gta-media

[frail orbit]

Yes it is

[grim storm]

what

i moved back home when my academic year ended

[untold oar]

then what happened

[grim storm]

i slept on the couch

[untold oar]

and what happened after that

[unborn stump]

What?

[untold oar]

🤳🖥️

[mystic pendant]

Yeah I don't have that profile connected to my xbox app on my phone lol

[untold oar]

They should allow multiple in the Xbox app tbh

[mystic pendant]

I'll log in on it later n get some decent pics

[tender coral]

New speed glitch

[dusky timber]

discustang

[obsidian sparrow]

why

[mystic pendant]

Why not lol

[grim storm]

uhhh nothing

[grim storm]

fuck no

[mystic pendant]

Lmao

Tbf not sure about the gold grilles but kinda looks like one that used to park in my street years ago

[grim storm]

it's the wheels i don't like

[orchid oracle]

@grand junco

[grand junco]

45 DAYS???? HOLY

[orchid oracle]

if i look at my console it says 105

[grand junco]

So we haven’t seen grass in years

[orchid oracle]

i have, i havnt played on my xbox since late 2022

i just renewd my online thing for a month a week ago

[orchid oracle]

and this is my pc

both my account are trash

[grand junco]

rough

[meager barn]

@orchid oracle where do you get that

[orchid oracle]

socailclub

[meager barn]

Wait ill post mine

[orchid oracle]

i got 118m from car sales lmao

[meager barn]

Ah yes,i have more spent that earned

How is that even possible wtf

[orchid oracle]

i had it 2

dunno how

[meager barn]

I dont think my stats match up lol

[orchid oracle]

btw if you got to stats

there is the "Kills"

is it players or npcs aswell?

[meager barn]

Not sure

!lfg

[tardy stone]

@teal lark, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino Heist: #ps4｜casino-lfg, #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg, #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg, #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg, #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @meager barn

[orchid oracle]

nvm i got 32k kills and 7k player kills

[meager barn]

Where do you check that

[orchid oracle]

bruh those stats are lying

[orchid oracle]

above all the caracters theres different tabs

its in the STATS

[mystic pendant]

Happens when you use money glitches

[orchid oracle]

never used any, only duped cars for money

[mystic pendant]

That's a money glitch lol

[orchid oracle]

true

but its different

[meager barn]

Mhm

[mystic pendant]

Anything that's not covered between money earned and God forbid shark card purchases is the amount you've made thru duping

[meager barn]

BR8 is deffinetlly going 158 miles per hour

How

These starts are oying so much lol

[orchid oracle]

fr

[mystic pendant]

That could be from racing with speed boost pads

[orchid oracle]

it says i have killed my victim 44 times which is not true

its way higher

[dusky timber]

it do tho

[meager barn]

Mhm

[mystic pendant]

Fml

[meager barn]

WTF,i do not remember killing my friend that many times hhh

[meager barn]

Man these stats are trolling fr

[orchid oracle]

lol

[meager barn]

Ah yes

[mystic pendant]

I know my ignus don't go that quick lmao I think it was done using speed boosts in stunt races can't think of any other way I could gone that fast on console in it

[orchid oracle]

idk how i went 246 in a zentorna

[meager barn]

Bro

[mystic pendant]

Nah that's pretty impressive ngl

[meager barn]

I only used my BR8 once

And it was in a custom race with no boosters

How tf did i get 180 miles per hour

[dusky spoke]

Maybe in a downhill

[mystic pendant]

Not a clue lol maybe slipstreaming but very unlikely more likely to be a bad reading

[meager barn]

Bruh lol

[orchid oracle]

like 800 miles is while holding a sniper lmao

[meager barn]

I was doing bad in that race,crashed and was just trying to catch up but finished last

[mystic pendant]

Does catch up increase top speed while your behind or slow the people in front of you?

[meager barn]

Slow infront

[orchid oracle]

slower

[mystic pendant]

Damn thought that could accounted for it

[meager barn]

Idk how

[orchid oracle]

@meager barn these were some good old times lmao

[wide heath]

lmao

[mighty harness]

"Stealth"

[obsidian sparrow]

love it

[cyan crag]

Silencer for an m16

Do people really just attach everything and use one gun?

[frail orbit]

🙋‍♂️

[sterile fox]

well it's the one rifle that actually has an unique sound when suppressed, and not like as if it affects performance in any way

[whole cape]

just a lil jump

[fringe widget]

me and my friend were messing around earlier and this happened 💀 (his perspective)

[brittle osprey]

Bro got that afterlife kill

[fringe widget]

yeah unless someones running mk2 weapons. usually i keep a special carbine mk2 as my main rifle and another with fmj bullets in case any armored cars come up.

same with shotguns; i use an eround pump shotgun mk2 and a combat shotgun.

[fringe widget]

i got him with the charles calvin special 💀

[dusty sorrel]

my new fit

[tawdry trout]

Finally a rebreather that looks semi decent in a built 🥳

And love that outfit too

[dusty sorrel]

Ty ty

[grim storm]

how tf did everyone else not hear that

[ancient star]

@grim storm @brittle osprey sorry about the audio, it’s kinda got corrupted, happens daily on Xbox 🤷‍♂️ but anyways here it is!

[grim storm]

that's one of two

[brittle osprey]

Two of one even

[ancient star]

I killed both, look at the kill feed

[grim storm]

i meant clips

[dapper pine]

Happy birthday to my character

[ancient star]

Ahhh I see

[grim storm]

also how tf u casually got 5bil in the bank

[dapper pine]

Hideous

[ancient star]

It’s a low level modded account so I don’t get any attention by rockstar, so far it’s been 2 years with no difficulties. It originally had 7 billion

My KD is 89.89

Modded ofc

[grim storm]

respect -

[tawdry trout]

Expected

[verbal falcon]

Where does that audio come from 😭

[ancient star]

It’s a common glitch which happens with Xbox clips, it’s like a 50/50 chance you get normal audio 😭

[verbal falcon]

Did u use record what happened button?

