gta-media

[void marten]

Do I need to call the fire department

[grim storm]

you don't understand the mental anguish i felt over the statement i made

[void marten]

Calling the police for a wellness check rn

[grim storm]

that's not the police you call for that lol

[void marten]

Can be

[steel quest]

Don't call FBI

I highly don't recommend

[void marten]

FBI suck

[untold oar]

No no no

The FIB sucks

[dusky timber]

fem boy investigators

[keen gale]

If we can't fit in the garage, we'll park on the roof

[whole cape]

Lmao

Btw cool cruising earlier

That stinger aint easy to drive ay

[keen gale]

Yeah man that was fun.

I was trying to text my wife back during that and then my son needed a bottle

Your driving is so clean though lol. I couldn't believe how little you wrecked topping out that thing

[whole cape]

Damn u got a whole family But yea thx i drive it a a good bit lmao. Pretty fun zoomin around without crashing.

[whole cape]

🗿

[tender coral]

[keen gale]

Haha yup. I'm playing inbetween bottles tonight

[untold oar]

Lol

[grim storm]

cerberus probably does need investigating yeah

[lime bear]

what is happening? @elfin arrow

Im getting random money

[carmine nebula]

Whoever did that ok reaction I wanna see you fly backwards rn

@lime wraith

🤣

[unreal yew]

Modder

[unreal yew]

@lethal birch

[elfin arrow]

very clever to expose yourself as breaking tos

using a modified client to view deleted messages isn't exactly kosher

[unreal yew]

Bots for that

[elfin arrow]

i'm not against that, but i wouldn't tell everyone about breaking tos

[upper python]

Yeah thats pretty cool

[mystic pendant]

Can't see it too well on there I'll get a better one later

[upper python]

Looks like dew yellow

Is this a merge?

[mystic pendant]

Yeah def looks yellow to me tbh just gets referred to as secret gold same for the wheels

[mystic pendant]

I can put it into anything with a merge yeah

[upper python]

I see ill definitely look into merging if i get a second console

[mystic pendant]

Was made using a few different merge methods to get the various components for the full car

[whole cape]

An hsw vigero zx with a red interior would be kinda fire

[mystic pendant]

Full car has LSCM plate, Unselected interior, Unselected Paint, Unselected wheel color and neons too

[mystic pendant]

That's doable

[elfin arrow]

yellow is just an awful interior color

[mystic pendant]

Was made for someone else

Car it's on got f1s too lol really not my cuppa tea

[whole cape]

If u make one id def buy it off ya even tho i already have like 5 vigero zxs

[upper python]

I really dont understand why a sane person would use f1 tyres

[mystic pendant]

I can def do that at some point over the weekend

[whole cape]

Bet

[mystic pendant]

I think they look proper out of place tbh

[upper python]

Bennys i understand cus those are CLEAN but f1 tyres are just distasteful man

[upper python]

Yeesh

[mystic pendant]

That's the full car lmao

[upper python]

What a horrible day to have eyes

[opaque tartan]

What the hell

[mystic pendant]

Yeah

[whole cape]

Its more of just a silly unserious thing to do. Id buy a vigero with f1s just for the hell of it, and still have multiple other clean ones

[mystic pendant]

It's brighter on screen

[upper python]

I blow these cars up whenever i see them in lobbies ngl

Kind of a dick move but its also your fault for having a shit taste

[mystic pendant]

Lmao

Yeah mine are all a lot more subtle tbh but if people want em bright with f1s then ill make em up lmao

[edgy anchor]

It's righteous if you do it to cars like that

[mystic pendant]

That's more like what I make for myself tbf

[whole cape]

Not too bad, an interesting exotic look for sure

I got the vibrant chameleons on an evx of mine and cyclone 2

[mystic pendant]

Nice

It's ass they locked chameleons thru gta+

[whole cape]

Maybe ill get another Cyclone 2 just to black it out same for wignus. They look nice blacked out

[whole cape]

Don’t they just come to everyone else like the week after

[mystic pendant]

Nah

[whole cape]

U sure about that? Swear that was the case at least in the past. Gta+ members dont get exclusive chameleons for forever

[mystic pendant]

Pretty sure most are locked to gta+

[whole cape]

Yea i don’t think thats the case can never be sure as a gta+ member always havin them ig lol

[tender coral]

Real

[whole cape]

Blaze acting like he wouldn’t unironically try selling ghillie that

[compact pagoda]

WHY

[mystic pendant]

Why what?

[dusky timber]

disgusting

[compact pagoda]

You've ruined it

it's pretty hideous now

[mystic pendant]

Fair enough

I think it looks alright tbh

[raven stump]

@lethal birch

[steel quest]

Ok that was a smooth parking

sheesh

[next belfry]

broslice cant touch the water

[whole cape]

with this speed this jump is now possible

[ivory goblet]

surprise, more Diamond wear

[true bough]

Me just now

[honest topaz]

That is wicked I need to try this 😎🤙🏽

[whole cape]

Even with other hsw its hard to clear that roof. Stinger is just built a lil differently

[honest topaz]

I’ve been messing with jumps from watching Gta Rp videos and it’s so fun I got the Zx Hsw and I love it but it flys so damn far lol the jugular is just fast enough for most of them and lands most of the time lol

[whole cape]

Lmao, nice. Yeah zx is obviously fast with hsw, it doesn’t seem to fly as far as some other hsw. Could be a muscle car weight thing

[honest topaz]

Yeah I’m enjoying it non the less and every free roam races I’ve done I win with it like when peps are just just messing around in public lobby’s lol

[lethal birch]

Ww

[mint barn]

the cayo lfg is useless as hell

[untold oar]

Ok

[keen oar]

Is there any way to keep the mask and remove the cap

[elfin arrow]

an old glitch might still work where you put on a biker helmet then get on a jet ski

[keen oar]

Any biker helmet?

