gta-media

[digital grove]

WAAAHHHHH

[golden berry]

It'll probably be here in 2d when the ufo event will be enabled

[neon tundra]

Yea, judgement day game mode

[cerulean yacht]

a year or two ago it was on console in normal game sessions and a lot of people hated it 👀

[golden berry]

still is

[cerulean yacht]

[lament basalt]

I sorted by price and it's nowhere to be found, let me send a SS on DM as I can't add it here @faint kindle

[cerulean yacht]

you cant find it so it makes it not there?

[lament basalt]

can I send you SS? @cerulean yacht

[cerulean yacht]

yes

[slender dagger]

@lunar crag

[celest valve]

ffs you stupid cop get tf out my way

[onyx rampart]

almost a milli off of a forged document sale ts crazy

[compact pagoda]

Public?

[obtuse gale]

Im guessing so as you can see someone died

[onyx rampart]

yep

[compact pagoda]

Interestting

[celest valve]

[onyx rampart]

let's fucking gooo

[celest valve]

6 million cash? I’m calling the mugger

[onyx rampart]

that's the amount in the bank

[celest valve]

6 million in the bank? I’m calling the IRS

Jk lol good job

[onyx rampart]

i earned about 700 million total i just spend it all on cars

i dread the day i'll fill out every garage i wish we had enough space to hold every single vehicle in the game

hopefully R* allows for this towards the end of the game's life cycle

[celest valve]

The upcoming mansions DLC will probably give us a lot more garage space

I’ve spent 1.145 billion on cars ffs I need more space to keep them cars

[stiff fulcrum]

the world is breaking apart

[minor eagle]

my source of entertainment

[nimble yew]

Transporting a client to saftey... and his bodygaurds run away.

I brought a 4 door car... You don't wanna come with?

[thin kernel]

I felt satisfied seeing this even tho I was just chasing people for fun

[fluid skiff]

piece of shit sign, had to bring my fucking phantom wedge to move the truck because it fused with the fucking sign so badly even the upnatomaizer didnt move it a single inch.

[slender dagger]

@stoic crown

😭

[stoic crown]

fuckin hell

She was getting 600k cayo payouts everytime she got tequila 😭 😭

[slender dagger]

yea apparently she doesnt know how to do setups and says its her like 15th time

[modern saddle]

600k? she just took tequila and dipped?

[stoic crown]

its like patrick using a broom upside down

[stoic crown]

got to have atleast once

[slender dagger]

she said the target is necklace but i bet you its probably madrazo files

[modern saddle]

😭😭😭😭

[nimble yew]

Ironic... Tao Cheng wants to go where his father was killed.

[stark quest]

My 4th Cayo

[fluid skiff]

motherfucker WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!

look where he is

stupid fuck

he is almost at the end of the possible map

stupid bitch wasted my time

[nimble yew]

FUCK this mission with EVERYTHING in my bones

People die once and they leave

STAY AND FIGHT YOU FUCK

[golden berry]

Just go solo

[inland flower]

yeah solo is better

its possible todo the career progress solo too

[nimble yew]

Fuck off I already tried that

There's like a 100 of them

Why the hell did R* give the NPC's Concrete-strength armor

I DID IT

AHAHAA FUCK YOU, ROCKSTAR.

and it only took...

[inland flower]

nice :D

[nimble yew]

It's my lucky suit

[inland flower]

i don't have a lucky suit unfortunately

its more like a random outfit with some luck

[nimble yew]

Suit Jacket+pants, Smart shoes

very professional clothing

May aswell name it the "Townley Threads"

[inland flower]

yeah i have a saved outfit for the suit as well with the vest on

for some reason there is a visual bug without the vest on

[nimble yew]

Goofy aahaa Michael clothes

Now that I think about it

Not many Trevor styled clothes besides the biker stuff

[inland flower]

they gave three storymode character outfits as login rewards some time ago

besides that yeah its really hard to make one

[nimble yew]

Finally done and I forgot to take my helmet off

A.O.D for life

Those Lost MC bastards

[haughty garden]

you talk about trevor outfit

[nimble yew]

Something about the Insane Clone pussy paint XD

No, that is what I meant.

[inland flower]

this counts too but there was an another outfit with a brown vest and green cargo bottoms

[nimble yew]

I hope their last major GTAO update is a Trevor one ngl

Give him the current Ogg look lol

[haughty garden]

yea I know wat u talk about its anniversary reward

[inland flower]

yep

[grim mantle]

icl this was cool

[grim mantle]

I hated the 6th casino mission

I did it solo

[compact pagoda]

Really doe

[inland flower]

my friends didnt help me do it so i was forced to do it solo

[compact pagoda]

How was bad beat pistol

[fluid skiff]

i think this is the first time i saw it sapwan naturally

[inland flower]

it was the easiest compared to no damage

not getting damage was the hardest one

[fluid skiff]

huge motherfucking skill issue bro, i did it solo.

[compact pagoda]

Did you utilize the D5

[inland flower]

you cant utilize vehicles in the bad beat mission

[compact pagoda]

Oh no i mean in the others

[inland flower]

for other missions as well i didnt really use that car i used the vigilante, zenterno and other stuff

[inland flower]

i wanted to do it without those cars tbh

didnt use the kuruma either just flipped the zenterno backwards

mercenaries missions are somewhat impossible to complete solo

[shadow berry]

i hated that mission so fucking badly it took me like a dozen tries or some shit to do that mission solo

all of the casino missions sucked ass imo

[nimble yew]

The casino is nice

But the missions aren't R*'s best work

[shadow berry]

the casino itself is nice, but every mission surrounding it sucked

[wooden ingot]

@vital echo

[vital echo]

I can’t even see you dodging anything In that photo lol

[wooden ingot]

Hes also ud

@vital echo

[vital echo]

wtf is UD

Also I can’t see shit in that photo

[wooden ingot]

@vital echo ehat do you want me do post ?

