gta-media

[velvet quarry]

I love how the chopper kept going up after losing control

Cartoonish

[gleaming spear]

And I don't even know if it was scripted to go that way or just a bug

[velvet quarry]

Good question tbh, imma bet on that being a bug

[gleaming spear]

Luis is the goat, I will replay tbogt soon

[velvet quarry]

I still remember the nightclub shootout, I was so ass at it had to restart several times 😭

Tbf I should replay GTA 4 too been a long ass time 😤

Broo in my childhood, the snowstorm? Mission in GTA 4 was HELL

Taking coke from the abandoned hospital 💀

It took days on days

[crystal ether]

Y’all like my Toros?

A 500k car with about 350k worth of upgrades

[tawdry trout]

Looks like a spoiled brat customized it

[ebon hinge]

[ivory hound]

That was smooth!

[vestal blade]

same

[crystal ether]

I’m… not quite sure how to respond to that 😅

[humble gate]

what a surprising thing

only 23%

[vivid fulcrum]

[golden berry]

game is ~10 years old on pc wtf are you doing ?

[modest trail]

Xd

[undone barn]

Play Poker

[tawdry trout]

I thought you were in a casino robbery of the outfit

[humble gate]

I don't play one game all the time 😭
But i might play the next one for very long

[golden berry]

it took me 2 week on ps4 and i took that long because it was the first time i played on the enhanced version !

[delicate bay]

lots of people play story mode and dont care for online at all

and if someone buys the game it doesnr mean they will grind it

[tawdry trout]

GTA is purely known nowadays for online and that's what most ppl play
The problem is not enough ppl dedicating the time to reach 100

[fallow kite]

Literally everytime I get stuck into cayo perico trees

Nature's a beach

[slender zenith]

Sorry I don't know the hex code. I bought all those cars from other players

[untold oar]

closest I can try is D2BB86

[ivory hound]

Bcs many players glitched it and get above lvl 100 with some stupid shit, so yea there are less people who got lvl 100 legit

[vivid fulcrum]

Fresh Chlorine 😋

[paper gate]

I wonder how it would look if someone practiced pvp with thermals & this

Scoping in isn't necessary, I practice shooting it without zooming in

[tropic beacon]

One sec is this Gta 4 Online?

[gleaming spear]

No.
It's GTA 4 the lost and damned DLC story mission

[peak trellis]

I'll try that ty

[wanton flume]

save me

[golden berry]

no

[tawdry trout]

[wanton flume]

cruel

[olive nebula]

Hey you gotta loose the mask so the other could see your reaction on the table

[lean basin]

Overconfident females at the gym

[untold oar]

this is one of the worst thumbnails I've seen

it's so wrong

[brittle osprey]

Actually, move bunker up, and nightclub and facility up, perfect

I approve the kosatka hate

maybe clubhouse down 1 or 2 tiers, since you only use it to buy the businesses

[sonic dirge]

It's so right bro

[opaque tartan]

What is this shit tier list

Cash in A?

What?

[sterile egret]

I think cash mostly because its middle of the road in terms of profitability, and the wait time to max it out isn’t super long.

It’s still shit though.

[reef pelican]

This is painful

[deft canyon]

goofy ahh tier list

[sterile egret]

Is that document forgery at B

[timber osprey]

@hollow sail I did some sales and the payment seems to be same regardless of the amount I've sold. These payment screenshots taken by my friend.

[dusky timber]

i am an avid pavel hater and even i would not place the below
what the fuck

oreo's tier list
s:
a:
b:
f:

[wind robin]

A permanent marker of a failed attempt to enter my vehicle

Got turned into a Modern Art Display

[brittle osprey]

this reminds me of something...

#gta-media message

[wind robin]

NAHHH BRO GOT TURNED INTO THE SPAGHETTI SPECIAL

[brittle osprey]

also are you sitting in a vc by yourself?

I remember when I used to do that

[wind robin]

Clipping

Stream has a delay of a few minutes

So if I want to clip something

I can go back on the stream and clip it

[brittle osprey]

Have you tried xbox gamebar?

[wind robin]

PC

[brittle osprey]

xbox gamebar is for pc

[wind robin]

What

💀

I will check it out and save some wifi

[verbal falcon]

Xbox gamebar is supposed to connect to consoles and play gta

[brittle osprey]

you can also do 30 second clips and the circle is for recording, rest is self explanatory like screenshot and mic mute / unmute

its actually really helpful in alot of cases

[wind robin]

That would have been useful to know 3 years ago…

[brittle osprey]

skull

[vivid fulcrum]

oh so this is called xbox game bar

I thought this was the famous steam overlay

it makes sense now that I can only bring it up with a controller

[brittle osprey]

funnily enough, you can have the steam overlay, over the discord overlay, with the xbox gamebar overlay, while gambling in gta

[vivid fulcrum]

you should do poetry

[teal crypt]

Rather firey color you've chosen today

[vivid fulcrum]

I am on fire

[brittle osprey]

the purple would match the 🔜 emoji

[vivid fulcrum]

there's no purple

[brittle osprey]

ur fired

[vivid fulcrum]

if you keep bullying me, I will redownload gta and grief you

[brittle osprey]

if you can catch me

[vivid fulcrum]

I will

[iron vector]

what like cloud streaming?

[verbal falcon]

Ye

[iron vector]

I have an old Xbox one S, would it work on that

[brittle osprey]

gamebar specifically doesn't do cloud streaming

Thats another ballgame, its specifically just the xbox coorlation app, but for pc, where you can access and take clips, friends list, even using the xbox voice chat party feature too along with messaging people, other than it doesn't really do much more besides extra widget stuff

[vivid fulcrum]

This purple?

