gta-media

[outer barn]

Bro got clowned by his own horn

Nightshark users always suck ass

[sterile fox]

window plating

[outer barn]

Actual clown

[nimble yew]

Holy crap the tunnel trick actually worked

[torpid blade]

What trick

[wind reef]

If you are a NPC in GTA online

[void marten]

What's wrong with window plating

[sterile fox]

provides pretty much no protection, and takes away all your offensive capabilities

[pale dirge]

working hard there, aren't ye?

[celest spade]

"Hey, boss here. Look like working."

[outer barn]

Useless

Removes the ability to throw sticky bombs and it’s still easy to get shot

[mystic pendant]

Can shoot the metal bits of the window plates n bullets just pass thru

Almost as tho they forgot to drop the size of the hit box for that window glass

[lethal birch]

@opaque tartan

[lethal birch]

That’s Last Gen I think. Idk why that’s being weird

[opaque tartan]

Not last gen

That's 360 and PS3, displayed in Ghillies Video

[thick shard]

Who has a crew that i can join

[proper canyon]

Like my avatar?

[compact pagoda]

neh

[proper canyon]

you level 600... im only 175

[compact pagoda]

i know.. i know

[proper canyon]

that must have taken a long time lol

my dad plays and hes level 690 or sum like that

[nimble yew]

If I earn an achievement on Steam,

Will those clothes unlock?

I'd rather unlock all the Casino stuff without doing it XD

[compact pagoda]

4 year old character

[proper canyon]

thats about how old his is

[dusky timber]

dudes will register on a decade old game then talk shit to or fawn over players with a higher rank

[compact pagoda]

What did it do!..

[candid quest]

Crazy because cops do really suck like that in the game lmao

[frail orbit]

Yeah
We went from referring to 360 and ps3 as last gen to xb1 and ps4 as last gen
Time flies 😭

[compact pagoda]

lol

[twin yarrow]

Guess I'll fight the winner...

[outer barn]

I love my male character

[opaque tartan]

All 10 done in less than an hour, a quick daily 300K

[proven condor]

nice

[rugged field]

not mine

[visual abyss]

LJT in real life?

[obsidian sparrow]

wagga wagga

the fuck is wagga wagga

oh a city in australia

[visual abyss]

who the fuck named it wagga wagga

like thats the worst name you can come up with, sounds like shaking your ass cheeks

[dusky timber]

[odd glacier]

I was doing bmx tricks on my bike...

[compact pagoda]

Deserved

[upper wren]

Just a few mins ago on lspdfr

[odd glacier]

What are you talking about?

[compact pagoda]

For riding a bmx

[odd glacier]

That doesn't mean I deserved it.

I am allowed to ride a bmx.

[rugged field]

oppresor mk 2 is stronger than bmx

[odd glacier]

I just wanted to do tricks

[rugged field]

do tricks with the luxor deluxe its cheaper than bmx

[odd glacier]

You're lying

[rugged field]

luxor deluxe is 10 and the bmx is 100

[odd glacier]

Luxor deluxe is a plane. A private jet.

@rugged field

[rugged field]

it can do tricks

@odd glacier

[final geode]

Heyy

[rugged field]

Gayy

[wide heath]

Bro, both bikes are weak

The only advantage is that it can fly

[rugged field]

faggio mod

[wide heath]

Bmx wipes

[sterile cedar]

Hello,I have a question, is there a Pole playing here?

[hushed anchor]

Zesty pose.

[pine marlin]

No hate but Can I ask what are all the Palestine protests for?

[hushed anchor]

Long Story.

[cosmic prawn]

What I do here guys

[bronze tiger]

verify game

[cosmic prawn]

How bruh

[bronze tiger]

steam, Library, GTA5, right click, properties, Installed files, Verify

[cosmic prawn]

I plating through epic

Same way?

[bronze tiger]

no

just google the epic version

[dusky timber]

try again tomorrow or (not guaranteed to work) go to %userprofile%\Documents\Rockstar Games\GTA V\Profiles\ur profile and delete/rename pc_settings.bin (this will reset a lot of your game settings

[errant cargo]

It happened to me again yesterday just delete the profiles folder and it will work again

[dusky timber]

deleting just that file is enough

[cosmic prawn]

ok it worked after restarting for the 8th time

[uncut steppe]

Sick ahh jump

[carmine nebula]

Why you shouldn't drink and drag race

[tender coral]

I got truck-kun’d

[whole cape]

i had this npc stuck to me, brutal

[compact pagoda]

those first 14 seconds are NOT pleasant to the ears

[balmy vortex]

Fr

How much they are selling this

[mild hearth]

idk but I'd drive it more than my other cars if I could lol

[whole cape]

Sry there was actually a tornado in the city

[balmy vortex]

From which app I can buy this

[mild hearth]

you cant

[balmy vortex]

F

[wide heath]

Ah, my car

The rusty ruiner 2000

[slim ingot]

Is there anything i need to achieve, for me to be able to send videos/pictures

[ivory goblet]

Hang out for a while

Talk -> level -> pics

[slim ingot]

aight

[whole cape]

zoomin in the stirling gt

bro was literally inches away from disaster

[soft compass]

I’m very addicted to gta 5 since 2018

[elfin arrow]

getting there

[whole cape]

Slightly rookie numbers

[elfin arrow]

dacian how many hours do you even have

over 10k yet?

[scarlet citrus]

This.. is not ok

[soft compass]

Not rookie numbers

[scarlet citrus]

For the past 6 years, you lost 1 hour of your life everyday to GTA V

That's insane

[whole cape]

Ive had 10k for years now lmao

[elfin arrow]

[whole cape]

[soft compass]

It’s not that bad

[scarlet citrus]

Overall, it isn't great also.