Sometimes it happens to me too but only on gta loo

[ancient star]

I used the Xbox record recent gameplay feature so I can record up to 3 minutes in the past but for this instance I only recorded 30 seconds

[cyan crag]

No glitches other than mask + goggles

[tawdry trout]

So the helmet glitch can be done again or were these made before the patch?

[untold oar]

yes but not through telescopes

[ancient star]

Is there a working merge glitch for mask + hat?

[untold oar]

The bed one should work

[ancient star]

Sorry for asking so many questions but How do you do that one again?

[untold oar]

The timing is precise so I can't really explain it over text

it's best you check a video

[ancient star]

K, will do. Thanks

[tawdry trout]

Finally the bed has a use than beeing decorations 🥳

[dreamy fable]

B2b glitching, or modded account.🤣

[dreamy fable]

Check out ghilliemaster on YouTube.

He did a tutorial

Prob be patched soon though. Rockstar doesn't like clothing glitches, because it affects sharkcard sal.......no, no I actually don't know why.

Just make more outfit customisation part of the damn game.

[lethal birch]

i swear its stock officer

[tawdry trout]

An average German highway enjoyer

[dapper pine]

I think he's a little upset

[fallen venture]

Dax and some NPC that looks like a player character watching PRB at the freakshop lmao

[compact pagoda]

Why

[dapper pine]

I was delivering business battle in toreador, he comes after me in mk2, dies, gets salty. I go back to business battle area and he's waiting for me, goes off radar, I copy, then ghost, then out of site, blah blah blah. Mardy over dying once and cos I copied his off radar bullshit

[arctic agate]

Writing that much HA in a message already proves that he's 10 years old

[brittle osprey]

Freaky Freaks Being Freaky watching Freaky stuff 🗿

[dapper pine]

Now he's spamming RCs

[lethal birch]

fun until a car spawned right infront of me

[quartz grail]

R* devs are so fucking unimaginably lazy

copy and pasted the same mission structure and code for multiple security contract jobs

it works really well for the smaller rooms where the exit and door release buttons are obvious and easy to find

but they've just CTRL+C CTRL+V'd that same code for this fucking gigantic hangar

so you have to find that tiny control panel in the red circle with no white circle or anything to help you

there's also more than one hangar door to make things even worse

[untold oar]

Is there really a problem with that

[quartz grail]

yes

[untold oar]

I actually consider that a plus because we don't have to deal with rng and replayability becomes way less of a headache

[quartz grail]

because they haven't fully considered how adaptable the code is

[untold oar]

I always enjoy missions more with consistent spawns

[quartz grail]

the difficulty of this mission is supposed to be finding the motorbike and eliminating all the NPCs

[untold oar]

If you wanna talk about lazy content talk about the madrazo hits lol

[quartz grail]

not finding the fucking door button

[untold oar]

There is no difficulty it's literally a security contract

[quartz grail]

it took me like 10 minutes to find it because it doesn't highlight it at all

[untold oar]

It's not a Heist or mission it's like a prep

[untold oar]

You only have to know where it is once

[quartz grail]

first impressions go a long way

[untold oar]

Search missions in the game in general are awful with that

[quartz grail]

thats the thing though

it's not meant to be a search mission

in all the other places where this mission can occur, the door release button is right beside the door

[untold oar]

yes it's a consistent spawn

Some people find it relatively fast and some people don't

It's the case with all the search mechanics in this game

[quartz grail]

but it's not a search mechanic

[untold oar]

Everyone hates it

[quartz grail]

you're meant to just know where it is by convention

[untold oar]

It's not a search mission but the mechanic is there

[quartz grail]

but in this example they've moved it too far to be noticeable

[tropic aspen]

You interested in joining a gta 5 ps5 rp community dm me

[untold oar]

That's not the case for any mission

[quartz grail]

yes it is

[untold oar]

It's literally just guessing

[quartz grail]

the door button is typically beside the door

like a light switch or a door handle

by design they're always in a predictable spot

well in the case of a door handle it can't be anywhere else I guess

[untold oar]

I personally disagree but each to their own

I just hate search missions in the game regardless of how clear it would be

If by convention it should be found why isn't it highlighted

[quartz grail]

it's not highlighted because it's intended to be obvious

[untold oar]

If its obvious then just mark it

Why add the extra step

It doesn't add anything to the gameplay especially when there are multiple rng locations

[quartz grail]

well technically speaking, the button's proximity to the door is how it's highlighted
https://www.nngroup.com/articles/gestalt-proximity/

in the hangar mission they've mistakenly taken it away and not replaced it with anything

[cyan crag]

Yeah "search the area" missions are the worst

[arctic agate]

That cruiser looks a bit "sharp".
Is it the Buffalo cruiser?

[frail orbit]

Yes

The one we wish we could have rn

[untold oar]

50x better than vinewood car club

[lethal birch]

emm

[compact pagoda]

Problem?

[lethal birch]

how did i die

[frail orbit]

He itchs to shoot the orbs

"I itch to shoot the opps" the orbs not the opps!

[gleaming spear]

Dupe account behavior

[frail orbit]

Speaking of Lupe- i mean dupe accounts

They have to be stitched into his skin for that to work

[gleaming spear]

This guy is the friend of one of my friends 💀😭

[frail orbit]

How did we managed to run into eachother 😭

Someone's a straight buster around here

Average race of full metal jackass:

[lethal birch]

he had 71kd btw

[frail orbit]

Mmm your toasty crispy corpse 😋

[frail orbit]

Not surprising

[lethal birch]

fr

[frail orbit]

The people who don't want to fight tend to suck off their orb like its a pacifier

[lethal birch]

he was also attacking me with a remote control vehicle

[gleaming spear]

Virgin behavior

[frail orbit]

A bandito?

