gta-media

[lean isle]

W name lol

[gaunt acorn]

Thx, at least it’s prophesied that my Acid is the best

Also 2x Cash on Acid Sell Missions

[radiant epoch]

is it worth it? coz i havent done it tho i have acid lab

[gaunt acorn]

Yeah, when it’s empty you can buy supplies for 60k

Also you can boost acid production

[radiant epoch]

like is the value for the products worth it?

[gaunt acorn]

Yeah

[radiant epoch]

alr

[gaunt acorn]

Also the Brickade 6x6 fully upgraded has power to send cars flying

[radiant epoch]

O

[gaunt acorn]

Yep it’s really good and it’s armoured to the teeth

[lethal birch]

W

Ramp truck according to rockstar lmfao

[dusky timber]

my lab is called Kosatka so every time i open the acid lab it says "Request Kosatka" so i'm like every time

[rain sky]

[grave raptor]

wait you can name the acid lab?

oh my god

[quaint parrot]

I'm getting close to completing career progress for Tunners just need 5 more auto shop robberies and a few more car meet levels

[quaint parrot]

How

[grave raptor]

idk?

gonns try and figure it out when i get home

[untold oar]

How many do you have so far

[quaint parrot]

21 robberies. Level 98 carmeet

[untold oar]

Ok but what about tier 4s

[quaint parrot]

The contract
Drug wars
Cayo parico
Vechiles
And I'm working on after hours and tunners

And chopshop

[untold oar]

How much more do you need

[quaint parrot]

A couple more million in car robberies

[untold oar]

Did you miss some weeks

[quaint parrot]

No

I think I have over 7-8mil not sure I'll check after work. I haven't done this week's robberies yet

[untold oar]

After you do this week you should only need 70k

[buoyant snow]

You should be able to do it by going to your acid lab on the interaction menu and it only costs 3500

[torn temple]

franklin jesus

[vivid ridge]

[edgy anchor]

When the

[lethal birch]

awful build

[opaque tartan]

Okay

A build doesn't need to be good for me to enjoy it

[warped meteor]

why the livery lol

looks like something someone who really likes some specific stuff with anime women frfr

[wheat solstice]

It wasn’t me.

Ok. That might’ve been me.

[opaque tartan]

Im just that down bad

My goal is to own every prbg livery car

Sadly not possible since some of the vehicles are removed

[obsidian sparrow]

yikes

[obsidian sparrow]

my worst cayo so far

[stark plover]

Don't so cayo solo

[forest elm]

how did you get there in that cash😂😂

that’s just crazy, thatvmuchvLOL

[lethal birch]

Tyler durden :3

[quaint parrot]

What a rip. And it's bear bonds too not tequila

[mossy sky]

NPC car club?

[obsidian sparrow]

autoshop car that doesnt look like shit

[lethal birch]

Real

[dusky timber]

[cyan crag]

I love the tug boat, i love picking up people afk in cars and putting them on a tug boat and then swimming away outside the map

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/s/SYUxeDDWa7

Bro is not going to heaven 💀

[quaint parrot]

It's alright. It's upgraded by default

Nit sure what Career to work on now

Through I'm past 9mil through salvage Yard robberies so I'll be able to get 10mil next week

[untold oar]

Rookie numbers

[untold oar]

Do doomsday

I don't have 1000

But they do @whole cape @dusky timber

[quaint parrot]

Can't do it solo

[untold oar]

You can do it duo tho

[quaint parrot]

True. Can't do biker missions solo

Think I'll just grind business battles

[devout sapphire]

Ngl next gen gta online looks sick

[untold oar]

It's not all that different

[whole cape]

x2

[untold oar]

What was you rep then

I remember it being very big

[cosmic jungle]

@pearl patio still dont believe me

[pearl patio]

What the

[cosmic jungle]

everything on ps5 btw

[pearl patio]

u hacking?

how u got 7000 tousand levels

OH u were dev son?

[cosmic jungle]

just a modded account

[pearl patio]

ohhhh

cool af

[untold oar]

Pls show this to everyone that claims there aren't modded accounts on PS5 and keep calling xbox garbage because of it

@upper fjord

[cosmic jungle]

what😭

[untold oar]

Dacian about to send the biggest roast

[upper fjord]

I don't recall saying there wasn't any modded accounts on ps5

Theres no fast run though as far as im aware, not seen that on ps5

[whole cape]

x2 as in my rep x 2 =1000 i haven’t cared for rep at all these last few years

[cosmic jungle]

i have it

[untold oar]

Here

[cosmic jungle]

he said that almost a WHOLE MONTH AGO

[upper fjord]

I was referring to fast run accs then

[upper fjord]

Show me

[cosmic jungle]

give me a sec then

need to clip it, transfer to ps app yadda yadda

[upper fjord]

Ive seen plenty of modded accounts for sure but just none that have fast run

[cosmic jungle]

"clip is processing, please try again later." NO, NOW.

[untold oar]

Xbox does it better by only showing the clip when it's actually sent and ready

[cosmic jungle]

@upper fjord

kinda sad that playstation turned off the spotify music in clips💔

[upper fjord]

welp that sucks

[wheat solstice]

Why are you dressed like you cheated on your husband with a yoga instructor and tennis coach?

Not hating the outfit. Just never seen someone wearing one like it.

[lethal birch]

reminds me of someone, perhaps a character in the story mode

[wheat solstice]

Perhaps the wife of a well known character.

[cosmic jungle]

idk tbh

[late elk]

Many ppl say that ur online character portraits ur irl self

[wheat solstice]

💀

[lethal birch]

didn't know my online character who mass produces firearms, drugs, counterfeit documents and cash, stole several billions of dollars from banks, infiltrated a drug barons compound and robbed him of all his worth, saved the fucking world, briefly became a government agent, steals and sells cars, commits several acts of arson and murder reflects what i did irl

[vapid finch]

Aint no way the sweats be looking like their outfit

Couple kilos missing

[dusky timber]

couple hundred

[late elk]

That's a metaphor not 1 to 1
These tryhards are usually sad and pathetic irl so they try to feel ,,powerful,, by killing low lvls who can't fight back

Like bullying irl without consequences

[wheat solstice]

Meanwhile, the shit my character does.