[elfin arrow]

it isn't wasted time if you enjoyed it

[whole cape]

Real

[elfin arrow]

i have like 11k hours total and i don't regret it

not that i enjoyed all of those hours

[whole cape]

[scarlet citrus]

My math ain't mathing, but basically 6 years have 52560 hours, he played 5366 hours

[whole cape]

I think im in the 15k hour range its the game ive always consistently mainly played, dont really regret that

[scarlet citrus]

Almost 1/10th of 6 years only on GTA

[soft compass]

Not that bad only played 6 months in total for gameplay

[scarlet citrus]

I recalculated it.. It's 2,5hrs every day for 6 years

[soft compass]

I don’t regret that I enjoyed playing

[whole cape]

No fun allowed outside your regular life

[soft compass]

I go outside everyday mate

[scarlet citrus]

Well depends on your age also, but that's still unhealthy amount

[whole cape]

[soft compass]

Like I said I don’t regret it I still enjoy the game 🤷

[scarlet citrus]

I did not say that you should regret it

[soft compass]

Ok

[whole cape]

[nimble yew]

ever just

take a break in game XD

Cause you don't have a hot-tub irl

or a bathtub to actually relax in

[whole cape]

when u see pigeons just vibin and minding their own business on the beach

what da dolphin doin

[opaque tartan]

OH YOU FUCKERS
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1028431433057964154/1240068044844171264/a52c7308-c70c-46aa-9e4a-52629cbcf089.mp4?ex=664536dd&is=6643e55d&hm=3ff95711303a6a855d7ea88aadb79661eef4a322f096498717dace87534663d5&

[trim elk]

Sir do you have AIDS or never play another game before in your life or just came from Rust?

[opaque tartan]

Oh no wonder

[gaunt ledge]

Does anyone know the name of this car + what site?

[opaque tartan]

Judging by the front headlights... Maybe the Jester Classic?

[obsidian sparrow]

yeah its the jester classic

[obsidian sparrow]

legendary motorsport

[gaunt ledge]

Thanks y’all. 🙏

[dusk pawn]

I hope those who drop collectibles without asking get cancer and die in pain

[storm sentinel]

I asked Chatgpt to make an outfit for me i got this

[outer barn]

honestly

better than most fits people make

[arctic agate]

Goofy ahh combination

[untold oar]

Since when does gpt 3.5 support images

[storm sentinel]

I just copied the outfit from the description

[storm sentinel]

Thank you

[dusky timber]

good

[dusky timber]

they won't

[dusky timber]

toyota supra, carsandbids.com

[soft compass]

I played multiple games I joined PlayStation since 2016

[opaque tartan]

Rate the whip

[finite light]

Carsandbids.com mentioned

[true bough]

• luxury flight cross map and passing out from alcohol poisoning

W lobby

[oblique hedge]

That is not nice doesn’t matter what they did

[compact pagoda]

It's not even that serious you just got like 5 levels

I'd be happy about that

[velvet quarry]

ong bruh they r so annoying

ruining progress and achievements/awards for nothin ffs

[true bough]

I bought GTAO on a new account once so I'd have legit progress (modders ruined it) and in less than a minute of spawning for the first time a guy pulled up, I got in his car, and he started dropping collectibles on me

[velvet quarry]

piece of shit man

i was in the exact same situation as you

[true bough]

Mods don't even bother me that much. I just wish I could turn off accepting things like that. That would change everything

[velvet quarry]

fax

[bronze tiger]

what's going to happen is that they will likely reset your character and give you back the rp and total money associated with it

Realistically you'd have a better time asking a modder to remove the weapons and not worry about the collectibles than asking a indian R* technician to fix something

[elfin hill]

Indian R* technician… that’s a new one…

[dusk pawn]

Weapons are irremovable even with mods

Ask me how I know (:

[elfin hill]

They shall find a way

[bronze tiger]

weapons are removable with mods

Ask me how I know this 🙂

[dusk pawn]

I tried, didn’t work :/

[bronze tiger]

lower class menu

[dusk pawn]

Damn. Are collectibles removable on it? 😄

[high blade]

isnt it temp tho

as soon as you leave and join everything comes back

[bronze tiger]

nope

[bronze tiger]

some weapons are "perma weapons"

[cyan crag]

You can hide weapons by interacting with the weapon locked

[dusk pawn]

I tried only with combat pistol I bought on accident. I could remove it, new session it returned

[bronze tiger]

meaning can't normally be removed via a locker or changing sessions, or restarting your game

[bronze tiger]

you bought it; even if you drop it, you still own it so you'll respawn with another one.

my hunny bunny

[cyan crag]

They should stop adding automatic rifle #48242 weapons and add more weapons that are actually new

[dusk pawn]

As I’ve said. Irremovable

[bronze tiger]

need automatic musket

[high blade]

[cyan crag]

Like flashbangs or the granade launcher with granades that explode near an enemy

[bronze tiger]

gun locker?

[high blade]

when do we get new cars dawg

[dusk pawn]

That’s not removing though

[bronze tiger]

yes it is

[cyan crag]

Summer update

[dusk pawn]

It is not? You still own it, it still appears on heists

[bronze tiger]

ok? I guess cope on the heists

[dusk pawn]

So as I’ve said. Irremovable.

[bronze tiger]

you can't nuh uh weapons on gta without cheats

[bronze tiger]

I actually have a solution: delete your character

[bronze tiger]

average next gen tryhard fit

[dusk pawn]

Its not a solution lmao

[cyan crag]

Teenage gangsta wannabe

[bronze tiger]

it's a solution; just not a good one.

Go to rockstar support and make a ticket for it

[cyan crag]

Full black suit

[bronze tiger]

if you don't want to do either, then literally cope with owning a combat pistol

[bronze tiger]

Actually somehow doesn't look like a tryhard fit, Nice

[dusk pawn]

Thats what im doing, im coping lmao. Still a fucked up unfinished mechanic of owning a weapon.

[cyan crag]

Yeah i was making a john wick outfit

I also have a version with mask and gloves

[bronze tiger]

I thought you were

with mask it comes off like goons

I wish you could really customise the associate outfits

[fiery aspen]

why.

[opaque tartan]

Can't be worse than getting tequila and all cash with only 1 weed(has happened to me 2 times)

[fiery aspen]

oh god sounds like a nightmare

[arctic agate]

Looks 🔥 from the neck downwards

[cyan crag]

Id smash my character

[uncut meadow]

Yo

[elfin hill]

I remember this

[elfin hill]

Oh yes I remember that too

You love that character hm

[wide heath]

You said that so casually

[rugged field]

looks really nice, the mask kinda throws it off though

[cyan crag]

Yeah i use mainly the one without mask

[short gull]

can anyone help me?

