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the weird part is, that i dont even have a dad, but i was too drunk to tell
your lies are your trouble
ah my eyes
🌞
A thousand suns
Let sister cook
"Sir?"
"Let her cook, I have a surprise for her"
friends quick job inv
Bro you need to relax with the quick job invites
I got like 5 from you after that 💀
Instinct
I am usually on my own when I do on call
I don't notice the friends in session option 💀😭
I am supposed to select alone
Sorry I sent you that many 😭
Happens to other friends too 🤣
I mean you can join but I usually come across small lobbies
A little too often
"We've been dancing with Mr mk2"
How the tables turn
From sparrow cooks on ground target to sparrow gets cooked by starling
I never intended to accept any of them, not interested in playing these ram 2 win races on xbox 
And it doesn't help that the game keeps putting you in the same session as me after you leave your race lobbies.
I really need to stop forgetting to appear offline on Xbox
Which was obvious
You go cook nerds
I go fight nerds in Nascar demo derby
Does that for other friends as well
I never know it because the game expects you to accept my invite
I gotta slow down and make sure I'm not slotted into your lobby or a friends lobby in general
I hate it when this happens, sometimes the game puts me in the same lobbies as friends when I am just trying to join a completely random public session
I need someone with psn that adds up to odd letters
Oh your trying to find a session? Ok
Here's your friend from months ago! Off you go!
Move bitch get out the way
And even appearing offline doesn't fix this problem 💀
Game still thinks you want to join your friends whenever you tap on public session 
just don't have friends
Oh your offline? No matter! Go join LovelyRose65, 👢🧎♂️!
It still thinks you want to join me? I am in the middle of beach, you wanna farm sand with me or put sand into cockpits?
🤣good one
Even Bryan feels annoyed when the game randomly puts me in his sessions sometimes 🤣😭
I was like "wait you are here? Shit 😳"
I don't pay attention to that friends in session either
You two be constantly stumbling into eachother like how I stumble into you 🤣😭
The game wants me and you and Bryan to be together 🤣
Get in the session...now!
☺️
Yall fw the fit?
Yes I do fw her
I mean the fit

🔍 👀
Yes
Lmao
Whenever I see that, I already know I will have some explaining to do most of the time 🤣
I don't know why im here 😭
They really want us to be together
finds public session
ends up teleporting to friends house irl
As I did rn :minervahehe:
Instinct really catches up sometimes
All of a sudden everyone wants to do missions or random stuff with me when that happens
I just killed another laiju
Clip is uploading rn
Anyways whenever you want to play, just send me a text.
I never accept invites without any sort of text whether it's a help text or anything
Sure ❤
Friends in session
Before he started attacking one of his buddies tried to do a gfred on me but failed miserably because he was like Inches away from me
I saw two jet icons and was embracing for the worse
He forgot to switch to free aim missiles 
At that point I would've let them take the cargo
This car was sitting still too
No drivers for me to try and gun down at a distance
Someone took care of it then dipped
Because I saw no damage from the enemy cars
Did he try anything after that embarrassing death?
The second i see cannons i know they are cooked
One rpg and done
No but another person tried to kill me
Exploded in his own c4 after trying to kill me with his own c4
I know I was like "Jesus christ you are fucking awful"
Then again I've had moments where my c4 ends up stuck to my vehicle and I end up killing myself
But wow three people down bad for this mamba and I survived all 3 of their attacks
I am resting after that 🤣
Meanwhile I witnessed this 
There was a fourth i was worried about but he didn't take an interest
They should go back to the griefing academy, clearly they dropped out before they were ready for this type of thing xd
I should stop talking now before I get muted for clogging up the chat.
Goodbye 🙋🏻♀️
And I just know some of my stuff when it comes to pvp
I have high bets you would cook me in a dogfight 🤣😭
Night ❤
Clogging up the chat 🤣
Definitely neither our first times
Dropped too soon to fight someone who wasn't intending to fight in the first place
Thats two laijus I killed with an rpg
They remind me of lazers 
Lazers but easier to kill instead of leading shots like its 2013/2014
Sadly didn't clip it
I was high on the "wtf how did I do that" energy at that point so I didn't take chances to clip
And to answer your question, no
Seems like they backed off knowing their shiny jet is really just a shiny upgraded version of a glass cannon a decade prior
But yeah its inevitable I get these qj invites as well
Forever since I received any I was intending to participate in
where did everyone go? 😭
Yo, I bought the Tyrant, was it worth it?
