gta-media

[solid sapphire]

its something else idk i turned on like 30-40 dif mod options

[shadow scroll]

lol

i completed fc3 without upgrading the backpack lol

[solid sapphire]

that is insane

i mean what backpack specifically

[worthy edge]

How tf

[vapid laurel]

funnie

[brittle osprey]

The vehicle was parked there, but someone went out of distance of it and the telephone pole spawned back in while the car was still hence there

[gaunt mural]

He eventually figured it out

[worthy edge]

i mean his aim sucks so

[gaunt mural]

nah hes hitting, the cars just bulletproof

[celest valve]

When you know it’s time to do some sales:

[shadow scroll]

stock backpack

didn't upgrade it at all

also for some reason if you get kicked during the casino heist.. this will happen

[solid sapphire]

technically u did

in da beginning of the game after prologue

[shadow scroll]

oh yeah that

[solid sapphire]

[shadow scroll]

but after that i didn't do shit lol

ngl i should replay fc3 at some point

[solid sapphire]

i really like that if u wanted to like

extend ur capacity of something u need to grind animals

[shadow scroll]

yeah

[solid sapphire]

fc4 has that too

fc5 didnt had that sadly

wait did fc4 had skill menu?

[gaunt mural]

@obtuse gale ok maybe youre right cause what the fuck is that lmao

[obtuse gale]

The CEO Ruiner is a tank boi

[gaunt mural]

not even the tankiness, look at the rocket that actually hit

[obtuse gale]

Yh, it has tracking like the Toreador

[paper minnow]

Better tracking than a toreador

[gaunt mural]

it has without contest the best tracking in the game, nothing comes close. check a video comparing them its actually nuts what it can do. only weakness is being free food for anything that can fire before it, and people on foot cause it handles like dog and has no armor

[obtuse gale]

Insane vehicle otherwise

[vocal dagger]

also vulnerable as shit to any plane thats diving straight down on it

[gaunt mural]

you do have a counter since you can angle up with a jump but yeah. its easy enough to trade but hard to live through that

[vocal dagger]

great cover

kosatka 👍

[dusky timber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/904101912201277452/1340412790393012334/this_shit_so_ass.gif

[worthy edge]

lmao

[abstract cipher]

better than this

[worthy edge]

no, atomic tier design are better

[brittle osprey]

you ever just want to spoon out your eyes when you look at something

[lethal birch]

^ same

[abstract cipher]

yeah

[rough shore]

disgusting

[brittle osprey]

rookie, get slammed, literally

[abstract cipher]

dollah wheel

pinged 3 times

[brittle osprey]

or a personal favorite

[abstract cipher]

why does it look like its doing the

[brittle osprey]

it is, don't ask either

Gotta be able to see the people riding motorcycles somehow

[abstract cipher]

legit this

[compact pagoda]

I can see why you spoilered this

[rough pond]

what's wrong with benny wheels

besides, they are pretty suitable for slamvan

[vivid fulcrum]

you never show me the good stuff

[smoky quest]

wow

[vivid fulcrum]

no u

[smoky quest]

just annoying my messages gets deleted for not reason

I was trying to ask if someone wants to see my new and first montage 😦 I did alot of effort 🥺

[vivid fulcrum]

did you racist

smh

[smoky quest]

NO???

[vivid fulcrum]

alr

[smoky quest]

I just tried to post YT link

[brittle osprey]

I think you did

[smoky quest]

wanna see it?

[smoky quest]

I DIDNT 😡 hehe

[vivid fulcrum]

gotta be level 5

[smoky quest]

ya thats what it told me

why even have a media channel if I cant post media xd

[vivid fulcrum]

[smoky quest]

ya trolled

[vivid fulcrum]

filter

[smoky quest]

🥺

I really just wanted to show my hard work

[vivid fulcrum]

imagine if anyone would join and send stuff

[smoky quest]

ya okay

and to avoid spam ig

@vivid fulcrum

I can dm if you want too see it 🥺

[vivid fulcrum]

I'm a really bad critique

[brittle osprey]

You need server level 5 to do that

[smoky quest]

ya I see xd

[brittle osprey]

Its meant to prevent spam truely

[smoky quest]

LOL so I shouldnt send it xd

[smoky quest]

ya but kinda sad when I just want to share some work lol

[brittle osprey]

I mean there is the other thing, needs to be gta, and also just chat in like gtao chat or something, its not hard to level

[smoky quest]

it is GTA, want to see it? O:

[brittle osprey]

#gta-online

[smoky quest]

ya but Im new to server xd, I joined to rant about a clown in Deluxo mission who put it in military base and sticky bomb it to waste time

[smoky quest]

no I mean I can dm you the video

[brittle osprey]

Probably not

[smoky quest]

I can, but you mean you dont want to? xd

[crisp flint]

Uh oh

[marble ledge]

that’s not good

up n atomizer if you’re able to use it

[crisp flint]

It just reset after a while

I was really trynna flip it back over

[marble ledge]

before I had the up n atomizer i got stuck on a bunker sale

had to reload sessions i was so salty

[rough shore]

big acid sales

sometimes you gotta show people up a bit tho

[gentle matrix]

i need money

[rough shore]

nuh uh

[gentle matrix]

tf you mean nuh uh...

[rough shore]

nuh uh

[gentle matrix]

TF YOU MEAN NUH UH

[rough shore]

🗿

[gentle matrix]

[rough shore]

nah

arena is funny

easy to see why nobody plays it

[crisp flint]

I just outright kill them. If they coming at me at mach 10. I'm bringing out the railgun

Gotta show these griefers I don't take shit from them

[rough shore]

I give people a chance, if they back off then I'll move on with my day, otherwise I'll spawnkill them until they leave the lobby

speaking of which some kid just blew up my car outside my nightclub, brb!