[proper canyon]

why wont it let me type here

i used to be able to

[elfin arrow]

you've never been able to

[dusky timber]

u weren't

[lethal birch]

How come I haven’t received the Mastermind and Elite for OG heist role yet?

[untold oar]

How long has your thread been open for

[lethal birch]

2 days

[untold oar]

I'm surprised

I'm sure they will get around to it whenever they can or maybe oreo can do it for you

[lethal birch]

Ok

[celest spade]

ended because it timed out.
You couldn't get past and open a thread it seems.

[untold oar]

Did he not do the last step required to open the thread properly

[celest spade]

Seems like it.

So, the thread was not open at all.

[lethal birch]

Oh

[lethal birch]

I did what the thing said so. Idk

[untold oar]

Did it say that a thread was opened by the moderators

[lethal birch]

Idk but I think it messed up when I did both at the same time. Am I supposed to do one at a time?

[mortal zodiac]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-vDDsv42s

[tiny adder]

Exactly! Where's my flamethrower for patriotic BBQs!? 🔥

And same thing for cars. When R* themselves removed >100 cars from the in-game websited b/c no one was buying them maybe they should have taken that as a subtle hint to stop making MOAR boring shitboxes that are just variants on each other & do nothing special aside from getting you from Point A to Point B.

They should take a look at the excellent Mad Max game for how to do extremely fun Car-Fu in a massive open-world right. Starting w/ the car-poon. 😈

In a game about car theft & mass-murder, why are weaponized vehicles so limited? 🤨

Things like 007-esque tire-slashers/oil-slick dispensers/passenger ejection seats (for when your buddy gets annoying on a long road-trip 😉 ) would be rad af.

Or an ammo crate in the trunk where you could load it up w/ extra ammo beforehand & have your own resupply when you go shooting someplace up. How about an option to purchase medical supplies for the cars to be able to heal? A mechanic's kit so you can repair your own car in the field?

For a game so BIG & ambitious, it feels strangely... empty. 🤷🏻‍♂️

And we know from RDR2, R* can very much make even vast tracts of wilderness interesting when they really want to.

[nimble yew]

harry potter and the carbine mkii

[unreal yew]

https://youtube.com/shorts/3Kth5kRqIag?si=SG3Vx087odfWNTz0

[tribal latch]

This took way too long.

[cyan crag]

Whats christianitys stance on bombing civilians

[next belfry]

ah i just got the name "toreador"

[odd glacier]

Can this be replayed?

[untold oar]

It tells you right there that you can

[odd glacier]

I don't see it

[untold oar]

The start button

[whole cape]

pullin up to lsc in a hurry be like

[quartz grail]

$50000

place your votes

[arctic agate]

San Andreas nostalgia kicks in

[quartz grail]

its on

[bronze tiger]

[untold oar]

That's insane

[bronze tiger]

gambler's high

[quartz grail]

although for some reason im softlocked now

[untold oar]

I'm saving that

[bronze tiger]

the house has you by the balls

[quartz grail]

still cannot go 15 minutes in gta without having to suspend process my way out of a softlock

do console players not have these problems or do they just suffer eternally when it does

[untold oar]

There's this really nice thing called public sessions

[untold oar]

It happens but it happens a lot less

But ps4 and Xbox One are pretty much the same as pc

[quartz grail]

I know there is, I'm in a public session

[bronze tiger]

it's usually modders fucking with the session causing shit to slow down

[untold oar]

Yes but they're not actually nice so you go to private lol

[quartz grail]

yeah its always modders fucking up the session

becoming the session host and loading 30000000 scripts

but they're the "good ones" because they spawn in funny cars, right guys?

[untold oar]

No

[noble gulch]

Dayum

[quartz grail]

I never got the money

lessgoooo

[untold oar]

He got the cash

[quartz grail]

the chips I spent on the bet are gone but I didnt get the 100k because I had to leave the session

I have blown up someone's car in protest

[whole cape]

[lethal birch]

Is cayo perico heist can be done stealthy??

Yeah

[lethal birch]

W grammar

[lethal birch]

Oo

Tried for like 5-6 times but the guard detect the bodies and send chopper etc to kill

[lethal birch]

Give me your patience 🙏

[lethal birch]

It can be done stealthy but outside the compound after getting all the loot, if you shoot down the guard next to the bike, sooner or later it'll get detected.

but by the time it gets detected, you should be out

Ok

Thnks

[arctic agate]

Not if you kill the guy driving the car

[lethal birch]

too slow, just kill the guard next to the bike, take the dirt and jump off the hills gliding a bit to escape cayo a little quicker

by the time the heli spawns, you would be out and transitioning into the cutscene

[arctic agate]

I mean you said "sooner or later you'll be detected" which isn't true

[lethal birch]

sooner or later it'll get detected ( and I think that the valkyrie heli always spawns regardless the body being found or not )

and by the time anything spawns, you would be near the whale skeleton ( which is a rough estimate to escape cayo )

[untold oar]

What's the debate

[cyan crag]

Ofc

[cyan crag]

You need to know which guards you can kill and which not, also the helicopter is always sent out after you when you leave the compound

[lethal birch]

Oo , but how will I know which guard to kill or not?

[cyan crag]

You gonna need youtube tutorials, i stopped playing cayo after they implemented the body detection

Before that bodies used to dissapear when the new batch of guards would spawn

[lethal birch]

Oo ok thnks

[finite sail]

@late elk last week

[late elk]

Ur on PC so most likely a modder put it as the primary objective

[carmine nebula]

Worlds first casual white duffle bag outfit

[opaque tartan]

Get fucked stupid pigs

[lethal birch]

With GTA+ or no?

[opaque tartan]

With gta+

[obsidian pivot]

movie studio makes nice photo place

[whole cape]

Might be better during the day

[steel quest]

https://youtu.be/Q3oKEz8RHm4?si=d7ph2hvMrB05z1QV

@fiery cairn

this might help you

[fiery cairn]

Console?

[steel quest]

ok wait

[fiery cairn]

PS4

[steel quest]

https://youtu.be/RAahIFI4pgg?si=i1yTnT_Q_Rf8L_sL

here

[cyan crag]

Tell me once there are off radar glitches

Theyre always so fun

Not for pvp ofc, but for trolling

[fiery cairn]

Don’t think it’s working

I stop at the Conner south but won’t put me in the room

[compact pagoda]

rc imani tech cars

[steel quest]

Weird because im on pc

and still works.