[brittle osprey]

thats blueish

[vivid fulcrum]

What purple then

[vivid fulcrum]

That's a theme wall

Only you see that

[brittle osprey]

neuh uh

set it purple

[brittle osprey]

skill issue

[vivid fulcrum]

[undone barn]

Chillin

[brittle osprey]

Stretched resolution

[undone barn]

4:3 ratio

[obsidian sparrow]

why so stretched

[brittle osprey]

6 - 1 ratio hmm

[undone barn]

I use Lemon Setting

PeacefulLemon

[digital grove]

I'm scared
What did this man do 😭

How much is this guys bounty 😭

All those oppressors, deluxos and the 1 raiju and sparrow are after this one bounty

[velvet quarry]

Fire res

[brittle osprey]

6 and a half shillings

[frail oasis]

$1

The math ain’t mathing

[digital grove]

Sounds about right

[tacit jackal]

What car is this?

[olive nebula]

Bollokan Envisage.

[tacit jackal]

Haos special or just normally like that?

Ooh nvm I see it.

[compact pagoda]

Cars in the Vinewood Club Garage are always slightly upgraded visually

To flex the chameleon paints i guess

[tacit jackal]

Wym?

[brittle osprey]

The brightest lighting known to mankind

[compact pagoda]

Yes

[dusky timber]

if i iirc correctly, discord streams don't go anywhere if noone is watching

so if you're alone in vc then it only uses a bit of your gcpu

use an ethernet cable if spending wifi is a concern

[jolly trellis]

Fastest way to do headhunter is using savage
Change my mind

[tawdry trout]

[untold oar]

there should be a raiju or ultralight one

[tawdry trout]

[compact pagoda]

Toreador icon

[tawdry trout]

For rauiji I don't have one yet

[tawdry trout]

[untold oar]

it's not disappearing

[tawdry trout]

Das true

[compact pagoda]

Seabreeze!

[tawdry trout]

And yes tula I have too ofc

[compact pagoda]

Not available..

[tawdry trout]

[dense sand]

[tawdry trout]

Big one

That's a big boi

[golden berry]

bad plane

[dense sand]

Demoted

[tawdry trout]

Only bad pilot

[hardy coral]

Damn people still use that

[mild pilot]

Tula is good if you have the right upgrade and know how to use it

[mild pilot]

Used to use this for the annoying sea crates

I'm using sea sparrow because it's easier to hit the damn boat

[mild pilot]

Stealth mode toreador would be a nightmare for MK2 griefers

[tawdry trout]

It's has a stealth feature
It doesn't have a special icon

[mild pilot]

I just realised there's no boat icons

[north lark]

MKII users in a nutshell (Video's crunched down for Discord)

[north lark]

Arguable considering Jets but fair nonetheless.

[chrome hemlock]

most legit player

[delicate bay]

I am actually

[wind robin]

4 story house, I am on opposite side of the house for Ethernet. Wifi box is at front door on bottom floor and I am top floor rear facing. Would take ages to run Ethernet and atp not really worth it

[velvet verge]

Drop money in ps4?

[delicate bay]

never seen anyone do that jump, thought it's epic

ever so slightly faster than normal one

[untold oar]

true

[minor violet]

bro got what he deserves. btw ho do you get that trucking job? im new

[north lark]

Vip mission. Get a ceo building or pay to be a vip for a lil bit. Its haulage but im using the MOC cab, wouldnt recommend it otherwise unless you're in a solo lobby

[minor violet]

im a ceo, but i can only do special cargo collections

[north lark]

Its in the ceo interactive menu.

[frosty narwhal]

What is ur rarest gta achievement i will start

[tawdry trout]

i really wonder what my rarest achievement in gta5 is

[gleaming spear]

Mine is this one

[abstract cipher]

Welcome to los santos achievement

[shadow scroll]

numero uno

[olive nebula]

This is the Mobile Operation Center

Wth I see Terrobyte

[verbal falcon]

Probably a bug

Can you translate what does it say in the second option?

[compact pagoda]

Return terorbyte to storage

[verbal falcon]

They probably have the terrorbyte active which returns into storage to request the moc

Or wait its a bug bc its in the same menu

[compact pagoda]

Maybe they stored the Terorbyte in the MOC lol

[verbal falcon]

Two service vehicles

[carmine nebula]

Nah wtf is this bro

[vivid fulcrum]

This game is beautiful

[reef pelican]

What the hell is this

[vivid fulcrum]

GTA5

[reef pelican]

I thought that was the new Fortnite skin

[olive nebula]

Damn 💀

[vivid fulcrum]

[shut scarab]

Your clone

[elfin hill]

When low levels try to kill you not knowing the actual war zones you have fought in.

[lethal birch]

Seriously

Like bro… my luck today is horrible. I’ve had to redo this Cayo mission a few times due to my own stupidity.

[brittle osprey]

Im gunna buy a forklift for my garage

[lethal birch]

In my honour

[elfin hill]

That’s happened to me before too… just remember to try not to block in that gate with it. Try to keep it to the side

[lethal birch]

Keeping that in mind lol..

[tiny wadi]

Tried to make a Vincent Hanna outfit

https://imgur.com/a/qgmXwPr

[civic charm]

SaltyMon was demoted and didnt resign

[brittle osprey]

what?

[brittle osprey]

I would not recommend one parks their Dh-7 iron mule onto the yacht

[ruby bramble]

bober

[frosty narwhal]

🫡

[ivory hound]

@heavy ivy

[subtle finch]

Too purply for my liking, maybe if it's a lighter hue

[brittle osprey]

yea no problem

very bluish today

[modest trail]

Red?