[vital echo]

Maybe actual video evidence and not random photos?

[wooden ingot]

@vital echo you want a vid?

[vital echo]

Bro I don’t care about upside down

I was talking about guided missiles💀

Upside down isn’t some super skillful hack you think it is lmfao

[wooden ingot]

What about them

Never said that it is

[vital echo]

Reread my comments again, then you’ll see.

[vital echo]

So then stop posting random photos of an MK2 upside down

[wooden ingot]

What about guided missiles

[wooden ingot]

Some1 is pretty mad🤣

[vital echo]

…

Not even slightly lol.

Just because I say the word “fucking” doesn’t mean I’m mad

You offended?

Sorry I’ll make it better for you.

[wooden ingot]

@vital echo me nah im griefing as we speak

[vital echo]

Nice.

I’m killing griefers as we speak

[wooden ingot]

@vital echo so your griefing?

[vital echo]

Anti griefing

[wooden ingot]

@vital echo still griefing btw

[vital echo]

Still killing them btw

[wooden ingot]

So griefing?

[vital echo]

So anti griefing?

You should really come to Xbox

Maybe then you’ll actually learn some skillful things

[wooden ingot]

Trust your not taking me of my mk2

[vital echo]

Nope, I’m blowing you off it

[wooden ingot]

With?

[vital echo]

Raiju, guided missiles, hey maybe I’ll even get an MK2 out just for you

[wooden ingot]

I can kill raijus with mgs and i can dodge the missiles

[vital echo]

Doubt it

But hey, if you ever did come to Xbox we’d test it

[shadow berry]

i have the compromise, both yall come to pc :P

[wooden ingot]

I was fighting the best raiju pilot that i have ever seem in 2500 hours and i was destroying him

[shadow berry]

I SAW THAT

[wooden ingot]

Hey frist come to new gen😘

[vital echo]

Xbox is better

[shadow berry]

who skulled me

[vital echo]

Nah, come to old gen. Maybe you’ll learn some real skill😘

[wooden ingot]

And a missile isnt doing anything

[vital echo]

Mhm

[shadow berry]

the ultimate skill is with kb+m

[wooden ingot]

@vital echo old gen in 2025 get a xbox sx🤣

[vital echo]

Nuh uh

[wooden ingot]

@vital echo i can dodge every missile

@vital echo broke?

[vital echo]

You’re a bit angry huh?

Sorry man. Didn’t mean to ruin your night.

[wooden ingot]

Your a bit broke right?

[vital echo]

Nah

[wooden ingot]

Just say so if you cant play on new gen

[vital echo]

I’ll get it closer to gta 6 or something

Just say so if you can’t come to old gen

It’s alright, I won’t judge

[wooden ingot]

@vital echo 1800 hours on ps4 version

[vital echo]

Eeeeshh

Have you ever gone outside?

[wooden ingot]

Enjoy 30 fps

Yeah

[vital echo]

Might need to go out and socialize once and awhile

[wooden ingot]

I work out

[wooden ingot]

I do

[vital echo]

In gta? Yeah

[vital echo]

Nuh uh

[wooden ingot]

A lot of them are in 2020 and 2001

[vital echo]

What?

[shadow berry]

yall still goin?

[wooden ingot]

@shadow berry ofc

[vital echo]

I’m just relaxing

[shadow berry]

lol

[vital echo]

This guy might be a bit more aggravated but I dunno

Might be tryna defend his baby (MK2 ofc)

[wooden ingot]

@vital echo udmk2 *

[vital echo]

Mk2

[wooden ingot]

I dont use it normaly

[vital echo]

Mhm

[wooden ingot]

Never had

[vital echo]

Yuh definitely

[wooden ingot]

Why would i its shit normaly

[vital echo]

why would I use my baby, it helps me grief normally

Honestly I’m getting bored of you lol

[wooden ingot]

@vital echo i wouldnt use it if they didnt netf the lazer and quit texting me im gonna go to sleep

[vital echo]

Nuh uh

Go to bed little bro

It’s too past your bedtime.

[wooden ingot]

Im just tired

[vital echo]

No no I get it, plus your starting grade 4 tmr

Gotta get some sleep

[wooden ingot]

Nope close im starting year 2

[vital echo]

Oh. Your starting grade 2?

Hope you do good on the alphabet test tmr

Ahh. What a nice little boy

[wooden ingot]

Thanks

[frosty edge]

this shit is awesome invest in arena war

[shadow berry]

kicked that cop car like a tin can

[verbal flicker]

Hi

[restive current]

By @arctic meteor

[frosty edge]

fav thing to do anymore tbh

[restive current]

Oh the wonders of de-sync

[olive nebula]

I might be wrong but that Noose van is currently pursuing someone else who has a 5 star, could you share the same wanted level as them if you hit the police vehicle?

Since if someone is being wanted and you get into their vehicle you will get the same wanted level as them

[restive current]

Possibly

But I'm not sure

[olive nebula]

Dunno if the same wanted level would apply to you if you hit a police car that is currently chasing somebody else

[verbal iris]

Why can't I post media

[olive nebula]

Reach server lv.5

[outer barn]

male character model

[compact pagoda]

Does the truck come with your character?

[outer barn]

the truck is an extension of myself so sure

[burnt salmon]

looks like you might've had a bright idea

[onyx vector]

holy fps

[tawny dagger]

Average ps3 experience

man I still cant believe they shut down the servers for gta5 on old gen consoles

It felt like yesterday for me

[rare mantle]

peak

[compact pagoda]

^

[covert idol]

avenger setup with randoms

[olive nebula]

Are you seriously spamming RPG next to a Gas container?

[covert idol]

it's totally failproof. would recommend for CMM

[golden berry]

My personal strat is to run to the right stairs

[olive nebula]

Never let Potato teaches you the way of CMM.

[covert idol]

[forest rain]

Ok but dose god likes griefers?

