gta-media

[ivory hound]

Pink Pig & Bloody Pig

dose this work? lol

red Clown

[lean ermine]

Nah Hotline Miami only uses animal masks

There is a rat mask that's pretty similar to one another character uses, and you can use it in the first game.

Gives you a silenced uzi.

[ivory hound]

@lean ermine I kinda like it

Might save it as an outfit

[lean ermine]

There isn't any real official artwork of the character that uses it. But this is generally the main idea

I believe he also wears cyan rubber gloves.

[ivory hound]

On the photo looks sick, but in game masks are lame

[lean ermine]

These are all the animal masks you can wear in the first game.

Outside of the chicken mask they all have there own unique attributes

[vivid fulcrum]

We have fox

Monke

[ivory hound]

The fox is looking good too

[vivid fulcrum]

And horse

[ivory hound]

It's more like donkey in game

The owls 🦉 are sick

[lean ermine]

I'll probably do a Richter fit. But there's no flat green closed hoodie.

Should note this is what it looks like in actual gameplay

[dusky timber]

what about dennis

the mask in gta isn't too far off

[lean ermine]

Hm..I may actually give it a look.

Surprised to see someone here know Hotline Miami stuff lmfao

[dusky timber]

i used dennis a lot bc i have skill issue and his instaknife helped a lot

[lean ermine]

I'm in the process of getting an A+ with every level

In Hotline 1

[north lark]

That feeling when practise feels like its starting to pay off

Also big ol 3-5v1 i was in

[night sable]

Horse masks make kicks stronger while on bikes

[lean ermine]

Biker drives a bike.

Jacket drives uhhhh a knock off Delorean

[lean ermine]

GTA online looks like a lotta fun on PC.

When you're not getting crashed by a modder.
Spending half an hour to find a full lobby.
Or having your game crash mid heist.

[north lark]

Lmao yup

[lean ermine]

That was my experience with it on PC. Turned me away from it instantly

[north lark]

Its not that bad, especially after the Anti cheat update but they're still definitely there. Just gotta limit the amount of time they effect you by going into a new server as soon as they start bothering you

but aslong as you keep your head low, you wont draw attention to yourself

[eager furnace]

I love your username jackass

[peak trellis]

Did it again cause why not

[grave hound]

oh

[dusky timber]

which is never because modders live in single player and on fivemerde

[white zodiac]

Bro ikr I play on pc and play gta online but these kids are spawning shit in front of me and tanks and stuff are they fodders or admits or hackers lol??

[dusky timber]

i admit i did not expect someone to get it wrong 3 times in a row in a single sentence

what's worse is that t is pretty far from n on a keyboard and so is f and m

[brittle osprey]

shhhs

[golden berry]

you're supposed to say it 3 time fast or you won't be bo6 friendly

[silk sentinel]

@olive nebula just for you

[olive nebula]

Awesome

[silk sentinel]

Also I was able to bypass the cooldown by calling it through my moc lol

[shy current]

Does anyone know the map so good that i can show a lil picture and you know where it is?

[brittle osprey]

Sure

[shy current]

Ill dm u

[brittle osprey]

You can dm me it

[ivory hound]

are we playing GTA geogusser?

[shy current]

No, im watching a yt vid and need to know the location 😂

[ivory hound]

did Wall help u?

[shy current]

Not yet not responding

[ivory hound]

sent it if u want

let's have fun

[shy current]

hahah

[ivory hound]

these are the photos in case some1 wants to play

[brittle osprey]

I already tried, I don't believe thats los santos

I believe thats a modded model of the map

Its not GTAO, because its FiveM

[ivory hound]

it's on GTA RP server tho

yea

[brittle osprey]

It doesn't exist, I said that to him

Infact I even looked at the yt for it as well, and it confirmed it

[ivory hound]

ill try brb

[ivory hound]

is it a custom map?

[brittle osprey]

Yes

[ivory hound]

oh in that case the game is over

[silk sentinel]

@olive nebula here, sorry for the delay

[olive nebula]

Okay

Wait

[olive nebula]

Can you try calling it from your Terrobyte instead of MC President first?

I dont play as MC President

[silk sentinel]

It's currently in my garage but I guess I can try

Do you want me to call it specifically from my terrorbyte

[olive nebula]

Yeah just like how you call it from your MOC but don't use MC President this time

[silk sentinel]

Alright let me log back in and move my oppressor

Apparently I haven't bought a warehouse technician yet on this account lmfaooo

I think I need to grab a special vehicle warehouse rq

Oh nvm I think it got it

Not sure why it wasn't letting me at first

Hmm looks like they share cooldown but let me double check

Cuz it was not 5min

[marble shore]

@olive nebula I am back @ivory hound

[olive nebula]

Hello stranger

[marble shore]

You don't know me

[marble shore]

Poche 911

[marble shore]

You gave me some recommendations

):

[marble shore]

Anyways, hello stranger

[olive nebula]

Hmmm

Unfortunately I don't remember

[marble shore]

Nice to hear that

[untold oar]

5 pings in 1 min

rip

[brittle osprey]

make it a 6th single ping

[silk sentinel]

Hmm looks like it's 2 min if I try it this way

Lemme try calling my mechanic

@olive nebula here final results, basically you get a 2min cooldown if you call it from terrorbyte into moc whether its from mechanic or interaction menu

[olive nebula]

Ah alright then :/

Ty for the tests

[silk sentinel]

Ye no problem man

Too much science for me though

[olive nebula]

We both get some knowledge from this

[silk sentinel]

Yes, TIL

[ivory hound]

Welcome back

[marble shore]

What does that mean

[dusky timber]

feller = broski

[marble shore]

Is that right

[dusky timber]

it is

[marble shore]

Oh, you are the one who unbanned me

[ivory hound]

it means friend

[marble shore]

I don't think so

[dusky timber]

or am i

[ivory hound]

Guys let's play GeoGuesser

[marble shore]

I got the meaning, bro. You don't need to lie.

