gta-media

[storm charm]

Happy birthday nerd

[latent charm]

He went for a little swim

[hoary gale]

professional pilot btw

[latent charm]

I mean.. i feel him. Imagine piloting on that warm day. Gotta refresh sometimes

[rough pond]

these low levels just

[latent charm]

Low levels are so confusing

They need money and friends bc they start the game but they attack everything alive

[mental violet]

Don’t trust anyone

[proud sigil]

so now what?

[mental violet]

Go to the tower

[proud sigil]

and?

[mental violet]

Climb up

Until u see gray box

Solve puzzle

[lethal birch]

You won't alert the guards if you're on foot don't worry

[mental violet]

Except of u stand in front of em

[proud sigil]

las ttime i got detected 😦

[mental violet]

Don’t stand in blue area and u safe

[proud sigil]

wish me luck

[lethal birch]

You're on the bike and got too close ?

[mental violet]

I hope you fail

[proud sigil]

ah my fucking luck, 20 times wine in a row, wtf?

[mental violet]

Wine?

[lethal birch]

GL then , waiting for your PD

Oh

[proud sigil]

the fukcing mexican shit

[lethal birch]

Tequila

[mental violet]

Oh lmao

[proud sigil]

10% yea, but 20 times ? that is shit

[storm charm]

Its 60% if you start the heist within 72hrs of finishing a previous run

[obtuse gale]

Cayo Primary Target chance: #gta-online message

[trail wyvern]

@lethal birch

this lmao

[lethal birch]

Holy shit

Try rejoin a session , probably bugged out

[viral ore]

J chillin w rubio thats all

[cyan pond]

Get hit by a modder?

[trail wyvern]

i think its in cayo perico in fact

[brittle osprey]

420 and on easter too? Funny month this is

[cyan pond]

more likely i know

[elfin hill]

My experience with low levels is like nothing anyone’s experienced before

[obtuse gale]

Lvl 1 hitman type clip

[past wren]

Trying a new outfit, should look good in missions

[celest valve]

Surprise attack

[solid sapphire]

dope

if u could put a vest and key belt that’d be even better

[brittle osprey]

continues shooting body

[solid sapphire]

what level is this demon

[celest valve]

Yessir I had to teach a lesson

[celest valve]

Me or them?

[solid sapphire]

the jit u killed

[solid sapphire]

lvl 1 newborn vs lvl 9999 boss

[celest valve]

They were lvl 246 or smth, it was 200+

[solid sapphire]

damn

not checking mini map is kinda crazy

[vivid fulcrum]

got ran over and shi

the humiliation

[solid sapphire]

like how blind u need to be not to see mk2 going towards u

[celest valve]

I had off the radar enabled and he was using a sniper scope so he probably didn’t see me

Or maybe they are just bad

[outer fog]

My new record on Cayo Perico finale

[brittle osprey]

now make it 4:20

[solid sapphire]

not even 5:25?

[covert idol]

no secondary 😭

[sage ferry]

@dreamy fable

[proud sigil]

no arcade option?

[ancient igloo]

Go to the green “H” or “L” near the Casino and start the cutscene with Lester

[brittle osprey]

smh, you gotta draw it out for them

[brittle osprey]

my handy work, 1 then 2

[ancient igloo]

You’re right my fault

[elfin hill]

Fr 💀

[elfin hill]

I should join the red bull stunt team

[hoary gale]

"knock em dead"

[slate flare]

@amber sky

[split bay]

should i priorities my garage looking good or individual cars looking good

[heady inlet]

Go to the lester crest

Then the H

[viral ore]

new deluxo? 🔥

[rough shore]

[viral ore]

bro had the "magic"

[rough shore]

Cheaters are getting more and more wild lately

[viral ore]

shoulda seen the shit he spawned🤣

[rough shore]

Almost to a point where private lobbies are needed 24/7 again..

[viral ore]

creator mode thing

hellcat deluxo goes 🔥 tho😭

[rough shore]

Goes badonkadonkers

[viral ore]

he was actually chill tho. one kid tried to kill us so he caged him🤣

he was friendly to me and i wasnt exactly looking for friends in that sesh either lol

[rough shore]

I've came across like 5 cheaters this past week alone, and they were all shitlords using the shit for pvp. Absolutely disgusting

[viral ore]

ya ive seen the bombing shit they can do its fucked

[rough shore]

Before that I had only come across like 2-3 since enhanced released

[viral ore]

orb spam basically lol

this my first confirmed one. i think ive been hit with that explosion thing they can do where u just go boom like orbital lol. atleast i have no explanation as to how it happened if it wasnt the creator thing

[rough shore]

Glad it isn't just me seeing that shit, At first I thought they were macroing grenade launchers until I realized they had continually shot well past the max capacity and were also simultaneously sniping.

[viral ore]

ya it seems like nothing fully that can pass as legit easily. but enough for u to think maybe the shit was buggy

i had assumed i was hit w a crazy railgun shot or something until i noticed similarities in the chat and found out that this creator bug was possible lol

[rough shore]

I still got quite a few kills on some of them but it was still like 2:1 in their favor, probably the worst I've ever done

Go figure it'd be cheaters

[viral ore]

sadness. ive seen that they can go god mode too apparently. i have a bunch of clips and i died once or twice next to this kid. he didnt seem to die tho i dont thinik

can only wonder how many genuinely use it to closet cheat

[rough shore]

Yeah I have a few clips of some of em toggling godmode after I killed them enough

[viral ore]

i think its a problem on console as well

[rough shore]

Interestingly they still seem to ragdoll after being shot but otherwise can't die

[viral ore]

ya i could be coping but i have seen the same thing before out of kids that are not lagging at all and never were lol

and im not either in those scenarios ofc

[rough shore]

Yup. I really try to give benefit of doubt, but in cases like this its practically blatant

[viral ore]

always chalk it up to bst and armor and lag idk lmao

[rough shore]

I swear every game I get invested in is just ruined by cheating shitlords

[viral ore]

thts why i lowkey gave up trying on pc games lol

so easy to cheat usually. but gta clearly is easy in general lmfaoo

[rough shore]

Gta seems just horrifically easy to cheat on because rockstar did such a poor job implementing battleye

P2p doesn't exactly help

[viral ore]

its ok tho.. cuz shark cards!

and nobody cares about pc, so fuck crossplay!

