gta-media

[celest valve]

Must’ve figured he don’t stand a chance against my money

[keen ledge]

[wild tapir]

[celest valve]

Look at this sweaty ass griefing ass camper 💀

[junior fulcrum]

OMG JUN IS WHEN THE TRAILER COMES OUT

CONFIRMED

[neat cairn]

So?

[carmine nebula]

Ts jumpscared me so hard

Happens quite often that this minigun blows up personal vehicles in 1 or 2 hits even when shooting from the sky

[keen ledge]

hows that June explain

[sage ferry]

Orange is the New Black taught me a very fine phrase

Trust no bitch

[sage ferry]

@wooden sky

it's for GTA+ only

[wooden sky]

Damm yeah that's a massive win for the gta+ guys

[junior fulcrum]

June in short is “Jun”

[keen ledge]

Yeah how that plate defines "Jun"

[junior fulcrum]

Jun = June?

[keen ledge]

I was asking about the plate what are you talking about?

[junior fulcrum]

Oh

[last oxide]

I hve the rockford one.. wondering if its worth to get the one near casino lmao

[junior fulcrum]

Top left of the plate

[keen ledge]

This

Oh my god

Seriously?

[junior fulcrum]

It would make sense though :(

[sage ferry]

I didn't quite like it that much tbh. Flying and shooting that plane is annoying. I guess I can do all the setups and then replay glitch the Titan Job on hard mode for 1.5 mill, but even that takes longer than Cayo, and my Cayo average is like 13 mins, and it's also about 1.5 mill payout

[junior fulcrum]

June is so close to the rumoured release!

[keen ledge]

See the plate not registration date or something

[keen ledge]

June is there since 2013

[edgy anchor]

Rumors rumors rumors

[junior fulcrum]

31st of May or June!

My brain is fried.

[keen ledge]

I was asking about the plate texts the yellow text

Its like saying some word

But I can't get it

Like E1LV1S for ELVIS

Try again now

If you know what I mean

[edgy anchor]

I don't think the registration sticker is a reference to anything lol

[keen ledge]

Like D3V1L for Devil

[keen ledge]

Jun is not but text is saying something

I searched on Google it said F1 EVL

But that's not a thing here

[sage ferry]

is this kinda licence plate possible?

plus there's a car at simeon's that looks a bit like cruella's

[keen ledge]

You mean Roosevelt?

[sage ferry]

yeah that one

[keen ledge]

If that reference then no

It's different and nothing to do with Simeon car

It rotates every Thursday

[edgy anchor]

[pallid pike]

The car just explode its 10000 times more easy

[keen ledge]

@edgy anchor keep thinking expert I hope you come out of something

[edgy anchor]

I think you're just grasping tbh

[keen ledge]

No

It says something I mean not context to gta 6

[pallid pike]

You want custom plate?

[keen ledge]

And I never meant any context to gta 6

[keen ledge]

no I have it

I was asking what does Gun Van plate says

[keen ledge]

this

[pallid pike]

Huh

[keen ledge]

think and then tell me

[pallid pike]

Idk

[keen ledge]

usually 3 is for B and 1 for I

[pallid pike]

I was never see that lol

[keen ledge]

so it makes BIEVL

[pallid pike]

On every?

[keen ledge]

but idk whats that and also 500 is saying something

[keen ledge]

I just saw todays van

[pallid pike]

Bro

[keen ledge]

but am sure it same everyday

[pallid pike]

Its a random plate without signification

[keen ledge]

no

[pallid pike]

Huhhh

[keen ledge]

random plates are like 1feekl1

[edgy anchor]

[pallid pike]

What

[keen ledge]

it seriously saying something

[pallid pike]

Bro is an expert of plate

[pallid pike]

[keen ledge]

cause I play lspdfr

I read plates everyday

[pallid pike]

HUHHHHH

[edgy anchor]

Playing a mod makes you an expert on whether or not a plate is random...

[keen ledge]

sorta

[pallid pike]

Wait i will check something

[keen ledge]

my man!

[pallid pike]

OWWWW THIS

[keen ledge]

thats why I love Railgun

[pallid pike]

The ammo shop

[edgy anchor]

I'm just pointing out how that sounds

[pallid pike]

So probably easter egg of a dev @keen ledge

[edgy anchor]

If that

It probably doesn't really mean anything at all

[keen ledge]

my boy solved nice mystery

[edgy anchor]

[keen ledge]

but we still dont know what "31EVL" means

[pallid pike]

Easter

Egg

Probably name of a dev

[edgy anchor]

Referencing what

[keen ledge]

maybe

lets try solving it

[pallid pike]

@keen ledge

[keen ledge]

for whole day or maybe tomorrow

and keep solving

[pallid pike]

No, the truck is the same every day, so its a random plate

[keen ledge]

@amber grotto need your urgent help pal

[keen ledge]

its not random

[amber grotto]

[keen ledge]

its always same plate

[edgy anchor]

The plate is the same every time

[keen ledge]

check tomorrow

[pallid pike]

There is only one bro please think

[keen ledge]

it will be this only

[edgy anchor]

It's, for all intents and purposes, the same vehicle

[keen ledge]

see just like 500 means we see it when in nearby 500m range so evl maybe for like guns name

some kind of

[edgy anchor]

[pallid pike]

Why i cant put media here ? ;-;

[keen ledge]

I know you people are stressed out

but lets keep thinking

we can solve it

[pallid pike]

No forget it

[keen ledge]

you need level 5

[pallid pike]

HUHHHHHHHH

[edgy anchor]

I just don't think there is any significance, alternative meaning or reference in the plate whatsoever

[keen ledge]

but you can dm me if find any clue

[keen ledge]

there is pal just like 500

[pallid pike]

No that was a joke

[edgy anchor]

You keep saying that and yet have nothing concrete to show for it

[keen ledge]

you said there is no significane for 500 but see there is

[keen ledge]

but I was searching and my friend Railgun helped me

[pallid pike]

OMMGMGGGGGG BROO I FIND A PLATE WITH 102COOL62

WOWWWW THAT SOO STRANGE

[keen ledge]

but we want 31EVL

[edgy anchor]

Ok?

