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Nvm, didnt see it in vehicles channel
I clicked on the wrong channel LMAO
no seriously wtf...
get into that smegma grindset 
It's easier than you think
It's just time consuming but it's really fun
Go to I believe any clothing store or amunation, outfits, the diamond casino outfits
The approach for the casino heist
Or setup
The arcade
Yours or a friend's
Nope, plus I'm on Xbox
you need to have watched the cutscene about it first
go to mirror park and watch lesters cutscene
Uh
I guess this machine is better

holy shit 
Fair punishment
ejecto-seato cuz
hmm dunno
pants not red
my hatred for clowns knows no bounds
it doesnt match with the vibe so yea
bro
Just delete the game
great minds think alike
isnt this thing like actually good
Don't buy it , you can just get it for free at Cayo
That's the rewards for doing Career Progress. Some stuff is a tedious grind. Other stuff is very difficult objectives.
π
how? 30 tier 4 is massive grind for ugly outift π
obviously no one will do it just for the outfit but still... I find it hilarious
How do you get it from cayo?
Idk man... i have this sneaking suspicion that this guy might be a little bit into the colour red
I just love the color red even my room is red
Wtf does that amount to ππππ
you can get it while doing cayo finale inside the el rubio compound
basically it works as a tiebreaker, like when you play races you get first you get 15 and theres a playlist you are playing like a series of 5 races whosoever has the highest get the reward and RP boost
Wtf π
Good to know
good time to use 
I did that i only got one 
if you collected 250 jp in a session, you could register as a vip without having 2 million (or was it 1 before it was changed to 50k?) in your bank account
by not having an office
Oh ok
that mechanic was rendered worthless with the introduction of
s
Nothing suspicious here...move along
Oh I conveniently didn't include the reasoning why I'm saying that one sec
Now as you see the character was created today, has an income of 200 million and in a span of 4 hours spends 100 plus million
It's not to my knowledge
me when I make a new character
pov the loud enjoyer does a quiet run
i just witnessed a murder
I tab out for 4 seconds
nearly have more time on enhanced then I ever put on regular
mule is lifting mule
nah the hell is this thing
It's obviously the-
The uh-
What the heck is that thing π
blazer
Just one more objective that requires specific effort
i got it without even trying
I didnt do all the preps back to back
On monday Ill have more hour long stretches I can dedicate to trying
hard and normal dont seem that different.
It's really easy
Im sure it is, I just did the preps far apart
I did the first prep like... yesterday lol
They seriously need to change thsr tier 4 reward background portrait
I csnt tell how many have been confused it with an actual Arms Dealer NPC with an outfit
Rewards: The Arms Dealer
Got me fooled.
Also why would I want his outfit when I already look fabulous
lol
This outfit took longer to make than I wanna admit
"I guess I'll die" ahh npc π
@frosty crest oh nvm , still a week left
damn
switching over to enhanced doesn't make sense either
0.png being from legacy and 1.png from march lol
even tho alot of it just afk
I have everything maxed but strength and stealth lol
strength is useful u should max it out as well
Someday maybe
When your flying skills is maxed due to too many Cayo Perico 