[dusky timber]

ok fella

[marble shore]

[marble shore]

Sometimes I get crazy

[zenith seal]

@tiny depot

[carmine nebula]

Never careful

[timber osprey]

How do you get it back without calling mmi?🤔

[carmine nebula]

2 oppressors

[timber osprey]

I see

The spawn cooldown is 2 minutes for any vehicle.

[celest valve]

You guys think I can make it to level 300 by the end of the weekend?..

[timber osprey]

Easily

[celest valve]

Keep in mind I’m not playing during the week as much

I need 100 million more dollars in overall assets and I’ll be a billionaire

[tulip plank]

It’s better for your mental health not to

[carmine nebula]

No cooldown between ceo/mc and personal vehicles

[timber osprey]

Ik, I meant when you call a personal vehicle by calling your mechanic or spawn it from moc/terrorbyte.

[lean ermine]

My game was crashed by someone using a mod menu. They literally froze my game and forced me to hard reset it.

So no. They aren't gone.

[dusky timber]

yeah cheaters aren't gone of course

i thought the convo was about modders

[lean ermine]

No no. I meant modders as in cheaters lol

[dusky timber]

no no the word modder means something else

[lean ermine]

If it's a mod menu. It's a mod.

[dusky timber]

just bc someone on x360 called the player who spawned in a bunch of cargo planes a modder doesn't make a cheater a modder

[lean ermine]

Still. My point stands that they my experience was garbage and I have no intention on going back to it lol

[rustic grail]

I never realised how similar both of my characters look like... well my 2nd one is just a day old so no wonder

[zenith seal]

This is me when I walk around in GTA5:
https://open.spotify.com/track/5DnX8vD2vP92Vq9jzZRglC?si=53292e5d984643b7

(OFC discord api broken)

[dusky timber]

3 hearts

[elfin hill]

If you play 24/7 maybe. But honestly no not normally

Finally, a damn good cayo take. What a rare sight

[silk sentinel]

@timber osprey yeah, I bought 2 oppressors cuz Valk wanted me to test something but if you spawn from MC like I normally do then you can skip the cooldown

[timber osprey]

6M on the draine, you can literally test this with any vehicle 😂

[silk sentinel]

The real cost of friendship

[timber osprey]

Ik ik

[amber sky]

so that was fun.

[fallow citrus]

Holyy shit

[amber sky]

i just want the niko outfit before gta 6 releases man.

[compact pagoda]

I will perform the craziest grind for the career challenges

[celest valve]

😂 I have been playing for many years, I don’t play all day every day

[fickle sail]

What did I get this for? Never seen it before so I'm confused this is the first thing I logged to.

[carmine nebula]

https://youtu.be/1wlR4JTCGZE?si=TNSd7l9QbskVxQdC

@graceful epoch @elfin hill lol

Clearly same speed near ground yea

Like how can you even think they're the same speed?

[compact pagoda]

Seabreeze better

[carmine nebula]

Ultralight lowkey

[compact pagoda]

Nah

Duster

[olive nebula]

They didn't fly higher for the extra speed
Raiju can go over 200 when flying high

[carmine nebula]

Ik but they said all jets share the same speed at low altitude

[amber sky]

hoez mad

[timber osprey]

You did a dispatch work and this is the reward for doing the mission.

[carmine nebula]

[olive nebula]

Wait what since when you can use Atomizer when driving?

[carmine nebula]

Only for dune fav if you do a little trick

It's pretty hilarious to chase people and constantly atomize them

[hazy hull]

😩

why doesn't it embed...

no one's gonna download it

[olive nebula]

Why would someone download it

It could be freaking malware

[fickle sail]

Oh nice, thanks

[dusky timber]

hydra can do 357 in the right conditions tho

[next belfry]

howww

[dusky timber]

with the glitch

[vivid fulcrum]

Ip grabber

[tulip plank]

You completed a weekly challenge and got the reward only a few days later

[rough pond]

[brittle osprey]

agency

[west fiber]

i dont have

it's just houses for me

[brittle osprey]

you clicked the wrong website

Look at the one I circled in the first screenshot

[rich hill]

So nice to see this keep posting messages like these they’re inspiring

[dusky timber]

all souped up now

[olive nebula]

What an interesting looking number 30 in your bank account

[brittle osprey]

200k drift tuning on a 9k dollar car ;-;

[midnight cloud]

hello

[vague jackal]

OPPRESSOR MK2 IS MINE

[dusky timber]

🚫

[brittle osprey]

Im sorry for your loss still

[vivid fulcrum]

W

[celest valve]

I’ve literally never seen them all be worth +350K and I’ve done them every week for the past 4 years now.. 💀

[brittle osprey]

Do I hear complaining 🙄

Im gunna start making them cost less if this keeps up

[celest valve]

Fuck no

I’m happy they worth more

[peak trellis]

I feel like he's appreciating rather than complaining

[dusky timber]

shit came out last year

[celest valve]

I’ve seen all three be claimable at one point, but never all worth over 300K, there’s usually one worth 250

All three claimable was a special event because it was Xmas and they were all Xmas livery cars

[celest valve]

You work for ? Maybe release some decent vehicles instead of buffing prices and nerfing uses

[brittle osprey]

No

I want cayo nerfed more

[silk sentinel]

Wall please it's my lifeblood

[brittle osprey]

Your blood is now o-

congrats

[silk sentinel]

[carmine nebula]

4 years damn bro living in the future

[marble shore]

I have the same livery in forza horizon 5

[lean ermine]

Bro these griefers man. I just wanna make cool outfits and they gotta ruin my shopping.

