gta-media

[dim crater]

He just looks greasy needs a shower

[celest valve]

So give him some money why kill him

[dim crater]

Bro works day and night and gets tips I think he got money

[celest valve]

Bro also has a lot of medical expenses

It is my civic duty to protect him from these psychopaths

[dim crater]

I’m pretty sure the casino has benefits gang

[dim crater]

Wow nvm then I guess they don’t have benefits what a trash job to have can we just hire him to source us cars during heist 😂 I mean he sees millions a day

[celest valve]

Better not be sourcing my cars

[dim crater]

Aye listen what you don’t know can’t hurt you gang

[celest valve]

I’d like to know where he is taking me car

I lost him on the highway this was the last photo of him with my car

[dim crater]

So that’s how he got that for me good to know only gave him like 6k

[celest valve]

GIMME my zhaba back

Or I will continue to whack the valet on the head with a baseball bat

[dim crater]

No

[dim crater]

Do you remember when the mechanic actually drove your car to you?

[celest valve]

#gta-media message expect more braindead valets then

[dim crater]

I mean how can you stand up for a guy but beat him with a bat?

[celest valve]

Because I am a psychopath

[regal siren]

Hello Im new to this server

[dim crater]

Fair enough

[dim crater]

Are you even on rn

[celest valve]

Nah this week sucks

[dim crater]

Ye tbh I’ve been playing division all week

Other than when people ask for help in the lfg

[celest valve]

I might go on a bit tomorrow

[dim crater]

What’s the weekly?

[serene pine]

If my gta characters ever teamed up 🥶🥶

[dim crater]

Fire

[serene pine]

Preciate u

[celest valve]

#gta-online-mk2 message

[dim crater]

Yup another week of division for me unless you wanna commit arson on randoms one day

[celest valve]

Maybe I’ll lyk depends what I have for work

[dim crater]

What’s your time zone

[celest valve]

Central standard time

So it’s 9:10pm for me rn

[uncut steppe]

I genuinely hate this ladder placement

[shrewd pond]

real

[dim crater]

Bet

[dim crater]

You doing ok buddy?

[uncut steppe]

no

[olive nebula]

And this is why I don't use Explosives

[dim crater]

Maybe it’s just not a gta day for ya 😂

[formal finch]

fr tho

[fluid canopy]

average gta experience

rockstar ain’t even trying to hide it 😭

[jolly pagoda]

I’d say me making someone jump from their jet because I got so many shots is a win correct?

[fluid canopy]

lmao

[serene pine]

CEO Abilities > Bribe Authorities (AI Generated)

[tacit quail]

media channel but can't post media great

[compact pagoda]

You gotta hit server level 5

I believe it’s to avoid new members from spamming

[tacit quail]

how do I check my level

[compact pagoda]

Click on your profile or do ! rank (without the space)

[tacit quail]

ah thanks

[subtle finch]

People lie to themselves all the time

[astral raft]

Thank you Rockstar for keeping track of recent events

[subtle finch]

[wise tangle]

🐊

[serene pine]

(Ai generated) I hope we have detailed interior vehicles in GTA 6

[tacit quail]

I think u are overhyping gta 6

[worn gust]

Just waiting gta 6 lmao

Not hyping it up

[devout lily]

im doing longfin, airport secondaries to drainage tunnel, then out of compound on main gate and off to the left side cliff. Sorry for being late on the response

and ofc aggressor for weapons

[serene pine]

I’m not, I’m just posting gta related ai art.

[olive nebula]

Alot better than the one above even tho it's AI

It looks more gta art style

[serene pine]

Check this then

[vivid fulcrum]

That's me

[olive nebula]

Fire, may I know where you generate these?

[serene pine]

Google Gemini app ask it to generate an image based on you prompt

[random notch]

@weak idol

[ocean wharf]

ahh, i also love the mistake of using explosives/fire in this mission

[vapid idol]

What is Cayo perico motor wars?
How to play it?

[regal moat]

Really it s ai? I couldn t tell

[keen ledge]

this one got image

[nova cradle]

Is there any way to look for someone hosting the job? It only lets me host the job myself

[keen ledge]

am hosting rn

you can join #224565876211449866

and for your question if theres no enough players or group game is running you might run a fresh one as a host or you enter in a group

[vapid idol]

Oh thnx 😊🙏

[celest valve]

Get tony prince out of my car before I kill him

[wintry lodge]

Can i make the ocelot virtue have bulletprof windows

[wintry lodge]

This looks like its not ai even tho it is

[wintry lodge]

Guuys?

[uneven minnow]

Join from the marker at the docks or though your phone

[nova cradle]

I tried joining through the phone by clicking on Adversary, tried for an hour but it gave me everything else but the cayo perico motor wars

[uneven minnow]

Pick "Cayo Perico Series" not adversary

[serene pine]

Respect

[compact pagoda]

Respect and it’s AI

[shadow scroll]

stock bati is still good

[celest valve]

Why do I always win it first spin, first day?

[tawdry trout]

Cuz ur doomed to fail

[celest valve]

This has been two weeks in a row now

Last week was fine, I don’t mind another furia

[celest valve]

I actually landed on the podium wheel twice last week it only gave me 20K RP the second time though

I wanted another furia

[brittle osprey]

good car

[shadow scroll]

why does stuff bug out here?

