gta-media

[brittle osprey]

Not really, if I wanted to I could really write some stuff but I won't as theres no point, though I imagine he won't last too long if he continues shitposting or doing other stuff

[sage oriole]

it was a joke

making fun of short attention span

[obsidian sparrow]

someone is pissed

[muted pagoda]

Hello guys~, wanted to a question:
Where do you usually share your shots besides this server?

I love taking photos in games, but I’ve always struggled to find a platform that really fits (X feels kinda cooked, and IG doesn’t quite match the vibe?) I’ve actually started making a new social app dedicated to game photos, so I’d really appreciate any thoughts

[brittle osprey]

I don't really share stuff outside this server

[shell obsidian]

There's not like a general game server on discord, so it would just be in the server of the game you took the photos

But I'm interested in the social app, do you have a name for it?

[rich jolt]

me n chop

[empty blaze]

I love chop

[compact pagoda]

He looks chopped

[white zodiac]

Chop is sexy 😛

[empty blaze]

Pfp or irl?

[white zodiac]

Damn ur hair is beautiful

[empty blaze]

In the pfp?

[orchid hatch]

depends whats your rates on pink diamond

[empty blaze]

For you I’ll give you 3 m for it

[orchid hatch]

hmmm

[empty blaze]

3.5

[orchid hatch]

deal

[white zodiac]

Nah irl

[empty blaze]

Ok so which one pfp or irl

[empty blaze]

Aww thanks

[orchid hatch]

both why not

does that mean i get 7m

😭 🔥

[empty blaze]

Yes

[orchid hatch]

hell yeah

[bold coral]

You ain't fooling no one

[delicate bay]

she did fool at least 1 guy above

[empty blaze]

True

I’m ugly af

[bold coral]

@white zodiac @orchid hatch 🥀

[orchid hatch]

what?

[empty blaze]

@orchid hatch is stupid

[bold coral]

look up 😂

[orchid hatch]

dawg i js want the money

bro its obv its a fake

no fucking shit

[bold coral]

na you fell for it

[orchid hatch]

i was doing the scouting mission at the time aswell

got ruby necklace tho

[bold coral]

get panther

[orchid hatch]

no i didnt lad

[bold coral]

holy flashbang

[severe crypt]

Guys i get this when i do the merge glitch, anybody know how to fix this

[fathom crane]

I shot ONE mk2 user.

modders man

[modern saddle]

desync💔

[fathom crane]

?

[modern saddle]

you got desynced it's not modders

[fathom crane]

how can I prevent this

[modern saddle]

Cant

[fathom crane]

son

[modern saddle]

Just pray the server host location isn't too far away from your location

[viscid river]

first owner vs second owner

[fathom crane]

son

[edgy snow]

i was bored as hell bruh

[white zodiac]

Damn bro

Pretty nice hair tho

But yeah... got fooled

[white zodiac]

You female or male? You shouldnt say that anyway.. everyone looks great in their own way

[empty blaze]

I am actually female

I’m ugly tho

[white zodiac]

I bet ur not

But if u really think so you should do smt abt it! Like workout, makeup, face cream

Like I dont think im good looking. I have a bit of acne and some pimples on my face but idc what people think about me.

[empty blaze]

I am

[pliant cipher]

Before

1 min later

[modern saddle]

Avg arena car purchase

[pliant cipher]

Got cerberus and the scramjet

[modern saddle]

9m to the trash 💔

I wish the cerberus was good

[pliant cipher]

Can make it in no time

[modern saddle]

One of the few vehicles I sold

[pliant cipher]

I like big trucks like that so ya

[modern saddle]

same

[pliant cipher]

Wanna get the iron mule next

I wont use it at all but ye

[shadow scroll]

you are in badsport, and you cannot join jobs while in bad sport

simple answer

has anyone noticed that in august 2025 in 1 single day there was a massive battleye ban wave? 68k accounts got battleye banned on gta online which is very very interesting

right around the time i couldn't go into any gta online session

[pliant cipher]

Can you not even do jobs w friends or missions?

[shadow scroll]

nope

[viscid river]

waste of money

[pliant cipher]

So its bad bad then

[viscid river]

i put playstation in my car because cool

[white zodiac]

Wait did they leave the server....

[nimble jolt]

Girls aren't trustfull on discord bro

[tribal ravine]

@white zodiac let's not share that in public channels

[white zodiac]

Alrighty

[empty blaze]

@white zodiac look I hacked it

[white zodiac]

.

[shell obsidian]

Ok goodbye ✌️

[white zodiac]

LOL WTF

[shell obsidian]

Well, i have authenticator

[white zodiac]

HE ACTUALLY DID

[shell obsidian]

Idk, hack me

[empty blaze]

It’s so easy

[empty blaze]

No because I don’t hack innocent ppl

[shell obsidian]

What if he was the catfisher all this time

[white zodiac]

Yeah

[shell obsidian]

Well you would just need a bot, its not actually thaaat hard

[white zodiac]

Crazy conspiracy

[empty blaze]

👍

[shell obsidian]

Discord security lets you put infinite password until you find it

[empty blaze]

No im not

[shell obsidian]

Get an authenticator like google or sum

Then you are safe

Or call lester

[white zodiac]

Lol

[empty blaze]

L acc tbh

Yk what imma keep this acc just for the fun of it

[white zodiac]

This dude just be hacking catfishers 😭

[empty blaze]

I’m keeping ts

[shell obsidian]

You were laughing at him

That doesnt make you an innocent person

What if you hack his acc?