[elfin arrow]

the ones that work with the half masks

[keen oar]

i dont think any helmets work with it

[elfin arrow]

hold on let me check

[keen oar]

Actually there is

Holy fuck it worked

The helmet is gone

[keen oar]

Much appreciated

[wild trout]

Hello

Guys chat me with I want to level up here

[keen oar]

Do you know how to save it after the change?

Cuz when i save it normal it removes the mask

[elfin arrow]

hmm

good question

[gleaming spear]

So I went afk for a minute and then when I returned, I saw this random dork blowing himself up in my arcade garage, I didn't even know this was possible. He respawned so far away from my arcade too

[hardy imp]

Wtf this is possible on console?

[elfin arrow]

glitches are possible on console

[rugged field]

The ones that equip automaticly

[crude dock]

AYYEE finally done with cmm 😭 shit took like 6 hours I think

[gleaming spear]

Yes, this was recorded on Xbox

[elfin arrow]

wouldn't it be easier to just go to the clothes store and see for yourself

[ivory goblet]

It’s black boots and black pants and a shirt that’s like blue and pink

And a hat

Just go to the store and work on one piece at a time. Get em all then if you need to figure out how to layer stuff that’s a different issue

[untold oar]

Black cargo pants black tactical boots with light strike vest with Clifford cap from career progress with wraparound glasses but I can't identify the t shirt

[elfin arrow]

shirt is one of the arena war ones i'm p sure

pants are black joggers, heist pants are the same model but with much worse texture with jpg artifacting

[whole cape]

A lot of clothes have a good concept and design but unfortunately low texture

Some stuff could have used an enhanced

[elfin arrow]

the variance in quality is insane

[untold oar]

It's really easy to get

[paper onyx]

How to say hi to ammunation

[lime bear]

I need help

I went to the arcade machine in the freakshop and now I cant exit it

[edgy anchor]

[lime bear]

whats the keybind to leave??

[arctic agate]

Hold delete

[lime bear]

thanks

[paper onyx]

Idk why the ammunation guy got mad at me

[edgy anchor]

I'm still stuck on the car being inside the store

[paper onyx]

Let your partons park ✊

Some cars can slip through the doors

[edgy anchor]

So it would seem

[paper onyx]

Using a muscle car is a bonus because you can get on your tail wheels

[safe elm]

Wait a sec lemme check from steam

[next belfry]

u out hear talking all this stuff about hours then u dont know

[safe elm]

Dawg sending photos takes time to take

[next belfry]

how do yall do first person for long 😭 personally i cant stand for long cus the controlls feel wonky

[keen gale]

I have it running while I work from home alot, to rationilize lol

[next belfry]

alr whatever you say

[edgy anchor]

Only in firefights

[next belfry]

ah thats fair

[safe elm]

I'm on my phone so ye

[edgy anchor]

Or any other situation where I need my movements to be quick

I also have different control schemes for third person and first person

[dreamy fable]

holy shit dude!

[safe elm]

@next belfry

261 it wasn't it's 265

@next belfry

[arctic agate]

Lmao 4 hours difference 🤣

[safe elm]

Bro was eager to know now gone

[safe elm]

😭🔥

[next belfry]

ah i found the video https://youtu.be/-oDJU4rfkYo?si=H9oPpSqAj_gRHXqW

[safe elm]

Mb

[safe elm]

Uhh breh

That wasn't the point at all

Bro don't change the topic

[safe elm]

We had such a big argument just to end like this lmfao

Bye good night my guy

[next belfry]

#gta-online message yeah ok

"few hundred" literally just has two

[safe elm]

Frfr tbh that's few too

[next belfry]

whatever helps you sleep

[safe elm]

Yeh thenks bye bye

[next belfry]

lawyer

[edgy anchor]

[next belfry]

why is melon blue and tubular

[edgy anchor]

what?

[next belfry]

lolol

[edgy anchor]

Oh

I kinda gloss over the names of emojis ngl

[opaque tartan]

What if the characters name is Melon

[dreamy fable]

interesting vid

[next belfry]

prolly lol

[next belfry]

do u want more video essay

[dreamy fable]

thx

[steel quest]

man i

I dont have any words,

[next belfry]

is that overwatch or steam

[steel quest]

Steam, gta 5

And if ur playtime is over 13k hours, thats the sign you should go outside

and touch grass.

[dreamy fable]

its been out 10 years though,

but yeah, true 😆

[obsidian ruin]

funi

[untold oar]

That cut tho

[obsidian ruin]

recorded it for 2 minutes so i could get the cut lol

[celest spade]

To be continued

[lethal birch]

Mine is over 13K hours and half of that is AFK. Why should I go outside?

[dusky timber]

my five digit playtime doesn't matter more than others but it certainly matters a lot more than that of someone who always tells people with more playtime than them or dArKviPeR to touch grass

[next belfry]

im sorry i have poor reading comprehiesion, what?

[dusky timber]

the video says that more playtime = more understanding is a wrong mindset and i agree with that, so my opinion shouldn't be more or less important than others
but the opinion of someone who tells me to touch grass just because i have more playtime than them is definitely a lot less important than mine

[next belfry]

oh yeah for shur

also thx for the colors

[nimble yew]

Kill SO many of these security guys

No idea what their company is

[obsidian sparrow]

gruppe sechs

also, i typed it wrong and google thought i meant "group sex" so i got shown porn...