[uneven minnow]

Visual bug introduced in the last dlc

Iirc it's 0,0 on the map coordinates

[slate flare]

https://youtu.be/oEC8w2zzZ-4?feature=shared how do i do this

[dusky timber]

this shit is so ass

➡️ #memes-and-shitposting please

[compact pagoda]

It’s shitter than shitposting

[dusky timber]

to think that trees were burned to create these images

[subtle finch]

We need to kill AI arts

[warm pasture]

it's just the new photoshop, adapt or die

[subtle finch]

Erm actually it's not

You still have to actually sit and do the work if you want to fool somebody with photoshop

[elfin hill]

And I’m over here and haven’t won at all in the past 5 months

[subtle finch]

As for AI a single prompt and it only gets more convincing from here, oh how I've missed the days I could enjoy art without worry about if it's AI or not

[celest valve]

I haven’t won the podium car in at least two months prior to last week though so yea

[elfin hill]

Sound about right

[warm pasture]

ai talk got me wondering what a sultan hatchback would look like and i kinda like it

[brittle osprey]

some abymsal body work on some parts of this

[warm pasture]

i just love a four door hatch and we got none in game that aren't an suv

i guess the prius thing would count

[brittle osprey]

The game won't create a new class just to consider it something outside of the rare occasion, its just going to get classified into an already existing class, like for instance: Why some trucks are in the utility class for some reason

[compact pagoda]

Can we STOP using AI in this channel damn

[brittle osprey]

Agreed

[warm pasture]

the future is now old man

[elfin arrow]

ai images are much more tolerable than ai answers to questions

[dusky timber]

ai as in absolutely insufferable

[compact pagoda]

So

Just be normal

[celest valve]

$1,000,0000 on red

[tidal obsidian]

wild

i had the bug where me and my teammate got max gold then he disconnected giving me all his and mine gold in our bags

ive never had this bug on pink diamond though

pretty sure this is max loot for one person

[brittle osprey]

"Betting limits are restricted to chips only sir, please do not bet living beings"

[celest valve]

[wise tangle]

Duo?

[leaden briar]

I’m broke

[elfin arrow]

same

[tidal obsidian]

i did it duo then the other guy disconnected but i was able to get his entire bag of gold and my bag of gold

[dim crater]

Bet you lost

[celest valve]

They wouldn’t take my money

[dim crater]

I wouldn’t either if you were beating tf outta Felipe

[celest valve]

He hasn’t given me my car back

Fuck off autocorrect

[dim crater]

That’s cause I bought it for 6k

I done told you this he hit a lick for me

[celest valve]

Then you haven’t given me my car back

[dim crater]

And won’t

Possession is 9/10th of the law

[celest valve]

Then I will blow up your garages

[dim crater]

Jokes on you ion have any I live in my car

[celest valve]

Then I will blow up the car

I can get another one very easily

[dim crater]

My bad I live in your car 😂😂 since he stole it for me

[celest valve]

I will blow it up.

With you inside

[dim crater]

Nah you won’t or you wouldn’t be mean to Felipe

[celest valve]

Then I won’t injure him anymore

[dim crater]

Good pay his medical bills

[celest valve]

No

He still stole my car

[serene pine]

🥶🥶🥶 NICE

[regal moat]

Last moments with this outifit

[serene pine]

U getting out of badsport?

[regal moat]

I got already

[modern saddle]

all of this for some supplies

[dim crater]

And

[celest valve]

[dim crater]

That’s how o feel at work everyday

[jade meteor]

I have no version without the audio but here's a sick Tesla drift from a few years ago

[dim crater]

Ok but why that audio 😂😂😂

[jade meteor]

I don't have the original

[dim crater]

I just meant like why does that audio even exist

[jade meteor]

Ask tiktok

[dim crater]

Never installed TikTok I just use instagram ngl

[vestal blade]

thanks i have only done it with kosatka and wanted to change it up

[celest valve]

2v2v me.. great. another reason to hate Cayo

[steady radish]

this shit is way more betting looking

than the normal pyro

[jolly pagoda]

Love it when someone’s flexes 4 bill when they’re level 46 😭

Apparently he got it all from replay glitch which would take about 4000 times

[olive nebula]

If this isn't his 2nd character then the dude account is modded lmao

[jolly pagoda]

I looked at his Xbox profile he’s made 150 mil total 😂

He was mad he was down in the score and went as far as orbing me calling me broke

Nothings more funny than watching someone get mad because they suck at the game

[olive nebula]

Rich in bank but not rich in Skills.

[jolly pagoda]

Indeed

[digital grove]

Is he giving
Russian

[leaden briar]

I like the spindles on furias

[tidal reef]

nice

[digital grove]

He's my oc
His name is
Aiden Vladivostok
Born and raised in post-soviet poverty
The day after his 16th birthday he stole his fathers credentials and joined the Russian Navy

[tidal reef]

crazy im bulgarian its almsost the same

[digital grove]

Ohh neato

I just like writing
Making lore
And
Stories

[tidal reef]

i guees you are comunn1st?

[digital grove]

N
No

[tidal reef]

nice where you live now? russia?

[digital grove]

America :v

[tidal reef]

you say you join the army russian

or you are an ex veteran?

[digital grove]

No my
Character
Did that

[tidal reef]

i dont think so, you can trust me, i been in the bulgarian army too i know how it works

[digital grove]

I'm writing a story here
Not Non-fiction

[tidal reef]

😐

ok i will never tell nobody the secret

[dusky timber]

grinding heist repeats

[compact pagoda]

So do i now

[cyan crag]

Not really

There are gorka suits in the outfits section

And you should put one of those heavy ballistic helmets

[digital grove]

What give him an altyn helm?

It won't fit

[cyan crag]

Wdym it wont fit

[digital grove]

HE'S a FOX
WITH A FOX HEAD

EVEN WITH THE VISOR UP IT WONT WORK

It might but it won't make sense

[burnt laurel]

I think I found out something. Think PC players can still check their K/D, but only on the social club site. You have to go to the GTA Online tab, click on it and then on my character and click on weapons. That's where it is

for some reason it says my K/D ratio is 9.31

but I am not a griefer, I only fight if someone kills me first

or if I find someone griefing

[elfin arrow]

that is your k/d against npcs

your actual k/d is in stats > career

[burnt laurel]

under which category?

oh ok found it

its 0.93

[tawdry trout]

Why is there a kd against NPCs

It makes 0 sense

[astral raft]

Martin wants me to kill Pirate Software

[wise tangle]

Martin

[drowsy salmon]

hello guys

[neat cairn]

Get the fuck outa my way

[flat latch]

lol how

[keen ledge]

you tried burnout?

[flat latch]

wasnt me but still, no idea, he exploded 5sec later

[keen ledge]

was it drag race?

