gta-media

[fallow kite]

When I try to do ULP intelligence but rockstar won't fix it

[copper kettle]

Hit this while on my way to my bunker

[charred gate]

Where rp servers

[olive nebula]

Only on PC

[charred anvil]

Happy birthday to me.

[nimble yew]

Poster Spot is Obstructed no more.

[charred anvil]

@nimble yew Old school nightclub promotion. Haven't seen this is a looong time. Nice!

[nimble yew]

Well I haven't been keeping up like I should and the popularity slipped

no random events were happening so I had to do it the old fashioned way

Since I'm a PC user, I assume GTA VI won't come out until 2026

Which means I may aswell start buying EVERYTHING I've ever wanted in GTAO

[marble shore]

Go ahead how much money you got

[marble shore]

Happy birthday, bro I hope you have a nice day too ur character

[nimble yew]

As of now, 14.8 Million.

Already spent... I can't remember. about 10 Million?

[marble shore]

Get whatever you want be happy

[nimble yew]

I have XD

Screamjet, Oppressor Mk1, Deluxo, Savage, That one Apache,

Might be more than 10 million

[next belfry]

does brother hurt people

bird fly

[copper kettle]

Yeqh

[lethal birch]

is the fit fire

[marble shore]

No !!!!!

[lethal birch]

No-one's safe guys...

[vivid fulcrum]

[tulip rose]

which one looks better

[vivid fulcrum]

Oh fellow Arab car

[modest trail]

Chop

[tulip rose]

oh hello my nephew

its nice see you here

[vivid fulcrum]

Nice to see you too unc

[marble shore]

First one

@tulip rose you use the female character

[tulip rose]

yeah

[marble shore]

Why not the male

[split estuary]

who invited tf2 scout

[dusky timber]

if i didn't have to do the duties every other blue moon, i'd only have mk2 and media enabled ngl

[copper kettle]

Me

[olive nebula]

Speed Demon

[vivid fulcrum]

Red headlights

[olive nebula]

Gotta look badass when driving in the night

[delicate bay]

hello

1. No 2. Use lfg channels

[lethal birch]

idk what that is\

[delicate bay]

!lfg

[tardy stone]

@lethal birch, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @delicate bay

[golden berry]

you're only ~5 months late with rockstar adding an anti cheat and killing those

[hasty vault]

Yo dude how you made so much money?
Mind sharing some tips?

[elfin arrow]

the tip is quite simple

spend a lot of time playing the game

[delicate bay]

my playstyle revolves around playing heists so

it isn't hard when you play heists even when you don't need money

[jolly trellis]

this games sunrise/sunset landscapes absolutely rocks

[gleaming spear]

Agreed

[tame bone]

sunsets in los santos hit diffrently

[carmine nebula]

Did you kiss

[elfin arrow]

especially when you take a picture of the display with your phone

[tame bone]

nah it was smoking

[tame bone]

i was too lazy to print screen 👹

[carmine nebula]

Maybe little kiss after smoking

[tame bone]

not with redwoods! They smell bad

[carmine nebula]

How did buddy not die

[tame bone]

coil should do vapes in gta 6 change my mind

[tame bone]

wait someone really uses those countermeasures?

[carmine nebula]

Just to troll probably

Think he was in godmode too

Pretty sure that was a headshot 😤

[neat torrent]

who want to see drift?

[subtle finch]

Gun belt has a gun on the side, different from paramedic belt

[amber grotto]

ohh pretty good,that shoes tho

gotta change it

[subtle finch]

Nuh uh, none of the canvas look as good at the stuntman's

[amber grotto]

try designer sneakers or whatever its called

or lscm running shoes

[subtle finch]

The running shoes are decent

But those stuntman hitops are pretty elusive, lol

The ultimate CMM outfit

[amber grotto]

i still need to find some good shorts or atleast something like joggers,i need my tattoo visible

[subtle finch]

White shorts probably

Not many options when it comes to shorts

[amber grotto]

im stuck with that black short,the only one im using cus its matching with designer hat,lscm designer hoodie and designer sneaker

yeah sadly not much

[acoustic trench]

Am i late

[severe garnet]

Why me

[marble shore]

Nice girl 😙

[rustic grail]

What did i do to lose most of my ammo?

[elfin arrow]

do you have a custom weapon loadout

[rustic grail]

Well yes, but after leaving a team-deathmatch i lost most of my ammo for no reason

[elfin arrow]

go to your gun locker and get rid of your loadout, as in make every weapon you have visible

then buy ammo so that every category of weapon has full ammo

force a save by changing outfit just for good measure

remake your custom loadout

[rustic grail]

Well my loadout aint that small, so i pretty much did get all my ammo after spending 150K for every category

[compact pagoda]

HOW do you have those shoes

[elfin arrow]

scuba suit

go in pool, put on some glasses or something

i forgot the rest

[tame bone]

Los santos🌃

[compact pagoda]

Your character looks ominous

[delicate bay]

#gta-media message

[lofty yacht]

can't log into online for some reason

[rough pond]

delete pcsettings.bin file

[tame bone]

he’s really handsome

[compact pagoda]

I meant that

sort of

[shadow scroll]

opressor gives you some hp boost for some reason

[elfin arrow]

no it doesn't

the favorite bike mechanic does

[shadow scroll]

i'm pretty sure after reading the favoruite bike thing that you get a extra health boost

[elfin arrow]

which has nothing to do with the oppressor mk2 specifically

[shadow scroll]

and the thing is.. only the oppressor mk1 and mk2 have that mechanic for some reason, other bikes do not

[elfin arrow]

buddy could have been riding a faggio and had exactly the same health boost

that's not true

[shadow scroll]

i didn't get health boost on other bikes despite me basically never using the mk2 or mk1

but on the mk2 which i used for a bit i survived 2 shots from a mk2 heavy sniper

the third one would've killed me if the person didn't miss me

also peoples.. this is why you shouldn't drive fast. even in video games

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/366793590531162133/1328102061929136138/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2025.01.12-21.35-00.01.21.187-00.01.41.550.mp4?ex=67857aee&is=6784296e&hm=b45669dec083f210f27588f6933881aa75ed59cec4cc4e4ae6717be2458f2896&

