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Old gen Xbox however suffered the most out of all platforms besides pc
Long story short I bought the wrong version of gta 5 thinking it was new gen, refunded and bought new gen and made character same day
Later buying old gen down the line
wana friended perchant
Sure 🤷♂️
.
Perfect timing 
It's PS5
nice
I don't really have anyone on Xbox who can clutch like this xd
Hello guys, I need help with the casino mission. I only need one player in PS5.
@real summit, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Casino Heist: #ps5|casino-lfg
Requested by: @untold oar
Thats gold
Funny enough someone was doing gold as well
Two man
We didn't make it out with all the gold but hit daily twice 😊
I tried to go to the sides first but bro decided center first
Oh well I will try sns two man gold
Yes
We made it out with 2.96mil after hitting the daily vault twice
My friend was sad how we couldn't make it 3 mil
One of my teams nearly made it to 3 mil
2.96 mil on vault exit
4 man gold
Box loot carries extra take if it isn't diamonds
That's good
I wanted to hit the daily but I kept taking cover and seeing no prompt
Thats when it hit me daily door glitch doesn't work on big con
Or maybe im doing something wrong
It works, I can confirm it works on Yung ancestor and maintenance
I did it earlier with that same friend
I don't see the prompt on gruppe sechs though
Bugstars and g6 i was trying this on
I moved all over that door spamming right on the d pad
Having to move though because I don't want bros waiting for me while I fuck with a steel door
It also worked on bugstars for me
At least the last time I did bugstars which was last year
Last time I did bugstars was yesterday like or day before yesterday
I don't really touch bugstars with my playstation friends.
We love the Yung Ancestor approach the most
Why? Brucie getting capped in the leg? Yung ancestor "this shit too fucked up man"
That mightve been already explained though
So
Bro was lucky he got capped in the leg before I put a cap in his leg, annoying ahh mf (I hate brucie)
Although if memory still serves correct duggans do not engage when you run past those guys
Make him overdose on his own supply of Bullshit Testosterone
That way we don't get to see him in gta 6
Before I put a cap in your leg
Don't put any offers out if your not gunna actually dish and serve it smh
I will dish and serve a fine 9mm bullet, personally catered to you
Level 1
better than the rank 0
Good luck to lvl 1 in Server Farm setup. 
RPG with a silencer
Atomizer with an extended barrel
You know... I have no clue how we got here...
@meager barn
i see
Wrong landing spot
Only correct one, for a few reasons
You guys said it would, "fall off" but thats not possiable with where I parked it
Well I don't know if it falls off or commits Minecraft but either way it's the wrong landing spot
where should I park it
welp, guess I gotta make a claim
@brittle osprey
now go into the sub
I did that and it still destroyed so... silly ig
(I don't use planes like you land breathers fr)
well sheet, i exited the game, imma do it again in a bit
Best colour
@brittle osprey
Rich
well some people argued otherwise
how ppl can be that rich
mindless grind
Weird, I don't use planes so idrc
im a same lvl as u but i barely have 200k on bank account 😭
Only correct color
well you must be doing something colossally wrong then
skill issue
I hope you're not like that irl
Fr
money for spending i dont care
i have everything done
But why 
replay glitch go brrrrr
dokumenty 
dokumenty
dyvversja 
*dywersja
polish is hard
i don't think the replay glitch works with madrazo files
it does
Bro's about to witness THE picture a hundred times
Why
why not
yes
Replay glitching on pc is already weird enough. Doing it on madrazo files is goddamn criminal
but money
I think it'd be funny if it didn't work
If you’re already cheating to the point of that I don’t get what tf is stopping you from just joining modded heists atp
Only thing stopping people is no mods on console
people dont dm me
plus i dont know which one is the best for modded heists
(Player count drops to like 5% of total pc playerbase)
would