[flat latch]

yea

[keen ledge]

yea thats why when we fail burnout during start our tire get burst

but if you use your custom car then you wont

[burnt laurel]

I wish Rockstar would get rid of the ability to ride on the Mk2 upside down. But I have an idea on how to get rid of it. And it shouldn't be that hard to code. Idea is to do something like on the Deluxo. If you flip the Deluxo, you can't fly because the hover thing gets turned off. On the Mk2 it would instead throw the player off, thus making it impossible to fly the Mk2 upside down

[celest valve]

[burnt laurel]

such a shame that I lost all my Cargo & Shipments a few days ago

and it wasn't due to a raid

guess I gotta hope for good business battles where cargo is the goods type

so I guess I also have to session swap to get one

[wicked dune]

You should probably sell your nightclub now you don’t get any full sale bonuses

[celest valve]

Rubio is going to be shitting bricks

[wicked dune]

Having more than 3 things full at once is a waste because you can be gaining from that instead of waiting on others

[wicked dune]

24 PEOPLE!?

I could barely get 3 people to join lol

[celest valve]

Yes. The entirety of the lobby

Literally joined the game, accidentally clicked the motor wars pop-up, and it gave me this one

[gloomy geyser]

Who is down for fun inbox me

[rough pond]

i think discord autoban system is

[subtle finch]

Go on free aim and there will be no upside down mk2

I tried and I got cramps on my left hand

Ain't nobody gonna rebind their keys

[keen ledge]

and a 24 hosted it nice

we couldn't even get 1

[burnt laurel]

I am on free aim, I play on PC after all

but that still doesn't eliminate people being able to do so

[celest valve]

#gta-media message
Yes, my first run was absolutely terrible

[cyan crag]

Dont think i ever had my nightclub raided

And i dont even have security upgrade

[burnt laurel]

same, but I still lost the Cargo & Shipments

[celest valve]

Have your weed stock maxed out and it will get raided

[burnt laurel]

no raid whatsoever

[keen ledge]

[astral raft]

What do you mean by this?

[celest valve]

Nothing that I will legally say

[astral raft]

So you like Pirate Software, why?

[celest valve]

Never said that

[subtle finch]

Only takes a railgun honestly, hide under roof

[astral raft]

You never said anything, the only thing you left me is to my assumptions

Therefore I'm assuming you like PS

[burnt laurel]

but what if I'm out in the open and they move like a literal fly/mosquito?

its impossible to fight against

[astral raft]

Change lobbies

[celest valve]

Too many subscription platforms, how many are there now? Liek 1,000?

[burnt laurel]

and Deluxo also isn't an option, since they can go so fast and so high that they can outrun the missiles

[celest valve]

I don’t gots enough money to pay 1,000 useless subscriptions

[astral raft]

Subscription platforms have nothing to do with PS

[burnt laurel]

only need 36 more cargo & shipments 😭

[celest valve]

Yes they do

[burnt laurel]

me doing a business battle gave me only 6 of the stock, and I got 6 crates

well, time for more session swaps I guess

[celest valve]

Anyways I’m not getting banned for breaking discords tos

[burnt laurel]

atleast they try to enforce it fairly, unlike the other platform

you know which one I'm talking about

not saying you should get banned or anything tho

[celest valve]

yet they ban me for “encouraging and enticing violence” towards a non existent person

[subtle finch]

You ewo until they get frustrated

I ewo unless the other party play fair

[burnt laurel]

I do not play like that

unless cops are on me, I do not ewo

[subtle finch]

I basically mirror the other guy, if he pulls out dirty tricks, I'll do the same

If it's a classic 1v1 sniper, I'll oblige

Funny, I'm currently in a 3v1 situation right now

[burnt laurel]

i try to play as clean as possible no matter what

[subtle finch]

2 are awful and relies on vehicles and get minigun'd all the time, the other guy knows first person strafing but ultimately stoop down to teaming up with the 2 newbies

[burnt laurel]

if I have to, I will tp out of sticky situations

mainly to facility so I can grab my Avenger and go to my hangar/use the Avenger and fight

[subtle finch]

So yeah pretty much the only way you could deal with those upside down mk2 is the railgun

[burnt laurel]

yeah

[subtle finch]

I only had to deal with one, once, and that was a modder with unlimited missile

He was not happy after the first rail

[burnt laurel]

or one time i pretended to "give up" and get the guy above me and threw a sticky, blowing his ass up

[subtle finch]

Like I don't think any sane person would try flying the mk2 upside down with keyboard

I only ever encounter them if it's an aim assist session

[burnt laurel]

well, I was in a fight with 2 people, both knew how to fly it upside down

i did have to also rely on my Omnis e-GT

[subtle finch]

Probably got controllers plugged in, if you had gotten them on the ground, they would probably be sitting ducks

[burnt laurel]

they did fight kinda well on ground

i don't remeber it all that well tho, was like 1-2 months ago

but recently I did fight one guy

and he got his entire crew to go after me

one in a MOC cab, he was on the mk2 and others just on ground

the opressor gremlin refused to dogfight me. the guy from the MOC cab did dogfight me, but he lost

thankfully the MOC cab guy was really chill

[burnt laurel]

I challenge people to dogfight me since that proves to me if they have any skill

and also since I am really good at dogfighting

[subtle finch]

We should try sometimes, I never really participate in dogfights much

[burnt laurel]

i have managed to shoot people off of mk2s before, but only 2 times, and on the same guy

with my Rogue

since it has explosive mgs which also make sure that the mk2 is destroyed in the process

[subtle finch]

I have yet to kill an mk2 with explosive mg, only railguns

[acoustic surge]

hate this weeks time trial

[subtle finch]

HSW? Get a maxed out Hakuchou Drag

[acoustic surge]

im uhh im lowkey broke and dont have that kinda money yet..

[subtle finch]

What kinda properties do you own

[acoustic surge]

recently switched from xbox one to pc enchanced

[acoustic surge]

for now hangar, money counterfeit, office with a crates, bunker havent set that up yet and facility

[subtle finch]

Right, have you done the Dax missions, first dose last dose and stuffs

[acoustic surge]

yes but havent got t the brickade part or whatever its called

[burnt laurel]

i almost failed it, even with a HSW Niobe

[acoustic surge]

im using an hsw buffalo evx cause thats the fastest one i got for now

[burnt laurel]

whats your route? do you go across the highway and then to there?