[ivory goblet]

Outfit looks fine for that look, but your dude looks 12 and playing dress up

[nimble yew]

Took a closer look

It's all Merryweather XD

Full House

[nimble yew]

These two LOVED their new cars

I dont blame them, I'd have both too lol

maybe not the... colorful fenders on the turbo

[silent basalt]

Nice little special crate

[normal bronze]

Nvgs without the rest of the kit looks goofy imo

[true bough]

[normal bronze]

Hell yea

[lethal birch]

ahhh shit never knew that

[pale dirge]

@arctic agate

[grim storm]

1/10

[lethal birch]

Real

[craggy pond]

lmao

[untold oar]

It's only visual

[devout epoch]

Based scooter user

[unreal yew]

https://youtu.be/WqkaupR8aFg?si=bJiBxQpuU_H5lZEd

[lethal birch]

I hate crates. They give me PTSD because of how long it took me to get all 6 for career progress. 7 months

[grim storm]

hehehehehehe

[pale dirge]

is this right?

[untold oar]

It's also avaliable on ps5 and Xbox Series but I assume the list wasn't updated

[pale dirge]

ah ok

[rain nebula]

the helmet doesnt fit the rest

It belongs on full military looking outfits

[delicate meadow]

bro is ugly asf 💀

you are ugly as fuck

[rain nebula]

night vision and a black mask

[delicate meadow]

thats hideous

[red wagon]

Bro they’re being too mean don’t listen to them and follow ur dreams

I think this one is good better than the rest

Or maybe just keep it w a beanie and sunglasses

Cus that eye wear you got going on is a little too much tbh but the rest is good

[opaque tartan]

That tryhard helmet doesn't belong there

[lethal birch]

Yes

[whole cape]

Nice

Think the real conversion is like 195-200 mph

[nimble yew]

Back at it again

[mental pike]

Even after nearing 11 years on this game, I still do something to make myself laugh every day

[whole cape]

[nimble yew]

Well there it is. Yusuf's new Canis

[nimble yew]

Accidentally made Blood Camo

[keen oar]

Howdy partners

Rate my Sheriff outfit

[lime bear]

Very sheriff

My character looks high in all cutscenes when I have the glasses off

[keen oar]

[lime bear]

Rate my druggie boy

[arctic agate]

Looks absolutely random

[lime bear]

In cutscenes the glasses are off and looks like he aint even on earth

[obsidian ruin]

average american traffic stop

[cyan crag]

Remember when 2 infinite off radar guys stole my car while i was in clothing store but i still could see my car location and i tracked them o michaels house where they tried to ambush me but i was quicker and killed both of them and took my car back

[cyan crag]

Protip: apply light goth eye makeup to make eyes not look so dumb

Makes characters look way more real

[exotic wind]

How

[obsidian ruin]

first half since it's 200mb total, yes I know I should've used my assault shotgun, couldn't switch to it in time

[untold oar]

What did you do

[honest vortex]

Dissolved his acid

[obsidian ruin]

second half I forgot to upload

[obsidian ruin]

couldn't pull out the assault shotgun in time, don't know why it didn't let me roll

[late elk]

Why won't you use explosive ammo for shotgun?

[obsidian ruin]

dont have it researched

[arctic agate]

That guy was 5 meters away from you and somehow it still took him 2 seconds to kill you🤷

[obsidian ruin]

tbf we were both moving like dying roaches

[arctic agate]

Or maybe it's a free aim lobby

[obsidian ruin]

it is

[dusky stone]

somehow got the car stuck here

[devout epoch]

Bro is going through it

[honest vortex]

Left the session...

[exotic wind]

Awesome outfit

[late elk]

Every villain has his origin and now we found urs

[obsidian pivot]

gta fn collab?

[delicate meadow]

bro 💀

[mystic pendant]

Nothing to see here

Wonder how high he gonna fly?

[keen gale]

I love hitting him with the taser

[rustic estuary]

chat is this real?

[lofty urchin]

It won't let me send images? Can anyone help

[rustic estuary]

u need to level up

[lofty urchin]

Oh okay thanks

[rustic estuary]

Level 5 or more
yw

[nimble yew]

Well I thought Cluck N Bell was gonna be a waste of time

But HOLY HECK

[cosmic prawn]

@silent snow

[silent snow]

ohhhhhhhhh yh the tokyo drift

[silent snow]

underrated asl

i must have done it ab 20 times now

[grim storm]

why chrome rims

[ivory goblet]

Alternate universe initial D

[lethal birch]

They won’t collab

[obsidian pivot]

I know lol

[compact pagoda]

Poor chap only got the battle pass car

[obsidian pivot]

ain't wasting more money on the game for car skins

[compact pagoda]

Hm

Cars are the way for this season

[obsidian pivot]

yeah and doesn't mean I need another car skin

free one is fine with me

[lethal birch]

@wide canopy

Told you

[dusky timber]

dang is that the hyundai n vision 74?

[untold oar]

Why did this annoying weather come back now

Or is it an old clip

[dusky timber]

wazaaaaaaa-bi

[errant walrus]

ayo

[obsidian sparrow]

was looking through my files and found this ancient picture that i took when i first started playing

i cant believe i played on such a crunchy quality

[untold oar]

It's acceptable

[errant walrus]

it’s ok bro you got the arden that’s cool

[untold oar]

It's PS4 quality

[errant walrus]

nah

it ain’t

[obsidian sparrow]

i mean, i only play in 1080p rn mostly bc thats the only monitor i have
but that looks just terrible

[untold oar]

Without the 10fps so ye It's better than ps4

[errant walrus]

damn

[obsidian sparrow]

i want to get a 1440p monitor but im out of money

[errant walrus]

i like my 1080p mon bro i dont want more

[tender coral]

No i set the weather to halloween no rain in the race

[untold oar]

I forgot they added that

You can even get snow back right

[tender coral]

Yes

[untold oar]

Nice

[lethal birch]

chat? this isn't twitch brotha

[tender coral]

Stealing 1st on the final stretch of the same race, 3 years later

[untold oar]

Nice driving tho

[hazy finch]

Genuinely curious anyone still do rps

[untold oar]

Ye but why do them when FiveM exists

[hazy finch]

That’s fair but that’s pc only correct?

