gta-media

[worldly mauve]

well now i feel like i really have no life after u said that😭

[primal haven]

🥀

I wish I had that much free time a day 🗿

[worldly mauve]

Honestly probably accurate

[quaint agate]

chat gpt

[primal haven]

Doesn’t make the calculation wrong

Can’t be arsed to do all that myself right now

[worldly mauve]

fuck

[digital portal]

Uhhh

Just move the sub

Brutal.

[worldly mauve]

i cant eveb use the toreador

im gonna crash out

[digital portal]

Let it all out dawg crash out

On your little brother

Or something

[jolly pagoda]

Just atomize it to move it 😭

It’s not hard to unstuck it

[clear crater]

max xp/money capped at round 20

[obtuse gale]

Old values

[void quail]

can i see new values

[void quail]

ty

[sand pivot]

literally pointless nerf when gta 6 releases next year

[vagrant smelt]

i mean i think it was nerfed in 2022 or 2023 so it wasnt pointless then

[frosty shuttle]

I fw gta Halloween I js wish I could fucking see

[sand pivot]

yeah but still only a couple of years before it won’t matter anymore

[vagrant smelt]

i think they mostly changed it bc it was a little op and by making it harder for solo they get more players online to help out their friends and drive shark cards up making them more money

[ancient igloo]

The nerf put it in line with Casino as joint best heist assuming you run duos

[primal haven]

It could’ve been good

[alpine shadow]

no it was cluster bombing tf outta me but kept missing

[primal haven]

I meant the clip

Kinda boring

Add dubstep next time

[alpine shadow]

tf

[alpine shadow]

pitiful

[stone vigil]

how tf you get past 10 waves lol, i always die rund there

[junior fulcrum]

How.. 😭

[dusky timber]

mental state as in iq level?

[stone vigil]

the motherfucking tanks litterally eat 800 minigun rounds to the face, what am i supposed to do

[karmic stag]

could someone help me get into badsport(xbox one) dm me

[stone vigil]

how does one get into bad sport

[karmic stag]

destroy personal vehicles like 50 or so

[brittle osprey]

Doesn't exist on pc so its nothing really to worry for

[brittle osprey]

you should look in #xb1｜other-lfg over here, this is not the place to ask for in-game assistance

[stone vigil]

ah. kinda surprising since pc players are diabolical but i guess its nice to know.

[brittle osprey]

The reason it doesn't exist is because people were able to be forced into it for unlimited amounts of times with tools so they simply removed it to fix the problem

[karmic stag]

im sorry

[stone vigil]

typical r* instead of fix it just remove it

[clear crater]

played with a decent team

[sick raft]

Uhhh do y'all know how to make this? (I was playing yesterday when I managed to do that by mistake, I didn't know that wheels can fall of in gta 5/online)

Please use a reply ping when you answer

[worldly mauve]

Im not entirely sure but its usually happens if ur car gets ran over by something really big, like a tank or chernobog

[junior fulcrum]

Assault shotgun? Don’t always rely on a minigun

And keep moving

I’d only consider the minigun after wave 10

[stone vigil]

thanks. i also play with rando which probs doesnt help

[stone vigil]

i cant even win with it before wave 10 lol, but maybe my temates just suck since i was always alone after wave 7

[junior fulcrum]

Btw if you're faced with the skeleton enemies, the only way to kill them is by hitting them physically. I'd recommend having lots of body armour to prevent yourself from dying to their muskets

[junior fulcrum]

Do you wanna play survival with me right now?

[stone vigil]

i have never even seen them before, i have only done the graveyard and seen zombies,

[stone vigil]

i dont have time now, ill be on tonight if you will be

[junior fulcrum]

When's tonight

[stone vigil]

whats ur time zone

[junior fulcrum]

That's why I'm letting you know :3

[junior fulcrum]

AEST/GMT+10

[stone vigil]

ah, i am gmt +2 so yeah probably wont happen lol

[junior fulcrum]

:/

[sick raft]

yeah smt like that happened as you see that is a screenshot taken from one of my clips.

[stone vigil]

what you doing in the strip club bud

[sick raft]

I landed a big plane.

[dusky timber]

how comes heist speedrunners land in bad sport then after quitting a failed attempt too many times

[brittle osprey]

Skill based matchmaking or something

A normal person wont get into it, we'll say, kind of feels you need to be trying to get in

[dusky timber]

no it's because bad sport exists on pc

but u don't get any bad sport points

[clear crater]

the weirdest way to start a day

[dusky timber]

or, well, quitting jobs is the only kind of bad sport points that you get

[brittle osprey]

Sits for hours on end and it doesn't wanna spawn in, but someone loads in and it instantly spawns in for them

[clear crater]

pretty lucky i guess

[junior fulcrum]

It won't change my status

I’ve literally been paused for the time being shown

[stone vigil]

lmao

[junior fulcrum]

[stone vigil]

permanent embarrassment

[junior fulcrum]

Not really but ok

It’s time to stop bedrotting though

[dusky timber]

nah

@stone vigil: she's at the strip club
@junior fulcrum: yes

[stone vigil]

genuinly had no idea she was a chick, changes fuck all though lol

[dusky timber]

fixed it my bad

[stone vigil]

lmao

[junior fulcrum]

My save is just there

[junior fulcrum]

Let a girl enjoy herself 😔

[obtuse gale]

Fair ig

[stone vigil]

i realized that was rather rude, i apologize

[junior fulcrum]

sanku

[junior fulcrum]

Don't look at me like that 🙄 /j

[obtuse gale]

Im not

[stone vigil]

@junior fulcrum are you Japanese?

[junior fulcrum]

what made you come to that conclusion if I may ask?

