gta-media

[brittle osprey]

just go sell weed 💔

[chrome zephyr]

its still generating 💔

[brittle osprey]

threaten it with a brick :D

[ivory hound]

I don't do salvage yard mission unless the car is claimable

[chrome zephyr]

iunno, its an ok activity to be doing if im waiting for something

[celest valve]

☹️ I just wanted some body armour..

[keen ledge]

It says they're close, boy is on his lunch time, ofcourse this gonna happen

[trail wyvern]

i kinda enjoy tbh regardless of money

[dusky timber]

crusader be like

unyu~

[chrome zephyr]

true its fun for me, but the scenarios to steal a fucking car is ridiculous lmfao

[lethal birch]

happened so quickly my char isnt ready

[trail wyvern]

true but any robbery scenario in gta is just ridiculous

Paleto Bay Heist in story mode makes no sense

[sterile merlin]

Gta sa definitive edition is weird fr

[young wren]

Neko car

[sage ferry]

[sinful merlin]

Jesus Christ what a speed

[dusky timber]

i thought it was like 42.37kb/sec or something

and then i looked

not ressed

[tender coral]

@brittle osprey @storm charm what a fun thing to do

[tender coral]

YOOOOO ITS OREO!!!!

[young wren]

YOU BROKE MY DAMN PHONE IF I CLOSE THE APP I STILL HEAR YOUR DAMN VIDEO @tender coral

[storm charm]

Dude I was playing yesterday and a fucking army was in the lobby lemme find the ss

[young wren]

Fixed it

[storm charm]

Four khanjalis in a CEO going around terrorizing everybody

It was kinda cool because everybody else joined together to fight them

[sage ferry]

I think AI might be confused

[dusky timber]

[high root]

someone is modifying that fat bitch 😭 💀

[tender coral]

Single handedly taking down ghillie

[paper minnow]

thats one thing i love about lscm

i can just get in someones car while theyre customizing it

[storm charm]

Not even close

[high root]

BRAND NEW WHIP 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🥶 🥶

[vast yoke]

never looking up again wtf is that

[runic garden]

Peak lobby

[young wren]

What the😭

I love my new shoes

[keen ledge]

What are you doing in your phone with pants off?

[young wren]

I wanted to say a joke but i would get banned

[keen ledge]

Dm then

[young wren]

I rlly need to remove my autism my humour is getting off road

[tender coral]

Still got the round win
why you shouldnt pick the xls for sumo remix

[latent geode]

Income 🎉

[solid sapphire]

2 dolla

[lethal birch]

[random notch]

@obtuse gale that big back thing

can't you remove it anymore??

[obtuse gale]

I think you can but idk

I've never used Pyro

[random notch]

[trail wyvern]

based lmao

[dusky timber]

what's worse is that someone is modifying that borschlaghammer

[mental violet]

That’s him

Scroll a bit down and you’ll see the result

[dusky timber]

you should post vehicles in #gta-vehicles
(i mean, a bit here and there is alright but you're using this channel exclusively to share vehicles)

[dusky timber]

yeah i know that's the point

[sinful merlin]

Wtf

[sinful merlin]

Looks like my fridge

[latent geode]

poor ass fridge you got out there

I have at least 100 grand in my fridgey

[sinful merlin]

Nice

[subtle bronze]

/joincrew <Cricket_Aaron25>

[subtle bronze]

/joincrew Cricket_Aaron25

[slate flare]

Yummy

[obtuse gale]

You cant advertise your crew here buddy

[subtle bronze]

no i wasnt, i was trying to join a crew since we can use the command anywhere.

[young wren]

Its not he forces us

[subtle bronze]

i was trying to join the gtao crew.

[obtuse gale]

!joincrew

[young wren]

Yall suck at driving! Watch and learn

[solid sapphire]

side kick

[young wren]

Side kick?

[solid sapphire]

ye it looks like u been trying to kick lol

[young wren]

Oh😭

Man driving that thing is hell🫤

[solid sapphire]

the cars with good liveries are either awful or just rare xd

[vast yoke]

wtf is that dihh car

[young wren]

Podium vechile;-;

[young wren]

I hope its rare😭

[solid sapphire]

what exactly

the upside down T bike u riding?

[young wren]

The podium vechile

[young wren]

Yh

[solid sapphire]

oh u got it from podium

i forgot that function exists

[young wren]

😭

[solid sapphire]

i honestly just join to either sell cars or anti grief

or grief griefers

[rough shore]

This is the way

[viral ore]

new record 🙂

maniac sounds fun 👿

[rough shore]

I've honestly never seen my mental state even go past the first bar

[viral ore]

Ya me either i was shocked to see this

idk what for tbh. I fought for like 3 hrs in a 7v2😭 but i was in mc + alot of ground fighting and not much PV’s were destroyed. And it was ewo gods

[paper minnow]

You’ve clearly never been on top of maze bank shooting down police helis with an AA trailer

[rough shore]

No, but that sounds like a lovely idea

[viral ore]

Give me 10 seconds on top of maze bank and some thermal rat is already shooting me how could u manage that😭

[stuck birch]

Eatin good

[vestal blade]

poor lest the milest

[vast yoke]

bro think he me

i was psycho yesterday but it went down to maniac earlier when i spun wheel

[viral ore]

Somebody just griefed me so im otw back up!

[viral ore]

Ur a menace tho i usually dnt go above 1 bar somehow

[vast yoke]

i’ve had to reset it back up to there like 4 times now it’s so long

[vast yoke]

pc?