[untold oar]

Ye

RP on console is just not as good and can easily get griefed so most people stopped doing them

[finite sail]

never seen this before lmao

[honest topaz]

How in the F haha 😂

[honest topaz]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DBYX5dj427U&si=Yrp9mwEPpqor4tEg

[spring yew]

@keen gale ur stream buggin a little

its much better now

[keen gale]

720p

Moved my home office and haven't run ethernet again yet 😦

[spring yew]

unfortunate, was pretty stable after the first couple hiccups

[whole cape]

hsw amazon prime delivery, no post op

[devout epoch]

Looking for some retro outfits. 50s-70s era styles. What we got?

Male or female is fine

To add to this, was cruising in my fresh Voodoo when I had to brake check a road rager

[whole cape]

when da hsw sentinel gets goin, its goin

[keen gale]

Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro 🤌

[lethal birch]

I would like my packages delivered in one piece

[devout epoch]

I like my packages to be scattered around the road when I get home, it's like 52 card pickup

[whole cape]

[devout epoch]

Oh you weren't kidding when you said you were broke

Deep in the trenches

[edgy anchor]

Homeboy can't even afford gas

[devout epoch]

Shit he can't even afford to think about gas

[keen gale]

Daily fees are the end for ya

[whole cape]

[keen gale]

Some clips from when I started playing and only did open wheels

[devout epoch]

Oh no bro is finished

[whole cape]

Get out the way lady🗿

Open wheel, fun times

[keen gale]

I remember having a little jump scare from her lol.

[edgy anchor]

[keen gale]

I miss people being in open wheel races so much. I got to almost lvl 100 doing nothing but it

[whole cape]

The recent event week for it a few weeks ago had a decent bit of players. Won like 25 races and lost like only 5

[keen gale]

Yeah I was out of town 🙁

I'm so rusty now too.

[whole cape]

The rust dusted off pretty fast for me tbh

[keen gale]

The racing lines were like muscle memory for a while. I'm seconds off my old laps. Washed up

[whole cape]

Rip

[keen gale]

[unreal yew]

This not related to gta in anyway

[wraith sable]

All eyes on rafah

[slim dagger]

A lot of the conversations in here don't relate to GTA

Why not tell them to stay related to GTA?

[unreal yew]

!gta

[tardy stone]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @unreal yew

[opaque tartan]

Isn't in gta

[lethal birch]

This isn’t gta

[dreamy fable]

nice parkour though

[keen gale]

It's a good thing I had my spacesuit on. Could've gotten hurt

[whole cape]

Kobe!

Remember u can quit to story mode in like a second tho. I accidentally went into the water by the heli port but saved it cuz it was fast enough

[keen gale]

Yeah I just eat the L. I'll never learn otherwise

[whole cape]

lol

[finite sail]

post van got a small beating

[dreamy fable]

its needs more of a beating

stupid dumbass vehicles

[whole cape]

Most helpful discord noti moment

[dreamy fable]

rusty....?

oh because of water?? 😆

[keen gale]

Because nobody does open wheel races anymore

[keen oar]

God i love this view

Its so calming in a way

Makes you think what gta6 gonna look like in spots like these

[devout epoch]

May I remind you how red dead 2 looked

Gta 6 TEST footage looks as good as it

So, oh yeah. Gonna be some spots

[keen oar]

No doubt but i mean big cities from a distance

[devout epoch]

Hopefully there's a spot where you can see most of everything

I'm not sure how Florida is when it comes to the geography

[keen oar]

i think its flat

Not alot of mountains like LA

[ivory goblet]

Flat and swampy

It’s basically sea level

The middles builds up a little and the north panhandle gets into “normal” terrain

[gleaming spear]

Nice

[cosmic prawn]

?

Why it got such a high top speed

[arctic agate]

In exchange of shit handling

[cosmic prawn]

Is that hsw upgraded

[arctic agate]

No

[cosmic prawn]

Huh

How do you achieve that then

[arctic agate]

It's exclusive for ps5 and Xbox series

[untold oar]

Just get the benny's upgrade with turbo tuning and EMS 4 with full transmission

You would get the same

[cosmic prawn]

Oh shit is it

Didn’t know getting the Benny upgrade would increase top speed by thst much

Bet ima do it then

[untold oar]

Benny's is only for cosmetics I thought you wanted to recreate the car

Remember that the in-game stats are really inaccurate and don't actually provide useful info

Also if it had HSW it would he have two bars of acceleration and you're on PC so

[dusky timber]

rookie numbers

[lethal birch]

Define mine

[final linden]

Incoming oreo lvl 2000 counter attack

[keen gale]

3 to go

[lethal birch]

Let’s see

[lethal birch]

Get the green bitch

[final linden]

Pro you!

[keen gale]

He's in the middle? I just need purple, poop, and shiny wasabi

[final linden]

Don't forget the master!

[keen gale]

He's on the left haha

[final linden]

Ohh heahh. Wait... where is sidekick dude at, no eyes cool guy

[dusky timber]

rookien't numbers

[keen gale]

Not sure, I just have the 3 I mentioned above left though

[untold oar]

Is 1 billion and above considered acceptable then

[final linden]

He the completion of the gang 👊

[dusky timber]

yes

[final linden]

Ain't no rookie a true veteran during these hard times 🫡

[untold oar]

Hi

[final linden]

Hey there

[silent basalt]

[visual abyss]

Los santos department of water and power in real life

[void marten]

@keen gale

[keen gale]

That's awesome! I haven't played that though

[void marten]

God it was so fucking fun

I'd give both of my kidneys to play it again

[storm barn]

Why does a electric company need a helicopter

[storm barn]

Have you heard of grass buddy?

