gta-media

[gleaming spear]

I don't get it neither xd.
It's very embarrassing indeed.
He probably thought he was some sort of big shot after killing a few off guard players and thought everyone else would be easily targets like these players too
The type of stuff that happens when you are overconfident

The pilot flight suit legit made me laugh abit considering such horrendous performance xd

[edgy pier]

Had the same thing happen earlier in a lobby but with a guy with a vigilante, he was level ~100 and probably didn't know about special ammo, just shut him down with an explosive shotgun twice bc he probably didn't even know about mk2 ammo

People always pick fights they can barely win without getting the jump on you

[edgy pier]

Shameful

[gleaming spear]

Quite an embarrassing end, did he fume after that?

[edgy pier]

I wasn't there to witness that because I switched to a new lobby to do tow truck missions

[frail orbit]

Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
-Demonpickle, 2021

[lethal birch]

no

[frail orbit]

A guy jumped me while doing bounty missions
I continually kept beating him, until he got into a jet

I smoked him twice in the buzzard
He thought he could underneath the roof of the second level airport

[edgy pier]

That's an even bigger embarrassment since helicopters have technically fallen out of the pvp meta

Lost to a 2013 helicopter while in a jet, dude's ego must've been on an all time low

[lethal birch]

nah

overconfidence is the best way to tackle any problem

[versed frost]

Clips are slightly slow but oh well.

[gleaming spear]

[frail orbit]

Where did he get that suit?
Its got food stains from all that fast food hes been eating 🤢

[frail orbit]

I remember this line
These nerds forget a thousand things every day, make sure this is one of them 😊

[supple moon]

most stable game

[untold oar]

First time seeing the in-game license plates irl

[brittle osprey]

@next belfry I was doing so good then the cam messed me up, underestimated how much turn I could do

[next belfry]

woahhhh mountain such good idea

[whole cape]

💀

[dreamy fable]

Rocking this at the moment. (With Some inspiration from you guys) I liked the smart look aswell as a military-ish/combat type look. Thoughts? 🤔

And I can confirm you can get the police outfit

Added the hat/ mask and glasses

[dreamy fable]

I might look through some more hat/mask combos. See if there's anything more neutral, but I do like the skull mask 😆

[hazy wren]

Nice outfit lion

[dreamy fable]

Thx 😺

No lion masks or accessories though

😔

[hazy wren]

F

[chrome patrol]

Try and create an police uniform with the belt lol

I created one last weekend but for some reason I cannot save it

[dreamy fable]

What belt? Do you have any pics?

[chrome patrol]

No but this is the belt I’m talking about

[dreamy fable]

Oooo

[chrome patrol]

It’s impossible for me to save the outfit due to the belt

But idk why

[dreamy fable]

Where do you get the belt?

[chrome patrol]

From the original police outfit

[stuck yacht]

Every part of the police outfit is blacklisted

Except for the hat I believe

[cyan crag]

It would be too dangerous for rockstar to let us keep cop outfit

They would bankrupt immidiately

Gta 6 would have to be canceled

[chrome patrol]

Yikes do you know if the paramedic outfit is also blacklisted?

[stuck yacht]

I don’t think the paramedic outfit is blacklisted

[brittle osprey]

🤨

[tender tulip]

what a landing

[keen gale]

My balls do all my preps for me

[nimble yew]

Used a ladder

Got shot up into the air

[arctic agate]

Ladder launch

[frail lichen]

Send pics of your Camaro or gt500 builds

[edgy pier]

What have I done?

Two lovers intertwined, even in death

[bronze tiger]

how did you get the swat outfit?

[cerulean galleon]

i did NOT know NPCs can brake check you. turns out most do if you ride their ass and honk aggressively

[untold oar]

NPC was like nuh uh

[cerulean galleon]

I'm now just riding along the highway trying to not get brake checked by them 😭 this is brilliant

[carmine nebula]

That's the cop outfit but somehow I lost my hat lmao

[tawdry trout]

That uniform you can get, while doing the salvage yard robbery (where you break someone from prison), spawn a terrorbyte(or smth that has a wardrobe) and save the uniform there

[bronze tiger]

So he gliched/exploited an oufit?

[tawdry trout]

You cant buy it, so it's the only way you can get it (legit)

[cyan crag]

You can also use special jobs that have swat outfit

This way you cen gen helmet too

[bronze tiger]

[dusty sorrel]

I love these pursuit races

[dusty sorrel]

I want this belt but I have no idea where it's from

[tawdry trout]

Looks so fun

[dusty sorrel]

with more people they are more fun

[tawdry trout]

We should ask around to host an event

[dusty sorrel]

I'd totally be down

[edgy pier]

The amount of airhorn in this vid brought me back to 2010 MLG

[frail orbit]

Mom came into the room

[chrome patrol]

It’s a gun belt from one of the IAA outfits

You basically have to create a new character for it to fully get the belt and risk losing all of ur other outfits

I’m not sure how to get it on pc tho

[untold oar]

Lol

tho are you new or just doing it for fun

[umbral moth]

nah this is on a alt acc

[untold oar]

I think that funny running animation also happens with the juggernaut in mctony if you don't activate the checkpoint

[umbral moth]

honestly i was dying when it happened

[real pine]

a typical day in a pc public lobby

[void marten]

😍😍😍

The views are gorg

Jealous af

[gleaming spear]

Great game 🤦🏻‍♀️

[frail orbit]

Best selling of 2013

[gleaming spear]

Indeed

[frail orbit]

And much more
(Advanced broken AI was on the table for eae)

[frail orbit]

"AAAAA oof AAAAA oof AAAAA oof AAAAAA"

[edgy pier]

For an "OG" this mf dumb asf

Pushing does help, sometimes

Other times he just gets stuck over the dumbest obstacles

[frail orbit]

What mission is this that causes him to be stuck?

Least dumbest OG

[gleaming spear]

The AI in this game is really something else

[gleaming spear]

Agreed.
I had to restart this prep 3 times before this mf finally got in the damn van!!!

[frail orbit]

I didn't know he was required to be in the van

Thought you could drive off
Either that or the last time I did this was like 2022/early 2023

[gleaming spear]

I tried this.
He just got back to that spot and kept running there xd.
I even tried moving him with the up n atomizer.
This guy also survives the rpg too xd

[frail orbit]

Bro built like a juggernaut...without 110 pounds of armor that makes him sweat as hard as a basement nerd

[gleaming spear]

What finally helped was blowing up all the cars at the meet area

[frail orbit]

distant explosion sounds
"The fuck was that?"

