gta-media

[wild bloom]

straight into the abyss

[steep berry]

how do i send videos

[silk bloom]

Reach level 5

[steep berry]

ohh ok

thanks

[pale solar]

Ohh dang, that’s wild

[sleek summit]

i borrowed this kind stranger's car for a second and gave it back to him but i think he's NOT happy about where i parked it

[cold yarrow]

Is that a photo of a screenshot

[vale jolt]

Rip truck driver

[vale jolt]

Wdym

[brittle osprey]

Is this a photo, of a monitor, with a screenshot of the photo of the poor monitor playing on a video?

that and it might be a tablet, isn't even a phone

[vale jolt]

Bro the is real game play I stole a fighter jet form a the miltary

Rip I am out

[dusk rose]

Are you have a stroke?

[olive nebula]

No pretty sure he's on drugs

[tawdry epoch]

[cold yarrow]

Was just doing random transfers out of boredom and gave myself a crop top

[tame karma]

Nice sunsets

[potent summit]

gang hopped for a ride

[humble drift]

🤳

[brittle osprey]

I think thats a tablet though, not a phone

[dusk rose]

Didn't know there was water down here (thought we are racing lol)

https://medal.tv/games/gta-v/clips/mgnFBJUIb-f0KvO7Y?invite=cr-MSxYZHosNDIwMjQ4OTgw&v=44

[edgy snow]

tf did i do son 😭😭

bugstars uniform might be cursed

[silk bloom]

You were probably kicked by a modder

[dusk rose]

How the oppresser mark 2 was born

[brittle osprey]

fake, theres no bike involved

[simple flicker]

HOLY SHIT BRO, that guy kills people for the love of it he's not in it for the money

[idle sun]

if the bottom one was oppressor mk1 then it'd be accurate

[idle sun]

TF DID RON JUST SAY?

[brittle osprey]

"I've been oiled before, but never been a machine" In-case you didn't get it

[idle sun]

i know that 😭

[brittle osprey]

He was just sliding you some information, free of charge too

[wild bloom]

actually

ur kinda right, but why

[idle sun]

exactly, why would i need that info

[brittle osprey]

He was just relating to how you're a well oiled machine or something, idk

He was happy, people hating on anything these days

[idle sun]

i guess trevor ordered him to oil up

[spare ledge]

😨😨

trauma

[dusky timber]

being under trevor's oppression for like a decade does things to the mind

[simple flicker]

@silver sierra how much money you got

[dusk rose]

Gonna try that next time

[worldly mauve]

yo PLEASE lower your graphics

[idle sun]

no i'll force my laptop for it idc if it gets to 200 degree celsius

[worldly mauve]

how is that even fun tho

[idle sun]

uhhh idk bc my system is a BEAST

[worldly mauve]

broski u r on like 10 fps..😭

[idle sun]

wdym

[worldly mauve]

in the video

unless thats on my end

[simple flicker]

You boys need to get you're money up

[idle sun]

maybe or maybe it's my recording app

[worldly mauve]

at least its not 0

my question is, why the fuck is it in the bank

making it out of strawberry 🔥🔥

then coming back on foot cuz u cant afford a taxi

[idle sun]

i guess you can work for that pizza icon

[simple flicker]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[dusk rose]

More likely Lester the molester

[candid tree]

Can i have a free Oppressor mark II pretty please

[dusk rose]

How are you able to move the kostka that fast?

[simple flicker]

yes of course but you'll have to pay back the bank 🥰

[candid tree]

i thought YOU were the bank

[worldly mauve]

idk but it wasnt good

[dusk rose]

He can buy you an ego chasser chocolate bar from the Indian cashier

[worldly mauve]

it bugged my gsme so hard i couldnt finish the setup

[simple flicker]

I had to sell it to buy this

And don't ask why people are angry at me

[candid tree]

What are you trying to do 😭 ?

[candid tree]

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

[worldly mauve]

i had no control😭

[candid tree]

NO I WOULD DO THE SAME THE ONLY REASON I WLD COME BACK TO GTA IS FOR THAT CAR

[simple flicker]

yes I would sell my left kidney for this truck

[candid tree]

I WANT IT SO BAD BUT I CANT PLAY

[worldly mauve]

i did notice one thing, the controls thingy for going up and down were broken

[candid tree]

are there more customizations for it?

Idk if this is a hot take but buying random cars in gta will always be more fun than getting fast/super cars

[simple flicker]

Yes

alot

[candid tree]

So broken somehow the kosatka was faster than a street car?

[worldly mauve]

ig, no controls either

and when I touched it i couldn't move and hsd to die twice to move

[candid tree]

😭 😭

[worldly mauve]

ended up destroying it with my savage to respawn it with like a minute left before the setup fails

[silver sierra]

4.1m

[simple flicker]

you're poor makki

you should be as rich as me

[pulsar stump]

I'm richer by 1 mil... I'm at 5.1mil

[sick estuary]

yall got a mil lol?

[midnight oracle]

acid lab keep producing if im on rockstar editor?

