gta-media

[celest valve]

Me too lmao

[grave dew]

I buy then sell then buy the same freaking car too much

Ive bought the Stringer TT 3 times

[celest valve]

Lmao last week?.. I got two of em last week

[grave dew]

in a day

[celest valve]

I was liek ahw SHIT 50% off?.. you KNOW I’m getting a few

[grave dew]

all of them werent on sale

[celest valve]

Ik but they were on sale last week

Rip

Last week or two days ago they were about 1.2 million each for a stinger GT TT

[keen gale]

NPC’s always chapping my ass 🙄

[cinder barn]

spawned like this

[tawdry trout]

1-0 for the Lsia building

[cinder barn]

lol ye

[celest valve]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO… I’m finally lvl 250

[celest valve]

Lmao try taking off

System crash..

[cinder barn]

it didn't even spawned properly...the moment it spawned in at the same moment it showed that your sparrow is destroyed

[celest valve]

Oh rip..

[cinder barn]

and then it exploded while i was capturing pic

XD

[celest valve]

Look at this:

[cinder barn]

lol

[celest valve]

Very suitable ffs. 🤦 ion even need do a takeoff

[cinder barn]

fr

[vivid fulcrum]

Best way to lose the cops

[celest valve]

Lmfaoo at least u got the pic

[celest valve]

Podium vehicle robbery?

[frank oxide]

Chumash bunker boutta be cooked

[celest valve]

Lmao better pic than the other one w Xs bs ☠️

[vivid fulcrum]

No this some casino prep

[celest valve]

Ah yes

[celest valve]

Ur lvl 20 on GTAO but lvl 50 on here?..

Also tf cant i get past 25?.. 😭

[keen gale]

Type "!lvl" to see what your actual is. The profile only displays 5, 10, 25, 50, 100

[reef pelican]

ahh death

[celest valve]

35

[celest valve]

Going to pick up a 26 with my bro here for the weekend 🤌🔥 shits gunna be LEGENDARY

[vivid fulcrum]

[vivid fulcrum]

75 also

[keen gale]

knew I was probably missing one lol

[reef pelican]

my cars and stuff

[celest valve]

Let’s goo. My rank is 1,244/556,229 players

[celest valve]

You wanna know which cars I have? I can send you the Microsoft spreadsheet?.. ☠️

[reef pelican]

that is not all the cars i have

i have ALOT more

[celest valve]

Let’s just say I’ve spent $740M on vehicles and maintenance..

[keen gale]

I'm at 428 just counting from menu when you call mechanic

[celest valve]

Fuck lmao ion think I have that many

[reef pelican]

if i sent a pic of me in bed with another player would i get banned

[celest valve]

I haven’t updated my list in weeks though.. which is gunna suck bc I usually buy every removed car during the weekly updates..

[keen gale]

I'm approaching $1b on vehicles and maintenance

[celest valve]

Niice

I’m a bit under 3/4 of a billion

[keen gale]

Love me some cars

[reef pelican]

im spent like 1b on cars

[celest valve]

Probably not considering there’s prostitutes and strip clubs

[keen gale]

Where do you keep em? Or did you sell a ton?

100 car Vinewood garage with Gta+ is necessary for sure

[celest valve]

Bro I fucking hate R* and their bs 3 cars every 24 hour sell limit

[reef pelican]

hangar,facility,garages,casino garage,auto shop

[keen gale]

Why you selling so often? I only do when I win or get a duplicate

[celest valve]

I hate my government. If it wasn’t for their incompetence they would have the national mail program sorted by now and I’d have my new console.

[keen gale]

Right, but that's not nearly enough space for $1b worth

[celest valve]

I have a lot of valueless cars like the Turismo R and stuff

[keen gale]

Costco for the win baby 💪

[celest valve]

I got when I was a rookie

[reef pelican]

i have a shit load of apartments, and that 50 car garage

[keen gale]

I won't start getting rid of my less desirable ones until I'm really out of space. I think I have like a dozen spots maybe?

[celest valve]

I know I would have if i would have known the largest mail carrier in our country would go on strike weeks before Xmas. I guarantee nobody will support them now bc they’ve ruined Xmas

[keen gale]

Right, I own every garage spot possible, plus 100 car gta+one and I'm just shy of a billion spent and almost full

[celest valve]

I haven’t read a single news report that supports them

All they say is they are walking a very fine line and they are going to go outta business

[keen gale]

What country?

[celest valve]

Canada

[keen gale]

Canadians are awesome, for the most part lol

[celest valve]

The country that a no confidence vote on our most powerful person in office yesterday.. 🤣😂👌

[keen gale]

I dm'd ya before we get off topic police

[celest valve]

I’ve already got ahold of Visa for a refund on that Xbox (it came yesterday bc I have a good program) so this weekend I’m likely going to go to Costco and get a Series X 👌🔥

[reef pelican]

this death is so sad

[dusky timber]

redrol pressed a button to get 100500 zillion dollars and now he can't spend it all

typical if u ask me

[keen gale]

Tsk tsk

[paper gate]

What mission

[reef pelican]

the contract setups

[dusky timber]

[reef pelican]

the nightlife leak

[paper gate]

Don’t be shy, share your adult purchases so we can reference your “entertainment”

[paper gate]

Sad, they need the money you know….

[dusky timber]

[wind pumice]

Same

[paper gate]

Why not show the dances…

[dusky timber]

bc there's 25 of them bc i had to get true love at the love professor

could end that sentence just before "when"

[paper gate]

It would be chaotic more than now if we brought it back with the current inventory

[dusky timber]

high priority case rooftop rumble

[reef pelican]

dramatic death

when the death looks like a real death

[vivid fulcrum]

I am a certified sparrow pilot

[deft canyon]

My god... not a single one???

[vivid fulcrum]

Go to ls flight school

[twin yarrow]

At the airport on the right side entrance

[vestal blade]

is it bad that mine are at over 100

[compact pagoda]

Yes

[vestal blade]

damn

[compact pagoda]

No

[reef pelican]

what if r* adds skirts+thigh socks

[vestal blade]

same goes for my private dances

[tawdry trout]

You can still do it, just not officially supported :3

[reef pelican]

clothing glitches

[tawdry trout]

Exactly

[reef pelican]

is it that merge glitch that deletes all ur outfits

cuz i dont wanna lose my modded ones

[compact pagoda]

Goty

[tawdry trout]

I got mine from a cloth editor back when I used a menu
I know that you might lose the second character with it

Since your like morphing 2 characters together essentially

[reef pelican]

i dont have a second one

but i dont mod

if u meant a mod menu

[tribal latch]

Errrm.