[white zodiac]

Nah bruh that makes it seem the conspiracy is more real if u keep it

[covert idol]

Try this channel
https://discord.com/channels/224565836277481473/600802493299163138

[white zodiac]

Or gc

[severe crypt]

im not in badsport its the merge glitch in ps5, im not suppossed to join the job

[split jasper]

Here is some gta media so yall can get back on topic

[empty blaze]

@white zodiac IM ON HIS XBOX ACC

HAH

[white zodiac]

Omg

No way bro

DONT PING ME THO 😭

MY NOTIFICATUON SOUND SO LOUD

[empty blaze]

He actually has gta online

[white zodiac]

NOTIFICATION

[white zodiac]

Wow

[empty blaze]

[white zodiac]

I feel 1% bad for them but thats what u get

[empty blaze]

True

[full herald]

What did they do

I’m lowkey invested here

[white zodiac]

Tried catfishing me but it was so obvious

[empty blaze]

I’m on the discord acc and Xbox

[full herald]

[full herald]

Sob

[empty blaze]

Easy hack

[white zodiac]

If you dont have his email it would of asked for a verification or code right.....?

Bit weird ay

You are on mobile too...

[empty blaze]

There is millions of ppl on mobile

[white zodiac]

Yeah but most hackers are on pc

Like 99% actually

[empty blaze]

I hacked it on pc then logged in on my phone

[white zodiac]

But explain how it didnt ask for a verification from his email or code

And ur other account is xbox same as them

And u only started talking after they changed the account namd

[empty blaze]

Bypass
I have an Xbox next to my pc
What?

[white zodiac]

What a laptop? If it was a good computer u wouldnt be playing on xbox

[empty blaze]

No an actual pc I just prefer Xbox ?

[white zodiac]

Yeah all of it seems pretty weird man.. ur gonna say u hacked someone on a gta online discord server that has over 700,00 people so that must mean u dont really care abt getting banned you just used that to say that you hacked someone.

[split jasper]

#gta-media

Or off topic yapper session

[fathom crane]

im crine

[orchid hatch]

https://medal.tv/games/gta-v/clips/lSXMmdX4E_fsfti8_?invite=cr-MSx0VzMsNDA1NDkzMzY2&v=30 been tourturing this stupid car for about half an hour but he escaped

[ancient pecan]

W issi brodi, welcome to the issi cult

[orchid hatch]

we love the issi

everyone

[ancient pecan]

Join the “need me an issi” crew

[orchid hatch]

how

[split jasper]

Does this make sense? Are those values realistic?

[ancient pecan]

Via rockstar social club

[split jasper]

My monthly internet usage limit is at 80gb (i dont have wifi here. Using my phone to connect the laptop)

[orchid hatch]

i joined

[ancient pecan]

Welcome welcome

Glad to have u in the cult

[split jasper]

And internet plans are dogshit expensive and unreliable, a pain to set up with requirements left and right. Bureaucracy hell.

[orchid hatch]

why not get unlimited atp

[split jasper]

@orchid hatch

[orchid hatch]

ahh alr

[split jasper]

My current plan will expire in one and a half years or so. Only then i can upgrade.
For how long should i stick to solo lobbys until i can go full public chaos?

[split jasper]

Here's what Gemini AI says about gta online lobbys consumption

[covert idol]

For me it's around 100 - 150 MB per hour

[split jasper]

You stick to public sessions often?

[covert idol]

No

Invite only

[split jasper]

Hm... i might have to watch closely during an hour of solo play

[covert idol]

You can track usage in network adapter

[split jasper]

Wheres that?

[covert idol]

network and internet settings > advanced settings

[ancient pecan]

@wispy venture

[fathom crane]

what tank is that? thinking of getting it it seems a bit op...

[covert idol]

m00der

[ancient pecan]

I think you pissed off the wrong dude

[fathom crane]

lol nah he pissed of the wrong dude, im opening a ticket regarding him rn

with video proof

[covert idol]

more like pissed off a sub 80 IQ pleb

[fathom crane]

modded flying tank can barely hit a slow deluxo

[ancient pecan]

I got reported for flying my issi

Just a vibe tho

[covert idol]

monke going to planet of monkies

[ancient pecan]

When that brownie hits a bit too hard and u try to act “normal” in public

[orchid hatch]

https://medal.tv/games/gta-v/clips/lSYlaDM88gIWeGXIp?invite=cr-MSxHREYsNDA1NDkzMzY2&v=7 good couple of seconds of air time 😭

[ancient pecan]

Can u fly the issi ?

[orchid hatch]

cant say ive tried to

[ancient pecan]

Issi is the mk3

[orchid hatch]

is it just shunt boosting?

[ancient pecan]

Yep

[rough creek]

no its flying it like a kite

[midnight perch]

Anyone need help

[empty blaze]

Good being back

[split jasper]

no caddys to kidnap 😞

[wispy venture]

what

[silk bloom]

@signal comet demolition charges is mentioned as mandatory but you can skip it if you did cutting torch

[split jasper]

How would you unlock those pegasus vehicles the legit way?
Instead of unlock all

[timid saddle]

Arena war grinding

Tractor is the highest one at arena rank1000

[quaint salmon]

im live on tiktok yda.036

[timid saddle]

Taxi is the first one at 25

[ancient pecan]

B11 in lscm

[shell obsidian]

@inland solstice

[split jasper]

Dont snitch

[haughty garden]

[split jasper]

🤫

[shell obsidian]

🤷

[inland solstice]

?

[shell obsidian]

#gta-vehicles message

[inland solstice]

Oh yh

I saw it elsewhere tho

I found out

[split jasper]

Stop calling out my reposting😭

[shell obsidian]

Where?

[shell obsidian]

Nuh uh

[inland solstice]

I sent it in GTA vehicles

[pulsar stump]

[empty blaze]

Can I get a ride

Yo this is my spot

[shadow scroll]

i find this clip very funny, (nitrixwarlord)

[gray kestrel]

Can anyone show me some "army" outfits like this.
Or just some glitched ones!

[split jasper]

shortest text message by a business-bound npc. caught me off guard

[old spruce]

ASCEND!