[pale stream]

bros holding on

[viral ore]

Yuh

White knight tryna save him in a mk1🤣 12-0 going till bro leaves

[vast yoke]

mk1 users are just tryna be different 80% of the time

i’m a white knight too tho if i have nothing to do i’ll just jump in fights😭

[viral ore]

The circle of life in gta online😭

probably his buddy n not a white knight. cuz bro went ghost on me at 19-0🤣

[vast yoke]

they pmo when they go ghost

why are u starting a fight w me then backing out bruh stick to it

[viral ore]

Could have set bounty on him but im just tryna do sales i wasnt tryna fight😭

[vast yoke]

i love setting bounties it’s like telling everyone to kill them

[viral ore]

And the dummy green dot tried saving him and caught a stray 3-0🤣 he over there stranded in the desert after 1 mk1 fail and 2 scramjet fails😭😭

[viral ore]

Ya if u set s bounty when they ghost u with imani u can continue to kill them until they can go ghost again

I love the clip it makes, ive had bounties set and claimed in .5 seconds before🤣🤣🤣

[vast yoke]

i did not know this i’m now happy i do

[viral ore]

Oh ya. Ittll push kids into passive mode SO fast🤣

[vast yoke]

i screenshot when they go into passive then send them it

really tilts them into coming out n trying again

[viral ore]

I miss being able to do this 😦

[vast yoke]

i rage bait them as much as i can so their performance is off😭😭

[viral ore]

Sending a udmk2 clip to a kid crying about me “cheating” was peak msging for me🤣🤣

[viral ore]

Ngl xbox corny ash ill report u at the SLIGHTEST mess uo and ur com banned for a 2 days minimum 🤣

Mfs cant do ANYTHING on gta while com banned i swear lmaoo

[vast yoke]

yea i’ve been more careful with what i say ngl cus they report u for anything n everything

[viral ore]

Exactly i came from pc to xbox this year and got a very rude awakening with how filtered my language needed to be now😭

[vast yoke]

can’t even swear in a normal friendly way lmao they’re real strict

so i just say it all in party

[viral ore]

I cant deal w these critically online kids in vc😭😭

Come scrap me or stfu😭

[vast yoke]

it’s so funny making them mad genuinely makes my day

[viral ore]

I imagine getting shit on by a girl hurts alot of incels feelings so

[vast yoke]

especially cus i’m a girl and they’re all incels so it gets a better reaction

[viral ore]

Lmfao

[rough shore]

Fr lol. Surprisingly I've only ever gotten hatemail once, the lack of text chat is certainly very helpful in that regard hahaha

nobody wants to go through the effort of dealing with the shitty socialclub messaging

[viral ore]

Very true alot less annoying🤣. My first fight on xbox after a month of not playing resulted in 3 txt msges a party invite and some xbox msgs🤣

[vast yoke]

they’re like 4x more rabid on console

[viral ore]

Its the casual playerbase imo🤷🏽‍♂️

So many kids think im “cheating”

[vast yoke]

they swear ur a console hacker with an emulator or something it’s the only option

[rough shore]

Oh I've been spam reported / people trying to kick me from lobbies, suuper often haha

I take that as them thinking im cheating or smt

[viral ore]

Even just udmk2 is literal cheats to them or glitch abusing

[vast yoke]

yea i keep getting mods viewing me it’s stressful

[viral ore]

Salty mfs🤣 gives us great entertainment atleast

[rough shore]

For sure, it baffles me because they were going around blowing people up constantly and then they are just absolutely shocked when they get sniped 37 times in a row 🤣

[vast yoke]

cus as soon as they’re not in a mk2 they become hellen keller

[viral ore]

RIGHT🤣 bro went out of his way TO MY BUNKER to greif and goes passive when he and his friend lose? Just leave sesh bro thats what they probably assumed i should do

[delicate bay]

gta tryna make me deaf, like what was that

it is really loud

be warned

[rough shore]

MY EARS

[viral ore]

I had a nice lil orange dot up there that started fighting that kid too, shout out orange for keeping him on the ground for my torture🤣

[rough shore]

😭

[vast yoke]

w orange man

[vast yoke]

id genuinely fall out my seat bc wtf

[viral ore]

Holy shit 😭😭

[lethal birch]

[vast yoke]

i need more things to do in gta cus now i’ve got what i want i just kinda wander until someone kills me

[rough shore]

certified tuna moment

are you guys done cmm yet?

only real hard part to worry about from there is the convoy mission

[viral ore]

I j be drifting around working on mastering fun vehicles atp

Or grinding ofc i do enjoy alot of the sell missions and content

[vast yoke]

yeah i bought some drift one but the traffic makes me wanna explode

genuinely unusable on roads

[viral ore]

What cars?

I only use a few of the better ones and i have a decent time

[worn gust]

Isn’t the dominator one of those fucky controlling ones?

[vast yoke]

it’s just some random zr350

or something

[viral ore]

I havent used the doninator for drifiting idk

[viral ore]

Thats solid but not my favorite. Try the beamer or the jester rr?

Jester has missile lock on jammer

[vast yoke]

yea i was thinking ab jester

[viral ore]

Its clean ash

[delicate bay]

i got scared a little ngl, my in-game sense is really low, but you can still see how i flinched with my camera lol

[vast yoke]

did better than me i would’ve flung my controller

[bold coral]

Mk2 players never learn bro

[viral ore]

Normal mk2 vs virtues is an interesting one but ok🤣

Never said a mk2 user had a brain ig 🤷🏽‍♂️

[delicate bay]

also the fact that i remember it being louder than that hahaha, i guess obs just couldn't record it properly

[vast yoke]

i prolly would’ve been safe cus i put my spotify louder than my game but i bet it was a scare😭

[delicate bay]

it was

[bold coral]

People really tryna teleport to get a kill on you

What y'all think, did his back break?