[grim mantle]

why do i not have the H?

trying to start diamond casino

[obtuse gale]

You probably removed it from map icons in the interaction menu

[grim mantle]

I don’t even know how but i’ll check

[forest rain]

Should've been in the park near the casino

[grim mantle]

I just activated everything I had an option for besides the races and there’s still nothing lmao

[obtuse gale]

I see ur a lvl 125 so idk then

[grim mantle]

yikes is my account bugged?

i’m on xbox if that has anything to do with it

[obtuse gale]

Maybe check MazeBank Forclosures to see if you can buy it

[grim mantle]

Buy what?

[obtuse gale]

Its probably a session thing

The arcade

[grim mantle]

oh I need the arcade? 💀

[obtuse gale]

Yes

[grim mantle]

ah that’s why then

thank you i’ll go buy it

[obtuse gale]

[grim mantle]

i can’t even find arcades on the maze bank foreclosures

[grim mantle]

oh i rejoined and the H here now

[obtuse gale]

Yeah, knew it was a session issue or smth

Atleast you can buy it now

[stark quest]

3 in a row

[thin kernel]

I got the last buggy in even tho the timer was 0 for 3 seconds

I hate bunker sells when it gives me these

[celest valve]

Rejoin lobby; they take a small bit as penalty for leaving the session but you keep most of your stock and can retry another sale method

I never ever do these sale vehicles

[forest rain]

gl with the greifing that the opressers kiddys are going to be doing

[thin kernel]

I meant I finished the sell with the timer already 0

[thin kernel]

Using ghost org when seeing them on the map is already enough

[forest rain]

I'ma stop talking here because this is a media tab sooooo ya...

[thin kernel]

People can talk here but not too much. You're good.

[forest rain]

im just not risking to get timeout again

[thin kernel]

You did?
What's your user btw. I'm kinda desperate.

[forest rain]

my play station name? why? at this point just go to dms dont wanna risk timeout

[celest valve]

[dusky timber]

good

||jk||

[nimble yew]

He's stuck... Some Limo Driver

[jovial mason]

https://youtube.com/shorts/GL-v11-Z5Jw?si=pcpLTgi3LidFJ3nH

[obtuse gale]

Ngl, I agree wit this 👌

[nimble yew]

Got rid of the Micro SMG finally

[jovial mason]

Its the GOAT squad

[covert idol]

unholy is even more trash

[nimble yew]

It's a fun gimic gun

[nimble yew]

goofy aahaa reloading

Or rather how all the shotguns in GTA VI might act

Last night- I spent... 20 minutes laughing

[forest rain]

Nothing special?

[nimble yew]

The objective said,

Eliminate Vagos. Ofc my first thought was "ROCKET LAUNCHER!"

Cars + RPG = Chaos/Destruction

[forest rain]

... I think your so I suppose to have the lowrider... Attacted

[nimble yew]

No idea what you've said.

I can't read... whatever that says.

[obtuse gale]

The best loadout imo* (Shocker is optional)

Quality is ass cuz I couldn't be bothered to send it to my YT channel and download it

[covert idol]

tryhard loadout

[grim mantle]

well that had my heart pumping realll fast

[restive current]

Is this on dre?

[nimble yew]

Yes

[nimble yew]

256,000 dollars

And the profit is only 50% of that.

[restive current]

You know you can js destroy the limo with an explosion and still complete it

You don't have to follow it

[nimble yew]

How about we try something different?

[restive current]

You csn blow it up and take the drivers wallet

[nimble yew]

That's what Trevor does

[restive current]

Well maybe I'm a little like Trevor then

Or maybe I'm impatient

[obtuse gale]

Im both

[obsidian minnow]

which one should i realisticly go here? does all special item automatically mean all crates?

[compact pagoda]

Special Cargo (bottom) is seperate

So you don't lose your 10 crates

[obsidian minnow]

ah thanks

[digital grove]

Try Cayo Perico

I hear it's a good heist

[restive current]

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not

I know what cayo is

[digital grove]

I'm bored sorry

[restive current]

Its fine

[shadow berry]

@restive current

[restive current]

Yeah no I don't see that

[shadow berry]

how

[restive current]

I see request personal vehicle, request personal aircraft, request special vehicle, bail office transporter, remote control vehicles, return personal vehicle to storage, and vehicle preferences

But nothing about organizing them

[shadow berry]

wtf

[restive current]

Idk

[shadow berry]

L moment for console ig

we can do it on PC (idk about xbox)

[restive current]

@shadow berry @hard copper @thin lava

[shadow berry]

wtaf L moment for yall

see even lester agreed

wtf

why the embed fail

@restive current phantom ping sorry about that

discord doesnt like mkv files ig

[restive current]

Its alr I saw it

[shadow berry]

but yeah thats what the vehicle thing does it lets you move cars w/o having to do it yourself (you just have to remember what the cars are called lol)

[shadow berry]

its so handy

[thin kernel]

Found a guy who abuses a glitch to be passive while being a ceo and grief people

[uneven minnow]

Iirc it's only on ps5 / xbox series versions

[olive nebula]

That feature is only for new gen

Ps4, xb1 and PC legacy doesn't have them

[shadow berry]

F

[bitter sun]

if you and your team stay close together, you can stun him with a stungun, but then you all have to run away quick to the stairway, otherwise he will alert.

