gta-media

[cosmic jungle]

banshee gts

[brittle osprey]

Banshee GTS or smt like that silly squably stuff

Spoils, my bank account is staying hidden for now, I shalt not be exposed

[cosmic jungle]

"MEOW" and "FEMB" should link up sometimes lmao

[brittle osprey]

Divided by rockstar

[cosmic jungle]

unfortunately

[brittle osprey]

I totally forgot I was wearing this outfit I totally didn't inspire off a sweat I was watching pvp

so now I can dress to impress on the sweats while I watch them

[wind pumice]

Am aboutta pull a pro gamer move

[winged phoenix]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/w-uCL7iocQA

[delicate bay]

lol that was a video of me completing daily objectives 28 days in a row which gives you 50k rp and $750k

maybe by the end of spring idek

[lofty scarab]

How long did it take to reach a billion? I’ve never made it past like $25 mil bc I always find something to buy. And when there’s nothing to buy I stop playing

[tawdry trout]

speaking of meow, i changed the logo

[cosmic jungle]

can i see

[cosmic jungle]

oh wow

thats cool

[tawdry trout]

not sure if i should have kept it the same theme as before

[rough pond]

idk about 5 months maybe

[cosmic jungle]

color also changed?

[rough pond]

I started from 300m

[tawdry trout]

yea, modded black and patriot smoke

it was highly requested from the others

[cosmic jungle]

alrightt

good to see that i got a good manager lol

[tawdry trout]

keeping the crew alive and getting new members

doing my part 🫡

[cosmic jungle]

ive also been trying to get others in but they aint joining

[lofty scarab]

Ah, yeah I think if I was to grind it I’d try and make at least like 2-3 mil a day plus sell bunker and biker when I can. I hope GTA 6 has more RP stuff to really splurge money on. As it stands now I’d love motivation so fast 😭

[rough pond]

I think I was making 10-12 million in those days

[lofty scarab]

Doing what? I’d assume heists? I think Cayo is not what it used to be

[rough pond]

although sometimes less, who knows

[rough pond]

casino, cayo

I used 2 chars

[lofty scarab]

Ah ye, for me I just join people’s heists. Back before cayo tho I sometimes made as much as if I was to host from just going back to back on multiple peoples heists. It felt like the good players left to Cayo and now I’m stuck with about 75% noobs

[jolly trellis]

rogue was on sale this week
such a good deal imo

[tribal latch]

Some testing in two locations I did a while ago. I think msaa x2 + txaa is most optimal to me.

Framescaling actually disappointingly bad looking. Look at hangar floor graphics.

[valid elm]

The vehicle is spawning right here after I steal it and it can't climb up bro. @torpid blade @jolly trellis

[jolly trellis]

bro vehicle destroyed

[valid elm]

I destroyed that weak ass car out of frustration

[gleaming spear]

Nice purchase.
It's one of the best planes in the game imo

[tribal latch]

Rogue is nice.

[jolly trellis]

sadly upgrades takes nearly more than the plane costs

[valid elm]

Anyone, help!
I'm doing an auto shop contract, that 300k one. And the vehicle spawning right here again n again

[rotund estuary]

what car can i buy for 950k

[jolly trellis]

get out and in the car after you spawn outside apartment

[valid elm]

No, i have to steal it from a garage. It's like our normal garages. It's spawning at entrance

[small scarab]

just do the dax missions for the virtue or get the elegy rh8 for free (or casino missions but i think you need penthouse for that which is 1.5m+)

[gritty meteor]

Finally got my first police car in gta online,

the paint has been changed from metallic to classic so it’s not as shiny now

[lofty scarab]

I don’t have a pic of mine but, mine is based off Texas state troopers, the tan of course being the door and roof color in game

Wait that’s Florida 💀

I think they’re basically the same they look similar ha ha. Point is black primary, tan secondary, silver rims

[paper gate]

Wanna know a neat trick? If you time your headshot & lights at the same time the dead NPC will pull over

Then they'll go back to sleep

[gritty meteor]

True, but then you got the idiot NPC behind you what hits you for no reason

[compact pagoda]

Is that garage enter-able? Also that car looks sweeeet

[stray ingot]

almost done

[gritty meteor]

The police cars can only be stored and edited in owner garages

[compact pagoda]

Oh no i meant as in can you drive in that garage building ?

It looks like it’s from a mission from this dlc

[gritty meteor]

Oh I get ya now, I’m not sure, I haven’t found any you can

[tender coral]

@brittle osprey

@whole cape

[whole cape]

Didn’t know npcs had early access to the deluxo mk2

[tawdry trout]

desync

[whole cape]

@tender coral touching the satellites

[celest valve]

That helicopter is absolutely fucked 💀

[reef pelican]

Ice spice !?

[tawdry trout]

Water sauce

[edgy dirge]

[elfin hill]

How I’ve played this game for 7 years and didn’t know that was a thing I have no clue. I apologize

Sparrow people beware, I am your end

[tawdry trout]

Nice shot

[maiden meadow]

i glimpsed at this and i thought that it was the vagrant. turns out to be the beetle

[elfin hill]

This was one of my best

Have you seen this one?

[delicate bay]

tbf i have a little above 9k hours and ive never completed daily objectives even 7 days in a row on accident, you really have to do it deliberately

[elfin hill]

Bro I’ve never even cared about daily objectives. Didn’t know a streak of them gave you that much stuff

[delicate bay]

its not worth it unless you need the award

[lethal birch]

Please teach me your ways.

[elfin hill]

Also you ain’t seeing me logging on everyday lol

[lethal birch]

Are you good at PVP?

[elfin hill]

In a way yeah. Sometimes I get bad luck and get ruined but normally it dosent happen

[lethal birch]

Sniping is hard in the game ngl

Thank god for explosive snipers

[elfin hill]

Ever since railgun I’ve never needed it

You can spam it like this

Basically just as effective

[lethal birch]

I can see why, but nothing beats thermal scope bst explosive sniping

Good old tryhard days

[lethal birch]

Damn I didn’t know that

Definitely gotta train myself with it

Thank god for my 3.93 KD before they removed the KD feature from freemode, I think I’ll be cooked now lol

[untold oar]

You also accidentally open the phone when zooming in with a scope

that used to happen all the time on playstation

but not on xbox

[elfin hill]

It’s annoying. Happens to me a lot

[dry badger]

Seen this one sick sniping

[elfin hill]

Beautiful

[elfin hill]

It’s more luck then skill honestly but regardless when I hit that snipe my mouth was side open

[celest valve]

☠️ you really wanna pull a 9mm on a psycho that can have you deleted with one click?..