[viral ore]

I think his everything broke😭

[vast yoke]

he’ll be fine just slap a bandaid on

[bold coral]

😭

He doesn't know it yet but in a few milliseconds he will be dead

[lethal birch]

later since almost 8am here lol

[rough shore]

so close 😩

[rough shore]

you guys got this

[bold coral]

😂😂

[keen ledge]

good luck am done though, if need help you can dm

[lethal birch]

We can do it , it's just that we been doing it since 9pm (my time ) and it's 8:25am rn

[keen ledge]

this is the best guide we followed this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-ZVnpTmzIU

[lethal birch]

Yea I know , i watched the guide too

It's the time factor

Continuing later today

[keen ledge]

we didnt even die once and not even did restart or something we just did in 1 go

I like my crew, who were completely random but yea it was fun

[bold coral]

That didn't happen for tuna either right @lethal birch

[lethal birch]

[keen ledge]

see coordination is the key I believe we just divided the work and were into it thats it

worked like a charm

[lethal birch]

Yea we know , like I said it's the time factor made us not doing it in one go

Since two of us is in Asia the other two is in Europe

[keen ledge]

we for me too am we did like 2 heist 1 day and other 2 other day and gave 1 day rest(some had work) and other day last and today finale only

so yea we also took time because one go is bad

if you do all 5 in a day you are pissed

I meant whenever we did the heist setups and finale we didnt restart or die

[lethal birch]

Technically we did two runs , first run we failed at prison break cuz buzzard got too close to the prison

Second run we did fleeca to sa in one go

[keen ledge]

ye divided that part very carefully though like I was the velum pilot so I was just flying circles and other killing jets its the best strategy

[lethal birch]

And I didn't mention the fun part , we are drinking while doing CMM

[keen ledge]

I am not aware my crew was high but they were good

[true bough]

🔊

[jade garden]

.

[slate belfry]

I can’t send images, why?

[jade garden]

be level 5

[slate belfry]

I have a funny picture I would like to show

[rough shore]

[random notch]

oh shit

[slate belfry]

How do I level up fast then?

[lethal birch]

Hello wrio

[jade garden]

Hello Tuna

lets move to #community

[dusk bison]

i need me the magic touch!

[lethal birch]

Yea sure

[trail wyvern]

LJT : Are you ready to settle things the old way?
Me :

[rough shore]

😩

Kosatka missile spam griefers:

[trail wyvern]

lol

[abstract cipher]

Smartest kosatka griefer

they’re all dumb enough to not send the rocket from a 90 degree angle

[sage ferry]

I didn't know you could shoot the missiles

[rough shore]

[trail wyvern]

woah

[latent geode]

found my guy standing like this

I wonder what are his thoughts

[viral ore]

Bro just pondering

[vivid fulcrum]

[shadow scroll]

is this what people call the so called enhanced version of gta 5 to be better than legacy? why are there no tire sounds

[rough shore]

Sometimes the audio bugs out, I've had the exact opposite happen. No engine sounds at all but could hear the tires, and another instance where my vehicle had no audio at all

putting it away and calling it back usually fixes it

[shadow scroll]

on legacy the only car sound bug i had was mono engine audio

but on enhanced cars are either teslas, have no tire sounds and are teslas,or cars don't work at all in online

[wide mauve]

Someone needs a shower

Holy guacamole

[gleaming spear]

What the hell 💀

[brittle osprey]

Its a boosted hour, its not what they actually have

If thats the ps5 version of the game, its not possible to do it unless they are boosting hours

[wide mauve]

Its ps4 version

[brittle osprey]

Are you sure?

[wide mauve]

He has 1000 and something on ps5 version

And 26k on ps4 version

Somethings fishy or he has 0 life

Platinum on so many games

With little hours

[brittle osprey]

Im imagining he boosted, its very common

[wide mauve]

I've never seen it on playstation before

[brittle osprey]

if you look at steam player charts for hours, you can see people with so many hours its not even realistic

[wide mauve]

Do I risk pvping him and getting mauled hehe

[brittle osprey]

you could risk it sure

😨

[bold coral]

Go gm kill them a few times get booted offline ✅

[brittle osprey]

I can't get booted, Im running a special kind of network around my home

[bold coral]

Type shitt

[brittle osprey]

I can even view all attacks going in and out of it as well

I was however driving past people though doing sales

Cops blind confirmed?

[rough shore]

did you cast a spell of vanishing??

Those fuckers will literally be spawning on my ass, and meanwhile they just pass you by completely

[brittle osprey]

love to see it

[obtuse gale]

One time I loaded in, 5 mins later I was kicked out

[void marten]

Haven't seen that since I drove around doing drivebys in the d5 waiting in between heist setups

[orchid goblet]

Damn what you did

[runic garden]

*** Rainbow six siege intensifies ***

[brittle osprey]

Im helping a team sell while not being in their mc, just flying around them

a guy on an mk2 came in so I sniped him off, and started running him over in my d5 coquette

I don't even know these people and they trust me like one of their own

[orchid goblet]

Thank you for your services 🙏

Always good seeing people protecting other people cargo

[brittle osprey]

though the lobby kinda died

Im just racing one of them in the s95

[orchid goblet]

Dang what server is that?

Never in my whole life I saw something like that

[brittle osprey]

It was full but everyone left basically

[sinful merlin]

How many votes needed to be kicked

[obtuse gale]

Waiting for the ping of the random....

[brittle osprey]

Idk, I think its like 5 votes or smt

1 vote isn't enough

[bold coral]

50% of the session

[sinful merlin]

Woah

[bold coral]

I have never been kicked even though I've seen that people are kicking me

[cyan pond]

@static sluice

[static sluice]

OMG

[vivid fulcrum]

bro when part 6

or 5 idk

[static sluice]

?

[vivid fulcrum]

nvm

[orchid goblet]

Uncharted 5

[cyan pond]

'arcade'

[vivid fulcrum]

toreador

I just want a toreador in my life

[cyan pond]

forgot i parked in arcade lol

[vivid fulcrum]

take to

once I buy toreador, I'll retire this game for couple of weeks

[orchid goblet]

Yeah it’s kinda pricey lol

4.75 mil

[vivid fulcrum]

worth it

[cyan pond]

time to retire?

[orchid goblet]

I see the LD organics cap lol

Happy 4/20 btw

[cyan pond]

i had to put something on. bein stuck in a bikini at the end of that mission was a weird ending note -,-

leave me in a bikini, atop a mountain -,-. weirdo mission i swear

the finale 'last dose'

@orchid goblet since you asked about shitboxes

[orchid goblet]

It’s horrendous 😂

[cyan pond]

or this

[orchid goblet]

Hmm I liked the livery and color tho
And the wheels and tires are nice too

[cyan pond]

it doesn't fit the garage 1 astethic requirements 😄

[orchid goblet]

I really wish R* would add more porshe vehicles

I gotta whole garage with all Porsches in the game

I just don’t have that where u can customize on Bennie’s 🥲

[cyan pond]

Love the cayanne version they have.