I used to do them for people but I realized I don't actually gain anything from it and it makes people lazier and more reliant on them, they don't even buy stuff that makes them more money is the worse part 
why is it weird
because there are so many lower effort ways of cheating money
like?
joining modded heists, making your own modded heists, casino rigging, whatever
Even just joining publics nowadays gives you money (and levels)
or getting your ip leaked
And what more are they going to do with it?
idk
Im not gunna hold you, people who claim they can do much with your IP clearly don't really understand how it works, and what people say you can do with one is heavily over-estimated
nuke france
Window shoppers
Gambling with class
I don't think we ever got to play though 😭💔
fun
i love gambling, whenever i gamble i try to either put casino merch on or classy suiots
Dude accidentally blows up his passenger while trying to kill me and then proceeds to ragequit 
This is how the guy who was after me in the bb mamba tried killing me
He tried to kill me with c4 but blew up in his own c4 trying to kill me
No ragequit though
Damn
What’s the fastest car in gta?
He needs to go back to the griefing academy
I’ve read the pariah is the fastest or the GTO or the D10 but I’m curious
None of them is the fastest
What’s the fastest then?
bro is asserting dominance
Without boost it's the weevil custom but that car is dogshit in every other metric so the pariah is the better choice
👍
Rumor has it he still hasn't returned to the academy
After fending off a suicidal laiju and a dumb laiju pilot btw
It was extreme dumb luck he died like that
Same 
Reaction: 💀 🤨
Friend wanted to fight me revolver only it didnt end well for him
"It's rumored"
It's not a confirmation nor a denial
Looks inside gta media, cant send images
skill issue
Class beat that
Fucking dunce
Probably because I was using BST and the marksman without a scope to lock onto him and shoot him off his mk2
Got some wall breach snipes on him with thermals too so he's so definitely convinced lol
What does hod cheating mean
I think he meant god not hod
@winged mason
Thank you 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
yo anyone knows why tf theres no npc in cars in my game?????
A modder is stopping them from spawning, I assume this is a public game, yes?
You most likely have an online bug given to you by a modder then, if you restart the issue will fix
Bros hella lucky bruh
hell nah, the game feels like dead or sum
i closed the game and the issue keep showing
Verify your game files
k
Bro @lean tangle u can do so much stuff bro
like what
Some people don't like it, I use no traffic in private sessions so I can like... NOT GET HIT BY A CAR EVERY FEW SECONDS
I hate NPC cars, I won't ruin it for others so I usually go into privates alot and do drifting
How it works...
Cars will try to be spawned, and when you get close enough to almost render them, they spawn in for just a second, and then they despawn again
idk man i feel like i am in liminal space or sum shit like that
You asking that like it's a bad thing, enjoy driving your vehicles without a random cocksucker swerving into you
damn man, having cars on the roads rn makes me think that before was nicer
Leaping Karen:
It said under. Simple English.
Nice gtv 👍🏻
@granite hare
Oh, you don't have staff assigned I think is what that is.
Is it full?
what if...
it is
There's your answer.
People just now realizing this reference is kind of funny.
Its been a thing for a long long time... just like some other weird references this game has, and brings every new update it seems
Wish they had destructive physics....
No.
Yes.
Im abandoning this topic because a mute talking about this, or worse is not worth it. And I heavily disagree with it.
Me too!
hehehhehehheheheheheheheh
Thats vile 💀
I wanna 1v1 someone with something like the RM-10 bombuska, and its nothing but bombs allowed.
(Or flying into them, whichever is first)
The og
new pfp lore
Perjaps
only fitting teehee
lol
Damm.
@fair orchid now talk 
Thats the zr380... Not the zr350
Now talk
Zr350
What are we talkin about?
Zr380
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i was thinking hes talking abt the 380 mb