[plush pumice]

Nice

[plush pumice]

Going crazy

[keen oar]

Wtf why my character spawned with a tattoo on the arm i never put tattoos on them 🤣

[subtle finch]

Air Support lore:

[gleaming spear]

Such luck

[dense jolt]

@sleek cradle Gun van location

[tender coral]

@brittle osprey i think I hit someone

[upper reef]

Nice

Here’s one of my pics with the park ranger

Made it all black to make it look like the fib suv that spawns at 4 stars in the city

[upper reef]

That’s how I have my gauntlet too

These are old pics rn I have my corvette with GSP colors

And here’s my terminus build

I have it ghosted with the sheriff livery

[lofty scarab]

I wish the highway patrol livery was higher up 😭😭😭

[upper reef]

I know it looks so bad

Same with how the text wraps around the car

[rapid igloo]

That happened to me

[lethal birch]

bald gooch

[lofty scarab]

Ironic too bc that’s the only livery that would make sense. Instead we got Blaine County Sheriff rolling around in a 700 HP sports car 💀

[rough pond]

o kurwa

[lethal birch]

[woeful trench]

Ready for shipment

[lethal birch]

scammed me by 1 dollar this game is unfair

[tawdry trout]

you should contact r* support and report it

how could you continue ur life now

[lethal birch]

idk

i should end it

this one dollar would make me 0.01 step closer to getting an arcade

[delicate bay]

nice nickname

[woeful trench]

1 dollar less you can’t afford anything

[gritty meteor]

So since I got a second police car, I’m changing this one from my state trooper livery to a highway patrol livery. However, I can’t decide between these 3. Thoughts on them?

[compact pagoda]

Twooo

[gritty meteor]

The green one?

[compact pagoda]

In fact I’m borrowing that spec

Yea

[gritty meteor]

Cool 👌 👍, I can tell you the colours in a sec

[sullen breach]

he works 40 hours a day

[gritty meteor]

Primary is classic Olive Green, secondary is classic moss brown

[sullen breach]

kanye killed himself 😭😭😭😭

[compact pagoda]

Thank youu

[woeful trench]

What do you think is better

[gritty meteor]

I personally like the second one better

If you do the second thought I wouldn’t have the writing on the tyres

[woeful trench]

This is my current

[gritty meteor]

Tbh both work, I’ve just always had a personal liking to all white or at least majority white for sheriff

@compact pagoda these are my two cars. Since I got the D10 Pursuit; that’s taken my new state livery which is why I needed a new highway one

[lethal birch]

pink faggio.

[celest valve]

Typical rockstar. 😂

[dusky timber]

it's super fucked that they allow it to stop between items

[brittle osprey]

click link account, you did get another account through mischievous ways, correct?

seems normal to me

#gta-tech-support, really not helping giving me 2bit quality phone photos, also your account isn't even linked so it can add onto the issues

rockstar games services not being online usually is just a, "wait it out" think, but theres someone who can probably help you despite this in the tech support, since I don't go into depth that far on consoles

[midnight plinth]

looking fly

[true bough]

Dirty

[vivid fulcrum]

[true bough]

[vivid fulcrum]

[true bough]

[vivid fulcrum]

[true bough]

[vivid fulcrum]

Show me your nightclub

[true bough]

[vivid fulcrum]

Comon aren't you the nightclub enjoyer

[true bough]

[vivid fulcrum]

Go in

[true bough]

I'm not online

[vivid fulcrum]

[true bough]

[brittle osprey]

@latent parrot The deluxo not only killed the mk2, but died a tragic and slow death shortly after (due to self inflicted explosive wounds)

Its just how the world turns

[latent parrot]

animal cruelty

[vivid fulcrum]

Only level 6000?

What happened

[brittle osprey]

yea I switched accounts for this session so I could sell rudezon a firebolt asp

[vivid fulcrum]

And why do you have commas on the bank

[vivid fulcrum]

[brittle osprey]

what if I want commas in the bakery

[vivid fulcrum]

Stop playing with words

[dry badger]

Wtf is that money cant even count till that

[brittle osprey]

Snever

[vivid fulcrum]

[proper blade]

I speak mostly for pve and I think the aim assist is highly nerfed against players

[brittle osprey]

I think it would be funny if someone counted that high, I wonder if they'd dedicate a life to a mystery

[dry badger]

I cant

[elfin hill]

So… 3 trillion…

[brittle osprey]

I can just give and edit my money, 3trillion really isn't alot

[elfin hill]

It’s enough to buy everything in the game X8

[brittle osprey]

let me do the math really fast

also for legal reasons, Im just gunna round it until the first 2 digits all reach every other zero, because Im not gunna type all that out

[brittle osprey]

~1813.7254902 times, with this amount

[elfin hill]

Bro

And you say it’s not a lot

[brittle osprey]

its not

money is objectively a small thing in this game now

your average joe could be a billionaire

[elfin hill]

Because people cheat and mod…

Me over here with 60mil legit is feeling broke cause of it and I’m absolutely not broke

[brittle osprey]

It feels so weird when people mention cheating and modding, and say it as if Im not a culprit of the same thing

[timid orbit]

@spark obsidian @eternal thorn

[brittle osprey]

Skullface

casino heist peak

[timid orbit]

literal peak casino heist 😭

[brittle osprey]

Peak casino is running into mantrap, getting kicked out

or getting all the hacks but that one noob you bring in throws the bag

[lofty scarab]

The kinda shit that happens when it’s been an hour later than when you wanted to get off

Pushing 6 hours of sleep before work all because a heli decides to fuck your shit up

[gaunt jackal]

Gta luck

[brittle osprey]

Its all scripted, nobody will believe you

[brittle osprey]

I got an idea, I really hope doesn't work

[wind pumice]

What idea

[brittle osprey]

give me like 30 seconds or something

[vivid fulcrum]

Horse in gta

[wind pumice]

Oh

[brittle osprey]

On a side note, it works, sadly, it worked

[dusky stone]

catalytic converter shows no snow

[vivid fulcrum]

What the hell is wrong with you

[gleaming spear]

Getting rusty at this but still managed to make him ragequit in the end

[gaunt jackal]

yeesh that guy could use some practice

[tawdry trout]

your using ur back camera more often, i see that as an absolute win

[gleaming spear]

Fr

[gleaming spear]

Fighting stick drift is not easy

[gaunt jackal]

I guess he was going the right way at least

most of the time

[gleaming spear]

I had more dogfights against him before the 2 above, he did not pull anything crazy like you did tbh

He just kept accelerating all the time

[wind pumice]

Driving by on an oppressor mk2 wtf?

[wind pumice]

When a warthunder player plays GTA 5 online (wtf do you mean WW2/Cold war era planes are able to kill a modern day stealth fighter)

[gleaming spear]

Lmaooo

[gaunt jackal]

If he did you’d be super lucky

Not many people who pull off vtol well

[gleaming spear]

I still haven't been able to find any randoms in freemode who can use vtol as good as you.
They all either use it when chased by missiles or just use when I have a good angle to lock on

I wish everyone in freemode could fly as good as you, dogfighting in freemode would be so fun again

[gaunt jackal]

Everyone would have to dogfight for a very long time

I wouldn’t wish that on anybody

[gleaming spear]

How long?