20 thousand hours is awful

[onyx rune]

Hi

[lethal birch]

1. I don’t have 20K hours
2. I AFK’d half of it
3. I work 10 hours a day
4. Stop assuming

[bronze tiger]

AFKing gta for 10k hours is more wild than playing the game actively for 20k hours

[lethal birch]

I said half. I don’t have 20K hours

8.6K AFK’d

[bronze tiger]

Yikes

You must really not like gta

[keen gale]

Damn, comin in hot

[bronze tiger]

Is this total play time, as in being in the game

[lethal birch]

Online yeah

[bronze tiger]

So that is literally total playtime as that online player?

[lethal birch]

Yep

[bronze tiger]

so you've spent 17,311 hours on gta, in which half of them have been afk

yikes

[lethal birch]

Look how old the game is.

[bronze tiger]

ok?
other games exist

[paper gate]

No one has produced a game like it

[whole cape]

Ooooo

[mental pike]

Found this clip of me and my friends from like 2015, the good old days lmao must’ve been like 13 here

[whole cape]

Ah yes, in n out delivery. Is that PC

Never seen players drive around in a semi truck convoy but u still can come across bigger groups of players cruising around every now and then

[mental pike]

This was Xbox one crazy to think this clip was I think 8-9 years ago

Me and my friends used to do random shit like that, convoy in trucks, or walk up Mount chilliad bmx around places, the game was much more of a sandbox back then, wasn’t a million things to do all at once

[whole cape]

Interesting, idk why the game looked better than I thought back then, its so shimmered on xbone compared to next gen. Maybe just the lower vid quality

But yea, luckily people still have kept the gta sandbox tradition goin with random cruising around and car meets

[mental pike]

Haven’t been to one personally in a few years, my Xbox account the one in the video above with all my cars I’ve had since release is sitting in a room at my parents place, doesn’t feel the same if I buy cars on my ps account I fear

[storm sentinel]

There are players that AFK all the time especially when they do the nightclub security camera method to leave their consoles on overnight to increase cargo to sell

[bronze tiger]

So he's played the game for 17k hours

[mystic pendant]

Over 10yrs

I did 2.5k last year iirc from the xbox year at a glance thing that pops up at the end of the year

A lot of that was also afk in nightclub overnight so I could come on to a piss easy sale in nc for at least a mil then sell all other businesses to n have millions each day just sat waiting for me

2.1k hrs sorry not 2.5k

[dusky timber]

witnessed before

gamertag exposed

[mystic pendant]

Sorry didn't realise that wasn't allowed

[keen gale]

?

[dusky timber]

?

[mystic pendant]

I'm guessing it was the pic of my xbox year at a glance bit for gta showing too much info maybe

[dusky timber]

im just saying that i got ur gt now so i can blackmail u

[mystic pendant]

Lol

It's on my profile anyways lol

[keen gale]

I just make it easy and have it linked to my profile

[proven condor]

already blackmailing rn

[mystic pendant]

Hmmm

How much you want

[proven condor]

I want vbucks pls

[mystic pendant]

I think imma have to do it lol can't be exposed

[proven condor]

well that was easy

blackmailing is underrated

[mystic pendant]

Indeed

Tbf 17k hrs over 10 yrs for Impaler ain't that bad when you look at how much you can put in in a year

[whole cape]

I have near that amount but in ~7 years did do a lot of afk when i was rly grinding

noice

[keen gale]

I don't even know the name of that THPS flip trick!

[whole cape]

Gymnastics flip but in gta

[keen gale]

You're ready for Paris

[whole cape]

Lmfao

that peaceful moment when theres no npcs to slow u down

[keen gale]

I had that happen earlier during no crashes challenge 😆

[whole cape]

That would help if u were in like a stinger. No misses on the other hand

Would be nice if traffic was disabled on highest speed. Almost got screwed out of 500 mph with 499.9, but broke the threshold

[keen gale]

god damn

I was on the drag bike

[jagged gale]

OH HE LANDED IT

also fellow big map user i see 🤝

[whole cape]

[whole cape]

Drag bikes good and easy for the no crashes, just u can get a few thousand extra feet in the stinger

And u can def get over “500” mph in the drag doin wheelies

[untold oar]

Hi dacian

[keen gale]

I think you saw the other night why I didn't go with the stinger

[whole cape]

[whole cape]

Hi comfy

[keen gale]

Found a sasquatch buddy

[whole cape]

Vinewood hills residents: those dang flying Sasquatch are back at it again

[keen gale]

It's sasquatch country

[rugged field]

driving this car actually feels like driving an rv

[carmine nebula]

Wdym? deveste eight handles like shit

[arctic agate]

It is tho

[carmine nebula]

Is what?

[whole cape]

Deveste 8 is one of the best handling hsw lmao. Compared to an f1 car and omaggio yea its not that great but its good enough

[carmine nebula]

Weaponized ignus definitely better

[whole cape]

And penaud

Its like top 3 if not top 5

For hsw

[dusky timber]

peanut 🥜

[lethal birch]

La Coureuse?

[whole cape]

[whole cape]

Defend your holy deveste 8 with an essay

[lethal birch]

That’s one of my favorite HSW vehicles

I got the one with the rare lightup bar from Simeon’s

[whole cape]

Its def a top hsw overall yea

[dusky timber]

Deveste 8 is my air, Deveste 8 is my sun, Deveste 8 is my moon, Deveste 8 is my world. Deveste 8 is history, Deveste 8 is present, Deveste 8 is future. If Deveste 8 has a million fans, I am one of them. If Deveste 8 has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Deveste 8 has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Deveste 8 has ten fans, I am one of them. If Deveste 8 has only one fan, that is me. If Deveste 8 has no fans, I no longer exist. If the whole universe is for Deveste 8, then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Deveste 8, then I am against the whole universe. Since Deveste 8 is the paragon of vehicle performance without equal past or present, it is most resplendent in acceleration, speed and handling. Waking or sleeping, I must not forget Deveste 8’s great boon and in order to return its favor by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling my loyalty. Ahh~ Deveste 8... my darling, あなた, ma bebe, mon chéri, дорогая, Mein Liebling, aking sinta, Mijn lieverd, 我的寶貝, 내 사랑, Deliciae meae, Señorita, Sayangku... You're my life, I cannot describe how much I love you deep in the bottom of my heart...

