gta-media

[lethal birch]

i wanted to stay on the bike

[shadow scroll]

fucking hell discord

[lethal birch]

too powerful

[shadow scroll]

file is 99mb

and somehow discord sees it as 100mb or larger

wat??

i'll just upload the 60fps version of the clip on yt

[lethal birch]

im waiting

[shadow scroll]

https://youtu.be/s68BlKIcPig

[lethal birch]

ye i saw it

[shadow scroll]

https://youtu.be/SQUmQmvQtq8

[cyan crag]

Redneck hunter outfit inspired by cletus from story mode

Found these cool camo pants, sucks they dont go inside the shoes

Theres also black variant

[lethal birch]

i closed my ps5 without closing the game and it didn't save the speed record lol

[shadow scroll]

"Hey bud"

[lethal birch]

theres too much traffic ffs

omfg there are 50 box trucks on the road

[frail orbit]

Nice

[tender coral]

Didnt even know they added rompers

[frail orbit]

Rompers were added this update

I found out about them when one of my friends mentioned new dresses

[lethal birch]

my character had a heart attack lol

Hmmm

[ancient star]

☠️

[nimble yew]

And now, since GTA V is broken,

A return to simple times

[teal cave]

Oh, it's August already

[teal cave]

It's going down, maybe it works now

[round hound]

I bought it y’all any tips pls

yo

[elfin arrow]

sell it

[warped zephyr]

ERm

what the hell

[opaque tartan]

A tip is to not make the same mistake again

It's the fastest car but the handling is shit, and the acceleration ain't very great, good like taking curbs without needing to brake so hard and lose speed

[round hound]

With the HSW is it still with bad acceleration?

[teal cave]

It's not fastest, it's 5th, first is BF Weevil Custom
https://www.dexerto.com/gta/gta-online-fastest-cars-1493298/

[opaque tartan]

On PS5 and Series X/S it's the fastest, and he's on PS5

It's the fastest with hsw

[round hound]

Is the acceleration still bad even with hsw?

[opaque tartan]

Nah, it's mid, but unless you're on a straight highway good luck reaching top speed

[whole cape]

I mean, in the city u wont have problems reaching it with bumps unless u cant keep it going for 10s without crashing

Its acceleration is pretty much the same as all other hsw just the launch is slower

[neat cairn]

The speed glitch be tweaking fr.

[ancient star]

Totally normal speeds 👍

[ancient star]

Speed glitch the tank it’s scary asf

[neat cairn]

Especially the Khanjali

[junior garnet]

what’s that car

[obsidian sparrow]

grotti itali gto

[brittle osprey]

I wonder if it works outside of cars and bikes...

[ancient star]

It works with tanks too

And weponized vehicles

[brittle osprey]

Any storable / personal vehicle

[whole cape]

Blazer aqua, u can do over 100/150+ mph on water

[ancient star]

If you speed glitch the Rolls Royce SUV it’s super fun and crazy fast, it went just about 200mph

If not more

[whole cape]

Most vehicles that have at least some speed to them can get over 200

[brittle osprey]

I hit 132 on the APC with no upgrades (stock_

[lofty pelican]

#gta-media

[ancient star]

My bad. Dropped my phone and caught it lmao

[ancient star]

Dammm that looks sick!

[mystic pendant]

Thanks not everyone's taste tbf but I like it

[ancient star]

(Audio got corrupted sorry) FiveM TikTok videos be like:

[ancient star]

I like it, especially those rims 😮‍💨

[mystic pendant]

If you want it your more than welcome to buy it

[ancient star]

Sure! Next time I’m online I’ll shoot you a text

[mystic pendant]

Sound

[ancient star]

Sound

[brittle osprey]

Big red circle in-case you can't find it.

[shadow scroll]

the most cringiest youtuber ever

[last sandal]

@hollow galleon here

[hollow galleon]

Thank you. 🙏

[worthy osprey]

bro lives off gta releases

[brittle osprey]

Most of it being made up content:

[shadow scroll]

i know

also notice the watch dogs 2 thumbnail with the gta 6 debug panel at the bottom lol

[shadow scroll]

he barely gets money from yt now

yt is giving him less and less money now

[hardy epoch]

I hate this clickbait youtuber

[untold oar]

Atleast he isn't uploading every hour like he used to before trailer 1

[shadow scroll]

who doesn't

he was always clickbaiting even before gta 5 released

fun fact: rockstar hates him

i'm pretty sure rockstar even tweeted that at some point

[ancient star]

Rate my driving skills 😎 (audio got corrupted sorry)

[hazy wren]

3/10

[brittle osprey]

4 / 10, your not reckless enough

Making all us drunk drivers look bad smh

[shadow scroll]

now that lighting looks super realistic

i love that. i might lower my brightness tbh

[ancient star]

My brightness is barely lower than default, I’m pretty sure it’s my tinted windows lol

[shadow scroll]

no

[arctic agate]

I give it a 7 out of 10

[shadow scroll]

front windows are never tinted in gta

[untold oar]

2/10 because of audio

[ancient star]

ITS NOT MY FAULT 😭

[shadow scroll]

i can't even see the clip lol.

[untold oar]

I'm pretty sure you can fix it

[shadow scroll]

discord is poo poo

[untold oar]

Is your audio set to HDMI uncompressed

[ancient star]

That fact that you probably solved something I’ve been trying to fix for years pisses me off

And yes it is

[untold oar]

try setting it to windows sonic then do a hard restart for 10 secs with the game closed and if it still happens then go back to uncompressed but go to the game and delete the persistent storage

[digital vigil]

can someone help me with my gta i cant join online?

[shadow scroll]

wat

[ancient star]

I will try that, thanks

[untold oar]

hope it works

[ancient star]

How about this?