[gaunt jackal]

Couple years

And the dogfights would have to be with someone good enough to help them improve

[brittle osprey]

the new titan 250d is kinda trying to turn aircraft into ground war vehicles, like air to ground, but whats weird is it does better in air pvp better than any other aircraft, despite the restrictions of needing basically 2 people to fly it, and ontop of that, needs a good pilot and gunner to orientate the guns consistently

[vivid fulcrum]

Can it dodge homing?

[brittle osprey]

Yes, and it has countermeasures

It launches 4 flares with a 2 second cooldown

[gleaming spear]

Good point because I have been dogfighting for 7 years but I am still trash since I am mostly up against freemode griefers, not really against anyone the likes of you.

[vivid fulcrum]

How does it perform against slow jets?

B11, pyro, starling

[brittle osprey]

1 shot with 25mm with destroy all flaps on any plane, no matter what it is

you just aim for the tail and let it rip basically

[vivid fulcrum]

So it shoots what's behind

I need to fly with you

[gaunt jackal]

I’ve seen my friends using it and they usually get shot down before they can do much

[brittle osprey]

They are a bad pilot then, they don't know how to use it.

[gaunt jackal]

Yeah 1v1s against equal opponents or better helps a lot

[gaunt jackal]

Well sorry to break it to you but the tail is a bit weak

Only takes one railgun shot or any explosive hitting it for the thing to inevitably crash

[brittle osprey]

it has a 145 degree angle of all left side targets, plus it has 3 weapons (all with the degree to angle ratio)

ontop of that you can also fly the plane upside down and attack stuff in just about any direction

[dry badger]

Stfu bot

[brittle osprey]

just fly out of range, it has a stupid weapon range, and your guys aren't using off radar, you need stealth on it

plus you ideally need 3 people to maximize its use

Its a high command type vehicle, needs an actual team, not just some random pvp players and fighters to use

[dry badger]

@vivid fulcrum dont talk much

[gaunt jackal]

The explosive sniper and railgun both have ranges longer than the ac-130

[brittle osprey]

you died FIVE times to him? Retire

[dry badger]

nah i was afk at that time

or probably talking to drowi

[brittle osprey]

nah even my afk player could dodge his aim 😭

[gaunt jackal]

Why are we beefing with lumbago rn

[latent parrot]

They should do explosive free lobbies to see the machines at work

[brittle osprey]

Its the code

[dry badger]

Shit felt like i reached heaven

[brittle osprey]

Explosive free lobbies? every single gun on that aircraft is like double packed HE rounds

[dry badger]

[latent parrot]

I mean hand explosives, dunno what made early warfare so fun

[gaunt jackal]

Hopefully this guy isn’t sensitive to flashing lights

[brittle osprey]

Early warfare was literally chucking armed mortars as grenades

[latent parrot]

Maybe the economy being shit not inciting to use explosives as much

[dry badger]

Cops siren looks beautiful on snow tho

[latent parrot]

More like trying to stop a tank

[gaunt jackal]

@brittle osprey btw when you said it’s good at air combat are you saying it can beat the Raiju?

[brittle osprey]

yea, 1 shot from any weapon type will destroy all flaps, on almost any aircraft for that matter

[gleaming spear]

I agree

[brittle osprey]

The 25mm (machine gun) is heavily op for it

[gaunt jackal]

Uh isn’t it a bit slow for that

[brittle osprey]

You'd be suprised how fast it goes actually

[dry badger]

hi elena howu doing

[brittle osprey]

it can almost fly perfectly up vertically without too much air speed loss

[gaunt jackal]

Not faster than a Raiju that’s for sure

[dry badger]

This too what a gradient

[brittle osprey]

obviously, but its still pretty darn fast

If you manage to spot the raiju before they get too close, you win

[gaunt jackal]

How so? You still have to try and hit the thing and turn as well to aim at it

[brittle osprey]

you just gotta try to turn the left side as fast as you can or else, you basically get back spotted by it

[latent parrot]

Ehhh it was a stationary shot so in theory

Skill dependent

[brittle osprey]

the gunner and pilot + co-pilot need to have good teamwork

you can do it without comms, since the pilot gets access to the 40mm gun, and the gunner cam, along with flares for pilot, co-pilot, and gunner

[gaunt jackal]

Once I witness 2 people effectively use an ac-130 to dogfight a Raiju I know I’ve either smoked too much weed today or the Raiju is really bad

[brittle osprey]

The titan 250d has a higher skill cap, 100%, you need to have a good amount of alot of stuff to make it work

if you suck at flying, stick to gunner, if you can't gun, sell it

plus you can have a drop ship team in the back too, since you can open the cargobay door and fit like 13 chumps back there

Drop an entire parasquach on someone

[gaunt jackal]

I mean idk if it has a higher skill cap I just know it won’t do well against a jet that’s actually meant for dogfighting

[brittle osprey]

Depends, if you are willing to let it get behind you, you won't win

[gaunt jackal]

I see what you’re trying to say though, however it’s kind of not unique

The avenger is just a better version of it and it can shoot in every direction

[brittle osprey]

Wait a second, I didn't test how fast it destroys the avenger :(

[gaunt jackal]

Not fast enough that’s for sure

[brittle osprey]

Stopwatch, since I know its gunna be fast

[gaunt jackal]

Worst part is you don’t even get a kill on the gunner if you shoot it down

[brittle osprey]

I mean, it oneshots basically any aircraft, but it does have some weaknesses of its own

[gaunt jackal]

Another positive over the ac

[brittle osprey]

if an Ac130 is getting shot down, nobody is surviving, if the titan 250d gets shot down, just jump out and pretend you didn't get hurt

[gaunt jackal]

I’ve fought an ac-130 already in my Raiju. However, I never bothered to shoot at it since it was borderline useless in comparison to the jets around it.

I decided to just ignore it and kill one of the jets escorting it before flying away

[brittle osprey]

The issue with the titan 250d is, if the pilot is solo, you basically win

at least 2 people are needed to even make it worth fighting

[gaunt jackal]

There was 2 people

Believe it or not the gunner was Ghillie Master

[brittle osprey]

I mean the other factor I would look at is if they were chill or not, if you can get close to them without them being hostile, you can easily take them out, works like that for just about any situation

[gaunt jackal]

Oh no he got in the ac-130 just to kill me

[vivid fulcrum]

Wall let's fly now!