[fiery cairn]

I tried a different way

Maybe it was patched or playstion

[fiery cairn]

It’s not working

[steel quest]

Well mine works..

[earnest jetty]

Just put like 1.9 mil into this

[compact pagoda]

Good stuff

[fiery cairn]

Any other methods?

[steel quest]

nope sorry

[dusk pawn]

Is there a way to get full resolution pics from snapmatic?

Or just any way to get them into a file so I can share here

[hardy epoch]

Use printscreen

[dusk pawn]

The gui is in the way. Or am I blind and i can turn it off?

Because uploading to social club and extracting from there.. isnt very nice lol

[untold oar]

Use screenshots with the HUD off

That's the best way to grab high quality images

And it's way better

[dusk pawn]

Yeah, but it’s impossible then to get good angles

Or you mean the hud on the camera app turns off?

[untold oar]

Are you using the camera app or the Rockstar editor

[dusk pawn]

Camera

[untold oar]

Try to hide the hud in settings as well as the radar and see if it carries to the camera

I believe there was a button to do it in the camera app I'm just not sure what it is on PC

[tidal coral]

https://youtu.be/vyjKHjp5DHI?si=l_mjpqecAoPx_JBM

Rockstar needs to fix the mk2 or release a better version

[dusky timber]

do they?

[tidal coral]

Well it’s underpowered now after the nerfs

[dusky timber]

good

try getting gud instead of having to rely on auto tracking to do the job for you

[untold oar]

Hi oreo

[cyan crag]

Youre insane

They should delete it completly

[arctic agate]

Saying the mk2 is underpowered just because the missiles got nerfed? Ridiculous.

[whole cape]

when you activate super speed

noice

[next belfry]

is this ur whole personality

[mystic pendant]

If anything they should nerf it more

Then put the price back to what it used to be maybe take guided missiles off it completely

[bronze tiger]

if you're that desperate, buy the deluxo

[cyan crag]

His name is "try hard griefer" ofc its his personality 😭

[gleaming spear]

Bait

[tidal coral]

I don’t think it is

[dusky timber]

[tidal coral]

How much is the deluxo

[bronze tiger]

5 mil

give or take

the money from (nothing) to make a mk2 and deluxo battle ready is around 2 mil difference

but overall, if you have an upgraded moc, you're gonna be good for deluxo griefing

[main bison]

Hello I got suspended from online playing they say I violated the chat rules but I don’t use the text or voice chat I’m getting spam reports in two days I got like 20 emails and still getting the suspension was one day then two days now three

Anyone can help me out with some tips and advices

[bronze tiger]

there's not really anything you can do but respond to rockstar support

if not that, switch to another game for a week

and block whoeve you pissed off

[elfin arrow]

https://youtu.be/aqVxTN91Yp8 @delicate meadow i'm just too good 😔

[night comet]

That’s INSANE!!!!! I’m genuinely impressed

I can do it stealthy too but I take a more cautious approach on foot, I’m still pretty efficient with it. But THAT? That’s aggressive stealth right there bro. AWESOME

[arctic agate]

He's a speedrunner and practices speedrunning a lot. Crazy for us but normal for him

[night comet]

I mean he could switch the to deluxo for pvp. I just use the opmk2 for getting around

That’s still impressive ngl. If you got time on your hands to perfect the craft, it’s a beautiful thing. I watch a lot of other speedrun vids of some of my other fave games

[arctic agate]

Yeah I'm impressed too, he did it 3 times faster than me. I'm just careful all the time

[night comet]

I mean I can speedrun the cayo perico heist, if I go primary target only, I BELIEVE my fastest time was 7 minutes 30 seconds. Elite challenge was like, 11 minutes and something?

But I’m sure there’s others who’d blow that out the water 😅. I respect it

[arctic agate]

Speedrunning on console is somewhat harder than on pc because of how agile and fast the controls on pc are. With practice, yes, you can speedrun cayo. I used to do the finale in nearly 15 mins, now with practices my best time is sub 7 minutes with elite challenge.

[devout epoch]

Avoid the game for a week like that guy said. Someone's got a bone to pick with you for whatever odd reason it is

But they'll find something else that's shiny to play with and forget about it eventually

[untold oar]

Would've been even faster if you didn't miss the shots

[elfin arrow]

stupid fucking helicopters firing missiles

[untold oar]

Yep

They're also scripted not to hit you

But sometimes the script fails

[rustic bone]

Smh… I swear the new community guidelines are bs.

[untold oar]

@rustic bone why are you even using the in-game voice chat

[rustic bone]

I’m not, I messaged a player after killing them

[untold oar]

Oh wow

[rustic bone]

All I said was “GG”

[untold oar]

Lol

[devout epoch]

Someone didn't take the loss very well it seems...

[rustic bone]

The cops give you worse insults

“Nobody gonna be at ur funeral”

[arctic agate]

An exception is Matto

[arctic agate]

So... Why ping me?

[rustic bone]

I thought you were talking about GTA traffic being scripted to hit you

[arctic agate]

I was talking about missiles

[rustic bone]

Ah

Mb

[stone pecan]

[devout epoch]

The npcs are just like actual drivers

[lethal birch]

@untold oar

[untold oar]

@lethal birch

What's the difference

[lethal birch]

It is perfect for me

I'll only accept hakuchou shitzu and nothing else

End of discussion

[arctic agate]

They look nothing different besides the rear wheel section

[lethal birch]

That's exactly the problem doesn't look good and I can't do wheelies

[opaque tartan]

1.8 mil made in 2 days from skydives alone

[opal basin]

IT FUCKING HAPPENED

😭😭😭😭

[dusky timber]

every time it happens it's because people miss one

@lime orchid will confirm

[lime orchid]

for sure

[steel quest]

you can always go on r* editor

[paper gate]

Instead of playing abusive music, play jazz

[undone stirrup]

GTA moment

[compact pagoda]

Best safe rng

[whole cape]

goin ~200 mph in the stinger be like

[compact pagoda]

Only possible reason i'd bother progressing on ps5

What was that raiju pilot thinking

[whole cape]

good question idk

drag bike cruisin in the hills

[uncut hedge]

the singal jammers scams me i did it yesterday and i got the notification that i unlocked the heist member and today when i logged in i got 47/50

[opaque tartan]

All 3 marshalls delivered with 15 seconds left on the clock

[surreal falcon]

HOW DID YOU GET 600 K FROM 1 SKYDIVW

[opal basin]

I got the last one after trying to find for 2 hrs

[surreal falcon]

I just went on gta web. Eu to get the last 12 signal jammers

Can’t send links so I had to space it out

[opaque tartan]

It's the bonus for completing all 10 skydives with gold medals

900K a day
300K from the 10 skydives + 600K for completion bonus

[surreal falcon]

ah okay

[uncut hedge]

i make that twice in 10 min with cayo

[elfin arrow]

but you're cheating

[uncut hedge]

how is that cheating?