[brittle osprey]

seen it, but no, not reckless enough

[ancient star]

😭

[last sandal]

@timber phoenix

This credit to Wall ofc

[brittle osprey]

Just use the "Copy Message Link"

Like this: #gta-media message

[timber phoenix]

What is in the gun can but

Van

[brittle osprey]

Heres all items sold in the gun van:

[arctic agate]

What's wrong with her now?

[brittle osprey]

What can the best mechanic is LS do today?

[shadow scroll]

435kmph t20

[brittle osprey]

slow poke 😝

[open quarry]

I got over 500

[shadow scroll]

with the t20?

[open quarry]

No

[shadow scroll]

451 with t20 from sandy bridge

[brittle osprey]

Shitty audio clips are hitting rn honestly :3

[ancient star]

😭

[brittle osprey]

hmm, nothing like 8bit quality audio being sent to my ears

[ancient star]

Lmfao

I also got the insurgent pickup to go 193mph

[brittle osprey]

Erm...

Some of these players need a checkup

💀

[meager barn]

WTF lol

[brittle osprey]

Im dying 💀

[meager barn]

Or course there's more

[brittle osprey]

Its not stopping there 🗿

Rockstar needs to do more bans.

[meager barn]

Jesus christ,what are they saying now lol

[brittle osprey]

I'd accept if I was banned, but this is kinda across the line a little

A little is actually an understatement

this dude might actually be El rubio

He might be a war criminal

[twin yacht]

rate le car

[brittle osprey]

Mhm, it looks lovely

raveshing even

[frail orbit]

Japan had an aoc like that but its now 16

[brittle osprey]

This is american servers 🗿

[frail orbit]

Yes sir

[meager barn]

Hhh,what

[brittle osprey]

El Rubio is a war lord

[meager barn]

Yeah

But what dude are you talking about?

[brittle osprey]

The one saying the stuff in chat

[meager barn]

Ah

Damn,did you report him?

[brittle osprey]

he got kicked before I could do anything, if I was gunna, I was gunna kick him too...

Idk how I feel about that kinda stuff but its not like its not justified

[meager barn]

Its very justified,fuck pedos

[brittle osprey]

Im just gunna say, if you go against not kicking him, your siding with him.

then I lose all respect I give you for siding with him too

[meager barn]

I would do way more than kick him

@brittle osprey

What other stuff can you do to People lol

[brittle osprey]

Alot, but theres too much, I rarely use it unless your a modder and abusing your menu, other than I don't need to touch the stuff

[frail orbit]

Weird to think three years ago there used to be a modder role

[brittle osprey]

Yea, weird times

Issue with that is theres a few things

Why it was probably removed

[frail orbit]

I know it was a permanent role

Once you applied it, it wasn't coming back off

Or so I thought and many others

[brittle osprey]

Yea, one of the issues...

Applying for it means you were stuck with it, plus imagine how many people and applications were opened too

[frail orbit]

Trying to get it removed

I used a mod menu myself at the time the role was still a thing

I used to have only doomsday elites completed
I tried criminal mastermind but I didn't know you could close the game in time to prevent it from registering

Anime used to be its own role

PlayStation and Xbox were just one role prior to eae

I've been in this server for quite some time to be remembering this stuff 😭 👴

[meager barn]

I was in this server 3 years ago

But i Got banned and recentlly unbanned

[frail orbit]

What happened 😭

[meager barn]

I was part of a advertising server but forgot to appeal the ban until a couple of days ago

[frail orbit]

I was in this server when one of my friends servers leeched off the #gta-news channel for new event weeks

[dusky timber]

you an i are against the universe when the universe is against Deveste 8

[frail orbit]

Our beloved

[frail orbit]

Damn

[golden berry]

oreo talking to his alt, we all know it's the only reason someone else love the deveste

[meager barn]

Yeah,glad to be back tho

[frail orbit]

Devel 16 enjoyer here 🙋‍♂️

[frail orbit]

I've taken breaks in this server a lot

A few too many as I wish I knew someone who visits this channel sometimes

Sooner

[sour rapids]

HELLO?!?!?!?!?

[frail orbit]

The second modders gained a concerning amount of power is when I should've packed my bags and went back to console

[brittle osprey]

Hi

:3

[meager barn]

I am quite active these days,spend half a day on this server

[frail orbit]

I should've made this decision sooner, much sooner though

[frail orbit]

I spend a little amount of time
It depends

This ain't 2020, 2021, or even 2022 anymore

[meager barn]

In these couple of days i got to lvl 35 alreddy

[sour rapids]

WHO DF????

[brittle osprey]

I could agree, I never was too active in this server... only until about a month or two ago I started being a bit more active

[meager barn]

I was active since i was unbanned

I love helping People out in chat or other channels

[brittle osprey]

slightly above average gta player

[meager barn]

I love chatting in this server

[twin yacht]

✅

[cyan crag]

Rage bait

Just report

[brittle osprey]

Its not. This dude said alot of other stuff you'd have to be mentally withdrawn drom to say

[cyan crag]

I mean yeah you have to be mentally ill to say that

[brittle osprey]

Whats worse is rockstar does nothing, I get the modders (me included) are an issue, but god damn

[cyan crag]

But im pretty sure hes just trying to be edgy

Have you messaged rockstar support?

[brittle osprey]

Why would I budge?

This isn't like something new, I see it alot

[open quarry]

???

[tawdry trout]

Is brake boosting really that good?

[lethal birch]

its not brake boosting lol

[brittle osprey]

(Casually still shifting while inverted)

Thats a real driver fr

[hearty grotto]

W or L lowrider garage

blue : crips
red : bloods
purple : vagos
yellow : ballas
green : families
orange : OSF

[brittle osprey]

No tornado?