Training strength by punching npcs on street is crazy
I maxed it out with 50 hangar cargo runs 
imagine doing airfreight when landfreight exists 
I use plane for land
Armored Gang
where is the main man, the duke of death
duke o death aint armored but yeah I have it
here you go
4th at left side
why is bumblebee red 
cause I love red but yea i can feel you am a big transformers fan
Heavy Duty Armors here
btw what garage is that
Nightclub
no the red one
Eclipse Blvd
it cost like 2.7M which gives you 5 floors 10 car each no bicycles
I mean I only got like 6 cars so thats def overkill for me
My Love with Sports Classics!
why does everything have to have the same wheels
wheels are categorized as per the category like suv for suv and sports for sports
but why
and yeah all same to look good
to give a nice look into the collection
going to have to disagree with that
I know, I will agree with you but you know I aint gonna run all at 1 time so just to give a good look I have it same I know the differences
Upgraded Cars:
Turismo R
Elegy Retro Custom
Duke O'Death
Ocelot Virtue
Karin S95
Dominator ASP
Unupgraded:
Tropos Rallye (won on wheel)
Dune FAV (idk how to get rid of it)
I have like 210 vehicles, worth only 281M
mine is just 444M oh sorry its expense income is 228M haha
once I get 2m more, I finally get my own opmk2
I can help you with that dm me
@neon ocean during Casino Scope out, head to the back of the Casino and take a picture of this entrance
And that's it
Good boy
how many cars you have?
This looks like a car dupe π, all the cars are the exact same colour, rims are the same, liveries
210 vehicles
thanks
How much money u got dude π
2M something I keep investing on new cars trying to fill my 350 car garage 40 to 50% done by now
"investing" lmao
Get GTA+ and fill the Vinewood garage with Shotaros for every color in the game
It is good 
sadly its not available in my region hate that, but still if it was I wont buy it
π§
Il agree it is good, people just make it sound like it's insane
And it's a necessity
i dont think GTA+ have regional strict, where you live?
because you still get 350 car garage without GTA+
It is very nice to have, especially now that i'm a beginner
yes in India
if they let you keep it after 1 month of subcription its going to be worth
they working to fix it
You will keep it, you just cant add more cars or use the workshop
nice I will buy it once then
so 450 and I will complete 500 vehicles
because 50 is going to be hangar and pegasus
what kind of profit do you get from these cars?
wtf bro i only have 2 car
deveste 
Deveste gang
What did he do Wrio
give me tequila
asus
collection my mate, it looks good to see, but yeah like after maxing out your business and stuff you dont have pretty much to do just repeat heist so I started collecting cars
i was making fun of your usage of the word investment
if you drink it under 60s you will get 690k
I know and I agreed upon it
I'm not gonna spend 690k to cure my kidney π
unless you're buying cars to keep your mind from going to dark places sometimes
in which case i suppose it can be called an investment in a way 
it keeps me busy to play this game 
I dont want to leave this game
I play the game for the cars so why not collect them
Sure there's other car games but those games don't have other activities in them
Guys this bro thought
You're a lil too obsessed with red don't you
agreed
Even the pic not loading in , its like almost all red