[edgy pier]

In my experience it's always better to keep pushing him rather than restarting cuz it's much faster

[frail orbit]

11-12 year old ai
GTA 6 ai will hopefully not be fucked like it is in 5

[edgy pier]

Also I learned to park the cavalcade much closer to an area where he's much less likely to be stuck

Only thing I don't want from GTA 6 ai is for them to not drive into me while I'm going full speed on my torero

[gleaming spear]

That's true.
Honestly I never came across this issue before, this is my first time seeing that guy being stuck despite playing this contract alot

[gleaming spear]

Get on that hopium

[frail orbit]

Get off that hopium

Better to wait and see how it plays out
Time tells, always

[frail orbit]

Shit I don't recall from this contract
I haven't played this in a while haven't I 💀

[frail orbit]

That casino clip with the duggan guard

[gleaming spear]

Perhaps

[gleaming spear]

Wise words

[gleaming spear]

You are not authorised to be here!

[dreamy fable]

You get the outfit in the finale of the gangbanger robbery, from the salvage yard, then you can call in your terrorbyte and can save it as an outfit in there

[bronze tiger]

rip

[dreamy fable]

Wdym?

It's rockstars way of saying "here have a police outfit, without us actually giving you a police outfit"

[compact pagoda]

Its an exploit

Which they dont like i think

[dreamy fable]

🤔

It's not an exploit.

[chrome patrol]

They can cry then

They should just release the outfits

[dreamy fable]

Its in freeroam, You don't get 'locked' in a mission by yourself where certain things are unavailable

[dreamy fable]

They don't like money glitches and exploits

[dreamy fable]

Probably in the drip feed

[chrome patrol]

Not in the game files apparently

[dreamy fable]

🤔 seems odd

[chrome patrol]

Nothing seems odd with rockstar

They won’t allow us to have fun that’s just it

[cyan crag]

Yeah we are not getting cop outfit

[frail orbit]

walk
duggan guards become naval base Merryweather guards from story mode

[edgy pier]

Not a very wise decision on my end to climb that

[gleaming spear]

Love the fitting sound effect

[mighty ore]

i need 3 ppl to help me do the series A Trash truck

[fallow kite]

That was stressing but it was worth it

[untold oar]

Now do after hours

[fallow kite]

I'll try

For now I wanna end Madrazo tier 4

[untold oar]

It's a bit more relaxing but it's really time consuming

[fallow kite]

Tell me one thing ain't time consuming actually

[untold oar]

All contact mission tier 4s

[fallow kite]

I'm trynna do dispatch 1 2 over 50% armor that's the only objective left for dispatch section

But some moron always screws up

[lethal birch]

[keen gale]

🫣

[faint dew]

lol

aint mine btw

[dusty sorrel]

[lethal birch]

same corner bruv

bro clipped my wing with his pushbar

VAR

[frail orbit]

Skull: AAAAAA
Brain: OW WTF

[brittle osprey]

Reminds me of the time I hit a dude a few days ago while trying to expand my map and vibe around driving

[keen gale]

I feel so bad when that happens

[brittle osprey]

It was the bikes fault

Don't mind the fact I had a red light, it was all him

[keen gale]

He's gotta be more aware. The graveyard is filled with people who had the right of way

[lethal birch]

that hurt

[brittle osprey]

Bros got that good good wifi

[lethal birch]

also nice drift

oh your car does change colors i wasn't tripping

[brittle osprey]

neuh uh

Your eyes are blurry @lethal birch

[lethal birch]

yuh i must be tripping

[pale dirge]

fucking game froze on last bunker drop off delivery, good game rockstar

fuckin dumbasses

doesn't help the game glitches and i need to go fetch the other insurgent every 2nd delivery

[tawdry trout]

not a bad name tbf, especially with that outfit

[unreal yew]

Susbox

[brittle osprey]

Probably better in #memes-and-shitposting 😭

[unreal yew]

Can’t post in there

[brittle osprey]

Apply for it 😩

[unreal yew]

How?

[brittle osprey]

Modmail

[unreal yew]

Alr

[brittle osprey]

If you get it, I will also try for it. I have spoken once again

[bronze tiger]

Sounds like a pc issue

[summer topaz]

Most reliable thing I've seen in a week

[brittle osprey]

@next belfry I FIGURED OUT HOW TO EVADE THE COPS

[dusty sorrel]

why is this locked for me?

[celest spade]

It should be behind some kinda mission or something. Doesn’t say what it is anywhere?

[celest spade]

Armor +2

[brittle osprey]

Bro has the anti-take off device on

[lethal birch]

Im blessed with curse

[bronze tiger]

We're getting there

[brittle osprey]

Im not even gunna try, but I have 2 people I both want to win and there can only be 1 winner 😞

[pale dirge]

k smartass

[brittle osprey]

😭

[bronze tiger]

[lethal birch]

lol

[brittle osprey]

Load into GTA online after being crashed, ask chat if anyone wants do a downhill drift race, turn around: See the spire of god

[sour parrot]

👨 🤳

[lethal birch]

I'm in the sub

Floating rn

[sour parrot]

didnt realise i had Pistol Mk2 equipped so i didnt expect the one tap 🤯

[brittle osprey]

The shirt reminds me of...

[cyan crag]

Its because it was a headshot

Pistol mk2 doesnt one shot

[brittle osprey]

Shirt feeling fr

[lethal birch]

Bruh

[brittle osprey]

Ah, the usual spaz attack.

[sour parrot]

i meant like, i usually use Tactical SMG so i didnt expect to headshot him with the normal Pistol lol

[lethal birch]

Swimming in thin air

[mystic wyvern]

These are my favourite arcade shirt awards in gta

[ivory goblet]

Green smokin plush shirt made a good 420 fit

[mystic wyvern]

I also like that

[mystic wyvern]

I contacted rockstar but I dealt they will fix arcade bugs

[ivory goblet]

Bugs for what

[mystic wyvern]

Coin purse

[ivory goblet]

Ah

[acoustic trench]

[frail orbit]

☺️

[frail orbit]

#ps4｜other-lfg

[dapper pine]

Hit 10 million RP on my main

[next belfry]

and they were room mates

[brittle osprey]

No it was a random cop 💀

[brittle osprey]

🎉

[mystic wyvern]

I’m I just need help with love professor machine

[brittle osprey]

I captured all the claw machine pets 🦾

[mystic wyvern]

How I only got 1 smooky

[brittle osprey]

yipee

[mystic wyvern]

Did you use macros

[brittle osprey]

No, I sat at the machine for almost 28 hours

I was getting desparate you could say

[mystic wyvern]

That boring

[brittle osprey]

Not boring enough

[frail orbit]

He is a zombie confirmed

[tulip chasm]

Guys I have a question about gta plus where do I ask it?