(forgot to post the video link.. woops)

[carmine nebula]

Maybe but I think headshot should still be one shot kill

[paper gate]

Because you hit the sholder

[carmine nebula]

Pretty clearly a headshot

[compact pagoda]

Why are you peeing pink stuff

[paper gate]

I'll break it down;
• Ping Speed
• Travel Time
• Possiblity to have BST
• Combat Helmets like the one they had remove damage multipliers for varying shots per distance

[carmine nebula]

Not convinced

He's hackerman

[paper gate]

• Get 2 buses
• Have a friend
• You stand at front or end & the other is opposite of you
• Whoever decides to be shot wears the combat helmet like the one they had
• the other with no BST or specialty rounds shoots once in the head
• Come to sense's with the terms I said

[carmine nebula]

Bulletproof helmet doesn't work against heavy sniper

[dense sand]

Yes it does, but a headshot won't deal less damage than a body shot, which is oneshot with the heavy sniper MK2

[paper gate]

https://youtu.be/mGLOih505KU?feature=shared

Still standing

[umbral wren]

debatable

[carmine nebula]

Bro that's from the same vid l just sent

You clearly see its a 1 shot kill lmao

[paper gate]

Remove the mods factor & yes it stands

[paper gate]

Sad you're ps not Xbox

[dense sand]

Because the heavy sniper MK2 is oneshot even without headshot multiplier

[umbral wren]

1rpg to characters head and you earned a trip to the Central Los Santos hospital for surgery which you pay small fee for, smaller than story mode🙏

[carmine nebula]

Yes so I'm right lol

It should've been a kill

[elfin arrow]

no it shouldn't have assuming the person has favorite bike bonus

which most people do on a mk2

[dense sand]

You're not though, bulletproof helmet still works against heavy sniper, as it negates the headshot multiplier - try using BST for instance

[paper gate]

It's not, done many ap pve & be alive

[dense sand]

It is

Ever since 1.58

[umbral wren]

Best GTA v radio stations⁉️
West Coast classics and radio los santos

[paper gate]

Just a few days ago I tested

[carmine nebula]

Why is that even a thing bruh

[paper gate]

The one named OFF

[elfin arrow]

to annoy you everytime you get a hitmarker

[umbral wren]

Helnaw bro hates peak stations

[dense sand]

Saying you've tested something doesn't inherently prove anything though

[paper gate]

The fact that headshots didn't kill do

[dense sand]

But they do

[shadow scroll]

no

you shot his shoulder and not the head after examining the clip carefully

[carmine nebula]

That's cap

[carmine nebula]

Look at the blood

[shadow scroll]

the blood is inaccurate af in gta 5

[carmine nebula]

Nahhhh

[paper gate]

& look at the weird thing on the head, it's known as a helmet

[shadow scroll]

you shot the shoulder

[shadow scroll]

it doesn't block sniper bullets from killing players

[paper gate]

It does

[shadow scroll]

it's been debunked many times over the years

[carmine nebula]

Hmm yes

[carmine nebula]

Literally called recoil

[paper gate]

Is the split moment where a hit marker becomes noticeable

[carmine nebula]

Yes hitmarker is delayed

[compact pagoda]

Are we still going about this

[carmine nebula]

Ok new clip

Did the shot go through the building?

[compact pagoda]

You killed them right before they went past the building

[elfin arrow]

my unprofessional opinion is that it didn't, though it wouldn't be surprising if it did

[carmine nebula]

[pale zealot]

im pretty sure it hit JUST above the building and the car crashed on top of the building

[paper gate]

Ok I'll give on it

But helmets cover headshots

[carmine nebula]

[carmine nebula]

No

[paper gate]

Yes

I've shot at & been shot at

They cover it

[pale zealot]

im pretty sure long range causes damage to drop in general

regardless of helmet

[elfin arrow]

it doesn't on snipers

[paper gate]

It does

[elfin arrow]

according to the game files it does not

only on the marksman rifle, which drops damage at 250m

[pale zealot]

the sniper rifle has a range of 1500 m

for full damage

the heavy sniper doesnt hv any range limitation

[proven jay]

rate the fits

[elfin arrow]

first one is pretty bland and the second one is just stupid

2/10

[proven jay]

💔

how can you say that twin

[elfin arrow]

you asked

[dense sand]

It does have damage falloff, but you can negate it with the heavy barrel

[proven jay]

yh but u mean asf bro💔

[pale zealot]

well ya but idk what the person in the vid had on the gun

[dense sand]

It doesn't have an impact at that range

[pale zealot]

looks pretty fat

far*

[proven jay]

bruh why is it stupid

[elfin arrow]

it looks completely fucking ridiculous

[proven jay]

how so

[elfin arrow]

get some arms

[proven jay]

you missed the fact that it has no torso either

[elfin arrow]

i did not

[proven jay]

and no ankles

[elfin arrow]

those are not positive things

[proven jay]

not in your mind

[elfin arrow]

well, you did ask for my opinion

[proven jay]

but my friends can't beat me in pvp if they don't see me

and it's drippy asf

[compact pagoda]

bad

[proven jay]

why

[pale zealot]

first one is good but add some contrast

like maybe some lighter colors

[proven jay]

I put a red duffel bag on it

and a prison guard belt but idk what wlse

[elfin arrow]

more does not automatically mean better

[proven jay]

yeah it does when it comes to these things

a belt adds a lot

If u saw it u would see how much it adds

[opaque tartan]

Drippy asf?