[subtle finch]

That's far from blue or light purple

[brittle osprey]

no blue

[modest trail]

Maybe our eyesight has become poor

[subtle finch]

You went to the opposite side of the color spectrum

[brittle osprey]

Its only partially

this is why they removed my car making license :(

[latent parrot]

Why

[brittle osprey]

why not

[jolly trellis]

funny name

[vivid fulcrum]

Wall

[brittle osprey]

?

[vivid fulcrum]

Wanna see something cool?

[brittle osprey]

sure

[vivid fulcrum]

[abstract cipher]

That’s cool but this is a little cooler

[vivid fulcrum]

Now I need to find something worth showing

[brittle osprey]

6 whole cans? Thats huge

[vivid fulcrum]

Hello paulina

[abstract cipher]

Hi uh

Lum berry

[vivid fulcrum]

[vivid fulcrum]

Couldn't find anything cool in my inventory

Gta sucks

[north lark]

Me finally realising how much you gotta lead your shot on flying MKIIs. Seriously tho, why do you have to lead so much lmao??

[vivid fulcrum]

We were lied to

They said it's scan or whatever

[north lark]

GTA's never been hitscan.

[vivid fulcrum]

[north lark]

It doesnt have bullet drop but it certaintly has bullet travel.

[vivid fulcrum]

Me when I snipe someone from 3 km away

[north lark]

When you're 1v1ing on the beach and the mfer is moving side to side pretty fast, thats when you notice you gotta lead your shot. You'll shoot infront of them, they'll move into it and die.

[vivid fulcrum]

But isn't that just lag

Even different framerates make this happen

[north lark]

#gta-media message Check it out

[vivid fulcrum]

[north lark]

?

[vivid fulcrum]

What

I'm smoking in enjoyment

[bronze tiger]

@signal jetty @wanton flume Fencing fee happens everytime you run cayo perico

[signal jetty]

I have never seen the fencing fee

did you get that off google?

[bronze tiger]

I'm not gonna solo cayo yet again to show a screen I can just grab off of reddit and articles

[untold oar]

I can confirm

[north lark]

Am i the only one whos thought of this?

[granite hare]

Definitely not

[north lark]

I ask because ive never seen it done or mentioned before

[granite hare]

It's not very useful. I've seen loads of videos on it over the years.

[north lark]

Surely with a bigger truck you can fit all 4 in which saves plenty of time

I chose the slam van because its low

[granite hare]

I just hire my friends as slaves 😈

Easy 40k-60k for them.

[vivid fulcrum]

Try dune loader

I heard it doesn't have ragdoll

[north lark]

Nevermind so the Bikes will just randomly be "damaged" if they're in contact with another vehicle

Rockstar 100% Knew this would be a thing and just made the delivery bikes take damage :/

Lost two bikes because of it. Down 200k :/

[granite hare]

Change lobbies quickly and you only lose like 3% of the total stock that was there when the sale started.

[north lark]

Nah i just said "Fuck it" and sold it anyway, cba tbh

Does anybody know if this is consistent with every truck or just the Slam van?

[granite hare]

Knowing R*, prolly every truck.

[north lark]

Such a petty fucking thing to prevent istg

[vivid fulcrum]

Try duneloader

[olive nebula]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1237395755749343242/1275479491224797214/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2024.08.20_-_21.30.00.13.DVR.mp4?ex=678bcb57&is=678a79d7&hm=00424efb074c1e8db0ffdffe2470ae2e40be30a4c3de7a3aa79f9d041672b72d&

What the heck?

[teal crypt]

The citizens are striking back

[vestal blade]

he thought he was playing da hood on roblox

[elfin hill]

Fr 💀

[vestal blade]

put a voiceover and change the lighting a bit and the clip might look like real life to some people

[mild bay]

This reckless driving everytime

NPC's hate us

[brave yacht]

this cut was crazy

[cedar temple]

that was hot

[brave yacht]

yessir

[cedar temple]

call me roger federer

[leaden briar]

Not my pic *
What wheels do you guys have on your elegy retro custom

[delicate bay]

how do you even find people to play golf with

[cedar temple]

tennis*, but js randoms lol

so they were ez wins - the only ppl i lost to were from tennis tournaments

[delicate bay]

oh yeah idk why i thought of golf xd

ive barely played tennis so i guess i had a bias

so i thought its like dead

[cedar temple]

it is for the most part haha

js got lucky one day n i went up against the #1 tennis player n won

so he invited me to discords

but that was years ago now, so i've lost em all

n we fell out bc i was using a glitch

[elfin arrow]

tennis is ass, golf is based

[dusky timber]

#gta-online-mk2 message

[north lark]

Was thinking of using one of the bigger trailers with moc cab

[dusky timber]

it's definitely 100% for real absolutely no cap not worth it to stuff bikes into a truck in any scenario

especially when you have to deliver every bike to a different location

[real pine]

what

is that a new thing modders can do ?

[brittle osprey]

yup

Battleye isn't authorized to give these messages, same with the banned and force update, they are all messages from modders

whats funny is they need to manually go to your name and click "kick" with that notification, so it was a personal target

[real pine]

i see cuz it happened right after some weird stuff started appearing on the map

[cedar temple]

js speak english lil bro

[sonic dirge]

Like I am not speaking English at all.

[brittle osprey]

you can't sell emergency vehicles in lscm

Also thats just chameleon paints plus benny's wheels, ass customization ngl

[abstract cipher]

Just seeing those words paired together is enough to make someone barf

[green tapir]

Same bro

Didn’t even interact with the dude

[green tapir]

U turn

[digital vigil]

yo anyone wanna rig the casino for me??