[rough shore]

Facts

[viral ore]

lmao

[young wren]

Almost did it a 3th time lol

How many times yall think i will get on podium vechile?

[rough shore]

Should have gotten it for the 3th time and 4rd time as well. Rigged

[young wren]

The rewards are almost the same i got 15k rp now if i win the car it changes to 20k rp

[young wren]

Kinda chill mission

[slate flare]

How do i make thsy

[marble ledge]

by putting those clothes on

[slate flare]

How cN i make this

What s it called tho

Can u help me instead of getting cocky

Where is that jacket?

[brittle osprey]

Its not a jacket, its a vest.

[slate flare]

Ok

[split bay]

My red rocket😏

[sage ferry]

using the insurgent to push slow vehicles to make them go faster. Genius

[lethal birch]

Use anything faster would have greater impact

But yea , you can do that if you have a slow ahh vehicle for missions

[sage ferry]

it's looking kinda spicy. need some water?

[vivid fulcrum]

nonon

make this instead

[slate flare]

I already mads the outfit

What should i make

[vivid fulcrum]

behold, Agent 27

[split bay]

Can everyone show me your best male outfits. I need some ideas thanks

[vivid fulcrum]

how can you not love him

[brittle osprey]

Heavy pistol + Suppressor only

[vivid fulcrum]

yes queen

[shadow scroll]

27?

[vivid fulcrum]

[vivid fulcrum]

are silverballers heavy pistol

isn't the heavy pistol a deagle

[brittle osprey]

No, the .50 pistol is

[vivid fulcrum]

I c

shame we can't do the first person gun pose

[vivid fulcrum]

what finish

yk the default pistol is more of a silverballer

[brittle osprey]

black

keep it stock, its classy

[shadow scroll]

oh i remember this lmao..

player close to me had their mic on with their speakers cranked to shit lol

shut up brucie

[vivid fulcrum]

Hawk Little

[brittle osprey]

I said the heavy pistol, not the bingus pistol

[vivid fulcrum]

it is the heavy

do you not see how gigantic it is

[brittle osprey]

No, thats the 50

[vivid fulcrum]

hm

the 50 is a bit lighter

silverish

AH

right

wrong pistol

hear me out @brittle osprey

[vivid fulcrum]

this makes me dizzy

barely visible

[brittle osprey]

thats the point...

[vivid fulcrum]

[slate flare]

Ahh

[vivid fulcrum]

now do Diana

she got drip

[celest valve]

when do these idiots learn that you can’t successfully steal weapons from a psychopath..

Time after time I wish I could kill my employees under conspiracy of them betraying me just like Rubio does 💀

[rich scaffold]

why is the union depository so buggy lmao

[latent charm]

Ppl on that game are a joke. 4–1 and he orbed me to say ''trash without a jet'' then leave. Another trash that got dragged outside (The jet was an hydra with no upgrades delivered by pegasus. He had a Raiju and a mk2 btw)

[shadow scroll]

i'd say the ps4 and xbox one versions of gta 5 have better draw distance than expanded and enhanced... mind you this is max draw distance

[latent charm]

Asmr to my ears. The only asmr i accept

[shadow scroll]

missing sniper sounds?

or just sniper sounds

[latent charm]

Sniper sound

Like the clicks

[shadow scroll]

k

like what the fuck is this cockstar

ps3 and xbox 360 gtav have better draw distance than this.. gta samp has better draw distance than this piece of shit

[cyan pond]

@dusty mica your reciept. 😄

[dusty mica]

i got that too....but my bank account does not reflect it

i honestly think im doing something wrong...or the game just hates me

[cyan pond]

then again ,i got hit by 4 drug raids. back to back to back.

[dusty mica]

...im starting t hate the game too

[lethal birch]

Go to your weed farm laptop and send a screenshot from there

It will only show your weed farm profits instead of all mc business

[dusty mica]

i also just dont want to sell alone....takes too damn long

[cyan pond]

keep resettin that bulshi till you get 3 buzzards. 😄

[dusty mica]

i dont want 3 anything...but i keep getting them. thats why i want someone to help out

[cyan pond]

that one takes like 10min

[dusty mica]

like, im basically forcing my husband to play with me once he buys GTA in a couple days...finding people here is crappy and im tired of doing everything alone

[cyan pond]

earlier i got 5 motorcycles .. 'cause you know.

bet it counted sales from nightclub too. goin to go take a pic of that screen tho

[dusty mica]

i also dont know how you guys do everything so quick...thats the big reason i want people to play with, so they can show me what to do and how to do them efficiently...text doesnt help me much, im a visual learner...and no one wants to give the visuals

[cyan pond]

lol i literally just finished selling -,-

also yep i was right, uit counts nightclub sales too

now 83k. o__o

feeels

94 ... zoomin up

[dusty mica]

yeah, selling from my nightclub doesnt seem worth it, or am i thinking about it wrong? @cyan pond

[cyan pond]

th two frm up top make the most money. albeit slow as ballz

[dusty mica]

cargo and sporting good?
okay, whats should i have other people on other then weed

[brittle osprey]

switch off cash and printing for cargo and sporting goods

[dusty mica]

thank you

[gentle tundra]

takes like 66 hours and makes only 199M

[dusty mica]

?

[gentle tundra]

i mean nightclub

it's terrible business

[junior fulcrum]

Not really

It's more of a passive and late game business

[gentle tundra]

It's good as a side business, but not so good as a main business.