[high verge]

Welll crud

[junior fulcrum]

OH MY GOD

I KNOW ITS A PHONE PIC BUT IT WOULDNT LET ME SCREENSHOT IT

[junior fulcrum]

@obtuse gale

[stone vigil]

being gmt + 10 and your discord says 'Konpeko' which i believe is competitive is Japanese? i might be wrong

[junior fulcrum]

For future reference, Japan is GMT+8

[obtuse gale]

[junior fulcrum]

Konpeko is a phrase from the Vtuber Pekora from Hololive who's Japanese

[high verge]

Peko peko

[junior fulcrum]

Konnichiwa, but Peko themed to suit her aesthetic

[junior fulcrum]

konpeko, konpeko, konpeko~!

[high verge]

Pekoraaaa

[stone vigil]

well... the more you know right

[junior fulcrum]

Death stranding 2

[high verge]

Death stranding 2 moment

[junior fulcrum]

Yeppers

[junior fulcrum]

I tried posting the gif 😭

[high verge]

Awww

[junior fulcrum]

The game rewarded my bedrotting 😪

[short vector]

starting to unironically love the filter

maybe it's just enhanced, but it just looks really good

[celest valve]

lol now that’s something that is kinda worth it

[junior fulcrum]

Very worth it

[celest valve]

I end up with some clothing I already owned, or 1k chips

how enjoyable

Nah no way

that’s it. I’m done. Never to return

[tawny jewel]

i got car... vroom vroom

[celest valve]

Actually I will return, to murder everyone on the roof terrace and in the lobby

[tawny jewel]

so cruel

[celest valve]

Mf podium wheel gave me 3 meteorite and 3 ego chasers for a total value of less than 20$. It wasn’t snacks replenished it was just 3 meteorites

TWICE

If I have 1 in 20,000 odds of getting lost slamvan then how in tf do I keep getting this shit

[tawny jewel]

i just started few days before dude.. thats why they given me.. haha

[celest valve]

I’m still gonna kill everyone

[worldly mauve]

20 MILLION IN CHIPS?!??!

[celest valve]

26.5

[worldly mauve]

this is just a new type of rich

im scared to know how much cash u have

[celest valve]

Close to 300 million

[tawny jewel]

pls leave me alone.. im poor 🙁

[celest valve]

I mean the casino NPCs

I don’t grief people

Unless they started it

[tawny jewel]

haha kill them all.. hehe

[celest valve]

I’ve made way too much money on the casino slot machines

This was just 2 days ago, haven’t played the game much since tbh I’ve been busy

[true geyser]

I want the car that goes vroom vroom

[compact pagoda]

Get car then

[celest valve]

Get 🏎️

[compact pagoda]

Cat

[celest valve]

Ffs we had the same idea you better not blow mine up

[tawny jewel]

spin 🙂

[true geyser]

I've been spinning

[tawny jewel]

my first podium car too

[buoyant herald]

@hard cypress so you don't have this setting at all?

[empty obsidian]

how do yall even drive flying vehicles so gracefully

i drive like a complete noob

[atomic atlas]

spend some time flying with em you'll get used to em

i spent time on buzzards just attacking police choppers with its mgs

[empty obsidian]

😔

[covert idol]

Just don't use default controls if u use kb m

I don't use default even on controller as well

[true geyser]

Also if your flying stat is low it will continue to tilt left and right and you'll suffer from turbulence occasionally

[junior fulcrum]

And you won't be able to manoeuvre with aircraft that well at all

[true geyser]

Yeah

[thin kernel]

@long kelp, This one specifically. Up to you, Any autoshop is fine

[atomic atlas]

its not that much turbulance tbh ive started on many low level characters before

[long kelp]

alright ill buy the same one

[nimble yew]

Bc I didn't want to play GTA 3 anymore

[true geyser]

Fair enough

[elder island]

Cypher

[elfin arrow]

vehicle

[elder island]

[nova lava]

Would slightly enjoy it if it wasn't for the rain, roads are slidy af

[atomic atlas]

get some grippy vehicles and drift with them

[nova lava]

Nah, more of a speed kind of guy, not really into drifting

[atomic atlas]

time to drive fast vehicles while maintaining control during rain

[knotty pulsar]

The filter on new gen version looks way better than old gen

[atomic atlas]

i drive alotta muscle cars and its sort of a challenge when it comes to control

[knotty pulsar]

And yeah I also like driving in the rain tbh

It’s harder but it’s more fun

[nova lava]

Hmm, why tho, just curious

Okay, so that feeling of really taming a slidy vehicle huh

[knotty pulsar]

Yeah basically this lol

[wide pond]

burton is better

[worldly mauve]

@brazen mantle

[brazen mantle]

If you don’t use first person hood cam, I would cause you can easily see in front of you wherever you’re facing

[worldly mauve]

I usually do but thats an old clip before i started

[quaint agate]

damn npc

[brazen mantle]

Hoping he’s six feet rn 🙏🙏🙏

[quaint agate]

I didn't kill him i changed game

[spice vale]

made a 100m dollars

but more importantly than that

crossed of the exotic exports list

[empty blaze]

This one @vivid nebula

[vivid nebula]

on pc

[empty blaze]

That one on pc?

[vivid nebula]

basically

PC equivalent of new gen

[empty blaze]

So u can’t run me a heist?

[vivid nebula]

nah

[vital sparrow]

No cross play

[empty blaze]

Damn

[vital sparrow]

Yeah

Hope gta 6 will have cross play

And a good anticheat

And not ban or patch under map glitches they are fun

[wicked jacinth]

Hi everyone, I wanted to ask for some information for a project I'm working on. I'm creating a mini-movie on GTA 5 and I need the cinematics of some HSW vehicles. Unfortunately, these vehicles aren't available on FiveM and I can only find them online through GTA 5, but I don't have the desire or money to buy them online just to make these clips. Are there any other ways I'm not aware of?

[paper gate]

Shouldn't be so shy and hide the name

[paper gate]

They need to revert back to how it was

[rain pilot]

It's Glock HeII on Xbox

i's not L's

[ancient igloo]

5.8 Kd on GTA but probably barely cracking even on CoD or Battlefield 😕

[wicked ginkgo]

Thank you so much (I completely missed this)

[burnt laurel]

HOW TF DID I GET IT TO SPAWN RIGHT NEXT TO ME

I can't comprehend the sheer absurdity of this happening

@sinful merlin you deal quite a lot with vehicle cargo if I remember correctly. what are your thoughts on this happening?