He's not even in the bus, realised after not being able to flip this over with a truck and then deciding to blow it up. xd

Weird glitch. Spawned tipped over like that.

[tawdry trout]

Firstly cude character
Secondly is that a bail office mission ?

[tribal latch]

This is the car shop, Rescue lil D from prison.

With the ramp thing. And you got the terminator in one of the preps.

And thank.

[tawdry trout]

Ohh
Did the auto shop missions so long ago I forgot and assumed it was a bail office one

[tribal latch]

Grinding them for some car meet reputation unlocks.

[sleek snow]

cant overtake this turdmobile

[lime canopy]

Where can I get that hoodie you're wearing

[tribal latch]

It's one of the new designer hoodies, basic single color hoodies. The emblem is my a moth icon for my crew.

[vivid fulcrum]

Fastest car defeated miserably

[cobalt seal]

That’s what single player is for yo

[flat latch]

lol stuck on a fat person

[tender coral]

First time?

[lime canopy]

Oh I see. How do you apply the crew logo to clothings?

[tribal latch]

At clothing stores, go to tops category and at the bottom you have an option to apply it to clothing, then save the outfit. Sometimes the emblem can disappear when upping or lowering something like your hoodie though I don't know in what situations exactly. The emblem can also look glitched to some players in some situations. You can make your own emblem if you make your own crew, in online page of SocialClub somewhere.

[flat latch]

stuck? yea, had trucks flying in the air because of one, but stuck? yea

[vestal blade]

happened to me too

[lethal birch]

uhhh what

the hacking equipment is in mid air

[tawdry trout]

🤳

[lethal birch]

NUH UH

[compact pagoda]

Yes

[vestal blade]

people be getting angry over little things

[red wagon]

Wow

That’s great 😂😂😂

[celest valve]

Really R*?..

[keen gale]

Idk if that one's on Rockstar 🤔

[tawdry trout]

looked like you couldnt even fly a mk2 xp

[split sage]

That one might just be on you bud

[celest valve]

Nah I mean why tf did it glitch me in the ground

@split sage @tawdry trout I was high on 🍃

[keen oar]

He’s not happy with %55

Low levels are something else man

[compact pagoda]

Why did you allow a level 5

[keen oar]

To give them the most cut to help

But some mfs dont deserve it

[gloomy birch]

could u help me im level 13 or 14 i dont remember plz

[keen oar]

Im not on PC

[gloomy birch]

dang 😦

[latent forge]

For the OG's if you remember parking lot simulator

[true bough]

What is happening

[tawdry trout]

imani tech vehicle

someone is using it as an rc varient

[true bough]

Ahh, I didn't know you could remote control them

[tawdry trout]

why doesnt it suprise me :3

[true bough]

Yeah I never use anything other than my Insurgent

[tawdry trout]

almost noone knows it even tho its the next option beside the nolock on upgrade

its like they dont play the game and just watch guides

[true bough]

I've not bought a single imani tech mod yet

[tawdry trout]

your missing out on great potential

[true bough]

That might be my next buy actually

[vestal blade]

i shit you not my friend's xbox username was phantom0823

just a 0 instead of a 5

[keen oar]

That’s wild if its true

[vestal blade]

it is

he changed it a couple month's ago

[split estuary]

how can one be so poor

u can like 2000 for being a good player

[true bough]

I had 27k and was afk, so business expenses

[split estuary]

oh thats understandable then

forget i said anything

[olive nebula]

I heard that bankrupt doesn't exist in gta, now I see everything.

[void marten]

Should've made the screenshot better and gotten rid of the 5 bucks too

[true bough]

I will keep that in mind

[frail orbit]

I knew lightposts had a vendetta against mk2s 😭

[vivid fulcrum]

[hot plaza]

New gta fit

[wicked burrow]

drip or drown

[vivid fulcrum]

Meh

[vivid fulcrum]

Mid

[wicked burrow]

[hot plaza]

I jus like the belt it's kinda cool

[vivid fulcrum]

Yes

[vivid fulcrum]

[wicked burrow]

the belt would go good with my mil-sim outfits

[vivid fulcrum]

Show me pls

[wicked burrow]

rn lemme finish this mission

@vivid fulcrum

[vivid fulcrum]

I like

But I wouldn't wear

I just like to see

[wicked burrow]

i would

@vivid fulcrum this is my "PMC" outfit

[vivid fulcrum]

Now this is npc fit

[wicked burrow]

[vivid fulcrum]

[vivid fulcrum]

Hey at least you're wearing what you like

Thats all what matters

[wicked burrow]

[vivid fulcrum]

Need level5

[vivid fulcrum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662774504149483550/1311306639399325696/20241127_162151.jpg?ex=6754e739&is=675395b9&hm=1170509f4b487c60e2fdaea7aa4ca8d51b1c1248d108d7fca11a45fc3485caf4&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662774504149483550/1311739633750769664/19373b9016a36-f365E88152F7A03377D.6CB9049A521C124D_message_443600120634812_1732812971229.jpg?ex=675528fb&is=6753d77b&hm=b826f2c103c0401f80ef808bda3679668c3fd8733d782c1fe021f09d40c3fe01&

Here, you may laugh at my mid fit

[wicked burrow]

and you call my fit npc

[vivid fulcrum]

[wicked burrow]

you're literally every rich tux ever

[vivid fulcrum]

Ikr

I call him the weekday

[wicked burrow]

W

[compact pagoda]

Gothic

[mild pilot]

Did the telescope glitch got patched?

Cause I want make more outfits

[untold oar]

yes

[mild pilot]

Then how to glitch goggles now

[untold oar]

bed glitch

[glossy blade]

Glitched outfits are patched too?