It has slow handling flags, and it's thicc
The rear wheels don't like sticking to the road
Don't put window tints, because it will darken the rear lights
Yeah, it's a very aggressive looking car but more for collection
Gta media? And i cant send photos?
Gg
Why i cant send photos to the media canal? Xdddd
Gotta be server level 5
I think I found the most overpowered brake boost in the game 💀 someone try to recreate this
how
I think my tire stopped spinning or something so it made it like 100x faster like when u damage your car and a wheel is stuck
I’m trying to recreate it rn lol
I don’t think I can put YouTube links but ima upload it on there cus it’s a 5 min clip from where I got the car to the brakeBOOST
It's slower than the Vagner which is more than a million cheaper
It cannot kerb boost as well 
I believe a good muscle car with brake boost can go twice as fast
As the one in the vid?
Yes
I usually use the Piss Dominator to do brake boosts and jump off the ramp near the dock, and I usually end up at the beach
That’s the fastest I’ve ever done a brakeBOOST and that was hardly even a good one like normally I would hold down brake longer
It's this one btw
Brother ewwwww
What are those graphics
💀 _ _
I've seen worse
Atleast he speedruns
jesus
Probably faster than most of us
No shadow does improve fps a lot. If I want to play at very high fps stable I gotta tune down all settings to minimum and play at 720p 
@gentle hill @grand junco you should've gotten it either way
Ignore the first award it's bugged on the website
Yeah I have them both. If you don’t get it, it’s Xbox servers. You’ll either get it later or next time you do the heist.
What do Xbox servers have to do with awards
Many times I’ve award / achievement hunted and the game plainly doesn’t save.
Awards are Rockstar and achievements are xbox
you just need to force a save for the awards but yes achievements suck sometimes with xbox
Both have issues and do rely on each other to be stable otherwise both can collapse easily. Good example is those effected by the bad code in a single update file on Microsoft which shut down flights and banks all over the world and effected many Xbox players (including me and my cayo perico pink diamond heist).
Tragic day fr
- They don't rely on each other since awards are handled by social club servers which store player data
- Microsoft was not the one responsible for the bad update file but crowdstrike falcon adding wrong hashes at the end and triggering a failsafe for a bootloop incase the AV was being bypassed
- The xbox servers went down unrelated to the incident
- Your pink diamond Heist isn't a result of the Xbox servers and should be easily restored with Rockstar Support
- Only achievements rely on the award to successfully register for the achievement to register but other than that they're completely seperate
Anyway this is off topic
💀
Nahhh completely on topic in the gta media channel 😂😂
It's a media channel lol
@keen gale join xbox vc
they have requested you to join daz
over the hills we go
New shortcut fr
Whats that plane?
Vetir skateboard
Tony hawk player right here
Fly me to the moon..... or Cayo Perico.
Rogue
If its called the western rogue, why don't we take it to the wild west

That also includes all aircraft made by western
"Dutch, you see that plane? We can go to Tahiti in that!"
I had the feeling it wasn't something like the tula
Tula enjoyer here
There’s no outfits channel in here right?
Not yet, but you can put it here
How is there no outfits channel in here, I just realized
People make so many cool outfits
Lmao
You mean with like the Benny’s rims and dropped as low as they can go?
benny's or f1 wheels, obnoxious, awful colors, the tackiest possible bodykits
outfits have exactly the same phenomenon
Why do you think so many people like em?
because they're "rare"
Bruh
of course they aren't actually rare when every idiot has the same cars
But no like if you actually ask people if they like how it looks they’ll always say yes
I’m dead
Lmao
Yeah I’m not a fan of these cars either, I think Benny’s rims should go on low riders
outfits have exactly the same phenomenon as cars
Let's go water bomb Brendan Darcy 😊
True
How do you feel when youre trying to kill someone with a tula but cant cuz that plane is fucking useless
Can work, you just need the patience for it
You can make it work with some practice and also depending on the skill level of the person you are trying to kill 
But I would definitely not use the Tula for anything serious like when I am fighting someone who shows signs of intelligence far above the gremlins I face in 90% pub lobbies I join everyday 
With hangar space in mind if we could have two hangars then yes the tula would be in that second hangar
...collecting dust as I figure out how to install water bombs to clean your house with
Skibidi ahh language
A second hangar or more hangar storage space would be really nice to have.