[alpine shadow]

lmaoo

do you get bonus selling vehicle cargo in full lobbies

[burnt laurel]

yes

I was only sourcing tho

in a solo lobby

get a bit more stock so I can sell during the sell session

and make big money

[sinful merlin]

Nice, I had once like over the street :D

[sinful merlin]

Sadly it doesnt count in career progress

[elfin arrow]

accept

[compact pagoda]

Decept

[high verge]

This doesnt look like the road...

[burnt laurel]

btw I sourced 4 cars in that session, all top range

they were the: X80, ETR1, Osiris and Z-Type

[thin kernel]

I like UFOs without the damn filter

[sinful merlin]

do you have 12 low and 12 mid tier cars?

[burnt laurel]

dunno, but probably yeah

[sinful merlin]

or how was it

after that you get only top tiers

expect when you have more than 32 total

then you start getting dupes

[burnt laurel]

time to get abducted

and I got sent all the way to Grapeseed

[atomic atlas]

👽

[atomic atlas]

no lab yet?

[burnt laurel]

nope

this was my first abduction ever

[atomic atlas]

this would be my third year i think

gotta get abducted several times to get the clothing

[obtuse gale]

Its a 50/50 chance so

[atomic atlas]

doing the puzzles were pretty fun there

i remember taking pictures and selfies and suddenly smoke came and my character choked out in the morning

[burnt laurel]

since I got put into Grapeseed I can raid my Stash House and then go get abducted again

[atomic atlas]

check ur ingame time to make sure not to screw around much cuz by morning the game will teleport u out

[burnt laurel]

yeah

if I could find the code

[atomic atlas]

i forgot how to do the puzzle for it

i gotta look that again on YT

[atomic atlas]

i think u need to enter all the symbols u find thoughout the lab

[burnt laurel]

in the stash house I mean

[atomic atlas]

[burnt laurel]

ok found it

ok I got sent to a barn all the way up in fucking Paleto

[atomic atlas]

ceo abilities = request luxury helicopter

or job warp / heist warp

[burnt laurel]

its already too late for me

I could have tp'd into the city and into my apartment if Lester had sent me the invite

[atomic atlas]

luxury heli works tho u get tp'd into office

[acoustic crystal]

What is this outfit?

[empty blaze]

Idk

[covert idol]

It's in arena war outfits i think

[analog plaza]

That fuck ass “meme”

[burnt laurel]

I GOT MY ASS ABDUCTED 6 TIMES IN A ROW AND I HAVE NOT BEEN SENT TO THE LAB ONCE

[timid saddle]

By any chance are u in a ceo ?

[burnt laurel]

figured that was the problem

[timid saddle]

Yeah u cant be in a ceo/mc

[burnt laurel]

as soon as I did that I got tp'd into the lab

but I screwed up the puzzle

now I know how to solve it

for anyone else who wants to solve it, watch this video https://youtu.be/bo4SXnpjZAk?t=115

[burnt laurel]

I finally got abducted and finished the puzzle

[spring flax]

How do i win

[true geyser]

Bruh

[high verge]

@fleet edge

[high verge]

@nova lava

[nova lava]

Congrats!

[junior fulcrum]

You have the worst luck I've ever seen dude 😭

[junior fulcrum]

Do you get this after being abducted?

[high verge]

You need to do the puzzle and collect it but yes

[junior fulcrum]

Ok ez

ty

[high verge]

Ok im pretty proud of my landing here

[true geyser]

Cant catch a god damn break

[true geyser]

Is this online or story mode?

[true geyser]

+10000 style points

[high verge]

Online

[true geyser]

How do you do it?

[high verge]

Stand under a ufo to get abducted

The puzzle is easier to look up if you dont wanna figure it out

[true geyser]

How tf?

I've never seen a ufo

[high verge]

The ufos just spawn around the place in online

[true geyser]

Is it just rng?

[high verge]

From 22:00 to 3:00 in set places
The one ontop of the dam has given me the fort every time

[true geyser]

Ontop of the dam?

[high verge]

https://gtalens.com/map/ufo-sightseeing

[rancid frigate]

I start seeing them at 19:00...

[covert idol]

close

[true geyser]

So do I just hang around one of those locations till it spawns or should I drive too each one during a session till I see one

[high verge]

I mean i waited directly under the spawn location

But i had stuff to do irl while i waited

[true geyser]

Me? Nah. I'm unemployed

[high verge]

Apparently the kreiger cant turn on dirt

[vital sparrow]

U dropped something in water I’m happy

[covert idol]

you're using stock spoiler so no traction upgrade. switch to another spoiler

even the 2nd option "no spoiler" will improve traction

[unkempt vapor]

Is this a good cayo?

[vital sparrow]

No

[unkempt vapor]

3 gold

[vital sparrow]

3 gold is good but main is meh

U want diamond

[unkempt vapor]

Too rare

[vital sparrow]

I had it 2 times in row

[unkempt vapor]

Lucky

[vital sparrow]

Hard mode diamond double gold painting

That was tasty

[burnt laurel]

wtf

thats me there, but I'm here...

[versed totem]

thats a slasher, kill him for cash, he will also try to kill you and i think he has quite high health too

[burnt laurel]

yeah I did kill him

[dusky timber]

thank you for using gtalens

[burnt laurel]

it took several heavy revolver mk2 with hollow points headshots

[versed totem]

yeah

[dusky timber]

you can spam knife on them

true chav style

bonus points if you were driving an asbo at the time

[vital sparrow]

What’s one of them

[vital sparrow]

Do they give cash

[dusky timber]

you should ask hao about this

[vital sparrow]

True

Ofc it’s a corsa

Brilliant either that or a 2010 320i with the m sport mirrors in a slightly off shade of black and the three stripes on the wromg side of the bumper

Anyway

[light pike]

heyo

[uncut steppe]

cool view

[shadow scroll]

what is happening?