[keen ledge]

so there is some significance in this unsolved mystery

[pallid pike]

Bro have decided to dont understand everything today...

[edgy anchor]

Whatever floats your boat man, I just think this is a fool's errand

[keen ledge]

oh I got it what 31 stands for its like 31 days

means always available

and there are like 30 locations

so it can be that

[edgy anchor]

They're not even the same number

[keen ledge]

some sort we are still investigating mate

please don't conclude give us some time

but they dont have any updates for Gun Van sadly

more reference https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Vehicle_Features/Custom_Vehicle_License_Plates

[junior fulcrum]

MAY 31ST

[keen ledge]

how's that possible and it aint gta 6 date pal

[junior fulcrum]

Not the date for GTA 6, just another trailer

[keen ledge]

so forget that thought

[edgy anchor]

Where does may come from

[junior fulcrum]

The game is rumoured to release in October

[junior fulcrum]

the plate

[keen ledge]

how

EVL IS MAY?

[junior fulcrum]

31, and if we remove the 0s, we get 5

5 is the month of May. 31st… MAY 31st!

I am not crazy!

[keen ledge]

oh my god

we already decided what 500 is for so thats booked

just look for evl now

[junior fulcrum]

What is it for?

[keen ledge]

31 is almost done

[keen ledge]

.

[junior fulcrum]

31 days of May

[junior fulcrum]

Oh

[keen ledge]

damn you keep thinking about dates but not words

[junior fulcrum]

What about June?

[keen ledge]

[junior fulcrum]

Honestly, I’m expecting a trailer around then anyway. They have to feed us.

it's likely that they’ll post a 2nd trailer soon

[keen ledge]

then ask R* support they know it very well

[edgy anchor]

They're probably not going to tell you lol

[junior fulcrum]

No way

[keen ledge]

maybe try bragging them

[junior fulcrum]

TGG is so braindead with me

We've both gone crazy

[edgy anchor]

They're just going to close the thread because it's a waste of their time

[junior fulcrum]

imagine if they released the trailer right now

[keen ledge]

I cracked it

its EI EVL

I just referred to all the license plates which has 3 and it all stand for E only

and EI EVL is an aircraft

https://www.flightradar24.com/data/aircraft/ei-evl

damn it was easy but took long cause I kept thinking 3 is B

[edgy anchor]

[keen ledge]

so our gun van is telling some story of this aircraft or something

[junior fulcrum]

It’s a 737

[edgy anchor]

[junior fulcrum]

Meaning that 7+3+7 = 17

July 1st

[edgy anchor]

How could a van selling contraband weapons in a game possibly be related to a commercial airliner

[keen ledge]

have you heard about the ghost story

[edgy anchor]

Again, how do those two have any relation

[junior fulcrum]

Basically 2013

2+3+1 = 6

[keen ledge]

I mean we are not keeping logic here

[junior fulcrum]

June, 17th

[keen ledge]

thats what am referring

[edgy anchor]

So it would seem.

[mighty harness]

@burnt laurel @paper minnow

[burnt laurel]

noting this down

[paper minnow]

Hmm

[burnt laurel]

next time I start up GTA I will go to the same place at the same time but with a compact category car of my own, apparently the Cypher is such a vehicle

i will go with a compact category car so that I can increase its spawn chance

[dusky timber]

you can't steal the panto though

nor the dukes or the rhapsody or the glendale

not sure if glendale can spawn in the traffic

[sly pilot]

Parked in the wrong spot

[flat latch]

yeaa.. naaaaa
Salvage Yard

[solid sapphire]

yeehaw

[solid sapphire]

its not that bad imo

go through vespucci and the road already shows up

[sage ferry]

thanks, I guess

got bored of spinning so just let it be and that's what I get lmao

[elfin hill]

Casino? I thought the mystery rewards was just discounts lol. This is suprising

[sage ferry]

Yeah. Mystery rewards can be a lot of things

[elfin hill]

I don’t spin it enough to know so oh well

[unborn rampart]

saw someone get a rocket voltic lmao

[golden berry]

There's pretty much everything possible on the mystery, can go from the lost slamvan to p&q

[keen ledge]

get the mystery Tractor

[west plover]

im getting griefed for sure

[shadow scroll]

what did they do to my nightsharks sound :(

gtav enhanced is garbage

[burnt laurel]

@mighty harness how did you get it to spawn? ive been driving around the same place for a few minutes now and still keep seeing Asea's spawn, no Panto whatsoever

[mighty harness]

I was in the Vinewood Car Club checking the GTA+ stuff (yes, I have it hate me if you want) and exited it to spawn my other vehicle. When I exited the car club, it (the Panto) was there so I saved the clip. You can see the Car Club on the mini map in the clip.

[burnt laurel]

yeah, I did see it

but I kept driving around the entire terminal and didnt see one

thought I saw one but it was the stupid Patrol Dilletante

[burnt laurel]

by terminal I mean the entire place

[mighty harness]

To be honest, I rarely seen pantos spawn or drive around. I can't tell you consistently how to get one. And even if you do get one I don't know if you can drive it into the LS customs

[burnt laurel]

I saw that apparently one could, rarely, spawn near the LS Customs in Burton

[mighty harness]

Maybe you just need GTA+

[burnt laurel]

ah well

I can keep trying

going around Rockford Hills till I see one

or near Arena

[mighty harness]

Maybe around la mesa

[burnt laurel]

can also try there

ah well, tomorrow

gotta go sleep cause I have school tomorrow

[mighty harness]

Why don't you just buy one lol

[burnt laurel]

wanna try finding one before I give up and buy it

[storm charm]

Why did it spawn behind a fucking mountain

[covert idol]

use mc menu

[storm charm]

No

[viral ore]

Ong ive been caught with a telephone or lightpole between my landing gear going straight up WAY too many times🤣

Stg sometimes that shit spawns too close to one and when i try to take off itll fucking climb it way up ts like a stripper

[solid sapphire]

i dont see a problem

he wants to relax on electrical sticks

sparrow being sparrow

[plush sigil]

@trim crater

[sage ferry]

35,000 RP?! Jesus christ

that's like 1 whole level for me

[lethal birch]

Only if you win , the drop off is crazy lol

Just 2 place behind cuts it in half

[plush sigil]