[sick estuary]

dont think so

[sick estuary]

my sources say yes it will

[midnight oracle]

what r ur sources

[sick estuary]

google

"Yes, the Acid Lab will continue to produce product while you are in the Rockstar Editor, provided you are online in a session (e.g., in a public or invite-only lobby) and the lab has supplies"

[midnight oracle]

mmmmmmmmm

[sick estuary]

sources should be true

[silver sierra]

holy salt in the wound

[simple flicker]

makki you should know

8 dollars is worth more any amount of dollars

Because if you get you're first 8 dollars you're gonna be happy but if you get it again and again and again

you will not

So the worth of 8 dollars is worth more than anything

because the feeling of it is worth more than any amount of money

I should be a philosopher

[silk bloom]

You are just a overthinker

[simple flicker]

hey

[silk bloom]

So basically a philosopher , congrats

[simple flicker]

I should get a good name

[silk bloom]

Cow the milked one

I guess wrong channel but anyways

[simple flicker]

that's a bad name

[simple flicker]

No it's a correct channel

philosophy is a job in gta too

[silk bloom]

Bad taste

[silk bloom]

[simple flicker]

cow the milked one

is a horrendous name

[spare ledge]

bro has cia in one pocket and mi6 in another 🤣

[dusk rose]

Have this happened to anyone before (The asian FIB lady turning into sasenta?)https://medal.tv/games/gta-v/clips/meCQYBWqkqMiNy7uj?invite=cr-MSxvYUIsNDIwMjQ4OTgw&v=28

[modern saddle]

thats disturbing

[ancient igloo]

Yeah it’s happened to me a few times

[brittle osprey]

Its a filler model for when an entity isn't detected (and required) for a cutscene, its just her model with no extras which is why she looks weird

[tame karma]

Normally Sasanta will come like this in Prison contract right.

[cold yarrow]

?

[simple flicker]

You're character looks terrifying

[cold yarrow]

Oh yeah thanks, was going for angry bald will ferrell

[atomic atlas]

youtube tutorial out of10

[bold coral]

-6421/10

[atomic atlas]

he deleted it xd

[simple flicker]

What was it

[atomic atlas]

nothing serious just the typical reddit post type of

"rate my character"

[wild bloom]

you’re just a blip on bleeter

[simple flicker]

Hey

[wild bloom]

yeH

[simple flicker]

I am a philosopher like DIOGENES I am no blip

a very wise man

[wild bloom]

you’re just a blip

[simple flicker]

hey

[wild bloom]

you’re just a blip on *bleeter

[simple flicker]

I am a blip that's rich

if I am one

[wild bloom]

• blonded los santos

[humble drift]

I ain't no goofy bruh

[simple flicker]

I'm gonna qoute you

[cold yarrow]

Aha

[simple flicker]

If you are flyingbunny49 because you are @wild bloom what are you without the name flyingbunny49

You cannot answer that

I am no blip I am a philosopher

[steep wind]

@vivid fulcrum @golden smelt

[silver sierra]

why do you look like that😭

[steep wind]

😭

[modern saddle]

looking like a cliffford soldier

[silver sierra]

you’re so real for that😭

[modern saddle]

genuinely

😭

thats cool tho icl

[tame karma]

He looks like that. Hehe

[modern saddle]

@cold yarrow if u can drop a character creation tutorial for that id be happy

[pale burrow]

Ive been summoned here

[opaque sphinx]

@glacial scroll

[pale burrow]

💀

[cold yarrow]

Lmfao i did not see this until now

[cold yarrow]

Do you actually want the customization?

[cold yarrow]

Was going for a pissed off look regardless lmao

So glad thats not my main character customization 🤣

[silver sierra]

you look evil😭

[cold yarrow]

Thanks 💅

Was actually trying to copy a gravesight character

[modern saddle]

Yes

[cold yarrow]

Who are the parents

[limpid jay]

Michael and Trevor

[opal canyon]

lwk wish this was real

[cinder lagoon]

?i thought gta fixed the modding issue?

[modern saddle]

No

[opal canyon]

you'll find less cheaters on tinder

[cinder lagoon]

but the cheaters eventually do get banned right?

[opal canyon]

if they're stupid, then yes

but if you keep things calm and slow, you wont

[silver sierra]

LOOK ITS THE MK2 @opaque sphinx

[opaque sphinx]

BRO

[opal canyon]

HAHAHAHAH

[opaque sphinx]

NO FUCKING WAY

[olive nebula]

This is mine now.

Im not asking for permission.

[opaque sphinx]

ask for permission.

[opaque sphinx]

why.

[subtle elbow]

Even with my stick drift he wasn’t safe from the kek

[zenith marsh]

FINALLY

[modern saddle]

nice

[worldly mauve]

here you see the fearsome warthog in it's natural habitat

[pale burrow]

A-10 aura farming

[dawn turret]

[pale burrow]

W

[pale burrow]

People do ts with controllers too

[knotty pulsar]

you play beach mk2 ?

[wild bloom]

how does one manage to fall into the water here 😭

[silver sierra]

JT WASNT MY FAULT

THE VEHCIEL

WASNT STOPPING

[wild bloom]

brakes :

[silver sierra]

I WAS TRYING

[potent summit]

7/12 fucking face cards

Fuck you lester

[uneven minnow]

I can only see 6, and they use several decks anyway not just one

3 Queen of Diamonds in the photo for example

[waxen fractal]

https://youtu.be/0yfIOD8MY-Y?is=EBYbt4GmuDw-YUdX

[simple flicker]

@potent summit how strong is this guy's head

I gotta train my head more

@silver sierra

[light root]

She ok in there?