[elfin arrow]

replay glitching

[uncut hedge]

i don't

[elfin arrow]

well you certainly aren't doing cayo start to finish in 10 minutes

[uncut hedge]

who says i do the setups?

[elfin arrow]

you

[uncut hedge]

no i don't

[elfin arrow]

so you're cheating

[uncut hedge]

no

[elfin arrow]

then what are you doing

[uncut hedge]

just wait on my friend

to do the setups

[elfin arrow]

you have a friend that's willing to give you 85% cayos finales whenever and no cheating is involved?

not quite sure I'm buying that

[uncut hedge]

yes

he does

idk why

[opaque tartan]

Difference is I'm putting in effort instead of someone doing the effort for me

[amber sky]

id much rather get paid putting in no effort 🤣🤣

[bronze tiger]

But a shark card

[amber sky]

best way to make money imo $8M in 5 seconds is crazy.

[compact pagoda]

Gta+ bonus too right?

[opaque tartan]

Yes

GTA+ gives that amount

[true bough]

[tacit jetty]

@compact pagoda She keeps having shocking face in cut scenes it annoys me

Also the fit bad but idk what to wear

[lethal birch]

genius..

[true bough]

wym

[lethal birch]

the wheels

[true bough]

Yea I love that style

[tidal coral]

It’s a perfect deal

I’m actually getting one

Later this month

[steel quest]

this is patched @amber sky

[tidal coral]

This is totally worth it for this price

[nimble yew]

Well I got hit by a train but

The train tunnel works again

Like for the McTony heist

[steel quest]

train tunnels always works

similar to sewers

[nimble yew]

He's also got a bullet in his chest.

[steel quest]

damn

[nimble yew]

How many cars does this guy have

[drifting fog]

how do people take such good pictures with the camera? Im stuck with using screenshots

[dusk pawn]

Idk, picking the locations and angles mostly

For that one i had to steal an suv so i can stand on its roof lol

[drifting fog]

oh thats how you got the angle

r* should just add freemovement cameras for invite only sessions

[dusk pawn]

Yeah, idk why but recently i spend more time taking pictures than playing the game itself lmao:

[whole cape]

Yall do realize the rockstar editor is a thing right

[drifting fog]

nope, too lazy to learn

[whole cape]

Well thats how people get good pictures typically

It isn’t that complicated. U just record what u want, then go to the editor and add a free camera and get whatever angle u want

[dusk pawn]

“Hi rockstar, i have been modded by cheaters, they added collectibles to my account. Can you remove them?

Rockstar:

What? XD

[compact pagoda]

why complain about getting the collectibles

[dusk pawn]

Because i want to collect them myself?

[cyan lance]

It's fun to collect them yourself, don't want a modder to just.. add them

[untold oar]

Is that what you exactly sent

[dusk pawn]

Yup

[untold oar]

Don't do that you will trigger the bot response

You need to try make it as in-depth as possible and not trigger any keywords that a bot can just easily report to

[dusk pawn]

Meh, 0 fucks given. Went and ordered an ps5

Fuck playing on pc

[dusky timber]

that was a lot of fucks given

[untold oar]

Lol

[dusk pawn]

I mean, yeah that was a sad moment tbh

[untold oar]

Also switching from PC to PS5 if you have high FPS is really annoying

[untold oar]

It's like they punched you in the face and you said "thank you"

[dusk pawn]

Something like that. I mean its just sad that there is no integrity left in gaming these days

[untold oar]

Oh well atleast you can start fresh now without modders

Pro tip: don't put the game in Performance RT because the stutters and FPS drops get really bad after a while

[dusk pawn]

More like cry alot because I need to control my character with 2 nipples in my hand lmao

[untold oar]

Play in performance for stability

[dusk pawn]

Yeah, ill test out the available options to see what suits me best

[untold oar]

Just don't put it on Fidelity you will die

[dusk pawn]

On pc i play 4k60, but tbh i dont really mind playing some games on 30fps, as I do that on some even with pc

[amber sky]

this is playlist, not B2B which is what i thought was being referred to, nvm LOL

[main lion]

bro no no

do not waste 85 dollars on that

if u rlly wanna cheat ur money jus pay like 10 dollars for an account boost

also i made 10 mil in like 2 irl days so its not that hard

[unreal vigil]

EZ Saturday afternoon

[gleaming spear]

Nice

[bronze tiger]

Imagine getting mad at a single action from a modder that you waste 600$ on a gameless console

[mystic pendant]

What's the betting they get the email from rockstar..... "You've been banned for suspected cheating" 😂

[bronze tiger]

doubt

the most i've seen from rockstar is having your character wiped, and your total money and rp returned

[mystic pendant]

Fair it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest tho if Rockstar did something stupid like that banning someone for cheating for telling them someone messed with their account

[gleaming spear]

Never had this kind of stuff happen to me before on cayo

[pale dirge]

thinking this is the most money i've ever had at once in this game and after making another 1 or 2 mil i'll be spending most of it on getting the 3 best mc businesses

[untold oar]

this is wild

I have to save that

My prediction as to what happened is that you hit the longfin in such a way while in the bugged spot that it thought you were just out of bounds in the Los Santos area so it put you there except it's despawned and when the game force killed you it put you on Cayo again

Still insane

[gleaming spear]

No no no
You know that bug where if you stand near the front entrance of the kosatka, sometimes it makes your character just move in place?

