gta-media

[upper fjord]

Yeah that was the Maze bank Arena one, i was about 0.1 off it

[blazing ruin]

Still leaning too much

[plush dock]

ima dm you.

[blazing ruin]

Help me mods, I'm being attacked in dms, if only there was a discord feature that could stop them

[upper fjord]

I don't remember having a cow from peyote plants before

[elfin arrow]

i do

[blazing ruin]

Cora has seen every animal a million times

[upper fjord]

It's been awhile since i done some then 😅

[autumn lintel]

may i know what car is that sir?

[upper fjord]

turismo omaggio

https://gtacars.net/gta5/turismo3

[worn gust]

Shame I can’t put a gun belt on the outfit

[lethal birch]

looks nice

[worn gust]

I tried with a pmc / security contractor look

[lethal birch]

gunbelt would have made it better but I mean hey you did good regardless

[worn gust]

The female can’t out body armor over it

[lethal birch]

really?

[worn gust]

Yes

[lethal birch]

thats dumb

[worn gust]

Hope they add gun belts

I’d kill for the radio plus holster

[lethal birch]

I mostly just want chest rigs

[worn gust]

Like actual chest rigs not the vest looking ones?

[lethal birch]

yea

[worn gust]

Shame r* didn’t add it in mercenaries

Despite it being a military themed update

[lethal birch]

its not like they havent made them before cause michael has one in story mode

[worn gust]

How hard would it be to add a shoulder holster too

Couldn’t they just port it from the max Payne 3

[lethal birch]

i wouldnt know im not good with coding and what not

im out of touch with tech

[worn gust]

Idk the hint of game design \ porting

Shoulder holsters exist in game but not the same model as player

They are worn by the vago in Trevor’s rage mission

[lethal birch]

yeah but that one seems to be made for the uzi

i doubt it'd be universal

[worn gust]

I just want a shoulder holster to fit on the vest section

[lethal birch]

shoulder holsters and holsters in general would be nice additions

[worn gust]

Even better if it was over the shirt like max Payne

[lethal birch]

i mean it's mostly meant to be over a shirt

[worn gust]

Like over the dress shirt

[lethal birch]

yea

[worn gust]

Like how max and agent 47 wear it

But Irl having a shoulder holster in public view is a bit odd

But looks always cool on protagonists

[lethal birch]

considering its gta i doubt open carry would be a problem

[edgy anchor]

Depends on the circumstances

[worn gust]

I have the legal papers to do it but I don’t only. wearing it publicly while hunting

[edgy anchor]

Gun rally? Security detail? Armed escort? Sure, makes total sense

[worn gust]

Like the cops care about a guy carrying a mini gun or rpg

[lethal birch]

its america

[worn gust]

Well it better have some thing to keep it from people touching it

Like strap on the hammer or the handle

[lethal birch]

holster retention

[worn gust]

My shoulder holster has it plus a strap to the handle

[edgy anchor]

Well duh

[worn gust]

If a cop presses me on it I have papers plus open carry + conceal carry ok state

[edgy anchor]

If your gun fucking discharges itself when holstered obviously something isn't right

[lethal birch]

i doubt anyone would really have a problem if you got papers and stuff

[worn gust]

Right

Do you guys enjoy horrer games?

If so I got one that’s really good

[edgy anchor]

Go to the appropriate channel, this convo is getting too off-topic

[lethal birch]

true

[worn gust]

Yes

[upper fjord]

I just wanted to get my cargobob

[plush dock]

you can using transfer

[whole cape]

Ruin it?

[cyan crag]

How do you even lose to a buzzard in a mk2

[whole cape]

[cyan crag]

Leave it stock white 🗣️

[whole cape]

Meh.

Why not go for a lil more fun. It looks just regular white at times so its cool

Not much u really can do to the car anyways outside of a diff paintjob

[upper fjord]

I was gonna hit him eventually 😅, too easy to dodge mk2 rockets he would run out before hitting me

Too rusty to use the buzzards miniguns though 😢

[cyan crag]

Helicopters mgs need a buff

Make it like jets mgs

Or like old explosive mgs but the explosion is the size of an explosive sniper round

Its literally impossible to kill someone with that thing

Since helicopter flying in gta is so ass

Bf4 had perfect helicopters

[edgy anchor]

A less restrictive system would be nice but a simplified option like what we have should still be available

[upper fjord]

I'd like to be able to actually aim the buzzard MGs like npcs seem to do

Instead of the fixed positions they have

[lethal birch]

they can sort of aim? i’m not sure how to explain it properly but if your reticle is within the general vicinity of a target , it’ll aim the reticle ever so slightly towards it. I’m not sure if that’s AA/Magnetism or the “Aim” function limit

it has aim, it’s just so small

[royal onyx]

The snow is gone?