[rancid frigate]

what are those reflection settings man

[tame karma]

Its bug i think. Ur shooting the plane not the enemy

[brittle osprey]

get some more money

[plucky pivot]

I’ve been spending on modded cars

[modern saddle]

I lost 60m-70m so far from that

don't go that route

[plucky pivot]

Why not like I care? I own everything except for all of the cars and warehouses

[modern saddle]

sigma

[tame karma]

what do you mean by lost 60 million? Ur saying ur waste 60 million or its gone?

[hot axle]

he is one punch man

[onyx vector]

sure 👍

[stuck birch]

Gonna cargo grief him for trying to pull that.

[onyx vector]

i’ll grief you

[spare ledge]

very creative ngl

[shadow scroll]

fake ass darkviper

[drowsy venture]

Darkviper_AU?

[brittle osprey]

looks pretty real to me

Or maybe thats just the non-AU dark viper

[simple flicker]

there aren't cougars in Missons

[golden berry]

darkviperEU maybe

[drowsy venture]

He is exploring Newyork visting famous GTA IV Landmarks

[worldly mauve]

little do they know that was the consequences of a dumbass pilot

[subtle elbow]

Literally using a controller, this is ps5 gameplay

[subtle elbow]

Ye, I don’t do mk1

[knotty pulsar]

beach mk2 boring

how you gonna get close spawns when you just sniping at each other from two ends of the beach and no ewo 🥀

[subtle elbow]

Close range people constantly, mk1 or mk2 has nothing to do with it

Every time I play mk1 I still die with one shot but have to hit enemy twice, not gonna make the game easier for them

[knotty pulsar]

how are you dying one shot to mk1

[subtle elbow]

Because lag lmfao

[knotty pulsar]

you’re either under lvl 100 which I can see clearly your not or u ain’t using no

bp

[subtle elbow]

If they’re from Latin America, Middle East, etc.

Nah they’re just hitting me in chest

[subtle elbow]

This has been a thing for YEARS bro idk how you wouldn’t know if you’ve been doing beach

[knotty pulsar]

yes I know you can get one shot but it’s not consistent

like you’re not getting 1 shot b2b

[subtle elbow]

Nah I am

[knotty pulsar]

Like maybe it happens once or twice playing to 25

[subtle elbow]

If they’re from far enough away or poor connection, it’s literally every time

[knotty pulsar]

ion know what’s wrong with your game then 🥀maybe I just don’t play people that far away ig 🤷‍♂️

[subtle elbow]

I try not to either, but sometimes these laggers got it coming yfm

[knotty pulsar]

oh hell nah I never play people who use lag 🥀

if I see they’re using lag I’m outta that lobby asap

ion care you can get your little xlag 1-0 💀

[subtle elbow]

It can be countered if you’re careful

[knotty pulsar]

Yeah but it’s just long

like what’s the point

[subtle elbow]

1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 L

[knotty pulsar]

up forever!

cryyyyy

[subtle elbow]

UP!

gLobAL sCorE

[subtle elbow]

[knotty pulsar]

real shit beach fun af though

[wind sable]

Finally got myself a mansion

[modern saddle]

18m to drink green juice

[wind sable]

18 mil to watch meltdown as many times as I want

[wise tangle]

[worldly mauve]

@pale burrow most normal raiju maneuver

[pale burrow]

Fucking hell that was awesome

F35 disguised as a su57

[worldly mauve]

just raiju things😭

[worldly mauve]

i actually consider it more of an su75, sure it doesn't actually exist but its as close to a raiju as we'll ever get in terms of looks

[pale burrow]

[pale burrow]

The general shape, features and missile tray are more like from f35 tho

And vtol

[simple flicker]

what is gta even about 😭

[potent summit]

The real freedom

[simple flicker]

also w car

[serene snow]

You are from gamerfleet sv right ?

[worldly mauve]

huh?

no idea what that is

[potent summit]

Its ass

[worldly mauve]

its just some pfp from Pinterest so thats prob why, no worries

[simple flicker]

Such MADNESS

ignus is a very nice car

[potent summit]

Not good enough

[simple flicker]

I mean tempesta Is better but ignus isn't that bad

[potent summit]

Zentorno is the only one that isnt shit

[timid saddle]

Umm, what is this org name (i know its not you)

[primal haven]

Did he get killed by desync lmfao

[timid orchid]

Aku man u still mad at me😔😔💔

[primal haven]

I was never mad, I just know when something is done for attention

[timid orchid]

😔💔

[pulsar stump]

Gotta have the correct plate too

[elfin arrow]

@twilit falcon mods kill this user

[twilit falcon]

Killed successfully

[elfin arrow]

👍

[silver sierra]

@opaque sphinx

[opaque sphinx]

come on man

[mystic forge]

fire right

[opaque sphinx]

fuck yeah

[modern saddle]

Yes

[daring chasm]

I think p juice is better

[silver sierra]

pee?

[daring chasm]

Nah

Not poop either

[wild bloom]

i got it

i’m not going to say it but i got it

@opaque sphinx and @daring chasm would make a fire duo tbh

[opaque sphinx]

on god

[opaque sphinx]

lmaoooo

[daring chasm]

[opaque sphinx]

funny guy

[fallow pivot]

😂

[pale burrow]

holy aim assist

[light root]

Is this correct?

[wicked dune]

(Context I called out both FMJ and FMJ MK V for them to purchase after they had asked me if I had a “FMJ”)

[atomic atlas]

ik its console but gawd dam the aim assist lol

killing npcs and players on pc in freeaim is more satisfying

even freeaim on console

remarkable

[fallow pivot]

[atomic atlas]

not against it tho

its fair with all the mk2s flying around

[onyx vector]

especially cryhards

[atomic atlas]

[onyx vector]

[dusk rose]

Does anyone know how I can get past this mission?