[gaunt jackal]

It’s just that neither his pilot nor him could find me or adjust the big ass plane to aim at me in time

[brittle osprey]

No

I am not trusting you with flying, sitting in the same car, or vehicle for that matter

[vivid fulcrum]

Bro fighting a level 20 bot

[brittle osprey]

Yea, you know whats funny, the titan actually has some really darn good handling, if they can't orientate it right, thats just the result of a bad pilot

Did take a small video here just to show drowi you could fly it upside down and do some crazy stuff with downward stuff: #gta-vehicles message

[dry badger]

Atleast u agree ur a bot

[vivid fulcrum]

[gaunt jackal]

Seemed pretty bad at turning when I saw it not gonna lie

[brittle osprey]

You are in luck I did take a video, you do need a bit of airspeed to do it though, but you can change directions really really fast if you know how to fly properly

[gaunt jackal]

I’m all for new vehicles but I think people should really try them first before making them out to be some kind of god tier item

[brittle osprey]

I've been testing just about every vehicle against dozens more, I even have "mandatory" test subjects from this server to help me thankfully

[gaunt jackal]

Test subject seems degrading

[vivid fulcrum]

15 fps and 3 shots to die is basically bot

[brittle osprey]

They said it, not me

[vivid fulcrum]

Hits 9 fps too frequently also

[dry badger]

Damn rip

🙏

[tawdry trout]

You got some high standards on who you let fly

[brittle osprey]

Im basically entrusting my life to whoever flies and drives, not the odds I like

[dry badger]

I let lumba fly the plane and we couldn't reach mf cayo 6 times

[brittle osprey]

he wouldn't even get off the gound before crashing

[dry badger]

Nah he jumped out of plane

[gaunt jackal]

Damn the Raiju sucks I barely even got any kills on him with it

[dry badger]

On mountains

[dry badger]

Which jet u use tho

[gaunt jackal]

Raiju

[dry badger]

I see

[vivid fulcrum]

Try buzzard next

[vivid fulcrum]

Drowi

[gaunt jackal]

This was a month ago I don’t even know if he’ll be on anytime soon

I guess I could message him and ask him to let me know if he gets on

[subtle finch]

Skrill tissues, rahhh

[gaunt jackal]

Mmmm krill

[subtle finch]

🍤

[void marten]

That's a shrimp

[gaunt jackal]

Same thing

[void marten]

Is it

[gaunt jackal]

Depends on how I’m feeling

[void marten]

Are you in a krill = shrimp mood rn

[gaunt jackal]

Hmm no

[void marten]

Me neither

[brittle osprey]

you're krilling me :(

[gaunt jackal]

What the shrimp

[void marten]

[tawdry trout]

[rough pond]

[compact pagoda]

Christ

[reef pelican]

What

[brittle osprey]

Whats uh, wrong here, Ion get it

[reef pelican]

There is nothing wrong i just said what

[brittle osprey]

What is kinda implying there is an issue at hand though, specially with how people talk nowadays here

[compact pagoda]

then why say What

[restive kestrel]

I wanted to get this biker off his vehicle, but instead my character sat on a passenger seat, and now I can't do ANYTHING.

I cant pull out a gun, I can't get off the bike.

[brittle osprey]

Got too greedy tbh, you were right at the end of the mission too, but more andm ore brought you to this punishment

[restive kestrel]

It happened because I was already approaching the agency, so enemies deaggroed, and when I ty to enter their vehicle I get on a passenger seat.

[restive kestrel]

I just want to play the game.

But I encounter these bugs over and over again.

[wind pumice]

Average GTA online player's inventory

[brittle osprey]

shoot the npc, easy

[restive kestrel]

I just told you, I cant pull the gun out

[brittle osprey]

Shoot him beforehand

[restive kestrel]

Ok buddy. Anyway good news, the option to "put your character down" worked.

In the Online options menu.

[brittle osprey]

I just say take the easy way out

[reef pelican]

Good

[restive kestrel]

I don't mean to be rude, but I don't think that playing the game differently, choosing various actions of solving same tasks, not as the game intended is wrong and should be punished.

[brittle osprey]

you are right, not sure how its rude, but most of the time, the same actions do solve a variety of issues

[reef pelican]

General lee

[wind pumice]

Nice Impreza!

[ashen dawn]

How do i send pictures here

[compact pagoda]

You gotta be server level 5

[bitter sun]

Fleeca Job with BMX at snow Elite Challenge
https://youtu.be/baxIQAF5ghs?si=w0OvFfwGHw7n7QFL

[quartz ivy]

thought id finally done it 🥲 https://medal.tv/games/gta-v/clips/jlfK3V88e0y5gX_20?invite=cr-MSw2V2QsMjc5MDgyMDUwLA

[tawdry trout]

pinhead looking ass

[brittle osprey]

bro got hit in the head with a hammer 😭

[celest valve]

They are having some “minor” car difficulties 😂

[brittle osprey]

"HELP M~"

[celest valve]

Then he honks at me ffs.. 🤣 your the one who just fell off a bridge 💀

[brittle osprey]

I take it you are doing priority file? brute force or whatever, the truck setup I remember, but I don't remember losing the tailgate 💀

[celest valve]

Yea it was priority last week

I did it yesterday

[elfin hill]

HOW HOW HOW HOW

HE SNIPED ME?!?!

[brittle osprey]

Hes him (also funny you mention this, where you respawned at, you found him nearby right?)

[untold oar]

that snipe sound tho

[elfin hill]

Yes at the airport

[tawdry trout]

job tp

[elfin hill]

He was right there.

[brittle osprey]

funny you mention that

Overly convinent, thats where the interior is

[tawdry trout]

there is a tp where you can shoot insde the hangar

[elfin hill]

Bruh that’s stupid

[tawdry trout]

if you know the tps no building is safe

[brittle osprey]

Tbh, hes probably using a thermal, but ontop of that, the locations for almost all interiors are either mount chilliad, under casino, or located under LSIA

[tawdry trout]

thermal is the only way he can see him

since you still exist there, just not the charakter

[small scarab]

WHAT is he leaking

[brittle osprey]

You are asking way too many questions.

[olive nebula]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1250046748164886530/1320777042983260211/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2024.12.23_-_19.53.24.02.DVR.mp4?ex=676ad4f9&is=67698379&hm=cc2e7354958c77dae14032a755cfa2a1d205ed0e6ca532e10f5ec1fbfa98adcb&

What a sturdy plane

[brittle osprey]

Beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeppbep (machine gun blast) beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbee~

[olive nebula]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1250046748164886530/1320778124740395038/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2024.12.23_-_20.57.17.04.DVR.mp4?ex=676ad5fb&is=6769847b&hm=08ce13b37febc9120852a358c444aee1d0db645cc994de4bd28a7fc216210916&

This is a horror game.