[untold oar]

#gta-questions

[tender coral]

Shouldve died

[dusty sorrel]

is that Avenger's tower?

[dusty sorrel]

rookie numbers

[hazy wren]

How do you join these types of challenges

[dapper pine]

I have an alt account with 7.4mil rp. Am I cooler to you now 🥺

[dusty sorrel]

[dusty sorrel]

not yet

[dapper pine]

I think that's rank 430 ish total

I'll have to check

[tender coral]

Its one of the community jobs for lts

[hazy wren]

Ah

[dapper pine]

Oh it's rank 508 apparently

Damn

[dusty sorrel]

ok now you're in the kool kids klub now

[dapper pine]

Hell yeah

[dusty sorrel]

is this face to face?

[tender coral]

No

Last team standing community job. Think its called dune hole or hole dune something like that. Its just dune sumo with a hole in the middle of the area

[dusty sorrel]

that looks super fun

[ivory goblet]

Funnel derby is a usual name. Those are fun

[cyan crag]

Exploiting to win in gamemodes made for fun

[tender coral]

Hey there was like 4 other people doing it on the other team tbf. Only fair if at least 1 player did it on my team

Its like playing a deathmatch and the enemies put on helmets, so then you gotta put a helmet on to make it fair. Which also happened during that stream

[lethal birch]

lol

[serene goblet]

I hate how these are dead, they're so freaking fun

[dusty sorrel]

Bring back Pursuit races

[magic ravine]

They were never gone?

[brittle osprey]

They arent gone, I think you can start them near LSCM @dusty sorrel

[magic ravine]

Yeah, i know they aren't gone

[dusty sorrel]

@magic ravine @brittle osprey they are still in the game but no one plays them 😔

[magic ravine]

I know

Why have 2 people just told me information i already know

Am i wording things wrong or something

[outer barn]

Holy shit its

[dusty sorrel]

[mint sun]

hi

[frail orbit]

Hi, my name is...

[mint sun]

nice to meet

[frail orbit]

🤝❤

[mint sun]

👍

[dreamy fable]

Slim shady

[frail orbit]

That song is stuck in my head rn 🤣

[dreamy fable]

I wonder if Eminem will make an appearance in the next installment of gta

[brittle osprey]

I mean, If rockstar wants to make a really big name, they keep the silly like NPC dialogue in between like transitions from song to song that are silly, then you have the actual songs itself

[frail orbit]

Staple his nuts with a stapler
(Owwww 😭)

[frail orbit]

Or radio host humor like cara from non stop pop fm

I will miss her and her music though
I am very nostalgic for this game 🥲

[cobalt heath]

@brittle osprey

[cobalt heath]

Door is closed and I am still stuck in that pose xD

[brittle osprey]

So... whose lagging 😭

your session host but your lagging too

[cobalt heath]

It could be me not connecting properly to the entities you are bringing.

Still does the thing xD

[brittle osprey]

Its possiable, im updating on your screen but your still holding your pink rifle out in the same spot

Your getting more action than I am 😭

[brittle osprey]

A devious crime has happened and I can't comprehend it

[cobalt heath]

That was a weird lag experience. Was fun tho.

Kinda wish I saw the weapons just appearing on your screen xD

[brittle osprey]

Aww, a helicopter spawned in and then I probably lagged out (in a solo session)

Well, It was fun while it lasted (like less than 15 mins)

[cobalt heath]

Yeah its fine. I'm bugged out and can't enter a car so I might need to get a new session myself. Will do so after getting something to eat.

[brittle osprey]

The cars might stick... which Im kinda sorry about, but you should be able to destroy them in another session if they do stick, Ill see you around (Im going back to helping people)

[cobalt heath]

Till next time wall. I need to restart my game anyway cause I need to check on something in another game

[cobalt heath]

I can barely see anything.

[brittle osprey]

Thats fair, Im gunna create more monstrocities that are gunna catch me on a list

[mystic wyvern]

Not impossible the claw machine I got 5 in 2 hours playing ps5

[brittle osprey]

I sat 28 hours to get EVERYTHING

[mystic wyvern]

What

[mystic wyvern]

I got 5 in 2 hours

[brittle osprey]

Do not be fooled by the childs game, it looks easy, but getting everything is a bit hard

[brittle osprey]

get everything 🙏🏻

[mystic wyvern]

I only need 3 more master warsiby and shiny kitty warsiby

[mystic wyvern]

You just have to position the claw properly and hope for rng

[brittle osprey]

I don't have RNG, its well known by me and most people who talk to me

[mystic wyvern]

I am also good at claw machine in real life 😂

[brittle osprey]

I can catch 1 thing in like 15 tries (based on real events)

[lethal birch]

How much can someone play GTA?

[cobalt heath]

Most people here have a lot more than that.

[lethal birch]

Yh

The same guy is still playing

[brittle osprey]

...

[lethal birch]

For 16 hours

[brittle osprey]

Thats an average session + a few hours

[cyan crag]

When youre gambling 🔥

[brittle osprey]

🥲

(Im gunna take this spoiler off)

[cobalt heath]

I think it looks alright.

[brittle osprey]

Alot of people complained...