You know which one is better? The Nissan 300zx
ig ye
I want one so bad
save up then
I have enough for one, I just haven’t found one in good enough condition
fair enough
)
Lmao probs some random person who cant tell the difference between normal and hackers lmao i woulda kept killing em till they left
there are no hackers on console
A
HOLY SHIT PINK DIAMOND 16 HOURS AFTER TEQUILA
Nice
HOLY SHIT YOU CAN JUST GET ALWAYSPANTHER with a mod menu...
nothing againist thsi
you are lucky
nah i dont wanna mod
yet
shouldn't waste it
I'd say go for replay
not to lose that
i was waiting for good loot and i will replay this
bc it good
!shitposting
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(not shitpost/meme), rockstar why I cant atomizer the longfin
yep you need a car
but not even possible to get one there
you need to be extra careful
Tried explosive/Rpg blast?
he did
only thing that can move those kind of objects are cars or an external force that isn't guns
Meh
bepis
Peepsi man 
I assume you are talking about this one right?
@rare rivet
Which case yes you should change it to a black one
yep
alrighty thanks
yo do u think I should use the black pinstripe long suit?
Nice, I waited 3 days and I got the pink diamond recently
3 days 
I got it 3 times in a row 2 weeks ago without needing to wait 3 days and I have been getting only tequila or ruby ever since that, I think I burned out all my luck 
I got sinsimito after re retrieving the madrazo files
No cutscene again though
Guess that saves junior madrazos skin in the end
...Again
Have you ever tried doing the replay “thing”?
If you mean replay glitch, yes I did it years ago
The rcv was hungry
And what happened after I didn't like
So I just dipped despite him going head to head with a mk2
And mk2 losing
A MK2 losing against this sloppy b11 pilot? 
No he won
The b11 pilot
Mk2 must've run out of missiles because he no longer had the mk2 icon and was now barrage fodder
I wanted to face him in the rogue but well I am (unsurprisingly) more sloppy than he is
I was thinking of tips and stuff, maybe tweak my sensitivity and get a feel for it
He teleported back to his hangar while I teleported to my apartment
Bad idea to use a Rogue against a b11
Although the Rogue can turn tighter with the rudders, it's too slow at vertical turns
Figured
Damn thing clipped something and was smoking
I was going to use b11 but I just left
If you were there I always bet on you giving him a swell old time
Just use your Laiju
( Rare moment of me encouraging someone to use that annoying thing
)
Oh he did strike while I was in it
Doing duggan preps
Hey at least I killed enough for bros to not have those annoying 7 headshot helmets
If I was in that session, I would probably still end up using my Rogue just to make it easier for him and more entertaining for me since he is sloppy.
I could end the thing quick with my Pyro but I want to have fun as well so
Two p51 mustangs at spanking times
What a touching scene
I was gonna try and kill him with it but he already caught me with my pants down
Eject spend 30 seconds chasing a boat, die, rail that boat, and then shoot at him like im trying to lead an rpg/smaw shot in battlefield
Idk i don't wanna abuse the laiju wherever i go
Thats just me who uses it for speed mostly 🤷♂️
Going vtol would have also been risky too
Since the b11 has barrage
Just pull out the landing gear, aim well with the barrage missiles and Laijus are toast 
You want me to destroy that laiju?
explosions
Wanna see me do it again?
Last time I used my Laiju for pvp was last year.
It's so useless to me now it's basically only used when I have to do duggans shipment 
I blew part of my saved fortune on that jet
Plus the avenger
Still stuck on falling in 
Just do it with your friends if it's still hard for you solo
I will or try to find help
Bad but as shock and awe taught me Rockstar had a mission fetish
And still have an aimbot fetish among other things
Definitely still do
Fitting 🤣😭
Good luck
Hope you finally finish it
It's been a full year since you have been struggling with it
Now that I realized it
I think the longest uncompleted strand I hadn't done before CE and DW was lowriders which I believe I completed in 2021
Hadn't done since 2015 at that time because I was exposed to the enhanced version of gta 5 so soon at a time when I enjoyed the original version so much
A full year of lacking motivation paired with how terrible the missions are
robbed el rubio's pink diamond 13 times
and you still couldn't activate your windows
Give him a rest those things cost a fortune 😭
Funnily enough i did propose to help you with it many times in the past but you always ended up procrastinating each time lmao.
Now it's too late for me to want to help again
Thats my own funeral for all the procrastination
I guess it was the mere fact Rockstar made it a bitch in solo
I'll get someone else in and get this done
Have fun with your thoughts while you are sleeping 😊❤
7 attempts solo on your own on the other hand
This strand is one of those "do once and forget"
You are going to do it more than once since you are a tier 4 nerd and you will eventually have to go through it at some point if you are gunning for that Niko fit 
2080 in the niko fit?
Nah Claude fit
He is a spicy boy
Yes😔
Nah, also didn't Pavel mention he stole it from the liberty City museum?
What's the difference? Is cheating just using mods to give yourself an advantage or...?
2700+ hours and still feel like I'm finding new details
cheating is using cheats to cheat
modding is either creating modifications for games or heavily modifying your instance of the game
when you say that you modded your skyrim, you don't mean that you created mods for it