[simple turret]

Anyone up for diamond casino heist invite my rockstar nane is madyuna

[untold oar]

Why do you have a tug boat

[wheat solstice]

Yes.

[ivory goblet]

consume Consume CONSUME is the only rule

[real dagger]

Well I think I got lucky for loosing my car lmao
I just lost my insurance car which was rapid gt classic
Yesterday
Today I got this message lol amazing

[ivory goblet]

how you lose an insured car? just call MMI their oiperators are standing by

also, thats 200k, not 2m

[wheat solstice]

Dude why would you ever want that?

[ivory goblet]

Who else y gonna call?

Ghost bustas

[opaque tartan]

Maybe I just want to drive a goofy car instead of flying jets or driving super cars all the time

Plus this car was completely free besides the customizations

[ivory goblet]

I made mine a bus

[lethal birch]

😮 Already bought 10

[wispy crescent]

you bought 10 shark cards?

[ivory goblet]

At that discount you’d be stupid NOT to

[wispy crescent]

if there is something one should never do is pay Rockstar for shark cards

whatever the price is

[wheat solstice]

When Megalodon 99% off sale?

[ivory goblet]

Rockstar already got my $40. Not a penny more since

[stuck yacht]

Some mod menus can can remove the insurance on vehicles

[opaque tartan]

It says purchasing your "first" though?

[ivory goblet]

Just gotta spread out that discount

4% each is still p good

[ivory goblet]

Oh. Lame

[wispy crescent]

that's already too much

[ivory goblet]

Way before it was a standard 15$sale every week

[wispy crescent]

jeez

@lethal birch anyway, there are some good sites that sell modded money, you should try those

[lethal birch]

My g, that pic was sent as a joke

Of course I didn't bought 10 sharkcards

[lethal birch]

ikr 🤡

[wispy crescent]

that's better

[real dagger]

ah fawk

[real dagger]

and no its gone

i checked everywhere

[stark plover]

"loosing"

[lethal birch]

I guess the joke wasn't as obvious to u 🤷

[wispy crescent]

that sure asf

thanks for the clarifying

[real dagger]

do your work songbird, that programmed brains of yours have some limitations

[lethal birch]

Finally got this in the car lift. Aprox 100+ service cars delievered I believe

[untold oar]

The elite shirt looks horrible on female characters

Why did they do that

[lethal birch]

fr but can't do nothing about it

[opaque tartan]

Just 10 mil more to go

[untold oar]

Why do you want 20 mil

[opaque tartan]

Just cause, it's a random goal I set for myself

Probably will get it finished over the weekend with constant acid lab deliveries and cayos

[untold oar]

If you grind hard enough it will be done in 3 days

[ivory goblet]

It’s not all about SMASH THAT GOAL! Fast as ya can, some things ya just wanna poke at and they happen naturally

Chill and enjoy stuff once in a while

[dense summit]

Who are you?

Who are you?

[wise anvil]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[dense summit]

I have never talked to you

Say on god no crosses

[bronze tiger]

Stop shit posting, go to modmail and report it.

[stark plover]

thats not what a furry is

[bronze tiger]

At least go the the damn #gta-online channel

If you're not gonna post GTA media, could you just move to #gta-online

[cosmic jungle]

god i miss editing in gta

[stark plover]

is that your character

[cosmic jungle]

yea

y

[stark plover]

i wear the same shirt

[cosmic jungle]

wild

[plush dock]

i have similar outfits

[stark plover]

its a premade outfit from the lowriders dlc all i did was add a hat onto it

[plush dock]

i know lol

[wheat solstice]

Only noobs wear outfits. True pros wear nothing but pink heart boxers (and their own blood because they fell off a mountain).

[cerulean yacht]

ok

[obsidian sparrow]

what did i just watch

[compact pagoda]

Why are you running around your car in the edit

[snow hemlock]

Did i just find the Lost MC in Spider-Man?

[stark plover]

oh shit is that spider man 2? thats a great game

[lethal birch]

gta edits > irl edits

did a little photoshoot with friends
karin brand only cars

[silk cipher]

oo nice cars

[lethal birch]

tyty

[dapper mirage]

classic

[opaque tartan]

Other player got the kill but revenge for constantly ramming my Virtue with a Nightshark without reason

Ah I love remote controlling a car

[frigid anchor]

A troll's wet dream

[obsidian sparrow]

the wheels on the nightshark 😭

[ivory goblet]

batman didnt pay the insurance bill

[wheat solstice]

Dammit, Bruce!

[snow hemlock]

The first one

[dusky stone]

it's been awhile since i was online

[stuck yacht]

I think I brought the wrong outfit

[bronze tiger]

congrats on getting a STD

[untold oar]

Why

[dusky stone]

too distracted by cod

[untold oar]

😭

[cyan crag]

Anyone knows what mission is this?

[untold oar]

How do you not know

Literally everyone knows

[cyan crag]

I dont

[untold oar]

It's the humane labs raid

[cyan crag]

Oh, i never played it

[untold oar]

😭

[cyan crag]

I havent even finished prison break

[untold oar]

If @lime orchid and oreo were here they would roast you hard

[cyan crag]

Its hard to do apartament heist when you dont have friends to play with

Thats why i never finished them

No one joins them even in full lobby

[untold oar]

I guess if you don't know any strats and just follow the game says with randoms it's impossible

[cyan crag]

No, its just no one joins

[untold oar]

People do join but it's always getting that 4th guy

[stiff mountain]

Is there like a Bogdan channel on here ? I used to be on here a long time ago but I can't find it anymore

[tardy stone]

@stiff mountain, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg, #ps5｜old-heist-lfg

Requested by: @untold oar

[cyan crag]

Last time i tried i waited 5 minutes for one guy to join and he left after 2 minutes

[stiff mountain]

Anyone have Bogdan on here ?

[untold oar]

How long did you wait in total

[cyan crag]

Idk like 7 minutes

Sometimes more

Cuz i tried several times

[untold oar]

That's too little

Give it 30 mins atleast

[lime orchid]

[cyan crag]

The problem is, even when someone joins they dont have as much patience as i

And they left after few minutes

[bronze gate]

bois I got 2.4m wut should I buy

[untold oar]

Kosatka

[bronze gate]

I alr got that

wut else

Agency for dre contract??

