gta-media

[carmine nebula]

E rounds work too but still takes 2 shots

[abstract cipher]

The broomstick is most people’s favourite bike so that’s prob why people usually get hitmarkered

Boom rounds take 2 shots to kill anyone with max health on broomstick or not

[carmine nebula]

If the mk2 was actually a bike he'd fall off after 1 shot

Like all other bikes

[vestal blade]

i swear ur health gets a boost when ur on one

[elfin arrow]

if that's your favorite bike, then yes

[abstract cipher]

Depends on where the boom round hits if it’s far the guy won’t fall all the time

[vestal blade]

oh i completely forgot that exists

i just now realised that was a thing

[woeful trench]

@crystal basin w run

[lethal birch]

did someone ping me here

[woeful trench]

I did by accident

[lethal birch]

dwdw

[elfin arrow]

you know you can search for mentions instead of asking, right?

[fathom gale]

u cant search for ghost pings lol

why everyone in this server so karen-y

[carmine nebula]

This happened before that lmao

[obsidian sparrow]

😭

[delicate bay]

and it's so broken it's basically impossible to change once you have a favorite bike

[compact pagoda]

This clip in BLINDING

[carmine nebula]

Yea idk why it looks like that 💀

[woeful trench]

W run as always

[timber osprey]

21 minutes?

[woeful trench]

Yes

[timber osprey]

What were you doing?

[woeful trench]

Following a video

And well I had to drive to around the island to get to the second targets

[timber osprey]

LoL can't you just watch it before starting the heist

[woeful trench]

Then my rebreather didn’t wanna work so I had to re go up for oxygen

After cutting the gate

[timber osprey]

This is not your first heist, should be a lot of glitches there

[woeful trench]

I hardly play to know any

[olive nebula]

This is by far the worst cayo I've ever seen 😭

[tacit jackal]

New investment

[vivid fulcrum]

Debatable

[obsidian sparrow]

never cook again 🔥

gold car, red wheels,green underglow what is this 😭

[vivid fulcrum]

[woeful trench]

Nahhh

[tacit jackal]

A car that I like. Idc what others think

[obsidian sparrow]

it looks like a child made it

and it looks like if someone stepped on a hot wheels car too hard

okay thats enough shit talk, if you like it then it doesnt really matter

[brittle osprey]

I can't tell if this is a car or a plane with that big ass wing on the back

[obsidian sparrow]

i dont mind the wing since wrx's usually do come with big ass wings

[brittle osprey]

Well, depends for the build

This is not that build you put it on

[obsidian sparrow]

oh yeah most definetly

tbh i dont know what that build is meant to be

[small scarab]

gold with the red tires and green underglow is brave, I'll give you that

[brittle osprey]

I'd say, the wrx and a variant of the evo4 fit it well

[tacit jackal]

At least it's not lime green eyebleed

[small scarab]

fr

forest green is where it's at

[obsidian sparrow]

a quick fix would just be unslamming it, removing underglow, removing livery and roof scoop

changing colors too

[tacit jackal]

Pass

[brittle osprey]

the only thing your car has to pass is speed bumps

[twin iris]

@mods Can you upload a video via drive? too heavy to put in a file or page

[brittle osprey]

Do not ping mods, specially the mods role

but yea, you can send links instead of files

[tacit jackal]

That's the fun part

[twin iris]

I didnt ping mods, was just the @

[tacit jackal]

Tbh that's just reverting the car to default. Also it's a quick fix for you but everyone else has a different taste

[brittle osprey]

Im saying, don't try to ping them

[twin iris]

Yea ik the rule

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-b-9kIXlbSTWkS072-BrT3YffLFZEV0-/view?usp=drive_link

From 0/10?

[brittle osprey]

how tf is this video 308mb?

[twin iris]

Why?

[brittle osprey]

I can send a video thats tripple the length and quality and its still only going to hit ~90mb

[twin iris]

Idk

[brittle osprey]

Use xbox game bar for recording :)

[twin iris]

Im not gonna use that sh* in my life

[vivid fulcrum]

I love your roasts

[tacit jackal]

Not the grain 😭

[vivid fulcrum]

So stylish

[brittle osprey]

Your loss

[vivid fulcrum]

[obsidian sparrow]

nice pixels bro

[vivid fulcrum]

Bravo 10/10

[twin iris]

bro you just need to adjust the quality

[obsidian sparrow]

oh yeah

[vivid fulcrum]

You shot yourself in the foot

[tacit jackal]

how are we meant to adjust the quality. You failed making the quality good

[twin iris]

BRUH

[brittle osprey]

Nah it still has pixels despite the options, naturally bad quality video.

[tacit jackal]

I can't even do that

[obsidian sparrow]

i did

[obsidian sparrow]

nice video

[tacit jackal]

I've seen better

[brittle osprey]

Is this better in the room right now?

[twin iris]

first time doing this things

[brittle osprey]

Better than what I could do (Im a single person, and can't edit videos)

[vivid fulcrum]

Do I see you speaking in that gold car of yours

[tacit jackal]

Nah

[tacit jackal]

At least it's not just pure black shite

[vivid fulcrum]

Pure black shite??

The blasphemy!!

[tacit jackal]

Nah

Cars need a bit of colour

[small scarab]

black looks good on certain cars especially if it's armored

[vivid fulcrum]

Is this bad?

[tacit jackal]

Yes

[vivid fulcrum]

[small scarab]

what car is that

[obsidian sparrow]

that actually looks good

[vivid fulcrum]

Vorschlaghammer

[obsidian sparrow]

vorshlaghammer

personally would add more white but its better than the gold sultan

[vivid fulcrum]

Where

[obsidian sparrow]

wheels

[small scarab]

on the car

[vivid fulcrum]

These my other pure black builds

I have more but not documented

[vivid fulcrum]

Hmm

Not what I was aiming for tbh

[tacit jackal]

See the 2nd photo isn't pure black. It actually looks nice

[vivid fulcrum]

It is

Pure black is the color #000000

I can't remove the roof lol

[tacit jackal]

Funny how you said you would stop shit talking it yet you still are.