[brittle osprey]

"aesthetic"

shows mk2

[cyan pond]

“Expensive”. ;D.

[brittle osprey]

The swinger nor the Everon are exactly expensive

[orchid goblet]

Tell me u bought the 6 mil instead of the 8 mil

[brittle osprey]

I hope he got the 8m

[cyan pond]

I have one space waiting for a z-type ~,~.

[brittle osprey]

The ztype is 950k though

[cyan pond]

What mk2? I didn’t have trade price. 😂

[brittle osprey]

thank god you wasted an extra 2m ontop of it

[cyan pond]

\o/ wasted is right. For lazy transport.

Since I’ve probably died 300x more than ive killed. I dont pvp. I suck at it.

now ijust sparrow to wherever. Frik the annoying randoms shooting at mk2 ~,~

[orchid goblet]

I’m so cheap lol, I don’t even buy cars lol
I just get the free ones from casino and LSCM prize vehicles

[cyan pond]

that and changing altitudes is so ridiculous. I give up flying that most of the time.

[orchid goblet]

Sparrow is goated

[cyan pond]

Might just sell the thing and eat the 3mil loss. Mk2 is a pain in my rump #,<

[orchid goblet]

Fr I bought my mk2 and I use twice

It ain’t worth it

[cyan pond]

I use it to fly to bunker. Or drug mc crap up north. That is all.

And i could sparrow there. Or iron mule.

I had a lobby with 12 people all on mk2’s. All different colors. Blowin eachother up earlier.

[orchid goblet]

Oh boy bad sport lobby?

[cyan pond]

Idk what it is abt this week and gta chaos.

I dont pvp. %,<.

[orchid goblet]

What did you do 😂

[cyan pond]

Pff killed a guy 4x for shooting at me as i drove by..

like what. Whos shooting who.

Coulda just let me drive to the gun store but nooooo

[orchid goblet]

Funny is, most mk2 users I seen were actually low levels ( 40-80 )

[orchid goblet]

And 100% were griefers as well

[cyan pond]

Pewpewpew lets shoot at the apc with rockets on the roof.

Or snipe me through the windshield.

That earns you missiles to the face %,<‘

They need to make imani tech bulletproof glass. I frikkin swear.

flails. Yea bulletproof car, Except the windows. Which are HUGE.

[edgy hawk]

The lorry was trippin

[cyan pond]

Waiting to see when it could pull in front of you. 😄

[edgy hawk]

Imagine shit flew onto my car and exploded I woulda been pissed it happened yesterday when I replayed this

[cyan pond]

I swear. Cars are out to get us.

[edgy hawk]

Npc crash into you on purpose

[high root]

new day new automobile

[keen ledge]

this section forces me to open my game and feel proud of yourself that you own more than 350 cars

[edgy hawk]

I could own 1000 just spam buy free devel sixteens👌

[keen ledge]

350 unique cars*

[edgy hawk]

Yea bros cooked how much shit did he buy

[keen ledge]

[solid sapphire]

i wish that i had vinewood garage lol im nearly max

[keen ledge]

I want to buy it but R* kinda dont want me to buy GTA+

[solid sapphire]

how so

[keen ledge]

no GTA+ in India

[solid sapphire]

vpn

[keen ledge]

idk if thats gonna work my account is binded like my country says India in R* account but never tried it so lets try

[keen ledge]

can we buy from website or ingame only?

[solid sapphire]

websites too i think

[keen ledge]

just researched its not even India but other countries too

[solid sapphire]

oh

[keen ledge]

they have some disputes going on, cause its a subscription and just because of some kids who take their parent's credit card to buy stuff and then when parents realizes they dispute so that's the problem

[solid sapphire]

well idk have u tried changing ur region?

in settings

[keen ledge]

I will not do that because I dont want to get stuck with vpn later on to play or something

[solid sapphire]

welp

my idea was to suggest option

[keen ledge]

yea pal I know

no anger or hatred is present dw am a chill guy

like very chill

vpn kinda working am at payment page

[solid sapphire]

well maybe if u pay for it it’ll stay in ur account

im not sure

but at the same time i dont think it’ll just end when u turn off vpn

[keen ledge]

I paid lets see

[solid sapphire]

how much was it

[keen ledge]

7 pounds

[solid sapphire]

u used uk as vpn?

[keen ledge]

idk I just used any

[solid sapphire]

xd pricey

[keen ledge]

idc am rich

[keen ledge]

how much in usd?

[solid sapphire]

7 pounds is 1.25x usd

almost 9

[keen ledge]

no how much in usd

[solid sapphire]

8,75 usd

[keen ledge]

like usd only

just tell me your price dont convert

[solid sapphire]

well in my region its 5-5.5$

if u paid 7£ rn its almost 9$

[keen ledge]

how do you claim stuff

from website

[keen ledge]

I paid like 10 usd

[solid sapphire]

with tax probably

[keen ledge]

like from my cc I see 10 usd got deducted after converting from INR

tho idc

[solid sapphire]

well yeah its convert fee and tax afterwards

not dubai unfortunately to have 0% tax

[keen ledge]

yes tomorrow there will be tax on foreign conversion which will be like 1 or 2 usd

[solid sapphire]

i wish simpsons predicted 12th april💔

[keen ledge]

so I paid like 12 usd for gta+ in India nice

man am so rich

[solid sapphire]

how long did u wait for modmail to give u CM tag?