Yummy points, I love the open wheels events

[glass shell]

Silent raids are a thing..i wasnt in ceo or mc.. i had roughly 74 crates in a large warehouse

[sage ferry]

Imagine how good you need to be at driving to win against 12 other people

[plush sigil]

It aint that hard tbh

[lethal birch]

Depends on the lobby , most of the time it's easy

Not like Max Verstappen plays GTA

[plush sigil]

Sebastian Vettel is playing, Dude stopped his career back in 22

[storm charm]

The one time my jet doesn't spontaneously fucking explode the instant I call it in, it gets an impenetrable forcefield

[celest valve]

Get outta my way ya stupid judge, ima drunk billionaire

[celest valve]

That’s why it didn’t explode, because it couldn’t explode

[storm charm]

I swear this is how they balanced the raiju
Just make it unusable 75% of the time you call it in but give it a 5m cooldown

[mental tapir]

Ghost raid

[olive nebula]

Atleast he was told that it got raided

My crates just disappeared without a notification

[junior fulcrum]

It’s seriously not that hard

[trim crater]

?

Oh daym 180??? Hell yeah

[trim crater]

45 seconds?

[plush sigil]

8 minutes, 45s was my fastest round

My highest was 230k but I forgot to save the screenshot

[light root]

somebody asked to prove 2x parkour

[haughty garden]

how to get rid of this jerry can

[junior fulcrum]

Go outside and drop it

[haughty garden]

its come again when i change lobby

[junior fulcrum]

Maybe you keep picking it back up?

[bold coral]

COOKED

[haughty garden]

also i cant collect damn cash even when change lobby xd

[junior fulcrum]

If not then try restarting your game

[junior fulcrum]

Saw already

[junior fulcrum]

Your game is bugged

[trim crater]

@mental tapir it should be around here

[mental tapir]

Did Yusuf called u?

[trim crater]

Yes

[mental tapir]

Try change new session if it appear

[trim crater]

alright

[haughty garden]

tried that yesterday

[junior fulcrum]

Yeah, it’s definitely a bug 😭

Try wasting it maybe?

[uneven mango]

WHAT HAPPENED 😭

[trail wyvern]

That line fits perfectly with the screenshot

[haughty garden]

that wat im playing rn xd

[compact pagoda]

Small world huh

[celest valve]

[peak crescent]

||a second delay just hit gta6||

[haughty garden]

yep ppl still have panther b2b glitch cayo

[celest valve]

Lowkey the first time someone has asked to use my clip for a YT video, I said sure

[celest valve]

I’m sure there will be several more to come

[solid sapphire]

ion want gta 6🥀

[celest valve]

@tulip hill this a camping greifer 💀

Enhanced

[neat cairn]

Why Rockstar?! Whyyy

[trail wyvern]

because its not finished? lol

[abstract cipher]

Wild meme

[trail wyvern]

https://youtu.be/Dbfs3X96d7Y

[carmine scarab]

Duh?

[trail wyvern]

[carmine nebula]

3 minutes of grieving with the rhino*

[trail wyvern]

nah bro started it by randomly starting to kill me and CEO on broomstick, then i got on toreador and explodes his ass, and then i got the rhino and started camping him

that is only the last 3 minutes of it before i got bored

[neat cairn]

Wb khanjali

[trail wyvern]

its the opposite actually

[light pike]

!gun van

.gun van

what's the command??

/gun van

[dusky timber]

!gv

[tardy stone]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @dusky timber

[umbral wren]

Real

[trail wyvern]

🇺🇸

[solid sapphire]

ass🔥 🔥

[vivid fulcrum]

Where

[proud sigil]

Hello, are either car any good i can buy?

also, is it worth even doing the customer repains?
or should i buy the 2 perosns to do it automaticlly?

[haughty garden]

solo player who complaint about casino heist

Casino heist elite with random

[covert idol]

i've got pac elite with randoms

[haughty garden]

but lvl 1 is rare

[haughty garden]

yea get those 2 guy to deliver it for u and go do something else like heists or anything

[potent summit]

Is this justified?

[vivid fulcrum]

One on the left is delisted

Might be worth having if you're collecting cars

The other seems like Primo?

Benny car can be bought from his website

[celest valve]

10/10 diving skills

[vivid fulcrum]

Should've shot the rocket anyway

[celest valve]

Nah the casino has been good to me lately

Not my fault if their valet is a dumbass

[vivid fulcrum]

It's tradition

[vivid fulcrum]

He's asking for it atp

[celest valve]

I beat him w a golf club bc he tried to start a fight afterwards

[vivid fulcrum]

[celest valve]

This was lowkey funnier though

Wish it did the same way as that but it decided to smack him in the stomach instead ☹️

[vivid fulcrum]

Did you see

[celest valve]

Watch this lmaoo

I’m gunna miss the broken D5 when it’s patched

Most of the time I just like driving around the game and having fun, except yesterday I spent 20 million dollars and ion regret it

[paper minnow]

bleeder burgers and deludamol

[glass shell]

Famous cutscene 🍓

[dusk bison]

Avon quartz and his little machine cliffy

[celest valve]

Sounds like a vibe 💀

If you bring teh burgers, I got all the deludamol in the world at my CEO office

[celest valve]

Annnnddd 2027 delay. 💀

[dreamy fable]

🫣

Jiggle physics

[tidal girder]

Oo

[gusty ridge]

if delay to 05/26/2026, release trailer 2 then

[trim crater]

Exactly

[lost geyser]

omg, I thought you were going to take action but in the end, you messed her upside down :p, poor thing

[lost geyser]

Is this the exact dance that will be animated in the game ?

[glass shell]

😔

[abstract cipher]

rashkovski died

[covert idol]

bro is having deliver emp ptsd

[olive nebula]

Why gurka why....

[trail wyvern]

...

[junior fulcrum]

listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen.. listen listen.. cigarette.