Its pretty hard

[pale burrow]

WTF FAST TRACK USED TO BE 100K

[pale burrow]

tf is that

[olive nebula]

Says who?

[pale burrow]

i remember paying 100k for it

[olive nebula]

Mid progress

[pale burrow]

like a year ago

[pale burrow]

nah at progress this much

[olive nebula]

Then dementia is kicking in

[pale burrow]

😭

[silk bloom]

What is this ark, gta rip off game

[wary prism]

[brittle osprey]

Fast track price goes down the more progress you have so thats probably what it is, base cost is 225k which is worth it to just get it over with, one time purchase

[pale burrow]

except the one time purchase is for 51 unlocks 🥀

[potent summit]

This is why we grind in GTA trust

[brittle osprey]

now I can read it in not one, but two places

[dusky timber]

[pulsar stump]

Oops was meant to send it to my friend not here 😭😭😭

[dusky timber]

u fukt up

[pulsar stump]

yeah..

[pine valve]

wth bro

[open quarry]

What mask is this ?

[elfin arrow]

famine or something

can't buy it

[humble drift]

people actually wanna look like this

[sterile agate]

Goat

[tawdry epoch]

the 6 level host will carry us

[potent summit]

@wild bloom

Look at this behemoth

[wild bloom]

godmotherfuckingdamn

this normally spawns in the parking lot at sandy shores

[potent summit]

Its a common vehicle?

[wild bloom]

it’s not

it spawns at a specific in game time

probably 16:00-17:00

[tame karma]

What's the unique in this one? I was looking for one

[wild bloom]

it’s rare that’s about it

[potent summit]

Just a very fun truck for like 7k

[tame karma]

Nice. So this one is rare not same as the one we can see on the streets

[wild bloom]

yes

it’s also this and the same one that looks yellow

not modded the same way but yea

[potent summit]

That lines up yeah

[wild bloom]

there’s also a car

[tame karma]

Nice so I can collect this one in in-game time 16:00 - 17:00 right

[potent summit]

Ooh do tell

[wild bloom]

that’s spawns on mount chilliad

[potent summit]

On?

[tame karma]

The one with Guitar right

[wild bloom]

u gotta see a video on yt i forgot where ur supposed to be and at what time

[modern saddle]

mariachi tornado

[wild bloom]

yes that one

[wild bloom]

yea that

[potent summit]

Is there any more like those 2

@wild bloom

[tame karma]

I had to do that few times. 1st time it exploded by falling from hill 😁

[wild bloom]

yes there’s a fully customized substance

*dubsta

that comes in chrome or gold color i think

[tame karma]

There is one clean rebel if u like u can find it too.

[wild bloom]

but that one is so excruciatingly hard to spawn

[tame karma]

This one is not that rare if u want u can find it at a specific time and location.

[tawdry epoch]

chat should this be the podium car🔥

[potent summit]

Very clean

[tawdry epoch]

this should be my podium car bro

it looks so cool

[junior spindle]

reminds me of the MF DOOM mask

[potent summit]

My new daily 🔥

[tawdry epoch]

🔥 🔥 🔥

[tawdry epoch]

@potent summit bro this shit is clean too

my uncle owned one of these

[obtuse gale]

[uneven minnow]

Free phantom wedge? Pog

[brittle osprey]

I can get a 4th phantom wedge, for free

at the small cost of nothing

[tawdry epoch]

is this a good run for duo

[timid saddle]

Damn those are the last 3 i need

Apart for ruiner 2000

[dire pasture]

good for solo

[atomic atlas]

jeez they went so low to the point they were given for free lol

which is crazy because i used almost all of em

when i was lazy to call my mechanic

wastelander was so fun with friends hanging off the back

[versed totem]

😭 johnny wasnt quite on the spot

[pulsar stump]

Noice little finds

[quaint agate]

ugly ah car

[wild bloom]

holy fuck did u rewind 6 years to reply to a message💔😭

[quaint agate]

yes

[kindred niche]

Vro that post is older than you

🥀

[quaint agate]

lol

[kindred niche]

Holy shit Speedstang is the second post

I wonder where he is now

[celest wigeon]

not exactly gta, but a gta skin so

[quaint agate]

ping him and see

[cyan crag]

What is this game?

[celest wigeon]

beamng.drive

[kindred niche]

@cold zealot

[simple flicker]

What the hell are theese upcoming weeks man

this sucks

[frank kayak]

holy moley

[modern saddle]

........

[sleek summit]

Samantha let herself go

[simple flicker]

Im not gonna even ask why you were looking

[tawdry epoch]

Only if you can execute these npcs

[wild bloom]

the flying bunny mobile

[simple flicker]

give us a money reavel

[modern saddle]

$5

[simple flicker]

I got like 5 times that

Or 10 not sure

[modern saddle]

i got 192 times that lil bro

[simple flicker]

You poor boy

I am rich without possessions

[simple flicker]

we all in this together

[frank kayak]

Idk just stumbled upon it

[frank kayak]

hell nah id bring that home

[tawdry epoch]

Ayo bro caught you in 4k

[frank kayak]

Proud torta pounder

[wild bloom]

this exhaust is practically sitting on the floor😭

[cyan crag]

Where the hell did you find these lmao

We never learn the next weeks bonuses earlier than a day before they launch

[wind sable]

Very unique podium vehicle

[daring chasm]

My grandfather had a 59 Cadillac, until his death and his grand son took it. He made it until 93

[cyan crag]

Beautiful

Wish rockstar added more classics like that

Imagine a topless version of this

[cold yarrow]

@atomic atlas

[atomic atlas]

this wasnt legit right?