[obtuse gale]

Definitely not 66 hours, it's like 18 hours or smth for it to be fully maxed out

[obtuse gale]

Its a passive business so no one rlly focuses on it

[paper minnow]

66 hours for all of them to max, 20 hours for cash, meth, and coke to max

[gentle tundra]

bunker and ceo takes lots of time

[gentle tundra]

yeah

[dusty mica]

im pretty sure 66 hours is wrong

[vivid fulcrum]

top 10 scams

[keen ledge]

@fiery adder

this is how you customize it

she's a beauty and I can pay 10m more for this look

[nimble stump]

useless boat

[keen ledge]

read this again

look

[nimble stump]

still useless boat

[keen ledge]

looks

beauty

[nimble stump]

it looks great but it's still useless

[keen ledge]

so am only paying for looks

[nimble stump]

yeah that's my mindset too 😭

[keen ledge]

and yeah for this too

[fiery adder]

99% of everything in this game is useless anyway

You can fit everything you need in the terrorbyte honestly

[keen ledge]

boy hear me out if you are going to own this much money and everything in real life you will get bored of it

[fiery adder]

Im agreeing with you

Calling things useless in this game is pointless cuz if you limit yourself to whats not useless you basically have

Terrorbyte
Mk2
Nightclub
Garment factory
Bunker
Acid Lab
businesses to fill the nightclub

Kosatka

[nimble stump]

Terrorbyte - trade price for mk2
Mk2 - very useful in suply missions
Nightclub - passive income + when u connect w other stuff it's awesome business
Garment factory - don't have it, can't tell
Bunker - have it but never done it, heard it's ok tho but idk
Acid Lab - literally on of the best businesses
Business to fill NC - meh idk
Kosatka - cayo perico? hello?

[fiery adder]

Yes they are all useful that was thje point

[nimble stump]

more useful than yacht

if u have 1M or 10B doesn't matter, some stuff are still useful and some not

yes, u can buy whatever and I'm not hating that bro has a yacht, I'm gonna buy it too but doesn't change the fact that it's useless yk

[fiery adder]

Yes and the point is that 99% of the game is useless stuff

[nimble stump]

yes I agree

[fiery adder]

and if you only buy the stuff that isnt useless, youre basically done with the game in like a week

[nimble stump]

well yeah

also if u buy useful stuff they become useless but u basically said that

[fiery adder]

Even the useful stuff doesnt really DO much after you have it

[keen ledge]

I got everything in the game which is usefull in like 1 and half month with cayo

and then had nothing to do so just kept spending on useless stuff

[fiery adder]

Like most of the NC businesses dont actually do anything since their payouts are ass

[keen ledge]

because what else you can do

[nimble stump]

yeah then that's good

[keen ledge]

I have like 99% of warstock item now like taco van

[nimble stump]

goated vehicle ngl

[keen ledge]

so yea I have to spend on something

[fiery adder]

Honestly the yacht did have a use for me

Testing if the docktease discount would apply to it

It did not

Rolling a docktease discount is now the unironically worst outcome the casino wheel can give you

[keen ledge]

yacht missions are good and its an amazing flex and gives you boats and heli but yeah those are pretty useless cause they dont spawn near to you and to lsia

[nimble stump]

you know what would be cool

if you could spawn your yacht like

in the dam

[split bay]

my garage so far as a rank 50

[past wren]

Is bro a tree?

[past wren]

Are they hard? Only used to telescope glitch and dufflebags

[solid sapphire]

not sure i’ve never used glitches myself

[past wren]

Im not planning for a tryhard outfit, just some swat theme

[lethal birch]

Nice

[solid sapphire]

ik

but if u add the things i listed that’ll look even better

u have to google youtube guides

there are jobs u need to join and do something to save clothes

[past wren]

Will give it a try

[spice pine]

you guys know GTA Series Videos? im just wondering if these channels are related to that channel

[junior fulcrum]

Your cars are sexy

Especially that drag and kuruma

[heady inlet]

Oddly balanced

[proud sigil]

what is this loot called?

[silk wing]

weed

[rough pond]

dubai chocolate filling

[proud sigil]

that was the third best correct? then cash?

this is not coke sure right?

[lethal birch]

Third best yea

[past wren]

Coke is a bit brighter

[heady inlet]

Wanna see some

My gta crashed

[abstract cipher]

poop bucket

[heady inlet]

Fr

This is maxxed out weed

Iirc it takes like 3 hours

[mental violet]

Sells for 900k in public

[covert idol]

945k is invite only

50% more in public

[heady inlet]

What

[heady inlet]

Sold 945k invite only

[heady inlet]

So it sells 50% more in public?

[covert idol]

yea if there are 20+ people

[heady inlet]

Crazy

[sage ferry]

it's around 1.4 million in a full +50% lobby

[heady inlet]

Imma keep that in mind

[sage ferry]

try to get some friends to help you with the MC delivery

makes everything more painless

[heady inlet]

All my friends either have a ps or dont play gta

[sage ferry]

are you on PC?

[heady inlet]

Xbox

[sage ferry]

[heady inlet]

Imma sell some coka rq

[sage ferry]

just send invites to your session. I got a random friend request last night and I accepted, joined their Organization and out of the blue I was suddenly helping the, with their cargo sales, I had a lot of fun

[heady inlet]

Ok

[sage ferry]

I think he was playing another person too, so that helped

but you could also try looking for a group here in the LFG channels for xbox

[past wren]

Why does this take so damn long

[obtuse gale]

They might be related as they look very similar but idk

[still helm]

Got the kifflom t shirt on my 25th Macbeth shot. Thought it was gonna take a hell of a lot longer tbh

[abstract cipher]

kifflom brother

[heady inlet]

How do u get it

[delicate orchid]

Kiflom

[true bough]

How many times did it take

[heady inlet]

I got my 1.417 million

Im happy

[delicate bay]

read his message again

[void marten]

BIG W

[slate flare]

Ha do i do this

[void marten]

Took me 83 times or something

[slate flare]

How do indo it

[past wren]

Idk how

[paper minnow]

Get level 2 keycards to avoid it entiely

[mental violet]

Remember the patterns

Would have been smarter to get level 2 keycards in setup

[slate flare]

Where do i buy weed

[true bough]

Ah he edited it in, nice

That’s not too bad

[outer fog]

Scenic valkyrie shots

[abstract cipher]