[lethal birch]

no a personal vehicle

[frail orbit]

Ah

[lethal birch]

also wtf

gta be tripping

[uncut canopy]

Current speed glich is wild (audio is a bit bugged but that's windows' fault)
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/381870553235193857/1267177596508966922/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2024-07-28_19-50-39.mp4?ex=66a7d69a&is=66a6851a&hm=f44ef35883d7d1362fb9f4cfbe4e2bfb8524a623e81987a94c72b6623a873308&

[lethal birch]

fr

[arctic agate]

That engine sounds like it's working hard

[humble gate]

Ig i should get this

[uncut canopy]

the actually crazy thing here isn't the speed even

it's how incredibly hard the F1 cars can brake

[arctic agate]

You mean they are hard to brake or they brake hard?

[uncut canopy]

they have a lot of braking power, all the other cars I tried with the speed glitch have like very very notably longer braking distances, not the DR1 it just stops

[lethal birch]

i speed boosted the hearse lol

doesn't turn

[uncut canopy]

5 cm from death 💀

[lethal birch]

fr

[gleaming spear]

He tasted some missiles in return

[frail orbit]

Put them in his mouth and ass

[dusty sorrel]

Ay yo???

[frail orbit]

Thats a appetizer he will never forget 😊

[frail orbit]

It just works
16 times the detail of his destroyed corpse ❤

[dusty sorrel]

But like

They already ded

You can’t kill something that’s already dead

[frail orbit]

Thats the point
We budgeted funds for force "missile meal"

[dusty sorrel]

Ah I see

lol

[frail orbit]

But compromising the body is not what we had in mind

[dusty sorrel]

[gleaming spear]

[dusty sorrel]

I edited this pic a bit more so imma repost it

I call this outfit Black Stormtrooper

[soft compass]

This has to be one of the most bullshit things I have ever seen

[frail orbit]

😶

[frail orbit]

Engagement bait farm
Overanalyzing anything because they can

GTA 6 countdown is some basement bro trying to do his best at hyping people up and failing

[grand junco]

@golden jackal this is the thing you get / find

[frail orbit]

Does this work with pega-sus vehicles?

[lethal birch]

it worked with my moc soooo

prob

[arctic agate]

It works with any ground vehicle

[lethal birch]

what vehicle are you thinking

[frail orbit]

Rhino tank

I routinely forget my ground Pegasus vehicles

[lethal birch]

omg a monster truck

[frail orbit]

Nice

[compact pagoda]

I need that to happen for another 523 levels

[frail orbit]

You want level 1000?

[compact pagoda]

maybe

because my original account was level 644

[uncut canopy]

I made a full video demonstrating the glitch with before and after but really the part where I walk while sped up is the most hilarious part
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/381870553235193857/1267197077847539822/le_glitche.mp4?ex=66a7e8be&is=66a6973e&hm=77cafa3af44b20dbac5306c59f0db7ca1cf59a860fd99248a84baa1832576bb9&

[untold oar]

try with the virtue

insane

[uncut canopy]

I already did the virtue

[gentle hill]

@dreamy fable

[uncut canopy]

The F1/Indy cars are definitely the best option for this

Because their insane braking and handling sorta balances this all out and they just drive like a normal car with good brakes and handling

[uncut canopy]

like here I full send it just before the corner and you can see how long or rather short I have to brake on the brake light

[nocturne robin]

Thanks

[dreamy fable]

Odd. Maybe it's the hairstyle?

[gentle hill]

It cant be

Or maybe its just racist lmao

[dreamy fable]

Is that the only one thats greyed out?

[gentle hill]

Its every helmet

Only biker helmets but the rest is fine

[ebon sphinx]

what car is this

[uncut canopy]

paragon r armored

[ebon sphinx]

it has 2 machine guns also

[uncut canopy]

this could almost be mine except I have mine with an objectively superior matte finish

you get it for free after the casino missions I think

[ebon sphinx]

wait so i cant buy it?

[uncut canopy]

It looks and drives amazing imo, plus you get bullet resistant windows and can survive one explosion

[uncut canopy]

Uhh I'm not sure rn

[ebon sphinx]

where can i buy it

[uncut canopy]

gtacars says the only option to get it is to finish all 6 casino missions as the leader

[ebon sphinx]

bruh

aw man

[uncut canopy]

get a penthouse it's not that bad

[ebon sphinx]

how much does it cost

[uncut canopy]

I think the minumum is 1.5 mil look on the casino website

[ebon sphinx]

so one of 4?

[uncut canopy]

what?

[ebon sphinx]

penthouses

i only need 1 right

[uncut canopy]

You can have multiple?

[ebon sphinx]

idk

[uncut canopy]

casino penthouse, not the most expensive apartment

[arctic agate]

Paragon S

[ebon sphinx]

which one is it r or s

[uncut canopy]

does the S have the armor plating too?

[arctic agate]

Yes

[ebon sphinx]

whats the difference

[arctic agate]

One is very good, one is decent

[uncut canopy]

looking at the design closely I'm still pretty certain this is the R

[ebon sphinx]

which one is good which one is decent

[uncut canopy]

The S has imani tech and is generally newer

[ebon sphinx]

so s is better than the r?

[arctic agate]

I think you are right

[uncut canopy]

S is more of a sports car, R more of a limousine

[arctic agate]

Just recheck, the windows are a bit different

[ebon sphinx]

how do i take my money out of the clubs safe

[uncut canopy]

The door handle is also more distinct on the S

[arctic agate]

Yes

[uncut canopy]

you walk up and press E

[ebon sphinx]

i cant even find the safe 😭

well which one is better S or R

[uncut canopy]

it's on the mini map-

[ebon sphinx]

i cant find the pinpoint location

[arctic agate]

He didn't even know what an agency is 10 minutes ago...

