gta-media

[true geyser]

This guy 😭🙏🏻🙏🏻

[unreal yew]

Definitely not 13

[true geyser]

"So where u from"

[shadow scroll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1152605625184944178.webp?size=48&quality=lossless&name=kek~1 (don't click the links)

[arctic agate]

"trust me bro"

[graceful oriole]

trust me bro lmaoo

[arctic agate]

Bro must have a thousand pics saved in his gallery waiting to be used

[shadow scroll]

say: i am from your mums house

that should make him angry

[arctic agate]

Weird msg to approve Lester

[shadow scroll]

Lester The Molester

[true geyser]

He uses discord gifs

[arctic agate]

Oh okay

[shadow scroll]

lucky favourite gifs aren't a thing on mobile discord

[cinder latch]

Why my tattoos don’t stay? What’s going on here? Can somebody help?

[thick igloo]

tattoo shop: ur underage lol

[cinder latch]

No, really is frustrating like what’s going on

Have someone experience this before?

[shadow scroll]

yes

it's a known bug and it's happening for 3 years now

[sterile merlin]

3 years

Wow that's some impressive

[forest current]

Is this guide still working?

[celest spade]

I refer to this one: #gta-questions message

You can crosscheck, and see for yourself. Been very long since last i did Cayo.

[sterile merlin]

Clean or Not Clean

[neat cairn]

Welcome to Night City~

[plush nacelle]

are those plates obtainable?

[verbal falcon]

I don't mind my tatoos getting removed randomly i can at least get them back in the tatoo shop

[verbal falcon]

No... But the game is fivem, right?

[true bough]

Wut

[elfin arrow]

looks like a proxy mine left over by someone

[sterile fox]

that poor npc probably saved your life

[sterile merlin]

Eh little bit of privacy here barber

Code red this is privacy violation

[sterile merlin]

Have money, cars, private jets, yachts and penthouse yet everything

But no friends to share with total boredom

[zinc trout]

Finally a good looking garage

[sterile merlin]

😎

[cyan crag]

No, theyre only on few cars

Few cars have unique plates, i know only about the mr bean car

I dont remember name

Issi classic i think

[cyan crag]

Same

At this point i just sit in invite only, making payphone hits, jobs for tony and franklin and stuff like salvage yard robberies, bounty hunting and nightclub

[sterile merlin]

Yeah

[cyan crag]

Somehow i made and spent over 16.5m since the update dropped this way

[sterile merlin]

It's been so quiet since last month

I have been doing car meets and all

But the spot light brings me back here again

[worn wren]

I literally just loaded into a fucking session

[thick garnet]

I NEED HELP

DM ME IF U KNOW HOW TO FIX THE INTERNET GLITCH

[tender tulip]

thats gta online for yall 😂

[paper gate]

Probably a proximity mine

At least he wasn't lying about fuckin you up

Unfortunately, every one that acts like they were tend to complain when a tank or equivalent comes out...or they talk shit after a 5v1 turns into a 2v5 & all 5 hiding

[stuck birch]

You picked the wrong session fool

[tiny depot]

Idk, i like seeing them run and complain.. as sadistic as that may sound -w-

[verbal falcon]

Next time spawn in a house

[tender tulip]

old photo

[cobalt heath]

2 Elegy Retro Customs?

[tender tulip]

yup

[tender tulip]

yuppers

might not be a decade old but about three years ago

[verbal falcon]

Just one touch and you are done

[mild bay]

Pain

Nice delivery bike anyway

[next belfry]

@brittle osprey i got a new gta graphics computer upgrade michael

[paper onyx]

Normal gta

[whole cape]

Damn

[lethal birch]

At least you didn’t get killed by a jet in a millisecond like I did when I first spawned in the session 💀

[frail orbit]

Combo meal of shrapnel burger, explosive fries and a healthy drink of raw lead 🥰

[gleaming spear]

[frail orbit]

"I make my own inedible food"

[worn wren]

Dayum

[tired vortex]

Online?

[stuck yacht]

Yup

[tired vortex]

Ooooo I am snitchinnnnn lol

[whole cape]

Real gtao

[mild bay]

Oh this must be rare

[stuck prism]

how do i post photos i cant find the option

[gleaming spear]

You owned that fraud

[frail orbit]

As im writing this im in a buzzard again 🤣

[frail orbit]

Indeed

[gilded idol]

Well this was unexpected

[arctic agate]

That rear wheel 💀

[gilded idol]

It's an arena vehicle

I kinda like it

[flat latch]

rude

[brittle osprey]

@next belfry @clever urchin @hazy wren What do you guys think of this?

[flat latch]

moon looks like deathstar

[brittle osprey]

Look closer

You can almost see the man on the moon

[hazy wren]

Thats beautiful, I also observe 2 jets near the moon or maybe im blind

[brittle osprey]

Im just testing out editing the color's of the sky in online right now, Im trying to make something good

[hazy wren]

Ah, nice. I thought 2 jets existed there lol

[clever urchin]

Pretty cool :D

[brittle osprey]

heres what it could look like from mount chiliad

[versed frost]

taking some pictures for this event hosting server im making

this shot is so fire for no reason

[next belfry]

woah i didnt know gta had stars

[warped pecan]

Hey all

[mint thorn]

i hope he's ok

[tawdry trout]

Nah he is fine
He only got killed by the chopper exploding 👍

[gleaming spear]

Poor guy 😭

[frail orbit]

He was already dead
Are we checking his wandering soul?

[brittle osprey]

Takes double tapping to an all new level 💀

[mint thorn]

I'm sure that's a surface wound

[brittle osprey]

@next belfry @clever urchin @hazy wren What do you think of the colors :s

[next belfry]

woah that's like that one flag

[brittle osprey]

what flag?