[crisp flint]

I don't go chasing them down. I just kill them when I sense them coming at me

[rough shore]

ok back

[crisp flint]

It usually ends with them getting into their avenger and me being under a pass and turning on ghost organization

[rough shore]

people are generally twice as aggressive after being stomped so if I can avoid killing somebody i will, otherwise im just wasting my own time killing them over and over

[crisp flint]

It's almost like they don't like it when they're being killed just for existing either huh

[rough shore]

They can dish it but they cant take it. pretty much ever griefer ever

They derive all of their pride and ego from thinking they're better than everyone else simply because they blew them up for minding their own business, so when somebody actually fights back that basically shatters their entire reality

[crisp flint]

Left my molotok outside the garment factory for like 1 sec while I deliver the thermal charges in and it got stolen

Can't have shit in ls

[dusky timber]

not these though

[rough shore]

a good lesson to not leave vehicle access open

[crisp flint]

They can result in pretty funny moments with low levels. Not good moments. Just funny as I watch them visit every single store to rob them

[rough shore]

true lmao, sometimes if im bored I'll open access and just leave my car next to a low level and watch the hijinks that follow

[crisp flint]

Low level mentality be like "I can rob every single store in the map with this fast car"

[dusky timber]

order your space docker from pegasus and install an ignition bomb at lsc and park it somewhere

[marble ledge]

man leaving your car in front of the casino to find a low level taking it for a spin in sandy shores is a classic

i always leave mine unlocked

[crisp flint]

Ignition bomb is kinda mean, All that excitement to leave with someone's car vanish as soon as they get in. Atleast remote bomb they get to experience it a bit

[marble ledge]

Let em have their fun

[dusky timber]

both work

[rough pond]

[rough shore]

and here in its natural habitat, the bottom floor of a parking garage, you can see the unique species commonly known as the "griefer wookie"

a very elusive species that could be distantly related to the troglodytes of times long past

tried to be friendly after he just got griefed by walker

[rough shore]

[last oxide]

weirdo ass clone

[last oxide]

how?

[solid sapphire]

“Me vs I” ahh

[vivid fulcrum]

is that lucia from gta6?

[rough shore]

im fucking w h e e z i n g

[compact pagoda]

I hate flare MK2s with all my life

[rough shore]

that kid was particularly annoying. he would just go around blowing up low levels, any time I'd go to take a potshot with my sniper he'd fly across the map or to sky limit

[last oxide]

Yeah fr fr

what sorcery?

[rough shore]

friend had called me in earlier because some kids were griefing with AA trailer and nightshark, they tried to pull up on me literally the second I got into the lobby and out on the road 🤣

[delicate parrot]

damn, what does bro want

[rough shore]

💀 what

[kind remnant]

I can’t get over the way u just casually turn around

[rough shore]

I gave bro every opportunity, I was on a mission to continue to stomp the kid that griefed him in the first place 😭

[olive pecan]

bro wants to be king von so bad

[last oxide]

special orders worth or nah?

[coral trout]

nah

[lethal birch]

Just sell at once , not worth the time

[last oxide]

but i hvent maxed my storage yet so I wont sell yet right

[lethal birch]

Just sell when you feel like it

If you're not maxed , you probably have 1 or 2 full rn ?

[jade garden]

i got mad at cj

[last oxide]

i mean I maxed my storage space but the goods are not maxed jst yet

like there is still space for them to accrue goods

[kind remnant]

Why is it

Every lobby I join

There’s either 1 or 2 ppl chasing me

😔

And these are high ranks struggling to kill me by there self

[celest valve]

The sad part is that when they both started to shoot me, i was able to kill them both despite them having the advantage 💀

[rough pond]

yo is it merged caddy?

[celest valve]

Maybe

[rough pond]

but how lol

bogdan things?

[celest valve]

Idk my car dealer gave it to me

I don’t ask questions, I just want results

[rough pond]

hmmge, so it isn't personal vehicle?

[celest valve]

Yep it is

[rough pond]

lol

[celest valve]

Not customizable though.. but it can be stored in garages

[rough pond]

pretty sure you can customize it from merge

[celest valve]

Yea that’s what he told me but I didn’t do the merge, I’m fine with the way it looks

Mainly just having it is what I wanted

[rough pond]

maybe I should try to get personal caddy with

[celest valve]

Hmmmm?… 🤨

[mental violet]

Once had 6 spawn near each other

[celest valve]

lol I would have crashed them all into each other 😂

I wish it would have blown up though

[meager barn]

I wonder whats wrong.. h,,

[compact pagoda]

What is

[celest valve]

Bunker caddy as a personal vehicle

[compact pagoda]

Erm how

[mental violet]

Tell me now

[celest valve]

?

Oh idk my friend did it and gave it to me, he does merges on Xbox series but i dont really know how except that it needs two people

[merry kindle]

god mode npcs, that's peak

[vocal dagger]

any mission targets basically got a shitload of hp

thats normal

so they dont fucking die to a damn gust of wind

[merry kindle]

this one is immortal

[carmine nebula]

I dont think 25 headshots is a gust of wind

[paper minnow]

Peyote plants are cool

[sage ferry]

Felicia is a strong, independent businesswoman with a penchant for alcohol and nightclubs. She doesn't tolerate bs and always gets what she wants, the way she wants, whenever she wants.

[vivid fulcrum]

I'd kill Felicia on sight

Bare hand

[sage ferry]

[lethal birch]

what

[lethal birch]

@pine axle @finite jolt this whisky aint shi-

[finite jolt]

[vocal dagger]

@olive nebula indeed i didnt lose it

I SPENT 10 HOURS YESTERDAY TO GET THE FUCKING PINK DIAMOND

[olive nebula]

Lol

[vocal dagger]

fuck you cockstar

[obtuse gale]

Bet when I do Cayo today, I get diamond

If I do, Ima laugh

[viral ore]

Dont worry bro, just 3 days and a couple more hours of resetting and u got it!

[vocal dagger]

fuck 3 days

im gonna leave the pc aside till the summer after tomorrow

[viral ore]

Bro taking that 10%

[vocal dagger]

fuckass exams gonna fuck my ass at the end of the term

cant even enjoy my 1 week vacation

because it aint rockstar but FUCKING COCKSTAR

[viral ore]

Bro spittin fax

[obtuse gale]

U get only 1 week?

