gta-media

[next belfry]

prolly my fav grind

[lethal birch]

he a lil eepy

[sly falcon]

messed around in gta pc, bought a scramjet and i have joined the large club of...

drowned scramjets

[untold oar]

No one will forget it they will just stop playing

Also you forgot people on PC who won't get a console

[devout arch]

attempt #400 at trying to kill Johnny before the hangar level

immortal motherfucker

[dusky timber]

vanilla unicorn at home:

[untold oar]

Perfect timing

Your character just always has to go out with the default animation then realize what happened its just so funny

[dry sparrow]

Rate the fit

[sly falcon]

looks like a movie villain, decent i think!

found this clip on reddit, matt hoffman would be so proud

[void marten]

oh...

[dry sparrow]

?? 💀

[dry sparrow]

I was going for a bane Type look

[void marten]

it's not something i would wear let's put it that way

[dry sparrow]

I'm embracing my inner tryhard

I think this looks a bit better

[ruby birch]

How do I get this shirt?

[void marten]

that's def not a tryhard fit lol

[smoky perch]

How can I make this a crew emblem

[west plover]

Idk if i can post links tho ik

[smoky perch]

Wdym

[grim storm]

https://youtu.be/aIEmWFaDnxw?si=TuHzRiUbEzSbR-If

this is hilarious lmao imagine complaining about such dumb things

"traffic intentionally crashes into you" no you're just going too fast for the AI to react, they're just doing what R* told them to

[west plover]

Over website u just put it there. It make a code for it then u put it over console on r* website then it make the emblem

[grim storm]

iirc links are at Server Lv5

[smoky perch]

I hate website

Dm me

[west plover]

Well its only over this option

[smoky perch]

I meant what website

Fucking autocorrect

[carmine nebula]

This surano spawned at lsc when I was driving my banshee

[wide heath]

that banshee tho 🔥

[cunning cypress]

why did the npc scream sugar

[fair iris]

most skilled mk2 user vs least skilled scramjet user

[paper gate]

The true tryhard outfit

[next belfry]

little shooty

mk2 could not finish

[cunning cypress]

All that just to fail

[wide heath]

At least you got 13.5k

[cunning cypress]

It was criminal mastermind too

[rugged field]

i got arrested

[grim storm]

F1 wheels haver 😷

[compact pagoda]

Kay

[cunning cypress]

I was going to strip club for mission

[wide heath]

Helluva mission

[grim storm]

holo paint

[void marten]

What car is this

[grim storm]

stinger TT innit

[upper fjord]

Itali GTO Stinger TT Hao's Special Works Edition

[void marten]

God what a beautiful car

Need it immediately

[grim storm]

handling is mid as fuck I've heard

[void marten]

Isn't it crazy fast though

[dusky timber]

below mid

it's down bad

[void marten]

Omg no

No way that's the worst news I've heard ever

Worse than the s95?

[dusky timber]

it is crazy fast but handling is down bad

[void marten]

Fuck

Guess I'll just stick with my s95 then

[cunning cypress]

Does anyone have good editing skills

For documents

[whole cape]

The s95 is prob better for the avg player unless u travel on the freeways alot or can get used to the handling of the stinger. Cant go wrong with the free.99 car still

[void marten]

i'm pretty good at adjusting to handling of cars if i really want to

i guess i'm just wondering if it's worth the switch

well not necessarily switch because i have plenty of garage space

i just mainly use the s95 so that's like my baseline to compare it to

[whole cape]

I guess it could be worth the switch if u drive around in freemode some and like highways and a bit more top speed

[void marten]

i try to drive as opposed to fly in freemode as much as possible because flying is so fucking boring to me

is the top speed super noticeable?

[whole cape]

In the city? Yea i mean its there but s95 still can sorta keep up. On the highway is where theres a bigger difference

Ur top speed on paper, according to broughy, is like identical to the sparrow and probably near some jets so

[void marten]

oh wow it's FAST fast

i mean i have the money to spend so i'll probably buy it anyway

worst case scenario i just never drive it and it's a garage exclusive like the cyclone 2

[whole cape]

Yea lol

It definitely has its use with eating up highways. Think u can do a full circle around the map in like 4-5 minutes

[void marten]

oh holy shit

[gray shore]

GTA Online: The Doomsday Heist trailer music

[void marten]

the doomsday score goes fucking bonkers

[next belfry]

MF DOOM on cayo 🙏🙏

[nimble yew]

Well... I am now hoarding 3 weeks worth of high value cars.

[idle galleon]

the only ones worth hoarding on PC rn

[cold peak]

Where do you see that

Betting is crazy

Dang

Signed, vegas casino association

There’s nothing stopping you from making 9 million irl

[upper fjord]

Me sorry I deleted it forgot to crop, rockstar stole my graph

[quaint parrot]

Finally done

[edgy pier]

Apparently, you can lift trucks with the Duke o Death's wheelie

[true bough]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iYmTX8ndn8 for #gta-online

[dusky timber]

trash video

https://youtu.be/5I-vYo1GUpc?t=220 use this instead

[untold oar]

[upper fjord]

Soon as i seen that the testing was done at an airport i clicked off

[dusky timber]

i immediately knew the video wasn't up to spec when the thumbnail showed cars with no tcc

[upper fjord]

The worst part is the video has 100k more views that broughs guide above

[formal python]

Just standing here after I crashed 2 $10 million dollar jets

[next belfry]

i painta da plane

[formal python]

I hit yous again

[fair iris]

this is what the average gta modded acc seller on consoles is making

[untold oar]

Problem is they actually just just just the game after 2 hours realizing that they effectively ruined the entire purpose of the game and find it extremely boring because they ruined it and blame it on the game while the seller is just getting duped accounts and doing nothing

[formal python]

Did this mf just buy an account

[fair iris]

he's my friend 💀

[untold oar]

😭

[turbid flicker]

Gambling is profitable

[formal python]

Loser friend fr Imagine paying for an account like that

[fair iris]

idk man he's earning real cash , he even got me a good mod menu for free

[upper fjord]

Tax man gonna be on his ass

[fair iris]

sometimes him and I troll fiveM servers

[formal python]

Oh even worse you are a modder

[fair iris]

i joined the dark forces after getting wiped out for 2 fucking times

i was fucking level 200 on arena

[formal python]

Your kind is what prevented my friends from joining me on pc

[turbid flicker]

Wiped cause u cheated?