[cold yarrow]

Uh in that particular thumbnail no

[atomic atlas]

i dont think they gave us the opputunity to get em?

it must have been gtaplus or adversary mode exclusive

[cold yarrow]

I think they did in 2023, I remember being bummed out I couldn’t get in to complete or get them. Might’ve been plus

I’m going nuts trying to find them so they were probably never released

They were locked to the pumpkin event. An adversary mode called judgement day. They could be glitched into online but you needed rewards from the pumpkins to transfer them over

[wind sable]

Very pretty

[wind sable]

People be calling anything "modded"

[cold yarrow]

Rate my fit

[brittle osprey]

No rating

[wind sable]

No comment

[cold yarrow]

[wind sable]

I'm not any better

[silver sierra]

can i choose no

[cold yarrow]

Whence I get the turkey feet and full scuba gear on this I shall return for another rating

[wind sable]

Where do you even get chicken feet

I haven't played GTA since the auto shop dlc so I don't know what got added

[cold yarrow]

Past thanksgiving reward from gta+

[wind sable]

I see

[wind sable]

I like juggernaut outfits
For some reason

[potent summit]

@silver sierra

[silver sierra]

CUTIE OMG

[potent summit]

I tried doing an outside loop and crashed

..

[silver sierra]

why is he dodging air💀

[potent summit]

He was punching

You can see my plane on the road

[silver sierra]

air😭

he was punching air.

[potent summit]

All burnt

[silver sierra]

it looks like a kanji

khanjali

[potent summit]

Should I buy a Khajali

@silver sierra I have 7m, do I buy a car I like, or save my money for nothing

@silver sierra My guy swimming in a full suit

[silver sierra]

GET OUT😭

he’s like a low level

[potent summit]

Its an NPC

[silver sierra]

i know

[potent summit]

Khanjali so pricey

[potent summit]

I am having fun

[silver sierra]

broke nowww

[silver sierra]

it’s so fun

[potent summit]

Do I make it pink or blue

[silver sierra]

PINK

[potent summit]

All my helis and planes are pink so why not

Too bad I dont have someone to use the other cannon

[potent summit]

My dog now

[silver sierra]

DID YOU STEAL THEIR DOG

[potent summit]

I tried to but the cops were closing in, I didnt want crossfire

He looks so happy though

[silver sierra]

HES FROWNING

[potent summit]

But his head is so high, chin up. He looks greatful for his new owner

[silver sierra]

HE IS FROWNING. this guy is SAD.

[potent summit]

Take a good look at his legs bro

Why they deformed like that

[silver sierra]

he’s like a rabbit😭

[silver sierra]

CUTE

[potent summit]

Bro the ground ate my car

[silver sierra]

WHAT THE HECK

[potent summit]

What course of action do I take niow

[silver sierra]

eat the ground

[potent summit]

Good idea, let me just polish my tungsten teeth

[silver sierra]

thank goodness

[crude tendon]

happiest shit ive done in the game

[spare solstice]

FOR REAL

[fallow pivot]

lol

[humble drift]

Bro can't let people mind their own business

[spare solstice]

fr

[atomic atlas]

yo why u do that?

[wind sable]

Reason why I play invite only

[atomic atlas]

iam always up for chaos

but pc modders xd

[wind sable]

Yeah I met so many damn modders trap me in a cage or spawn kill me

I don't see how that's even fun

[fallow pivot]

mayhem

[onyx vector]

come on pc

[pale burrow]

Blud will leave sess when they spawnkill him

[fallow pivot]

no i just go to rc car till they go away

[pale burrow]

It can be locked on yk that right

[fallow pivot]

hasn’t really made a difference to me not many people can tell it’s me as i’m off the radar and rc car doesn’t give a player tag as far as i know

i may as well be an npc

[humble drift]

better that instead of attacking people for no reason

[fallow pivot]

[olive nebula]

Dayum, since when did Toreador tracking was insane like the last kill?

I should dust it off next time then

Keep posting these clips, I approve

[humble drift]

missiles after just fired are quite aggressive

after that they show their true color

[silver sierra]

twinnn delete it

[potent summit]

Oh right, forgot this was gta only

Ts some bs gang where do I send images

@silver sierra Get the Zentorno

[silver sierra]

SO CUTE

[silver sierra]

deserved

[silk bloom]

Imagine dying to the panda who is delusional

[potent summit]

How

[silver sierra]

he looks scared

[silver sierra]

idk i just feel like having

hating

[potent summit]

He looks mental

Like he escaped rehab

[silver sierra]

ok bud…

[potent summit]

Why are we holding this 😭

[silver sierra]

it’s so bad

[potent summit]

My character is better now okay

[silver sierra]

why is he dressed like a lunatic

[cold yarrow]

YAY

[silver sierra]

YAY

[cold yarrow]

Worst grind ever

[potent summit]

Too much work

[cold yarrow]

I did it for the plaque

[dusky timber]

man

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/904101912201277452/1397491109051236364/man.gif