[untold oar]

no

well not yet

[glossy blade]

The one I have saved they have gone ig

[mild pilot]

Please no

I don't want lose My swat outfit

[glossy blade]

Wish it was in my hands

[ionic wigeon]

The Weekend from Wish

[vivid fulcrum]

Weeknd

[compact pagoda]

Here we go 50mil

49M to go for the DLC

[ionic wigeon]

🫡

[vivid fulcrum]

I believe

[inner yew]

i am stuck at 45m

[compact pagoda]

Stuck..?

[inner yew]

bored of grinding

[pulsar stump]

Weakend

[vivid fulcrum]

Weekday

[pulsar stump]

Weaklink

[compact pagoda]

Why the hell can't i wear jewelry with this

[vivid fulcrum]

Thousand yards stare

[tired notch]

scramjet in disguise?

Bro came in thinking he was Dua Lipa “You want me, I want you, baby My sugarboo, I'm levitating” 💀

[pulsar stump]

💀💀💀💀 bro broke physics lmao

[tired notch]

🤣

[celest valve]

Bro decided he wanted a second taser shot.. 💀

[pulsar stump]

[celest valve]

Except our passports are actually blue like the American passports (IRL)

Only green passports we have is for people with political careers that travel a lot and get “special privileges”

[elfin spoke]

☠️

@upper sapphire

[pulsar stump]

She asking for a shag

💀😭🤣

[elfin spoke]

ohnahh dawg 😭😭😭

[pulsar stump]

xD

[pulsar stump]

@vivid fulcrum 😉 for u

[vivid fulcrum]

No

[pulsar stump]

Lol

[hollow moat]

https://youtube.com/shorts/EaSb_a-uSBY?si=_Aebyc40AECGeYKK

[upper sapphire]

Thats a wild sight to wake up to 💀

[celest valve]

Buying this was still cheaper than buying a new bunker (bc it was 40% off last week)

[elfin arrow]

uh, sure?

doesn't solve the issue of a bad location though

[peak trellis]

Agatha be wildin

[void marten]

Ready and willing

[celest valve]

Yes bc I can start resupplies from my arcade and they usually end up being in LS

[elfin arrow]

if you're stealing supplies to begin with that's an issue

complete waste of time

[peak trellis]

Damn these modders be wildin

[tawdry trout]

nah, he is legit

amd moment

happends when you use their software

the rogue ✨

[keen oar]

Accurate game

[celest valve]

☠️ tf did they do? Unleash a nuclear device??..

[peak trellis]

Gta san andreas

SAMP even better

I sometimes miss the old SAMP days

[keen oar]

i never played samp

But it looked fun

[celest valve]

Imagine not being a OG gta player lmao

Oh the fun times 💀

[peak trellis]

Back around 2018 times, I could have played gta 5 but didn't had the hardware

so samp was the last option

[keen oar]

People used to play it until 2018?!

damn

[peak trellis]

pfft even older

[celest valve]

I think you still can

[peak trellis]

I have seen players from 2014 era, when gta 5 was on its early days

[peak trellis]

U can but it slowly died down

[celest valve]

Yep just like GTAO (5) will when gta6 online is released

[dusky timber]

not a modder tho

[keen oar]

yeah R* will probably stop updating gtaonline when gta6 online is out and it will still have players around for a long time

[celest valve]

Gtao6 better have good updates.. the more recent ones have been kinda shit for businesses

Like the bail office

[keen oar]

It makes sense its shit they are slowly not caring and focusing on gta6

They are probably starting to work on rdr3 even

[celest valve]

Lmao I’m pretty sure R* is moving HQs or has recently. Their HQ on google maps is for lease in 2024

But yes they are likely working on the other games

[keen oar]

i hope to god they know how to balance stuff in gta6 online, not release shit like the mk2 and then nerf it years later, or make expensive useless vehicles

There was alot of potential for some vehicles that could’ve been balanced and fun but its just left out and no one uses them

What you mean mk2? i got it on day 1

[vestal blade]

part 1 of making a kid angry

part 2 of making a kid angry

[celest valve]

Lmao bro forgot he is a helicopter and not an undercover cruiser?..

[keen gale]

If ya didn't know, best way to do this sale is throw a sticky on one of the cop cars waiting, drive to tunnels and then detonate. You just wait out the wanted level and deliver no problem

[celest valve]

Yea but then if you go back the wanted star comes back, trust me I’ve put the bike outside the building and waited the lvl and they gave me it again

[celest valve]

Maybe they will fuck off now?..

[keen gale]

Nah, you never even get off your bike until you deliver to the backup location. You don't actually ever try putting it in the trunk by the cops. You just toss the sticky on the first one you see, hide until you lose stars, then go straight to the backup spot where you park in the truck

[celest valve]

Oh? I’ll try next time thanks 🙏

[tender coral]

Yoooooo Oreo!!! Whats up!

[celest valve]

(Pls don’t mute me for spam.. 🙏)
For those that don’t know this:
You get these permanent “souvenirs” in your safe once you’ve sold a full bar of each of their products - - idk if this applies to only one storage level but I have 4 and got all of them..
Some are pretty explanatory but:
Space ranger - cocaine
Passports - fake documents
There’s also a cool looking chest near your computer for selling a full bar of cargo & shipment

At the nightclub

[next belfry]

@queen timber

[weary orchid]

It’s in the works

[hot plaza]

Ts I so cursed 😭🙏

Is*

[compact pagoda]

I was gonna sleep but now i'm sick

Thanks ig

[maiden mesa]

Lowk nowhere near my goal of oppressor mk 2 only got 25k on ps4 acc

[dusky timber]

[elfin hill]

2 snipe clips in one day, lesgo

[vivid fulcrum]

Does sniper shot has travel time?

[latent parrot]

Yes

[vivid fulcrum]

[latent parrot]

Apparently I lied

[glossy blade]

Explosive rounds?

[elfin hill]

No

[latent parrot]

Maybe I just have lag

[vivid fulcrum]

[glossy blade]

Then the first one was just sick

[elfin hill]

Ye its satisfying when it pays off

[glossy blade]

Fr

[elfin hill]

Nothing beats destroying mk2’s with railgun tho

[glossy blade]

I might lose a PvP in sniper from u💀

What do u play on pc?

[elfin hill]

Well here’s my most recent pvp clip

[elfin hill]

I’m on ps5 lol

[glossy blade]

Oh that's why

I play on pc

[glossy blade]

Seen this one

[elfin hill]

Oh

Hold on

This is the oldest recent one I could find.