[formal python]

Fuck you

[turbid flicker]

Woop woop

[fair iris]

no modders wiped me out

they corrupted my acc

now I got myselfa mod menu so I don't get corrupted

[formal python]

Your kind will never be tolerated

[fair iris]

ok

[turbid flicker]

Real

[fair iris]

💀

[celest spade]

The game is rigged from the start.

[feral oyster]

Anyone help me get money please

[tardy stone]

@feral oyster, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino Heist: #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @dusky timber

[nimble yew]

Go to your phone, "Quick Join", and select a gamemode.

[smoky perch]

Does this mean the logo is updated

[bronze pine]

cool

[nimble yew]

I got sick of my guns being removed during jobs so I decided to just ditch the crappy Pistol and Sub-Machine-Gun.

Idk why I even upgraded them in the first place

[dusky timber]

yesterday i used them to set up infinite ammo

fmj for revolver mk2 and regular ammo for tactical smg

[formal python]

i got on top of the arena thing with my bike and my awesomeness

[lethal birch]

are you humping the air😭

[formal python]

yes

[next belfry]

what do yalls outfits look like, im look for inspire cus im tired of run same outfits for like 2 years

[silent matrix]

suits for the win

[formal python]

biker suits for second place

[silent matrix]

frfr

[next belfry]

yee i thinking of doing a yakuza sorta suit

pinstrips n such

[compact pagoda]

They failed

[silent matrix]

that gotta be stressful AF

[elfin arrow]

i have incendiary on revolver because all the enemies go ooh aah uuh and it's funny

[compact pagoda]

Well it was more amusing than stressy

they sucked

[silent matrix]

a low level was flying the velum in a public lobby and i decided to follow him with my oppressor, dude got scared af in the chat, begging everyone to leave him alone

[dusky timber]

i use it to one shot heli rotors

the problem with enemies is that they all have so much hp that they go and then get up and resume the shooting

[elfin arrow]

true...

[formal python]

my bike isn't biking

[wide heath]

Lemon party

[whole cape]

Gaming

[next belfry]

hi @low sierra

[stark plover]

stalker

[next belfry]

hi @stark plover

[stark plover]

i live in an igloo

fake picture

[next belfry]

like patrick spunchbob but cold

[opaque tartan]

Holy shit Rockstar actually did something

[stark plover]

why did you contact support

[opaque tartan]

Because

The suit will probably be rare

I didn't even have to win 3 races, I just told them there was an issue with the weekly challenge being checkmarked despite me never completing it making it impossible for me to get the suit and 100K

[stark plover]

also i swear to god they have an ai writing this

"we hope these rewards enhance your gaming experience" 🤖

[upper fjord]

So you lied?

[opaque tartan]

No

It was genuine, there was a bug with the weekly challenge

This was checkmarked, but I had never actually completed the challenge

[stark plover]

when will you ever change your characters face

[upper fjord]

Oh. Okay yeah I've seen issues with challenges before like that, i just thought you messaged them anyway even though you knew you didn't even attempt to do it

[whole cape]

slightly satisfying no hud open wheel racing

[formal python]

False advertising there's a hud of the F1 car

[whole cape]

Hud n map turned off at least the f1 hud looks cool

[formal python]

Fair

[lethal birch]

It’s with every one of the challenges

[opaque tartan]

Easy

For anyone that has the bunker shooting range: Do the minigun glitch and complete all tiers for each challenge, your throwable capacity gets upgraded by 5, I think the weapons by the range also upgrade, and you get some clothes

[next belfry]

is this glitched or vanilla

[whole cape]

Very likely glitched lol

[ruby birch]

🥹

Won it twice 😔

[quaint parrot]

Me too last week through the second time I got a discount voucher

[rugged field]

like my name 🍋

[next belfry]

does the gaiter exist withiut the hat

[dusky timber]

get into any hardtop car and see if everything goes away or just the hat

[storm sentinel]

Hardtop car doesnt work ive tried it my guess is to try the jetski method where you hop on the ones at vespucci beach by the fair and hop off like the bandana glitch

[next belfry]

tried making outfit for flying, thoughts?

[shut wharf]

Aint no way

[dusky timber]

buy led strip diffusers

[worthy ore]

Aint no way pagan min is giving him hair cut, mf survived civil war in kyrat💀

[true bough]

What a beaut

Found it on an old random acc I made

[ornate tusk]

Going to

[lethal birch]

.

[shadow scroll]

wot? the bullet went past me and then a few ms later i died?

[shadow scroll]

glitched. easy to do

also anyone remember the old wasted sound from gta online?

[compact pagoda]

Is that the ps3 ui

[shadow scroll]

ye

[compact pagoda]

How..

[shadow scroll]

mods

[stray prairie]

how do i send image?

[grim storm]

Lv5 innit?

just talk in the server more until you level up to 5. you'll get a role for it.

[stray prairie]

aight thanks

[forest inlet]

My new desktop. Game is old, but still looks good.

[candid meadow]

god damn why is it so stretch

[forest inlet]

3 monitors in 4K

[candid meadow]

oh

[shadow scroll]

since when does rockstars anti cheat actually work?