When the drugs hit

[lost sentinel]

FYI you can blow up the container and pick up the Amazon parcel and fly back to the hanger

[thin kernel]

Why

[ancient pecan]

W fit

[ebon flume]

Will i get banned if i send mine here

[ancient pecan]

I wouldn’t risk it

[split jasper]

Swat outfit, gun belt and badge🥰

[sharp moth]

whys he in my bed

i thought chop chop had a own bed

[obsidian sparrow]

whats wrong with having chop on your bed

[sharp moth]

idk i thought he had a bed for himself

What's cracking homie, it's OG

[worldly mauve]

lore accurate su57 maneuvers

[split jasper]

🛸

[slim pecan]

I get it's cool and all but the raiju outruns all missiles 💔

[worldly mauve]

I had no elevators lmao

i couldnt do shit except backflips

[viscid river]

ps2 graphics

[split jasper]

Mr Faber - Kevin Spacey ?????

[brittle osprey]

He got fired from atlas corp and now hes after los santos

[split jasper]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

The sacks under the eyes, the folds around the nose down to the mouth, the forehead

They look almost identical

Jawline too omg

[brittle osprey]

@still bobcat Your message got deleted but

some professional work

[rough pond]

@elfin arrow

[ancient pecan]

@silver sierra issi vibes

[silver sierra]

THATS SO PRETTY

[ancient pecan]

Ill make a better one when its dark again

[silver sierra]

you better

[pallid blaze]

Robbing the house 😎

[pallid blaze]

More like fell into the fire from Atlas Command Center 🗿

[elfin arrow]

@rough pond why toxic

[rough pond]

why slow

[elfin arrow]

cuz mikko lost his bike

[rough pond]

u ate it

[sinful merlin]

oh you are here too, yeah I hit a cop car and didnt see it again

[stray path]

any working outfit glitches?? dm me it if so pls ps5

[rough pond]

yeah im here too

[earnest wraith]

Bro theres like 1000 outfit glitches

[ancient pecan]

@supple hatch

[broken hornet]

And for me they pull 21 while i have 19 and 20 5times in a row ggs ig..

[pallid blaze]

Lucky for you then 🗿

[broken hornet]

Oh my luckk... over the roof..

[pallid blaze]

Might wanna land on that roof and start robbing the house 🗿🤙

[broken hornet]

Naah imma go to that valet and show him my work😀

[pallid blaze]

Fair enough 🗿

[nimble jolt]

Yeah i can wait dw

You can't even shoot straight 90 you have no chance of winning

The other guy just told you that it beats everything

Bro just search upside down mk2 on yt

Nah trust just search it so we don't waste time

https://youtu.be/8wBgCCT_IGQ?si=-85J1x8wWni98LSg

If it can dodge chernobog it will dodge deluxo

Wdym "well see" I literally sent you

And this is my own clip he coudn't even lock on

He also coudn't dodge since its free aimed so not lock on sound

[covert idol]

Lol

[nimble jolt]

Yes thats why deluxo will never win mk2

[covert idol]

This dude just yapping

[nimble jolt]

Lol

[covert idol]

Look in the mirror

[nimble jolt]

Hes been telling he main deluxo and will beat me everyday

But you can't even lock and even if i can dodge it

[covert idol]

Using that braindead vehicle with auto lock on op missiles

[nimble jolt]

Thats what i was saying

[covert idol]

Lol

[nimble jolt]

Try doing this

I bet even in 1 week you won't be able to do that

[covert idol]

Dude how u so clueless

[nimble jolt]

😭 😭

[covert idol]

Aimbot > free aim according to this guy

[nimble jolt]

😭 😭 😭

I can't bro

[earnest wraith]

What are you on about

Can't handle losing an argument ?😹

Hope everything is okay at home

[nimble jolt]

Damn u are really crazy

[silver sierra]

it’s cool

[devout elk]

@rough creek

[rough creek]

what am i looking at

[devout elk]

hows it

[ancient pecan]

Damaged

[pale burrow]

[rough creek]

its blue

[silver sierra]

[olive nebula]

Jesus christ its 2026 and there's still someone BROKE 😭

[silver sierra]

[quiet sluice]

We buying mansions this year

[covert idol]

I've 1$. I'm richer than u

[silver sierra]

i’m almost there

[fickle palm]

Check it out dudessas

[robust fractal]

Any1 like doin the Oscar gunman files

[half grail]

Bru why cant i send media

[covert idol]

Be level 5 here

[empty blaze]

This game is out to get me

[brittle osprey]

I think somethings wrong with my truck but I can't put my finger on it

it can only get worse

[white zodiac]

Good for you catfisher

[empty blaze]

Me?

[slim pecan]

it seems that there might be a small problem with your right tire wall, you should consider taking it to johnny

[brittle osprey]

I think so too

now I gotta get it out and view the verdict

[slim pecan]

how does one accomplish this 😭✌🏻

[brittle osprey]

dunno but I think this is the end of the road for it

[empty blaze]

What did bro do to it

[uneven minnow]

What didn't bro do to it

[empty blaze]

Fair

[uneven minnow]

Or sis

[empty blaze]

It is sis

[snow tide]

[brittle osprey]

This by far should have been T4... I messed up 3 times because I didn't go to the gun van

almost 32 days of pain

[slim pecan]

well

somehow i got the perms

[snow tide]

I’ve been trying to get this since enhanced released on pc

😭

[orchid hatch]

https://medal.tv/games/gta-v/clips/lSZ9fZrlUTYXlX89M?invite=cr-MSxCZEUsNDA1NDkzMzY2&v=30 gosh these deluxo players are so annoying man, he killed me 2 time while i was doing nothing 😭

[empty blaze]

Scariest truck to see heading straight for you?

A smoking one

[white zodiac]

Yes you sent a fake photo of a girl pretending it was you

And apparently ur account got hacked

[empty blaze]

I was shopping yesterday and only my brother was home?

[white zodiac]

Wanna see proof?

[empty blaze]

It was my brother?

I am a grown adult I don’t do this shit

[white zodiac]

Oh and u live with ur brother?

Makes sense right

[empty blaze]

Yea and?

[white zodiac]

Its not realistic

[empty blaze]

Well I do live with him

[white zodiac]

Do u know anything abt ur discord account apparently getting hacked by @tulip path

[empty blaze]

My brothers acc

[white zodiac]

Ur brother is scary?