[edgy pier]

Fits I've been rocking lately

[brittle osprey]

Superman's alter ego

[mortal wigeon]

What is the car meet clothing

[mystic pendant]

Clothing you can buy from the LSCM clothing bit

[mortal wigeon]

Does hsw work

Like the clothing hsw

[mystic pendant]

It's a performance upgrade to make some cars faster

[mortal wigeon]

Nah like the hsw race clothing

Will that count as the ls car meet clothing

[frail orbit]

Its additional clothing

And yes

[mystic pendant]

Yeah it will

[mortal wigeon]

What ways can I afk in the car meet

Idk if the test track thing still works

[mystic pendant]

Not sure atm rubber band I guess but that could break the controller

[mystic pendant]

It doesnt

[mortal wigeon]

I mean idk if the rubber band will really hurt my controller

[mystic pendant]

It can cause stick drift

[mortal wigeon]

Ill js use my old controller

Easy peasy

[mystic pendant]

Personally I do it but have a few spares lol

Also remove batteries and plug into the console with a USB data cable that'll stop the controller turning itself off

[dusky spoke]

Looks fine but if you want to change it i suggest putting a bit lower one

[brittle osprey]

Nope, Not lowering suspension for a good reason.

[mortal wigeon]

I mean I’m only doing it for a hour so my batteries willl last longer

[brittle osprey]

I refuse to do it, suspension is something important with how I drive, so I have it stock foro a reason @dusky spoke

[dusky spoke]

Not suspension i meant the spoiler

[brittle osprey]

Oh... I was gunna remove it

Yea, 2 things I get commonly threatened over is either suspension or spoiler :l

[mystic pendant]

Not sure how long it is before it turns itself off but if it does then you got around 2 mins to turn controller back on or you get kicked for no controller

[idle gyro]

What can u do in this chat

[dusky spoke]

Nice car regardless. Gonna get it someday

Not yours i mean a new one

[mystic pendant]

Nah just steal walls she won't mind

[brittle osprey]

I would have to replace it (I have like 6 right now total)

[dusky spoke]

Its used i prefer a new one

[mystic pendant]

1 ZR350 Moderately abused only $2m

[brittle osprey]

"Rx-7, lightly used, moderate rear end damage - pickup only"

[mystic pendant]

Lol yeah that'd work too

[mortal wigeon]

I js got my guy running in circles

It’s kinda funny ngl

[mystic pendant]

Nice

[sudden egret]

Can anyone post this photo for me in this channel?

[brittle osprey]

🫤

[lethal birch]

What

[brittle osprey]

People just name their accounts whatever

[lethal birch]

I didn't knew what to say so I said what

[sudden egret]

Check DMs

[tender coral]

These are more fun when its full, max laps, destroy last place

[burnt cargo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1131701105986900048/1253111586504179762/epic.mp4?ex=669e31db&is=669ce05b&hm=fa3eb1915cded882e2df516695d55a273eca78591792d66231f4f9230585133c&

[unkempt tree]

Perfect timing haha

[gleaming spear]

I hate how a third party ended this

[frail orbit]

Not the first time third parties fuck shit up

[frail orbit]

"Whats this? Starling? Attacking a laiju? missiles fire off"

I had a mk2 fire missiles at me for no reason
For a minute or two I thought I was evading him and then I got powerslapped very hard

I tried to fight back but it wouldn't lock on
I didn't bother with him, in a prep and wasn't looking to beat someone 16 times with a belt

[gleaming spear]

This is so annoying,I spend 5 minutes dogfighting that Laiju only for someone else to finish the job like this

We were going at it for 5 minutes straight until this happened

[frail orbit]

He wanted to chime in
...so he knocked you out of the sky

[frail orbit]

5 minutes of attacking the Failed Dorito Flavor only to get a surprise

[gleaming spear]

My aim is so bad since this is my first time in 4 years using the starling in a dogfight again.
I also remembered that the Laiju can resist normal mg damage so I could either only try headshotting the pilot out or shoot missiles hoping one hits when he goes vtol

[frail orbit]

I still hate thats a feature

Bulletproof against regular bullets
So now you gotta feed mr nerd pilot a live bullet from the aircraft into his cockpit instead of his aircraft eating bullets until its too full and is weakened

[frail orbit]

Last used 2020

[frail orbit]

This baby is so powerful it can tear aircraft in half
Missiles (Barrage)

Almost Everyone seems to use the Failure and/or the Pisspoor-996

My creativity 😭

[gleaming spear]

I saw alot more buster 11 than pisspoor-996 lately

[frail orbit]

I think the cockpits do not contain 500g of sherm from 1992
Which is good

[frail orbit]

You got those emojis in favorites :minervahehe:

[gleaming spear]

It's either the Failure-35 or the Buster 11 now.
I think people finally learned

[frail orbit]

I have a name for a10 warthog
Huh shit...
I called.it abysmal 10 once 🤣😭

[frail orbit]

Did they now?

[frail orbit]

I have seen more failures of 2035 and busters of 2011 more than a pisspoor 1996/harrier
At least thats what I believe the hydra is based off of

Although I wondered what brodies were gonna do

[gleaming spear]

I haven't seen a Lazer griefer in like 3 weeks now.
In fact I was shocked at seeing such variety, there was even a Pyro griefer this morning in my session

[frail orbit]

Ah
We've got a haviland now

What about a rogue, nokota, molotok?
Probably niche aircraft

[frail orbit]

The variety got wider and two jets pulled off a mid air landing stack

[gloomy jay]

i had the same thing , i was chilling and then 3 russian guys came to me and blow me up . the end was one on the mk2 the other one in a tank and the 3 guy in a car but all of them where really shit

[frail orbit]

Hahaha 🤣

[gloomy jay]

and explo ammo on sniper

[frail orbit]

Ew

In pvp?

[gloomy jay]

it was really annoying

[gloomy jay]

yeah

[frail orbit]

I fired off chaff but it was futile

[gloomy jay]

in terms of kills i was at the top

[frail orbit]

Smoking 🔥

[brittle osprey]

@twilit dirge (Ill make more soon for anyone who has any color suggestions too since Im upgrading cars)

[gloomy jay]

where can i see the gta clips?

healer

[gleaming spear]

No signs of any Nokota or Molotok though .
I saw a Rogue 2 days ago but that's about it

[frail orbit]

Any others?

I remember the nokota being the gfred aircraft 😊

[gleaming spear]

My Xbox bestfriend likes the Nokota alot, she is very good at using it too

Meanwhile I still struggle to dogfight with it

[frail orbit]

From that reaction thats a no

[frail orbit]

Pfft i couldn't even strike a single car they were driving

Never dogfighted with a nokota but have used it in the style of kamikaze

[frail orbit]

Besides I was a huge keyboard user before so using controller in place for flight controls was rough

Inb4 someone uses the alkonost/volatol/cargo plane as a kamikaze weapon

[dusty sorrel]

uhmmmm, when did they add Gypsy Danger to gtao??

