gta-media

[obtuse gale]

how tf

seems like there are actually respectable ppl in this server and crew

[sage ferry]

Is this a whole crew?

[lethal birch]

No , just the people that responded , there's 300+ members in the crew iirc

[sage ferry]

[lethal birch]

And mods didn't planned this , so lesser people checked the channel

We host it ourselves

We were fortunate enough to get 16 people which still quite big for hdb

[sage ferry]

True!

[rare mantle]

bro

😭

[rare mantle]

i really dont know how i should take this

[carmine nebula]

[sharp river]

Niobe HSW - decided on something blue instead of grey & modern

and that I chose this one over Banshee GTS due to better handling +turns

[errant cargo]

such a beauty

[carmine nebula]

How can you be so bad at driving

[sharp river]

[sage ferry]

well, the brickade doesn't have the best handling but this is still laughable

[next forge]

Did this while 3 griefers were after me. The dude in the oppressor blew himself up

[elfin arrow]

participating in a business battle isn't griefing, no matter how you try to spin it

[vapid laurel]

its music bro 🥀

[sage ferry]

[vapid laurel]

damn

i think

the joke might have went over my head

[next forge]

they were griefing me the entire time i was in that lobby for no reason

killing EVERYBODY

buncha assholes

[sage ferry]

what car is that? it seems explosion resistant?

[elfin arrow]

hermes, it's only like that because it's a business battle

[sage ferry]

oh

[next forge]

idk im not smart

but it seems explosion resistant

its business battle so thats probably why it cant be destroyed

[mental violet]

Divebomb

Took him for a ride

Nice snipe

[lethal birch]

@rich jolt @chrome zephyr

[rich jolt]

@chrome zephyr it was you!!!

[crimson cargo]

Does this scream “I’m an American”?

[knotty halo]

Best cover?

[split patrol]

Uhhh help it's stuck at 90%

[elfin arrow]

restart

[gleaming spear]

Tbogt or GTA 4 is the best one imo

[junior fulcrum]

You’re such a monster

[junior fulcrum]

I hate how PlayStation has that

[junior fulcrum]

Idk what you use to record but it barely plays for me 😭

[split patrol]

384 hours

[stark zealot]

Did 300h in less than 2 months

[split patrol]

[acoustic rune]

I like that

EXCEPT THE INCENDIARY ROUNDS

OH GOD 🤢

[split patrol]

me getting to level 130

[knotty halo]

Interesting choice

[night breach]

i dont know if i should laugh or be upset lol

is that real.. im upset they do that with korra if it is

well this is what i get for selecting random spawn

[junior fulcrum]

Didn’t age well but cool ig

[night breach]

I mean its obviously a play on Myron's Discobolus

[obsidian sparrow]

wake up samurai
we got a city to burn

[void marten]

It's a real frame yes it's from season 3

[latent charm]

Vice city

[night breach]

damn lol ive only seen about halfway through season 1 and so far, bolin is my favourite character

[void marten]

Bolin is so amazing I love him

[knotty halo]

I 2nd that

[night breach]

i wholeheartedly believe that he and Mako are in someway related to Sokka

Bolin acts and sounds exactly like Sokka i swear

if the two of them had a conversation it would be like lookking into a mirror

[split patrol]

who bought this plane into my hanger

[junior fulcrum]

Why is it so bright?

[split patrol]

it wants to burn your eyes

It was during the Dr Dre mission

[junior fulcrum]

@void marten debunked

[serene pine]

I see.

[junior fulcrum]

AI is stupid anyway, idk why you would ask it that

[serene pine]

@junior fulcrum

[junior fulcrum]

What

[junior fulcrum]

It really doesn't know

[serene pine]

Yep 🤦🏾‍♂️

[junior fulcrum]

I will 100% tell you though, it’s an exploit.

[void marten]

tell me something i don't know

[umbral wren]

2500 got taxed

[devout oyster]

IRS rubbing their hands

[umbral wren]

i won 355k i think with a three of a kind hand in 3 card poker

and then cashed out the million chips

[umbral wren]

@brittle osprey is this great parking?

[brittle osprey]

could be better

[umbral wren]

fair

[brittle osprey]

maybe more diagonal or something lowkey

[dusky timber]

[junior fulcrum]

Perfect spot for a sunset

[umbral wren]

so real

[umbral wren]

check other games i posted an ss of a bug in not a gta game

[split patrol]

@junior fulcrum

Still fly's perfect lmao

[junior fulcrum]

I know

[junior fulcrum]

Ping it pls

[split patrol]

GameStop.....

[lethal birch]

hi

[split patrol]

Hello?

[sage ferry]

Why is this thing so boxy

[split patrol]

dk

[shadow scroll]

does this police coquette spawn here usually? didn't even get wanted for stealing it behind the cops

[shadow scroll]

oh yeah i got 40k chips and only got 30k of them in my pocket

so this is true.they tax chips now

[olive nebula]

Yeah it's a random event been going on before D10 was released

It just appears there in free Roam

[shadow scroll]

so what do i do with it?

as i can't get it for free

[olive nebula]

It's just simple a normal car

That's about it

[shadow scroll]

nice, time to pull over players with it

[olive nebula]

Probably to let people test drive it

[shadow scroll]

ye and to have fun

also jesus do i hate cougars in online

i jobwarp to paleto bay and instantly a cougar goes after me

[olive nebula]

[ancient igloo]

There aren’t cougars in missions 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[olive nebula]

There are

[shadow scroll]

darkviper confirmed them

[olive nebula]

I literally saw 1 eating a body in my OGFA 1st setup lol

[shadow scroll]

huh rockstar patched the instant respawn glitch

[olive nebula]

Not 1 but 2

[ancient igloo]

It’s a reference to Darkviper

[shadow scroll]

there aren't cougars in online

[ancient igloo]

Cause I killed them all

[shadow scroll]

but they are infinite

[ancient igloo]

I killed them infinitely

[neat pivot]

This sounds about right

[ancient igloo]

That logo actually goes crazy

[runic garden]

Black ops logo energy 😭

Thanks to an amazing friend , i managed to obtain this ( not fancy for masterminds , I've tried before )

[static niche]

The logo goes crazy, but I doubt R* would go for an 80s theme again for 7. They've already reused San Andreas and Vice City, so 7 will likely be Liberty City unless they come up with a new location. Don't see LC and 80s vibing

[heavy otter]

We might have to wait 20 years for GTA VII though

[runic garden]

Next installment either san fierro or las ventures

[static niche]

You think so?

