gta-media

[lone tide]

@tawdry trout

[tawdry trout]

?

What's up

[lone tide]

do u know how to fix it

if u add me i can send pic

?

[lone tide]

yo

[tawdry trout]

Yo

[lone tide]

bro can u help or nah

dude

[tawdry trout]

Can't sry

[rare yacht]

...

[tawdry trout]

Eepy

[paper gate]

Mans dingleberries are worth $7,007...don't be shy, pick it

[celest valve]

This undercover cop is just on one

[mild bay]

Can u get busted?

[celest valve]

Nah I just blow them up when they turn their sirens on

[mild bay]

How can u get busted if the cops on online is like shoot first think later?

[pulsar stump]

Happens when u die to a raid on a business

[chrome patrol]

Decent landing 👌

[rare yacht]

nah i didnt even land it like that

went to get whatever the plasma cutter(?) idk which item but the shooting made cars flee and they did that to my sparrow

[mild bay]

Some NPC ran it over

[rare yacht]

literally

[mild bay]

Here we are hello mister weevil

Had to go in invite only for it to appear

[obsidian sparrow]

that evx is foul

[mild bay]

Its crew paint

[celest valve]

Lmaooo it’s funny when it’s not always me getting smoked by cars..

[rare yacht]

[obsidian sparrow]

those wheels are foul too

[celest valve]

Me tryna send clips in here and fly a jet.. ☠️

[compact pagoda]

I thought they were the Tuner deep dish wheels..

[true bough]

For #gta-online

[brittle osprey]

Bet you can't use it in online.

Textures don't exist for it since its quite literally a modded texture vehicle unlike object mashed vehicles

[true bough]

FiveM, posted so I could link in #gta-online

[vestal blade]

my new car

[brittle osprey]

Is it or does this lady have me seeing double?

[true bough]

It's bring your twin day today

[brittle osprey]

You know its really weird, how come the roulette employees doing roulette can be interacted with, like pushing them with a car or bike, or deleted (after they instantly respawn) but no other tables have this, its like these are the only ones with hitboxes for some reason

[brittle osprey]

@dreamy fable we got too hammered at the casino ;-;

You know, alot of these props have really really good textures you can do, like this clipboard, or this camara

[burnt cargo]

LES GO

[charred vine]

Me and my new car

[charred vine]

@mild bay, @signal iris

[signal iris]

can i steal it

[charred vine]

No its my thicc audi

[charred vine]

Is the car drunk?

[brittle osprey]

maybe

I had someone going almost 170 mph taking this picture so who knows

[charred vine]

😂

[dusky timber]

camara huggies

[mild bay]

Obey 10f?

[brittle osprey]

Believe it or not, 11f

[obsidian sparrow]

nice framerate

[brittle osprey]

A solid frame per minute

[verbal falcon]

Framerate brrrr

[brittle osprey]

@rich jolt I love how as you were talking this happened

[rich jolt]

Damn GTA physics lets go xD

[vivid fulcrum]

This on ps4?

[brittle osprey]

The props exist on ps4 but you can't hold em

[vivid fulcrum]

[gleaming spear]

What is up with the sound?

[brittle osprey]

Corrupted audio

[gleaming spear]

How does that happen?

[brittle osprey]

Likely due to the sound quality running ontop of a bunch of modifications running on the game

Its only when using the record feature for xbox game bar so who really knows

[brittle osprey]

Still looking sharp for an ever aging game

[nocturne root]

discord compress the quality of a 4k screenshot 🤦‍♀️ ! but I can't wait until GTA Gen 9 coming to PC with HSW hao upgrade 😄

[drifting portal]

is it fr 9th gen? 😭

[brittle osprey]

The what?

The blue spinny object

Ah good for you for not seeing it, if you see it, your most likely already dead unless its spinning around you

[nocturne root]

coming soon early 2025 😄 on PC

[gleaming spear]

Nice

[rough pond]

dude is too

[brittle osprey]

Whats with people and posting the abnormally wide "hmm" emjoi when seeing my screen of any kind of video

[rough pond]

your screen just wide

[brittle osprey]

I guess ill never know the true meaning...

[rough pond]

what true meaning

[brittle osprey]

The true one

[rough pond]

= anything what is wide, for example ur screen

[compact pagoda]

Ah yes a blimp sell mission

Dum dum

Carter

Okay

I love hating griefers

Okay

Christ i don't care that much

[charred vine]

Yes 👍

[gleaming spear]

Beautiful landscape

[dreamy fable]

😆🫣

[nocturne root]

@gleaming spear thanks

[lethal birch]

Rip bruh 😭

[verbal falcon]

I vote Bad sport lobbies for @vale jewel

[vivid fulcrum]

Net profit = -17000

[molten current]

For got to factor in the cost of his therapist

[vivid fulcrum]

[plush dock]

what was chasing you lol

[queen radish]

Why did I hear that there’s a Merryweather Mercenary said 「bend over, here I come!」?

@vale jewel

Luckily the mercenary doesn’t have aircrafts to attack you

I love the mercenaries but I think I never got attacked by the strike teams

[graceful prawn]

wdym? the strike teams are at least better than the mercs if anything

[tawdry trout]

Hello fellow not person

[graceful prawn]

give me 3 reasons

[mild bay]

Nope they do quite seem the same

The other one have shotguns the others automated

[graceful prawn]

not entirely. mercenaries show up in army jeeps as opposed to the 2 armored cognoscentis the strike team arrives in. also they show up in 2 cars 4 people in each while the mercs show up just the driver and shooter. strike team 3 as far as I know dont stop until someone dies while the mercs give up and toss you your money back

[vivid fulcrum]

Got stuck in this camera mode lmao

[ornate canopy]

cool scramjet kill ft . godmode player being stupid

@charred vine

[charred vine]

Oh wow

[mild bay]

Did u try to change lobbies?

[vivid fulcrum]

Yes

[mild bay]

I want to see if the plane fell into you

[ornate canopy]

it did not lol i left the game after

[weary orchid]

Everyone should vote

[edgy anchor]

It's not even a competition lmao

[brittle osprey]

Man, the other 4 games were like nothing compared to GTAVI on the anticipation vote

[runic garden]

" im a league in my own "

[wild tide]

how is that the most anticipated game? ive never heard of it nor seen anything on it

[brittle osprey]

Must be living under a rock

[edgy anchor]

frfr what even is GTA

[weary orchid]

Some of TGA’s awards are rigged. Now they’re doing DLC’s as GOTY

[edgy anchor]

Idk about rigged; it just seems more like debatable logic rather than rigging

[tiny depot]

@tawdry trout uhhh... Im missing sonething xD

[tawdry trout]

firtly 🤳 🖥️
secondly did you remove it from the water?

[tiny depot]

No

Tree took it xD

[tawdry trout]

you almost got 1-0 by a tree xD

looks weird but still functional im guessing

[pulsar stump]

Oops

[pulsar stump]

[vivid fulcrum]

2017 was peak gta

[vivid fulcrum]

[molten current]

Nah Minecraft II

GTA VI is either gonna be most anticipated or biggest fuck up

[celest valve]

Accidentally shot a MKII missile:

Karmas a bitch (for him not me)

[neon tundra]

[pulsar stump]

Noice 10/10

No b11 smh

[tawdry trout]

only the based ones

[pearl island]

Or raiju?

