gta-media

[golden berry]

only annoying thing is the back to sp , at least send me to a new session

[pulsar stump]

Family

[brittle osprey]

I saw no muscle car, thats incorrect.

[flat latch]

omg haha

[chrome patrol]

Watch the whole clip lol

[brittle osprey]

In the start sigh

too many supers tho

[lethal birch]

probably a paid menu modder trying to bypass battle eye or sum shit

[brittle ibex]

100%

[lethal birch]

which is good considering that the anti-cheat is working for public lobbies so now we could be safe in pubs

without getting 5 UFOs stacked on top of us

[golden berry]

Nothing changed, now you just lose whatever you were doing cause you get kick to sp

[lethal birch]

Atleast its better than getting modded upon

I'd rather be kicked to singleplayer due to safety reasons then waiting for 20 mins loading screens cause a modder is lagging the whole server

and nowadays public lobbies are loading in 10x faster than before

[tender coral]

400k hand

[shadow scroll]

on my old pc the game resisted to crash and modders couldn't really do anything oddly enough

older hardware = crash proof?

[untold oar]

Nice

[unborn quartz]

hi guys

im new to GTA V got 10 hours I want to know how to make a lot of money

I saw a tutorial where there is a ship wreck

that gives out 25k but its too slow and its on story mode if u have any suggestions pls help me out :>

[untold oar]

do the stock market glitch

or the stock market assassination missions

[short island]

is there any duo heist in gta 5, im having trouble since its only me and a friend trying to get through a few heist but cant do much other than 1 as of right now due to lack of people to help, we need to more people but it seems out of the quistion so rather look for 2 player heist

[ivory goblet]

Doomsday, casino, cayo

The only stuff that requires 4 are the og heists and some odd stuff like Lamar work

[normal gull]

everything was doing well until mk2 run me over, did some drifting in the Virtue, and for some reason in the middle of the road I couldn’t enter my lab but I can enter in a parking garage weird

[unborn quartz]

whats the steps?

@untold oar

[stray schooner]

patchy patch patch~~

[winged phoenix]

oh MY GODDDD

[unborn quartz]

my first hiest

VERY tense it was an adrenaline rush!!!

[golden berry]

Skill issue

[faint obsidian]

Congrats brother

[light root]

ggs

[gleaming spear]

🔥

[winged phoenix]

i accept

[frail orbit]

Nice 🔥

[shadow scroll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1096008529686564926/1286756714732978217/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_replay_2024.09.20-20.11-00.01.44.904-00.02.00.033.mp4?ex=66ef1113&is=66edbf93&hm=22bf5da140c72d496ffa586d4a35377b51c37baa1231bee4e24e7269ae8925e7& EARRAPE WARNING!

[winged phoenix]

sounds like your gpu

[covert idol]

no pistol, had to improvise

[flat latch]

smart! too bad they didnt give 2x on those this week.
like the motorcycle! the vultus was a unique creature
the lazy 700 twin didnt produce that noise tho 😄

[gleaming spear]

Congrats

[flat latch]

yea ... modder... so this mod still with us 😦
gave me and an entire lobby heartattack

[shadow scroll]

look at this wannabe cryhard

hes faking the score, using orbital cannons to kill me, uses oppressor mk2 and job warps out of ground fights

so i decided to play like a pussy and do the same shit but with jets instead of oppressors

[dusky timber]

/ 2

[tender coral]

Id just spend the 750k to orb that guy and then be in my way while they complain

[tender coral]

Yoooooo oreo!!!

[dusky timber]

[tender coral]

Just wait 6 more mins

[silk hinge]

I got like 590 on ps5 edition

[fading hull]

I tried but at least you got the clip ig

[uncut steppe]

Huh

[fading hull]

Giving a heist
Did you ever get queued

[uncut steppe]

Nah I just hopped off

[uncut steppe]

Also I posted that picture before you offered iirc

[fading hull]

I think it was 24 or 5 u said
I got heists and good pay anytime

[flat latch]

what you doing stupid

here we go....

[compact pagoda]

HOW

Wth was that alarm

[tawdry trout]

so thats the new sound of the orb canon, good to know

[flat latch]

modder attack

[compact pagoda]

Was it actually ear shattering ingame

[flat latch]

oh yea happened to me once, horrible

[frail orbit]

Thanks

[frail orbit]

https://youtu.be/bkmh_cBB1Zg?si=29JAZW4VqcyB-re7

[pulsar stump]

credit to u stole from our dms but this will be the score if me and u 1v1d but with our names instead 🤣

[flat latch]

just GTA throwing me nowhere after a mission.

[pulsar stump]

🤣

Happened to me once but i was spawned in the ocean

[flat latch]

well. cant say it is a bad sight, even after 10 years still looks good

[pulsar stump]

@chrome patrol

[chrome patrol]

Oh lmao

[pulsar stump]

Yeah lol

Stole the pic from dms hope ya dont mind

[chrome patrol]

I posted it here as well np lol

[pulsar stump]

Alr lmao

[shadow scroll]

i get the same error sometimes

it's a bug with social club servers

i'm surprised the armpits aren't hairy

[shadow scroll]

so what happened to this bad sport thing? seems like rockstar removed it again on pc because i wasn't getting any popups while destroying pv's

[compact pagoda]

Well why are you blowing up personal vehicles

Seems kind of erhhh cringe

[shadow scroll]

grief :)

[compact pagoda]

bleh

[rough pond]

before the latest update the bad sport multiplier for destroying pv on pc was zero

maybe they changed something hoping that there would be no modders and there would be no way to manipulate this value

[opaque hull]

https://youtu.be/bLZo0e8hlfI?si=b3H5aBLXNI6YT1t0

[brittle osprey]

(Good ending)

[outer terrace]

@lethal birch

[heavy otter]

[lethal birch]

I bought it from steam tho

[outer terrace]

idk i never bought cards from steam or rockstar sry

[untold oar]

old news

[rapid nest]

How old? Says 3 hours for me could be more

[untold oar]

3 days old

[heavy otter]

👆 He is behind this

[random sequoia]

gooch

[desert ember]

😭

[vestal citrus]

@robust verge

[desert ember]

JESUS

[robust verge]

What the hell is this.