[rough shore]

[split patrol]

[dusky timber]

call me a loser, the way i lose myself in you
or something

[split patrol]

he wants to do the humanin lab raid but I'm busy atm so he spams me if invites

[dusky timber]

pros of being me: noone invites me
cons of being me: noone invites me

[split patrol]

oof I only invite people for cayo perico or casino

or help if a heist

[rough shore]

I'll invite you

[split patrol]

rest in peace

[trim crater]

Nothing impressive but secounds before they was saying get your sniper out and kill us because I kept killing them in my deluxo Beacause they killed me for no reason, ask and you shall receive I guess

[split patrol]

You killed that poor man 5 times

[trim crater]

he invited me to a voice party and was talking so much shit he left me no choice

he was annoying as hell so put him in his place would have been more then 5 if he didn’t leave

[split patrol]

"take care"

[split patrol]

Ferro-Velho

[trail wyvern]

yes

[split patrol]

Spanish?

[trail wyvern]

portuguese

[split patrol]

oh never heard of that language

[limber haven]

This is heartbreaking

[trim crater]

Thought this move was pretty cool, the poor guy in the b11 wasn’t expecting it at all, then he got destroyed💀

[delicate parrot]

bro should have saw that coming 💀

[delicate parrot]

awesome

[mental tapir]

Chill fly of deluxo

[chrome zephyr]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/DJIt5ltIPCs/?igsh=MWtvOXA5OThqYWhibA==

[sinful merlin]

Why mooted :/

[split patrol]

30%……

[olive nebula]

Your fault you picked them

Now u can't switch until the Heist is done

[solid sapphire]

lost 10% of money for nothing

[split patrol]

They wouldn't let me pick him twice 💀

[swift ginkgo]

Bro why

[covert idol]

hires 10% driver, ends up using heli

[haughty garden]

lestar so damn greed he take 5% and he doing nothing

[sinful merlin]

Greed? He tells you what do to do

[haughty garden]

[limber haven]

5% is not enough tho

[lost geyser]

GTA IV coming release May 26, 2026

🙁

[solid sapphire]

VI*

4 was in 2008 lol

[lost geyser]

1 more years guys

[vivid fulcrum]

Says the pc guy

[lost geyser]

yah i am sry 😄

[vapid pewter]

gta 4 coming out in 2026 :(

[sharp lotus]

good clip bro

[random notch]

for real

[vivid fulcrum]

How did you make that chad in your pfp

[burnt laurel]

after finding out about latency, I guess I gotta buy a Pyro so I can do it lol

so I gotta save up 9 mil, for Pyro and for regular Terminus

or maybe 10 mil, not really sure

[amber grotto]

@compact pagoda

[compact pagoda]

Thank u

Does this make them spawn more often somehow?

[amber grotto]

nah,only one will spawn until you deliver it. wait no,when you are driving one to the dock,one should spawn somewhere.

[compact pagoda]

Aha

Thank you nailgun

[amber grotto]

its so ass man,i only did this once for career progress

[compact pagoda]

I just realized i don’t know where the route starts

Is it Chumash?

[amber grotto]

start at the dock

[compact pagoda]

Ahh ok

[celest valve]

Go ahead, pose for the deceased cameraman

[amber grotto]

[burnt laurel]

time to complete the Brute Force File like an intelligent person

and Brute Force File is complete

no lives lost and all challenges complete, too

pretty close to getting that Firebolt ASP

just gotta do 12 more files and unlock last 3 platinum awards

technically gotta do 37 more files to get a platinum award along with making 5 mil from the files for another

[junior fulcrum]

Is this for exotic exports or whatever it’s called?

[junior fulcrum]

I was actually working on these earlier lmao

[amber grotto]

yes

[junior fulcrum]

Good luck to whoever is doing them

[burnt laurel]

yeah I need 11 more planning works to get platinum reward

[junior fulcrum]

I haven’t done them but it made a friend of mine who has done them make him lose his mind

[junior fulcrum]

gl

[burnt laurel]

thats just 4 files

but 37 for the other platinum rewards will be challenging

[burnt laurel]

need 50 files done for one platinum and 5 mil earned from the files

so that should help decently

if I keep repeating Project Breakaway and Fine Art File I should get it done quickly

I mostly dont wanna do Black Box File since I think its the hardest out of all of them

and it takes the most time

Breakaway I can do easily with my Deluxo and Fine Art same

[compact pagoda]

Im giving myself 2 hours

[burnt laurel]

you trying to get all the exotic exports cars?

[compact pagoda]

Yep

[junior fulcrum]

It’ll take longer than that, bud

Just make sure to stay in the same session or else it may reset

If I remember correctly

[burnt laurel]

I might also try and do it too

afterall, if I can get any free car I will get it no matter what

[junior fulcrum]

Get the golden buzzard

You’re not meant to show this bruh

😭

[steel raven]

Why not

I’m proud of it

[junior fulcrum]

I can’t remember why ngl

[steel raven]

Alr I’ll trust u on this

[burnt laurel]

I do also plan on getting that

same with the Barrage and other cars/vehicles

just 36 more files and 8 more planning work and I can get the Firebolt ASP

and 8.4 mil till I can get Pyro and regular Terminus

want Pyro due to me finding out about Latency

I am also quite disappointed with Rockstar not giving us another car we can take for ourselves in the Salvage Yard

last one I think it was the Vysser Neo, which is the first one I ever got

[mental violet]

The mk2 one is so real

[hearty meadow]

@brittle osprey thanks for recommending the contracts

[brittle osprey]

are you cloud streaming the game ;-;

[hearty meadow]

No just playing, I ain’t no streamer

[brittle osprey]

cloud streaming is where you don't need a console to play it, you are playing it from a mobile device right?

[hearty meadow]

No on ps5

[glass shell]

looks like no one wants to met @valid junco at the LS car meet

[hearty meadow]

Ls car meet doesn’t appreciate my license plate

Sorry

[shadow scroll]

THERE ARE COUGARS IN ONLINE!

[shadow scroll]

yeah

[abstract cipher]

there are no cougars in missions!1!1!1!1 it’s a million to one!1!1!1!

[sage ferry]

The game's been out for like 12 years and you just realized?