Guys arcade or agency

[untold oar]

ye

[untold oar]

Are you solo or duo

[bronze gate]

solo

[untold oar]

Then get the agency

[bronze gate]

sometimes duo

casino better for money tho right?

[untold oar]

The arcade will be a bit of a hassle for you if you're mainly solo because sometimes you have to deliver 2 things and you need atleast 2 people for the finale

[bronze gate]

true

[untold oar]

The agency is better in solo play and it also gives you Imani tech and a way to access your armor and snacks all in one place

[bronze gate]

is it good for money?

[untold oar]

But on the other hand casino heist pays more and I'd say is more enjoyable

[untold oar]

Ye the business has 3 sides

[bronze gate]

how much

[untold oar]

Security contracts and payphone hits and the vip contract which is dre

[bronze gate]

for total

[untold oar]

Each payphone hit if done right will pay you 45k per 10 mins for many times you do them

Security contracts range from like 30 to 60k with a 5 min cooldown

[bronze gate]

is dre contract good, money wise?

[untold oar]

The vip contract pays 1 mil but it has a 48 min cooldown

[bronze gate]

is it easy?

[untold oar]

The grinding isn't all that much the only thing that will stop in your way is some of the unskippable cutscenes

Ye if you have snacks it's nothing to worry about

[bronze gate]

k

[untold oar]

I'd argue casino heist preps are harder

[bronze gate]

I mean as in if a solo player is doing dre contract

[untold oar]

Ye

It was designed to factor in the solo people

[bronze gate]

is any location good? I heard u also get mk2 weapons

[untold oar]

Ye but only if you get that armory

The location doesn't matter I say get the cheapest one

[bronze gate]

how much armory

I only got like 2.4m and the agency is around like 2m each

[untold oar]

Like 1 mil

[bronze gate]

can I do a heist with u or sum to be able to get armory to?

cheapest is like 2.01m

[untold oar]

Sadly I'm not on ps5

Tho what you could do is quick job a cayo or casino and do a couple of them to get the cash

Or use the lfg channels

[bronze gate]

k thx so much man ur honestly a great guy

[untold oar]

Or host another cayo and do it solo

That's the easiest way

Also np

[stuck yacht]

Who remembers doing this over and over again

[untold oar]

You know it was so amazing and great and good and all until you used that graphics mod

[stuck yacht]

I’m actually not🍿

[untold oar]

So it's one of those technically not a graphics mod

[stuck yacht]

There’s no visual alterations being used. You may be unaware being on console and all, NVIDIA GeForce uses game overlays, without them, turning them off, the RGB becomes dull similar to GTA IV

[untold oar]

Huh

That's pretty neat

Ok but how did you get Roman's cab

[stuck yacht]

XML loader on GTA Online, adds variations of vehicles already in the game using the Police Esperanto from prologue as a base

There’s a lot of really neat things you can do on PC, it’s just unfortunate people misuse modding to make lobbies miserable

[stuck yacht]

Is the Shadow guy you or the modder

Fortunately they can’t do that anymore. They need to stop projecting his own life’s frustrations on a 10 year old video game. It’s pathetic.

But they can absolutely yoink your IP easily through the menus, but 99% of these idiots don’t know what to do with it. If you play on PC, always use a VPN. It’ll help stop random crashes from certain menus; not all of them, and keep your location secure because a lot of menus will just blatantly tell you where someone is located

[ivory goblet]

Some peeps just have more problems

[crude dock]

Who else in GTA v online has felt this mans pain?

[untold oar]

Believe it or not a lot of people don't kill him

[dire yarrow]

What can they even do with my ip tho?

other than telling me where i live and expecting me to get scared

[elfin arrow]

nothing really

[stark plover]

they can only get your city

[lethal birch]

Nowdays I just go straight to killing the jugg cause Iam usually playing 2-player cayos

That guy has suffered enough 😦

[fallow kite]

when you can't do that dumb yoga mission

[compact pagoda]

Its easy

[fallow kite]

it's dumb and borin af

Id rather go bowling

[drowsy harbor]

"Niko, my cousin! Let's go do some bowling!"

[spice pine]

@sturdy quartz

[wheat solstice]

Hmmmm. Saints Row looking a little…familiar today.

[sturdy quartz]

fuck this

i’m getting back on my xbox 360 and playing saints row again

[wheat solstice]

I think they are backwards compatible.

[sturdy quartz]

it wasn’t on disc

[wheat solstice]

Yeah. You can get them from the store though I think. If you wanna pay for them again, that is.

[sturdy quartz]

i have a lot of games from my 360 that i never paid for

i got it as a hand-me-down and they were relatively big games

[opaque tartan]

Only Saints Row I have is 2006

And it was like 3 bucks

[lethal birch]

bowling

also why does your game look like that

[compact pagoda]

gta 6 pre order bonus

[lethal birch]

kek

[compact pagoda]

you're missing out tbh

[stuck yacht]

You’re the one that also likes the Claude look right? Or am I thinking of someone else

[lethal birch]

correct its me

[stuck yacht]

Oh, I having to show you. Give me a few minutes

[stuck yacht]

Open jacket to go off of his San Andreas look

Then

Then I think this is close enough to the player 2 skin

[lethal birch]

oh i was thinking on recreatring that skin

very nice job

[lofty scarab]

We got truck mullets before GTA 6 😭😭

[lethal birch]

my friend and i trying to recreate a video we saw (friends perspective)

photo friend took during our numerous attempts

[dusky stone]

why am i the only one with a hatchet

[ebon hinge]

pc race superior my ass

[fresh drift]

dude tf is gta a cop's voice is a girl but the cop was a boy

[fervent sleet]

they might just be butch

[untold oar]

Is this modded

[bronze tiger]

My Bf's Female Character

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/838316699719565332/1208771302895386664/20240218072646_1.jpg?ex=65e47f00&is=65d20a00&hm=5309de4dd5d9b03d1ef5e95a5c46577685b13aafafd663cdedbaeca67cde846f&=&format=webp&width=550&height=309

[opaque tartan]

@cosmic jungle @lilac scarab Take this route

[cyan crag]

Whats a truck mullet

[cyan crag]

Common glitch

[lofty scarab]

The roof rack looks like it has a mullet

[wheat solstice]

Female characters can have facial hair?