Yeah so both liberrtonian and him need breaks 😭
He is tweaking alright
Bros got the default components outfit drip
why does ur character look like a female with a beard
I don't see it lol
Indeed
"This is a black.op people!"
I saw a clip not too long ago in here... they parachuted off the roof, but one smooth brain flew into the ground without chute deploy
In the case of mine I just wanted to get down asap
And fell down
Link that clip
Ill try to find it, it could be here or gtamk2
Time to be rammed from behind by one of your teammates
ight
Really want them to add this hoodie back at some point. But doubt they ever will cos it was exclusive to gta+ last Halloween
You need to be level 5
How tf did he survive lol
Hes modding, he came back around and started ramming me with a plane
Ayo how you got commas between your digits? On your money
Bruh💀
I figured tho
🤫
Mods?
It makes me feel richer than I am
Yeah that's why I want it lol
Vincent the goat
And do the golden R here
💀
We got self driving cars, now bikes smh
absolute worst placement for a contact mission btw. i mean, i couldnt find the fucking convience store because of it, and spent a little too long on the stickup kid achievement
Haha, I had those done when they firsted added it, cause Im a nerd with that 100%er stuff
i did it way back in like 2016 or so on xbox 360 but i obviously moved on from dat
There is some by maze bank, in several spots
what abt media?
Go to these little red things in the wall, they are all ATMS
@fast bloom You hear, you see the red atms on the wall, they are located everywhere around the map, not just the strip club
@fast bloom Here, this might help more
alr
@clever urchin Stop cursing my game wtf
Damm😭
I think the game is trying to tell me to take my pills now, I could be wrong, Im seeing so much stuff today
Bro went flying across the screen for no reason at all
Maybe some sleep too
Valid
The rocket whispered in your ear 😭 💀
fr lmao 😭😭
@restive snow
Did back in 2015
Did it again on pc and Xbox as well
Mhm, daily dose of bounties
Scary
(Im skillfully different with a car (when crashing))
gta online is weird
sometimes it gives you commas.. sometimes it gives you bank and cash with commas...??
why are the black cars purple
Just some fancy VFX
it looks like shit
Thanks ❤️
no worries pookie
ignore:
Cool, lets go photograph some wildlife on last gen:
We making it out taking pics of cows
cool car
The dude chasing me pulled his out and started hunting me until I got a bit far from him (since he hit me onto the freeway)
you play in public lobbies often?
90% of the time
Usually after updates, and when Im doing mod testing I go into privates (so I don't ruin it for others)
wait, where did all of your money go?
On another character
I put it all into the wallet so I don't have to get blinded
oh I was like, theres no way you spent it all lmao
I'd never spend all of it 💀
BULLY MAGUIRE?!
Update, its not just a 1 time thing ig @clever urchin
Its appearing out of no where now?
Yup, these guys must be wearing that Avon stealth armor
Lmao
Yea, I've lost my hope in some of yalls 😞
I should make like... a montage of just GTA comments.
Yea, Im toast. (btw messages on bottom are sent first, rockstar is weird)
@next belfry I've achieved this Ig ^ 😞
rizz?
Rate this edit i made
Discord kinda ruins the quality
And the frame rate
Fps
7 out of 10
Well... Im done here I guess, Only took me ages, and of course the usual Nightmare sasquatch and apocalypse sasquatch (best truck)
Rahhh
landed right next to some random wreck while goofing around with boost on mountains
almost becamea scramjet
At least you can recover 
Why did bro die like that😭💀
How did you do that
Sadly the audio went shitty, But Im pretty sure this dude gave up the race when he got passed mid-air 💀
(Im now going to stalk him with off radar :3)
Vinewood club app lets you punch in some interiors
I'm going to test it now
Cabless Jay doesn't exist
Cabless Jay:
This is so fun
Go punch the assistant 
Let me see if it's possible
Eh, might have to seek other targets
Jay is no more
NOOOOOOO!!!!
assistant is no more
U can punch the hat off of sessanta. Its so cursed
💀💀
Bonkers
goofy ahh sessanta
woof
It’s cuz there was wind
The fact these pants and hoodie are supposed to match bothers me considering they're not the same shade of black
rekt that raiju
Why would you want the same shade
because they would match?
Cos I'm picky and want them to match
the overly dark black clothing just looks awful in general
But that sounds like it would look terrible
Depends on the type of clothing imo
I want the pants to be a little lighter
Like most other black sports pants already in the game
I love destroying Raijus 
twinsiesss
worst example of black clothing has to be this weed hat
🫵 
Recently alot of rumours have been speculating that the popular modding client for GTA on the Pc "FiveM" could be coming to console, this is all because of a GTA news article that people are misunderstanding. In this video I will clear up why FiveM is NOT coming to console and what it actually being said within this article
CHAPTERS
0:00 Int...
FIVEM is NOT coming to console
ermmm what the sigma
my fortnite skin
I grow old waiting for it to come back
( its never coming back)
I think it's cuz Travis keeps his merch exclusive
utopia air force, the jordans etc. all never returned so I think this is the same way
I always assumed it was because of the concert situation that happened
thankfully Travis always been in my top 5 artists so I NEEDED to get all his stuff
Only got the free stuff for doing the live event
nah Epic Games ceo dude said Travis is welcome in fortnite so I'm guessing Travis js wants his stuff to remain exclusive like always
What did he do to deserve this? 