[modern saddle]

I just went the other way and melee him

[bitter sun]

both are fine

[modern saddle]

never tried to stun a guard before doesn't it alert

[bitter sun]

what i said, if you stun him you must make sure that you and your team are close togheter, and run away quick, before he stand up again and see you

[dusky timber]

rag

[bitter sun]

heya Oleg, how are you ? 👋

[dusky timber]

[forest inlet]

🤣

[dull ginkgo]

PlayStation eat game

[topaz trench]

do you ever just get really fucking unlucky

[shadow berry]

mouse lookin spiffy af

[modern saddle]

an npc ran me over and OVER in casino heist for no reason

when I was escaping

[topaz trench]

i rear-ended an npc parked in the road, slid under his car, and got legitimately parked on while the cop car behind him lit me up like a christmas tree. npcs are ruthless

[modern saddle]

while laughing at me btw

[modern saddle]

😭

[topaz trench]

i deserved it for texting and driving let's be real

[modern saddle]

at least u weren't drunk

@topaz trench

It's even laughing at me bruh

[topaz trench]

LMFAOOOO that's such a violation

when i got shredded in the gerald mission, you can't see it but right after the clip i just alt-f4'd 😭

[modern saddle]

I used all my luck on the daily safe in casino💔

[celest valve]

wtf have you done

[celest valve]

Yall wanna talk about shit luck? Ok sure:

[topaz trench]

HAHA i know your ass was panicking when it came down

[celest valve]

Lmao I was legit yelling WAIT SHIT NO GO TEH OTHER WAY!!

Riding the train while being chased by relentless cops is lowkey pretty fun tbh

[modern saddle]

better when chased by mk2 or sparrow

[celest valve]

Nah that’s just annoying

I’ll fckn orb you if you ruin my fun

Nobody gets to ruin my fun and get away with it (except the idiot cops flying helicopters )

Who decide to suicide bomb me

[modern saddle]

I guess bro

[celest valve]

Or I’ll just chase them with a mk2 or sparrow, I’ve got about 6 or 7 mk2s I should be fine to avoid the cooldown lol

[forest inlet]

Oh hell, that wasn't me. I spawned in near it. I tried to blow it up without success.

[celest valve]

It’s potentially for a mission, or some modder

[amber wolf]

Bro left after that (I had no audio) ;>

[trail wyvern]

dont see any UFO

just some thunderstrikes

nvm

[nimble yew]

first time ever my loadout is the same I left it as :O

[wicked sparrow]

What is happening in this picture?

[lethal birch]

The phantom car

[wicked sparrow]

Ohh alr

[lethal birch]

It was going crazy

[wicked sparrow]

Lol

[nimble yew]

I can't seem to get that thing to spawn XD

2 hours in the same lobby and nothing

[wicked sparrow]

I got plowed by the the big rusty truck version but not the flaming car yet

[nimble yew]

So the truck shows up where Export cars spawn?

[amber wolf]

Only spawn at night on roads I think

I got it 4 times since the beginning of the week

[nimble yew]

Also this has neverhappened

to me atleast, but Merryweather hitmen?

Omg there it is XD

[umbral wren]

[wicked sparrow]

Yeah I just wanted free money and then i was getting chased and smashed which was arguably much more fun than 20k or whatever id get

[nimble yew]

I didn't get anything.

OH MY GOD JUMPSCARE

[lethal birch]

[nimble yew]

What I'd give for a "Game Music" slider

Instead of just "Music"

[subtle elbow]

Stick drift almost costed me this kek

^sent this to the crew we are supposed to CvC on beach and they went silent 🫡

[rocky vigil]

yikes

thats rough buddy

i can reccomend a great controller for $50 if u need

the 8bitDo pro

[left mauve]

I'm the slack slasher for Halloween!

[left mauve]

NGL 0-0 I just post people dead bodies

Uhm, it's, a little funny, only... Only a little.

Gotta stride for the best shot possible 😭

[true bough]

[compact pagoda]

Why u keep shootin

[true bough]

To get proof for the ticket im making right now

[compact pagoda]

Ohh

[true bough]

Bro was fucking with ppl then came for me

[compact pagoda]

To be fair hes just making use a glitch from rockstar!!

[true bough]

Ye R* bout to glitch his balance to $0

Idk what they do about it tho but I'm reporting anyway

[compact pagoda]

noooo

[obtuse gale]

You still in the session with him rn??

[true bough]

Naw I left

[obtuse gale]

Dam

Nvm

[true bough]

lol, you had some plans

[obtuse gale]

I was potentially gnna session snipe and join u

Well not rlly for him

[true bough]

[subtle elbow]

Rockstar does not enforce GM glitches

I’ve never encountered a single soul who had any negative action taken on their account for anything other than text/voice chat or money/RP exploits

And I used to abuse tf out of this game in all sorts of ways, never lost an account over anything other than money lol

[true bough]

Nah I know but it was just the princable, they even told me to just report in game lol

[bold coral]

Like something will happen anyways 😂

[true bough]

[compact pagoda]

Boosted accounts probably, also level 2k is doable legit

I’d probably be level 2100+ now if i didnt make new characters

[bronze tiger]

Anti cheat stops cheating, not ranks

[languid cloak]

We are waiting for you to show us the cheaters...

[bronze tiger]

You could choose to have fun on gta

[languid cloak]

ok, bye. 🤣

[bronze tiger]

Same

[nimble yew]

His songs still leaked and he STILL payed me.

What a nice man Dr Dre

[verbal flicker]

Which mission?

[nimble yew]

But I still don't listen to your music.

Agency finale

[vast nest]

this makes me happy

[rocky vigil]

Payy day

[nimble yew]

^That it is

[modern saddle]

@crystal kraken

[thin kernel]

How many cars in a single nightclub garage?