[tawdry trout]

dont need it that ass plane

[compact pagoda]

Nice sebrez

[pearl island]

Is that a annihilater on the left middle

[tawdry trout]

akula you mean?

[chrome patrol]

Can you not store sea sparrow on ur hangar?

[tawdry trout]

nope

[pearl island]

Oh akula need a annihilater now

[pulsar stump]

Sadge

[tawdry trout]

i have that one too xd

[chrome patrol]

[tawdry trout]

thx :3

but couldnt fit in since its a medium size

[pearl island]

Just spawn in my hangar invite everyone to it get in the annihilater and have people sit on the sides gunning people down everyone and I love it

[tawdry trout]

i use the valkyrie for that

[pearl island]

Valk has mini guns on side no

[tawdry trout]

yes

[pearl island]

Nice

[tawdry trout]

and a worse hunter gun for the side pilot

co-pilot*

[pearl island]

I like the ana for the stealth mode

[pearl island]

Sickkk

Wish they had one with all these features from the Helis be sick the raiju of copters

[tawdry trout]

such an og and awesome vehicle, but is stuck in the apartment heist era with no buff in sight :((

[pearl island]

I wanna make a crew for getting in helicopters and messing people up with them a full team of people ready to kill

Ik you can rappel from the side of them if your a good enough pilot

I wouldn’t be made if a helicopter started dropping off players like that to kill me id just accept it

[tawdry trout]

just stand still and the passenger can rappelk down

[pearl island]

Yup

[brittle osprey]

you know what would be cool, if these actually displayed proped down, like the propeller blades folded up, and stacked to the tailfin

[tawdry trout]

-> clicked the video
-> heard stickys
-> big smile

[celest valve]

LMFAO

[tawdry trout]

should have used one of the good cars and tried blending in for a sec, then when everyone is near you detonate

[vivid fulcrum]

@vale jewel you can use my cars for blending in

The pixels omg

[knotty tree]

WOOOHOOOOOOO

[vivid fulcrum]

This the last one?

[knotty tree]

no :(
but this is what i wanted :)

[vivid fulcrum]

You should've let it cook research while you cook the lobby

[knotty tree]

well i'm happy

i have mk2 but mk1 is way more fun to drive and now i don't need to request it everytime i wanna use missles :)

[vivid fulcrum]

Broke griefer

[wild tide]

[vivid fulcrum]

I just bought rc tank

2.2 million

[celest valve]

Bro shot his motorcycle buddy so he went and got revenge.. ☠️

[celest valve]

“Alright officer, you take care and have a nice day.”

[compact pagoda]

CONGRATS

[peak trellis]

With that reaction, Iam expecting that you already have the explosive sniper mk2 rounds

Did this once but with avengers in a public lobby.

People also made a semi-parkour course in air with the avengers

[brittle osprey]

Yall better be lucky and remember Im modding and won't kill people, because if I wasn't, these would be my first victims

[compact pagoda]

Horrid

[gleaming spear]

Down horrendous

[brittle osprey]

Peak gta

[gleaming spear]

💀

[tawdry trout]

Jumpscare

[vivid fulcrum]

No guns ?

[brittle osprey]

I may or may not have taken the 2nd amendment away from the people for a short duration

[vivid fulcrum]

No freedom of speech?

[brittle osprey]

The 2nd amendment is the right to bear arms, and there was no guns for like 3 minute, just a bunch of cops that were one punch man

[vivid fulcrum]

But do bears have arms? Aren't they all legs ?

[brittle osprey]

Only one way to find out

[vivid fulcrum]

[empty tartan]

messing up cmm like this would be hilarious

[gleaming spear]

@charred vine

[charred vine]

Damm that’s clutch

[gleaming spear]

My friend is just HIM

[charred vine]

My friend is nice enough to give me 85% on his heists

[charred vine]

Mines fucked the act 3 plane setup mission 😭

[gleaming spear]

How

[charred vine]

He hit the mountain with it and it got stuck

[gleaming spear]

[nocturne root]

Casino Preps 🇬🇧🚗

[rough pond]

issi

why not sentinel

[nocturne root]

@rough pond British 🇬🇧 things 😌

@rough pond I'm taking the NPC car and then the helicopter 🚁 😉 in the heist pretty quicker than rushing to the escape vehicle

Chilling at La Mesa ☀️😎☕

[empty tartan]

issi better

[rough pond]

@dusky timber

[dusky timber]

this is peak misinformation

[dusky timber]

@desert crag we have a job to do

[rough pond]

true true bratan

[nocturne root]

@dusky timber only chilling with this sunset 🌇

[pulsar stump]

Last night cayo Hella Hated me lol was stuck like this hack never popped up

[dusky timber]

sunset

[nocturne root]

ACT II with randoms 👀

[rough pond]

on mars

[gleaming spear]

Did it end well?

[severe dust]

Anyone want to make some serious money with cayo set up!

[tawdry trout]

Then go to #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg and advertise there 🥰

[severe dust]

Dam my bad

I got banned yesterday for 3 hoursssssss bruh

[tawdry trout]

Why is that

[severe dust]

Because I said b2b cayo in this group

[tawdry trout]

In the lfg?

[nocturne root]

@gleaming spear yes sure with elite challenge so rare with randoms 🎯🤞

[tawdry trout]

On what console did you do it?

[nocturne root]

@tawdry trout ps5 Next Gen version

[tawdry trout]

Makes sense
They are the smartest ones from them all xD

[nocturne root]

@tawdry trout not always the person who's taking the avenger was me so I think everything goes well 😉

[gleaming spear]

That's great

[tawdry trout]

Glad you had a plan and was successful 💯

[nocturne root]

@tawdry trout appreciated mate 👍

[nocturne root]

ACT III 20 Trillions challenge 💪

[gleaming spear]

With randoms again?

[nocturne root]

@gleaming spear I met someone who's been doing a good job 😉👌

[tawdry trout]

Nice
You finally have a reliant partner you can team up with

[nocturne root]

@gleaming spear obviously he wouldn't switch the mission with hard mode difficulty it's more funny and immersive 🤞

@tawdry trout true at this time I'm only helping my friend for her character the act 3 this week is the best deal 🤝💯

Preparing the Speedrun cayo perico 🎯😊

[gleaming spear]

Nice one

[nocturne root]

@gleaming spear mission is completed 💪 Heist Act 3 for now

[tawdry trout]

An awesome exchange with friendship ✨

[nocturne root]

✈️ Volatol setup

@tawdry trout as always mate 💥

Pink diamond

[gleaming spear]

Good job, how many act 3 did you contribute to the 20 trillion challenge so far?

[nocturne root]

@gleaming spear I make around 35 ACT III with speedrunner teammate with 85% cut I'm skipping all the preps and doing the setups the guy who's joining me takes 675k+ elite challenge 775k fair enough 😉

@gleaming spear the best strategy is making a lot of ACT 3 by each one of teammates and farming these things to get the max contribution and benefits in the meantime

[gleaming spear]

The skip prep glitch still works?