[brittle osprey]

The grinch of gta (but his high on acid brother)

[outer terrace]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhiLSdOuQ7w E&E

[untold oar]

no

not now atleast

all they did was find an empty folder

[outer terrace]

idk for me its pretty obvious they got something rdy for us

[untold oar]

rdr1 is definitely coming sometime soon to pc

but I would hold off e&e 1 or 2 months after that

[dusky timber]

the lore friendly version of black myth: blue myth with bong

[void marten]

I'm the blue myth with bong

[flat latch]

Not mine but i lolled hard

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/s/XLfuZs0weM

[dusky timber]

watch this move

https://rxddit.com/r/gtaonline/s/XLfuZs0weM

that happened to me a number of times

[shadow scroll]

this was so easy to bypass..

[brittle osprey]

(Once again menu stuff and bypassing isn't for here)

[shadow scroll]

there is mod menu here

just a simple hud mod

[brittle osprey]

well talking about anything bypassing or mod menu content isn't allowed here

[dusky timber]

technically, strictly speaking, actually and to be fair, he isn't breaking rules with just that screenshot

[brittle osprey]

doobious

I hate spoken

[shadow scroll]

also my god the dominator fx wheelie is so broken

it maxes you out at top speed insanely fast

[brittle osprey]

theres alot of broken things, Im finding stuff right now

It happens on websites where I can't even buy some stuff, like locked off them peram, I gotta restart and go into another invite only just to see them for a short while, so it looks like this

[shadow scroll]

yoo rockstar added VAC

also why is the dominator fx so bouncy?

[golden berry]

That's what happen when you're broke and don't pay your bills

[brittle osprey]

You mean the 9000 bounty

[golden berry]

Everything, i kicked you out of los santos while putting a bounty on your head because you're broke and i don't want you in my city

[pulsar stump]

@wicked gazelle this is social club

[wicked gazelle]

is it on Rockstar Games

[static sluice]

why i cant send photos?

[brittle osprey]

Level 5 is needed in the server

[shadow scroll]

a random guy in a session got perma banned by the anti cheat.. tf

[celest spade]

I heard battleye is inconsistent about these.

[rough pond]

dude what happened with ur screen

[flat latch]

😄

the senior citizen is highest normal bounty I even seen... makes sense 😄

his move is to knock out teeth from innocent customers... daaanm

[pulsar stump]

Idk lol old laptop

[golden berry]

Causz it's hard mode, you wouldn't want to use the tazer on him and see him die

[brittle osprey]

How the FIB feels rolling up on you with 4 stars:

[flat latch]

uh uh

also have $0

OMG LOL wtf?

[brittle osprey]

Bro got the beta test version 💀

[flat latch]

possibly haha, Im already back online

[brittle osprey]

I know this bug because I get it when changing sessions while already changing sessions

It basically forces you into a singeplayer map with your online ped

[flat latch]

all I did was leave the facility

[real pine]

is this real ?

[untold oar]

yes

If you restart the game you should be good tho

[flat latch]

yeas some none sense

[brittle osprey]

A modder can ban people using battleye until their game is restarted, its like a temp false ban basically

[flat latch]

great fun

[blazing pike]

In my defense he blew up my new car

[brittle osprey]

"In my defense" Shows pic of 73 - 9:

[blazing pike]

He blew up my new car I think this is a pretty reasonable score

[carmine nebula]

60 afk kills

[brittle osprey]

10 tank ramming kills

[blazing pike]

I don't even own a tank 😭

Like 20 kills in he went "Ground fight bum" I was in my sparrow and some other guy he was griefing earlier was on the ground

[carmine nebula]

I had a tryhard kill me 20 times with thermal and explosive sniper while I was afk lmao

[blazing pike]

I don't think he liked the sauce

[blazing pike]

Man I genuinely need too invest in thermal scope

Thermal helmet is annoying to use

[carmine nebula]

And sweaty

Tbf you do have the standard tryhard outfit

[shadow scroll]

they can only show the popup once and you can just go in a new session

[shadow scroll]

idk if this is also at full volume on console but on pc it jumpscares me every time

[shadow scroll]

and doesn't have the damage drop off if you get heqdshotted

[brittle osprey]

Your required to restart your game if you get false battleye banned by a modder. Being battleye kicked, you just go to a solo public session and then rejoin another session

[shadow scroll]

not for me

[brittle osprey]

If your using bypasses, or your a modder yourself that excludes that, can't say its the same for everyone then claim that for everyone else as well if it only applies to 1 (or few) people

[shadow scroll]

i am bypassing the anti cheat tho

so that i can use my hud mod

[brittle osprey]

Therefore a battleye ban would not work on you so you just join another session

[carmine nebula]

Homing missile incoming

Aaand I got badsport from this gamemode again

This game bruh

[shadow scroll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1217905620984922192.webp?size=48&quality=lossless&name=kekw

[carmine nebula]

[gleaming spear]

Peak delusion

[lethal birch]

Sick. . . . .

