gta-media

[sterile merlin]

Looks like a toy car

[frozen beacon]

How would one upload pictures and clips to this chat. I'm new to this server btw

[whole cape]

That would be why

Chat more

[frozen beacon]

Ahh I see. Thanks : )

[tough haven]

Ay we need sum players fo a Chicago rp on ps4 who tryna join

[whole cape]

Rip resolution

[brittle osprey]

🗣️

[idle maple]

i managed to throw a sticky bomb... on my own truck

[silent basalt]

[frozen beacon]

I hate when this happens. Or you'll be driving a super fast car and the stickies start falling behind you when your chasing someone

[idle maple]

i also one of the ones with enemies so i was so afraid of one taking a stray shot right when they spawn in and blowing up my truck

[frozen beacon]

Ahhhhh hostile npcs with stickies on your car. Suddenly it becomes a high octane horror game

[idle maple]

i finally understand the struggle of the trucker npcs carrying ron tankers

[normal gull]

I do that a lot when i’m trying to kill them

[normal gull]

you don’t have to worry about the traffic

[silent basalt]

real

[normal gull]

I would ram you if I had a big car or my pink vigilante works

[silent basalt]

let's go

[normal gull]

you like it’s pink don’t ya

[silent basalt]

[idle maple]

i just realized ive never questioned where npcs drive

[normal gull]

so that’s an interesting organization name and there’s my car

[undone blade]

nice audi quattro s1

[idle maple]

weve been driving in circles for the past 10 minutes

either shes forgotten where she lives or shes waiting until i stop stalking her from her own boat

[worn ridge]

I’ve never seen an npc driving a boat car

[brittle osprey]

You can find them often up near Tongva mainly, I see them a bit

[whole cape]

U can even find them pulling dinghys

[hearty meadow]

Haha, i fear the later is true

[idle maple]

so today i found out flipping off the undercover cops on acid sell missions gives you 2 stars

[dusky spoke]

Yeah it happened to me few times. Didn't saw it while i was chased until i detonated them

[digital vigil]

yo anyone here wanna give lvls to my friend??

[dusky timber]

i found a toro like once or twice

[frail orbit]

Flex glue

First clip:
The orber: Ok ill throw another 750k at my cannon

Imagine if he ended up throwing 750,000 euros at you irl 😭😭😭

Instead of at his cannon
Also rose look a little different 😭☺️

Second clip
"Get out of there, little man!"
-Oleg, 2011
"What are you doing in there?"
-Deathshead, 1946

"Rocket rocket rockets is all that is riding me instead of a girl riding me"
-Matheus after dying to AthenaRose65, probably

Speaking of wasting orbs

[runic garden]

Just logged in and received this .
I thought anniversary rewards is just one time to get them

[dusky timber]

happy bday

[runic garden]

Appreciated 🥂

[frail orbit]

Why? It can easily patch giant cracks underneath that drawer

[lethal birch]

which youtube thumbnail do y'all think is the best

[frail orbit]

The whole thing

[frail orbit]

Second one

But ultimately up to you

[lethal birch]

yeah but i can't choose lol

[brittle osprey]

2nd or the 3rd ones are the best here, but removing the names would be ideal

[lethal birch]

i mean the names are in the video as well so that doesn't really matter

[frail orbit]

Thanks

[frank idol]

It seems to be easier in touch, I'll try again tomorrow

[frank idol]

3rd one because more colorful so more appealing, but i'm hesitant with 5th cuz I find it funnier

[lethal birch]

yeah its hard

[gleaming spear]

💀

I would be very surprised if this guy has a gf with the way he plays.
Doesn't want to come out of his facility without ghost organisation, prefers camping there for 3 hours wasting money on orbs

[frail orbit]

3 hours
Don't go into his cannon room, unless you wanna knock him out and play with his body in the scoop of a dozer

Watch him flail around

[frail orbit]

Afraid to touch grass (water he has land act facility) without ghost org

I would be surprised if he gets any kitty as well

[tawdry trout]

You could bait him with an Rc vehicle preferred an agency one and drive near soneone

Oh you guys were talking about the gamemode, nvm then

[gleaming spear]

This is what I tried to do

But sadly everyone in the session left over time

Making it just me and him

[frail orbit]

Zerstören

[rich wren]

the average LA experience

[brittle osprey]

this mfs borrowing the skylift

[frail orbit]

I will throw you into this container and fly you to vice city
Its a...long journey but I think you will survive

[brittle osprey]

Why me 😞

I mean, Im not complaining

Air travel ain't cheap these days

[frail orbit]

https://youtube.com/shorts/GyHukCweUeA?si=3eXK8lnGy8jxBGGj

[tawdry trout]

A classic

[rich wren]

lmao

[frail orbit]

Don't worry, you aren't the only one 😊

[brittle osprey]

(Turns traffic off)

[frail orbit]

Is this included in the average Cali experience?

[rich wren]

that happens every monday probably

[brittle osprey]

You didn't die so it does not count

Not real cali experience

[rich wren]

killer's pov

[brittle osprey]

yea, thats what I meant

You think the killers gunna leave any witnesses?

[rich wren]

eh youre right lmao

[rich wren]

this reminds me of that guy with the flamethrower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsWb_jiWmB4

[brittle osprey]

Bicycle is diffidently faster than what the car search said

who knew you could spam jump and stoppie at the same time and they just cancel each other out

[rich wren]

is that the bmx?

[brittle osprey]

Yup.

You can hold Q + Shift and start spamming jump and aparently it just goes fast

[rich wren]

speedrunners use something simmilar but they actually jump so they can dodge the npcs in the missions "daddys little girl"

[brittle osprey]

Interesting, I never was too interested around the speedrunner stuff, still aren't

I kinda, lets say accidently found this out by using a modded vehicle that had the bmx as the base

[rich wren]

ah

yk what missions im talking about right?

the one where michael and jimmy go ride bikes and find tracey on the yacht

[brittle osprey]

The one where he goes on the yacht

This is the vehicle I found it with 💀

[rich wren]

lmao

[blazing ruin]

It's not really a speedrunner strategy, it's just how the BMX works and ppl use it. It's basically like kerb boosting, it's a feature and ppl use it

[forest current]

Had some great teammates!