[acoustic surge]

yes i cut thru the highway

[burnt laurel]

do you go all the way across the red line or do you turn and go across the yellow line?

[acoustic surge]

red route is what i do, i was just now thinking about going the blue route

[burnt laurel]

yeah, blue is way better

[acoustic surge]

it just clocked in me that going straight might be faster than turning twice

[burnt laurel]

yeah, that is indeed what you should be doing

[acoustic surge]

imma try it right now

[burnt laurel]

then you should be able to make it

[acoustic surge]

ok so it started raining

and npcs are not being cooperative

[tidal obsidian]

guys

i bought oppressor

[cyan crag]

I always sell only when its all maxed out

Tho idk if i use weed

[cyan crag]

👎

Oh you mean mk1

[celest valve]

If your NC is I think above 50% full* it can get raided

[tidal obsidian]

after like 3 days of grinding bunker and moc

i finally got the money for the oppressor

[cyan crag]

Yeah never had that happen to me

[cyan crag]

Uhh

No other businesses?

[celest valve]

After 300 million dollars, they finally decided to start messing with me

[tidal obsidian]

bunker and cash

im getting all the other businesses next

bruh

[celest valve]

No bail office

[tidal obsidian]

i called mechanic and he just didnt answer

[celest valve]

Don’t waste money

[cyan crag]

Agency and nightclub

[tidal obsidian]

nah ill get the cargo warehouse then the good mc businesses

[tidal obsidian]

i have both

[cyan crag]

Theres no good mc businesses

[celest valve]

[tidal obsidian]

there is

for the nightclub

[cyan crag]

Oh okay

I reccomend car wash too

[celest valve]

I don’t use the MC businesses for anything but the NC however that’s just because they always get raided for me, and when I say always I mean literally always

[tidal obsidian]

wait a second

[cyan crag]

But only once you get some businesses already

[tidal obsidian]

how do you fly the oppressor on kb and mouse

[cyan crag]

There should be a button to turn on the wings

[tidal obsidian]

i assumed it uses your flight controls

[cyan crag]

And then another button to boost

[tidal obsidian]

i know that but how do i take off and control it in the air

[cyan crag]

You probably control it with your mouse

I assume

[tidal obsidian]

nope

yeah none of the controls work?

id assume they use my air vehicle controls of IJKL

[celest valve]

Ask in #gta-tech-support or #gta-questions they can help bc they play on PC

We cannot really help bc we play with controller..

[tidal obsidian]

ill just use controller

oh thats horrible

its shift and control

[celest valve]

[tidal obsidian]

but holding left click doesnt work

i do really like using bike

especially on ground because it actually challenges you

every other bike you just hold forward and then hold a turning direction to go around fast in this you have to actually time your boosts because if your going too fast you cant turn at all

[shadow scroll]

SIGNED OUT
blank

[tawdry trout]

That line goes hard

[shadow scroll]

epic desync

[dusky timber]

numpad 2 4 6 8

e, g or h to deploy wings

probably

[compact pagoda]

Lies

[tidal obsidian]

that doesnt work

its ctrl and shift to pitch up and down

then a d to roll

and X to deploy wings

[dusky timber]

well, Ctrl and shift is the same as 2 and 8

[tidal obsidian]

no it isnt

[dusky timber]

i had a fren who used numpad 2 and 8 for bike air controls in stunt races

[tidal obsidian]

because if it was ijkl would work for me

[dusky timber]

are u sure it's not fn+these keys

[tidal obsidian]

yes

[dusky timber]

is it e to boost then

[tidal obsidian]

yes

[dusky timber]

i forgor it's been a minute

[tidal obsidian]

so tell people what the controls are

you forgot but you still yapped about it as if you knew

[dusky timber]

but i'm not a yapper

[tidal obsidian]

you still spread misinformation lol

[haughty garden]

we so close

[glass shell]

dont die

[uneven mango]

is sess supposed to be here

[onyx rampart]

i hate this sell mission lol

was so close to fucking it up

[leaden briar]

Post your favorite car to drive

[brittle osprey]

that or this

[vivid fulcrum]

Lovely

[regal moat]

That car is ugly

[brittle osprey]

But its 100% bulletproof, makes it silly to use

[regal moat]

Ik but still ugly

[brittle osprey]

I think it looks nice, thats all that counts

[regal moat]

And it s gonna get patched soon probably

[brittle osprey]

Except it likely won't, its already survived more than 1 gamebuild update

Basically almost been a full year out

[uneven mango]

this certainly is normal :)

[compact pagoda]

No

[compact pagoda]

What surgery did this

[uneven mango]

idk

[turbid wagon]

wtf dude is lvl 448 but still doesnt have flight maxed but has strength almost maxed???

[neat cairn]

And he's to loud

[fluid skiff]

lmao, the game somehow fucked up the cutscene tried to fix itself, and then gave up lmao.

stingy mf

[fluid skiff]

waste of 700k

[tidal obsidian]

wdym

[tidal obsidian]

how is that a waste it was 2.7m

[fluid skiff]

you didnt buy it with a discount

so you wasted an extra 700k

[tidal obsidian]

the discount takes like 4 hours to do

you first need to 14 bunker re supply missions

which take like 10-20 minutes each but you need to wait 30 minutes in between them

then you need to all the MOC missions

which takes another about 30 minutes

so no

it was not a waste of 700k it was a 4 hour time save

[regal moat]

I do one cayo after a week and this is how rockstar welcomes me back

[shadow scroll]

are you really completing all awards like darkviper?

bank cash

[ionic vigil]

I wanna get this

[cyan crag]

Mansions are coming next update

You might want to wait

[ionic vigil]

Hmm yeah

Would be better to have some money tho

so im going to run the agency thing again

The Agency is one of my best money makers

Easy, takes a couple hours

[cyan crag]

Yeah its cool, love when payphone hits are 2x money

[ionic vigil]

Theres payphone hits?