I would finally be able to buy a Bombushka, Howard, Havok and Annihilator stealth without needing to sell my current aircrafts for space
Would mean ghillie can have more aircraft
(He sold that conada long ago)
I hate the placement in the hangar lmao
Everything is just rotated and uneven
Wish we could freely rotate and place vehicles whenever we want in garages
It sucks :minervahehe:
Fallout 76 reference spotted
Fallout 76? I haven't played that game since 2022 🤣😭
If its not due I will do that part for you
Carcinoma something
Same
Vehicle Organization
oh nvm
ye that would be very cool

I have to say these railgun kills are 🔥
no drip
I have full black suit too
Depends what car im driving
Cream tornado goes better with a white suit and golden weapons
While black goes better with black cars
But thats hairstyle and glasses bro
Id smash him
Idk thats face is scary and weird xd
Cold hitman ❌
Cute hitman ✔️
🫡
Yeah idk how to remove that smirk
It annoys me too
Xd
It's in the interaction menu I believe
Its set as "normal"
Maybe set as none
😶
Just wanted to make young character
@brittle osprey which color on the zr350?
yo chat. is this real?👽
Is that a fb marketplace
Looks like a vice city mod
yes
Very real, steal of a deal too
fr. it should go for at least 5 mill
2nd one personally
I remember seeing that back in fh4
you really just parted the sea
Tf was that boost at the end?
People ramming my ass
If you don't end up like a donut, you get a sudden speed boost
Shortly ended by slipstream and ketchup, I mean catch up
Today is your last day of suffering in these races 
Unless some sort of races get featured in the event week reset tomorrow
Yours too :minervahehe:
4x land races
4x special vehicle races
I can't think of pursuit/street though those haven't been IT once you've played them like 5 times
Merely to fill a quota for prize ride
I haven't touched these races in like 3 days xd
Good luck surviving the chaos
I am staying away from races.
I just hope the event week will have Stockpile on 2x RP this week 🥺
The hot in hotring gets it name from how hot it is 🔥
I want an adversary mode
I definitely have thousand yard stare from all the ramming, spinning, everything 😭
I had the same feeling with special vehicle races in 2022
2x, 3x, maybe even 4x
Get on that hopium :minervahehe:

"She drinks gunpowder?"
And these adversary modes are usually dead on Xbox even when they pay 2x
I might just play them on my PS5 if I see lobbies not being filled up with at least 8 - 10 players on xbox
What isn't dead on this platform 😭
Same
I tend to quit hotring races if theyre like 5 people
my gunner's pov
Woah, someone using mogul 💪
its lowkey overpowered once you learn how to evade homing missiles with it
Yeah, same thing with Tula 💯
how do you evade misslies with the mogul 
various stall techniques, you wanna fly away rom the missiles and then pull up and stall out as the missile gets close, it will go under you
trickier with something like an oppressor and kinda impossible with god tier missiles
what is this?
monkey mosaic
Collectible exclusive to the enhanced and pc versions
Collectible from story mode
They dont do anything in online tho
📸
I own the 8f
wha is this car in gta? i found it on a yt video and i want it
Though the name of the car was tailgater lmao mb
🧑🏻🍳
anyone have any good yellow outfits
The woman have a great catsuit
For reference
damn I am unfortunately male
I don't see why we can't cross dress
That looks really good
Fr
You would think my outfit would scream kill on sight to the guards.
It's a nice outfit
Thanks. Just a slighly sinister version of my normal outfit on my alt.
what do i needa do to start cayo
ive tried but theyre too hard for me
Which one did you find hard
the kosatka one
Its one of the easy ones to be honest.
why longfin
wait so ill be using longfin in the heist then right?
yes
same way you got to kosatka but instead select longfin
The Kosatka entry is what I use if I just want to start off in the Compound anyway. The Scuba gear takes care of escape cause noobs don't know how to put on a rebreather.
1 approach vehicle and 3 equipment and 1 weapons
5 in total. One Approach Vehicle. 3 equipment, 1 weapon loadout.
Always get the Aggressor. The Assault Shotgun is the easiest way to stealth kill the juggernaut.
Its time!!!
I like the enthusiasm
Major skill issue
You teleported to vice city
After doing so many job teleports
Imagine
Not yet
Ok I think you need to calm down a bit
I wish we got free pizza. I am hungry.