Yk he changed ur whole profile and wqs making fun of you on their lol

[empty blaze]

Yea?

[empty blaze]

Ffs I hate him istg thanks for telling me vel

[white zodiac]

Yeah all good

[empty blaze]

My g

Mb if he said he said anything bad to u

[white zodiac]

Nah he didnt

@shell obsidian mystery solved lmao

[orchid hatch]

id like to thank gta+

[earnest wraith]

Why doing that when theres replay glitch

[orchid hatch]

mine doesnt work

ive tried so many times yet it just stopped working

[obtuse gale]

Boring 🥱

[junior spindle]

@junior fulcrum

[junior fulcrum]

LMFAO

yeah, I haven’t experienced stuff like that at all

[junior spindle]

every server

[astral briar]

Nah nah i don't drive over blaine

[astral briar]

😭💔

[junior spindle]

opresser mk10

[astral briar]

What the hell

[junior spindle]

i stole it from the modder

[astral briar]

💔

[junior spindle]

he then crashed me

[astral briar]

Maybe u ARE the modder

[junior spindle]

im too broke for 10 opressors

[astral briar]

He just spawns em in

[junior spindle]

i like js got crashed by a modder again

[glossy niche]

guys

gta 5 will be sale in the detective festival?

[empty blaze]

?

[empty blaze]

Oppressor mk 24

[grave canyon]

What a peak Cayo

[empty blaze]

Take also this is el Rubio approved

[grave canyon]

Sorry for robbing your island sir I needed to upgrade my facility, but maybe you should cut down on that drinking problem you have this is the 8th tequila in a row I’ve gotten

[empty blaze]

No but what was the take

[grave canyon]

Take was 1.3 mil I made 1.02 mil

[empty blaze]

Fucking love that pfp

[empty blaze]

Mmm

[silver sierra]

your character looks dead

[grave canyon]

lol

[astral briar]

Which color?

[grave canyon]

Red n white it looks like a popsicle get that one

[astral briar]

Well said greg

[grave canyon]

Thank you sir

[astral briar]

@toxic cedar

[toxic cedar]

From my opinion black

[astral briar]

400 more expensive for popcicle tho

[toxic cedar]

Damnnn

[grave canyon]

Get the cheaper one save money and buy kosatka

[astral briar]

Irl kosatka? 😭

[dusky timber]

shittest (not shittiest) take of the week

[foggy thicket]

how do i post images

upload

[covert idol]

be level 5 here

[ebon flume]

i fucking hate riding one of these

but its dirt cheap so its expected

[astral briar]

Don't really have another option do i

[ebon flume]

why not

[astral briar]

License limits

[ebon flume]

oh 😭

[astral briar]

16y: 50cc
18y: 125cc
20y: 300-400cc
22y: 1000+

[ebon flume]

dms

[steep wind]

which country

[astral briar]

Belgium

[steep wind]

well i dont mean to be that guy but full A is at the age of 24 unless uve had ur A2 for 2 years👀

[astral briar]

Yeye i know allat

But i ain't 22

[steep wind]

fair

vlaanderen?

[astral briar]

D:

Ja :D

[ebon flume]

duviet, vaporize these 2

[steep wind]

someone woke up on the wrong side of bed

[steep wind]

nice bro

[astral briar]

New gta motorcycle fr 🥹

[dusky timber]

slop

got that 100% livery upgrade

[steep wind]

😂😂

[warm vortex]

simply goated at driving

[rancid frigate]

Which GTA is this bro

[astral briar]

Idk bro ducati dealership fr

[fathom crane]

that's karma for ya

[empty blaze]

I need a kei truck

[shell obsidian]

Bruh hahha

So there's no La Rubia?

[orchid hatch]

why is flamewall in the background 😭

[warm vortex]

cause its a banger

[stray path]

what colour joggers work with the glitch?? i have black, orange and purple what else??

[full herald]

That’s BTB

[rancid frigate]

whats that...

[slim pecan]

nope, r* saves differently on pc, undetectable till they manually look at your account

[mental tapir]

Sooo how is your day?
Me: O-O

[flat bolt]

ocelot virtue customizations? any ideas ?

[ancient pecan]

@pastel kiln yes

[pastel kiln]

Looks pretty cool.

[ancient pecan]

Fun af

[pastel kiln]

How is it flying.

[ancient pecan]

Redbull

[pastel kiln]

Wings give you RedBull.

[orchid hatch]

bro 😭

[nimble jolt]

Braindead deluxo

[warm vortex]

goddamn im broke after buying the mansion

[fathom crane]

I wasn't even shooting him

So...

[nimble jolt]

He may have missclicked

[pastel kiln]

Bro's income is good behavior. 😭

[nimble jolt]

Bet hes like level 30

[warm vortex]

I CANT EVEN SERVICE PEOPLES CARS LMAO

[nimble jolt]

Atleast you can grief

[warm vortex]

with what?

[nimble jolt]

Vehicules

[warm vortex]

fair enough

goated car

[covert idol]

kuruma >

[pastel kiln]

I don't get people that choose a different vehicle then Kuruma at the start of Enchanced/Premium.