[river shoal]

lol

[timid saddle]

Curb and break boosts doing heavy lifting there

[humble drift]

not even lol

[timid saddle]

I meant for the car description

[dusky timber]

this is definitely not a hill worth dying on but i cba anymore

[humble drift]

yeah no curb and brake boost ain't helping it reach 210mph

[potent summit]

@silver sierra Shes perfect

[silver sierra]

OMG THARS ADORBS

[potent summit]

Im naming it Pavel

[silver sierra]

noo he’s got a big gut

name it tungsten

[potent summit]

Okay

[potent summit]

I just spent nearly 2m upgrading my 99 ford lightning with HSW, this things a beast now

[dusk rose]

Name it Lester the

[potent summit]

I can barely tell a difference I hop I exited the game intime to get some money back

[dawn turret]

I’m so proud of myself

Ty Lester

[silver sierra]

eww

[silver sierra]

ur character is fishusting

[dawn turret]

fishusting

Thanks

[worldly mauve]

@worn current

[worn current]

one way to do it, dont work so well if youre high up tho

[worldly mauve]

it does, just control your thrust/brakes til u r low enough to at least land on ur back safely

@pale burrow

[pale burrow]

It was the same livery but different clip

[pale burrow]

Still crazyy

Once i get my controller ill be practising

[worldly mauve]

controller works on pc?

[pale burrow]

Yep

Both playstation and xbox controllers too infact

[bold coral]

Some of mine

[dawn turret]

love it

[pale burrow]

Whats that paintjob on the virtue

[neat cairn]

Can anyone tell me what's wrong in this image?

[teal crypt]

No railing

And that shirt

[neat cairn]

The railing is there

[teal crypt]

Oh yeah I see it

[onyx vector]

that ugly ass shirt

[neat cairn]

I wasnt looking for wrong answers

[onyx vector]

and i still gave you a right answer

[neat cairn]

Guys its the track come on now.

[teal crypt]

I found some random black dots they could be UFOs

[neat cairn]

Oml bros looking for ANYTHING but the track 🥀

[onyx vector]

it’s the shirt.

and that 2015 haircut

[brittle osprey]

typical b-11 pilot trying to ram stuff instead of shooting

[humble drift]

interesting, this isn't automodded

usually the g word gets that

[pale burrow]

Ill stick to an xbox controller

Its natively supported by windows

[brittle osprey]

that word typically gets filtered though in chat

[pale burrow]

Ion want all that🥀

Id like to sit back and enjoy it wireless

[pale burrow]

They're birds

Ofc it is

[teal crypt]

Birds are just government spy robots

[strange cedar]

weird

[pale burrow]

Tf is that ramp

[strange cedar]

seems like an npc

it was the other guy

tryhard

yeah

you can do that?

[dusk rose]

Guys I want to be a pro dog fighter

[strange cedar]

damn

[pale burrow]

Us

Dont most controllers offer it as a mouse click or smth

Ive seen some cheap controllers have that option

[dusk rose]

My only problem is that I can't find the correct controls lol

[pale burrow]

Where it stops half way, or just enough to do one small tap

[pale burrow]

Just use the default ones if ur on kbm

[dusk rose]

And that the planes like the raju are kinda hard to control when they are so fast

[pale burrow]

Then use a controller when u get one

[dusk rose]

I usually use the B11

[pale burrow]

Same

[dusk rose]

I have one, but I am trying to master it on keyboard

[pale burrow]

Pyro and straling too sometimes

Yeah alot of controllers have it.. under 40$

Not sure about 'alot' but some do

They have inbuilt macro, some joystick mods and some other stuff

3 way trigger lock

Yeah that too

Idk if its only my country

But yeah

[humble drift]

that would be quite challenging

can't really be precise with keyboard and mouse flying is just too sensitive

[pale burrow]

Not bad for a $40 controller

[silk bloom]

[silk bloom]

I think there is a ghost in your apartment

[hexed sleet]

I think the ghost was having a good time

[silver sierra]

@opaque sphinx

[hexed sleet]

Hi

I am special, are you too?

[silver sierra]

this guyyy😭

[humble drift]

I think john cena is in your apartment

[hexed sleet]

I think it was my dad

[silk bloom]

I think you are an "L"

Hope you get the reference

[hexed sleet]

I am law

lawlet

And special

[silk bloom]

L would never say his name

[silk bloom]

Surprised the wall is still there

[hexed sleet]

Did I really say my name?

;D

[silk bloom]

Light would know

[hexed sleet]

Well

I trust you.

I might have made it up so Light would see but it might be another prisoners name, he won't risk it all

[worn current]

lmfao bruh they all share 1 brain cell i swear

lil bro prolly dont even know what mald means so i aint gettin far

[worldly mauve]

every time i send a video that happens to have an accidental desync ram u assume im one of them💔

[atomic atlas]

whats wrong with people man

[brittle osprey]

you are... and I can prove it

[worn current]

father isnt in the picture lets be real

[worldly mauve]

u cant lie its funny to fly past people going mach fuck

[worn current]

can i learn the art of going mach fuck?