I'm not gonna lie, a fully upgraded Komada is pretty dang nice.

Decently fast to.

[marble shore]

I know that's the worst

Blocking you

At the entrance

[meager schooner]

.

[peak trellis]

U know that invite only lobby exists

[night sable]

Does he look tuff?

[carmine nebula]

Looking like a vanilla icecream

Pretty tuff

[dusky timber]

looks like vanilla ice's cream

[carmine nebula]

AAAYOOOOOOOOO

[night sable]

🫢

[median kite]

Which mask would work better for deadpool? Plus the last on is deadeye hunter

[lethal birch]

rate da pic 0/10

[brittle osprey]

The mountain dew one

[median kite]

Using the telescope glitch

[compact pagoda]

Tuff indeed

[night sable]

Sincerely impressive

[night sable]

He's so yassified

[compact pagoda]

True

[tawdry trout]

he looks like that would kiss anyone to get a pretty dollar

[tawdry trout]

sick deadpool cosplay

[night sable]

He's a true divo

I love my cvnty androgynous characters

[celest valve]

Really? Feels like yesterday

[grand junco]

GTA fix your hit reg there is no way I hit that guy

[brittle osprey]

Nah, it looks clean

You're just better man

[grand junco]

[sleek acorn]

💀💀

[flat latch]

yeap chopper reflections... water tunnel

[rustic grail]

Ever seen a drag do a wheelie, No? Well now you have

[night sable]

[grand junco]

nice drifting

[carmine nebula]

Accurate america experience

[tawdry trout]

sick car 🫦

[molten haven]

!gunvan

[tardy stone]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @molten haven

[lethal birch]

rate the picture

[obsidian sparrow]

i can count the pixels

[gaunt acorn]

Big Winner:

[silk sentinel]

Grats

[gaunt acorn]

Thanks

[onyx rampart]

they died in a loving embrace

[north lark]

Sure, GTA. Sure.

[onyx rampart]

It is done, finally

[sleek acorn]

U need to go to the office photo

[sleek acorn]

That’s when u kill someone

[paper gate]

I present to you the banned fit...why banned?
It gets removed from your saved outfits & bugs out any saved slots

[brittle osprey]

Oh I has one of those

[paper gate]

And it's only this outfit every other outfit stays but this specific outfit bugs out your saved slots that you saved it in and it gets removed

[carmine nebula]

Same for cop outfit

[grand junco]

My favorite pvp method

[paper gate]

My noose outfit stayed in fact my noose outfit with my helmet saved but for some reason my banned fit just doesn't stay and is constantly nuked from existence

[brittle osprey]

Im sure he got for what he paid for

[marble shore]

[amber sky]

no i griefed his airfreight

[mellow charm]

deadpool on 240P type shi

looks good tho bro

[compact pagoda]

Well you didn't have to scare him

[grand junco]

Yeah the only downside 😦

[glossy mulch]

Fake outs are the funniest thing I swear

[gleaming spear]

Well done

[paper gate]

He seems to be at peace so....

[marble shore]

Copy of @brittle osprey few changes

[marble shore]

Looks good

[grave hound]

car

[brittle osprey]

Your done

[marble shore]

What happened did I say something

I'm sorry

[vivid fulcrum]

You have sinned

You'll get orb spammed now

[marble shore]

Are you talking to me

What did I even do

It looks like a reference

[vivid fulcrum]

[marble shore]

What did I even do

[vivid fulcrum]

[marble shore]

Okay

[small scarab]

steam link cayo perico 🔥

[vivid fulcrum]

Is this cloud gaming?

Or you pc is running

[small scarab]

my pc is running it yes

i did the scope out on my phone cause i couldn't go to my pc lol

[vivid fulcrum]

Nice

What's your phone

[small scarab]

realme 10 pro, just a budget one for light gaming when I don't have access to my laptop

[vivid fulcrum]

Was it laggy?

[small scarab]

no it was fine, i was fairly close to my desk (was just a couple meters away) so it wasn't lagging much

sound was choppy at times tho

[vivid fulcrum]

Sounds good

Might give it a try

[golden berry]

mini 1$ phone from aliexpress

[glossy mulch]

Wdym?

[vivid fulcrum]

That's good price for value

[marble shore]

Nothing looks good nothing

[glossy mulch]

I’m confused but thanks lol

[lethal birch]

Same phone, btw it is any app or what?

[small scarab]

it's steam link, just streams your pc's screen onto your phone screen and lest you play steam games with it

[obtuse gale]

Has anyone else encountered this before?

Ignore the lag 😅

[vivid fulcrum]

The sound?

[olive nebula]

Look at the back tires

[marble shore]

Nice drifting

[vivid fulcrum]

It doesn't shift

[obtuse gale]

Thanks 😊, it's not driftin like I do on my videos but it's a cool glitch

[obtuse gale]

Yeah, for some reason on my controller, I'm able to hold my accelerator and my brake when the car is at 40 mph. I'm going to test with other cars when I get back from college

[vivid fulcrum]

Yeah I think that happened before to me

Maybe one of your triggers is faulty

[obtuse gale]

Think my controller is broken

Probably, I have had it since 2020

[vivid fulcrum]

Probable

[vivid fulcrum]

One way to test the accelerator is to take the mk2 and see the speed

If it doesn't hit 130mph then it's not functioning properly

[olive nebula]

Mk2 can go up to 130mph?