[elfin arrow]

i've seen my fair share of glitched outfits in the almost 7 years i've been in this server and the 12000 hours i've spent in gta online

[opaque tartan]

That's a hilarious ass joke

[elfin arrow]

the vast majority of them are just fucking hideous

[opaque tartan]

People on their way to make modded outfits or vehicles and call them drippy(it's actually the most stupid looking shit)

[proven jay]

the first is drippy that's what I was saying

[proven jay]

all right this one is a little bit worse because of how hard it is to make these fits

so I couldn't really do much with accessories

[quaint agate]

why did bro die so slow

[copper kettle]

I found the most npc car populated area

Time to strap a bomb to my car and blow

[brittle osprey]

@subtle finch he was NOT about to get arrested

[subtle finch]

Why'd you scare him like that, that's straight up a payphone hit there

[wintry sphinx]

Need some1 run heist with

[brittle osprey]

These are all npcs

Reinvented the purge :(

[subtle finch]

[proud matrix]

Glitch for cayo perico painting

Bag was half full with cocaine prior btw

[brittle osprey]

If I gotta open this channel one more time and see "naked" characters, Im gunna explode

[brittle osprey]

Its most likely just bugged

[proud matrix]

Idk i was hoping to report i don’t have to though

[brittle osprey]

this game has dozens of bugs, and people who attempt to report them, usually don't get very far

actually, more than dozens, but still

[brittle osprey]

You know the deal, you left the store clerk alive.

[stuck birch]

the blood stain on the wall behind the counter says otherwise

[subtle finch]

How close to combustion were you during my funny outfit period

[abstract cipher]

She’s just sleeping

[brittle osprey]

No proof

[brittle osprey]

boiling point

[subtle finch]

Fuck is Claude doing in Online

[stuck birch]

check within the first second of the clip

[brittle osprey]

I didn't see them get killed

[subtle finch]

Imagine explaining this canonically, yeah uh my character pierces badges onto their nipples to show that they're real gangsta

And I slapped some stickers on my chest region for that same reason too

[brittle osprey]

SHOW ME THEM GETTING KILLED

I don't wanna see the paint, I wanna see the bullets

[brittle osprey]

@subtle finch Schizophrenia Trevor

I love the solo playability bug for heist

[subtle finch]

Still awful lip-syncing compared to the other heists

[brittle osprey]

me and my friends are doing the mission now

[ivory hound]

@noble knot

[ivory hound]

How is that even possible

[brittle osprey]

console players couldn't fathom pc lobbies

[brittle osprey]

testing an old glitch

[subtle finch]

"Normal", more like insane

[ivory hound]

Idk what the hell is this

That's the Matrix universe

[brittle osprey]

Weird, if you click this, it opens up misinformation

(this Is the weird activity thing for profiles)

[ivory hound]

Technical improvements

[brittle osprey]

Also, despite using the steam version and epic version of the game, it opens the xbox one and xbox series banner

Xbox one isn't ever gunna see those improvements 💀

[delicate bay]

glitch?

what does it require

a player

to do

[brittle osprey]

stuff, I literally can't teach

the complexity might be overwelming

[delicate bay]

thats fine

[brittle osprey]

Its not fine for me, because I'd have to type a god forsaken amount of things you'd need to do

Im fine if its like 3 - 4 paragraphs, but if I need to go that into depth then Im tapping out

[quaint agate]

some wwe shit right here

[olive nebula]

The other guy just drive pass slowly lol

[quaint agate]

he stopped after

[grave hound]

fog?

[brittle osprey]

Yea

[brittle osprey]

thats singleplayer

[grave hound]

its funny

[grave hound]

but he said burnt

or burning

[brittle osprey]

fire causes smoke

[quaint agate]

bamboozled

[brittle osprey]

rank 401 with absolutely no cash btw

[quaint agate]

ok?

[brittle osprey]

but why :(

[quaint agate]

cause I got no time to do heists

[grave hound]

its fog

[brittle osprey]

close enough

[quaint agate]

I've only spent 484mil since I created this character

since 2019

[granite hare]

I've spent like 1b since 2015. Shits expensive in this game 🤣

[quaint agate]

I changed my acc when i got the ps4

[granite hare]

Had mine since I made it in 2013, but also got bored like 3 years ago and made an alt and got it to level 220 or so and owns most shit.

[quaint agate]

well my og acc was banned

[granite hare]

I should log in that account while I'm thinking about it 🤣 been nearly a year.

[brittle osprey]

1b across that many years???? I spent 800m overnight wtf

[quaint agate]

some asshole money dropped me on ps3

[quaint agate]

legit money or

[brittle osprey]

Clean money we'll say

Its diffidently not legit

[granite hare]

I spent a few hundred million when I migrated to PS4, but haven't been buying cars like I used to, shits mostly ugly cars now so I skip on em.

[granite hare]

Same, had to have billions removed just so I could migrate to PS4.

[quaint agate]

I've had alot of accs on ps3 lol

[brittle osprey]

real, I only buy cars and customize them, don't even use the newer stuff

[granite hare]

And when you've been playing for almost 10 years you tend to buy what you want when it releases so it gets difficult to spend big chunks of money at once.

[brittle osprey]

you tell me if its legit or not
#gta-media message

(my money is shown in this video, but as of this video its behind, I have more now)

[quaint agate]

lol

def not

[granite hare]

Last big chunk I spent was like 70m or so on the arena wars update.

[brittle osprey]

its only 67thousand cayo pericos, maybe more at that amount

[brittle osprey]

I love arena cars, my favorite in the game

all future shock impalers

[granite hare]

Biggest waste of my money tbh, I never use em.

[quaint agate]

well he has trilions

[granite hare]

Modded like a mf, and they're also on pc so much easier to get.

[brittle osprey]

lester gave it to me

[quaint agate]

my character was ugly back then damn

[granite hare]

Oh if only you seen my female character 🤣

[quaint agate]

lol

no comment on the deer next to me

[obsidian sparrow]

i thought it was a donkey

[quaint agate]

donkeys are gray

[granite hare]

My best friend on PS3 had a jailbroken PS3, I've seen it all 🤣

[ruby bramble]

Where do you see this?

[quaint agate]

in the rockstar website

[ruby bramble]

Started couple of days ago

[brittle osprey]

that medical bill was just 1 payment obv

[marble shore]

Nice

[marble shore]

All these, all your friends

[lethal birch]

lmao

[golden berry]

life is hard when your main content is gta online

[velvet quarry]

Tgg been dragging ts since 2024 🤦‍♂️

[brittle osprey]

way longer but it works

[lethal birch]

this year tho

very likely

someday

[velvet quarry]

Y'all remember sernandoe 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[lethal birch]

he should drop another early gta 6 copy vid this year

for the memes

[velvet quarry]

Frl

[lethal birch]

never had that issue 🥱

[ruby bramble]

In Norway no, in the US yes

[brittle osprey]

LS is the US.