[runic garden]

Just a guess

What do you think

[static niche]

Yeah, I'm thinking possibly late-40's, early-50's

[brittle osprey]

The least realistic part about this is that it'd release in the 2040's and not later

[neat pivot]

Nah wym that sounds very realistic to me

[brittle osprey]

Nah thats too soon

[neat pivot]

You right

[static niche]

Whoops, wrong guy but yeah, I'm thinking 7 will be Liberty City. 4 was initially gonna be the entire state of NY but that was scaled back for obvious reasons. 7 would be the perfect time to reuse it as they've already reused San Andreas and Vice City now

[brittle osprey]

2 for 2

[mental tapir]

Call Mutuelle Mors

[woven cypress]

i called and they dont answer

so my car is not destroyed

[chrome patrol]

Check ur assistant

Too see if the police took ur car

[woven cypress]

alright

[dusty cradle]

Or check the map

And scroll on the icons

[woven cypress]

did both and still nothing

i was riding with it and joined another session cause mfs were annoying and it disapear

[dusty cradle]

Did you check all garages

[woven cypress]

yeah

[chrome patrol]

Could be a modder issue

Since you are on pc

[woven cypress]

modder stole my car!?!

my life saving car!!?!?

[brittle osprey]

modders can't steal your vehicles, it most likely just disappeared.

[chrome patrol]

Or deleted it 🤷‍♂️

[woven cypress]

is there a way to get it back lol

[dusty cradle]

Wait

How did you get the car

[woven cypress]

its a arena car

[brittle osprey]

https://support.rockstargames.com/categories/200013306?step=53799e30

You can make a ticket here, they usually give you like the cars value in money + 1 - 2mil extra

for searching vehicle names in this, type Brand name vehicle name, brand before vehicle name btw in the search list

[woven cypress]

costs like 3.5m with upgrades

uh wtf

it spawned in my main garage, i checked it couple times and now it just spawned

wtf

its not there when i call mecano too

happy i didnt lose it, it was all i had lol

[olive nebula]

Did you seriously bought a freaking Arena War and it's all you have?

[night breach]

im surprised theres no achievement

unless there are otehr arcade games, and theres an achievement for all of them

[brittle osprey]

yea

one of the first properties I buy on a new character

[olive nebula]

@wall(retired) come back please!

[brittle osprey]

no

[brittle osprey]

@lethal birch No clue if this is the one you specifically want but I have like 3 or 4 more Im going to make

Diamond blue with chrome secondary
Ice white pearly, frost white accent, sports wheels chrome

[shadow scroll]

i would not shit in this toilet

[sage ferry]

💀

[acoustic rune]

I keep getting this shit

My data couldn't be properly loaded

Yadda Yadda, game crashed, fucking hell, 15 minutes tryna open this bitch

[acoustic rune]

How

Why am i having this issue

[junior fulcrum]

I told people that and they didn't believe me

[junior fulcrum]

There are achievements

They display in your arcade

[rare mantle]

wrong one

[junior fulcrum]

@night breach you have to beat the entire game without using powerups or abilities, I’m still trying to get it

[rare mantle]

you have to take photo of a picture of dre and a poster of the diamond casino hotel

[acoustic rune]

I've done this heist 10s of times, never had this issue before

[junior fulcrum]

Wall, what was your first car?

[rare mantle]

they have probably been on the same spot all the time then

[brittle osprey]

carbon RS

[junior fulcrum]

Oolah lah

[olive nebula]

You don't look trustworthy I guess

:P

[junior fulcrum]

They all thought I was crazy 😔

Like I was losing my mind!

[olive nebula]

Riiiiiiiiiiight.....

[rich jolt]

you took the pic of the wrong one bro

[obsidian sparrow]

you have to look for the one with the diamond casino flyers, not just cds

[acoustic rune]

Everytime i took a pic of the CDs

And it worked lmfao

[night breach]

damn alright

[rare mantle]

first research btw

[burnt cargo]

Quite lucky.

[night breach]

im actually really glad franklin found a girl and settled down

the man deserves it

[acoustic rune]

Meanwhile i've researched just every paint job possible and shitass upgrades but neither that or ammo types have been unlocked yet

[cunning bridge]

Depends what ending you chose

I mean c is canon so uhh

[night breach]

Yeah i prefer C ending anyway

[lethal birch]

Sry for late reply but good enough , thanks

[olive nebula]

He even has kids too

[night breach]

Yeah

Im happy for him

[junior fulcrum]

Crying inside

[digital kiln]

What’s the fastest suv

[olive nebula]

Astron Custom

[covert idol]

issi rally hsw for top speed

[haughty garden]

and legacy wats fastest suv

[olive nebula]

Pegassi Toros

[digital kiln]

How can I kill the godmode car or players in the car

[wraith moth]

I was worried that all the modded money I got from public lobby hackers in 2017 would fuck me over but nah we in bois

[lethal birch]

Congrats

[cunning bridge]

Fuck the public lobby hackers ngl

[high root]

?

huh?

gta enhanced

SO FUCKING ANNOYING I CANT

NOT ONLY IT LOADS FOR FUCKING 4 MINUTES BUT IT DOESNT LOAD 1/4 OF THE TIME AT ALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what the actual fuck

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/1jk6dmj/pc_enhanced_loading_times_infinite_loading_screen/ ye i fucking knew im not alone fucking trashass game

[high root]

there are only 5 races in all gta wtf?

[random notch]

these are your bookmarked races

[shadow scroll]

enhanced is terrible, don't play it.. just go back to legacy and if you can do a migration rollback if you migrated from legacy to enhanced

[high root]

no

[high root]

these are my bookmarked

[stark zealot]

Gl finding someone to help in lfg

[latent charm]

I will miss those sounds when gta 6 comes out…

Gosh I love molotov ❤️

[high root]

how can i invite more people then from my trashass session that has only 5 people in it?