[cyan crag]

Yeah when you call franklin he tasks you with assassinations, theyre very short and easy and give you decent amount of money if you do it the way he tells you to

You call him and then look out for blue phone icon on map nearby

[cyan crag]

I also reccomend security contracts, they enhance the safe

If you do 200 security contracts you get 20k put into the safe every 48mins

[ionic vigil]

I see

OH! Thats what those are for?! I need those. I also have a bail bounty office

[obsidian sparrow]

theyre gonna be like 5 million each most likely so they better get saving

[ionic vigil]

yeah Rockstar is gonna make them super expensive for no good reason

[obsidian sparrow]

i mean theyre mansions in los angeles so it would make sense for them to be expensive

[ionic vigil]

Big and flashy but no benefit

[obsidian sparrow]

and its also most likely the last update

[obsidian sparrow]

theyre gonna have a set of missions like with the yacht and penthouse

[ionic vigil]

Ah

woohoo

Then again, im the one wanting that stilt house

Hopefully there aren't like only 2 rooms you can actually enter

Cause that would just make it a glorified apartment

[obsidian sparrow]

it is a glorified apartment

at least the interiors are nice

[wise tangle]

Ruby necklace 💀

[ionic vigil]

Hm. They better be nice if Im gonna drop that much money on one

Im picky with what I use money for

[wise tangle]

?

[ionic vigil]

not directed at you

Anyways wth

[wise tangle]

The NPC

[ionic vigil]

I shot their tire for absolutely no reason and they glitched into the barrier

[obtuse gale]

Average day in gta (for real)

[neat cairn]

New to the game?

[neat cairn]

Im actually trying to get the van

[shadow scroll]

nah

new account

[neat cairn]

Oh okay fair enough

I have mostly everything now and I just play gta for fun sometimes

[dim crater]

Bro was having a bad day keep driving loool

[ionic vigil]

bro I did, I had Merryweather chasing me

[dim crater]

Loool

[nimble yew]

exhausted my activities for now

nightclubs running, drugs were sold, cars were stolen and sold,

[iron escarp]

Too normal this must be scripted

[nimble yew]

its harder in a game then it is irl XD

[arctic gust]

skies--home in gta.Who else lives for jet kills?

[arctic gust]

what are u doin bro?

[nimble yew]

waiting for the nightclub $$$

[arctic gust]

whats your lvl

[nimble yew]

274

[arctic gust]

still grinding?

[nimble yew]

nope

[arctic gust]

you like to fly?

[nimble yew]

hold on theres a salvage car

[haughty garden]

No I want finish all 77 achievement don't care about award that much

[nimble yew]

Scary heist clothes

[iron escarp]

Nah I’d marry hear me out

[nimble yew]

yeah she's not really looking to marry XD

[iron escarp]

Oh that’s a she..

[nimble yew]

you couldn't tell?

[iron escarp]

…….

[tawdry trout]

He into them big males
If u catch my drift

[compact pagoda]

Nice

[vivid fulcrum]

[keen parrot]

Big males eh

[devout lily]

think i finally get upside down mk2 perhaps

[paper minnow]

now grief people

[keen parrot]

Nice, but what's up with the aspect ratio

[devout lily]

i didnt even notice wtf

thats prob just an nvidia thing

[astral raft]

Both great choices

Drive what you like king

[shadow scroll]

i had 59 achievements out of 77 and then a modder force unlocked all achievements on both social club and steam which banned my rockstar account 2 years ago

[astral raft]

Ugly in your opinion

[regal moat]

Nah

[astral raft]

I don't like people who dictate what other people should thing

[compact pagoda]

It’s pretty pretty imo

[fluid skiff]

wtf?

wtf happend with the spawning of those vehicles?

[celest valve]

In an inflated economy:

[dim crater]

Is that what the powerpuff girls are up to nowadays?

[celest valve]

LMAO

[dim crater]

I heard about tv stars hitting rock bottom but damn 😂

[verbal wing]

modding accs for invite rewards

[wise tangle]

woah

[verbal wing]

where should i promote it then

?

[wise tangle]

nothing.

[compact pagoda]

Mate nowhere

[verbal wing]

why not lmao

[wise tangle]

you cant.

[verbal wing]

yeah i can

[wise tangle]

i said read the rules

is importan

[verbal wing]

im lit only hereto self promo

unless u tell me another server ill js do it here

[dim crater]

What if I’m illiterate

[compact pagoda]

Yea which ain’t allowed

[wise tangle]

!rule 10

[tardy stone]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").

Requested by

@wise tangle

[verbal wing]

dyslexic i cant read

[compact pagoda]

I feel like you’re more than dyslexic

[verbal wing]

im autistic too

remy why are u on vacation

[dim crater]

We can tell

[verbal wing]

appreciate the love cuh!❤️

[tawdry trout]

U say it like it's a bad thing

[verbal wing]

Ok

[compact pagoda]

I needed a break

[verbal wing]

Why

[tawdry trout]

Glad to know u lied about ur autism :(

[verbal wing]

Ok

[tawdry trout]

And here I thought someone could relate to me about my GTA cars colors autistic obsessions

[verbal wing]

I can

[tawdry trout]

Then prove it

You should send ur GTA car colors NOW

[verbal wing]

modded colors

[tawdry trout]

It's worse than autism :(

[verbal wing]

not all of them

[tawdry trout]

NVM then

[verbal wing]

its js a crew color with pearlescent

[tawdry trout]

Ok

[outer crescent]

i have a spreadsheet of my colours

[compact pagoda]

I’m not in the convo but could i acquire these colours?