I need to know

I wanna buy a lot of Mini Cooper

Cuz I like Mr Bean

[olive nebula]

31

[high verge]

Seems like a normal thing

[prisma turtle]

how do you manage to do this

[obtuse gale]

Drive it into there

Afaik, its just a straight into there

[high verge]

Yep its a straight in just gotta drag against the bottom to pass under bridges

[prisma turtle]

when i tried it my kosatka was standing upright

[high verge]

I launched mine up chilliad once

[celest valve]

I miss flying kosantaknata

[prisma turtle]

https://medal.tv/games/gta-v/clips/liPZVudjlviW2pdF-?invite=cr-MSxHc1osMzMzNDg2OTcy&v=11

am i supposed to help him

[bitter sun]

How to jump easy with Vigilante to the Yacht at the Series A setup Coke

https://youtu.be/lUmS3-zjg7s

[subtle elbow]

This guy vehemently insists he is not using godmode btw

[compact pagoda]

He’s not stop using nerf bullets

[knotty pulsar]

Clearly he just has a better gaming chair than you. So quick to accuse godmode smh

[grim mantle]

cayo is amazing

2 hours for 698k (because setup cost)

ridiculous

not even worth it anymore

[bold coral]

20 minutes for a cayo 💔

[grim mantle]

2nd one

not my fault idk what i’m doing

[knotty pulsar]

Just reset till you get pink diamond and replay glitch it

Doing cayo legit is not it

[grim mantle]

how much is pink diamond

[knotty pulsar]

Like 1.43m on hard mode

1.3 on regular

[grim mantle]

doesn’t even let me pick a mode

why does it say potential take from cayo is 4M+ when the best item gives 1.43m tho

[knotty pulsar]

Hard mode you get if you restart the heist within like 50mins or something of getting the message that you can start setup again

[grim mantle]

oh

[knotty pulsar]

And thats cos it adds the value of every secondary you have on the map I’m pretty sure I might be wrong tho

[grim mantle]

😭 you can’t even take every secondary

[olive nebula]

It just counts the secondary loot you've scope out

[grim mantle]

oh

[hard kelp]

Looks like cheating to me. I didn’t see any health increase in the split time between the first and second hit

[nimble yew]

Attempting to do an Agency mission as a First Person shooter

[prisma turtle]

the sounds remind me of enlisted

[nimble yew]

R* tried

but first person mode is too tanky to use XD

[subtle elbow]

Welcome to the current state of GTAO, where every lobby has at least one person in gm

He also instinctively tried to EWO with a sticky bomb, can see it detonate next to him but not kill or ragdoll him

[burnt salmon]

a lot less than what legacy had back in the day with modders going crazy everywhere

[subtle elbow]

Dude this was on console, ps5 😂

It takes 2min to hit a GM glitch, and the D5 is still bulletproof by default

[burnt salmon]

oh that's interesting, modding on console

[subtle elbow]

Oh and the jet in my clip was also gm, confirmed it later on when I went after him with savage

[subtle elbow]

Not modding, just glitches. No way to have a menu or external scripts on PS5/XBXS currently, if there was then it would be a million dollar secret

[burnt salmon]

sounds about right

[hard kelp]

Habit

[bold coral]

They are planning a heist

[obtuse gale]

Who tf are the 3 on the right

NPCs need screen time

[bold coral]

Uhh idk 😭

[subtle elbow]

Whenever I tell AI “generate an image of (3+) people” it usually gives me an image with between 3-9 people

It’s like it can’t handle the concept of more than two but less than 9

[shadow berry]

YESSS finally!!!

[prisma turtle]

i dont really like the car that much

[shadow berry]

im just happy i won a car through the wheel after so long

LEVEL 10 WOOO

[deft canyon]

The first person shooting is so buns in this game

Feels like a shitty Unity game

[arctic gust]

1772 hrs enhanced

[devout blade]

i would have preferred a diff car since i already have the sj

well

dont look a gift horse in the mouth

[compact pagoda]

How many before?

Legacy

[vital echo]

How do I unstuck the scarab in fib brute force

[arctic gust]

Not sure but on new account i have 430 hours on legacy

[compact pagoda]

I have about 11k hours

Across everything

[arctic gust]

I might be having much more but these are new ones

Noone has more than me on enhanced

I can bet

[dusky timber]

might be a hot take but i don't feel like 4 trees and an olympic pool worth of water were worth this pic

[bold coral]

What 😭

[dusky timber]

the ai slop

[bold coral]

yes

[dusky timber]

as someone asked already, who tf are these on the right

[bold coral]

don't know i typed Lester and the main story characters planning a heist 🤷

[thin kernel]

Lmao, This guy is still here after I went afk to sleep

[bold coral]

Who, the bounty guy?

[thin kernel]

Yup, we the only two in session now

[digital grove]

Bro I hate this bug

Random npc gets aggro
And blows my FUCKING cover

[rocky vigil]

how rude

[lethal birch]

I play this game way to much

[compact pagoda]

Time to bring up my numbers

[carmine scarab]

lol 402h is new player hours

[digital grove]

Im blowing my brains out

[obtuse gale]

This is since I started on ps5 back in may so I would say its a bit low for me

My average time in a session now is just under 19 mins

[swift locust]

why is it when i finally glitched and got the dufflebag and saved it, why do i lose it when i join and i gotta re-equip it again and again? is there any one that sticks?

[knotty pulsar]

I think that just happens for all duffle bags. I got a fit with one and it does that too

[deft canyon]

And i won this...

I am hella lucky today

[wise tangle]

[obtuse gale]

No HDB

Im gnna take your money

As CEO of the Acid Lab

It is now mine

[prisma turtle]

im still waiting for mine

[wise tangle]

!lfg

[lethal birch]

WTF?

its not mine lmao i just came to my raiju saw it like this

i screenshot it from steam

[obtuse gale]

1. Send the screenshot to someone
2. Open PS App on your phone
3. Go to the person you sent the screenshot too
4. Download it on the bottom right after tapping on the Screenshot
5. Its saved on your gallery to show

For ps4, hold the options button down for a sexond

And on the top left it will show u took a ss

Or top right idk

[analog plaza]

Pure dumbass moments

[sick lion]

UFO spotting from the yacht

[minor eagle]

thanks to teto we got elite challenge

[grim mantle]

fuck this game man

[tawdry atlas]

blow yourself up it’ll spawn you far from the cops and just hide lmao

[obtuse gale]

For acid lab, this doesnt work

Ive tried

[tawdry atlas]

oh no i mean when you die it spawns you farther from them and they start searching so I just hide until they fuck off lol

[half dawn]

Before and after

[cerulean yacht]

rip f1s

[half dawn]

I think they look horrible on most cars

[thin peak]

After looks clean

[nimble yew]

I swear to god if that asshole from Vinewood got his monkey stolen again

[sick lion]

Ngl I like before more

[knotty pulsar]

Respect f1s goofy as fuck

[nimble yew]

Not sure where else to drive cars into the ocean besides the peir and the docks.