Rest aren’t as good

This was pretty crazy tho

[glossy blade]

Lmao

[vivid fulcrum]

Bro had no reason to flex that hard

[soft bane]

Lol

[soft bane]

Yea that's mine I let ppl drive it

[vivid fulcrum]

I aslo enjoy my regina

[soft bane]

Dumdreary Regina

[vivid fulcrum]

Gotta remove these neons

[soft bane]

If u got rid of the crew emblem it'd look better

[vivid fulcrum]

Yeah there was a series of bad decisions made here

[soft bane]

Yea no crew emblem make the tint lighter and remove the underglow it'd look decent

[vivid fulcrum]

Roger

[celest valve]

… never take a beer or.. anything from this man

[tawdry trout]

The red part is aimbot switcher xD

[keen gale]

Yeah I tear fools up on this thing

[vivid fulcrum]

This the trash talking module

[keen gale]

Trash talking with proper grammar and punctuation 💪

But it's super nice to message quickly

[gleaming spear]

Nice view

[celest valve]

… you fucking idiot NPCs

[tawdry trout]

ah yes, he tried to back up to drive around the car

so idiot from him

[compact pagoda]

What should i say

[elfin hill]

If you are gonna blow someone up, actually blow them up…

[mighty harness]

Humane Labs - EMP Setup Mission Row Police Station Heli

How to get the Daily Vault on Big Con Casino Heist

[dark mirage]

only took an entire day and all my sanity to get a cayo pr 🙏

[gleaming spear]

Good job!

[vestal blade]

my pr is the exact same 7:35

[celest valve]

I think I will wait that out in the distance r*

[lethal birch]

i stole the christmass deluxo from a team of modders XDDD

[frank oxide]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ-TJsswZmE&ab_channel=GhillieMaster @tepid jungle

[pine merlin]

o

[compact pagoda]

where arms

[tawdry trout]

Amputated for the extra cash for the dlc 💸

[tawdry trout]

lil too hot for me and @vivid fulcrum 🥵

[vivid fulcrum]

[compact pagoda]

both of you or..?

[dry fractal]

..

[compact pagoda]

What.

[kind slate]

cringe

[compact pagoda]

Nop

[dry horizon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/_HgLTo1s1PY?si=9yKdGt3BxBeCb-GU

[vivid fulcrum]

[vivid fulcrum]

It was a sweaty cayo session

[dusky timber]

say no more

[compact pagoda]

I wasn’t going to be polite

[green tinsel]

i have a post of me and my car with a caption can i get image perms

in game

[vivid fulcrum]

Get to level 5

[dusky timber]

i don't even need to press play bc this already looks utterly disgusting

[glossy blade]

Lmfao

[wide heath]

There are certain people that should stay away from any visual customization

[gleaming spear]

Fr

[rough pond]

I have almost same mercedes

[compact pagoda]

Why?

[rough pond]

what why

[elfin arrow]

notoriously bad taste

[rough pond]

@elfin arrow look

[elfin arrow]

burn it

[dusky timber]

it would've looked good if we didn't have to see it

[rough pond]

[wide heath]

If there was a way to revoke your license on gta, I'd revoke yours instantly so you'd always get wanted level whenever you drive

[elfin arrow]

i agree

[velvet quarry]

oh wait lemme send a clearer one 💀

[dusky timber]

it's a not the best practice tool tho because you don't get the cooldowns and delays of the original one

[velvet quarry]

yeah i agree

wait imma send the one from the arcade (hacking tool)

[dusky timber]

[velvet quarry]

cant record a vid so u can figure it out from the photo (i took the ss as soon as i completed the 4th hack)

[hazy wren]

Even my dog is a better pilot tbh

Lil bro got cooked

[gleaming spear]

Good one

[lime canopy]

What.. 😂

[untold oar]

you got a crate delivery

[compact pagoda]

I am level 580

[untold oar]

it's been bugged since june

but that's only if you didn't get the call

wait for tomorrow's update

[compact pagoda]

oki doki

[fiery slate]

r* just hate you fr

[compact pagoda]

Noope

[tawdry trout]

They are really hating on anyone these days

[keen oar]

The most annoying thing for mk2 users

[winged phoenix]

fast travel

[velvet quarry]

[velvet quarry]

Interestinggg

[candid tiger]

this isnt even a high end pc or anything

looks pretty darn good

[winged phoenix]

Man what theefuvk i cant post joker laugh gif

[velvet quarry]

Lol my PC is ass so this kind of thing is rare for me to see

[velvet quarry]

Yeah dumbass mods and regulations yo

[candid tiger]

my i3 laptop blew up so got a ryzen 5 apu

[velvet quarry]

U won't blv how I play

[candid tiger]

whats your system

[velvet quarry]

Damn

Come to dms

[candid tiger]

ok

[opaque tartan]

Damn

That's sounds nice but I can't keep hopes up

They'll probably charge new sirens for 500K cause it's a cop car

[sleek snow]

so another purchasable property?

[compact pagoda]

I'm safe

[chrome patrol]

I’m safe too

[compact pagoda]

In all my 8 years (give or take) of playing gta 5 i've never seen a sky like this

[compact pagoda]

I can still surpass you but i won't

[chrome patrol]

Doubt

[compact pagoda]

I've heard Dr Dre's song too many times i can't handle it anymore

[chrome patrol]

The only reason I’m at 21m is because I bought the gold plane and the yacht

[winged phoenix]

mute the music

itll only play during the mission where grove street and ballas team up against vagos

normally you and dre will headbang to no music kekw

[tawdry trout]

Leaked gta6 footage of their new ai

[compact pagoda]

proof

plies?

[tawdry trout]

He deleted it

[compact pagoda]

Can u leak it next time?

[lethal birch]

something happened!?

[compact pagoda]

?

[tawdry trout]

?
You should have gotten a phone call explaining what happened

[celest valve]

Bro literally and voluntarily walked directly into his doom.