If they are not trademarked

[paper minnow]

@fallow geyser can

[celest valve]

Must have missed the warning shots

[dim crater]

💀💀💀 I turn this on randomly while I’m flying next to my yacht and watch people get shit on trynna dogfight me

[celest valve]

You cannot turn it on while in a vehicle

[fluid skiff]

im autistic too but i am not violating rockstar's TOS

[dim crater]

You can turn it on via interactive menu pretty sure from land

[celest valve]

@fluid skiff @verbal wing welcome to the club

[dim crater]

Not yet

[celest valve]

Yes but it shuts off when you fly near your yatch

Also shuts off if your sitting in a vehicle on your yatch

[dim crater]

Say what when tf did that happen

[celest valve]

When people started abusing it

Or realized they could abuse it

[dim crater]

Gay

[celest valve]

Eh. People have found ways to get around the aircraft defences and still manage to kill you using the helicopter blades of a sparrow now I make sure I’m in an enclosed area when going idle

If you chill in the hot tub they will attempt to kill you bc they have nothing better to do

[dim crater]

I learned the other day if you watch tv the idle timer doesn’t start for like 20 mins

[celest valve]

I use a broken controller

[dim crater]

Fair my elite controller got stick drift because I wanted to get max stealth used it for 3 more years playing siege before I threw it away

[celest valve]

The two joysticks are forced to move the character 24/7

If I idled 24/7 which I don’t

[dim crater]

This image is beyond cursed

[celest valve]

[celest valve]

Why? This controller came w my Xbox one

It came broken lmao why wouldn’t I find a use for it

Besides I have the elite series 2 which is great

[dim crater]

Wait it came broken like that

[celest valve]

Nonono

The controller itself looked fine when I got it but the console was used, when I went to use it the drift stick was so bad I couldn’t handle it

So I decided to figure out a way to use it for AFK rather than throw it out

[dim crater]

Omg if you couldn’t handle the stick drift I’m scared to know how bad it really was

[edgy anchor]

My elite series 2 came with stick drift out of the box

[celest valve]

Remember that person who was bitching about their spinning plane but wouldn’t actually test if it was an issue with the controller? Something like that

[celest valve]

I got my elite controller new ofc

This was just a standard one that came w the Xbox

[edgy anchor]

As did I

[dim crater]

Mine came with a bad chargering cable and case and port so I used it like 4 times then it died and I couldn’t charge it

[edgy anchor]

I need to find an alternative for it because God knows I'm not buying another elite controller if these issues persist (which they will)

And I can't live without paddles atp

[dim crater]

Scuff?

They’re also a lil more user friendly since you can legit take it apart

[edgy anchor]

Ionno, maybe

I don't use controller much so it's not on my priority list

[dim crater]

I high key wanna make a controller company that makes it to where tf controller is basically held together with good magnets and you can just open it take what broken part out like a joy stick for instance and just switch it out and slap it back together call it build and play

[edgy anchor]

The stick drift on my controller is only noticeable on games with really small deadzones like rocket League, and even then it can be corrected by placing my thumb on the stick, but it's annoying and when I move the controller pretty much at all, the drift manifests

[celest valve]

As a company you would not be thinking about the financial aspect then

[edgy anchor]

I really wish I could adjust the right stick deadzone on RL, that would solve my issue bcs it's way smaller than it needs to be

[celest valve]

They make hella more money by us replacing the entire controller frequently than bits* and pieces

[dim crater]

Ye I mean we’d make hella money on everything but the controllers then selfs

[edgy anchor]

There already are controllers with swappable joystick modules

[dim crater]

I don’t mean just joy sticks tho like any part of the controller

[celest valve]

The current swappable joysticks are purely cosmetic

[edgy anchor]

I don't mean the stick itself

[celest valve]

How this gunna help with drift stick?

[edgy anchor]

I mean the entire module, both the joystick and the control system attached to it

[dim crater]

Man I passed out on division last night not knowing my controller died was just tryna see my acid when my controller died again and when I put the batteries back in I’m now in the ocean

Fish out here getting trippy

(Context I was driving down beach hit rock to jump to look cool controller died I ended up in ocean)

[celest valve]

I just plug it in before I go to bed

[edgy anchor]

My controller is always plugged into my PC so it's never dead

[dim crater]

Kinda hard to do when you fall asleep gaming cuh

[celest valve]

I already have a aux line from my controller to my headset, I don’t need another cable

[edgy anchor]

I could never use a wired headset

[dim crater]

Why tf do you still use a wired headset this ain’t 360

[celest valve]

Bc I have studio grade headphones that cost a fortune and I don’t see the point in buying more headsets

My headphones probably sound better than most headsets anyways

[dim crater]

I just have tb stealth 700 ion need $500 head phones to tell people they suck on video games

[celest valve]

My headphones don’t suck, the cable sucks but that’s mainly bc it’s too short lmao

[edgy anchor]

Wired headsets can provide better mic and/or audio quality

My dumbass would damage the connector long before anything on the headset itself fails

[compact pagoda]

How the hell did you put Drift tuning on your controller

[fallow geyser]

Here, What am I not useless at?

[fallow geyser]

I have 3 Spreadsheets of my Colors

[fallow geyser]

I do have both Autism and Colors Obsession

[fluid skiff]

hot wheels ass scramjet

[tawdry trout]

No way :D

We are now autistic color besties

[haughty garden]

I never heard hacker can do that

[shadow scroll]

well apparently they can because thats what happened

[thorny umbra]

how do i post image here

[shadow scroll]

you need to be lvl 5

[thorny umbra]

oh

thanks for telling me :D

[shadow scroll]

np

[cyan crag]

Nerf ass colors

[winged yarrow]

Ummmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQBaraMQtoI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Those who know

[stuck shoal]

a story told in a single screen shot

[worn gust]

Average cyclist

[celest valve]

???

[compact pagoda]

Controller drift

[celest valve]

There is no drift on it?

There is drift on my other ones but this one hasn’t had drift

[compact pagoda]

Oh sorry i misread

[fallow geyser]

YIPPIEEEEE, :D

[tawdry trout]

[celest valve]

[short vector]

FUCK MY LIFE

[storm sentinel]

Most bs feature in the game rockstar has changed

[short vector]

That and up and atomizer being way harder to get now

[wise tangle]

Atomizer

[wise tangle]

[short vector]

don't own one

and since they removed it from ammunation, I can't really get it right now unless I go profusely out of my way to get one LOL

[faint kindle]

I think franklin sent me a package

[devout lily]

the fact that this can withstand an orb is so funny

seabreeze is so goated

[short vector]

how much is one going for rn?

cause I know it was cheaper last week, wasn't playing lol

[devout lily]

1.1m

850k if you have 36 air cargo

[haughty garden]

@shadow scroll

[shadow scroll]

nice

[wise tangle]

[dusky timber]

[fluid skiff]

bought it when it was released and you could buy it in the normal gun store.