[whole cape]

[lethal birch]

😂

[blazing ruin]

I don't remember the "my darling" in other languages part. Did you add to it?

[slate raven]

https://youtu.be/tyDRtSUYTRs?si=7cU73dnguDgH9BWM

3 years ago this legendary trailer was out

Wtf time flies

[whole cape]

The payo cerico kyle purrico heist

[dusky timber]

payo americo yeast

[void marten]

Can I turn this in to my English professor

[dusky timber]

yes

[void marten]

[finite sail]

b2b pink diamond

[void marten]

Pavel only taking $34k is such a W

Closer payout to Bogdan than I thought it would be

[arctic agate]

It can be more than bogdan

[finite sail]

also had the worst 2nd loot possible, literally only cash

[arctic agate]

No gold?

[finite sail]

only 1

[void marten]

Oh yeah I'm hip. I just thought the difference would be bigger than it is

That payout nerf really hit hard

[rugged field]

bro wtf am i playing 💀

[whole cape]

nice

@keen gale safe to say, im a pro skater

[keen gale]

I couldn't agree more 😅

[sinful canyon]

Quite a heavy chair

[devout epoch]

Who tipped the chair of a thousand suns?

[normal bronze]

Or cheap ass tiles

[celest spade]

Pavel takes 2%.

[exotic wind]

👁️

[late elk]

It's really tempting to make a yo mama so fat joke

[mental pike]

This

[delicate meadow]

what the fuck is that bitrate

[whole cape]

It is a bitrate.

[dusky timber]

Bit rate                    : 18.9 Mb/s
Frame rate mode             : Variable
Frame rate                  : 58.929 FPS

the bitrate is fine i would say

[delicate meadow]

why it look like that then

[dusky timber]

all his clips look like that in discord

but they look fine in not discord

[sterile fox]

looks fine for me
is it a mobile thing?

[whole cape]

They look fine on mobile

[elfin arrow]

it's a hardware acceleration issue

[whole cape]

Need that hsw hardware acceleration

[void marten]

Solos

[lethal birch]

Pavel only takes 3% less than Lester

And people say Lester takes the majority of Casino

[steel quest]

I mean the only thing Pavel can take is the El perico island

i think.

or submarine

[nimble yew]

Close to 20 Million XD

[lethal birch]

Just hit 100M chips

Was at 99,995,000 so I did a Ms baker free mode mission

[mossy rune]

……..how tf

[lethal birch]

Lots of paying 50K chips, 3 card poker method, spinning the wheel

[mossy rune]

Damn

Good job, dude

[lethal birch]

Thanks

I was at like 50M last year

[storm barn]

100m$ is casually sitting in Bros casino chips

[ivory goblet]

$12,000,001 plus whatever I win on the wheel until I gamble it back to that amt

[dusky timber]

1.9 million smth and 94 cents

[spring yew]

fire

only at 9.8m rn

[arctic agate]

Camping outside
Proceeds to use a rifle instead of minigun

[obsidian ruin]

i dont think he even had one

[true bough]

for #gta-online

[spring yew]

I tried to take a nice screenshot what happened 😦

[wide heath]

Your car looks better than the nightshark

[spring yew]

thanks 🙂

[wide heath]

Np!

[spring yew]

my shit is actually tweaking what the fuck

[wide heath]

That itali gtb though...

[spring yew]

not mine i was in some random dudes garage

[wide heath]

tell him his cars look ass

[spring yew]

it was full of chromatic buffalo stxs and shit

typical "modded" cars

[wide heath]

they ruined the cars

[spring yew]

stupid f1s and yankton plates
I dont mind yankton plates think theyre pretty cool tbh but theyve been super overplayed and kinda lost meaning for me imo

[wide heath]

of course there are F1 wheels, why wouldn't there be F1 wheels on a muscle car

Smh

[spring yew]

honestly tho i might get a buffalo stx with imani tech and f1s solely to trade because kids eat that shit up

and its essentially a golden ticket to any trade I want

[wide heath]

[spring yew]

I spent 100k and all I got was this lousy mugshot

[spring yew]

why did bro use two different date formats?

[dusky timber]

good thing that he remembered to use the correct format towards the end

[spring yew]

more like wrong format

[dusky timber]

по

[lethal birch]

Idk

[spring yew]

unlucky

[cyan spire]

@uncut wolf here

[uncut wolf]

ah alr

[idle girder]

lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPzNXBNTlFc

[opaque tartan]

Fuck

[whole cape]

landed it

[fervent hawk]

smooth

[rugged field]

someone explain

[shadow scroll]

surprised that my plane didn't explode

[celest spade]

Sorry. Im on pc and i don’t need to do b2b.

[opaque tartan]

YES

[dusky timber]

coulda grinded some real money instead to buy a ps5

[umbral moth]

jokes on you, I got a monitor and a ps5 after I spent 2 months working

[nimble yew]

I wish assault rifles had this for Complex

[stoic merlin]

would be fire

[rustic quartz]

can’t send for some reason

[amber sky]

what car is this, asking for a random

[hushed anchor]

BMW 4 Series.

[rustic quartz]

m4?

[hushed anchor]

@dusky timber @stray schooner He asked what car it is. I'm also not a big fan.

[pale dirge]

randomly got an exact amount of money while doing sell missions and collecting money from business and stuff

[inland solstice]

Big payday on their part, but this isn't related to gta really so don't post it here

[untold oar]

How stable is the old gen map mod

[shadow scroll]

very

[untold oar]

5 second response time with good response and no delay

[shadow scroll]

yep

[raven stump]

Wtf 😭

[finite sail]

@half atlas not that hard when you do it couple of times lmao

[untold oar]

Nice

[carmine nebula]

Ugliest bmw

[hushed anchor]

Stop mentioning me, dim.