[hearty grotto]

huh

[brittle osprey]

The tornado custom

[hearty grotto]

forgot that one

might switch with green

if u have it can i see a pic of it

see how nice it looks

[brittle osprey]

#gta-vehicles

[hearty grotto]

dm me it if u want

[brittle osprey]

It is one of the low riders

[hearty grotto]

damn

[hearty grotto]

is that a civil car

[brittle osprey]

It can but it spawns rusty normally, or it can spawn clean

[hearty grotto]

tornado kinda ugly

[brittle osprey]

You haven't even customized it 🗿

I can see why rockstar does not add cars often now.

[hearty grotto]

alr lemme buy it and customise

its only 30k

[brittle osprey]

What about upgrading it in benny's?

[hearty grotto]

yeah i will

ill lyk

[last sandal]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

thanks

[last sandal]

Credit to Wall ofc

[tawdry trout]

I hate how the map looks like Homer Simpson

I can't ever unsee it

[copper lodge]

No way... why would you do this to me? 😂

[frail orbit]

It looks like a potato

[upper python]

It looks nothing like homer simpson

I think youre high

[frail orbit]

On your own supply

[tawdry trout]

I messed up the chin, but you can see enough

[copper lodge]

This is how I saw it...
I must be high 😅

[tawdry trout]

Might as well

[frail orbit]

The right one looks like amogus

[tawdry trout]

Ur rank 400?

[frail orbit]

Yes, I grinded 4x transform races

[tawdry trout]

So an expert racer
Anything else you do?

[frail orbit]

I tried other stuff

[arctic agate]

Any tips on how to find racing lobbies easier?

[frail orbit]

Im not an expert 🤣

[frail orbit]

Have you tried using on call?

[tawdry trout]

Like?

[arctic agate]

That's the only thing I do actually

[frail orbit]

Like casino heist, salvage work, I even managed to complete a randoms casino heist

[frail orbit]

Have you accepted random invites?

[arctic agate]

I don't play public lobbies much tbh

[frail orbit]

Hosting one yourself?

Finding jobs through a specific one?

[arctic agate]

I always find specific ones, stunt, street, normal

[frail orbit]

Chances are people may or may not be hosting one

[lethal birch]

lmao how does this even happen

[edgy anchor]

It's a bug, it happened to me before too

[lethal birch]

it decided to go straight

[velvet sandal]

This dude got so pressed just cuz i accidentally ran him over😭😭

[whole cape]

a nice parking spot

[untold oar]

almost parked at the spot for reposession

[frail orbit]

Amazon same day delivery with cars

[whole cape]

[frail orbit]

They salvaged a laiju specifically to make same day delivery work

[lethal birch]

interesting

i don't know why it started reversing

[untold oar]

is that with speed glitch

[lethal birch]

ye

[untold oar]

Wheelies slow you down with it

I started going in reverse with the powersurge too

[lethal birch]

i can tell lol

i wonder how fast the smart car goes

omg i have the perfect horn

[untold oar]

well it's patched so rip

[lethal birch]

no it aint lol

i just did it

[arctic agate]

The Arbiter GT is still that weird?

[lethal birch]

the amg gt?

[whole cape]

Maybe if u stayed in the same session or haven’t restarted u have it til then

[lethal birch]

oh shit

honey im homeee

[frail orbit]

"Took you long enough"

[lethal birch]

skillz

straight to the coroner lol

[lethal birch]

im restarting my game rn

[slate scarab]

what recording software do you use

[slate scarab]

what recording software

[lethal birch]

well fuck Rockstar

[lethal birch]

the ps5 records it

[slate scarab]

lucky fuck

i wanna start recording on pc but its impossible

[lethal birch]

rip speed glitch 😪 youll be missed

why would they patch it bruv it doesn't hurt anyone

[orchid oracle]

Eeeeeee

[shadow scroll]

apparently the hangar glitch got patched.. is it true?

[arctic agate]

Yes, sadly

[red oar]

what dose LF mean in the heist thing

[arctic agate]

Looking for

[shadow scroll]

how tho

gta 5 didn't get any updates today

[arctic agate]

They upload scripts so that when we load into the game online we will download them in the background I think

A "sneaky" update

[shadow scroll]

that's not how it works tho

no scripts get downloaded when you get into gta online

[opaque tartan]

Rockstar on their way to patch a harmless glitch, forgetting the existence of God mode

Wait what's otr

[arctic agate]

Yeah I'm not sure how it works, but as I said, sneaky

[tender coral]

Off the radar glitch

[lethal birch]

yes

how will i do this now

[orchid oracle]

Sadly, but isn’t surprising when everyone was doing it

[orchid oracle]

Did you try the khanjali?

[lethal birch]

yes

[orchid oracle]

Fun asf

[lethal birch]

fr

[cyan atlas]

I didn’t participate in anything I haven’t played in a month

But I’ll take it

[stray ingot]

BRO

[stray ingot]

it randomly does that to me sometimes I guess it’s a glitch

[cyan atlas]

Oh

[stray ingot]

I randomly stopped playing for 4 months and got 2 mil

[velvet sandal]

What are these planes?

[stray ingot]

random planes

uh they’re cessnas I think

did that help

[brittle osprey]

Cropduster

I put a thingy in #gta-vehicles

Someone dropped a nuke over on cayo perico 🗿

[lethal birch]

I’m planing to delete all NPC

Lol

[whole cape]

thing is, normal sunset skybox dont look too different, was ahead of its time

Looks like a nuke especially in HDR

[brittle osprey]

It kinda looks like mine, but I have a different color pallet

And my sun looks like someone dropped a sun on cayo perico

[whole cape]

The power of mods

[brittle osprey]

I'd say personally a good use of modding, non-harmful stuff is honestly peak, but sadly most modders don't have the ability to comprehend that

[whole cape]

Its def nice when used tastefully but it can get to be too much or just become a different game at a point lmao

[quartz sparrow]

Hehe helicopter go boom

[lethal birch]

I’m a good looser

Moodder damn autocorrect

[opaque tartan]

So does that fps

[quartz sparrow]