[stark plover]

where is the facial hair

[crude dock]

Can anyone help me find this last guy? All I see is a suit case

[crude dock]

Ah ty ty

[stark plover]

i think thats a shadow

[wheat solstice]

Ah.

[stark plover]

you can get facial hair on female characters if you have a male character with facial hair in your first character slot

all you need to do is finish a franklin and lamar mission

then all the features from the male characters face go on the females until you restart gta

[wheat solstice]

Hmm.

[crude dock]

Anybody got an updated CAYO chart?

[wispy crescent]

that's Niko bellics' daughter when she grew up

[whole vector]

Anyone can give me a money dm me

[wispy crescent]

i can't i'm pretty much poor now

[stuck yacht]

I see the resemblance

[wheat solstice]

Hmm. Yeah.

[opaque tartan]

🦀💵

[crude dock]

Hadda get my daily spin yk?

[wheat solstice]

Is that a bunny-painted A-10?

[crude dock]

Yup

Problem?

[cosmic jungle]

"playstation graphics suck!"🤓

[stark plover]

the only people who say that are delusional console wars partakers

[elfin arrow]

current gen consoles look fine on fidelity mode but using just a bunch of rain reflections to make it look "good" sucks

[lethal birch]

kinda funny to me how it starts off with running around in a circle

[cosmic jungle]

im gonna make that like 90% of my video intros now

i cant really think of a different one

[lethal birch]

its unique so go crazy bruv

[warped meteor]

looks like you edited it to have better graphics

[cosmic jungle]

theres only a slight green-ish filter on it

thats it

[stark plover]

i dont mean to be a stickler but nerd doesn't work as a general insult

[cosmic jungle]

for me it does sooooooooo yeah

[stark plover]

what i just said would warrant a nerd, because im being a smartass

not what you said though

[lethal birch]

ok nerd

[silent garden]

did my best to make a shadow company outfit from mw2 2022 lol

i seriously wish r* would add gun belts and ammo pouches as accessories

they should do that in the next update or something

[wheat solstice]

You can always glitch them.

[cyan crag]

Why is there some goofball running arouns the whole video

[cyan crag]

Its hard and often requires the transfer glitch which deletes all the other saved outfits

[wheat solstice]

Nope. The pouch glitch can be done rather easily, solo, and without the transfer glitch.

Not sure about gun belts.

[cyan crag]

You should try using gorka suits or hoodies

[cyan crag]

Pouches yeah but they cant bw out onto anything without transfer glitch, so no plate carriers, only body armor

[wheat solstice]

True. You can still do some good stuff with them.

[cyan crag]

Gun belts can be put only if thw outfit has a basic tshirt i think

Alao rockstar should stick to few camos and colors

Cuz when you try to make an outfit that isnt black theres always something missing

Like theres no shoes of certain camo or helmet

Thwy should just add new tactical tops, which are comaptible with new tactical vests that are also compatible with pouches, all come in many colors and camos

[silent garden]

they’re patched so i can’t

[cyan crag]

Also a crew emblem that can go on the tactical top's shoulder

[wheat solstice]

I’d love to show you my original shadow company gear if I can find it.

[silent garden]

that shadow company outfit i made, one of the shadow company operatives are wearing that kind of outfit in the mw2 alone mission

rolled up sleeves

[cyan crag]

Here are my favourites

[silent garden]

awesome

[cyan crag]

You can also make full black version of the first outfit

As all the parts have also a black variant

[silent garden]

ye

[cyan crag]

Also replace the tshirts with hoodies

Which i used before i discovered gorka suits

[silent garden]

o

[torn temple]

anyone invested in the new ramp car yet?

[stuck yacht]

How much

[torn temple]

well this one was free

just found it in the casino parking lot

[torn temple]

think its this one

[timid lark]

bro ready or not and gta are the same location

oh i cant put images

great !!..

[stuck yacht]

I was just joking, haha

But thanks

[wheat solstice]

@silent garden my shadow company outfit.

Yes, it’s bad. But I like it.

[silent garden]

looks pretty good

[wheat solstice]

Appreciate it.

[silent garden]

anytime

[wheat solstice]

The ghost one turned out a lot better though.

[silent garden]

holy shit

[wheat solstice]

It actually looks somewhat accurate.

[silent garden]

still looks good tho

[wheat solstice]

Thank you.

[silent garden]

np

[lethal birch]

Poor faggio

[stark plover]

its a gamemode im making

you need to collect 5 faggios before the other team does

[lethal birch]

My friend made a game where there’s an arena and only 1 faggio. The person who’s been on the faggio the longest wins

Fist is only weapon

[round hound]

I don’t get why people don’t like the bunker it’s literally so easy to make money

[stark plover]

you can screenshot on a ps5

[round hound]

It’s easier for me with a phone. u hs take a screenshot and send it in disco

[compact pagoda]

it's probably easier to install the ps app so you can actually use the screenshot

[shut sandal]

😭

[round hound]

Fr

[wheat solstice]

The greatest game ever.

[silent garden]

this idiot texted me this lol

[amber sky]

i think i finally figured out how to get the satisfaction bonus, like 80% of the time

[opaque tartan]

Got myself an Arena Vehicle

[silent garden]

awesome

[obsidian sparrow]

how 👀

[amber sky]

when they ask for something thats tier 2 give em tier 3, like if they ask for street, give em sport, also with the suspension, never give max, just 1 under, for the super cars if they don't ask for an engine upgrade give tier 2. ive seen some people get a bonus by giving different rims/wheel colors but thats never worked for me

we're talking a 2.5K - 5K bonus so totally up to you

[obsidian sparrow]

ah a buffer for when npcs ram me

[cosmic jungle]

hi, thats me, muhi

[outer barn]

why not cerberus

[whole cape]

[lethal birch]

ow shit 😮 thanks brother

I once got this bonus but never knew how I triggered it and how to re-trigger it.