[ebon sphinx]

OH ITS A HIDDEN WALL

[uncut canopy]

The S has imani tech, I don't know about driving performance but I assume it's better because it's newer; however the R is cheaper depending on how you look at it

[ebon sphinx]

so S is better

[uncut canopy]

sure, but it'll set you back 2 mil + upgrades + 400k on imani tech
meanwhile the R costs 1500k pent house - 850k mission rewards = 650k + 6 missions

it's your decision depending on how your finances look

[dreamy fable]

Ah ok, so you need to buy a biker 'dome' helmet, to then be able to buy the vents

[uncut canopy]

penthouse gives you the ability to teleport to some select places on the map

[arctic agate]

So it's a worse job warp

[ebon sphinx]

where do i buy it

[arctic agate]

Google search

[ebon sphinx]

and how many door

bruh

[uncut canopy]

yeah this can all be easily found on gtabase or gtacars

[arctic agate]

You are welcome

[dreamy fable]

The vents also work with thermal combat helmets

[ebon sphinx]

why is my gta actin up

i really need to get my fit together

i look like a heroin addict

[uncut canopy]

job warp requires me to clutter my map with shit so I never use it

[gentle hill]

Where tf do i buy it

[dreamy fable]

At the mask shop, it's the next rack

'Hats'

[ebon sphinx]

dude why is my gta stuck on loading

[uncut canopy]

resmon pause it

[arctic agate]

Because you're playing in a public lobby

[gentle hill]

Vespucci hats?

[dreamy fable]

Yes

[ebon sphinx]

im literally going to bomb my wifi provider

its gonna be all on the news

[arctic agate]

Me when my wifi reaches 10mbps:
"Damn that's fast"

[ebon sphinx]

my peak is 12

[turbid flicker]

https://youtube.com/shorts/2oBw_M7aSnA?si=yn6dtAsaHxdFYb6m

[uncut canopy]

mine is like 900 💀

[ebon sphinx]

BROTHER

WHERE DO YOU LIVE

[uncut canopy]

max I've had in steam downloads is like 914 or sth

and I'm on coax btw

Obviously I don't use Wifi for gaming

I still hit 90 down on my cheapo local ap

[grim storm]

this is fucking class lmaooooooo

[ebon sphinx]

this (redacted) babi dick 🤣

[lethal birch]

did you try the niobi lol

[uncut canopy]

didn't buy that one

[lethal birch]

i reached 444kmh with it

[uncut canopy]

I don't have any speed measuring mods installed so idk

I averaged 300 with the DR1 on the highway which is pretty good for an average stat

[lethal birch]

i dont either

i reached 444 after dat

[uncut canopy]

Ah

I got 450.53 in the DR1

I guess I could try to find some sort of slope where I could get a bit more even

yeah I just did a straight run on fort zancudo

465.21 km/h

If I fuck around long enough I can probably break 500 somehow

476.63 on the highway

I somehow glitched the thing into a wall

494.15 km/h

[normal bronze]

The world's fastest kazoo

[uncut canopy]

Alright I've done a bunch of messing around and I'm not beating that 494.15, there's probably some other open wheeler and some other spot and some optimized technique to get even more but I think the stat alone is impressive enough, mind you that the Raiju doesn't even do that

[uncut canopy]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/381870553235193857/1267267192576151572/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2024-07-29_01-46-49.mp4?ex=66a82a0b&is=66a6d88b&hm=a1f0cbe93db66dcc98e74e4dcb9a3b3b132a312782a54e48de00b7b26396c5ca&

[cyan crag]

Dune buggy mk2

[stray ingot]

how much moolah

does it go for

I’d check but im in bed and my pc is 50 feet away from me

I really hope Lester the molester doesn’t react to my comment another 4 times

[tight eagle]

WE ARE THE MASTURBATING MONKEYS

[violet root]

98th world country

[tender coral]

BR8 can go faster i believe

[next belfry]

what in the gosh darn is that

[molten terrace]

hell yeah

[shadow scroll]

woo

no mod menus required for this

just a simple string that rockstar forgot to blacklist for when changing names for ceo and mc club

i myself put the rockstar icon and then DEV after it for fun xd

[molten terrace]

hol up what kar is that?

[dusty sorrel]

I was just trying to take some photos

[daring yoke]

bro was a victim

[daring yoke]

holy shitttt

no mods right???

i thought the fastest car or vehicle on road was like 180 mph

[daring yoke]

what car is this

[whole cape]

Its a new speed glitch

[ebon sphinx]

true bestie

[dusty sorrel]

there were multiple lol

[lethal birch]

i didn't have boost tho

[lethal birch]

its a speed glitch

[lethal birch]

italy gto

[daring yoke]

bruh

[lethal birch]

with a speed glitch

[daring yoke]

what’s the fastest car without speed glitch chat

or any glitches ^

just straight engine 😁

[lethal birch]

itali stinger gto tt

with hsw

[median talon]

Can I copy GTA from you please?

[untold oar]

what

[median talon]

I don't have GTA I want to copy it from you

maybe

[untold oar]

https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/grand-theft-auto-v/?pid=UP1004-PPSA03420_00-GTAOANDSPUPGRADE&pdpr=1

[median talon]

I have no money

[mystic pendant]

The solution to that is simple. Get some money

[shadow scroll]

why is my money being displayed in the loading screen now?