Not rlly

[dusky timber]

epic autocorrect W

[gleaming spear]

Nice

[lethal birch]

No

Beluga autocorrect

U know who’s that right

[whole cape]

“Its really not that bad really” meanwhile only knows of the 20 fps life

[frail orbit]

8th gen holdouts go hard

[obsidian sparrow]

oh my god thats so choppy

[frail orbit]

That ain't fidelity mode
Thats fidelity mode mk2

[whole cape]

That makes Fidelity mode look like crispy butter💀

[frail orbit]

Yum

[frail orbit]

I played ps4 between the contract and criminal enterprises

It was still bearable back then 🥺

[quartz sparrow]

Old gen gta

[last sandal]

You should see how bad mine is in a public lobby

[whole cape]

We shouldn’t 💀

15 fps

[dusky timber]

bro cmon

you can't say that while being a console only player who was limited to 10-25 fps for at least 15 years

[whole cape]

Bro cmon

[dusky timber]

i'm coming on

at least play on 120 fps smh

[whole cape]

I have, just not usually when im gaming cuz gta and not fortnite or cod

Not the forknife

But yea we done with the 15 fps days

[quartz sparrow]

Non stop explosions the whole time I was in that lobby didn’t help

[whole cape]

[untold oar]

It also has RT

except Series S but what do we expect

[frank idol]

What happened

[shadow scroll]

imagine using glitches for off radar or god mode.. like seriously why

[fallen venture]

I don't know if this is common or not but I've never seen a civilian NPC in a stash house before

[untold oar]

I thought it was a bsod behind the 🤳🖥️🟦

[fallen venture]

What? Bosod

[tender perch]

@next belfry

The purple marker is where the gas station is at

Closest one to del perro

[shadow scroll]

i saw that a few times. my guess is that some npcs are tied to that specific prop

[fallen pewter]

Anyone know the name of this song?

[celest spade]

That’s one of those mission songs.

Probably only exists in game files.

[fallen pewter]

Fair enough

[next belfry]

how can i make this outfit in gta

[celest spade]

[tawdry trout]

Just go to a cloth store and find these types of jackets, they exist

[untold oar]

If it wasn't so low quality I'd tell you

[untold oar]

What mission did you start

[worn wren]

Yo

[untold oar]

hello

[worn wren]

How are u

[untold oar]

I'm alright

[fallen pewter]

Autoshop vault code mission

Ive heard it play in Hangar source missions too

[next belfry]

its come full circle

[shadow scroll]

this hospital is broken on pc

it kills franklin for no reason

[tawdry trout]

Insurance be like

[serene goblet]

This is just pain in the neck.. just park on the side of the road and bomb yourself... you'll lose the cops

Then get back in it and go

[frank idol]

Okay thanks

[normal bronze]

my tshirt is broken

[tawdry trout]

He calls you the H word, so it looks fine to me

[next belfry]

tHis

[cyan atlas]

The boat can’t touch water

Idk why

[potent pumice]

I genuinely misread this as whreslghammer

[quartz grail]

@tired aspen for maze bank west you can't see it very well but when you click on the office blip the garage appears

ah there it is

[tired aspen]

ohhhhh i see the button now

im blind asf

its gonna be a pain in the ass to get to 1.15 mil

i dont have anything/anyone to do a heist with

[tired aspen]

i wasnt buying the office i was considering buying the garage because i already got the office in the criminal starter pack

and now that im reading this yeah i should probably try and do the cluckin bell farm raid
seems fun

[dusky timber]

[stray ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263495881253060769/1268600177833414707/1910ea3e3da60-master_playlist.mov?ex=66ad037b&is=66abb1fb&hm=cd97402414e601fff3cb288080443190155647ed38e568c96c8f29bd14fc5820&

[umbral wren]

Is the water physics ice?

[stray ingot]

the kosotka glitched the water

[umbral wren]

pavel got some very powerful technology!

[whole cape]

“If u see these waves, run”

[stray ingot]

pavel could be renamed pavement

[umbral wren]

I'm wheezing

[stray ingot]

my friend and i bought the kosotka yesterday and we eeen calling pavel pavement

[umbral wren]

😭

[stray ingot]

"okay pavement we got it"

we call him lester 2.0

[umbral wren]

But he doesn't take 100 grand

[stray ingot]

true, lester the molester being a billionare taking a 99.99 percent cut taking all our money and pavement is nicer

[dusky timber]

how tf do u misspell a stressed syllable

ok nvm i see that he's trolling

[stray ingot]

what

[tired aspen]

500k on the finale or all the missions combined?

[lethal birch]

In these 20 seconds, around 120k dollars been wasted on ammo

@hot ermine @cobalt niche

[hot ermine]

What the sigma?

[lethal birch]

Fr

[hot ermine]

This NEEDS and epilepsy warning dawg, ur weapon wheel is on life support

[lethal birch]

Could lose up to 3 million on ammo

[arctic agate]

I can literally feel the sweat

[quartz grail]

thankyou rockstar

sigh

can I refund after 3003 hours?

[gleaming spear]

I love it when this happens (not)

[turbid flicker]

Yes

[tired aspen]

lmfao u werent kidding when u said free 1mil grind this raid is easy af

[cobalt niche]

These spawns are so broken I swear to god.

They need to fix it. They upgraded the mechanic so why not this?

[west plover]

cute

[quartz grail]

@brittle osprey

[brittle osprey]

I said it was 462, and now I made you waste time

[quartz grail]

I hate you deeply

[brittle osprey]

I smoked one, thats why

Bro counted all of them 💀

[quartz grail]

not individually

[brittle osprey]

Idk who I feel more bad for

[quartz grail]

I counted 10 and then copy/pasted the row of dots

someone tried doing the rectangular section with width*height and got 464 but there's a missing cigarette on one of the rows

ok now there's 500, problem solved

[brittle osprey]

Looks like 501 to me

[quartz grail]

well it isn't

[brittle osprey]

Might need to count it to make sure

[quartz grail]

nope

[brittle osprey]

Worth a shot.