[brittle osprey]

Swagger

[lethal birch]

another bs attack

[ornate brook]

Fuck the GTA modder community

[desert ember]

seems like lester agrees

[ornate brook]

and to you too

[desert ember]

lmao yeah

[ornate brook]

let’s see if he agrees with this

CUM

[desert ember]

LESTER

[ornate brook]

LESTER IS GREEDY

[desert ember]

gta lester mods idk

he gone now

[ornate brook]

idek anymore

[desert ember]

i cant move

its frozen and blurry because i was trying to load in somewhere

i gotta go to a new session ig

[frail orbit]

"Delusional? The fuck you mean im delusional?"
-Xll_llllll_lx, 2024

[opaque tartan]

@fallow dome

[opaque tartan]

Wait this is an old table, primary loot been nerfed

[fallow dome]

It's already plenty helpful

[pearl valley]

well well well

[desert ember]

what even happened

[pearl valley]

returned to the game after a year long break and my virtue alongside like 3 other things went randomly missing

i have yet to make a report on every thing that ive lost

[desert ember]

wow

[pearl valley]

cause i dont even remember everything ive lost

[desert ember]

that sucks 😭

[dusky timber]

[dusky timber]

if you don't remember, did it even matter in the first place?

[pearl valley]

i mean i remember the important ones but theres also less significant losses

[dusky timber]

maybe the losses were the friends we made along the way... wait

[pearl valley]

real

[brittle osprey]

Fake, the door is on the right side, not the left

[smoky perch]

That’s just the camera

[brittle osprey]

Nah, thats the left side you took a pic of, when there is no bullet holes in the door, nor is it on the correct side, your a fake mether 😞

[smoky perch]

No

You’re lying

I am the one who knocks

[brittle osprey]

The only thing your knocking is on the wrong door 😭

[visual elbow]

flip the image horizontally

[brittle osprey]

Im not pulling out the image editor rn, maybe later

[visual elbow]

oh if you want to edit that then also the words wil be backwards so snip them and flip then again so it will fit in the picture

B)

[smoky perch]

Proof?

[brittle osprey]

Im trying to lose my braincells, not use them

[visual elbow]

😅 you start as an einstein and become beetlejuice?

[smoky perch]

Spell red

[brittle osprey]

R.e.d.

you spelled yours incorrectly tbh, now I've got a list to catch up on

[visual elbow]

lster

🙂

bruh

how do I post media?

I want to send a picture

[smoky perch]

Idk

[visual elbow]

lol

I want to send a picture in tech support but doesnt let me

13:52:27: Updating...
13:52:42: Launching game...
13:52:52: Note: File blocks can be ignored if they don't cause problems with the game.
13:52:52: [INFO] Blocked loading of file: "C:\Program Files\Malwarebytes\Anti-Malware\mbamsi64.dll".

there is this log

the battleeye blocked my antivirus

[shadow scroll]

ah gta modders

[shadow scroll]

happens to me too

[ornate brook]

u got banned for modding?

[ornate brook]

.

[shadow scroll]

no it's fake

[ornate brook]

ohh right

[shadow scroll]

it freezes your screen and basically drops you instantly into singleplayer

[ornate brook]

oh right

[bright wing]

Someone tell me how to use my screen like this playing gta as well as using settings for flight mode

[brittle osprey]

Lemme guess, your trying to do replay, look at a video for it

[bright wing]

I cant find a video for it

[tawdry trout]

Windowed mode and than lower resolution

[bright wing]

They don’t explain how to bring up setting wile also using gta all they explain is when to use flight mode they don’t tell me how to put these two windows together like this

[bright wing]

Breh tell me in detail

[tawdry trout]

Oh and" pause game on lost focus " is off

[tawdry trout]

Setting than video I think

[bright wing]

It is off

[bright wing]

I can’t drag my mouse out of the gta window

[bright wing]

I can’t drag my mouse out of the gta window

[tawdry trout]

Alt+tab is one way

[untold oar]

you only alt tab

[bright wing]

Oh

[brittle osprey]

We got the low quality sobbing live reaction

[bright wing]

Alr now i can do it

Breh i was getting frustrated

Thank you all

[untold oar]

bro needed 2 buttons to fix his problems and looked for 2 hours

[bright wing]

Like seriously I could not find anything on yt

[shadow scroll]

it was at this moment that i knew... i fucked up

[brittle osprey]

bikers fault

[shadow scroll]

no

[brittle osprey]

Clearly using the fire lane as a path of travel

[shadow scroll]

the heli fell on me

[pearl lake]

https://youtu.be/oVSUsLiEU8s?si=X_dEMftpuxPc46t_

[dusky timber]

we'll be right back

[brittle osprey]

Heres a new one (I just exited los santos customs)

[pulsar stump]

Game said u had tequila enough so have pink diamond

[shadow scroll]

that bug has been in the game since 2013

[brittle osprey]

after the autoshop it was fixed but it appears to happen now

[shadow scroll]

the ls car meet race track has the same bug on the corners

[normal gull]

this is what you get for killing me when I was trying to go into my warehouse

[lethal birch]

Just uninstall malware byte ( even tho I had malware byte 2 days ago when the AC came and I didn't had any problems )

[blazing pike]

My facility done run away 😭🙏

[lethal birch]

just don't click onto porn links or horny clickbait links and you should be good.

[tawdry trout]

the ppl who dont know this are usually not old enough to go there in the first place

[gleaming spear]

Wow

[frail orbit]

Your facility: NOT YOU AGAIN I wanted some peace and quiet and yet you returned again!!
🏃

[visual elbow]

Ye but the web ain't my problem it's directed cyber attacks and vulnerabilities and malware bytes can provide the right edr

[blazing pike]

"Ah gee I gotta get outta here! 🏃" Ass facility

[visual elbow]

It also guards me from being hacked by modders in GTA using the battleeye anti cheat to run malicious stuff on my PC(at an elevated permissions since battle eye is run in kernel mode)

[lethal birch]

You aren't rockstar or a big tech company that some cyber criminal group would hack into

[visual elbow]

This one kicks my butt

That sounds very weird but it's possible

You don't know these skids intention

[visual elbow]

Ye but it makes no difference in keeping my accounts safe

I saw how easy it is to compromise a computer and it's scary

[lethal birch]

Not really making u safe if you don't do anything risky

[visual elbow]

Ye but he is my last resort

Saved me multiple times

[lethal birch]

Ehh man idk

[spiral marsh]

Got tractor but not Patrick McCreary lol

[lethal birch]

100% u used to click onto those shady links but later malware byte came in

Any car meets?