[versed totem]

i think they do i havent tried it yet tho

[vital sparrow]

Ahh

[alpine shadow]

what the fuck

[nimble yew]

Trying to declare intergalactic war

[high verge]

i know but i dont plan on using it for more then car shows in the future

[primal haven]

Dang you were really into it

I just do dogfighting stuff mostly

Made a pretty crappy compilation before deleting a bunch of old clips

[unkempt vapor]

Now who tf owns this

Probably lester the the freaky ahhh

[heady hollow]

1 in 41400 chance btw

[alpine shadow]

xbox lobbies 🫩

[celest valve]

Don’t mind me, just climbing up to certain doom.

[true geyser]

Well that was... Realistic

[alpine shadow]

@gritty sluice

[gritty sluice]

Nice still can’t find the outfit or even the category

[jolly cedar]

？

[high verge]

did you collect it?

[trail wyvern]

where the hell are the UFOs

[vagrant smelt]

gotta wait a couple mins for them to spawn in after joining new session

[gritty sluice]

Yes

[trail wyvern]

i did, so far only the ones on the outskirts of Los Santos have spawned

[vagrant smelt]

not sure then maybe find a new session and try again

[serene ember]

@clever current

It's locked

[high verge]

and it said you unlocked it after you opened the crate?
youllhave to check under outfits special or contact support

[clever current]

go back to the creator

mann you gon make me angry

[serene ember]

Sorry

[vagrant smelt]

@alpine shadow Theres deer and animals for your bow

[serene ember]

The one in the online tab?

[clever current]

yh

[alpine shadow]

i don’t think hunting in a national park is legal

[vagrant smelt]

its GTA its fine

[clever current]

just nuke it ,bombs never hurt anyone

[serene ember]

Ok where do I go from there? I'm in map creation

[alpine shadow]

tbh why doesn’t gta have a harpoon gun

[clever current]

settings

[alpine shadow]

wigary just be in his own world with his own conversations

[serene ember]

@clever current

[high verge]

fallout 4 flashback

[clever current]

😭😭

[celest valve]

you get 1 star and no tip.

[high verge]

Damn youre a tough customer

[celest valve]

I’ll also sue for the brian damages caused by the incident

[sour parrot]

Insurgents man 😭

[gleaming spear]

[atomic atlas]

i dont know why they even made that happen in the first place xD

i think its to purposefully delay our arrival time so we couldn't speed through knowing the guards exact locations

[atomic atlas]

Ive restart many times but to no avail

[gleaming spear]

What were you trying to join 😳

[atomic atlas]

apartment heists :o

its still running btw at about 33minutes rn

i was taking pictures and forgot till i saw ur comment

[stone vigil]

wtf

[covert idol]

better than getting stuck in the clouds with cayo, casino matchmaking

[atomic atlas]

yeah

[atomic atlas]

halloween weather on apt and doomsday would be fun xD

bruh one guy went afk, i waited so long for a quick-join

[heady hollow]

@frosty gazelle is this you?

[compact pagoda]

Nice profile pic

[heady hollow]

thank you

couldn't tell you where i got it from, it's been my skype profile pic for over 15 years

[compact pagoda]

Sounds about right

[covert idol]

@bitter sun titan too stronk

[untold oar]

I guess they knew people would try

[shadow scroll]

gta but in counter strike 2 moment

[dusky timber]

that makes no sense

[celest valve]

lol funniest part is that the driver says “where to friend?” As we being thrown across the sky

[sour parrot]

😭 😭

[high verge]

Sue the sasquatch not the taxi

[celest valve]

But it’s gone

I had the military destroy it

[high verge]

Did you atleast recover the licence plate

[celest valve]

Why would I need it

[high verge]

To make a claim duh

[celest valve]

the person who did that is dead lol they ain’t gunna be making no insurance claim

[high verge]

So rockstar what was the thought here

[high verge]

Your injury claim dummy

[celest valve]

You can put the chemical mask with essentially anything

[high verge]

Yes and the normal gas mask also works

What was the thought behind it tho

[celest valve]

13 years ago this game had no thought, it was pure chaos

Or 15 years ago idfk

[high verge]

Are we talking about the game or my life

[celest valve]

It could relate to both i guess.. the game was probably more chaotic tbh

Screw your sign. You guys abducted me so now I need a smoke

[high verge]

I mean...

Boom boom

[celest valve]

I still didn’t get to save the kitty

[celest valve]

Zancudo doesn’t kill me, I have a hanger there, lol someone else was outside with me who didn’t have the hangar, about 6 zancudo jeeps came to assault them

[high verge]

I meant isnt there a gas tank near there

[celest valve]

Probably, poisonous gas will release into the building if you do the wrong lever combination or are in there for too long

[high verge]

I meant a fuel tank hence the no smoking sign

[celest valve]

I’ll shoot the fuel tank. Problem solved

Then I get zancudo personnel on my ass but oh well

[high verge]

I mean they arent really a threat

[celest valve]

Uhhh

Probably not

[high verge]

The military has never been a threat

[high verge]

The game is legit mocking me

The police noose outfit is the one i want

[rancid frigate]

Me too, any way to get it 👀

[high verge]

Yes but not this week

Need a gangbanger robbery and a salvage yard

[rancid frigate]

Ahhh

Also any easier way to unlock the other police/swat outfits

[high verge]

No clue

Other then beg rockstar

[rancid frigate]

Uhm don't think that'll work

[high verge]

Prob not

[rancid frigate]

Thanks tho, I'll look into the salvage yard

[sour parrot]

I think bail offices get u em

[rocky ruin]

What is this plane

[sour parrot]

Who knows atp

[rocky ruin]

Is it obtainable ?