[ruby bramble]

I know, I was just trying to put shade on the US

[brittle osprey]

you mean a small fire

[ruby bramble]

Sure

[delicate bay]

lmao

[brittle osprey]

@subtle finch it feels good knowing I could play this, and people complain about tequilla being an issue for them, and Im gunna reset this heist because bad loot probably

[subtle finch]

[brittle osprey]

I honestly wonder if I can change, every secondary target to gold

[subtle finch]

Well yeah

[brittle osprey]

im back to preps for casino

can't take this cayo stuff, or this dumb sub

[subtle finch]

@brittle osprey Ya like my cut g?

[brittle osprey]

not what I'd do, but if you like it, then whats there to really do about it

I wish there was a messy hair in the game, all I want

[upper orchid]

love this mission

[gleaming spear]

I hate it when this happens

[compact pagoda]

Shaggy mullet!

[brittle osprey]

Messy wolfcut would be nice

better character optimization actually

[elfin hill]

Speeed

[vivid fulcrum]

[jolly trellis]

a car casually passes through the wall

[digital vine]

Those are mods on 4

[verbal falcon]

Push them

[upper orchid]

tried, didn’t work

[humble gate]

6 gold and pink diamond

[silk wing]

big monies

[elfin hill]

I wanna join

😞

[humble gate]

PS5 player

I'm pc

[neat zealot]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEva6Z4P4EO/?igsh=bnlxZGlkem03bDRm as a foreigner i didnt knew fire was this big

Instagram

[elfin hill]

It’s fine. I’ll make cross platform

[humble gate]

sure

[tawdry trout]

What a surprise you still play gta5

I thought you quit long time ago

[humble gate]

I recently started playing again

[tawdry trout]

You need help with the gold?

[humble gate]

No i finished

[silk wing]

how much did you get

[humble gate]

Now I'll probably buy a deluxo

[humble gate]

I got 1.85m 85% cut

[silk wing]

nice

[humble gate]

In total i got 11 million

Did 3 cayo 1 casino

More Cayos ig not just 3

[quaint agate]

violette playing gtao damn

[humble gate]

Haha

[elfin hill]

B2b

[humble gate]

[silk wing]

hmm

[tender coral]

I hope gta 6 is somewhere in the middle

For vehicle handling

[golden berry]

hope there's no cars

[quaint agate]

we got abs now

[obtuse marsh]

Hello, Anyone knows if i can have the policrome uniform and How? Also i Like to have navel piercing, How can i take it?

Police *

[peak trellis]

Navel piercing Policrome uniform

[brittle osprey]

They corrected police uniform

[obtuse marsh]

Police uniform and belly piercing

[brittle osprey]

That is an accessory item I believe

[peak trellis]

Police uniform there are custom jobs u can search up on socialclub jobs and for navel piercing, that don't exist in gta online. Only via visual mods which u can't transfer over to online obviously

[rustic grail]

What would yall rate my character from 1-10?

[quaint agate]

Pink hair ayyyy

damn i don't have a selfie

[obtuse marsh]

How can i find social club?? I Dont understand

[obtuse marsh]

8.5

[rustic grail]

She looks fire, 9/10

[peak trellis]

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/jobs/?dateRangeCreated=any&filter=community&sort=date&title=gtav

[rustic grail]

The hair colour kinda makes it stick out too much, but it could only be my issue

[peak trellis]

There ya go

Search up those police outfit jobs and bookmark em if you do

Try messing with the filter for older jobs too cause sometimes they don't show up properly

[obtuse marsh]

I Dont find police

[brittle osprey]

are you talking about the unreleased police outfits?

[obtuse marsh]

Are they going to release police uniforms? When?

[brittle osprey]

these?

noose is already out but its there

[obtuse marsh]

I Dont have noose and the others

[brittle osprey]

Noose was a heist month award, the others are all unreleased

[obtuse marsh]

When are going to be release

[brittle osprey]

Anytime between 16th of this month, to march, or potentially further, even maybe as far as july

[delicate bay]

how uhhh what

[brittle osprey]

Let me guess, you entered your sub, and then got a notification saying your pv was destroyed

[delicate bay]

it wasn't my sub and no notifiation

[brittle osprey]

OHHH, your friend entered the sub then it broke right??

[delicate bay]

i just got out instantly and it was standing there, but there wasn't a personal vehicle map blip

and it also is destroyed according to mmi

[brittle osprey]

Yea, that happened as soon as your friend entered the sub

[obtuse marsh]

How many more dlcs are going to be on gta v?

[brittle osprey]

Probably less than 1 or 2

small updates, rare if any large one happens besides E&E happens for pc

[delicate bay]

my friend said that it fell down into water from their pov

but from mmine it was standing there

[brittle osprey]

Yea, its how it gets destroyed

Its a bug where if a player enters a sub, it unrenders the outside of the sub to allow the interior to be rendered, so it falls and plops down

[delicate bay]

first time i come across this, but tbf i almost never do cayo preps with someoen else

[delicate bay]

but this doesn't happen solo?

[brittle osprey]

it does I believe, depends for the vehicle though

I never tested the mk2 because I will refuse to purchase it

it happens with aircraft

[delicate bay]

well my oppressor never gets destroyed, unless it's sliding toward the water and i'm taking too long starting the prep

[brittle osprey]

Im trying to find a really old video I posted, give me a second or two

[obtuse marsh]

Why? I think gta vi on pc… 2026 or 27

[brittle osprey]

sounds about right

[delicate bay]

nobody knows for sure how many dlcs will come out

[brittle osprey]

yea, not a true number, but we can infer / estimate

I wouldn't put it past 5 micro updates tbh, weeklies will stay a thing

[obtuse marsh]

But gta online Is going to be Alivetill 2026-27?

[delicate bay]

nobody knows

[obtuse marsh]

So os better for me to not start playing it?