[dry badger]

Lmao

Why were u running towards jug with ar

😭

[olive nebula]

I didn't even know there's a Jug

[dry badger]

Well atleast now u do

[celest valve]

Did Santa bring me a new AK-47?.. 💀

[celest valve]

Did you do it last week when it was the priority file? It was at least 2x as hard

[olive nebula]

First time

[olive nebula]

What's the cooldown on the Priority File?

[celest valve]

1 week

[olive nebula]

Bruh

[celest valve]

Ik

[olive nebula]

The other takes like 48min and the pay is half while the Priority is doubled but takes 1 week

What math is this

[celest valve]

Cooldown for reg files is abt 10 mins

[olive nebula]

I'm pretty sure it was longer than that

[subtle finch]

@brittle osprey You were saying?

[brittle osprey]

Im gunna have a heart attack looking at this goofy ass scope

I knew exactly what you were refering to as well

[subtle finch]

Of course, it wasn't even that long ago

[brittle osprey]

I went with the classy joker colors ykyk, can't go wrong with being silly

[keen parcel]

I like it

[subtle finch]

Joker or green goblin

Or should I say a GOOBlin

[brittle osprey]

jonkler

[subtle finch]

Why so serious

@brittle osprey

One explanation might be a modder may have given me an invisible duffel bag

Cause I was bullying some low level griefers

[brittle osprey]

yea, duffel bags lock all customization sometimes

Im not even sure I have anything to reset player character assets for others, never cared to check

[subtle finch]

Parachuting or dying without deploying the parachute didn't fix it

Imma try restarting the game

[brittle osprey]

try and go to a clothing store and equip a random outfit (not a random shirt or pants)

[celest valve]

@olive nebula

[lone venture]

ik this game is old as shit but why tf 😭

[lethal birch]

just did cayo

[gleaming spear]

Nice

[peak trellis]

Randomly got yoinked while everybody left the lobby 😐

4th time getting bonked

[tawdry trout]

You packed him up and about to deliver him back to the north pole

[vivid fulcrum]

Not bad you dany

[drowsy laurel]

juicy sell mission incoming

[brittle osprey]

gets raided

[drowsy laurel]

😔

[tawdry trout]

Imma drive home just to grief you 🥰

[drowsy laurel]

😭

[elfin arrow]

hmm?

[haughty swan]

just screenshots for the normal chat because i have no perms there

[jade steeple]

I ses

[tawdry trout]

No one has perms there since pics/vids aren't allowed there

[celest valve]

lmfao

He had some minor miscalculations with how much he needed to rotate his aircraft..

[quartz ivy]

@digital vine

[digital vine]

Oh I don’t like those kind thanks though

[quartz ivy]

ah okay

cheetah

[celest valve]

Lmao I told u guys that on Thursday and nobody gave af 😂

[celest valve]

Dipshits

[frail orbit]

My youtube feed was mentioning that
People are increasingly down bad for anything related to gta 6.
That is what 12 years of one game does to people (me included but to a lesser extent)

[twilit falcon]

Imagine it gets leaked again lmao

[obsidian sparrow]

that pic the guy sent is not real

[brittle osprey]

I can't wait until figure out its just a sham, its gunna be so funny

Im praying on every single person who things 27 is the day, on their entire downfall

[twilit falcon]

Well the point still stands anyway

Gonna be funny if the same thing happened again

[ionic pine]

i pray on the downfall of those who dont believe in the 27 theory

[brittle osprey]

Thats alright, my downfall was ages ago, when I started playing this game

I got nothing to lose my friend

[ionic pine]

when i saw this i started believing in it too lmao, so many coincidences

[twilit falcon]

You can still lose your soul

[brittle osprey]

Not really, I sold it

For basically unlimited power (thats within my power reach)

[twilit falcon]

Unlimited power? The heck you're slumbering in here for then?

There's so much you can do to help out in the world with such ability

[brittle osprey]

Im actually doing something, far more stupid at the moment

[opaque tartan]

People are so damn desperate it's fucking sad

[brittle osprey]

I got no clue how I got drafted into this situation, but somehow we got over like 20 people here now 💀

This is what I basically did with my power, I spawned a bus in and gathered a bunch of people while my friend just said boxing ring in chat over and over and people just accepted it

peak pc gameplay, consoles wish they had

we also got a dude so laggy hes the shadow man from bo3 💀

[twilit falcon]

In GTA online, you can have people roleplaying MMA for no particular reason at all

[brittle osprey]

you know whats funny, the winner gets whatever the loser drops, usually like 500 dollars or whatever

[twilit falcon]

Bye bye student loans

[celest valve]

Must’ve figured their cover was blown 😂

[brittle osprey]

this is the kinda goofy stuff I need more of tbh, we are now doing 2 on 2's ig

[twilit falcon]

Who the hell uses a crown Victoria as an undercover car

[next belfry]

its basic reverse phsycology

[neat torrent]

I think I found a lookalike of my avatar

[olive nebula]

Apparently a single hand gesture is enough to make you get shot

[jade stratus]

I just shat my pants today 🙂

[gleaming spear]

Lmao

[vivid fulcrum]

Bugatti

[neat torrent]

somebody said "you look like him"

[vivid fulcrum]

🎩
🍐

🎩
🔔

[vivid fulcrum]

Yeah this is more accurate

[frail oasis]

Lmao

[dry badger]

Bro came flying

[neat torrent]

lmao

[woeful trench]

Could it be the weather…?

[vivid fulcrum]

What is happening

[woeful trench]

Helicopter just turns hard left on its self

[vivid fulcrum]

Controller drift?

[subtle finch]

Juicy high demand

[jade stratus]

Yea lol

[vivid fulcrum]

All that bread and not sharing?

[neat torrent]

Sikanokonokonoko Sabre Tantan

[subtle finch]

You never asked

[vivid fulcrum]

I thought you'd care

[subtle finch]

Modder gave me an "rpg"

[vivid fulcrum]

[white void]

wtf happen

[gleaming spear]

[neat torrent]

Maybe lv8000 did it

[olive nebula]

Didn't even said who or what killed you

[vivid fulcrum]

You died

[white void]

I know that’s part of my confusion

[olive nebula]

Is that an actual human being advertising Mods in chat?

[winged wedge]

No

This is not modded

[dry badger]

Nah it's bot

Seen too many last time

[winged wedge]

I'm not a bot

[gleaming spear]

I wonder how many people that bot managed to bait successfully

[dry badger]

Not u bro 😭

[winged wedge]

Oh

[olive nebula]

Not sure but 100% atleast 1 idiot will definitely fell for it

[gleaming spear]

True, there is always that 1 person that falls for the bait unfortunately

[dry badger]

Damn ppl do fell for these?