Zoom into the car around 3 seconds in

[velvet quarry]

Poor soul

[celest valve]

Lmao it was funny asf

[sullen forge]

Can you post funny youtube videos here?

gta related ofc

[shy ember]

pretty sure yeah

[frank oxide]

my team died so many times during this fucking heist that we lost 800k from our take...

i died 0 times

found myself in the goat lui calibres lobby. the moment i join him he kills like 4 people at once LMFAO

[deft canyon]

Me on yet another fresh account

[rare yacht]

holy shit it finally happened

totally worth it

[celest valve]

What needing to defend a MC business or the forged doc business?

[rare yacht]

defending a business

this is like the 2nd time its happened

[celest valve]

Really?!?… ffs you should meet me then lmao 🤣 I’m not joking I avoid being registered as a MC unless I’m in a safe house bc if I’m outside, 2-3 mins later I’m getting a call from Lester telling me I need to defend a business.

Every fucking time

[rare yacht]

tbf im almost never an mc pres so thats why

[celest valve]

Ah then that’s why

[rare yacht]

i dont think im gonna catch up

i did it

barely fucking reaching 60

[golden basin]

how do u have that crosshair at the end

[soft bane]

@cold atlas

[elfin hill]

It’s something you can change in settings.

The difference between an actual tryhard and wannabes. Rule of thumb don’t jump someone you don’t know.

Even told them before we started to just not because they jumped me, got a few good hits in then their ego got the better of them and that’s when the “I’m better” shit started. I told them I don’t have beef with them and left, they chased me down spammed mk2 at me so actually 6-8 of those kills they have on me are due to op mk2

[celest valve]

LMFAO rip.. 🤣

[amber sky]

say whatever you want about this game. can't deny the meme-ability

[hazy wren]

Use bst to have an advantage

[tawdry trout]

In Display settings - Crosshair change that to complex

[vestal wolf]

is this normal response?

[river zinc]

lmfao

[olive nebula]

Oh come on, seriously???

[vivid fulcrum]

They shut you down with money

[lethal birch]

wich patch is this?

[gaunt jackal]

It ain’t that serious

[sleek snow]

really i could get a million from either casino or cayo

or 2 cluckin bell raid

[compact pagoda]

Next time censor those wheels

Also the collectibles will give you 1mil back at least

[pearl lake]

Better off using a website ngl

AC-130

[charred vine]

I can never remember which ones I have and ones I don’t

[untold oar]

most bot response ever

[hardy epoch]

use snack while riding the bike

[amber sky]

the worst part of this update:

[sleek snow]

hmm

hopefully isnt bad

[compact pagoda]

fast travel

[tawdry trout]

Finally
Budget job tp

[golden berry]

at that point casino also had fast travel

[sleek snow]

if only it had bulletproof windows

[compact pagoda]

New mission ?

[sleek snow]

yeah

brute force file

it had 316k pay

oh

nice they got together

[compact pagoda]

aww ewww

[sleek snow]

ya also got this outfit when u complete it

[tawdry trout]

Russian cosplays are now more possible

And easier to do

[sleek snow]

golden scarab

[upper briar]

If your not aware the following Drift tune cars were not upgradeable even after being changed we will fix this later today in a hotfix so please be patient very sorry for this inconvenience but it will be fixed (Xbox only)

[prime orchid]

rockstar be unlocking brainrot "sagma" "sigma"

[compact pagoda]

?

[pearl lake]

New aircraft footage

[prime orchid]

store name

[tawdry trout]

Not the bombushka replacement

[pearl lake]

Will be missed

Bombushka too op

[tawdry trout]

Why not just buff instead of replacing it

[untold oar]

so how's the dlc

is it anything worth it

[sleek snow]

umm you get 316k for finishing brute force file

[tawdry trout]

The fast travel is the only thing "worth"
Even tho job tp exists for years

[untold oar]

People said there were only 6 locations

[sleek snow]

the setups arent hard some setups are just take near the desert

[untold oar]

but isn't that only weekly

[tawdry trout]

These were the options

[sleek snow]

yeah

[tawdry trout]

Bail office payment with agency missions
Really did the jobs now

[vivid fulcrum]

New tryhard drip unlocked

[sleek snow]

atleast maude wouldnt buzz my phone now

[vivid fulcrum]

Master who?

[golden berry]

At least we know you never watched the tv

[vivid fulcrum]

I think I'm good

[tawdry trout]

Looks like an awesome Russians spekops

Or at least somewhat similar

[vivid fulcrum]

Gotta love Russia

[tawdry trout]

I absolutely do

[glossy blade]

Absolutely love Russians

[tawdry trout]

@jagged ledge those are the fast travel options

[wraith moth]

Casually parking my Tula on top of the cargo plane mid-flight. Also pretty funny when the cargo plane disappeared after the cutscene played and my Tula was just stuck hovering in the air for a second like a Looney Tunes character

[dusky timber]

[keen hemlock]

What the hell, why is it so massive

[rich jolt]

'

Best update ever we got a new haircut

[lethal birch]

YES

[rich jolt]

gonna look good on females too

[lethal birch]

im gonna be a pretty princess

[dawn raven]

That haircut is great for the 2008 joker look

[rich jolt]

the Female's is beautiful oh my god

[elfin hill]

I don’t need bst lol it’s a whimpy tatic, one I only use if they use it.

[elfin hill]

Who said it was? I’m just highlighting how people’s ego can actually embarrass them in the end

[shadow quest]

make up toots ?

[ocean wharf]

The new update got me like...

[rich jolt]

broo I'm simping for my own character

[rich jolt]

Blusher is Round, Eye make up is Vamp

Make sure the blusher is her same skin tone or at least close to it to make her look younger

[golden berry]

too incompatible with my character

[rich jolt]

she's cute I'm dead

[sleek snow]

ive been thinking of making a fem character too

but i dont have the time to grind

[ocean wharf]

you share your bank account with all accounts and properties

[rich jolt]

They share bank accounts and if you make a new one, you can match your character's level to your current character

[rich jolt]

Not the properties, you don't share that

[elfin hill]

Thing is, easy to assume it’s a wannabe cuz what tryhard uses a preset outfit lol. Almost all of them make their own

[ocean wharf]

I remember you before you was a wannabe when you just was

[sleek snow]

so i keep the money and only the money?

maybe if i reached 100mil ill do it

drinking this restores your health

[rich jolt]

That's what I did

But I liked the idea of grinding up to where my character is at again

[compact pagoda]

The mullet is still the best cut

Shaggy Mullet #1

[rich jolt]

Well at least I have more options, I frequently change my appearance lmao

[celest valve]

For how much money? 100K?..