[rare mantle]

not sure if you can

[high root]

?

then how do i play it with people lol?

[jade garden]

go to a bigger session

[rare mantle]

you just leave the matchmaking open or join a bigger session

[rare mantle]

beat me to it, fuck

[high root]

how? i barely can find sessions with +20 people and how many do you think will be willing to join random pursuit?

i doubt its possible to play this gamemode unfortunatelly 😦

[tardy stone]

@high root, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg, #ps4｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg, #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg, #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg, #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @rare mantle

[devout oyster]

what is your Aim preference set to? Free aim has the most players
Check this at Settings- Gamepad

Also: What region of the world are you in?

[high root]

im in EU but i get russians all the time in my lobbies and i hate it

[devout oyster]

lmao yeah

[high root]

wow i was right who couldve thought

fucking shit gta "enhanceD"

legit worst online game ive ever played

the UX is beyond abysmal dogshit

and dont get me started when you finish the race and it creates completely new lobby with the people only in it for some reason so then you litteraly cant invite any new ppl if someone leaves

this game is underhated

[terse knot]

I accidentally started a whole ass fight 😭

[umbral wren]

Massive day for weazel news journalists

[trail wyvern]

bro got really mad cuz i killed him during business battle (it was stealing a car)

time to use the ron invite

[delicate bay]

🔑s

[celest valve]

didn’t know you could kick NPCs in the ass

[umbral wren]

CRITICAL HIT - 60

[tender coral]

@brittle osprey @storm charm epic heist finale

[deft canyon]

[junior fulcrum]

Interesting

[tender coral]

Im a professional heister

[junior fulcrum]

I can see that

[final lion]

Guess his ride 🤔

[tender coral]

Nothing ever goes wrong. 100% professional teamwork. We definitely got the elite challenge too

@dusky timber would be proud of me

[junior fulcrum]

Average GTA Players:

They're trying so hard

[dusky timber]

proud bc u destroyed a heli spammer but overall not proud bc heli

[umbral wren]

Don't smoke LD's special strain of weed you'll be seeing kites in the road ‼️

[tender coral]

[tender coral]

Isnt the heli the most consistent way to get the elite challenge tho?

[storm charm]

Bro has beef with using a vehicle in a pve mission?

[umbral wren]

[dusky timber]

no i always get the elite challenge with the provided car

[devout oyster]

unless host chose Asbo or Zhaba xD

With the sentinel and high level buyer in paleto you are faster than helicopter

[umbral wren]

opinion on oreo mcflurry

[elfin arrow]

i once did casino with lectros and man that was painful

shit so fucking slow it's unbelievable

[delicate bay]

tricycle is worse

or whatever its called

[umbral wren]

You mean bikes?

[elfin arrow]

yes

[delicate bay]

lets be real, double daily + full gold + paleto + sentinel classics is tough

[covert idol]

that's why u use retinue mk2

[delicate bay]

its good but costs more

so id rather do sentinel

[covert idol]

omg 55k more. i'm gonna go broke

[delicate bay]

also i lowkey don't like their spawns

maybe im biased cuz i always do sentinel but whatever

[hoary kindle]

@junior fulcrum i wasnt lying, im ready for the 3rd floor now

[umbral wren]

TOO MANY

[rare mantle]

WHAT

[umbral wren]

HEEEELNAWWW

[umbral wren]

@lethal birch
You gotta see this

[lethal birch]

Que ?

[hoary kindle]

😛

[lethal birch]

Oh it's Nelson , not a surprise

[umbral wren]

LMAO

[umbral wren]

Are you creating a Los santos Deluxo division for the military

[hoary kindle]

oh yea i js gotta get more money tbj

[celest valve]

that wasn’t accidental but ima try doing that when I hop on later today lmao

[hoary kindle]

dont fight thy hippies they will rock yo shi bro

[celest valve]

Sorry but the federal government does not have funds for that, we recently had to auction off a fuck ton of police cars what makes you think we can afford deluxos now?

[umbral wren]

Securoserv ceo speaking for the governor?

[celest valve]

Yes I am POTUSS

[umbral wren]

Uh you weren't democratically elected

Also you hate manifest destiny im hearing

[celest valve]

Nah I abducted the president and am assuming his form now

Real potus is safely locked within my facility surrounded by armed guards

[umbral wren]

just in you got booted back to the Securoserv lobby

this is what u get for being against manifest destiny

[hoary kindle]

opmk2 garage next?? (i might be able to make 1 floor only tho)

[celest valve]

good, my goal was to fuck the federal government and I’ve been doing a great job so far

[umbral wren]

How many vehicle can you store on 1 floor

[hoary kindle]

like 10

[celest valve]

I’m 4/10 done

[umbral wren]

Also your diamond casino chips that you won today have been also taken

[hoary kindle]

wdym 😭

[celest valve]

I didn’t win anything today but I haven’t been gambling

[celest valve]

I have 4

[hoary kindle]

i hit a jackpot and won 125k chips

[umbral wren]

Then why Ballas have boxes of "Securoserv ceo casino chips" on Grove street in a garage

[hoary kindle]

i have like 25 deluxos ( some fully upgraded)

[celest valve]

Rookie numbers

[umbral wren]

[dense gull]

[celest valve]

bruh all you need is 3

Or 1 but if your like me then you need multiple but not 25

[haughty garden]

instead of buying every car in game u only buy deluxo

[neat pivot]

This has to be a troll right

[tender coral]

It is

One of us literally sat in the gas for like 15 mins

[hoary kindle]

I have a wide variety of cars in every other garage

That ones just deluxo only

[split patrol]

why is that so god damn red 💀

[covert idol]

y u deemed as a spammer

[split patrol]

Account is limited

[lethal birch]

To remind people
Cuz you have to finish OGFA from start to finish in hard for the hard mode payment

[split patrol]

OGFA?

[lethal birch]

Oscar Guzman Flies Again

The mission you're doing right now ?