I like GTA made a space for red in almost every business
Are you the red skull 
I like Red too
But I prefer Black Primary and Red Secondary
Gross to much red
I don't have a particular fav colour , I just put whatever looks the cleanest to me
Gross a blue user
its grace red you see on all my vehicles though
Ps5 userrr
I will do this and then send it
i hope y'all gonna like it
this is the wallpaper and lets make everything red and boot the game
@floral ermine
bottle neck
if you are low on budget then at least get amd 7 5 gen
tell tale sign
you will boost up your fps like 30 more
yeah was gonna grab myself the ryzen 7 7800x3d
sorry had to double check it
that fps seems low for 7600x
yeah i got a dogshit cooler and my cpu is thermal throttling lol.
change paste for now
i could set TDP in bios to like maybe 70w and itll run better but i couldnt be bothered, it runs okay as is for me i mean its gta 5 not competitive yknow
its deffo not a paste issue its just the shitty cooler ontop lol.
if you change paste you get better performance even with worste cooler or stock
thats not always true, i mean yoru cpu might run a few degrees cooler but its not going to be ground breaking. not worth the hassle when an upgrade is right around the corner
easiest option is doing what i said dropping TDP to 70w so the CPU doesnt thermal throttle, i might even see an increase in performance if i did that
this is specific to my situation though not everyone else lol. anyway i went hella off topic so imma stop
60 minutes le done
Thought i wasnt gonna be able to do it but I think its either counting in game time, or I just barely got it
Nice how if you get the insurgent and upgrades in previous playthroughs, you dont have to get them again
at least I think thats how it works, I got the armour and insurgent even though I didn't this run
this guy cussed at me
BAN HIM ROCKSTAR
Phone Text being used for its main purpose again
like it?
Not Red enough
I could change the multicolor lights to red though
but yeah its decent much of red for me not aint that much fan that I have to wear all red irl
good till game
for anyone who's a collector grab the bagger whenever you see it on ls streets you wont find it anywhere so just take it when you have a chance, or maybe you can try to steal the one which belongs to Franklin parked in Agency garage
How do I get the wallpaper
Wallpaper engine
ah gonna cost you, but ah I have a buddy...so yea..
I got no money βΉοΈ
Just look on internet, GTA VI wallpaper, they even have 4K and 8K for PC screen ratio you ainβt have to pay for anything
Paying for a wallpaper are just madness π
But it does not give the date and time
Look for Rainmeter than follow the guide
I mean i guess he using PC, power draw straight from the outlet so doesnβt need to worry about it
not if you don't have a battery
It consumes relatively much ram, so donβt use it if u are low on ram
7day comm ban
14 day comm ban
30 day suspension
So no permanent ban
suspension ++ reset actually, my bad
Sheeesh
you'd have to do a ton to get a permanant suspension from that, your infractions will pile up and they will not care
No curse words literally at all
you can't even insult people or do jokes either
Motherfuckers make a game that has swear in even the cursor in internet and expect us to be pg-7
How is my man
He cool
Right?
kinda felt bad shooting them... but f'em
throw a sticky on it and detonate from a distance
hint: cool guys don't look back
@jolly glen cmon bro dont give me that reaction u gotta be able to tell someone how shitty they are while playing this game
And curse them a little
Hahaha i just found the message funny iz all
Oh okey
π€³ π₯οΈ
You sure have a thing with phone users
some people have never heard of ptr sc
Unfortunate.
It'd be funny if there was a prt sc my prt sc key in real time 
Hello
helloo
Ooo ur also on console
Ur man does not look good u can make it even more better
He looks like a jackass because of that purple flame shit
But he is a handsome jackass
What is the Heritage for ur character
yooo who know how to rig the casino
cant ask for mod menus here
where
this server
where lmk
I really feel like it should be added into the rules instead of being rule 11.5 that nobody knows about
!mods
Discussion around mods, glitches, and exploits is only permitted if they do not give the player an unfair advantage, and they do not negatively impact others' experience.
Mentioning mod menus by name - as well as how to find them - is forbidden, as they are usually used to harm the experiences of other players. It's also forbidden to explain how to do or find glitches that have a negative impact on others.
Requested by: @brittle osprey
exactly i just want money
you can't ask, or do anything mod related in this server in any way shape or form though
Flashback> #server-announcements message
dont u just hate it when it looks like its enterable but then u just run into it n then look stupid
real
where do i have to shoot?
L
β¦.hmmm interesting
Im not even sure you'd render the supports from there ;-;
you gotta shoot for higher graphics..
For people who say rtx doesn't make difference in GTA
this is maxed out settings
i have seen it be done before so surely
slam
slam what
head against the wall
thats pretty ideal
:(
me rn: https://emoji.gg/emoji/4342-headtothefuckingwall (i will be stealing it right now
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I don't make the rules
sigh I'll pack my bags
u currently: 
This is true
No they r wrong
and wheres your proof
Sure you can say something is wrong, now prove it
"just trust me bro"
in the pudding
my source? I made it the fuck up
Ironically, I only knew about this after someone told me while doing a heist after I ran down stairs and tripped
then I found out deeper after finding out its true
I remember my first day with my new legs
New legs? 