@slender helm where is it

am i blind?!

where is the ski masks, i am feeling like a schizo wtf is going on

[dusky timber]

at the mask booth in vespucci

[obtuse gale]

I literally speedran this DLC for ages, how tf have i never had this yet

[real cargo]

@cunning elm criminal mastermind done 💯

[wise tangle]

[real cargo]

soon

[delicate jay]

pretty sure you can just walk past them

[jade bobcat]

oh ok

[neon solar]

oh this part

[delicate jay]

even if you get caught you’ll just respawn at the party

[jade bobcat]

Ohh okay cool i thought itd like send me all the way to the start

😭

im like the worst at sneaking past these damn guards in the heist
well not actually the worst but like still

[delicate jay]

just pay attention to your minimap while getting past them you’ll be fine bro

[jade bobcat]

😭 alr alr

[delicate jay]

and if you find a bike use that it’s the best way to get around

just don’t drive too close to the guards they will hear you

[jade bobcat]

I'm stuck by the entrance rn the camera blocks off the entrance and u cant get around the gate

Unless u gotta go around the guard

[delicate jay]

screenshot?

[delicate jay]

it’s safe to go through the gate

most of the camera’s vision is being blocked by the wall it’s on

[jade bobcat]

Ohh okay I was like how tf

[jade bobcat]

Oh nvm pavel is hacking it I was like how in the hell

[delicate jay]

😭

yeah you wouldn’t wanna enter the compound without a gun lol

[delicate jay]

btw remember to take a picture of the drainage tunnel just south of the compound

that’s the best entrance

[jade bobcat]

Like go over there and take an ingame pic?

[jade bobcat]

Also wheres the signal box

[delicate jay]

you’ll hear it when you’re close

if there is a guard at the bottom, it’s somewhere on the tower

if there is no guard it’s on the ground

[jade bobcat]

There's a guard walking up and down the road yeah

I don't see anything on the tower tho n it wont let me climb it

[delicate jay]

you are on the correct side of the ladder?

[jade bobcat]

Oh LMFAO im stupid

[cyan crag]

Have u tried to walk around

[jade bobcat]

I have a migraine

Brains broken rn

wtf this hack shit is hard and the battery is almost out

if i have to redo this i swearrrr

[delicate jay]

it’s just math bro

there are 3 symbols, one is 1x, another one is 2x and the last one is 10x

[jade bobcat]

oh there

OHH

I was like wtf are these symbols on the right

[delicate jay]

so what’s the primary target

[jade bobcat]

madrazo files

[jade bobcat]

this is stupid but wheres it at

[delicate jay]

underwater just south of the compound right in the middle

[jade bobcat]

ohhh okay

Damn theres so much gold and cash

[delicate jay]

how much gold

[jade bobcat]

Like 3

3 gold and 2-3 paintings

[delicate jay]

awesome

you probably know this but don’t get any of the cash

it’s the worst secondary

[jade bobcat]

I went through all the cameras

yeah

Do I have to go through this every time for the setup?

[delicate jay]

3 gold is just enough to fill both bags as a duo

[delicate jay]

i guess it’s a little quicker after the first time but yeah

[jade bobcat]

Damn

[delicate jay]

you have to fly to cayo perico yourself and there is no party

[jade bobcat]

where's it at again? im so used to seeing it from the normal heist map that this is foreign to me

[delicate jay]

should be just about there

so just take a picture from where you’re standing now and it should register

[delicate jay]

you done the heist before?

[jade bobcat]

It's not letting me send to pavel or anything

Yeah ive done the heist like 10 times but only as a grabber

[delicate jay]

try taking a wider picture without the zoom

wait actually i’m not sure if you’re even supposed to take a picture

you could try to just swim underneath

[jade bobcat]

ohhh okay

[delicate jay]

it’s been years since i scoped all this out so i might say some misinformation

[jade bobcat]

yeah I had to swim and ur good!!

Do I have to swim to drainage pipe every time

[delicate jay]

yes if you choose that as the entrance point

but if you pick the kosatka as your entrance vehicle you’ll spawn pretty much right next to it

[jade bobcat]

shit I cant back up

get back up(

Guess im taking the boat

[delicate jay]

if you got everything you need i think you can just join a new session and it should save

although i’m not completely sure if that works for the first time

[jade bobcat]

damn it it's not sending a picture of the waterway

ive taken the pic and sent it several times, once i send it it speeds through the contacts on my phone and tells me to take a pic

nvm apparently im just stupid

Is it worth it to scope out the warehouses?

or do i have to

[delicate jay]

not if you got 3 gold in the compound

the warehouses are mainly for solo players cause they can’t grab gold

[jade bobcat]

it made me

ohhh okay

It's making me look for bolt cutters now but like I dont care abt the warehouses so what do I do

[delicate jay]

you just gotta do a little extra the first time scoping out the island

[jade bobcat]

Ohh okay

[delicate jay]

it gets alot simpler the next time, just drive to the tower, check the cameras and join a new session

[jade bobcat]

Alright bet

[delicate jay]

anyway i’m gonna sleep now so good luck with the rest vro

[jade bobcat]

Thanks man

I love ur pfp btw

[cedar temple]

lmao

[keen parrot]

People be throwing tantrums

[brittle osprey]

Hmm, 84 messages total, chicken joe 2, level 50, interesting

Not to be confused with protatos number 1

[keen parrot]

The mods transferred my roles mkay

[magic wing]

lmao some guy last month blocked me after getting pissed that I was too slow joining his bogdan... when he never invited me

[astral raft]

@ornate blade

[ornate blade]

Wsp

[astral raft]

Chat more to get level 5

[arctic gust]

https://youtu.be/CAkIBulGLmo?si=fnydf9FvW6iRL2PW

[arctic gust]

https://youtu.be/_eR__SKSnOY?si=yNh3IaH-3CWLLuRa

[tawdry trout]

One day ppl will stop making DmS public

[regal moat]

Crazy

[keen parrot]

Did somebody say yoga?