[carmine nebula]

What do you mean

[silent matrix]

Exotic Car

[zinc imp]

Cool outfit

[rugged field]

thanks 🙏

matches the name 😍

[zinc imp]

@rugged field Do you watch lemon the YouTuber

[rugged field]

no?

[zinc imp]

Look up Lemon GTA PvP best player imo currently

[rugged field]

ight

[zinc imp]

🍋

[half atlas]

hydra better

[shadow scroll]

hydra is worse for pvp

the only good thing about it is vtol and if you use the no ragdoll glitch u can snipe players from the jet

also my controller sadly died so now i have to fly planes with keyboard and mouse

[undone locust]

You can play keyboard on console on gta?? I never knew that

Ohh, you’re on pc nvm

[shadow scroll]

no? i'm on pc

[shadow scroll]

on xbox you can with an adapter

although you won't see pc keybinds and you won't be able to change your mouse sens

[arctic agate]

It's easy

[shadow scroll]

ik

i've been practising on flying with my controller for a few weeks now and i've improved a lot

[steel quest]

@hardy patrol

and when i take it off, it still has same result

[steel quest]

@mystic pendant this is the closest thing i can get

with both the mask and hoodie

[mystic pendant]

Ngl that just looks odd

[steel quest]

Yea..

I just couldnt find 1 stealth looking mask..

[mystic pendant]

Sorry man

There's the ones you use on bogdan available from the mask shop

[steel quest]

dont know where the mask shops is

like i found like 1 mask

[mystic pendant]

Mask shop is on the beach

Well near the beach in vespucci

[steel quest]

ki know

but when i start it, i just saw 1 with monkey icon up by the LSC

burtons LSC

Now idk what glasses should i use for this @mystic pendant

just dont know wher eu can get it

[mystic pendant]

They got the full face mask as well there somewhere but tbh not sure I don't generally do the whole outfit thing

[steel quest]

hmm okay

or this.

[nimble yew]

Which jacket/sweater should go under the vest

The black leather, or the relaxed one

[lime wraith]

Relaxed

[finite sail]

can this game work any day?

[spring yew]

nice

[hushed anchor]

My mental state is high.

[lethal birch]

beauty

[compact pagoda]

Correct

[flat latch]

it looked bigger from further away

[finite sail]

@late cradle so pretty much if the product comes from nightclub warehouse its always profitable and if its from MC you want it to be premium price so the first * on every dealer if its not acid or coke

[late cradle]

how do I know if it comes from my NC or MC?

[finite sail]

it first takes product of MC and if they are empty then NC

[hushed anchor]

@flat creek

[spring yew]

Didn’t know that,very cool

Time to never resupply my mc businesses

[arctic agate]

Time to move away from suffering

[spring yew]

Mc businesses are the worst as a solo player

[silent matrix]

I somehow glitched out of the compound mid heist

[lethal birch]

Right

[carmine nebula]

Fast as fck boi

[nimble yew]

Two people have spoken going with

Now I gotta find some pants that go with the stealthy look

[lethal birch]

There’s joggers heist pants at the bottom somewhere

Utility maybe

[rose moth]

I have around 200m in car sales alone (aint clean money tho)

[whole cape]

Nice

[unique mason]

Ignore the pointer

[whole cape]

[elfin arrow]

seven70 is a cool car, shame it has no customization

and the trim around the rear window looks a bit off

[unique mason]

The trim is like a weird chrome or reflective black

[elfin arrow]

it just shouldn't be there

the rear window should match the width of the roof panel

[unique mason]

#gta-vehicles more pics of the vehicle itself

[compact pagoda]

okay

[turbid ruin]

I am so done

i spin the wheel every day i got clothes 5 times a day

then i win mystery and get this shi

[unreal yew]

Damn bad rng

[turbid ruin]

i think gta hates me 😭

[turbid ruin]

ong annoying asl

[spring yew]

I’ve been spinning wheel for 2 years on multiple accounts trying to get this

It’s like 1 in 20k chance so actually really good rng

[opaque tartan]

Haha uh

The slamvan is pretty rare to win

I've been on a podium vehicle winning streak the past 1 or 2 months since the vehicles were actually worth going for for me

Got the Reaper, Corsita, Osiris, etc etc

[turbid ruin]

DAMN

[turbid ruin]

explain

[opaque tartan]

Refreshing the game till I win

Longest it took me to win, was 3 hours of spinning for the Annis Euros

[spring yew]

Worth tho euros best car

[turbid ruin]

i just bought that

its more worth to buy it cost like 1 mil which u can make in an hour

[turbid ruin]

so not worth it

but it is so good for drifting

[spring yew]

Yeah euros best drift car

[turbid ruin]

got lucky i chose it

i kinda picked one randomly

[spring yew]

I like it a lot very balanced

[turbid ruin]

yh i cnt believe my friend said "its a waste of money, it cant even drive straight"

[spring yew]

Ya it’s fun

I have drift tuned one and non drift tune

[turbid ruin]

fair enough

[remote burrow]

Anyone wanna play

??

[nimble yew]

And there it is

20,000,000 GTA$

[undone blade]

my impatient ass would spend as soon as i reach 2 mil

[undone blade]

dude april fools already done

[hushed anchor]

I'm not fooling around.

[hushed anchor]

You have 3 seconds to buy a home.