[split patrol]

oh I'm only doing it for the free helicopter

[lethal birch]

[split patrol]

[split patrol]

it took awhile for me to enter the hanger I was in loading screen

[lethal birch]

Btw , it's a livery , they are not giving you the iron mule

[split patrol]

Yeah I know but free is free

[split patrol]

so merry weather vehicle

[lethal birch]

It's a livery for the Iron Mule

That's it

[split patrol]

it says merry weather

[paper minnow]

merryweather security is the name of the livery

dh-7 iron mule is the name of the vehicle

[lethal birch]

[elfin arrow]

the reading comprehension of some individuals is truly quite astounding

[split patrol]

[celest valve]

You still have to buy the helicopter

[vestal blade]

how does everybody win it so damn easily like how

i have spent over a million chips on it and have yet to win anything above a mil

[celest valve]

I could make a collage of all the jackpots I’ve won

[vestal blade]

how many

imma guess 50

[celest valve]

I’ve made 32 million on slots so quite a few

[vestal blade]

im done playing slots

yup, i am

[celest valve]

Although that number is probably in the 50 millions bc I spent a lot on penthouse decorations and clothes

[celest valve]

I only play on in game saturdays, every other day I don’t win anything

[vestal blade]

interesting

[celest valve]

Idk why but all my jackpots were won on Saturdays

[vestal blade]

if i win on an in game saturday then imma go outside naked

[celest valve]

What machine ru using

Use the diamond miner directly behind the podium wheel

[vestal blade]

u am too

"i"

i just go to whatever diamond miner

[celest valve]

@vestal blade this one

Only this one

[vestal blade]

ye

[celest valve]

All the other ones haven’t paid me nearly as much as this one has

[covert idol]

wtf bro

[junior fulcrum]

Make him look like niko 🔥

[stuck yacht]

Looovvveee the career progress outfits. I was so happy R* brought E&E to PC

[devout oyster]

activate Windows 😂

[latent charm]

Fuck ass mk2 griefer. Can’t even grief me correctly. You’re getting exposed cornball

''Babygirl'' ahh 17 years old sweaty guy in his room full of bugs

[obsidian sparrow]

its been multiple years since imani tech released how do these people not know about it

[latent charm]

Idk mk2 users are so fucking dumb. It’s a shame to tell people I live on the same planet as these dudes

[obsidian sparrow]

i own a mk2 and i hate it lmao
how do these people have fun with it
its the most boring vehicle ive ever driven

if you wanna grief or something use a jet or something that needs a little more input, not just pressing a button

[latent charm]

I dm him

Now we wait 😆

[umbral wren]

Charge ur device

[sage ferry]

You owned them like a boss

[heavy otter]

I just orbed a nightclub sale he is outside of my fscility

[latent charm]

Why would you orb a poor person that can’t afford a chocolate bar..

[heavy otter]

That’s my way of promoting shark cards

[olive nebula]

The cash and rp from destroying it is worth it

[neat pivot]

💀

[dusty cradle]

Du dmed me this
Should I be worried?

[brittle osprey]

Why are you showing this? Demolition in prison break is the guy who destroys the active prison bus, goes to the chopper, and defends the vellum until they escort russian man out of the island

[tribal ravine]

what level are you?

[dusty cradle]

Idk I don't want dms from lester the molester

[tribal ravine]

i mean in-game lol

[dusty cradle]

Probably lower than yours ||465 something i don't remember||

[tribal ravine]

ahh i see

[sage ferry]

And you're proud of this because...?

[junior fulcrum]

Spitting facts

[dusty cradle]

What's yours

Shakemysmh

[elfin hill]

That’s higher then me

[dusty cradle]

Du is 836

[elfin hill]

Legit???

[dusty cradle]

Almost double mine

[elfin hill]

I feel like a noob now

[dense gull]

No

[dusty cradle]

Did you just say du isn't legit

[elfin hill]

I’m level 300 rn legit

[dusty cradle]

I have a level 7983 account does that mean anything

[elfin hill]

I got one account and it’s my main account

[dusty cradle]

Some players be following me around sessions just to orb me that's one of the reasons why I have alts

[elfin hill]

People don’t even try with me lol

[dusty cradle]

Like they would get destroyed and then just try to get that 1-0 to fill their ego

[dense gull]

[elfin hill]

Definition of a no life basically

[dusty cradle]

Some guy bought a 3 letter just to orb me

[elfin hill]

Orbing is dumb

[vestal blade]

how do people get that kind of grey minimap look like how you do

[dusty cradle]

One time I got jumped by a godmode and an orb spam

I wasn't even tryharding at that point

[junior fulcrum]

It means that you bought it 🔥

[dusty cradle]

That encounter was the curve tho

[dusty cradle]

Not all my accounts are bought

[elfin hill]

Any legit ones though? Like no glitches used?

[dusty cradle]

Obviously no

[elfin hill]

Damn

[dusty cradle]

My rp on my main is the only legit thing

[elfin hill]

Unfortunate

[dusty cradle]

Why is that

[dusty cradle]

I was legit up till this encounter

[elfin hill]

Because I’m legit, and I don’t like players who don’t play legit

[dusty cradle]

I played the game legit and enjoyed it but then there's no point on just keep grinding I already grinded once and that's enough experience as repeating things doesn't really bring joy and having encounters with real players can be different and not repetitive

[latent charm]

Wdym

[elfin hill]

Fair enough

[dusty cradle]

That's not mini map tho

Wait I saw different attachment

[dusty cradle]

Yeah idk how people find it fun to just repeat the same things over and over again

[elfin hill]

I grinded one account. Didn’t see the need in another. I have everything I need right here

[dusty cradle]

Yeah I saw someone here literally redo everything and start over again

[dense gull]

@mental tapir

[ashen sonnet]

My crew reports every one we see. Crazy how rare they are now 👍

[mental tapir]

Yep, that was me

[dusty cradle]

Reports? Rare?