[tawdry trout]

You can use the same method to climb walls too

Or maybe it has been patched

[frozen beacon]

I love this movie. Hardcore Henry if anyone wants to watch it. They had a super tiny budget and absolutely killed it with the action scenes

[idle maple]

I got the cops to attack a gang attack for me

[untold oar]

very good

[idle maple]

they all died almost immediately

also found the funny scientist cars

[forest current]

©Fate

[west plover]

Blud is dancing hes clueless hes abt to get robbed again on second character

[gleaming spear]

Love the pic 🔥

[idle maple]

its so randomly foggy

[idle maple]

why wont ron let me in his house

[gentle fable]

u have to knock first

[misty sedge]

What car do I buy for under 5m

[frail orbit]

Congratulations!

[frozen beacon]

Ultralight vs akula. Ultralight always wins ; )

[brittle osprey]

You know, this is exactly how I expected it to look honestly

Also, its not a vehicle that makes it good, its the pilot

[frozen beacon]

The only counter to ultralight is ruiner missiles or scramjet missiles. It's hit box is glitched and if done right can avoid missiles 90% of the time

[lethal birch]

Is there a tutorial for this?

[brittle osprey]

Well, its fairly easy

You hold down your lean forward + front bike brakes, which you can check in your keybinds for console, then you spam jump a bunch

[lethal birch]

Oh okay thanks haven’t seen anything like that for the BMX

[frozen beacon]

Clean pixel railgun shot on a falling scramjet from maze bank tower

[obsidian sparrow]

what

[brittle osprey]

the livery?

[obsidian sparrow]

yea

[brittle osprey]

Its in the game, I saw it on one of my cars...

[dry horizon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/zZWmiYA0JiA?si=OWRSkYC4pa_FoCXe

[compact pagoda]

Oh.. Sessanta has merch now

[keen oriole]

Kinda glitches the kosatka

[obsidian sparrow]

king tiny kinda looks like the one dude in the contract during the music recording cutscene

[obsidian sparrow]

they even got the same neck tattoo

ik its a reused asset, but still did not expect that

[silk hinge]

Dewbauchee Vagner, Reaper, T20, Zentorno, Nero Custom, Thrax?, Grotti Turismo Omaggio?, Ubermacht Sentinel Classic

[shadow scroll]

comet sr

comet s2( bugged gears)

[brittle osprey]

@frail orbit Ik you do the player cards, came across and interesting one

[frail orbit]

Leave Yodas balls alone
If I see someone with a heavy sniper mk2 loaded with explosive rounds, I'll make him/her regret it

[brittle osprey]

Does this mean you side with yodas balls

[tawdry trout]

Ofc akula with homing will never win

[shadow scroll]

female character anims on a male model are something else

[nocturne finch]

https://youtu.be/QI9XOFQj-oE

[verbal shore]

Are you being deadass

[brittle osprey]

Deserved fr

[agile citrus]

How do I get perms I want to send clips

[dense sand]

Reach level 5

[brittle osprey]

I'd also suggest looking at this:

#information message

[agile citrus]

That’s gonna take forever considering I’m mainly here to find help with heists

[brittle osprey]

it can be done in like 10 mins tops

Your already halfway there 🎉

[agile citrus]

How tho

I can’t just wall channels I’ll get banned

[brittle osprey]

talk with people mainly

you don't need to chat with wall text in order to talk with people

[rich wren]

just respond to some questions and just talk to other people talking

theres a whole lot of channels

[fallen venture]

Hey guys look mutt has a back tattoo of pigsy from the first manhunt game also made by rockstar 🐷

[brittle osprey]

Looks about correct to me

[agile citrus]

I called it out and it spawned there

This should be enough clips for now

[tawdry trout]

As soon as I saw that corridor I knew it was over

[fallen venture]

I cri everytim

[tawdry trout]

These are the types of spawn that turn ppl into villains 😭

[frail orbit]

No

[brittle osprey]

AHHHHHHH

(Why you no have shirt shirt)

[frail orbit]

Just being myself 😊😭

[brittle osprey]

We got the exact opposite builds

Yours is skin all in, mine is fold and hold the skin

[dry horizon]

Where’s your top? 👀

[brittle osprey]

But I has a silly bus 😝

[brittle osprey]

they have little purple jewels on the yk, so people can't go full pervert

[dry horizon]

Got the vehicle from the wheel. You need some clothes from the wheel

[frail orbit]

I don't need a top 😏

Yeah its 2017 I can't believe it either

Yeah its 2026 I don't believe it either

[frail orbit]

White Santo Capra Sweater

[tawdry trout]

Ur just that badass huh

[brittle osprey]

they look down on us peasants smh

[frail orbit]

Just being myself 😊

[frail orbit]

Thats gotta hurt 😭

[brittle osprey]

My ranked team-mates

[gleaming spear]

Ouch 😭

[frail orbit]

"2080, what happened to you? You look kinda... different"
"I got slammed into a fucking car at 90 mph, what do you think?"
"Oh quit being a bitch"
" "
-Leaked audio between 2080 and a certain leader of a gang who conquered the whole city

[gleaming spear]

Still rocking that topless fit 🔥

[frail orbit]

Topless duo ftw 🔥
I have this named as "im hard rn"

What about you?

[gleaming spear]

Lmao

[gleaming spear]

Mine is called "favorite no top"

Since I got other fits with no tops too but I love the independence day skirt one the most

[frail orbit]

"Here you go avon data from your agents ass skirt"
"Hey I've always been a killer. Metaphorically at least, ends over means the product is king"
"Um yeah look the rendezvous point is on your map now"

[frail orbit]

The opposite would be "im wet rn"
I have a outfit similiar to it, "feuer 2"
Me experimenting in a way

I also got to wear one of the rompers before 🔥

[brittle osprey]

Lights on vs off

[frail orbit]

Im hard rn and favorite no top
During an earthquake our boobs may bounce alongside other boobs

[gleaming spear]

Indeed

[gleaming spear]

Zombie apocalypse vibes with the lights off

[frail orbit]

"Makes blackouts happen with his mind"

[brittle osprey]

Im doodlinig the bussers

[gleaming spear]

I got the reference

[brittle osprey]

it looks too good to not include it tho

[gleaming spear]

I think I also have a romper outfit on PS5

[frail orbit]

That one outfit i still think I have
Its just called feuer

[brittle osprey]