[spring yew]

free $7007

[drifting garnet]

car meeting in real life:D

[arctic agate]

Most normal thing in pc lobbies:

[dusky timber]

there is a 0% chance that he's not a scriptkiddie

[sour wyvern]

Wow

If he’s asking that…

You never know also hi ori

[untold oar]

He did change outfits

[sour wyvern]

Good to see you up this early ori

[untold oar]

Could not be his screenshots

[untold oar]

Are you referencing the ori games

[dusky timber]

[sour wyvern]

😭😭

[untold oar]

I keep forgetting that we have the same timezone

[sour wyvern]

When I was younger I used to call Oreos ori’s

I’m a lil Scot🤣🤣

[untold oar]

[dusky timber]

got out of that scot-free

[sour wyvern]

Lmaoo

Who’s that guy

[untold oar]

average #gta-online take

[sour wyvern]

Yeah I call them Oreos now

Moved to America so

[stoic merlin]

why didnt i get posted here

fukin americans

[untold oar]

because you're not real

[stoic merlin]

mb

[untold oar]

I'm not even an american

[ornate helm]

2 mil on whatt tho

[undone blade]

well... a jeep wrangler

[prime shoal]

Come again?

The “Seabreeze” doesn’t have any weapons.
It was his own missile that hit him.

[undone blade]

thats smth i would do

[prime shoal]

I’m somewhat of a savage.

[celest spade]

Wanna tell me which part is gta media?

[tardy stone]

@wraith sable Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.

Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.

This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting

Requested by: @celest spade

[wraith sable]

Thats what my character is based on

[celest spade]

Then put your character. Not some random image.

[wraith sable]

Ill put them side by sife

[outer barn]

This ain’t true but can we all agree who think sparrow gets destroyed by a feather are just shitty pilots

[compact pagoda]

But are the community jobs 2x?

[keen summit]

how did bro get these cinematic shots

[tacit geyser]

approved or not?

[compact pagoda]

Yes

Why the apartment though

[tacit geyser]

it was already there

[compact pagoda]

No but what business is that, standard heists?

[tacit geyser]

yup

[steel quest]

IVE done it AGAIN

[random tundra]

[steel quest]

this is the second time

of me being so terrible at driving

i might just use bicycle 😭

[random tundra]

stuck there?

[steel quest]

yep

[random tundra]

[steel quest]

first was with ignus getting stuck on the small rook by the burton center

and now im stuck under the bridge in that arches with vigilante

[drowsy nymph]

How does bro even get stuck like that

[pulsar stump]

Y’all think ur cayos are bad i got no gold nor paintings..

[steel quest]

Idfk

[steel quest]

you found cokes?

outside compound?

[pulsar stump]

Nope just weed

[drowsy nymph]

Bro I’ve just got the sub💀

[pulsar stump]

Lol fr

[drowsy nymph]

🙏🙏🙏🙏

[steel quest]

Worst luck bro.

but i think weed is like third best loot.

[pulsar stump]

Ikr and this is ma 6th time getting the bonds

[drowsy nymph]

The painting is good ain’t it?

[pulsar stump]

Think so

[drowsy nymph]

Isn’t it the best secondary item

[steel quest]

nope

best second loot is gold, second best is coke and third is weed

[pulsar stump]

Yeh fr

[drowsy nymph]

Kk

[steel quest]

Ok so is it hardmode or normal mode @pulsar stump

[drowsy nymph]

Why Tf did lester just celebrate my words

[steel quest]

and were u doing solo or duo

Slayer

[drowsy nymph]

Isn’t solos the best when you know the layout really good

[steel quest]

yea

[drowsy nymph]

Also how long do you think the setup missions take for the cayo heist?

[steel quest]

And weed takes like 37.50% bags

[pulsar stump]

Normal

[steel quest]

1 hour or less

[drowsy nymph]

Damn

[drowsy nymph]

Do you need to do them every single time

Or are some just do it once and it’s good

@steel quest

[steel quest]

everytime u do the heist

after u've done the scoping, you will always do preps

[unique mason]

Rockstar editor

[compact pagoda]

Rare good character

[unique mason]

Thanks

[velvet quarry]

Dayummm

I want my char to look that real too lmao

[elfin hill]

I’ve gotten worse. Tequilla and only cash. I did it anyway the payout barley hit 1,000,000

[elfin hill]

The only thing I would change is I would put both the acid lab and nightclub above agency.

[drowsy nymph]

Bro left him some money to pay his taxes

[craggy pond]

why is it only worth 5k 😭

im definetly ignoring the fact i got this shi for free in a starter pack

[untold oar]

Anything that you get for free has no sale value

Anything that you get has half of the sale value and modification value

[craggy pond]

Well i guess im not using it nor selling it now

[spring yew]

turismo r isnt a bad starter car

unless you already have something better

[craggy pond]

Thats the thing bro

yea

Not exactly in a starter phase anymore

[spring yew]

fair enough

[lofty charm]

Guys , is there allowed to post links to yu videos here ?

[untold oar]

As long as you're not advertising them sure

But you need level 5 so chat a bit more then you can send it

[lofty charm]

No advertising, just my cinematic works

[untold oar]

Ye but keep chatting until you get the level 5 role

[lofty charm]

Got it , thanks 🙏

Anyone knows the race tracks mod ? Preferably suitable fo F1?

[spring yew]

New patch?

[untold oar]

Patch notes should come soon

[steel quest]

@arctic agate this is where my arcade is at

close to casino, my high end apartment andoffice

[arctic agate]

Personally I just scatter my businesses and apt all over the city so I can vary my spawnpoints

[steel quest]

Yea

for me i just put my businesses close to my office and agency

inside city, which is more convenient.

hangar isnt, since i put it in fort zancudo

[rugged radish]

How r u sending pics

Cause I can’t

@steel quest

[steel quest]

well,

if ur on mobile

[whole cape]

Chat more

Need level 5

[rugged radish]

Oh

Ok

[steel quest]

Ah screw it, ima get phantom wedge

[rugged radish]

Ye I am

[steel quest]

Yeah u need to be lvl 5

[dusky timber]

his playstation is lvl 5 tho

[steel quest]

Phantom wedge is such a fun thing

there's no doubt

Its not a great vehicle for pvp

but rlly fun to mess around in freeroam