[quartz grail]

we already know there's 463 in the pile and I added 37

[brittle osprey]

recount, I stole an (x) amount

[quartz grail]

in this particular image a certain number of them are hidden by the extra pile so counting them would be impossible anyway

[arctic agate]

Bro has the commitment to count all of them 🗿

[brittle osprey]

Hes gotta recount since I took some

Wouldn't wanna be statistically wrong

[quartz grail]

well since you know the amount you took you can simply calculate how many are left

[frank idol]

But it's a boat

[dusky timber]

[twin yacht]

cant even send gifs in media

[elfin arrow]

skill issue

[cyan crag]

Off radar can be fun

I sometimes do off radar glitches to troll people

Usually i put on some slasher outfit and sneak on them with a knife

[cyan crag]

My explosive ammo is disapearing every time i log in

Forcing me to spend 50k

But yeah patch the telescope glitch its too dangerous

[umbral moth]

who ever is smart enough to know this mask from a certain game, is honestly a very smart person

[tender coral]

Telescope is so harmfull . Only 5 people complained enough about it that rockstar needed to patch it

After 11 years

[cyan crag]

I think all of those creepy masks from diamond casino are from manhunt

[umbral moth]

correct indeed

[brittle osprey]

Accidently made a new mask (it sucks)

[neat cairn]

Was this necessary?

[elfin arrow]

shoot first, ask questions later

[neat cairn]

I wanted to compliment his car 😕

[next belfry]

do you want to play a game

[paper gate]

You mean like god mode yet it's conveniently ignored

[shadow scroll]

i just call lester to be off radar for 1 min or go ghost org

[robust edge]

Need help with avenger missions

[brittle osprey]

Actually, this looks fairly normal.

You shoulda seen what some other dude said in my chat the other day.

[brittle osprey]

Here:

[misty temple]

looks normal to me

[dusky timber]

typical bmw driver

[neat cairn]

That's a Toyota Supra tho?

[misty temple]

bro is allergic to friendly players

[obsidian sparrow]

do i explain the joke?

[brittle osprey]

One of my friends REALLLYYY wants me to pull up...

[dusky timber]

1v1 rust but it's 2024

[brittle osprey]

He keeps spamminig me invites 😞

I might pull up and give myself a taser or smt and start showing him whose the bigger player

[lofty scarab]

Absolute pain 😪

Fun car but I’m getting a little carried away sometimes ha ha

[dusky timber]

[next belfry]

can someone be my gta tailor

[spring yew]

loving it

but yeah if youre not getting carried away youre not improving haha

[lofty scarab]

Yeah I’m getting pretty smooth with it now. New car so I’m trying to get it down but it’s been fun

[untold oar]

real questions

1. Why did you parachute
2. Why did you leave the session for timeloss
3. What's up with the FPS
4. ???

[arctic agate]

That's just simply rage quit

[untold oar]

yes but why did he even get off the mk2

[covert idol]

To maintain steath. They spot u otherwise.

[untold oar]

you keep stealth when parachuting?

[covert idol]

Yes

[untold oar]

I've tried it before and got spotted

hmm

[covert idol]

One of the requirement for elite bonus

[untold oar]

I will try it some other time

I know I did it already but I thought you would always get alerted if you didn't use the intended method

parachute: I slep
barely seen mk2: REAL STUFF

[hardy epoch]

1. guard will be alerted if you landed a vehicle on the ship
2. i wanna go for bonus challenge
3. what's fps?
   i did managed to finish it by using sparrow instead

[arctic agate]

What's fps 💀

[dusky timber]

drip king, more like cringe king

[pale dirge]

this good?

[elfin arrow]

no

[cyan crag]

Technical is ass

[celest spade]

Grab Insurgent Pickup Custom instead.

[umbral wren]

Nice minigun

[stray ingot]

OOPS

[elfin arrow]

🤳 🖥️

[dusky timber]

that's the guy who unironically says that lester takes 99% of the cut in heists

unless he says that ironically but that doesn't really make it any better

[untold oar]

How do you record yourself "accidentally" getting the taxi and browsing to it too 💀

[stray ingot]

OOPS

[lethal birch]

This though 💀💀💀

[lethal birch]

@ornate brook

[frail orbit]

2015?!

[ornate brook]

jeeeeeesus

[lethal birch]

Yes

[frail orbit]

If only my 2014 character was still around 😭

[ornate brook]

where do u check that?

[lethal birch]

Would’ve been earlier if I knew about online and had Xbox live

[frail orbit]

Stats > Career

[lethal birch]

Rockstar website

[lethal birch]

General for when u joined

[frail orbit]

Meanwhile I knew about it earlier

Because of vanoss

[ornate brook]

i wish i didnt quit gta for like 4 years

i would be at least level 750 by now

[lethal birch]

I saw videos of him, XpertThief but didn’t know about it

[frail orbit]

If I didn't sleep around the Prairie I could've joined in 2013

True story

[lethal birch]

Highest money I ever been at was 1.290B. That was before this dlc

[ornate brook]

send link

[lethal birch]

Just type rockstar games website

[ornate brook]

yes but i cant find the stats

[lethal birch]

U have to click GTAO

Then my character

[frail orbit]

If I still had my 360 character I would be at least level 1000 at some point

[lethal birch]

Then go to stats and then general

[ornate brook]

the money is wrong but everything else is correct

but plus 100 ish days because second account

[shadow scroll]

bruh

? i have never seen this before

[smoky forum]

manhunt but i forgot the gang name

[elfin arrow]

wait, euro plates can be colored

what happens if you use one of the more uncommon designs

[shadow scroll]

who the hell decided to park their kosatka there lmao

[mystic pendant]

Lscm turns to red stripe top and bottom

Would presume panic one and pounders one are same colors as normal too

[woeful wing]

Nice way to block a road

[lethal birch]

The best garage that looks good to customize vehicles

[shell flume]

Normal day in Los santos

[dreamy fable]

Looks the business👍

[lethal birch]

I saw it many times

[pale dirge]

i just got it from research

[celest spade]

Good luck for next research.