[elfin arrow]

that message has nothing to do with rockstar

it's a cheater kicking those people

[errant cargo]

@elfin arrow that is true 👍

[devout epoch]

The irony

[compact pagoda]

hm

[dapper goblet]

You can tell gtao is an old game by the massive bezels on their model laptops

[thorn lagoon]

lmaoo true

[molten vector]

Lol

[compact pagoda]

it almost worked

[harsh igloo]

Bro fell for it

[ornate helm]

i would be on death row

[lethal birch]

not even taking me in alive I'm being burned at the cross

[elfin arrow]

rookie numbers

[smoky perch]

Why is this fella so short

[formal python]

that fella so foolish

[rugged field]

he took off his air forces

[candid meadow]

bro was literally serious

[nimble yew]

"Good behavior"

[dense sand]

😇

[lethal birch]

minor amount of trolling

[nimble yew]

I think I'm lacking

[formal python]

how do you even check

[obsidian sparrow]

rockstar website

[formal python]

im cooked

[formal python]

how do i have less cop kills than you but like almost 10x more time wanted

[nimble yew]

Idk

Do you prefer to outrun instead of outgunning?

[formal python]

no

sometimes

[opaque tartan]

It's easy to outgun cops just by sitting in the armored kuruma

But that makes it boring

[formal python]

i usually reinforce a store

and shoot whoever i see

[next python]

!shitposting

[tardy stone]

Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.

Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.

This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting

Requested by: @next python

[next python]

*ooops

[vague condor]

every single time when i try to log on, take a min until pop up in the game. has everyone got the same issue?

[nimble yew]

I think that looks better

[next belfry]

im usually on the reciving end of this type of thing

[compact pagoda]

why did this look so slowmotion ish

[lethal birch]

third person movement moment

[whole cape]

And 30 fps

[formal python]

Controller I guess

[ruby birch]

What color schemes are your guys’ yachts? I wanna see something cool so I can copy it and say it’s mine

[old mortar]

level 78 and yacht?

waste of money

[ruby birch]

What else should I buy? I own almost every business except salvage yard

[old mortar]

how much money u got?

[ruby birch]

Rn I have around 4m

I’ve done doomsday before and i cba to do act 3 ever again

[old mortar]

Buy cars tune them and shi

[ruby birch]

I own a full garage of lambos and I still only use my toreador 😭I own a few lowriders too

I use toreador, Krieger, mk 1 and mk2 usually

Sometimes my ignus but not often

[old mortar]

got alll garages filled up now lol just taking them out for a spin picking up low levels

[ruby birch]

lol

Don’t really know what to buy right now

[old mortar]

how u grind?

b2b?

[ruby birch]

Nah

Sometimes but not my main method

[old mortar]

Alr

[ruby birch]

Honestly mainly Cluckin bell and nightclub sales

[old mortar]

aight

[ruby birch]

Nah I can’t ever stay over 5m 😭

[old mortar]

xd

i got abt 30 rn tbh

but i pvp so waste much on ammo etc

havent played ps5 since last summer

[ruby birch]

Damn

I have the pc edition but I don’t play it much

[old mortar]

If u hop on i could show some cars

do sum race or somethinmg

[amber parrot]

Happy nation

[arctic jay]

How can I post here?:)

[celest spade]

Become lvl 5 in the server.

[topaz ridge]

Where can I check

[amber parrot]

@cosmic prawn

[amber parrot]

Rockstar social club

[amber parrot]

Cheap to fix aswell, recommend this car

[arctic jay]

Damn, any advice on how to level up in the server?😂😂

[celest spade]

Chat while following rules and not talking shit etc.

[amber parrot]

Peugeot

[cosmic prawn]

Seems like controls’ not the best

But I really like how it looks and the accelerations seems good

[amber parrot]

For a muscle car it doesn’t stick out or spin out much,

[cosmic prawn]

It’s considered a muscle car? Thought it was sports class

So it can be used in muscle car races, how does it compare the the buffalo gtx and dominator gt

[amber parrot]

It is based off a muscle car, idk what class it is in game, never paid attention

[cosmic prawn]

Hmm

[amber parrot]

If it was in muscle car class it would dominate

[cosmic prawn]

Do we really consider Camero muscle car tho

It’s more of a sport than muscle to most people

[dusky timber]

❓

[sturdy quartz]

@broken terrace

[dusky timber]

#archive-gta-faq message

[sturdy quartz]

oopsie daisy

[floral sedge]

I have like zero life

[lethal birch]

i wish it didnt separate the playtime between versions

always gotta do math to know how many hours i got smh

[elfin arrow]

those are rookie numbers

[floral sedge]

Show

[elfin arrow]

main xbox account

that's 8500 hours

[carmine nebula]

Best oppressor mk2 user

[elfin arrow]

add all the alt accounts and pc and we're up to 11000 hours

[untold oar]

I have 3k hours you're fine

Some people have 11 and 12k

[next belfry]

neo the matrix

[untold oar]

3 separate versions

[upper fjord]

Digital/Disc seems to be seperate for ps4 version

[untold oar]

Ohhhhhhhhh

Imagine if you had the disc and digital version on PS5 and it made another duplicate

[upper fjord]

Is there a disk version for ps5?

[untold oar]

And it's also quite funny how the ps4 version is labeled as PlayStation 5

Of course there is

https://www.amazon.com/Grand-Theft-Auto-V-PlayStation-5/dp/B09WC3DX9Q

[torpid fox]

whats the red part

[upper fjord]

Oh ye i see it now. Yeah i think thats because i've been using the ps4 version of the game on ps5 too

[untold oar]

No it's not a PS5 thing I used to get it on PS4 too

When an event happened or something similar it would label the game as PS5

This is what confuses people and you can't really blame them

[upper fjord]

Yeah that is abit of a mess.. No wonder people still continue playing ps4 version on the ps5 thinking its the latest one

[untold oar]

It's the same kind of story with xbox

[amber parrot]

Money made from selling cars

[fair iris]

most normal gta pc session

[nimble yew]

No utility vests over these shirts?