[lusty spear]

That first one is crazy good

What about orange though

[cyan crag]

Average pc lobby

[brittle osprey]

I'll look into the colors

[novel juniper]

If ur gonna cheat at least get the good cheats

[brittle osprey]

@lusty spear Like this?

[lusty spear]

yea

[brittle osprey]

I'd lose against anyone in a sniper fight, honestly

[novel juniper]

I have no idea why he doesnt have godmode lol

[untold oar]

epic fail

[novel juniper]

Amirite

[brittle osprey]

Epic Fall*

[untold oar]

nuh uh epic fail

or how about

epicfallfail

[brittle osprey]

works for me, he did a bit much falling to be failing

[hardy epoch]

He was on godmode duh

[novel juniper]

I killed him 13 times

He had a 90% damage reduction maybe

[novel juniper]

These are gorgeous, imma need me some colour combos

[lethal birch]

twinss

[dusky spoke]

How you got those skins?

[lethal birch]

it's just torino red + one of the camo

[dusky spoke]

Yeah but where you got them i mean

Its from a heist

I don't have these

[dusty sorrel]

cleen

[dusky spoke]

I like them a lot

[lethal birch]

im not sure, sorry, it says how to unlock at the bottom

[dusky spoke]

Ok thanks for the info will check it 😉🫡

[lethal birch]

lol

[mystic wyvern]

Finally got it

[sterile merlin]

Holy 🤣

[dapper pine]

How long did that take

I have 2 on my alt but I'm tryna get the prb one on my main

[carmine nebula]

Think he dead

[brittle osprey]

"Oh great heavens" ahh death

[sturdy bane]

Omg that's sick

[sturdy bane]

Might have do that

[mystic wyvern]

1 hour and 40 minutes

[dapper pine]

I been doing it 20 mins a day for over a week 😭

[mystic wyvern]

I just need help with love professor machine

[clever urchin]

Huh

[brittle osprey]

Open it :3

[clever urchin]

Oki :D

[tender coral]

Whats inside

[brittle osprey]

I donated a comically large C4...

[tender coral]

And not in my mailbox? Smh my head

[brittle osprey]

Its specially for @clever urchin

[tender coral]

Well now i want one

[brittle osprey]

Hmm...

Alright, Ill order One more using PostOP...

I want that package battered down to the bit

It should be easy to open

[tender coral]

Will it fit in my mailbox

[brittle osprey]

Its gunna be your mailbox. It will make sense eventually, just a comically large... bomb

[north coral]

Yo

Why is dynasty 8 not working on story mode?

[brittle osprey]

It does not have use in story, this is the GTA online server...

[north coral]

Ok

[north coral]

Dc

[brittle osprey]

?

[limpid spade]

Fun in gta

[brittle osprey]

Tell em they cant park their floatable there

[limpid spade]

I did they just spawned more on me crashing my game

[next belfry]

another day in crime city

[trail scroll]

I think I found a bugged spot in gta https://youtu.be/9S5xsu83MGE?si=xif0ET8lJlSLqA8R

[lethal birch]

Just call Bugstars..

[little blaze]

I done hade enough of these npcs💀

[compact pagoda]

That outfit is awful

[little blaze]

Thank you

[azure basalt]

Fix ur game rockstar

[blazing ruin]

[verbal shore]

gta fit reveals

[fathom hinge]

Mine are worse

[cyan crag]

Yucky

[azure basalt]

We don’t talk abt mine

I have another fit I always play in buy this one is for heist setups

[cobalt heath]

Mine isn't any better.

[sour parrot]

you look like your 9-5 is doing robbing banks

[cobalt heath]

Another fit I like to use but can never find others to fit in with xD

[sterile ruin]

Oh my goodness those legs

[cobalt heath]

This is my Groove Street fit.

[verbal shore]

Hackers

[tawdry trout]

A classic
De-synced for ur end

[dusty sorrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1223122596502175757/1242054970581192735/74078828-9FDF-435F-AF90-DC588855A355.png?ex=669f7fd5&is=669e2e55&hm=7dc2a5b5f060d0bd685d67c7094c9bf14b1bb818c21398296f710ea97785aa53&

[tawdry trout]

Seeing it makes me wonder where mine went, since I had one along time ago

[lethal musk]

am i just shit at this game or is he cheating? https://streamable.com/29b6l8

[dusty sorrel]

I found this one like 5 months ago along with my PSP go, I sold it recently because I didn’t like how smol it was

[clear laurel]

he got lucky

[clear laurel]

never had a psp go

[lethal musk]

bro its been like this for the past 7 minutes

he has the same car, ive shot him with railgun

[clear laurel]

might be good then

[lethal musk]

like 5 times with railgun, 50 bullets atleast with nightshark

[clear laurel]

hot

[clear laurel]

cheating

[lethal musk]

aight, cause i thought he cant be legit

like i shoot directly at him, he doesnt take damage

not from my railgun, not from nightshark bullets

[dusty sorrel]

I loved it when I was younger but when I played on it when I found it again I just thought it was way too small and I like the feeling of the original PSP’s

[clear laurel]

how old are you

[dusty sorrel]

23

[clear laurel]

ancient

no i'm just joking

[dusty sorrel]

I’m sorry?

[tawdry trout]

23 ain't that old

[rose sandal]

I am older then moose

[dusty sorrel]

Lmao

[clear laurel]

i wasn't old enought o get a psp go

i got a psp as a kid then upgraded to the 360 then pc -> ps4 xbox one -> pc and ps5

[dusty sorrel]

One that I was never able you get my hands on when it came out was the PSVita

[steep ibex]

anyone tryna 1v1 base ps5

[rose sandal]

In way it is cause they got see more than yall young folk did

[clear laurel]

i always wanted one but we never got them where i lived and my parents didnt want imported psvita

[tawdry trout]

Why assume I'm young

[rose sandal]

I was glad i gotten it

[dusty sorrel]

Nice, I had a lot of consoles when I was younger, I still have some of them, some of them were the gameboy, GameCube, PSP’s, Xbox 360, etc

[dusty sorrel]

Lucky

[rose sandal]

That gameboy drove me nuts at time

[dusty sorrel]

Oh I gotcha

[clear laurel]

wasnt a nintendo kid but im sure i have a switch lying around somewhere

[rose sandal]