He musta got rejected cause hes still only rank 9 💀

[frail orbit]

Who knows

Blind cops be challenging pre tuners cayo guards in a blind competition

[gleaming spear]

I saw someone called "shewantsmybbc" once on playstation

[frail orbit]

Cute 🤣

Shewantsmefr

[frail orbit]

She wants to play with that bbc
Bj

Given my ps5 character is black

Only makes sense that the bro gets laid by her
Just like how both sausage counterparts are laid 😊

[brittle osprey]

@frail orbit do NOT use blackout inside the hanger (ever)(Not that you mod, but like hear me out, maybe you do) 💀

(I was preforming silly)

[frail orbit]

I have used blackout before
I do mod but much less

[frail orbit]

"Its kinda dark in here"

[frail orbit]

POV: Elena's room

My room is also like that too

[tawdry trout]

Not my clip, but was so awesome had to share

[frail orbit]

🔥

[gleaming spear]

Goated pilot

[bright wing]

Which one is shoud be doing next

[brittle osprey]

Go to the casino and do that H

[bright wing]

Alr

[brittle osprey]

You will need to go to the L after you interact with it

Then you buy an arcade

[bright wing]

Breh i don’t got money for an arcade

[bright wing]

Should i do the treasure hunt mission everyone talks about

[brittle osprey]

You will

[brittle osprey]

Easy 250k

[meager barn]

Do you have a kosatka?

[brittle osprey]

I think he does

[bright wing]

I have 198 k right now im waiting for another cayo perico

[brittle osprey]

Do cluckin bell while you wait

[bright wing]

Ye i also got the nightclub setup i got all 5 staff and 5 businesses

[bright wing]

Come on man it sucks

[brittle osprey]

It pays too well thooo

[bright wing]

It seems hard idk why i did it once and thought i would never do it again unless i have to

[brittle osprey]

This is that time you might wanna

[bright wing]

How can i check my cayo perico cd

[bright wing]

Nah man im tired

[brittle osprey]

144 mins after you did it

If solo

48 duo and up

[bright wing]

I completed it on 3:20 and its 5:07 right now

[brittle osprey]

Waiting game fr

[meager barn]

Solo or duo?

[bright wing]

Yea

[brittle osprey]

Solo probably

[bright wing]

I don’t got friends to play duo

[brittle osprey]

Same honestly, at least for now I don't

[meager barn]

Just wait 8 days @brittle osprey

[bright wing]

I think i will do the treasure hunt

I have never done it

[brittle osprey]

The ideal life is I get a friend that lives close, but I feel like Ive never met anyone who even lives in my state before

[void marten]

What state

[meager barn]

I can play like 24/7

[brittle osprey]

Washington on top (not dc)

[meager barn]

What time is it for you?

[brittle osprey]

4:41am

[void marten]

Damn if it was DC I'd say I'm close af

[meager barn]

1 PM here.

Almost 2 pm actual

[void marten]

Seems like your sleep schedule is whack so I'd say anybody in the states would work

Well maybe more east

Most people aren't awake at 5am

[brittle osprey]

I usually work nightshifts most of the time, so makes sense, then I rarely sleep too

4 hours of sleep every 2ish days is the life

[void marten]

Oh that's only mildly concerning

[brittle osprey]

Ive reached lvl 100 here but at what cost

[void marten]

Almost all sanity

[brittle osprey]

Time for 200

[void marten]

Do you actually have all platforms

Of gta

[meager barn]

I am so close to 75

[brittle osprey]

Yea, sadly

[void marten]

Damnnnn

We should run it up on ps5 sometime

[brittle osprey]

I would say the hard part is done, but these xp totals are NOT helping

[meager barn]

Yup.

[brittle osprey]

If you happen to be on when I play ps5, which is rare but it can happen

[meager barn]

How much total XP you got?

[void marten]

What platform do you main

Pc?

[brittle osprey]

630k

[brittle osprey]

Yup, lots of fun stuff I can do

[void marten]

Rough. You'll have to hmu whenever you're on ps5

[brittle osprey]

Like this

[meager barn]

I got 330k

[tawdry trout]

So you guys don't need me anymore?

[brittle osprey]

Huh?

[void marten]

Sick

[brittle osprey]

Why would we replace you?

@tawdry trout your not getting replaced, not ever at least. Hes on ps5 so just chatting around

[meager barn]

@tawdry trout We ain't replacing you drowi.

[void marten]

I ain't no threat god bless

[brittle osprey]

I need to get more cinematic shots for real

[void marten]

Omg

[tawdry trout]

I thought he made a new acc and already did everything, my bad

[brittle osprey]

Far from it 💀

All Ive done is made modded cars like that bus while I wait for him to get unbanned

[frail orbit]

Free tail rotor to carry home

[tawdry trout]

Thats the only way to complete this heist 💯

[brittle osprey]

(See how its the same price)

[fiery stream]

i have premium

i waas talking about the criminal pack

[brittle osprey]

Premium is literally just gta + the criminal enterprise pack though

I have it on epic thankfully cause steam isnt so willing

[fiery stream]

i cant see

[frail orbit]

And criminal enterprise is outdated
It barely gave one a headstart to begin with

[brittle osprey]

There is a setting preventing it

[frail orbit]

Even by 2017 standards

[brittle osprey]

But its enough though, considering it cost the same as the game itself

[fiery stream]

how

[brittle osprey]

Google exist

[fiery stream]

oh

[brittle osprey]

Not that its accurate, but still

[fiery stream]

wait

got itt

[left wren]

what Misson or hiest is that

[agile citrus]

Casino heist

[simple cairn]

oh here

[left wren]

ok thx for letting me know

[gleaming spear]

He ragequitted after I finally destroyed his fully loaded ruiner 2k

[whole cape]

[frail orbit]

Fully loaded with rage to a point bro went elsewhere 😭

[brittle osprey]

murhduh

[gleaming spear]

He got that coming for being an annoying griefer

[gleaming spear]

I don't think he expected me to hit 27 free aim missiles on him

He was definitely very mad after this 😭

[frail orbit]

The npcs didn't sign up for this sister 😭

[frail orbit]

"How the FUCK did you manage to score 27 direct hits on me?! Im out time to find someone blind again"

[gleaming spear]