[visual elbow]

No i dont click on random links don't worry , what's amazingly good with Malwarebytes is that it can automatically find weird behavior of an application using AI and it actually worked and stops most polymorphic viruses

It's like 10000 humans looking at procmon of each process 24 7

So that's why I like to keep it very much

[visual elbow]

So I guess this is a problem in battle eye services? It shouldn't interfere with verified signatures applications like Microsoft made

Because if it did the OS could of break

[sterile fox]

goddamn, looks like you're overdosing on bst or something

[carmine nebula]

Thought it was my phone lmao

When I click on it it makes the whole app lag

Didn't even get the kill

That 2nd missile definitely hit

[west plover]

Its just a gif

[sterile fox]

that's not just a gif, that's a gif on some serious trip

[west plover]

Sorry then i used. Dax acid

[sterile fox]

i see

[outer terrace]

@spiral marsh wait around here gl

[flat latch]

so much horse power you ripped reality

[frail orbit]

Bro is going 12.3 undecillion mph 😭😭😭

[pulsar stump]

😭😭😭

Not fun having to redo it

[flat latch]

ok what? in single player...

[carmine nebula]

Burn it

[flat latch]

cant be destroyed... a modder car in single

[elfin arrow]

the junk just carries over from online

[dry horizon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/dD1j38t68hA?si=5WQF5YzSgrQ58SmR

[chrome patrol]

What are the chances?

[elfin arrow]

10%, 20% if it's been at least 72 hours since the previous heist

[chrome patrol]

I assume 72 hours irl right?

[elfin arrow]

yes

[stable spear]

i keep thinking of death it scares me why help my moods been down

[shadow scroll]

i am surprised that i only met 20 modders for the last few days

[shadow scroll]

i had planes that were destroyed in sp from online
. nothing new

[heavy otter]

I suggest getting some professional help. There are some medications which will help on depression. (I’ve used some) Therapy will help some people. But Discord might not be best place to look for help as there are a lot of trolls.

Of course if you get some genuine peer support it’s good even if it’s from Discord, but it’s probably hard to find on this platform unless it’s a specific server for that.

[shadow scroll]

why is this ceo bigger than other players

[shadow scroll]

lol

[shadow scroll]

i can save my cars in michaels house for some reason

so basically i can have any of my gta online vehicles in sp.. like my nightshark

[weary coyote]

why do you have the hud from ps3?

[dusky timber]

this is why they won't survive when the zombie apocalypse hits

[dusky timber]

first thing they'll be doing will be spreading it

[shadow scroll]

why wpuldn't i?

[weary coyote]

are you allowed mods on gta online?

[compact pagoda]

Yes

[dusky timber]

no

[shadow scroll]

no but since gta 5 has no rpf protectuon i can modify my rpf files

[glad brook]

who cooked this ??

[finite light]

Peep the Droop.

[compact pagoda]

Good song innit

[glad brook]

yea fr

[pulsar stump]

Uh

[tawdry trout]

What's the issue?

[brittle osprey]

He owns an mk2

[pulsar stump]

Somehow glitched my way into the side of my high end apartment lol

[pulsar stump]

Nu uh

[brittle osprey]

yuh huh

[pulsar stump]

Nu uhh ill orb u

[brittle osprey]

That orb gunna come from the respawn screen?

[pulsar stump]

Naw ill be in my facility waiting

[tawdry trout]

Yeah I know that, was just wondering why he said uh

[pulsar stump]

Yk the del pero apartment

Outside area i soemhow glitched into the wall outside 😭

[tawdry trout]

That's ur punishment for using the mk2

[pulsar stump]

Nu uh

[neat torrent]

Do you want to see my avata?

[granite wraith]

anyone know what this bug is?

[neat torrent]

I think it is mantrap bug

How is it?

[west plover]

anticheat is working perfectly

[neat torrent]

wow

only three

[neat torrent]

i need feedback

[celest spade]

Dark

[neat torrent]

too dark?

[celest spade]

Video is black and white, so i can't figure out vehicles real color unless it is pure black.

[neat torrent]

hmm...

So, what can I to fix it?

[honest raft]

its been bypassed for like 4days now

[heavy otter]

And banwaves starting to happen

[neat torrent]

you know it?

[granite wraith]

how do i fix it

ive been trying for ages

[neat torrent]

I think fixed 60fps

maybe it will be help for you

[granite wraith]

ill try it now

[coral glade]

Lol I remember seeing this often.

Do people still drop cash for others?

[neat torrent]

solved it?

[granite wraith]

i love you no diddy

[neat torrent]

did it?

[granite wraith]

yes thank you very much

[neat torrent]

washington, who want to strech

[scarlet escarp]

nice

[neat torrent]

40's friendly mid-age man

[brittle osprey]

I'd say hes either 54 or 67, really good skin he'll say

[gleaming spear]

Your outfit reminds me of a certain character from GTA vice city stories.
Forbes I think he was called

[neat torrent]

It is miami-vice

[gleaming spear]

Still nice outfit 🔥

[west plover]

Idk

[frail orbit]

Nice

[runic garden]

I finally decided to do this claimable car robbery .
Anyone else have collecting dust setup too 😂😭 ?

[neat cairn]

Fast food of death

The taco explosion

The taco death

[normal gull]

@short hedge @brittle trout so this happened last night

[brittle trout]

bro entered my realm

[brittle osprey]

No, "free falling" playing

4/10

[normal gull]

I was glitched after I sent a strike after someone and watched them lol

[dry horizon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Lb2DGOUZC4k?si=SaJ9QB2QnNpKKmKe

[ornate brook]

so this happened…

[gleaming spear]

Lmao

[neat torrent]

what's this?

[dusky timber]

[neat torrent]

I want to eat burger after I saw it

[neat torrent]

baseball?