It reminds me of cotton candy honestly

[frail orbit]

Not service related

[brittle osprey]

weary of the skys above the city of dreams @next belfry

[next belfry]

woah i luv porple

[hazy wren]

Really cool, I love them

[clever urchin]

Its so pretty :D

[mild bay]

Beautiful

[brittle osprey]

I love messing with the sky 🤤

[grizzled gazelle]

Cool

[lethal birch]

Just got jumpscared by this bullshit

[brittle osprey]

Bann~ heres 100k good sir

[lethal birch]

fr xD

[grizzled gazelle]

Absolute fear

[brittle osprey]

What a lobby. (all either mk2s, 1 mk1, and 2 raijus)

nvm, 3 raijus, ones flyinig up north to where the rest are

silly names 🥴

[verbal falcon]

I've seen worse

Nsfw ceo names

[brittle osprey]

I have worse rn, and my ceo name is just blastfamy

[celest wigeon]

dabbel kil

[untold oar]

why is the video like 360p

[celest wigeon]

bc discord scaled it down heavily

[elfin arrow]

it's not like 360p, it is 360p

[elfin arrow]

anyway always interesting to look at gta online from a noob perspective

[celest wigeon]

lmao

[cyan crag]

Make a special cargo sale challenge

[cyan crag]

In private lobby right?

[brittle osprey]

Nope, all public

I don't really play private lobbies except after a new update so I can doodle around with my menu while everyine is wiggling their thumbs

[cyan crag]

Lame

[brittle osprey]

Idc what others think, not their business to talk really.

[cyan crag]

It is their business when you mess with their experience

[brittle osprey]

it was 1 dude who was helping me, In an exported public session for your info

bro was just trying to rate some clouds smh

[brittle osprey]

🎉 Infested by cop cars 🎉

[lethal birch]

FR the only police car i see fye is the gauntlet iterceptor

[brittle osprey]

theres like 2 more cop cars below that smh

(undercover and normal)

[lethal birch]

yea i saw but i wont buy any of them

[brittle osprey]

Make the white part cream and make it highway patrol 🎉

oh you already got highway

now just make it cream and your set

[celest wigeon]

atm its all white with the vintage lspd livery

[verbal falcon]

I have my interceptor as cream colour

With brown secondary

[brittle osprey]

Unironically Im loving this

This is the heist media channel. Not for heisting

!lfg

[tardy stone]

@stone eagle, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino Heist: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @brittle osprey

[flint forge]

yo anyone ps5 version of gta tryna do dax mission

[brittle osprey]

!lfg

[tardy stone]

@flint forge, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino Heist: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @brittle osprey

[flint forge]

!lfg

[mild bay]

Oh you have two of them?

Both are nice the first one is better lol

[unreal yew]

No just a updated picture

[mild bay]

Oh i see

[unreal yew]

I need to save another one

Picture

[grim storm]

still looks eurgh

[lethal birch]

Bro this is beautiful I love it

[brittle osprey]

any color suggestions?

[unreal yew]

Ik

[brittle osprey]

The GTA skybox is in 4 sections, the East color pallets, west color pallets, top west dome, and top south dome

[lethal birch]

Non do your thing it's beautiful broski

[brittle osprey]

I can't pick colors for shit honestly

purple pink and blue are all I got in me

[lethal birch]

The purple is fire I wanted to say blue or pink but I stopped myself

Maybe red n a Cypherin place of the 350

[grim storm]

how are you changing the sky colour btw

[brittle osprey]

Lets just say, I have very powerful items (menu) (or cheats if your more of a simple kind hearted person)

[brittle osprey]

Its kinda just the car I was using in the moment, also seen in one of my other screenshots barely, been drifting around corners with it

[grim storm]

I thought it was Ps in which case you could vaporwave the sky and use a torero or torero xo (or any other 80s car you fancy tbf)

[brittle osprey]

I could theoretically do it on xbox1, but not ps since I haven't jailbroken properly any of those consoles yet, but Im sticking more to pc honestly, also, Im a big fan of classic cars so I might try it

I got an entire garage of classics actually

these names Im running into more today, strange

[cyan crag]

Relatable

[brittle osprey]

What~

[cyan crag]

[brittle osprey]

(not the car, but sky :o)

[lethal birch]

Should I take a break (been playing 3 days straight and spamming cayo

[keen garden]

funniest exchange ive witnessed yet

[keen garden]

i dont think you could even spend that much in 3 days

[brittle osprey]

Woulda been funnier if he said, "Makes sense"

[lethal birch]

I maxed everything out and got a yacht, and all the money making facilities possible.

[eager gate]

What if instead of gta media y’all sent me your maze bank information so I could buy a new ifruit

Or maybe a new EXsorbeo 720

[gilded idol]

It's easy

[brittle osprey]

actually yea, way easier than you'd imagine, If I made a new character I could probably get a 1b out easy

[rustic bone]

Won by 0.001 seconds

[lethal birch]

Damn bro

[brittle osprey]

bro was neck and neck, quite literally and won by a hair (literally)

[brittle osprey]

I'd call it after losing to someone doing that kinda shortcut 😭

that replay is gunna go wild

[rustic bone]

I know all the shortcuts

[brittle osprey]

Im only good a drifting sadly, I have no speed in my style

[rustic bone]

The most fun is the one on spinner

Or pier race where you can go full speed and skip the last loop cause the gap is smaller enough to not be effected

[brittle osprey]

Shocker (showing people what it is)

[cobalt heath]

Can't get any closer than that.

[brittle osprey]

0.0001:

[rustic bone]

The RP is insane too

You could probably get from level 1 to 100 within a few races

[cobalt heath]

Bruh

[brittle osprey]

"I know a shortcut"

[cobalt heath]

Apparently not his first time but holy shit

We could have gotten elite. He was so clueless in the compound too.

[brittle osprey]

does he not realizie you can just, swim off island and not need the sub?

[cobalt heath]

IDK. Some people can just be dense.

Oh shit we still got Elite.

[brittle osprey]

Im gunna find a video. You may use it alot, because I 100% will be using it here alot

[brittle osprey]

bro knew a way 💀

[cobalt heath]

Could have finished like a minute or two sooner tho.

[brittle osprey]

In the end, we can't complain with results, if it meets quota its all good

[cobalt heath]

I'm surprised we made Elite. He was so clueless when I told him to grab a gold from storage and meet me in basement.

[brittle osprey]

Oh yea, the video I was gunna put as well, its very remarkable for gta players.