Ah yes, its not coming because someone said its not coming, lovely, though there is many reasons its not coming.
The realistic part about this is the fight at a car meet
lmao
I feel bad for his balls


my main character is CJ from that one gta 4 billboard
Out of all the ones you can punch inside, this dude and the Penthouse barber are the only ones I really wanna deck.

Can you punch English Dave? Like a lot? 🙏
Is he inside the nightclub lmao
Oh deck Lazlow once. I only want to punch him for being annoying but he is otherwise chill with me.
I honestly don't remember, think he is after you purchase it at least
At least let us take away his phone 😞
Aint no way i cant punch this barber
Penthouse?
Yeah, i cant punch in penthouse or nightclub
Lame
lazlows shoes lighting up the entire room
How is he gonna make kids if you kick his balls in 😭

I love seeing laijus get destroyed 😊

Bro got a few kills off of me before I got two hits and he crashed straight into a hill
what do yall think of my second character's fit
Nice
I hate doing this 😭
Why 😭
Because I don't like destroying Pyros even when I am forced to do so like in that scenario
The turning.circle? Getting lead in your engines? Or something else?
Something else
anyone down for casino we got arts
What is it?
you down for casino?
Not atm no
Name with characters no one can mention
Rapid fire 😭
I had some dudes shoot a gas canister and kill my bounty target 😞
(when I opened the shutter before you died)
but will you pay for windows
Beat me to it
Your fault why would you reload and then proceed to walk out before your done reloading
Mild language used here, I was very frustrated 😠

Disgusting (I removed the wheels after I took this shot)
why it look like that 💀
Me with the Zion Classic, someone offered it and I needed it for the uh collection and removed the f1 wheels
Skibidi
F1 and bennys
Toilet 1776 (part 1)
what garage is this?
Vinewood club garage
ooooooh you play on console
Yes
Xbox series xs
Unholy Hellbringer is outrageous
why you have PC role then? 
Because I do play pc
wtf, you have gta on 20 consoles or somethin bro?
I know the past 2 years wasn't really the case but thats because I consider pc to be an extension of availability
Yes
Rockstar must love you
Indeed
It's the weapon I had ready XD
I was out of ammo 😢
I have mk2 shot gun with explosives and that was out
And the sniper rifle was almost out.
I have a anti-resistant bullets for amg
do you only use special ammo or something? 😭
Sometimes
I'm also a menace to these um rather frisky gentlemen, dunno what they were doing, but I wanted to blow em up as a joke but came across them doing what ever they were uh doing...
💀

This wasn't on my 2024 bingo card (I don't have one 🤣)
Damn that's evil
Lmao
Aww hell naw

yeah that was some goofy-looking jet it showed me
What ai did you ask?
what is that font 💀
ChatGPT
Android font
no
Custom font from galaxy store
Yes
On my samsung phone
Fr? Lol
Yeah lmao, ikr
It's called cool jazz
dont you mean mega ramp?
They were doing sus things on the streets, gotta keep los Santos clean

