gta-media

[quaint agate]

24

[ancient igloo]

I knew it

[scenic totem]

I will never understand that statement

[hallow sorrel]

i pulled a random amount of chips out the casino and my money ended up like this lol

[nimble yew]

Kiki what the hell

[regal violet]

Taser kills them anyways

[umbral wren]

tru

[regal violet]

which i really hate

i wish it didn’t do that

[umbral wren]

It only doesn't do that for script (bounty) missions

Which is stoopid

[shadow scroll]

wow. i got 4 million dollars for asking why i don't have the benefits for the criminal enterprise starter pack dlc..

[deft canyon]

Came looking for copper, found platinum

[amber wolf]

You made it look dusty

[snow mortar]

I've gotten stuff like this in the past. I've gotten a total of $15 Million and an unreleased outfit directly from them

[elfin arrow]

it's so funny how rockstar support is just the "i'm gonna pay you $100 to fuck off" meme in action

[snow mortar]

Literally, they gave me one of the unreleased police uniforms 2 days ago.

(Even though it's the same as the current one just with a buttoned collar and tie)

[amber wolf]

Does this one work?

[hearty meadow]

I hope rockstar refunds all costs of my toreador…. Still this issue

[native nacelle]

So turns out I'm extremely good at poker

[nimble yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/820177748743028818/1232100552675037194/michaelgif.mp4?ex=68ca91cf&is=68c9404f&hm=f3c64cf5a84a68376297f57f71b860eb57279e6d8c8890dcda5eed250117a691&

[deft canyon]

Never seen a Toreador do this before

[hearty meadow]

I legit can’t drive the thing…. I’ve submitted a ticket

[bold coral]

They will say sorry and give money

😭

[hearty meadow]

How much? Fully upgraded cost?

[nimble yew]

1 Star and they don't shoot?

Well that explains why they always jump to 2 Stars instantly

[native nacelle]

If you stop at 1 star and let them approach they will make a legit arrest in single player

[nimble yew]

and here I thought Liberty City had the world's finest

[arctic gust]

https://youtube.com/shorts/LJ5HZYe52So?feature=share

[nimble yew]

whistle while you work

[umbral wren]

Bruda is helping paleto bay economy

[nimble yew]

When i doubt

take out the lost MC

don't do it

DON'T DO IT.

[wise tangle]

[vivid fulcrum]

You can get busted in gta5

[late sluice]

what level do I need to Upload media? I'd also like to share some clips

[arctic gust]

[cedar basalt]

imagine if we had this as a police vehicle in-game

[devout epoch]

I know it's not exactly a police vehicle, but that's like the Insurgent

[cedar basalt]

instead of this ugly slow ass mf

[devout epoch]

Basically IS the Insurgent

[cedar basalt]

yeah, if they made a police variant of the insurgent that would be AMAZINGGGG

I would be SO happy

[gentle matrix]

wtf is that thing..

[cedar basalt]

the in-game swat vehicle... whoever approved of that being used instead of the actual LAPD swat vans is an idiot, respectfully

it is SO ugly, and way too slow to even realistically be used as a police vehicle

[umbral wren]

OG San Andreas hell yeah

[gentle matrix]

LSPD never learn their own mistakes

[lethal birch]

beautiful sky

[umbral wren]

[cedar basalt]

real swat vans have turrets/hatches on top and can actually keep up with suspects

[gentle matrix]

give me your muneh

[lethal birch]

make me

fool

[cedar basalt]

That doesn't look like police, that looks like military

I want me some emergency lighting
I wanna go wee woo through the city

[umbral wren]

It's a NOOSE APC tank

[cedar basalt]

Yeah but no emergency lightign

[umbral wren]

Best noose vehicle tho

[gentle matrix]

[umbral wren]

[cedar basalt]

and also one that is actually accurate to irl SWAT vehicles

[lethal birch]

this is the one from San andreas

[umbral wren]

Also exists in San Andreas

Instead of water cannon WE GET LIVE ammunition cannon

[gentle matrix]

OH GREAT HEAVENS

[umbral wren]

[gentle matrix]

when san addreas has better military cars then gta 5 bc is just copy and paste

[umbral wren]

LS crime rate📉

[umbral wren]

it feels a let down also i thought for a military base MP's would exist in gta universe

guess not

[lethal birch]

BALLIN

[dense meadow]

does anyone know what car is this

[paper minnow]

överflöd entity mt

[warm pasture]

it's the prize ride right now

[dense meadow]

thank you

[dense meadow]

i dont have the casino thing

[warm pasture]

the car meet prize ride i mean

[dense meadow]

ohhhh

[warm pasture]

you just have to be top 4 in one hsw race for it iirc

[dense meadow]

ohhhhhh

[warm pasture]

the casino one is typically referred to as the podium car

[dense meadow]

o my bad i didnt know

[warm pasture]

all good, the car meet criteria changes every week but it's really easy this time

[modern saddle]

what livery is that

[umbral wren]

It's a GTA IV TBOGT

APC tank for NOOSE

[modern saddle]

oh i thought it was 5

[regal violet]

Took down that thug

He had a gun

[wise tangle]

Cap

[nimble yew]

Gg, Luis.

[prime vine]

This grind wasn’t easy😤 (dont mind that stuff on the left)

[rare yacht]

does anyone know where to get this top from

[dense meadow]

i cant find it in the website for some reason

its the entity mt?

