gta-media

[quick oyster]

well

u can just do the dj trick

[celest spade]

[delicate bay]

i feel like nc safe is really good if u play in free mode (not heists, missions, races etc because u dont get 50k if you are on a mission iirc)

but nc warehouse is the best for just keeping the businesses in the background or afk overnight

[quick oyster]

yup

20 hours per 1million

1.5 if u sell public i think

[latent charm]

Lmao I destroyed his jet and he decided to orb me since he was so bad. Hurt him emotionally

[elfin arrow]

but you started messaging them?

[strange cedar]

wtf is going on in youtube shorts bro😭😭

[olive nebula]

Dude is playing story mode with mods and has the audacity to say it's Online Grind

[elfin arrow]

and that's why you don't watch shorts

or gta content on youtube for that matter

[quick oyster]

yup

hal fthe content is some spiderman mods with different colors and people running their vehicles into it

my sister used to watch that stuff when she was like 5

[covert idol]

cringe roleplay shit on top

[quick oyster]

the contents lowkey fire

i can sense it

[covert idol]

i can already tell it's cringe even without knowing the language

[keen ledge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/mUt31hBO444?feature=shared 2 Juggernauts and 1 was absolutely fake didnt ever care to shoot

[calm snow]

God dam it 😭

[keen ledge]

change session

[calm snow]

Aight

[tawdry trout]

If u own the guided missles just destroy the chopper and it will insta fail

[calm snow]

I hate the kostakta prep

[haughty garden]

Poor Dog

[keen ledge]

you can just feed him

[keen ledge]

now this heist forever

[haughty garden]

game give me option to feed him but i want to kill dog xd

[keen ledge]

cat lover?

[haughty garden]

nope if it was a cat i kill it too xd

[hearty sequoia]

This is best i ever got 4 gold plus pink diamond

[keen ledge]

yes preserve it in bunker

[keen ledge]

so animal hater

[hearty sequoia]

I can only do replay glitch 3 times right

[keen ledge]

yes with this

[hearty sequoia]

Solo or with people

[keen ledge]

solo 3 times with people assuming you will get in 85% likely 1.6 so still 3 times but less in 3rd time

[hearty sequoia]

Thats like 2 million with pink diamond and everyone will get gold

[keen ledge]

cap is 4.1m so you can do math

[hearty sequoia]

Yeah

[keen ledge]

no diamond is 1.3 and 3 gold is likely same in total you will get 2.6m

[hearty sequoia]

Yeah but I have 4 gold

[keen ledge]

85% will give you around 2m here

2 people can take 3 gold only

[hearty sequoia]

Oh

[keen ledge]

if you do trio then your cut get decreased

[hearty sequoia]

Should i do this with 3 people

[keen ledge]

so duo is best

[keen ledge]

no

[hearty sequoia]

Is it dumb doing this alone

[keen ledge]

you can replay on ps alone

[shadow scroll]

this is not supposed to happen

[hearty sequoia]

Dont i need to turn off the internet

[keen ledge]

also its not going to be beneficial for you sadly

the other person who has cayo thats your loot

your diamond loot is to him

[keen ledge]

that doesnt work in ps5 ig

in replay on ps5 I know you just exit at the envelope part thats it

[hearty sequoia]

Oh

[keen ledge]

and your friend gets the money

and then he repeats for you

[hearty sequoia]

Oh

[keen ledge]

you havent tried before?

[hearty sequoia]

Nope

[keen ledge]

well this is not a good time to try though now

you might loose it

so to be safe you can try in duo only

[hearty sequoia]

Alright i might find a pro and ask him for help

[celest valve]

when they patch the broken D5 windows:

[keen ledge]

solo we used to complete the elite challenge and disconnecting at the orange screen part that works still but in legacy I have no idea about ps stuff

[keen ledge]

yea you will find them for sure

[hearty sequoia]

Yeah probably different

Yeah im probably going to do the preps later

I dont have time now

But thanks for the help

[keen ledge]

no worries

[hearty sequoia]

Also i have started investing in business instead of buying cars

Im saving up for mansion

[keen ledge]

good

[solid sapphire]

well

im pretty sure its gonna be like super yacht tbf

no use at all, probably will be completely unrelated to apartments at all so u wont even be able to host missions from it

im not sure but most likely xd

[hearty sequoia]

Might be

[solid sapphire]

because if they did it like apartments, it would mean u can buy up to 10 of them and have basically ton of car storages because i dont think it will have only 10

[hearty sequoia]

But its the last dlc

[solid sapphire]

like dawg its a mansion

[solid sapphire]

i hope it wont be awful like previous update xd

i think everybody forgot about garment factory already

[strong mica]

2nd time ive gotten thid in the 8 years ive been playing this game

[solid sapphire]

(cayo is only 5 years old)

[strong mica]

yes ik, but im saying the entirety of all my playtime across all the platform and accounts ive had, this is the 2nd time i got the ruby

[keen ledge]

diamond

[strong mica]

pink diamonds, hhaha, cools

[solid sapphire]

might wanna post this as ur pfp then; big achievement

[keen ledge]

[strong mica]

genuinely might

[keen ledge]

place a billboard

[solid sapphire]

with a 0.99$ donut sale

[keen ledge]

thats something..

[wise tangle]

Hard or normal?

[hearty sequoia]

This guy is good

[solid sapphire]

epic mods

[strong mica]

Hard rn

[wise tangle]

😮

[wise tangle]

True

[strong mica]

Why

[wise tangle]

keep getting tequila…

[obtuse gale]

W movie, wouldn't be surprised if he was

Old times watching it on my DVD player

[strong mica]

I always get tequila. Try hard mode

[wise tangle]

I tried that

[strong mica]

The diamond is one of the rarest things to het

[wise tangle]

%?

[obtuse gale]

This about Cayo?