[gleaming spear]

Mostly desperate kids

[olive nebula]

Childrens or idiots who want easy money mostly

[winged wedge]

Thank God no one tried to kill me

[dry badger]

Damn

[olive nebula]

I assure you it will work even more back in the old days

[dry badger]

Yea it was full of spammers

[dry badger]

"back in my days" ah comment 😭

[olive nebula]

Back in my days making moneh in gta is literally a full time job 😭

[dry badger]

Fucking fr

[woeful trench]

Nope, helicopter’s automatically drift right or left, planes go immediately up

[vivid fulcrum]

[woeful trench]

But cars, and my character don’t move at all

[vivid fulcrum]

There's a standard term in the industry for such cases

[woeful trench]

That’s what I’m sayin

[subtle finch]

I have a tendency to die whenever I'm shot at, do you know what might be causing it?

[subtle finch]

[wind pumice]

Doing any stealth/night ops mission reminds me of this theme from Shadow fight 2:

https://youtu.be/LJGSwDdWD4E?feature=shared

[hazy wren]

Someone's money destroyed with a few rockets

[olive nebula]

Congratulations, you ruined someone's day

But eh can't blame ya since the guy that selling already know what happens when selling in Public

[vivid fulcrum]

2000$

[gleaming spear]

Fr

[vivid fulcrum]

Never been griefed in ps4

[olive nebula]

Yet.

[vivid fulcrum]

Maybe because my fellow ME players are either busy killing each other or drifting in the new accord

[vivid fulcrum]

One tried but got clapped

It's just rare

Now in every game session I join they have the accord with white bonnet

Everyone doing that

Basically these guys go around the streets drifting

[hazy wren]

Thats why I destroyed them

[vivid fulcrum]

Xbox player base is so violent

[hazy wren]

nah xbox players are dumb

Like the majority of them really are

[dry badger]

Tf

[subtle finch]

Man griefed the entire server and now everyone's on his ass

[vivid fulcrum]

3 tanks

[subtle finch]

A rhino and mk2 joined in later on

[vivid fulcrum]

Even the rhino came out of death to have a piece of bro

[subtle finch]

I've been seeing him blowing everyone up with his CEO earlier, I guess he deserved it

[vivid fulcrum]

Did this once to a guy

M2s, treador and deluxos were on him

[subtle finch]

Must have been a spectacle

[vivid fulcrum]

I got 9 kills alone

Every vehicle he gets in was instantly destroyed

He stayed for way too long

Died about 20 consecutive times

[digital grove]

@hot plaza TWENTY MIL BABY

(it's Firestarter btw)

[compact pagoda]

I love it when this happens

[tawdry trout]

Gilette too

[brittle osprey]

Can't even go clothing shopping on christmas

[gleaming spear]

Is the green raiju really waiting for you to come out?

[brittle osprey]

basically

they already closed the store

[gleaming spear]

Surprise him with the good old RPG 😈

[brittle osprey]

Ill be lucky if the explosive mg doesn't kill my instantly

nvm he switched to a hunter and now we are being kidnapped I guess

[subtle finch]

[verbal falcon]

Presents and snowflakes

[light jasper]

where did i get this thing

[tawdry trout]

You can't
It's a modder that gave it to you

[brittle osprey]

well clearly you can get it, because a modder gave it to him

Its basically just sludge though, I like the fertalizer one, way more practical

[keen parcel]

That's his Christmas present

[tawdry trout]

And it doesn't even ignite
Like what's the point

[brittle osprey]

the player basically has to stand ontop of it to deal any damage

[tawdry trout]

His present is more clutter in his inventory

[brittle osprey]

shoulda been the blue can

[olive nebula]

Santa is allowing you to commit Arson

[brittle osprey]

You can't ignite the that version

Its just a sludge you pour onto the ground that deals damage (not alot)

[olive nebula]

Fire is fire

[brittle osprey]

Theres more solids in there than liquid, Ill say that

[tawdry trout]

That's gravy for the turkey basing

The DMG comes from diabetes

[dry badger]

Gravy is actually fire

[vague cipher]

Ong

[brittle osprey]

@glacial ice This you? I found it odd I remembered that name from somewhere

[glacial ice]

yea

i was in ur lobby?

[brittle osprey]

Welcome to the 32 player session

You were, but I think you left

[glacial ice]

i left cuz couldnt ceo lmao

what was your sc

[brittle osprey]

I woulda gave mine up

[brittle osprey]

Wal1aWay

People just gotta ask in chat 😞

Also Im suprised people don't capitalize on the fact, theres 32 players in these sessions, sale bonuses are gunna be really good, if people actually sold that is

[glacial ice]

it caps at 25 players im pretty sure

[brittle osprey]

something like that, its good though since incase people leave halfway through, theres still slots for it

plus you can have 20 player boxing ring matches hosted too really easily, specially on pc

[vivid fulcrum]

me when the

[brittle osprey]

I don't even know what you expected out of this

shoulda just jumped off like a normal person

[vivid fulcrum]

epic escape

[tawdry trout]

How did you miss the floor on the first shot is the more important question

[vivid fulcrum]

[brittle osprey]

Small instance of No prop interaction with the atomizer, the new helicopter, does too have this issue as well

[compact pagoda]

Nice crew name

[brittle osprey]

Im suing

[compact pagoda]

I love it

[dusky timber]

[vivid fulcrum]

[quick river]

Rockstar made another post today and then they deleted a different post to keep the total at 27. 😂

[digital grove]

massive W

[celest valve]

I won! And it only took me 5 cards.. 🤣

[winged phoenix]

theres a challegne in rdr2 where you have to win 3 games having 5 cards

which is totally fucked up

[woeful trench]

Well then

[celest valve]

Bros got them reflexes 💀

[brittle osprey]

we uh, not gunna talk about the bullet holes already present, in the same exact spot?

[celest valve]

Yea like I said they got them reflexes ffs 💀 so I just threw a grenade at them

[dry horizon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/yiqCIbxgDKo?si=5dWcyIikcFp7W5aV

[woeful trench]

I did the same thing, I just shot a rocket launcher cause I was tired of it

[celest valve]

👌 that works too I just prefer grenades because I have some time before impact incase it misfires on me 💀

[timber terrace]

How do you save invisible body

For boy and how to get it to work for girls

[narrow onyx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1271934292792184855/1321282416039690382/Fight.mp4?ex=676caba4&is=676b5a24&hm=b556646cb1f6e11196366f54c57659245d41c0f5053a71ce2ef34cbe2d9013e6&

bro gta just a clip farm

[tawdry trout]

Same way you save for any outfit I presume

[stray ingot]

I hope this officer made it home safe!

[undone verge]

I can't decide between that or the flat f&f one😅

[gleaming spear]

Lmao

[pliant zinc]

godmode glitch

[dry badger]

L

[small spear]

@true bough L

[true bough]

Zero dignity

[dry badger]

Lmao

[brittle osprey]

damn you wouldn't like playing with me

[true bough]

[brittle osprey]

see, I love god mode, because I can sit there and start emoting on the dude shooting me

then fly away

@mental pasture Yea this was in my stats too I guess

[mental pasture]

what the ?