[ancient igloo]

2 door filter on Legendary

[dense meadow]

yeah found it, thanks

[ancient igloo]

Np

[opaque tartan]

Tell me you haven't done the Lester assassinations yet

[dusky timber]

npc said "nope"

you weren't meant to enter the highway

[prime vine]

Nah

[pearl sigil]

I blew him up the second I saw him and left the cash

[obsidian sparrow]

lmaoooooo

[hallow sorrel]

high rolled outfit unlocked

took roughly 2 hours on the oppressor

[feral dagger]

Paint job

[dusky timber]

fresh coat of paint looks good

[feral dagger]

rate my parking

[olive nebula]

Sir you can't park here

[hallow sorrel]

ive been trying to make an outfit with the high rolled fit this is the best i came up with (uses the undertaker hat)

i cant find a good mask for this fit but this is the best i got

[wise tangle]

@hollow siren

[hollow siren]

This cannot be real nahh this ain't fair

[dusky timber]

could've forwarde him to #1344878308210507856

[wise tangle]

I actually got the pink diamond, but I’m still using it for B2B, not always

[hollow siren]

How many tries did it take u

[wise tangle]

Infinity

[compact pagoda]

😎

Why didnt you blow them up in the first place
considering you almost died

[fallow pivot]

lol i didn’t think of that till after

[vast nest]

anybody know what vest and shirt this guy is wearing?

[compact pagoda]

Is this an outfit showcase vid

Or why is he showing gloves

[vast nest]

no its just an image i found on reddit

[brittle osprey]

https://wiki.rage.mp/wiki/File:Clothing_M_9_16.jpg

this one probably, with color ID 1 (black)

[vast nest]

and the shirt?

[compact pagoda]

Turtleneck in the sweater section

[vast nest]

thank you guys ive been struggling to find a top with long sleves that works with vests

[compact pagoda]

@night crag

[night crag]

ah yeah that is very helpful thank you

[half dawn]

I ❤️ GAMBLING

[compact pagoda]

[obtuse gale]

@pastel timber

[pastel timber]

damn, nice!

who tf jus said cap?!!?😂

nice car though I might buy it later

[rustic scarab]

Anyone from Pakistan

[bold coral]

Yh

[real fjord]

did something funny with the prize ride

[elfin arrow]

yellow interior is choice

[vast nest]

this brings me joy

[faint kindle]

12 years ago today

[zenith iris]

ive made the exact same

[amber wolf]

Siuuuuuuuu

[dusky timber]

i was under the impression that anniversary means divisible by 5

[obtuse gale]

W spot

[amber wolf]

I'm not sure it's a helicopter

[brittle osprey]

Meh, helicopter enough, flies up and down and can take off

[arctic gust]

And can fly backwards

[bold coral]

Who created this?

[faint kindle]

u/PsychologicalHat190

[bold coral]

Who this 😆

[deft canyon]

Very informative, rockstar

[fluid skiff]

look at this fucking idiot

cant even kill myself

[real fjord]

mid

[obtuse gale]

[real fjord]

[faint kindle]

another one, lets go!

[faint kindle]

now do the titan!

[nimble yew]

Uploaded via Reddit

The bridge to Algonquin is always the worst

[real fjord]

bet

[regal timber]

Finally, humane labs is over, all old heists completed!

[elfin arrow]

now get all awards

[amber wolf]

I already have it it's been 3 cars in a row ;-;

[regal timber]

Yeah, kinda hard with randoms, but I've found my team now fortunately, so it's very possible

[covert idol]

I've somehow got pac elite wiith randoms.

[elfin arrow]

but do you have prison break elite locked in first person?

[regal timber]

I can't, no matter how much time I tell them to lemme clear up first, or not to rush, they simply don't listen apart from negating the fact that it was their fault

[covert idol]

You kinda have to rush for elite

[regal timber]

Not in a way that you simply ignore that there is a whole
battalion infront of you and you just rush straight in, most of the time its a matter of seconds with clean heads which require efficiency and patience

[covert idol]

PB 1st person elite should be easy with vehicle hood camera 🧀 for pilot

[arctic gust]

Fooled him

[true bough]

Just noticed today marks 12 years since GTA V release Here is a pic I took 5am release day at Walmart

[umbral wren]

[vivid fulcrum]

Unc

[true bough]

[true bough]

at least im not a bean

[amber wolf]

Wow language! >:[

[true bough]

[rugged willow]

Why i can't post vidéo ?

[runic garden]

When solving mysteries isn't enough to pay the bills

[vivid fulcrum]

[brittle osprey]

{?} amount of fps apparently, and no rendering

[runic garden]

Either in old gen console or low performance pc ( most likely )

Like it isn't that bad when playing heists on old console so i dunno

[regal timber]

How's the collection?

[regal timber]

Low textures prolly due to low vram and no ambient occulsion, that's clearly visible, very low post processing

[vivid fulcrum]

I thought they pulled the guns out of the paper bag

[runic garden]

They are cartoon characters so its no surprise if they did

[cyan crag]

Zoinks scoobs

[regal timber]

How does my character look tbh

[compact pagoda]

Gud

[harsh violet]

Why Daphne take 8 moon cycles to put on a ragged mask...

[nimble yew]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/2w5rN7EABgbmKVLHgVT-HeOgdVgW6THYaERuQ8wdac8/https/www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DOtMp2UkZcj/

Steven!

[nimble yew]

00:00.001

[nimble yew]

when the guy who wants a cop chase honks his horn you go on a chase

Also chrome wheels do actually mean chrome and not gray

[fallow turtle]

lonely

[patent pelican]

Do what you will with this screenshot

[umbral wren]

what the fuck is this what boredom before gta6 does to people

[olive nebula]

Wait until you see me fly around my Penthouse with a mk2

[umbral wren]

The true unemployed Valkyrie has showed up

[olive nebula]

I would genuinely become a Discord mod if I'm unemployed

[patent pelican]

Do u think huntryx would like gta

[umbral wren]

Mira definitely would

[dusky timber]

[umbral wren]

Can i get a hmmge

[dusky timber]

perhaps

[umbral wren]

[dusky timber]

someone needs to post the wide joe without the middle one

[olive nebula]

Never let oreo use emojis.