[vivid fulcrum]

I changed the paragon from black to this

[twin iris]

thats fire

[vivid fulcrum]

Indeed

My favourite

[tacit jackal]

Ooh I like

[twin iris]

i need that car

[vivid fulcrum]

Take

[small scarab]

i have that same paragon with the same color and livery but with a spoiler lol

[vivid fulcrum]

XD

[small scarab]

maybe a different color actually i can't tell with the lighting

[obsidian sparrow]

woops

[vivid fulcrum]

@tacit jackal Ik you're based enough to like this car

I love it so much

[tacit jackal]

Nice colour... Car isn't the best tho imo

but seen worse

[vivid fulcrum]

Nah its perfect

[tacit jackal]

Smh

[tacit jackal]

For u

[vivid fulcrum]

Same color

[vivid fulcrum]

[brittle osprey]

thats all that matters in the end, is if you like it

If someone else doesn't like it, let them be heard but not conflicted

[tacit jackal]

^

[tacit jackal]

Nah if someone else don't like it, that's their opinion

Everyone can have their opinions. If they try and force their opinions on you then go after their necks

[brittle osprey]

Uh, yea? Thats what I said

[vivid fulcrum]

Wall..

[tacit jackal]

I don't let em be heard

[vivid fulcrum]

I don't know you possess such wisdom

[tacit jackal]

I can't hear haters

[brittle osprey]

That makes you no better than them though

Hear them out, just don't really listen to their reasoning, polite way of saying you don't care

[vivid fulcrum]

Yk what, I'll reinstall gta on pc

[celest valve]

Me tryna fly a helicopter on my first day playing GTAO

[tacit jackal]

@vivid fulcrum @obsidian sparrow if u both hate gold cars then you'll hate this

(best part is thats a modded gold)

[obsidian sparrow]

i dont hate gold cars, but that one is fugly

[tacit jackal]

Nah it's pog

[obsidian sparrow]

actually i do, but bronze is fine

[tacit jackal]

it's not bronze tho-

[obsidian sparrow]

ofc you would like a car on f1's as if lifted trucks didnt look stupid enough

[vivid fulcrum]

[tacit jackal]

Yrp

[alpine dagger]

hello!

[obsidian sparrow]

somethint like this i dont mind

[tacit jackal]

It's a modded gold too so even funnier

[alpine dagger]

i just installed the game like two days ago!

[vivid fulcrum]

[vivid fulcrum]

[vivid fulcrum]

For the nero I reinstalled the stock wheels and glitched them to gold

[olive nebula]

Calm down Lumbago

[vivid fulcrum]

Now it looks gooder

[vivid fulcrum]

Hello valkyrie

[tacit jackal]

gooder 💀

[vivid fulcrum]

I will take my stuff to #gta-vehicles

Bye zoomers

[bronze tiger]

a bronze car?

[tacit jackal]

That's not bronze

[bronze tiger]

looks brone to me

[tacit jackal]

Lcsm lighting is trash

[twin iris]

Here is the video with more quality for those who didnt appreciate it

and its not my fault, its fault of rockstar that havent updated the rockstar editor

[tacit jackal]

Lighting still isn't the best but bronze is darker and more brown in it

[bronze tiger]

weird chrome

[tacit jackal]

it's not the chrome the game provides

So probs chrome gold or somethin

[brittle osprey]

Im gunna make a pink gold car later

[tacit jackal]

Think that's called Rose Gold

[brittle osprey]

No, its gunna be shiny pink

[umbral orchid]

Bronze is my favorite color

[tacit jackal]

Bruh

[bronze tiger]

imagine using a glitch to make your bronze chrome domed

[tacit jackal]

Imagine thinking I used a glitch

[vivid fulcrum]

[umbral orchid]

ugly ass car

[tacit jackal]

Like u?

[bronze tiger]

Using a glitch is the only was to justify making the colour of your car look like a swag-mobile

[tacit jackal]

Well I didn't use a glitch so...

Someone would have used a glitch at somepoint. But wasn't me

[bronze tiger]

so then It's an ugly colour

[umbral orchid]

sorry you have an ugly car < 3

[tacit jackal]

All I know is it's a modded colour

[tacit jackal]

Pfp.

[umbral orchid]

Ironic

[bronze tiger]

did you mod, or exploit to get it?

[tacit jackal]

Nope

I just bought it from some random in LSCM. Didn't know the colour was modded till I checked.

[bronze tiger]

it looks horrid

@tacit jackalSo you bought a modded car, and you chose to buy the one that looks like a hillbilly just learnt what swag is?

[tacit jackal]

Cool.

[tacit jackal]

In your eyes, yes I did

[dusky timber]

this is disgusting

[tacit jackal]

ok

Yknow what else is disgusting?

#gta-online

[dusky timber]

this segue to our sponsor

[vivid fulcrum]

Segue

New word

[turbid monolith]

Raiju sandwhich or some shit idk

[small scarab]

put some ketchup on that bic 🔥

[dusky timber]

u made a typo

[small scarab]

my bad

[dusky timber]

all good

[turbid monolith]

mmmmmmm

[left mauve]

@umbral orchid 👀

[compact pagoda]

Try me

[pulsar stump]

Apparently, this npc had the "ramp" ability selected upon death

[brittle osprey]

The truck that makes your FPS drop:

[compact pagoda]

Every car in the dealerships are Chinese New Year themed except for the evil Feltzer

[tawdry trout]

I see no muket tho

Musket I already have

[left mauve]

True, no muket unfortunate

[daring flicker]

When Up-N-Atomzer?