[shadow scroll]

the joke is the there aren't cougars in missions

[sage ferry]

Oh 😅

[solid sapphire]

yes there are

in oscar guzman tower and plane mission its often for cougar to spawn there and eat u

it happened to me twice

[shadow scroll]

"THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE"

[abstract cipher]

Just snipe the towers with boom rounds

[paper minnow]

https://youtu.be/DlxkZOdCNlw?si=G5uhOVgyoYCpZx9W&t=15

[abstract cipher]

You can snipe it all the way from the hangar spawn

[abstract cipher]

A million to one!!1!1!1!1

[solid sapphire]

nah am better then

i got it twice lol

im still concerned why was i kicked out of the crew

[paper minnow]

Y'know, modmail exists

[solid sapphire]

it didnt answer me

after 22 hours

21 actually

what else u expect me to do?

[abstract cipher]

🤳 🖥️

[junior fulcrum]

🤳📺

[abstract cipher]

LMAO

[junior fulcrum]

That’s too generous

[serene pine]

Lollll

[abstract cipher]

[burnt laurel]

got my brand new HSW Hakuchou Drag

[inland solstice]

Keep any concerns in Modmail, basically. We review cases individually and it takes time

[brittle osprey]

Believe it or not, slower than the d5

[solid sapphire]

no it isnt

[brittle osprey]

Maxed out with Hsw, it is infact faster in alot of cases even on the freeway, the D5 has a buggy acceleration stat

Lets ask @junior fulcrum about that one time I almost killed him, and in the same mission he ran into me and got flattened

[solid sapphire]

well if u want to talk about bugs or glitches i should mention the yellow car from casino mission

[junior fulcrum]

Does it count as running into when I was in front of you?

[brittle osprey]

Nope, you aren't required to do any glitches or bugs in order to attain that speed.

If thats all this game is to you, bugs and glitches, why waste time

[junior fulcrum]

Real

[brittle osprey]

You were behind me, hit my back left bumper, slid ontop of me roof, I stopped, and you died on the road

[junior fulcrum]

Oh

Wall, please, this won’t help my PTSD

[brittle osprey]

you ruined the run, I was just going to cruise until he landed the stupid plane, it was on the first god damn setup

[junior fulcrum]

😔

so brutal

[stark lynx]

how'd you get the vault door thing?

[brittle osprey]

Own a penthouse, go into agatha bakers office, and on the desk there is a blueprint you can take a photo of

you don't need to be in the prep intel mission to get it, you can take a pic of it anytime

[mental tapir]

Male and female hehe ❤️

[solid sapphire]

this aint goon game mate

[mental tapir]

Too late

[serene pine]

…

[stark lynx]

bet thanks

[shadow scroll]

lester job tps were patched this night

[shadow scroll]

gooner

[mental tapir]

Yep, cuz this game is 18+ so wai not

[shadow scroll]

💀

[brittle osprey]

17+, but alright

[compact pagoda]

I NEED the specs for the male character

[shadow scroll]

bros gonna goon on the male character

[compact pagoda]

Yes

[shadow scroll]

💀

[swift ginkgo]

My male character is goated

[mental tapir]

What's wrong with goon looking?

[compact pagoda]

Ahem ahem..

[paper minnow]

[flat latch]

I hope they wont ask for me for new tyres

[swift ginkgo]

Ur good

Just tell em it’s a new tuning option

[west plover]

Skibidi gooner

[terse knot]

How do i explain this to the insurance company

[swift ginkgo]

Body slammed

I guess that should do

[dusky timber]

have u sin (sin indeed) his garages

[brittle osprey]

whar

Ion wanna look at trashy car garages, where people purposefully make them worse and call them good as cope

[dusky timber]

yeah u better not

my scars from seeing them still haven't healed and it's been years atp

[lethal birch]

45

[paper minnow]

its 1 hour

[lethal birch]

I tested it myself I even timed it

[junior fulcrum]

Ok

[lethal birch]

It's an hour

[paper minnow]

same with oscar guzman

[lethal birch]

At first I also don't believe it when TC told me , so I tested it myself

[brittle osprey]

48 minutes >:(

[junior fulcrum]

Who knows 😔

[brittle osprey]

I do

[junior fulcrum]

You do

[junior fulcrum]

Dang the US is lucky ☠️

[tender coral]

Meanwhile xbox

[junior fulcrum]

Cheaper?

[tender coral]

Increasing prices

Series s will be 400 and series X will be 600

[celest valve]

so predictable

[latent charm]

Happened to me too many times. These people fr deserve a 3 days ban just for lacking common sense

Anyway,that’s not for no reason jewelry heist is my favorite heist in story mode. 100% first try

[junior fulcrum]

Oh, didn’t know that applied to the US as well

[latent charm]

Just did it again 5 mins ago

[celest valve]

for real, then I went to my yatch to look at clips with anti aircraft on, some random was just casually beaching the kosakata

[junior fulcrum]

It’s a really nice heist

[latent charm]

The sweetest heist for me

[junior fulcrum]

Have you done the story before?

[latent charm]

11 Times

[junior fulcrum]

I see

[junior fulcrum]

How come you changed your pfp?

[latent charm]

I changed it for resident evil

[junior fulcrum]

Oh ok

[latent charm]

Was too pink for too long

[latent charm]

The only reason these ppl do that is probably because they are 13 years old kids doing nothing of their lives and failing school classes

The way you act on internet reveals the way you act irl and that’s not a cap

Prob just some red flags

[mental violet]

Just a game bro

[celest valve]

kinda.. I wouldn’t light someone on fire or submerge them in the ocean like I do in video games

[latent charm]

Doesn’t mean you gotta ruin people’s fun mate. That’s what I’m talking about when I say y’all lack common sense

[mental violet]

Wdym y’all

[latent charm]

Lmao

[celest valve]

Or whack them on the head with a golf club 💀

That one’s my personal favourite 😂

[latent charm]

Reasonable crash out

[latent charm]

Don’t let them know your next move

[celest valve]

#gta-online-mk2 message
They won’t don’t worry

Can you see in mk2 chat?

[latent charm]

I just saw. You should hit harder

But with griefers and irl now

[celest valve]

she died first hit

[terse knot]

What did i do officer..?

[night sable]

Start recording before leaving the chair

[junior fulcrum]

There are two shotguns there

[marble quiver]

you commited a crime and you must now pay the price my friend

[terse knot]

They randomly came in pointing the gun at me

[night sable]

Several people claim they're getting wanted as soon as they join sessions, could be it

[terse knot]

They even towed my carrr

[junior fulcrum]

Can’t even get a haircut in LS

[brittle osprey]

mr president get down !