Indeed they didn't 😭

I feel bad for the npcs that watched this unfold and those that got caught in the radius of missiles

[frail orbit]

I think I saw a video once of what it would be like to roam los santos as an npc
The infographics show

[frail orbit]

Let's move to sandy shores/grapeseed/paleto bay

[gleaming spear]

He is probably always used to fighting blind people

I don't think he encountered anyone that destroyed his FL ruiner 2k before.
That car makes most of its users braindead, most of them think they are invincible

Because they can't be locked-on with homings

[frail orbit]

Until he sees a haviland in the sky telling him to smile for the missiles

[frail orbit]

When in reality it just isn't made of paper
It can tank like 7 rockets but has a built in lock on jammer so it doesn't get vaporized on the spot with homing when its in FL

[celest spade]

I detect chatting in media channel

[frail orbit]

😊

[scarlet escarp]

i john the server and i dont even got gta lol

[frail orbit]

Hi

[scarlet escarp]

sup

[scarlet escarp]

alr nice suit ig

[frail orbit]

"Keep going your good your good your good"

[scarlet escarp]

still not sure wth is happing but alr

[frail orbit]

Oppressor nearly died but came out of the water quick enough

[scarlet escarp]

mk

Is there a level limit in gta?

[elfin arrow]

8000

[scarlet escarp]

well thats sounds easy

[frail orbit]

Easy?

[elfin arrow]

so easy that nobody has gotten to level 8000 legitimately yet

[scarlet escarp]

its easy just have no life and no friends then play gta 247 boom

👍

[frail orbit]

I don't think you'll have a life by the time you get to 8000

[elfin arrow]

playing something actively 24/7 is not particularly easy

[scarlet escarp]

...

u think?

[elfin arrow]

i don't think, i know

[frail orbit]

Trying to stay awake 24 7 is going to destroy ones soul

[steep haven]

@light gull gg bro had fun playing with you 113-36

[scarlet escarp]

i have no soul my dog ate it❤️

[frail orbit]

The final crossing to level 8000 is 400k rp
And thats after achieving a slightly higher number over and over and over and over again

[brittle osprey]

Is your dog a call of duty black ops 1 / 3 hellhound?

[frail orbit]

devilish background

[scarlet escarp]

hell yeah

that lil mf hellhound need to sleep

[tawdry trout]

fetch me their souls

[frozen beacon]

Lowrider glitch. Car can outrun any missile or jet in the game

Skip to halfway if you wanna see goofy ahh fast car

Be aware tho. The end of the clip is very very loud. I had to close down the application cause it was destroying my eardrums

[dry horizon]

What the trunk ! 😆

[brittle osprey]

Look at that they need to mimic a fraction of our power

[whole cape]

I posted that glitch here a good few months ago

335 mph

[silent basalt]

Bro thought

[elfin arrow]

i fucked that car up so bad the wheels went under the ground

[whole cape]

Lul

[compact pagoda]

Something's wrong with this image

[brittle osprey]

Everyone knows about micheals 2nd car

[dusty bolt]

bud needs to just quit go back to grinding

[compact pagoda]

I have more than 2

[brittle osprey]

Miceals 14e+15^5th car

[cobalt heath]

Banzai!!!

[cobalt heath]

5.37824e+80

[brittle osprey]

What about 59^5+e.4

You won't win against me

I can mess up in ways you've never imagined

[cobalt heath]

Is that e*4 or e+0.4?

[cobalt heath]

Kinky?

xD

[brittle osprey]

Its not possible to have a sane convo here is it

[cobalt heath]

No. But to be fair, you did start it by using Euler's constant.

[brittle osprey]

Thats simple stuff, you made it weird somehow

[cobalt heath]

Euler's Constant. The Pi's less popular but more commonly used brother.

Atleast more commonly used in advanced mathematics.

[elfin hill]

I guess my flying is so good I baited a guy into crashing.

[brittle osprey]

(Pull Up) (Terrain - Terrain - Terrain)

Thats what the freeroam event sounds like Im not gunna lie

[elfin hill]

It’s annoying asf Ngl

A clip right before that just shows why I love the Raiju. It’s vtol mode is beautiful in a dogfight

[brittle osprey]

I could never personally imagine doing all this honestly

Defidently not within my skill range, Im only good at reckless endagerment and bus driving

[elfin hill]

It comes to anyone with years of experience. I have 7 years under my belt

[brittle osprey]

I have been playing since launch, have 38.6k hours, and I don't do pvp at all is probably why

Im more of the person whose gunna sit in off radar and watch pvp in a blacked out classic car or something

[elfin hill]

Wait I’m sorry, 38.6k hours?!

[brittle osprey]

Something like 4 years playtime

[elfin hill]

That’s literally 4 years of pure game time

Bro how

[brittle osprey]

On paper this looks pretty good, but when you start talking about it and questioning it I start to question stuff

is it that big of a deal to have that many hours in the first place?

[elfin hill]

I didn’t even know it was humanly possible to have that much hours

That’s 4 years total as in the ammount of time you have played gta

[brittle osprey]

Im pretty sure ever since the x2 nightclub I haven't turned my pc off even once

So this is kinda turning into more of an endurance run

[elfin hill]

I’ve heard of 5-8k hours… 10k is a stretch but 38k hours? I’m sorry I don’t know how you can physically do that

[brittle osprey]

Pretty sure its only because I get to spend alot of time around computers, doing development and having tons of freetime

[elfin hill]

I think I got like 3.2k total and I thought that was a lot 💀

[brittle osprey]

Thats like 130ish days? right

[elfin hill]

About yeah

[idle maple]

never seen a fire team just hangin out in chumash before

[brittle osprey]

There is quite a few spawns, I mainly get the one that is near franklins aunt's house the most

[cobalt heath]

That thermal paste gon be crusty AF.

[brittle osprey]

You know, this pc is actually doing pretty good for what it is

Not that I wouldn't give it a little credit running for 4+ weeks without a break

[idle maple]

this is probably the stupidest default keybind in this game

we already have a button dedicated to the radio wheel, why does it also need to take up my scroll wheel

[covert idol]

Page up to drill in cayo is even worse cuz you can't change it

Or ⬅️ to drop crates

Or enter to swipe keycard instead of LMB

[idle maple]

whoever made the left arrow to drop crates unchangeable needs a psychiatric evaluation

hopeully rockstar acquiring fivem means we'll get a pc port of gta 6 made by people who actually know how to use a keyboard and mouse

[idle maple]

purgatory

[whole cape]

truly most fun part of the bunker

[idle maple]

my car spawned in their compound...