[olive nebula]

@dusky timber

[dusky timber]

[olive nebula]

There's work for you in #gta-online

[dusky timber]

where

[warped swallow]

Random dude pulled out a gun on me. I shot him 2 times, when he was lying he wanted to shoot again so I shot his head, I didn't expect people to carry guns in vinewood hill. Bro lying dead so realisticly 😭

[fallow oak]

Guys i bought an oppressor mk 2 yesterday and i installed homing missiles today

[fallow oak]

I also won the podium car

[warped swallow]

Congratulations

[fallow oak]

Thanks

Now I will destroy everyone in a public lobby

[wise tangle]

Be careful, you might get bad sport

[fallow pivot]

if i go in again it’ll be 8 months so i activate ceo work before i start griefing

[arctic gust]

I am always in bad sport.i get to see modders all the time

[regal timber]

Pretty much lol, but what to do 🙁

[umbral wren]

[arctic gust]

https://youtu.be/L9x9xWLR21Y

[celest valve]

Are you outside of a convenience store

If you are then there is an NPC that is secretly armed and will shoot you if you try to rob the store

[warped swallow]

That explains it.

I was outside of one, but not close.

[celest valve]

Yea or if you have a gun equipped in your hand they will get angry and shoot you even if you aren’t using it

[haughty garden]

how to get this tatto

[obtuse gale]

No comment on your character

I have a neck tattoo of a fish

And thats it

[eager moat]

🤩

[junior fulcrum]

crying

[obtuse gale]

Transient...

[umbral wren]

Helo transient

[junior fulcrum]

yellow

[eager moat]

😂

[umbral wren]

Whatchu up to

[junior fulcrum]

checking the server

[eager moat]

Had me geeking when I saw it

[obtuse gale]

Fair

[junior fulcrum]

laying in bed thinking about music and going to the arcade on Saturday

[eager moat]

I needa grow up 😂

[umbral wren]

Whatchu gonna play at the arcade

[junior fulcrum]

MaiMai

and chunithm

[umbral wren]

Have fun

[junior fulcrum]

ty

[compact pagoda]

What is OF Tractor

Onlyfans?

[obtuse gale]

Ohhh it's "Owner of Tractor"

[compact pagoda]

Onlyfans

[bold coral]

⭕

[flint grail]

"isn't that crazy !!!""

[astral wharf]

Dang 266 millions, also is that a personal vehicle? Where to get if thats the case lol

[paper minnow]

its a pegasus vehicle that you unlock at arena war level 1000

actually, Sponsorship Tier 1000

[flint grail]

"Thank u for the information sir"

I didn't know that fr

[astral wharf]

Dang 1000, Ho Lee Fu k sum ting wong 🤣

I havnt even played that yet

I just bought the cars and be over with it lol

[rough pond]

why copying my nickname

[haughty garden]

simple cuz i own it now xd

ppl ignore my question and focus on tractor

[rough pond]

how much did you grind for tronktor

i mean time

[daring flicker]

awesome tractor

bit rusty but itll do

[haughty garden]

10 second

[faint kindle]

not bad

[inland flower]

I think it should be on players and not npcs

could be wrong

[haughty garden]

That wat I thought too, when tattoo didn't unlocked

[nimble yew]

Are these?
Daily or weekly

Are they like the chop shop or they update every week

[faint kindle]

x4 for GTA+ this week

[nimble yew]

That's great but are they new targets every week

[faint kindle]

everyday

[nimble yew]

Associates or do I solo run this

[faint kindle]

solo, easy

[nimble yew]

Great when I recover my money im investing

Or maybe I should buy that super yet instead

[obtuse gale]

You can do the blue targets every 48 minutes as they add 3 more if you complete then all, the red one is a daily thing

[fallow oak]

Can someone provide me the yt links of Dr. Dre Setups

[heavy otter]

I'm aiming to do my Bail Office career progress this week

[faint kindle]

I only need the safe to 1m to complete tier 4

[heavy otter]

I need about to make 2m still, but this week it should be easy. And because I have mine on Palety Bay It's not that fun to do these

But after this week I probably don't have to do these anymore ever if I don't feel like it

[faint kindle]

Yea, I'm only doing the daily one, can't say no to an easy 500k

[opaque zenith]

[royal pagoda]

Septuple kill

[heavy otter]

Most satisfying orb shot fr

[old spruce]

Does anyone know what jacket this is - if we have a playable version, that is. I want to change up my biker fit.

[compact pagoda]

I regret to inform you that we don't have this, if we do then it's in biker jackets or sports jackets

[old spruce]

Yeah I get the feeling it's an NPC-only one. All of ours seem to be closed, which means it ignores whatever top you're wearing when opened and switches to the default tank top. No graphic tees for meeee

[compact pagoda]

Oh we can do open jackets

[nimble yew]

Cya Johnny

[lyric crater]

JOHNYYY NOOO

[lunar cargo]

Weird that she cried

What a fucked up relationship these people are getting themselves into

[rugged willow]

Hi

[restive current]

My fellow plane crazy players will understand

[shadow scroll]

i like how fsr is just broken on enhanced

[compact pagoda]

Whats that

[cyan crag]

I hate how little gloompys enhanced has

Makes the game unplayable

[molten current]

Im in the middle of it I have 1 person left to catch and a whole bunch of money i need to make

[opaque zenith]

Deserved for cargo griefing

[analog portal]

Can anyone guess which mission this is?

[analog portal]

That's not my photo lol

This is the whole image

[flint grail]

Are u form 🇿🇦

[primal haven]

Simeon related

[analog portal]

Ghana

[analog portal]

It's offline

I think

[primal haven]

Yeah it’s a mission for Simeon

[flint grail]

Nicee

[primal haven]

He’s outside of Simeon’s store

[analog portal]

Most people here who play GTA, play story mode

[analog portal]

Yep, looked kinda familiar

[flint grail]

I was about to say story mode

[analog portal]

Mhmm

[flint grail]

Mhmm

[analog portal]

Because gta online is subscription

[analog portal]

On console

And consoles are more common

[flint grail]

What else do they play

[analog portal]

The one on the right

[flint grail]

And..

[analog portal]

Mostly football games

Fc25

Or 26

[flint grail]

WWE?