Those are just the Dye packs going off, the cops are on the way
Wdym?
You ever played pacific standard heist? where you ride the bikes away as getaway?
we restarted 5 times that setup 
Maybe once in the past? I remember riding bikes in a job before in online
love when shit like this happens
Felt like I was watching a MIB moment.
real
that's probably my favourite f2f race
i totally didn't get fucked after the cut
That pilots sneak skill is too low
Crashed into the water, I hope drying out his clothes is less deadly 
True.
I heard him coming from quite a distance, that's why I left reverse flying mode 
Apparently he is also one of these sore losers I already fought months ago
Months ago? How'd u find him again?
I miss the speed glitch 😥
I'm still so annoyed I was on holiday and missed out on it
literally discovered it like a day before it got patched
contagious ass laugh
Bro took too much laughing gas 💀
It hits speeds of 300mph
bro that actually feels like a real f1 car
Ong
i mean its a bit faster than what they actually do because of KERS but still
f1 cars be 200mph average peak at 233
It was really fun
GTA on Xbox series x is quite dead, you come across the same people very frequently compared to playstation lobbies
Nah its the same on playstation, but still bigger
Ps4 and xbox one playerbase is still big
Oh weird
I don't have this issue when I play on PS5 though, it's been a while since I last saw any familar faces on PS5 lobbies outside my stalkers
Definitely came across the same people more on xbox (but it was 2 years ago so tbf there's more ppl on newgen now)
Ya who doesn't have new gen? They need it for the extremely highly anticipated gta 6
Gta 6 better be good
I also never see the same people I don't think
woooow, this game is soo fun
I love how you could hear the others die right before it was your turn, almost to give you a sense of dispair and agony
Lol
Can anyone help me make 2 million dollars?
!lfg
@idle bloom, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #xb1|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino Heist: #xb1|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb1|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb1|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb1|other-lfg
Requested by: @brittle osprey
It’s a face to face apparently
"Oowee you can hear a smelly laiju pilot from a mile away!"
Those pilots also tend to make it obivous as well
No surprise, if I found the guy who killed me in my van, then I can find him again and so can you 🍵
maybe a mix 🤷♂️
random invisible wall 😭
Yes
Sometimes they are smart but it's a very rare occurrence.
Sometimes
Most of the time the pilot does that the jet might as well have "please shoot me" painted atop and below the jet
Bail out 
your videos are no longer compressed anymore do you send them from pc
Very good quality
Yes from my laptop
It's crazy how big the difference is
Yes, I got it from a giveaway 
Ah awesome shit ☺️
The laptop i have no longer black screens or freezes as much as it did before
Still not installing GTA 5 on it, at least not yet 
I don't have that many contacts that play the game on PC anymore
It'd be awesome to see you with my friends before the turn of the year
At least you have me
Sucks that most of my list has gone inactive 😢
Rip
My modder friend stopped playing the game on PC last month, he is back on PS5
The mod menu i used in 2022 has to get an update before its usable again
Otherwise when I logged in Freeman was the same hair color he was
I changed it to jet black again
That sucks
We got Rose and Mango on PC before gta 6 😭
I can't wait for the "before gta 6" meme to die out
Lots of things happen before gta 6 😊
Tbh it's not a guarantee I will install the game.
I got it for free from that 2020 epic games free week
But still not fully decided
I also got mine free from the epic giveaway
I forgot to get mine
Same day it commenced on may 14th 2020
I told people about it but never bothered to get it myself
Rip 😭
It was that same modder friend that told me about that epic giveaway, could not miss that chance
The friend who brought awareness to me about it was one of the crew members from the very crew I liked
He is one of the people who moved on in life but I really gave my thanks to him
I won't bore with the details but its windows 11 for my laptop
I see
Tbh I will play mostly horror games on my laptop
Enjoy
I might even play alongside you 😊
Since I had no friends for this kind of thing back then
Well when you made the decision, let me know
I am happy you got a pc
Means I can play games now
Look at stuff without fear of it black screening or freezing
Will it ever though? Is the question
And nothing is preventing you from making any new friends 
Indeed 😊
it should
True
You cant see a fucking news without some kid in the comments "we got [thing] before gta 6 skullemojiskullemojiskullemoji"
we got before gta 6 before gta 6 💀💀💀
Technically we got Fallout London before we got Fallout 5. Thanks modders of the good kind.
If only we got those same good modders for GTA.

you seem to really like that emoji
send an animated one
what kind of mugshot is this lmao
Fr pure nostalgia
Asian
my character is not asian
Oh my bad
Closed their eyes at the flash.
My personal recommendation for Agency location.
Me and Chop chillin at the Agency.
@brittle osprey where's your fit
I'm ashamed.
Ill show it in an hour or two
Why?
ight
i dont wanna say
I hate myself now, the fact I even know it, proves too much
haha
I WANNA KNOWWW
just look at the image
it's the feller's character and Chop
Im sorry, it wasn't even me 😭
I was jus saying I hate myself
lookin good bud
Ya'll wack for that.
pm me an explanation frfr
no
I won't. Its all in the picture.
I feel like I know what yall is implying but idk like something specific
ur thinking too much into it
^
You'll know when you realize why I think they are wack for noticing it.
Its literally only because he made the words 😭
ITS NOT MEE
Shush. You also noticed fairly quickly.
Well yea, thats why I said Im ashamed...
Once he mentioned it I caught on...
why do you have commas in the amount of money you have?
I dunno
quality of life feature lmao
Its fine. Since you hate yourself, I'll love you in your place xD Hahaha
Hang on. That is odd.... I kinda want that too.
jus silly :3
Would make checking my cash a hell of a lot easier.
1\ How did you Wheelie-Drift?
2\ Why is your Screen so fucking wide?
3\ Why the HUD is not on the Corners?
Well, I can thankfully tell you all 3 of these...
Firstly, wheelie drift is because theres this thing called traction, and I lost it 😞
Secondly, My screen is a "little" wider than most monitors
Thirdly, the hud actually can't extend past the actual limits of what the game allows, since the monitor is that wide 
@fallow geyser This good enough for yuh ^^
I run into this issue alot of with games on the 3rd one. (They all hate on the wide monitor + curved monitor peoples for real)
@left wren You can get the Niobe in old gen. You just can't get the HSW.
Ye
The third part