Cayo Primary Target chance: #gta-online message

[strong mica]

20%

[obtuse gale]

Im lucky I get pink diamond everytime I do a Cayo every few months

[wise tangle]

Thanks

[obtuse gale]

Had it like 6 times in a row

[keen ledge]

you must be El Rubio favorite

[obtuse gale]

When I do a Cayo yeah lmao

I've done like 2-3 Cayo this year

2 of em were diamonds

[keen ledge]

he really loves you

you are his little loving kid he ever wanted

me and other friends got diamonds after 17 35 and 27 tries

[fleet flume]

Bru how I always get the tequila

[olive nebula]

Rng

[covert idol]

Play casino, u always get pink diamond

[wicked dune]

My friend showed me another car how do you get the baked beans bravado?

[worn gust]

Man got beans on the cat bruh

[covert idol]

ew

[idle maple]

anyone else seen a fake container on that one money laundering mission

[tough sky]

what the fuck is this npc

[gilded carbon]

thats the chick from story mode

[idle maple]

makin bank tonight

[rustic elk]

Someone please explain what's happening here.

[covert idol]

you killed some VVIP. you're fkd now

[olive nebula]

Damn what the-

Was about to say modders but the map says otherswise

[rustic elk]

Invite only session so-

[idle maple]

yeah thats a new one lol

[strong barn]

Yeah

[acoustic rune]

@noble prism you dumb motherfucker

[runic garden]

Didn't expect that car to spawn here holy moly

[mild pilot]

You're should kill the judge silently

[lofty bridge]

avg GTA experince

[spice girder]

Carwash NPC's are chopped

[wild nova]

#gta-online message

I finally did it

[wise tangle]

Me too ahah

Damn 3 months

[wild nova]

Yeee

[keen ledge]

That -225k we see is all worth we all know

[wild nova]

I blew through it and an additional 180k just before hand on hollowpoints I didnt care about

[wild hollow]

This game gotta stop playing with me istg

Somebody pls tell me if this is a player off the radar

[olive nebula]

[wild hollow]

Even honked afterwards

[olive nebula]

Does sound like a player

[covert idol]

Imagine if his horn was sad trombone

[fleet flume]

[haughty garden]

run time

[wise tangle]

Runnn

[tough sky]

Dude fr

[lethal birch]

The guard is the CEO

[ancient rapids]

Gta lens is a liar.

[keen ledge]

Can you go there in person?

[ancient rapids]

Have you ever tried 100% alcohol before.

You should drink a whole gallon of it.

[keen ledge]

Am sober

Gta lens doesn't lie though

I am relying on that good website since a long time now

So am going in person now

[paper minnow]

both https://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map/ls/-/gun-van and https://tunables.rdo.gg/?game=gta say that there isnt any widowmaker so i am quite sure gtalens is lying

[keen ledge]

On my way

[lethal birch]

I'm pretty sure widowmaker isn't there
Went to the gun van earlier too

[keen ledge]

Well it was last week when we had diamonds

So if it's not here they might have not updated cause this week got messed up

[lethal birch]

Last week

[keen ledge]

As we get updates usually on Thursday

[keen ledge]

Yea last week but gta lens showing we have it rn too

[paper minnow]

i've always had a better user experience with gtaweb, guess this is just another reason

[keen ledge]

So am checking it

Gta lens is a liar

Removed it from my bookmarks

They can't handle exceptions

[lethal birch]

Also , since it's the DLC week
The week starts on a Tuesday until next Thursday ( 26th )

[keen ledge]

Is it like this always? Dlcs on Tuesdays?

[paper minnow]

yes

[keen ledge]

Oscar was on Tuesday too?

[paper minnow]

yes

although that isnt a dlc

[keen ledge]

Why so

Am sure it's a dlc

[paper minnow]

but it isnt

agents of sabotage and oscar guzman is in the same content update mp2024_02

[keen ledge]

Oh oscar goes inside the agents of sabotage folder?

[paper minnow]

yes

[keen ledge]

So kid dlc

[paper minnow]

if you want to call it that, sure

[carmine nebula]

Drive by snipe

[keen ledge]

Oh I meant you "kid" told me about dlc so "kid dlc"

Jk

[keen ledge]

Skill or luck?

[tawdry trout]

Skill in it's purest and most rewarding

[covert idol]

police brutality

[keen ledge]

Cop enthusiastic

[carmine nebula]

I use heavy revolver quite a lot so I'd say skill

[keen ledge]

Keep it up

[carmine nebula]

[keen ledge]

These kind of shots popular over yt so you can upload there

[carmine nebula]

I used to upload them as shorts but they only got around 4k views

[keen ledge]

4k views is good pal

And yea shorts only

Videos don't give such views

[shell dirge]

Gyat damn

[shell dirge]

Like Don said, 4k is pretty good. Consistency is key

[celest valve]

Something I lowkey really want to see in GTAO: an option to give NPCs that are street hustling some money I don’t need any more money and I lowkey want to give this guy some money

He was doing good job with drums, he deserves some money, NOT greedy ass Tony Prince w his 10% “taxman” cut

[neat pivot]

Schedule 1 x gta collab when

[celest valve]

Hey, we got a Simpsons x gta collab a few weeks ago, why tf not?

[shell dirge]

@celest valve oh shit, brudda is from Canada. Same.

[keen ledge]

This guy also stands in front of Eclipse Blvd garage too, I felt same just like you but then my friend started slapping, punching or shooting him...

He said he's struggling but if we kill him his struggle is over and he live in peace

[celest valve]

Or alternatively, I can give him a million dollars and he would have a peaceful life without being dead

[keen ledge]

But that's sad we can't donate him pal, I would've donated him a beautiful car from my garage right away...

[celest valve]

Fr or he can have live in eclipse towers free of charge, I own the entirety of the building after all

[keen ledge]

But anyway he really play those bongos very well

[keen ledge]

Oh yea that too we have a small kitchen with snacks and tv for his entertainment

[celest valve]

He can have any one of the floors in eclipse except the 3rd penthouse bc that’s my favourite also he can use the garages bc that’s mainly why I bought the entire tower

[keen ledge]

What you got at 3rd

[celest valve]

It has a better view than the others

[keen ledge]

Like...