2k 25

[analog portal]

Well, I haven't seen any on console yet but they do play on mobile

And football. Lots of football

Sometimes COD local multiplayer

With split-screen

[flint grail]

Cool

[analog portal]

I play on my 11 year old laptop

Specs in my bio

15 fps in gta online

[analog portal]

But I still have fun

[flint grail]

15 fps damn

[analog portal]

15 -20

Mainland

[flint grail]

U should buy a new pc or a laptop

[analog portal]

20+ on the san andreas ocean

[analog portal]

I want to

The exchange rate here makes it difficult

[flint grail]

Ohh are u planning to move

[analog portal]

Nah, I can't

I'll just have to save up more

[flint grail]

Just keep working u will buy one

[analog portal]

By the way, is chat back on enhanced?

[analog portal]

Soon man, soon

Text chat

[flint grail]

Yeah enhanced version

[analog portal]

It's back?

[olive nebula]

It never arrived.

[analog portal]

Oh...

[flint grail]

U mean the game

Or..?

[analog portal]

Hmm, soon ™

[analog portal]

Yeah

[modern saddle]

jumped from 1 mine and landed on another

[tawny dagger]

Man I love spending money in stupid ways

[buoyant zinc]

but hey now you can say you can fill up them when your bored in gta

[warped swallow]

@obtuse gale Is this good for a level 86?

[obtuse gale]

Ig idk

Only ones that rlly matter are driving, shooting and flying imo

[warped swallow]

What does strenght do?

[obtuse gale]

You can punch ppl harder and probably faster, go up ladders a bit quicker and you take a little less damage to bullets but its barely noticeable

[warped swallow]

It just seems cool to have all the way filled

Worth it.

Any way I can punch people without them stupid cops?

[obtuse gale]

Bribe authorities

[warped swallow]

Do I get a six pack?

[tawny dagger]

Thats my plan

[keen ledge]

Is this a old picture?

[buoyant zinc]

no it from today

[keen ledge]

So what's the problem you have it

[buoyant zinc]

ill make a vid on my phone to show u

[keen ledge]

You said you weren't able to see your summer lspd outfit and I see it's there so I don't understand what's the problem now?

[buoyant zinc]

i saved it as outfot yesterday
now it not

[keen ledge]

Then save it again it's alright

[vast nest]

car is love
car is life

[warped swallow]

My vicodin.

[rough pond]

actually only matter is strength

[topaz trench]

VIRGO CLASSIC MENTIONED

[rough pond]

you can fall from higher roofs without damage so

[topaz trench]

it was obligatory for me to make one up like this as soon as the virgo classic released

[rough pond]

other stats can be boosted by itself

[vast nest]

unfortunately i am a newgen 🥀

[topaz trench]

god i wish the emperor looked more like the iv version tbf

i miss those white walls

[compact pagoda]

Bennys

[vast nest]

do you think my virgo would look better with the top as matte black to fit with the emperor

[fluid skiff]

wtf
what happend
it was full yesterday
i didnt sell it

dumb game

stole 1 mill from me

[celest spade]

Got raided most likely.

[fluid skiff]

but you can only get raided as a motorcycle club president no?

[vivid fulcrum]

No

CEO related businesses will get raided too

[fluid skiff]

that never happend to me before...

[celest spade]

If the raid is pending, it can happen as soon as you become ceo/mc.

[fluid skiff]

but it didnt.... there was no raid pending....

[celest spade]

If you resign, it might register as failed if you are unlucky.

[vivid fulcrum]

Bunker, cargo warehouse and nightclub

[celest spade]

Wasn’t it full?

[vivid fulcrum]

It will take longer time to trigger a bunker raid or nightclub raid though

[fluid skiff]

it was full when i closed the game and went to sleep

[celest spade]

Have you registered mc/ceo at any time?

[fluid skiff]

yes, when i opend the game today

[celest spade]

Yesterday?

[fluid skiff]

i did yesterday, but when i CLOSED the game and went to sleep it was still full

[celest spade]

Well, game thought your raid failed. That’s the idea i get.

I once got mc raid while ceo, so, shit happens.

Well, it happened as:

• I was mc
• Quit mc
• Registered ceo

I was probably so fast to do these but game still started mc raid. But when i got the mc business, raid was gone.

[fluid skiff]

yeah but it really confuses me cuz it went like this
check bunker
its full
too tired to sell
close game and go to sleep
wake up
go on as usual
open game again
its empty

[celest spade]

A leftover raid might have occured while you were closing game, and you never got the info.

You might try Rockstar support if you want.

[obtuse gale]

Probably ghost raid

[subtle elbow]

another one bites the dust

[random anchor]

perfectly normal racoon

[tawny dagger]

THIS GAME IS NOT REAL

TF IS UNC DOING

So it fixed itself, but I couldn't move. I killed myself and I got spawned in the middle of the city and still couldn't move

ALL THIS. Because of a bad animation.

The real developers are working on GTA 6 and it shows

[vagrant cedar]

i love the apc

[subtle elbow]

They should’ve used the actual black tie and not the “charcoal” one

[tawny dagger]

The cayo gods have blessed me

[onyx rampart]

dawg shoutouts to rockstar

i had a transaction error that made me miss out on $300k and they put me on fr

[wise tangle]

How many gold

[tawny dagger]

5

[wise tangle]

So good

[quaint agate]

seems legit

[lofty fulcrum]

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/job/gtav/NTXzkP1qrUaVgJjGssuXzg
@light halo

[uneven nebula]

Follow affmalyt on yt

Discord.gg/affmal for all jobs modded on all platforms Noose

Players

2 to 2

Platform

PS4

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[light halo]

im trying it rn

aint nobody joining

[jade meteor]

Don't shoot them only run past or smack them

[lofty fulcrum]

Ask a friend too

Or lfg

[light halo]

i just did with some random and got the outfit

Thanks btw

[vagrant cedar]

i don’t believe swat vans can go past 90 irl

[ivory hound]

this kinda looks cool with the armor

[frosty shuttle]

ok i learned how to actually get full quality

[snow mortar]

You can change the tie if you want

[snow mortar]

Use the black vest, it matches better

[queen radish]

That’s nice!