[dense jolt]

!lfg @digital vigil casino

[tardy stone]

@digital vigil, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg

Requested by: @dense jolt

[night sable]

@dense jolt can you see it?

[dense jolt]

Lmao

[night sable]

He kinda does tho

[sonic dirge]

@night sable

[night sable]

Ate

[green tapir]

You can rig the casino?

[night sable]

Mogged

[vivid fulcrum]

Agent 27

[night sable]

Help is this an actual character or are you joking

[vivid fulcrum]

[olive nebula]

Apparently handsome is a crime.

[vivid fulcrum]

Are you a criminal??

[twilit echo]

feminine ahh character

[vivid fulcrum]

Only if oreo was here

[night sable]

I like my characters androgynous

[marble shore]

I mogged u

@night sable

[frail oasis]

I only have $46 😞

[brittle osprey]

I have 9 dollars

[frail oasis]

Nice

[compact pagoda]

I need the specs tbh

[brittle osprey]

he looks like he chews jaw breakers ngl

[compact pagoda]

I dont see anything wrong with that

[brittle osprey]

Same vibes

[frail oasis]

@signal jetty

[signal jetty]

NOW THATS A REAL SIGMA

[brittle osprey]

🛌🏻

[frail oasis]

@subtle finch The mk2 snipe

[subtle finch]

Noice

[digital grove]

Something is wrong with the sterling GT limo tint windows..

[night sable]

Nah my char still got more refined features, he's the absolute mogger

[dusky timber]

named after the acclaimed video game critic jim sterling

[neat cairn]

Is this normal guys?

As the car drives the dead body's follow on top

Also this is funny to see

[untold oar]

that's crazy

[slate pasture]

rate the fit

[haughty swan]

this modder just passed fucking los santos on los santos

[vivid fulcrum]

7.5/10

[slate pasture]

why

[vivid fulcrum]

Why not

[tawdry trout]

I see ankles, 8/10
Too much contract between the top and button part

[slate pasture]

no one zooming in my feet 😭

[tawdry trout]

It just means its not a wonnabe outfit
Your doing good by having them 🤌

[slate pasture]

thanks

[compact pagoda]

Tacky

[slate pasture]

;-;

[compact pagoda]

Sorry…

[carmine nebula]

Npc with underglow?

[abstract cipher]

ig it’s possible in story mode

[tawdry trout]

that was your punishment for your greed

[glacial trail]

gta liberty city is based one gta 3

and vice city stories is based on vice city stories

@zenith seal

[zenith seal]

I was Talking about LIBERTY CITY aka 4

Not Vice City

[rustic grail]

Imagine being this desperate for a kill, just to die to a drone

[golden berry]

🤯

[rustic grail]

Bro started griefing me and my kosatka, and after i destroyed him 15 times he started calling me a cheater and that i have to learn "griefer rules"

Thats crazy 💀

[elfin arrow]

curious as to what said rules might be

[brittle osprey]

Probably plays be rules he doesn't follow and expects people to follow them without knowing them

Normal GTA player stuff

[rustic grail]

Yeah idk, he also had an friend i guess who both tried gunning me down... but oh well, im smart and use certain strategizes

And now he insults me lmao

(Its still going on btw)

[vivid fulcrum]

This indeed a gta media right here

[tawdry trout]

sick timing on that
im astounded

[verbal falcon]

Barber shop is now available

[carmine nebula]

So you use kosatka missiles and drone nah you're an ultimate griefer

And drone kills cheap asf

[woeful trench]

#hire me for bike getaway driver

[vestal blade]

i literally just seen that glitch for speedrunning earlier today

[delicate bay]

im mean its really common but its rarely that powerful

[olive nebula]

Cool jacket, what's the name of it?

[delicate bay]

might be one of the sport jackets in casino

or in a regular store

[compact pagoda]

Wait i need it too

[shadow scroll]

extracted from gta 5 files

[shadow scroll]

You forget a thousand things every day pal. How about you make sure this is one of them?

[hazy hull]

yes sir

[shadow scroll]

the glitch is done by freezing the game and holding alt while jumping

basically you can just alt tab and do that bug

[neat torrent]

looks like FIB?

[brittle osprey]

Use a granger >:)

The granger is such a good truck, I wish it had a trailer hook ngl

[neat torrent]

granger was used

but Now we changed

[brittle osprey]

I wonter, have you tried... black glass silverish granger 3600lx?

[untold oar]

with 8 people on it

[brittle osprey]

Man they fr slept on the granger 3600lx pursuit ngl, woulda been such a fire police vehicle

Im gunna add police sirens to a granger 3600lx now 🛌🏻

[neat torrent]

nah. I never been see it

[brittle osprey]

Its mainly southern states that uses it

[neat torrent]

likr miami?

[brittle osprey]

I think texes is big on them

and pickups obv

that really is the peak of my abilities :(

[neat torrent]

texes?

[brittle osprey]

Ill never get around that joke

Texes is refering to the people, since they use, "tex" a lil too much

[neat torrent]

thx

[brittle osprey]

thoughts?

[neat torrent]

yeah

like that, but can't apply siren

[brittle osprey]

Im def gunna make a silver downed granger 3600lx tbh, I like the southern police vehicles

[neat torrent]

Thanks for advice

[woeful mirage]

sweet heavens here we go

[untold oar]

you'll enjoy it

hsw and 60fps and all the nice stuff

[glacial trail]

tf

[subtle finch]

You leaked your user, I'm coming for you

[brittle osprey]

tag team, we'll join them through rid

[lethal birch]

rate the garage🔥

[vivid fulcrum]

I'd say a 6

[brittle osprey]

Ai done removed maze bank

[ivory hound]

Yea but damn it looks cool af

GTA theme is just something special

[untold oar]

I was about to say

[rustic grail]

Its i think in the designer jacket category, but other then that i forgot what the jackets name was. Sorry

[small scarab]

new car & fit, who dis?