[onyx lichen]

After sending my beo to work he said "sure" and as I ran to the other beo, i went black screen, and ended up inside the holding cell. Why do bail workers blackscreen, when the CEO warehouse workers just walk out seamlessly?

[idle maple]

cause rockstars developer team consists of 3 edgy middle schoolers and an army of capuchin monkeys

[untold oar]

It's theirs now

[idle maple]

[onyx lichen]

Diving into the water after releasing the Avisa would be super cool every time if it didnt always equip a parachute and kill you. I've dived in successfully on the first try only twice. I don't know how I didn't have parachutes THEN, either. I think I get one every time I get on my Pegassi Oppressor Mark II, and whenever I enter a helicopter or plane. There is no way that on *those * successful first-attempt dives I didn't have parachutes in my inventory; I usually fly to those missions on a Pegassi Oppressor Mark II, but I could be completely wrong about being equipped a parachute when getting on one. Either way, it is super duper lame to attempt to dive into the water and splash to your death because there is an undeployed parachute on your back. keep it real baby baby baby baby keep it real

[paper forge]

HHAHAA

[paper forge]

someone shot u on your butt hole

[dry horizon]

Rip elbow and butt😆

The ocean is fun to dive into but how about all those fancy pools 😁

[agile citrus]

Dr Dre got me driving the invisible boat mobile

[gleaming spear]

Lmao

[frail orbit]

Dre fortune is so big he can buy solid thin air

[civic flume]

/level

Hi bois

Anyone online

[tawdry trout]

Why you asking

[civic flume]

Boring

[humble gate]

Use lfg channels if you wanna play together with people

[rapid nest]

why are you dressed like that in first place?

[potent notch]

is progen emerus really that bad looking?

[whole cape]

Its, subjective

Some like its looks some dont

[tawdry trout]

Too bad that he is in a bad sport lobby

[frail orbit]

Too bad he has a head attached to his body irl otherwise he wouldn't be playing rn

With his head separated from his body

[tawdry trout]

Too bad he is all mind but no gane

[tawdry trout]

What a weird ass name for a wheel

And you finally have a shirt on now
Glad to see you back with us peasants

[silent basalt]

[wicked minnow]

okay

[tawdry trout]

Finally some good pics 🧑‍🍳

[lethal birch]

this good?

[whole cape]

[silent basalt]

[cold pawn]

do u get black panther on cayo with gta+

[brittle osprey]

The gun store is just, gone.

[idle maple]

theyre having a rly hard time getting out of here

[brittle osprey]

that was during the event only, it allowed you to get the panther more than once

[idle maple]

dawg got unrendered 😭

[idle maple]

hmmmm

[frail orbit]

🍌

[untold oar]

that's funny

[dusky spoke]

What's hasta la vista? (Except one of best terminator's wording)

[silent basalt]

Idk maybe one of those game modes? Not sure

[elfin arrow]

an adversary mode where trucks try to run over bicycles

[silent basalt]

Sounds kinda fun ig

[pulsar stump]

What cars/bikes are on sale

[elfin arrow]

Bravado Dorado
Lampadati Michelli GT
Progen Itali GTB

30% off

[dusky spoke]

What terminator movie does that reminds me of 😜🤔

[elfin arrow]

michelli gt has the shit handling flags and the itali gtb is just a pile of garbage in general

dorado is pretty cool i suppose

[pulsar stump]

Thanks

[elfin arrow]

oh there are more

shinobi and sultan classic are pretty solid

[dusky spoke]

So its shittely and shitaly

[dusky spoke]

Yeah gotta get sultan classic. I have the rs only

[pulsar stump]

Mine and my gfs skyline cars before she stopped playing

[brittle osprey]

No spoiler? 🙁

[pulsar stump]

No but when i remake it ill add a spolier

[idle maple]

i tried playing 1 mission with randoms and ended up in a black screen of doom afterwards

[umbral wren]

NICE BANANA SIR🙏‼️

[worn gust]

No mc Tony Robbery good lord

[silent basalt]

Sad

[elfin arrow]

not sad

though gangbanger is garbage tier too

[worn gust]

Worst one. I get killed because I get stuck in animations

[idle maple]

and ill never know what they were

[dry horizon]

2x the street dealer 👀🔥🔥🔥 nice

[compact pagoda]

What did i just do

[dusky timber]

you scratched his soul

[compact pagoda]

No no that pink texture is their soul 😞

[dusky timber]

yes and u were scratching it right there

[compact pagoda]

I didnt touch it i swear

[idle maple]

awful

[idle maple]

nearby my ASS

[whole cape]

This situation calls for a nice simeon job request

[idle maple]

what does that do for me

[whole cape]

U get a job sent and u accept it and back out and u get ur vehicle by you nearly instantly

[idle maple]

its big brain time

[whole cape]

[idle maple]

shinobi & sultan classic discounts tomorrow is honestly 10x better news than mc bonuses

[whole cape]

I would usually agree since 2x $ is mid, but 2x speed too is pretty decent

[brittle osprey]

A plane dove in and just demo'd this greifer infront of me, I was next

[idle maple]

i love the phantom wedge gunrunning mission cause i get to turn my brain off and just drive through all the traffic

[whole cape]

lmao

bro froze for a bit

[silent basalt]

This is such my luck 😭

[idle maple]

1000/10 game design

[whole cape]

Lemme guess u prob didn’t have an up n atomizer to get it unstuck

[frail orbit]

"How the fuck did I do that?"