[warm vortex]

duke stronger and looks better

[covert idol]

stronger for what

[warm vortex]

wdym

[covert idol]

wdym wdym

[orchid geyser]

how do u do that btw @slim pecan

[warm vortex]

its got stronger armor

[covert idol]

which is completely useless for missions. npc don't shoot rockets

[warm vortex]

its faster

[covert idol]

no it's not

it's RWD muscle car

[covert idol]

look at lap time

[warm vortex]

damn 2 seconds slower

still better for long stretches

[covert idol]

are u gonna be racing on highway with these? lol

[warm vortex]

well if the mission requires to go 8km on the highway i would much prefer duke

[covert idol]

a RWD muscle car is stupid af when fighting npcs where you gonna be moving back and forth to adjust angles

[warm vortex]

you can wheelie

[covert idol]

kuruma is 95% bulletproof. no need for all that

[warm vortex]

duke only has the tiny driver window which isnt bulletproof

windshield*

[covert idol]

and the shooting angle is like 130 degree in front compared to like 270 in kuruma

[warm vortex]

just run them over

[slim pecan]

I've been told to keep quiet about it by someone named wall and i shall listen unless profitable 😔

[warm vortex]

its free

[astral briar]

Oh

[orchid geyser]

@modern saddle

[modern saddle]

thats not the top speed thats with curb boosting 💀

top speed is in straight line

[orchid geyser]

i didnt do anything also how to check specific vehicle top speed

[modern saddle]

/carsearch

[orchid geyser]

no that i have achieved

[astral briar]

How'd u get the menu

[covert idol]

this doesn't mean anything

[orchid geyser]

hmmm so how to test correct car speed

[covert idol]

/carsearch

[orchid geyser]

if that has no data then

[covert idol]

use this website
https://www.gtabase.com/grand-theft-auto-v/vehicles/#sort=attr.ct3.frontend_value&sortdir=desc

[onyx rampart]

hardest tier 4 i've done

had to retry cleanup like 10 times

[shadow scroll]

how in the hell is the krieger faster than the banshee?

and the stats on rockstars website aren't updating properly because i went wayyy faster than 190mph with the banshee and brakeboosting

[rigid brook]

cleanup was rough indeed...have u done lowriders?

[compact pagoda]

God i stil need that

[onyx rampart]

nope, not looking forward to it but i'll do it at some point since i aim to complete the game as much as possible

[empty blaze]

I think bro crashed

[shadow scroll]

this happens because you are not in first person in interiors.

[warm vortex]

it only happened once out of like 100 times i played it

[shadow scroll]

i had that happen many times

and when i went into first person last 5 times, those guys were visible there

[worldly mauve]

@empty badge if u r interested

[worldly mauve]

clean

[limpid jay]

Me with my hands up like I jus don't care

[empty badge]

I'm no god jet user 😂 pyro good to learn flying backwards

[worldly mauve]

yea that was kinda old, i learned how to fly backwards with it now lmao

not a pyro but i dont have a video

[empty badge]

Nice! Yea tbf probably most unserious barcode out there 😂 havent played alot in a while

[empty badge]

Sweet! Try titan😂

[worldly mauve]

im usually pretty surprised when i see chill barcodes lmao

[brittle osprey]

Sandking laughing in the corner

[worldly mauve]

believe it or not i have, flies backwards worryingly good

[empty badge]

I'm now when i used to play alot 2/3 years back i was way different 😂

[vestal blade]

this is my fastest car

[elfin arrow]

i don't understand how people steal so many vehicles

or rather, why

i'm over rank 2000 and i've stolen a couple hundred cars

ok a few more than that, 793, but still

i think this is the only reason i stole 500 to begin with

[vestal blade]

now that i think about it, why have i stole over 4,000 vehicles?

ok on xbox ONE i have stole 5,180

[humble drift]

I'll show my fastest story mode speed instead

[vestal blade]

mine for franklin is near identical

nvm its counting all characters

[humble drift]

doubt you can even get speed like this without franklin

[vestal blade]

with break boosting maybe

would be very difficult proly

break boosting with franklin's ability gets you going crazy fast

[humble drift]

not even maybe

[earnest wraith]

Titan is act not hard

[earnest wraith]

Og barcode are better

[merry widget]

LOOK AT HER 😭 😭 😭 ❤️

OMG mansion be damned just want the dog

[empty badge]

How to people come up with this

[iron escarp]

Someone help

[waxen portal]

fuck me i guess

[silver sierra]

i enjoy this

[delicate bay]

well i have 1.7k and i never grinded for an achievement pr anything

[lyric crater]

why can't we own this coffee shop

[crimson cargo]

My two parked cars in the mansion

[humble drift]

fits more in facility I think

[shadow scroll]

modder

[shadow scroll]

not sure how much i stole

i'm rank 98 on enhanced and i stole like 70?

[silver sierra]

@gray pilot isn’t it cute

[gray pilot]

no

[vestal blade]

that was on xbox

[loud slate]

i wish the graphics were better

[junior spindle]

the carmeet does not like me

[vapid monolith]

need for speed unbound

[solid pelican]

found out you can kidnap prostitutes during the car wash missions, and yes you can leave them in the car when you bring it back lol

[grave raptor]

@sonic geode

[sonic geode]

Yeah there wasnt an option for cheating (at least I didnt see one) but I just put it under smth else. This clearly isnt a random game exploit either

[grave raptor]

weird, idk why they'd remove it

unless to use it as a sorry excuse to not moderate their shit

[brittle osprey]

Thats just the tank launch glitch that sends you absolutely flying

[sonic geode]

Maybe. Would reporting to Xbox be a good idea or nah?

[grave raptor]

they won't do shit

so sadly no

[sonic geode]

Yeah figurrd

Well hopefully they ban him

[ancient igloo]

Can get 1 week comm banned on Xbox for swearing in messages but won’t get banned for that

[brittle osprey]

[sonic geode]

Yeah he just kept spamming 3-0 like a lobotomized idiot 🤣

[brittle osprey]

Might be cooked, the AI can't open gates

[shadow scroll]

how do you even get into those

[slim lichen]

sm1 wants to trade cars ill give cayo

[brittle osprey]

Ask in #ps5｜vehicles-lfg, although don't mention cayo or you'll get flagged, say something like "Will repay, dm for info"

[slim lichen]

okay thx

[elfin hill]

Yeah that’s just a glitch. Must be. Consoles don’t have modders on them. It’s extraordinarily rare to see especially when the game is strictly no cross platform

Rockstar just won’t do anything about it. I’ve reported a ton of people like that and nothing happens

Interesting gta online picture

[devout elk]

south asian edition

[empty blaze]

THE FUCK

[silver sierra]

is that a vampire?!