[nimble yew]

Luis

Why so serious

[bronze tiger]

the face of a person who is a frequent flyer

[regal timber]

FINALLY!!

[prisma tide]

For a game released in 2013, this game is fucking incredible

[wise tangle]

What happened

[obtuse gale]

Emerus in blue and silver seems natural for that car

[tawny dagger]

never noticed this detail, cops harrassing an homeless

[grave hill]

I do want the silver to be a bit shinier. Gotta take it into the shop at some point and see what I want on it

[flat latch]

gtao shines when people just do productive stuff and not sensless chaos.

[compact pagoda]

Correct

[compact pagoda]

Stunning

[stuck birch]

I think that GTAO shines best when doing Co-Op activities such as the varying Heists, Contracts/Robberies/etc as opposed to business grinding which is typically boring unless you're just in it to chill and voice chat with some buds.

[warped swallow]

Finally, the trip from Paleto Bay is going well! I just arrived at Galileo Observatory.

[zenith portal]

that particular account i keep in bad sport permanently

[zenith portal]

i keep it in there, i was just showing someone the account we were chatting about what levels our accounts are. that one is level 3.

[night meteor]

Gonna miss this guy in gta6

[bronze tiger]

case and point

[zenith portal]

that way i never have to worry about anawack being online or not i can always do what i need to as needed

[stuck crystal]

One of these

[viral ermine]

Thats my problem.

[nimble yew]

I don't see nothing

[nimble yew]

Okay...

[undone barn]

Rate Picture

[nimble yew]

Should use steam capture

To video it

I'm trying to 100% and this shit DOUBLES?

That's not fair

[graceful rock]

What does?

[nimble yew]

Ballad of gay tony much like lost and damned has a drug war going down across the city

Roll up to a checkpoint and you'll start one of them

It said there were 25

[lunar parcel]

Yur

[nimble yew]

I did all twenty five and it doubled to 50.

[graceful rock]

Oh, lol.

[nimble yew]

And then it occurred to me.Why the hell am I doing this

It's impossible for me to get any achievements.Because if I play the game through steam it crashes whenever I go to the red circled areas.

Those blue circles I can go to but the game takes forever to render and by the time I have to go it's fully rendered

This is one of the main reasons I have not played L.A Noire

I really want to but i'm afraid much like grand theft auto four it's just going to refuse to run unless I patch it myself

[subtle elbow]

Changes the pants and removes the duty belt, no?

[rare yacht]

my gta luck summed up in 2 pictures

cuz fml

[covert idol]

🔫

[snow mortar]

Nope, the outfit stays the same

[subtle elbow]

Neat. I noticed that the park ranger outfit gets screwed if you try changing the tie

Winter LSPD uniform is still bugged for me, weekly challenge hasn’t reset. Hopefully this is fixed soon but I’m not holding my breath.

[snow mortar]

Yeah I had the same issue, just waiting for R* to fix it so I can get my outfit

I sent them a ticket just so that I can let them know it happened to me for when they fix it

[pallid siren]

guys what do you think? since he asked. he pulled up in a sparrow behind me, turned towards me looking like he's attacking, I was selling product so I shot him. he says it's revenge when he followed me trying to kill me, and finally griefed my other product.

is second image readable?

[covert idol]

nobody is gonna read that shit

[paper minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1070830971835920424.webp?size=160&quality=lossless

[fallow oak]

Are these correct

and valid?

[covert idol]

yes

[fallow oak]

So even the blocks placement they picked remain the same

[covert idol]

that can be random during heist

[amber wolf]

0-6 xD

I'm rage baiting a mk2 griefers :>

;>

"I'm just better it's okey" >:]

Him "no you don't"
Me "I am, sorry ur bad"

Him "i'ma hop server"
Me "ragequit already?"

Him "u r hiding"
Me "just giving up a chance"

I keep send him some "I'm up" while sitting in casino and not being "up" ;>

[frosty shuttle]

i just kill them until they leave

[amber wolf]

I made him change sides

[obtuse gale]

[amber wolf]

It's too easy to rage bait on gta

[undone barn]

Im use nvidia

[snow mortar]

That dude cannot spell to save his life

[pallid siren]

that ain't matter 💀

I said because it looks low quality to me

[nimble yew]

The people you shoot and think nothing of

[obtuse gale]

I would say these are decent for a first timer

[ivory hound]

I always think about them 🌚

[undone barn]

And he stuck

[restive current]

Completely destroyed the console and my fingers, but I got my disc out of my broken PS4

[jade meteor]

Why the game blame me

[nimble yew]

Got 20,000 for that

If you like NEED money, go find one of Simeon's cars that he wants.

My concain security dude is totally not concerned im wearing the LSPD uniform

[nimble yew]

Lump in the back of the SUV? Deffinitely nothing to worry about

[dusky timber]

i would never

[subtle elbow]

Someone finally gets it. I had the worst time trying to explain this to border patrol 😤

[topaz trench]

@blazing harness this is what one of the construction locations looks like

[blazing harness]

is this already in the game

[topaz trench]

yeah

You can go find that

[blazing harness]

why does it look like that

[topaz trench]

because its just a teaser for now

[blazing harness]

the game in that image looks so dry and old

[topaz trench]

Like when they added a ton of construction stuff outside the casino before the update for it dropped

[blazing harness]

casino is old though right

[topaz trench]

yeah but the update totally redesigned the building

[blazing harness]

i never played gta until early 2024 i only watched content of it

[blazing harness]

oh gotchu

[topaz trench]

They put a bunch of props outside in the update before it to tease it

"Hey this is coming" yk

[blazing harness]

ohhh

i hope there will be like the hillside mansions near vinewood or whatever with the pools

[blazing harness]

real

[stuck crystal]

Just finished the Brute Force File mission! Which one should I do now?