"My luck is fucked" more like 😭

[silent basalt]

nope still don't got one

[silent basalt]

So true

[dusky timber]

The Up-N-Atomizer is now disabled when inside interiors to prevent players from getting stuck

while on this topic, what the fuck did they mean by that even?

if anything, we were using it to get UNstuck

[whole cape]

[abstract cipher]

honestly shooting a rocket at it might get it unstuck cant the thing take 4 rockets

[untold oar]

real question is why you put ghost org before the global signal

[abstract cipher]

he knows something we dont know

[silent basalt]

Idk I get scared 😭

[whole cape]

Its honestly not even that smart to ghost that early on a mission like that anyways. If its a one drop insurgent or wedge sure but otherwise just hold off, they’ll be waiting for u anyways

[silent basalt]

Otayyyy

[idle maple]

none of these guns are even worth a tenth of their price

[west plover]

Phantom wedge is good for. If u wanna do perico u just call it then steal the boat and save some time

[brittle osprey]

Really? Nooo wayyy

[west plover]

But service carabine it is

[brittle osprey]

The freedom giver 2000

[west plover]

Meh

[jolly trellis]

military rifle is rlly good

[brittle osprey]

I am no insurgent master, but Im pretty sure this isn't supposed to do this

(the door panel is on the front)

ruh oh

[jolly trellis]

cayo guards has no chill

[brittle osprey]

bros words literally are power

[jolly trellis]

for real
they can even stop the plane by that

[onyx lichen]

OMG FINALLY!!!!! NO MORE GERALD FOREVER!!

[gleaming spear]

Nice!

[frail orbit]

Nice
W

[brittle osprey]

They arent in the server anymore?

[frail orbit]

I have to be tripping or something
I restarted discord twice

[brittle osprey]

That or my phone is tripping cause their name is white and no mutual servers

[frail orbit]

Checked mutual servers

Nothing

I tried to make him sit on the toilet

What about KickMommy 😭

[frail orbit]

What happened after this?

[silent basalt]

I left that lobby 🤣

[frail orbit]

Did you get a wedge sell mission?

[silent basalt]

Yes actually I did

[frail orbit]

I got merryweather insurgents again
And had to go through it with a friend

[frail orbit]

My luck is something else 😭

When I heard agent 14 say merryweather is pissing in the soup I knew I was doomed

[silent basalt]

😭

[frail orbit]

I swear I got this same mission two times yesterday

First time one of the bros drove into the water
Second time me and my friend got it done

Had to use Niobe though to cut down time

[tawdry trout]

Me after a night out with the group

[neat cairn]

Not happy, didn't hahaha 😤😠

[pulsar stump]

Most average pub lobby half of the lobby is mk2s

@chrome patrol ^

[tawdry trout]

Kill the all

[pulsar stump]

Hell naw

[chrome patrol]

The mk2 better watch out for the deluxo lol

[pulsar stump]

Fr lol deluxo already killed him twice lol

[chrome patrol]

[pulsar stump]

Lucky my yatch defences are on so i got the sparrow guy

[chrome patrol]

W to the sparrow guy

[pulsar stump]

Fr

[pulsar stump]

Sparrow for life

[neat cairn]

I see 3

How many r there?

[west plover]

True and real. Best for grinding shi and its cheap too

[neat cairn]

1.8m

[west plover]

Mk2 8mil

[neat cairn]

Disgusting

Never buying it

[west plover]

Even in discount the kosatka and sparrow is still cheap

Then mk2

I use mk1 anyways

[neat cairn]

Mk1 is hard for me lol

[west plover]

Its ez and its fun. But more fun is grind with arena war car and fly there

[neat cairn]

Rip falling off

[west plover]

Dont tell me u don't wanna try it. Its rlly fun

[neat cairn]

Bros flying

[amber salmon]

Guy randomly send Hi to me. I didn't type anything in any # lfg. He just come DM me for no reason.

[west plover]

But. Flying with Cerberus yooo

[neat cairn]

Lol

[neat cairn]

I have Dominator

[west plover]

That's ez to learn with it

Im saving up for Arena rn on Xbox then imma learn with it. Guys is saying its the hardest one

With scarab i mean

[neat cairn]

Hm ok

[pulsar stump]

Fr

[west plover]

Like its almost fast like raiju so

[pulsar stump]

[tawdry trout]

Happens all the time, they just see you in a channel and think your he's friend now or smth

[meager barn]

What do you mean?

[tawdry trout]

The sparrow

[pulsar stump]

Like 6 other 3 are up near paleto

[tawdry trout]

Best for grindr and transportation

[meager barn]

oh

True

[brittle osprey]

Thats the dude who got banned complaining about how he wants to unlink and start playing again, I told him he can't

[whole cape]

Raijus a slight stretch since it does like 190 at the least, sparrow pushin 170 So basically as fast as most jets low altitude still

[west plover]

Ig

[meager barn]

Raiju goes 230 above 900.

[west plover]

The start is pain but it goes

[whole cape]

Which is why i said at least and low altitude

And i believe its 850 feet

[meager barn]

850?

[whole cape]

[meager barn]

I thought it was 900.

[whole cape]

Think people just rounded up lol

I know for a fact ive gotten extra speed still below 900, u just start bridging it pretty close if u get closer to 850

[meager barn]

Interesting to know.

[whole cape]

Yeah, i think pyrealm did a video test on that awhile back

[tawdry trout]

Or the height of the maze bank works too

[bright wing]

@silent fossil which name

[silent fossil]

You haven’t spoke to Lester yet

[bright wing]

Huh ?

Do i call him

[silent fossil]

Talk to Lester here

[bright wing]

Alr thanks i can buy it now

[silent fossil]

No problem

[frank sonnet]

what motorcycles are the best to do glide , wall climb , bounce etc.

[silent fossil]

U should use YouTube idk to much about that but some people like it a lot or google

[tawdry trout]

Bati for wheelie
BMX for boncy

Hatsune drag for speed

Mk1 for gliding

[frank sonnet]

do u think nagasaki shinobu is decent?

[tawdry trout]

You can do /carsearch to see if the vehicle is good in it's class

I don't know much about cars sry

[elder shore]

fall 325 feet and survive

[frail orbit]

splat
Challenge Complete!

[onyx nebula]

Why they cnt gv everyone this livery

[carmine nebula]

If you find someone with the livery you can ask to buy it at lscm

Or ask in this server

[pulsar stump]

@fading hull ^

[fading hull]

Huh

[pulsar stump]

the image where i replied to myself and tagged u

[fading hull]

It didnt load
Its showing me other peoples posts when I click it

[pulsar stump]

oh

[spare solstice]

Dax be lacking these days watching some anime i suppose

[dry horizon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/83eOLR8Gixc?si=EbNo6PRM6gcVQaeO

[elder shore]

🥱

[onyx nebula]

Bros thinking maybe I should quit lol

[craggy lagoon]

@outer terrace apc

[dry horizon]

The up and atomizer cannot flip that bad boy over 😆

[junior citrus]

Hvy teaser:

[pulsar goblet]

Looks cool!