[dim cliff]

Bro turned around to run me over again

[lethal birch]

straight to the noggin

[lethal birch]

nice outfit

[dim cliff]

Thank

[cyan crag]

You should get the black bag mask when it returns on halloween and merge it

[dim cliff]

Merge glitch patched

[cyan crag]

There are workarounds

[cyan crag]

This one

Hatman outfit

[dim cliff]

I have that already

[lethal birch]

they patched the speed glitch immediately but not this one

[pale dirge]

nice round number

[lethal birch]

skills

[obsidian sparrow]

i love gambling

[brittle osprey]

Just bet on everything and you can win 🗿

[obsidian sparrow]

i was playing blackjack

[brittle osprey]

Split + Double up + 3rd bet = monies

[jolly dagger]

Fuck i wish i could play bj in my country

I am so jealous

Its prolly for the best tho i already have a gambling addiction

[lethal birch]

I know this one

[lethal birch]

I want to drive

[twin iris]

add me, I'll show you. DM me

[lethal birch]

I tried itly gto

[stuck birch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh7NjlMuWu8

[long dragon]

'

[lethal birch]

how

[brittle osprey]

Dare not ask questions honestly, but it looks like we are all... tight on answers right now

[shadow scroll]

hm interesting

seems like whatever mod menu players are using is big time detected

[shadow scroll]

i once got on my back bumper with my t20 like that and i was stuck because i was in the ground too

[brittle osprey]

It appears like this with every menu, including your own since I know what it is now, you don't get notifications about your own, but you do for others

But probably best not put menu related stuff here since its basically asking for something to happen

[shadow scroll]

no the menu i'm using isn't detected

[brittle osprey]

Doing certain actions causes it to send that notification, so its not detection, its more reaction, but there is a strict no mods policy here, so best not do that stuff as I mentioned here

[shadow scroll]

ok

[open quarry]

Lmao

[lethal birch]

dam nice outfit

[cyan crag]

Yeah and a really easy one, the glasses are the only glitch used

Not a lot of people know you can put vests on the hoodies

[shadow scroll]

the lack of anti aliasing in both of those pictures is quite visible

[cyan crag]

Anti what

[fossil ridge]

Are you...

[shadow scroll]

anti aliasing

[cyan crag]

Stop using made up words

[shadow scroll]

do you seriously not know what anti aliasing means?

in most games it's called Multisampling Anti Aliasing and in most games it goes up to 8x which eats fps and vram

[elfin arrow]

msaa is just one type of aa

[lethal birch]

Best plane

[dreamy fable]

[covert idol]

agree

[lethal birch]

This plane actually looks cute lol

The head

[orchid oracle]

1-10?

[elfin arrow]

4

[untold oar]

2

[orchid oracle]

its the salmon pink right?

[untold oar]

yes

[elfin arrow]

the bodykit, the white interior, the window tint

[orchid oracle]

tbf i forgot about the interior lol

[shadow scroll]

starling my beloved

i haven't really used it in a while

typical gta physics moment

[untold oar]

most common with the vigilante

[subtle elbow]

Since when do the missiles shoot that fast?

[carmine nebula]

Thats what I was wondering too lol

What is that firerate

[shadow scroll]

probably a glitch

wtf even the hydra can fire rockets that fast

i think rockstar changed the rockets on planes

[tawdry trout]

happens when the suspension is too low
Just put it higher by 1 or Smth and should b fixed

[shadow scroll]

the suspension is default tho

i didn't change it at all.. didn't customise this car at all

[cyan crag]

What did you expect, this is literally what curb walls are for

[cyan crag]

How

[brittle osprey]

:(

[fallow kite]

Let's be honest Vincent was the GTAo worst treated character

[brittle osprey]

Officer hamburger has job as officer 😞

[fallow kite]

Yea but cops laughing at him

What kinda job is even that delivering coffee?F lspd and their coffees

[dusky timber]

yeah but we fuck with his coworkers by doing the fuckin dell raid so it's fine

and we get a MONETARY COMPENSATION as well

[subtle patrol]

secondary colour makes it a -1

lmao jk

[fallow kite]

Yea but he ain't exactly sharing his fellas cops ideas

LSPD is practically like killer in a cop uniform

[orchid oracle]

i mean your not wrong, some dont like it

[pale dirge]

good joke rockstar

no way, the 180 too

[orchid oracle]

(Console)

[umbral moth]

is this outfit rare or what

[carmine nebula]

Takes pretty long to get it so probably

[ivory goblet]

Push a button 550(?) times

But yeah people don’t do it

[opaque tartan]

Nah, just gotta get a NC and spam the right d pad to donate to the attendant in the restroom around 500 times I think?

[umbral moth]

575

[untold oar]

no

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

Deluxe

[golden berry]

Cause you know it's cosmectic and won't make 300k a second

[shadow scroll]

oh shit not gud

[broken locust]

Platinum gta 3 and vice city

[gleaming spear]

Good job

[untold oar]

the Halloween weather sucks

[lethal birch]

I told them did not mess me up

But Christmas is just snow covering the road

[lethal birch]

That’s the most different one from others

[whole cape]

But all the raytracing moments, oh wait series s

[shadow scroll]

i towed my car all the way from the docks to the sandy airfield.