Reports don't do anything btw

[dusty cradle]

Gl with that it's actually crazy to me lol

[ashen sonnet]

Well there were 7890's or whatever in every session and now they're gone

[mental tapir]

Its normal to me tbh, re-learn everything doe

[dusty cradle]

Those were duped accounts lol

[ashen sonnet]

No shit

[dusty cradle]

Those got ban waved

[ashen sonnet]

No shit

[dusty cradle]

I don't know anyone who got banned tho

[ashen sonnet]

Well they wasted their money - they're all gone

[dusty cradle]

It was 10€ I think

[warped nimbus]

i still got a dupp acc that didn’t get banned

i didn’t use it for over a year , still got all my modded shi in there, not my main acc tho

[sage ferry]

Dear diary: it's been 84 years. Adi is still talking about her bought accounts.

[dusty cradle]

[small crater]

( he was mad greifing and i killed him like 30 more times)

sorry abt music finally got my spotify to work

@I got a black dick

what the fuck is that user

[brittle osprey]

schitzophrenia, you know you can delete messages right

save people form having to read what I read

[dusky timber]

keep doing god's work

[junior fulcrum]

real

[acoustic rune]

Y'all, what's the closest thing to a Hyundai HB20 in GTAO?

Imma surprise my brother

[dusk bison]

probably that fathom npc car

[acoustic rune]

Oops

Wrong channel

[acoustic rune]

I'm tryna find a name

[acoustic rune]

It's similar

It ain't got that shape tho

[dusk bison]

Yea ion think there's a hatchback in gta

@acoustic rune nvm

[acoustic rune]

Tyssm

[high root]

its been stuck like that for 7minutes now

[random notch]

gta expirences at it's finest

[cinder anvil]

meow

[final lion]

Just remove ethernet cable and insert back

[random notch]

or restart your game

[flat latch]

a pro

[dusky timber]

fuck

[covert idol]

so it's faster or slower than u?

[junior fulcrum]

Faster

[junior fulcrum]

unless this is their video

[covert idol]

i saw the vid, he used drag tho

[terse knot]

Whats going on 💔

[junior fulcrum]

Drag is fast

[covert idol]

ik

but oreo would smoke his time with drag

[flat latch]

I just did 2:40 (maybe 2:45)
with the drag

[trail wyvern]

the fares really dont give a crap about the taxi itself, as long as it gets them where they want

[dark summit]

Anyone help me get money?

[tardy stone]

@dark summit, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @obtuse gale

[kindred niche]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Cshjn_UAWHg?si=luUV1VrhY48xeWhr

[burnt laurel]

trolling a few dudes who were killing me nonstop spamming missiles out of their Kosatka

literally swam to one of them and blew their Kosatka up with stickies

they even orbed me 2 times 💀

even took Toreadors to try kill me while im underwater, but I managed to hop in their Toreadors atleast once lol

literally were trashtalking me how im bad, but they were the ones spamming Kosatka missiles at me

[carmine nebula]

Were you using the mk2? If so you are indeed bad

[burnt laurel]

nah I wasnt

[burnt laurel]

i was just swimming underwater lol

[carmine nebula]

Nah before that

[burnt laurel]

no, not once

[carmine nebula]

So they call you bad for no reason

[burnt laurel]

I did use Toreador but only to destroy their Kosatkas and their Toreadors they went at me with

and I fought them underwater, I killed them and they didnt kill me once while were fighting underwater

the only way they could kill me underwater was with orb

and I was orbed 2 times

so both people used 1.5 mil just to get me out of the water LOL

they killed me 30+ times combined

[carmine nebula]

I can't even get mad when I get orbed like you had to spend 750k to kill me that's just hilarious

[burnt laurel]

yeah I was laughing like a maniac at their attempts

probably the funniest thing ive done to any player ever

only if I had seen a godmode player recently

I would keep shocking them on the ground with my Sasquatch

so they couldnt get up

literally get them to just rage quit

[carmine nebula]

How

With the shock bumper?

[neon tundra]

Just got the The Vinewood Club Garage

[carmine nebula]

Nice river

[merry fiber]

Stfu no one asked

[glass shell]

😭

[devout oyster]

Best maintained Taxi in Uganda

[kindred niche]

https://youtube.com/shorts/7Dr6AOIV78c?si=9i3tLK6zVKPcRRTN

[carmine nebula]

Mad cus you're broke

[small crater]

what did i do? i was @ing a person

[brittle osprey]

A person that doesn't exist

[small crater]

yes he does?

the spaces inval the @

i did not know that neither did you so sorry broski

[dusky timber]

is this why ugandan knuckles is so scuffed?

[small crater]

@gilded wing

[small crater]

SEE

wait wrong guy

[brittle osprey]

I don't see anyone

[small crater]

cant find him again cause the search for player tab is buggin but he had the pfp of the default fortnite black guy zoomed in

[merry fiber]

Bro is someone who likes his own comment🤓

[calm fox]

Lmao

[unique cargo]

i want to help him

[brittle osprey]

go to grove street, call the cops

[sage ferry]

They are preparing you for the hard falls. Life is not easy 🥲

[crimson cargo]

@terse kite this is my route after I get in from drainage tunnel. the red X's mark the guards/camera I kill, and the orange route is my exit from the basement (the alternate path is if I had the keys)

[ornate mortar]

damn thats tough

[crimson cargo]

how is this a tough route?

[ornate mortar]

i mean tough like solid

[crimson cargo]

oh

[ornate mortar]

not like hard

[crimson cargo]

yeah it works for me

least guards/cameras, only gotta kill the one guard on the stairs, but i kill the one near the entrance of drainage tunnel in hopes he drops keys

[celest valve]

Keep sending your goons merryweather, each one ends up like this

[umbral wren]

soviet space program circa 1960:

[terse kite]

Ah, k. A bit different than myself. Once in the compound, I don't kill any guards. Can sneak by that guard on the stairs on the way to the office without killing him. Just wait a couple seconds for him to get to the bottom of his route and you're good to go by him.
Where/how do you leave island then if you head to dock after?

[crimson cargo]

Drive off on boats at the docks

[terse kite]

Just any direction away from map?

[crimson cargo]

Yep

I’m not a normal player

[acoustic rune]

I can lengthen your penice

[crimson cargo]

i don't trust anything people say in universe

[sage ferry]

Except Pavel. You can trust good boi Pavel

[umbral wren]

Ts is TOO POLITICAL 🥀

[sage ferry]

[dusky timber]

this message is offensive

[sage ferry]

But not bannable

[umbral wren]

oreo will remember that🥀

[vivid fulcrum]

Imagine typing without using "justify". This is enough reason to not let him play the game

[sage ferry]

According to the dad that posted that, his son was 12-13 when he typed that letter. Said son is 33 now

[vivid fulcrum]

Still

33 and can't type a proper 2 paragraph text

[ashen sonnet]

You don't justify a personal letter.