@olive nebula its you

[delicate bay]

it doesn't say it was edited

[sage ferry]

@obtuse gale

[obtuse gale]

I'm doing it as much as I can

[true bough]

I read that literally right after I woke up I was tripping

[latent charm]

Griefer once,griefed always. Don’t touch my acid

[viral ore]

Beautiful sight to see

[latent charm]

Indeed

Griefers these days… as fragile as paper

[vivid fulcrum]

bro was trying to help

[heady inlet]

Yo

Imma grind gta and not sleep

I have school tomorrow btw

[vivid fulcrum]

_ _

sleep lil bro

[latent charm]

Bets advice you can give to gta players

Every time i see a griefer i think they are ADHD irl

[vivid fulcrum]

ADHD isn't Insomnia

[latent charm]

Nah but i meant that griefers looks like a ADHD person because they move so fast and bothers everyone when they’re bored

I had a adhd friend for 9 years. I know how they act..😭

He pushed my mental state a bit too much

[latent charm]

Kitty

[vivid fulcrum]

tru

[latent charm]

Idk which one to choose.. the left is my actual one and the right would be the new one.

[vivid fulcrum]

do diana

you got the face

[vivid fulcrum]

diana of hitman series

[latent charm]

What is Diana

Left or right picture?

[vivid fulcrum]

I'll give you a better one, why is diana

[latent charm]

Just tell me if Diana is left or right 😭

[vivid fulcrum]

neither

[latent charm]

I’m asking if i choose left or right just choose 😭

[vivid fulcrum]

hmm

left

[latent charm]

The same since i started?

[vivid fulcrum]

idk

[junior fulcrum]

I can’t tell because her face is so bruised 😭

[latent charm]

Oops

[junior fulcrum]

I’m biased to the one on the right

[latent charm]

You prefer the right one?

[junior fulcrum]

Yeah, I’m biased to it though

[latent charm]

Alright i’ll get that one

[junior fulcrum]

I don’t like the pigtails in this game, feel like they could’ve done better

[junior fulcrum]

Ogi

[latent charm]

What color should i put

[junior fulcrum]

I dunno, but the one that was in the pic is fine to me

[latent charm]

Which color?

[junior fulcrum]

Either works, just lose the bruises 😭

[latent charm]

What are bruises? I’m not bilingual at 100% haha

[rough shore]

2nd I'd say

[junior fulcrum]

The marks on your face

[latent charm]

Okkiii

[junior fulcrum]

That

[latent charm]

Idk how to remove these😭

[junior fulcrum]

Don’t die?

[latent charm]

Oh

[junior fulcrum]

If you die and die and die you’ll get lots of them

[latent charm]

It’s annoying

My cutie doesn’t need that 😔

[junior fulcrum]

😔

[celest valve]

Bruh my character always has bruises too no matter what I do

Oh lmao well it’s kinda hard to not die when I’m constantly fighting with NPCs, players, etc 💀

[trail wyvern]

nice the game thinks i have an yatch again lmao

[celest valve]

No it doesn’t

[trail wyvern]

then why does it say "my yatch"

[sage ferry]

It's a glitch yeah

[celest valve]

Oh idk

[sage ferry]

happened to me too

[trail wyvern]

weird but funny glitch tbh

[celest valve]

Activate the anti aircraft defences to piss ppl off

[trail wyvern]

nah on interaction menu it says i dont have a yatch

it would be funny if i could tho

[celest valve]

[lethal birch]

you can naturally have bruises

iirc

when making your character

[celest valve]

Idk my character doesn’t right now but I’ve mainly been idling for the last couple hours

[trail wyvern]

VERY old pics of our crew back in the day after doing CMM, it felt incredible

(sorry for the crap quality)

[brittle osprey]

"So, we are going to need to talk about that death during the last mission, threw us the game"

[trail wyvern]

hahaha

[lethal birch]

My crew finally completed CMM recently ( took so long one of the members had a haircut )

[trail wyvern]

i like the police car but

wasting 4.9m for it WASNT WORTH IT

[vivid fulcrum]

this is peak gta enjoyment

[shadow scroll]

do the glitch for permanent character clean

[vivid fulcrum]

I have a glitch that makes you bald

[shadow scroll]

i have a glitch to get yourself super short hair

[vivid fulcrum]

mask glitch

[delicate bay]

never heard of it

[junior fulcrum]

You can do that?

[junior fulcrum]

Can’t you already make them bald?

[vivid fulcrum]

nmo

[latent charm]

Goes pretty well with her.

[abstract cipher]

make her into ai hoshino

[shadow scroll]

ugly character imo

[junior fulcrum]

Cute

[viral ore]

Bodyshaming in gta is wild 😢

[junior fulcrum]

Haters gonna hate 😔

[latent charm]

Hey so huh i decline your opinion

Thank you

[latent charm]

Ik right? What’s your favorite thing about her

[junior fulcrum]

Hair and clothes

[latent charm]

You can only choose 1 thing and you have to specify it (It adds challenge)

[latent charm]

[junior fulcrum]

Hair and colour suits your character I suppose

[steel raven]

Very thing is nice if u ask me to change anything i would change the T-shirt

[latent charm]

I mean you can choose 1 item only

[twilit falcon]

I lament this game's limited character customization

[latent charm]

It’s my favorite i don’t think I’ll remove it

[junior fulcrum]

The clothes?

[latent charm]

This comment deserves more

[junior fulcrum]

I love your jeans

and shoes

[latent charm]

It’s your fav clothe?

[junior fulcrum]

real

[junior fulcrum]

Not exactly? I just like them because they suit you and are actually nice

[latent charm]

Oh i mean i’m asking for you favorite clothe lol

[junior fulcrum]

no clue

[latent charm]

[junior fulcrum]

Arima Kana

[latent charm]

Would be too hard to do with the limited clothes

AND WOMENS DON’T HAVE LONG HAIRS IN GTA!!