I like stuffed crust with just cheese
Maybe toppings sometimes but just cheese
Meat lover's for me.
Its hilarious that those have 45 minute cooldown
The business would be too op without a cooldown
Give me bacon, ham, beef, etc.
The update as y'all know came out for you know GTA v for no weekly update they added the Pizza boy delivery bike I just completed I just completed the first mission for it like like my first time doing it you don't get like $2 as shown in like the leaks and stuff you get around 2 $2,000 per delivery and you also get like a $1,000 tip and in this week if you complete three deliveries you get a hundred k so you got the 100K so really I got around 115k I think it was so it's it's good you really get 10K and each location is around 1 mi away from each other one to two miles if not less but it's a decent business the bike is it's a bit on the expensive side it's under 200k so I mean it's good you can customize it I would recommend adding like engine upgrades and stuff because it like maxes out at 55mph no upgrades
Chat W Or L update?
L update to me
Ain't the worst but ain't the best it could be better but at least we got something
Agreed
Also nice profile picture
Thanks I would say the same but I have no clue what yours is but looks nice
It's Black Cat from spiderman 
🤦♂️ should've guessed that that was in my mind
I remembered it before
Black cat x Desu Ex when 😊
💀
Where's the meat?
Someone took his damn red meat 😭
5% chance. Enjoy the W.
Is it even a good vehicle?
For a muscle? Pretty much. But the STX and Dominator GT exist
Posting again cuz its too beautiful
Wish we could enter inside the marquis and just chill there
Gun van location
Gun van stock:
Machete
Heavy rifle
Up-N-Atomizer
Combat Pistol
Compact Rifle
RPG
This info was life changing and heartwarming! Ty ❤
I really hope gta 6 map will be more boat friendly
Cuz in gta 5 boats are useless
Map is one big potato shaped mass
It has barely any lakes or rivers
Watch dogs 2 map (san francisco) was great, boats were very usefull
Also there were no planes
Or any air crafts
Yeah theres no aircrafts
Pls show me them
Its watch dogs 2 map
Not gta 6
Its san francisco, not miami
pizza time
I have been trolled successfully
che bello, finalmente un mini dlc italiano 🇮🇹
its legit so nice to have normal jobs in gta xd
They really didnt have to put a 45 minute cooldown on it
They should now give us some normal houses
(please mirror park please please please)
at least theres 3 restaurants so you can sorta stagger it
!rule 1
Refrain from using languages other than English.
@cobalt heath
I love that when it comes to people
This feels like an incomplete sentence somehow.
Sure
"I love that when it comes to people" what? What comes to people?
wet weather fit
Hmmmm Wet Pizza.
Unvaulted gamemode that is featured this week called "Stockpile"
is it 2/3x cash?
Yes
i might check it out
It was indeed necessary
What haven't they vaulted?
I wanna play target assault races
Jk 😭
💀

They need to unvault the Dogfight adversary mode and also Air Quota
It's been a few years since the dogfight adversary mode was last featured
Beast
Ty 
I wish they'd unvault crooked cop
I don't care about versus missions since they're whatever
They must've had better pay back then before patch 1.16
Boiled players ❌
Cooked players ✅😋
2020?
Because they vaulted a good majority of modes in 2021 (...😢)
That I still somehow remember because of ghillies game going to shit
I think you were at work or something when this happened
No Rockstar created target assault races available
I think they're the most forgotten race type of all time
why tf do you have 1.5mil in cash lmao
I hold all of mine in cash 🗿
I don't frequently bank cash like ghillie
I tend to save it up
Bank accounts are for the weak
Comfy has 280 million in cash
i bank cash on 10k lmaooo
I believe I have more in cash, I don't use my bank account for a good reason (I use both characters, and I don't wanna share money)
@untold oar wtf did maze bank do to u brother lmao
I wish there was more than 2 character slots
I'd mess with another character fr
Yeah either 2020 or 2018 was the last time Dogfight was on 2x
Yes
You fw another character?
So you could say, like testing maybe
And I wouldn't play them again even if they were to pay 4x next week
Same
I somewhat know what they look like
Driver drives (I have drives full of your...), shooter shoots (lots of ducks so edgar Ross just stands there)
Nah but I think its boring to shoot targets all day
Instead of being there performing an endurance test on bloodthirsty drivers
Yes, and you certainly fw both of them
Funny how one daily objective is the result of the whole online freezing
He has some unsettled beef
That crash made him ragequit
Mr wheat, mr 8630, glad you were able to make it
"MOTHERFUCKING OF SHIT I CANT STAND THIS GAME 😡😭"

"Thats quite a stare"
"cough Kurt Angle"
"HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO ATTACK THREE DIFFERENT PILOTS RIDING ME ALL AT ONCE?! FUCK THIS GAME 🙄😔"
@next belfry Pizza this...
pizza time
Pizza going down a sofa
...