[true bough]

No see that's when I would start emoting with you, because that's funny asf

[paper gate]

Nothing sus about this...

[woeful mirage]

IT CRIDMAHHHH

[smoky chasm]

finally did it

[gleaming spear]

Good job

[brittle osprey]

hey man, your vehicle warehouse is already at capacity. Try selling a vehicle.

[low fern]

Someone tell me how rare is this npc i found

Sooo far

Nightclub hanger and acid lab

[elfin arrow]

first we'd have to know what "best" means

[low fern]

Worth it

Yes

mb

Eh decent

Get agency

Nah im not

cheapest agency iz 2mil

Useally i do heists like cayo or casino

Sometimes bunker

Nah it doesn't

Get cheap agency

Public session 1.5mil full stock

Idk

U new to gtao?

Right

Yeah do agency and probably do cayo

Ur choice how u wanna do te grinding

Yes

Idk

Nightclub passive income is better

Which business

Yes its good

If u have acid lab upgrades

uhhhh

idk much above agency contracts but 1mil its worth it

Yea

good luck

U got that acid lab upgrade?

Nah im on xbox

Doing Dax missions

ok

U can get the upgrade from doimg dax missions

Think its 50

Alr

Good luck

ok

[hardy coral]

How?

[neat torrent]

Finally, We met again

[flat latch]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/1hlo2o6/i_did_the_impossible/

lol

[flat latch]

whats the reference

[dusky stone]

@dry badger

[dry badger]

I see brother probably try switching servers

Sometimes there can be a glitch

[dusky stone]

i'll let you know if it works

[dry badger]

Sure

[dusky stone]

didn't work

[dry badger]

Damn

[dusky stone]

I realized my mistake
it's a weapon and vehicle workshop not a personal vehicle bay

[dry badger]

Oh lmao

[flat latch]

wow random spawn is insane bad although it is true to name

[idle galleon]

gctf?

[dusky stone]

apparently they can take the taco truck

[golden berry]

Can rockstar look at me now pls 🥺

[tawdry trout]

The trilogy is now complete

[golden berry]

The real trilogy, groove street game was just a bad dream

[gleaming spear]

Lucky you having all of them physical.
I don't have the ps5 physical copy of GTA 5 sadly

[golden berry]

it was 20e

[gleaming spear]

So you are sort of back to being a console player now?
Or still playing on PC?

[woeful trench]

Well aren’t the light bar super sensitive

[golden berry]

I'm 6% console player now

[gleaming spear]

I hope it gets to 100% when GTA 6 comes out

[woeful trench]

Woah that’s cool

[golden berry]

I'll need therapy first, using a controller after so long on gta wasn't natural

[woeful trench]

Baby steps! lol

[neat torrent]

daddy and son

not grandfa and grandson

[tawdry trout]

Hope you will have a better time with it than I had xd

[haughty swan]

man what the fuck is that

[tawdry trout]

Lil GTA PC tomfoolery

[neat torrent]

you got holly 8000lv's Guardian

[haughty swan]

its just some arena huh

[sleek snow]

bruh

[idle galleon]

ye very

[tawdry trout]

outfit check?

[celest valve]

FFS

This will be fun..

[sleek snow]

its kinda hard to do since the telescope glitch is fixed

[tawdry trout]

[tawdry trout]

i know a workaround, so no stress

[sleek snow]

the casino bed glitch?

[tawdry trout]

no its still uses the telescope one

[sleek snow]

oh the burn yourself in the telescope one got it

[tawdry trout]

no, just use a grenade

[sleek snow]

but u die tho bst?

[tawdry trout]

you die when your mask is off

and propably same steps as the burning yourself#

[sleek snow]

oh found it on ghilliemasters vid

[compact pagoda]

Bleh

:3

[celest valve]

2 hours later - - 80% complete 👌 I had to use my cellular data though so RIP

[paper gate]

Would've been cheaper at a hotel...

[celest valve]

Nah I’m going on a vacation soon and the day I fly back my data resets so I said f it 😂

[limber perch]

Can anyone tell me how to u do this

[proven chasm]

The public session bonus would be crazy

[keen oar]

Probably the last snow in gta5

[slate pasture]

Rate out of 10

[wind pumice]

11 out of 10: extra marks for being a JDM

[slate pasture]

🫶

[coarse thorn]

Worst mission

[tawdry trout]

not that bad

[coarse thorn]

It is

Tao keeps standing in the middle of the fire

[celest valve]

This is what the upcoming El Strickler military rifle looks like 👌

[tawdry trout]

finally a famas in gta

[celest valve]

only looks at u if u spend money and even then it’s rare

[brittle osprey]

I can't explain it, but its what you get when you mix This, with this

This is basically just a GTA tavor

El strickler is not funsies

[stray schooner]

end product looks ok

[brittle osprey]

They should make it even more realistic by giving our character crying effects when shooting it, since thats how this rifle basically works, you get gunpowder shot into your eyes when the casing is ejected

[dusky timber]

this is disgusting

what is more disgusting is that you paid $5.99 for early access to it

[neon cape]

Is the Strickler any good

[brittle osprey]

Looks: 4/10
Realisticality: 7/10
Customization: DnF
Practicality: 4/10

[celest valve]

Nah I paid for GTA+ for the 100 car garage, 3x bonuses, and other stuff

[dusky timber]

including the gun

[haughty swan]

surely gta 5 is the main game on pc for like a at least 2 years

[stray schooner]

i wouldn’t know i don’t have access to whatever u do

[brittle osprey]

@subtle finch They used all 150% of the brakes to slow down (audio went bad)

then I got stolem from

[stray schooner]

only dealt with m16, sar21, ocassional SAW, matadors and grenades irl so it’s fine

[subtle finch]

Those are some strong brakes

[brittle osprey]

I have no clue how the npc's did it, but I may be able to make and force vehicles to do it, through hardship

[vivid fulcrum]

Wall

Hi wall

[brittle osprey]

lumberg

[vivid fulcrum]

Let's race wall

[brittle osprey]

my train vs your car

[vivid fulcrum]

#gta-online-mk2 message
Found this

[brittle osprey]

no

[vivid fulcrum]

[subtle finch]

lumfaggio

[vivid fulcrum]

Then where

Wall is gone

[pliant zinc]

el rubio tried to lay a trap i see

[golden field]

Sultan 10/10

[olive nebula]

@dry badger 😭

[dry badger]

You be obeying randoms 😭

[light jasper]

helll yeah finally

[gleaming spear]

Nice 🔥

[light jasper]

only those weapons liveris left, and i think i got all form this event

[olive nebula]

Was it worth it?