Tell me your exact resolution
2560 x 1080
(On the monitor your watching in the gameplay)
Is it that small?
I don't know, describe small and big to me.
My Phone Resolution
My main monitor is like 7680 x 2160
(Mainly used on projects and maybe gaming if I feel like losing some braincells, or TV for that matter)
Now we are talking
I wonder how much of my lifespan Ill lose if I play GTA on max brightness
Now HOW THE FUCK IS YOUR SCREEN THREE TIMES WIDER THAN YOUR LENGTH?
Is AMOLED?
Too many capital letters 😟

You'd point a gun at me, but would you use it?
I require an IRL Pic of your Monitor
Are we going to make that Rango Movie Scene?

I would never point a gun at someone (rarely even in gta (since I mod))
What are you afraid of?
i guess its his morals
If it's that, then I'm proud of that man
I also have my own moral code
It's quite abstract, but it's a Moral Code after all
I'd rather not kill people while basically "cheating" Its not really faiir
i agree
Its so easy to run away from a fight when you can't take damage, so why fight?
Unless the Kill is Clean if we talk about Mods Usage
I mean, killing something without the usage of the Mod Menu
I mean, If a noobie starts trying to run into me, Ill avoid the situation honestly
Coward
Unless he is just chasing you without bothering, then we are okay
Wait...
They can chase people and NOT want to kill them???
I shoot them. Pull the Juston Wong "Its time for you to learn" clip energy.
I exist, so yeah
Btw, there are some obvious rules
No crash
haha
Poor Bandicoot.
No guns
I almost never have to do any of those
and no s*x
I end up having them set to reflect only so if your dishing, your taking a bite too
And if you dare to cut me off, be sure you are going to die in less than 3 Minutes, GTA time

thats a vague threat, I wonder how Ill die
Probably by a falling meteor if we are being realistic
this is the reason i never go to public sessions
Mini SMG, i have bad aim but great fire rate
Or I'm driving my Toreador
Erotic asphyxiation gone wrong.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That moment when you started to feel the Fish smell…
I'm more likely to die from taking hits in my apartment (with the sweet stuff), than to die to noobie tho
Wait what? xD I have never done it so does that actually happen?
that must be great
I'm more likely to die to traffic.
Trust me, is horrible when that starts happening during "the act"
he died to traffic
LMAO
Because you don't know who is the stinky until you find out
Idk, Im concerned because I don't know what your talking about anymore 😞
Anyway, return to GTA Topic
Nevermind
I was on gta all the way up until my concernity message
Its taking the joke I started and taking it to 100 on a scale from 1-10.
What's a Juston Wong?
I only know Justin Case
Justin Wong. Let me search the clip
Its a fighting game pro teaching a kid that sometimes games are not fair.
Its how I teach noobs that try to kill me in public lobbies.
brb, give me 2 mins and 32 seconds
Its one of the most out of pocket clips of the FGC. xD

That's what i do with Griefers that always bother others
Spawn clones with the Story Mode Stun Gun (because the Fire Rate is like 5 Times faster than Online Stunt Gun) and let the clones just stun them to the ground
Because they can't do shit, they just quit
That's what a Griefer deserve
I mean.... I just use Vanilla gameplay to bully griefers and new players picking a fight.
This is a good example of it.
🥲
Nice shot.
Motor-trend moment