[delicate bay]

it might be dead within a year, might be alive for a decade

[brittle osprey]

its defidently got more than 3 years lifespan on it, so no worries, its probably got more than that

[sterile latch]

That’s extremely terrible

I shouldn’t abuse the exploit

[brittle osprey]

30 day suspension and account reset sucks I guess

[quaint agate]

fricking godmodders

[wind robin]

How is the Spec?

[obtuse marsh]

Quere do you see this?

[brittle osprey]

@grave hound

lightwork

[grave hound]

how

[brittle osprey]

magic

[grave hound]

[quaint agate]

powah

[delicate bay]

can also do dis

[grave hound]

fake

[delicate bay]

no

there's a video on youtube on how to set it up

https://youtu.be/CjydrepgRQA

[grave hound]

y would i want to carry a kosatka ON MY PLANE

[delicate bay]

to throw it in the middle of ls so that you complete preps faster obviously

[grave hound]

im on ps

[delicate bay]

it's all possible on ps

[grave hound]

i will try later

[abstract cipher]

This funny thing is surprisingly half the weight of a rhino

[brittle osprey]

The kosatka has no hooking points, so I made one

[tender coral]

Hi wall hi wall hi wall hi wall hi wall hi wall

[abstract cipher]

Fly an alknost under it

[brittle osprey]

No challenge tbh, I could literally fly 100miles into the sky and fly under that spot and it counts

[abstract cipher]

what about without the funny magic

cargobob 2 tanks underneath the kosatka wings

[brittle osprey]

Im one person

[abstract cipher]

🪄 2

[solid sapphire]

satisfaction

[lethal birch]

Anyone tryna trade

[brittle osprey]

I smell modded heist

[solid sapphire]

certainly not hosted by me

[sweet mountain]

🖐🖐🖐

Anyone on xbox need some pals? 🤣

[brittle osprey]

Try asking in... #xb-s｜other-lfg , hopefully someone responds

[solid sapphire]

bring hsw to pc pls

[sweet mountain]

Didn't know that was there but il check

Anyone know why I just got a warning?

[tribal ravine]

two emojis is max in LFG

[sweet mountain]

Okay thank you

[small scarab]

i fr looked at this and didn't notice it was 14 million

[obtuse marsh]

How?

[brittle osprey]

Someone used mods to make that happen

[obtuse marsh]

So that Is do random things and you find this?

[brittle osprey]

No, cheating

[obtuse marsh]

All people has millions, im with leas Than 1 million

And i feel bad, i Dont have nothing

I cant take that amount of money

[solid sapphire]

there are free options

[obtuse marsh]

??

I want to do money with legal behaviour

[edgy anchor]

Define legal

[obtuse marsh]

No ban activities

[brittle osprey]

Pizza

[obtuse marsh]

….

No one helps

[brittle osprey]

what that is a viable way to make money.

Unless you wanna do a casino heist or smt, I have one setup

[obtuse marsh]

Im not playing

Here in spain Is 3:30 am

[obtuse marsh]

More money on pizza than clucking ? What activity i can farm to take money easy and gasta

Fast *

[brittle osprey]

Kosatka for solos - heist pays well for time spent

Arcade (casino) for duos - good for better pay, and cooldown is always 48 minutes, plus fun to play out

First + last dose - pays 1.25m, a service vehicle, and a virtue supercar

Adversary modes, pays quite well, both RP and money

[obtuse marsh]

Casino cant be done alone? Agency Is bad alone? Clucking Is also bad?

[brittle osprey]

Agency is solo - very good for solos, specially vip work
Cluckin is fairly good, just gets boring

Casino needs 2 people, buy pays a bit better than others

[obtuse marsh]

So betwwen agency or cayo?

[obtuse marsh]

What do you think Is better

[brittle osprey]

Cayo probably, for the sake of money

you can do both switch on and off while the other is on cooldown

[obtuse marsh]

So tomorrow i start cayo. Also i finish the last dose, im now doing also the 10 quest to upgrade the 6x6, Is important this?

Is that correct? @brittle osprey

[brittle osprey]

If you want, Id say go for it

[obtuse marsh]

I can earn more money with the upgrade?

[brittle osprey]

Yes, Id say the upgrade is worth it to do

[obtuse marsh]

Thank you!

[digital vine]

@brittle osprey

[elfin hill]

Nah bro… what are these brand new mk2 users doing 💀

[abstract cipher]

Smartest broomstick user

Better when they can’t lock on and dive bomb themselves

[brittle osprey]

Fake asf broomstick

They don't even got the OG broomstick

[sterile latch]

Trevor after hearing Franklin and Michael’s house was burned down

[brittle osprey]

It needs to be pancakes, with very maple syrup, and tea

his shirt also needs a Canadian flag on it too

[sterile latch]

Maybe also a bowl of poutine

[elfin hill]

True

[abstract cipher]

He needs a hockey helmet

A lumberjack shirt

[brittle osprey]

Flannel mentioned?

[abstract cipher]

Perchance

[obsidian sparrow]

🤡

that was so sad

[lethal birch]

Me irl all rhe tine

all the time*

[olive nebula]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1237395755749343242/1280681385027309609/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2024.09.03_-_20.40.31.11.DVR.mp4?ex=6786fcfc&is=6785ab7c&hm=a0d5c298bdef630f05cb20ab8189150eb055e302bb220e99b4696f613cf1f81c&

Slap.

[undone agate]

MK2 Oppressor Decepticon 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[grave hound]

🗣️

interesting

[subtle finch]

People would shit on this theory if it was out today

But it was 9 years ago so the comment get praises

[jolly trellis]

Molotok hangar mission at its finest

[remote gazelle]

anyone know how to fix gta not launching on steam

[tepid jungle]

Out of all the Armored Vehicles here, which one is the best?

[tawdry trout]

All of the "armored" versions survive 1-2 rockets and have somewhat bulletproof windows
I would recommend the schafter, cuz it looks nicer

[tepid jungle]

Im thinking of Cognoscenti, Personally, due Missile Lock on Jammer and CEO Vehicle

But Im always looking for opinions

[tawdry trout]

That's a solid choice too

[tepid jungle]

So would you prefer Schafter or Cognoscenti?