6.4km drive

i used a forklift with the palletes to get my car on the trailer as you cannot lift cars without the prop on the forklift for some reason.. gta logic

[gleaming spear]

I really made bro ragequit

[lethal birch]

I don’t even know what jet is it

[gleaming spear]

[lethal birch]

I never do that in public lobbies people always mod

[gleaming spear]

PC problems

Also used to be PS3 problems as well

[lethal birch]

😭

I like Thruster and Lazer

Sometimes I’m on MK2

[shadow scroll]

pyro

[gleaming spear]

[lethal birch]

stelf

[shadow scroll]

jesus hell gta online is so cpu bound

i'm getting 43 fps at the beach..

[shadow scroll]

there are 4 people in this session btw

dafuq?

why does my character have a male headmodel and a beard all of a sudden

lol?

[gleaming spear]

I had something similar happen to my character in 2021 when I did the short trip missions, she got a full beard after these missions lmao.
Apparently it was because I had a male character in the second character slot and basically his beard transferred to my main character
Not sure what caused your issue though

[shadow scroll]

i had no male character in my second character slot tho

it was my low level female character there but no idea what caused my main one to have a beard

[gleaming spear]

That's odd

Mine was solved after changing session

[lethal birch]

she came parked right next to me then got out took a pic and got back in and left like tf

[turbid flicker]

Bro is lvl 809

[frail orbit]

"Rock and roll motherfuckers rock and roll"
"NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAI-"
"FUCKING SHIT GAME! CUNT CUNT CUNT ARGH CUNT!"

[frail orbit]

You mean the girl who clipped that?

[frail orbit]

You fed him a pyro bullet through the side of his skull
I think you hit him with your aircraft

:hornylick:

[turbid flicker]

Ye

[frail orbit]

910 minutes
Thats quite a long clip

Let me get my habernero popcorn and 32 bottles of mtn dew major melon

Nvm screw the soda
Popcorn'll do

[umbral moth]

hello?

[frail orbit]

She has played for about as long as I have
Only difference being i don't have my 7th gen character and have had to bounce around characters like a pinball machine

[turbid flicker]

I have like 1k hours on this account and im lvl 300 :]

[frail orbit]

Rapid fire 😡

[umbral moth]

minigun*

[frail orbit]

I have 1.5k hours on Xbox and 5,000 on pc
400 on ps4

[turbid flicker]

And since each lvl is highee than the last

[frail orbit]

Still bad

[turbid flicker]

Nvm i think i might be the problem

[frail orbit]

I have touched grass before
Its actually at the ready now :minervahehe:

I walked outside yesterday

[turbid flicker]

Dw as a doctor that graduated from reddit I can confirm that is a healthy amount

[frail orbit]

I don't play pc anymore
Well at least until I can get epic launcher working on my laptop

[frail orbit]

Graduated from the McDonald's kitchen

[frail orbit]

Pavel wants to see action

Not eat world class caviar

[verbal falcon]

???

Reddit is a school now

[lofty scarab]

Reddit is unironically the worst online interactions I’ve had

[frank idol]

Is it normal that I take pleasure in seeing this?

[gleaming spear]

How?!?!

[untold oar]

Seems bugged

[opaque tartan]

Discord moment

Truly an improved UI

[frank idol]

you have half who are nerds who give you all the answers you want, you can ask for the nuclear codes of North Korea or the location of a lost treasure, they will answer correctly, the other half tells you anything or insults you for no reason, and after 10 minutes your post has been deleted because it is off topic while you chose the right label

[blazing ruin]

That's nothing compared to some ppl in here

[hardy epoch]

crazy rapid fire

[gleaming spear]

It was the bullet that killed him, you can hear the bullet impact sound.
I actually hit alot of falling players with the nose of my aircraft, they usually never die that way

[frail orbit]

Yum yum 25mm bullet in my tummy 😋

[frail orbit]

"Did you break his spine in half?"
I also collide with other aircraft

I remember dying to someone who appeared to have shit ping because I was gaining a lead on him

But then when I am gaining a lead on him he suddenly isn't teleporting in front of me

Also you nitro boosted again 😊

[frail orbit]

Zhabas

I lagged out 😭

[fallen river]

Ohhhhh

right near when u escort ulp

should have known

[unreal kestrel]

Is this not the lost hideout?

[fallen river]

no…

[covert flax]

🤣🤣lowkey that's too hard

[fallen river]

the lost hideout is in grapeseed

[unreal kestrel]

Where you drop off a bomb in one of the Dax missions

[meager barn]

haha

[fallen river]

that’s in grapeseed

[unreal kestrel]

Ok whatever gn people

[fallen river]

gn

[frosty ore]

This was what I’ve been seeing around lobbies

We got mf homelanders out here now 😭

[cobalt niche]

Hey bro watch yo jet, watch yo jet bro WATCH YO JE-

[frail orbit]

I don't think she has a face anymore 😭

[brittle osprey]

I fixed it

[frail orbit]

Perfectly cut face smash

[gleaming spear]

Wow

[frosty ore]

That’s what I said until I realized he was Comming for me 😭

Imagine Superman flying and your just like “momm look!l just obliterates your commercial airline

[lethal birch]

Only in Ohio

[frail orbit]

Who is in that jet?

Fort zancudos top brass?