Sucks

[elfin arrow]

pretty sure there's a glitch to put one on any top

[lethal birch]

This is what it feels like after doing drugs

[fair iris]

star wars x gta Collab

gta 6 will have spaceship

[candid meadow]

i have. a question

[silk wing]

good question

[cyan crag]

Guys do you agree?

[opaque tartan]

Man not this guy

And not the random "I have a poop fetish"

[worthy ore]

Tf is this language💀

[dusky timber]

he can not be for real with this one

[worthy ore]

Im for real

[compact pagoda]

i really hate this account

[cyan crag]

No fucking way

This game gonna be 🔥

[compact pagoda]

Red name makes me believe he is in this server

[hardy patrol]

hyped

[burnt pond]

@lethal birch @torpid blade

[burnt pond]

@flat glade @twin flume clean reverse 360 entry

[next python]

I have a video to link.. for fellow GTA or Tarantino enjoyers... is this where I can post it? :' ) I also probably need to be Level 5 first I take it?

[cosmic prawn]

Bro this clown

[compact pagoda]

hm

[burnt pond]

@toxic bear reverse 360 entry

[lethal birch]

Rate the Pic fr

[next python]

smexy/10

[crude grail]

I've been working on a GTA online "DLC" for a month or two. Here's the trailer for it

Nvm. I can't send links.

[pliant surge]

Beff.

[silk wing]

Chinese

[dark fog]

So this is the GTA Online DLC Tier List voted by players in the latest TGG stream (open in browser btw)

[shadow scroll]

yup

i did a few glitches for my tryhard outfits

[errant cargo]

Cayo perico was the best dlc how did it come 2nd to something nobody cares about

[shadow scroll]

worst heist ever

[errant cargo]

Who puts Dr dre in s class SMH
Also arena wars is the worst dlc by far

[compact pagoda]

sure cayo perico is a good dlc but it's a boring heist

[dark fog]

thats the only proper story mode content in gta o i would say

and agency was a cool addition too

[errant cargo]

@dark fog I've done that contract like 3 times compared to 500 cayos

[shadow scroll]

why do i move faster than average?

[full mesa]

Hey can anybody help me make money please

[dark fog]

i mean thats coz of the payout right

i feel contract is more fun

[dusky tundra]

some hangar bug

[uncut ingot]

I can try

[full mesa]

Thank you

[shadow scroll]

no i always move faster than average even in first person

[uncut ingot]

Check dms

[hot hazel]

its fun based

cayo shouldn't even be in S

ultra mid heist

[golden berry]

Basically people like when there's stuff to do in the dlc.

[compact pagoda]

I need a link

[dusky timber]

hard agree

[dark fog]

https://live.tiermaker.com/73853431

[lethal birch]

Yoooo

Watch me use a real gun mod for GTA online knamiin https://youtu.be/_dnMNO1nXnE?si=1wC8CXHxNVpo9Ahz

Da 1 n only frfr

[upper fjord]

That tiny controller in your other hand is doing all the aiming though not the toy gun youre holding

@main lion Problem? I'm just saying that hes using a small controller to aim not the toygun

[main lion]

yeh im agreeing with you

hence the sceptical reaction cause u made me realise

[upper fjord]

Oh alr i see that now sorry 😅

[devout arch]

goddamnit

[opaque tartan]

That's happened to me before and that when I just laid off the game a couple hours

[devout arch]

i fixed it by up and atomizing the van behind vermon

i friggin love the up and atomizer

swiss knife of guns

wish i could use it indoors

[dark fog]

bruh

[void marten]

You got the ray gun

[dark fog]

i have but it does not show up

[void marten]

Rats

[dark fog]

they removed ray gun from every interior where guns are allowed

that sucks

[devout arch]

office door bugged

[lethal birch]

Nope , i put da xbox controller inside the gun

[upper fjord]

cool

[main lion]

so aiming irl doesn’t do anything?

[lethal birch]

It does, its synced to movements

[void marten]

Wait deadass?

[untold oar]

Why screenshot the screenshot you uploaded from the Xbox network

[swift heron]

So they can see the date the screenshot was taken

[dusky timber]

nice one bro gg

[swift heron]

?

[dusky timber]

[swift heron]

Im confused

What was the point of the screenshot

[void marten]

He's mocking you screenshotting a screenshot I believe

I don't think they know you're trying to prove you won the car 3 times

[swift heron]

Oh Alr

[dusky timber]

still worth screenshotting screenshot screenshots

[void marten]

[untold oar]

You did everything but shoot the lock

Or check the other key spawn

[dusky timber]

crippled

[compact pagoda]

Im stealing the pink one to make it look better

[dark fog]

yeah

[untold oar]

Scroll down

[amber parrot]

[untold oar]

Why not

[dusky timber]

roughly 220m or so from car sales

[mortal zodiac]

Why can’t I post media on this channel?

[dusky timber]

need 5

[floral radish]

Yooo im new to gta v i need someone to teach me the ropes dm me pls

[dusky timber]

#archive-gta-faq

[dusky timber]

disgusting

[elfin arrow]

that is truly one of the vehicles of all time

[lucid hemlock]

That's nice of you 👍

[opaque tartan]

You save 2.4 mil off the Aquarius discount

[lethal birch]

What does removed car mean?

[opaque tartan]

Removed from website

Also idk why bro would put removed car in that image

It's a yacht 💀

[dusky timber]

removed = assets no longer present in game files

no vehicle have been removed from the game, ever

delisted =/= removed

[elfin arrow]

and even the website listing haven't been removed

[lethal birch]

Who made it? TGG?

[opaque tartan]

Taco

[lethal birch]

Oh

[dusky timber]

@split compass why did you do thag

[devout arch]

you can shoot the lock?!