[vocal dagger]

yes

[obtuse gale]

Rip

[vocal dagger]

the summer will be 9 or 10 weeks at least

[lethal birch]

holy fkin jumpscare i didnt know they are that fragile

[olive nebula]

Who in the right mind would throw a c4 that close???

[lethal birch]

I was gonna throw it and fly away with mk2

Then it just exploded

[olive nebula]

Remind me to Never trust you with Explosive

[lethal birch]

You don't trust me in anything anyway

[olive nebula]

I do trust you that you're delicious tho

[lethal birch]

[olive nebula]

[pine axle]

It’s a good whiskey, takes us to another place

[crisp flint]

I wonder if this counts towards something. Like a personal achievement

Cause I personally think this is a personal achievement to land on top of the maze bank tower

[opaque tartan]

Now do it with an alkonost or titan

[crisp flint]

I'll try, I don't think the Alkonost's tires even fit there 💀

[jade tulip]

Officially hit 200 mil last night, without the use of any glitches

[obtuse gale]

W man

Respected

[glass shell]

@formal quail

[sage ferry]

[obtuse gale]

Acid Lab CEO is here and this brings me joy (if this is actually Acid idk)

[sage ferry]

it is!

about to do a full lobby delivery

if the game lets me...acid lab load screen is bugged and keeps loading forever nonstop. I have to alt-f4.

And if for some reason it lets me in, it's already in a full session where I can't become VIP, or a session with 7sih players

yo wtf

I was in a full lobby and suddenly I'm alone

[void marten]

lagged out

[lethal birch]

@finite jolt is it possible to learn this power

[finite jolt]

may the force be with me

[simple vapor]

bro you got my respect 💯 W

[shadow scroll]

i think i somehow messed up my save file.. michael and franklin have no weapons somehow

[shadow scroll]

i managed to land it there

but it took me like an hour

[celest valve]

they must’ve known you were tryna sell and said NOPE. Try a new lobby

[shadow scroll]

bruh why is the scuba gear so expensive

[sage ferry]

I was scared af, watching out for griefers. But I read a guide and managed to hide the stashes without alerting any cops

[celest valve]

Try the bodysuits, they cost about 300K

[shadow scroll]

bruh

[celest valve]

Minimum 300K I think

[shadow scroll]

no.

100k

[celest valve]

Oh the cooler ones cost more

Arena war ones

[shadow scroll]

top gun

[shadow scroll]

what are they made of? gold?

[celest valve]

latex, silicone, rubber, idk some expensive thin material

[shadow scroll]

doesn't seem to be made of latex

also is latex expensive at all?

[celest valve]

As a solid it is, not as a liquid

[twin yarrow]

Not from a salmon.

[void marten]

bro when i bought all clothing items the bodysuits, arena war shit, and scuba gear blew my mind

i spent like 60 or 70 mil total buying all clothes hats masks etc

[shadow scroll]

hold the phone.. i bought this car on enhanced why do i have it on legacy lmao

did rockstar support somehow mess up my gta online profiles?

hey look jobwarping works again

[elfin arrow]

wow, what a revolutionary new discovery!

[delicate bay]

it always worked tho

the alt+f4 way at least

[celest valve]

I can see that rockstars creative team is working VERY hard..

[brittle osprey]

people when they find out the yeti is just a snow sasquatch:

[celest valve]

Lmao they could have at least changed the design a bit more than the gahdamm color

[proud dove]

@shrewd cape

Leave those 3, the one on the right doesnt really matter

[shrewd cape]

I don't think I killed any of those I used the roofs and that get me to the office unnoticed I only killed the guy at the office door

[proud dove]

You can kill most of the guards, I can show you how to do it if you invite me

[shrewd cape]

I'll tomorrow if I had any spare time

[proud dove]

Alright man

[worthy edge]

wrong, i kill them all and yet i dont get detected it depends on where you kill the upper 2 thats it, and make sure to kill the jug thats it

[proud dove]

Not wrong then

Killing them matters

Unlike every single other one

[worthy edge]

not really, if yk what youre doing
the first gaurd doesnt alert no matter what. the other 2 on the top and top left, it depends on where you kill them.

like

[proud dove]

Buddy

"If you know what youre doing"

The solution is clearly easier for a new player

Dont need your input

I followed what the ss said and I never alert the guards

[worthy edge]

if you kill the top left right beside the wall youd get caught but if you kill him next the cam you wont, so as with the one next to the exit make sure to kill him at the mid of the hallway

[proud dove]

So if this this then if maybe if you do that and if

Its all just way too random for a new player

Just leave the 2 guards

Kill anything else

[worthy edge]

the ifs arent random it literally depends on what you do, like its not 50/50 or something like that, but whatever

[jade garden]

best feeling of every gta sa player

[celest valve]

@cinder timber you ready for my next visit?.. 🧨 ☠️

I’ll make sure your panther is in a safe place though

Can’t say the same about the loot

[vivid fulcrum]

brooo spoilers

[dim condor]

?????

[brittle osprey]

#gta-online-mk2 message
this has been happening since the launch of enhanced

[sage ferry]

The game has been out for 21 years

Ain't no way people still get spoiled at this point

[shadow scroll]

hm

a modder failed to cage me

and it's this guy who put a 1k bounty on me and just crashed my game xd

[rough shore]

Sum ting was indeed wong

[rough pond]

is it enhanced?

[shadow scroll]

legacy

[rough pond]

oh okay then

[shadow scroll]

enhanced has a few mod menus out there already so

[rough pond]

but situation still seems calmer than on legacy

[neon tundra]

He took the dancer's place 🤣

[sage ferry]

What could go wong?