[sour parrot]

I haven’t played gtao in weeks I aint got ps plus

[sour parrot]

I meann maybe

[sour bear]

Skylift chopper

[rocky ruin]

Can I get it ?

[sour bear]

No

It cannot be acquired. It just appears in some missions.

[wooden kayak]

how do I get this color on my car right here

[steep dust]

On the hunt for these vehicles or any cool sets 👀

[nova lava]

These actually look funny and cool at the same time

[steep dust]

Right! They’ve been in the game for years but i started playing last year.

[void marten]

FIRE

[shadow scroll]

chameleon

[restive current]

https://youtu.be/yjAkxkU6GbY?si=O35g_1nF6x2jx3a_

[rigid brook]

it do be rough out there

[loud island]

Hi

[prime sigil]

Cant send

[carmine nebula]

Mk2 got shitted on

[gray wraith]

Guy randomly blew me up so I decided to snipe him off his oppressor lol

[vital sparrow]

I do this constantly you then 10-1 em till they leave

[nocturne hound]

this gonna take a while

and me getting abducted by a ufo

[rocky ruin]

End me

[raw halo]

Happens

If I remember well you're stuck, and invincible, and untouchable

[silent estuary]

yo is there suppose to be like 50 ufos in the city?

[raw halo]

Not literally

If we count them there should be like 8 or 9 or something like that

[silent estuary]

i lowkey have like 15 waiting for me

[raw halo]

Try standing underneath one of them, see if they abduct you

Exactly underneath

[silent estuary]

i only got ghostly boxers

and i went to like 10 of them

[atomic atlas]

cuz u had to photograph them while they spawned outside the city as well a few weeks ago

[raw halo]

Okay then you don't need to get abducted again unless you wanna have 50% chances to do the puzzle again and get 25k for that

[silent estuary]

i dont got the alien outfit tho

[raw halo]

Yeah take a pic of them if you haven't already 15k each

To get the alien outfit grab the crowbar from the room you wake up in, go to the crate in the room where there's a cat, open it

[atomic atlas]

the room you spawn into has a crowbar, use that to open the box next room to get the alien fit

[silent estuary]

i havent spawned into the room tho

[atomic atlas]

depends on chance

[silent estuary]

goated

[frosty gazelle]

Who pinged me in here?

[wise tangle]

?

[celest spade]

They were appearing since the 14th last month. 4 of them appeared "once" in selected days. Just these last 2 days, only 14 of them appeared, instead of 26.

So, if you missed 4 special ones and then re-appearing 8 ones, then you wouldn’t get outfit.

[dusky timber]

so u were slacking

[compact pagoda]

Didn’t you miss some too M&M?

[atomic atlas]

iam so glad i got that done for my alt it was a pain having to login everyday

[dusky timber]

who said that?

[compact pagoda]

I just did

[dusky timber]

slander

[compact pagoda]

A bit

[high verge]

The one on the dam has spawned me into the room every time

[acoustic crystal]

When dealing with griefers.

[thin kernel]

@shadow berry
I hate doing these but here
The audio is always fucked so apologies

[thin kernel]

I never understood how to do this

@near remnant

[near remnant]

thanks

[acoustic crystal]

DO what?

[thin kernel]

that air jump

[frosty edge]

draft boosting it's super fun

[thin kernel]

I wanna know how...

[frosty edge]

draft boost is on any arena war vehicle (i think)

[frosty edge]

i wanna tell you but idk what you dont know

[thin kernel]

How to jump mid air

[frosty edge]

you gotta get your car fully sideways cuz it boosts you sideways then for playstation X+ either bumper is to boost

[thin kernel]

Found the best spot in slasher

[thin kernel]

Alight

Thanks

[inland solstice]

impressive you did it with your monitor turned around like that

[gray wraith]

wdym?😭

[ancient merlin]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

those are the tron pants

you can’t get them like that unfortunately

they’re a part of the tron set

[ancient merlin]

Wow, that's crazy how you can't just get the tron pants

[ancient merlin]

That's valuable information thank you

[lethal birch]

yw

[ancient merlin]

🙂

[celest valve]

how DARE you challenge my authoritah?!?

[tulip nexus]

how many people know about this it's been in the game for quite a long time

its an easter egg

[sharp moth]

BRO?!

DA HEO

[wise tangle]

Problem?

[sharp moth]

no bro i just got 1gb

my wifi is doing the impossible

[celest valve]

the impossible?

[sharp moth]

yes the impossible

[celest valve]

I see

[acoustic crystal]

What is up with this? Wrong name and profile picture showing. I can't change it.

[rigid brook]

not too shabby

[nimble yew]

North Yankton stopped me at Wave 10 wtf

[sharp moth]

??

[silver terrace]

It's M3GAN, it's her calling card.

[silver terrace]

Which is your name?

[acoustic crystal]

Fallon.

[heady hollow]

this shit ass

i can't see anything except for silhouettes here

[wicked ginkgo]

Real

[rigid brook]

Eh? U need to enable endless waves to go past 10

[obtuse gale]

Yeah ps5 lobbies are worse than ps4

Just keep looking over your shoulder alot more frequently

[onyx vector]

holy wannabe 💔

[compact zenith]

i just got bombed by two mk2 griefers vro

help me

[raw halo]

What does it mean by proving government involvement?

[obtuse gale]

[dusky timber]

[wicked ginkgo]

There’s one FIB ufo that pays 50,000

[wise tangle]

For me elegy 🫩

[dusky timber]

i assume you've done something that needs to be kept off the books

[restive current]

What was the goal

Does he not know the B11 is armored

[obtuse badge]

Why is my phone glitched in my hand lol

[empty blaze]

Rookie

[hexed furnace]

I can't figure how to send these kind of invites trough chat

[clear frigate]

and again another modder

[olive nebula]

Just another average day in pc public lobby

[serene ember]

Bro got slumped

[frosty gazelle]

What a savage.