[split compass]

What

[dusky timber]

this

[tardy stone]

@lethal birch, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino Heist: #xb1｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb1｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb1｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb1｜other-lfg

Requested by: @sterile fox

[cinder sphinx]

Now are all the DLCs for free

I going to start playing this weekend
To get the platinum which isn’t easy

[obsidian sparrow]

theyre all free updates but you need in-game money to purchase the buildings that they take place in

[opaque tartan]

Every dlc in gta v has been free

[obsidian sparrow]

imagine if you had to pay for the dlcs 💀

[compact pagoda]

this game is scary 😨

[upper fjord]

Detecting multiple levithian class lifeforms in the region, are you sure you want to continue?

[compact pagoda]

no!

[amber parrot]

Absolutely

[lethal birch]

If u could, would u play GTA5 with a real gun??? https://youtu.be/_dnMNO1nXnE?si=ccrwvSxLWUTy62Kd

[cosmic prawn]

ETF is wrong with people

Like are people just this braindead

[shut wharf]

Bro was too lazy to tap on your profile and check if you were on pc 💀

[opaque tartan]

Well he won't anymore he's outta the server

[cosmic prawn]

Especially whenmy name is red and he’s was blue, and why tf was he so turned up for

[torpid blade]

Lmao

[amber parrot]

I’d be mad too🤣🤣

[dark fog]

modders on ps?

[mystic pendant]

Not anymore

Used to be in PS3 days but as far as I know there aren't any/many nowadays

Just get god modes assholes instead lol

[amber parrot]

Nah it was just people spamming oppressor missles and every other weapons, 6 people war, most of em off the radar

[patent knot]

bro why is rayman involved in gang warfare

[dry nebula]

Found a new spot to hide from the Po-Po

Also, why is that computer functionable?

[hollow sail]

OH MY you wanna now how old this is?

[dry nebula]

13 years old? XD

[hollow sail]

game is not that old, well this was discovered back in 2013

[dry nebula]

oops, Idk why I said 13 XD

[pale dirge]

gta, you drunk?

[woven oxide]

that's the realest i've ever seen

[rugged field]

my bike has been doing this for 2 minutes straight i cant get out of it unless i close the game

[dusky tundra]

your bike feels itchy

[woven oxide]

LMFAOO

[pale dirge]

your bike is edging

[opaque tartan]

@gaunt ledge

[gaunt ledge]

Interesting, thank you

[waxen spade]

Sup guys

[pale dirge]

updog

[amber parrot]

Let it edge

[opaque tartan]

Well my Yacht is maxed now, all that goes well

[dusky tundra]

I have a similar with bright purple pearlescent, gives it a glowing effect

[dusk pawn]

This one’s silver, since I was aiming for most correct irl color

[dark fog]

what are you playing on

[dusk pawn]

I have mod menu, so I can choose exact color code for it, that helps my adhd 😄

[untold oar]

Amazing paint job and nice camera angles

[untold oar]

Xbox Series X or S using the Xbox App remote play feature with bulti-in touchscreen controls enabled

[scarlet compass]

Hi

[dusk pawn]

Thanks, still cant get a better pic than i took yesterday:

[formal python]

Brother playing on a phone

[foggy cape]

A men with Style Zion Classic

[opaque tartan]

Well I'm playing my whole Xbox on a phone when I'm not at home

[dusky tundra]

how does that work

[opaque tartan]

Xbox app

[carmine nebula]

Blacc

These kinda look the same

[dusk pawn]

Similar

Ok i spent all of my moneh.

[carmine nebula]

That's fire

[carmine nebula]

What paint texture?

[dusk pawn]

Unobtainable without mod menu

[carmine nebula]

Ohh looks very similar to my corvette

[dusky timber]

isn't that the shiny epsilon texture?

[dusk pawn]

Nah, I built this color on mod menu paint picker

[dusky timber]

[elfin arrow]

it wouldn't save if it wasn't one of the pre-existing textures

looks like epsilon to me

[dusky timber]

#gta-vehicles message

[dusk pawn]

It does save any color. It works literally how crew colors work

Ooooh u meant perlescent

Its midnight silver

[dusky timber]

he said texture, not color

[elfin arrow]

but you cannot have textures that don't exist in the game

[dusky timber]

removed vehicles

[dusk pawn]

Yeah I didnt understand texture=pearlescent

[elfin arrow]

texture is not pearlescent

[dusk pawn]

Then wtf is texture

[elfin arrow]

exactly what it sounds like

[dusk pawn]

Yeah, but what option sets it?

[carmine nebula]

The different paint categories have different textures

The metals have like 3 different ones

Maybe more

They all show the reflections differently

[dusk pawn]

Ohh. Didnt know that

[elfin arrow]

this is a brushed gold texture for example

[carmine nebula]

Bottom one is pure white with brushed metal texture aka 3d texture

And top is normal metallic white

[elfin arrow]

which white

because ice white has epsilon texture

[carmine nebula]

Yes think ice white

They don't have the same textures?

Hmm you're right

My dumbass also didn't take the 2 pics in exactly the same spot but eh

I tried

2nd one could also be brushed gold im not sure I always forget

[dusk pawn]

How do you get different textures on same colors?

[carmine nebula]

There's ways to make modded cars on pc and bring them online or you can buy already modded cars in lscm

You can buy cars that already got a crew color for the primary and secondary and modded texture then you can freely change the color to your own crew

If you change the secondary to your own crew it'll change the primary too and you'll have a modded texture on your primary

But you'll lose the texture on your secondary

So only some cars look good

Ideally you want a car with a primary and secondary but the whole body and everything is primary only

[bold oak]

Can someone help me my Oppressor MK II says it's impounded when I try to request it from my terrobyte through the interaction menu. But it's not at the impounded place. Also it's not destroyed, when I call Mors Mutual Insurance it's also not there. So how can I get it back I don't wanna have wasted 8 Million. It's also not in any of my garages.