Wtf is that rockstar?!😔

[junior fulcrum]

Thanks for this

[lethal birch]

And I don't think we have her eye lens

[lethal birch]

, use it wisely kek

[latent charm]

I always disliked the way they talk. So i never bought the business

Bogdan’s accent is better

[latent charm]

To the 2 ppl in the auto shop

[lethal birch]

My recording software didn't record my music so it's only GTA audio sooo yea

[steel raven]

I support this comment

[lethal birch]

I always play music over Autoshop shit , I don't wanna hear their shit

[latent charm]

They speak too fast and they DON’T ARTICULATE

[abstract cipher]

the ponytail version

or just let someone drive a knife thru her

[latent charm]

Bogdan is probably my favorite npc in the game. The way he is an antagonist and becomes the best helper we could ever get in doomsday is truly magic

[lethal birch]

[twilit falcon]

What about pavel

[lethal birch]

Pavel n Bogdan are great

[latent charm]

Ok no i don’t accept that. Talk better about my favorite anime character you rotten bean

[shadow scroll]

booo

[abstract cipher]

akane better

[steel raven]

Well said totally

[latent charm]

They are both russians but Bogdan voice is incredible

[abstract cipher]

theres purple hair option tho i thik

purple eye contacts

[steel raven]

That’s alienish purple eyes don’t exist naturally
Pagan

[latent charm]

She cried the whole season 1. I don’t have anything else to say

Crybaby wan wan i can’t do better shows

[abstract cipher]

lots of development afterwards

anyways i dont wanna get warned for off topic again

[twilit falcon]

Keep the talk GTA folks

[lethal birch]

[abstract cipher]

gta cayo perico casino heist

mount chilli pepper and avon quartz

[steel raven]

So many haters nowadays roaming freely

[abstract cipher]

anyways hmu to discuss the lore elsewhere

[latent charm]

Dw i was joking

Anyway

[abstract cipher]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1025270865681731666.webp?size=160

[latent charm]

Can we all agree Avon ears are literally as far from his head as japan and Canada

He’s a stupid monkeyyyyy lol

[abstract cipher]

he has a perfectly natural hair regeneration system

[latent charm]

I like chicken wings lemon pepper

Let’s not drop a H bomb

Act 2 reference

[abstract cipher]

quartz and his machine cliffy

heard that line so many times while im just sitting in a boat above the sub for 7 minutes

[twilit falcon]

That's a little... Discriminatory

[latent charm]

I have to wait 7 minutes watching cliffford’s pilots fall into the water (Yes they fucking dive in the water with the chopper)

[latent charm]

I apologize to all the monkeys..

[abstract cipher]

wao french

[latent charm]

French canadian !

[abstract cipher]

i sometimes get bored and just snipe at the helicopter tails

wao fancy

[latent charm]

Yeahh

[abstract cipher]

learned my french from canada

[latent charm]

Kewll

[abstract cipher]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1149022251849613393.webp?size=80

last time i did bogdan was before e&e on pc was announced i think

very long ago its just cayo b2b helping friends and dre

[latent charm]

[abstract cipher]

i have no nitro

[latent charm]

The bad thing with cayo is that it’s never the same cut for everyone

So you win less or more than the other person

[abstract cipher]

im just helping him and idm the money tbh

on pc host keeps the money so hes doing his diamond 5 gold like crazy

[latent charm]

Damn

Bogdan is easier than cayo tbh

But i judge ppl that doesn’t have the facility to Paleto Bay

Like.. where’s your act 2 elite challenge?

Oh no you took too much time to go to the sub

[abstract cipher]

his facility is in land act iirc so nah no bogdans

[latent charm]

Paleto bay facility is so heavenly when bogdans b2b

I did 70 mil with bogdan

[lethal birch]

Even doing DD with friends just to kill time , the land act location is killing the mood fr

[latent charm]

I hate doing bogdan with ppl that doesn’t have their facility to Paleto Bay

So you have to pay 4k for fast travel and ruin your elite challenge so you lose 54k each single times

Notice how it climbs fast

54k then 108 k then 162k

And you continue to lose money like that

[abstract cipher]

i quick joined a noobs bogdan his was in wind farm and his car was a stupid tornado 💀

[twilit falcon]

Imagine not doing hard mode

[lethal birch]

My friend use his Kuruma for act 2 finale while the rest of us is using drag / banshee GTS to race to the paleto from land act

Thankfully he's avenger team so nothing impactful

[latent charm]

AHHHHH

[abstract cipher]

i remeber everyone spamming batmobiles back on legacy

and toreador before it was removed

[latent charm]

Avenger team cost: 16k
Equipment required:Seashark and patience 😂😂

[abstract cipher]

use the toreador to get the strombergs

[latent charm]

Bogdan is so cheap

Like how much the equipment costs

[junior fulcrum]

Use the banshee gts

[latent charm]

Torero Xo team here 🙋‍♀️

[abstract cipher]

back on legacy

before toreador was removed

that was when cayo just came out

[heady inlet]

Love this server

[latent charm]

Crazy how you answered to a bot 😭

[heady inlet]

I know

My life is just sad, you know?

[latent charm]

You need a hug?

[heady inlet]

Nah

[latent charm]

I’m still waiting my new xbox so i can get the fuck out of old gen and have less long loadings 😭

It got packed up. It’s prob coming in less than 2 weeks

[abstract cipher]

Good luck

[trail wyvern]

well in real life people would be way smarter

unlike the npcs

[sage ferry]

tru

[sage ferry]

why not play enhaced on PC?

[latent charm]

Oh yeah scuse your rich ass

[sage ferry]

[heady inlet]

Fr

I aint got 600 quid laying between my ass to buy a pc

[sage ferry]

isn't that what an xbox costs anyway? xD

[celest valve]

Just a next gen console?

[ancient igloo]

Pretty much

[heady inlet]

Pc better than consle

[heady inlet]

Their like 300 quid

[latent charm]

700$ less but yeah

[heady inlet]

250 quid but still similar

[latent charm]

In CAD $

[heady inlet]

Lol

[celest valve]

Canadian dollars?