[celest valve]

President knows his second amendment rights especially if some random is tryna shoot up the store I’m shopping in

Then he tried to grief tf out of me but eventually ended up leaving once I blew up his mk2

[tender coral]

Gta 4. Trying to recreate those busted videos

[hearty meadow]

What y’all think of my plate

[compact pagoda]

Its the best thing about this image

The car itself, is not

[hearty meadow]

I’m so proud of that plate

[compact pagoda]

Nice NY plate too

[hearty meadow]

Looks way better than normal gta5 plates

[edgy hawk]

Bro regrets his life choices

[compact pagoda]

For crying out loud

[edgy hawk]

What the zest bro

Full white would look better fr

[elfin hill]

At least they weren’t angry tryhard clowns…

[compact pagoda]

Why hello Darby Allin

[hearty meadow]

Bros thinking about how he’s gonna afford child support with his cop salary

[edgy hawk]

Real😭

[trim crater]

Didnt have a choice it’s modded

[sage ferry]

And Rockstar allows this for everyone to see but u can't name your horse "Cocaine" in RDR2 story mode because "profanity filter" even though no one can see it. The fk

[hearty meadow]

It’s modded lmao

No way this is allowed normally

[sage ferry]

Oh

[edgy hawk]

Uhm hello gta??? Spawned me past the fucking barrier

[hearty meadow]

Swim further

Do what we all tried to do, maybe you’ll find gta 6

[edgy hawk]

Nah bro I joined a cayo just now

[hearty meadow]

Wasted opportunity

You could’ve found Miami

[brittle osprey]

You are no-where close the barrier my friend

[lethal birch]

You're swimming back from Cayo

[hearty meadow]

Bros seeking the panther statue

[tender coral]

WAAAAAALLLLLL

I didnt know they added usable planes to gta 4

[brittle osprey]

helo

[latent charm]

How one comes to be so agressive 😭

It happens to me sometimes and I just go on tiktok and wait 😂😂

[sage ferry]

Wait a minute, GTA 4 has an online mode?

TIL

[elfin hill]

Because I also happen to be a tryhard and whenever someone loses to me they can’t accept they lost so they hunt you making themselves look worse then they already are…

[vivid fulcrum]

how

what could've gone wrong

[junior fulcrum]

Always had

[celest valve]

@near rock regular rounds vs Full Metal Jacket rounds: (they both have bullet resistant windows)

[near rock]

Do you have a video of the two differnt rounds on the same vehicle. Are the bullet proof the same on both vehicles?

[celest valve]

They all have the same resistance to bullets regarding FMJ rounds

[latent charm]

Fr they are just acting dumb

Ppl on that game are way to egocentric

Like chill out it’s not that deep seeing someone happier than you and less frustrated

[near rock]

Gotcha. Yeah, the FMJ shread but what's the percentage of players with mk2 weapon ammo and of that how many are using FMJ?

I serious don't know

[celest valve]

Probably a lot

Second best aside from explosive rounds

[celest valve]

I mean dealing with players, 99% of the time they will be using some sort of explosive so you probably will want to do the same however dealing with NPCs the full metal jacket rounds are great

[latent charm]

Ppl playing rocket launcher then blowing up themselves are so bothered

[celest valve]

I personally prefer to use a good old fashioned firearm rather than some explosive weapon but I can’t speak for everyone else and their James Bond weaponized cars

[latent charm]

I just drive an armored car that handles 12 missiles and Imani tech

It’s hard to kill me lmao

[celest valve]

fair enough I do that sometimes too but usually a missile jammer sends the message..

[latent charm]

Sometimes you gotta throw a little sticky bomb lol

They have to be close to you to shoot you properly if you got à missile jammer like I do

Most funniest thing

[celest valve]

I just throw a Molotov in their face 😂

If they still follow me then I’ll blow them up but I’d rather not be put in bad sport lobbies for utilizing the 2nd amendment

[celest valve]

Perfect landing

[keen ledge]

That vehicle is paid actor

[olive nebula]

I dont understand why people keep saying Iron Mule can't pickup sell vehicles, I'm literally hooking my Pounder to deliver it ;/

[pale stream]

Made the rockstar logo for shits and giggles

[brittle osprey]

Believe it or not, lawsuit

[jade garden]

help

[sharp pier]

it doesnt work on some i remember it didnt work on the van that set up my acid bizz

[amber grotto]

🤳

[mental tapir]

Get in, it will teleprt to secret R* place

[jade garden]

v

[split bay]

Anyone proud of their male character and how it looks because I can’t find a good looking male to use I need help

[olive nebula]

Make John Wick

[split bay]

I did before it was my very first character but it looked too plain

Like I just saw a black suit from my perspective

Kinda boring

[amber grotto]

[covert idol]

speed comparison

[jade garden]

team lives and take are normal

[dusty sorrel]

Tf is this desync?

[dusk bison]

hence why lester says the gta online protagonist is unpredictable to michael

[dusty sorrel]

This is why you make a female character, way more clothing items and your face doesn’t have to look as plain since there’s a decent makeup selection

[dusty sorrel]

Bros cooked

[split bay]

I had a female character but it lowkey was distracting me

[dusty sorrel]

Well put on pants you silly goose

[split bay]

Still distracting

[dusty sorrel]

Baggy pants?

[delicate bay]

play in first person idk

[split bay]

Or I can just be male

[delicate bay]

never had that problem and all my characters are female

[split bay]

But now I need a good face looking male

[paper minnow]

Tail-less pyro goes hard

[random notch]

how do you do that

[amber grotto]

wtf

[bold coral]

That was all your fault

[twin yarrow]

Nah npcs should chill.

[celest valve]

☹️ no valet service?