[dry nebula]

Have someone shoot a Rocket Launcher at you 🤣

[gritty galleon]

try phoning your assistant to get it out of impound

[tender coral]

@plush dock

[carmine nebula]

Damn where is that?

[dusk pawn]

Hmmmm.. whats the mfs name u kidnap on the storys end?

And throw off a cliff, last mission

[carmine nebula]

Hmm madrazo?

[dusk pawn]

Nono

[dusky timber]

devin weston

[plush dock]

you got a hell of a swing

[floral radish]

Yooo im new to gta v i need someone to teach me the ropes dm me pls

[dusky timber]

#archive-gta-faq

[floral radish]

Ok

[dusk pawn]

What the (f)luck?

Ok this is lucky 😄

[silent basalt]

For real mines always on opposite sides of the map 😭

[upper fjord]

I really hope for your own safety you don't take those toy guns outside

[untold oar]

Imagine he takes them through an airport

[tender coral]

@plush dock @dusky timber @outer barn

[untold oar]

Why are you playing with an invisible character

[upper fjord]

I had exact same issue with the helicopters when I did that mission the other day too

[untold oar]

The helicopter can blow up extremely delayed sometimes

When I did the Career progress challenge for it that was not fun

[upper fjord]

We didnt die though, that's a skill issue on his behalf

[tender coral]

Someone from yt stream who joined us

[untold oar]

Which stream

[tender coral]

Ghilliemaster

[untold oar]

Ohh

[tender coral]

I was actually fucking dying that I had the perfect view of that happening

[untold oar]

Nice one

[rugged field]

the vagos kicked me out

[dusky timber]

this is why i don't install this plaque

or the ballas one

[rugged field]

you can't actually join a gang in gta so we just pretend to be members of the gang and hang around w the npc's

[grim storm]

what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

typical mindless chat entry

[grim storm]

I've not heard anything sadder

[ivory vine]

does someone know where this could be

[untold oar]

Why is the screenshot pixelated

[errant cargo]

@ivory vine looks like near paleto and one of the clucking Bell preps

[upper fjord]

Nah that's down vespucci area

[ivory vine]

its not tho

[ivory vine]

am very confused now i heard 4 places "81st cover rove by that one White House that is 13feet and looks cool" , "next to the beach" , "near paleto and one of the clucking Bell preps" and "down vespucci area"

[upper fjord]

Vespucci area is the beach

Nowhere else has those palm trees iirc

[compact pagoda]

Are you ok

[untold oar]

@tender coral do you have the Xbox one version installed

[plush dock]

hmm something seems off

[normal bronze]

Is this advertising

[grave raptor]

it is yea

[gleaming spear]

He used vtol at the worst possible moment

[elfin arrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cq0iaqZ6Vg @orchid meadow @untold oar

the impossible mission has been done

[untold oar]

Nice

[neat cairn]

How cinematic

[gleaming spear]

I found him again in another session and I made him look like such a big joke. Bro literally stalks me in every sessions now trying to get revenge, it gets annoying though

[frail orbit]

"SMILE FOR THE CAMERA HOTSHOT!"

"Don't worry troy, I will get a kill on her one day"

[pale dirge]

fucking tow truck is stuck

not even the atomizer can unstuck it

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK it's fucking cemented in the ground it wont move

stupid ass game

[silk wing]

Nice

[dusky tundra]

can agree on that

[void marten]

Time to find a new session

[pale dirge]

exploding it did the trick

[dusky tundra]

maybe acid lab couldve unstuck it

[pale dirge]

no way i spend that much time just to unstuck it

already delivered another vehicle

[void marten]

I can't even be bothered to do tow truck jobs in the first place

[pale dirge]

idk, i like them

short and simple, also gives passive money

[void marten]

I prefer the auto shop deliveries

Passive money I'm not worried about

[jolly kayak]

hi am i able to put a Twitch link here i will rather ask before i do that yes i have read the rules but i am not in the mood to read it again

[silk wing]

only if you are actively streaming gta iirc, otherwise no

[jolly kayak]

iirc i sadly dont know what that is

[silk wing]

If i remember correctly

[formal python]

@tribal ravine (idk how tf i got so many bounties)

[tribal ravine]

why only 30 photos thought

[formal python]

I had over 1k on console and couldn't be assed taking more afterwards

[formal python]

my man

how many hours is that tf

[formal python]

dawg how do you make it worse

[formal python]

shit looks like there was a battle before a nuclear blast or some shit

[formal python]

how is it in the negatives

[pallid garnet]

fr but how im in a invite only session

[errant cargo]

loans

[formal python]

didn't notice that

[formal python]

bro is in more debt than my entire country

[pallid garnet]

lmaoo

[errant cargo]

i took out a loan from fleeca bank but i dont pay it back

[formal python]

blud is gonna get merryweather constantly on his ass and the FIB

[pallid garnet]

the isr is gonna get him someday

[errant cargo]

i spent a lot on clothes ,at one time i owned almost every piece of clothes in the game

[dusky timber]

bro is on el rubio's cock daily

[formal python]

you personally monitor him?

[dusky timber]

yes i installed a cctv camera in rubio's office last time i visited

[formal python]

Lester ahh type move

[vale veldt]

Hey @dusky timber sorry for pinging do You still Play GTAO?

[dusky timber]

sometimes

[opaque tartan]

Oreo is still one of the gamers

There has been fallen ones

[compact pagoda]

I am level 616 and i got gta online intro'd

[formal python]

modders hate you

[compact pagoda]

Bro griefed a heist setup as well

[formal python]

[dusky timber]

watch anime or doomscroll the interwebs

[formal python]

that's just another way of saying doomscrolling youtube shorts or tik tok

or even instagram reels

[dusky timber]

i don't doomscroll youtube shorts or titkok or instagram reels though

[formal python]

grindr then

[dusky timber]

[formal python]

what the flip do you doomscroll

lifeinvader?