[vivid fulcrum]

Or if it charges boost while you're holding full throttle

[obtuse gale]

I thought it only hut 120

[vivid fulcrum]

Nani

[obtuse gale]

It definitely doesn't do tht

[vivid fulcrum]

Mine goes 130

[obtuse gale]

I hold my handbrake and have the accelerator at half way

[vivid fulcrum]

Do you use R1+ R2 while flying

[obtuse gale]

Yes

[vivid fulcrum]

[obtuse gale]

Wait no. I hold R2 and L1 as L1 is handbrake

[vivid fulcrum]

Oppressor isn't the best grinding machine for nothing

Mk1 goes up to 140

[obtuse gale]

Wait fck wrong way round

[vivid fulcrum]

Like oppressor

R1 is to fold the gliders

Then it goes 130

[obtuse gale]

For me it's L1

[vivid fulcrum]

L1 is rocket

Wait I might be forgetting

No it is rocket

And x is boost

[obtuse gale]

I'm going to check when I get home but I swear I hold down L1 and R2 half way

[vivid fulcrum]

I see

[obtuse gale]

Changing the controls in settings for ground doesn't change it for vehicles right?

Wait I am right, L1 is handbrake on every vehicle cuz I use it for drifting

[marble shore]

😉

[vivid fulcrum]

Makes sense

[obtuse gale]

Lmaooo, u made me question myself on how I play the game

Why the hell did I get a noti from that

[vivid fulcrum]

Turn it off

[obtuse gale]

Think I turned it off

Nope I didn't

[vivid fulcrum]

It's the last option in notifications settings

[onyx rampart]

this award was a pain

[olive nebula]

How many hours did it took ya?

[keen parcel]

At least 5

Surely

[onyx rampart]

about 2 hours

expected worse

didnt exactly count was something between 2 hours and 2 hours and 20 mins

still a pain tho

[olive nebula]

That's....... ALOT faster than I expected

[paper minnow]

With a raiju and an optimal route it is possible

gtaweb.eu is great

[mint thorn]

What car is it?

[carmine nebula]

smash

[carmine nebula]

Furia

[mint thorn]

Thanks

[mint thorn]

Really? With a videogame character?

[carmine nebula]

Hell ye

[mint thorn]

New level of loneliness lol

[carmine nebula]

Look at this guy he doesn't know what a joke is

Must be fun at parties

[teal crypt]

It's true

[flat latch]

I love when stupid stuff happens on random

[hollow kettle]

Furia

[stray ingot]

BOOM!!!

[compact pagoda]

Yes

[marble shore]

Dammmm

[grave hound]

mine is topless

[peak trellis]

Seen abhi_69's youtube video recently? 😂

[hearty trout]

got some good secondary targets

[brittle osprey]

Simeons is not liking the map changes

[spark anvil]

Dis you?

@desert wing

[desert wing]

Yeah that's me my psn is still down I'll prob get it when server comes back on

[lethal birch]

Dawg let me share a screenshot in here my whole game is turning crazy only this channel can fix it I'm afraid

[spark anvil]

Is it back on?

[desert wing]

No

[hollow kettle]

You have to be lvl 5

[lethal birch]

Damn bru I will never hit such amount of messages

[hollow kettle]

Thats not very hard tbh

[obtuse gale]

W Kuruma user, also nice flying car in the background

[glossy mulch]

The karuma is peak. I’m fine with not having missile protection

I wasn’t expecting the car to come flying over the skyline it made me laugh

[obtuse gale]

I think it should have either Armini Tech or should be able to take 1-2 missiles

I love the car, shame it's so unprotected against a normal lobby

[glossy mulch]

Yeah that would make life way easier

[dusky timber]

kurkuma with armani tech?

[obtuse gale]

[dusky timber]

[obtuse gale]

I hope they add tht, both to normal version and Armoured especially

[dusky timber]

armani tech on karkuna (armourned especially) would be a godsend

[glossy mulch]

I don’t think imani can go on karuamu

[obtuse gale]

For real

[glossy mulch]

Karuma*

Dyslexias a bitch

[obtuse gale]

Relatable

[dusky timber]

bro misspelled kurkuma and then fixed it with another misspelling

[glossy mulch]

Huah????

Karuma is the right spelling

Oh

[obtuse gale]

Kururma

I think idk I've always said it like tht

[glossy mulch]

Kuruma sounds wrong

[glossy mulch]

Duality of man

[glossy mulch]

Owah

[runic garden]

No wonder kuruma held by koreans .
The more you know

[left mauve]

I want my hakachu drag to have Imani 😡

[timber osprey]

Wish granted

[spark anvil]

Is dis valid?

[brittle osprey]

2/10

I was expecting a book report

[dusky timber]

i think the person who typed this is not at the peak of their intelligence

[brittle osprey]

GTA players cough cough

[celest valve]

looks like my email to Reddit for banning my account for enticing violence against a NPC in GTAO..

[fallen crane]

Is anyone having fun playing gta

[rustic estuary]

is it just me or has the military rifle changed in the wheel?

@robust bridge really?

[paper minnow]

Lot of people seem to get hacked by this 50$ steam gift thing

[rustic estuary]

ik thing is it wasn't even a {} and () thing just a fake site

[paper minnow]

Wonder if people are stupid enough to actually press it or if it is some other stuff that does it

[rustic estuary]

kids and people who don't know about it will mostly fall for it

but I've played these games before 👍

[keen nymph]

She will have your head good SIR?