[cobalt heath]

I had to come to him while clearing more guards than needed.

[cobalt heath]

Lol

[true geyser]

The amount of times i get stuck in stupid shit like this #bringbacktheatomizet

[untold oar]

you know there's something called the up n atomizer that's very very very good to get unstuck in the gun van gun van

[forest current]

Finally an rtx build to play gta and rdr, life just got better..

[timid atlas]

can someone explain this?

[brittle osprey]

What are we lookin at here, the tire track?

or the primary that looks like its hidden

If you died while carrying the objective, it drops im pretty sure

it makes it so one person can't run away while the other stays behind with objective and dies off

[shadow scroll]

house.. my beloved

[brittle osprey]

Its, funny for most gta people

[shadow scroll]

yes

[timid atlas]

no one died, we simply came out of the compound and I found a green marker on the map. I've never came across a dropped primary.

[brittle osprey]

That is strange, the game seems to break more and more every day, I wonder what company is running gta 😏

[timid atlas]

what funny is, fencing fee was 0$ 😄. Pavel still got paid.

[brittle osprey]

Found a chill pvp'er, and learned a ton, not info Ill use but quite interesting kd warriors evolved

[cyan crag]

-heavy sniper
-skill
Lmao

Its just walking left and right spamming the trigger and hoping youll be the lucky one before the opponent will

[cobalt heath]

I remember the old days of gaming when people tracking KD were called KD whores xD

[obsidian sparrow]

gta ran fine on my 1050ti
rdr2 i didnt own at the time but i dont think it would run great

[brittle osprey]

Rehehehehe 😈

[cobalt heath]

WTF?

[brittle osprey]

(Its off radar for 1 min btw, but Im looping it)

Just a little silly

I still refuse to kill people, Im better than that

[mint thorn]

Never back down, Never what 🗣️

[upper python]

Holy yap session

Sniper duels dont need skill at all

You just go into first person and spam left right

[elfin arrow]

so why is it that if you went against a good sniper you'd get destroyed 50 to 0

[brittle osprey]

Oh, I see.. wait until 12pm

thats when hes unbanned, look at the date

hes up too early to see his unban

[wary wave]

I got hacked and the hacker put money outfits ect on my account

[brittle osprey]

It does not matter what he did if the 30 days is up really

[brittle osprey]

how much money?

[wary wave]

Oh you mean 12 pm American time

[wary wave]

400 million

[brittle osprey]

roughly, its like 6 hours or so

[brittle osprey]

I put on around 1.2b onto one of my alts a week ago, weird

[wary wave]

3

[brittle osprey]

he probably used an unsafe method

[wary wave]

Eh 3 hours i Can wait

[grim storm]

what did you do

are you the hackerman

[brittle osprey]

roughly 3 - 6 hours, you'll be good

[brittle osprey]

He let someone put money and stuff on it, the usual

[grim storm]

lol

[brittle osprey]

he probably used an unsafe method

Why he got banned originally

[wary wave]

1. I noticed i got money the next morning that i vvoke up (my w is broken so vv is a w) the evening i had 5 million
   2 i dont use mods

[brittle osprey]

idk, just stay safe because you don't get another chance

[wary wave]

idk vvhat to play

can someone pick for me

[celest wigeon]

other games you have installed?

[wary wave]

gta iv gta san andreas fc 24 cod black ops cod black ops 2

[celest wigeon]

play these then

[wary wave]

yeah but idk which

@celest wigeon pick for me tbh

[celest wigeon]

the one you like most is suposse

[edgy pier]

• Spend damn near 4 million on a cop car
• Doesn't fuckin work

[untold oar]

nuh uh obviously you need the NPC police car

[edgy pier]

[wary wave]

I like all

[mint thorn]

yoo if i jump from a pyro can the person in the 2nd seat take control

Right or left D pad, forgot

[dusky timber]

npc police car or the unmarked cruiser

[edgy pier]

Rockstar pls fix

(They won't)

[untold oar]

yep

[untold oar]

yes

[wary wave]

i alr waited

[brittle osprey]

I said wait another 3 hours.... At 12pm PST

Your running off EST Time because you didn't wanna listen @wary wave

[wary wave]

Ohh

[hardy epoch]

finally

[mystic pendant]

Do bans not stay in effect for 30 days exactly from the time they sent you the ban email? If so check what time you received that and you'll know what time to try logging in

[cobalt heath]

Saw this on reddit, yeah.

[cobalt heath]

Holy shit! Nice.

[wary wave]

how was the clifford jaggurnauts thingy

[hardy epoch]

Crushed them with minigun

[hardy epoch]

Thanks

[wary wave]

fire

[lofty scarab]

Yo Justin Timberlake of Japan said “fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!”

[tender coral]

Yoooooo! Its oreo!!!

[dusky timber]

[dreamy fable]

Yo, what outfit are you guys rocking? Post some pics 😺 need ideas

[dreamy fable]

Bro. That's expecting abit much 🤭

This is R*

[edgy pier]

I want to answer this but I'm in bed and my laptop is too far

[dreamy fable]

When you're on next, send it👍

[dusky timber]

it's not much, but it's honest work

[dreamy fable]

I've been rocking a 'sheriffs' outfit for abit. But, only because I've been into the cop cars

[dreamy fable]

Looks nice and casual 👌

Are those the illuminated shoes?

[finite latch]

Yes

[dusky timber]

yes

[dreamy fable]

I keep meaning to get some

Wtf? 🤣

[verbal shore]

how

[mystic pendant]

Imagine being killed by me lol

[dreamy fable]

Tattoo outfit

Skill issue

[mystic pendant]

I got a couple

[verbal shore]

that’s like the main 4 I rotate between

[dreamy fable]

Interesting outfit,

[verbal shore]

nvm I can’t send 4 pics

[dreamy fable]

🤔

[mystic pendant]

That's actually my normal outfit lol

[dreamy fable]

I think you have opt for the bigger safe in the upgrades tab

Are you sure it's pics of the bail office and not salvage yard?

[dreamy fable]

Oh is that the Greenwood cop car? Any good?