[vivid fulcrum]

days

[keen ledge]

they were very nice I always say that, probably less than an hour

[vivid fulcrum]

did I get scammed

[keen ledge]

no

[vivid fulcrum]

alr

[solid sapphire]

xd i had to wait 2 hours after sending thing that they were asking and because i wanted other 3 i had to make 3 more screenshots

[keen ledge]

ok tell me 1 thing I will keep the garage I know that what else I lose

[solid sapphire]

well at least i have free “active” developer badge now

[keen ledge]

after 1 month

[solid sapphire]

well im not sure if u able to keep garage or not

i haven’t exactly experimented that

[keen ledge]

you can keep the garage dw

[solid sapphire]

because putting cars into a vinewood garage no problem

with mods*

[solid sapphire]

damn

i can earn that in a minute

[keen ledge]

am maxed out

[solid sapphire]

u turned off vpn or?

[keen ledge]

I have like 15m in bank account and as said earlier everything you can own from websites I have it

[keen ledge]

bro I didnt use vpn in game

just browser

[solid sapphire]

oh seems like it works then

after buying it’ll stay

[keen ledge]

I already knew that, that I wont need to turn on vpn while in game

just to buy I wasnt sure so I gave it a try

[solid sapphire]

seems like u hella sure now

[keen ledge]

ofc

[solid sapphire]

im still confused about the thing in terminal that is also gta plus marked

like what even is that

[keen ledge]

I love this thing

[solid sapphire]

it has some time saving functions i agree on that

[keen ledge]

bro not time just everything

tell me what else I can do

[solid sapphire]

with it?

uh

[keen ledge]

with all Gta+

[solid sapphire]

grief faster

[keen ledge]

like spawn vehicles

[solid sapphire]

no need to call MMI or assistant

[keen ledge]

I dont do that skip

[solid sapphire]

play hunting lamar thing

4x for u

[keen ledge]

thats a gta+ thing only?

[solid sapphire]

well its 2x rn but 4x for gta plus

just like last week where hangar was 4x for gta plus and only 2x for everyone else

[keen ledge]

ok next

[solid sapphire]

oh

u also get access to chameleon wheel paint

if u even use that

[keen ledge]

I dont like all my cars are same color

next

[solid sapphire]

rare HSW liveries for deveste? i have them without gta plus ngl

[keen ledge]

next

[solid sapphire]

ability to store 20 more aircrafts

[keen ledge]

is it like subscription thing?

[solid sapphire]

yeah

[keen ledge]

once over no saving more

ok next

[solid sapphire]

well if u go to hangar yourself

you can see that theres floor, storage and vinewood shit

nothing really besides that i think

maybe just also access to play other rockstar games for free while ur subscription works

[celest valve]

AI juggernaut VS my widowmaker: my widowmaker wins so I’m not worried about AI taking over the world as long as we got the help of our fellow aliens

[solid sapphire]

u can use taxi teleport with only 5 minute cooldown

its an hour for regular players

2x acid lab sell

[keen ledge]

so not worth 12usd

[limpid garnet]

who even uses taxi, like imagine not liking to drive around

[solid sapphire]

yeah i dont think its worth 12 usd

can get a great game on a discount on steam

[limpid garnet]

isnt it 8$?

[solid sapphire]

tax + convert

[keen ledge]

only for me

[limpid garnet]

damn

[solid sapphire]

the only good thing is vinewood garage tbf

100 garage space is never excess

[celest valve]

Y’all really think that’s expensive? A shark card costs 155$ where I live

[solid sapphire]

mods bro mods🙏

[limpid garnet]

yea just play on pc hehe

[keen ledge]

explain more

[celest valve]

Dw when they upped the prices to that I learned how to gctf

[solid sapphire]

damn ill transfer my cars there today once i hop on with mods

i was a bit afraid that they will be gone after expiration

[keen ledge]

it says they are accessible when expire but I cant put them after expire?

[solid sapphire]

i think so yeah

so they can be stored there

[keen ledge]

so I move them here

[solid sapphire]

and u can call them? not sure but u cant get inside

[celest valve]

yes they just consume millions of dollars in cars.. if that happened I would probably be loosing 500 million in cars ☠️

[keen ledge]

and then access lifetime

[keen ledge]

yes thats what I am thinking

[solid sapphire]

cuz if i just move my cars there

and they just stored there

and if i cant call them thats useless

[keen ledge]

no no you wont loose them

[solid sapphire]

well thats good if i store my npc cars n shit but anyway

[celest valve]

You can go inside vinewood if your membership expires, you just won’t be able to put cars back into the garage

[keen ledge]

but what's the use if I can't open the garage and look at my beauties

[solid sapphire]

what about calling them

[keen ledge]

wait

[celest valve]

You can call them too

[keen ledge]

sure?

[solid sapphire]

so it functions as a no return garage?

[celest valve]

Yes

You can transfer cars out of the garage, you just can’t put new cars in it

[keen ledge]

ok what about I keep I fill only 4 floors and keep the last one empty

and I cant put them to last floor

?

[celest valve]

No you can’t

That’s why I have my vinewood full all the time

[solid sapphire]

well i mean

[keen ledge]

ok what if I put 1 car in each floor then I can access all 4 floors

[solid sapphire]

its still good if u store cars there

right

[keen ledge]

what about this?

[celest valve]

Yes but you can’t put new cars in it

[solid sapphire]

well thats fine tbf

[keen ledge]

like not 95

only 5

[solid sapphire]

https://www.gtabase.com/user/gta-online/800

am tired of doing these pics🙏

[celest valve]

If you only had 5 in it when your membership expires then yes

[keen ledge]

I need a smart person who just did this and knows this

[solid sapphire]

im only halfway of my cars inside that

[keen ledge]

only 153

[solid sapphire]

i have 300+

[keen ledge]

so what you do on this website?

[solid sapphire]

only about 15-20 empty spaces

[keen ledge]

they extract the data or you tell them

[solid sapphire]

tell em

[keen ledge]

like 1 by one?

[celest valve]

No Santa Capra coin livery on the avenger?..

[solid sapphire]

yep

[keen ledge]

damn

[solid sapphire]

what about it

[keen ledge]

I made a spreadsheet am good

[brittle osprey]

Rapid fire:

[keen ledge]

I have this

[celest valve]

You don’t have it?