[nimble yew]

OH MY GOD I GET TO PLAY AS FRANKLIN?

without his special ability?

[hazy hull]

This is the soundtrack from Halloween Adversary Modes, extracted from game files, if anybody is interested.

[plain glade]

Well. This was unexpected.

I feel ever so slightly pointed at by that "doctor".

[golden berry]

That you took 12 screenshot of his notes

[rough pond]

🤳 👽

[upper moat]

You're playing short trip, aren't you?

[opaque tartan]

Reminds me of the story mode UFO, same UFO, same area

[prisma turtle]

https://medal.tv/games/gta-v/clips/ljDsiZC1tZzX8cZZ5?invite=cr-MSwxWFgsMzMzNDg2OTcy&v=8

i just wanted to see the car..

[grim mantle]

fucking thing made me jump

[solemn pewter]

I thought the whole Cheating thing was solved in the enhanced version of GTA 5

cause me and the whole lobby in gta online was somehow killed with explosives

[dusky timber]

that's a big misconception ngl

[spare lake]

Why can’t I send clips

It won’t let open my photos

[dusky timber]

need level 5 in the server

[spare lake]

Bruh lmao

[obtuse gale]

[thin peak]

This car probably went though and seen some shit

[shadow scroll]

fatty

[high verge]

Can someone please explain how i lost

[atomic atlas]

you didnt have enough plot armour

[high verge]

Apparently

[golden berry]

why did you push him, loser

[frail oasis]

Why the emp launcher is a great weapon to have 😎

[wicked ginkgo]

Guys did I clock this grieffer

[obtuse gale]

I mean tbh if he did exactly what he said, I wouldnt be this inclined to try and annoy him

Yeah maybe he shouldnt of killed you but if he stopped once you said stop, hes chill a little bit in my books

[wicked ginkgo]

They can’t incorporate the special ability because it slows everything down and that wouldn’t work because there are other players this is why dead eye in RDRO is at normal speed

[wicked ginkgo]

His friend continued to kill me but he didn’t respond to my message

[warped swallow]

dr house?

[obtuse gale]

Map blips only user spotted

I need to be able to see the roads on my mini map

[warped swallow]

I made my mini map blank.

[prisma turtle]

gg

https://medal.tv/games/gta-v/clips/ljRJrX9ZxHw4umwTL?invite=cr-MSxaNm0sMzMzNDg2OTcy&v=18 i really tried fighting him

[pallid quest]

I found a niko bellic easter egg on gta online

[prisma turtle]

casual

[celest valve]

lol I’d just orb them

[brittle osprey]

Man, a free gun sounds like a hell of a steal, and its a long retirement ontop of a short career??

[celest valve]

Yes. You get a long retirement in heaven/hell and a short career bc I will kill all the cops

Besides I offer a free tank to my new employees, fuck a free gun

[brittle osprey]

tempting offer

How does the career look, can you equal up the retirement plan too

[celest valve]

Yes I can assure that the only way you will die is of old age, and I can assure that you will never get in trouble with the cops to the point it will hold up legally

Also you get a free condo in eclipse boulevard bc I own the entire building

[brittle osprey]

Tempting, tempting, Ill have to get back to you on this offer

I need a place to store my 20 rapid gt classics anyhow

[elfin hill]

Baby numbers

1.2k on my Xbox. Same account also

[obtuse gale]

I now have 644

[lost depot]

bro just explodes everyone

[fluid skiff]

ALMOST perfect.

[high verge]

Wonder if dax will ever pay mutt back

[thin kernel]

What do y'all consider the fastest time in doing this?

[covert idol]

Like 1 sec for 1 hack

[thin kernel]

Tf

[obtuse gale]

0 seconds as I dont do it

[high verge]

I do it in about 4 seconds each round

[nimble yew]

Moron bot

[thin kernel]

Looking

Looking for

[nimble yew]

You got time out'd

I know you did

[prime vine]

Had to put my boy frank inna scrammy

[nimble yew]

This bot is dumb as fuck

[thin kernel]

So sad

[nimble yew]

Officer, are you searching for a plane crash?

"Searching" is the word to use

[thin kernel]

Searching for something?

yep

[prime vine]

Why do they rarely do this weather

[nimble yew]

My jacket rn-

[prime vine]

Does the cayo glitch still work?

[nimble yew]

which one should I put on XD

[prime vine]

Quit online some months ago

[nimble yew]

Idk I don't grind Cayo.

[olive nebula]

Snowing while it's 77°C top screen

[nimble yew]

I find it annoying.

[olive nebula]

[nimble yew]

GTA was never really a stealth game XD

[prime vine]

[nimble yew]

Oh shit I unlocked something

One of Lamar's shirts I assume?

[thin kernel]

Does event cargo give more than just regular cargo in business battles or something?

[nimble yew]

uhhhhhhhh...

Not sure...

[prime vine]

[nimble yew]

800 grand?

Whatd you do?

[thin kernel]

Steal

[prime vine]

Been grinding lil bro

[thin kernel]

or acid lab

Dayum

[prime vine]

Acid

Easiest if u ask me

[thin kernel]

Yep

[prime vine]

Nah I’m bullshittin that’s story mode

[thin kernel]

bruh

[prime vine]

I’m playin around;d on my jailbroken p4

[nimble yew]

GIVE ME MY MONEY

[spice vale]

how do i get this tee

[thin kernel]

That's possible?