[vestal blade]

i accidentally did a kind of workaround for the old way of job tp'ing

if you bookmark the job you want to tp to then join the job from the bookmarked section in the jobs menu then you can spam right click and job tp faster than this new way

it feels faster atleast

[delicate linden]

😔

[crude dock]

Man I just want to play some arena war

Better photo

[olive nebula]

NO THATS NOT THE GARMENT FACTORY

[marble ledge]

LMFAO

[opal jacinth]

Oh

Oh well lmfaooo

[olive nebula]

This is the Garment Factory

[opal jacinth]

I’m half awake I must’ve bought the wrong thing

[olive nebula]

😭

[wind reef]

LMAO

bro is high

[opal jacinth]

Funny thing never done anything to get me high but I almost fell asleep like 6 times just driving over there

[olive nebula]

Hope you got enough money left for the factory and the MCT upgrades

[opal jacinth]

I mean I got a few million in the nightclub rn

I should be fine

[stuck birch]

You got the Claude outfit on PC version or is that PS5?

[stuck yacht]

On PC

[stuck birch]

Very nice. I see I am not in the lead then. I'm only at 14 Tier 4s at the moment. About to be 15 soon.

[opal jacinth]

@olive nebula bought it thank you

[rough shore]

nice shot

[kind remnant]

@marble ledge

[stray lantern]

almost 1/5 the way to 100 mil networth

[brittle osprey]

this math isn't adding up if 16.6m = 1/5th par 100m

[stray lantern]

almost

not quite there yet

[lethal birch]

Good luck on your journey

[brittle osprey]

I mine as well say if I have 1m, I have almost 5m then I guess, but you got it

[lethal birch]

It's gonna take awhile , prob like a month iirc

If there's no good money bonus coming up

[stray lantern]

yeah

[peak crescent]

ffs

[lethal birch]

Time to Kaboom

[vocal dagger]

and also an anti cheat

[paper minnow]

which quite literally does nothing

every good menu has some kind of bypass

[vocal dagger]

i havent seen any cheaters for like over 2 months

[dusty rapids]

How would yall rate this garage

[lethal birch]

8/10

[vivid fulcrum]

the man is level5

[fiery adder]

wow thats sad

[olive nebula]

What did you expect?

[covert idol]

Professional's fav business

[fiery adder]

something slightly less sad lol

[strong pumice]

I've never experienced any game with this many fps in my life

and lmfao that shit is too funny 😭

[gentle matrix]

8.5/10

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch

Mr dre moment

[worthy edge]

my terrobyte is transparent

[paper minnow]

Posting this for future reference

LSCM Trade Price Unlocks:

[lethal birch]

Oh thanks , I gonna save this in my clipboard too

[median moth]

Does anyone know what this car is

[bold coral]

Paragon S

[heavy otter]

Do you use max ray tracing or is this very high setting?

[worthy edge]

max rt and max reflection setting, both on ultra

[heavy otter]

It looked so nice that I thought it must be on max

[worthy edge]

oh lol

[median moth]

Thx

[simple vapor]

@lethal birch

[grave lichen]

You gotta really hate someone to spend that type of money to kill em lol

That being said, ill be there soon lol.

[simple vapor]

He was griefing me 2 times

[bold coral]

Grief him back using the same thing he used then 😉

[olive nebula]

Easier said than done

[marble ledge]

I missed out on like 400k of my cut and got 1.7 mil back

[olive nebula]

I will have a fantastic experience IF THEY SLOW DOWN THE TIME

[marble ledge]

It wasnt even that, although I agree they should

I just only got 171k when we got like 1.6m total take and split it 50/50

lester must have been extra greedy, as always

I hope they do one final heist like casino before the game dies

[paper minnow]

I got the best drip here

[carmine nebula]

Look at this guy he failed the heist for everybody

[brittle osprey]

even whilst lower than level 25, you can view the mk2 chat

you just can't type there

[celest valve]

[vocal dagger]

bruh thats just 24m

[elfin arrow]

hopefully nobody's buying them at the non-trade price

[vocal dagger]

most griefers probably are

[elfin arrow]

why would they be

[vocal dagger]

cus they lack brains

who tf enjoys that shit

[obtuse gale]

Fast and Furious ahhh Stunt

[dusky timber]

my iq decreased after watching this nonsense

[elfin arrow]

same

[lethal birch]

@pine axle okay you better not recreate this somehow

[dusky timber]

the second i saw the vector of movement, i knew exactly what was going to happen

[elfin arrow]

it's actually pretty hard to hit those fuel pumps

[compact pagoda]

How abrupt

[elfin arrow]

the happy ending

[solid sapphire]

i would’ve get all twisted and fly into some explosive tanker

[rich scaffold]

Tried griefing this noob but his crew did the work for me 😂

[celest valve]

Nah I mean the 3 icons on the toreador then the three bikes

[pine axle]

Looks like I’m not the only one

[bronze tiger]

@ancient fern

[elfin arrow]

hey boss

[solid sapphire]

he seems like a name oscar fits him

[elfin arrow]

oscar blair

[solid sapphire]

oscar rodriguez

[dusky timber]

yohan guzman

[solid sapphire]

any tips on how to defeat annoying imani tech kids?

like i tried everything but they’re annoying

always running away when they see u in something that’ll kick their ass

90% of the time is either virtue or stx kids

[bronze tiger]

Atomizer and/or bombs

[solid sapphire]

what bombs

[bronze tiger]

explosives

[solid sapphire]

yeah but

what if they just straight up running

[bronze tiger]

nuke them

[solid sapphire]

wall grenade launcher does the job amazing but only in close range

[solid sapphire]

gotta be sum ting else

paying 750k to kill is diabolical

[bronze tiger]

guided missile

[solid sapphire]

how much rpg damage does it do

[bronze tiger]

instas a insurgent or dod

rpg is 500dmg

so around 3500-4500

[solid sapphire]

alright

but is there any car that can just catch it n destroy it?

without them just c4 u easily

[bronze tiger]

If they have anti-lock

[solid sapphire]

kind of the point

[bronze tiger]

You're fucked

Either use a jet or dc

[solid sapphire]

i suck at jet ngl

[bronze tiger]

Get better

[solid sapphire]

its just not comfortable for me

on controllers its much easier to control

not as stupid on pc

jets being destroyed in seconds when used tbh

[ancient fern]

Still cant find bro

[lethal birch]

What do you want Yohan for ?