[vivid fulcrum]

Some npc

Jkjk

[vivid fulcrum]

Construction workers going wild these days

[digital grove]

How can i glitch the shirt to change without removing the rig

[elfin arrow]

you cannot

[digital grove]

Fuck

[haughty garden]

@quasi wigeon

[quasi wigeon]

thank you

[digital grove]

Guys what's the newest helmet mask glasses glitch

[proven chasm]

Overworked and underpaid

[subtle vigil]

9 because purple 👀 Those are some pretty cool vehicles

[proven chasm]

I got this weird ahh animation

[peak trellis]

If only that first part came true to PC

[untold oar]

shouldn't it soon

[twin iris]

Bollywood ahh animation

[tulip plank]

I just saw a video that’s actually a very rare animation

[carmine nebula]

100% meant to do this

[proven chasm]

Oh jeez I've never seen it b4

[dusky timber]

you visited the acid lab earlier in that session

[proven chasm]

Nah not even i dont use the acid lab

[dusky timber]

the fuck

[ivory hound]

How u still alive?

[frank idol]

It's director mod

[compact pagoda]

That seemed like overkill

[tulip plank]

It’s a glitch, it was in the OG game files but never got taken out for some reason

[abstract cipher]

You live in Spain without the a

[peak trellis]

Seems like somebody tried to spawn in the AC 130 but failed horribly

[abstract cipher]

Typical pc activites

[dusky timber]

this looks like he's driving a tank or smth in gta chinatown wars

[woeful mirage]

lmao

jetski does not play around like that

[carmine nebula]

Nah that's crazy

Bullet is really slow

[lethal musk]

lets go?

[paper gate]

So I had to compress it so you could see it but here it is...

[mild bay]

Vehicle name?

[dusky timber]

veto classique

[woeful mirage]

gotta love that mystichrome

[primal haven]

Your girlfriend must love you

[tacit jackal]

@shadow sentinel just saying it's still on. Been there for like 3 mins now

[shadow sentinel]

ohh that landing point

i was landing on the sparrow entrance

[tacit jackal]

💀

That's literally the easier spot-

[shadow sentinel]

yeah i know but when i entered my kosatka it just went to the abyss

[tacit jackal]

This part more chance to fall off

[brittle osprey]

Now go into the sub, then you gotta call mors mutual

[cold whale]

nah vehicles stay

my helicopter stayed even when i went into it

[tacit jackal]

Oh I did that alrdy. Didn't have to call tho

On the Sparrow Entrance. And yes, I'm inside my sub using Periscope rn

[primal haven]

Raiju sighting

It’s like Bigfoot, his landing gears are sooo big

Biggears

[brittle osprey]

first session I load into

[tacit jackal]

There ya go @shadow sentinel

[primal haven]

All two minutes of it

[shadow sentinel]

videoshopped

[cold whale]

aint no way

[tacit jackal]

That's straight from Xbox app. Even have the link to it

[shadow sentinel]

linkshopped

[cold whale]

rage baiting goes crazy

[tacit jackal]

Bros in denial that I can land it

[shadow sentinel]

landshopped

[cold whale]

one of the stages of grief as his ego just died

[shadow sentinel]

nah im honestly trolling

[tacit jackal]

It's still slipping too

[shadow sentinel]

im just impressed on how she landed it

[lethal birch]

its vtol this is not hard bro

[tacit jackal]

It's been there 20 mins lol. I give it another 5

[cold whale]

actually its they if you want to be accurate

[shadow sentinel]

its literally a girl what are you on

[cold whale]

look at their profile

[shadow sentinel]

a they is a group of people

couldnt be one person

[cold whale]

i dont get it either but still

[shadow sentinel]

unless your into some pronouns stuff

[cold whale]

im not ive just said i dont get it its just people get offended over nothing damn 😭

[tacit jackal]

💀

[woeful trench]

Uh

[brittle osprey]

hes fixing the docking points obv

[paper gate]

Thx

I guess

[vivid fulcrum]

If only gta was a good game

[brittle osprey]

It is, just not for you

[vivid fulcrum]

I want to shoot him so bad

Skill issue

[woeful trench]

W run

[elfin arrow]

not seeing said W anywhere?

[vivid fulcrum]

My favourite spot in LSCM

And I think I lost my oppressor mk1

Very cool

[woeful trench]

It’s all there

[elfin arrow]

normal mode
kosatka entry
not very good secondaries
very slow time

what am i missing

[brittle osprey]

kosatka entry is good in certain cases, specifically being you are taking compound loot over airstrip loot

but that'd only ever be ideal for duo and up

[vivid fulcrum]

She lives

[frail oasis]

Annoying mk2’s sniped

[elfin arrow]

holy deep fried footage

[brittle osprey]

should have added an icon on map too ngl

[frail oasis]

Hm I’ll try

[vivid fulcrum]

Nice cut tho

[frail oasis]

Bruh

I couldn’t flip the icon

[vivid fulcrum]

Bro done compressed that shi

[frail oasis]

Idk why that means

[brittle osprey]

The image quality got worse

[frail oasis]

Looks fine for me I’m on a phone so

[vivid fulcrum]

Yeah it was already a ps4 screenshot

[vivid fulcrum]

Nice crop still

[frail oasis]

What do you mean

[vivid fulcrum]

Almost flawless

[frail oasis]

😎

[vivid fulcrum]

It really seems like magic wand thing ngl

[elfin arrow]

this shit is so oversaturated the text is hardly legible

[abstract cipher]

2 vs

It looks like one of those black and white footages from ww2

[frail oasis]

It’s the ps app then I didn’t do anything to the video

Every video or screenshot I get from the ps app always looks better on the ps5

[digital grove]

This is why I always scout guard clothes and a truck.