[latent charm]

[celest valve]

Be liek 3,000$ 💀

[ancient igloo]

Series S is like $250 and a Series X is $500

[latent charm]

Serie X looks good tho

[ancient igloo]

Then add tax

[latent charm]

Big ass rectangle. I like that

[ancient igloo]

Real

[celest valve]

Think I paid about 750$ for my series X

[latent charm]

Damn.. i paid mine 549.99$ CAD

[celest valve]

Then I also had to buy a 1,000$ monitor

[sage ferry]

I paid $2000 for my pc and monitor

[celest valve]

Bc I realized I didn’t have a 4K monitor before I even got the console lmao

[latent charm]

I like to make outfits

[sage ferry]

bah I think 1440p is the perfect size

[latent charm]

I got some others but sometimes i run out of ideas

[celest valve]

Idek what I paid for mine lol.. I paid less than that probably bc I got it during Black Friday or smth but it was still fairly expensive, but I paid more for my monitor

[latent charm]

Tbh i don’t understand why i should buy a pc. I play gta and Genshin. I ain’t buying a Pc 😹

[celest valve]

I literally only play GTA, why would I need a PC when I use Mac for schoolwork?

And I’m already too far into this account to restart

[sage ferry]

Oh well, a PC is more than just a tool for gaming. College, work, etc.

But when it comes to gaming, it's modding that makes PCs unique. It adds so much flavor to gaming

[celest valve]

Last time I tried to mod a game on PC I got a lifetime ban so I’ll pass

[rough shore]

[sage ferry]

modding is for story modes and single player games, not for online -_-

[latent charm]

Fr

[celest valve]

But it was more fun to mod Roblox and have ppl confused as hell

[sage ferry]

just replay 100 cayos and you're set

[celest valve]

It would take more than 100 cayos

[sage ferry]

💀

[modern sonnet]

he not wrong

[heady inlet]

I mighr do cayo perico when i come back from school

[sage ferry]

I was a little bit off 💀 I didn't think it was that much

[celest valve]

Bruh I got 100 cayos worth of cash rn ffs that won’t be enough at all

[celest valve]

💀 so my account is worth over 12,500 USD? Lmao cool I better turn on some more 2FAs

[sage ferry]

that's about 500 cayos if going for 750 mill

[celest valve]

I’ve had ppl be liek: “we see your acc is worth a lot and r interested in acquisition” meanwhile im thinking “mf just bc you said this ima turn on some more security features” 😂

I think I said that a few times lol

[sage ferry]

LOL

[steel raven]

What u guys think

@latent charm

[latent charm]

ITS HELLA CLEAN

That haircut with the mustache pinch looks hella great

First time i’m jealous of a gta character

[steel raven]

Hahaha thanks he’s blushing lol

[rough shore]

[latent charm]

I think yours is better than mine tbh

[celest valve]

This would be roughly 25% more for me now bc of the USAs stupid tariffs that rockstar thinks they are apart of 💀

[trail wyvern]

the 3rd one is really cool

i see ur also a fashion enjoyer

[latent charm]

The third one right here?

[modern sonnet]

no one is paying 12k for ur account🤣

[latent charm]

I like to make sexy gorgeous fits

[steel raven]

Nah yours better

[celest valve]

Well, it’s NOT FOR SALE.

[trail wyvern]

ah, i have almost all outfit slots filled... 20 aint enough

[latent charm]

With my favorite outfit of course

[steel raven]

Straight up wwe what button do u dodge with

[modern sonnet]

good i would bet no one would buy ts for more than 100$ and if they do they are fried

[latent charm]

They should make it to 50

[trail wyvern]

fr

[warped ibex]

Need a group to do origina heist and others

[rough shore]

No clue what button it is on PS, square maybe? I play on PC and haven't touched a playstation in eons

[steel raven]

Those braids are killing me in a good way

[celest valve]

I’ve spent pleennty of money on shark cards, definitely not over 3K dollars let alone 12K 💀

[tardy stone]

@warped ibex, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @sage ferry

[steel raven]

What button is it on pc

[rough shore]

space

[latent charm]

What are braids? Not bilingual yet

[modern sonnet]

buying shark cards in general is absolutely insane

[rough shore]

Don't expect consistency, melee combat in general is just the jankiest thing this side of the junkyard

[sage ferry]

Tresses

[latent charm]

Ahh yeah i see

[celest valve]

I usually got them when rockstar had them 40% off or smth

Now they cost more

[modern sonnet]

still crazy asf

u could literally just do a replay glitch for free

[latent charm]

@steel raven my sweatshirt is similar to my one irl

[latent charm]

Gta $ cost more than irl money 😭

Nobody is buying shark cards because it’s the biggest scam

In 2015 ppl would have definitely bought em tho

[modern sonnet]

u have to be a brick to spend any sort of money on in game currency

[celest valve]

That’s roughly the time when I bought them

[latent charm]

Lmao

[modern sonnet]

just light ur money on fire fr

[sage ferry]

RDO is even more inflated. Like $120 for 300 gold bars and a single horse or jacket or pants costs 50-60 gold bars.

[celest valve]

I’ve tried but the government claims it’s illegal..

[modern sonnet]

since when is lighting a $100 bill illegal

ur about to give me an aneurism bro

[steel raven]

It’s the hair like tied in a knot style

[celest valve]

Since 1864

[sage ferry]

I regularly use $100 bills to roll my joints

They taste very expensive

[latent charm]

Yeahh

[celest valve]

That’s different, ppl use it to do all sorts of drugs. It’s illegal to destroy it though

[sage ferry]

Really? Damn

[celest valve]

as if your really going to get caught unless you livestream it or smth stupid

But it is illegal

[modern sonnet]

not a soul is getting arrested for ts

u worked for it so its ur money and u can do what u want with it

[steel raven]

I’m thinking of getting my character a shave

[modern sonnet]

go get one

i need to change my characters appearance and actually put some effort into it

[steel raven]

Just did

[latent charm]

Do it!