To start the mission ?

[solid sapphire]

he want to jiggle him

[lethal birch]

[dusky timber]

it's not only diabolical but it's also an admission of defeat

[solid sapphire]

fr tho u just spend ur modded account money or ur kidney money to get a kill because you have no skill to do it with anything else

[paper minnow]

i orbed some random guy earlier today because i was bored

worth it tbh

[solid sapphire]

was he level 5

[paper minnow]

i have no idea

finally, someone uses minidisc emoji instead of cd

[dusky timber]

ngl i typed disc because i was looking for :compact_disc: task failed succ-ass-fully

[abstract cipher]

💿 💽

[solid sapphire]

💿

[rough shore]

Ass

[lean basin]

📀

💾

GTA SA save icon

[dusky timber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/904101912201277452/1348628422863360150/vinyl.gif

[lean basin]

What?

My CMM friend group from 2020 just collapsed

We never made it

[abstract cipher]

make it now

[royal jetty]

can someone tell me the name of this vehicle

[dusky timber]

caracara 4x4

#gta-vehicles

[royal jetty]

thanks

[dusky timber]

i saw that

[ornate canopy]

YES !!!!!

[next belfry]

u turn

[ornate canopy]

that requires me to get on gta , and im not doing that

[next belfry]

noo do u have hangar in gta

no pic need

[ornate canopy]

yess

[next belfry]

what birrd tellnme what birrrrd

[next belfry]

whats in it

[abstract cipher]

i looked up black bird with red beak

[next belfry]

oh

[ornate canopy]

p996 lazer

and avemger

[next belfry]

woah great choice

[next belfry]

veyeyeyry big

[ornate canopy]

bigggg

[ornate canopy]

heheh

[next belfry]

can i send u friend request in gta

need more plane ppl

[ornate canopy]

i think u have , and i accepted it

[next belfry]

oh sorry

[keen ledge]

anyone knows what's this for? like which promotions specifically..

[dusky timber]

speaking of, do they still have the promo where you get $500k for activating 2fa on your social club account?

[keen ledge]

I didn't played for 2 days and today I got this and this is def. not 2FA reward

ofc no complaints but eager to know...

[dusky timber]

in that case #gta-news

Complete any 3 Races to receive the Dark Manor Racing Suit and GTA$200,000

[keen ledge]

not received the Dark Manor Racing Suit though

[dusky timber]

on brand for rockturd

[keen ledge]

let it be a mystery then, thanks to R*

[dusky timber]

mine is called Kosatka which throws me off for a moment every time i go into the menu

self-troll

service vehicles - acid lab - request kosatka - - -

[abstract cipher]

waltuh goodvan

[sage ferry]

lol

[dusky timber]

[rough shore]

[carmine nebula]

Average pc experience

[ancient fern]

Yes 🤤

He came in my contacts now its fine

[hazy hull]

there's an entire beach and it spawns next to a palm tree...

[twin yarrow]

Typical R trolling.

[rough shore]

typical rockstar spawns

im pretty convinced spawns like that were deliberately placed like that

considering most 'normal' spawns are based on actual traffic-nodes along roads

[brittle osprey]

this bug will likely never get fixed, it has existed since launch

[bronze tiger]

backrooms bug

[delicate parrot]

saw a low level getting griefed by this k/d warrior, not today

[brittle osprey]

Is that checks an upside down sparrow?

👏

[solid sapphire]

he wants his belly rubbed

[delicate parrot]

it appears to be

[neon jungle]

@rich jolt love how the colour is dunked but it gets the point across.

[rich jolt]

HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAN DO THAT LMFAO

@obtuse gale it's not a glitch maybe you can use this lmfao

[brittle osprey]

we all out of layers

[neon jungle]

doesn't need to be rockets either, just ANY tick of damage triggers it

[rich jolt]

okay thank you, I thinki I'm using this in my future runs lmfao

[obtuse gale]

Nah, it's slower for me as my Agency is near Maze Bank

[neon jungle]

you could always thermal wallbang it.

[rich jolt]

Heavy Sniper, FMJ rounds?

[solid sapphire]

why u dont use rpg

[obtuse gale]

RPG shoots slower

[solid sapphire]

oh

[obtuse gale]

Homing travels faster than RPGs

[solid sapphire]

aight

[neon jungle]

doesnt matter what you use, if you have thermal vision and are far enough away, it'll unload everything and let you hit it.

[obtuse gale]

Ngl, might try tht thermal strat

I'm ps4 so I don't even need 2 go far

[solid sapphire]

either normal rounds or explosive

explosive good against aircraft and normal if u just tryhard fighting

but u can use marksman as alternative to regular sniper

[rich jolt]

Oh wow didn't know can shoot through walls with that thing

[neon jungle]

2013 game go brrr

[solid sapphire]

2015 for pc🔥

[rich jolt]

sub 60 dr dre runs baby!!

[obtuse gale]

Nah, that strat won't get me sub 1hr, it will save like 1-2 mins maybe

[neon jungle]

it'll also not despawn your personal veh either, so

[obtuse gale]

Does ur PV spawn at the gun fight aswell?

[neon jungle]

Can't rememebr off top of my head, though you can just call it instantly via ainteraction menu

[obtuse gale]

True

I could get sub 1hr if I did Job TPing but thts boring

[frail oasis]

Helicopter down

[solid sapphire]

“do a flip” ahh car

[paper minnow]

@wild nova You should be able to change it here

[wild nova]

Yea thats never popped up

Cause I would love 50% more cash

[paper minnow]

I dont think the 1.5x $ applies to cluckin bell, but that option should still be available

[wild nova]

Why wouldnt it apply?