I know all are same but am taking part in this conversation

[celest valve]

It has a view of Los Santos while the others have views of the county or hills

[keen ledge]

Oh nice, I never realised it had windows too

[celest valve]

Yes they all have a lot of windows

[keen ledge]

Can you show me

[celest valve]

Yea one sec

Except it’s foggy in game rn

[keen ledge]

I can wait for the weather to get clear

[celest valve]

Just waiting for the photo to upload to OneDrive

[keen ledge]

Ok

[celest valve]

This is eclipse towers 3

[tawdry trout]

He is going through whole CIA operation just to upload one pic

[keen ledge]

My friend

We were talking about Eclipse Blvd Garage

[celest valve]

eclipse blvd garage has no windows, look at the exterior

[keen ledge]

.

[celest valve]

I was talking about eclipse towers

[keen ledge]

Yea confusion

But thanks for the view

[celest valve]

All good

[covert idol]

You need your own moc

[wise tangle]

It’s worth millions, just like what a millionaire would buy

[solid sapphire]

its barely a million🙏 😭

[wise tangle]

[celest valve]

I want billionaire mansion

[solid sapphire]

i wonder if its gonna be like superyacht or apartment way

[celest valve]

Already been making some arrangements as this mf owns the richman mansion

[obtuse gale]

AHHH

Everywhere I go

I see his face

I cant escape it

[bold coral]

🫡

[cyan crag]

Police brutality roleplay

[split patrol]

Guys I found my new friend

[wise tangle]

[covert idol]

Tequila + 2 friends = panther

[rough pond]

stolen take of 3x people

[covert idol]

With consent so it's ok

[sinful merlin]

Yeah some bug happened, throwed 2 friends off and I finished the heist

[rough pond]

actually this trick is kinda cringe because you just use other people to make money

[rough pond]

'bug'

[sinful merlin]

Except I didnt do a trick. I know people who can do it

[crimson geode]

It actually was, he offered to restart and we said no just finish it.

[umbral wren]

[tawdry trout]

so small, yet so powerfull

[idle maple]

free rpg on this mission lol

[wise tangle]

Nice rpg

[keen ledge]

Rpg without ammo

[idle maple]

guess that works..?

[keen ledge]

I am sure it was in better condition before she got in your hand

[idle maple]

weird...

[keen ledge]

And there you go

[idle maple]

the cutscene glitched n it didnt even get cleaned 😭

but it just let me deliver it anyways

[keen ledge]

Delivering the same car wasting customer time

You must go in debt

[idle maple]

n they still payed mne

[keen ledge]

[idle maple]

"crashed my car, didnt even actually wash it

5 stars"

[patent citrus]

What happens if the other 2 people just leave? Like just go to a new session when doing the heist

[hazy hull]

depends on the heist
in apartment heists, in casino heist or in the doomsday heist it will fail, but in cayo you can continue without them

[patent citrus]

Interesting, might gather some people to do it

[split patrol]

Bro who put this creat in my agency

[hazy hull]

I think the secondary loot that they carry disappears and if they were carrying the primary target then they drop it and you have to pick it up

[patent citrus]

If that guy got 2.1m, I think it doesn't disappear

[covert idol]

in casino and doomsday if people leave on the restart screen, you can still continue as long as there's 2 players including host
but in og heists, you need all 4 players

[patent citrus]

Yea ik those, but I didn't know cayo

[hazy hull]

@covert idol did you see my message about the molotovs from yesterday?
#gta-questions message

[covert idol]

cayo just host has to be there

[covert idol]

ye i think it's patched

[hazy hull]

yeah, but accidentally I think

[chrome zephyr]

havok having weak ass rotors

[mighty harness]

Peak graphics

[compact pagoda]

I did

[split patrol]

you must pay me 5 million GTA money

For that creat

[compact pagoda]

Nah

It's not a one off

[idle maple]

whos driving this thing

[compact pagoda]

You

[latent charm]

Top 5 best WW2 bunkers:

[clear knot]

is this some sorta hack / glitch?

[wise tangle]

Franklin

[wise tangle]

[olive nebula]

Pray the owner of the house isn't John Wick

[covert idol]

Become bald man with suit and red tie

[olive nebula]

Bruh

[covert idol]

Silverballer and fibre wire

[olive nebula]

So become Lumbago?

[covert idol]

That's me

[olive nebula]

[regal timber]

Opened capcut for first time in a while, learned quite a few things and made this edit after a lot of effort as I was learning for the first time!

How is it-?

And do you agree with the conclusion?

[obtuse gale]

I noticed this a few days ago

No idea why it was there

Must be a bug

[compact pagoda]

No its a special cargo crate

[obtuse gale]

But where lmao

Its not on the floor

[compact pagoda]

Maybe it fell on the roof when a parachute thing

[cyan crag]

Yeah this glitch is in nearly every session

Shows cargo that isnt there

[haughty garden]

If ppl on console see this cargo crate it mean is glitch and i though it was from someone doing hack stuff

[fading portal]

the one who put it

[frail oasis]

Amazing spawn rockstar

[lilac basin]

I have no idea why these dude is scared out

[compact pagoda]

I do, because of your character

Jk

[tawdry trout]

I would too seeing ur train driver outfit

[lilac basin]

Wha?