[steel raven]

What we thinking chat

L or R

[latent charm]

Left

[viral ore]

Neck tats n baby face would be wild ngl

[sage ferry]

Maybe a slight fade instead of a complete shave

[viral ore]

Not wrong ts hideous ngl👀

[steel raven]

👍

[peak crescent]

this shit too funny

[latent charm]

This is bullying atp

[junior fulcrum]

I’ll never understand

[junior fulcrum]

LMAO

[modern sonnet]

clowning my ass 🤣

[junior fulcrum]

Where is his team?

[peak crescent]

he was tryna push us off, didnt work

[junior fulcrum]

? So where was his team?

[peak crescent]

he was to the left when I took the ss

[junior fulcrum]

He seems to be alone, even on the minimap doesn’t show

[peak crescent]

u can see on the minimap

it was a 2v3

[junior fulcrum]

Oh, I’m blind

[lethal birch]

Morning neon

[modern sonnet]

got that boy pinned lmfao

[celest valve]

“What’s wrong with her now?..” ☠️

[twilit falcon]

When you get your shit pushed in

[junior fulcrum]

A little droopy

[celest valve]

lol fr

LOL NO WAY I just won the jackpot on the diamond miner again..

GTA is tryna give me a gambling addiction..

[compact pagoda]

Why the long face?

[olive nebula]

Stop feeding your car lemons

[celest valve]

Lmao

[trail wyvern]

the car is sad

[olive nebula]

Griefer Loadout

[mortal veldt]

why can't i post pictures here 😔

[silk wing]

need level 5

[mortal veldt]

damn

[solid sapphire]

🥀

level 45 in big 2025

[solid sapphire]

sniffer

[gritty solar]

i love real players

[solid sapphire]

im more legit ngl

[haughty garden]

still better than post van

[jade garden]

this is not top fun

[umbral wren]

frfr

[mortal veldt]

These selling missions piss me off so much

😭😭😭

[shadow scroll]

only 135 dollars for that? wtf

[obtuse gale]

No it's top fun ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

[haughty garden]

another truck xd

[digital kiln]

So real

[dusk bison]

best mechanic in ls needed asap

[mortal veldt]

those fuck ass trucks are so bad

mostly cuz then u get a wanted level

and u can't drive 10 metres without crashing

or going off road

[proud sigil]

@night sable

which one is considered cheaper here :D?

[night sable]

The free one 😭, although it's strategically better located on the map

[proud sigil]

no money to buy the free one 😦

[haughty garden]

nah they are the best sell mission

[mortal veldt]

the only good thing is it's a single drive

[celest valve]

Literally what I thought lmfao 🤣 IRL that would definitely need a completely new frame

[celest valve]

Bruh, I would 1,000,000x rather do a single truck delivery than 15 separate deliveries in 3 separate UPS vans that have a max speed of 50mph

[mortal veldt]

i mean yh

but that trip is so annyoing

[brittle osprey]

[celest valve]

The one where you are stoned yea it’s annoying, but there’s also one where you just have to deal with enemies on bikes and much like the bunker sell, once you kill enough they stop spawning and leave you alone

LJT: “there’s not exactly a lack of evidence..”
well let’s see, the passenger sitting beside me is smoking a joint and the back of this truck has abt a million dollars in weed so yea there’s definitely no lack of evidence..

I’ll take another jackpot lmao why not?

[chrome zephyr]

lmfao 💔

[lethal birch]

how long did it take

[celest valve]

I probably spent $150K in that single session without a single major win aside from 2 diamonds before getting this

[lethal birch]

but you can only buy like 20k chips a day or smth right?

jetons or whatever

[celest valve]

50K every 48 mins

That’s why I just keep at least a few million casino chips for gambling if I’m bored lmao

Only ever won the 3 sets of diamonds twice though.. this was my other time

[lethal birch]

you do bet max each time?

[celest valve]

Wtf kinda atrocity has happened in LS today?..

[celest valve]

Ofc but it’s only 2,500$ now when it used to be more

Blackjack high limit tables have a limit of $50K bets I think

[proud sigil]

@obtuse gale can you point toward the ones i should seelct (beside the first i'll but the hanger in a few

ur guide is the best truely 🙏

thats what i mean btw about the office

[obtuse gale]

Cargo and Shipment (Hangar or Cargo warehouse) sporting goods (bunker) South American Imports (coke) Pharmaceutical Research (meth) and cash creation (Counterfeit Cash business)

[obtuse gale]

Don't need an office for the Hangar

Just go on mazebank Foreclosures and buy one if you can

[proud sigil]

got it, is security upgrade alsoa must?

[obtuse gale]

It's not needed but if you want it ge it

[proud sigil]

which one?

blue or green?

[paper minnow]

green

mckenzie field hangar does not have a NC link

[proud sigil]

buy the cheapest i presume? or one is better than other?

[covert idol]

they're all same

[flat latch]

everyone so warm

[flat latch]

not the same purpose, grene is hangar business with storage, blue is mcknzie air field, for the titan job raid and extra hangar storage

[flat latch]

yea cheapest green imo, the most right.
some say the most left has better access to the road but I tink thats not important

[sharp river]

nothing suspicious here

[celest valve]

@outer pollen this was quite awhile ago but this was the finale

[outer pollen]

I'll need u for it

[nova radish]

Help what does this mean

[keen ledge]

did you jacked any ride?

or stolen some stuff from someone

usually its different text though from npcs

[nova radish]

No

[keen ledge]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/181a459/i_stumbled_across_this_while_foraging_for_peyote/ read this thread its different from what I said

[nova radish]

I got this revolver thingy

[keen ledge]

yea it was a quest and when you complete these all quest you get Navy Revolver

to read more you can go here https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Los_Santos_Slasher

[trail wyvern]

bro really got nothing to do lmao

im gonna get smth to eat while he waits

[bold coral]

What am I looking at

[trail wyvern]

dude just waiting till i leave lol

[bold coral]

I don't see anybody

[trail wyvern]

now there is 2 fighting though

[bold coral]

I might be blind

[bold coral]

Oh there lmaoooo

😭😭😭

[mortal veldt]

i just got a truck mission again 😭

[covert idol]

is that a bad thing?