[celest valve]

Literally could not have picked a worse possible time to attempt and rob ponsboys

[split patrol]

What's a large diamond

[acoustic rune]

this

[brittle osprey]

Its a special cargo item, pretty neat, think its worth like 135k

[split patrol]

I got it free

[brittle osprey]

No, thats its sale value

[split patrol]

no from the wheel

[brittle osprey]

I know where you got it. Im telling you how much it will sell for.

[split patrol]

yeah but I got it for free from wheel

[junior fulcrum]

What the ragebait

[brittle osprey]

playstation players

[junior fulcrum]

Honestly 😭

[brittle osprey]

Im not even sterotyping anymore, this is just how they act

[junior fulcrum]

The Average GTA Player needs to learn

[junior fulcrum]

“I will first ask your permission dad.”

[junior fulcrum]

You received the item from the wheel out of pure luck. However, the item you received is a special cargo item and can be sold at your cargo warehouse for $135,000.

Yes you got it for free, but you’re meant to sell it at your special cargo warehouse.

[junior fulcrum]

Hopefully that jogs your brain @split patrol

no offence intended

[split patrol]

oh

[junior fulcrum]

@brittle osprey worked

[brittle osprey]

it didn't work first or second try I will not help them, unless its something so purely simple that if they don't understand it, the game will be unplayable

[junior fulcrum]

Real

[split patrol]

so I can sell it in my hanger at airport

[junior fulcrum]

It just baffles me how some people can’t understand

[brittle osprey]

No. At your CEO special cargo warehouse, On the laptop, where you sell stuff

[junior fulcrum]

No. Your CEO special cargo warehouse will have it.

[junior fulcrum]

200IQ

[trail wyvern]

very worth it

[brittle osprey]

I would suggest a different time of day (most likely dusk or dawn) and then probably turn those lights off or make them yellow, but nice, even though you can't really see it

[trail wyvern]

ah yea

[junior fulcrum]

I think it’s the Clique? Can’t tell

yeah it is

[brittle osprey]

broadway

clique is smaller and doesn't have a taxi livery

[junior fulcrum]

It’s so hard to see

[junior fulcrum]

Oh, I didn’t even notice the livery

[junior fulcrum]

Hmm. True. The front bumper was different so it confused me, but I assumed he had just changed it

[brittle osprey]

if you need it side by side

[junior fulcrum]

If only we could use it for taxi missions

[junior fulcrum]

You can tell from the hood, bumper, and a bit of the sides, that it's a broadway too

[junior fulcrum]

hmm

[brittle osprey]

that looks nothing alike

[junior fulcrum]

Are you serious

[junior fulcrum]

The windows are the same and the headlights are the same

[brittle osprey]

Yes, I am series, cause the only special livery that even has is a christmas bow

and also, the clique is smaller in height by a longshot as well

[junior fulcrum]

That old ass livery 😭

[junior fulcrum]

I know

it’s just that you can barely see his car

[brittle osprey]

are you blind?

my discord is darker than that

[junior fulcrum]

Idk if it’s because I’m on my phone or anything

But I just can’t see it that well :(

OH

@brittle osprey my phone brightness is down

Now I can see it :)

[trail wyvern]

you can

damn

i hope Jodi is fine with the car like this

[elfin hill]

The recovery is insane

[junior fulcrum]

Nuh uh

[latent charm]

I’m glad it didn’t overreact!

[junior fulcrum]

Hell yeah, you’re the king of the skies

[limber haven]

Gj

[junior fulcrum]

goodness me

Pooks, stay safe in South LS 😔

[latent charm]

Gta 6 story mode graphics or what?

[junior fulcrum]

Do you have HDR or something on?

[junior fulcrum]

This clip looks so dark

[trail wyvern]

with the livery you can

[junior fulcrum]

Kappa

[latent charm]

@junior fulcrum yesterday i killed a griefer that provocated me and guess what? Same person said they ''trapped'' me. They couldn’t see I had an armored car with Imani tech inside my garage lmao. Then I told them: Didn’t you say you trapped me?

[junior fulcrum]

[stray wedge]

Didn’t know where to post this shii but this is my avatar

[latent charm]

I escaped faster than the big booty of their own grandma swigging in their face

[junior fulcrum]

He looks okay I think. It’s very pixelated

[latent charm]

Your picture quality could be a lost media

[stray wedge]

sigh stupid phone

[junior fulcrum]

It seems like everyone just gets dreads or edgar cuts on GTA online as a male

[junior fulcrum]

just take a screenshot and download it off the Xbox app

[stray wedge]

iPhone 14 Pro Max

sigh

[brittle osprey]

I can tell off the image quality

[junior fulcrum]

Buddy, you’re taking a picture of your tv.

[junior fulcrum]

LMFAO

[stray wedge]

Oh hi wall

[brittle osprey]

hello

[junior fulcrum]

WHAT 😭

[junior fulcrum]

@stray wedge Brain

It’s not that hard

[junior fulcrum]

Looks silly imo

[latent charm]

I want yours tho

(Don’t tell anybody)

Well,time for some acid selling

[stray wedge]

It is hard though

something is to download it

There is that better to your sensitive eyes 😆

[stray wedge]

Where you go 🥲

[junior fulcrum]

O-Oh

[stray wedge]

that’s normal

[junior fulcrum]

I feel like your camera is still too far from your character, but he looks chill

I’m just not a fan of the clothes or the dreads

[stray wedge]

Zoom innnnnnnnnnn

[summer quiver]

Ocolot Virtue right?