[royal jetty]

did i cook

[serene ember]

Yes

Worst buzzard spawn point ever

[timid saddle]

that is not a buzzard

[serene ember]

Correction

Worst helicopter spawn point ever

[covert idol]

that's the game telling u to not waste time on useless preps

[junior fulcrum]

You cooked and served

[high verge]

Same with the moc cab

Well i stuck the landing atleast
Dont drive tired people

[junior fulcrum]

7/10

[high verge]

What did i lose points on

[obtuse gale]

Your salvage is in Paleto?

[high verge]

I do it for the vibes

My bunkers up there too

[nova lava]

any cool outfit for male characters? any fashion fanactic here?

[atomic atlas]

have u tried trench coats?

[nova lava]

sure, what does it look like, sounds like sth cool

[empty blaze]

MY BESTIE

[ocean pivot]

pause

[covert idol]

no base access, no fks given

[ocean pivot]

gah dayum that color of the jet lookin fine even with the shitty ahh halloween colorgrade

[stone vigil]

pranked

bitch was just have a smoke with her friend lmao

[inland flower]

haha

[covert idol]

smoking kills

[rancid frigate]

[stone vigil]

well im still alive

i dont randomly blow up

[covert idol]

1 day ||jk||

[stone vigil]

lmao

atleast i smoke cigs and not fucking vapes, popcorn lung looks fucking brutal

[royal jetty]

ty

[rancid frigate]

Real

[jade scroll]

What happened to it

Well there's a cat in the space ship when you get abducted.

[covert idol]

2 roided dudes and 1 natty boi

[dusky timber]

peak cringe

[wise tangle]

[royal jetty]

first thing i see is this bruh

[dusky timber]

[junior fulcrum]

REAL

[paper gate]

They bowed like they understood

[paper gate]

You know you can defeat the yacht air defense right?

[covert idol]

what has that got to do with zancudo access

[paper gate]

You're not trying hard enough

[paper gate]

Nothing

Just saying

[heady hollow]

i'm like super blind already man

[paper gate]

Just use thermals or night vision

I would recommend the night vision considering it only happens during the night if I'm not mistaken

[royal jetty]

how is that allowed

[paper gate]

Nothing NSFW about it ...

[royal jetty]

ok

[clear frigate]

im coming home

[atomic atlas]

how introverts expect to get socially accepted xD

[clear frigate]

LOL

[bronze tiger]

@knotty holly

[compact pagoda]

How do you draw so good

[atomic atlas]

he has artistic abilities

[bronze tiger]

[knotty holly]

Is that the location on the map for Maze .

[atomic atlas]

yeah the free ceo office maze bank west

[knotty holly]

Ok good. Thank you for showing that . I'll check it out tomorrow.

[clear frigate]

final halloween weather

[onyx vector]

final?

[clear frigate]

its ending

[onyx vector]

FINALLY

[clear frigate]

its time to say goodbye

[compact pagoda]

This ain’t may 25th bro

Not yet

[clear frigate]

LOL

[real grail]

He means goodbye to halloween weather

Aliens are not accepting me

Not spawning in bunker even after 4 trys

[clear frigate]

if ur CEO/Motorcycle President you cant enter the bunker

[real grail]

Oh man where were you?

Sadly the event is going to end 😭

I didn't knew it 😔

[clear frigate]

Oh man, sadly the U.F.O is gone..

You should've spawned right outside the bunker and you wonder why you're not inside

[bold coral]

LEAVE ME ALONE

[olive nebula]

affe uh, pls hand over your driver's license

[dusky timber]

hello

[rigid brook]

Dont worry, I wasnt and still got rejected muliple times over and over

[sharp moth]

best minivan ever ❤️

cant even make it over a curb

[sharp moth]

Lol

[sharp moth]

lol i laso got a scramjet

[celest valve]

They will be fine

[sharp moth]

my scramjet is taking a bath

drying off

[celest valve]

Hey! That looks like my nightshark

[covert idol]

too much rocket spam

[tardy stone]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 1

Refrain from using languages other than English.

Requested by

@dusky timber

[thin kernel]

Siblings

[sharp moth]

enjoyin dda view

[wise tangle]

seriously

[halcyon vault]

phatt

[wicked sparrow]

Too many phat chips

[weary trail]

has anyone ever tested if those leave bigger dents

[inland flower]

i like how you made a whole analysis on that 😂

[inland flower]

this was the first shot if that helps

[obtuse gale]

Still probably wont explain it but most gta guns actually shoot a little out to the right so that might explain it

[nimble yew]

IT, DOES NOT, MAKE SENSE

[inland flower]

i posted the the actual game play clip before but here it is

[nimble yew]

Rage engine jank

[weary trail]

100m finally WWWW Gotta spend it to earn it

[atomic atlas]

but u have 3mil in ur bank rn tho yeah?

and not 100mil?

[weary trail]

Yes that’s about right, property ain’t free

[hot jay]

How u see this

[weary trail]

Rockstar website

[hot jay]

Alr bet

Where on it

[weary trail]

Your profile, should have catalog of games you’ve played but GTA is the only one with these kind of stats

[hot jay]

Alr thanks

[ancient igloo]

Sign in and select “View my Profile” then select GTA Online

Then just select your Online character

[hot jay]

Ts mine

[ancient igloo]

Nice

[rigid brook]

Online is locked for me :/

Are the stats only for ps or something?

[atomic atlas]

u should be able to see em

cuz i saw mine

[rigid brook]

aw its unlocked now for some reason, was locked yesterday idk why

getting to that first 100m today

Hm...it doesn't add up eh? Some r missing...

[ancient igloo]

No it’s just saying that 99.48% of all your income is from jobs like heists and missions

The other .52% is just really hard to see on the graph cause it’s so small

[rigid brook]

Yea, but if if 99.48% is from jobs...how can it be 85m from 98?