[brittle osprey]

its in stock right now

[daring flicker]

no thats Up-N-Atomizer, I want Up-N-Atomzer

[tawdry trout]

Dis dude can't read 😔

[brittle osprey]

yea its in stock

Go to burger shot

[frail oasis]

Why hitmarkers why

[wanton flume]

@flat kite

[tawdry trout]

Limb shots
It's even worse when it's a 1v1 and ur opponent looks sideways

[marble shore]

U do NOT like it

[compact pagoda]

What

[tender coral]

YOOO OREO WHATS UP!!!

[dusky timber]

‼️

[delicate bay]

finally I can get it on my second account

[peak trellis]

Those that still need the up-n-atom still, this is the week to get em

[icy glacier]

nice

[karmic atlas]

very nice

[gleaming spear]

He ragequitted after I destroyed his RC car

[rough pond]

poopressor with e ammo

[gleaming spear]

[soft relic]

smells like.. like ||hard crazy skill issue|| like my man here trying to crash in a wall in peace

[mighty harness]

36 Yuanbao (×2)

[rustic grail]

Am i trippin or how tf does he have god mode on console?

[silk wing]

a godmode glitch

[rustic grail]

Oh, didnt knew it

[upper reef]

This is wild 😭

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2L8b33s/

[compact pagoda]

Sigh

[delicate bay]

i wanna try your car now

maybe penumbruh is just this much better

[rustic grail]

If your best lap is 02:24... how is the world record only 56 seconds?

[delicate bay]

it's pc my man, every race is bound to be cheated at one point or another

[rustic grail]

I mean yeah sure, but on console i also see some crazy world records

[delicate bay]

like what, on which races?

[rustic grail]

For example, there was some stunt race with bikes only in the west under paleto, which's world record is 1 minute and 10 seconds i think

There are also were many more crazy world records, but without details it could also sound like if i would lie

[idle galleon]

new to console?

[rustic grail]

No, i play since 7¼ years

[delicate bay]

u sure it's impossible to get to 1m10s on that race?

[rustic grail]

Buddy, it took me 1:57 to complete 1 lap

And i drove flawless with the fastest bike + HSW mod

[delicate bay]

cuz if it's something real crazy like a few seconds or 0 second even i'm pretty sure there was a bug on older versions of the game where the timer wouldn't start after the race started instantly

[delicate bay]

hmm, could you try remembering the name of the race

[idle galleon]

gm glitch has been on consoles since 812818251621

[rustic grail]

Not really, ik that its somewhere before you reach the big bridge south of Paleto

[compact pagoda]

Yes alright

[delicate bay]

xddxd

[delicate bay]

this?

this one is impossible in 1m10s yeah, maybe some trickery with slipstreams but dunno i mainly race non-contact

if old gen then it's probably the bug with the timer starting later than intended and if new gen then idk

[delicate bay]

now catch the green one

it's the easiest

[fathom gale]

shiny wasabi next??

[delicate bay]

yes

[fathom gale]

princess was already 1/300

cant imagine going for the other with half odds

[delicate bay]

yeah it took me days

i was jk about it being the easiest one

[delicate bay]

actually i feel like the chances are even lower

or the theory of its inaccessible placement is correct

but i did maybe 800 tries before i started trying the snack method and i got it within the next 500 tries

[fathom gale]

snack method?

[delicate bay]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivfFiIqarX0

idk if it does anything

but i caught it with this method

so it definitely doesn't ruin the chances

[compact pagoda]

Candy chug

[fathom gale]

thanks again

[night sable]

[compact pagoda]

Ur character looks stunnin I can’t lie

Good looking characters are RARE in gtao

[night sable]

thank you kindly

[night sable]

tbf his face is mostly standard except for lips they're thin, i can give you the parents combo but i need to make a bit of research in the wiki

[compact pagoda]

I would like the specs yea

Also in the wiki?

[night sable]

yeah the wiki has all parents and their names

@compact pagoda

[compact pagoda]

Thank youu

[night sable]

welcome, other stuff like skin dmg and all are up to you

[brittle osprey]

hannah and niko

[night sable]

people choose him out of nostalgia and end up with goofy looking characters lol

[brittle osprey]

lemme load online and show mine :3

[compact pagoda]

Imma show mine but gatekeep the specs

[brittle osprey]

fair

[compact pagoda]

I dont want others to copy my beautfy

[brittle osprey]

Im gunna geoguesser your character in my 2nd slot btw

(Im never gunna play as it, just to remind you I have it)

[compact pagoda]

How

[brittle osprey]

how else

[abstract cipher]

cup of green juice will fix this right up

[night sable]

Diva

[brittle osprey]

who?

[night sable]

Ur character

[brittle osprey]

idk who diva is

[night sable]

Are you a Diva?

[brittle osprey]

what a diva

[brittle osprey]

awww

[woeful trench]

I hold the crown for best cayo runner

[compact pagoda]

Do you crawl around the island?

[woeful trench]

No

[brittle osprey]

No need to lie

[woeful trench]

No lie

[steady copper]

21 min is crazy what is bro doing on the island

[pulsar stump]

Yeah, that hummer killed my fps right up until it hit me, thats why I couldn't move my car to avoid it

[marble shore]

WOW

[tardy stone]

@half mirage, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @proven condor

[stray ingot]

chat smoothest landing ever???

[obsidian sparrow]

😭

[upper reef]

21 minutes wtf

Did you swim to the island

[olive nebula]

Hand over the crown.

[obsidian sparrow]

nah you didnt get 800k

[olive nebula]

I Best the timer

[brittle osprey]

30k

[woeful trench]

The crown is won by better me in money and time, but it doesn’t count if you don’t try and purposely lose all of it. For me I tried my best and only got 800k twice

[olive nebula]

Booooooo

[brittle osprey]

Are you saying you did good on time and money?