[mystic pendant]

It's not bad but tbh it's nothing special

[dreamy fable]

I prefer the impaler lx and stanier style

[mystic pendant]

Gauntlet is still the fastest I think

[dreamy fable]

Yeah

[mystic pendant]

If not it definitely feels it lol

[next belfry]

i am bird

[mystic pendant]

Damn

[stuck yacht]

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/leonida_syndicate/wall

[tender coral]

How?

[next belfry]

bird

[frail orbit]

Its double if you have gta+

[thick igloo]

Poor brad...

[lethal birch]

Bro ain't no way he said that

[cyan crag]

Both are covered in oil, whos winning the twerk-off

[lethal birch]

Bro 😭😭😭

Def Brad tho, he's got good knees

[compact pagoda]

How do you know that

[thick igloo]

Never saw that guy in right

Idk if its mod gta 5

[compact pagoda]

He's in singleplayer

[thick igloo]

When does that show?

After beating last heist?

Or

[thick nimbus]

i made a bunch of npc's fight each other

[whole cape]

World class instigating

[frail orbit]

War? War!

[cyan crag]

You can find his corpse in the mineshaft in singleplayer, he was a cartoon maker and was murdered along his secretary because something something i dont remember, you could find some notes around the map related to the story i think, his secretary can also be found underwater in concrete shoes and wrapped up in duct tape

But his body isnt in online and the mineshaft is empty

[edgy pier]

Bit late but here's my Agency/CEO missions outfit

[untold oar]

I like it

[edgy pier]

Tysm 🙏

[thick igloo]

thats hard to find

[cyan crag]

Oh i used such similiar outfit

Just green

There are white outfits too, theyre from casino heist

Would look identycal to yours just with belt and bulletproof vest

[edgy pier]

How'd you get those badges?

[cyan crag]

Its grouppe sechs outfit

They have those patches

[edgy pier]

Darn, I have yet to do the casino heist

[cyan crag]

Theres also version with white shirt and also with long sleeves

[cyan crag]

Yeah you get those after completing the big con approach with grouppe sechs entrance

[edgy pier]

I see, I see

Eventually, then

[cyan crag]

To unlock it you need to take a pic of the gate in the tunnel under the horse track

[edgy pier]

I'll eventually do the casino heist, maybe

[cyan crag]

Its pretty fun

But prep missions are a pain in the ass

[tender perch]

Missions are actually fun, 3 a week aint enough

@haughty garden see? Still workin

[haughty garden]

my friend tried to sell it

0 dollar sell

let me send u ss

[tender perch]

Still payin me 389k lol

[tender perch]

Dang, probably a pc thing

[haughty garden]

yea maybe

[drifting yoke]

What business is this?

[haughty garden]

salvage yard

[drifting yoke]

Ah thansk

[rapid totem]

Did it fix? Or did you not try and fix it

[pale dirge]

lesssgoooo

[haughty garden]

they fixed it

[pale dirge]

trying to exit from the car modding state in the autoshop with the insurgent is pretty funny

it gets stuck on the pillar and ai has to back up

[frail orbit]

My stats on January 11 2021

[gilded idol]

What're they rn?

[brittle osprey]

I was gunna get it.... but I also don't want to... (chrome)

[brittle osprey]

This kinda goes hard honestly, I like the gruppe sechs gear but finding a good vehicle is the struggle

[tender perch]

The briosso 300 lmao

[forest current]

Almost got our first elite+ double vault. Only if the cops bug didnt occur!

[dreamy fable]

Sweet!

[midnight plinth]

Finally

[tender perch]

Im barely 64 🥲

[forest current]

Any way to get this outfit?

[velvet quarry]

W visuals? (no shadows, 1/2 scaling, 600p, all minimal settings)

[velvet quarry]

i rmr there used to be a glitch to get it but idk, look it up sir

[dreamy fable]

Salvage yard duggan robbery, call in your terrorbyte and save the outfit. I've yet to try it.its on my todo list

[forest current]

Thankss

[brittle osprey]

gta6 ahh sky

( @next belfry @clever urchin @hazy wren )

[next belfry]

porpole

[hazy wren]

😍

@dreamy fable Thats my outfit I forgot to send it today sorry lmao

[elfin arrow]

holy 2014

[clever urchin]

:D

[dreamy fable]

💪👍

[tender coral]

Me on the opposite that got 14:59

Knew someone that got 15 on the dot

[cyan crag]

Through gangbanger robbery
You can also get full outfit with helmet through custom jobs

But you should search fir youtube tutorials cuz you need some glitches to save it

Just playing the mission doesnt unlock it

[gilded idol]

I'm 234🤘

[brittle osprey]

Pulled out of casino parking lot, saw this (its lovely)

[elfin arrow]

man you have so many cars stolen

i have almost 10 times more RP than you but less than 500 cars stolen

[cyan crag]

Romania simulator

[finite latch]

I once had 0 deaths from fires for a long time

But lost it all

[brittle osprey]

@next belfry @clever urchin @hazy wren :o

[hazy wren]

Damn, purple 🤠

[hazy wren]

As a romanian, I can relate

[next belfry]

whst car is that

such shiney

[clever urchin]

Cool :)

[brittle osprey]

Zr350 (stock)

How come yall collectively reply at the same time 😭

[hazy wren]

Fr

[brittle osprey]

every single time

[next belfry]

blue is actually my alt

[hazy wren]

no

[brittle osprey]

ah damn, I knew it

[hazy wren]

Actually im his alt

[unique holly]

zamn just spawned with that

[brittle osprey]

Kinky.

God damn it (My skill is unattainable)

@next belfry I ned help

[next belfry]

i am here how help

[brittle osprey]

How get gud

[next belfry]

personally i like die over and over again until i get it right

[cobalt heath]

RIP.

[lofty scarab]

Everywhere I go I see this car

RX-7 best drift build tho 😮‍💨

[brittle osprey]

I have mine on stock excluding the level 2 engine, just like in intial D, tried to get the parts as close as I could, and the pain is for fun and jokes really

@next belfry We agree it was the bikers fault right?