[opaque tartan]

Are you feeling it now Mr Ignus?

Wait no

Well it could be interperated both ways

[frail orbit]

Holy shit 🤣

[stable spear]

ima bout to be a juggalo

[lethal birch]

Scientist car ( White washington )

[neat torrent]

lmao

[neat torrent]

Infunus/Nofunus

[compact pagoda]

We can make a game out of this

[dusky timber]

wtf is an infunus

[neat torrent]

happy/sad

[dusky timber]

yeah but wtf is an "infunus"

do you mean infurnace? 🧑‍🍳

[brittle osprey]

Its a funus

[dusky timber]

[neat torrent]

just word play

[compact pagoda]

Sounds like a threat

[tawdry trout]

I thought he meant infernus, but could just be me

[neat torrent]

Word play ok?

[dusky timber]

[neat torrent]

maybe Lv.8000 touched my session

[celest spade]

It is an old stuff.

[neat torrent]

my avata with admiral

[umbral tartan]

Any 1 wana play I'm on pc

[tawdry trout]

You can always ask in #pc-l｜other-lfg 🥰

[umbral tartan]

Ty

[chrome patrol]

Rip bozo

[neat torrent]

he was friendly man

[tawdry trout]

Apparently not

[neat torrent]

than...

you think my avata looks like mafia boss?

[sharp plaza]

Where can i ask for help with heist?

[tawdry trout]

You look like the "that's how the Mafia works" guy

[tardy stone]

@sharp plaza, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @chrome patrol

[neat torrent]

hmm...

I plan to make my avata like 40s friendly mid-age man

[lethal birch]

Ladder Launch strat | From N.E roof terrace To PD station roof (Heli)

[potent notch]

new anticheat looks fabulous!

[untold oar]

that's only if you have high enough fps to make it that far

[lethal birch]

yea 100 FPS at least is needed

[untold oar]

very very very very very nice

[winged phoenix]

Hey who the fuck removed my gif

[brittle osprey]

Probably a mod, since it probably broke a rule or something

[winged phoenix]

Mystery prize my ass

[dusky timber]

@lime orchid

[lime orchid]

ah yeah, copied from asians, kinda cring

well, not kinda. it actually is

[lethal birch]

I learnt it from Korean speedrunenrs and I made a tutorial about it

so only because it's a speedrun strat, it's considered as cring. dayuum

[lime orchid]

its not that

the heli copter and the ladder launch are the cring parts

[covert idol]

But the staff lobby is way faster than going to the roof tho

So is it 10 times faster overall?

[lethal birch]

2 korean speedrunners used this method and they have the world record on SNS elite challenge

it's faster than staff lobby

[lime orchid]

there are no actively updated leaderboard to confirm that, plus it would be divided to glitchless and glitch runs

[dusky timber]

rev

[lime orchid]

[lethal birch]

revenant? O7

[dusky timber]

yes

[neat cairn]

Niceee

[dusky timber]

[winged phoenix]

Nice my ass

This thing is like 50k

[dusky timber]

[neat cairn]

Wdym? It's rare to get isn't it? The lost van slamvan?

[dusky timber]

yeah but he won the found slamvan

[covert idol]

staff lobby + bikes in lost mc clubhouse then wall climb could be close

but i cba to test it

[untold oar]

imagine he sells it thinking it's nothing

that's what it seems to be right now

[brittle osprey]

its cause it is worth nothing

[untold oar]

but it's a rare chance

that's something

[lime orchid]

its regular slamvan

[untold oar]

ohh it's not the lost

[neat cairn]

So the regular one?

[untold oar]

[neat cairn]

So u can get the regular one and the lost?

[daring yoke]

LMFAO

[steel raven]

Random spawn locations be like

[lethal birch]

gyat fuck damn that is common ( didn't saw it was just a regular slamvan )

[dusky timber]

earlier this year i had the privilege of witnessing someone spell god damn as "gyatt daym" to emphasize the severity without knowing what gyatt stands for

but what is so "god damn" about winning a found slamvan?

[lethal birch]

Cause its quite rare tbh and haven't seen many getting them

dunno if the guy got it off from the internet or actually got it for himself

[steel raven]

Well I don’t know what that guy i saw you use it

[normal gull]

I got stuck here earlier

[dusky timber]

but you can buy a found slamvan from the internet

[ivory goblet]

Didn’t think you could

At LSCM anyway

Legit there is only one way to get it, oin the wheel and that’s 1-in-whatever odds, ain’t no way that’s gettin hit as often as dudes got em

[lethal birch]

ooo fuck Iam stupid, I thought that was the lost slamvan 💀

I need some eye prescriptions

Iam dumb as bricks

[chrome patrol]

🤳 📺

[tender coral]

I hate that this made me laugh

[steel raven]

Yes 🤣

[dusky timber]

ayo

[tender coral]

[covert idol]

my mk2 weapons

[ornate brook]

mine r all pink

[brittle osprey]

Mine are all 2 tone with blue skulls

[void marten]

Mine are black I like the uniform look

[soft hound]

Passive income is awesome

[tender coral]

Forgot liveries exist

[tender coral]

I make my MK2 guns white and my Regular Guns Pink

[normal gull]

@half sage this is the ceo

[half sage]

Ik I’ve done that

[ornate brook]

My CEO is called “SecuroPerv”

And MC is “BikeCurious”

[normal gull]

interesting

[jade imp]

Try annoying a Mk2 to the point that they accuse you of cheating

[brittle osprey]

He'll run out of missiles before he can actually kill you 😭

[jade imp]

That's when you try to go in for the ramming kill

[brittle osprey]

If your dodging, thats just skill issue for using lock on

[elfin hill]

I’ve sniped through buildings to kill mk2 users that just sit on roofs. Couple times they called me out on cheating when they just don’t know how the games rendering works

[elfin hill]

Some other clips that are even better then sniping with a heavy rifle

These clips are ancient btw

[jade imp]

[ornate brook]

so confused as to why you machine gunned the palm tree at the start

[elfin hill]

Honestly

Idfk

[ornate brook]

tryhard tactics that i dont understand

kidding

[elfin hill]

Instinct I guess or just a misclick

[brittle osprey]

Thinking does not work in the brisk of combat

[ornate brook]

don’t ask me

[ornate brook]

my thought exactly

[fallow geyser]

You ruined my Night…

[fallow geyser]

I would answer "if a Loser like Me is of First Place, i wonder how you should be called for breathing my Dust"

[weary coyote]

he left so quickly

[fallow geyser]

I love when people just go fuck themselves, haha

[lethal birch]

What's this new 400MB update about?