[thin kernel]

ouch

[prime vine]

Yea it’s possible to play online

But on a private server I believe

It’s free tho

[thin kernel]

Teach me them ways, oh Mighty One

[prime vine]

I gotchu

[thin kernel]

Wait no I was joking

[prime vine]

[thin kernel]

I already enjoy GTAO

[prime vine]

Type shi, I only do it cause story mode is nostalgic

Now I can fly across the map in scramjets lmaoo

[thin kernel]

Even tho there's only little fun for me to have anymore

[thin kernel]

Lmao

[prime vine]

I only enjoyed the heists with friends

[thin kernel]

So vehicles in online can be in story mode?

[prime vine]

And they’ve been busy with life for the past like 6-8 months

[thin kernel]

Damn

I don't have any partners which is my problem

[nimble yew]

Did a replay of the story and I left all the Strangers and freaks

[prime vine]

Got a night shark on 1 page

[nimble yew]

feel like I should go back and do all the activities

[prime vine]

Next page

Lmaoooo

[nimble yew]

Mike is dissapointed.

[thin kernel]

Lmao

[prime vine]

Best weather tho

[nimble yew]

Oh my god perfect GTA VI feature

the characters react when cars spawn out of nowhere and they end up in the driver seat

[prime vine]

This from 4?

Bruhhh, I haven’t played it in so long that I don’t even remember

[nimble yew]

No, IV is 4

VI is 6

[prime vine]

Ohhh ok gotchu

[nimble yew]

perfect "cheating" detection XD

[prime vine]

But if u happen to have an old ps4 u don’t play anymore u should jailbreak

[nimble yew]

No, I've got a PC.

[prime vine]

Oh, didn’t peep the icon by ur name

Ohh shit u can mod anytime u want basically lmao

[nimble yew]

If I wanted to cheat in a GTA game I can just install it XD

Besides online

[prime vine]

U play rp?

[nimble yew]

Ew no

Those people disgust me

[prime vine]

Coming from a pc player is wild ngl them yo people

[thin kernel]

Cool

[nimble yew]

The people who freak out if I hold down the key to accelerate?

Instead of tapping it to obey the speedlimits of LS?

[thin peak]

tbh i used to rp 3 or 4 years ago but not anymore because it's a toxic community

[nimble yew]

What idiot wants to work a 9-5 after working a 9-5?

[prime vine]

Oh dear that’s pretty wild

I take back my previous remarks

[nimble yew]

Just... Riveting gameplay.

[thin peak]

wee woo wee wee woo "pulled over for smoking your tires"

[nimble yew]

Bullshit

"erm exctchuse me"

"gta driving ish noht allowed here snort"

"you need to drive more safely and ON the road"

"also stealing cars is illeagle, youre gonna have to stop."

[primal arch]

Why cant i post videos lol

[nimble yew]

level up

[high verge]

So does anyone else take a screenshot to do the hack?

[prime vine]

Anyone play infamous?

[thin kernel]

Why not just get the lvl 2 security pass...

[high verge]

I dont have an arcade yet so its not up to me

[thin kernel]

Oh

I thought you were the host

[high verge]

I went kosatka over arcade

Kosatka and agency

[bitter sun]

watch your garderobe, looks like R* has delivered the Halloween outfit collection, for the challenges.

[nimble yew]

didn't photo it in time but shit I got it XD

Haunted Car dead

[rare mantle]

whats the haunted car event about?

[thin peak]

it tries to kill you

[rare mantle]

ooh alr

[thin peak]

by running you over

[rare mantle]

and you just kinda.... destroy it or something?

[young cape]

uhm everyone

[nimble yew]

It's one giant reference to some movie from the 70's

[rare mantle]

oooooooh

thats really cool

[nimble yew]

Yeah too bad the movie's not too great

[rare mantle]

oh yes, "The Car"

[nimble yew]

Mid 70s movie that ends with an over the top, budget explosion

[atomic atlas]

is my video stuttering or the game actually stuttered causing that death?

seems like the stutter was in the game from what i see

[hazy hull]

no the game didn't stutter, it was butter-smooth at 150 FPS

[obtuse gale]

Taking its time

Its criminal how easy and fast you can sell acid

I love to expand my map if you couldn't tell

[celest valve]

perhaps I will not leave my aircraft parked outside.

[cerulean yacht]

how do i get this van

[fringe mesa]

Its an arena war reward

[bronze tiger]

atp there's no reason not to get the best keycard

[slender zenith]

You have to reach Arena War sponsorship tier 75 to unlock the Clown Van 🤡

[fringe mesa]

I had it but when I moved to enchanted it disappeared

Sad times

[slender zenith]

Have you tried contacting Rockstar Games support by submitting a web ticket?

[cerulean yacht]

so never

[slender zenith]

Well I got it in about one to two weeks by spinning the arena wheel for hours every day in the spectator box

[cerulean yacht]

hours for weeks is crazyy

[harsh violet]

A missed opportunity to have in GTA Online radio...needs this energy in the mix

[high verge]

No

A million times no

[high verge]

I have a reason
Im dont have an arcade so i cant host it

[harsh violet]

You just don't like the energy

[high verge]

Your right i hate disney

[limpid cargo]

the luck is crazy

[undone walrus]

what car is that?

[rare mantle]

i could be wrong but i believe thats the Schafter

[void marten]

I believe Ashley she seems credible

[dusky timber]

it's in your right to hate disney

[obtuse gale]

Idk where is the luck here

[vivid fulcrum]

I have a better question

#gta-news message
oh nvm

[obtuse gale]

[compact pagoda]

noob

[vivid fulcrum]

hi

[compact pagoda]

hi

[vivid fulcrum]

ypr

[compact pagoda]

Genos

[tepid girder]

how to get the outfit

[upper gulch]

rate my cars ?/10 im bad at customizing but still

[burnt salmon]

anime waifu cars ftw

[slender zenith]

You have to complete the first three weekly challenges in October

[slender zenith]

You think that's crazy? I grinded Arena War for six months to unlock the Space Docker

[hazy hull]

if you get attacked by a particular slasher you get their outfit?