[tawdry trout]

Looking like ur driving that ghost train to the next cemetery

[lilac basin]

Oh…

Well I’m cosplaying N from Murder Drones in Invite Mode

[compact pagoda]

I was joking anyway they look good

[light pike]

!gv

[tardy stone]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @light pike

[normal bronze]

We were chanting "shaME SHAME SHAME"

[warm pasture]

fort knox over here

[normal bronze]

i got that earlier xd

[wise tangle]

01-23-45

[elfin arrow]

makes you wonder

how fucking stupid are these people that they can't remember 012345 without writing it down

[tawdry trout]

avg tiktok user

so pretty much 80% what it feels like

[hazy hull]

there's a code like 77-73-78

[trail wyvern]

the hell is this

[hazy hull]

newest bug

introduced by the Money Fronts DLC

[paper minnow]

wouldnt be a real content update if it didnt introduce weird ass bugs

[hazy hull]

like the broken weapon wheel or bringing BACK a lighting bug

[compact pagoda]

Gives the DLCs some charm

[plucky marsh]

Lol

[compact pagoda]

Next glitch for the next DLC, the mansion interior will be upside down

[dusky timber]

cargo

[tribal latch]

https://medal.tv/games/gta-v/clips/kyjGx3Yb4gV7lAzvI?invite=cr-MSw4eGssMjgxMTQ0NTg0 Since when does lightly glancing the top of a light post with a pristine condition seabreeze explode the entire thing instantly?

[faint pumice]

howd i do?

[mighty harness]

Easiest way to grind the "Licensed Professional" Award

[floral gale]

what u think of this garage?

[wise tangle]

Collection of BMWs 8/10

[floral gale]

dont know what happend here

[gilded carbon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCwRk8JL55k
rate my cayo run guys

[wise tangle]

That’s easily a 10/10

[gilded carbon]

thanks. i replay glitched it too btw

[wise tangle]

I see

[elder needle]

Can some one help me sell my stock pleas

[olive nebula]

#ps4｜other-lfg

[scenic shard]

Dus any buddy want to play some gta with me it’s x box

[tardy stone]

@scenic shard, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @olive nebula

[tough sky]

Holy chopped

[chrome zephyr]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/DLQ6Wekx8gW/?igsh=bHJwczk1N2RkbGM1

lmao.gaming (@lmao.gaming)

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Mfs when GTA public lobbies aren't WW3

[vivid night]

why i am umable to upload media ?

[chrome zephyr]

You're not lv5 yet
Chat more

[vivid night]

ohh ok ok

[quick oyster]

average gta session

the 10 hours is legit

starting now im afking for my nightclub n bunkr

[chrome zephyr]

Electricity bill:

[chrome zephyr]

🗿

[rough pond]

i'm surprised it didn't crash

like... even 10.5h is a lot even for high end pc I think

[idle maple]

damn gerald wth

[idle maple]

what freemode mission did i stumble upon next to the time trial

[quick oyster]

probably like 2 more dollars

[idle maple]

the yin and yang of bike progression

[obsidian ruin]

I need clothing ideas, help me not look stupid af 🙏

[covert idol]

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle

[olive nebula]

*shoes

[covert idol]

You ruined my joke goober

[olive nebula]

You r fired Choppa man.

[echo ruin]

U look great

[acoustic rune]

omg he's scared 🥺

[idle maple]

hell yeah

[umbral wren]

[tawdry trout]

The bottom

[uncut steppe]

Bro overreacted

[tawdry trout]

Great height didn't land
3)10

[covert idol]

casino with randoms

[winter jasper]

WE DID IT!

[golden berry]

Now you need the elite + first person

[winter jasper]

yes

[lethal birch]

Congrats

[acoustic rune]

This is fine

[tawdry trout]

Ghost truck

[ivory hound]

weeeee

drive safe

[olive nebula]

[wise tangle]

Congrats 🙌

[grim mantle]

What mission is that 🔥 Congrats

[keen ledge]

That is "Dream"

Well mine completed but yea dream of gtao players

[obtuse gale]

Now Doomsday CMM is a harder "Dream"

[grim mantle]

I don’t know any money methods in this game yet, I’m trying to do cayo perico setups but I don’t know how 😂

[keen ledge]

Oh cayo is easy

[grim mantle]

I’m stuck on “continue scoping the island”

[keen ledge]

And that's not money method but it's the grandpa of money methods gives you 12m in one go(and we all know that one go is like a week long if your crew has work and stuff)

[grim mantle]

No idea how to do it and it doesn’t let me pick up the bolt cutters

[grim mantle]

Ah wow

[keen ledge]

Why you need bolt cutters are you right now at party?

[keen ledge]

Oh I just saw that so you're right now at party

So just look around them usually it's near to the north dock only and during this intel it's same it'll be on the rusty barrel just go near it and press the button you'll see on your screen

[grim mantle]

Yeah

[grim mantle]

Ok i’ll try later, thanks

I haven’t even done anything yet just walked around trying to do stuff

[keen ledge]

I can give you guide if you want?

[grim mantle]

What type of guide?

[keen ledge]

Video guide

[keen ledge]

https://youtu.be/yJ8QIxVag_A just take this I really think you'll need it

[grim mantle]

Thanks

[olive nebula]

Sneaking past the guard description with a thumbnail of being thrown out by the guards

[keen ledge]

Yea ain't that amazing

[tawdry trout]

Sick imagine

Not sure what it has to do with GTA tho

[keen ledge]

And it's a nsfw image

[compact pagoda]

That fell apart didn’t it

[keen ledge]

@tribal ravine

[tribal ravine]

thanks

[keen ledge]

Well I was expecting something help or something he need

[tawdry trout]

Not even a good one
Expected better from a new member

[keen ledge]

[tawdry trout]

[tribal ravine]

[compact pagoda]

Bonk you

[carmine nebula]

https://youtu.be/PjJDBOsokUI?si=v2Y0IwD_v_lKs2jp

Gta 6 looks crazy

[tawdry trout]

Where does it say gta6

[carmine nebula]

Are you serious right neow

[tawdry trout]

It has nothing to do with gta6 only the place
So yes 😊

[carmine nebula]

This guy must be hilarious at parties

[lethal birch]

Wdym I can't commit grand theft auto in Grand Theft Auto Online by Rockstar Games

[tawdry trout]

U don't have the keys for it
U have to be more professional about it

[ancient rapids]

Insane gameplay.