@obtuse gale
Hello
another acid lab enjoyer joins the legion
Do it
Now, fooligan jobs
Speaking of which, I need to update my Acid Lab Guide again
Seems I have missed alot of things
what was there to miss? π€
I love my free gta+ ceo buzzard
why would bro NOT shoot me in this situation brah
HELP
They can sell a lot of them that way 
Me when cayo is rendering things when it shouldn't:
That's too install the Acid Lab equipment, not the 10 Dax Fooligan missions. Those are 250k
@unreal moat me when sessanta starts acting up because i got the color wrong on the customers car
lmaoooo
bruh why is it a file
discord has a 50mb embed limit
ok i think this isnt going to work
oh
should be 100mb with boost 3 which this server has
so annoying having to compress each time
your file is 174 mb so uhh
thats mine
embed limit, not upload limit
red names, my bad
yeah, ive got some over 500+ i couldnt send
Makes all the merry to me who sees it
no worries
Whole ass 180 mbπ
π§ββοΈ .
What was it
180mb is like 30sec clip
just me driving around losantos with full rt and reflection under the rain
I have some that are way longer and under 100mb, weird
Ima see that soon
Tbh rt in gta isn't that bad like my pc doesn't even get hot and it didn't lose much fps
Still smooth af
i can record in 120 frames but i cap my vids to 60 only because yt doesnt accept more than 120, i usually post these in my dead channel
( NOT PROMOTING )
does this face customization looked chopped idk how to fix it better
yeah nice
looks like a gta online character, id say its decent
does this one look any better or abt the same
eww
9 sec clip of me driving
so the bottom one is worse?
Kb, thats pretty good
105251 kb
105kb, you have a decible point
Unless 105.251 kb means nothing in that context
true true
there is a decibel point
this is a 2 sec vid, i hope its not a file
no way
the file is about 102mb big
Im not sure about this whole file thing
bruh its 2 sec
Its so weird it does that
i mean my own file
no like both of it doesnt look good lol, make it as a Korean girl type sht
π₯ π₯
fire
reflection rtx off vs on
300mb
i mean yeah this one is 36 sec long
I have hannah and niko as my two, idk about you
my character look beautiful
30sec clip is like 300mb for me
compression, it's a great thing
btw
Mraba
although i record in AV1 and not in H264
what difference does that make
i miss clicked π₯
why is the switch from gun to normal the same button as exit vehicle
uhh idk how to explain you can watch a vid about it if you want π its just a better compression method
like more quality with same usage of bits
or same quality with less usage of bit and it takes less power and internet
i wouldnt suggest you to do that if you can access av1
if you cant then that should be fine
@rich jolt 
2 people on the bike 
the lectro is already painful and having 2 people on makes it so much worse
@civic peak @covert sparrow
Another one too
Happened twice btw lmfao
BRUH
It's hilarious lmfao
why would they be throwing explosives?
some people really are a step in on the devoling stage
I sure hope this wasn't a CMM attempt
HAHAHAHAHA
2 times in a row as a friend and even using VC is insane
How does one manage thisππ
Fire them 
some people are really taking the gta player mindset to the max
Okay NGL, if he doesn't die there it would look like a Michael Bay film where explosions were under the main character lmfao
Sure it's chaotic but its probably the most fun night I had in GTA
And that's what it's important in the end kek
yess, thank you @lethal birch @rich jolt @covert sparrow for the fun night! π―
man i don't have anything funny from pac standard
Im down to do more heists with you guys another time
a cop once crashed into a gas tanker next to me, donβt think i clipped that tho
I thank steam replay for that
Auto records the last 120 minutes
this is one of the prison break moments of all time though
@civic peak 
IM STILL MAD ABOUT THAT
Sorry lmao