[compact pagoda]

Wait i need that mk1 spec

[echo remnant]

I'm up

real motorcycle drives when they get in a crash be like

[hollow socket]

https://youtu.be/cEQ7IPMIfCw?si=osp5jzNOIiGxuWdn

[brittle osprey]

Tip: Scroll up instead of down if options are near the bottom, it will automatically reverse the order so you start at the bottom

[hollow socket]

thanks

[vestal blade]

these kids suck

[dusky timber]

hold up ppl dont do that?

[brittle osprey]

It feels like instinct to me :(

I do it naturally, not sure why others don't

[dusky timber]

despite maddox' complaints, pressing up wasnt in the job description this time

||https://youtu.be/3yFaM32mvEo?feature=shared||

[brittle osprey]

is this just a dude ranting about walking

he does have a good point though tbh

but I enjoy walking so I disagree

[dusky timber]

[leaden briar]

Messing around

[ivory hound]

[brittle osprey]

Ironically this is what trevor would do

He does get quite qirky around the men

[vestal blade]

i quite literally just got called a cheater from a cheater because they couldnt accept the fact that im better

now that i think about it i should've got a screenshot or clip

sadly they also crashed my game

[frail oasis]

lol

[frail oasis]

What did I just watch

[compact pagoda]

Art

[small scarab]

this is what trevor was imagining when he saw Michael again

[humble gate]

[compact pagoda]

Ahem brown wheels not gold

[brittle osprey]

No gold Adder :(

[humble gate]

Those are only rolls royce and merc g series

[brittle osprey]

rich people smh

Last time I made a golden garage...

[humble gate]

[brittle osprey]

Excluding the deluxo, its basically all gold

[dusky timber]

broke mentality on display

and half of it is shitty utility vehicles what the fridge

[humble gate]

You modded your money

[brittle osprey]

neuh uh

[humble gate]

Join my game I'll show you other cars

Smh

[dusky timber]

if your other cars look like that then i don't wanna

[humble gate]

That's my meme garage Yusuf amir cope

[humble gate]

They look great

[dusky timber]

[humble gate]

Got like 75 million in cars

You wanna visit?

[dusky timber]

how did you calculate that

[humble gate]

stats

[dusky timber]

that's not really representative of what your garages are worth tho

[humble gate]

that npc car looks dope

[humble gate]

ik

[frail oasis]

I’m a pussy? 😂

[compact pagoda]

maybe?

[frail oasis]

The next dlc !?

[brittle osprey]

You realize most websites say "down for maintenance" despite appearing on the webs right?

[frail oasis]

How he went ghost and died bruh

[brittle osprey]

rip life invader :(

[frail oasis]

🤔

[twin iris]

Update no dlc

[compact pagoda]

yes

[frail oasis]

The Michale dlc 😮🤣

[dusky timber]

what are u on about

[brittle osprey]

Some people took one too many first doses, its just another day in los santos

[twin iris]

Youre the same "wall" that had a photo of Evangelion right?

[brittle osprey]

No

[twin iris]

Bruh

I almost fell in the trick

That was fast

[brittle osprey]

there is no tricks

This is just the way things are

[abstract cipher]

wall why does your pfp turn into a random car sometimes

[brittle osprey]

its not just any car

[abstract cipher]

It’s the car

[twin iris]

Looks like a rocket league car ngl

[brittle osprey]

overly specific its the 1959 Cadillac Eldorado that avenged sevenfold uses

[dusky timber]

it all makes sense now

[abstract cipher]

Wao

[celest spade]

[abstract cipher]

Why do they see a hugh jass ruiner logo on the map and decide “imma approach it with an unarmoured car that doesn’t have missile jammer”

[celest spade]

Because they

[tawdry trout]

Nah, the other guy is just stupid

[wet kestrel]

dude aint check shit

[jolly trellis]

rip officer

[olive nebula]

Quick in and out

[ivory hound]

Ghost 👻

Pls @help

[prime blaze]

[celest spade]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[neat torrent]

I found 92 los santos

[frail oasis]

LMFAO I forgot I made this

[ivory hound]

Imagine getting this after u went through this video:

[frail oasis]

lol

[ivory hound]

Cozy place, nice setup!

[devout sand]

not big enough

[shadow sentinel]

you might need to set the monitoron a gym membership

[frail oasis]

Bruh

[frail oasis]

English?

[shadow sentinel]

im going to have to explain it in a caveman way

you buy monitor a gym membership

[devout sand]

look at gabe newells monitor

[ivory hound]

Bro my nick hurts seeing this

[shadow sentinel]

maybe lol

[brittle osprey]

but he looks so humble

[devout sand]

@frail oasis

this is my alt my main was created in 2013

[frail oasis]

@twilit echo $46 😞

[ivory hound]

One more to 🚶🏻‍♂️

[devout sand]

overall income

my overall income on main account is like 1.2bil

[ivory hound]

Good shit

[frail oasis]

How do I check in social club

[devout sand]

social club website and login

[frail oasis]

Done now what

[frail oasis]

Is it Total earned ?

[devout sand]

cant find the main view on social club website where they show all the stats, did they remove it

another angle of gabens monitor

[frail oasis]

Hmmm

Well my total earned says 799 million

[devout basin]

Gaben

[rough pond]

315m rp?

you might be have 3000+ rank?

[ivory hound]

better graphics?