Time to hitup tez2

[golden berry]

if i had to guess : battle eye update.

[heavy otter]

I truly hope so

[celest spade]

That update size looks like indeed Battleye update.

[lethal birch]

Could be

Either they'll make battle eye more stable or less stable 🤷 praying for the best

[dusky timber]

[lethal birch]

noice noice

[celest spade]

https://steamdb.info/app/271590/history/

[dusky timber]

noice noice

[lethal birch]

Seems like jumbled mess to me

but hopefully its for the best

[dusky timber]

replies to his tweet are certified brain rot

[lethal birch]

Man these emojis are top notch

[celest spade]

new dlc?

[lethal birch]

And Iam greeted with this. Lovely 400mb update

Iam going to sleep till this fixes itself

[dusky timber]

the one and only time in the history of time when "please try again later" is actually the most viable fix for the problem

[thick bramble]

can never feel satisfaction full sending the virtue

[dusky timber]

https://youtu.be/HnpS8VRpGfE wtf

[untold oar]

Definitely

[dusky timber]

but it's not an image

[compact pagoda]

Easy

[golden berry]

Finally an interesting bounty

[normal bronze]

French

[normal gull]

wtf

[tawdry trout]

You flew too straight up
I recommend slight angle and use your rotors to gain height too

[normal gull]

that’s when I realized that plane isn’t too great but will do better next time

[dreamy fable]

This is the quad lens helmet which gives you thermal @potent notch

[tawdry trout]

This dude already has the Christmas dlc 😭

Us peasants have to wait for a few more months

[dreamy fable]

only special players get EA

[jolly trellis]

lol

[pulsar stump]

Lmaooo got it one day before weekly update lol

[normal gull]

@solid basin this was against npc bc I wanted them out of my way lmao

[solid basin]

Dang

[normal gull]

one you warm the gun up at the start of its dangerous

[solid basin]

Alr

[honest vortex]

Helping hand 🤙

[frail orbit]

He got a little locked into this fight 🤣

[heavy otter]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

Second pic is straight out of Back to the future Part 2

[heavy otter]

Maybe Rockstar saw that movie

[honest vortex]

Special vehicle import

was

[river locust]

Wasnt the Nightclub safe usually capped at 70k?

[honest vortex]

Never seen it that low

$250k but empty and $145k and do the inside mission

[river locust]

I did pick this game up after roughly two to three years

[river locust]

The what?

[honest vortex]

You get the mini missions where you throw people out

Rebuilds rep

[river locust]

Oh yeah

[heavy otter]

Shark Office building

There is my HQ

I have secondary office in Los Santos

[winged phoenix]

sheeeeeeiitt got 5 gold pieces

[upbeat forge]

i guess all good things have to come to an end at some point. RIP EggsBenedict47, March 13th, 2024 - September 25th, 2024

[compact pagoda]

Why

5k hours in a year is crazy btw

[covert idol]

Rip moodead account

[compact pagoda]

Don't let them rest

[neat cairn]

Embarrassing 😳

He left moments after too, such a shame

[compact pagoda]

How does he die in that instance

WITH a mk2

[neat cairn]

He blew himself up

[compact pagoda]

Ey? how

[neat cairn]

Dunno, tryna aim for me I guess.

My car has missile lock on jammer so he tried manually aiming

[final thunder]

tried? judging my that black cross im certain u died

GGS!

[compact pagoda]

Driving with a rally build Monstrociti is such a godsend because i keep baiting people with it lol

Sleeper imani tech

[neat cairn]

Um I didn't die

[neat cairn]

Seriously?

[compact pagoda]

Yes

[frail orbit]

[void marten]

For sure

[brittle osprey]

Thats some really mobile auto repair they got there

[winter fern]

Can i rate it 0-10

[brittle osprey]

No

[humble gate]

Yes

[winter fern]

6

[humble gate]

Dress ?

Or character

[winter fern]

Solid 7.87

[humble gate]

[dusky timber]

but look

why would you install widebody fenders on a car when they don't make the wheel base wider?

[frail orbit]

Repairing the blimp in 2025

[frail orbit]

Why not

[brittle osprey]

"I know a guy"

[dusky timber]

it don't look good (in my subjective opinion)

[warped meteor]

rip balls

[compact pagoda]

ey?

[brittle osprey]

Normal GTA loading, it was bound to happen

[compact pagoda]

It happened right after someone shot at me

Suspish

[neat cairn]

#equalrights

[whole cape]

[neat cairn]

I deserve equal rights

[compact pagoda]

Deserved for bad parking

[neat cairn]

No way

[tawdry trout]

You brought a drunk guy into the store, so he shot you

Pretty obv reason

[neat cairn]

He didn't seem drunk before 😠

[pulsar stump]

https://youtu.be/1P7luB9T3ws?si=BMdCGXVVQddLwmV8

@light garnet

[neat cairn]

These guys chased me to kill me even after I finished my HSW trial I did nothing to them 🤬

[neat cairn]

At least he's honest

[verbal falcon]

You were passive mode during that time so they killed you right after u finish

[neat cairn]

Ya but they chased me 😢

I even went ghosted to him after and he still killed me

I hate people sometimes.