Bro got squashed to death
okay so they fix the cluckin bell skip thing even though it lowered the amount of time to get to the final thing?? Are they okay in the head or are they genuinely fixing the useless, yet helpful glitches?
that dude came up with a new skip setup glitch right after the previous was patched iirc
even though it lowered the amount of time to get to the final thing
yeah? that's the point of these fixes?
But like the set ups are annoying and who even wants to honestly deal with that anymore?
there was a glitch that was out for less than a day or so and it got fixed, it allowed you to skip all preps to the cluckin bell and repeat the finale over and over, thats the 2nd 3rd time cluckin had something to exploit and it was fixed in under a week
β‘οΈβ‘οΈβ‘οΈthe pointβ‘οΈβ‘οΈ
you
@primal rover
This has to be pc
are you still able to code the funny on enhanced or is this still legacy
both
Can u take it out??
Certified pc moment
How u even get it there π
you can, and fly it
i miss the text chats
Insane
Wish ps5 had chat
No you don't
speaking of i havent seen a single modder on enhanced yet
Yeah itβs annoying to bring out my phone to text someone every time
Im telling you, you wouldn't want that
Why lol
Text chat has present the most, horendous things I've ever seen, and people have image perms here, that isn't even bad
the infamous [][][][] qq
Oh damm
You can bypass filters entirely :/
Nuclear bomb plane
Isnt that the mogul
yea
Can u drop it?
will it cause what happened on 1945
Its gunna cause 2045
yea you can
so it will spawn broomsticks flying across the entire city shooting semi automatic orbital cannons
Crazy
No
3045
Is it big explosion? Or regular bomb size
Big one probably
I never got to live long enough to find out
No it is mine, its just I usually die after dropping it
Tis how cruel this world is
Ohh so its big big
@primal haven this i saw someone on freemode do and its lowkey useful
Vtol
Ive seen some pretty sick things
VTOLs pretty easy to use since itβs the best way to force overshoots
Yeah but the angle its the thing that makes it op
Molotok one was fire
The best way to use vtol is to force them to reposition or cut them off
I miss old lazer
I wouldnβt use it immediately after merging though
Ill save ur clip and try to replicate some of those things
They look useful
Smol fight
That was a counter coz he went vtol first
So i went higher
Shouldnβt go vtol to counter
Just go up instead and shoot them from a 90 degree angle
Theyβll take too long to leave vtol and you should be able to destroy their tail
Hmmm alr ill try it out
Do you know how to use back cam consistently yet?
To see them when theyβre on my tail?
Yeah but itβs also good to just use at all times
Like?
Being proficient with your back camera gives you much more awareness than if you just used your forward camera only
I see
I was using my back camera as both my forwards and back camera for almost the entire dogfight since it means I never lose sight of my opponent
U didnt even loose the starling
Since the back cam can look anywhere
Do u got any specific cam settings? In ps5 back cam is annoying to use coz the sensitivity and coz its goes back itself
As long as your moving the camera ever so slightly the back camera will stay looking in whatever direction you want. The settings I use is max third person acceleration and max third person look around speed
Deadzone is down to preference but I prefer the highest deadzone for first person and the lowest deadzone for third person.
Since you can make finer adjustments with that deadzone
But yeah the better you get at keeping tabs on the other guy the better youβll get at countering whatever it is they do.
my bad
i can't focus with that music 
Did i just watch a solo avenger attack a raijuππ
deserved
how was that deserved π
idk trespassing?
Jugg has eyes in the back of his fuckin head apparently
he feels really bugged (or changed?) after the last few patches. Seeings 360 degrees around himself, constantly changes his pathing
that's what all criminals say in court
robbing a man honest living then complain when they get outshined