[nocturne root]

@gleaming spear patched

[gleaming spear]

Damn it, I was going to try it again

[nocturne root]

@gleaming spear but I'm paying the preps for 850k and making 3.825.000$ it's fair enough with X2 bonuses

@gleaming spear 👀 unfortunately rockstar realised this one was too far a masterclass skipping

@gleaming spear but you can still do the setups with normal mode it's pretty quicker and make the heist with hard mode 😉 and get all the benefits but the inconvenience you need to find a good teammate for this heist

Team meeting 😁

[gleaming spear]

The good teammate part turns me off xd, that's the reason why I wish the skip setup glitch still works so that we only need to worry about getting a good teammate for the finale only rather than also the setups

[nocturne root]

@gleaming spear totally agree 👍 with you unfortunately the doomsday heist wouldn't be able to make it as a solo player compared to the cayo perico heist

@gleaming spear Can you imagine being able to do every heist as a solo player It would be a great deal 😁

[gleaming spear]

That would be one of the best quality of life changes they can ever make to this game in my opinion but we both know this is never going to happen unfortunately xd.
They already hate cayo solo players too much

[nocturne root]

@gleaming spear true and fact before the nerf rockstar Saw a lot of players doing cayo 24h everyday since cayo came out and then they nerfed the cayo and increased the cooldown and decreased the principal loot payout because of all cheaters ..... Abusing of glitches unfortunately I'm not surprised by all the nerfs rockstar make

@gleaming spear and now rockstar encourages the solo player to do the Cayo with other people to reduce the cooldown 😂👀

@gleaming spear rockstar logic it is what it is 😁 hopefully when the update of December came out we wouldn't get another nerf of the cayo or anything rockstar found so easy for us and benefits in the meantime 😉👀🤞

While I'm taking the first car the second npc disappeared and leave the car behind us 👀 🤣

[gleaming spear]

Some players now just do cayo on their secondary character to lessen the pain of the cooldown on the main character xd

[nocturne root]

me the first 😄

[nocturne root]

but for some reason only the gold don't get any nerf or decrease in this case we're lucky 😄

[quartz minnow]

I thought the agengcy prices dropped?

For heist week

[winged epoch]

I think so it is facilities

[nocturne root]

Discount (40% OFF)
Facility Properties including Upgrades and Modifications
Överflöd Autarch
Pfister Neon

[light root]

“missed me” ahh encounter

[quartz minnow]

oh so agency prices didnt drop?

[nocturne root]

not this week unfortunately

[nocturne root]

this week is related for the heist 20 Trillions challenges

[quartz minnow]

oh was last week doomsday heist week?

[nocturne root]

doomsday week is this week not last week

thursday 14-21 September thursday

[quartz minnow]

dont you need the agency to start that heist so isnt it logical that the agency prices dropped?

[brittle osprey]

No, you need a facility, not an agency

[nocturne root]

the agency is for the Dr Dre contract and not the doomsday heist

[quartz minnow]

oooohhhhh

[nocturne root]

@quartz minnowenjoy this week before this thursday the end of discount to invest your money for a facility and grinding the act 3 heist

[tawdry trout]

You can reply now?

[nocturne root]

👌

[tawdry trout]

I'm giving you the handshake for learning how to reply 🤝

[nocturne root]

I know that what I thought😁

[quartz minnow]

im grinding for opressor MK2 rn

[nocturne root]

enjoy your grinding and btw you can buy the Terrorbyte and make the 5 client job to get the special price discount 6Millions instead of 8 millions 😉

Chilling in the Vespucci Beach 😎

[quartz minnow]

i alr did that but 6m is still alot

[nocturne root]

because this vehicle almost 99% of the community using it for grinding or driving through the map quick or other reasons that I don't mention 👀 that's why rockstar nerfed all the price

[quartz minnow]

i think it will be good for rotations and missions

[nocturne root]

that water look like a mirror

[brittle osprey]

I know, Im back to testing environmental changes I can alter

[nocturne root]

sure sparrow is a good helicopter too for flying a long distance and you got the F-160 raiju even faster 🙂

[nocturne root]

good idea

[quartz minnow]

i alr have the sparrow and ye its rlly useful

dang i need 12 whole acid labs to get 6M.

[nocturne root]

the Raiju is so insanely faster for example the Duggan shipments preps casino heist 😉

[nocturne root]

or 1 doomsday act III with x2 bonuses and some businesses sales😁

Dr Dre meeting completed 😎

[quartz minnow]

i dont have a facility tho

[nocturne root]

I know but you can find a good teammate and do the heist with them 😉

[quartz minnow]

the cut wont be very good for me right?

[nocturne root]

depending your roles

if you're hacking the computer quick the host can give you 900.000$

but if you haven't done the setups you got 15% equal 675.000$

[brittle osprey]

With a duo

50% is 2250000
(on act 3 doomsday)

[nocturne root]

in the meantime if you do your personal ACT III you can get 85% and the guy he follow you

[nocturne root]

+100k elite challenge 😉

[brittle osprey]

yea you gotta go the extra length for the extra 100k, but its still good payout anyhow

[quartz minnow]

what is the cheapest facility

[nocturne root]

the hack is easy and if you got a good teammate you can easily get 150 hit kills each one do 75 hit kills not impossible

[nocturne root]

paleto bay

[quartz minnow]

how much

[nocturne root]

1.2m

[brittle osprey]

750k stock

with the 50% discount

[quartz minnow]

should i buy it?

[nocturne root]

without discount 1.2M with discount 750k 😂

[nocturne root]

40% not 50% 😄 rockstar are genius about this details👀

[brittle osprey]

(Its close enough I feel happy)

I don't even look at discount values, I just assume

[nocturne root]

better than nothing tbh 😄

[nocturne root]

I know I'm just saying the details to not being confused 🙂

[brittle osprey]

even for 40% discount its still probably worth it getting the land act resovior though since it makes setups so easy

[nocturne root]

for the people who're doing the cmm and switching the facility for the elite challenge it's worth it with the discount 🤟

[quartz minnow]

Why can't I enter I just bought it @nocturne root

Nvm

[nocturne root]

you need to be outside of your sparrow

[tawdry trout]

🤳🖥️

[nocturne root]

@quartz minnowthe sparrow is only available with the kosatka and the facility you need a personal vehicle or an avenger to get the entry cinematic

what a coincidence😁 👀

[brittle osprey]

Believe it or not, all gunna die to the same npc

[sterile rock]

lol what are the odds

[quartz minnow]

ooohhh so with my car it will work

[desert crag]

On it.

[nocturne root]

sure

[austere tiger]

just wait till you hear about the seabreeze

[nocturne root]

The GTA V Community never changed since 2013-2024 the message I got from him I'm speechless👀 😂 and keep spamming me through Xbox interface ...

[brittle osprey]

Text chat gets really frisky in my sessions

no clue what could cause such a fiscal

[nocturne root]

I'm not even surprised by some of them 😄🤦‍♀️

[rustic quarry]

Bro help me 😂😂

[brittle osprey]

Low levels

[tawdry trout]

below avg at best

[brittle osprey]

tell em Im a higher level than them

[tawdry trout]

love ur crew name

[gleaming spear]

Don't let him get that 1 - 0 orb kill on you

[tawdry trout]

he chillin, in a wall breach

[willow goblet]

bruh 8000 level is max how you get that

[brittle osprey]

Im better

[willow goblet]

...