[celest valve]

10/10 job.. (and I was only doing the bounty to complete my career progress)

Why is my capture quality shit again?.. (and no I’m not dumb, I have it set to 4K UHD captures or a ultra speed drive)

[still helm]

Ps working proof

[untold oar]

looks very chill

[spark anvil]

Ur on PS4 tho

[still helm]

same issue, its a sony PSN issue lmaooooo, not generation specific

[spark anvil]

[fallen mango]

bruh still aint working

jokes on u whoever sent that cat laughing

[sonic citrus]

Can’t sign in

Nice try Sony

[tawdry trout]

why you stalking a random female

[compact pagoda]

Cheesy/10

[spark anvil]

Bros obsessed with GTA characters

[spark anvil]

Sigma/10

[amber sky]

i feel like i could be faster

[crude dock]

Stole this man's kill

[upper reef]

https://youtu.be/phdDkNSQ18o?si=F4vp9hBj1_C42q0O
bro sampled the mechanic 💀

At 1:14

[frail oasis]

Accidental Helicopter Snipe

[normal holly]

nice shot bro

[unique cargo]

my finger slipped and i accidentally killed a prego 😭😔

[brittle osprey]

Deserved, she was smoking

That does messed up stuff to babies

[frail oasis]

Thx

[deft canyon]

@vivid fulcrum

[frail oasis]

A chicken fly’s

[marble shore]

Sniper king

[marble shore]

Very brutal

[vivid fulcrum]

[frail oasis]

lol

[glossy mulch]

This thing pushes 190 wtf

[olive nebula]

Is this gta San Andreas? 💀

[brittle osprey]

Ironically, ps5 💀

[glossy mulch]

5 looks so dated. I can’t wait to leave it behind

[vivid fulcrum]

Jason?!!

[vivid fulcrum]

What are these colors

[deft canyon]

I wouldn't rely too much on the ingame speedometers

but it is a fast car regardless

[celest valve]

2x bunker for the month?.. that in itself makes it worth my 13$ for the month

Ima make 500$ worth of shark cards from idling the bunker this month lmfaoo

[glossy mulch]

😦

No need to be mean, I like the colours

[glossy mulch]

Oh ok

[vivid fulcrum]

I'm not mean

Just asking

[glossy mulch]

[marble shore]

How to get exclusive clothing iis it on pc ????!!!

[peak trellis]

Finally back to my original fucking amount I had 1 month ago 😮‍💨

Cayo replay came in clutch

[brittle osprey]

Its not

[marble shore]

):

[paper minnow]

@covert hornet Should look like this

[covert hornet]

I am not at my kotaska tho

[paper minnow]

You dont need to be

[covert hornet]

Ahhhh got it thnx

Why u gotta do it thru kotaska tho?

[paper minnow]

It is stored in the kosatka

[covert hornet]

Gotcha! Thnx

[tiny depot]

[carmine nebula]

[deft canyon]

You can still replay it?

[peak trellis]

mhmm

[austere kelp]

!shitposting

[tardy stone]

Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.

Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.

This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting

Requested by: @austere kelp

[deft canyon]

Thought they patched that one

[compact pagoda]

Nope it still works

[opaque tartan]

Btw it'll be 4x on the week from the 27th

According to the website

[celest valve]

Jesus.. 💀 4 million dollar bunker sales? Hell yeah 😂

[paper minnow]

6 million if you do it in a full lobby

Thats insane to think about

[celest valve]

😂 we finally getting some good money methods.. ima have my bunker stocked fully the day before lmfao 👌

[gritty iron]

can I post here my online character? Spent a bit trying to make him

[bronze verge]

Who can help me with cluck and bell

[tardy stone]

@bronze verge, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Everything else: #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @celest spade

[wet meteor]

I’ll dm

[tacit roost]

i need help with Ms Baker Last Mission btw on pc

[lethal birch]

oh

[paper gate]

It's an interesting trick that I've got to get used to now

[amber sky]

what is cluck and bell?

[void lily]

I think it’s some farm you raid

[celest valve]

Police brutality!! 😡

[ocean lichen]

Lester got annoyed with me

[steady birch]

[stray ingot]

were men btw

[brave yacht]

crazy cut

[compact pagoda]

Have either of you heard of privacy?...

[glossy mulch]

:o?

[marble shore]

Chinese dude with a hat looks great

[lethal birch]

is the fit tuff

[magic patio]

Bojack Horseman core

[leaden gazelle]

Nvm you’re way tuffer than me

I couldn’t compare

[lethal birch]

exactly

[silk sentinel]

Fit matches your mental state

[leaden gazelle]

I take back everything I’ve ever said

[lethal birch]

exactly

[gritty iron]

His mom is Chinese and dad Mexican

For mom I used Zoey, and for dad I used one of the handful of guys who smile in the picture. As for backstory he had a great childhood but was poor so he turned to crime

[frail oasis]

7/10

[marble shore]

How do you get the handcuff?

[peak trellis]

Nope

[marble shore]

Chop !!!!!!

[dusky timber]

heads will roll

what do u do for heads to roll (on the floor)? you chop them

[vivid fulcrum]

oleg_aka_djmeg

[dusky timber]

LUMBUAHGO

[vivid fulcrum]

[next belfry]

what did you do

what did you note that got you banned?

if wanted ban wouldve done so already

i stand corrected

why do u keep reading it

[normal bronze]

well thats gott hurt

[timber osprey]

Finally 👀

[dusky timber]

[stray ingot]

yes, we’ve also heard that gta isn’t real life

[marble shore]

Whoho 2 girls and 1 guy hijackd

[compact pagoda]

Lovely

[marble shore]

Beautiful

[stray ingot]

THIS

[marble shore]

That looks wonderful

[stray ingot]

[marble shore]

I used the word in a wong :
way

[rough pond]

[compact pagoda]

Childs play

[tawny slate]

Low key about to spend all day racing just for the easy money with how shit people are at racing

[olive nebula]

Isn't that a good thing since you'll get the win?