[graceful oriole]

one time thing or has it been going on for a while?

u can try restarting ur game

prob a visual glitch

[shadow scroll]

it has been goin on for a while

ever since the last update

[lethal birch]

every time i do it the fricking road is full lol

[uncut canopy]

Yeah I'm aware but I'm not gonna splurge 4 mil on a car just to get like 14 kmh more xd

[uncut canopy]

DR1 with all 3 spoilers removed for minimum drag

But it's also speed glitched so don't expect those speeds especially if they patch it

[shadow scroll]

bruh

this ubermacht guy was killing everyone in the session so i decided to sacrifice gordon ramsay

[compact pagoda]

What do you mean sacrifice gordon ramsay

[shadow scroll]

3-0 cry meme

[lethal birch]

ima try the monster truck with the speed glitch lol

disappointed

[lethal birch]

Normal or not normal?

[meager barn]

I have a question,why do you have , beetween your numbers,i want that

[untold oar]

I like the verbose loading

[shadow scroll]

no idea..

[shadow scroll]

debug console is hooked on my game

[meager barn]

I want that :(i have trouble Reading numbers

[shadow scroll]

idk how to make the numbers have , in them

most of the time i see them all together

[tawdry trout]

It's a mod dedicated or another who does that as a feature

[lethal birch]

oopsy

[meager barn]

?

[tawdry trout]

You can use Client-Side mods in multiplayer like the commas

There are a couple as well, but that you can look up urself

[blazing ruin]

You can have my copy bro

[brittle osprey]

Urge to cast, "!shitposting" has never felt sooooo tempting

[blazing ruin]

It's really not tho

[brittle osprey]

Its a mix

[blazing ruin]

Shitposting would be just randomly posting that image. In this case it makes perfect sense as a normal joke to post that image in reply to his message

[shadow scroll]

uh

[shadow scroll]

it's not a mod

[arctic agate]

SUSpension

[blazing ruin]

Genuinely looks like a roblox game thing

[normal bronze]

well shit

[untold oar]

turn yourself in

[normal bronze]

will they leave my bike up there if i do xd

[carmine nebula]

Thought this was pretty clean

https://streamable.com/ren3us

[blazing ruin]

Redbull be like

[lethal birch]

lol you can speed glitch the electric bicycle

[arctic agate]

I believe any ground vehicle can be glitched

[blazing ruin]

How fast can you make the prius go?

[untold oar]

Why is the quality so bad

[shadow scroll]

ikr

[carmine nebula]

Ps app

[shadow scroll]

neat shortcut. i'll definitely use it

[blazing ruin]

Wonder if you can take that shortcut with a car

[carmine nebula]

Maybe with the panto its pretty narrow

[blazing ruin]

What if you go over the wall with a high car

[tawdry trout]

Either you get through or you get stuck l, cuz no wheels are touching the ground

[shadow scroll]

sauce machine 2 or the first sauce machine

[whole cape]

just casually jumpin over bodies of water

[blazing ruin]

"Finally a car fast enough to do this jump"

[whole cape]

[shadow scroll]

sultan rs can also do that

how do i know? i did that once on accident and fell on the other side of the land.. basically speedrun strat

[whole cape]

Many cars can prob get enough speed, ton of em are plenty fast just. Just a krieger is probably a lil faster than most

[shadow scroll]

yeah

[whole cape]

1 of best sounding cars + speed + tunnel

[dusky spoke]

Well OG Loc (San Andreas Easter egg) did made a disk afterall, and gold one (in the wall of Franklin office in agency)

[blazing ruin]

That's impossible

His shit was shit

[lethal birch]

lol

i hope they don't patch it lol

they patch the fun stuff instead of the shitty ones

[arctic agate]

Rockstar the enemy of fun. Can't expect them to not patch this

[turbid flicker]

https://youtube.com/shorts/9_ipwdOOL5s?si=qK3rALSULfajPwXh

Viper needs to stick to gta

[frail orbit]

Let him do other content

[blazing ruin]

Every single hit was a funny hit

[blazing ruin]

You need to mind your business

[turbid flicker]

🥱

[frail orbit]

Get some sleep

[cyan crag]

Skibidi

[frail orbit]

This is before skibidi...

Beyblade

[proper canyon]

What’s That purple camera on your map?

[carmine nebula]

Shot him out of his plane lol

[arctic agate]

I misread that into "Shoot shit out of his plane"

[dusky timber]

wildlife photoshoots i think?

[uncut canopy]

I did it

[knotty yoke]

the can changes colour if you explode it just before the cutscene

[dusky timber]

yes and the other one is red

[fallen venture]

Brought staff upgrade at my bunker, didn't expect this type of change 🤣

[brittle osprey]

Bro got caught and doesn't know what to do

[fallen venture]

He looks like the booty warrior 💀

[brittle osprey]

We're gunna skip over the fact hes quite literally having the research staff over the table?

[lethal birch]

need to be lvl 5

hm

also it wouldnt take off lol i got killed by a mk2 trying to reach land

[lethal birch]

W

i cant pass the 444kmh

[sterile merlin]

Drink water everyone, stay hydrated. Take care of yourself.

[cyan crag]

And do drugs

[sterile merlin]

Wdym ?

[dusty sorrel]

tf

ohhhhhhhhhh

[violet root]

i love selling illegal weapons, buying shark cards with the money, and then selling illegal weapons ingame

[dusty sorrel]

he means adderall

[sterile merlin]

Where ? It's just water 🫡

[dusty sorrel]

no that's not what that dude said

[sterile merlin]

The word where did it come from why it mentioned for ?

Telling people to drink water is doing drugs ? Whut in the world it's a new trend or something?

[elfin arrow]

don't you know, the water supply is laced with drugs

[subtle elbow]

This has been painful to read

[sterile merlin]

It's not who told u ?