[celest valve]

literally me every time I open fire

[pale stream]

Im not selling them their just for me

[eager urchin]

Imagine if drag could wheelie

[covert idol]

It gains max speed by leaning forward which is easier than doing wheelie

[eager urchin]

But wheelie even faster

[limber haven]

H drag is really fun to cruise in the city and pass the traffic then go flying from a hill pfft

[final lion]

Turning on that bike is like truck 😐

[glass shell]

Got all 3 checks on RV There Yet 🥺

[trim crater]

Chunky monkey😏

[vivid fulcrum]

You really did that to a toreador

How could you

[trim crater]

😂😂

I didn’t

Was modded before passed to me

[celest valve]

Maybe you should stick to regular bullets instead of explosives..

[sage ferry]

Handbrake ☺️

[dusty sorrel]

There is no such thing

[sage ferry]

May I ask why all your weapons have the metal jacket bullets? XD

Or do you have the explosives in another sniper rifle?

[junior fulcrum]

They suck at flying

[junior fulcrum]

How much for one?

[junior fulcrum]

They won’t know..

[pale stream]

the white one or the full logo

[junior fulcrum]

Banshee my goat

[junior fulcrum]

Both

[junior fulcrum]

Yep

[pale stream]

if ur actually interested i could prob do 5 usd for the white one and 7 for the full

if you live in the states shipping should be less than 5 bucks

[junior fulcrum]

Deserved

[junior fulcrum]

It kinda can

[junior fulcrum]

Looks like acid or green vomit 🔥

[junior fulcrum]

I’m from Australia

But are you west coast?

West coast is cheaper I think

[pale stream]

yea im in ga

west coast of usa

[junior fulcrum]

Dm me the full prices for the logos and the shipping prices for Australia if you can with proof 🙏

[pale stream]

sure i gotchu

[junior fulcrum]

And thank you very much

I love getting mailed stuff from around the world lmfao

[pale stream]

thats nice i do too

ill dm u inna sec

[junior fulcrum]

[junior fulcrum]

Must’ve been a rank 5

[celest valve]

I think they were rank 40

[junior fulcrum]

Buffoon

[celest valve]

there’s only two weapons that have explosive mk2 ammo and I use them on the shotgun and sometimes the sniper

But i prefer using the extended mag on the sniper bc the explosive shells are expensive (not that I care ) and have a reduced capacity

Mainly the reduced capacity sucks

[stark lynx]

credit to @lethal birch - @hidden wigeon (just sending bc I have nitro)

[lethal birch]

Cayo perico nightmare mode😂

[celest valve]

I’ll wait until the rain stops

[trim crater]

all my weaponised Vehicles are funky coloured, no reason for them to look clean

[junior fulcrum]

Not hating

[lethal birch]

You really trust the brakes of the Mule don't you

[junior fulcrum]

Maybe don’t full speed on a turn with a truck during the rain on a bridge that’s over water 😭

Like

[lethal birch]

Did you save it at least ?

[stark lynx]

why didn't you go up in the pause menu to find new session faster? also I just go into the strip club or change my outfit presets while it rains

[celest valve]

Ik my reaction time was terrible bc I was somewhat stoned

[lethal birch]

[celest valve]

And yes it saved (meaning I kept most of the stuff)

[lethal birch]

That's good to know lmao

At least not total loss

[trim crater]

Yeah igu

[celest valve]

Eh payphone hits is where the real money is at this week

[stark lynx]

in your defense you were in the air so you couldn't really stop

[celest valve]

That’s more of a side hustle lmao

[celest valve]

Ik and there was a post infront of me so I couldn’t turn back into the street

[stark lynx]

I do dumb shit like that all the time even without rain

[celest valve]

Tbh I knew I was fucked the second my tires were off the ground

[stark lynx]

(this was my very very poor days when I just used a free car bc that's all I had)

[eager urchin]

But only from air and very short

[junior fulcrum]

It’s tow trucking for me

[celest valve]

Eh I do stupid shit like that allllll the time ffs.. HSW be having me flying into walls, the ocean, gas stations and pumps, etc. it’s mainly when it’s selling product that it becomes an issue for me

[celest valve]

Is that good? I haven’t done one yet

Since the bonus

[lethal birch]

I was having a call with someone while driving with one hand

[stark lynx]

I haven't blown myself up recently but I just get small shit that sets me off (gotta watch the stop sign in this clip)

[junior fulcrum]

Only if you’re willing to grind and drive for a bit in a tow truck

Pays like an average of 70k+ per car with the 2x

[celest valve]

Lmaooo tragic

[stark lynx]

that was actually a clean landing

[celest valve]

I get 180K / payphone hit

[stark lynx]

other times I'm dodging cars on 2 wheels (gotta clip someone to start another kind of clip)

[junior fulcrum]

That’s with GTA+ though

[celest valve]

Yes I think it’s 90K for everyone else

[junior fulcrum]

Yep

I prefer towing tbh

I don’t have to stress about the assassination bonus

[junior fulcrum]

That’s cool asf but if only you didn’t crash and land down there

[stark lynx]

I mean kinda had to clip that guy to start going on 2 wheels it was an unintentional cool clip

[celest valve]

Ok, my current nightclub sale isn’t near any body of water so I think I’m good

[trim crater]

here’s some of my pictures, what y’all think?

[runic garden]

*** fabulous ***

[trim crater]

Thank youuu

[stark lynx]

not one that's off is the first one hiding that last car behind that large one

[trim crater]

Why the futo😭

[junior fulcrum]

Very nice

[trim crater]

Never mind that’s not my futo

[stark lynx]

when you flex cars in a garage gotta flex em all

[trim crater]

wasn’t really a flex pic I think that angle would have been ruined if it was more to the left

But igu

[runic garden]

[sharp pier]

i guess the mc businesses really payed off

[stark lynx]

1bil that's a lot

[covert idol]

That's only 125 mk2s

[errant cargo]

ya man,driving all those garbage trucks has paid off for me too

[sharp pier]

yea, turns out the document forgery office can give bank when you do it right

[errant cargo]

pavel keeps giving me bad loot in cayo so i sometimes ask friends to drive the garbage trucks

[soft quiver]

very bad loot man

[errant cargo]

ya hows a dude supposed to get by

[soft quiver]

ikr

[sharp pier]

bro exactly like why is the target diamonds like tf??? i was expecting fluorescent beetles

[errant cargo]

i got diamonds too,cash is much better trust me

[sharp pier]

yea ig i should call lester to cancel the heist, trash loot smh

[errant cargo]

Can't believe Lester doesn't even refund you

[soft quiver]

I know right

[errant cargo]

I told Lester I only deal in cash

[soft quiver]

he should give us 500k for even thinking about giving us diamonds

[delicate bay]

bro

[lethal birch]

How

[delicate bay]

because i hit an npc

because "i" hit an npc

fucking insurance fraud

[lethal birch]

I thought cops only called when you hit 2 NPC ?