[frail orbit]

Circa LTS

[unreal yew]

Rockstar must think people got money like that

[obsidian sparrow]

jesus fucking christ

[brittle osprey]

Yo yusuf, you shoulda been able to buy better computer, I did like 3 orders today

[velvet quarry]

i spend it all on women

[mild bay]

My Glendale and her sasquatch... With @verbal falcon (the person behind)

Its a bad pic i know

Series xs version got interesting as i have no one on ps lol

[verbal falcon]

An NPC with a regular kuruma?

[velvet quarry]

1 buck to whoever can read whats on this

[velvet quarry]

lol

[verbal falcon]

Somewhere in the streets of ls series xs with @mild bay

Her APC reminds me of an old vid APC vs someone's ship

[obsidian sparrow]

npc from someone's mission

[verbal falcon]

That's interesting i saw them while returning from paleto bay

[mild bay]

Is that the pipistrello you are driving?

[verbal falcon]

From gta plus yes

Suggested if u do not have the amror plating virtue with the agency

[whole cape]

[grim storm]

isn't the pipi quite underwhelming?

[compact pagoda]

Yes

Not sure what pipi you mean

[grim storm]

what pipi could i mean

[opaque tartan]

It's actually average size

[grim storm]

lmao

[tiny depot]

Always be careful with missiles launching. Had a few times back then that i hit myself with my own missile lol.

[gleaming spear]

That's true.
There were a few times where my missiles also exploded near my jet and they disabled it in the middle of a dogfight

[tiny depot]

Yeah, this is why i always only launch one missile at a time to make sure they stay in the dogfight, but also less chance my own missile comes back to bite me lol

[ornate holly]

It’s been like 4 years

[unreal yew]

Nice

[unreal yew]

Df?

What does that mean

Oh

[haughty garden]

there some hack in server

[dusky timber]

should've seen it coming with a burning gas tank...

[hardy epoch]

Ulp mission should've payout of 500k or more. Even cluckin bell is far easier than ulp missions.

[cobalt heath]

The timing was just perfect. And hindsight is 20/20

[lethal birch]

lol nice i need to try that i only did it from above before

[unreal yew]

My beautiful virtue

[elfin arrow]

beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but if the wheels are what i think they are, i'm going to disagree

[untold oar]

The Sentinel classic wide body tho is very good

Inbefore I get ratioed

[unreal yew]

Lmao

[spring yew]

I saw it comin a mile away and got the watch out out but just too late hahaha

[spring yew]

Yeah the payout even after being buffed is ass

[frail orbit]

Saint laiju round his neck
He never gets respect

He is madly in anger with his Failure-35

[frail orbit]

Lyrics aside he cooked himself
Crashed into a house

[gleaming spear]

Failure-35

Nice one

[frail orbit]

"Every aircraft needs its own single letter meaning"
-Narrator from Krusty krab training video

[gleaming spear]

The average Laiju griefer

[frail orbit]

"Pull up, pull up! Pull up you dumb ass!"
"I can't she's in the wa-"

Meanwhile on the ground
"DIOS MIO"

https://youtu.be/NvuSoWcuMH0?si=Rv4O7k8roRDCDM0u

[tender tulip]

what a few

[frail orbit]

Stare at it closely 👀

[tender tulip]

ah we dont talk about that part

just look at the water pretty 😂

[frail orbit]

Its imperative that we DO talk about that part

[tender tulip]

no no what part theres nothin wrong

.-.

[frail orbit]

The water
Its gotta go

[frail orbit]

Failed-160 and Pisspoor-996

Put their rear engines close and let them kiss 😊

[gleaming spear]

💀

[frail orbit]

"Maybe you focused on buying a aircraft that makes you a fool of yourself, you wouldn't have caved in some poor fucks house!"
"Same old Scannable Barcode! Busta, straight busta!"

[frail orbit]

If it was called the f 180 it would've made such a funny name

[gleaming spear]

The unexpected Lazer disrespect.
But I am all for it

[frail orbit]

Indeed

[dusty sorrel]

Few???

[frail orbit]

I probably have more savage and diabolical names to call them

But those are fitting enough 🍵

[brittle osprey]

Since when did they add realistic vision to the game (Im going blind) (I found a bug with websites and buying stuff)

[tender tulip]

view DAMMIT

i miss spelled it

[brittle osprey]

You like visuals?

[frail orbit]

I would much rather disrespect these jets than glaze them like those barcodes and XxYippeexX brodies do

[brittle osprey]

Yipee? yipee!

I approve of all yipeeis

[frail orbit]

Yippee! Its september, 2014

Flight school update is out life is goo- ah shit my game froze restart 🥱

[brittle osprey]

I use yipee in todays world, nothing changed

[frail orbit]

I use yippee ki yay mf

[tender tulip]

i guess so :/

[sterile merlin]

It's night, time to wake up the city

[tender tulip]

normal day of gta online

[ivory goblet]

Contact epic and start trying old emails. I take cash

[reef root]

This hurts my eyes

[brittle osprey]

How I did the bug, Depositied all my money into my bank from wallet, and closed the website right after, like 1 swift movement, and I got that (Don't mind the rainbow car)

[reef root]

i rather not recreate it. it actually hurt my eyes lol

[sterile merlin]

Normal day in LS

[sterile merlin]

Very bad he deleted it I was about to help him. Well nvm.

[grim storm]

if only i had my cockroach emoji

that's exactly what your ZR looks like

it even has the louvres like the cockroach shell

[dusty sorrel]

This is a new glitch, it happened to me a couple of times after being kicked out of a job, it’s as blurry as it is when you are trying to start up a mission or job

[brittle osprey]

Its after Dlc when this bug started

[dusty sorrel]

ye, also did you pick up the star from Mario Kart? lmao

[celest spade]

Jets are goated tho

[cyan crag]

Nah

Theyre useless since they gave us railguns and nerfed cannons

[brittle osprey]

what are you doing if they get sniped in a drive by? (Wrong answers only)

[chrome patrol]

I’d throw my ps4 out

[brittle osprey]

yea, I think I'd call it too, maybe get off or something, then get back on like 2 mins later

[chrome patrol]

Or if I’m really mad I’d just orb the guy to ease the pain I got

And start terrorizing the session

[astral rock]

Nothing

[brittle osprey]

tragic 😢

[cedar rain]

Do I do this

[sturdy quartz]

what am i looking at

[reef root]

are you trying to sell? or steal?