Police brutality 2.0 ffs

[dull viper]

I'm sorry, what? am I seeing this right? Bethesda, is that you?

[compact pagoda]

?

[dull viper]

?

[compact pagoda]

What’s so Bethesda’y about that image

[vivid fulcrum]

I am not that deep in the tryhard lore

[vivid fulcrum]

I remember you before
Who the hell are you?!

[chrome patrol]

Utter wo…

[vivid fulcrum]

Fit kinda nice ngl

[rich jolt]

How do I spoiler tag images

[rare yacht]

the first one

[rich jolt]

crap im dumb hahaah Thank you

BTW this is cute, only look if you bought the garment factory and have done at least 1 robbery

[rare yacht]

lesters over here getting more pussy than 100% of gta players

[ocean wharf]

It's Tonya's voiceline

[gleaming spear]

I love that Lester found happiness and enjoying retirement but also kinda sad we are probably never going to see him again for another heist if we get a new one in the future

[rich jolt]

True, happy for him.

[rich jolt]

If it's in the future I hope it's Michael telling us what to do, he's the only one who hasn't showed up in GTAO and Ned Luke went to LA to do some work so 🤷 okay maybe I'm running too wild on this but I'm on hopium here🙏

[vivid fulcrum]

Sorry homie
You may proceed with your cooking

[gleaming spear]

Michael telling us what to do in a future heist would be cool but I think it's for your own best that you should get off that hopium immediately

[sleek snow]

it has 2 sources of light yet only like 1 light bulb

[elfin hill]

Skill issue L moment+ ratio lzzzz cry 3-0

[rich jolt]

even if it's not heists, at least the chance of Michael returning in GTA is nice. 🙏

[gleaming spear]

I agree

[vivid fulcrum]

[frail oasis]

I love this car

[tawdry trout]

massive spoiler

[frail oasis]

?

[twilit falcon]

That thing on the back of the car

[subtle canopy]

what to do??

[frank oxide]

Using snacks won't bring back the 800k

[charred vine]

@gloomy flicker you can’t sell from the basic terminal

And you can buy supplies with the master terminal

[velvet quarry]

and I remember u and JB when yall were dope heads, shit changes

[kindred oracle]

[dusky timber]

it comes like that off the production line

i removed all the amenities off mine, it's like base spec now

[lethal birch]

it’ll stop you from dying

[tawdry trout]

He is one of em when he sees a griefer, it's all over and there is nothing he can do about it

[lethal birch]

money grinding 💔

[mossy sky]

lol

[dawn shuttle]

Cannot wait for this

Hope its more than the Bombuska

[golden berry]

if there's no npc screaming "titan 250 above" then it's not worth anything

[gleaming spear]

Same here, I can't wait for it and also the McKenzie airfield missions

[tawdry trout]

its gonna replace my beloved bombushka

[brittle osprey]

I cant wait to get strafe runned because I looked at a dude wrong so he goes full commando with this

[neat cairn]

This is nuts

The Duke O' Death really benefits it for sure

I own like 90% of these lol

[vivid fulcrum]

Does this mean all of these are available to buy?

[neat cairn]

Well some are yes

But that list is for Missile Lock on jammers

[true bough]

Left my Xbox on and these people stayed here all night, poor guys

[golden berry]

I'm too good for amunation

btw i need help call someone pls

[subtle canopy]

so no more heists?

[mossy sky]

lol, that’s what I thought, be he keeps bugging about hitting the casino.

[subtle canopy]

sad fr

[dusky timber]

you and other people don't realize that according to the lore, you're the only one who these people contact and your teammates are just the people you know who you trust enough to do the job with you

so in the universe that your character lives in, you haven't done the casino yet

now that i typed allat, i realize that technically lester still works with you when you buy a heist at the board so he gotta be in his hq still

yeah that part doesn't make as much sense

[vivid fulcrum]

So he shouldn't have sent the email

[tawdry trout]

|| it also has a tank canon and appearently same armor as the bombushka || the bombushka 2.0 goes hard

[lunar basin]

What about the DH-7 Iron Mule

[tawdry trout]

what is that

[cosmic jungle]

whats this?

[lunar basin]

A new helicopter from the agent of sabotage dlc (it will probably be added in some week)

[tawdry trout]

not sure, i just saw them from soneoen leaking it

[lunar basin]

Me too

[tawdry trout]

if you have pics post them here, just make sure to spoiler them like i did

[tawdry trout]

misslie lock on jammer avaible cars

[cosmic jungle]

ohh

[lunar basin]

I doesn't have pics of it but from the video I watch it look cool

[acoustic blade]

damn they actually added an AC-130

[tawdry trout]

just realised, congratz on your bronze premiuim :D

[cosmic jungle]

fhanx

[tawdry trout]

this brought me in actual tears
its over for the entire lobby ✨

[stone carbon]

the 105 shoots too slowly n doesnt have enough blast radius to be good methinks

[tawdry trout]

agreed

maybe not the blast radius, that should be good against smaller quicker targets like motorcycles/starling/mk2

[stone carbon]

inshallah i hope its got countermeasures and decent armor

same with the sikorsky

[tawdry trout]

armor i heard its the same as the bombuhka and it will have countermeasure

[stone carbon]

isnt the bombushka armor absolute piss

[tawdry trout]

every new aircrfat without the stealth feature has it#

[tawdry trout]

3 homing ish

they buffed it a while ago

[stone carbon]

so yea trash

[tawdry trout]

i hope thermal works with it and they wont have a chace to look at the direction

[stone carbon]

evil

i remember terrorizing opressor nerds with the godmode bombushk

[lofty scarab]

Hit a on my way to my arcade

[keen hemlock]

Can the back open

[stone carbon]

Im not sure probably

[cyan crag]

What about the speed and the armor

[stone carbon]

Armor is supposed to be the same as bombuska but idk about sperd

[cyan crag]

Damn thats kinda lame

I hope it will have some good countermeasures

That give this cool wings effect

It could disable lock on for like 10 seconds maybe

[obsidian sparrow]

oh my god no

i did not need to be reminded of that

[celest valve]

Lmao alr thanks fire 😆

[frail oasis]

What does it do

[stone carbon]

blows people up

and flys

[frail oasis]

So it’s an Avenger/b11?