[iron kindle]

i have a vid too

[grave canyon]

Cayo peak

[iron kindle]

bruh asking for nitro

[lethal birch]

i was about to ask what’s so special about this picture 😭

i didn’t see the kosatka

[iron kindle]

i was fighting for my life

[pallid blaze]

Kosatka MK II

[silver sierra]

@ancient pecan

[ebon flume]

kosatka air pvp my fav

[steep wind]

@split jasper

[split jasper]

TF

✡️

[hardy dirge]

front of Police station?

[split jasper]

i just noticed that franklin and tanisha's cars are spawning there in freeroam

[timid saddle]

and they are indestructible btw

[split jasper]

finally i found a faggio. i can use it as bunker transport now

[olive nebula]

Sir I would like to buy a Faggio for my bunker, name your price.

[split jasper]

Kidnap one from the streets

[merry widget]

Me getting 2 million with two people:

[ancient pecan]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

that is really fucking ugly

[ancient pecan]

T fk u mean bro

Its my pimp car

[split jasper]

Hahahhahahah i love that phrasing

[split jasper]

@orchid geyser

[devout elk]

baby

[orchid geyser]

hmmm, that spoiler not cool

[orchid geyser]

ooooooh

[orchid geyser]

clr?

[split jasper]

U cant remove the roof on the police version

[orchid geyser]

yea ik

[split jasper]

I got them roofless

[orchid geyser]

i got base only

@split jasper colour?

[split jasper]

Which

[orchid geyser]

2nd

[split jasper]

Normal Orange and Racing Yellow pearlescent

[orchid geyser]

W

@split jasper what are ur top 5 favourite non weaponised cars

ill tell u mine too

[split jasper]

Cop cars obviously

[orchid geyser]

FMJ MKV, Furia, Coqutte D10, Itali RSX, Omaggio, Emerus, Vurtue

these my go to vehicles to drive around

cop cars only coquette nice

[split jasper]

Coquette D10 Pursuit roofless and Buffalo S Cruiser on first place, Buffalo STX Pursuit second, Unmarked Cruiser without the front pushbar, Granger 3600LX all blacked out, Opp Mk1 for stunt flying

Ill buy a fmj mkv and try it for myself soon. Maybe it will join my favs

[orchid geyser]

Nice

[orchid geyser]

its pure class

[split jasper]

Iron Mule is very fun too

I like how i can use it on some jobs, it actually lifts up bunker sale vehicles, casino preps

[orchid geyser]

yea

[timid saddle]

i just wish u could use personal choppers to get the emp on casino heist

sucks that you are forced to use the cargobob given to u by the mission

[split jasper]

You mean iron mule wont pick up the object?

Like as if its a mc sale vehicle?

[timid saddle]

yup

[sturdy citrus]

Hi, someone can me with Robbery? I'm currently on: Prison Break

[tardy stone]

@sturdy citrus, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @timid saddle

[undone saddle]

Wtf so the middle car is the fastest?

[covert idol]

if you've 130+ fps, sure

[timid saddle]

not on ps4 it requires very high fps

[undone saddle]

Bruh

Do I have to do it that far?

Ill do it to the Blaine county off ramp

If anyone was interested they both got the same time roughly

[ancient pecan]

@undone saddle u do know u can fly right ?

[undone saddle]

Now go across the map

[ancient pecan]

Ez ? Done it plenty of times

[undone saddle]

Sub 3?

[ancient pecan]

Faster than a car, prob not faster than mk2

[undone saddle]

Mk2 is slower than a car are we serious

[ancient pecan]

U do understand that mk2 flys over mountains right ?

[undone saddle]

You know its still faster by car

[ancient pecan]

If you say so

[undone saddle]

Mk2 goes 130, cars go 172mph

A speed difference that large can gap a flying vehicle

Dude is not cooking

[ancient pecan]

Drive around while i go from a to b

Or u going over the mountain aswel ?

[undone saddle]

Its close but I still think the car would win

Assuming they dont crash

[ancient pecan]

Mk2 is like 2 min car is 3 min

[covert idol]

except mk2 can get to 130 in like 3 - 4s and maintain it all the time

[ancient pecan]

@paper granite

[undone saddle]

Nah dude im always right

[neat tulip]

Anyone tell me what to remove from my txt to make it work lmao

[wise tangle]

I understood

[wise tangle]

Gimme diamonds

[neat tusk]

if you compress santas coal with your ass it becomes a diamond by next christmas

[split jasper]

transaction pending for so long that you cant maintain shit. classic.

[silver sierra]

ragebait

[split jasper]

its doing it again...

[silver sierra]

it hates you

[split jasper]

HOLY SHIT IT FINISHED???

AFTER A MINUTE OF PENDING?

ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING SECOND ATTEMPT AND ANOTHER MINUTE OF WAITING FOR A FREE FUCKING ITEM

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[orchid hatch]

guys do we fw the fit

[haughty garden]

mk2 is more faster with upside down also its faster than deluxo missiles

[orchid hatch]

bro i cant figure out how to turn while upside down

[split jasper]

Man if we gonna normalize glitches on vehicles just so they are usable, might aswell encourage use of strsight up mods

[covert idol]

It doesn't go any faster in straight line flying upside down

[haughty garden]

everything i know from YT

you can search in YT

[orchid hatch]

cant say ive been bothered to look it up lol

so yeah ig

[orchid hatch]

do you play controller?

[haughty garden]

never played on console or use controller with my pc

[orchid hatch]

ahh alr i use a controller

[nova lava]

Yeah i like the boots, that's a new touch and matches the outfit

[slim pecan]

you use space to propel it sideways and a and d to tilt or w and s idr, I'd have to get on 😭

[earnest wraith]

You know balls

[earnest wraith]

Bro it does

I outrun normal mk2s

[covert idol]

not in a straight line

[slim pecan]

you just haven't done it then, it's faster since you're pressing space

[earnest wraith]

Yes bro when they are fleeing i go faster than them

[covert idol]

orly?