[runic garden]

That person who lost the bet :

[brittle osprey]

~100~ -100 whole dollars

[tawny slate]

Exactly why that’s about to be my new money strat

[lethal birch]

i dont got handcuffs

[peak trellis]

Boy there are times that I regret playing gta

[lethal birch]

rockstar so ahh

[brittle osprey]

Theres a magic trick though

Documents > Rockstargames > GTAV > Profiles (delete whats inside, Not the profile folder itself)

Make sure autosaving is on or have a save you can load for story mode, restart and it will work 90% of the time

[peak trellis]

Dw I know the trick but too lazy to rebind all my keys cause I got many customs

[brittle osprey]

Save a copy of the keybinds folder

[peak trellis]

[timber osprey]

It won't reset your keybinds

[peak trellis]

I guess u haven't tried this before cause it does

Thus him recommending to save a copy of the keybinds file

[timber osprey]

I did this a few times and it never resets anything for me

[brittle osprey]

yall 2 are spiraling my info out now

[timber osprey]

Wut

[brittle osprey]

The constance of tolkin

[marble shore]

The walkie-talkie

[lethal birch]

oh the gun belt?

[neat torrent]

follow the train

[rough pond]

[dusky timber]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_LkrT7C_34

gigabruh

[rough pond]

play piracy prevention million times to get this

[mental violet]

I know bro so well I can predict his every move

[dusky timber]

tru tru but you still gotta respect the hustle

[rough pond]

well yeah...
but he uses kinda susge methods to calls it "100% legit"

im sure chrisgamer is 100% legit monigrinder, no susge methods

[mint lotus]

Banned 1sgsf (Case #331774) (failed to message user: Cannot send messages to this user)

[tender coral]

YOOOO WHATS UP OREO!!!

[dusky timber]

if it isn't...

[dusky timber]

[limber idol]

.

[knotty dirge]

whats anti spiral

and what does it have to do with me

[lethal birch]

whys ur game so bright 💔

[ocean lichen]

What colour should i make it

[wanton vortex]

purple

[paper minnow]

Orange

[ocean lichen]

Metallic matte what shade?

[paper minnow]

Matte dark orange

[ocean lichen]

Ouh that is good looking one

Also good color

[next belfry]

what car

[ocean lichen]

Sentinel classic widebody

[next belfry]

do white and grey

[ocean lichen]

Metallic or matte

[next belfry]

matte or classic

[next belfry]

i think like this would look nice

[ocean lichen]

Yh

[next belfry]

color

[ocean lichen]

Damn it got good looking

[next belfry]

its definitely a look

not sure what ur going for tbh

[obsidian sparrow]

[ocean lichen]

Eh idk either

[next belfry]

oh i get it now

the car is supposed to look like the outfit

[ocean lichen]

No i just want the car to look good for my garage

[next belfry]

its confusing cus the fog lights remind me of rally race, the splitter reminds of street race, and the rims are fancy

[next belfry]

but everyone has own tastes ig

[ocean lichen]

Yep

[celest valve]

🤳🖥️

[ocean lichen]

Ofc

I dont think thats normal

[next belfry]

plane

[lethal birch]

what is this bro💔💔

[runic garden]

Bro thinks he's ghost from cod

[marble shore]

Ghost

[lethal birch]

my glorious king lebron james

[compact pagoda]

You missed the wheels!

[white zodiac]

Yo I'm kinda new to gta 5/online I have been doing the prison break missions and tips?

[true bough]

The 🐐

[olive nebula]

#archive-gta-faq message

Stop doing Prison Break 💀

[white zodiac]

Whyy

[white zodiac]

I.cant do any other missions

[white zodiac]

11m nicee

What's the strat

[runic garden]

Do everything

[tawny slate]

Chump change

[static acorn]

gimme

[lethal birch]

literally imagine not being a gta online billionaire

[elfin hill]

Why is it all in cash lol 💀

[runic garden]

Of course , glitcher

[lethal birch]

everyone knows u didnt grind 500mil legit

unless this is single players

[runic garden]

Deep pockets ( im lazy )

[tawny slate]

You’re just mad at my strats 😂

[runic garden]

Just accept you can't get in my level .
Never did a replay glitch once because i don't need it

[unborn pagoda]

Show career stats lol,Thats hella impressive if its actually all legit

[runic garden]

Or is that not enough ?

[lethal birch]

gd

all that work and i spent 25$ on the game and started with 12bil. u right we not the same

[runic garden]

Of course , cheater

[lethal birch]

how many years bro

[runic garden]

116 days

According to the stats

[unborn pagoda]

Only half earned from jobs is crazy,Thats a fuckload of grinding,props fr

[runic garden]

Pro grinder

[unborn pagoda]

Spent more on vehicles than my entire account value lol

[runic garden]

Still more slots to fill

Its just my taste on cars is limited

[leaden briar]

What Bennys wheels do you recommend on the vstr

[next belfry]

round

[peak trellis]

Soon on PC

[tawny slate]

“Soon”

[olive nebula]

But I want it now >:[

[tawny slate]

I cannot give

[compact pagoda]

give

[tawny slate]

No

[compact pagoda]

Please?

I want animals in gtao pc

[marble shore]

What's that

[next belfry]

map

[marble shore]

Bruh

[marble shore]

What do u want?!!