Oh fuuuuuuuuuu-
@next belfry Straight to the deptsh of hells
evangelion sky
Can this guy with broken nose join to the hell
Idk, he looks like he took quite a hit
might ruin the picture with the big nose
Nah thats just perspective
Ah yes, the best kind of modder 
Bro forgets that hes on pc and half of the lobby is probably a modder too
Nah, this is the average modder honestly
theres a reason the odds are stacked on...
88% / 12% -- ~2%
Never said it any better
THIS IS NOT OKEY DOKEY
🫥
I've seen like 6 people hit it today (including myself rare W)

Bro had enough
You want a pizza this?
I wan pizza 😞
Ignore
Anyone else accidentally start fires while grabbing the Sonar Stuff?
This is the definition of how the raiju destroys itself by requesting it from the interaction menu
Sold it bc of this LOL
Yeah happens a lot
it has been the 26th for like 6 hrs here 
idk if sc adjusts for local time
sus
🏴
🇧🇭
🇺🇸
Walmart Terminator
He's trying at least
He is trying the* least
Skull on top
🇳🇱
which car?
cognoscenti cabrio
it looks so nice
uh, sure
💀, i like the lime green on certain cars
the color isn't the biggest issue imo
the round thing is the issue
How do you get that facepaing
off to work
@meager barn
Im pretty sure those are white walls or just solid white wheels if im not mistaken
That's an armored paragon r, obtained by completing the penthouse missions
wow now its available in gun van
gun van gun van
location
why do you have conker 44 and 45
no
at first i thought 44 is better
I believe the one on the right is closer to vehicles' spawn point so it's a bit better
what the fuck did i hit
Happens alot these times and I have no idea why
Only thing really a de-sync issue and even that is stretching
Something to do with objects modders have placed, that still have collision but not textures when you switch session I think
Rookie gambling stats 🗿
I can't even access the casino games and I think I have more than that
@civic laurel
No judgement, but is gambling in GTA fun? I've only played some blackjack games with friends.
here dummies
Im gunna put only this, I need not put the other stats cause they are cursed and modded asf
Virtue already posted it for you
I thought you knew
We did very good on stockpile
Tho I got horrible rng in the races
2.1 b
Not a true better like me
I could honestly, pull up my other rockstar account if we trying to game compare those gambling stats
That ps5 account has seen some wild betting times
But yall are nerds at gambling fr 😞
It was fun tho
Thanks for the invite again I was trying for long to join
Who here has picked up at least 1 mil from peds legit
The dude who sits at LSIA with an MG waiting for them to spawn in
Its not a crime if there is no witnesses 🗿
Yikes my record on the races is terrible
Yea stockpile was fun. Was in vc with one of my teammates. Hunter stockpile we kept taking the enemy points outside the map
I wonder why i'm seeing these, I don't have my controller plugged in.
A visual bug exists for years.
oh rockstar, never change (please change)
anyone like my new shirt
Names going crazy
Bros got that:
We got mewing in gta before gta 6
Its... So holy of you
What wheels would look good?
i like chrome suv wheels on more luxury builds
Alr but what would look good with white wheels? What type of wheel?
nothing
If you had to choose
i wouldn't choose anything
why a white wheel on a green car
white wheels don't work on a luxury car
Because I like white wheels
there isnt anything white on the car
no wheels look nice white on that car
You can put some lowrider wheels on a car and put, "custom design" on it for the white walls, I use classic rod usually and put custom design on it, works fine
Bro 😭
U think those would look good on it?
Yea, I think they look fine
Thanks bro
@civic laurel
im in ps5
picture.png
Oh okay, idk then 😂
Can someone take screenshot where the gun can is
https://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map
Near casino
is this vanilla ?