[keen ledge]

and spreadsheet to know where my cars are

[solid sapphire]

well yes but u cant see pics of them

[celest valve]

only did that once bc they never stop shooting

[keen ledge]

@celest valve can we change this dirty yellow color? vinewood garage

[brittle osprey]

And it gets funnier, you gotta sit on the corner until they stop rapid firing and you just sit there staring at them shoot millions and millions of bullets at you

[celest valve]

Nope

[celest valve]

Lmao I did that too it’s funny asf

[keen ledge]

I will pay 1 more dollar for that

[solid sapphire]

lemme see

[keen ledge]

please pal

[celest valve]

Lowkey one of the funnest missions I’ve done in awhile

[solid sapphire]

send ss

[solid sapphire]

well thats more pastel yellow

[keen ledge]

Ok I will pay 2 dollar more

[solid sapphire]

wait open interaction menu

[keen ledge]

already tried

[solid sapphire]

maybe theres settings like in eclipse garage

[keen ledge]

nope

[solid sapphire]

damn aight

[celest valve]

Y’all can say that GTA+ isn’t worth it but I guarant-fuckin-tee that rockstar will never give every single player $11,000,000 air freight sales like they did last month

[solid sapphire]

booba

1 click in gta pc

+30m

[keen ledge]

bro the workshop is purple

[celest valve]

No mods

[keen ledge]

I hate these colors

[solid sapphire]

u wanted all black or sum

xd

[keen ledge]

I wanted this

[celest valve]

I would’ve been fine with all purple

[solid sapphire]

cyberpunk ahh

[keen ledge]

only red

there are no refunds ig

[solid sapphire]

well

[keen ledge]

bro

[solid sapphire]

now u tried gta plus

[keen ledge]

all has different colors ig

[solid sapphire]

put your cars in there

free 100 storage

[solid sapphire]

that’d be an amazing garage to put cars u dont use

[keen ledge]

free nice, one who paid 2x price

[celest valve]

You also get more aircraft storage with GTA+

[keen ledge]

yea my pal told me that

[solid sapphire]

ngl theres like only 10-15 good planes

[keen ledge]

will they stay?

[solid sapphire]

rest is piece of junk

[keen ledge]

but I already have all the planes

[celest valve]

Yes rockstar doesn’t consume vehicles

[keen ledge]

still not full

[solid sapphire]

wait

[keen ledge]

12+20

[solid sapphire]

go get yourself 20 luxury planes for 10m each

[keen ledge]

20 storage and 12 on floors

[celest valve]

Rockstar won’t even consume my F1 vigilante so yes your cars will stay if your subscription expires

[keen ledge]

rest with pegasus I converted a few to personal though

[keen ledge]

where they go?

in the same hangar?

[celest valve]

Yes

[keen ledge]

so 20 will increase to 40 thats it

[celest valve]

Just another storage menu

[keen ledge]

which is good because I like that color

[keen ledge]

oh yea got it

am checking 3 floor now

bad!!

[celest valve]

FFS we need this in the summer DLC, I’d pay $100,000,000 for this mask and I have the funds to do so 🔥

[keen ledge]

who told them to paint like this and even they did they should have given options to change I gave them more than 10 dollars

[solid sapphire]

not so horrible

[keen ledge]

wait for 4

[solid sapphire]

its honestly similar to arena coloring

[solid sapphire]

5th?

[keen ledge]

literally all the colors I hate

[celest valve]

That’s one of my weaponized vehicle garages, every single car is purple

[keen ledge]

omg god

its pink

broo!

am not a barbie dude

[solid sapphire]

i think i know why gta plus isnt accesible in india now

everyone would be pissed

at least u got 2 elevators

[keen ledge]

its just the reason I told you, kids are very bad I hate those kids

[solid sapphire]

i dont mind that

[keen ledge]

yea

[solid sapphire]

what kids

[celest valve]

Why you think the diamond casino is locked in Europe

[keen ledge]

this

[keen ledge]

so kids will imitate

[solid sapphire]

i mean wait

its actually genius

[keen ledge]

is it correct?

[solid sapphire]

u get gta plus and put all 100 cars in vinewood garage

[keen ledge]

[solid sapphire]

and refund it

you get 100 car storage for free

[keen ledge]

its not refundable ig

[solid sapphire]

should be

[celest valve]

Subscriptions aren’t really refundable especially if they only costed 10$

[keen ledge]

tell me the truth

[solid sapphire]

i dont think theres any expensive subscriptions exist besides yacht clubs

[keen ledge]

about Europe kids

[celest valve]

Idk that it’s Europe kids I think it’s just stupid Europe laws

[keen ledge]

well my reason was 10/10 on point ngl

if I tell you about Indian kids who did this stuff you will be amazed

it already happened

[celest valve]

It’s related to underage gambling but.. this game has so many worse things and cutscenes than gambling ffs

[keen ledge]

so many times

[keen ledge]

they already put restriction and it says 18+ stuff

but still we have like more than 50% 14 year olds here

and so in game and they dont even have a count

[celest valve]

I hate but love Europe, I love that they forced Apple to switch to USB-C or stop selling in Europe but I hate their age restriction laws

[keen ledge]

tbh age restrictions laws are good, which are valid

[celest valve]

Or not even restriction, just complete removal lmao

[keen ledge]

like this game

it shouldnt be accessible to kids

[celest valve]

Then we needa figure out a way to have rockstar verify our age my SIN was already compromised so idgaf if they see my photo ID to confirm age

[keen ledge]

am good and when the game was launch I was like 15 16 so I would have waited 2 years and then played

and I did that same thing though

[celest valve]

I was like 14 when I started to play lmaooo

[keen ledge]

but we were not harmful bro

these kids are bad they have access to internet like you know

we were still into windows xp at that time

[solid sapphire]

mk

i think im worse than yall

[keen ledge]

9 year old

[solid sapphire]

san andreas at 7 and gta 5 at 8-9

[keen ledge]

told ya

[solid sapphire]

why the fuck am i in the paleto bay

[keen ledge]

san andreas legend

[celest valve]

Why not?