I flashed before his eyes

[frail orbit]

Common Ohio occurrence

[main delta]

Called my sparrow but I got this instead

[frosty ore]

It was me lol, I had the modder send me the clip he got

Because from my pov inside the plane I was in 1st person so I see is this iron man like figure flying at 300mph and taking down my plane

Just too fast to see unless he was flying slower, but he was not

But it looks sick asf from his pov

I need me wtv he took so I can fly too

[dusky timber]

you got the arrow

[frail orbit]

I see
Nice

[frosty ore]

And now we have magneto now…cool

[gleaming spear]

Weird stuff be happening to you alot 😭

[frail orbit]

Careful now you'll spill the caviar all over the damn floor

Pavel wants to eat without feeling his sub being airborne

[untold oar]

you keep saying that Pavel is eating his caviar ever since the dlc released

he would be the size of the sub if that was the case 💀

[frosty ore]

I added him :3

[frosty ore]

It was the same session lmao

[gleaming spear]

[frail orbit]

I was?
Its true

We want caviar and I'm sure you do too

[frail orbit]

Thats amazing! Pavel is now the size of this sub ☺️

Look at that I can merge with people now 😊

You spin me right round like a record baby round round

[frank idol]

snacks make you immortal lmao

[untold oar]

why

[cerulean tundra]

]

last thing i see b4 killing a griefer in a mk2 who failed to destroy my cargo

[opaque tartan]

Man casually asked why to a clip sent back in June

[untold oar]

I just happened to see it

[opaque tartan]

I just did it to see if it would mission fail or the dialogue would keep going

[untold oar]

rip bonus challenge

[opaque tartan]

I had the bonus challenge done before

[cobalt heath]

God damn it. He is stuck again.

[celest spade]

I just killed enemies and entered the vehicle. He teleported to the back.

[untold oar]

I think a buffered ledge grab against it fixes it

[cobalt heath]

I drove into him on a bike.

[lethal birch]

NO WAY

[pulsar jetty]

How

[lost fulcrum]

nice

[dusky timber]

just comfy things

[whole cape]

💀

[frail orbit]

"The fuck was that?"

[lethal birch]

[frail orbit]

He says hi
How cute

[lethal birch]

he invited me to his office

[frail orbit]

Aw nice

[brittle osprey]

Listen to the audio, you swerved to the right of the road (where there was trees) and the dumbass pilot flew into them, since he had a bit more of a pursuit moment I guess, way to aggressive and killed him and his team

I would do the same tho 😞

Fly too fast and burn in the sun

[compact pagoda]

God help me

Audio is off that helps

[brittle osprey]

🗿

[lethal birch]

hm

[brittle osprey]

Idk man, the feds look a little busy right now, he was about to let you slide and go by too to save you time (your getting pit maneuvered)

[tawdry trout]

The average driver

[orchid oracle]

😂😂 my sparrow is upside down and is smh not destoroyed

[lethal birch]

he went into the abyss

[compact pagoda]

How

[dusky spoke]

Well explanation is simple. Look at your name 😜

[jagged basin]

can somebody tell me what poi am i missing

[tired aspen]

the last one probably

[lethal birch]

💀💀

[shadow scroll]

i hate these types of players

[shadow scroll]

rip physics

[shadow scroll]

my raiju survived a fall from the skylimit a few times without a scratch..

same goes for lazer, a10 etc

typical gta things..

[brittle osprey]

Not the first time this kindia thing has happened.

[orchid oracle]

@pale briar

[mellow herald]

its outside the map border 😭

[tawdry trout]

Yea Happens, just gonna take the l here

[brittle osprey]

Standing ontop of an avenger works

Its tough to setup but put it into autopilot, use the thruster and land ontop, snipe em

[lethal birch]

I think it could be possible irl...

But like 1 in 1 000 000

[tawdry trout]

You could do it every time if you know how to balance it properly

[dusky timber]

post a pic of your casino model on the desk, there are blue pawns that indicate discovered pois

plus a pawn on the floor for the sewer entrance

and also some of the poi items on the board can be scrolled through

[jagged basin]

wdym by that,there is more than 10 poi?

[dusky timber]

uhh

this is mine

[dusky timber]

looks like you need to the valet

that's the only poi that I see missing from your board

[jagged basin]

wow thats weird,im pretty sure i scoped him out but i went to do it again to be sure and ye no poi or anything when i scoped him

but he is missing from my board

i wil take a ss of the model soon

[dusky timber]

try to zoom in really close to him

don't need the model after all

if you need to the valet..

[carmine nebula]

Homerun!

[whole cape]

[pliant gyro]

Hey guys, Modder here, i'm trying to come up with cool maps for freeroam meets and stuff, anyone got ideas of spots I could map and themes ?
Here's my latest try at it [ just a prototype to see what is possible ] (located at main LSC)

[ Also, I'm not sure this is the right topic for this, lmk if I'm in the wrong ]

[verbal shore]

This guy tried telling me he ain’t xim like cmon

bro turned away from me

[gleaming spear]

Bro is really using thermal helmet at that distance.
Did you end up making a comeback after this?

[verbal shore]

No 💀 I’m 90% sure he had ewo macro

and he was popping ghost and otr as much as possible

And bandito all around scumbag

[gleaming spear]

Why did you still try to fight him fair on the ground then after he used all of these? 😭

At that point I would have also started launching RCs back and forth to irritate him

[verbal shore]

boost my ego

I killed him twice in a Tampa so I know he pissed

[gleaming spear]

I thought he would be the type to write "1v1 me at the beach or u scared"

[verbal shore]

oh no he was much worse than that

[gleaming spear]

Most of them write this these days 💀

[verbal shore]

no responses blows up car meet destroys cargo

just a sad guy

[gleaming spear]

Oh wow

He probably got bullied at school and is also lonely with no gf

[tawdry trout]

what if he is going through a rough breakup and he is just letting of steam

or hes crush denied him

[gleaming spear]

Could be possible

[verbal shore]

nah I’ve encountered him before was just as bad

late night oce really brings out the worst people

[mellow herald]

yes i can tell

[verbal shore]

neh your trim is washed

[burnt onyx]

what is xim

[burnt onyx]

bro please idk what it is ik its smth for the ps5

[verbal shore]

so I sent a clip of a man probably cheating and you asking what the cheat is

I know what type of man you are

[burnt onyx]

idfk what a xim is dude

I didnt say that I didnt know that hes cheating

i just dont know what a xim is

[verbal shore]

basically just thing you plug in and can get cheats or play kbm

but it’s super cringe and your a bad person if you have one

[burnt onyx]

it got patched tho

I saw on tt