[vivid fulcrum]

This auto isn't grand

[frail oasis]

I hate this game

[covert idol]

U need

[last oxide]

Snapshots of my gta character lolol

[tawdry trout]

Limb shots and weapon hit
The game did not like u

Or ur just that good that u can hit those lil things back to back

[tawdry trout]

Next music titled: e girls ruined my life

[last oxide]

Aint no way 😮‍💨😮‍💨

[mighty harness]

1 week later: 2× Money Fronts Tier 4s done

[wicked onyx]

What level do u have to be to send media

[tawdry trout]

5

Ur lvl 2 rn before u ask

[wicked onyx]

Ahh ok thank u

[vivid fulcrum]

I thought this was PSY from a distance

[tawdry trout]

Looked more like emo joji

[vivid fulcrum]

Joji ain't that symmetrical

[last oxide]

Joji looks like this?

[olive nebula]

Holy shit he's hot

[last oxide]

wondering if the next DLC will actually be focused on Michael

[tough sky]

https://streamable.com/qpdzdx

[grim juniper]

Bro had to of been panicking 😂😂😂

[tough sky]

U should see the other kills i got on him

Look at this one https://streamable.com/ps7gzy

[olive nebula]

What's kasatka?

[tough sky]

Its a mythical creature

[mystic pendant]

It’s scary 👻 👻

[last oxide]

what the hell?

I just witnessed a possession yall some paranormal shit

[lethal birch]

Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the honored one

[covert idol]

that's someone doing yoga

[last oxide]

fkn gojo bro

[last oxide]

wtf is wrong with this dude

bro thinks he is badass or smt

[dusky timber]

[warm pasture]

did you HAVE to buy higgins and sotw to get all the plats?

[heavy dagger]

How do we post pics it won’t let me

[mighty harness]

Yes

[idle maple]

I swear i win every car

[wicked dune]

What the fuck is Pavel doing with my kosatka

[ancient igloo]

@flat gyro says it’s coming soon. I’m assuming they’re working on chat filters and moderation

But again it’s also Rockstar so good chance they’ll just never add it back

[flat gyro]

Ok thats something ig

Istg if they still ban swearing???

[ancient igloo]

Probably yeah

[flat gyro]

I would go back to legacy but i have a lot of progress on enhanced

I have like 47 hours not on legacy

this is such a hard decision, I wish i switched weeks ago

[tawdry trout]

sick colors
even blends in with the dark

[wise tangle]

2 Rajiu 😳

[cyan moon]

I love flying them at night, its so difficult for other people to see it

[bleak helm]

I just joined gta onl and ... it dont work, idk why, i failed the car race (that you get when you enter for the 1st time at gta online) and since that i have a grey screen and any control doesn't respond, idk what to do . (it doesnt let me send a picture)

[cyan moon]

Wdym

[bleak helm]

#gta-tech-support there i posted the picture

[cyan moon]

idek but nice wallpaper

[real epoch]

https://medal.tv/games/gta-v/clips/kyJyTagoJzip5mjMl?invite=cr-MSw0VVQsNDE0MjAzNjUy

how annoying these yachts are.. especially when griefers use em

[real epoch]

Also noticed that if you switch T keybind to something else, it will trigger the error saying that the Chat key has no bind. So it exists, but it is blocked

[midnight pelican]

?

[ancient igloo]

Someone was asking if text chat is returning and there are dev notes within the code that say it should be coming soon

[midnight pelican]

So they adding a crap ton of stuff this year

[ancient igloo]

Iirc either Rockstar support or Rockstar’s Twitter also said they’re just working on filters and moderation for text chat

But again I wouldn’t be surprised if they just never added back text chat

[ancient igloo]

Should just mainly be the Winter DLC for this year and that’s it

[midnight pelican]

I would imagine there’s still gonna be some small dlcs here and there after gta 6

[ancient igloo]

I doubt it. No reason to continue updating and wasting recourses on GTA 5

Makes more sense to just put all hands on deck for GTA 6

[midnight pelican]

They need to add content to red dead online bruh the game HAS potential

[ancient igloo]

That ain’t happening for another like 10-15 years unfortunately since they’ll be pouring all their efforts into GTA 6 and it’s DLCs

And by then we’ll probably have RDR 3

[midnight pelican]

Well at least red dead 2 is supposed to get a next gen version this year along with a gta 4 next gen version

[safe zenith]

finally

[idle maple]

dont think thats right

[compact pagoda]

Don't fall on your bollocks

[lost depot]

!shitposting

[tardy stone]

Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.

Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.

This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting

Requested by: @lost depot

[idle maple]

well now what

alright then

[uncut steppe]

Funfact, when doing longfin setup for cayo, you can go straight thru this sign

[umbral wren]

what a GREAT product no bugs!

[chrome zephyr]

Bro no clipped

[winter jasper]

WE DID IT!
again

[umbral wren]

[winter jasper]

only took us 8 hours... and 3 emergency pulls

[umbral wren]

emergency pulls?

🤔

[winter jasper]

yeah, when you die you force crash the game

[umbral wren]

oh

[amber sky]

i don't know what the chances of this happening were/are 😭

[void marten]

It's those damn plants

[amber sky]

i didn't hit the plant, or the plant i did hit didn't effect me, it was the awkward wheelie, i think 😭

[void marten]

It looked like the plant sent you back further than you should've but I also wasn't the one playing so who knows

[umbral wren]

i think var check is mandatory

[amber sky]

that may've been possible, but like the fact that i hit the one rock thats protruding is crazy, and it was low-tide

[void marten]

Oh yeah that's fucking nuts

[void marten]

Agree

[amber sky]

var check? 😅

[umbral wren]

its a football system essentially, technology-aided officiating system designed to assist referees in making correct decisions during football matches

[tawdry trout]

Not A true bedding enthusiast
Didn't make all of ur money dat way

[covert idol]

Why did they start putting LSCM in car names

[smoky bloom]

whats the car in my minimap the pink one with player

[covert idol]

Fully loaded ruiner

[smoky bloom]

how do i get wtv that is

its fucking insane doesnt blow up lock on jammer and has missiles

[covert idol]

It's useless

[covert idol]

Own a ruiner 2000 and start fully loaded vip work

[smoky bloom]

how on earth is that useless

[covert idol]

Just get in any vehicle with lock on jammer and kill him

Take out your virtue and he's dead

[smoky bloom]

same goes for toreador

[covert idol]

Then place a prox mine on ruiner, so he's dead again

[smoky bloom]

it has both lock on jammer and missiles i dont think its useless

[covert idol]

There's bazillion vehicles now with lock on jammer so it's fkn useless

[covert idol]

That too but it has boost so he can run away unlike ruiner which is a slow muscle car

[smoky bloom]

is there any wqith missiles?

do i need the arena thingy for it?

how do i make it liek that

[covert idol]

Make it like what?