Got the "Pizza This... Outfit" on both characters (Male and Female). My life is now complete 
Yeah i dont think thats vanilla 💀
Why not
its not
QuantV, some NVE Addons, Lively World Expansions, DriveV, Gears, Other Turbo and Backfire Sound, and California Roads. a small but satisfying mod list
i like driving cars
Buggy game doesn’t want to let me deliver
If I can’t deliver it nobody can
And will
There ya go, ❌vanilla
It is a bit more subtle than some of the more extreme graphics mods out there
The street lights look a bit, interesting
Casino heist random 🚮
sad
Indeed
well deserved for using a heli tbh
Surprised he didn't put a marker on top of the marker 
Surprisingly I agree 
Oh he did earlier and then he removed it 
I knew you were gonna say that
I was awaiting it
You only see fails this bad in the Prison Break finale.
Damn I wish it came back
What?! What the fuck was that?! 💀
Holy shit you might just keep ringing me up
I thought it was gonna be that moment where he crashes a little off center from where he is supposed to land
Nah, you were flying
He jumped out prematurely and somehow died
Also yay the nitro boost is back 😊
One of my worst fails during the prison break heist has to be going into the buzzard blades
My intrusive thoughts as a 9 year old on Xbox 360 won 🤣😭
I'm wondering if he's little brother playing, cuz ain't no way someone that high lvl would do Smth and then leave 
That's a defo trolling moment
Nah, I'd say they knew what they were doing......trolling hard, unfortunately
But why would he leave afterwards, was he really that bored to waste around 11-20 min doing the heist just to leave?
Yes.
The average dch random experience
Yes lmao
I have seen worse than that and from people with a higher level than him too
That was the first thing that came in my mind when this happened, I thought he was a troll.
This was so random
It was a good take too. 2.6 Mil is pretty good for a Casino heist.
The average prison break heist experience
I thought he was playing a huge fuck around as well
Target was Gold.
We had the perfect vault layout where it was possible to grab all the gold tables but sadly this guy was slow
I don't expect much from randoms though
Common practice at this point, huh 
Probably raged so hard after
Yes 
Nah it was planned on how hard he threw that session
That was not the first restart during that run.
This guy dragged this run for so long
I've given up on finding randoms. I just wait for someone. Much better to wait and do it smoothly than rush it.
Yea either he was trying to annoy as much as he could or he is still didn't had the puberty phase
Why not both 
I would say he is both
My friends were offline at the time I was hosting that finale sadly and I wanted to get rid of it as fast as possible to move on to the next.
I think this will be my last dch finale with randoms for quite a long time
How many restarts?
I wish I was online but I ended up sleeping after powering through the entire day under increasing tiredness
And I'm about to go through my own shit storm
Try not to beat yourself up with randoms now :minervahehe:
Control your anger now 
Want my advice? Make it your absolute last. Only do it with people you have a form of communication with. Take it from someone who has seen the absolute most dumb fails in heists.
And I've seen some dumb fails and played some unconventional dch myself
I still remember carrying a dupe who had the worst options of gun available (in terms of cut), and had no keycards for both doors if I remember well
I think it was cash or gold
I hacked through every dot hack door necessary
Elite timer read 22 minutes
Why in the hell would you willingly play on a heist with hack necessary doors?? Blink twice if you were a hostage.
It was an on call job 🤷♂️
I saw sns and thought the host would cook
Oh shit I think they leveled their whole house
Carbine rifle mk2 with ap rounds
Pistol im pretty sure sucked but can't remember exactly
I believe they either chose Paige or Schwartzman
They chose a high level gunman? What about the getaway?
Lemme guess they picked the bikes.
It had to be lowest tier
No way would he choose getaways with like 8%
You overestimate them.
I mean if you got enough money to replace that monitor afterwards then go ahead lmao.
I just got off the game to clear off my mind a little after that.
Meanwhile im in bed 🤣😊
Noted
I am honestly so done with these guys.
I think I will just go back to doing my solo stuff when my friends are offline now, much better than having some trolls or numbskulls joining my heists
Getaway driver that has the zhaba mission 😊
2022: Swift hates DCH randoms
2024: Rose hates DCH randoms
2025: Healer hates ??? randoms
3
The end? After the vault section? And/or before the vault section
I wonder what's wrong in the picture 😮💨
You aren't in the dinghy
I never knew you could just outright land on the lexington
After vault section
Bro kept using his pistol 💀
On big con
There's a heli spawn on top of the missioon row PD. But that ain't unusual
He thinks its silenced 🤣
You didn't have a exit disguise?