common fan L
πΏ

Man I know its a tropical island but at least button the thing up
The weather is hot
She just like me fr
Acid Lab wall is oooooh
i like the barfing unicorn
black light reaction to things in enhanced is sooooo much nicer
I like whatever this is
Hatchet man?
jiggalos til we die!
yeah. ICP the band. Its a GTAV rip on their logo. The Hatchet Man

the Acid Lab crew is heavily inspired by their groupies. AKA Juggalos
I'm so lost
Its an american rap group. Insane Clown Posse
big in the late 90s
but their claim to even more fame are their groupies. The Juggalos. The people that follow the band. Typically very down and poor white americans
You're complaining?
i was friends with a few :p
good people. just... very different
If Mountain Dew was a living person, thats a Juggalo
but its Faygo
Mt Dew is for rich folk
Search for "Channel 5, Gathering of the Juggalos". Youll get the idea what the Acid Lab crew came from. Lol
what even
DAMNIT
So close
Dammmm 
u got cooked
Got there. 4 runs, 4th one in under an hour
Carlos's outfit
Also $150k and 5k RP that iirc you get for any tier 4 completion
and hey 150k is almost a solo bunker sale
@fiery adder you're a mad man
Wish I could check how long it actually took cuz it was a tense run
you got commitment there
I mean 5 million this week is only 3 hard runs and a normal run
I'd get bored asf replaying the same missions
The one hour challenge was mostly just tense cuz idk if there's a way to check how long you've taken partway in
a timer?
What did u do?
As i said I was banned accidentally
Yep, I got only the guns and mogul upgrades this run, and I have all upgrades in the finale
Really nice quality of life
uncommon rockstar w
God, this game is beautiful
Base game ? I don't remember the game being that wet ?
Or maybe just the reflections idk
I'll play that game later. Sadly I cant get it on ps4
"This feature is not available for you"
It's base
Played recently it was similar
I replay it on Jan too I don't remember being like that , maybe I use different graphic settings
Yes, I was planning on installing graphical mods, but I couldnβt find a good one because all the mods I found took away the gameβs artistic style and colors.
Sad, the game is great
How many times you have done the swing trick? 

Idek what that is π
How is that possible?
Because Iβve just started?
Ohh, that explains it
The physics are so funny in iv
CFHhateph34r shows you the infamous swingset glitch in Grand Theft Auto IV
Yeah π
do you plan to play the dlcs
He didn't get the yellow car reference yesterday too
dude wtf π
absolutely

Cellphone cheats are funny to mess with
Yeah I tried some of them
But a trainerβs better
Iβm not using it tho
Off to Narnia you go
Narnia?

Feels good when you get your car onto a roof of house straight behind you
If it's fun why not
Like we all did
Damn
I was told that DXVK works better for performance
But in my case it was shit
In my case FusionFix is working better than DXVK
saw an old friend (,:
Would be funny if the panther actually is hostile
idk where i heard it, supposedly that was supposed to be part of the heist, like it was supposed to be more difficult.
so small and cute adopt it
car launch glitches? what is this, simpsons hit and run?
holy auto aim
Toreador bad
its not bad, its just everyone whoβs bad use it
Shhhh
imani tech mfs more annoying
all they do is run and the only solution is orbit emπ
Just be happy I have nearly 10 of them
Only modified like 2-3
mechanic cooldown demon

Nah I'm just not satisfied with 1 color
Currently have Red, Green and probably Purple
lmao auto aim lobbies are skilless af
90% of gta community gngπ
yellow next
The cage unlocks when you're spotted
Guh Arena War is not ready to be touched so no
are you back
Still busy with ow2
overwash moment
Gotta keep up the grind
femboy game grind
Nice
smegma grindset going strong
typical discord mod
What is smegma
Smegma (uppercase Ξ£, lowercase Ο, lowercase in word-final position Ο; Ancient Greek: ΟΞ―Ξ³ΞΌΞ±) is the eighteenth letter of the Greek alphabet. In the system of Greek numerals, it has a value of 200. In general mathematics, uppercase Ξ£ is used as an operator for summation. When used at the end of a letter-case word (one that does not use all caps), the final form (Ο) is used. In α½Ξ΄Ο ΟΟΞ΅ΟΟ (Odysseus), for example, the two lowercase smegmas (Ο) in the center of the name are distinct from the word-final smegma (Ο) at the end. The Latin letter S derives from smegma while the Cyrillic letter Es derives from a lunate form of this letter.
Thank you GtaOreo
are you sure?
Guess who finally got his powers
infa π―
nu blyaa xz
you got the burger king
yeah bro and some water
fusionfix is the objective method in 2025
especially with fusionloader being a thing now
Objective how?
Whatβs that?
objective = the only way to do it
Oh
a modloader that basically lets you organize them gta 5 style in your install, with an update folder
Fusion OverLoader is a ModLoader for GTA IV, and it makes modding GTA IV extremely easy, especially once you know what you're doing. So let's go over it and learn all there is to know!
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insanely useful
Thanks for this Dom
during my last playthrough i filled the custom user radio with a bunch of actual era appropriate songs you'd hear in 2008
very immersive
Final destination type shit
Me and my friend both seen it too. Both started freaking out when it turned to he ground
Max saturation
dam exhanced is beautiful
How does one get into 1 without it
Go into story mode and change it from settings
Change your aim settings in story mode
You can go into the creator to change it as well
creator is way faster
Counterargument: The average GTAO player has no idea what the creator is
well you're doomed if you can't press 3 buttons
lol
you can also just tell them pause > online > Rockstar creator
The crocs
"I believe I can fly"
this car is so bugged... only 3 pipes working