[cyan crag]

Kinda like like avenger

But i hope will be better at something than avenger

Cuz if the armor is like bombushka then it would kinda suck against avenger

Cuz i doubt its gonna be faster than avenger

Not to mention lack of vtol

[frail oasis]

What about the ww2 plane will it be better than the rouge 😃🤔

[cyan crag]

Maybe the guns will have huge range/thermal

[dense jolt]

Ignore this people, the person who needs to see it will do. @thorny berry

[cyan crag]

Its ww2 planes, idk how would you want it to be better lol

[frail oasis]

Well it looks cooler so 🤷

[cyan crag]

Nokota looks better

It even has these cool liveries

[frail oasis]

Better Turning radius and mgs

The rouges is already good so I would say speed when going up or down which I believe it lacks otherwise it’s a good little plane

[frail oasis]

So it’s it a slow tankeir version of the avenger with the firepower of the b11

[tawdry trout]

or a slightly better version of the bombushka

[frail oasis]

Never used it

[tawdry trout]

depends really how your perspective is

[tawdry trout]

not suprised

almost noones knows its existens of how bad it is

[dense jolt]

Buy Raiju? 🥺 🙏

[frail oasis]

I have it I’m better with the rouge

It doesn’t turn right for me

[dense jolt]

[obsidian sparrow]

what a sad cayo

[neat cairn]

List of Missile lock on jammer upgrades for cars

[trail fractal]

i swear that looks like it says coke storage

[compact pagoda]

It doess

[brittle osprey]

the city is not telling the full truth so it seems, there is alot of writings around buildings and stuff simular to this, or its just the "crazy place" writing

[trail fractal]

found it

[next belfry]

bwomp

[true bough]

[charred vine]

@next belfry terrorbyte the fucking goat

[next belfry]

sweet

can u only have one upgrade at a time?

[charred vine]

No I only bought one

You can buy all of them

[brittle osprey]

glorified arcade

[charred vine]

Can you put the arcade on wheels tho

[brittle osprey]

On pc yea

it'd be way easier than you'd imagine tbh

[charred vine]

Terrorbyte cooler tho

[lethal birch]

yo why cant I send images in here

[brittle osprey]

You need level 5

#information message

Your already actually really close considering your level right now

[lethal birch]

I thought I was higher tbh

[next belfry]

i shoota the mk2

[charred vine]

@tulip delta

[tulip delta]

Ooooo

[next belfry]

hat

[charred vine]

Hat 🎩

[gleaming spear]

Good job

[next belfry]

thamks

darn forgot add msuic

[frank oxide]

literally just running around for fun spaced out. see a jet and blindly take a well estimated shot

[frank oxide]

railgun is the goat

[frail oasis]

White b11?

[brittle osprey]

I feel like white is fairly standard for alot of b11's

[next belfry]

bunny 11

[frail oasis]

🤣

[dusky timber]

[real cargo]

new police outfits (2nd image credit TezFunz2 via Twitter/X)

[brittle osprey]

that character looks like he works for a cashier at a cluckin bell

still probably the most deadly person in los santos

[real cargo]

been wanting to change the appearance for a long time but never had any ideas for it 😭

[obsidian sparrow]

wow thats an ugly ass dude

[brittle osprey]

for some reason when you got to the moto outfit, it looks like his cheeks on his face extended making him look more chubby

[real cargo]

ye I noticed that 😭

[brittle osprey]

somehow he looks like he has the face of a 7 year old with a middle aged body, I could go on and on about this dude, somehow he looks perfect for los santos

probably the eyes

[real cargo]

[true bough]

for #gta-online

[brittle osprey]

not even painted? Or with the door open showing the inside packed to the brim with players in random vehicles and the one dude who brought a bus crushing everyone else?

[true bough]

I just want to be able to buy it

Would fit VI better tho since it has a bigger map, if it was faster and had bigger bombs it would be nice

[next belfry]

ac130 above

not my video bt dubs

[brittle osprey]

yea I was about to say, they've def never flown an ac130 in a combat sim before

That is heavily incorrect formation

[forest current]

Why did that happen?

[brittle osprey]

modders, surge time

[forest current]

What's surge time

[neon jungle]

@lethal birch this thing, lmao

[lethal birch]

Oh that looks ass

Need something like atomizer

A atomizer mini gun

[neon jungle]

they NEED to put the atomzier back in the gun store.

[cyan crag]

What

The font 😭

[ancient kraken]

I changed the language

[marble sentinel]

feel like it took ages lmao

[vivid fulcrum]

Rang📲

Respectfully to your language

[keen gale]

@trail peak

[tawdry trout]

Everyday I'm more excited for the thing I always feared about

[stone carbon]

ac130 my beloved

[vivid fulcrum]

Avenger mk0.5

[marble sentinel]

ik lmao

[dawn shuttle]

Is that actual gameplay of the Titan 240?

[stone carbon]

ye

[cyan crag]

Hows the range on it

Wait how tf do you use it if youre on xbox

[dawn shuttle]

Controller on PC

Also, how are the other weapons?

And is it just Bombuska re-skinned?

[stone carbon]

range for the autocannon looks to be roughly 75 meters by the looks of things

[dawn shuttle]

75 meters lol

Useless plane again

Have to be nearly on the runway to hit someone then

[stone carbon]

the 20mm i think has the same range as the bombushka and the 105 is just too slow and too small of a blast radius to be worth using tbh

[dawn shuttle]

Do you have footage of the new heli?

[stone carbon]

i dont own any of the clips im posting im just getting information from other people

[dawn shuttle]

Have you found any then

[stone carbon]

some dude on yt posted a vid of him flying it around

it looks to have a merryweather paintjob

[dawn shuttle]

Hope we can customise it as we want

Cause it looks dope as hell

[stone carbon]

ye im suprised no modders have made any customization videos on it yet like they usually do

[dawn shuttle]

I am just wondering, why does rockstar always put the vehicles into the files with updates, they know they will be leaked

I get that its more “smooth” than having to constant update

[stone carbon]

because they know people will leak it and people will play the game to afford the cool thing they want

[dawn shuttle]

So basically purposely subtle marketing and manipulation

[stone carbon]

thats my guess

[dawn shuttle]

Teasing us

[untold oar]

why do you hate it lol

[dawn shuttle]

Cause I like surprises

[untold oar]

well it isn't exactly a surprise when it's just an average car

[stone carbon]

probably the same reason they dont release trailer 2 for gta 6 bc they know ppl are feinding for it

[dawn shuttle]

I am talking about having a whole AC130 added

After 10 years of wait

[stone carbon]

und ch53 ☝️

[dawn shuttle]

Deutsch?