[light jasper]

no

[brittle osprey]

You can find it randomly, best pistol imo

It literally is the best pistol

[light jasper]

theres a strategy to get it by changing public lobbys, i have gave up and it spwaned randomly later

[brittle osprey]

I flew the titan 250d in circles around the city until it spawned in, just fly by the building during the hours its active is the easy way

whats funny is I already had it, I just called someone in text chat and asked if they wanted it

[lethal birch]

this pistol event and all that were happening every christmas for the past 3 years, didn't you get that before or you're new to game?

[brittle osprey]

you'd be suprised how many people don't know it existed in the game

[light jasper]

@lethal birchplaying this game for about 4 months i think

damn ill be playting that boring advsarvy mode for a long time to unlock the special carbine and heavy sniper xmas livery

later ill need to do the second xmas car heist

[light jasper]

i literally just did that, and the livery sitll locked

same for special carbine. won a bunch of matches but still locked

[rough pond]

ap pistol is joke for you

[brittle osprey]

actually yea

don't even get me started on that gun

[compact pagoda]

Tec9 is better

Or the new smg

[brittle osprey]

Tac SMG?

[compact pagoda]

Yes

[brittle osprey]

I wish we have a semi-moderate tec9 in the game ☹️

[amber sky]

taken straight from #archive-gta-faq

[sudden blade]

your point is?

[amber sky]

the numbers

[sudden blade]

yeah pretty much what i said?

[peak trellis]

Gta online player mindset in a nutshell featuring: @past wraith

[wicked dune]

That’s a new one will smith slap🤔

[dry badger]

Lmao

[wicked dune]

Btw I hit him cuz he had shorts and flip flops and a T shirt when it’s snowing she’s just a witness

[brittle osprey]

No worries, we don't need a reason, its los santos 🍷

[tawdry trout]

insurgent pick-up>>mk2

[gleaming spear]

Cooked that fraud

[dry badger]

Couldn't get the ss from last server destroying 😔

[olive nebula]

The goober has MG on his mk2 or smth?

He just flies around like an idiot

[tawdry trout]

Nah he had missile

[olive nebula]

Ran out huh?

[tawdry trout]

He shot like 10 or smth

I think he wanted to shoot rog or smth
No idea

[olive nebula]

Probably can't lock on to you because of the cops

[valid elm]

I Circled them by different colours so I'd be easy for you guys to tell

Which one is west? North? And South? Storage area....

[proud matrix]

Machine pistol no?

[brittle osprey]

eh, semi-moderate

The fire rate is way too slow to be an actual tec9, both varients of it

Because there is the semi-auto version, and then the stupid ripper of fire rate version

[proud matrix]

true 🤷🏻

[valid elm]

Bruh why ignore me

[brittle osprey]

I frown at people.

Blue seems obvious, theres only 1 west one, and the far one closest to the ocean, take a wild guess (south)

[valid elm]

Oh

Ok ok, thanks for explaining

[lilac pagoda]

Cant believe this Bs subreddit and its mods

[gleaming spear]

[rough pond]

what the cursed font you use

[vivid fulcrum]

News paper ahh font

[hardy coral]

Rightful ban with that font smh

[sleek snow]

masks works too

[vivid fulcrum]

#gta-media message
True

[sleek snow]

look ma no hands

[lofty scarab]

Reddit mods trying not to live up to the stereotype that they’re insufferable (impossible edition)

[umbral wren]

What bro do

[golden berry]

It pretty much says in the picture, the subreddit asked for pictures taken via the r* editor/snapmatic and he just took a screenshot

[umbral wren]

Stupid reason for ban

[brittle osprey]

you think I could slide one of my images off as a rockstar editor or snapmatic screenshot without using it?

[umbral wren]

Average reddit mod trying not to ban people for stupid reasons continues to fail lmao

But anyway why would they even like consider banning if more or less the only way to get snapmatic or editor images is via screenshots?

Wait I'll check the subreddit real quick for the rules

[brittle osprey]

I could totally pass this right?

[golden berry]

Yes

[brittle osprey]

I used snipping tool 💀

[umbral wren]

Nice pic

[brittle osprey]

I literally just made the sky purple

[golden berry]

They basically want ok pictures without any game ui.

[vivid fulcrum]

Whats this car

[brittle osprey]

The unweaponized wingus

[umbral wren]

Checked the subreddit for it and I found no mention of how to take a picture from the game properly?

[opaque tartan]

Holy fuck, and I thought the server I can't cuss in was strict

[umbral wren]

Soo i don't see an ISSUE

[opaque tartan]

This is a whole nother level of ego if the reddit feels like that's a problem

[umbral wren]

Hello big joe

[opaque tartan]

Hello stranger

[lethal pebble]

Is Lenny Avery realty working for y’all

[vivid fulcrum]

Ohh, I was thinking it was a funny looking torero

[brittle osprey]

back from a long work shift in #other-games?

[umbral wren]

I mean reddit mods are like tenpenny

[lethal pebble]

Is Lenny Avery realty working for y’all

[umbral wren]

If you know what i mean

[deft canyon]

Gotta love how your male character decided to slap a female NPC instead of punching

[opaque tartan]

I'm mostly in there yeah but I still talk in these channels

[opaque tartan]

Is Lenny Avery realty working for y’all

[umbral wren]

I got a plan joe🗣️⁉️

A boat to cayo perico

[opaque tartan]

Nah, a uh

[umbral wren]

wym nuh uh

[opaque tartan]

Bombushka to Fort Zancundo

[umbral wren]

alkonost works too

[golden berry]

For me it's not really an issue, it's a reddit made around taking pictures of cars if you don't want their rules you just go to the "main" gta:o reddit

[opaque tartan]

They still felt like a small box in the image was that much of an issue

[umbral wren]

Sounds to me as if tenpenny got fat and got a computer to monitor some random subreddit with pulaski

[opaque tartan]

And banned CJ as soon as he joined

[umbral wren]

But gave him temporary access as long as he helped him fight against rule breaking

Right carl?

[golden berry]

If you talk about the ban, i checked, wasn't the first time they deleted his posts

[opaque tartan]

Still

That was a bullshit reason to warn someone

[umbral wren]

Fr

[celest valve]

I just wanted some casino chips but now you are loosing your job. 💀

[umbral wren]

What a jump by the Valet!

[celest valve]

Oh yeah lmao for real ffs 😂

-30 IQ at least from that impact

[umbral wren]

So real wait reminds me of this image of patrick with small brain

[celest valve]

Lmfao

[umbral wren]

Add him valet clothes and it's the Valet guy after that head on collision

[silk crest]

Am I the only one who feels bad for the valet and just doesn't bother him😭😭😭

[umbral wren]

W