I have all my console even rare one

[tawdry trout]

I played PC on my big brother's got xbox360 to play with Buddy's same with the PS4 than switched Back to PC since I had less contact with them

[dusty sorrel]

I have my 3DS and I love some of the games on there, like Luigi’s Mansion 2, Super Mario 3D Land, Donkey Kong Country returns. It has a lot of great games

[tawdry trout]

Nostalgic reasons or are they really good games

[clear laurel]

luigis mansion 2 is p good from what ive heard

[dusty sorrel]

Great thing about having a pc is that you can play any game ever with emulation

[clear laurel]

i cant wait for next gen nvidia cards

[dusty sorrel]

They’re actually really good games

[clear laurel]

cant wait to get my hands on a 5090

[arctic agate]

5090$

[dusty sorrel]

For like $5000+ probably

[clear laurel]

LOL

[dusty sorrel]

The price of two gaming pc’s

[clear laurel]

its gonna be worth for 8k gaming

[dusty sorrel]

Wgat gpu do you currently have?

[dusty sorrel]

No game can play at 8k yet

[clear laurel]

i have a 2080 and a 3080 on different pcs

also a 2060 laptop

[dusty sorrel]

Nice

[tawdry trout]

You have multiple PCs with 3080?

[clear laurel]

no no i worded it wrong

[dusty sorrel]

I can take one of those PCs off your hands mate

[rose sandal]

My one closest

Rip

[clear laurel]

ill prolly sell the 2080 one mega cheap after i get a 5090

[clear laurel]

what the fuck

[dusty sorrel]

Why a 5090 though?

[clear laurel]

now thats a flex

[rose sandal]

How

[clear laurel]

i've never had the highest end card and i finally started making good money

[dusty sorrel]

I have a closet like this but instead of discs it’s filled with Lego’s

[dusty sorrel]

Try a 5080 or AMD, AMD offers great value for their cards compared to Nvidia

[rose sandal]

I have 20k games tbh

[clear laurel]

im ngl this time its for me not for value

[dusty sorrel]

Nice

A true gamer

[clear laurel]

wow

[dusty sorrel]

Oh gotcha

The only thing about the top top cards is that there is no game besides Minecraft with crazy shaders that will come close to ever pushing it

[rose sandal]

Yea at least 5k console i collect them to remind of good time i had

[dusty sorrel]

That’s awesome

[clear laurel]

rdr2 4k 2x render quality

[dusty sorrel]

Perjaps

[clear laurel]

the kinda shit i wanna have bro wow

[rose sandal]

Let me show you my gaming room

My buddy got see it live yesterday on video call

He hung really quick

[dusty sorrel]

Respect 🫡

[clear laurel]

holy shit

[rose sandal]

Yea i bought that dresser for 200 i got buy more sections

[rose sandal]

You ok

[clear laurel]

starstruck

[rose sandal]

Lol that from year and year of collecting

I started at age of 4 collecting i was spoiled growing up

[dusty sorrel]

That’s dope

[dusty sorrel]

A true gamers paradise

[tawdry trout]

Why do you have so many of the same console or are they a different variant

[rose sandal]

Yes some are exclusive

[humble gate]

Wait lemme show you mine

[azure basalt]

It’s only for prep my main thing is actually better

[graceful oriole]

oo nice pattern on the mk2

[humble gate]

violet haha

i have mostly violet colour cars

[shadow scroll]

madrazo has new missions?

[frail orbit]

Madrazo hits

They pay piss and shit

[humble gate]

nice

[shadow scroll]

the only missions i have ever played from him were the dispatch missions in like 2017

[elfin arrow]

60k is aight for like 2 minutes of work

[shadow scroll]

is social club down or what

[frail orbit]

7th gen map user ☺

[shadow scroll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/926624213614342144.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=GIGACHAD

[frail orbit]

You can check services channel

[frail orbit]

Still bad

[elfin arrow]

how much do you think 2 minutes of work should pay to not be bad

[shadow scroll]

yeah 60k 2 min ain't bad

that's the reason why i played those missions who knows when back

[frail orbit]

You do you
Im talking about madrazo hits though

[elfin arrow]

i'm asking you

how much do you think they should pay to not be bad

[frail orbit]

😔
Its decent I will say that but are they enjoyable?

I thought you were talking about madrazo hits 🤷‍♂️

[elfin arrow]

not particularly

i am talking about madrazo hits

[hardy epoch]

2million

[frail orbit]

Its 2013 content in 2024 though

[elfin arrow]

in terms of payout?

no it isn't

[frail orbit]

Well then

[elfin arrow]

name anything in 2013 you could do in less than 5 minutes for 60k

the most lucrative money was contact missions

[frail orbit]

Rooftop rumble paid 25k and it was fast af

Yes level 70 but it was fast

Chuck grenades or spam grenade launcher
Objective destroyed but mission passed

[elfin arrow]

that was a glitch that only existed for the very first moments of gta online

not a valid point of comparison

[frail orbit]

Why are the hits being dogged on then is the question I wanna know

[shadow scroll]

i don't think that this is how the lights should refract back to the player

[frail orbit]

It was there for a few days if not more
Rockstar had a shit sundae on their hands
I won't go any further though

[elfin arrow]

eh

[arctic agate]

Looks like wearing fake hair ngl

Why?
Because it looks so

[elfin arrow]

eh.

[torpid imp]

Female og ben10

[graceful oriole]

that hair color does not match it ngl

[torpid imp]

I'm just speaking facts bro HAHAHA

[graceful oriole]

and also that outfit kinda sucks

[fading sable]

Gun van location today

[tawdry trout]

Someone who wears bowtox as it was a competition would have shorter and colored hair tbh

Way better

Just the smile looks forced af

[verbal shore]

1 or 2

ignore the photobomber

[azure basalt]

Rate fit

[azure basalt]

2

[lethal birch]

What's this?

[mystic wyvern]

Arcade trophies

[lethal birch]

How to get that?