[opaque tartan]

🦀💵

[opaque tartan]

What

[amber parrot]

Is this an oppressor speed glitch? I did it by accident and found it very useful, could someone tell me how to do it on purpose

[dusky timber]

it's random

cool when it happens but not possible to replicate

[amber parrot]

I think it’s because I have shit internet

Top 10 gta thug life moments

[formal python]

Top 10 one pixel scratches you'll notice later

[sand cipher]

fly upside down

that might be alot faster than that tho

basically the perfect angle

if you pulled back more it would gone upside down probably

[amber parrot]

I was holding handbrake, and boost upwards, my guess is that the billboard confused the oppressor physics

[sand cipher]

if you fly in that general direction it can randomly happe

[amber parrot]

Oh

[sand cipher]

i had it happen while just flying and going up

if you want to be fast on mk2 learn to fly it upside down

[compact pagoda]

until someone snipes you

[amber parrot]

I waited 30 mins with this bug cuz I didn’t wanna do the setup again, I had to suffer while getting harassed by my kosatka

[sand cipher]

bro got humbled by the kosatka

[amber parrot]

The kosatka was edging

[sand cipher]

this might be my favourite old clip ever

i have done this a few times wonder if i can find em

[compact pagoda]

ripyourkd1464

the age is below 14

[sand cipher]

real

[opaque tartan]

Ah fuck you

Closed that shit fast as I could

[unreal yew]

WTF

[empty mulch]

Ghost Easter egg

[amber parrot]

I got the lyrics wrong

[nimble yew]

why is this a salvage car

its already torn

[floral sedge]

Be a public nuisance and kill everyone

Take over Los Santos

[unreal yew]

@native stirrup

[native stirrup]

Ahhh thank you

[unreal yew]

Np

[unreal yew]

Rockstar fix your damn glitchy game

[opaque tartan]

This took a couple hours, 83 spins 💀

[errant sentinel]

2 deluxo griefers got baited by my ceo and i just swooped in and fucked them

[odd glacier]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

DM me the link 🙏

[errant idol]

Stills works

[grim storm]

how the fuuuck

[quaint parrot]

I've finally crossed the line

[lucid hemlock]

🇬🇧

[compact pagoda]

crikey

[dusky timber]

!lfg

[tardy stone]

@tribal forge, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino Heist: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @dusky timber

[lethal birch]

how tf do 2 deluxos lose against an akula 😭😭

[rugged field]

the horn: its chewsday innit bruv 🦷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

[wide heath]

Might've been the shittiest deluxo drivers ever

[smoky perch]

I wish I could do it

I bought a membership and the casino is banned in my country

[smoky perch]

Why the really bruh reaction

[fair iris]

rate my garage chat

[elfin arrow]

hmm

not straight up ugly but pretty generic and uninspiring

[fair iris]

bro I'm not a tiktoker with 5000 hours in gta 😭😭

most of those cars are high speed cars i use daily and for missions

[elfin arrow]

and?

does that mean they all have to be grayscale

[fair iris]

i like black and white

[fair iris]

i feel like those colours represent luxury

[elfin arrow]

sure

i feel like those colors represent rental cars

[fair iris]

sure buddy

[hot hazel]

idk just uncreative

probably good cars but i doubt you would have much fun 💀

[arctic agate]

A full white scramjet looks so weird

[errant sentinel]

ambushed

[sterile merlin]

She is Smoking

[opaque tartan]

Got bored so I did this with my Kosatka

[compact pagoda]

How

[opaque tartan]

Take it to LSIA and beach it on the large sand area, then grab your alkonost and fly to the ground where it is, then which it reaches the Kosatka fly back up and keep mainting position to get the Kosatka to LS

[opaque tartan]

Only in Los Santos can you witness a big ass jet carrying a submarine

[empty mulch]

Imagine trying to explain this

[grim storm]

I'm surprised they don't just respawn when beached

[void marten]

This is the most gta picture I've ever seen

[lethal birch]

This 100k will be wasted in purchasing ammo 😮‍💨

[lethal birch]

Shit I might wanna try this

[arctic agate]

Imagine getting this alert while racing or in combat

[opaque tartan]

Somehow, I destroyed both Avengers while the Raiju lost both rudders and was smoking

[plush arrow]

sand king xl?

[elfin arrow]

no

[errant idol]

Was this guy glitching off rada?

He was on sales mission as CEO

[whole cape]

Pretty sure thats just ghost organization lol

[lethal birch]

Nope

Regular one. It’s 2 door

[pallid radish]

Spinned the luckiest spi

[finite light]

From a crew meet where we blew up a car by accident.

[compact pagoda]

happy birthday

[grim storm]

poor ruiner

[ivory goblet]

Just robbery'd this car as its claimable- during the robbery the plate was the purple panic version, back in the yard its reverted to a normal SA plate. R8 just giving up at this point and not even pretending its gonna be the new plate if i buy this?

yet the cabrio s2 from a few weeks ago still shows LV

[unreal yew]

Long ass loading

[amber parrot]

[lethal birch]

That’s soo old

[heavy otter]

How did you get Las Venturas plate on PC?

[ivory goblet]

Salvage yard robbery car. But it’s broke if u claim it, it reverts back to normal SA

[celest spade]

I did those back when they first released. Looks cool to use.

[opaque tartan]

I never touched a skydive once in my 5 months of playing the game, but gta+ giving double on them so I figured I may as well do them

[celest spade]

Parachute equipments looks better than stock ones.