[regal musk]

none get the karuma/ hvy menacer/ insurgent

[tepid jungle]

I have Kuruma and insurgent pick up

[lethal birch]

Galliventer Baller

[tepid jungle]

Just want to have a CEO vehicle to roll around yk

[lethal birch]

I had a Baller ST since it was Free

[nova lava]

cognos looks much more executive

[lethal birch]

And it's been one of my go too cars

[tawdry trout]

Sinc when was it free

[regal musk]

then go for the bmw x5 all blacked out

[tepid jungle]

bmw x5?

[lethal birch]

When it was released with the Contract DLC

[regal musk]

yes

[tepid jungle]

Which one

Like ingame name

[regal musk]

rebela gta

[lethal birch]

Oh then Huntley S imo

One of the best Blacked out Car looks

[regal musk]

ubermatch or how every you spell it

[lethal birch]

I have one and it's called Black Mamba

All blacked out with Yellow Rims

[tepid jungle]

Well not only looks really, atleast some defense

Like it would be cool to roll around with people, but a single rpg to the vehicle and it blows up kinda ruins it

[regal musk]

but why sit in public lobbys?

[tepid jungle]

thats why im looking at the armored luxury carfs

[lethal birch]

Hm then the Baller STD

[tepid jungle]

idk, I just like it

[lethal birch]

Yeah it is a price hike but is amazing

[regal musk]

i got the modded range rover

if u want

[tepid jungle]

hm

[lethal birch]

Baller ST is one of the best SUVs and while the Imani tech and Customization doesn't make up for the 1.7 million price for the STD

You still get an amazing car with a Missile Lock on Jammer

[tepid jungle]

Ah

Does it have Armor plating or just Missile Lock on?

[lethal birch]

I believe Both yes lemme check

[tepid jungle]

no armor plating

Rip

[lethal birch]

Nope just Missile Lock On

[tepid jungle]

Yeah

[lethal birch]

Sad

Speaking of which my Show of my Huntley S build later when I hop on

[hasty vault]

okay how the fuck am i supposed to get in then

[timber osprey]

It usually teleports inside, not sure why it is not the same case here. Maybe you are too close to the trailer

[tawdry trout]

Changing keybinds or get very close the trailer and try not to boost underneath

[hasty vault]

exactly where are they?

[compact pagoda]

Right here

[verbal falcon]

Invisible enemies before gta 6

[winged wedge]

My apartment and everything with it is probably now gone...

[grim lynx]

Does your character have schizophrenia?

[brisk juniper]

Rip my nightclub

Drag scopes are fun

[dusky timber]

gigachad vespucci beach apartment owners be like

[winged wedge]

Fr

[ivory hound]

I saw this pic of LA fire

My apartment is burned

[elfin hill]

My nightclub is barley touched

Gta update where they add the fire in when?

[ivory hound]

That sounds like public sessions event

[elfin hill]

Freemode event: fire circle. Fire is enclosing the map!!! Be the last one to survive!

[ivory hound]

Yea maybe a team to start the fire and the other one to stop it

[small scarab]

this is like 10x amplified in real life since gta 5 is only 10% the size of actual la

[polar elm]

Found this really far out in the ocean

[modern steppe]

Ah OK, it's just some prop, maybe some form of easter egg

The sea monster

[polar elm]

Oh alright

[modern steppe]

You can also find UFO, a submarine etc

[neat zealot]

we still got casino and cayo perico

[velvet quarry]

The fire will get to the kosatka eventually

[neat zealot]

idk if my arcade(videogeddon) is burnt tho

[shadow scroll]

now this is a sick drift

[hasty vault]

That was actually pretty cool

[subtle vigil]

Pretty satisfying

[gleaming spear]

Nice

[plush nacelle]

that was actually nice

[shadow scroll]

anyone else remember the old phone?

[leaden radish]

damn

[rare smelt]

I need 3 for a prison break set

Setup

[vivid fulcrum]

#pc-l｜old-heist-lfg

Check here

[weary orchid]

I’m surprised no one hasn’t made a video of “why did I move here, I guess it was the weather” with current LA burning yet

[shadow scroll]

lol

[subtle finch]

Local idiot doesn't know about the Humane lab finale tp

[umbral wren]

detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region, are you certain whatever you are doing is worth it?

[tawdry trout]

What you mean tp finale

[peak trellis]

Hmmm

Wondering what's this new update

[timber osprey]

E&E?

[peak trellis]

And its taking a WHILE to update too

I highly doubt its E&E coming this early

[umbral wren]

More useless shit than actually anything good

[peak trellis]

fr

[tawdry trout]

Was there an update for the game itself?

If not then only the launcher got like a big fix or smth

[silk wing]

a small one

90mb

[tawdry trout]

It's ee
We have it now

[peak trellis]

Don't think its a 90mb update or my internet is sucking balls

that's why its updating so slow

[silk wing]

the launcher updated basically instantly for me

[peak trellis]

Still curious on what was updated tbh even if its something garbage

[silk wing]

probably just a security update

[peak trellis]

could be

[subtle finch]

Instead of driving all the way to the alamo sea hideout, just die and restart and it will tp the entire team to the valkyrie

[velvet verge]

Money ps4?

[tawdry trout]

How did they die?

Gravity killed them not me officer

[verbal falcon]

Life Expired

[minor yew]

why cant i put media in the media channel

[delicate bay]

need level 5 on the server

[ivory hound]

so What was the update? anyone knows?

[golden berry]

Battleye

[peak trellis]

Got any links to cross-check this?

[ivory hound]

did they release patch notes/

[peak trellis]

Yes thats what I meant 👆

[brittle osprey]

I can confirm that its not, Im still doing the silly things in a public session even after updating :3

[ivory hound]

that's the ultimate limit testing LMAO

[brittle osprey]

what

anyways, armored Injection

[ivory hound]

nvm

[ivory hound]

Headlights are self lighting

[brittle osprey]

headlights?

[ivory hound]

so dose it block the bullets?

but not the light at the same time

[brittle osprey]

yes, both from people outside, and inside the vehicle

Only real way to get hit is from the sides / diagonal back side

[ivory hound]

that's protecting both the driver and the enemies

I like it tho

[vivid fulcrum]

Is this too much gta?