[keen ledge]

where's the source of light?

[keen ledge]

and that tire tracks from my oppressor mk2 that's also unexpected..

[keen ledge]

@rough shore you meant this?

[rough shore]

Yes, silly pills

Aka my aunt molly

[keen ledge]

check this

never knew this superhero got pills too

[mortal veldt]

y r those boxes everywhere

[keen ledge]

cause you are owner of that thing and some samples are at your office

and if mean how you get them there then you must have some stock

[flat latch]

lol the randomness got broken

[solid sapphire]

they uh multiplying

[brittle osprey]

variety?

I see a bike, theres hope

[flat latch]

when I posted it and went back to gta the 2nd lane, the turn left was also full of them, but I failed to take a screenshot, made a 360 camera turn and half of them vanished

[bold coral]

Checking my last transactions and it's nearly just minus and minus 💔

[solid sapphire]

no pay gorn??

[sage ferry]

[viral ore]

I knew you were still the same person deep down🤣

[sage ferry]

which car is this?

[solid sapphire]

la courese or sum

[viral ore]

Reasonable crashout

[solid sapphire]

khanjali or sum

[viral ore]

Za supposed to make u peaceful 🤣

[solid sapphire]

tank does most of the work when u being ganked

oh

[viral ore]

Oh u mean OFF of it🤣 VERY reasonable crashout

[solid sapphire]

obvious counter xd

but i mean if they sucked

why not kill grind them with khanjali anyway?

unless they hide 24/7

[viral ore]

Ngl after a nice bowl i be LOCKED tf in and it either results in my jet sniffing maze bank or me popping off😭

Praying for u im on my last lil bit hoping i can still lock in w/out it cuz i got the kosatka/yacht rats that i need HELLA patience for that i gotta deal w every damn night😭

I want to die even when im not sober

Hate ts

I see why ur mental state up😭

They like damn she was pissed off today😭

[keen ledge]

Looks like my real bank account

[bold coral]

Real 💔

[deep pelican]

nope thats mafia npc

[light pike]

yo anyone know gun van's location?

[paper minnow]

!gv

[tardy stone]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @paper minnow

[sage ferry]

diabolical

[brittle osprey]

good idea though

You gotta fly up high though

[compact pagoda]

How

[dusky iris]

my keyboard 😅 has no numpad

[compact pagoda]

ah

[bold coral]

I guess that works too

[junior fulcrum]

That won’t really work then unless they don’t have a parachute

[olive nebula]

White car icon above the Pizza icon I think

[dusky iris]

that's hao's vehicle

[keen gale]

You use it to the do time trial

It's not hard to do if you don't push real hard the whole time.

[modern sonnet]

ong bro🤣 🤣

[keen gale]

You can take it conservatively quick and still get it no problem

[modern sonnet]

u were cooking tho fr. i forgot how fast the gts is

[dusky iris]

I shouldn't have bought vehicles 😛

[modern sonnet]

the drag is so much fun

[keen gale]

Supa quick

[modern sonnet]

i honestly would argue that its one of if not the quickest vehicle in the game just bc of how fast u can accelerate and turn

[mortal veldt]

wrong channel nvm

[viral ore]

Ayo bruh ts go up that fast on console❓❓🤣 @vast yoke

[keen gale]

No, that's the race series. It's on the south end of Alamo see this week in sandy shores

[viral ore]

100% i might be at a bar MAYBE on pc lmao

Could be cuz i didnt have ceo for a couple idk

[dusky iris]

@keen gale this one

[ancient igloo]

That’s the one

It also just straight up says “HSW Time Trial”

[sage ferry]

@maiden dome it didn't work

[maiden dome]

might be Merryweather's signal jammer jamming you

[sage ferry]

[viral ore]

Idk but just 2 fights got me here bro i wouldnt last😭

Currently almost maxed out💀 this kid wont stop😭

[celest valve]

LMAO now the citizens be revolting on the LSPD 🔥

[hoary spade]

Nah bro this shit funny as fuck

[olive nebula]

They had enough

[glass shell]

i can explain

[sage ferry]

what in tarnation is this car?

[glass shell]

arena wars future shock bruiser. its an upgradeable vehicle. purchased as glendale

[olive nebula]

Shoch

[sage ferry]

but how did you get it up there?

[olive nebula]

Glitches

Arena War vehicles can Boost

[ashen moat]

shunt boost most probably

[sage ferry]

[sage ferry]

😁

[glass shell]

$1.4m.. nice 😌

[lethal cloak]

Rate the fit

[dusky iris]

I think u are the guy who killed me in a public lobby while I was doing missions

[lethal cloak]

Nah I don’t grief, I’m in os5 too

[olive nebula]

Joggers, Duffel Bag

[sage ferry]

this is lit

imagine being kicked because they're pissed they can't grief you

[shadow scroll]

is it just me or on gtav legacy there is no 420 outfit?

[gleaming spear]

Lmao

[elfin hill]

Bro is NOT vengeance

[forest bridge]

Lmfaoooo

[covert idol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1223934301377400843

[split bay]

Any female character players that have good outfits

I just changed character to female and idk what’s good clothes

[junior fulcrum]

LMAO

[split bay]

Why can I see the top of her head

[wanton rivet]

Pfahahahaa

[split bay]

Whoever rockstar hired to make the hairstyles need to be fired

[olive nebula]

You lost the opportunity after 10 years

[amber grotto]

@viral sedge exotic exports right

[viral sedge]

That's all the cars?

[amber grotto]

yes

[viral sedge]

Thanks! I'll give it a check

[amber grotto]

thats the route i follow to find all 10 cars

[solid sapphire]

self destroy: activate! ahh

[obtuse gale]

The random player going flying was funny asf

[orchid goblet]

Yo what do you guys think will be last dlc before gta 6?
Maybe something big like doomsday heist?

[gleaming spear]

Hopefully a big heist update

[wide mauve]

Modded outfits getting so rambunctious

[mortal veldt]

Why does this loom like nfs most wanted

The colours

[vivid fulcrum]

Agent 27 ballin