[solid sapphire]

casual battleye update too

perfect

[keen ledge]

am collecting the earnings as soon they are getting credit now

[solid sapphire]

lol

[keen ledge]

like 250 dollars

[celest valve]

That could buy you 1 1/2 shark cards

[solid sapphire]

or 22.5 minecraft licenses

[keen ledge]

like converting the game earning to real than changing back and go on

[solid sapphire]

read this out loud

chicken
jaw
key

[olive nebula]

Cluckin
Bell
Raid

[celest valve]

Bruh if I paid for all my money with shark card purchases I would be out over 18,000$..

[solid sapphire]

tell that to my 10b friend

i remember i wanted to get robux for my tycoon money

[keen ledge]

GTA+ must have VIP privilege's like cops turn blind eye - forever till your membership expires

[celest valve]

I got over a billion and that’s all legitimately earned

[solid sapphire]

who wants an impossible imposter test

[keen ledge]

am at like 1B+

expenses and earning

and 600M only for cars

[celest valve]

I got 100M in cash rn

[keen ledge]

I dont keep that much I always buy a car

and just keep few millions for expense and fun

[celest valve]

I’ve spent 900m on cars I think I have enough..

[keen ledge]

I would still buy more

[solid sapphire]

i’ve spent 100m on clothes

[keen ledge]

mine like 20M only

[solid sapphire]

find an imposter

[celest valve]

Pfft. I’ve spent 100M on weapons and armour 🔥

[keen ledge]

I wonder what you got in that

because I almost have all the hesit outfits

and like required accessories and stuff in just 20M

[solid sapphire]

i think i’d have like 150m spent on clothes if i hadn’t got my arena costumes for free

[celest valve]

I’ve spent 200M on properties

[solid sapphire]

light work

[celest valve]

Says the one who’s been playing since they were 7

[solid sapphire]

san andreas not gta

i also been primarily stuck on story mode cuz online was way too complicated for me

[keen ledge]

Vinewood Car Club Access

Unlock exclusive liveries:

Pegassi Toreador – War Camo

Truffade Thrax – Ink Inc. if I get these liveries on my car and change them back to what I want so they'll be unlocked forever?

[paper minnow]

they will be unlocked forever

[keen ledge]

Nice to hear something which is staying

Because tbh like real honest it's not worth 8 usd a month for you guys and 12 usd a month for me absolutely

[solid sapphire]

i mean honestly

[keen ledge]

It's a one time thing and it should remain like that

[solid sapphire]

those liveries n stuff easier unlocked wit mods

[keen ledge]

I know that

There are not even 5 things which I got with this subscription I have no complaints though but sharing my experience that it ain't worth to renew

[solid sapphire]

i mean

u could get like even DayZ this week with that money

[keen ledge]

I have it though

[solid sapphire]

thats an example

[keen ledge]

Yea I know

Definitely worth for first time, everyone should have this experience kinda thing

[solid sapphire]

true

[meager anchor]

lmao i reported an electric car having a v8 engine inside and rockstar gave me 500k

[limpid garnet]

do they even look into these reports?

[viral ore]

Now go to ls customs and use the 500k to remove the engine??🤣

[amber grotto]

[brittle osprey]

Probably not...

[brittle osprey]

This still doesn't top the funniest thing I've seen from them somehow

#gta-online-mk2 message
this probably is

[dusky timber]

bro it's not a v8 😭

[obtuse gale]

@proud sigil

[covert idol]

🤳 📺

[obtuse gale]

Fr

[abstract cipher]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/969018198508863549/1362955947202314261/image.png?ex=6804efe4&is=68039e64&hm=973f963f9aebb17b202ab7a1358e2df5b9170e495160ff25fbfa202c0310580c&

juicy unattended post op

[solid sapphire]

be nice and just push it with insurgent or something

pain in the ass to drive those

[abstract cipher]

it was left there on the road couldnt push it someone else came and blew it up in a batmobile

[solid sapphire]

oh

[abstract cipher]

killed that guy like 10 times before he left

welp double speed on those grass production anyways

[meager anchor]

lol man thats funny aswell imagine the shit rockstar has to put up with on a daily basis we dont even see

[dusk bison]

my image now

[high root]

lvl 100 boss ahh car

[solid sapphire]

ruined💔

[sinful merlin]

Do you have 2 psn accs?

[obtuse gale]

I do but I don't link them

Ik I could've done the ss thing

But I cba and the dude was rushing me

[sinful merlin]

Yeah, idk why sony is making it so difficult

[covert idol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/999256878859173928

[sage ferry]

weed sale gone well, no griefers. Got the 4 bikes mission

[sharp river]

I just about used my free HSW upgrade on the Vigero ZX (was stuck between Hakuchou or Vigero, so I did Vigero)

[ancient igloo]

Terrible decision

[sharp river]

I mean, it was either the Haku or the Vigero. I was stuck in between

I couldn't choose both

[abstract cipher]

Haku better

Virgero spins out like crazy

Not as much as the tt but still

[sharp river]

Eh, I'll go for Hakuchou next then. No biggy 👐

I'm in a good mood to keep grinding like the past weeks went

[ancient igloo]

Hakuchou is a lot more useful but it’s not a huge deal

[trail wyvern]

vigilante moment

[finite jolt]

after long journey

[pine axle]

FINALLY

[glass shell]

well done 🎉 🎊

[finite jolt]

WE DID IT

[glass shell]

$299 million bruh

[lethal birch]

[flat latch]

now this is luck

[trail wyvern]

gz

[pine axle]

Now time for doomsday CMM

[true bough]

Randomly missing like half my entire loadout plus most ammo

I guess I'll make a ticket

[flat latch]

seriously fak this bug...

[true bough]

Bought 200k of ammo and they all appeared again

[keen ledge]

I hate everything about this garage

Pink, Purple, Cyan, Blue and Pale Yellow what were they thinking?