[smoky bloom]

where do i buy it from? how do i put missiles on it

[covert idol]

What vehicle

[smoky bloom]

on the ruiner

[covert idol]

#gta-media message

[smoky bloom]

what vip work

what does it do

[covert idol]

Fully loaded

[fleet flume]

has this always been in the game it looks new

[maiden spear]

Isn’t there a “Mansions DLC soon?”

Could be why

[fleet flume]

yeah

[hazy hull]

You would've gotten farther if you kept it upside down

[lethal birch]

Yea I know

I don't have footage of it on hand since someone in general asked how to exit Cayo so I just used this one

[hazy hull]

Ah, I see

[carmine nebula]

Older vid but was just doing tricks and dodged all these missiles

+1000 aura

[hazy hull]

@carmine nebula I think you'd enjoy this channel https://youtu.be/tB4SJJkdAuY

[carmine nebula]

Nah I'm not really into tryharding like that

[short oracle]

Hi

Those here anyone play gta v online server rev

[carmine nebula]

I hate bst, nightvision, and abusing glitches like rocket spam and shooting through walls stuff like that shouldn't even be in the game

[hazy hull]

Well, yeah, but they're truly skilled

Watch some of their heavy revolver mk2 kills

They're just bunny hopping around on the BMX and within seconds hitting a headshot on their 1st try

[olive nebula]

Where did Fortnite come from?

[hazy hull]

No clue actually, I wasn't paying attention to the thumbnail

[carmine nebula]

1st kill was crazy but sounds like that was his buddy lol

"Do you not know who I am?? 😠" and dude shooting rockets at nothing

And the whole trying to sound like a kid while you're probably in your 20s voice also kinda gives it away

[cunning pumice]

how can i start the dr dre contract and is it better to do replay glitch on that or cluckin bell

[void marten]

Buy the agency

[graceful jasper]

https://medal.tv/games/gta-v/clips/kyYyhvX5ZhnYszl_M?invite=cr-MSxXUDAsMjE2MTU4ODA4

[frail oasis]

Breakdancing on a car 🕺

[wise tangle]

[wise tangle]

Community series

[warm pasture]

need a 2x race so bad, miss those 40k wins

[tawdry trout]

Can u show the front side of ur character

Looks interesting

[olive nebula]

Bad sport, as expected

[tawdry trout]

A cool punk vibe
Finally an edgy face paint that goes with something

Reminds me a lot of Metallica

[wise tangle]

[covert idol]

dune

[tawdry trout]

Stop using the dune
It's clearly too good against anyone

[wise tangle]

It just requires the Dune, nothing else

[tawdry trout]

Still no one excuse using the best vehicle against bad ppl

[oblique lantern]

Peak

[fallow pivot]

thx

[strong mica]

can someone help me, theres a really strange red effect at the edge of everything

[dusky timber]

chromatic aberration is cool

[compact pagoda]

Chromatic abbreviation

[void marten]

Chlorinated abbreviatie

[dusky timber]

chronic obfuscation

[frail oasis]

A red flying frog

[strong mica]

its horrible, ho do i get rid of it

[dusky timber]

it never bothered me enough to look into it so idk soz

[covert idol]

is there any setting like this gta?

you must be using novideo filters

[frail oasis]

Noob found in Los santos

[warm pasture]

looks like DLSS on performance

it adds like an edge to things sometimes

[tawdry trout]

The noob finally hit his tazer
I'm so proud of him

[strong mica]

its actually DLAA at 1440p

[warm pasture]

i keep scaling off personally it looks kinda wonky to me

[strong mica]

TAA is blurry af, MSAA is gone. Upscalers are sharper and look better

[wild cloak]

U mean the one walking around with a stick right

||satire||

[remote stone]

I'm the only one in this public lobby

[elfin hill]

Happens pretty often honestly

[agile citrus]

Is this new?

[umbral wren]

[void marten]

Nah it's been a thing for a while

[opaque zenith]

Hacker on pc enhanced 😑

😂😂

[deft canyon]

clothing 2 fucking times in a row... ffs

[cloud lantern]

yo what yo car collection looks like? i saw this when im bout to quit gta and i was like fuck it time to grind my ass for 10mil

[golden marsh]

Got 500k because rockstar didn't give me 100k for completing the weekly challenge last week 😭

[cyan moon]

too many but look at this

[cyan moon]

i have basically every car atp

[idle maple]

the hell is this

[idle maple]

what was the 100 dollars worth of entry fees from lol

[obtuse gale]

Coil Raiden 🤓

[regal timber]

I got 1 million cuz I purchased a lowrider from a friend in ls car meet wroth 480k but wasn't able to find the car in my storage, therefore due to thiss they refunded me 1 million.
(Plot twist- The car was later found in my storage)

[cyan moon]

Tbh idek but I’ve been playing like so many hours a week

[wide pond]

this award bugged for anyone else?

[remote current]

Finally, after 2 hours of setting it all up...