It says it does right there

[paper minnow]

That's a different mission

[neat torrent]

I saw my son

[vocal dagger]

oh i didnt see that, bro done got trophies of his victims

[dusky timber]

rockstar done robbed the man of his username

[fiery adder]

Can the max CEO/MC numbers be consistent at least? How tf is SEVEN the max number?!

[dusky timber]

the other 3 are probably doing instanced stuff like savage yard finales and thus dont up show in the menu

[vocal dagger]

isnt the max number 8?

[paper minnow]

10

[fiery adder]

We really need an option to go straight to a session with boss slots free

[mighty harness]

Guard got slapped

[fiery adder]

This woman looks and sounds like shes gonna bake me into a pie

[glass shell]

the spawn of shame

[brittle osprey]

what do you think happened in 1999 in sandy shores? Why do you think we brought her bounty targets, to her home?

Connect the dots, find the clues, expose the truth

[paper minnow]

Peak physics

[patent knot]

olympic long jump winner

[compact pagoda]

Do you have a cat around your neck or something

[solid sapphire]

“woohoo” ahh

[solid sapphire]

slap battles in gta5??

[lethal birch]

@pine axle youuuuuuuuu

[pine axle]

I knew it

You can come and take my ruby necklace also

[fiery adder]

Only peasants play blackjack on the casino floor

[solid sapphire]

real ones spin the spin machine

[celest valve]

Only 80K?..

[fiery adder]

I basically never go to the casino unless Im spinning the wheel lol

[celest valve]

FUCK I just lost 100K in one blackjack hand 💀

[brittle osprey]

And you have the nerve to call people who play on the VIP high limit tables peasants?

[celest valve]

I go to the diamond miner on in game saturdays, idk why but I always win either 3 diamonds or a jackpot

Guess I’m just lucky 🤷

[elfin arrow]

never won the jackpot

[celest valve]

Took me 4 years to win, now I win them like crazy 🤣

[bold coral]

When i see this i wanna gamble

[celest valve]

Lmaooo literally though

I can’t seem to win anything major except on Saturdays.. it’s strange but idk

[celest valve]

I was thinking: “ffs rockstar is gunna give me a gambling addiction” 💀

Didn’t happen though

[bold coral]

It just sucks i can only take out 10 million chips each time before i have to wait....

[celest valve]

Isn’t it liek 24 hours or smth

[bold coral]

Idk tbh, the most chips I've had was 55 million 😂

[celest valve]

Bruh I’ve only made 19 million from gambling

I’ve made 998 million from other stuff though

[olive nebula]

That is some zoom

[crisp flint]

Was sorting my cars. and I saw this

I know I like Muscle cars. Because they're hot. But like I didn't even realized I had 2 of them

[frail canopy]

Whats a muscle car

[crisp niche]

me: I wanna sell to Los Santos
coca-cola: naaah sell around Sandy Shores somewhere, is better, need to drive furhter, get to experience the scenery! in the slowest van ever made!

[brittle osprey]

High performance american made machines, usually v8

[frail canopy]

Wtf is that💔

[brittle osprey]

if you don't think that looks nice, you are too far lost

[frail canopy]

Looks like car from 1960s

[brittle osprey]

sigh, that would probably be because its around that time

[frail canopy]

It looms very ugly

[brittle osprey]

You are too far lost, sorry for your loss

[crisp niche]

Don't listen to haters, muscle cars are beautiful @brittle osprey .

I saw a 1977 Mercury Marquis last week irl in a pretty good condition

[celest valve]

April fools was five days ago rockstar..

[brittle osprey]

🤨 yachts don't go there

[frail canopy]

Its underground

[celest valve]

i got the exclusive “submersible super yatch”

[lean basin]

Keep the yellow one

Please

[lean basin]

That city is big as itself

Urban Hell

[amber grotto]

sexy

[solid sapphire]

“welcome to los santos” ahh

[celest valve]

Oh great. A higher tax bracket..

[lethal birch]

8/26

[pine axle]

After 5 reset we did it

@finite jolt fault

[finite jolt]

fucking hell

[crude dock]

See what the seller says

[worthy edge]

bro thinks hes a jet for spawning at the end of the coast 💀🙏

[elfin arrow]

[solid sapphire]

🥀

[opal jacinth]

So I’m confused how is stock not going up in the nightclub but everything else has been

[elfin arrow]

what's the matter

everything looks to be on pace in the nightclub

[opal jacinth]

Nightclub stock, things been in that same exact spot for hours now and it’s not like the game has been off

I just can’t tell if it’s actually increasing stock in my nightclub

[keen ledge]

nice ghost

[gritty stream]

Scared absolute everything out of me

[keen ledge]

UFO named FIB nice, (its not mod its the part of the game)

[dusky timber]

why not both both?

[solid sapphire]

sand king is def not easygoing

[abstract cipher]

guardian

[lethal birch]

14/26

[dusky timber]

not elite though

[lethal birch]

[rough shore]

Physiks™️

[bold coral]

Oiii common now

[lethal birch]

lunch snack break that took a lil while

[bold coral]

Is that the humane raid heist or?

or was it series a

[lethal birch]

Humane

Now waiting for Lester and kapitan finding food

[bold coral]

Y'all having to wait for Lester is so ass, when i did it the dude that was hosting didn't have to wait, he probably did em before i guess

[sage ferry]

The name's Pavel. Kapitan Pavel

[dusky timber]

you just posted cringe

[lethal birch]

non of us did past prison so i host all

[sage ferry]

[bold coral]

Good luck on convoy 🙏

(we died 7 times)

😭

[sage ferry]

[elfin arrow]

convoy is the best

[bold coral]

Real

[sage ferry]

Wtf 🤣

[bold coral]

I hate the savage

even more when enemies use it...

[sage ferry]

Buy one yoself

become your enemy

To destroy your enemy

[bold coral]

i already have one i think, i just like to upgrade cars in this game nothing else

[sage ferry]

lol 😆

[glass shell]

💀

why people buy shark cards

[sage ferry]

What am I supposed to be seeing there?