[junior citrus]

Thanks bro

[brittle osprey]

Maybe I need my glasses for this one (I don't have glasses)

[junior citrus]

Bad pic ik but still the video will be sick

Ford garage:

[elfin arrow]

ford garage
0 fords

[brittle osprey]

Its the thought that matters... I guess?

[dusky timber]

with every update this point makes less and less sense and i don't like that

eventually the one and only difference will be that the badge will say vapid instead of ford

as far as lore friendly vehicles go, this would be really vapid of r*

gta is becoming carx street in this regard

[brittle osprey]

Well?

Are you gunna retire from ceo goober?

[tawdry trout]

maybe

[compact pagoda]

ey?

[brittle osprey]

Ya like jazz?

[compact pagoda]

I already owned it 😕

[dusky timber]

where do wasps go for lunch?

[compact pagoda]

i WANT my railgun

[whole cape]

[compact pagoda]

Gimme

[frail orbit]

What's that?

What it look like

[compact pagoda]

Some suit outfit from Finance & Felony

[frail orbit]

How did you obtain it

[compact pagoda]

From the unlucky wheel

[frail orbit]

What does it look like
Is it an outfit?

Because my luck with clothing is 💀

[compact pagoda]

Bleh

Your luck is better than mine

[frail orbit]

Mid?

Oh

[brittle osprey]

rahh

[compact pagoda]

It's a decent outfit imo

[frail orbit]

Nah discord just being discord

[compact pagoda]

Uhh i dont understand.

[frail orbit]

Discord shit itself
I didn't see your pic

Had to reload the app

[compact pagoda]

I see

[compact pagoda]

Can you do the lowrider missions alone now?

I’ve never bothered with those but i wanna do them

[frail orbit]

No you were never able to do the missions alone

Due to the first mission being coded to have teams

I don't have the shirt somehow despite being a female character 😭

And its white variant as well

[frail orbit]

Community outreach, lowrider envy as well have a team system in both missions

[compact pagoda]

I remember the stealth mission

[idle maple]

hell yeah

this one was rough

[frail orbit]

Menacing stance

[spice schooner]

Maybe wear some actual dress shoes with a suit my guy

[mighty harness]

Nice

[frail orbit]

[mighty harness]

Why it so dark

[frail orbit]

My brightness setting is zero
Dark mode 😊

[mighty harness]

I have the hoodie

[mighty harness]

I have it turned all the way up lol

[frail orbit]

What about the t shirt?

[frail orbit]

Light mode at 1 am 😊

[mighty harness]

Yeah

[frail orbit]

Weird

Cause it's not showing up in special tops > unlocks category

[brittle osprey]

wtf

[untold oar]

mooder maybe

or new bug

[brittle osprey]

we just loaded in

[untold oar]

is it someone you trust

[brittle osprey]

a level 15 who was needing help, and I needed a team-mate

I ended up ramming it and it worked

[untold oar]

cool

so now we pretend nothing happened

when random drives a car

[elder shore]

sometimes randoms drive better than me (all the time)

[compact pagoda]

How did the mission go

[untold oar]

they left

[compact pagoda]

Idk if i should be suprised

[celest spade]

How many rollovers?

[untold oar]

atleast 10

[celest spade]

It is good since car is still looking manageable

[brittle osprey]

Bros having a rough day (I feel no pain from him since he stole my car and happened to die like 30 seconds later by someone else)

[tawdry trout]

That's a raw image if I have ever seen one

[brittle osprey]

yuh huh

Editing and filtering images is too much work for me

[outer terrace]

works better with thermal scope or something? xD

[frail orbit]

No 😊

[glass tinsel]

spotify discover weekly hit me with the cayo perico outro??
https://open.spotify.com/track/4DlajglQ63BqAUHfIgo4LI?si=2b0764b0f7334a19

damn right i would, cool millions straight to maze bank

[tawdry trout]

Do you ever turn it up?
or do you just like seeing the game more realistically

[pulsar stump]

Who is this lmao and why they dm me

[frail orbit]

I never turned it up

Been like that since 2022

[tawdry trout]

He dmee me too
He was asking for a modder in #gta-online

[pulsar stump]

Ah lmao

[tawdry trout]

🥶

[frail orbit]

I watched an old video back in 2022 that showed the game with maximum lowest brightness
I liked it

[tawdry trout]

So just for the looks than

I respect it

[frail orbit]

I guess because from my screen it looks like I can see but in clips and screenshots its darker little more vibrant

[pulsar stump]

Redone the skyline

[tawdry trout]

The purple ruins the car, other than that it's fire

[pulsar stump]

I changed outfit but forgot to ss it

[tawdry trout]

i now understand why you asked it

im so damn slow

[outer terrace]

just personal taste that is?

[frail orbit]

Personal preference more like

[pearl lake]

Black ops 6

[elfin arrow]

gta

[whole cape]

Nice setup bro, but dis aint gta

[whole cape]

With the power of hsw evx

[gleaming spear]

Yes

[frail orbit]

DENIED

July: prevent pisspoor996 from killing me
September: unlucky spawn right next to a topless girl

[gleaming spear]

He ragequitted straight away after this

[opaque tartan]

Where's the gta

[tawdry trout]

very clean flick ✨

[gleaming spear]

Ty 🫶

[onyx nebula]

Nice setup lol very very nice

[untold oar]

where's the gta

[pulsar stump]

Where’s the gta

[rustic pendant]

Best oppressor ever

[frail orbit]

Guess thats end of the laiju game :minervahehe:

[dusky timber]

please https://a.co/d/fm7T3EZ

[edgy anchor]

🤳

[elfin arrow]

i spy a g305

[idle maple]

moodymans car just chillin in the casino parking

[dusky timber]

set it on fire

[meager barn]

smash it.

[brittle osprey]

Steal it, crash it while someone very comedically records while on the side of the road, then hit a ditch or a lightpole

[compact pagoda]

I'm gonna recreate his car so i can destroy it forever

[brittle osprey]

The gun store disappearo :(

[dusky timber]

opps done stole his gun cash-n-carry

[brittle osprey]

Can't have anything in los santos

[heavy otter]

My casino penthouse

[brittle osprey]

[brittle osprey]

What a lovely game :3

[sterile latch]

I think I need to chill

I surprised they actually take a look

[compact pagoda]

Always remember, You're playing GTA not COD

[whole cape]

💀

[dusky timber]

topical for this week i think

[compact pagoda]

Does it stick?