[idle maple]

ur funny pls dont go bald

[keen parrot]

[arctic gust]

I would have taken the van from him for my prep equipment🤣🤣

[ornate wagon]

The Original Forum Gangstas

[arctic gust]

https://youtube.com/shorts/0k_ooYqdWe4?si=cqClFZB1wGQiWPgb

[obtuse gale]

Ban

[cedar temple]

which rule is broken?

[obtuse gale]

Its a joke...

[keen parrot]

What's the point of owning multiple of this

[cedar temple]

brokies getting mad fr

[dusk edge]

showing off

Im broke too

[obtuse gale]

Idk who finds this good looking

[dusk edge]

But 31 mil is still alot of money in my eyes

[obtuse gale]

W crew

[dusk edge]

ik people got 100 mil or bil

[cedar temple]

get your money up not ur funny up

this is after 6 days of grinding

[dusk edge]

😔

[keen parrot]

Step up your game

[dusk edge]

Mr Bean!!!

[cedar temple]

i've got the issi... but not the one u wanna see

[keen parrot]

If it ain't Mr. Bean, you'd be right in me not wanna see it

[obtuse gale]

Only 40 mill?

[dusk edge]

5 days or maybe a week ago I was fully grinding

Made 10mil a day, I don't do heists though

mr faber work 4x was to account too

[obtuse gale]

If you dont own the Luxor Deluxe or the heli, ur poor

[dusk edge]

I have luxor deluxe and the swift deluxe

[cedar temple]

• yacht

[keen parrot]

The last good weekly they've done recently was months ago with the diamonds in diamond casino

[dusk edge]

I hope they make another vehicles like the deluxes

[wise tangle]

GSVS

[keen parrot]

Not happening

[obtuse gale]

I cba to get yacht, i have the money for it but i dont see a use to buy it (i say that as i have spent 15 mill on a gold plane and heli and dont use em)

[dusk edge]

heres hoping for a 5mil truffade deluxe car or som

[obtuse gale]

Its just another map icon in my way

[keen parrot]

You get bothered by the yacht captain that you have given a job to, in return for a cool big boat

[dusk edge]

z type in story mode is 10 mil but in online its only 950k

[obtuse gale]

I wonder if buying the yacht will hinder my dre speedruns with the night life mission

[dusk edge]

I think I use the luxor deluxe more than my yacht

[keen parrot]

Well not exactly, but Franklin will comment on it if you raid the promoter's yacht

[obtuse gale]

They patched my simeon job tp 😔

[keen parrot]

"So you own a penthouse and a super yacht? Man who the fuck did you rob?"

[olive nebula]

me

[obtuse gale]

Valkyrie owns like 17

I only have 1 and I barely use it 😭

Thats not what I said

[keen parrot]

Imagine collecting vigilantes out of all things

[obtuse gale]

She has 17 MK 2s i said

This is Valkyrie

[keen parrot]

That's not Valkyrie

Fake

[obtuse gale]

I have a house with a 2 car garage near the beach

[keen parrot]

What happened to that guy

[obtuse gale]

What guy

[keen parrot]

[obtuse gale]

Idk who your on about man

I think we are delusional

[keen parrot]

Maybe

[cyan crag]

Love how franklin acts like penthouse is something expensive

While his car is more pricy

[olive nebula]

His car is 96k$

[elfin arrow]

he has a buffalo stx and an ignus

[olive nebula]

He drives the Buffalo S

I've never seen him having an Ignus

[olive nebula]

[olive nebula]

cant tell whats right and left anymore

[dim crater]

Buffalo s was story mode buffalo stx is online and if you go past his house now I’m pretty sure his wife drives an ignus

[elfin arrow]

no, his wife drives an astron

[cyan crag]

Thats his vehicle in storymode

[elfin arrow]

the license plate on the ignus really doesn't leave much to be speculated

[cyan crag]

In agency he has the new bufallo stx

Also an ignus at his house

[cyan crag]

Yeah

[dim crater]

Tbf I never looked at the plate 😂 I just drive by on missions I don’t stalk bros house

[keen parrot]

Life of a gta story mode protagonist

[jade meteor]

I only saw the video after I sent it, it's from years ago

[spring grove]

so i know that the primary target values are different, but are the secondary ones still the same here?

[dim crater]

I take it you were the one in passive

[paper minnow]

secondary loot value depends on some other factors - fill in your options at https://michald96.github.io/Perico-heist-goods-counter/ and the numbers will be at the bottom of the screen

[spring grove]

thx

[fluid skiff]

can someone please explain why my thermal visor stopped working?

[elfin arrow]

did you actually activate the helmet at any point

[fluid skiff]

yes

immidiatly after i bought it

[elfin arrow]

but in that session

[fluid skiff]

this is not the same session but it also stopped working in the session where it DID work

[elfin arrow]

ok great

but if you haven't activated the helmet in that session, it shouldn't work

[fluid skiff]

wdym activate it? flip it down?

[elfin arrow]

go to accessories and scroll over to the helmet, it will have a button prompt to activate

[fluid skiff]

where?

[elfin arrow]

in the bottom right corner where button prompts in menus always are

[fluid skiff]

nope, nothing.

[elfin arrow]

you don't have the visor down

[fluid skiff]

ok thank you i have no fucking idea how it deactivated in the first place

[vocal dagger]

looking behind on the anti aircraft trailer

[elfin arrow]

certain freemode events will deactivate it

[fluid skiff]

ok tysm

[cyan crag]

Turn off the hdr 😭

[jade meteor]

Why

[cyan crag]

How are you not blind yet

[cyan crag]

Look at it

[regal moat]

My npcs are broken

[vocal dagger]

for fucks sake how do i disable these

[vocal dagger]

they always do that

[regal moat]

From when do npcs go away from me?

[vocal dagger]

they are just coded like shit thats why

nothing special about you

[regal moat]

That ik but never they go away they usually go into me

[jade bobcat]

ok so now that ive done the heist before, i can just scope everything and find a new session right?

[fluid skiff]

???

[jade bobcat]

cause i just found all the primary n secondary targets so now just find a new session?

[delicate jay]

yes but select an outfit in the interaction menu after you're done scoping just to make sure it autosaves

[jade bobcat]

okay bet

[fluid skiff]

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