[fresh drift]

dude why tf is some chinese messaging my rockstar account and sending me a link the fk

stupid chinese prolly trying to scam me or hack my account

[dusky timber]

it's spam

just forget about it

[fresh drift]

how to chat ?

in gta online

[dusty cradle]

"The plate"

[cosmic jungle]

what about it

[dusky timber]

t

[cosmic jungle]

W plate fr

[opaque tartan]

I just think the dominator apocalypse looks the most badass

[late elk]

T for global chat
Z for organisation chat

[fresh drift]

dude i cant find the free car with the premium bunble

bundle

[dusky timber]

spoken like a german

because it's y for org chat

[whole cape]

Discord doesn’t really ruin screenshot quality dat much its really just the video quality with 1080p 🧢

[lethal birch]

that aint a video

i will send again later

maybe at that time i was glitching bad

and fps was too low

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch

Check these 2 spots

I bet theres no musket

But aight

Last 2 weeks there were but they won't be every single time 😐

like I said you can get em from gun vans, should be obvious that its random loot table

[ivory goblet]

It’s not

Changes week to week

[late elk]

Not day by day?

[ivory goblet]

Location daily, stock weekly

[opaque tartan]

Test drive vehicle->Go to Vespucci Beach->Rob Lifeguard vehicle there->Take it to LS customs and put insurance on it->Store in Garage

Boom, you saved lots of money

[ivory goblet]

Isn’t it expensive to insure tho?

[opaque tartan]

It's only 100K compared to buying the vehicle itself

[cyan crag]

You can take it to autoshop, then the insurance is free

[cyan crag]

Lmao

I got mine for free

[ivory goblet]

That’s nice then. I knew for some reason it was way more than most

[cyan crag]

Yeah since its the only car that is expensive but can be stolen off the street

The problem is that it shouldnt spawn naturally

[opaque tartan]

Ah should've probably known to take it to the auto shop

Eh, it's just 100K

Nothing to worry about

Robbed a Banshee and tried to put insurance on it

"Too hot to modify"

[lethal birch]

finally

i got my super diamond today

[dusky timber]

where's the huntley?

[lethal birch]

why those rims :(((

[lethal birch]

Ahh it's in my old garage, (it was free for me )

Next is imma buy the oldest rolls royce

But Huntley ain't rolls royce right

It's Bentley

[ivory goblet]

huntley is the model

enus is RR

kind of a mix

as R* does

but yeah huntley is based on a bentley, jubilee is based on the RR for their suv's

my humble RR collection

[crude dock]

I'm so done with this shitty ass game

[stark plover]

nice fps

what is that? 15? 20?

[crude dock]

Nah 30

My 9 year old Xbox one is striving

[stark plover]

i hope you aren't being serious..

[opaque tartan]

Your Xbox One GTA V turned into an Xbox 360 GTA V

[stark plover]

thats the average old gen experience

[wheat solstice]

There has got to be a way to disable the annoying ass text boxes that appear on the top left of the screen. Right?

[lethal birch]

I don't think there is, unless the notifications settings in the pause menu do anything but i can't see any difference with them on

[wheat solstice]

I turned off literally every possible notification setting in the menu and that shit still shows up.

Which is really nice when I’m trying to record a fucking video.

[lethal birch]

Has rockstar considered that i've read all the little text boxes but i dont give a fuck about whatever they're telling me to do

[wheat solstice]

Rockstar a week later: new DLC! Pay $50 to get rid of unnecessary tool tips!!!

[lethal birch]

I still get tooltips telling me to visit the freakshop to replay dax missions even though i've already done them all twice

[wheat solstice]

All my videos get ruined by them.

Visit this icon to do this. Visit that icon to do that. Buddy, if I GAVE A FUCK, I would’ve DONE IT ALREADY!

[lethal birch]

We should also be allowed to disable death notifications, player left notifications, etc. above the radar

[wheat solstice]

Yup.

Every game should have an option do completely disable all HUD elements.

[crude dock]

I didn't fire ANYTHING and still destroyed a jet with my jet after he shot first . I'm really bad at dog fights I just got lucky 😭

[ember bay]

selling lexus is200 with 5000km, used by a granny as a grocery-getter

[lilac scarab]

cleansing the streets

[lethal birch]

a/c is ice cold

[vapid finch]

Lol the b-11 is made for crashing into things

https://medal.tv/games/gta-v/clips/1lCQXeDPLDRUbg

Especially people

(Dont mind the chat too much please)

[wheat solstice]

The proper way to clear a stash house.

Obviously, pulling up in the NOOSE van.

[untold loom]

cheater be like

look at this impossible level

[vapid finch]

Only 3.7 kd

[cedar schooner]

yo which gararge is that

[cedar schooner]

i just yank a bunch of grenades

[wheat solstice]

I try for non lethal raids as much as possible.

So tear gas and tasers.

[cedar schooner]

i just yank like 3 grenades

cause i dont have taser

[ivory goblet]

Agency middle floor. 5 on each side

[cedar schooner]

also do yk which one is that gararge with 3 floors

[ivory goblet]

CEO has 3 at each location

[cedar schooner]

and its like modern and is kind of

curved

[ivory goblet]

20 cars each, yeah that’s the one

[obsidian sparrow]

username means "the tryhard killer"

[untold loom]

ik

[wheat solstice]

I just got back from working the Paleto Bay construction yard and I get this bullshit?

[cedar schooner]

wait u can work construction?
How much do u make

[ivory goblet]

Stank azz

[untold loom]

you are to clean ahahaha

[wheat solstice]

I just go to the construction yard and chop up the wood with an axe, since most of it is destructible.

It’s purely roleplay. I do it to relax.

[lethal birch]

Do it in real life

[wheat solstice]

Already did.

Worked in landscaping. Well, not specifically lumber though.

[wheat solstice]

Gotta get on that construction yard grind.

[untold oar]

😭

Looked like one of the mobile ads

[wheat solstice]

😂😂

[lethal birch]

this is it, this is real hard labor

[wheat solstice]

Rate my mechanic skills.