[untold oar]

Ye

[gleaming spear]

That's what happened and then I joined my friends cayo while having that bug which triggered this

I was stuck

[untold oar]

[gleaming spear]

They say they didn't see me teleport to Los Santos, just saw floating high up in the sky 💀😭

Saw me*

[shadow scroll]

i am a chicken now :)

[steel quest]

Lol

[keen path]

broski got done so dirty

[main lion]

yoooo why

[elfin arrow]

oh would you look at that

good riddance

[delicate meadow]

i didnt even think of using heavy sniper

[shadow scroll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/919991779221200937.webp?size=48&quality=lossless&name=kekw~2

[steel quest]

😂

[dusk pawn]

The only way to play semi-safely on pc, sadly.

[elfin arrow]

strange, i haven't had any issues in over 5 years and 1500 levels

[dusk pawn]

Havent met any godmodes? Superjumps? Crashers? Collectible droppers? Etc? I dont believe

[elfin arrow]

of course, but those aren't an issue

[dusk pawn]

They are though

Mod menu helps to get rid of them. I use a mod menu only for that, it pings me when a cheater uses cheats in the lobby and I kick them lmao

[steel quest]

there's another players that actually scan who the modder is or who the cheater is @dusk pawn

so if u using mod menu, while being silence or just make excuses to prevent letting other knows,

this players can actually scan who the modder is and tell that you are modding.

[lethal birch]

Actual PC racing lobby O_O weirdly enough no modders

[elfin arrow]

except you?

[lethal birch]

nope

nice attempt at the joke tho

[elfin arrow]

how would you know nobody is modding if you weren't doing it yourself

[lethal birch]

Iam estimating cause nobody was teleporting in 1 second or going insanely fast

That's why I said "weirdly enough"

cause Iam also not 100% certain

[outer barn]

My outfit is bugged.. my day is ruined

Why is the upper body not there 💔

[compact pagoda]

ey?

[outer barn]

Whuh?

[compact pagoda]

What do you mean with upper body?

And what's broken

[outer barn]

There should be the body there

But rockstar makes cosmetics so poorly it just vanishes and I have a floating head

[stark plover]

that happens so much

rockstar is stinky

[outer barn]

And I HATE IT

[stark plover]

your character looks a lot like my character and it took me a minute to realize its male

you cannot tell without looking at the body

[outer barn]

the hair too

[stark plover]

the hair styles should work for both genders like in saints row or something

but rockstar is lazy

[outer barn]

I wish I could use female clothing too

No clue why you can’t genderswap either

[stark plover]

fallout 76 does it well where you can just change your appearance (plus gender) whenever you want

rockstar doesn't have the balls to let male characters wear dresses though

except for trevor

[opaque tartan]

If you think that's bad, keep in mind if you do the Cayo finale you lose your entire stomach and it's replaced with a pink square

[compact pagoda]

The crossdress potential would go crazy

[outer barn]

Trevor got that special privilege bro

Why does he get to be a femboy

[compact pagoda]

Because he’s canadian

[outer barn]

💀

[compact pagoda]

Yea idk

[nimble yew]

Well I've searched the entire area

Nothing.

[whole cape]

Look harder

[nimble yew]

And the game crashed.

YAAAAY I GET TO DO THAT ALL AGAIN

[hardy lichen]

yoo

[whole cape]

true survivor

the vibes

[elfin sundial]

I went on vacation couldn’t play gta had to improvise

[next belfry]

haha real

[wide heath]

He looks like his hand is glued in the box

[terse rose]

bro got his hand stuck in the pringles can

[wide heath]

Hahaha

[worthy ore]

I feel ya, inflation is a bitch rn

!lfg @manic rivet other

[tardy stone]

@manic rivet, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @worthy ore

[upper wren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGXlZti1cxI&ab_channel=TheRoundTable

[pale dirge]

time to spend all this money in the blink of an eye now

don't even think it's enough

[arctic agate]

That's not even enough for a Raiju

[pale dirge]

im buying the mc businesses

[arctic agate]

Well besides using them for nightclub, don't care about them at all

[lethal birch]

ooo yea this is always the most painful part of the contract

[void marten]

That'll get you like 2 cars lol

[dusky timber]

well it's not you spending that money

[pale dirge]

or the meth and cocaine mc business

and 2 cars

got a plate with tgg on it lol

[lethal birch]

[lime orchid]

Unlucky

[void marten]

Oh so you're a starter

[steel quest]

@dense trout

[dense trout]

thanks

[pale dirge]

well, i started a couple weeks ago so ig

I started during the week with the nightclub discounts

ngl, the cluckin bell raid made making money much easier for starter players

i had some illegitimate money from before then since like 2017 but that money practically went into upgrading my sabre turbo custom so i practically started with no money

or i think i had a few hundred thousand but still less than the payout of the raid

so yeah, cluckin bell farm raid is a certified hood classic

[cedar basalt]

Literally impossible to drive this way, it worked perfectly before the windows update

[lethal birch]

windows try not to break everything challenge

[cedar basalt]

weirdly enough, the windows controller test AND the steam controller input tests both show the correct input

specifically GTA is where it goes wrong

great, now the steam interface won't open. I hate this shit

bruh

[cedar basalt]

seems like the whole range is shifted by half of the max range

it is at minimum value when I turn the wheel at half of the max radius, and is at half value when I turn the wheel all the way

even though the testing in both windows and steam works perfectly

[cedar basalt]

restarting PC didn't work either.... I'm so frustrated

OMG I USED THE ANTI DEADZONE SETTING IN STEAM TO FIX IT :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Not only is the problem fixed now, but it handles better than before because there used to be a tiny deadzone (which I always thought was an issue with the wheel, but it was GTA doing that) and now that is entirely gone

I have PERFECT wheel to in-game input translation now

[compact pagoda]

bleh

[mild hearth]

imo I'd probably have the vest somewhat match the pants

there is a vest like that, and it has a bit of that digital camo look

[inland marsh]

is this 10billion?

[arctic agate]

Imagine if making money in gta online was this easy

[lethal birch]

Look at this shit. I got top of the leaderboard and still no racing blonde tattoo

[lethal birch]

10B is 11 digits so count

[slate raven]

rate my Miami fit

[lethal birch]

U trying to be like Lance Vance?