[whole cape]

I mean

[frail orbit]

Indeed

[whole cape]

[neat cairn]

Ya but I don't like being a pussy half the time

Like yesterday some lvl 54 guy wanted to challenge me, and I was like why bro. He kept texting me so I went to the beach to 1v1 him, and he got the first 3 kills, but after I was smoking him, and he started lagging, the next thing I know he leaves the game.

[whole cape]

💀

“Half the time”

[neat cairn]

Well yea sometimes I do passive mode for videos

Or sometimes I don't

I make videos on Vehicle customization and what not, but sometimes I don't feel like going to a private session for it

[neat torrent]

I would like to make a taxi with Declasse Imapler LX

[tawdry trout]

It is
A taxi to prison

[neat torrent]

Oh

I uploaded intersepter version

how about this?

[idle maple]

[tender coral]

I have this but black. Its a shame the back gets bugged when you put the gloves on

[idle maple]

the hardest part about grinding the dre contract is watching the record a studio cutscene EVERY TIME

i stg this cutscene literally takes longer than the mission

[tender coral]

I find it funny. Its like they forgot they made that song, so they make it again everytime they get attacked

[compact pagoda]

Erm can’t you skip it?

[brittle osprey]

Nope D:

Its unskipable

[compact pagoda]

Swapping crews i thought

Would’ve skipped it

[idle maple]

you guys ever seen these blue journeys?

[elfin arrow]

yes

[silk hinge]

we’ve done it lads

[covert idol]

Anyone chosing these expensive gunman for stealth approaches means 99% chance they won't have lvl2 keycard

[elfin hill]

Note to self: don’t go too fast when there is a turn 💀

[whole cape]

He mighta meant to do that. Some people like myself just keep driving over that ledge for a nice jump

[frosty shuttle]

bro

[whole cape]

[frail oasis]

What am I supposed to do

[idle maple]

i swear the auto shop has like 6 different cars that look exactly like this

[obsidian sparrow]

gotta love them potato graphics

but yeah autoshop clients have terrible taste

[idle maple]

i always hate how they just leave the wheel colors the same

[obsidian sparrow]

fr

[idle maple]

thats why i just do the contracts

also cause the money from clients is mid

[ornate brook]

Rest In Pieces.

[celest spade]

I change the wheel color too.

[ornate brook]

wooohoooo

[empty tartan]

[idle maple]

now THAT is stick drift

[empty tartan]

the amount lag is insane

bro literally jumped down and tp'ed back

💀

[idle maple]

why is his friends car got gta 4 graphics

[ornate brook]

now how does one fix this

[idle maple]

throw it into a melting pot

[ornate brook]

this is fucking insanity

[idle maple]

and turn the plastic into a new controller

[ornate brook]

it’s fully locked

[idle maple]

HOLY

this is why i use a keyboard...

[ornate brook]

yeah but then u get keys that stick

i can’t even recalibrate it it’s that bad

[idle maple]

i mean i havent had mine stick for 4 years

and ive spilled pepsi in here

[idle maple]

frankly its just a skill issue

[ornate brook]

yea

i’m trying to bear grip this fucking stick rn

pull it out then like clean inside n shi

[idle maple]

use it as a afk macro

[ornate brook]

nah

[idle maple]

[ornate brook]

i don’t have a T8 screwdriver

so idk how to fix this

[idle maple]

you don't- hope this helps

GUYS i found michaels boat

[ornate brook]

slightly fixed it

[idle maple]

idek how stick drift happens

[ornate brook]

debris

[idle maple]

sucker

[ornate brook]

NO WAY IVE FIXED IT

ITS DEAD CENTER NOW

[idle maple]

shit

he got a lil seasick

[acoustic blade]

i got stickdrift too

[idle maple]

minor miscalculation

[ornate brook]

fixed mine 😉

[ornate brook]

funny thing is, if you stay under there you won’t drown because obviously, the boat is waterproof

[idle maple]

peak hiding strat

[ornate brook]

can u survive orb like that?

[idle maple]

thats... a great question.

[ornate brook]

test it

ask somebody to orb you

[dusky timber]

i am offended by how correct your observation is

[idle maple]

why would people not get the best gear for heists, do they hate success

[dusky timber]

because you don't pick the best gear

you pick the best gear for the job

[random sequoia]

When you’re trying to lay low in the city, but your barber gave you the 'Yeti special'.

[compact pagoda]

For a split second i saw The Penguin’s face

[dusky timber]

ahh-i is getting too wild

[heavy otter]

[undone barn]

Rock

Yeti

[dusky timber]

cheaters*

also, not really a 0 on the cheaters' side

[brittle osprey]

Theres a bit of mis-information, also not 1-0, and no it won't stop them either

[brittle osprey]

Still people don't know the difference between then

[dusky timber]

more like 68-298563498576345

[tawdry trout]

I first thought it was a tgg or a bossftw video of how click baity it is

[acoustic blade]

how?

[ornate brook]

long process, fucked up my thumb too

i could show you if i like

idk if the same would work for paystation

[acoustic blade]

please do

[ornate brook]

you free to vc?

[acoustic blade]

wait your talkin bout that thumb method right?

[ornate brook]

uhh sort of yea

[acoustic blade]

i think it worked

[ornate brook]

it won’t have

but i’ll show u what to do

[acoustic blade]

wait is it the one where you spin the analog sticks clockwise and counterclockwise

[ornate brook]

no

[acoustic blade]

oh

[acoustic blade]

nvm its drifting again

[ornate brook]

yes u nincompoop

you wanna know why

you have to take the thumb stick out of the controller

then inside that it will be broken, it should look like a cross in the middle, and one of the connection points will either be snapped or bent, glue or bend it back, then try again

do not put it in your controller without waiting for the glue to dry

just please don’t, then you will have no stick drift, but it will also be stuck in place

[acoustic blade]

dont i need to unscrew my ps5 controller to take out the analog sticks

[ornate brook]

nah

rip them out, trust me

[acoustic blade]

that dont work for ps5 controllers tho

[ornate brook]

it do

[acoustic blade]

i dont got the dualsense edge

i got the regular ps5 controller

[ornate brook]

it

works!

show me the controller

[dusky timber]

you need a soldering iron that can heat up to roughly the temperature of the earth's core

source - me who had to replace drifting stick modules with halo effect ones

[ornate brook]

you don’t need to replace the module

just the thumb stick

[frail orbit]

Yes

[sullen chasm]

Hey

why did the statue in my office turn to gold?