[opaque tartan]

For sure

[mystic pendant]

PC had problems with the LSCM plate when claiming so it's possible this is an extension to that problem

Hopefully R* sort it out

Not sure what's different about the way the new plates are handled tbh

[arctic agate]

Missed the old days. This is how I grind money in the first few days in gtao. Now people just spend an hour for cluckin bell and can have 500k

[compact pagoda]

heh

[hollow sail]

@light schooner I was right

You have to change it in the penthouse

But it is possible to do so

[light schooner]

What changes here is whether you wear your normal clothes or a swimsuit when you enter the spa.

[light schooner]

By the way, why did you put plants when you could put sculptures?

[hollow sail]

laziness ig

[hollow sail]

nah it changed to the swimsuits I bought

seems to still be random

TLDR rockstar didn't think this feature too hard

[light schooner]

Okay, thank you for your help, my raisin cake.

[hollow sail]

I don't recall the hairstyles being this good??

They must have added quite a few new ones

[compact pagoda]

Very rare to see good characters but that looks proper

[hollow sail]

Probably smart to change clothes to match seasons

[celest spade]

You also wear sweater/coat in winter?

[shadow scroll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/750301336750522468/1238494112785629304/unknown_replay_2024.05.10-14.24_Trim.mp4?ex=66417746&is=664025c6&hm=3901974198a99c03430865c6cae1eeca92937f6f7c32ee40392070358b2883f2& i have never seen this happen to anyone in gta 5

[hollow sail]

I wear a yellow suit

[shadow scroll]

i always use my regular outfit in gta online

[hollow sail]

I change it up from time to time

Was wearing this a few months back

[ember tree]

How to send pictures?

[hollow sail]

need to be level 5 in the server to do so

[ember tree]

Oh, thx

[lucid hemlock]

Worn red 🔥

[wide heath]

it looks like a toy truck

good color though 🔥

[void marten]

Did you photoshop abs onto him

How did those get there 😭

[hollow sail]

No? This is vanilla GTA Online

the left image is not GTA online

[void marten]

Omg bye

I thought they were both gta online

[opaque tartan]

Definitely a reference to Aiden Pearce

[grim storm]

do you mean the Aiden Pearce that's notorious for wearing a brown leather jacket with navy blue jeans

[opaque tartan]

I mean he can use a wardrobe in Watch Dogs, he could wear any color

[lethal birch]

When I first started the game, I instantly went for the parachuting

Was not having a good time back in those days

[grim storm]

just making sure you don't mean Aiden Pearce (Night Wolf) twitch streamer

because that would be pretty awkward

[grim storm]

woulda been smooth

[rugged field]

thanks lester, could've helped me a minute ago

[true bough]

Took these a while back

[untold oar]

Bro just use first person

Why are you jumping back and forth between the previous stairs

And it's also pretty annoying for your first playthrough that it's never mentioned

Classic Lester moment

He also doesn't tell you that you can call an ambulance in the first prep tho that's a lot more obvious

[grim storm]

that meet is so mid wtf

[frail orbit]

Marcus Holloway and legion protagonist next

[frail orbit]

He said it was obvious so he didn't mention it
Problem is first timers don't know this

[main lion]

why u hating bro it looks gass

[grim storm]

ass*

[main lion]

alr bud

[rugged field]

i did that without him telling me 😎

[untold oar]

Nice

[opaque tartan]

Wyd if you see this pull up

[feral sand]

How do you even manage this

[elfin arrow]

tank + phantom wedge

[outer barn]

My fault og

[void marten]

How does that even happen

[flint surge]

how to sent a video here

[flint surge]

whats wrong with her now?

[outer barn]

@void marten

[flint surge]

yo how to sent a video?

[outer barn]

Get level 5 in server by talking

[flint surge]

ohhh

[void marten]

Agent 14 on top as he should be

[outer barn]

Ong

[sterile fox]

why does everyone have a crush on agent 14

[outer barn]

He’s so handsome

[rotund badge]

3 hits in

[outer barn]

Npc tier list

Tru

[obsidian sparrow]

where is the male assistant

[fleet steeple]

Anyone wanna run a ls car meet with modded cars

[obsidian sparrow]

!lfg

[tardy stone]

@fleet steeple, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino Heist: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @obsidian sparrow

[outer barn]

Who tf uses male assistant

[obsidian sparrow]

me

dude is super chill unlike the female assistant

[outer barn]

U ain’t real

[fleet steeple]

You guys wanna do ls car meet

[obsidian sparrow]

i literally just redirected you to the place to ask that

[fleet steeple]

How do i do it

Ls car meet lfg

Bruh

[obsidian sparrow]

vehicles lfg

[fleet steeple]

Vehicles lfg

Erm what the sigma

Its not working

[obsidian sparrow]

🤦

[fleet steeple]

Oh i figured it out

I had to click on it

[outer barn]

Me n hubby

[void marten]

Oh my god

[opaque tartan]

Damien Brenks ain't gonna see this one coming

[arctic agate]

Pavel being at bad is a goddamn crime

[outer barn]

You’re so real

[outer barn]

He sits inside all day, has annoying ass voice lines, also responsible for the most boring heist in the game

Pavel is more of a Redditor than Lester

Nu uh

[arctic agate]

He calls us "Capitan" instead of "Idiots"

[outer barn]

If you saw the randoms I played with in casino heist you would call us idiots too

[opaque tartan]

I've seen so many people call me this but idk what it means 😭

[outer barn]

It js means ur cool pookie

Fake

[earnest jetty]

Shit player

[arctic agate]

He's right about the tv at least

[void marten]

😭😭😭

[earnest jetty]

It don’t matter he shouldn’t have went for me then pussied out

He’s driving

[void marten]

Just don't answer and see if he double texts

[arctic agate]

Bruh just join a new session, let it slide

[earnest jetty]

No I need to spam him

All my kills

[void marten]

[earnest jetty]

Not happy till I see my 20-0

Or NOT A SMURF1856 left

[void marten]

Ugh

[arctic agate]

Bro's becoming the thing he hates

[autumn basalt]

How was your ban?