[simple flicker]

Suscriberfortacos

[worldly mauve]

honestly its way more fun on the b11 because it isnt supposed to go that fast, just go high up and nose dive

[worn current]

ah i thought there was another speed glitch

[worldly mauve]

best plane i found for keeping speed after a nose dive is the molotok

can nose dive and stay above 230 for a solid like 30+ seconds if i recall

[worn current]

ima go see if the ultralight speed glitch still works

[atomic atlas]

i think it does but let me know

[worldly mauve]

@worn current

[worn current]

that shi is tuff, hell yea

[pulsar stump]

@silver sierra

[hexed sleet]

Sick car

[wind wind]

ik old message but what car is that

[humble drift]

Entity mt

[worldly mauve]

god dsmn it after i looked for like 2 minutes💔

[humble drift]

why would you not remember your car's name

[worldly mauve]

cuz i rarely drive it

[humble drift]

justified

it's a terrible car anyway

[hexed sleet]

I am hacker

[simple flicker]

hey what

6 zeros

that's a Millon

almost looked like ten Millon

[drowsy venture]

Yeah when you zoom out

[haughty garden]

nice outfit

[silver sierra]

oh this is very nice

[pulsar stump]

Ty

[pulsar stump]

Neat find from paleto

[cold zealot]

i am somewhere... (hi)

[shadow scroll]

bro is using the fucking auto sniper and is wondering why i take 5 body shots..

ah hes french.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/750301336750522468/1482110202345029814/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_Enhanced_2026.03.13-21.08-00.00.00.000-00.00.36.248.mp4?ex=69b5c230&is=69b470b0&hm=87f6042d8ddd35d79feb60b5ba13a20b9ca8f80393ce9bc2766291678fd26914& hydra still goated

[wild bloom]

i think you delivered a cargo shipment

maybe or it’s probably just me

[shadow scroll]

ah. music for my ears :)

[spare ledge]

no surprise there👀

[shadow scroll]

yepo

[kindred niche]

Yoooo long time noo see 😂

[pulsar stump]

Gotta love my SS I got 🤣

[idle sun]

would've made numbers a decade ago

[pulsar stump]

That's now and then this one when me and @chrome patrol finished humane labs with our group a year ago

[potent summit]

wtf

[idle sun]

so... you grind humane labs annually?

[pulsar stump]

No I was helping do Cmm in the first image and second one is my run on Cmm

[idle sun]

so... did you succeed in both cmms?

[pulsar stump]

One with LF yes one im helping with rn we on series a

[white zodiac]

Lmao i gotta try that now 😂

[tribal sandal]

can you guys support me on YouTube 😅

[white zodiac]

Who plays gta legacy pc?

[tribal sandal]

I will play GTA legacy

[sleek summit]

Dumbass cat

[vivid fulcrum]

@gentle remnant

you can do it

[sleek summit]

Omg i just found out abt the info tab in the pause menu wtff

[shadow scroll]

lol

i knew about it for yars

[sleek summit]

Its like one of those things you always see but never register them in your mind bc youre paying attention to something else

[fallow pivot]

damn

[olive nebula]

Repost

[safe holly]

The only numbers you need are in FPS

[humble drift]

back to posting bullying again

[wind sable]

It's a purple alien
Shouldn't that thing be in a group with other purple aliens

[potent summit]

@opaque sphinx

[opaque sphinx]

what the fuck

[potent summit]

Now some dude attempted to shoot me with a railgun while I am in my ph

[opaque sphinx]

i once got stalked by a hydra

😕

[potent summit]

Did you shoot it with a railgun?

[opaque sphinx]

this was before the railgun came out

[potent summit]

Oh

Hydra so not tuff

[modern saddle]

Hydra is just a broke havok

[opaque sphinx]

💔

the havok is lowkey fun

[potent summit]

Molotok tuffest

Or starling

[modern saddle]

Molotok looks cool but disappointing

[potent summit]

Really?

It is a pretty old plane so I guess it isnt too suprising

[modern saddle]

Has nothing basically basically mg and missiles

but you can glide with it forecer

forever

[potent summit]

Gang why you got every platform

[modern saddle]

Missclick

[potent summit]

Are you Enhanced Legacy Xbox1 Xbox X/S PS4 or PS5

[modern saddle]

I'm ps6 and xbox 180

Sometimes on pc 2

[potent summit]

[potent summit]

Just as im boutta start a heist bro

[potent summit]

@steep wind First game after switching sessions

[steep wind]

lolll i told u bro

[potent summit]

Yeah, I keep switching after losing 10k on each of the high winners

@steep wind When you got 2 ankhs and the last one close did you keep playing or switch sessions

[dusk rose]

@potent summit @steep wind Yall gotta tell me your secret

Is there like a way to increase my chances in winning?

[neat cairn]

See now someone sees it

[pale burrow]

He's just a gambling addict

[pale burrow]

How do u even do that in free roam 🥀

[neat cairn]

I was inside my mansion and it was there lol

[pale burrow]

[dusk rose]

I am gambling addict too 🥀

But I try my best to stay away from blackjack in gta as it is rigged

[potent summit]

Ok bro

[potent summit]

Cashing out is for quitters, never quit

[neat cairn]

First day on the job...

[waxen raft]

[potent summit]

Puddle of doom and despair

[neat cairn]

Fuck dis job

[potent summit]

The fuckass shirt and the two different color filters

[neat cairn]

Nooo the ramppp

[potent summit]

Your screen is literally split in half

Is the ramp too flat or something?