[brittle osprey]

well worse, since the higher the level you are, the worse you become at the game

[tawdry trout]

this wall is build different

[gleaming spear]

Pop his fun with thermal helmet wallbang

[tawdry trout]

might

[gleaming spear]

Make me proud by 10 - 0ing this guy

[brittle osprey]

I approve bikes over the panto and phantom inside the casino, very mobile

[tawdry trout]

why is bike leather coated

[obsidian sparrow]

i think its rust

[brittle osprey]

Rat bike

[zinc trout]

How

[tawdry trout]

magic ✨

[peak trellis]

The only most wanted bounty target that Iam not sad to shoot in the head. She folded like an omelet

[void marten]

Damn what did Grace do

[nocturne root]

the previous week was insane 🤞 😁

[tiny depot]

@void marten dont ask. I ball

@tawdry trout the day before ^

[void marten]

Their wings look completely different

[tiny depot]

It was just a joke. I just sent it for the meme

Fun thing is i made it back lol
Could still fly

[void marten]

[molten current]

Moderator this man is cheating

[brittle osprey]

Neuh uh

[fiery slate]

nice

[rare yacht]

HOW IS IT SMOKING ALREADY

i just barely made it i didnt even hit it with missiles

[lusty birch]

lucky you got in the air my dumbass would have crashed it

[charred vine]

@jade turret so when you go into the club you’ll sometimes see these guys and they’re “troublemakers” so you just throw them out

It increases your nightclub popularity bar which you see in the office

[obsidian sparrow]

damn at least it wasnt with a hard r

yea

[brittle osprey]

@fervent shard @dusty pasture

Please take up whatever your going on about with @wise anvil, it does not belong in public spaces

[wise anvil]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[light root]

freaky ahh bro

[brittle osprey]

I've seen worse, I guess

[void marten]

Oh!

[tacit rune]

hai sand :3c

[brittle osprey]

sandmas

[brittle osprey]

I changed my mind, I've heard way way worse just now, like how do these people exist

[tacit rune]

wallmas

[brittle osprey]

🤧

[gleaming spear]

Wow, how did it come to this?

[brittle osprey]

this chat has been, interesting

yea these GTA players can NOT run a comedy club

[gleaming spear]

The stuff that happens when you let children play the game

[gleaming spear]

Now I am kinda wishing we had that text chat on console versions

[brittle osprey]

No these are like middle aged people

[gleaming spear]

That's even worse actually
They seem to mentally still be children

[void marten]

Howdy

[brittle osprey]

😭

idk why it uploaded as a file for a second

[gleaming spear]

Wow 😭

[brittle osprey]

You know its actually kinda funny, we got like 3 different talks going on at the same time and they all line up pretty well

Laughing at some of these cause I rarely hear jokes on this game except when people start threatening each other in game chat and yea...

[gleaming spear]

For how long have these middle aged men been talking lewd on the chat?

[brittle osprey]

past 3 hours, its been a vibe

[gleaming spear]

Wish I was there to read all that's happening,I really need a laugh too

[brittle osprey]

yea now people are laughing at others org names (thank god Im not a ceo right now)

[gleaming spear]

What's their org names lmao

Or is it too nsfw for this channel

[brittle osprey]

That is going to my grave

Im working on my newest project called, I wanna ride on the walls

[brittle osprey]

Doomsday act 3 lowballing me :(

[tawdry trout]

That just looks wrong

[vivid fulcrum]

You let them damage the duffle bag too much

[brittle osprey]

We don't have duffel bags

[tawdry trout]

Wall just injured avi, didn't kill him

[brittle osprey]

Thats why I got a 2% cut

[vivid fulcrum]

Are you sure? Look closely

[brittle osprey]

Doomsday act 3? Im well aware of it but there is no duffels

[young fern]

how the hell did you enter the casino with a bike

[compact pagoda]

The windows are weak

[young fern]

which window

[compact pagoda]

The windows next to the doors

[young fern]

i never saw that give me a vid

[compact pagoda]

Nah im joking

[young fern]

so how the fuc*

he is in the casino with a bike

[compact pagoda]

Shes a magician

[young fern]

What

There is only one way I can think of and that by hacking

[vivid fulcrum]

Hacking is forbidden in gta

[compact pagoda]

^

[timid saddle]

But we can hire hackers for heists

[vivid fulcrum]

I allow them to exist

Especially Paige

[pulsar stump]

Lol Avi better

[vivid fulcrum]

Nah

[pulsar stump]

Yuh

[mossy sky]

Avi is way too jumpy, he is a better hacker than Paige but not cool to hang out with.

[pulsar stump]

How.....

[mossy sky]

They hang around your arcade basement once you complete their preps.

[tiny depot]

Omg my kin

[timid saddle]

Fenekin is peak design, delphox is aight for me, but i don't really like braixen design. Not that it's the worst but it doesn't rank very high for me

[tiny depot]

For me both Braixen and Delphox are my absolute favorite pokemon fennekin is cute

[young fern]

Then how did he is on a bike inside the casino I wanna do that too

[tawdry trout]

Like I said before
Magic ✨

[nocturne root]

unfortunately there is no progress after 11 years 👀 🤦‍♀️ 🤣

[nocturne root]

some parents unfortunately didn't check what their children do in their pc or console even if you have the PEGI 18+ in the box of the game

Area 51 👽👾👀

[nocturne root]

Chilling At The Arcade La Mesa 🤞

[mossy sky]

Where’s Jimmy at?

[nocturne root]

doing a homework for their parents 😄

[nocturne root]

manage how the cable goes for the arcade games 😄

[mossy sky]

I’m about to fire him, everytime I come to the arcade he is either on his phone or drinking beer.

[nocturne root]

yes generations 2010-2025 😄

[blazing ruin]

2025? They already on their phone and drinking beer while still inside their mom's bellies?

[gleaming spear]

That's accurate

Although there are some who legit love their kids so much and would do anything for them even letting them play this game but not realising how bratty their child is acting online

[tawdry trout]

They are usually bratty IRL too, just the parents are too soft to do anything about it

[void marten]

This^

The amount of times I've seen kids acting like a brat in public and they don't do anything

[nocturne root]

I have a kids but obviously and I'm happy for that I trust them and they're playing their games related to their age that's why I'm not worried about that good education I guess 😄

[nocturne root]

totally true and fact

@void marten@tawdry trout@gleaming spear I'm not surprised to see a lot of kids in GTA V Online but giving a mic to all these kids it's a worst decisions and mistake 🤦‍♀️ 😂

[tawdry trout]

They just have a squicky voice and talking so bad, it's a miracle they can talk

[void marten]

If they're giving a mic to their kids they shouldn't be surprised when their kids end up talking back and having an attitude for no reason

[gleaming spear]

Exactly

[nocturne root]

isn't compared to the playstation community using a mic in the kitchen 😹 😂 🙈

[whole cape]

ev muscle lowrider moment

[compact pagoda]

My character looks more angry than dead

[pulsar stump]

Oh

[untold oar]

I thought that was the elite t shirt for just a sec

[mossy sky]

I’m not worthy of it

[celest valve]

Whelp… that couldn’t have gone worse.. 💀

[mossy sky]

I’m renaming my videos, they will be called stashouse shenanigans.