[woeful trench]

Yes

I am the best cayo runner in the server

[brittle osprey]

sound:0:5

[brittle osprey]

I think @subtle finch is

[woeful trench]

[subtle finch]

Best duo time is 7:05

[woeful trench]

Clearly you’re unmatched to me, I still hold the crown

[brittle osprey]

Heavy the head that wears the crown, and the harder they fall

[woeful trench]

Nah, I’m just simply better at cayo

[obsidian sparrow]

that reminds me of my first casino heist
silent and sneaky
i hadnt watched any guides on it
one of the people in the crew was new to the game
the other is kinda bad at it

we got 900k out of the vault, and i had hired the most expensive gunman and driver
safe to say we didnt get much out of it

[subtle finch]

The bigger they are, the quicker they burn

[woeful trench]

So you mr 7 min duo cayo

[subtle finch]

I forgor my solo record

[woeful trench]

Your solo record still is no match to mine the crowned champion of cayo

[subtle finch]

12 seconds

[woeful trench]

21 mins

[subtle finch]

(For legal reasons this is a joke)

[woeful trench]

lol

[subtle finch]

Need to keep a clean slate to join the cool kids in #gtao-crew

[brittle osprey]

are you crawling?

12 seconds is so long

[subtle finch]

Your height is 12 seconds long

[brittle osprey]

:(

[olive nebula]

Woah rude!

[obsidian sparrow]

damn okay no need to get so heated 👀

[subtle finch]

I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

Big sigh

[brittle osprey]

Im deducting your pay by 0.25 dablooms

[subtle finch]

Well you can't just deduct a currency that doesn't exist, so I get to keep my dabloons wage

[brittle osprey]

You do realize that is a real currency

Its spelled doubloon, but it is real

Same with shillings

[subtle finch]

Well you can't just deduct a currency that you're not paying me with, I'm keeping my wage

[brittle osprey]

you're fired

[subtle finch]

[olive nebula]

Effective and immediately.

[brittle osprey]

without leave of pay too smh

[tacit jackal]

GTA is ass sometimes...

[proud moss]

wtf

how does that even happen

is the fit fire tho

[tranquil viper]

shits ass 💔🥷🏿✌🏿🥀

[proud moss]

yes alright bro i know u probably wear a suit

[tranquil viper]

rate my cayo 😭✌🏿🤞🏿

[proud moss]

nerd

how the fuck u get 530k

[tranquil viper]

tequila and i didn’t get no fucking secondary targets

[proud moss]

main target was el rubios wallet

isnt tequila 630k

[tranquil viper]

nah i search some blue outfit on youtube ✌🏿💔

[proud moss]

of course u did

[tranquil viper]

💔😭

[tranquil viper]

tf is this supposed to mean

[astral dew]

I'd uninstall and kill myself immediately

[proud moss]

smurf dressing ass

[tranquil viper]

was about too

[proud moss]

it means ur a smurf

[tranquil viper]

🥷🏿 a D1 hater

[proud moss]

yea

[tranquil viper]

i got a blue fit with the clown makeup and blue dreads ✌🏿🤞🏿💔

[proud moss]

of course u do

[tranquil viper]

💔✌🏿🤘🏿

[astral dew]

I love when I accidently press 3 images

[proud moss]

bro u look like a jolly rancher

[tranquil viper]

😭😭😭😭

[proud moss]

take that shit off

[tranquil viper]

got me fried

[astral dew]

Something about this image is off

I think it's the lighting

[tranquil viper]

ion even know bro i just took a screenshot randomly yesterday

[proud moss]

bro how much of a hater do u gotta be to mug me from across the map

[tranquil viper]

😭💔

[proud moss]

my phone at 5% i needa charge ts

[tranquil viper]

i ain’t never calling fucking pável again 💔😭

0 secondary targets 💔🥀

[astral dew]

Someone got mad at me earlier and tried to call merryweather on me after I stole my acid bike back

[astral dew]

Should've reset 😭

[tranquil viper]

hell nah i’m down bad for money

[astral dew]

It would've been more profitable to reroll at that point but then again this is the funniest thing I've seen all week

[woeful trench]

Jesus Christ

[tranquil viper]

ik bro i had to 😭😭

[brittle osprey]

Idk who needs to know this, but there is actually a model for niko('s top half)

[astral dew]

Why

[subtle finch]

For the heritage picture

[tranquil viper]

u didn’t send it here @proud moss

[proud moss]

oh

[tranquil viper]

@subtle finch rate my cayo 💔

[proud moss]

isnt it beautiful guys

bwautiful pee green jet

[tranquil viper]

this shit is fucking horrendous

[subtle finch]

Why are the letters so bright

[proud moss]

u have a blue raiju dude

[subtle finch]

GET OUT

[tranquil viper]

looks way better than that grinch looking ahh plane

[subtle finch]

[proud moss]

its beautiful isnt it

[proud moss]

bro ur game looks like it has minecraft clouds

[tranquil viper]

not even a dark green bro a ultra ultra bright green ✌🏿💔

[subtle finch]

At least you tried with the sky camouflage, still kinda horrendous 💔

[tranquil viper]

i ain’t sending shit in gta media again bro 😭😭✌🏿

[proud moss]

mines better isnt it

[subtle finch]

You have the edge, on the looking goofy competition

[proud moss]

ok dude

[subtle finch]

[tranquil viper]

his miles better in that competition

[proud moss]

whats the best game difficulty

#other-games

[tranquil viper]

@subtle finch i wanna see one of ur cars or planes

[proud moss]

i know those shits are all black

plain ass garages

[tranquil viper]

lms your other planes com

[proud moss]

ok well i gotta turn my xbox on again

[subtle finch]

Pride n joy

[tranquil viper]

alr lemme rate of ur cars and planes

[tranquil viper]

bro

this is

[proud moss]

highkey u might hate my cars cus every single car on that account is modded

[subtle finch]

Frieza mobile

[tranquil viper]

the most horrible car i’ve ever seen but its original

[tranquil viper]

W then

[tranquil viper]

brooo

is cool i wanna see the design

[proud moss]

like i got no non modded cars besides deluxos

[tranquil viper]

u fw my deluxo ?