[bold coral]

For a car bro

in a game 💔

[slender zenith]

No

[slender zenith]

@hazy hull

[slender zenith]

If you missed the previous two weeks then it's too late to unlock the outfit

[slender zenith]

I love my Space Docker 👽🤷🏽‍♂️

[upper gulch]

Rate please

[hazy hull]

I got the clown outfit, I just didn't know how

[drifting sage]

0/10. I don't like any of them

[celest valve]

If you get attacked by a particular slasher and you kill them, you get their knife

Wait no

You get their revolver

[celest valve]

This slasher

#gta-online-mk2 message

[primal arch]

i like to jump

[real oak]

how did this guy get a blue body armor?

[tawdry atlas]

modded fit

prob thru a job

[obtuse gale]

Average fit in gtao

[thin kernel]

This cannot be worth it

[modern saddle]

its only worth if you buy it

[tawdry atlas]

it’s worth it if you wanna farm blackjack lmao

[hazy hull]

this one I know, it's part of the treasure hunt
but I'm talking about halloween slashers

[celest valve]

Oh idk about that..

[weary trail]

With all the wall decorations, I think it’s the most customizable property in the game

Media room is cool to have but entirely unnecessary if u wanna save some money, you will prob hardly ever go in there

[celest valve]

I’ve probably spent more on decorating my penthouse than I have spent on the actual property itself and my penthouse is maxed out

But tbh I would say that it’s worth it

Although I just don’t care about money in this game

[fluid skiff]

this is the 3rd time that i got this air steal mission and it is the 3rd time it bugged out

[celest valve]

Uhhh I guess I have a pet now?..

[tawdry atlas]

i was wondering where my dog went

[celest valve]

My doggo now

It will live the life of pure luxury, flying around in modded solid gold jets and luxury cars

[tawdry atlas]

yeah and it’s gonna piss and shit all over your penthouse

ungrateful pos

[celest valve]

I have had dogs IRL I am well aware of how ungrateful they are

Besides I’ll just call in the cleaners lmao

[tawdry atlas]

well at least it’s not a cat 👏

[celest valve]

Don’t disrespect cats pls

I love my cat

And at least cleaning up cat piss and shit is a hella lot less smelly than cleaning up fresh dog shit and piss

[tawdry atlas]

u right

hence why people leave their dogs on chains

smh

[celest valve]

lol my dogs are too small for chains

Well.. dog now, anyways I don’t wanna get muted for off topic

[tawdry atlas]

@spark condor https://youtu.be/Uv6tX7fNwMQ?si=1o_-dHMAWWU7WgPP

try this

[spark condor]

just watched it . still got caught lol

[tawdry atlas]

shit idk lmao i think i just got lucky asf

one in a million

[spark condor]

the NPCs have aimbot

[tawdry atlas]

tbh the car isn’t even worth the time it’s fast and has imani tech but I don’t even use it

i just finished the mission so ms baker stopped blowing my phone up

[modern saddle]

which one is it

[spark condor]

i have virtue

but i only use mk 2

[modern saddle]

smart choice

[spark condor]

aight imma do that mission with randoms wish me luck

[tawdry atlas]

uhhh paragon R i think

[spark condor]

wtf i got kicked from online for inviting randoms

how tf

[modern saddle]

that sucks

[tawdry atlas]

it’s ugly tbh

wannabe rolls royce

comes w miniguns tho 🤷🏽

[elfin arrow]

nah

paragon is a great looking car

not the armored one though

[tawdry atlas]

there’s like no modification options tbh

[elfin arrow]

that's just not true

[tawdry atlas]

at least not on the armored one

js bumpers and hoods

[elfin arrow]

and skirts, spoilers, grilles, hoods

[tawdry atlas]

the skirts stay the same just changes from primary secondary or carbon and the spoilers are ugly asf on it

same goes w the grilles

it’s fast tho i’ll give it that at least

[elfin arrow]

i mean i can agree most of the customization isn't great but you can make a race build work

[tawdry atlas]

the liveries are alright too

[spark condor]

@elfin arrow can u help me out with that last mission?

[elfin arrow]

what

[tawdry atlas]

cashing out w ms baker

[spark condor]

ms baker last mission

[elfin arrow]

cashing out is dummy easy

[tawdry atlas]

capppppp😭

[spark condor]

bro i tried 15 times still get caught

[tawdry atlas]

try going loud

[elfin arrow]

https://youtu.be/aqVxTN91Yp8

[tawdry atlas]

use a kuruma

[elfin arrow]

i've even made a video on it

[spark condor]

help me out instead 🙏

[elfin arrow]

watch the video

[tawdry atlas]

rush with a kuruma bruh

i didn’t even think of that i wasted 2 hours on it for the stealth achievement

[spark condor]

i dont got a kuruma

[tawdry atlas]

what level are you

[elfin arrow]

1658 now

[spark condor]

86

[tawdry atlas]

86 and you don’t have an armored kuruma 😭

[spark condor]

i have supercars

[tawdry atlas]

that’s like 85% of gtao players first purchase

[spark condor]

banshee gts

[elfin arrow]

wow very good investment

[spark condor]

aight lemme buy

[tawdry atlas]

it’s 500k

[spark condor]

698k

525k if you have done finale of fleeca job

fk ii bought for 698 k

[tawdry atlas]

just don’t use it in pvp its ass

[spark condor]

does it have bp glass pre installed?

[spark condor]

celex?

[tawdry atlas]

yeah

just hope you bought the armored one and not the sport one cuz that shits useless

[spark condor]

kuruma aint gonna work the helicopter is droping rpg ☠️