[mystic wyvern]

https://youtu.be/rNsFHOtsZzw?si=qtwKKzPCRjtzqijt

[lethal birch]

Ok

[lethal birch]

Thnks

[mystic wyvern]

It a grind and probably the most challenging in gta online

[verbal shore]

all the other ones need work

[tawdry trout]

The 1. Is nice and delete the second one👍

[verbal shore]

only glitched outfits that aren’t fixed

my super merged one got fixed 🥺

red joggers deadline shoes invis chest iaa badge police belt racing gloves duffel bag red bullet proof and merged patches 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[elfin arrow]

why would you want to look like that

[verbal shore]

because you can’t

[arctic agate]

That isn't cool tho

[verbal shore]

The thermal is just for pvp

[arctic agate]

Imagine spending hours customizing your character and then just want it to be invisible

[verbal shore]

I spent like 30 seconds customising my guy

And he’s only partially invisible

[arctic agate]

The face must look like average players

Which is not beautiful at all

[verbal shore]

This is bro

[arctic agate]

Yeah indeed

[bronze tiger]

Tried a risky move and hit the tree pole, Was able to Clutch

[elfin arrow]

i mean of course i could look like that

but i have taste

[verbal shore]

Let’s see it then

[elfin arrow]

why would i go through the effort of clothing glitches to look stupid?

[verbal shore]

Because they get patched

Show me sum of ur fits then

[lethal birch]

O

[mystic wyvern]

Only took me 55 minutes

Shinny warsiby is the longest to get

[keen gale]

Saw your dms too. That's awesome

[mystic wyvern]

So close to beaten all arcades

[split compass]

Drip go hard

[mystic wyvern]

Finally

[mystic wyvern]

My new pets

[stable prawn]

PRB Collection

[normal gull]

the plane got stuck bc it everything wasn’t loaded all the way and some npc hits me while i was doing selling mission 😂 and the arm was glitched

[brittle osprey]

@untold oar Another Day, Another Weird bug found. (Non Functional Wheels)

(Don't mind the paintjob, its to blind my enemy in drift races, its a tactic)

[elfin arrow]

what is this route

[dapper pine]

Not my clip lol

[pulsar stump]

They see me spinning they hating

[brittle osprey]

All of that to get hit by a car...

[dusky spoke]

They saw him spinning like that and they didn't knew it was a human

[next belfry]

deluxo kill deluxo

[brittle osprey]

What was bro shooting the ocean for

[next belfry]

scary fish

dogfight shenaniginesnes

right to left for chronological order

[brittle osprey]

Ur a nerd frfr, I understand it all now

[next belfry]

:3

@brittle osprey parkcore

[brittle osprey]

I'd leave too, hes probably him

[unreal yew]

@noble hull

[noble hull]

Nice bro

[unreal yew]

Ty

[noble hull]

I would show you my cars but my brother is using the ps5

I only have 2 for now

[timid atlas]

I was simply idling in the car and this popped up. What kind of bait is this?

[elfin arrow]

stripper nearby and you had no cash

i think it's pretty funny that message pops up

i got it yesterday, over a billion in the bank but maybe i should visit the store

[timid atlas]

yeah 😄

[lethal musk]

https://streamable.com/biri6v

[verbal shore]

Lag

[lethal musk]

thats on my side?

[verbal shore]

probably but could also be a sever crash or sum if your on pc

[sterile merlin]

I really get annoyed when NPCs just hit with their cars the frustration I get I feel like volcano gonna explode on this npcs bad time to hit u.

[lethal musk]

espescially in a 1v1

or even worse, 1v2

[sterile merlin]

For real i really get angry I feel like destroy the whole city for today

[compact pagoda]

Quite suspicious how you were gaining health with no interaction menu?

[lethal musk]

i can show u another clip from another session where i was mad cause a guy had a imani tech upgraded car

i dont cheat, i literally got disconnected or sum

[lethal musk]

https://streamable.com/yknuwe

check this out, used a horn boost

[compact pagoda]

Sounds fun

[lethal musk]

not me

[lethal musk]

not for me

[grand junco]

I think I should prepare…

[lethal musk]

he left tho

or thats what it says

[grand junco]

Exactly 💀

[lethal musk]

prepare either way

[grand junco]

he said that about 3 seconds before I finished my sell…

[lethal musk]

what sell did u do lol

[cyan crag]

Shiver me timbers

[grand junco]

Full stock bunker sell

[lethal musk]

damn okok

got griefed by 4 people when i tried to sell 600k worth nightclub stock, never sold it cause a guy blew up my mule.

[verbal shore]

L skill issue

[lethal musk]

now im down to 11k stock.

[grand junco]

if you just bounce between off the radar and ghost org it’s pretty easy to avoid (bunker sells)

[verbal shore]

should’ve found a new session

[grand junco]

Can’t do that on nightclub sadly

[verbal shore]

idk why so stupid

[grand junco]

rip

[lethal musk]

wymmmm

how was i supposed to know that they grief

[verbal shore]

If you find a new session fast enough you only lose like 10%

or close app if console

or crash ur game (idk if it works on pc haven’t tried)

[grand junco]

Bunker you only lose 20k every rejoin so that’s really nice

[verbal shore]

yeh cargo you only lose a couple crates aswell

[paper gate]

The icon still shows funny enough

[lethal musk]

the thing is, i did not know that.

[verbal shore]

you have learnt something today. you have succeeded

[lethal musk]

thanks

[grand junco]

sometimes you have to believe that your hidden to make others believe your hidden

[next belfry]

@brittle osprey [insert social commentary here]

[lethal musk]

but also another thing is, i drove like less than 0.5 miles away from my nightclub and got griefed

or like i got exploded

wouldnt have worked then would it?

[grand junco]

Works no matter what

[grand junco]

After exploded no

Unless you do it rlly quick after explosion

[lethal musk]

i got exploded in the matter of seconds

thing is, i didnt know that, and i got exploded after 20 seconds of driving

no warning shots, nothing, just an explosion

[grand junco]

If you see any vehicle with missiles near you it’s basically instant rejoin

[verbal shore]

yeh the mule fucking sucks

I wish I could get rid of it

[lethal musk]

and the 600k nightclub stock wont come back anytime soon

[grand junco]

rough…

[brittle osprey]

"So... how was the barbecue..."

[grand junco]

BAJAHAHAHAHA

[lethal musk]

i use my bunker only for research, after all the research is done, ima restart the business there

[grand junco]

I definitely encourage you to use bunker for money after your research. It’s easily the 2nd best maybe even BEST passive business when done correctly (for me)

[lethal musk]

ye its usually not that hard either

i used to use it only for business before cause i was after money, now its only research, soon back to business

[lethal musk]

wait so how do i like leave so i dont loose my stock/product?

like yk nightclub or sum

[grand junco]

you will lose small amounts of stock or product every time but barely any. Just join new server and stock / product will be depleted slightly.