[marble shore]

2025 or 2026

[vivid fulcrum]

Can't wait for merge glitches in gta6

[brittle osprey]

Monster truck wheels on a lift kit drift car

[vivid fulcrum]

[sonic dirge]

wtf is my GTA character doing

[vivid fulcrum]

[lean basin]

. . . 🔥🔥🔥

[ivory hound]

As far as I know they don't delay things that give them money

[open shuttle]

Spent the whole 6 mil for this, Def best Spend. (Im a Dumbahh)

[rustic grail]

Is this bike worth the price?

[vivid fulcrum]

Buy western innovation instead

Or rat bike

[delicate bay]

global rp stat is brojen

i'm nowhere near 887m rp, it's more like 150m?

[vestal blade]

did u blur out the killfeed?

[rustic grail]

Yes?

[dusky timber]

why don't you post your main then

[brittle osprey]

this is the goofball that plays on 2 computers at once just so he can "solo" diamond casino

[tawdry trout]

He is he's own best friend

[dusky timber]

still

why not post both accs for the added flex factor

[carmine nebula]

Amogsus

[stray ingot]

gta 5 with ultra realistic graphics btw and with nj plates mod

[compact pagoda]

What north yankton truck

[vivid fulcrum]

[brittle osprey]

Yooo is that a terminus on the left 😲

[stray ingot]

when was your last time on the prologue

[stray ingot]

yea i think so, no way

[compact pagoda]

Show me the north yankton truck then

[rough pond]

[stray ingot]

i have simple trainer i think i can spawn that in just give me a few minutes ill hop on later and show you

i think it drives past you when your heading away from the prologue bank, i saw it b4

[delicate bay]

i think myst had 8k level according to that stat xd

[rough pond]

[stray ingot]

hi

[compact pagoda]

right

[brittle osprey]

This is just a sadler you customized using mods in sp

Show it in online, pulling a trailer, with 2 players hanging on by a thread on the trailer

[stray ingot]

its a rockstar made truck (but with modified lights and wheels, by me) and no it cannot be accessible in online unless you have a modder

[brittle osprey]

Become the modder, easy fix

(don't)

[stray ingot]

yea im not gonna do that

see lester likes me

[brittle osprey]

I regret and enjoy it equally, ethernal punishment

[stray ingot]

i got a playstation and xbox so i can do it eitherway

but im a good boy

[compact pagoda]

So this is the canon north yankton truck?

How... vague

[teal crypt]

Trolling NPCs

[vivid fulcrum]

[vivid fulcrum]

Is this Lester's setup?

[fathom gale]

what specs

[polar wren]

Some bum kept asking for me to prove I own a pc

[wise anvil]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[fathom gale]

@wise anvil reporting me for calling him an idiot then does this

[wise anvil]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[fathom gale]

@dense sand

[dense sand]

Yeah?

[vivid fulcrum]

[devout sand]

cause im not logged into that steam account atm, its on my desktop pc which the motherboard gets here tmr so i can repair it, my alt is logged in the laptop

[dusky timber]

[plush nacelle]

thats a microwave

[polar wren]

I havent used it in years

[dusky timber]

name subject to change?

[paper gate]

I learned why this exists yesterday

[paper gate]

I might go in new gen just so I can see a bystander view point

[paper gate]

Did you know you can get it for free (no mods)

[crystal ether]

How?

[brittle osprey]

The catch, you can't keep it

[brittle osprey]

It spawns in naturally at the sports center in the hood area near lamars house

It also spawns faction police car too

[open shuttle]

I know about that, but we cant keep It or modify it so yeah no.

[proud moss]

@hasty wadi does ur main menu look like this?

[untold oar]

I'm gonna bet no

let's see

[proud moss]

well they said no

[untold oar]

lol

[compact pagoda]

If they’re also on next gen consoles then why wouldn’t it be that screen

[untold oar]

he's not

[gentle hearth]

tf there are 15m heists?

[brittle osprey]

sigh

[compact pagoda]

I think i can get away with it by saying it subtly

A certain (not legit) player in your heist will boost payouts to 15m

[gentle hearth]

Oh, no thanks

[brittle osprey]

specifically the one hosting it, and uhhh
#server-announcements message

[compact pagoda]

I don't lie.

[brittle osprey]

I never said you did

[compact pagoda]

I just lied to you.

[brittle osprey]

A person who claims not to lie whilst lying then admitting to lying, did nothing but lie

[tawdry trout]

Could be cmm too, it gives like 15 mil with everything associated

[compact pagoda]

10m i thought?

[brittle osprey]

It can't give 15m

It gives 10m + the extra 2m normally

15m is basically 100% the forbidden heist

[gentle hearth]

also he said quick*

cmm is not quick is it?

[tawdry trout]

I thought it was 2 mil for all in order and 2 mil for the loyalist

Mb

[lethal birch]

2 fast 2 furious

[proud moss]

modded heist

[desert python]

solid 8/10

[lethal birch]

Should I sell it for Hans rx7??

The skyline ain't that fast

[gentle hearth]

yup

[desert python]

i dont play that much wtf is that

[amber grotto]

brother,dont sell. just grind some money

[lethal birch]

It's from Tokyo drift

[desert python]

movie?

[lethal birch]

The fast and the furious

[desert python]

keep it

im getting off

[untold oar]

rockstar actually provides a high res image of it on their website

I know this is random but just happened to see it

[tawdry trout]

There are no accidents

[neat torrent]

it is suitable to casino

[tawdry trout]

Fr, it's the only way to do it

[neat torrent]

nah, it has many way

[mild pilot]

I tried using car and at long you got bulletproof tyres it's good

[dusky timber]

this is a good meme, i approve

@desert crag

[hazy hull]

Oh, that's interesting thank you

Where can I find it?