[cedar rain]

I’m trying to make money

Steal

[reef root]

you have to buy them(Stealing), and then go to the warehouse and you can sell for more

[arctic agate]

Better do cluckin bell

[cedar rain]

I don’t feel like it I’m just trying to learn different ways

Should I do acid lab and bunker

[reef root]

acid lab is worth. bunker is kinda mid. also this stealing product and reselling it is pretty much every business in the game

[cedar rain]

Soo

Best ways for make money ?

[reef root]

doing heists and running the acid lab

[whole cape]

when ur so fast that u hit the upper level

[lethal birch]

my friend's art

[thin python]

Cayo

[brittle osprey]

I think this looks really good, I think i'd be funny if there was an alien reference ontop of the mountain maybe, or a UFO in the dogfight, but I like it

What a peaceful lobb~

[dusky timber]

lobbs done put an npc valkyrie in this peaceful session

[brittle osprey]

Wait... There was an NPC driving near my clubhouse shortly after I took that screen shot, Im starting to be convinced you might have planned this whole lobby

[lethal birch]

maybe, and glad you like it

this one too

[brittle osprey]

I love how he keep drawing the starling basically full verticle 😭

[lethal birch]

haha yeah because starling always gets behind you

[frail orbit]

Jetstreams are goated

[dusky timber]

vodki

[bronze tiger]

Complaining that gta6 is broken

[brittle osprey]

Its already broken, so thats not a wrong answer sadly

[bronze tiger]

[dusty sorrel]

Anyone here do gta style art?

[verbal falcon]

Huh

If u mean art?

[gleaming spear]

This is like your best take ever

[tawdry trout]

Are his opinions really that bad?

[frail orbit]

Are my opinions really that true?

[frail orbit]

Ty ❤

One of your statuses one time really rammed the point

[gleaming spear]

Bad is subjective.
But well most of his other takes are bad to me but maybe you will like his other takes, who knows?

[frail orbit]

Indeed subjective
And I'm no stranger to bad takes either as I look back on the takes I previously made in the past

[brittle osprey]

Damn you got that pre-released content huh? I love the cars if you look on the right side

[left raft]

Dewbauchee

[brittle osprey]

10/10 would

[frail orbit]

Unreleased car i assume? Or pre existing?

[elfin arrow]

that's a real car

[winter fern]

I want it

[elfin arrow]

well the champion is pretty close

just not a very good car to drive

[graceful oriole]

i was bout to say that doesnt like gta graphics lmao

[frail orbit]

Pay 7.5 million
Or complete 100 dispatch works to get the trade price of 5 million 😊

[winter fern]

Looks like the jubilee

[winter fern]

Is it in gta?

[brittle osprey]

@winter fern @hazy wren

[winter fern]

My ps plus expired so i have no clue

[winter fern]

0 job points

[hazy wren]

Damn bro is level 60328 crazy

[brittle osprey]

stfu, Im trying

I just did casino 😭

[winter fern]

How much money u got

[lethal birch]

Salvage yard update too good

[frail orbit]

I've seen one with level 100000

[brittle osprey]

yea I can go higher than that

Idk if there is even a limit to how high I can go

I can even go below 0 if I wanted

ughh

[hazy wren]

Bro can buy bill gates

[north orbit]

I’m dead 🤣

Modders these days

[brittle osprey]

can I?

[robust mauve]

Mf wha

[jade lynx]

Holy shi

[hazy wren]

Yes

[brittle osprey]

How do I spend it 😞 (I can't)

[robust mauve]

Bro can buy rockstar

[jade lynx]

Bro can buy my country

[brittle osprey]

Im actually applying for a job as a senior network engineer at rockstar, only cause it pays a bit well

[robust mauve]

Rockstar Ny?

[frail orbit]

The world economy is gone! What have you done?!

[brittle osprey]

Yup, It would be a cross-country flight and I'd be stationed there

[hazy wren]

Apply for ceo instead

[brittle osprey]

Nono I donate to poor

[frail orbit]

Now everyone is rich 😭

[north orbit]

“What’s your experience”

“Well, I modded the fck outta your game lol”

[brittle osprey]

I heard they do dev play alongs... Im toast if they look at my screen

[north orbit]

“How do you have so much money”

[brittle osprey]

So, how long yall think I can keep my job when I get it

[north orbit]

“Ahh, robbing stores!”

[robust mauve]

Send em my regards 💀

[compact pagoda]

Gifts open

[umbral wren]

Bro is el Rubios Grandson

[rustic bone]

Laggest session?

@sterile glen

[sterile glen]

You caught up so fast

[rustic bone]

I know all the shortcuts

[sterile glen]

I need to learn them honestly

[rustic bone]

I’d say that shortcut is a good one

Its not risky at all if you have enough speed

[idle galleon]

sovereign popping out in dispatch work (officer monitored)

[lethal birch]

Ay yo what's this 661MB update? What did they fixed?

[tawdry trout]

Probably another clothing glitch

[lethal birch]

661 MB update for a clothing glitch patch 💀

[cyan crag]

Few bugs

Nothing much

[tawdry trout]

They need to patch every little fun you can have away

[whole cape]

the vibes

[lethal birch]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7wO65-uC7h/?igsh=eDl5MnB1NHdkNTIz

Instagram

[iron fiber]

john wick chilling on da bike

[sterile merlin]

After a successful hesit of the day, huuuhhhhh LS such a good place

Also me after sometime oh yea yea destroy destroy

[hardy epoch]

holy shit. is this edited? can't believe it. post a video.

[whole cape]

Indeed

[compact pagoda]

CMM?

[compact pagoda]

Buy me the 2 cop cars

[lethal birch]

Average Gta heist team: 💀

[edgy pier]

It's nice to just do relatively peaceful stuff like towtruck missions while listening to rebel radio

[cyan crag]

Its just pc moment

Cheaters in every session

[edgy pier]

That's just rockstar not giving a shit about pc

They never really liked PC anyway

[lethal birch]

Wat u destroying first

[thick igloo]

That red car behind bike

[dusky timber]

nice one bro gg congrats on the cmm completion

[sterile merlin]

Thnx

[dapper pine]

Got the castigator early

[dusty sorrel]

You modded it in?