[stiff veldt]

Wtf

[stiff veldt]

You can apply for a job at ls customs

[wheat solstice]

Amazing.

[mild hearth]

I feel like I can trust you with my top range cars back at the warehouse

[wheat solstice]

Amazing. I charge $600,000 per hour. And I charge extra for damages I cause.

[mild hearth]

🐟

[round hound]

I knew I had to save the Hao mission for this moment

[mild hearth]

and people thought lester&crew took a lot from the casino 🐟

[wheat solstice]

The worst kind of thief. The legal kind.

[stark plover]

lester takes a total of 5%

[exotic wind]

Helicopter snipe 1 or 2

[left sail]

Cool

[lilac pagoda]

I agree on all points

[wheat solstice]

He’s wrong. Everyone knows you are supposed to do big con and go loud only using fists. (Tried this once. It went…well.)

[lilac pagoda]

Hahaahahh

[lethal birch]

honestly agreeable

NOBODY DOES THE DUGGAN SHIPMENTS UNLESS THEY HAVE SOMEWHAT OF A WORKING BRAIN

[lilac pagoda]

I did 2 heist last week all w randoms 1 silent n sneaky 1 big con i did every hack and had to direct them what to do where to go only for them to quit as we leave the casino

x10 times minimun

[lethal birch]

casino heist is the worst with randoms cause either they do the dumbest things imaginable or they have some knowledge of what they should be doing yet disconnect mid heist

[cyan crag]

Waaah waah, low levels are playing their game on their own instead of doing what i tell them to do waaha waaah

Its a video game

Let ppl play how they want

[dusky timber]

i do yung ancestor for big con, easiest approach if you know what to do

[crude dock]

I love my new b11 it so fun to gamble with

[stuck yacht]

GTA IV vibes

[wheat solstice]

The unlocks for that approach are shit though.

You get an ugly hoodie and that’s it.

[lethal birch]

its only black and pink

[wheat solstice]

Whereas almost every other approach has a much cooler unlock.

Like Gruppe Sechs and the infiltration gear.

[untold oar]

I disagree with a lot of this

70% of it is the guy's skill issue

[lethal birch]

Casino cameras are delayed lol. U can run through them

[high ice]

@sacred wind this guy killed me like 30 times

[covert idol]

You had a chance to kill him. your fault.

[sacred wind]

Lol when did you hit him

[high ice]

I killed him a few times

[sacred wind]

how

[covert idol]

Shoot him or get closer so he explodes with his own missile

and get a nightshark. Duke o death is ass.

[sacred wind]

might be low level or he wasn't expecting to get blown up

[dusky timber]

agree but for general heisting i always prefer

[cyan crag]

Yeah def a low level

Free cars only and a free garage

[ivory goblet]

lol 35k short of the $5m

[lethal birch]

I got all the awards except for the steal 50 car one done weeks ago

[wheat solstice]

Fair. I only ever do casino for the outfits though.

[untold oar]

Why not download the clip 😭

[lethal birch]

Nice. I hit 10M 3 weeks ago

[ivory goblet]

Nice

[high ice]

Idk

[outer barn]

"casino heist is so hard" no you just suck ass

[dusky timber]

it's only hard because of the types of players that the reddit dude described

[outer barn]

Literally everyone tho

[dusky timber]

that's another issue

[stark plover]

he misspelt heist so everything he said is invalid

also aggressive without duggans is easy, i carried a level 50 through it

it just takes longer because you have to sit in cover

[ebon hinge]

right wtf just happened here

so much shit in this 22 second long clip.

this was in an Invite Only lobby by the way. I was the only person here.

[stark plover]

oppressor mk2 sometimes just does that if you use it a lot without refreshing

[ebon hinge]

Theres a few questions to ask here.

1. whyd the oppressor explode at that point in time the second i got off it.
2. why was there 2 vehicles on fire, one of which was destroyed before the other.
3. Why the fuck did that npc swerve to hit me when i was clearly not in the way.

[stark plover]

i can answer question 3, shark cards

[storm sentinel]

Sitting with Quavo, Gi Joe soldier Storm Shadow & a wolfman

[wheat solstice]

How does he have red eyes?

[storm sentinel]

Demon eye contacts you get from the barbershop

[wheat solstice]

Damn. That’s awesome.

Can I do different contacts for each eye?

[storm sentinel]

I wish but no you cant

[wheat solstice]

Damn.

[lethal birch]

he is evil

[whole cape]

sunset color gradients still aged well

That moment when the lobby is at 32 players

[lethal birch]

expanded and enhanced thing?

[whole cape]

No lol. Just there were people doing a loophole glitch or something to bypass the limit

when the vtec kicks in

[lethal birch]

erm thats not a honda

[warped meteor]

no one said anything about a honda

[edgy anchor]

VTEC

[whole cape]

Ermm

[wheat solstice]

I have transcended.

[stark plover]

drowing in a lake = ascension i guess

[wheat solstice]

That’s the thing. I survived.

[spark stratus]

What are you driving that thing is sexy

[whole cape]

The lovely s95

[manic musk]

Where to find it?

[dusky timber]

nowhere

[manic musk]

Can't on ps4?

[dusky timber]

no

[manic musk]

Dk what car to buy

[whole cape]

F

[dusky timber]

whatever you do, do not buy the ITALI RGB STINGRAY TT OMAGGIO CUSTOM (Widebody)

[compact pagoda]

What on earth is an rgb stingray

[cyan crag]

Its a stingray for gamers™

With shitty lightning

[lethal birch]

See?

Gtao jobs with viewers

[cyan crag]

Anyone knows what car is this

[elfin arrow]

vacca

[lethal birch]

Cool car

[untold oar]

Pls use night mode

[ebon hinge]

rare rockstar w

[elfin arrow]

except that has nothing to do with rockstar

[fallow kite]

kid cried cuz I owned him and reported me. after sendin mercenaries after me

dafuq is this ppl problem

[ebon hinge]

wym?

its the anticheat right

[elfin arrow]

no

it's a fake message from a mod menu

[ebon hinge]

how do you know

[elfin arrow]

cannot post the link since it names a menu

but this is from one mod menu

pretty funny though, the guy named in the message is actually cheating

or has cheated progress, who did it isn't particularly relevant

[agile wedge]

https://youtu.be/KlSnhY4unOs?si=MuCdyMf0-d59pHOL

[void marten]

@elfin arrow fact or cap

[elfin arrow]

elaborate

that message just comes up when you get reported x times in y amount of time

doesn't have anything to do with actually being tracked as anything

[lethal birch]

funtimes

Definitely not the right spot for a salvage yard unless u don't have any houses in there

Can't the arcade have that too?