that's crazy

Crash 
Airport police down there be like: holy shit! Calm down Xavier just another day in this chaotic mess
It's just a normal day in Los Santos Xavier!
Xavier probably quit his job after witnessing this crash and the second crash after that 
Respectable
Near death experience because of some pilot who didn't watch the ground
...Twice 😭
Those explosions are gonna stay with him
Forget patrolling LSIA he can go patrol his house in Mirror Park
I also crashed too after taking extreme damage from the b11 after it crashed 😭
So 3 crashes
😭
Engine failure 
Jesus are you trying to give people tinnitus? Then again I got explosions up my ass and Xbox internet crapped out 🤣😭
Happened on ghillie stream when I was running the syg
I knew there was a third party coming to interfere, I wanted to lure that b11 to high altitude so I can turn better with the rogue but sadly as you can see, I didn't have much time to go up after the Laiju crashed
These people must be very scared including Xavier too, he saw 5 minutes of turning and stalls
"Pull up pull up, pull up or we will all be dead in 15 seconds"
"I can't, I can't its smoking holy shi-"
Xavier has to go to vice city just like the male npc quote once said
Live while he can away from this madness
At this rate LSIA is the last place to go when leaving the state
The Sonorous Explosions
Xavier: fuck it is if liberty city was anything to go by in terms of chaos
As for the fraud who came at the end, he invited his goons to try and take care of me but they all left at some point after getting owned in the air. It was a 1v3 at some point, they went on an orbital Cannon spree on me too
That laiju is going to become something the fish will remember when it strikes the water at that speed
Orbital cannon spree :kurtangle:
Most annoying griefer I faced on Xbox to this day, this guy only knows to warp and use ghost organisation.
So I showed him I can be annoying too with the warps, he eventually got annoyed after his goons left and he left too 
"Look up and smile! Its the Thanos snap in the sky!"
I wish Bryan joined to help me but sadly he is too busy to play with his sister 🙄
Broskis are reaching breaking point
I wasn't aware of the fight going on
I definitely fight like shit (what I get for sleeping on gta that long) but one extra would surely mean a new distraction
Now its a 2v3
Pavel what did Rubio torture cage do to you 😭
love to see over confident raijus
just because its the best plane doesnt make u the best pilot hehehe haw
It's not the best plane xd
i like make explode use rogue
These broskis were very annoying with the back and forth ghost organisation
Rogue is nice but sadly it's too slow at vertical turns so laijus can get behind you pretty easily with vtol
I had to pull out my anti aircraft trailer to get that fraud to finally leave his avenger, he camped in the city in it to prevent me from spawntrapping him with the Pyro 
i like to roll then use the yaw thing
or just fly like crazed person
usually works
doeeees it have flak cannon
I need an aa trailer what I am doing trying to play happy families with avengers 😭
4 shots the avenger
7 shots the MOC cab 
I have it for these specific situations
Yes
The AA trailer is bad without flak cannon
Enough of that ghost org and broskis will have a ghost off the coast of San andreas as something I can take a pic of
heehee sweeet, alsoooo i see that A button prompt r u play on xbox 👀
60 rockets? Try 4 flak shots
"There has to be some kind of word for this"
"Scraping the barrel, friend"
Sometimes
The Avenger slayer
can i send u a friend request perchant 👉👈
need more plane people in friends list
When im in a avenger slaying competition and my opponent is Vom Feuer AA Trailer with Flak Cannons 😳
(Needless to say, I own one on pc but not Xbox)
Chernobog is also pretty good against avengers, goes down in 9 rockets, so just 2 salvos from far away
u are also xboxer?
i wouldve bought if could use solo while moving
woahhhhh what do u do freemode
Yeah, should probably use it with off the radar
Preps and stuff
I do more afking, but sometimes do go head to head with people
Usually people who kill me first
sounds fun nnnn can i fans friends rewrite request lethargic perchance
Why cant i send pics into here?
because you aren't level 5
how do i get to level 5?
chat
All I can show for now if you know you know…..

bro used the Xbox One as an HDMI input and then used remote play
Nothing special
You can’t use remote play when using HDMI as input… but good try tho😂😂
Show me proof rn 😂
Carrying Raids For Payment
1-4 Buddha-Porta
4-7 Rumble-Blizzard
7-10 Mammoth-T-rex
10-14 Shadow-Venom-Control-Spirit
14-18 Dough-Leopard
18-22 Dragon-Kitsune
Can Host Dough Raids Don't do phoenix
1- sound or some
2- buddha portal rumble and stuff
3- mammoth spirit stuff like that
4- 5 dough or trex i am cheaper then others dont have any vouches
what
See I told you ….
I can’t leak my sources at this time I’m sorry….
what do you gain from this anyway
I mean it’s just a clip at something… if your not supportive of it that’s fine but I wonder what your getting tryna come at me 😂
no idea lol
gatekeeping from no one is outrageous behaviour
especially for a weird thing like that lol
Keyboard 100% 🦾
Nice work
now get all the wr with keyboard 