[elfin arrow]

the voices told me

[sterile merlin]

Then tell the voices are u high

[dusty sorrel]

this is true

and forever chemicals that are called I think PFA's or something like that

[elder plume]

how did you not die

[violet root]

ultra instinct

[violet root]

@fallen river

[dusty sorrel]

[timid star]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[fallen river]

Wow

[chrome patrol]

I deadarse haven’t won a podium vehicle in like a year now ffs

[ancient star]

The pinch of death

[untold oar]

lol

Tho I definitely think you need to kill the ceo of the headhunter

[ancient star]

Nah that’s boring

Rate the shot 👀

[untold oar]

how did you even see him

I would barely even see that

[ancient star]

When it’s far enough away players become heat squares whilst NPC’S don’t, though I did see him I was just surprised I actually hit it

[ancient star]

I also hit a headshot collateral the other day with 2 players

[balmy vortex]

Anybody have good cars. Which are no longer available.

[ancient star]

!lfg

[tardy stone]

@balmy vortex, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino Heist: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @ancient star

[balmy vortex]

Shut up

[timber cypress]

[ancient star]

I’d love to see you say that to the mods lol, there strict

[ancient star]

!gta

[tardy stone]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @ancient star

[balmy vortex]

Cars

[ancient star]

#gta-vehicles

[balmy vortex]

Shhh

[marble jasper]

I made a YouTube video

For Cayo Perico heist how I’m playing

[verbal falcon]

I don't know if that's advertising

[ancient star]

Ok?

[balmy vortex]

Thanx bro many people needs to learn how to do cayo. Lol

[hardy epoch]

How to do cayo?

[graceful oriole]

go to #archive-gta-faq and go to question 7

that explains how to do cayo

[hardy epoch]

I'm joking

[arctic agate]

I like that the faq even states that you don't need a penthouse for the sub

Like the game literally tells you to go to the music locker to unlock it but people just somehow don't know

[graceful oriole]

i just have the penthouse for the safe code prep

and for like blackjack

if i ever indulge myself in that

[arctic agate]

I can't even play it 😭

[graceful oriole]

lmao

is it banned in ur country?

[arctic agate]

Yep

[graceful oriole]

that sucks

wait but like if u do cayo preps

and u have the safe code prep

what happens

do u not go to the casino or?

[arctic agate]

No the gambling games are restricted, not the casino or the penthouse themselves

[graceful oriole]

ohh

[arctic agate]

So I have the penthouse and I will just take the elevator everytime

[graceful oriole]

and what about the wheel?

i assume u can spin it?

[mystic pendant]

Nope

[arctic agate]

The wheel is considered a gambling game for some reason...

[graceful oriole]

lame

u basically get stuff for free

even if its shit lol

[mystic pendant]

VPN Cough, Cough!

[hardy epoch]

Its not a gambling if its doesn't involve real money

[graceful oriole]

"Thank you to today's sponsor, NordVPN"

[mystic pendant]

Lol

Yeah it's a bit dodgy tbf tho n should be done at own risk as could come with repercussions

[arctic agate]

I have a free vpn with an address in Japan, maybe it will work?

[mystic pendant]

Should do

I'll bring up the thing for VPNs as it states the potential issues that could arise

!vpn

[tardy stone]

VPNs can bypass gambling restrictions of your country. There can be repercussions from both Rockstar or your government if you are caught, however.

As such, we do not condone this. Use them at your own risk.

Requested by: @mystic pendant

[graceful oriole]

oof

finna get jailed lmao

[mystic pendant]

Tis a bit extreme for sure

[arctic agate]

Imagine getting jailed for spinning a free wheel

[graceful oriole]

smh

[mystic pendant]

That would be amusing and horrifying

[graceful oriole]

ur in court being like: ur honor, i was trynna get the prize vehicle!

[mystic pendant]

I wanted a Lost MC Slamvan!

[graceful oriole]

lmao

the judge is prob gonna laugh at ur case

[mystic pendant]

In fact that is a good call that means you can't legit get a Lost Slam Van

[pale dirge]

poor jenette got affected too

[untold oar]

Loll

[lethal birch]

its banned in mine too lol

[sterile glen]

Lol yeah just add a folder exclusion for gta

[shadow scroll]

jesus wtf

[tawdry trout]

,,drives into incoming traffic,,

[shadow scroll]

sa like pizzaboy

[shadow scroll]

the car was going so fast it's insane

[tawdry trout]

It really wasnt

[shadow scroll]

at 60 it was

let me make a 60fps clip of it

[tawdry trout]

Maybe it's just me, it doesn't look like that driver is going in an insane speed

At least you reacted to it and for that I will give props for it

[lethal birch]

motorcycles and speed glitch are fun

[shadow scroll]

what speedglitch?

[shadow scroll]

like i've been hearing speedglitch but no idea what kind of speedglitch there is

[lethal birch]

the hangar one

[untold oar]

why no bike glide

[lethal birch]

ocean

[untold oar]

glide away from the ocean

[shadow scroll]

i don't think that works on pc

[untold oar]

it does

works on all platforms

[lethal birch]

im not that good

[shadow scroll]

i glided across alamo sea once with the bati 801

[untold oar]

yep

[shadow scroll]

shit was so cool

sad that rockstar nerfed the bike glide

[tawdry trout]

Isn't it patched?

[shadow scroll]

nop

just heavily nerfed

[untold oar]

no it's just slower and more inconsistent now

[tawdry trout]

And you can't travel as far now I reckon , right

[untold oar]

yes

[lethal birch]

Rockstar doesn't want us to have fun

[untold oar]

if you want to have fun and long bike glides use a bati with franklin

[shadow scroll]

you can travel 6km with the bike glide

[untold oar]

top notch

[tawdry trout]

Yea, these godmode glitches can wait, but don't you dare put glasses on a mask

[shadow scroll]

?