[proud moss]

i wanna get the princess robot bubblegum livery on the alkonost

[proud moss]

why is all ur shit blue bro

[tranquil viper]

cus i like blue bro i told u all my shit is blue

[proud moss]

literally a fucking smurf

[tranquil viper]

brooo

don’t know why u hating bro u prolly have gold and plat cars 💔💔😭

[proud moss]

hell no

[tranquil viper]

alr lms one

[subtle finch]

Collecting dust cause I don't like drifting all that much

Then my greatest creation

[tranquil viper]

those look clean

[tranquil viper]

this a fucking minion mobile

[subtle finch]

Nah vro that's the Bean mobile

[tranquil viper]

do u even fit in that tiny ass car bro

[proud moss]

this is all i got

[tranquil viper]

TS IS SO ASS

[subtle finch]

The hazardous theme looks fitting because look at that fuggin green jet

[proud moss]

seabreeze, sea sparrow, molotok,pyro, lazer, savage, hunter, akula and starling

peak hangar but ugly ass colors

[tranquil viper]

want me to show u mine ?

[proud moss]

yes

then i got 2 modded alokonost

[tranquil viper]

alr ima turn on the xbox and buy a whole ass another plane to make it look better 💔😭

[proud moss]

1 on bennys 1 on f1s both ugly as shit

[proud moss]

ugly ass blue planes most likely

[subtle finch]

f1s on aircraft?

[tranquil viper]

stop it bro

[proud moss]

yea

[subtle finch]

Gotta call in the tuner police

[proud moss]

i think i also got it on the titan

and i have f1s on my akula

[tranquil viper]

com tell me a plane

any plane i’ll buy it

[subtle finch]

Luxor Deluxe

[tranquil viper]

NO

a fighter jet and a good one with good customization

so yall rate it

[proud moss]

seabreeze

[tranquil viper]

why bro

[proud moss]

cus its peak

[tranquil viper]

.

[proud moss]

oh

pyro then

i saved the best for last

[tranquil viper]

alr u and @wanton flume told me so i will

[fallow sparrow]

is there anything to note before I do diamond casino heist? I'm looking at the finale board rn

[tranquil viper]

holy deadass sell this bro

[subtle finch]

That looks exactly like mine

[tranquil viper]

out of jokes this shit is ass

[proud moss]

no its gonna sell for 15k

[subtle finch]

PEAK (No bias)

[tranquil viper]

it’s gonna suck

[fallow sparrow]

Aw man

[proud moss]

oh psyko dont do it with randoms

[tranquil viper]

definitely

[fallow sparrow]

Yeah I figured

[tranquil viper]

and if u have diamonds do it with 4 ppl

@proud moss ay tweakster just finished my pyro

[proud moss]

lemme see

if its blue im gonna orb you

[tranquil viper]

whatchu think 🤑🤑

[proud moss]

yea

[tranquil viper]

chill

[proud moss]

nah that shit getting blown up

[tranquil viper]

nah chill bro i just got this shit 😭😭

[proud moss]

highkey the light blue looks good on the pyro

[tranquil viper]

that’s ultra blue

[proud moss]

the dark blue as the secondary is disgusting

[tranquil viper]

yea i was lowkey thinking that too

lemme show u my hangar it’s empty asf tho

[proud moss]

join my lobby cuh

[proud moss]

did you remove me

[tranquil viper]

invite me twink 😭💔

[tranquil viper]

no

[proud moss]

oh nvm im blind as shit

ur invited midget man

[tranquil viper]

joining better get ready for me to lose 0-9

🤘🏿💔🥀

[proud moss]

what color should i make lazer

[tranquil viper]

anything but fucking lime green

[proud moss]

so hot pink?

[tranquil viper]

lowkey would go hard

[proud moss]

bro i drpped popcorn on my fucking bed

[tranquil viper]

fucking idiot

ur not in a movie theater bro how u got popcorn

this guy just invited me to kick me out ? 😭💔

[proud moss]

no i had to change plane

[tranquil viper]

lemme take it for a ride

[proud moss]

go outside

ok

[tranquil viper]

brooo chill

[proud moss]

lemme respawn it

[tranquil viper]

this yo own plane 😭😭

[proud moss]

bro do u not got an lsia hangar

[tranquil viper]

i got it in zancudo like any other fucking normal person

[proud moss]

lsia is better

[tranquil viper]

what are u doing bro

[proud moss]

get in

[tranquil viper]

YO ITS 2 SEATS??

this fire

[proud moss]

yes

[tranquil viper]

take me to my hangar like the good boy u are

[proud moss]

say i wont crash u into mount chilliad

[tranquil viper]

nah chill bro

[proud moss]

what i thoughr

[tranquil viper]

ur a psycho 😭😭

[proud moss]

here we are

[tranquil viper]

mount chilliad is atrocious

how tf did i die

[proud moss]

whyd u jump out so early

idiot bro

[tranquil viper]

pick me up

[proud moss]

oops

[tranquil viper]

ur a fucking jackass 😭

[proud moss]

i got locked onto by a jet

[tranquil viper]

there’s nobody here 😭😭

[proud moss]

the zancudo ones

if u dont own a hangar they shoot u down

[tranquil viper]

oh yea

i’ll go pick u up

[proud moss]

i got my car

lets go to ur hangar

[tranquil viper]

my X doesn’t work

[tranquil viper]

alr

[proud moss]

how does ur x not work

yo u fucking suck at flying

[tranquil viper]

how bro i just entered the hangar 😭

[proud moss]

u hit 3 things before u went in

bro u got 100mil why is ur hangar so empty

[tranquil viper]

why does ur character got skinny ass jeans from atl

[proud moss]

yo stfu

[tranquil viper]

ion need another plane bro

[proud moss]

yes u do

buy the hunter

[tranquil viper]

go on the pyro

[proud moss]

take me to maze bank west office

[tranquil viper]

bouta show u some sick ass tricks

[proud moss]

i know ur stupid ass is gonna crash

[tranquil viper]