[ancient igloo]

Oh I see what you’re saying. Yeah idk

[weary trail]

I don’t believe mc sale missions count as Jobs

[celest valve]

[hot jay]

40MIL ON GAMBLING WTF

[celest valve]

That’s a lie

It’s much higher

[atomic atlas]

@knotty holly

gunvan location

[knotty holly]

Looks like a parking garage

[atomic atlas]

yes its in a parking garage

[knotty holly]

Can you show where it is on the map

[knotty holly]

Ya, I see that on my map . I thought there's supposed to be a gun symbol to show where the Gun Van is located. Otherwise how can anyone find it .

[atomic atlas]

they like to keep it mysterious unless you pay for their little subcription called gta plus

[knotty holly]

But yet it is marked with a gun symbol on GTA web.eu ..

It looks like it's still in that garage from last night

[atomic atlas]

the person who hosts the site is not affiliated with the devs who made the game

[atomic atlas]

it will be updated in about 4hours or so

[knotty holly]

Ok but is the website still accurate at this time . It seems to bec

How do I zoom the map on the website

[atomic atlas]

its reliable for the most part

i actually reffered to that site before finding it ingame

cuz i was in a heist

[knotty holly]

How can I zoom in on the GTA web.eu map . It's very small on my laptop

[atomic atlas]

well on the laptop scrollpad move both fingers sideways

one finger goes left n the other goes right

[knotty holly]

My laptop is not touch screen

[atomic atlas]

but ur laptop does have a scrollpad

in other words a mousepad

[knotty holly]

Oh ok

I'll try it

Ya, this is a good website for the game map . Thanks for that .

I'll hopefully get some guns tonight

Also on my characters TV it shows Weazel Live TV . Is that happening in the game or is it fake TV . Not occurring in the game.

[atomic atlas]

well if ur in an actual active lobby with players u can spectate them

[knotty holly]

This was in my characters apartment watching the TV .

[atomic atlas]

yeah i understood what u meant earlier

[main ferry]

literally only had a 5k bounty bruh

[high verge]

They do it for 1k bounties

They waste their money on oppressors and raijus so they are broke and desperate

[thin kernel]

Mf did not blow up even after 22 sticky

[stone vigil]

i have no idea how i did this

[stone vigil]

thats the ocelot for you

[thin kernel]

It tanks 12, not 22 tho

[stone vigil]

thats what ur told, reality can be different,

like this for example. this aint possible. but it happened

[thin kernel]

Ok

[ancient igloo]

Most likely abusing Godmode

[thin kernel]

It's an empty one

[ancient igloo]

There are types of Godmode glitches that make a specific car Godmode. Not the person

Most likely what he was using

[timid saddle]

hey at least its the virtue and not the d5

[ancient igloo]

True

[stone vigil]

why not the d5?

[timid saddle]

imagine a completely bulletproof car that is immune to explosives

[stone vigil]

d5 is bullet proof? since when

[timid saddle]

since it launched, its a bug where the windows are considered walls for some reason

heck even if u lose the door its still bulletproof

[stone vigil]

lmao. now i want it

[timid saddle]

yeah its basically a better kuruma, its faster, is more buletproof and can get imani tech

still blows up in 1 explosion if its not godmode

[stone vigil]

not an issue,

with imani texh its just a matter of drive fast

[stone vigil]

great save

seems like someone wants the smoke

[lyric vigil]

@vital sparrow

so best is just to grind the autoshop contracts

300 point for one contract isnt bad

[vital sparrow]

Got it

[nova lava]

that's a Lester's car right, just blue instead of red

[celest valve]

Where are the fckn narcotics?!?..

[celest valve]

(Repost for someone)

[compact pagoda]

Uncrop it please

[celest valve]

No

Last time I did that I got muted

[clear frigate]

We need full documentation

[celest valve]

[clear frigate]

[celest valve]

Eh I’ve been in trouble for stupider shit.. Reddit banned me for “encouraging and enticing violence” towards a fucking non existent character

[lethal birch]

isnt gta 5 just nsfw sometimes bruh

[celest valve]

Bruh the game itself is 18+ ffs

And essentially NSFW

all of it

[lethal birch]

mate idk why gta 5 has swearing but they filter the swear words when you message someone in the game

[celest valve]

They find ways around it

I’d just use voice chat

[rancid frigate]

😂😂

[vivid needle]

the penetrator

[high verge]

I hate this game sometimes

[simple sand]

ok how tf is this even possible

[covert idol]

wut

[compact pagoda]

Car?

[devout epoch]

Ain't no way

Okay make that make sense lmao

[celest valve]

That photo may have had some titties in it so yea I kinda deserved it

[devout epoch]

Man they're in the gam- nevermind.

You're right lol

[blazing phoenix]

never seen that kind of thing

[void marten]

Should've put purple dots over the nipples

[simple sand]

look at the "face"

[compact pagoda]

That’s the husky model

Im pretty sure

[nimble yew]

Am I interrupting something?

[wicked ginkgo]

I wish they would remove that god damn rusty pickup truck from the scrapyard

[wicked ginkgo]

Outside the stripclub too

[obtuse gale]

30% proft

[paper gate]

You tend to learn to not shoot me as I don't back down and either annoy through persistence or constant victory

[celest valve]

[paper gate]

I mean that's sorta my reaction when Lester did this with me

I mean I did pay to be off radar

Just not offline

[shadow berry]

bro felt real tuff saying that fs

[void marten]

Never wished I was on Xbox series more than I do rn I could prob dog you

Haven't pvped in literal years but I really believe I could wipe the floor with you and I mean this in the friendliest way possible

[drifting sage]

If you get banned off reddit, it's probably a good thing because it means your a normal person

[void marten]

Reddit is such a scary place

[paper gate]

No. I'm speaking factually.