[slate raven]

i knew i saw it somewhere

also there was a movie where 1 of the characters wearing a fit exactly like mine

[burnt cargo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072614569672978432/1241924976924295249/pro.mp4?ex=664bf844&is=664aa6c4&hm=f73b8eb9c57b9820e2ea1444c53a19d1f0e917b521b9fea98d0e8b71c9627ab8&

[next belfry]

who win crippled rouge or raiju

[cedar basalt]

with the "skills" of that raiju pilot you could beat him with a damn tula lmao

[cedar basalt]

@green totem

looks so cool

[green totem]

how did you get it

[outer crescent]

Looks good

[cedar basalt]

Chop Shop, the Gangbanger heist (where you raid the police station)

At the start of the heist, call in the terrorbyte, use Quick GPS to set the marker on the terrorbyte, go inside, save the outfit, and boom

[lethal birch]

W griffin

[dusky timber]

but have they actually

don't give them the dub before you check in game

[lethal birch]

I already checked the game before I commented here

[dusky timber]

W griffin

[craggy pond]

the avengers were unecessarily tanky asf for this mission

[opaque tartan]

I got both of them down while I lost both rudders and the engine was smoking I was in VTOL the entire time, just slowly chipping away

[craggy pond]

i just baited all of em to the city

they either crashed or got stuck

i tried fighting them head on for 30min 😭

[lethal birch]

Why don’t you take them to the windmills? It’s much closer

[craggy pond]

i never knew dat, its my first time playing it

[woven mountain]

Let everyone post photos, whats this joke of a "need to be this level to be allowed to post photos" xD

Locking stuff behind levels which takes a long ass time to accumulate is the most stupid thing, leaving this pos server

[silk wing]

Level 5 barely takes any time

[lethal birch]

It’s not a joke

[lethal birch]

It doesn’t take that long to earn levels. Stop complaining

[arctic agate]

He quit🤣

[opaque tartan]

Imagine being so lazy as fuck that you think level 5 is a long time

[untold oar]

Wait till he sees salty with 350

[lethal birch]

Lmao

[opaque tartan]

Wtf

Skydives really changed LS

[nimble yew]

Easiest way to tell you're near a Lost MC Clubhouse

There's a streetworker outside

[lime orchid]

or just look at your minimap

[nimble yew]

This gun would be good

Except im in the desert

not the snow

Maybe when it snows

I'll bring out the snow camo

[opaque tartan]

Wait is that the Youga

Looks more similar but I won't be able to kidnap npcs

[ivory goblet]

Or if you’re feeling a lil fruity

[opaque tartan]

Fucker fell for it

[lethal birch]

U did the R dirty lol

[undone lintel]

yooo

thats so cool

[compact pagoda]

How did you paint the wheels?

[undone lintel]

the black quad lens looks better

[elfin sundial]

How do you make it say GRAPEVAN

On the license plate

[ivory goblet]

You can buy license plates

[undone lintel]

u can make a custom license plate on rockstar social club website

[whole cape]

that moment when damage gives the already fast s95 more speed n downforce

[true bough]

Requested my heli

[untold jasper]

i miss

[burnt cargo]

So many map icons.

[true bough]

well done

[whole cape]

the bike rly took him to the grave

[lethal birch]

u get used to it

or u can get rlly fast at disabling and enabling them

but shoutout jobs fr life saver

[cedar basalt]

It is unrealistic

SWAT doesn't use quad lens, they use dual lens (if any) or a clean helmet

[carmine nebula]

Or ballistic masks in some countries

[whole cape]

skybox really went turquoise mode for junk energy week

[lethal birch]

i love when it does that

[lethal birch]

idk what causes it but it should get caused more often fr

[whole cape]

Yeah ive probably seen it several times before but never gave too much attention to it, it’s interesting but cool

[untold oar]

I've never seen it before

[void marten]

Neither

How does that even happen

[dusky timber]

[compact pagoda]

Riced out Etron 😞

[nimble yew]

Finished a mission, and

How did I get up here without my clothes

[untold oar]

Was it the Fooligan job

[nimble yew]

OHHHH

It was the trip

[dusky timber]

he has the tat

[untold oar]

it's not the alien tho

[dusky timber]

ok yeah i take that back

walmart ass alien tat smh

[nimble yew]

Whats up with these customers always wanting brown

EVERY Car I've modded they want all the dark shades of color

No blue, red, green,

Brown. Poo-Brown, Barf-Brown

[undone lintel]

cuz they are npcs

[silent basalt]

True, everyone of mine for a whole day was a different shade of brown and I’m like huh 🙂‍↔️

[nimble yew]

Ofc she loves it but as soon as the NPC drives off in it she's going to crash it.

Vamos is just

Well it sounds cool, but holy heck it handles HORRIBLY

[silent basalt]

Found chop in my bed 🙂‍↔️

[dusky timber]

now ur bed is stank

[silent basalt]

Nah I sprayed it 🙂‍↔️

[whole cape]

Thats a dawg

[silent basalt]

🐶

[steel quest]

Messy yet fun to mess around these cusotmizations

[outer barn]

Wait I’m slick with it

[outer barn]

At least it’s not this

[obsidian sparrow]

gotta love pink asbo's

[next belfry]

excellent

[bitter kernel]

What business is that i forgor

[outer barn]

Auto shop

[bitter kernel]

Alr ty

[rugged field]

is it perhaps, recommended by thy self for me to make the purchase of this "arena war motorcycle"

[craggy pond]

god forbid this game has a functioning anti cheat

some jackass running a god mode on

smh

[kindred niche]

https://youtube.com/shorts/I1EdwVVybZc

[untold oar]

Did you not know this

I thought it was pretty clear on 30fps

[untold oar]

Vincent agrees

[celest spade]

Before complaining, Activate Windows.

[craggy pond]

so what if i dont wanna pay for this pc ive been running for 3 years

big deal

[untold oar]

Just hide the watermark using regedit

[untold oar]

https://softwarekeep.com/blogs/how-to/how-to-remove-the-activate-windows-10-watermark

[steel quest]

Uhhh @mystic pendant

[untold oar]

How did you even end up there

[edgy anchor]

Skill issue

[steel quest]

apparently you can get yourself launched when u hit the light poles

[mystic pendant]

You sure your allowed to park there 😂

[steel quest]

I mean it is a freeworld

so i take it.

[whole cape]

kinda satisfying riding down the middle with the lines goin by at warp speed

perfect

[wide heath]

tfw no series B heist

[cyan crag]

Are there wrinkles options for female model?