[compact pagoda]

How many seasons?

[mossy sky]

It’s an ongoing series. lol. Lot of funny stuff happens there

Too bad I didn’t make any clips when we could use the atomizer

[compact pagoda]

Redecorating the entire room with the atomizer

[mossy sky]

Not a stash house, but funny

[nocturne root]

hello what's going on 😂 this place is 👀 I'm Speechless

[frail oasis]

Why can’t it just be snipers only

[tawdry trout]

Where are you??

[nocturne root]

@tawdry trout area 51 👾👽

[frail oasis]

The ufo alien bunker in the military base

[tawdry trout]

Freemode fights are almost never as you want it
Unless you play by the rule: how he plays, that's how I'm gonna play

[nocturne root]

@frail oasis @tawdry trout I prefer the area 51 related to the IRL 😁

[frail oasis]

😞

[tawdry trout]

Is it still there or was it a Halloween thing

[frail oasis]

But When I do it they hide or ewo

[nocturne root]

GTA online free mode before first person 2013 and after sniper BST and spam RPG trick difference gameplay 👀🤣

[tawdry trout]

Can't match up with ur skill lvl and become a laughing joke at the end

[nocturne root]

@tawdry trout Halloween 🎃 event

[tawdry trout]

Damn, missed out by alot

[nocturne root]

@frail oasis ewo through the pause menu after the update it's so funny so now the tryhard needs to use sticky bomb and then one creepy thing you can do is shooting the sticky bomb beside their feet 🐾 and kill him 😁💀

[celest valve]

Lmaoo

[celest valve]

?!? HOW are you there?.. that was removed 2 weeks ago..

[nocturne root]

@tawdry trout depending on the preferences of each one For me I prefer to use an outfit with a thermal vision helmet and use the sniper with advanced scopes instead of this creepy look of normal scope 👀 but as I said everyone has a different gameplay

@celest valve it was a Halloween event the aliens UFO 👽 getting you from the groupe and teleporting you to the secret facility bunker and then you need to find the hidden weapons

@celest valve the screenshot has been made since the Halloween 🎃 event not now obviously 🤞

[celest valve]

Oooh ok lmao 🤣 makes sense now. I also got the shocker

[frail oasis]

I don’t know what I was thinking would happen

[nocturne root]

@celest valve it's been a limited Halloween event after it's gone to the next Halloween next year 😁

@celest valve I like this hilarious weapons 😂

[celest valve]

Was it available last year?.. ion remember

[nocturne root]

@celest valve yes every Halloween 🎃

@celest valve get ready for the next one

[celest valve]

Bro the shocker is fucking awesome.. thwack some dipshit who don’t know how to drive

[nocturne root]

@celest valve or even send a mugger instead using that or the stun gun 🔫

[celest valve]

Nah I mean NPCs

Most players know how to drive lmao

[nocturne root]

Getting ready last day before ACT III x2 disappeared

[celest valve]

Then they get more pissed off after I whack them so I do it again..

[nocturne root]

@celest valve with players it's more funny with NPC it's hilarious 🤣

[celest valve]

Lmao ong

[nocturne root]

@celest valve with the noise it's more funny 🤣

[celest valve]

Omg this was one of the funniest things I’ve seen on GTA FFS.. bro shot his motorcycle buddy so he got revenge..

Meaning that I witnessed not what I’ve seen in videos

[frail oasis]

What the flip

[celest valve]

Lmao

[nocturne root]

that's what we called the bad karma 👀

[nocturne root]

Ghost Npc 👀

[celest valve]

Lmfaoo literally.. ion think I’ve ever laughed so hard Lmfaoo.. the only thing I did to piss that mofo off was accidentally shot a MKII missile mid air

Not even at him

[frail oasis]

Good Karma

[nocturne root]

grief karma 👀

[celest valve]

This the full clip

[nocturne root]

your missile created the conflict🤣

[celest valve]

Lmao 🤣 it was soo funny thou. Just seeing him shoot a guy off a bike then getting ran over by one..

The irony

[nocturne root]

when the npc saw or heard a bullet through the map they're immediately start panic and do whatever they want even if it's bizarre for us 👀

[nocturne root]

that's what we called a day routine on GTA Online

[celest valve]

Lmao fr.. NPCs screaming “NO WAY THIS IS HAPPENING..” bitch I’m sure you see aloooottt worse

[nocturne root]

the script of every npc is kind of special thing 😄

[frail oasis]

Yep

[celest valve]

Lmaoo fr.. BITCH YOUR GUNNA DIIIEEEE 😡😡😡🔥🔥🔥 6 seconds later he’s running around screaming bc he’s on fire..

[nocturne root]

no limit with npc obviously Pegi18+ dialogue

[celest valve]

Fr

[neat cairn]

Guys I'm cheating

[nocturne root]

pvp without mk2 ammo it's different result 👀 but I guess it's the free mode so you're free to play with any ways 🤣

[neat cairn]

First he started chasing me ina civ police car so I killed him, then wanted to deathmatch me

[nocturne root]

1v1 concept in gta online now isn't funny as when gta online came out 2013 👀

[proper canyon]

hehehehehe

[gleaming spear]

Nice one

[nocturne root]

it's been so long I didn't see this since the Twitch partner with rockstar

[proper canyon]

idk just saw it in my email in the promotions

[nocturne root]

Bigfoot Challenge Quest at Paleto Forest Christmas Event 👀

[tawdry trout]

cool watch

first time i saw someone use it

[nocturne root]

thanks 🙂 mate

[nocturne root]

I took the picture for a good memory 😉 about every serial killer quest in gta online

[granite tide]

Why cant i send photos here

[nocturne root]

depending your level in discord server @Level 5 -> Image & Embed permissions

[celest valve]

Is this the normal amount of money you guys see in your office?..

Bc it isn’t for me

[peak trellis]

If only we were able to pick up those dollar bills and put it in our bank accounts 😔

[celest valve]

Lmaoo fuck literally.. I’d be set for life

Maybe.. depending on how frivolous I’m feeling..

[nocturne root]

@celest valve it's related to the total of sales you got from the Special Cargo businesses 😉

[celest valve]

Oh lmao 🤑

[nocturne root]

@celest valve I got the same after selling for a total of +200Millions of ceo crates 💰💰😎

@celest valve well deserved when you see that after entering into the online

[celest valve]

Fuck.. Ion think I’ve sold that much.. mainly the bunker and nightclub is where I make the most money for CEO

For passive income I guess

[nocturne root]

@celest valve only ceo crates +200millions and bunker more than +100 sales x2 and normal sales

[nocturne root]

Nightclub afk method unfortunately patched by rockstar so the only way is calling a taxi cab and staying inside for passive businesses 💰😁

[celest valve]

Yea I only do the CEO crates if it is 2x. I think my total earnings in GTA is above 500M

[celest valve]

Oh no I mean like passively earning money while playing GTA ion do that I’ll just sit with it on and move my controller every 10 mins while doing schoolwork

Doing resupplies and sales occasionally, the weekends I make a lot of money though bc I play a lot

[nocturne root]

@celest valve I'm not talking about the earnings I was talking about the total of cash I have grinded to get the max cash in the ground 😁

@celest valve security camera surveillance was the best afk legit way

Instead of breaking your controller 🎮🤣

[celest valve]

Oh I see. It’s just wierd because I literally have never seen that much. Not even to this day and that was a few weeks ago

It’s usually bunched up in big piles I’ve never seen it spread around the ground and in a fuck ton of piles 💰💰

[nocturne root]

@celest valve don't forget I have grinded these ceo special crates much more without the X2 bonus when the update came out it was rare to see the X2 bonus sometimes 1.5x and when you're lucky X2 but it's a good business for making RP and money too 😉

[ornate brook]

Oh yeah bro I can totally relate

[nocturne root]

ACT I Funny setup 💥 with different way

[gleaming spear]

Nice trick

[nocturne root]

thank you 😁

[forest bridge]

Um... Where is the wnus Paragon r?