[stone carbon]

na

[dawn shuttle]

Ah

Just how you say “and” in German

[stone carbon]

ich bin komme aus kanada 🇩🇪

i think is how u say that

[dawn shuttle]

Close enough

[lethal birch]

???

[dawn shuttle]

Just very broken grammar

[stone carbon]

gang

[brittle osprey]

@west crow here, now do you see it

[compact pagoda]

I see a red circle

[tawdry trout]

Not enough arrows tbh

[brittle osprey]

clearly not, I even pinged him and he still hasn't responded to it yet

[tawdry trout]

He needs to check ig

[warm hearth]

bro

[glossy blade]

Sis

[warm hearth]

i just got 6 gold and panther statue

[glossy blade]

Very good

[warm hearth]

then i got diamonds💀

[brittle osprey]

and I won a jackpot 17 times are the casino on slots

[compact pagoda]

I won the lost slamvan yesterday

[distant radish]

i didn't win anything

[tawdry trout]

Yet*

[compact pagoda]

Lie chain has been broken

[golden berry]

i have 2 (or 3) lost slamvan

[deft canyon]

gimme one

[golden berry]

[tawdry trout]

How did you know I wasnt lying

[compact pagoda]

You said Yet*

[vivid fulcrum]

@valid elm

Get to that place and press E

Or right on d pad if you use controller

[lethal birch]

with the sparrow, ofc

[valid elm]

i know this. i thought we can teleport in sub from anywhere. xd

[vivid fulcrum]

XD

[neon tundra]

Van respawn ?

[lethal birch]

umm, you can actually, but its called fast travel and its "limited" "teleport" bcuz you on the water

[maiden meadow]

its pretty cheap tbh. 2k to teleport up to the middle of nowhere

[lethal birch]

how is this counting?

like from wich point?

when my character leaves the sub?

[maiden meadow]

i think not enough secondary take, do you fill secondary bar take?

[compact pagoda]

A full bag of secondary loot is at least 200k

[tawdry trout]

He died

[compact pagoda]

Proof proof?

[lofty scarab]

I remember when I did the heist as fast as I could MFs from Reddit were on my ass about how it didn’t count bc I didn’t take any secondary loot 🤣

The GTA subreddit is extremely insufferable, if you post a video of you doing anything but the META they’ll explain to you what the meta is

[elfin hill]

@nova lava love this clip too. Guy was in a duelxo and jumped me. I sniped him so hard

[carmine scarab]

beatdown

[elfin hill]

@nova lava

[carmine scarab]

through the bars too

[elfin hill]

I opened my mouth and awe after I hit that clip

[carmine scarab]

indeed that was crazy ive done that but only on ppl on foot on a vehicle is crazy

[elfin hill]

It’s all about just trying. If I have a chance to snipe someone I’m going to take it no matter how difficult it may seem. That’s how I can get clips like this.

[carmine scarab]

that clip is insane tho its already harder to hit a sniper shot in a vehicle than in a player but through the bars too satisfying asl

[elfin hill]

Ye it’s going in my clip book forever

[nova lava]

You're good with the sniper bro. Got yourself a fan here

[velvet quarry]

https://youtu.be/STqBre0vMv8?feature=shared

[idle galleon]

db trophies~

[wind galleon]

You can find Noose outfit in your wardrobe>outfits section.

[chrome patrol]

Looks like they are planning to add more law enforcement outfits in the future

[winged phoenix]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC9oaFf3fXo

[opaque tartan]

Haven't seen Oscar in a long time

[winged phoenix]

i forgot he existed

[opaque tartan]

Only time I recall him being in the game is his business with Trevor

[winged phoenix]

even in sp his side missions were dogshit

only 5/7k per mission fuck off

[opaque tartan]

When I first started the game I thought it was worth it

Yeah when you do the stock market method it's pocket change and you gotta do it anyways for 100%

[winged phoenix]

they dropped the ball with this

gta 6 better fucking have better side gigs than this

[charred vine]

guys

selfie with pavel

[edgy anchor]

I was under the impression we were talking about the trailer

[vivid fulcrum]

Right I didn't make myself clear

[edgy anchor]

Ah, I see

[frank oxide]

make it make sense

[shy olive]

J

[compact pagoda]

Exploits

[frank oxide]

Yeah, im aware of what they are doing and how they are doing it

Its bullshit that its even possible and makes zero sense that im dying so quickly from each spawn location

Dude is not missing shots.

Regardless of the fact that night vision can see people through buildings, i dont understsnd how i never see as far as others

[plush nacelle]

haker men

[elfin hill]

He’s using thermal vision which shows your heat sig at a terrifying distance. If you are far enough the buildings don’t render and he can shoot through it. I do it all the time ngl it’s just any other tryhard strat that’s not hard to do

[frank oxide]

i know all that

[elfin hill]

Then counter it.

[frank oxide]

well, i didnt know during the video 💀

also.

ur kinda insane for saying "just counter it"

like do you not see the speed at which im dying as soon as i spawn in. and its not like i knew where he was

[elfin hill]

Well you either blow yourself up enough times until you are at a distance where you can shoot him or you hope that you have a invite to continue a mission from Lester then press it and teleport to your arcade or apartment

[elfin hill]

You were running in a straight line. You need to jumble your movement. Zigzag and run in circles.

[frank oxide]

like i said before

i didnt know DURING THE VIDEO

theres no point in telling me that now.

at the time i had just assumed he had aimbot so i THOUGHT (past tense means i im explaining something about the past, not present time) that even if i tried making myself a harder target he would hit me anyways

[elfin hill]

Well idk what else to tell you

[elfin hill]

[frank oxide]

you dont need to tell me anything