[slim pecan]

yep

[covert idol]

[earnest wraith]

Its OP fr

[earnest wraith]

What are you on about like saying job tp = mods

[covert idol]

those guys were not holding handbrake then

[earnest wraith]

Idk but EVERY TIME i am faster

No matter what

[slim pecan]

wait what even are y'all on
udmk2 is faster all the time, pressing space normally brings the bike down but since you're upside down and slightly tilted it propels it forward added with already forward propulsion

[earnest wraith]

When i am upside down its telling me i go 140km

[earnest wraith]

Yeah

[slim pecan]

just watch yt or tiktok lol, you're just embarrassing yourself

why would i need to when there's millions out there?
and it's common sense? 🤣✌🏻

[earnest wraith]

https://youtu.be/rnY_5WjF9J8?si=uYKPBhBTN36DkfNq

Skip to 3.50m

[slim pecan]

millions of udmk2 vs mk2 videos numbnut

[earnest wraith]

@covert idol

Watch what i sent

[slim pecan]

yes it is? you have space propulsion obviously it's faster? think moron

why would upside down be slower lmao, it's whole point I'd being faster

[earnest wraith]

Its still showing its faster bro

[slim pecan]

awww cry harder

[earnest wraith]

Ts literally show its faster wdym

[slim pecan]

he's probably 9 glazing the toreador hahah

considering you disapprove udmk2 nope, go cry ✌🏻

[earnest wraith]

Yeah idk its not like i sent the proof or something

[slim pecan]

yup, he's just wrong, has a 9 year old ego and can't accept it 😭

[earnest wraith]

Normally hes not like that idk

[slim pecan]

uhm first off you hit nobody, you fly unstable, you're going directly upwards instead of forwards. learn to fly lmaoo

i don't need to show my skills to know with extra propulsion something is faster lol

[earnest wraith]

@covert idol

[slim pecan]

use that tiny brain of yours to figure that out

[haughty garden]

damn bro

I created all this drama

[slim pecan]

sure

[earnest wraith]

Now ts is tuff

[slim pecan]

that's lowk crazy

[earnest wraith]

Thanks

[haughty garden]

guys its ok the mk2 is slow

[earnest wraith]

Not really

[haughty garden]

1 word created all this drama

[slim pecan]

learn to fly 😭😭

[earnest wraith]

Lmao really?

[slim pecan]

watch 3:50

[haughty garden]

idk but ur videos always lag for me

[slim pecan]

why do I need to show you lmao, you just need to know it's faster

[earnest wraith]

Why does that matter

[slim pecan]

are you mentally ill? 😭

[earnest wraith]

Same

[haughty garden]

#gta-media message
yea look here

[earnest wraith]

Just saying mk2 upside down is faster

[slim pecan]

can't accept udmk2 is faster?

[earnest wraith]

Damn lol

[fickle palm]

I need a nice recorder for this laptop, I actually filmed this shit with my phone. Any recommendations?

[slim pecan]

must be talking about your mum

[earnest wraith]

Wtf

[fickle palm]

What you think 🐻

[earnest wraith]

You did all of this?

[earnest wraith]

Thats kinda crazy

[haughty garden]

the mk2 with upside down its like +170mph speed

[earnest wraith]

Yeah maybe not that much but def faster

[haughty garden]

can dodge deluxo missiles i tested it with my friend

[earnest wraith]

Can dodge cherno too

[haughty garden]

i was driving deluxo and he was upside down mk2 i couldnt hit him

[haughty garden]

never tested with cherno

[fickle palm]

@haughty garden check these missiles

[haughty garden]

[earnest wraith]

Dogfighting an ender dragon 😭

[slim pecan]

the argument was whether udmk2 is faster, why do I need to prove myself lol

[earnest wraith]

Bro what

[slim pecan]

when you fly like in the video he sent you don't btw

just because you can't fly doesn't mean the rest can't

[orchid hatch]

well no fucking shit mate

[haughty garden]

[orchid hatch]

if you trying to dodge missiles then why would you fly straight

[earnest wraith]

Same bro

[slim pecan]

just let the bike go down, pull up using s all while holding space and you'll see it go faster

[earnest wraith]

I don't get why he doesn't want to admit

[fickle palm]

Griefing endermen

[slim pecan]

circle is easier?

what are you on lol

[orchid hatch]

fly-by on the endermen 😭

[earnest wraith]

Can you make it so it deals damage to block?

[fickle palm]

It explodes when you hit a block

[slim pecan]

all you do is hold keys on a circle, flying straight you need to constantly tap and adjust

[earnest wraith]

But can the block break

[haughty garden]

admit it, we've all been cornered you.

[earnest wraith]

Just realised that

[slim pecan]

youre like the only person here defending your argument hahah

[orchid hatch]

hi guys lets all be happy now

[fickle palm]

Yeah, when the jet explodes

[earnest wraith]

Even a proof on yt

[earnest wraith]

Send

[slim pecan]

yup, i would've gotten a vid if it wasn't 2am here either

[earnest wraith]

Bro what

[slim pecan]

Lazer outruns missiles what are you on 😭😭

all jets do 💔

even the b11 moron

[orchid hatch]

guys i might be slow how do you point on controller

[modern saddle]

they can dodge not outrun

[slim pecan]

no no, once you reach higher altitudes (max speed) they all outrun

[earnest wraith]

Just fly up and dive

[slim pecan]

b11 im pretty sure outruns its own missiles at max speed too

[fickle palm]

@slim pecan is B11 outrunning these missiles

[slim pecan]

im saving this

[earnest wraith]

Damn

[orchid hatch]

js wanted to try umk2 😭 https://medal.tv/games/gta-v/clips/lTR7KKej5LgodyMhs?invite=cr-MSxhVHYsNDA1NDkzMzY2

[fickle palm]

Check the Brrrrrt sound before I crash into it

[brittle osprey]

You thought this was a good idea to show a video of a certain event being recreated to this channel?