More like the Durango

Everyone confuses the gresley with a track

A track is a jeep grand Cherokee SRT

It would be the canis in game but whatever kind of doggy nuts that is, It's certainly not a grand Cherokee SRT

We just don't have a track hawk in this game, the Durango srt yeah.

Anyway does anyone know why the hell the Paragon R isn't available for purchase anymore

R u telling me I have to spend 6 million on a casino penthouse

😐

[celest valve]

Lmao

[celest valve]

Oh they removed it

I have one if you want one I can hop on in a bit

[celest valve]

Maybe it has something to do with which office layout you have?

[ornate brook]

Nah I’m just broke

[celest valve]

Oh lmao 🤣 except u bought the most expensive office layout

[ornate brook]

Yeah that’s when I actually had patience to grind money in the game

[celest valve]

Fuck I can’t believe u can only sell 3 cars a day.. I have liek 2 10 car garages full of valueless cars 🫥😭

[ornate brook]

Wdym

[tawdry trout]

is that thing supposed to be there?

[ornate brook]

Yup and it’s fucking irritating

[tawdry trout]

cant custimze the grill

[ornate brook]

It’s worse when you have a lower car, because you can’t see the entire thing

[celest valve]

Avenger?

[tawdry trout]

moc

mmmmmmm
moldy cheese

[celest valve]

No I mean use the avenger for a better view

[tawdry trout]

its just a grill for the nightshark
i can live that slight inconvenience

[tawdry trout]

anyways, how you like the moldy cheese design on the annihaltor

[brittle osprey]

ches?

[tawdry trout]

cheez

[brittle osprey]

chez?

[tawdry trout]

yeez

[forest bridge]

Can I still get it by doing the mrs baker missions

Please say yes

I just spent 6 million dollars on the penthouse

I really want the Paragon r.

[rustic estuary]

@molten current

[molten current]

400,000 fleeca

[neon tundra]

👍

[celest valve]

NO WAYYY

I didn’t think they would do 2x auto shop but 🔥

[nocturne root]

a lot of people going to Farm and eat the pacific standard Job with x2 bonuses 💰 🤞

[nocturne root]

auto shop and pacific standard best combo 🎯 💯

[celest valve]

Should I buy the imorgon tomorrow?

[tawdry trout]

bit residence against rockets xd

my very own little bouncy castle

[pulsar stump]

Lol

[tawdry trout]

could be us but ur on ps4

[compact pagoda]

Yes

[celest valve]

Alr

I suppose I could spare a few million

[mossy sky]

Looks like I’ll be hitting the UD a few times tomorrow

[brittle osprey]

I just want drop zone back...

I've been sad since I realized (yesterday) I couldn't play it

[mossy sky]

What is drop zone?

[brittle osprey]

the team gamemode where you drop out of a cargobob onto different weaponized vehicles and fight to the death with your team to be the last standing

[mossy sky]

Wasn’t that called motor wars? I do miss that mode

[brittle osprey]

motor wars was what people called it, in the game files its called drop zone

[mossy sky]

They should leave that in the game.

[brittle osprey]

yesterday I had a 32 man lobby and it was just running games, drop zone woulda been hella fun to do with a max lobby ;-;

[compact pagoda]

GtaNite battle royale

[nocturne root]

You're not alone 😉💰😁

@brittle osprey with triple or quad bonuses it will be great 👍

@brittle osprey but unfortunately at this moment only the GTA+ users. Getting the quad bonuses on different activities is rarely for a non-user of GTA+

[brittle osprey]

x2 is good enough for me, even x3, I really don't need any of it myself, RP and money is kinda out the window for me these days since I don't need it anymore

[nocturne root]

Chill 😎 with VIP

[charred vine]

@wind pumice

[wind pumice]

Uhhhhh, please explain a bit about what's happening here🥲

[charred vine]

Basically on the right picture is what I fill the nightclub with from my businesses:
cargo and shipments = special cargo (either hanger or special cargo warehouse
Cash creation = counterfeit cash mc business
Sporting goods = bunker weapons (which you have)
And the other two is cocaine lockup and meth laboratory and on the left is how much of each I have shown by the bar graph 📊

But you do need to buy at least 5 businesses to fill it which is where the high investment cost comes from

[frigid parcel]

i can’t take the livery off

[brittle osprey]

sell it 🙏🏻

[frigid parcel]

aight say less

[dense jolt]

You can always count on MK2 griefers finding new ways to eat a missile! Bro ragequit lol

[gleaming spear]

Nice shot xd

[next belfry]

more misssile pls

[frail oasis]

Vibing with noobs

[brittle osprey]

🤑

[dusky timber]

he's the 1%

[broken heron]

Whoever that friend of yours doing the b2b glitch tell him he’s a failure

[brittle osprey]

Nah money isn't an issue, I accepted this willingly, and Im not doing b2b, just doing random act 3's

[broken heron]

I really missed out on the doomsday heist week got my ps plus on a Wednesday

But I still got a few hours to go

Until the pacific heist starts

[brittle osprey]

Doomsday glitchs are PEAK (doing the bird the entire cutscene 😭)

[wind pumice]

Ohhh i see

So basically it acts as a storage for every other business? That's neat

[tawdry trout]

Ofc he flew into the rotors man
Why wouldn't he

[rough pond]

wide issue

[brittle osprey]

Mf I cropped the ends off and your still saying its wide

I literally did that on purpose too, I opened snipping tool, and only did like 3/5 of the screen

[rough pond]

its wide cause I know ur screen is wide

[tawdry trout]

The resolution is just mushed down

[frail oasis]

When the duel take ages 🍿

[brittle osprey]

People who say sniper duels are peak, and its literally just strafe walking back and forth until you hit them

[frail oasis]

If could only own two marksmans 😞

[brittle osprey]

technically you can considering there is an mk2 and an mk1 version of it, you just need to glitch it to get both varients at once

[frail oasis]

😮

I Believe I Can Fly

[empty tartan]

hitting the tree would have made the clip better

[gloomy flicker]

Average mk1 experience

[compact pagoda]

Lie

[tawdry trout]

Looked like skill issue

[nocturne root]

remind me a Good memory 👀 but the global position in this game it's broke and glitched 🤦‍♀️ 🤣

[gleaming spear]

130699

[nocturne root]

look at the timer I'm confusing since 2014 🤦‍♀️

[gleaming spear]

Person in first place has a very high score though, maybe the score is more important than the timer unfortunately