[ivory hound]

bro was playing GTA before the release date

[rough pond]

bro was playing GTA before rockstar even exists

[delicate bay]

Take her down gently... don't wanna wreck the shipment, or yourself. Oh aaaand make sure the wheels are down, seems obvious, I know, but

[ivory hound]

he played it for 671.775 months

[dense sand]

Tula strong! 💪

[tawdry trout]

rookie numbers
expected better

[rough pond]

[ivory hound]

the level tho 1908

[ivory hound]

671.775 months LMAO

so divided by 12 will give ut 55.1 years

Dude, it's too late at night, and I haven't slept for 20 hours.

[delicate bay]

not enough

[brittle osprey]

not really

see if I combined my total across all platforms, Ill probably have a few more than that

[ivory hound]

I guess that is the in-game time

The in-game time of 483,678 hours is equivalent to approximately 16,122 hours and 36 minutes

[brittle osprey]

Im talking about irl time

[ivory hound]

well shit

me out then

[delicate bay]

yeah i also have 600k hours or whereabouts

10 year old game bro

[abstract cipher]

Bro played gta before 95% of the people in this server even existed

[ivory hound]

I have the same number around 600K hours both for story and online

[delicate bay]

i agree with your username

[brittle osprey]

I've been playing since 1582

[brittle osprey]

everyone knows grapeseed is the best

[delicate bay]

no

[brittle osprey]

yes

[delicate bay]

why would it be the best if you have to drive like extra 4km to the city

and if you don't cheat

[brittle osprey]

alright you win

[abstract cipher]

Paleto bunker

[ivory hound]

paleto bay is the Premium option

[brittle osprey]

cutting budget I see

[ivory hound]

This is the torture option

[abstract cipher]

Paleto facility
Paleto bunker
Paleto arcade

[ivory hound]

and u keep driving for the rest of ur life

[brittle osprey]

yup

Probably gotta put some businesses too

[peak trellis]

Something tells me this guy loves paleto bay

[ivory hound]

where is ur Clubhouse?

[brittle osprey]

sandy

[ivory hound]

damnnn

[brittle osprey]

I could move it to grapeseed, but they are pretty close

[abstract cipher]

Paleto arcade with bug stars and no keycards

[brittle osprey]

but I won't, because grapeseed doesn't have the wall art I want

[delicate bay]

bug stars is ok since you can steal a car to drive to the casino, but gruppe sechs... you actually have to drive the truck to trigger the checkpoint by casino

[elfin arrow]

it took me absolutely forever to realize you don't need to use the bugstars van

[delicate bay]

xd

i think gruppe sechs is the only one that forces you to use the given vehicle?

maybe yung too, i didn't test, but shouldn't be since you trigget the checkpoint on foot anyway

[ivory hound]

ugh I'm falling asleep, but i cant let it win, I have to see the next weekly update details

[delicate bay]

they're tomorrow

approx 24 hours from now

[ivory hound]

oh wait still Tuesday

I'm lost

[delicate bay]

xdxdxdxde

[ivory hound]

let the sleep winsss

Ce ya

[delicate bay]

goodnight

[ivory hound]

GN!

[abstract cipher]

I forgor to add *with low level randoms as host

[vivid fulcrum]

[vivid fulcrum]

Dame da ne

[brittle osprey]

don't make me rule 1 you

[vivid fulcrum]

[brittle osprey]

Man wth, this is quite literally gate keeping ;-;

I JUST WANT MY SODA

[brave yacht]

lmao

find a different machine somewhere

unless u want specifically that machines soda

[brittle osprey]

I very specifically, want this machine

No other machine will fill my needs

We don't care for the other machines

[brave yacht]

how did u get a screenshot from here if its locked behind a gate

[brittle osprey]

theres 2 gates

[peak trellis]

His name is "Wall"

[brittle osprey]

this is the other side of it

[brave yacht]

lmao

where is this on the map?

[brittle osprey]

grapeseed, the best place in the world

I wonder if this town supports ecola

[brave yacht]

ok ill look there till i find it

[brittle osprey]

for reference when you find it, I can't lift me feet off the ground or Ill fly away, so jumping is out of the question

[brave yacht]

lmao ok

[brittle osprey]

see theres an ecola sign, but no machina

The sprunk is not getting wins today

[brave yacht]

where tf do u find these

[brittle osprey]

gas station

this is more revolutionary than when I found out my facility had a soda machine

[brave yacht]

oh wow that really narrows it down

[brittle osprey]

its the small details

[abstract cipher]

they should make snack machines actually sell snacks

[brittle osprey]

We should get vending machines on all business properties, and customize them

[abstract cipher]

I usually break the glass of this place and climb in to get the vending machine

[brittle osprey]

#gta-media message

[abstract cipher]

Magic inside

[brittle osprey]

@brave yacht You are in-game right? Wondering if you can test something, in the clothing store, under gloves, do you have these or not?

very bottom if you do wanna look

[brave yacht]

no

i can assure u i dont

[brittle osprey]

The gloves?

[brave yacht]

but i will look

yea

[brittle osprey]

I think those are apart of the new drip feed, I did a ton of clothing unlocks, and even Im partly clueless since there is so much

Theres also some new hats too, including backward varients I won't show ig since its just the thing in reverse

[brave yacht]

i checked, i dont have them

[brittle osprey]

figured, theres a ton of stuff apart of the agents of sabotage update

[fervent estuary]

What u guy think is the best vehicle to do this with 🤣

[wanton flume]

@tepid mural thats the best ur gonna get unfortunately

[brittle osprey]

bruiser is frfr good, 4 people, smashes stuff, fast

[fervent estuary]

Put some clothes on her bro why is she out with the tongues

[wanton flume]

wdym it's the perfect fit

[fervent estuary]

Its the perfect fit for reproducing bruv

U slide that shi down and u get to it

Lol

[wanton flume]

I shall never change

[fervent estuary]

Hahaha

[wanton flume]

I personally think its the perfect outfit

[sage drift]

Where is this on the map

[sage drift]

Thank you. You’re a lifesaver

[brittle osprey]

sounds like someone needs a graphics update, whoever sent that for you to send

[wise pilot]

i have a 7900 xt

[brittle osprey]

yea, but did you update it?