[dusky timber]

no

[compact pagoda]

What if you add a massive wang?

[outer terrace]

same haircut and clothes as me

[brittle osprey]

OH wow, what a lovely loading screen

[compact pagoda]

Hello Trevor

[open swift]

rate the fit

[void marten]

In gta media tho

[idle maple]

I KNOW YOU HAVE A WIDE RANGE OF VEHICLES AVAILIABLE

LEAVE ME ALONE

[dusky timber]

just buy the cheapest pepegasus vehicle

[void marten]

Seashark best purchase

[untold oar]

the fact that you don't even have a pega vehicle is even worse

[idle maple]

I DO THO

[untold oar]

have you requested it before

[idle maple]

idk tbhj

[untold oar]

you should then

then maybe pega would shut

It goes for most contacts

[idle maple]

we are so barack

[lethal birch]

What boredom does to a person in gta:

[untold oar]

this is amazing

nice one

I always wanted to try that but I figured he'd be scripted forever or that you wouldn't even be able to fly the jet

[dense sand]

That's awesome

[lethal birch]

mhmm learned about this yesterday and thought about trying it today

[idle maple]

my man really just rko'd a jet

[lethal birch]

practically a godmode hydra legitimately cause it can't damaged 💀

[untold oar]

the pilot still somehow died even tho he's invincible too

I guess it's a timed event

[idle maple]

what a dummy

[lethal birch]

It is, if the hydra isn't moving for some period of time, the cockpit slides off and the pilot can be killed and jet stolen

[untold oar]

you'd expect Rockstar to make it softlock if the script doesn't run its natural course

as they do with new content these days

but that's great

[idle maple]

"game doesn't do something exactly how we planned it? have fun doing that whole mission again nerd" -rockstar probably

i swear its a programming regression

[bronze tiger]

imagine if it did

[untold oar]

I think the main reason why Rockstar won't include any towing vehicle in online is because you'd be able to job warp basically everything in the game at that rate

except collectibles

[idle maple]

we all saw the vanoss video where they hooked all the tow trucks together, right?

[dusky timber]

i think it's because towing crashes the game for others

[untold oar]

wait it does?

[dusky timber]

or at least it used to, but tow trucks were blacklisted from online long before the last gen version came out even

[bronze tiger]

there would be ways to solve issues like that

[untold oar]

you forget the effort aspect

[untold oar]

but does it on pc

considering mooders can one click it in

[idle maple]

this is rockstar games man

solving problems isnt even a concept to them

[bronze tiger]

fair

[rugged field]

dominator fx been in the game since 2013

[forest current]

This thumbnail looks good?

[untold oar]

you never knew?

[rugged field]

na

[untold oar]

makes sense

[meager barn]

Yeah.

[rapid nest]

I have like 1500 hours on all platforms combined

[compact pagoda]

I think i have 5k hours combined

[west plover]

I just joined the server

[untold oar]

he's mission

[west plover]

👍 (God give me strength)

From all platforms including old gens + next gens

[west plover]

No way?

[rugged field]

never seen sunlight

[compact pagoda]

WHAT

[west plover]

I did

[west plover]

[compact pagoda]

Close enough

[west plover]

I bet i have over 10k it was long time ago i count it

Imma count it and I'll update u guys

Ggs

[west plover]

Ggs

[west plover]

Its worse

[west plover]

That's 566 days playing non stop

[west plover]

I got 3x more hours than u i rlly should take a pause

[onyx lichen]

golden turd trying to fail my mission

[lethal birch]

That's one messed up looking plane

[untold oar]

I have 4.1k hours

[pulsar stump]

Dam

[west plover]

I have 13.5k

That's 3x more

[rugged field]

why are yall showing how many hours yall have

i wasn't flexing i was showing my lack of gta knowledge

[west plover]

Idk g

[rancid galleon]

u have said that like 4 times now lol nobody cares

[worthy yacht]

they'll find any excuse to flex

[trim nova]

el Dubbo

[rugged field]

el rubio when he finds out how many people steal from his island every hour

[pulsar stump]

Just shows that some of us have no lives nor do we touch grass

[tawdry trout]

Gonna dry the paper plane first before flying it

[pulsar stump]

Gonna keep this beauty here

[edgy anchor]

🤳

[jolly trellis]

did he put u in a panther cage after

[edgy anchor]

[honest vortex]

Heavily guarded MC export getting shut down from the start. Two Ruijus and a Deluxo.

Blocking off a special vehicle import with the Terrorbyte 💥

[whole cape]

Bro has nothing better to do also that isn’t “heavily guarded” if they aren’t attacking a red blip pointed right at them

[weary heart]

How do i add media here?

[edgy anchor]

Server level 5

[frail orbit]

I have 1.9k
About to become 2,000

Although my current highest is still 5,000 hours on pc

[pulsar stump]

Yo can someone post this in a another server

[rugged field]

done

[rapid nest]

!joinxboxone

Bro

[elfin arrow]

skill issue

[pulsar stump]

Ty lol

[modest depot]

What vehicle is that @honest vortex I'm a returning gta player?

[honest vortex]

Post Op van

[compact pagoda]

Rude

[dusky timber]

was this supposed to be a roast?

[proud echo]

19k hours and only 49 achievements 🙏

[dusky timber]

priorities

[proud echo]

🤨

New shoes

[dusky timber]

i 100% all trophies on ps3 and didn't feel the need or want to do it on ps4 and pc

[proud echo]

I did all the possible ones on ps3 but I couldn’t do the online ones

And what does it mean when lester reacts with 🎉 to you message?

[dusky timber]

u leveled up

[idle maple]

why do my bullets keep creating crazy smoke clouds like this during missions

[dusky timber]

bc u smoked someone

[proud echo]

I’m still lvl 10

[elfin arrow]

wtf even is that mission

[idle maple]

shit fair enough

[elfin arrow]

nightlife leak?

[idle maple]

yes

same weird bullet tracers happen on the UD auto shop contract