[elfin arrow]

a raiju coming after a velum

[still helm]

Shitty pic but finally got around to it 🎉

[bold coral]

Nice

[sage ferry]

Pretty sure consoles have screenshot options

[still helm]

i run discord on PC, play GTA on console and im entirely too lazy to connect the 2. nor figure out how to import screenshots from PS to my PC or phone so nah ill just keep using my phones camera

[abstract cipher]

so thats where his wasting disease comes from

[ivory hound]

mhm

[gentle matrix]

Ending E

[lethal birch]

20/26

[brittle osprey]

how silly would it be if the helicopter killed someone and you had to restart

[lime crown]

Sorry wasnt finding the bot room

[dim condor]

best tierlist of ALL time

[brittle osprey]

this guy may be spitting facts, but we can lower the bail office, and put arena war in that spot 🙏

[dim condor]

kosatka is NOt trash

[brittle osprey]

Yes it is

[dim condor]

how

[brittle osprey]

The heist is an insult to anyone with cognative function

[sage ferry]

Kotsaka is not technically a business

[brittle osprey]

People struggle to know what a business is, and other tier list just have every property on it and call it a "business" tierlist, so yea

[obsidian sparrow]

this has got to be clickbait/ragebait because how is the bunker and sub at the bottom but the bail office on top

[abstract cipher]

doc forge above kosatka is wild

[covert idol]

Clickbait

[vivid fulcrum]

doc forge is the best doc in LS

[abstract cipher]

fish card best way to make money

[storm charm]

My bad bro

[abstract cipher]

the timing

[vivid fulcrum]

nooo stay

[mystic trail]

nuh uh

[vivid fulcrum]

dammit

xb1

[mystic trail]

ty

[olive nebula]

Never let him cook again

[cyan pond]

@patent knot

[patent knot]

wat da dog doin

[cyan pond]

raiju 😄

[abstract cipher]

can the dog grief cargo with the raichu

[vivid fulcrum]

yes

[covert idol]

I'll bring catto in lazer to stop doggo

[vivid fulcrum]

[abstract cipher]

next theres a bird using the orb on the cat in lazer

[leaden briar]

Guys after 629 missions I finally got it !!

[ancient fern]

What is that

[haughty garden]

alien tatto

[heady scroll]

How co i post a picture

[dense sand]

Gotta be server level 5

[heady scroll]

Bet

[rough shore]

I went afk and came back to this shit. bruh.

[olive nebula]

Enhanced Is safe they said

[rough shore]

its safe when some cheating shitter isn't the host of a lobby

[delicate bay]

bro started moonwalking in the corner

[rough shore]

impromptu car meets are weird

[delicate bay]

idk whats worse, you afking in a public session, or recording how you afk

[rough shore]

im always recording. I just save clips of shit

think its pretty reasonable to save a clip to figure out why I come back to falling from the fucking sky limit 🤣

safe to say I win this car meet

[delicate bay]

ok fair, ig it was an ima-go-grab-a-snack kind of afk rather than an overnight-nightclub-grind one, but i usually go to rockstar creator when i go away and am in public session, you never know on pc

what if you get bombarded with collectibles or some shit and get banned after

[rough shore]

yeah duh lmao, would never afk in a public sesh

see THIS is why I record hahaha

literally get up for a second to run to my front door and shenanigans already happening again

[tulip nexus]

I have a very nice outfit, sadly I cant interact with my gta online character but in real life

[void marten]

YEEESSSSSS BRO BIG W

[simple vapor]

Yoo

[storm charm]

Im very sure that this is a legitimate player

[olive nebula]

Taco you gotta aim for the Head

You missing all your shots

[storm charm]

You're so right

I missed one or two hundred i think

[rough shore]

aim better

[dusky timber]

did you deliver the egg to the bunker successfully?

it was a paranoia factor for me like imagine i get the mission and my game crashes or smth else happens where i don't deliver the egg and now i'm fucked

[rough shore]

my first hatemail 😍

[rough shore]

[lethal birch]

Same , GTA have so much randomness that every minute could be a clip

[glass shell]

well done. did you get the tatoo yet?

[glass shell]

its not the alien tatoo. you dont get the alien tatoo when this resupply mission is completed. this is just part of getting the tatoo.

[abstract moat]

my car is OK

[amber grotto]

wtf

[abstract moat]

💀

[amber grotto]

[glass shell]

just put it in some rice, twil be fine

[rough shore]

Did you try to french kiss a fucking freight train?

[abstract moat]

and succeeded

[delicate parrot]

so satisfying

[lethal birch]

500 bucks and she's good as new

[brittle osprey]

Throw them off and scream on the straights and be silent on the inclines and down falls

[olive nebula]

The Mechanic Is a magician

[lethal birch]

I need that mechanic irl

[delicate parrot]

context: the mf i was killing was griefing a low-level, i didnt stand by that whatsoever

[crisp flint]

@lethal birch

[gentle matrix]

finally have the legacy version

[graceful rock]

Nice!

[rough shore]

Damnit thats almost the same as mine, i gotta change it up now 😭

[rough shore]

Killed a very legitimate level 2000 griefer 37 times earlier

[delicate parrot]

dude had to get in a tank to kill me haha

[rough shore]

Tanks are funny because they spend all that time bringing it out only to inevitably get stranded haha

Earlier had a nightshark, halftrack, 3 oppressors, and a couple of awol low levels (honestly no idea what their plan was they kept shoving stickies on npc cars and driving a straight line towards me)

That was truly a wonderful experience

[delicate parrot]

lmfao

[crisp flint]

It does? I didn't even know. I just think it looks best with Matte. Especially with the Livery that gives it a Glowy feel to it

[fiery adder]

Fuck you in particular

[rough shore]

Yea, i was gonna pearlescent a chameleon anyways so it's a good reminder for me

[gentle matrix]

nice parking spot

[wild nova]

How do I look

[gentle matrix]

RDR2 online vibe

[wild nova]

I was initially trying for a mobster loadout but the fedoras suck

[gentle matrix]

do mafia

[lethal birch]

Felt oddly familiar lol , I didn't change much for mine

[wild nova]

Aren't the mob and mafia the same?