[dapper pine]

No I'm on playstation

My friend got it from the tier 4 bottom dollar challenge

And I bought it off him in the lscm

[untold oar]

bit late I'd say

[dapper pine]

Earlier than most

[untold oar]

The challenge finished in July 3rd

so you're 2 weeks late

but you're right

[dapper pine]

What

There was a deadline?

[untold oar]

no not a deadline but that was the minimum you could get it in

[opaque tartan]

You said you got it early

[untold oar]

since the last most wanted was on July 3rd

[dapper pine]

Right

[opaque tartan]

@untold oar How much is the Castigator, willing to buy it from you if you have it

[untold oar]

idk

[dapper pine]

I paid 1.9mil

[untold oar]

It sucks tho it was extremely disappointing

[dapper pine]

Its decent but nothing special

[opaque tartan]

Better than overpriced cop vehicles

[dusty sorrel]

Oh, gta + things

[dapper pine]

No, read the other messages

[dusty sorrel]

Idk what tier 4 is, I was assuming it’s a gta plus because PC doesn’t have that

[dapper pine]

Oh wait yeah pc don't have career progress challenges

[lethal birch]

Every gta has carrer progress challenges just that on Ps5 we have a tab n it's more clearer but if you go to stats awards u will see all ur carrer challenges 😉

[dapper pine]

Thats a separate thing

[lethal birch]

Nop

It's the same thing

[dapper pine]

Hmm

[lethal birch]

They just added carrer tab n put the challenges in tiers to make ps 5 n the xbox series seem fancier

Go n check

[dapper pine]

No those challenges were a completely new addition

Career progression challenges and awards are two different things

[lethal birch]

Wats different

Every Cayo,Casino,Doomsday progress challenge is in Awards also

[dapper pine]

🤦‍♂️

They're separate challenges

[lethal birch]

Alright 👍 I also have ps5 bro but aight

[dapper pine]

Then maybe don't speak so confidently about what pc players do and don't have 😉

[lethal birch]

It's not abt PC players coz PC n ps 4 are practically the same n I know wat I'm saying so shush

[celest spade]

[dapper pine]

I mean no, you clearly didn't know what you were talking about. But it's whatever

[lethal birch]

You not justified your facts I said tell me wats different u just divert anyways u have no base so I won't argue

It's a waste of my time

[celest spade]

@lethal birch@dapper pine Either cut this, or move to DMs.

[dapper pine]

The challenges and rewards are entirely different, like I said. It not really any deeper than that. Fair enough though I don't want to argue

[lethal birch]

Ok I stopped I dont why he's still yapping

[dapper pine]

It's really nothing that serious. It's incredibly tame

But okay

[celest spade]

This is media channel. On top of it, we don't let people argue in any channel.

[dapper pine]

There wasn't an argument but fair point yeah this is a media channel

[untold oar]

To end it off @lethal birch they're not the same since career progress gives you exclusive rewards that don't exist on PC and has more and or more challenges then the provided awards and also usually needs awards for completion and also includes exclusive outfits that aren't on last gen

[lethal birch]

I was just talking about the challenges but imma drop it

[dapper pine]

Reasonable reaction

[frail orbit]

Some sort of yapfest

[sterile merlin]

Drift night

[tame nebula]

Hi

I need help

Cayo peri hiest

[frail orbit]

#pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg

[tame nebula]

Some problem to Cayo -perico

[keen gale]

Ladies car just ignited her randomly

[versed frost]

Does this make me an editor now or

[whole cape]

[verbal shore]

uhh

[lofty scarab]

Don’t show this to the Cryhards they’ll figure out how to dupe

[left raft]

Bruh how tf i only saw 8000 at most

[brittle osprey]

8000 what 💀 (I have 8000 dollars trust)

[left raft]

Level

Rank

[brittle osprey]

Oh level 60k is what I am

I bribed rockstar

[proper canyon]

Wanna give me sum

I could use it

[brittle osprey]

400 dollars give or take

I only got 8000 dollars trust

[proper canyon]

Got you 😉

[rich pasture]

Does anyone know if the cayo perico mission is still bugged out or not?

[brittle osprey]

It has alot of bugs

[cobalt heath]

Forgot how clean the Dubsta is even with my horrible taste in colors xD

[compact pagoda]

My Ratel has a similar build but it looks rank

I used to like it

[long bronze]

what kia warns people about in recalls:

[keen gale]

She should've gotten that recall taken care of

[next belfry]

fun little shot

[neat cairn]

[cobalt heath]

I keep making this poor Surano into a compact. It naturally veers to the right given all the compression.

[next belfry]

:( i didnt get to do anything

[lethal birch]

What happened

Who killed the green guy

[next belfry]

the green guy did

[lethal birch]

Ohh ok

[frail token]

https://youtu.be/S6bZFDFaSQg?si=xJaUS1vemiV0r1pM

Rate my garage

[untold mountain]

How the fuck did u do this

[brittle osprey]

[keen gale]

Patiently waiting and hoping for the server golf tourney

[gleaming spear]

7 out of 10

[lethal birch]

Pretty mid cool 😎 u keep it simple solid 8 the colours ain't too bright or too boring but it's not very Wow

[lethal birch]

Some names 😢

[opaque tartan]

Rookie numbers

[frail token]

@lethal birch @gleaming spear thanks for the rate

[tawdry trout]

1. Work on ur camera controls
2. The most average raiju user I have ever seen

[next belfry]

how camera bettet

[tawdry trout]

So you have him in your vision as you dogfight

To make better judgement on where you can cornercut him etc

[next belfry]

do u use starling

[next belfry]

how do that

[tawdry trout]

I recommend starting the pilot race(that has ur plane of choise) with cops turned on and circle the cop chopper
While holding the thumbs tick(to look back) and follow the cam him

[next belfry]

ok thank

[tawdry trout]

You can do it in freemode as well, but in a race you can respawn

[still hearth]

A normal day in office xD

[cobalt heath]

Modder?