[opaque tartan]

Lemme tell you something real quick

There's a cheap apartment in Paleto

There's actually many cheap apartments

[lethal birch]

I used to first have the paleto bay arcade before i replaced it to eight bit and only because of how far it was the casino

[opaque tartan]

Cheapest apartment you can get there only 26K

[lethal birch]

In the other hand i teleport through my eclipse apartment next to the arcade

[wheat solstice]

Nice.

[ivory goblet]

It’s even farther to the docks where you deliver from Salvage

Nah seemed relevant

I got the Sandy one first but after like 2 sales it was f this and moved to the city

Sorry, salvage yard

[lethal birch]

Guys please rate the outfit

[wheat solstice]

Oh.

[lilac scarab]

niko bellic

or however you spell his name

[lethal birch]

you said it right im sure

[silent garden]

guys rate my car 1-10

[silent garden]

a 6? really? @gleaming spear

you gotta do better than that bro

[unreal moat]

ill round the 7.5 to an 8

[ivory goblet]

Like the color but the car does nothing for me so 6️⃣

[obsidian sparrow]

the wheels dont fit

[ebon osprey]

Why would you have grey and black with white camouflage

Talk about making your outfit tactically useless lol

[warped meteor]

9

blue goes crazy ngl

[silent garden]

not bad

i did the best i could @warped meteor

[silent garden]

what wheels should i do?

[obsidian sparrow]

some similar to what the jesko irl has

[whole cape]

I mean those wheels aren’t terrible. But the stock ones or a 5 spoke like them are ideal

U can color the stocks too

[vapid laurel]

mafia SUVs collection

[warped meteor]

they look the same

[vapid laurel]

thats the mafia look 💀

blacked out SUVs

even got the Dubsta 2 in there

[warped meteor]

idk what that is

[vapid laurel]

💀

what level are you

[warped meteor]

198

level doesn't exactly mean knowledge of the game

[vapid laurel]

fair point

unless you are like very new

like 5

but anyways Dubsta 2 is just a rareer verson of normal dubsta

this guy

[dusky timber]

just ask any level 7981

[warped meteor]

nuh uh

[stuck yacht]

“What level are you” is it 2013 again?

[blazing ruin]

"Rarer"

[stuck yacht]

Trying to pull a seniority card on GTA😂

[vapid laurel]

damn my bad

[vapid laurel]

im new man kinda
been here for like 5 months?

[vapid laurel]

i just thought hes new 💀

anyways slammed muscle car W

[blazing ruin]

It's not exactly rare, you can easily get it if u want to

[vapid laurel]

i didnt know

[blazing ruin]

You can even get it by accident without knowing it

[vapid laurel]

saw it on yt and thought id get it

took me about 10 mins

[vapid laurel]

W

[blazing ruin]

Easy

It was once in simeons dealership as well

[vapid laurel]

i suppse i should have said slightly rarer

[vapid laurel]

damn

[blazing ruin]

For me, something rare is something that is hard to get, doesn't matter if it's via pure luck or trying hard. The dubsta 2 is easy to get if u try

[vapid laurel]

so like maybe mission locked and not p2w?

[blazing ruin]

There are vehicles u unclok by reaching rank 500/1000 in arena war. Those are rare since it isn't exactly easy to lvl up

[vapid laurel]

ah i see

[blazing ruin]

What vehicles are mission locked? The armored paragon r... what else?

[vapid laurel]

idk what the paragon is
but virtue is one

[blazing ruin]

Virtue isn't locked

[vapid laurel]

from finishing all Dax's missions

[blazing ruin]

U simply get a free one if u do the missions

[vapid laurel]

o wait yea i forgor you can buy

my bad

[blazing ruin]

Something rare could be a stratum spawning with a spoiler from a npc car. Even tho u can easily get the spoiler and more. (The spoiler and some other stuff are hidden stuff u can't get simply from lsc)

[vapid laurel]

i see

thanks

[dusky timber]

it's not slammed

[dusky timber]

[karmic latch]

What app is that

[dusky timber]

this can not be for real

[lethal birch]

Meanwhile on gta online

[onyx brook]

https://youtu.be/j_1BRu8FExc?feature=shared

[dense jolt]

He probably opened it on his phone

using the social club website

[forest robin]

guys something special happend to me on gta

[untold oar]

?

[stark plover]

he forgot

[stuck yacht]

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/leonida_syndicate/wall

[glacial scroll]

bounceville

[dusky timber]

i thought it was gonna be a clip of the itali gto

[wheat solstice]

On my way to fight the British (yes the plane is historically accurate trust me.)

[lethal birch]

erm

[sour wyvern]

How we gonna pull up in houses in gta 6

[silent garden]

looks badass af dude

[silent garden]

that’s photoshopped lol

[silent garden]

alr

[compact pagoda]

oopsie daisy

[sour wyvern]

I didn’t even make that lol

[silent garden]

oh lol

[vapid finch]

Im gonna be one of the british

[wheat solstice]

Snatch a hydra. Isn’t the harrier British?

[vapid finch]

The pyro is british

[wheat solstice]

Neat.

[vapid finch]

Also hydra a bit outdated and bad i think

[wheat solstice]

Yeah but it’s British.

[vapid finch]

Hydra kinda cheap also

[wheat solstice]

Also just wear what I’m wearing but with a red coat and white vest.