[tawdry trout]

It is

[nocturne root]

@tawdry trout@gleaming spearI think the reason is maybe because I'm only getting the helicopter and killing all the noose and cops to bring the teammate to the dingy for 4:26Min

[tawdry trout]

Yea, speedrunning doesn't help the score only time

[nocturne root]

That's why I'm proud of my speed run time I get in this heist 🙂

[tawdry trout]

Isn't that what's counts the most
Having fun

[nocturne root]

for a speed runner is being faster and having fun both of them 😉 is the best combo 💯

[prime orchid]

i finally-

why is the photo so pixelated 😭

[brittle osprey]

@upper sapphire Yes, it can, the issue is your using story mode data, not online data

[vivid fulcrum]

This gets more funny the more I see it

[upper sapphire]

hmm then rockstar switched gta onlines value system from a 32 bit integer to a 64 bit slight error on my part ig

[brittle osprey]

except for the fact its old

I technically have -2.7trillion still and Im sticking to the numbers here

[upper sapphire]

that still means you can have a max of $9,223,372,036,854,775,807

[vivid fulcrum]

Can you achieve USA GDP?

[brittle osprey]

you can still have higher, I have another account that has 76 digits

[upper sapphire]

how did you physically get that much money

oh right modders

[vivid fulcrum]

Spam keyboard

[brittle osprey]

a couple billion cayo pericos

I might be able to find an old screenshot of it

[upper sapphire]

that would take 114 079.553 years

[brittle osprey]

#gta-online-mk2 message
Yea here

we don't talk about numbers

[vivid fulcrum]

Bro the name is wall
That's immortal entity

[upper sapphire]

spending your immortality on GTA online is crazy 💀

bro was grinding cayo before fire was discovered

[vivid fulcrum]

Is too good to miss

[wild tide]

this's currently possible? 0% cuts?

[brittle osprey]

Thats not entirely how it was earned, thats only the partial amount

You could also get it by killing one of your heist crew members while on a heist

(and by messaging rockstar support you'd be able to obtain it since it was bugged)

[nocturne root]

Chilling Before OG Heist x2 😎

[prime orchid]

just helped the challenge with 50 cayo heists ❤️

[wind pumice]

Who tf this guy no clipping in side my sub?

[nocturne root]

wall breach mb

[tawdry trout]

He got lost
Maybe u should try helping him out instead of just standing there

[wind pumice]

Ohhh

[wind pumice]

I tried helping him by giving him a bullet in the head, but he is still just standing there

[tawdry trout]

Obv that's not the right way to approach it

[nocturne root]

some griefers using certain wall breach last time I saw someone in my kosatka with guns and god mode 🤦‍♀️

[tawdry trout]

Actually have to help him over the ocean with a dinghy or drive the kosatka to the shore

[dense jolt]

Smartest MK2 griefer

[verbal falcon]

Devin weston in online

[dusky timber]

modders had nothing to do with it

[brittle osprey]

(More or less seeing the stupid things I can do)

still baffling how many people don't know the different between cheating, hacking, and modding

[charred vine]

Not every but up to 5 and you need staff assigned to each one and they’ll get stock to fill it (you can also use business battle crates) but yeah i can make like almost 2 million per sell not including the bonus from selling in public lobbies

[wind pumice]

Brrruuuuuhhhhhhhhhh that's stupid

[wind pumice]

Yoooo that's actually crazy! Imma try it

[dusky timber]

bro didn't

[charred vine]

It requires a lot of investment but you can make all the sells just on your own unless if you wanted people for protection but you can buy the sell vehicles and add armour to them

[wind pumice]

Ohhh i see

[charred vine]

All passive too so you don’t have to refill anything you just need the businesses setup and running but like I said you can use the business battle crates to fill up stock more

[flat latch]

yeaaaa looka like all we got now are super mods
pulled me out of casino

[gleaming spear]

[nocturne root]

@wind pumice I know PVP 2024 changed a lot and the mentality of a certain toxic try hard too so you need to be carefully 👀

[wind pumice]

Mmmm what? I didn't understand

[queen radish]

What have I done…

[pulsar stump]

This dude I saw in paleto bay as I was vibing up there lol

[pulsar stump]

@tawdry trout what does this mean?

[tawdry trout]

I can't read anything 😭

So pixelated

[pulsar stump]

It says you have received a 5% discount in shops for achieving good behaviour reports from 90% of your peers

like how tf did I get that when I spent half my killing them

[tawdry trout]

U killed skillfully and the game respected it
It gave you a discount or a bot account mass reported your good behavior

[elfin hill]

What is that sweatshirt 💀

[vivid fulcrum]

I think we someone hit " commend" on jobs you recive good behaviour points ( or lose bad sport points)

[rough pond]

damn bro why u so narrow

[tawdry trout]

Why you playing on 800x600 😭

[haughty garden]

for better fram and i dont remeber its 800x600

[tawdry trout]

Understandable have a nice evening

[rough pond]

frfr

[verbal falcon]

Does it actually increase health?

[tawdry trout]

its bugged
happens every other time you lvl up when your above lvl100

even on 400+ for me

[distant radish]

this is the sorta shit i have to deal with in casino prep

[tawdry trout]

you got the whole squad behind you
xD

[nocturne root]

before getting the truck call Lester or Simeon and request a job then take the truck and join the job offering you to pay and quit the job and then you're going to lose the cops 🤞

[dense jolt]

Did not expect this at all

[distant radish]

it was actually kind of

[dense jolt]

I thought my favorite weapon would definitely be the service carabine MK2

[nocturne root]

Funny Halloween Event 👀 😁

[obsidian sparrow]

bruhhh

[dusky timber]

not knowing about the last week's reward 💀

[inland solstice]

I think you shot them

[mossy sky]

It happens every time, I just ram it at full speed.

[elfin hill]

Oh…

[neon tundra]

How do I send a image I can’t sent none ?

[brittle osprey]

you need server level 5

#information message

[neon tundra]

How do i do it

[tawdry trout]

by talking anywhere really

[cedar orbit]

Does anyone need help with hiests?

[tawdry trout]

someone in the lfg channel might need help

[cedar orbit]

Thank you

[celest valve]

Bye bye officer.. 💥💥

[brittle osprey]

🤧

[compact pagoda]

I can’t see my back anyway

It’d hurt my neck

[fallen crane]

Just destroy it

[brittle osprey]

TF is up with this comically sized bounty icon??

also, why is my car floating on this specific sidewalk, broken goofy game I see

[gleaming spear]

I hope he is not up on you

[brittle osprey]

he couldn't keep up

so its a win win

[gleaming spear]

Fr

[wispy crescent]

ngl this shit is funny

[brittle osprey]

This woulda blown peoples minds in like 2000 if you think about it

[dense jolt]

🎵Another one bites the dust 🎵

[outer terrace]

@brittle osprey it's a good limit tho (50g)

[brittle osprey]

The difference is Source vs reduced quality

[wispy crescent]

exactly, looks like a 2D videogame

[zinc trout]

Just how

[wispy crescent]

I entered lscm and it glitched out

[zinc trout]

Nice lol

It’s like N64 running animation

[signal iris]

dumb reason to put this here but oh well

[vivid fulcrum]