[neat cairn]

No the custom track

[potent summit]

Oh

[steep wind]

dont do blackjack the regular way. go high stakes and double down each game at max bet. if u lose disconnect, if u win stand up change fit sit back down

[potent summit]

I split when I can

[steep wind]

hell fucking yeah bro ur making it

[steep wind]

whats splitting in blackjack

its stand, hit or double down

[steep wind]

thats when i stay

[potent summit]

If you get two cards of equal value, say a 10 and a jack. You can split it into two separate games, where you put down your original bet on each one. So basically you double down with two games starting at ten each, and you play from there

What’s good about it is if you have say a 13 and a 16, if the dealer gets 16, they will continue to hit and most likely bust, which wins you both games

[steep wind]

ohh

i’ve never even seen that

[potent summit]

Its not very often, you need doubles, like 2 8s or 2 5s

[potent summit]

Look at this

I got 2 8s so I split it into 2 games

[steep wind]

ohhh lolll wtf that’s crazy

i’ve never ever seen that

[wind sable]

First time?

[potent summit]

So what happened was the dealer got 16 and I had 18 and 13. The dealer still loses some so they have to keep playing. There’s a good chance they will bust and you’ll win the low 13 game too

[pulsar stump]

@opaque sphinx

[potent summit]

Also there was 4 8s in one game which is wild

[pulsar stump]

Nice outfit lol

[wind sable]

Thanks

[steep wind]

in all my years of gambling on gta i’ve never ever had that

[neat cairn]

Did u stay and finish the job or left?

[potent summit]

That’s what being a gambling addict gets you 💀 blackjack is the only game I’m good at

[wind sable]

You can stay and clean it

[potent summit]

Other than the occasional slots

[wind sable]

But like why even do that

[neat cairn]

Ik I did lols

[potent summit]

Your robbing them of millions, it’s the least you could do

[wind sable]

Yeah I guess I did blow up there pipes

[potent summit]

Probably killed a guest or two

[neat cairn]

Its the least you can do to be a good person, since we do all these odd jobs.

Cleaning shit simulator

[wind sable]

Love wearing a juggernaut suit just to clean shit

The perfect disguise

[neat cairn]

Its hard to tell

[wind sable]

Yeah I could be a duggan security guard for all they know

[neat cairn]

Aye thats smart

[dusk rose]

Does pulling my WiFi cable work or do I have to close the entire game?

[steep wind]

both should work afaik

[idle sun]

did i just melee kill... WITH A FUCKING STICKY BOMB?

didn't know you could do that

[pale burrow]

Yeah u can do that

[bold coral]

Bros new to gta 😂

[idle sun]

like you've been playing it since day 1

[bold coral]

Since 2015

✌️

[dusk rose]

Rest in peace, Jackie.. @bold coral

Was legit my favourite character ingame

[bold coral]

🥹

[simple flicker]

Hey affe

did you have another Jackie pfp a long time ago or is that someone else

[pale burrow]

Holy spoilers bro i was about to play cp

[wheat sedge]

ok

[dusk rose]

He took a nap dw

[pale burrow]

oh ok then

[rotund hornet]

can someone help ? in questions

[timid orchid]

😭😭no ways ts real

[silver sierra]

@opaque sphinx hey you showed me this

[wild bloom]

[edgy snow]

Is this referring to a certain fanfic website

[spare ledge]

would pay to see that tbh

[wild bloom]

okay

don’t think anyone here cares that u killed someone with a mk2

[humble drift]

dude is the reason why people hate this game

[simple flicker]

@steep wind is this a sign to gamble

Two of them in the same spot

[tame jacinth]

yup thats me

[dusk rose]

I thought the reason to gamble was because you punshed the guy

[simple flicker]

🤣

no way man

[steep wind]

is everything gambling related just connected to me now😭😭

[simple flicker]

yes

You are a man of luck

[steep wind]

servers biggest gambler right here

anyways yes bro GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLE!

[simple flicker]

bet

[simple flicker]

and so you know I've got 1.3 Millon on me right now I'll update you on how much I win

[steep wind]

1.3m chips?

[simple flicker]

yes

and I have 0 dollars

[steep wind]

😭

hit the slots

[iron basin]

Am I tweaking? Or does this look like the Niobe?

[silk bloom]

Yeah it does

Maybe niobe is made after this model

[ancient igloo]

BMW was inspired by GTA and made a real life version

[simple flicker]

acrylic it's all gone.

[steep wind]

HOW

[simple flicker]

luck is not on my side

[daring chasm]

Nah that's the i8 niobe

[steep wind]

what did u do

[simple flicker]

Slot machines for the most part

and black jack

[wild bloom]

yes

[steep wind]

1.3m on slot is wild bro

[wild bloom]

yeah

(idk if it’s actually wild)

[dusky timber]

is this a samsung reference?

[iron basin]

It's choose in dutch

[dusky timber]

choose samsung
damn

[iron basin]

Indeed

[idle sun]

nah ima stick to iphone

[idle sun]

”is this the guy from fortnite?” ahh questioning

[lean knoll]

how do i get my nightshark to look like this??? i cant upgrade it anywhere to this

[idle sun]

you need to use vehicle workshop?

[pulsar stump]

Tuff

[silver sierra]

i see 4 baddies

[dusk rose]

Do you have a close up picture of the female character?

[wild bloom]

?

[pulsar stump]

Why...

[steep wind]

#mogged

[atomic atlas]

that guy is weird lol

[pale burrow]

Ah a few people enjoying their cars and minding their own business, Let me go kill them rq

[steep wind]

i thought my rng was bad… @opaque sphinx @wild bloom

[scarlet dragon]

ts fire fym