1 should be fine no ?

[delicate bay]

usually yes but sometimes i feel like its random

yeah i just checked i haven't hit anyone else

even during the drive to the mission, and on the drive from dealership to michael's

[shadow scroll]

why is there.. a random customised turismo in my solo session?

also how do i get the stickup kid achievement in gta? i robbed all convenience stores in the game in both singleplayer and online but didn't get it

[lethal birch]

[ornate tusk]

Damn

I actually didn't know it was still in the game

Nice to know Ig

[lethal birch]

I'm surprised too

Since I didn't get it on legacy version , I got it on enhanced instead

[ornate tusk]

Maybe they made it new gen exclusive or sm shi

[stark lynx]

"Johnny on the spot"
@runic garden

[runic garden]

This .
And especially calling him at highways roads

[solid sapphire]

just run and look opposite direction

most likely it’ll spawn car right infront of u

[stark lynx]

calling him near the prison he sends it on the furtherest side of the highway

[celest valve]

low level moment when you forget you don’t have a toreador/stormberg

[solid sapphire]

fix that ugly ass car🙏 you too smart for this

[celest valve]

No. I want something unique just like my caddy

[solid sapphire]

“im def not console” ahh

[light pike]

how to fix this issue?

[celest valve]

Also, bc people like to attempt and blow me up with that vehicle not many know that it has a pretty good missile resistance.. abt 30 mins ago a toreador griefer was trying to blow me up but threw too many missiles that they lit their own car on fire

Or maybe I threw enough bullets at it I’m not sure

[sage ferry]

What car is this?

Honestly yeah, it looks like a basic vehicle, not armored at all

I don't think using missile can set your own car on fire

[shadow scroll]

"It's Johnny on the spot, I'll hook you up"

[shadow scroll]

rockstar cloud servers are down for maintenance

[shadow scroll]

[celest valve]

They later died and rockstar said i apparently killed them somehow

[stark lynx]

he needs to work on being on the spot

[abstract cipher]

delete your file from documents -> r* games -> gta -> profiles -> pc.settings.bin

then restart game as usual, log into online, but some settings may be resetted back to default and you may need to change those

[light pike]

Should I delete the folder? Or just the file??@abstract cipher

[abstract cipher]

just the pc settings bin

dont touch the others

[light pike]

should i restart pc?

nvm logging in

Fixed thanks a lot

[abstract cipher]

np

[celest valve]

Right back to the beginning eh?

[vivid fulcrum]

what are you selling

nuts?

[celest valve]

Acid

[vivid fulcrum]

[shadow scroll]

weird ass hitbox

[abstract cipher]

Mutts nuts 😊

[celest valve]

Try harder next time

Last I checked I am up 5-1 for kills on you

As they still try

[split bay]

Pls send pics of your character if u use a male I need ideas

[abstract shuttle]

Wsp

How to update role to PS5

[dusk bison]

Type /join ps5

[latent charm]

Nice try tho

[dusky timber]

road rage in action

[final lion]

Newbies 😂😂🥱

[latent charm]

For real

Never heard of armored cars

[latent charm]

I laughed please don’t turn into a green naked alien with big eyes

💔

[dusky timber]

i shan't

[latent charm]

What shan’t even means 😭

I don’t completely speak English

[dusk bison]

Shan't

Oh shall not

Lmao sounds like a 1800s word

[brittle osprey]

you shan't've'nt specked of such a thing my lad

[dusk bison]

i had to read this four times to get through it

[brittle osprey]

we are getting closer

[brittle osprey]

@faint nebula As I mentioned, murrieta is way more forgiving with space, you can probably even land your helicopter here maybe with how much space there is

that of which, I can also test if you want

[faint nebula]

Could you test it with the iron mule because that's a big helicopter

[brittle osprey]

yea just give me a few, I've yet to purchase the iron mule on this character yet

[faint nebula]

Would you be able to see how much space it would have in the Strawberry location

[brittle osprey]

yea Ill test both

[junior fulcrum]

I skipped ahead and accidentally perfectly saw the explosion, it scared me

[junior fulcrum]

Strawberry is really tight, but I think the hook is long enough to make it work. However, you’ll have to park your mule on the road or smth

[brittle osprey]

strawberry can't even go down with the iron mule because the poles in the way, hook isn't long enough to go down and tough the ground making it not realistic to get the car from the spawn {Img 1 & 2}

Murreita heights however, has more than one area you can pickup the car from and you can land the heli on the road in both locations {Img 3 & 4}

[faint nebula]

Definitely more obstacles at Strawberry

[brittle osprey]

plus you can land in the lot with the iron mule

a car spawns in too in this location so you can just drive that to the thing, its like a personally carrier

[faint nebula]

I'm assuming that's Murietta

[brittle osprey]

Yup

plus some aircraft can spawn on this hill behind it too, taking off is another story

@faint nebula If you request it whilst standing by the main road, its a tad bit away, however you can spawn it in a better location by walking more west

[junior fulcrum]

Murietta heights is goated for that

[brittle osprey]

aka one of these

[faint nebula]

So basically try to be closer to the canal so it doesn't spawn all the way over there

[junior fulcrum]

Yup

[brittle osprey]

In all honesty, you are probably better off just driving over the hill to the heli, distance wise its closer in a straight line

I did it in under 30 seconds with a random npc car I stole

On the bright side, theres a variety of picks you can go from

[junior fulcrum]

The commitment is valid

[solid sapphire]

just use c4’s lol

countering toreadors is as hard as making a sandwich

[eager urchin]

What car

[solid sapphire]

its a terminus

[eager urchin]

Terminus

[solid sapphire]

terminus patrol in this case

[eager urchin]

Patrol

[eager urchin]

And it takes 100 rockets,!!,,??