The crazy experience
my friend got kicked because of some game and network issue and I lost my loyalty challenge
Im getting flashbacks of this happening to me despite me going right up to the ladder
Damn
except I defidenly flew further than he did
I almost hit the parking lot, and then on the very next run, we both went down the ladder, and instantly got spotted somehow right as our feet touched the ground
Nice
I wish there is a video about it
Who let dominos cook π
Gta 6
Now he is Ghost Ryderπ
nice nissan gt-r r35 bro
bro
Be CAREFUL doing these secondsry targetsππ accidentally locked myself
You're the secondary loot now
LMAO
Why cant i send pics?
God I got flashbang by opening your profile
You're not level 5 yet in this server
Thank you
no thats... the D5
but yea π
@obtuse gale π₯²
yes! happened to me too, on the parking lot job, full lobby and police, ghost timer running
the joy of having a customized delivery bike π¦
light pole wanted some of that acid
Now looking at this clip, it would hurt so bad irl
Call me a ghost rider
ghost driver
Or that yeah
Or fried finn 
Or that
i've done that atleast 1000 or more times
me with the mk1 oppressor
scariest things arent rockets or railguns its those stupid light poles
uhh simeon why is there a dead body in your dealership
She's taking a nap, leave her be man
lol he copied me again, but itβs fine
yeah im just sick of greedy grabbers (:
how am i exactly greedy
read the % portion (x
iβm not forcing a high cut, but iβm saying if you want give me that cut yk?
its greed. don't care anyway go take another screenshot (x
0/10 ragebait
i ainβt that greedy, in fact i be giving randoms on my cayo heist like 25% instead of the usual 15 lol
donβt like giving that low of a cut
looks like its working π€
π₯
hahaha if its not greed why'd you change it to 15-30% hahahahaha
to satisfy you
good boy

happy?
Good luck to you two finding host anyway lol
not yet subtract another 15
found some hosts before
already on my 3rd host !

made an ocean fortress with bros
4 liveries in a row and theres still 7 more make it stop
beef 
8/10
took a wrong turn here
had to take some corrective action against the local mafia infestation
absolute chaos ensued afterwards... (I have like 5 more clips but dont wanna get bonked for media spam π€£ )
3rd try π£οΈ
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Same happened for me. 5M and 60 minute challenges in the same run
Wish it showed exact time tho Id like to know how close I was
That may be the most unbalanced progress reward Ive seen yet
free kuruma 
Genuinely the worst Tier 4 challenge
As a solo player itβs basically near impossible as doing 50+ Pacific Standards with randoms will take you probably years
And the kuruma is what, around half a million?
Yep
Honestly most of the tier 4 challenges are pretty awful
I get why the contact mission ones are clothing
True
just doing the elites will take you years
tbh Guzman may be the best one and not just cuz its easy
Like the jacket for tier 3 is pretty cool, and Oscars outfit aint bad
And the reward isnt something Ill end up just buying halfway through the tier 4 challenges for 5% of the money I have to grind for the challenge
Okay the beer gut sag I could live without
The research demons coming for you
FUCK THIS GAME
They're programmed to intentionally swerve into u to crash like that LOL
Damn u teased your self with that horn
Increased during missions like I/E
You're a lil too confident in that lmao , I usually stay on the sidewalk to avoid traffic
Especially in a pub sale too lol