Something else is also wrong
The modder when the whole team has skill issues:
We were going upstairs to get the high roller outfits but this guy kept shooting the guards
Unlimited team lives
Was that not enough for you to run out of that heist?
I don't got skill issue ( cap ) 😂 but yea. Despite I was speedrunning this, the modder for some reason put billions of lives for no reason 😮💨
The moment I hear a bullet in Big Con I would be out.
"HANG ON YOU AINT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE"
ceramic pistol
I don't give up that easily on people.
There were some people who did similar things like that but then learned to not shoot after the second restart
I never shot the ceramic pistol once
You're a better person than me..
I can understand bumping into a guard accidentally, but outright shooting them when the game itself tells you that it isn't necessary? Come on..
Tell the duggan guard that randomly shoots you on bugstars to go drink a double strength laxative laced coffee!
I haven't done Bugstars or any other entry disguise other than Gruppe Sechs in a while..
I wish they took away the pistol but spamming b/circle/lmb on pc with a melee weapon is different
You beat guards to a pulp instead of knocking them out
I used to master bugstars approach but I fell off
My favorite is Yung ancestor entry disguise but however I haven't done that in a year because I mostly play this heist with randoms so I am kinda forced to run g6 everytime with them
Same
And by the looks of it they still fail it with you.
G6 is almost as foolproof as aggro
But exactly these guys are more unpredictable than our own characters
Indeed.
Stuff like this makes me wish I could run aggressive approach everytime
"NOPE THEYLL SEE IT COMING"
-Lester, 2019
So fun man...
But pay is shit.
Elite is even shittier
50k after capping 80 heads and getting sub 15 minutes
You do it once and you disregard it completely every other run
The big con and sns pay 100k for elite
I haven't done bugstars in a year either
I cannot trust randoms, simply cannot
Especially in bugstars where the only enemies are bro who walks back and forth and a duggan guard or two
If they didn't have helmets, ceramic pistol
Speaking of high roller
I somehow still have instinct to want to buy the noose outfits despite already having all 54 cards collected 💀😭
2022 heist challenge horrible flashbacks
I also had terrible flashbacks of my own but there aren't that many captures in November 2022 
Ouch
I gotta check again though
I didn't capture a lot back then
Not really any friends to share captures with
Thats what happens when I decide at the snap minute to go to Xbox
All to play with ghillie which lasted like 4 months
I cannot trust them neither.
Only reason why I still even run dch is to maximise freemode time since the nightclub sadly accrue goods only when you are in freemode.
I don't stay in freemode much while doing Dre's contract so...
What can you do?
I tend to go afk in freemode
Having to nudge sticks because the Xbox notif thing comes up and counts as being in the Xbox menu
Dre contract worth restarting?
Only two captures in November 2022 😔 💔
For gta 5 xbox series xs
I found something though
The first clip 
It pays just 1 mil but I still like doing it.
Most people don't like it because of that payout.
If 1 mil is fine for you then restart it I guess
That bug still happens to me sometimes
Give him triple strength laxative coffee 😊
Mmm diced player
Elise? Ac unity?
Different elise then
nah Badass babe
Black cat
pretty sure their old username was Elise idk
From spider man comics im pretty sure
or it could be someone completely different
She changes names in this server
Previously arcade drone queen now badass babe
very suspicious
i see i see
hmmmm no, clearly a male individual
fucking hell you smoked them
"Have you seen the pay rate?"
"We will never make a dent in that wallet!"
Decent vehicle rng as well
lol niceee
How do I post media? I have a bike that looks like shit that I want pointers on
Level 5 for image and video perms iirc
damn
watching people try and fly is my fav thing
how long does that take
Yeah I would only play that to do something else other than Cayos. Thanks for the info.
A solid mil is still a solid mil
Better than what cayo nets after the 10th anniversary nerf
Combined with the agonizing cooldown
48 minutes sucks but its better than 144 minutes
OR
Just return the cooldowns back to how they originally were
Elena
You are confusing me with someone different.
I am not Elise xd
Hi
i love this one sm
no i know who you are but i forgot your name lol
I see 
Indeed.
I have 23 mil earning from Dre's contract on Playstation, got all that during the 1.5x and 2x weeks in early 2022 before e&e came out
3x dre contract 😊
What happened 😭
We grabbed all the gold too
Connection bugs
Into the ninth circle of hell I go
I have artwork (nice!)
dch?
Diamond casino heist
ohh
artwork for?