[fickle palm]

Shit sorry I'll delete

[earnest wraith]

Happens to me all the time

[earnest wraith]

Its not that deep mate

[fickle palm]

Please dont be disheartened or disappointed alright no harsh feelings

[brittle osprey]

I don't really pvp, Although they are probably retracting the wings to allow them to not be as slow during flight as hover mode will only slowly hurt your top speed

[fickle palm]

Mann you should definitely try politics

[sage oriole]

local gta fanatic engages in heated discussion over optimal vehicle strategies - crashes out and resorts to personal insults after ego is bruised

more news tonight at 7

[fickle palm]

It's one guy who absolutely rules GTA media

[earnest wraith]

Bro i showed you

[sage oriole]

i fear it's not that deep

[earnest wraith]

Yeah it really isn't

[sage oriole]

or what

is this not a public forum 💀

[fickle palm]

Sending head pats ✋👋👋

Chill out dude

[orchid hatch]

https://medal.tv/games/gta-v/clips/lTRgChE4mnWI_Hf02?invite=cr-MSxCVTgsNDA1NDkzMzY2 yes guys ik im pro

[fickle palm]

Yooo how do yu record this

[orchid hatch]

wdym

medal is goated

[fickle palm]

Is it free

[orchid hatch]

yup

[fickle palm]

Imma download it

[orchid hatch]

no need to its free!

what even is your argument this time

lets see if i agree

[fickle palm]

Speaking of spines my spine isn't spining since 2 days, I'm getting old af

[orchid hatch]

bro udmk2 is obv faster

and hes saying that slower than normal mk2? im confused lol

[fickle palm]

Explosive MG dang

[brittle osprey]

The Udmk2 isn't supposed to out-run missiles, its supposed to outmaneuver them, thats why people even do stuff to begin with

[orchid hatch]

i dont think they meant out run em

[ancient pecan]

@coarse matrix bet ur car cant do this

[orchid hatch]

idk tho

[orchid hatch]

holy body slam

[ancient pecan]

Bro got rko

[brittle osprey]

Yea you are doing a little too much

[ancient pecan]

Overkill ?

[brittle osprey]

Thats far beyond overkill

[ancient pecan]

Check dm

[slim pecan]

it cannot be that deep mods 💔

[fickle palm]

FR

[brittle osprey]

Heres a nice cinematic shot of my car so we can get this chat off the other topic

[obtuse gale]

Chrome

[ancient pecan]

No this is chrome

[fickle palm]

I sent you a dm because I'm getting crazy warnings and mutes lately

[brittle osprey]

I've got a couple dozen of those as well

[fickle palm]

Get to work

[ancient pecan]

Lowkey nice combo but u need max graphics and i dont wanna play on 30fps

[brittle osprey]

theres this one

[ancient pecan]

Thats dope, i want one on bennys or f1s but i dont wanna do a long ass glitch for it

[modern saddle]

do u have arbiter gt with benny

[brittle osprey]

Probably could make one if you want

[brittle osprey]

I was doing hangar cargo with some helpers and nobody even noticed this 💔

[modern saddle]

U use merge glitch?

[brittle osprey]

Yea thats one of the ways to do it

or the 2nd option which I could do as well but would basically result in the same thing

[modern saddle]

Which benny do u think would look good on arbiter

[ancient pecan]

Im too lazy to pull all that off im happy with my cars

[modern saddle]

Got this car recently i love it

[brittle osprey]

Bespoke or originals and whats the main color of the car?

[modern saddle]

whats the difference between bespoke and originals? and black

[brittle osprey]

The difference is that one uses mostly gold and silver for the tire color and cannot be colored

although even easier than merging or a menu is simply driving the car in, still by far one of the easiest glitches in existance

[modern saddle]

The originals are the whites?

[brittle osprey]

Original ones are mostly chrome or colored wheels, bespoke are mostly gold and silver

[modern saddle]

i think Pharohe and Waves would look good on arbiter can u check

[brittle osprey]

Waves & pharohe

[modern saddle]

And i can change these to white right?

Ty btw

[modern saddle]

Looks good can u check Lick Lick with white as well? last thing i wanna see

[brittle osprey]

This poor arbiter is seeing every worst page of modifcation

[modern saddle]

My taste never matched anyone else's

[brittle osprey]

I don't like 90% of the benny's wheels because they are way too odd for a wheel, something like knock offs are something I'd put

[covert idol]

best player i've seen on mk2 says you've to go in circles to dodge S tier missiles
random keyboard warriors - you can do it by just flying straight cuz it goes 170 mph
https://youtu.be/XZvcDrz58Yk?t=320

[earnest wraith]

When he said that

Everyone knows you need to go in circle

[covert idol]

you and and that girl literally said that no need for circle maneuver

[brittle osprey]

this is the kinda player you'd run into after doing a 16 hour shift 💔

[covert idol]

16 hour shift. you work in a hotel kitchen or something

[tawny dagger]

the nightclub dlc is so fkn expensive, crazy.

[brittle osprey]

Bare bones vehicles

[tawny dagger]

wym

[celest spade]

That middle van was unnecessary

[edgy anchor]

Bought the mule

[celest spade]

Haven’t seen somebody buying it for some time.

[lyric crater]

I think this is meant to be kush

[earnest wraith]

I never

[limpid jay]

I also bought it only because I've got like 1bil 😂

[shell obsidian]

The situation of the guy in the oppressor

Ahh i cant send gifs

Imagine ghost rider

[earnest wraith]

Thats how we do it

[fallow pivot]

lol

[shadow scroll]

i was fighting myself apparently?

[shadow scroll]

how do you have aim assist while flying with a parachute?

i don't have it

and i tried both assisted partial and fully assisted

then ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[vapid monolith]

schizo aah fight

[indigo yacht]

fukass modder. he blasted everyone in the end and crashed my pc

[brittle osprey]

Noooo

[clear garnet]

This game is actually just a troll

[brittle osprey]

You wouldn't have lived that otherwise but do we just not use snacks no more?..

[clear garnet]

I ran out

[modern saddle]

do you have more pics of what he did

i NEED to see the rest

[split jasper]

It works PERFECTLY on that outfit

[mental tapir]

Want 1...