[lethal birch]

fr

[shadow scroll]

i have glasses on one of my outfits with a mask on

[lethal birch]

i have 2 of them

[tawdry trout]

I meant the telescope glitch

[shadow scroll]

i use the bed glitch

[tawdry trout]

All my outfits have them xd

[shadow scroll]

more consistent than the telescope

[tawdry trout]

But the fact it got patched in the first place is just disturbing

[tawdry trout]

Really?
I heard it's way more precise now

[lethal birch]

do the speed glitch on that

[shadow scroll]

how

what are the steps for the glitxh

[lethal birch]

you have a hangar right

[shadow scroll]

ye

lsia hangar 1

[lethal birch]

you park the vehicle close to the entering checkpoint not too close tho you go in then you go out while spamming the key to enter your vehicle

[shadow scroll]

ok

seems simple enough

[lethal birch]

its very easy

if your vehicle is too far when you go outside just park it closer to your spawn point

did you do it

[shadow scroll]

no i did't

[lethal birch]

im going with the pizza bike

it doesn't go that fast

the tank tho

[shadow scroll]

like this?

[covert idol]

Too close. Watch ghillie's vid on YT

[arctic agate]

Just locate where you walk out from the hangar then put the vehicle 2m away from u

[shadow scroll]

omg the glitch is insane

the comet sr with the speedboost glitch double clutch and hangar speedglitch is insane

i wonder if this works on planes too

[lethal birch]

no only land vehicles

[shadow scroll]

well planes have wheels

so it should technically work

[lethal birch]

try it

[arctic agate]

The glitch makes vehicles overrev, so it must have wheels and ride on the ground to work

So maybe it works with planes on the ground?

[lethal birch]

well planes rev too

[shadow scroll]

the vigero zx is probably even faster if i use this glitch and wheelie acceleration speedglitch

[lethal birch]

try a f1 car

lol

[shadow scroll]

oh hell nah

i don't have any f1 cars

[lethal birch]

ahhh

same

[untold oar]

you seem shocked

[lethal birch]

you can even do it with the ev bicycle lol

it does 100 with the boost

[shadow scroll]

30kmh speedboost

the bike does 70 with the boost normally

oh my god the vigero zx is insanely fast

[lethal birch]

lol

[arctic agate]

350 kph is kinda slow

[shadow scroll]

double clutch

it's impossible to do the hangar glitch with the wheelie glitch

[lethal birch]

my niobi did 444kmh

[lethal birch]

rip

[shadow scroll]

jesus christ the niobe is fast with this glitch

also the niobe drifts a lot

also it's impossible that the niobe did 444 kmph

even with double clutch

[lethal birch]

it did

[shadow scroll]

this is my max speed

[shadow scroll]

how

WAI

hsw does exist on pc lmao

[lethal birch]

ye hsw

[shadow scroll]

when was it added?

[lethal birch]

im not on pc

[shadow scroll]

(totally not brake boosting and double cluthc)

u odn't play gta on pc?

[lethal birch]

no

[shadow scroll]

why do u have the pc role then?

max speed at the fort zancudo airport

[verbal falcon]

The old map 🥹

[lethal birch]

i like red

[shadow scroll]

wait hold up

[arctic agate]

Hey how do you have that old looking map and the speedometer?

[untold oar]

mods

[shadow scroll]

speedometer is from a mod menu

the map is a hud mod that i use

[shadow scroll]

the niobe goes 400 as soon as it reaches 5th gear ... which is around 370kmh

[arctic agate]

Hey try the Powersurge, see how it goes

[lethal birch]

go to the highway mate

[shadow scroll]

huh interesting

[lethal birch]

my speed glitch turned off lol

[shadow scroll]

same

don't customise cars while having the hangar glitch

[lethal birch]

maybe i didn't even do it

[untold oar]

close

[verbal falcon]

Happens If u recall your vehicle

[lethal birch]

i didnt

[shadow scroll]

brake boosting and hangar glitch

[lethal birch]

i didn't even brake boost lol

[shadow scroll]

how tf did u reach that high of a speed

[arctic agate]

Isn't brake boosting slow down vehicles with speed glitches?

[shadow scroll]

no

brake boost gives u even more speed

[arctic agate]

The lm87 at 188fps is fastest without doing any boost at all

Kerb or brake boosting slow it down

[shadow scroll]

fps doesn't give speed

[next belfry]

how do u curb

[arctic agate]

You sure?
Try it out for once

[shadow scroll]

u run over curbs

[shadow scroll]

i did. i get 140 fps and i capped the game first at 60 to test the difference and i had no difference on both 140 fps and 60 fps

[arctic agate]

Bruh your game is broken

[next belfry]

sweet

[arctic agate]

My lm87 goes like a jet every time my fps is over 120

[shadow scroll]

433kmh

[arctic agate]

@shadow scroll here's an example
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mY4TAQ4S8Fg

[shadow scroll]

at the start he made 0 tire marks

which is impossible

so definitely modded handling

stock lm87 burnout multiplier

[arctic agate]

You mean starting?

[shadow scroll]

no at the start of the race

[arctic agate]

Yeah starting the race right?

He has a great reputation in speedrunning for stunt races lap time tho so I doubt he would have a modded handling

And my LM87 is also fast at high fps so I'm sure it is a thing that fps boost "certain" vehicles' speed

[shadow scroll]

pretty sure darkviper au did a video on 60fps vs 188 fps and there was no speed difference

or it was someone else can't remember who made the video

[lethal birch]

wait

can you do it with a mk2

[arctic agate]

If you aren't sure you can ask mr gps for skateboard

The hangar glitch?

[lethal birch]

ye

[arctic agate]

Nope

[lethal birch]

you sure?

[arctic agate]

It's one of the first vehicles I tested

[shadow scroll]

lm87 can't brake boost :(

[lethal birch]

the itali gto is crazy

[arctic agate]

I thought it could?