[stiff veldt]

Clown gets clowned on by a clown 🤡

[elfin hill]

That’s a clown moment honestly 🤡

[topaz trench]

This aged really, really, really well

[obsidian sparrow]

yikes

[ebon osprey]

It's not really grindy and tbh purchasable money doesn't affect other players that much as modders are way way worse lol

[topaz trench]

remember when items were rank restricted? i do

[ebon osprey]

Everything is so overpriced you would need to pay thousands to have any advantage over a new player just immediately doing cayo heists

[topaz trench]

true

[ebon osprey]

GTA should fuck off shark cards and XP level lock certain heists

But ya know to late I guess lol

[ivory goblet]

Was thinking about an actual progression a few days ago. Like ok from rank 1-20 you can do some missions, meet one of the npcs whTever, then at 20 you can buy a high end apartment and unlock those heists then maybe at 30 unlock doomsday then etc

Meet a new npc every 10 or so like Gerald Simeon Martin

And for those that have been playing longer we kinda do have at least a chronological progression.
When something came out you knew you had about 6 months to play with it before the next big drop. Mostly kept up with stuff as it came out

Compared to now, it’s just “welcome to los santos. Fuckin lol good luck” and then the calls start

[next belfry]

buzzard

[cyan crag]

Looks like it

[burnt cargo]

Wait, forreal?

No.

[quaint parrot]

Kinda suck I've had a buzzard for years

[elfin arrow]

no

[cyan crag]

No

[lethal birch]

omg frrr??? how could you tell wow

[rough pond]

Omg akea u alive

[lethal birch]

fake

[rough pond]

[analog yarrow]

help

[twin ginkgo]

I’m so broke my cash negative

[twin ginkgo]

Ginger cop lmao

[silent garden]

that’s hideous af lol

[ivory goblet]

It’s gritty yo

[glacial scroll]

hey it’s dax!

[untold oar]

No ragdoll or actual

[lethal birch]

idk how i didnt fall over this was just extremely lucky

[dusky timber]

deathbike aka gargoyle with arena war modifications

[lethal birch]

gargoyle with arena war modifications

[wheat solstice]

The SWAT gear does go hard.

[worn gust]

Looks like older swat gear

[wheat solstice]

Nope. It hasn’t changed. Unless you mean real life.

[worn gust]

Irl swat use like military style jpc kit

[wheat solstice]

I think it varies doesn’t it?

Like from department to department?

[worn gust]

Depends on state + funding

[wheat solstice]

Yup.

[worn gust]

My state has older 90s police kit

[wheat solstice]

Whacky.

[worn gust]

Like older sheriff uniforms still have the old style gun belt loop

[wheat solstice]

They haven’t upgraded their gear in 30 years?

[worn gust]

Small town

[wheat solstice]

Ah.

[worn gust]

I mean old leather gun belts are still cool asf

[wheat solstice]

True.

[worn gust]

I’m thinking of buying old kit like that for gun range

[wheat solstice]

Hmm.

Sounds cool.

[worn gust]

I’d love to have gun belts on all outfits in gta

Like modern to old style

From old leather officer styles to modern drop leg and tactical shit

[vapid finch]

https://medal.tv/games/gta-v/clips/1X4fI0f0y_f78y

Orbital strike

[bronze tiger]

what's the issue?

[analog yarrow]

Have you ever been to a lobby where everyone has a bounty on them

[warped meteor]

no

[bronze tiger]

yeah, it's called: Having a modder place a bounty on everyone.

@warm epoch

[round hound]

Let’s see if this shi is fast

[lethal birch]

what u think so far

[round hound]

wym

[whole cape]

Tis quite fast

[lethal birch]

is it fast enough?

Another day in the agency spectating people from the TV

[violet inlet]

Chop sitting on the bed like 😳

[warped meteor]

where is ur clothing skull

[lethal birch]

Its hidden on the pic

[brisk heath]

I bought it a long time ago to grind the special cargo missions for the CEO.

[lethal birch]

@wise anvil

[wise anvil]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[round hound]

Nah

[lethal birch]

I like ur boots

[quaint parrot]

Me too. Now I have 2

[stiff veldt]

you can actually have unlimited xd

[quaint parrot]

True but I prefer my oppressor

[stiff veldt]

K

[brisk heath]

I have an oppressor but I honestly think the helicopter is better

[whole cape]

Bro was expecting it to do a true 200 mph

I got mine up to that tho yesterday

[round hound]

Does low grip make it faster?

[sour wyvern]

Your character looks like mine sis

[whole cape]

Like a year ago, yeah

But its been long patched

But u can do wheelies at times to temporarily get up to those even higher speeds

[round hound]

Yeah that’s what I was told I still thought it will make it slightly faster

[amber sky]

what am i watching, and am i the weird one for watching ?

[lethal birch]

yes

just yes

[amber sky]

im going to orb them

[lethal birch]

no one is stopping you

[twin ginkgo]

@dapper mirage yes you can get IAA badge

[lethal birch]

I'm not gonna question what it is you're wearing

[dapper mirage]

thank you, now how do i get it

[quaint parrot]

Oppressor MKII

[dusky timber]

[cyan crag]

Its so funny to see tryhard ecouples

The nickname of the other one 😂

[wild cipher]

How?

You can get it from director mode Ik that

[plush dock]

that is vile

[amber sky]

i was mortified

[twin ginkgo]

You need to do the 1st mission for operation paper trail and make sure you’re wearing your custom outfit to get the badge

[lilac scarab]

@elfin arrow @lilac blaze

[elfin arrow]

i do not see a single hydra

[lilac scarab]

must be blind

[elfin arrow]

this is a hydra

the aircraft in the image are not hydra

[wind reef]

those are lazers I think

[lilac scarab]

idk everyone i have ever played with have called them hydras

[lilac blaze]

Not sure what these are? Lazers?

[elfin arrow]

so literally everyone you've ever played with has called the lazer a hydra

those are 2 very different jets

[wind reef]

this is lazer

[lilac scarab]

there’s like 100s of videos on how to steal the hydra

[elfin arrow]

which is weird given the hydra does not spawn anywhere

[lilac blaze]

The hydra costs 3 mil, just buy it

[lilac scarab]

who cares it’s the same thing anyway

[elfin arrow]

no it isn't

hydra has vtol, lazer doesn't. hydra handles like a bus with wings, lazer is agile

[lilac scarab]

why do you have to start an argument for no reason

let me call it a hydra what’s the difference

[elfin arrow]

i just mentioned 2 big differences