[stray wedge]

Nope

[summer quiver]

i forgot the name

its a free car tho

[stray wedge]

Yep

[summer quiver]

turismo R

[limber haven]

Turismo R

[stray wedge]

Yes

[summer quiver]

jinks

[latent charm]

@junior fulcrum boutta change my character’s face

For something more original yk

[junior fulcrum]

Show me her before you do

[junior fulcrum]

Yuh

[latent charm]

You already saw her

[junior fulcrum]

I forgor

[junior fulcrum]

Ic

She looks like an early 2000s girl

Cute outfit though

[latent charm]

What makes you say that lol

[latent charm]

Awww thankies

[junior fulcrum]

The clothes

[latent charm]

Which one looks like 2000s?

[junior fulcrum]

The shirt and short jeans

[latent charm]

The shirt look like the 2000s?

[junior fulcrum]

Idk stuff like that

[stray wedge]

Say uwu

lol

5 star

[junior fulcrum]

uwu

[stray wedge]

lol

[junior fulcrum]

What a screenshot

[latent charm]

My favorite clothe in the whole game

[stray wedge]

screen shot?

wah

[junior fulcrum]

That’s what it’s called 😭

[latent charm]

I used a glitch for the rainbow print on it tho

[stray wedge]

that was from my xbox 😭

[latent charm]

But it’s patched on new gen so if I lose the sweatshirt I lose it forever

[junior fulcrum]

This picture looks beautiful is what I’m saying. Minus the UI in the way

[junior fulcrum]

Yes but the angle and background is stunning. The scenery is beautiful

[latent charm]

I’m so embarrassed to live on the same planet as these people. Makes me wanna leave earth

Griefers these days…

[stray wedge]

That pretty

[junior fulcrum]

What a buffoon lmao

[latent charm]

Each time I get stalked in game it’s always these mk2 with bad aim 💔

[junior fulcrum]

[latent charm]

Like get the fuck off this game you’re losing your time

''Best agency is at Little Seoul!..'' my honest Rockford Hills reaction:

Ppl has to buy it fr

I love the X reference in the sky. (For people who don’t know,the X in animes/shows means that the apocalypse is near)

[junior fulcrum]

Always

[vivid fulcrum]

Does it happen every time?

[split patrol]

character was bugged 💀

[latent charm]

Yeah

[vivid fulcrum]

[junior fulcrum]

I mean you’re always using your phone

I can ensure you that a screenshot is faster and better 😭

[split patrol]

well I don't have a computer

[junior fulcrum]

Take a screenshot!! >-<

You console players have no damn clue

Screw that 😭

Hold your PS button and press triangle.

Then use the PS app on your phone to download the screenshot off the PlayStation app. @split patrol

like it’s faster than having to take your phone out and take a pic, I’m telling you

but you console players just somehow forget that you can take screenshots

This has been a thing on console for almost as long as GTA 5 has been out 😭

And you still won't read your UI

Forgive my rant, but goodness sake

[latent charm]

@junior fulcrum TRANSIENT

I MADE MY NEW CHARACTER’S FACE

[gray oasis]

Anyone have a clue what vehicle is this that i am wondering the name of it, I'll send pic in dms

[latent charm]

@junior fulcrum LOOK AT THAT

Did all by myself

[shadow scroll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356717122121765065/1373155809902465115/GTA5_Enhanced_2025.05.17-04.32-00.01.29.008-00.02.25.233.mp4?ex=68296281&is=68281101&hm=fdc1ea12893296ade791d6ffebd046f030ceebfb58481e41d0ec6505ffc01abf& absolute perfection

[junior fulcrum]

Mmmwah kiss kiss

so cute

[shadow scroll]

ugly as shit btw

the character customisation in gta 5 is terrible, let's hope rockstar allows us to modify everything relating to our online characters, maybe make them fat aswell xd

[junior fulcrum]

wtf

[shadow scroll]

what

[limber haven]

It's cutie tho

[shadow scroll]

looks ugly to me

[junior fulcrum]

I’d like to see you make something better

[shadow scroll]

i did

[junior fulcrum]

2013 game.

[limber haven]

But i agree the customization overall in gtao itself isn't that wonderful or realistically

[junior fulcrum]

show it off then.

[shadow scroll]

i will when i get to my pc

[ashen sonnet]

Haters gotta hate

[junior fulcrum]

I believe my character is hot asf :3

[limber haven]

Show

[junior fulcrum]

Tried to make her gothic

[junior fulcrum]

Not home yet

[limber haven]

Alright

[latent charm]

I was proud of something for once…

Ruined my mood

[junior fulcrum]

Ignore them

Your female character is gorg

Found a decent picture of her @limber haven

[limber haven]

Happens to me a lot but with vehicles
As long as you like it don't mind toxic feedback

[junior fulcrum]

Few silly pics @limber haven

[limber haven]

Looks nice actually

[junior fulcrum]

I’ll show you better pics once I get home

[fleet quartz]

[junior fulcrum]

Thank you~

If only I wasn't shot in the ass

Hari and Me should slay

@rich jolt retire from Andrew Tate

Let's be Panty and Stocking

The only tattoo I got for her was the forehead one. It perfectly suits her

[latent charm]

:))

[latent charm]

Merryweather must be happy when dying into that IAA building 😹

[latent charm]

Ngl yours is better

[junior fulcrum]

Thanks

I dunno what else to get that wouldn't ruin her look

[shadow scroll]

[junior fulcrum]

Two bikini baddies, all suited with guns.

[latent charm]

We can say that you got a…. BIKINI BOTTOM

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[junior fulcrum]

Ba-bum tssss

[junior fulcrum]

I’m finally home btw

[latent charm]

Same sound when I clap your cheeks

@dusty cradle is disappointed lol

I wouldn’t exaggerate tho

[junior fulcrum]

W-Woah

@dusty cradle I have nothing to do with this!

[junior fulcrum]

I-I said ba-bum tssssss

It’s a sound effect

Usually used to refer to the punchline of a joke

https://youtu.be/bcYppAs6ZdI?si=HthNc0hpOHl1jj8D

Check the comment section. You’ll see a whole bunch of jokes where that sound could be used as an example.

[junior fulcrum]

@dusty cradle bikini bottom. I was wearing a bikini bottom in the picture, yet they were referring to bikini bottom from SpongeBob as a joke.