[tawny slate]

Pfft you WISH you could go deer hunting like me

[tawny slate]

map

[marble shore]

What is thisss

[next belfry]

map of downtown vinewood

[tawny slate]

map ||(duh)||

[next belfry]

no i keep thinking birds are raijus

[marble shore]

????

[tawny slate]

All alone

[dusky timber]

stop

[frail oasis]

Where are they ?

[tawny slate]

@next belfry

I have a plane or two

[rough pond]

why hate benny wheels

[marble shore]

Ohhh uwu

[lethal birch]

Does the cluckin bell finale glitch still work

[tawny slate]

….. #gta-online

[lethal birch]

Lol your a dog

[dusky timber]

what about his dog?

[tawny slate]

My dog is gorgeous than you

[dusky timber]

english is the capitole of great london

[compact pagoda]

Hey who stole my 1 cent.

[golden berry]

me

[compact pagoda]

But why

[golden berry]

i wanted a sprunk can

[compact pagoda]

Alright fair enough

[night sable]

@marble shore

[marble shore]

Dammm green

[night sable]

Lime green

[marble shore]

Looks good

[night sable]

Thank you kindly

[marble shore]

[night sable]

[peak trellis]

Use that brain of yours to figure out why I wrote "Soon on PC"

[marble shore]

Yeah, I can't figure it out my brain is dead

Frog

🐸

[ocean lichen]

Wait ur only rank 124? I thought you'd be higher

[olive nebula]

2nd character

[tawny slate]

Why would you think that?

[ocean lichen]

Idk tbh

[tawny slate]

Can’t a person have multiple characters across multiple accounts?

[ocean lichen]

So if you dont mind asking whts ur highest ranked acc

[marble shore]

2000 I guess

He is a grinder

[tawny slate]

600-something that I lost years ago, one’s a 300, one’s a 187, one’s a 143 and one’s a 37 and obviously the 124 that I’m playing on now - Xbox

[marble shore]

Gud

[ocean lichen]

Oh thats nice

[marble shore]

Wow flex

[ocean lichen]

Aint tryna flex

And i know here are lot of ppl who are most likely higher rank than me

[marble shore]

No one cares about ur rank

And someone else

It's just a 11 year old game but I play it's fun

[brittle osprey]

ranks are worth nothing tbh

[dusky timber]

i am not a porsh 911 gt3 rs but this is disgusting

[marble shore]

@night sable looks great bro ur retro custom. I like green

[ocean lichen]

Ye after you reach rank 150 then they become worthless

[brittle osprey]

Eh rank 125 is still kinda that marker, anything past that is kinda, useless

but even then, a level 25 can be better than a rank 3000

[ocean lichen]

Minigun is unlocked at 150 if i remember correctly

[peak trellis]

120*

[ocean lichen]

Ye

[ocean lichen]

Oh

[brittle osprey]

ironically, no

You can buy most weapons in the gun van, evne level locked nowadays

No level restrictions, having a minigun at level 3 is realistic

[obtuse gale]

you can also drop the minigun to players and they can save it as a weapon loadout so it stays in their inventory

[ocean lichen]

I know i gave my friend rpg since he started few weeks ago

[marble shore]

I got mentioned, not you my mind ur business

[night sable]

To each their own, I fw lime green

[night sable]

Thank yuh

[marble shore]

Lime green

My bad

[night sable]

Pistachio green

Even

[heavy storm]

Would have been significantly easier if it was just 4 me’s doing it tbh

[olive nebula]

Awesome now do it again in first person view only

[heavy storm]

Lowkey probably easy too lmao I mostly play first person

[olive nebula]

Drive the Kuruma Armored, I dare u

[heavy storm]

Totally doable mini map + some visibility = can do

I just need 3 other teammates that play as good/better than me and its honestly cake

CMM is fun asf bc its alot of teamwork and coordination when its done correctly. Like callouts and reminders in certain scenarios

[obtuse gale]

Same, first person shooting in gta is much easier,

Not alot of recoil and its fun

[ocean lichen]

Uh oh

[marble shore]

Ufff

[obtuse gale]

No comment on ur room

[marble shore]

Nice livery though

[ocean lichen]

I aint even showing nothing bad it looks clean on that angle

[obtuse gale]

[ocean lichen]

Got it out of stuck and going back to hangar

[obtuse gale]

My brain hurts

[ocean lichen]

Ah very clean room

You dont want see under bed if this is bad

I mean theres spider webs in my room

[marble shore]

Look s good

[ocean lichen]

Yep

Aint even ashamed of my room😂😂

[marble shore]

It ur wish make u room as worst as u can 👍

[ocean lichen]

Ofc

[marble shore]

My room is even worst

[ocean lichen]

I can doubt it

[marble shore]

OCD

[obtuse gale]

Yes, very much so

[ocean lichen]

Too bad youd lose your mind you saw whats under my bed

[marble shore]

What s down there

[ocean lichen]

Trash dump

[ocean lichen]

Answer

[marble shore]

Since 10 years!!,??

[celest spade]

What are your room pictures have to do with #gta-media ?

[marble shore]

A moder

Nothing sir

[night sable]

CEO office after collecting 101 crates for all 5 warehouses

[ocean lichen]

Uh

[olive nebula]

What on earth is this?
Are those freaking steering wheels?

[marble shore]

It should be in #food

[marble shore]

He likes CARS like me

[ocean lichen]

Yes

Catalytic converter is somewhere near those streering wheels

[ocean lichen]

Mby a little car enthuastic

[marble shore]

Little yeah that's great

Bro

[finite anvil]

😶

Holy shit

[ocean lichen]

Very clean

[finite anvil]

Ye

[ocean lichen]

Still you should have seen my mondeo few days back i collected few cig packs (15-20) energy drink bottles (50-70) and some other stuff all left there by me

[marble shore]

Dam

[ocean lichen]

I still have a couple of nicotine patches in the glove compartment.