[dusty sorrel]

[dusty sorrel]

What did you buy from Amazon sir?

[still hearth]

no I just opened the save and then this crate thing spawned ... in a invite only lobby

[cobalt heath]

Spaghetti code at its finest.

[edgy pier]

We out here keeping the streets of Los Santos safe

No need to thank me, citizen 👮‍♂️

[compact pagoda]

Thanks

[tawdry trout]

Are these outfits blacklisted or not

I heard you can't wear them anymore

[elfin arrow]

no they aren't

[tawdry trout]

Thank god

[celest spade]

Blacklisted? They just do something so you can't save an outfit, then somebody else finds a way.

[cyan crag]

The noose outfit isnt blacklisted

Regular cop outfit is

[tawdry trout]

[gleaming spear]

Nice shot
Was he malding after this?

[carmine nebula]

Thanks xd

He put a 9k bounty on me and left

[gleaming spear]

Lmao

[tawdry trout]

Surprised he didn't put the Merryweather squad on you at least

[frail orbit]

Man casually fires advanced weaponry at the tiniest target imaginable

And succeeds

[timber violet]

nice

[frail token]

🙏

[lethal birch]

this is an example but I just got lucky lol

[lethal birch]

typical heli landing

[latent finch]

anybody know what this car is in gta?

[untold oar]

Check #gta-vehicles

[timid mulch]

Sultan RS Classic on Southern San Andreas

[latent finch]

ty

[timid mulch]

np bbg

[sterile glen]

All that cash how do you carry it?

[lethal birch]

big pockets

[frail orbit]

Black holes for pockets

[lethal birch]

[sterile merlin]

God damn all your generation don't need to play anymore.

[lethal birch]

they finna say ty grandpa

[sterile merlin]

Thnx granps

[frail orbit]

Paper heli

[tawdry trout]

I mean it does have its own gravity at a certain point xd

[brittle osprey]

@celest spade

This?

[obsidian dune]

Anyone trynna get a lit private session going

[brittle osprey]

!lfg

[tardy stone]

@obsidian dune, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino Heist: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @brittle osprey

[celest spade]

Yes sir

[brittle osprey]

I put low traction tires on it and now Im drifting 💀

[tawdry trout]

How did you do it?

[brittle osprey]

I didn't know it was anything important

[fading sable]

Vigilante missile is crazy

[tawdry trout]

Is it an unlock all feature? Or smth similar

[brittle osprey]

I haven't really done any unlocks on this account, since this is my fresh account, you can see that the money does not go across the screen in the screen shot, so I have like 2m right now

[rigid shoal]

@brittle osprey

[brittle osprey]

Welp, so it begins

[rigid shoal]

Probably filled out in full in less than one day

[brittle osprey]

Tequila, free game, lfg, money glitches are gunna go fast

And servers down too

Wtf

Anything money really

[keen gale]

This triggered the bot

[brittle osprey]

Yea I forgot

@rigid shoal ill get that minimodding out of here

Alot of people usually get on me for it

[untold oar]

"how can I make fast money" ❌ "how can I make money fast and get Panther Statue hard mode ugf b2b" ✅

[cyan crag]

Giv e miney pls im noob

[edgy pier]

I edited the savage's cannon sound for fun

[umbral moth]

I thought it would be a fart sound

[frail orbit]

Players, embodiment of dutch

[frail orbit]

Sounds like a Abysmal-10 warthog cannon

[edgy pier]

It's a mix of a c-ram and an A-10's brrt sound in the bg

[frail orbit]

I see

[gleaming spear]

Lag

[frail orbit]

Failure-160 Laiju ate another pyro bullet
Courtesy of a pyro that can evade thermal imaging irl

[lethal birch]

heatseeker

[frail orbit]

I love the American livery
Bro has cluckin bell for days inside his interior

[frail orbit]

He wants to pick to spin others

[gleaming spear]

Probably true

[frail orbit]

Joysticks are greasy
Hands are hella greasy
I wouldn't be surprised if he manages to rock a 2 liter of sprunk

Inside there

Oh and don't forget the interior is so crumby that inside his hangar someone is cleaning up his mess

[gleaming spear]

In other words, the nerd starter pack

[frail orbit]

His helmet smells like chicken
His breath...don't get me started on that one
His legs are numb
And he has probably experienced enough g's to be recruited into the air force

And I think the pfp and grammar both check out
Speaking of grammar did he have the balls to message you?

[lethal birch]

he dum

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Just like the guy above your clip

[lethal birch]

the guy trying to yeet me off really wants me to lose

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I think he throws hands irl

[lethal birch]

karma got him tho

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The laiju and the Nascar demo derby player 🤝

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Karma comes around and goes around to strike you in the d-

[gleaming spear]

No.
He got humbled and stayed away from me for the remaining time I was in that session.
He carried on to griefing others

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That lag though
Griefing others

Time for others to come kick him in the 🏀

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Air force part
He is a loose cannon, just like he was in Los Angeles

[lethal birch]

he fucking did it again

like i let him pass and all

and boom

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This guy has no chill
Then again these "fucking little monkeys" never had any to begin with

[lethal birch]

im gonna pit them all

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Villian arc

[lethal birch]

fr

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Saint Fumbler-160 round his neck
He never gets girls
He feels his basement shake

[gleaming spear]

Meh
I don't care enough to want to stop him from griefing others.
I am not a vigilante xd

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Aiden Pearce playing professionally as Elena Pearce

Raise that reputation level

Otherwise those npcs will see the TV and side with the laiju if you are menace level

[next belfry]

sea planeee

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Seabreeze > Tula tbh 🥱

[next belfry]

i dont have tula yet

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Good!

[gleaming spear]

Aiden Pearce would be disappointed if he had to deal with these small time Los Santos thugs

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Indeed

A far cry from Chicago and London

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Was it worth it?

[edgy pier]

I don't understand people who pick fights and can't back it up

He even got the whole pilot flight suit and everything but he got rolled and smoked 💀

Embarrassing