😭😭😭😭

[proud moss]

yea ur fucking dumb

[tranquil viper]

is my first time flying this stupid plane

i’ll pick u up hol up

[proud moss]

bro we BARELY flew out of the base

[tranquil viper]

get on the tank bitch

omfg

[proud moss]

ok

BRO

[tranquil viper]

mb

thought u we’re in already 😭😭

[proud moss]

threw me off the fucking road

[tranquil viper]

great now we have the fucking police

[proud moss]

good

[tranquil viper]

thanks

[proud moss]

i called lester

[tranquil viper]

w

[proud moss]

lemme go to my office

[tranquil viper]

HAHAHA

ur a rat

[proud moss]

whats funny

[tranquil viper]

i’m on a fucking tank bro

how am i supposed to counter a mk2 😭

[proud moss]

u blew up my mk1

[tranquil viper]

mb

[proud moss]

ima show u something wait

[tranquil viper]

i didn’t see it

[tacit jackal]

This is possible?!

[proud moss]

accept garage inc

inv

[tranquil viper]

ts gon be like 300 deluxo a

[proud moss]

no

just accept it

[tranquil viper]

better see no fucking green cars

[subtle finch]

Yis

[subtle finch]

What's wrong with Mr. Bean's car

[proud moss]

bros freaking out over the naked anime girl

[tacit jackal]

What car?

[proud moss]

top tier goon

[tranquil viper]

ey these clean

how tf u get these

[rustic grail]

Yes exactly this one

[proud moss]

came with the account

[tranquil viper]

lemme give that scramjet a ride

[proud moss]

which

[tranquil viper]

plat one

ts deadass clean bro

[proud moss]

use the jump cuh

[tranquil viper]

where u wanna go cuh

mark that where we at

uhm

[proud moss]

flip us over

[tranquil viper]

atomizer ?💔

[proud moss]

are u fucking kidding me did u u just get us stuck

[tranquil viper]

alr bro how did i get here 😭😭💔

this a 1 in a million bro

[proud moss]

you are ASS at driving AND flying

just go to my waypoint bruh💔

[tranquil viper]

brooo

my grandma is here

[proud moss]

LMFAOO

[tranquil viper]

later

[proud moss]

go to eclipse garage

[tranquil viper]

alr

[proud moss]

actually nightclub

BRO

You threw me inro a fucking buidling

[brittle osprey]

all know DM's exist right

kinda flooding the channel

[proud moss]

yeam

[tranquil viper]

I WAS KIDDING

[proud moss]

shifu go dms

[tranquil viper]

fosho

[vague goblet]

Hey why can’t I send images

[brittle osprey]

Req. Level 5
#information message

[mighty harness]

Look like a blonde Cillian Murphy lol

[subtle finch]

Cillian Murphy with the middle part hair

[mighty harness]

Pac Standard - Signal

[golden berry]

imagine not using the Zhaba for that mission

[carmine nebula]

Jetski would probably be faster than zhaba

[proud notch]

Y’all I’m so happy

[drowsy crag]

For what you reported?

[proud notch]

So basically for some reason you can never get the 1 mil cash from CESP if you buy gta from epic games

So I reported about me not getting the cash (I waited for a month) and they gave me 500k extra as compensation

[marsh elk]

UP AND ATOMIZER IN THE GUNVAN RN

[marble wind]

Yeah, I can just give myself all guns. Fuck that van. lol

That van needs to be investigated.

[mighty harness]

That would be so slow lol

[mighty harness]

You rich now homie

[rustic grail]

Lucky me

[drowsy crag]

Got it

[halcyon pollen]

Nice bro

What vehicle was it?

[rough pond]

[vestal blade]

i swear i didnt mean to hit that

[spring peak]

Thanks pavel

[elfin arrow]

stop requesting your sparrow after the kosatka

[runic garden]

I knew that will be the case

[elfin arrow]

if you spawn another vehicle while waiting for the kosatka the icon will spawn with the new vehicle

[spring peak]

Oh

[runic garden]

All the time , i thought it's random bug

[real spear]

@runic garden jebać was

[spring peak]

The kosatka spawned, and after it was there in the ocean I spawned the sparrow and now it's glitched again

[elfin arrow]

it's still in the ocean, only the icon is affected

[tranquil viper]

that bug always happens to me

[subtle trout]

I need a plane crew :(

[elfin arrow]

not even planes are safe from those atrocious wheels

[subtle trout]

Did someone put modded wheels on it

I didn’t even notice 😭

[elfin arrow]

no, not modded wheels, benny's wheels

[subtle trout]

I just bought it off like this

[elfin arrow]

bought?

how do you buy a fucking plane

[subtle trout]

Cayos

[elfin arrow]

so you didn't buy it, you got it from a gctf glitch

[subtle trout]

Ye I’m gonna make it look normal later

[elfin arrow]

getting those wheels off is not going to be so easy

unless i'm overlooking something

[subtle trout]

I’ll check later

I wanna put the coast guard livery on it

Gotta wait till I’m out of bad sport

[outer terrace]

guys, comment ur thoughts

[finite flume]

PC problems I know them

[hasty wadi]

Why can’t I post photos?