[solid sapphire]

on skibidi

i think bro likes red

[keen ledge]

bro loves red

[brisk juniper]

Does this count

[fervent hare]

That looks like a scramjet

[compact pagoda]

It is a scramjet

[rough pond]

4/10 because not on helipad and you used air stop glitch

[young wren]

Wich heist?😭

[young wren]

Bro you should buy a red vechile you have none

[keen ledge]

thinking about buying one suggestions are always appreciated

[delicate bay]

what made you think that

[young wren]

Fill a garage with oprressors mk 2's

[keen ledge]

its gonna eat space I want unique cars/vehicles

I only have like 500 cars slot

so I cant do that

[young wren]

I won it yesterday already i hate this game

[bold coral]

Congratulations 👏

[pine axle]

Thank you

[abstract cipher]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/969018198508863549/1363259550941319389/aa.mp4?ex=680561e5&is=68041065&hm=4f9419eabd2c438eb57094a1ab0c3c13ea99f4b0b42f37f63a9f234f4ef9dff2&

outplayed

(im also stinky broom user)

[hushed mountain]

is that what happened to my ammo

had to buy 100k worth earlier on and was thinking i never let it get this low

[hushed mountain]

W

[dusky timber]

enable everything in the gun locker and revert every mk2 gun to mk1, then buy ammo, make sure your game saves, then restore your stuff to how it was

[simple moss]

sm happened in such a small amount of time

[keen ledge]

karma

[vivid fulcrum]

I wish we had gas masks lmao

[simple moss]

literally

idk why that clip looks 30fps as well i was on performance settings

[pliant wing]

HM

[keen ledge]

it doesnt work if you wear any type of mask

[keen ledge]

and quick pro tip just throw 2 grenades from grenade launcher they all die

[vivid fulcrum]

you mean I can breath in smoke?

[vivid fulcrum]

ye I was trying to do some swatting

[keen ledge]

you will die from your own smoke or other even if you wear any type of gas mask

idk why

[vivid fulcrum]

yeah

I wish we had functional gas masks

[olive nebula]

Did the alarm triggered after u died?

[abstract cipher]

i be bumping into those guys they unload 2 shots on me and go "mustve been the wind"

[hazy hull]

nope, why would it

[abstract cipher]

comical laugh

[vast yoke]

yay :D

[rough shore]

where did your torso go

where are your pants

[vast yoke]

i eated it

i eated them

[rough shore]

[graceful flame]

luckyyy i keep getting clothes

cute outfit btw!

[vast yoke]

stawp

[olive nebula]

You tend to often get shot in this Bugstar approach really often

[hazy hull]

this wasn't bugstars tho, it was maintenance crew @olive nebula

[trail wyvern]

big money comin

[dusky timber]

as dr ray de angelo harris said, "blind, crippled and crazy"

[young wren]

Excuse me thats my emoji

[vast yoke]

[young wren]

You can win it daily now you won it tommorow it gives 20k rp

2nd time

[vast yoke]

oh damn might have to do the dashboard thing then

[young wren]

Just five to joystick like a little notch or slt downwards

Like flick

[wide mauve]

Shlawg so dramatic

[elfin hill]

Even the npc was amazed by such ability

[rough shore]

holy moly

[trail wyvern]

lmao

[heavy otter]

@junior fulcrum

[junior fulcrum]

Looks military

[junior fulcrum]

LMAO the Mk2 icon

[heavy otter]

Yeah, it's called War Camo

[junior fulcrum]

I would definitely get that

[rough shore]

I got that, well worth the purchase.

[heavy otter]

It's available on Vinewood Car Club at the moment

Or you can buy it from someone from LSCM

[junior fulcrum]

What a beast of a car

especially with that livery

[trail wyvern]

this is uh, interesting

game is cooked

went way ahead of the trigger and it still saying to steal the train

i guess i was too fast

[twin yarrow]

Don't mind me, just setting up for next casino robbery.

[rough shore]

[nimble stump]

are we deadass 💔

[olive nebula]

you didnt protect the casino valet

you r fired.

[vivid fulcrum]

good morning

[true bough]

[vivid fulcrum]

[true bough]

[vivid fulcrum]

think fast

[outer crescent]

[viral ore]

Bro had enough🤣🤣

[rough shore]

roadkill supremas

[vivid fulcrum]

hotline miami

[keen ledge]

She's a runaway kid leave her alone

[split patrol]

💀

[keen ledge]

Tell them you'll have to pay me for making your hardware better then I'll attach clip

[shadow scroll]

lol

[dusky timber]

i'd rather protect my vvallet

[nimble stump]

BRO

[obtuse gale]

This is Here Come The Monster theme song?

Good times sitting up on high places and surviving the monsters

[twin yarrow]

Ain't no way 😂

[hazy hull]

What?! No way, I always thought it was just rumour and hearsay

[young wren]

This mf stops for every damn light but not for npc's?😭

[neat torrent]

5 seconds before die

[split bay]

Everyone show me your garage

[dusky timber]

guffy character

[paper minnow]

Right...

[dusky timber]

[rough pond]

oh my god i have such a disgust for this melody

[neat torrent]

@split bay

[dusky timber]

don't tell me you had your speakers blasting the whole time

[rough pond]

ofc not, but when i set all the stuff they worked

[frail oasis]

Lmfao

[split bay]

clean

how do u get nice photos like that

this is mine just finished it

[dusk bison]

go to first person

also iirc you can hide map in settings

[abstract cipher]

taste the rainbow type garage

[dusky timber]

🤳

[hazy hull]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/gv9jvq/the_enemy_ai_is_fair_and_balanced/

[split bay]

Me rn

[light root]

1.6 mill buy or no?

[carmine nebula]

Definitely

[bronze tiger]

!shitposting

[tardy stone]

Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.

Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.

This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting

Requested by: @bronze tiger

[young wren]

Is it pink?

[light root]

its actually green

wait a minute

[young wren]

:/

[tender coral]

Level 420 on 420. What a funny birthday @storm charm @brittle osprey

[solid sapphire]

find a level 69 and sit together