Bro jump across the map

[rich jolt]

How did you do that jump 💀

[signal iris]

@agile gorge

[lethal birch]

how did you even??? 😭

[agile gorge]

Opp mk1 gliding counts as a jump

[signal iris]

i actually don't know, but i know it wasn't with the mk1

[brittle osprey]

thats so smol

[signal iris]

well for you, modder

[signal iris]

but time flying for almost an hour lmao

[vivid fulcrum]

How many feet in a mile

[tiny depot]

Nice one

[signal iris]

[vivid fulcrum]

Smashed the world record

[untold oar]

that deep fried hdr is crazy

[whole cape]

It looks relatively accurate and decent ive seen much more blown out HDR clips

[tawdry trout]

So your Standard is very low, gotcha

[whole cape]

Wot

Some clips just have very inaccurate colors that are way too bright or off of what it actually looks like. Ive played with HDR and it looks mostly like that so

[lusty birch]

what rock

[buoyant narwhal]

can you spot it

[pulsar stump]

Yah what rock blud on about lol

[buoyant narwhal]

EXACTLY

THERE WAS NO ROCK IT WAS A LITERAL LEDGE AND IT STILL FLUNG ME 😭

[pulsar stump]

😭

Happened to me during a hesit hit fuck all and my car went flying into the water

[kindred oracle]

erm

[pulsar stump]

Average pc session

[upper sapphire]

Man I love supporting small local businesses 😁 👍

[brittle osprey]

where all da pixels

[buoyant narwhal]

count the pixels

[lusty birch]

eh atleast a modder didnt spawn it on top the talllest building with 50 cars on top

[brittle osprey]

I probably could 💀

[humble gate]

[bitter sun]

https://streamable.com/t8jfvt

[left mauve]

Hold my beer 🍺🍻🍻🍻

@signal iris I've waited all my GTA game time for this moment 😂💀 I set out on a side quest one day

[honest vortex]

Bad sport on armed vehicles is nonsense

Bugs me so much

[vivid fulcrum]

How how 💀

[left mauve]

161,215ft 💀 I simply, uh, did a wheelie that lasted 4-5 full laps around the entire map of gta

[vivid fulcrum]

What a torture

[left mauve]

It was worth it, the side quest had to be finished 💀

It's real nice, once in a blue moon, to be able to win the ego contest of longest wheelie in party chats 😏

[vivid fulcrum]

Ego boost is strongest boost

[left mauve]

@vivid fulcrum look at this 💀

[tawdry trout]

Only 310 days

[vivid fulcrum]

Here comes the grinch

I am 30 days old in gta online

[tawdry trout]

Not even a full month

[left mauve]

Only? What is you at 💀 My full time on PS4 is currently 12k hours (full game time both charecter)

[tawdry trout]

Only 12k

Are you even playing the game at this point

[left mauve]

:0 only 12k? True, Ive only honestly just gotten to the good part

I guess it's 390 days

[vivid fulcrum]

Still can't consent

My dude is literally a virgin

[left mauve]

85 dances I guess

[vivid fulcrum]

Sinful

[pulsar stump]

The 2.6k bounties lol

[pulsar stump]

What the photos ya taken? And how u see that stuff?

[left mauve]

What are other people's? 💀 Is it a lot?

[vivid fulcrum]

I take photos of big muscular men
Stats are from rockstar website

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/career/stats

[pulsar stump]

Uh a lot less then my friends one lmao he has like 12k bounties

[vivid fulcrum]

Dis

[pulsar stump]

Ty

[left mauve]

Interesting, all I do normally is fight. Why are my bounty stats not normal 💀

[pulsar stump]

Idk lmao

Lemme check my bounties

[left mauve]

I mean - I am tho - I usually go up against heavy hitting opponents in lobbies. There's not honestly much time for bounties

[pulsar stump]

Fairs lol

[vivid fulcrum]

My bounties are from npcs

I commit grand theft auto a lot

[pulsar stump]

Lol

[left mauve]

I've only stollen 3.2k vehicles

[pulsar stump]

Lel

84 bounties placed on me

Priv dances 10

6 sex acts purchased

This is my main character lol

@vivid fulcrum 40.3k crashes 💀

[vivid fulcrum]

Horni

[vivid fulcrum]

[pulsar stump]

My friends one

10.6k priv dances

11.2k sex acts purchased

[pulsar stump]

My friends more horny 💀

[vivid fulcrum]

20k crashes

[vivid fulcrum]

Your friend is freaky

[pulsar stump]

I sumhow crashed 20.3k more times then u... 😭

[pulsar stump]

Fr lmao

[vivid fulcrum]

I am the stig, best racist

Racer#

[pulsar stump]

Lol fr

400hrs in story mode 😭

[fiery slate]

h

[vivid fulcrum]

Too much information flowing into your brain rn

[pulsar stump]

Lmao naw tryna do all strangers and freaks lol I'm currently at 48/58 lol

[vivid fulcrum]

I have 3 left

[pulsar stump]

Dam

[vivid fulcrum]

Ugly ahh

[pulsar stump]

How dare u disrespect the staring lol

[vivid fulcrum]

Just stating fax no cap

[pulsar stump]

Lol

[celest valve]

Watch me get the acid supplies from that stash house ffs..

… cash factory.. Tbh id rather have another supply of acid than a resupply for that waste of fucking time 😭

[pulsar stump]

Agreed

[vivid fulcrum]

Why can't we just call the acid lab

[pulsar stump]

Tbf I only use yohan for sourcing NC stock lmao if I need to other then that I let it fill up on its own

[celest valve]

Easiest way to take down a merryweather with ballistic armour.. 👌

[celest valve]

Only reason why my cash factory stays operational is bc I also use it for NC stock other than that I would shut it down

[vivid fulcrum]

Bruh

[dense jolt]

It wasn't a bad sport lobby

[honest vortex]

No I mean you got the points towards it

I've been put in bad sport lobbies just popping mks2

[dense jolt]

It looks pretty decent in my opinion but wasn't the best for fighting lmao

[vivid fulcrum]

You've gone psycho that's why

[dense jolt]

I did get into bad sport but it was intentional cause I was curious

[honest vortex]

That shouldn't matter.

[honest vortex]

Usually they're boring but the last time I was in one for 8 days was October and it was full in most servers.

[bronze bane]

dont do it very often cus it doubles every time first its 2 days then 4 days then keeps going

[honest vortex]

I've even cargo griefed in bad lobbies lol

[honest vortex]

It starts at two but doesn't always double.

[dense jolt]

Yeah I know so that was the only time I got in

[bronze bane]

oh mb i js heard a youtuber said that but ive never been in a bad sport so i js believed him

[dense jolt]

You should have tried protecting cargo in bad sport

I think I got him a little mad

Tbf he was the one who attacked me in a frickin sparrow

It happened two times and I killed him so he went all the way to zancudo to get his hydra

[honest vortex]

It does double over time yes so 4 will evenutally be 8 etc

[bronze bane]

oh

[honest vortex]

Most people off the radar

[flat latch]

you dont get to see that in your expensive apartments

[vivid fulcrum]

A morockstaron?

[chrome patrol]

[vivid fulcrum]

[chrome patrol]

Might be an unpopular opinion but >