[untold oar]

The neon color is out of place

[sterile fox]

no it doesn't

buzzard miniguns are fine tbh

[lofty scarab]

Ladies, ladies, one at a time

[unkempt linden]

thanks bro!

[kindred pilot]

no problem

[dusky timber]

good job watermarking stuff that is not yours

[uncut steppe]

He got them from a tiktok slideshow.... it auto watermarks

[dusky timber]

doesn't make it any better

[uncut steppe]

Don't blame him, blame the app

[dusky timber]

https://tenor.com/view/why-not-both-why-not-take-both-gif-11478682

[uncut steppe]

Because he can't controll it

He's just tryna help if someone need it 💀

[dusky timber]

but he coulda posted the original way higher quality maps made on reddit, or a link to one of these interactive gta online maps

all these low res blurry screenshots are not very helpful

[nimble helm]

The cayo perico ones are really helpful. Thanks a lot.

[uncut steppe]

He didn't have to post anything in the first place, he found them and took time outta his day to post them for people to see. Blurry or not it gives a decent idea of what everything is

[alpine adder]

Clean code huh Rockstar????

[cyan crag]

I always wondered how much do military vehicles cost during this challenge

[snow citrus]

I didn't destroy any military vehicles

[cyan crag]

But never tried cuz you need to go to the military base before the event starts

Since they dont spawn during the event

[snow citrus]

yeah, I just went to the airport but there wasn't shit there

[snow citrus]

yeah, it's weird that there wasn't anything at the airport even before the event

[cyan crag]

Oh

[snow citrus]

that shit is annoying

[uncut steppe]

That was the 2nd time that happened

That exact spot

[snow citrus]

it happened to me, not right in front of the finish line tho

[snow citrus]

bruuuh

[plush dock]

car saved your life

[snow citrus]

you can think of it like that 💀 💀

but it's more like everything that I could've fucked up, I fucked up

murphy's law 👍

[plush dock]

sounds like life lmao

[snow citrus]

that clip is an accurate representation of life

[plush dock]

fax

wsg og

[alpine adder]

Demolicious51 GTA Corolary to Murphy's Law: In GTA Murphy's Law can be reversed

?

[plush dock]

hello og, how are you today?

[alpine adder]

Just fine hby sis

[plush dock]

im just survivin lmao

[forest current]

Cant pick up safe cash help

[dusky timber]

do it in invite only

[alpine adder]

explain

[dusky timber]

no lag caused by other players

[lethal birch]

walk forward

[lethal birch]

Da gang

[noble shore]

bro has a 9-5 in gta

[lethal birch]

huh?

whats that brother hahaha

[kindred blade]

hell yeah

[narrow burrow]

why cant i post images/videos in here

[void marten]

Need to be level 5

[void marten]

A 9-5 job

[narrow burrow]

rip

[lethal birch]

Hahahahahaha oh

Yeah Im a full time GTA Online taxi driver

[lethal birch]

how much for a player fare

For free man!

F the delay man!

[plush dock]

this for towtruck job?

new missions?

[lethal birch]

Nope

This is diff from towtruck jobs. And yeah 3 new missions per week

These are like normal heists with preparations

What I noticed though is they only have few different kinds of missions every car. Sometimes I just end up doing the same shit over again for another car

[clever robin]

https://youtu.be/yEcP__vS-eQ?si=jh62A79gsRPm5Fm7

[inland solstice]

Keep grinding king

[lethal birch]

Yes sir! 😄

[worn gust]

Issa dawg

[elfin arrow]

don't do that

[severe garnet]

we are not rockstar staff

[fathom karma]

[arctic wadi]

Someone help me make money I’m level 1

[lethal birch]

they're just really good at the game dw

[snow citrus]

I mean, they didn't rly report them, just shared the video, so yea

[dusky timber]

u gotta drop by ponsonbys to buy new shoes

i don't think they sell 44 though

[noble shore]

Bro can not drive

[noble shore]

That's just the new style

[alpine adder]

5M?