[wise pilot]

drivers are updated

[upper sapphire]

all your vid settings alright?

[wise pilot]

yes

[brittle osprey]

verified the game install too? and considered reinstalling it

[wise pilot]

how can i do so?

[upper sapphire]

Try setting post fx to normal in graphic settings maybe?

[brittle osprey]

what do you own it on? store

[upper sapphire]

what store are you playing it on

[wise pilot]

rockstar launcher

[brittle osprey]

so open rockstar launcher > settings > owned games / library

should be under gtav

[upper sapphire]

should be called "verify game files" under verify game file integrity

[wise pilot]

lemme see

you mean verify game file integrity?

[upper sapphire]

yeah im assuming thats what wall meant too

[wise pilot]

aight

lets see

[brittle osprey]

yea, thats usually the first thing to try if your game is buggy

[wise pilot]

oh

i didnt had vcredist_x86.exe installed

aight

[upper sapphire]

It should have resolved it now

[wise pilot]

it says gta v is now ready to play

[brittle osprey]

yea verifying files finds files that are missing, deleted, or corrupted and repairs and reinstalls them

[wise pilot]

i hope it works tbh

FINALLY

GUYS I LOVE YOU

[upper sapphire]

now check to see if it works if it doesnt then try changing your brightness setting post fx to normal and then see if that worked

[wise pilot]

MAY LORD GIVE YOU PEAVE FOREVER❤️

lol

[brittle osprey]

finally I can use this

[wise pilot]

everythings runs rlly good now

appreciate it guys

[wise pilot]

lol

[upper sapphire]

yeah np

[abstract cipher]

Nicolas cage

[restive kestrel]

Why does MC van with supplies for passive income have broken physics? It floats like this, rolls around on its own and the only thing I can do is quit the vehicle, than it stops freaking out.

[rough pond]

Why does MC van with supplies for passive income have broken physics?
because of rocktard developers

[restive kestrel]

I think devs struggle with bugs because the code of this game is messed up and obsolete.

[rough pond]

I think instead of struggle with bugs they smoke crack at work and drink lean

[restive kestrel]

Fair point.

Living up to their game.

[rough pond]

right xD

[brittle osprey]

tbh the community is insufferable, Im not suprised they do the things they do

[restive kestrel]

Was it so until GTA Online?

[brittle osprey]

Basically, I feel like the downfall of this game came with the mk2 ngl, or the doomsday dlc, then it felt good when casino came in, but the downfall happened once glitching and exploiting became the norm for most people

[rough pond]

community is insufferable because of modders like you lol

[brittle osprey]

there is no modders like me, thats where you are wrong

[rough pond]

[brittle osprey]

see I secretly, own a brick of cocaine I never turned in and stashed it where nobody would find it after cluckin bell

anyways, tony surprise

[restive kestrel]

I dont see downfall really. Quality of the game is questionable but a bunch of people play it everyday.

[brittle osprey]

Im one of them, but we leave that out of the scripture

[restive kestrel]

I play it cause I love what Rockstar have done in 2013. Online just makes it alive.

I enjoy driving around, the vibe.

[brittle osprey]

Or running the game from the shadows

actually facility too, forgor

[restive kestrel]

Lol, why these locations?

[brittle osprey]

Nobody around

[restive kestrel]

Valid.

[brittle osprey]

And then when I feel like it I can go blast past people at mach 20, make them think they saw something, but I've been hiding all along, all apart of the plan

plus its nice to enjoy the open country too

[olive nebula]

Own a property in Cayo Perico, I dare u

[brittle osprey]

but why

cayo perico is ass

[olive nebula]

For fun

[restive kestrel]

So players rob your property 24/7? No thanks.

[olive nebula]

[slender zenith]

Modded car garage

[vivid fulcrum]

Colors are nice

Rims are debatable

[brittle osprey]

They all are white walls, No rating

[vivid fulcrum]

[slender zenith]

White walls look good man

[vivid fulcrum]

Not always

[slender zenith]

Some cars suit them and others don't

[brittle osprey]

Every car in that garage has them, that doesn't make them good

[slender zenith]

Doesn't make them all bad either

[opaque tartan]

Not to my liking but no f1 wheels in sight, so it gets an approval rating

[nocturne hound]

if yall are speeding im pulling you over

[vivid fulcrum]

[nocturne hound]

thats the gauntlet interceptor 4mill dollar starter more with upgrades after that

[vivid fulcrum]

Can it catch the matador?

Holup lemme crop this

[nocturne hound]

what level is your engine

[nocturne hound]

answer my question or im arresting you

[vivid fulcrum]

The level that smokes cops

[nocturne hound]

my car is level 4

[vivid fulcrum]

GG

You shan't have me

[jade meteor]

My starting route for cayo is it okay

[proud matrix]

Different but if it works why not

[civic charm]

It’s a really good project

[jade meteor]

Different?

[brittle osprey]

he doesn't know I put a double dose in his drink @subtle finch

[subtle finch]

[brittle osprey]

you gunna drink that

[subtle finch]

Idk am I

[untold oar]

idk is he

[peak trellis]

Just no

[peak trellis]

Possible that u could share that tyrus color hex code??

[vestal blade]

when were you able to do that to the juggernaut?

[jade meteor]

What do you mean

[brittle osprey]

since always

Its even easier to run into them and force them to ragdoll too

[unreal sierra]

pavel's accent is funny to me idk why

[tawdry trout]

I thought that was Lester for a second in the Thumbnail

[lethal musk]

bruh second target carried

[lucid dust]

bro did not touched grass for an month 💀

[gleaming spear]

[velvet quarry]

Luisssss my friend

[gleaming spear]

Wrong DLC xd

[velvet quarry]

Ah fuck

Tlad, only played it once

Who's the guy on the front? Malc?

Looked a lot like Luis for some reason

(I'm used to seeing Luis on low ass graphics)

[gleaming spear]

Correct

[velvet quarry]

Now I remember this epic ass mission, at the toll plaza or whatever

[gleaming spear]

The street sweeper with unlimited ammo during that drive-by is crazy