[untold oar]

https://www.rockstargames.com/img/global/downloads/wallpapers/games/v_lestersdesktop2_3840x2160.jpg

[hazy hull]

Hah, thanks

I have no idea how you came across that

[untold oar]

they even have the wallpaper alone lol

[frail oasis]

@wanton flume

[wanton flume]

i wish it was a gta bus 😭

[neat torrent]

lmao

[shadow scroll]

"Pockets ain't empty cuz"

did rockstar mention anything about the exausts being changed on gta 5's update log?

now this is an odd thing. every update they break voice chat on pc somehow.. usually they don't mention this getting fixed

in short: you get a direct3d xinput error for some reason if you enable voice chat and go to gta online or enable voice chat while in gta online/fivem

[shadow scroll]

xinput is directx controller input for xinput compatible controllers such as xbox 360 xbox one etc, dinput is for direct input controllers for those knockoff ones and ps controllers

[neat torrent]

is this your old vid?

[shadow scroll]

yes

it is mine, i'm using mods on singleplayer such as menyoo 2.0, old gen hud and mp character creator

also no it's not a old vid i just recorded the vid not 5 min ago

[carmine nebula]

Sultan rs only has side exhausts yours is modded lol

[shadow scroll]

there are two sultans. sultan and sultan rs (excluding the grandma sultan classic)

and with menyoo 2.0 i can't spawn online cars so yeah this is the regular sultan

the liveries are very weird for both cars tho.. you can have the RS branding on both for some reason

[carmine nebula]

Ohh that's pretty weird

Sultan rs on the normal sultan

[jolly trellis]

thats little painful

[lapis raptor]

should I get new internet?

[silk wing]

yeah

[jolly trellis]

my update took like 120 mb

[lapis raptor]

did it take 10 hours tho?

[jolly trellis]

more like 2 min

[lapis raptor]

what does it even do? to my knowledge GTA ain't been updated yet

[silk wing]

its a fix for crashes

[jolly trellis]

probably bug fixes or something like that

[silk wing]

it was for ps5/xbox series

[lapis raptor]

now I gotta wait 10 hours cause of a bug that I've never experienced 😭

[silk wing]

what bug?

[wanton linden]

https://x.com/TezFunz2/status/1881711146673283089

Tez2 (@TezFunz2) on X

Patch notes

https://t.co/xdr4BLRarA

#GTAV

X · Jan 21, 2025, 2:31 PM

[vestal blade]

10 HOURS??

[light pike]

@glacial ice u

[compact pagoda]

@winter harness

[brittle osprey]

why so smol

[compact pagoda]

Im trying to think of something poetic or wise

[brittle osprey]

Just remember, right is wrong and left is right

[compact pagoda]

Phew

[winter harness]

ty

[lean ermine]

@grand beacon

[round pawn]

gta6 abt to be wild

[tranquil viper]

WHAT

[grand beacon]

Oh

So it was true

[tranquil viper]

all the heist better be on ifruit bro

[robust oriole]

my house is gonna be on this map

[round pawn]

fr

[round pawn]

frfr. im in LA tho so mine wont be

[robust oriole]

i just moved to orlando last year

[umbral wren]

GODDAYUM🙏😭

[vivid fulcrum]

[umbral wren]

like bro how many hours you did spent on the DAILY

[umbral wren]

20153 Days 6 Hours
.

That's how much you played😭

Which is equal to 2.3yrs

[vivid fulcrum]

False

[brittle osprey]

20000 days = 2.3 years 😼

[umbral wren]

Atp bro needs more job applications

[unique mason]

Yours is in gta 5

[round pawn]

mhm

[delicate bay]

did you know that 1 yr is 365.25 days long

how come 20k days is only 2 years?

he (accprding to the playcount) played for 55.2 yrs btw

[neat torrent]

20k days=54.8 years

[idle galleon]

48mins = 1 day

[frail oasis]

Godmode smh

[tawdry trout]

You Sure He isnt lagging?

[delicate bay]

xd just standing on absolutely nothing

[ivory hound]

@grave hound I saw 2 guys named poop lol

[grave hound]

oh theyre both me

this is my pic in server

[ivory hound]

Wait what??

It bugged

[grave hound]

yes

[half mirage]

Anyone wanna rob a bank

[ivory hound]

Ayoo, in game?

[half mirage]

Yh

[ivory hound]

Nah not with u

[grave hound]

y r u asking here

[tardy stone]

@half mirage, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @ivory hound

[frail oasis]

Yep I have more clips

[frail oasis]

Fuck You Rockstar Fuck You

[tawdry trout]

fair point

[carmine nebula]

😭

[tawdry trout]

the avg struggle against them

[teal crypt]

Self portrait

[dusky timber]

oppa gangbang style

[raw halo]

This is cut content isn't it?

[carmine nebula]

W strat?

[elfin arrow]

neat use for the mostly useless turd launcher but

not using bikes is a bit cringe

[carmine nebula]

It gets boring after a while

[vestal blade]

do yall know HOW MANY TIMES THIS HAPPENS TO ME???

TOO MUCH!

[carmine nebula]

That's why railgun better

Just don't miss

[vestal blade]

i dont use railgun

i deal without it

[carmine nebula]

It's pretty great

[vestal blade]

ye i just dont use it because im not scoped in like with a sniper

[carmine nebula]

Ye takes some time getting used to

[vestal blade]

so i need to do really minimal adjustments which im not good at doing

[carmine nebula]

And the railgun projectile is way slower

[vestal blade]

ye i was just about to talk about that too

[abstract cipher]

Classic hitmarkers