I mean there isn't much traffic in online to really do any accidents since low density
I swear it's higher density when you sell something
They be popping out of thin air to stop you
Lmaoo
Their "swerve into player on purpose" rate increases so much in sell missions
I had 3 cars in a row same lane try to swerve into me during an I/E mission lol
Wait why not ghost org lol , you missclicked ?
Or you just misplaced one
Nah I'm just better and don't need it yk
Those drop-off missions can have bribed cops iirc
Yeah
Les works too
2/5 give wanted so les and bribe
I played for 40 mins yesterday and got killed 1 time by a npc and crashed into a lamp-post.
Just avoid the cops lol , every location always have 1 location that is safe from the cops
Oh yea makes me wonder @obtuse gale , you have a guide on that ? 
If y'all didn't see this...
I was selling and the npc had some kind of road rage crashing into my van into the ls river and he exploded
π
Omg you shattered your rib cage lol
The brother had a longing for death
Pavel , this is an "element of surprise" indeed
What even exploded
The atv
Oh yeah I didn't even see it
It's so funny that just a grenade launcher will wipe everyone in there
Since the bikes/atvs will blow them up
Bro : " I did nothing wrong "
Also bro :
"Not bad for page one"
This is why lester in story mode said that the gtaO protagonist is unpredictable π
I wonder how long my character registers is
Like I've literally been in a monster truck running people over at the beach π
I think most of my records would be sticking bombs on unaware civilians
Bro enjoyed that a lil too much there
Transaction pending....
yes that's me who got shot
Nah what
Bro got caught lacking in 4k?
Did you buy a shark card here or why is it saying transaction pending? π
Idk lol , probably my NC stock
nc. I think i haven't set up my nc even lol
Like inside it looks like someone homeless owns it
Oh right since @obtuse gale is working on Autoshop contract
Add this to your guide 
What.
I knew one the other way which is to walk into tht corner, go into 1st person and show ur badge, didn't know tht was also a way thx.
A guide on where to hide on the Police Sting sell mission? I do not but can definitely add it onto the guide or make a separate one
I meant the stash sell mission
You can just bribe or call Lester tbh
Or prep a job from Simeon , Gerald , Martin
And start the job when you have the cops on you then quit the job
That's what I use all the time
Doesn't tht restart the mission? Or am I wrong
No it just places back where you are before the job
Here's another trick I have , how to completely skip the long ass shootout on " Don't fuck with DRE "
That method is patched, you have to wait for an NPC to invite you on their own (LSCM, Junk Energy, etc)
If you do a job that you requested yourself, you will get the wanted level back
Oh is it ? Sadge
Luckily they send that invite very often
I haven't got police sting mission in ages for acid , I haven't used that trick for awhile
cant u just call lester/use ceo abilities
How lol
NO
Δ± will add more graves at the Δ±sland then rip
one time a whole truck spawned right in front of me and I instantly crashed
Cant wait π£οΈ
guys ps1 version of the gta just came out!
mod
Negative lod bias be like
Looks like the avg fivem experience
look at this piece of shit, 300 rp
why am i after him? griefing me and others in the sess no radar opp mk2
Chat I'm getting bombed
Yep I always do this
24 seconds. i know i can be better but at this point it feels RNG based. if the fingerprints aren't close together or at the top, whats even the point of going faster? LOL
the backdrop is ugly. the cars are plain, its an auto-shop racing cars & cars with liveries belong in these spaces.
my opinions are subjective i could be wrong & thats ok.
whats the difference ?
Goes faster vroooooom
race plus is fastest right ?
Yeah
thanks
Thank you 
π«‘
I haven't been playing for a solid year now
So it's news to me
~yeah
same ive been off for the same while
Rockstar wtf is this
im not rockstar but thats a flipped plane on top of the other. Anytime
godamn rockstar
and how the f you can play GTA VI?
bro are playing GTA VI, i wonder the same shit too
bro send me malware type sht, you can't fool me
its not, its a vid
just because its idk maybe 100+ mb
it sends as a file
Yes yes ip grabbuh

omg no
wait fr?
That's a really bad joke :/

its not