[tranquil viper]

guess the car

😭

[cold yarrow]

Who was geoguessing avatar parents again

[vestal blade]

poor little greifers

[ivory hound]

bro GAMBA and lost his life savings

wtf lmao

[vestal blade]

thanks i made them leave after 15 mins of torturing them

[outer terrace]

rs sultan classic

[vestal blade]

i was gonna guess like maybe an entity

[cedar temple]

ez

[quaint agate]

scramjet

[frail oasis]

Why I hate the oppressor mk2

[sterile egret]

People still using it in PvP?

[compact pagoda]

That mk2 user could not AIM

[storm sentinel]

Whoever was in the oppressor was playing like a first boss battle in a game 🤦‍♂️

[olive nebula]

Heck they still use it and blow themselves up by trying to shooting a missle lock on jammer vehicle up close

Mk2 griefers are still exist and braindead

[subtle finch]

@next belfry

Consistent speed with no obstacles

[olive nebula]

He's baiting at this point

[next belfry]

constant slow speed

[subtle finch]

Of course he is, but he can't out-troll the troll

[runic scroll]

why is the gta sun so god damn bright

[subtle finch]

Counter point

[runic scroll]

pretty sure oppressor is slightly faster when hovering above the ground?

[next belfry]

whats ur point

[subtle finch]

What's yours

[next belfry]

bati is faster

[subtle finch]

And Mk2 is faster practically

[runic scroll]

imo bati is the best vehicle for time trials and nothing more

[subtle finch]

There's the powersurge and HSW Hakuchou

[runic scroll]

the best for its price i mean

[subtle finch]

I've always loved Bati because it seats 2 people, and even more now that it has imani tech

[runic scroll]

on the other hand oppressor mk2 is good for missions

[next belfry]

mk2 only seats for one

[subtle finch]

But I'm not gonna go and say it's faster than mk2 just because it has a statistically higher top speed

[next belfry]

8 million and cant afford 2 seats crazy

[subtle finch]

Do you have missiles

Exactly

[runic scroll]

it is a flying, missile shooting bike. they don't just hand those out

[next belfry]

do you have wheels

[subtle finch]

Do you have thrusters

[runic scroll]

who needs wheels when there's thrusters

[next belfry]

most bikes have wheels for free

[runic scroll]

this guy has to be trolling

[next belfry]

can never do wheelie

[runic scroll]

i can live with that

[subtle finch]

I wonder what will be his reaction when the mk2 is capable of outrunning missiles while flying upside down

[next belfry]

if i wanted thrusters id buy the thruster

[runic scroll]

if i'm on a flying bike

[next belfry]

boring life

[next belfry]

what happened to consistency

[subtle finch]

Wanting to fly vs wanting to stick to the ground, which one's more boring

[runic scroll]

bati is a fun bike to drive around and shit but its useless in all other ways (with an exception of timetrials.)

[subtle finch]

Consistency? Bati isn't gonna get 135 mph everytime, the mk2 can with 130 mph

[next belfry]

id buy multiple planes for 8 million

[subtle finch]

I've already sent proof, you send yours

[subtle finch]

Reckless spending, might as well grind 2 more mil and buy the luxor deluxe

[next belfry]

who cares for recklessness do you remember what game you are playing

[runic scroll]

bati ain't gonna save you from griefers 😭🙏

[subtle finch]

I ain't the one comparing prices then proceed to say that I'd rather spend on useless planes instead

[runic scroll]

plus you get to scare people with this

[next belfry]

im comparing top speeds

[sterile egret]

Idk how it is on Xbox or PC but lobbies for me are relatively peaceful

[subtle finch]

15k bati, 8 mil mk2

[next belfry]

correct

[subtle finch]

Which is, comparing prices

[next belfry]

that is what you did just now yup

[subtle finch]

I'm quoting you

[next belfry]

i dont see any quotations

[subtle finch]

Don't need 'em

[next belfry]

how was i supposed to know you were quoting me

[subtle finch]

Just gonna post this here

Now you know

[next belfry]

is this not true

[subtle finch]

#gta-online message

Now you know, squared

[next belfry]

okay?

yup i said that

got me there

guilty on all counts of saying that :O

[elfin hill]

Legit more lethal then John wick lol

[scarlet sundial]

i did not invite this mf nor do his marker appear on my map im bein haunted mf

[olive nebula]

He looks friendly :D

[compact pagoda]

His teeth look wierd

[marble shore]

How does your character look

@compact pagoda

[elfin arrow]

something ain't right

4 million global rp with over 1 billion earned

[brittle osprey]

nothing new, some stats are, not in their best of conditions

[devout sand]

yep all legit, this is what legit looks like

unlike the modder kiddos who cheat

[elfin arrow]

i mean it looks legit enough but the global rp is not right

you cannot only be about rank 180

[devout sand]

yes its legit, its rank 1260

[elfin arrow]

1260 would be like 90 million rp

[devout sand]

nope

learn to math

[elfin arrow]

no need to be so toxic when you're obviously wrong

[devout sand]

so dont be wrong then?

not hard

[elfin arrow]

well still that's a far cry from 4 million

[devout sand]

just learn math

[elfin arrow]

also, i wasn't mathing, i was guestimating based on my own rank and rp

[devout sand]

apparently the global rp resets when switching crews

i have switched/deleted crews so much thats why its 4mil

sad but true nothing you can do to fix it since its classic r* bug

o well not like you need global rp when you have your rank as true measure

[devout sand]

no need to be toxic claiming im wrong just cause of a r* bug

not my fault r* is incompetent, so no need to be toxic

[elfin arrow]

saying something isn't right isn't toxic

merely an observation

[devout sand]

no but you claiming lies about someone is being toxic

[elfin arrow]

what lies?