Tractor took 20 mins to get there (+1 and a half hours to figure out how to get it there)

Worth every millisecond

Why'd they shoot him 😭

Poor Trevor

I have the humor of a 6-year-old Icl

[frail oasis]

😐

[shadow scroll]

ah the classic.. modders

[covert idol]

that's no modders

[shadow scroll]

?

cookieCrazyEater is a modder

[covert idol]

unlikely

[shadow scroll]

what the fuck do u mean brother

he was flying around like nothing in a apc

[covert idol]

that's a cheater not modder

[shadow scroll]

[vital mesa]

I can't see anything

[idle maple]

oh my

ah hell nah is that the car the watersons drive 😭

[shadow scroll]

my mental state :(

after the intense 1v1 with the guy named LogicWMx

and i shot around 1k bullets during the fight? i think i had like 1600 bullets for snipers

[olive nebula]

Peak!

[cyan moon]

lot of them

[night sable]

@uncut steppe

[uncut steppe]

Heavy utility vest

[night sable]

buy the exact one in the pic

[night sable]

yup

haven't played in months i don't remember the names right

[dusky timber]

thank you

[tender coral]

Slick wheel work @storm charm @plush dock

[tender coral]

YOOOOO ITS OREO!!!!

[smoky bloom]

what are these icons on my minimap

[tender coral]

The second photo is a fast travel point for your garment factory

First one idk

[idle maple]

nothin to see here, just some ghost cargo

[dusky timber]

[vapid monolith]

2015 gta5 thug life ahh clip, still sick tho

[olive nebula]

Bruh

[olive nebula]

Never seen them again

The ps5 fella

[ancient rapids]

Uh huh.

[orchid nexus]

Yo

@olive nebula

.

[olive nebula]

Still alive, nvm

[orchid nexus]

dawg

.

Idk wats happening

[deft sundial]

Fastest car in game?

[obtuse gale]

Enhanced: Banshee GTS HSW
Legacy: Vigilante

Non boosted cars: Banshee GTS

[deft sundial]

I8 just gapped me

[cloud lantern]

i was bout to take a screenshot for my new wallpaper hahah, ur hanger so clean

[covert idol]

I8 is overall faster, banshee just higher top speed

[cloud lantern]

what's ur money making stack? jeez 213mil on betting

[deft sundial]

So what’s the rank of top cars?

[cyan moon]

9 am in vixen ❤️

[deft sundial]

It’s a banger 😭

[cyan moon]

Love it

Ima put it on now

[deft sundial]

Been listening to it since last summer

[cloud lantern]

yeah my game rigged

[cyan moon]

lol it’s okay

[cloud lantern]

omg pls show u ur garage or smth, i wanna screenshot for my new wallpaper

[cyan moon]

I can screen share tmr if you’d like

[cloud lantern]

just your best one haha

[cloud lantern]

i wish lmao

[cyan moon]

I’ll send it to you tmr then 🙃

[cloud lantern]

omg tyy!!

[uncut steppe]

🤑

[covert idol]

Pretty low

[tawdry trout]

Real

[frail oasis]

GTA 5 Jenga

[uncut steppe]

have you been gambling?

drop the method

[idle maple]

this is weird...

[obtuse gale]

Yeah, this is a visual bug

Its with everything cargo related

Had one with the Nightclub sell vehicle icon

Someone went ghost and it stayed on the radar permanently

[ornate wagon]

What lvl do I have to be to send pictures again?

[obtuse gale]

Level 5

[ornate wagon]

Thanks

[wise tangle]

Best paying heist for 2 players

[dusky timber]

you didn't the lmao87 correctly it seems

[covert idol]

That's kinda too much. I did what most people can do

At least on enchanted u can easily get 130+ fps with mid range cpus

[dusky timber]

what you need to do is remove bp tires and buy the 0% armor and then hit a wall with both rear corners a couple times

goes like 210+

[delicate bay]

i feel like the reason lm87 was so slow for a while is because u had pretty low fps until you entered the desert

[covert idol]

135ish

[delicate bay]

imo anything 150+ is considered high

135 is like okay

[covert idol]

I can get that but my monitor is crap 75hz only

[delicate bay]

i mean the effect from fps is there no matter what hz your monitor is

[covert idol]

I've a fast ram but i'm lazy to tune it

And to play at 150+ fps, i'd have to use fsr balanced which looks like crap

[idle maple]

???

[olive nebula]

Don't buy it

[lethal birch]

It's a new activity added this week's update

[idle maple]

precision rifle was literally the biggest dissapointment ive ever seen in this game

[covert idol]

it says "A rifle for perfectionists"

[wise tangle]

Bug…

[wise tangle]

🤏

[olive nebula]

Cato Burrito guard is playing Golf in LS???

[idle maple]

none of those words are in the bible

[lethal birch]

Golf expansion in Cayo when

[fast herald]

aids

[jade meteor]

What you have

[fast herald]

i mean the shot missed, thats aids

[jade meteor]

What you have

[fast herald]

what

[covert idol]

i've a limited edition scramjet. this doesn't happen with that

[tawdry trout]

Didn't even try to get out of the way.:/

[smoky bloom]

what vehicle is this

[tawdry trout]

oppressor Mk3

[smoky bloom]

breh

[ancient rapids]

Where did you find this.

[smoky bloom]

in a yt vid

[ancient rapids]

Innnnnnnn what YouTube vid.

[smoky bloom]

if op mk2 never existed - mors mutual insurance

[compact pagoda]

It’s a mod

[tawdry trout]

[compact pagoda]

What about MMItm huh?