For casino xd
Twice? I did it hundreds of times
yeah, never really interested me
PEOPLE THAT IS THE MOTHER LOAD
I've done Cayo under 50 times too
Looking for a group to do lowrider missions for career challenges
I was super interested but I had a banned account
Went to Xbox got shitfaced by randoms and only came back to learn it again months later
lmfao
Thanks for the tip
Bro is doing lowrider missions for tier 4
Yw ❤
Wow some people have been in this server for a long time and didn't really peep 😭
Tier 4 
what's the T4 reward?
Four pieces to be exact
who can help me
With?
money
Try pc lfg
what is that
The channels sir
!lfg @late mulch
@late mulch, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-l|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino Heist: #pc-l|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l|other-lfg
Requested by: @grim storm
use these 5 channels
One for tier 1
One for tier 2
One for tier 3
One for tier 4
Contact missions tier 4s generally give clothing
I felt the kurt angle in me too
ghillie?
Ghillie?
hate this one with a passion
ghillie
Master?

One of the clips I have i did share to him on stream
Sailboats are the best boat in gta 5 and absolutely SMOKE the tug 😊
lmfao
My father has one of these irl, not pink though xd
play long enough and you too will be able to get this much money
What color?
We don't own a boat ourselves here
Coming full circle ☺️
Easily noticeable from 150 km away
White.
We rarely used it.
How so?
I can imagine a few things maybe
We have a lake that is prime for boat activity
I have seen a few boats, sail or propulsion engine
now i know furries + pizza isnt a good idea normally but this shit fun
🤣
Love it!
How do u get the tee?
by delivering pizzas
A certain amount?
ye
I only did it once. So 5....😆
I believe you need to deliver ten million pizzas for the tee
ive done so any
That's the community challenge
@unborn stump hsw adder and drift car
I know but wouldn't it be funny if yoiu fell for that and went on to deliver a boatload of pizzas

I'm dumber than I lo...o..K. no wait it's the other way...🤪
Bro got scraped against the fence 😭
come down tho Pizza this we got the cutest delivery drivers
Have you bought the bike yet?
YI
🦁 👋
Nooo 😭
Why did you remind me of the pizza incident
SORRY
Other than that it sits in the sea with poseidon
Badass babe hates dch randoms
Ello blue 😺👋
it look like you got finish making a sentence
the fox look mad he look like he tired of delivering pizzas
He has been delivering for far too long
the fox said I’m tired of delivering pizza this is to much and the fox look like he layed on the floor because he tired of delivering
Indeed
hangar?
Mayhaps
My hardcore biker outfit overkill for pizza boy deliveries? 
30 to go for that rocking pizza outfit!!
ive got to unlock it on my female presenting character now!
I've only one character 😔
awee
i already use dmy one free change on my main and thats the only time u can change the gender so im suck with a male main 😭
why does your "hardcore biker outfit" have a trucker cap
my main is female despite me being a guy x)
can wwe swap T-T
Duh, because he drives trucks to
😆 nah, I could only find that type mask with the cap. Or did I just not look hard enough?
Self advertisement spotted
!rule 10
Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").
@dreamy fable
she's chinese owo
OwO
Indeed
Johnny Guns is HIM for surviving all of that casually!
My new favorite thing is to beat him with the shocker. The unreleased shock baton
Is the unreleased shocker baton still obtainable somehow or am I late?
Might be a bit too late. I think i read somewhere that they disabled the ability to drop it during deathmatches. Havent actually tried it myself tho
Damn it 💔
gatekeeping all the good weapons
Could try it later if you want. I just have to close my game if it lets me drop it
Sure!
I get off work in 6 hours. So ill ping you when im on
Can you hide it via the gun locker
Nah i tried that when it was first available via the first glitch
Shock baton is so funny. Stun locking randoms in public sessions with the taser and baton combo
6 hours, I won't be home at that time sadly since I will be spending the night at some nightclub.
I can login in like 11 hours but it's fine if you can't.
Im off work monday if you want to try then
Sunday ill be working till 8pm est
Okay Monday seems good to me
Sounds good then 
Indeed!
After rose could you try for me on both ps5 and Xbox series?
Take your time ❤❤
Yes it was disabled
I know that because I slept on it while others didn't
Well i dont have it on ps
Piss
Only on xbox series
Ok sounds good still

W game youre playing rn


You sleep on a bed
whyy