Prob gonna do the Fine art file. That's 306k

[dusky timber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/755412864142934046/1341491783930220545/mm.gif

[flint grail]

.

[fierce wraith]

All done

[compact pagoda]

I’m just puzzled at how they’ll place it

Stilts?

Adding a big chunk of land for the mansion

[cyan crag]

Probably some program that allows you to fly around your camera around the map, theres no fog

[gilded falcon]

when did they update that?

[elfin arrow]

june 17, 2025

[keen ledge]

New update from R*, cars swim and can be used as longfin || it's a bug ||

[covert idol]

Maybe we could use duluxo or toredor

[compact pagoda]

What did i just see

I gotta know

[keen ledge]

when cops on me I already know the location so I just park my wedge at the delivery spot and die so this time when I died there was neither longfin or my wedge so I saw this car passing by and gave a try and it worked

[compact pagoda]

I..

oh so you leave the longfin there

[keen ledge]

buddy any vehicle became longfin

cause bugged

[compact pagoda]

Okay..?

[keen ledge]

yes.

[compact pagoda]

Kinda confusing

[keen ledge]

ok one more time, both wedge with attached longfin got bugged with me so now I can sit in any vehicle and deliver it and it'll be longfin in the system

[compact pagoda]

Ohhh

Sorry i didnt catch it

[keen ledge]

it's alright I love to make conversations

||upto a limit||

[compact pagoda]

😒

[keen ledge]

just kidding

[wise tangle]

Wow

[livid summit]

@amber lion too grown to be angry at a game

im 16 lol

• max when we did do a 1v1 u started shooting at matix lol 😂

ur wank at gta

[vivid hedge]

ragebaiting is goin crazy

[livid summit]

??? he was running between us and u shot him lol 😂

[mellow sleet]

max you killed randoms Randomly cause u couldnt tell who u were shooting at my guy that 6v1 was of ur own accord

[livid summit]

max ur ass pushing 18 complaining abt us killing u

[elfin arrow]

drama drama drama

[livid summit]

too grown to be acting like this

[vivid hedge]

i mean my kill history with max was 21 and 1 to him so i think that explains enough xD

[livid summit]

flexing a car on discord

ts gotta be a new cope

[compact pagoda]

I think you might be my colleague

[shadow scroll]

oddly enough battleye responded to my email.. but all they said is this.... not useful at all

[compact pagoda]

He's got a similar bmw

[grand tiger]

Are you insecure by chance?

Hating on what console people play 🥀

Insecurity final boss detected

Also goofy ahh status lmao

[grand tiger]

Good boy for removing it

[wise tangle]

[grand tiger]

Nothing baby Dw about it

[ancient igloo]

GTA is more important than real life

I’d rather drive a BMW in GTA than real life

[rough pond]

@dusky timber i rememeber you said f1 car on benny rims is ugly asf tho

[compact pagoda]

Wait i like this

Makes it look like an E-F1 car

I must know how

[rough pond]

ye but

[compact pagoda]

Still hot

[rough pond]

ye i know f1 on bennys kinda disgusting

but i never thought oleg have f1 on non-f1 rims

[compact pagoda]

Also are these even f1's

[arctic gust]

https://youtu.be/XNHIC8tqtS4

[rough pond]

[compact pagoda]

[open notch]

Why do they look so bored

[olive nebula]

Because it's like the gazillion times they've been through this so they're fed up

[quaint agate]

@obtuse gale caught in 4k

[compact pagoda]

[quaint agate]

fr

like what are the odds lol

[compact pagoda]

I think that’s him

He was on PC all along

[quaint agate]

I'm on ps5

I just like the red

[compact pagoda]

Ah

Blue pfp then

[quaint agate]

I love when that happens

[frosty shuttle]

hes (not) in safe hands

whys he so mad lmfao

[nimble yew]

Factor in the wind

<fail>

[hallow sorrel]

fuck you gta

wow game got me stuck behind this box and i cant even turn

[wise tangle]

Photography

[void marten]

It's like 35 or 40mph

[obtuse gale]

When tf was this

Your a free aim player

[quaint agate]

like 8pm here yesterday which is like 6pm for you I think

[obtuse gale]

Sounds about right, i probably left either to TP to Mckenzie Airfield or to do Clucking Bell

Was on my 2nd character

[dusky timber]

yeah his is

[quaint agate]

I just started using free aim

[obtuse gale]

I switched to free aim only for my 2nd character, just to get some early game practice for when I hopefully move to PC

No Kosatka needed

[compact pagoda]

Electric

[grand tiger]

You’re short? Feels bad man

“Never bite the hand of the one that fngers you” 🥀

[compact pagoda]

Yea

[grand tiger]

Are those 2 different measurements

[celest valve]

Relatable

Rockstar must not like my modded Akula

[gloomy gorge]

hey

[quaint agate]

I'm still not used to it lol

[obtuse gale]

Its weird free aim on controller

Especially for grinding

There is either too stiff or too fluid

No in-between

[quaint agate]

the spidey sense

[quaint agate]

lol

reminds me of ps3 lobbies

[quaint agate]

fr

[paper gate]

@primal haven this was my submission...imo I fit for background chaos

Done this with rc bando also

[primal haven]

They make you submit a clip now?

[paper gate]

No. I just decided to send it as my "about me"

[primal haven]

They told me to write a paragraph about why I play gta and some other stuff

[paper gate]

That's probably still it. I haven't attempted since being denied

[primal haven]

I got banned for beefing with Canuck lmao

I’ve been a lot happier since I stopped playing though

I think being surrounded by uber serious players had a negative impact on me

[arctic gust]

https://youtube.com/shorts/aIUPR1XlblY?feature=share

[zenith portal]

i like how hes using his landing gear for drag

[covert idol]

that's pretty standard stuff but good kill regardless

[real fjord]

yes i bought an iron mule just to carry a tank on top of maze bank

[frosty jay]

It's a very fun glitch to mess around with ur friends when ur bored but it sucks to see how much GTA online is becoming no longer fun bc of r* Try hards etc

[nimble yew]

If only

[nimble yew]

I'm hoping she's like Trevor and he's like Roman

[compact pagoda]

Chaotic and..