[finite anvil]

its fun thing to do fixing and working on cars but where we live the payment towards current prices is pretty ass

[dusky timber]

what the fuck is this

the rest is whatever, just happens, i understand

but this is deliberate

[ocean lichen]

Its led lights

[marble shore]

Look s good

[dusky timber]

nah not gonna

[marble shore]

U don't have The LED lights

[finite anvil]

[ocean lichen]

Theyre leds

[mental violet]

Why is urs not

It’s literally at 80 brightness

[dense yoke]

Yaya he has 1 good stip of led lights

[brittle osprey]

wheres the gta

[marble shore]

What is gta

[olive nebula]

Who is gta

[brittle osprey]

grand theft automobile

[marble shore]

I am in to this topic

[finite anvil]

yr its better tbh

but

#community

[ocean lichen]

Shh

[marble shore]

No #food

[fallow geyser]

My soul is hurting

[ocean lichen]

Good😈😈

[ocean lichen]

Its in there just look closely

[vivid fulcrum]

Is it under there?

[finite anvil]

sir i think u got the wrong handbrake

[carmine nebula]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Eq5NC4faXYo?si=FXl9nJRFsZRyA5b8

Nah this is crazy

[paper minnow]

Lvl 4000 and still goes DNF

Always so noticable when an account is bought

[carmine nebula]

Some ppl don't bother finishing the race if they not 1st

[paper minnow]

I spectated him and he was just bad tbh

[vivid fulcrum]

You're just jealous of his level

[ivory hound]

Stay safe out there 🙏

[ocean lichen]

Yh im not falling for that

So funny to get ppl say "underwear"
Ooh look at me im so funny since i made him say underwear hahaha

[vivid fulcrum]

Yet you still have said it

[lethal birch]

i'd report that shitty ass account

[brittle osprey]

I wouldn't, but I'd def laugh at them for the moment

[ocean lichen]

Sö? Idc if i said underwear😂😂

[vivid fulcrum]

[lethal birch]

i would im still mad about my modded accounts being banned so EVERYONE i see on a modded account is catching a report

everyone

[brittle osprey]

I still kinda wish people would report me smh

[lethal birch]

if i get banned everyones getting banned

[ocean lichen]

Yep you cant be any older than 6 yr old

[brittle osprey]

Nobody reports me, despite being a very obvious modded account

[vivid fulcrum]

I will

[brittle osprey]

No I don't want your report, your meanie

[vivid fulcrum]

For science

[ocean lichen]

Nah hes a clown who thinks he is funny by making ppl apparently say underwear and thinks its funny

[vivid fulcrum]

Bro keeps falling for it

[brittle osprey]

If I wore 2 shirts, does that make the shirt under the 2nd shirt underwear? I don't know where you are going with this, but if you got an issue with people, you can not only block them, but ignore them too

[ocean lichen]

I know just wanted to say

[vivid fulcrum]

Not again

[brittle osprey]

@twilit falcon square people

@dusky timber, someone tried to say that my time for weekly reset was wrong, and I looked and Q2 in #archive-gta-faq says its 1am PST when its really 2AM PST >:(

I have no further complaints

[ocean lichen]

I bet you were dropped by "accident" on the concrete floor when you were baby since aint even drunk peple laugh at that

[brittle osprey]

you know, you can just, not interact with people right

[ocean lichen]

Yes but this is more fun

[vivid fulcrum]

Oh man we're so muted

[brittle osprey]

you know what else is fun, getting muted for harassment

[marble shore]

What's wrong

[ocean lichen]

Havent harassed anyone all ive been saying word underwear aint funny even for drunk people

[vivid fulcrum]

Where

[brittle osprey]

where what

[vivid fulcrum]

Mane

[dusky timber]

i think it's 9am uk time

since it shifts with daylight savings and all

[ocean lichen]

even tho im currently on this im not laughing

[dusky timber]

i used to say utc but p sure it's just uk time

[brittle osprey]

Even after the shift, they still do the stuff at 2am, and they've been doing it as well at that time even though it says this and not <t:1739440800> for instance

[dusky timber]

all i know is that the old timestamp was 9am utc april 20th 69420 (which is thursday )

[brittle osprey]

If I bring this up on thursday, when it changes, can we consult the changing of the time on it, or is it just gunna be spreading misinfo the rest of its life

[dusky timber]

it's changed to something in the updated faq that is wip atm

[rustic grail]

Does anyone know what this vehicle is called?

[vivid fulcrum]

Virtue

An ugly one

[rustic grail]

Wait what? The E-car you can get for finishing the last dose missions?

[keen parcel]

Yes

[vivid fulcrum]

Yes

So sexy right

Always loved it

[rustic grail]

I didnt even recognise it lmao

I just have it in my garage and didnt touch it since 2023

[vivid fulcrum]

Go touch it

Show some love

And send results

[rustic grail]

But the Dr. Frielander desing is ugly asf

[vivid fulcrum]

Always send results

[vivid fulcrum]

You can change the livery

[rustic grail]

Didnt work when i tried it

[paper minnow]

And he puts a spoiler on top to hide the active spoiler

[vivid fulcrum]

It should

[vivid fulcrum]

Active spoilers are a scam

[timber osprey]

Works better

[paper minnow]

They look cool so idc about downforce

[paper minnow]

Default spoiler option never gives extra downforce

[timber osprey]

Not true with virtue

Try it with default one and any others

It feels so smooth and fly less

[dusky timber]

go touch it appropriately right now

remember that genuine care = w rizz