[rich jolt]

the vibe from our characters really

[vivid fulcrum]

this like rule 3 or somthn

[junior fulcrum]

THIS IS SO US @rich jolt

[junior fulcrum]

But we’re allowed to show off our GTAO characters wearing bikinis 😭

[vivid fulcrum]

man Idk what this server is about

[rich jolt]

not nsfw

we gucci

[junior fulcrum]

It’s literally us when we fly away 🔥

[rich jolt]

didn't realize the Panty was tanned before at all.

perfect

[lethal birch]

What's the chance of meeting your favorite YouTuber in a random lobby? That must be like 1 in a million lmaoo
Lucky af

[craggy stirrup]

UVersusPro is a 🐐🔥💯

[umbral wren]

W t f

[craggy stirrup]

Fr atleast censore something like @lethal birch Good job btw

[umbral wren]

ts does NOT belong in GTA media🥀

[lethal birch]

That doesent have anything to do with GTA too lol

[craggy stirrup]

Thats what im saying gang

Ayo someone get da modz rq, we bout to snitch🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣

[umbral wren]

Also you should attend Vienna art school

[umbral wren]

SO REL

[craggy stirrup]

Ppl getting banned with this one🗣🗣🔥🔥

[rich jolt]

nah I'm good.

[umbral wren]

Bro with these skills you gonna be accepted

[craggy stirrup]

We gonn be declined from art school with this one🔥🗣
That aint his Art, bro took a random picture 💀💀💀 im dead bruhh

You can back search that, shits everywhere gang

[umbral wren]

Helnaw

He gonna get rejected for copying others work

WE GOTTA KEEP EM AWAY FROM ANY POLITICAL OFFICE ‼️ ⁉️ ‼️

[rich jolt]

nah bruh I'll be president

[lethal birch]

I didn't know you voted yourself for the election

[umbral wren]

Average not democratic elections activities 🥀

[lethal birch]

I will keep @rich jolt in check don't worry

[umbral wren]

God's work fr

[rich jolt]

Women beating andrew tate

[lethal birch]

I still have no idea what triggered this lol

I just spammed the reload button

[rich jolt]

p2p network that's what lmfao

[flat latch]

how nice of them

[elfin arrow]

better if the code had been 012345

[umbral wren]

79 23 38

[bronze tiger]

they forget the code so much that they have to place the reminder next to the safe

[junior fulcrum]

73 27 38

[olive nebula]

79 27 38

[junior fulcrum]

sus

[delicate bay]

how did i get cops

[olive nebula]

Photoshopped

[delicate bay]

like they can see blood on the hood or wtf

[umbral wren]

That looked more like a 3 to me

[limber haven]

Show meh

[junior fulcrum]

In bed, it's 10:18pm

[limber haven]

I sleep at 5am

[burnt laurel]

4 more files for gold and 2 more planning works for platinum

[hazy hull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1294811629468385393/1373306192117366894/image.png?ex=6829ee8e&is=68289d0e&hm=03ea5e60f7187f7c0797f08db793ad8c96140cc068178b144e71322f3b345a06&
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1294811629468385393/1373287968487248084/image.png?ex=6829dd96&is=68288c16&hm=370db7c7b8fd473d1656fc6efbe388791c49feedb8a3486594ef1f050fcf962f&
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1294811629468385393/1373287434334371860/image.png?ex=6829dd16&is=68288b96&hm=af9126611b1025996b413363a604e47553efaa90f4e99a8fe6909eec9ccb877b&

[celest valve]

Hardest one is the platinum Darnell bros Inc, if I remember correctly you need 5 million total earned

[celest valve]

When their creative engine is reaching its limit:

[hazy hull]

wdym, it's just confirmation that cayo guard is working 2 other jobs for us, the players

therefore he has to be the rat el Rubio keeps looking for

[mighty harness]

Got the Merryweather Security livery for the Buckingham DH-7 Iron Mule on both characters (Male and Female)

[delicate bay]

Ok

gg

[quick river]

Bro is literally Brooklyn T. Guy

[split patrol]

@junior fulcrum

[junior fulcrum]

Yes, I'm aware.
The avenger has been out for almost 10 years now.

[split patrol]

one wing

[junior fulcrum]

I know

[split patrol]

still flys

[junior fulcrum]

yes

[junior fulcrum]

Also, I’m glad that you clipped it instead of recording it off your phone

[split patrol]

can it fly with no wings

[junior fulcrum]

naur

[split patrol]

I recorded it on PlayStation then recorded it on phone

[junior fulcrum]

You coulda downloaded it but ok

[split patrol]

how?

@junior fulcrum

[junior fulcrum]

Gosh the PS app UI is so garbo

[junior fulcrum]

Should be the 2nd or 4th tab on the bottom

[latent charm]

My gta daily activities

[junior fulcrum]

I should be there

[burnt laurel]

shouldnt be hard, cause afterall, its basically 100k+ for every file, and I need to do 50 of them, and that is 5 mil in total

and i need to do around 32 more of them, I think

gotta check

[burnt laurel]

33 actually

well, time to grind the Brute Force and Project Breakaway files

since those are the easiest alongside the Art File

I dont wanna do the Black Box File unless its the priority file, otherwise no

[celest valve]

Or complete 50 files

[burnt laurel]

oh and I gotta "repo" 15 more cars for Simeon to get that platinum

[burnt laurel]

oh wow

[burnt laurel]

did you unlock the Firebolt ASP for free then? I bet you must have if you have all the platinums

[celest valve]

Yes I unlocked it the second week after release, bc back then it was the only way to obtain the Firebolt ASP

[burnt laurel]

damn, you were dedicated

[celest valve]

I got Jodi’s retirement fund set up for luxury bro

[junior fulcrum]

@sinful merlin they did it

[celest valve]

Yo how fucking long it takes for my phone to read an external drive containing +100GB of 4K content running a system that my phone is incompatible with?

Too long.

[junior fulcrum]

A screenshot from Xbox shouldn’t take that long lmao

make your screenshots get captured in 1080p, not 4k

[celest valve]

I don’t use Xbox, I use external storage

[junior fulcrum]

You’re using your phone for pics of your tv

[celest valve]

Tf is this?

[junior fulcrum]

What is that 😭