[brittle osprey]

Canadian?

[compact pagoda]

Yes

[nimble yew]

What're the chances it's like Cyberpunk and they make you choose between the two XD

[brittle osprey]

you know the "duo" in cyberpunk, took a bullet to the chest and died in a car ride right :(

[nimble yew]

No not like that

Man or Woman, then the game starts

Or if it's just GTA V but 2. Not 3.

[brittle osprey]

this is gta, so its chronological that both characters are present on the map at once

they'll probably have meet-ups again too, or stuff like activities

[raven stream]

i cant send the photo but i was looking for a pug for the photo thing and theres just a dog chilling by itself in the middle of rockford hills

when i can I'll send it

[obtuse gale]

Need to be server level 5 to send images

[twin yarrow]

Guess they both win?

[twin yarrow]

No pug but I found these two

[compact pagoda]

Handsome character

Who’d you use

[nimble yew]

Stretch, the weakest GTA Antagonist like ever

Next to Roy...

[modern saddle]

never ask stretch how he got his name

[nimble yew]

oh I imagine I already know...

[modern saddle]

The pen😭😭

[nimble yew]

Or does Vlad take the prize for weakest?

Or Brian? Or Devon? or Steve?

NO WAIT the lamest GTA Antagonist ever made in all 30 Years

Darko Brevic.

[modern saddle]

devon

[nimble yew]

Nah it's Darko Brevic who sold out 12 soldiers of his team, for 1000 dollars.

[modern saddle]

What😭😭😭

[twin yarrow]

Hannah & Joshua as parents

[modern saddle]

Tbh 1k is 1,000 sprunk cans

[nimble yew]

||Darko Brevic was the man Niko was hunting. You finally track him down from the IAA and he's a deadbeat. Niko decides to either spare him and walk away, or shoot him.||

That, is Darko

[modern saddle]

Oh || doesn't he come back and rob you if you spare him too ||

[quaint agate]

@strong idol those are my cop cars plus the bike and the mom van looking one which you can't see here

[nimble yew]

The exact minute Michael fucked up

OKAY So the trick is

Skip out on the Driver, and Hacker.

The gunner is fine.

[obsidian sparrow]

doesnt one of the bikes go down if you choose the cheap driver option?

[nimble yew]

I think it's the combination of bad driver + gunner

[obsidian sparrow]

oh

[hallow sorrel]

small car meet that didnt get blownm up because everyone got kicked from the lobby lol

[paper gate]

Wasn't like that a few years ago

[lethal birch]

@compact pagoda

oh nvm

i can’t read

[compact pagoda]

Did you mean to compare luxor and deluxe lol

[lethal birch]

i can’t read :(

[compact pagoda]

[real fjord]

im late yes

[paper gate]

I know a few vehicles that can go from the top of map to bottom in 2 or 4 seconds...

[lethal birch]

i don’t

[paper gate]

Sub is one

Yacht is another

Technically there's a way that you can teleport but...

[tardy stone]

Discussion around mods, glitches, and exploits is only permitted if they do not give the player an unfair advantage, and they do not negatively impact others' experience.

Mentioning mod menus by name - as well as how to find them - is forbidden, as they are usually used to harm the experiences of other players. It's also forbidden to explain how to do or find glitches that have a negative impact on others.

Requested by: @paper gate

[paper gate]

And because it's a exploit that negatively effects others...

[fathom crane]

@steep raft lol

LOL

WHAT HES LYING NOW

okay buddy whatever u say

[modern saddle]

What could they have said that made u that mad

[fathom crane]

"15%"

on my life I did not delete any msgs

[modern saddle]

Which heist

[fathom crane]

cayo perico

[modern saddle]

Was it pink diamond at least

[fathom crane]

nah teqila but im spamming cayo

[modern saddle]

He might be right then 😭

[fathom crane]

why would I give this random 85% in pink diamond?

LOL

WHERE IS THIS GUY MAKING IT UP FROM

on my life I did not say ts

[compact pagoda]

Do u still need someone 😌

[fathom crane]

nah too many ppl txted me now ion know what to do

if I need you tho ill hit u up

[compact pagoda]

Alr

I'm not finicky on heist cuts

[fathom crane]

you probobaly

who would crash out after being told they would NOT get 85% in MY heist

[paper gate]

#1419921971873058934

[compact pagoda]

For sme reason i always give people 30-50% even if they did nothing

[fathom crane]

lol on my life that did not happen

[paper gate]

Ok...

[fathom crane]

I said 15% and he said that

[paper gate]

@wise anvil

[wise anvil]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[fathom crane]

ty

[paper gate]

!drama

[tardy stone]

Drama has no place here. If you have issues with someone, please message @wise anvil.

Requested by: @paper gate

[fathom crane]

whoah

[fathom crane]

that was so much aura

how you just stopped it

[sinful sequoia]

Can some one tell me about grand rp

[fathom crane]

whats dat

[pallid siren]

almost a Bogdan scam but got it back.. just putting it here to laugh at

forgot this, it's below first part

[olive nebula]

Doesn't really look like a scam tbh

The other dude is just plain stupid.

[pallid siren]

it's a girl

[olive nebula]

Same stupidity regardless gender

[pallid siren]

she almost didn't run me one

[brittle osprey]

#gta-media message
I'd read over this

[fathom crane]

@weary ridge lol

[clever solstice]

did he make it out alive?

[wise tangle]

[olive nebula]

The guards are polite enough to wait

[obtuse badge]

Perfect rocket aim

[fathom crane]

Something funny fellas?