[devout sand]

so no need to be toxic m80

[devout sand]

read your post where you called me lier and i said its r* bug

sad but true XD

[elfin arrow]

please do quote where i've called you a liar

[devout sand]

calling me wrong about my rp, is false lies about me, not my fault its a bug

[elfin arrow]

4 million rp is not rank 1260, which you yourself acknowledge

[devout sand]

so lies on your end, XD

but fail to account i post correct info and call me lier based on r* tracking bug

[brittle osprey]

[devout sand]

so i stand by my words that ur lier

truth > lies

i will always negate lies with truth

[brittle osprey]

What if I say both of you are wrong

[devout sand]

well i beg to differ since i got the info from the kind folks at gtaforums

so then they liers too then XD

[brittle osprey]

Preach, Im just trying to subtle this convo down since both of you are not gunna get anywhere 🙏🏻

[devout sand]

np just glad to be victorious over liers

[elfin arrow]

4 million rp is not rank 1260 as we both know, so where are the lies?

[timber osprey]

[brittle osprey]

@faint nebula Im trying to find another photo of when I compared the Dh-7 to the other helicopters, but hers what it looks like next to the phantom hauler

[devout sand]

not saying that quote is alie, learn to read, i said your post is a lie calling me toxic when its not my fault r* doesnt know how to track when changing crewsd

so i retort: learn to read

its a blatant lie that im toxic when im anything but so since i cant control r* and their tracking methods

[timber osprey]

You phrased the sentence wrong that's it

[devout sand]

i wouldnt say you can control r* so why lie about me saying i can

[brittle osprey]

Some other shots of it too along with the heli comparison

[elfin arrow]

saying "learn to math" right after saying 4 million rp is rank 1260 is pretty toxic

[devout sand]

not even that hes changing what im saying to fit his needs, he called me lier saying im toxic about changing crews im not calling him a lier about 4mil rp im not even talking about that lmao

[devout sand]

see again claiming im toxic is another blatant lie, so again lier confirmed

[brittle osprey]

Once again, this convo isn't going anywhere

[devout sand]

calling someone toxic is pretty lying blatant

but tbf id rather be toxic then a lier

[elfin arrow]

how do you lie about an opinion

[devout sand]

at least being toxic means i have a brain unlike a lier

[timber osprey]

What about you both taking a break from discord for 5 minutes?

[brittle osprey]

!drama

[tardy stone]

Drama has no place here. If you have issues with someone, please message @wise anvil.

Requested by: @brittle osprey

[devout sand]

cuz u berate me for something out of my control when r* is to blame, hence a lier

[elfin arrow]

never have

i just said it isn't right, and when you said it's rank 1260, i said that isn't right either

which it isn't, and you know that

[devout sand]

"never have" yet screenshot right there proves always have

[brittle osprey]

cough cough

[devout sand]

yet u still continue to berate and harrass me when i kindly said its a r* bug yet u call me toxic for something out of my control

so i stand by my retorts and claim lies

cuz its true

i refute lies with truth

[elfin arrow]

i'm calling you toxic for how you're behaving regarding the situation, not the number itself

[devout sand]

i stand with truth and rather be toxic as it proves i have a brain rather then be a mindless no brain lier

[devout sand]

yep and i kindly say proud to be toxic if it means i have a brain unlike a lier

nothing wrong with that

[timber osprey]

Stop

[devout sand]

yar, i stopped but he wont stop harrassing and berating me

[elfin arrow]

i stopped
continues

[devout sand]

see there he goes again

i stop but he comes back the quip

guess ill continue then

if he can berate me, so can i

[timber osprey]

Okay what about you both orb each other then give a hug?

[devout sand]

its a 2 way street not one way

he thinks he can hurt me but i cant well its a society we live in 2 ppl can fight not just one

[brittle osprey]

back in the day, if you got into an argument you had to wear an oversized shirt and be overly close to the other person

[devout sand]

no i dont believe in orbs, ghosts dont exist

its just dust/ hair particles on camera screen

[timber osprey]

That's too much for a discord user. We should forgive with a hug

[timber osprey]

[devout sand]

ye i tend not to argue they may argue with me but i just refute their lies with truth, since its better to be truthful and negate lies then to argue and hurt someone

that way i know im not in the wrong since i did no arguing only refuted their lies with truth

❤️ feels good man.jpg

[brittle osprey]

[devout sand]

got all cops cars ❤️

forgot this one

[brittle osprey]

You have some nice lingers

[compact pagoda]

Ey?

[brittle osprey]

show me your yosemite rancher and sadler

[devout sand]

think i sold them but heres this thing

[brittle osprey]

Oh, bobcat LX is nice too

[devout sand]

lime van

why is 1st pic so dark lmao

[brittle osprey]

Lam

[devout sand]

fav super car right here

[elfin arrow]

your customization choices are certainly... interesting

[devout sand]

fav muscle car

[brittle osprey]

Classic one could say

[devout sand]

hot wheels car

[devout sand]

whats ur fav car here

[brittle osprey]

Weeny Dynasty obv, not the customization I'd do but that works

[devout sand]

@brittle osprey

[brittle osprey]

theres alot wrong with this

Firstly that doesn't involve rockstar launcher or GTA itself, and they aren't platforms in a sense, they are stores, or just game sales that people go to for stuff

They give you a license for a game and you can play that game, for GTA you need to use that license and it gives it to the rockstar launcher, and bam you have access to gta

[marble shore]

😯😐umm okay!

[compact pagoda]

Hm?

Hushed and neutral

[vagrant forge]

@runic garden

[runic garden]

Now you've seen it all

[quaint agate]

this being off center makes me mad

[elfin arrow]

average gta online update quality

[quaint agate]

I expect more for 3.1mil

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you shouldn't

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it does have hydraulics