Either way it’s better than losing it all

[lethal musk]

oh okok, thought that might make it disappear

[grand junco]

There is no chance of that happening unless it gets destroyed before you unload from online servers.

[lethal musk]

alright, thanks a lot

[grand junco]

No problem 👍

[next belfry]

bestest off road

[grand junco]

💀💀💀

Award for best off-road driver in gta?

[next belfry]

when toppest only one way go

[gleaming spear]

Stupid MK2 brat

[keen gale]

3rd one on top. Class (jobs)

[frail orbit]

Pop goes the mosquito

MK2 = My krazy killer 2

[real cargo]

this game confuses me sometimes

[keen gale]

Who hasn't gotten a lil too faded on the job

[blazing ruin]

English no english

[next belfry]

thx

[sour parrot]

how does the Starling's boost work again? i forgot

[frail orbit]

You click L3/LS and it activates starlings boost

[sour parrot]

i meant like recharging

[frail orbit]

I think normally you are supposed to land it and it recharges that way

If I remember correctly if kept up in the sky or something it recharges on its own

[sour parrot]

ah, so like the Oppressor where you just need to touch a surface?

[covert idol]

No

[frail orbit]

I know the mk2 boost was able to be recharged if you moved up and down constantly

[sour parrot]

whaaat

since when?

[frail orbit]

Like 2018? Because that's when the mk2 first released

I heard about it from somewhere ages ago but can't remember 😭

[gleaming spear]

It starts recharging when you let go of the boosting button.
You don't need to land it

[sour parrot]

oh nice

so infinite boost

[gleaming spear]

Yes

[sour parrot]

i remember using it once or twice in an air cargo mission, and that was it

handling it felt very weird

[gleaming spear]

Landing it is the hardest part to me.
I got used to the handling.
Trying to properly fly it backwards now

[sour parrot]

nice

[lethal musk]

https://streamable.com/vvo55b

[untold oar]

cool and now send it to support and tell them to remove it

[lethal musk]

why, 15 lvls?

really?

[untold oar]

?

[tawdry trout]

?

[untold oar]

That's motonami 💀

That doesn't even have dre in it

[main delta]

Best bunker and yeah don’t bite me for not using screenshot short cut

[covert idol]

[stiff veldt]

Bruh

[tawdry trout]

Pls don't tell me, that you fully upgraded that bunker

[main delta]

I am doing it

[cyan crag]

Why

[cyan crag]

I mean those updates are actually usefull

[tawdry trout]

But on that bunker ..

[cyan crag]

But shooting range and transportation

[main delta]

Time to do a sell mission with 30 players all alone

[cyan crag]

You have 2 shooting ranges in ls and you run faster than you drive on those carts

Imo facility could use those

Its so ridicolousy huge

[tawdry trout]

You get useful things when you all gold bunker shooting range

Like max capacity for sticky/proxi mines

[cyan crag]

Cant you do that in regular shooting range?

[tawdry trout]

No

It's a bunker shooting range exclusive

[stiff veldt]

How much?

[tawdry trout]

And you get late game weapons as a low lvl

[tawdry trout]

I think 30 sticky and 10 proxi not sure tho

[cyan crag]

Not really that useful since you can restock your granades with interaction menu whenever you are

[stiff veldt]

Ye 30 I looked it up

Says you need 2 stars

[tawdry trout]

This might be wrong, but you also get better accuracy
This might just be speculation

Since you get multiple things based on how good you perform

[grim storm]

cry about it

[mystic wyvern]

Get Churmush Bunker

[elfin arrow]

do not got chumash bunker

[mystic wyvern]

Why

[elfin arrow]

farmhouse exists

[mystic wyvern]

It got bad terrain

[elfin arrow]

completely irrelevant, it's much closer to drop offs on average

chumash isn't even closer to the airport, believe it or not

[tawdry trout]

Especially when you get the monster truck, since it's way closer

[keen gale]

✌️ I guess

[main delta]

It’s easy

I want the difficult one

[frail orbit]

Good luck with that

Saint races round his neck
He never stops getting rammed
He is madly in anger with 30 people

[gleaming spear]

So gross

[frail orbit]

You haven't seen corona chans character though 😭😭

The face

[frail orbit]

Freeman was tatted but not to his extent

[tawdry trout]

A true child drawing 😭

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CNT
Crap and Typhis

[gleaming spear]

Will you cry for his orbs? 😳

[frail orbit]

What the fuck is bro putting on his bros body

[frail orbit]

...No

Now take your orbital cannon and go mine something on the moon so me and her family can live in retirement 😭

Or bring that asteroid to us so the world economy is in the deep shit but we are set for lifetimes beyond fathomable recognition 😭

[gleaming spear]

He is sitting in his facility with his other dupe friends right now

Probably planning something diabolical

Nevermind, all 3 of them left

[frail orbit]

Off to another session they go

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The orbital room
Don't go in there they probably have spicy chips and soda for days 😭

[frail orbit]

whiff
Whew! Thats quite a plan!

[gleaming spear]

I was told that half of the lobby got invited to the orbital room but not me 😭💔

[frail orbit]

Noooo 💔

"Where the fuck are those two girls 😕"

"My brother in christ you were supposed to bring the two girls inside 🤦"

@gleaming spear, your fired 😭

[frail orbit]

"Next time you don't bring the girls, I will find seven equally important girls to tell stories to y'all"

[gleaming spear]

Wow

[frail orbit]

"He told you! Fort zancudo is sending sloppy pilots in Pissandshit-996s to come look at you!"

So this is H20 LEGEND MAN in the water, LS boogeyman of legend

[chrome patrol]

Ik it’s late but here is it

[dreamy fable]

Shame it glitches through the vest 😔

[chrome patrol]

I picked the wrong polo shirt lmao. With the right polo shirt it won’t glitch through the vest

[dreamy fable]

Ah

[timid atlas]

this safe is total waste of money

when i have this whole room like this...

[tawdry trout]

at least ur chips are organized

[timid atlas]

well thank you

[timid atlas]

where's my tequila man?

[tawdry trout]

drank it last night, my dad forced me Dx sry