[pallid siren]

I think you're not escaping correctly

[haughty garden]

its weird you bring ur pm here in public server

[arctic gust]

https://youtu.be/n1rdJ6ZCVsg?si=TGL9VT_fg-OwnKS_

[dusky timber]

i got a better one - try to start a casino heist and use the bike driver
then deliver a getaway bike and listen to screams of agony

don't mind me replying to a 3 year old message

[elfin arrow]

why are you replying to a 3 year old message

[dusky timber]

i was looking for this

[clever solstice]

why are you not

erm

[obtuse gale]

Goes to show how fast the Manchez Scout S is

[celest valve]

Mission failed, we’ll get em next time..

[fathom crane]

we actually passed

OH THEM yeah mb

[celest valve]

Damm the guards just blacked out from drinking too much or?..

[fathom crane]

double trouble! @celest valve

"But Get this!" ahh guards

[celest valve]

It’s a Cayo party

In the compound

[shy owl]

Who else just gets stuck entering their MOC sometimes

Like bruh I'm under the fuckin ramp R*

Gotta restart the game 😭

[celest valve]

poor Felipe’s

What kind of monster would kill four of them in one time

I guess whoever tf is in the casino rn

[earnest lintel]

Most killed NPC in all of GTA sice the casino was added XD

[celest valve]

100%

Felipe now has an annual fundraiser to help contribute to the costs of his medical expenses from injuries on the job

I usually just like to smack him on the head with the shocker, then let him run away

[earnest lintel]

He probably doesn't even get payed bc no one is using his service XD he gets payed in form of the casino payed for his medical bills

[celest valve]

Wdym? I use him

[earnest lintel]

Going straight to the med bills XD

[celest valve]

He makes escaping the casino when there is abunch of griefers present super easy, just tell him to pull out my car, I’ll spawn directly in it and drive away

[earnest lintel]

I'd just job tp away no charge and I can go anywhere I want XD

[celest valve]

There isn’t a charge for using the valet

I don’t think? Idk I have the penthouse

[earnest lintel]

Never used it so dont know

[brittle osprey]

"HEY 👿"

[celest valve]

There isn’t a charge when you have the penthouse

Idk about if you don’t have it bc I’ve had my penthouse for many years atp

[brittle osprey]

you didn't let him run?

[earnest lintel]

Idk either

[obtuse gale]

Madrazzo wants me

I dont need him

[celest valve]

I wasn’t present when they were attacked, I pulled up as the ambulance was examining

[obtuse gale]

Car wash can go away

[celest valve]

Or else I would have killed the assailant

Lmao I love finding the most random and useless things in this game.. He continued down the freeway, drove all the way to Paleto and back until he eventually started doing circles at the terminal

[shy owl]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5paWmVQGC8
[Requested by @vital sparrow]

[delicate jay]

why’d you do that

let them have a good time

[inland agate]

no!

[frosty shuttle]

not a fan of tryhard outfits but im prolly gon keep this one for a while

[quaint agate]

I must be tripping

is the invisible boat from spongebob in game

[grand tiger]

Can’t even see what’s going on with the fit

[frosty shuttle]

ngl u right ill prolly get some pics later

[modern saddle]

theres invisible car glitch

[quaint agate]

bruv

[knotty pulsar]

This is insane

[frosty shuttle]

fire

[fathom crane]

@obtuse gale HELP ITS STUCK LIKE THIS NO MATTER WHAT I DO

[neon tundra]

pull up party at my place 🤣🤣

[languid cloak]

Just wait, maybe servers are down.

[wise tangle]

Server down…?

2 times

[dusky timber]

not xd, didn't kek

[wise tangle]

3 times rn

[sick lion]

Well that's a lie

[rigid bobcat]

Rockstar games being #1 reliable

[wise tangle]

8:15 pm

[silver galleon]

They better give 1b to all players

[modern saddle]

100k to normal 2m for gta plus

[silver galleon]

2 billion to all

[haughty garden]

wtf servers down

[compact pagoda]

Chat coming back

[dusky timber]

"partial"

[stark quest]

That emoji was diabolical

[stuck yacht]

We are back

Nvm got kicked again after walking around for 2 minutes

[modern saddle]

Bro thought hes using raiju

[inland agate]

bro tried

[hearty meadow]

Rate my landing

[frosty shuttle]

pretty solid

[shy owl]

Made it out milliseconds before disaster

[compact pagoda]

Hot

[frosty shuttle]

crazy quality

[obsidian sparrow]

what the hell is up with the artifacting

[nimble yew]

Alright...

If I did EVERYTHING Correctly

When Gaurdian Leviosa!

Or whatever that does

[untold oar]

still there for me @ancient igloo

[ancient igloo]

That’s weird. Nothing pops up for me

[untold oar]

@agile fjord

What happens when you use this in the Rockstar site

Try the mobile site

I gtg but if you can't get it working I'll message you when I'm back

[nimble yew]

Single greatest scene in GTA V

[nimble yew]

🤓 👆 This is what GTA V needs most

[ancient igloo]

Just thinking of this if they added that into the game currently

[obsidian sparrow]

gta isnt really a racing game

[obsidian sparrow]

lmaooo

[nimble yew]

uhm

i can't even tell what is actually being played

[ancient igloo]

Everything

[obsidian sparrow]

counter strike

its the dust 2 map

[solar current]

@frosty shuttle Wndows Explorer > Right Click JesterSunset.png > Edit with Photos > Adjustment > Adjust Brightness, Exposure, Contrast, Highlights, Shadows, Vignette, Saturation, Warmth, DONT TOUCH TINT!, Sharpness.

Sharpness is the key. Too much and pixels are exposed. Too little, and it looks like an old graphic engine.

Go from A to B with Windows Photo Editor.

Artifacts?... Ehh. It's not Photoshop. Ask Microsoft. lol 🙂

A

B

[minor eagle]

what game?

[ancient igloo]

Need for speed

[minor eagle]

👍