Bro got offended that they could never be so persistent fs

[paper gate]

I don't think you got the message... I don't care if I'm losing in your words because as long as I have your attention I'm winning

I actually got invited into tryhard crews because I didn't care that it was 7v1 and I was starting to annoy them

[void marten]

Lmfao

I usually just get invited from like session wars and shit that I join in on when I'm bored

[compact pagoda]

Sunglasses emoji

[paper gate]

I get voted to be out of the session... By the very people that went at me. So I need to understand how you think you could wipe me @void marten

[void marten]

In terms of score yes I would wipe you

Idc if tryhards voted to kick you they're easy to upset

[compact pagoda]

You’d go crazy on beach 1v1s

[void marten]

That's my fav place to 1v1

But I prefer middle of the city wars over 1v1s

[atomic atlas]

airport second

[atomic atlas]

u know all the kek spawns then

[void marten]

I know no spawns at all actually

[atomic atlas]

🗿

[void marten]

I just like the chaos

It feels more casual and fun than a 1v1 people who 1v1 always get so sweaty and angry

[paper gate]

I rarely get anybody taking up on a 1v1 because I remove your tools that everyone knows

You're not going to have armor, helmets, BST, off radar, toys, friends, NPCs, random cars running you over

Each person's going to have the exact same setup for weapons

And when I take out your sniper rifle and force you to have a musket that's where everybody draws the line

[void marten]

I'd love that actually

Musket 1v1s are so funny

I used to do them with my friends all the time

[shadow berry]

lmfaooo

"if you acknowledge my existence im winning"

you aint tuff bruh just stop lol

[paper gate]

I'm not being tough. I'm being factual

[shadow berry]

no youre not lol

[paper gate]

As long as you are acknowledging what I am doing I am getting off at it

I don't care about a score

[shadow berry]

now youre just weird bruh

[paper gate]

And you can only have so much dopamine

[shadow berry]

why you getting off on gta

[paper gate]

Which means you will become annoyed before I will

I will become annoyed when I don't feel like I'm getting any acknowledgement from it

[shadow berry]

bro def has a k/d of 0.003

[paper gate]

It's the very classic scenario of a bully. If you feed into their sadistic ways it continues when you don't feed into it, it eventually stops because they're not getting off on it

[void marten]

I make more dopamine when I need to

[void marten]

Did you just compare yourself to a bully

[paper gate]

No, my KD was actually constantly climbing while in public sessions dealing with multiple 3v1s and then all of a sudden they decided to stop letting my KD rise in public sessions and now make me go into bullshit death matches

[shadow berry]

yes he did lmao

[paper gate]

I compared my actions but I didn't compare myself to a bully. I just compared my actions.

Let me put it this way. I have rules of engagement and if you don't engage with me I don't engage with you

But if you engage with me, you will deal with me until you decide to leave the session

[void marten]

Puffle treatment

[shadow berry]

lmfao

"you dont wanna see me angry i see red"

[ancient igloo]

If you constantly pester a 6’8 240 pound dude but he constantly knocks you out instantly are you really “winning”

[void marten]

That's actually fun I'd love to have the immortal snail in gta

[paper gate]

I'm not that level of autism

[shadow berry]

are you sure bud

cause it sounds like you are

[paper gate]

I laughed at the very thing you said

[shadow berry]

sure bud

[void marten]

PNG what is your kd I'm curious

[shadow berry]

0.05

[paper gate]

I don't know. I haven't been on in like 8 months or so

[void marten]

Shut soup

[void marten]

If you had to guesstimate

[paper gate]

It's not that I'll tell you it's higher than one

I'll tell you it's higher than two

[paper gate]

I'll tell you it's lower than three

[void marten]

Higher than 3?

[paper gate]

Because they changed it

There's been many times I get 25 to 5

[void marten]

Okay so we have a similar kd

Mine started to get too high and people were accusing me of being a kd warrior so I had a dude farm me to bring it down

I think it's like 2.02 or something and I like it there

[compact pagoda]

I have 66.86 or something

Evil

[manic remnant]

Kd in gta is cringe

[compact pagoda]

Jelly?

[atomic atlas]

why change name colour

[compact pagoda]

Im trying to match my pfp

[atomic atlas]

good point

[shadow berry]

uhhhhhh

whats the green?

my smoke is broke too

ima verify the game files rq

[coral cobalt]

The Matrix

He's part of the Truman show

[shadow berry]

the verify fixed it so idk what was wrong

[keen gale]

@frail mist

[frail mist]

Am I tripping or is that a lot of money for a heist u can do solo

Pretty bad lmao across the board

[keen gale]

It was too much I guess lol

I luckily got tons out before this

[frail mist]

1m for a necklace is insane

[keen gale]

But feel for all newer players

[obtuse gale]

With replay glitches taking over, unfortunately this is how it has to be

[keen gale]

Yeah that's a shame

[frail mist]

I’m lvl 23 lol 500k is a lot of money for me

[keen gale]

Cayo inflation is real

[vagrant smelt]

@restive vessel

I only kill the three with the red triangle, the guy the farthest to the right looking out the edge, bottom left two, and upper two

[ancient igloo]

It was objectively the best heist in the game for a while yeah

And it still arguably is tbh. It’s a tie between it and Casino

[rigid brook]

wee mah first $100m ^^

[atomic atlas]

[knotty holly]

Does the SALE - $0 mean I purchased this car or do I need to do something else.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1431721359481896990/1435489429438468218/IMG_20251104_234017903.jpg?ex=690c2736&is=690ad5b6&hm=9e75605468eb3eefb6ce7b8336c9da210c1e3ec772215da99a259ae03c02e748&

[brittle osprey]

its free for a short duration, apart of the weekly benefits you can view in #gta-news

best I can say is get it before you can't

[knotty holly]

I think I bought it . It did say FREE before. Now it says SALE -$0. I hope I did it right

[brittle osprey]

I mean theres hardly a difference between "free" and "0$" so its not much to fret about, it was probably just a catalog error that happened between the two weeks, its very common to happen

[knotty holly]

Ok does that mean I haven't bought it yet .

[brittle osprey]

you can buy it as many times as you want, theres no set limit

[knotty holly]

Well I'm trying to figure out how to buy it . There's a link that says ORDER but it doesn't work

[brittle osprey]

did you select a color on it?

[knotty holly]

Ok that's the trick