I want to make a typical grandma character and beat people up with pool cue

[pale dirge]

when the game is so slow to load stuff it doesn't load the door in time and I got to enter the casino lobby

[compact pagoda]

sort of yes

[whole cape]

[opaque tartan]

The last 900K I'm making, dark times

[whole cape]

U should be able to get one more round of it before the event week change

[opaque tartan]

Wdym

Do the skydives reset before the update?

[whole cape]

Yes, like 3 hours earlier than the weekly reset

[opaque tartan]

Guess that means I make a total of I believe 7.2 million from skydives

[whole cape]

[hardy imp]

Finally made it to the top of mount chilliad via a cycle from the airport

[gleaming spear]

How long did it take you to reach the peak of Chiliad from the airport using that cycle?

[hardy imp]

8-10 minutes.

If you spam X

[dusky timber]

cross button destruction success status:

[hardy imp]

Lmao

[stray schooner]

Use fingers elsewhere

[next belfry]

eeeehehehehehhe

[untold oar]

Very nice work

[next belfry]

thxx it took longer than id like to admit

• lolol

[dusky timber]

corporate needs you to find the difference between this video and this video

[next belfry]

sorry brain bad meant

[next belfry]

fun little back n forth

[whole cape]

final 6x junk energy skydives

wonder if i could keep the 6x if i dont restart my game

[untold oar]

You will

Console doesn't have any checks like PC so you can theoretically keep any bonus until the input bug

[whole cape]

Theres some stuff that u cant keep on bonus after the event week, like nightclub I believe

So we’ll see

[elfin arrow]

pc just starts getting transaction and data sync errors if you don't restart

[rugged field]

and rockstar thinks a 4090 is the same as a xbox 1

[shadow scroll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/919991363590844468/1243207961346703410/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2024.04.07-01.38_Trim.mp4?ex=6650a323&is=664f51a3&hm=3cb15f19cd8a4f5a7c0334c3ab56be9013e3f4ed94b64b1283ce563ecdf38db1& chernobog can't really do shit to the hydra because thelockon hitbox is at the back unlike on other planes where it's at the middle of the plane or in the front

[shadow scroll]

pc has no checks either. or an anti cheat

[unique mason]

So just say gta v

[elfin arrow]

but that isn't true

[shadow scroll]

it is true

no checks on pc either

[elfin arrow]

i can't tell if you're trolling or just genuinely stupid

[topaz trench]

jesus christ i clenched just watching

[shadow scroll]

dude

i have over 4k hours in gta online i know gta online a lot more than you do

[elfin arrow]

that's like, a third of my hours

[shadow scroll]

cap

[elfin arrow]

@whole cape verify

how many hours do i have on my main xbox account

[shadow scroll]

nobody has over 10k hours in gta 5 on steam or rgl or any

[elfin arrow]

that's wrong

[arctic agate]

DarkViperAU😑

[topaz trench]

i mean the game's been out for ten years, which is 87600 hours in total

[shadow scroll]

darkviper has over 10k hours and hes the only one

[elfin arrow]

oleg has 17k

[shadow scroll]

cap

[topaz trench]

10000 isn't really unbelievable. a bit much, sure, but believable

[elfin arrow]

you're a fucking idiot

[shadow scroll]

no

[topaz trench]

i have someone on my steam friends list with 8.5k hours

10000 is nothing

[dusky timber]

https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-are-you-sure-discord-gif-22536115

[shadow scroll]

steam hours counter doesn't see anything higher than darkvipers playtime

[dusky timber]

i will put this in the zero iq quotes hall of fame

[shadow scroll]

?

tf is zero iq hall of shame?

[elfin arrow]

all of your messages tbh

[flat latch]

well... nice

[unique mason]

Nice outfit

[whole cape]

Doesn’t look like u have ur achievements and stats visible

[sleek bridge]

yo how do you send pics i cant

[normal bronze]

You need to lvl up in the server

[nimble yew]

What the hell is he doing in here?

You're MY private mechanic

[dusky timber]

they are having an affair

get outta there with your rust bucket

[opaque tartan]

@steel quest

[steel quest]

thats JB700W

Not JB700

the original JB700

[steel quest]

And even that car is not available in pc version

between w and this is the mounting

[obsidian ruin]

:3

[whole cape]

Also i feel like the soft pink chameleon would work with that s95 and livery

[dusky timber]

there are only like 4 cars not available in the pc version... s95, arbiter, wignus, cyclone 2... astron custom

[steel quest]

yikes

but i was wrongJB 700W is available on cp.

[dusky timber]

where?

[whole cape]

🗿

Did bro try being diff by typing pc backwards

[dusky timber]

le computer personeille

[steel quest]

in warstock

[dusky timber]

he didn't get it [ ]

[steel quest]

Look im rustic at taking jokes okay ;-;

[whole cape]

speed difference between hsw entity mt and vigilante

da fastest supers for last gen and current gen

for top speed dat is

[steel quest]

but vigilante is fastest on PC version

[whole cape]

And?

[steel quest]

just the difference

Ofc for consoles HSW entity is fastest or other 1

but on pc obviously its Vigilante

[whole cape]

Obviously

[dusky timber]

me pulling away from vigilantes in my lm87

[whole cape]

lmao7

[dusky timber]

1m87

[steel quest]

(L)m87 amirite

[opaque tartan]

I beg your pardon?

[steel quest]

yeah JB 700W is in warstock on pc

i was just being stupid.

cuz i assume it wasnt available on pc because i just scrolling up and down

for 5 seconds

[whole cape]

💀

[opaque tartan]

I know, I was just mentioning the last bit of the msg

[steel quest]

but yeah JB 700 and JB 700W kind of get confused.

most people thought that JB 700W is removed car but they're just looking at og JB 700

so accidentially spent 1.4m+

And yes

these 2 cars can be easy to miss

which 1 got removed

[nimble yew]

And there we go

All in... 20 minutes.

Well, 15 for setup

[grim storm]

not too bad, not a big fan of the red replacing the carbon accents but the wrap goes hard

oh wait this is a robbery vehicle I'm stupid

[void marten]

😭

[grim storm]

shut up >:(

stop laughing at me i already hurt myself enough over this one >:(((

[void marten]

Hurt yourself how