[normal bronze]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxJNo_fI6ANsn9eAe8H8J2T1xPBFndg0jB?si=YMiFK6G1lY0LfdCO the customer bike incident

[idle maple]

this man in my agency looks like hes made of playdough

[brittle osprey]

Its baby oil

[lethal birch]

Wasn't this nice 😂

Iam not even gonna reset it

[potent notch]

anyone knwos why the game got so blurry all of a sudden

[brittle osprey]

This has been a bug for a tiny bit

[potent notch]

it was just normal and turned like this

[potent notch]

how do O fix it

[brittle osprey]

#gta-media message

[shadow scroll]

rockstar has started to take down mod menus for gta online

the menu that i used got taken down by take 2 interactive 3 days ago..

[edgy anchor]

Mentioning mod menus by name is against the rules and I'd venture to say that linking one is as well

[shadow scroll]

this is a great step in the right direction by rockstar..

first the anti cheat and now this? this is going to be... great

[opaque tartan]

I mean you aren't

May as well delete

[shadow scroll]

i'll wait for mods to say something

also what?

[opaque tartan]

💀

!glitches

[tardy stone]

Discussion around mods, glitches, and exploits is only permitted if they do not give the player an unfair advantage, and they do not negatively impact others' experience.

Mentioning mod menus by name - as well as how to find them - is forbidden, as they are usually used to harm the experiences of other players. It's also forbidden to explain how to do or find glitches that have a negative impact on others.

Requested by: @opaque tartan

[humble gate]

This isn't allowed

[shadow scroll]

👍

[humble gate]

If you remember, you were muted for the same reason, this will be your last warning, please abide by the rules.

[neat torrent]

I made new character

[dusky timber]

no

looks like an ubermacht niobe

[carmine scarab]

i got a duffel bag before gta 6

[silk hinge]

first time?

[carmine scarab]

yea i never did those glitches

[lyric bobcat]

I would like to take this picture again but with ultra graphics

[normal bronze]

[carmine nebula]

🧢

[normal bronze]

delete the other ones

delete them Sandeep

[flat latch]

based on the bmw i8 😄

[flat latch]

you mean using legal force?

[dusky timber]

they have done that before

like that time when they sent a cease and desist to ntauthority

the fivem developer

how the turntables

[solid basin]

WHATT💀💀

[elfin arrow]

WHATT??????

[solid basin]

Ik bruh 😭😭

[elfin arrow]

idk bruh

what is so strange/funny/interesting

[solid basin]

Huh?

[elfin arrow]

same

[solid basin]

U high?

[elfin arrow]

medium

[solid basin]

Gotcha

[elfin arrow]

is there something particularly interesting about rank 1099?

[solid basin]

YES BRO

he has no life

[elfin arrow]

WHAT BRO

that's not even amazingly high for a game over 10 years old

[solid basin]

Is that u?

[elfin arrow]

that is me

[solid basin]

Honestly

[elfin arrow]

some of my friends are over 2000

[solid basin]

Go outside

[elfin arrow]

prefer not to

[compact pagoda]

PC has been out for 9 years level 1000+ is definetly possible

[elfin arrow]

and 2000, and 3000

and 4000

5000 is pushing it but possible

[compact pagoda]

I'd be level 1400 if i didnt remove my character every year

[elfin arrow]

avg heist with the crew

[dusky timber]

ok bro

[dusky timber]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3GGBg9dOAM

[elfin arrow]

i like how scuffed that screen is

this psycho guy is a bit

idk

[dusky timber]

out of touch with reality

[elfin arrow]

not sus but kinda sus

[dusky timber]

[elfin arrow]

lol even that video hitting the rank "legit" is rp glitching

[dusky timber]

it's the technicalities

[solid basin]

Y’all have no life😭🙏

[solid basin]

U too

[compact pagoda]

Rude

[solid basin]

And true

[compact pagoda]

I’d be level 1400+ by now 😌

[solid basin]

Yeah take a shower

[compact pagoda]

I’ll take a bath

[solid basin]

Whatever just go in water u prob stink

[compact pagoda]

Nah

Again, PC gta 5 is 9 years old so hitting level 1k is very much doable

[solid basin]

Idk if ur 1k+ u do nothing else than gaming

And I don’t think every person here got a pc when gta just came on pc

[chrome patrol]

That’s mad rude lmao

[compact pagoda]

I assume most people did

[solid basin]

How😭

[compact pagoda]

Levelling up isnt that hard in GtaO

[solid basin]

Good for u

[chrome patrol]

How long have you been playing gta online on pc?

[compact pagoda]

Early 2016

Estimated because i’ve forgotten slightly

[chrome patrol]

Fairs

[dry horizon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/SJt6OWdTua8?si=R0SodXbOtvUFHRUu

[brittle osprey]

These cars look old, but they ain't that old

[wet quarry]

oppresor coming ur way

[chrome patrol]

Tbf this pic were taken like 3 or 4 years ago

Next week

[brittle osprey]

Spitting bars or racing cars?

[chrome patrol]

I’ll have to use my then

[chrome patrol]

Bit of both

[civic laurel]

We should dogfight soon brother, here’s one on mine was quite clean

[normal bronze]

I like this very much

[neat torrent]

Bahshee and Ignus