[tawdry trout]

He really asked in a scenario based video what vehicle that is

And what could have replaced it

[smoky bloom]

;-;

[smoky bloom]

whats that

[obtuse gale]

Me

The CEO of MMI™️

[lethal birch]

[hazy hull]

new outfit for those interested

[tawdry trout]

U look like someone that would wear it

[hazy hull]

ouch, I feel offended

[tawdry trout]

It was more of a compliment :/

[hazy hull]

oh

[tawdry trout]

That it's fits u good

[dusky timber]

that's why he's wearing it

[lethal birch]

[shell dirge]

This bitch ass walked directly in the blade. Can't make this shit up

[plush dock]

W

[vapid monolith]

avg scramjet experience

[sage ferry]

[olive nebula]

[sage ferry]

seriously. sparrow can spawn 5 feet away but MK2 on the other side of the mountains? -_-

[tawdry trout]

Should have gotten the sparrow then

[covert idol]

use mc menu

[tawdry trout]

Use CEO and spawn a buzzard

[covert idol]

MC president + > sparrow

[tawdry trout]

Couldn't be more true

[vapid monolith]

i never call the mechanic to get my mk1 or mk2, i either get it from the terrobyte if i was in CEO or from the MC menu if i was not

[real epoch]

https://medal.tv/games/gta-v/clips/kzrVLObp3nuhV05LU?invite=cr-MSxFWHAsNDE0MjAzNjUy

[trail wyvern]

the hell why do i have 2 in progress?

is this some bug

[wild cloak]

fam cant spawn cars properly

[dusky timber]

call lester
request job
accept the job
back out of the job
the vehicle is now even closer than it would've been if it spawned where it was supposed to

[warm pasture]

enjoy your INSTANT mc biz raid

[covert idol]

I don't get raided

[real epoch]

https://medal.tv/games/gta-v/clips/kzuh7zbhOzq9bCtkv?invite=cr-MSxjd3EsNDE0MjAzNjUy

[vapid monolith]

Buffalo EVX > your favorite car

[covert idol]

[tawdry trout]

white is better then black colored
video proven

[trail wyvern]

anybody knows

[uncut steppe]

@shell dirge

Yep, its imani

[shell dirge]

Lol not a bad upgrade 😂

[uncut steppe]

Ts video quality is so good my phone lags when i watch the video

Bro has a super computer

[vapid monolith]

thanks, i forgot to cap the recording to 60Hz only so it doesnt lag

[bold coral]

What is bro doing

[uncut steppe]

@violet pond

Heres the brickade. When i walk up to it, it wont let me buy it

Oh. I talk to mutt

Problem solved

[violet pond]

There is the money option @uncut steppe

It means its not bought yet i mean the money we need to give

Ok mp

[wise tangle]

Sell it or wait

[tawdry trout]

flud the skies with ur autistic skillz ✨

[hazy hull]

what do you want to wait for? sell that shit

[wise tangle]

Okay

[lethal birch]

Nah , blow it up

But fr , what else you wanna do lol , sell it

[normal bronze]

xd so true

[subtle elbow]

So like, was he aiming for me or aiming for my friend 😂

[still helm]

@faint nebula

[hazy hull]

this is the outfit, the other one is just from casino heist

[tawdry trout]

atleast u didnt get hit in the crossfire/ didnt give him a double kill

its w either way

[subtle elbow]

It was a group of 5, after battling w my crew for a bit they retreated to their facilities and repeatedly orbed us 😂 they hyper focused on the guy that was in AC130 for some reason

Just trying to recoup their kills for score

[tawdry trout]

trying to get higher score on someone xD

[subtle elbow]

In the end we were all still up on them, even though they orbed that one guy 5 times

[tawdry trout]

damn, he just tried enough for a clip

[tough sky]

thanks gta

[wise tangle]

[vapid monolith]

It seems like he didn't lean his lesson

honestly the nightshark isn't as scary when the windows are armored

its better without the armor on the windows imo

[tawdry trout]

how to tell if a person is unexperienced
if he has windows plates

did he even killed u once with that setup even?

[vapid monolith]

Agreed

[vapid monolith]

I got him 3 : 11, he only killed me with his e rounds sniper but never with the nightshark

[tawdry trout]

definition of insanity

[vapid monolith]

Lol

[patent knot]

unless something changed, the whole point of the nightshark was leaving the windows open so you can toss c4 at things, like air bursting mk2's

it was always vulnerable to gunfire and this clown even got rid of the one advantage it has over the ipc by installing windows armour plates

[hexed meadow]

i got window armor plates they look cool

[wise tangle]

Hmm

[dense sand]

Nightshark with window plating is just a really durable coffin

[steep dust]

Whats a better night shark alternative?

[olive nebula]

Imani Tech cars with armor plating

Trade off half the Explosive resistance compared to Nightshark but they can't lock on to you

[steep dust]

Ty to whoever suggested the auto shop. The union contract is great way to farm money.

[obsidian ruin]

😦

[compact pagoda]

2024

[true bough]

It is still haunting me

[obsidian ruin]

got pinged with a link to it :p

[vapid monolith]

yea lol

[vapid monolith]

imani tech cars with armors plating are better in that case honestly, best option is the Buffalo EVX

[vapid monolith]

true, and they're faster as well

such a beast of a car istg

[idle maple]

hm

[covert idol]

U discovered 4th dimension

[vapid monolith]

those textures, damn

[cyan moon]

@cloud lantern

2 options

[obsidian sparrow]

these are all terrible

[subtle elbow]

Dude this game is forever denying my keks wtf

[idle maple]

im sorry for your loss

[oblique lantern]

@lethal birch

[idle maple]

2nd one sucks ass, all the others are piss easy by comparison

after the first three i first tried all of them except the 9th which i did on my 2nd try

[dusky timber]

as noodle said, that's expensive

[tiny lodge]

What the hell

[ancient rapids]

It happened twice.

[tiny lodge]

Average rockstar experience

[wild cloak]

theyre pretty good for certain pve missions if u dont have a Kurama

[covert idol]

how tf is gonna be useful for pve if u cant use drive by weapons

[olive nebula]

It's not useful for pve at all even if you can

[covert idol]

i use it for pve

[olive nebula]

You mistyped the last letter

[jade meteor]

@jade meteor

[keen ledge]

nice wind calculation you got there..

[jade meteor]

Terrible actually

[keen ledge]

yea

[umbral wren]

NICE SHOT

🗣️

[covert idol]

dude made it way too complicated than it is