[void marten]

@abstract moat

[abstract moat]

thanks lol

[void marten]

yurrr

it's on the freeway right before the tunnel by del perro

[fiery adder]

There is one good female hairstyle and we all use it

Not as obvious under the fancy hat, but same haircut

[lethal birch]

I use hats too but cutscenes remove em

[wild nova]

I like the coloration, I wish I could color code to my favorite shade of purple

[wild nova]

Most of the time my character is wearing her bike helmet, matte black and opaque visor

What'd i do to deserve that :c

[light root]

i thought you were a guy and tried to make a meme sorry

[wild nova]

No i just want some outfit feedback :P

[light root]

👍

[kind remnant]

My cars

💔

[haughty garden]

yea ik

[gentle matrix]

your going to give me nightmare soon..

[frail oasis]

😃

[deft canyon]

So close...

[crisp flint]

I just spawned in...

[void marten]

😭

[dusky timber]

that's a big gun

[gentle matrix]

looks tiny

[vivid fulcrum]

gamble harder

[bold coral]

Bro only got free cars 🔥

[carmine nebula]

Game kinda looks way better while using this outfit in 1st person

[covert idol]

There are certain glasses with that tint

[carmine nebula]

What tint is it

More sumo bs

[glass shell]

😤

[olive nebula]

🤣

[glass shell]

im really popular, lots of people call me hehe

[leaden briar]

I did deliver successfully and like you I was nervous lol so I only took 3 pictures and went straight to bunker 😅

[carmine nebula]

[leaden briar]

Thank you, glad I’m done grinding the missions lol

[leaden briar]

Thank you, and not yet I have to get lucky for rain, thunderstorms, or snow to activate

[glass shell]

good luck 🙂 it took me about a week of trying to get mine. im sure you know that you have to pass out in the night club between 1am and 4am which is a 6mins irl window and the spawns are rng so you have to hope that you spawn on mt chillipepper else you gota wait another 42 to try again

going nowhere slowly

[dusky timber]

[merry kindle]

??????

[kind remnant]

Duh

[graceful rock]

Yeee. I've got the tattoo, did it during Christmas.

[hollow dove]

my car collection (spent abt 15 million)

[mental violet]

Not menendez

[delicate bay]

i feel like the drinking part is worse

[deft canyon]

[glass shell]

just sell your stuff in public lobby, dont worry, everything will be ok

[simple vapor]

464 mil 🔥

[simple vapor]

Lol 🤣

[glass shell]

man dont look there 🤦‍♂️ , look at the sale value below aarrgh.. i shoulda scratched it out.. gosh now no one in this server will give me 85% in heist anymore 😭

[simple vapor]

1.4mil

[glass shell]

sale value was like $2mil

[ancient merlin]

It's came to a point where hearing that impulsive man for years on end has done things to me it's a wonder I'm not put into a psych ward lol not really but funny to think about couldn't help but make a meme like this 😉🤣

[simple vapor]

Lmao 🤣

[paper minnow]

what the hell did i just find 💀

pavel is up to some really weird stuff when we're not in the submarine

[abstract cipher]

KAPITAN you will yes the yes yes?

[sage ferry]

jackpot

[abstract cipher]

Grass

[sage ferry]

can fill bag at hangar

this game too easy

[primal rover]

Rate the trick

[solid sapphire]

that’ll do numbers back in 2018

[void marten]

10/10 super clean

[primal rover]

Yeah and it was definitely planned

[void marten]

oh obviously

[primal rover]

Been practicing

[solid sapphire]

chat any good car recommendations

something that i might not have

[mental violet]

Annihilatie stealth my beloved❤️

[primal rover]

Torero xo

[solid sapphire]

have it

[primal rover]

S80RR

[mental violet]

10f

[solid sapphire]

got widebody

[solid sapphire]

also have

[abstract cipher]

paragon s

[flat latch]

why why spawn the raiju so far 😦

[abstract cipher]

no lsia hnagar

[mental violet]

Turismo classic

8f drafter

Rsx

Astron custom

Vorschlaghammer

Ignus

[abstract cipher]

domiator gt

[vivid fulcrum]

Wingus>ignus

[heady wharf]

Spectator at a Rally Los Santos Event

[glass shell]

what are we looking at here? the sequence is coming up in the 4th row from the top on the right

[next belfry]

cinema

[heavy ivy]

woah

cinema

[rough shore]

Cinema!

[somber fern]

@pine axle

u dont need to fully watch it xd

[pine axle]

Damn, all I saw was a jet and then a tree

[somber fern]

xd

[rough shore]

[abstract cipher]

typical maze bank roof griefer

they usually cannot hit moving targets

[rough shore]

mk1s are funny

[compact pagoda]

mk1 abuse 💔

[rough shore]

he deserved it.

I love acid lab buff

[rough pond]

➕ ❔

[rough shore]

yes

[storm charm]

Walked into my mfin garage

[gentle matrix]

give me... Im poor

[runic garden]

I used to do those contracts lol , wouldn’t recommend the protecting assets ones….

[rough shore]

no

[storm charm]

I just bought the agency so I did the highest paying one

In the time that I was waiting for the garage to load, the molotov guys took out 2 lol

[runic garden]

Oh yeah that’s the main reason

[storm charm]

I just realized I mixed it up with the garment factory.. it's not the agency that gets the 1 priority file every week that pays out extra, is it?

[runic garden]

It is not

Garment factory = fbi files

[crisp flint]

again...

[sage ferry]

btw this is my character. Hey, I tried!

[crisp flint]

Looks pretty accurate

[sage ferry]

Magnus Bane, High Warlock of Brooklyn, from the Shadowhunters TV show

[sage ferry]

well, there's only so much you can do with limited options

can't exactly make them as realistic as Red Dead Online but even that game has less customization options

[gentle matrix]

I swear our gta online characters before looks asian asf

even tho Los Santo is LA

lol