I can brake boost with any non fwd car

[lethal birch]

holy shit

i reached 489 with the italy gto

@shadow scroll

lol

[arctic agate]

@lethal birch does this look fast to you?

#gta-vehicles message

[shadow scroll]

it can't

[lethal birch]

imagine if i didn't hit those things

[shadow scroll]

its awd, most awd cars can't brakeboost

wait no its rwd

wtf why can it not brakeboost

[arctic agate]

All wheel drive cars can brake boost, just harder than rwd

[shadow scroll]

darkviper said only a few can brake boost

[blazing ruin]

Only fwd cars can't brake boost

[shadow scroll]

and he tested every awd car and most of them weren't able to brakeboost

[arctic agate]

You only watch DarkViperAU?

[shadow scroll]

no

[lethal birch]

ye

[shadow scroll]

i watch a handful amount of speedrunners

[lethal birch]

the italy gto is crazyyyyyyyyy

[arctic agate]

You should watch some stunt racers too. They brake boost on everything

I mean everything

I also heard from "friendly" Baron that fwd cars can brake boost but it requires perfect timing

[untold oar]

in the context of story mode cars the list is really small

but online has a huge list

[lethal birch]

how fast are missiles in gta

[untold oar]

If it's not FWD you can brake boost it

[shadow scroll]

120kmph

[blazing ruin]

Shits crazy normally

[shadow scroll]

dpeends on which vehicle

[shadow scroll]

opmk2 rockets go 75kmph, lazer rockets go 120, hydra rockets go 110
raiju rockets go 140

[lethal birch]

so i can outrun them interesting

[blazing ruin]

Oh hi person everyone knows

[untold oar]

thruster

toreador

vigilante

?

[shadow scroll]

no idea

[arctic agate]

I once flew the Raiju at max speed then fired a missile, their speeds are kinda identical

[shadow scroll]

i haven't tested those

italy gto my personal best

first try too lol

[untold oar]

now do br8

[shadow scroll]

bright

[arctic agate]

I'm still trying to figure out what factor this glitch is based on

[lethal birch]

i went faster

[untold oar]

Definitely something with the curbs

[arctic agate]

Kerb boosting?

[untold oar]

Everything I do the glitch with makes the ground act like a curb and the slightest curbs have major sound

[blazing ruin]

Just lots of curb boosting

[arctic agate]

But the problem is f1 cars don't benefit from kerb boosting

So it's not the factor

[untold oar]

I noticed the entity mt was awful with it

but you're right there's something weird

[arctic agate]

I am thinking that it is based on engine stats

[shadow scroll]

i reached 500 something kmph lemme check my recording

[lethal birch]

lol

[shadow scroll]

i reached almost 500 actually

497 top

[arctic agate]

@shadow scroll can you try the Powersurge?

If you even have one

[shadow scroll]

don't have it

[untold oar]

powersurge went crazy

problem is wheeling is a bad idea

Tho it acts like the ground is a curb

[arctic agate]

I'm pretty sure wheeling slows it down

[untold oar]

yep

that's why hsw drag is peak with this

[shadow scroll]

497 again with the italy gto

[lethal birch]

nice

with brake boost?

[shadow scroll]

yes

now i reached max speed 540 kmph breh

twice during this drag wtf

[lethal birch]

lol

i did it without brake boost

[shadow scroll]

this time i didn't brake boost at all

[lethal birch]

i kinda dont know how to brake boost

[shadow scroll]

you just hold S when going over a bump

and then when you see tire marks u left go of it

[lethal birch]

ok

[arctic agate]

Maybe try a Weevil custom or Pariah?

[untold oar]

you should try

[shadow scroll]

still says t20 here hm

[shadow scroll]

can you even buy the pariah?

[lethal birch]

pariah doesn't go that fast

[untold oar]

yes

[arctic agate]

I don't have my pc rn 😭

[lethal birch]

i tried

[untold oar]

what

where's the pc (?)

[arctic agate]

Temporarily stolen

[untold oar]

rip

[untold oar]

did you disable traffic

[lethal birch]

im jealous of the no traffic

[shadow scroll]

no

modder that was in my session broke the traffic

[untold oar]

you should try again with traffic

[lethal birch]

fr

[untold oar]

to make it realistic

[untold oar]

do you have motion blur enabled

or is it the bad quality

[shadow scroll]

bruh how tf can i do this with traffic when i pretty much instantly reach 540 kmph

[shadow scroll]

at which spot do you start

[untold oar]

that's the challenge

[lethal birch]

at the sandy entrance

[shadow scroll]

lets start from this bridge here

[lethal birch]

ye there

ahh that map

[shadow scroll]

why do you guys have less traffic than i do?

these are my settings and i have a shit load more traffic

[lethal birch]

idk

[shadow scroll]

head in free roam 1 vc i'll stream it

[lethal birch]

nice driving

[shadow scroll]

gee thanks

the amount of npcs is insane on pc

[lethal birch]

theres some 5yrs dropping n words in that vc

lol

[shadow scroll]

ik i clipped that on accident

[lethal birch]

good

[lethal birch]

just dodge them

[shadow scroll]

how when i'm going so fast

[lethal birch]

how does you car accelerate that good

[shadow scroll]

hold space and then W

it gives you a accel boost (since gta 4)

[arctic agate]

Do you do "double clutch"? (It's not the right name)

[lethal birch]

what does space do

[shadow scroll]

handbrake

[lethal birch]

ye i do that

[shadow scroll]

i didn't double clutch at the start, nearing the end the car double clutched on its own because i crashed into a npc

[arctic agate]

On its own? That's a thing?

[lethal birch]

lol

[shadow scroll]

@obtuse wave i'm pretty sure ur not allowed to advertise videos

[shadow scroll]

weeeeeeeeeeeee