[plush dock]

[plush dock]

yeah

[dusky timber]

[plush dock]

my fault but why point that out i hate that pic now ;-;

[dusky timber]

[plush dock]

[lethal birch]

nice gun

[alpine adder]

You do not mention a ladys shoes... sensitive topic

[royal onyx]

I don't understand why they can't make snow as a weather in the game

[plush dock]

i made that mistake with my sister ;-;

[royal onyx]

I want something to say but idk what I want to say

[plush dock]

say what your thinking

[royal onyx]

Is that a roleplay version?

[plush dock]

i take my pics on fiveM yeah

[royal onyx]

I want long hair on GTA. I'm sick of having short hair

[carmine ridge]

Yusuf really just doing stuff like this huh

[jaunty ridge]

Kill yusuf

Bro scammed your ahh

[carmine ridge]

I actually did get nothing 😂 its not some glitch or whatever

[carmine ridge]

imma orb his house

[jaunty ridge]

Kidnapp his family

[dusky timber]

his 😩 got scammed indeed

[fiery sparrow]

"would you rather be free or live in a cage but with a lot of money?"
Me:

[upper fjord]

Is this new?

[dusky timber]

chat is this new

(no, it's not)

[untold oar]

Very old

[upper fjord]

First time i've seen it CEO/MC wasn't even full in hte session i was trying to rejoin either

[quick torrent]

Very old, but rare.

[upper fjord]

I love this bug sometimes

[mossy rune]

W mod.

[stone ether]

[mossy rune]

Chat, is this new?

[amber sky]

report him to modmail pls mods will ban him (((satire)))

[cyan crag]

Tf is this 😭

[mossy rune]

Kings fan are something.

[cyan crag]

Sports are lame

[summer tendon]

anybody knows what this car is

[plush dock]

only the ones where people dont get hurt

[plush dock]

lm87 i think

[elfin hill]

The effect? It’s a new discord thing

[mossy rune]

Yeah, but we were really shit when we started.

[dusky timber]

lm87

(guaranteed)

[mossy rune]

As for the Coyotes…they’re doing what they do best.

[summer tendon]

Where tf do i find it

[elfin hill]

This is so fun Ngl

[dusky timber]

if it's not delisted, that is

[mossy rune]

I can’t be arsed to pay attention to each player’s performance and critique them lol

[dusky timber]

[mossy rune]

Lol

[blazing ruin]

What about motorsports

[bronze tiger]

yes

[fickle ocean]

so glad i can’t update discord

[untold loom]

RIP client

[lucid lake]

happens alot lately

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch ??????

[lethal birch]

Read my other reply

[untold oar]

Is this your last day

[lethal birch]

yes

[untold oar]

Did it count

[lethal birch]

wym

i dont know where the gun van is

nevermind

its in little seoul

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch

[stark plover]

what size is the screen you're playing on compared to your hud safe zone

[lethal birch]

its a mobile image

[stark plover]

like you're using remote play on your phone?

[lethal birch]

no the image is from xbox app

[quaint parrot]

Thata a career achievement

[stark plover]

ohh

[quaint parrot]

100mil

[golden idol]

hello

[stark plover]

withdraw all of it and start a new character now

[untold oar]

Huh

You ok

[quaint parrot]

Why

[untold oar]

Chop murders Cop NPC model 21 in 1440p60fps Performance RT Mode HDR Ray traced shadows E&E Xbox Series X GTA Online

[median obsidian]

WTF

how tf

teach me

[dusky timber]

bro

[untold oar]

Why is the preview so small like that

[untold oar]

Ok and

[lethal birch]

ChatGPT don't know shit

[untold oar]

Never ask it about gtav

Ask it how many preps and setups are in the doomsday heist

You will get some funny laughs

[lethal birch]

just me and my bike

only bike

[velvet quarry]

lmaooo

[verbal hedge]

He uses mods to rig the slot machines at casino

You can get 10M per day

[lethal birch]

you do realize theres an actual exploit where a person can get 1M every second
dont know why so many people use casino method

[verbal hedge]

Yes I know. However you need to install a separate script for most mod menu and people done know how to od that.

That exploit usually only comes on paid menus

[lethal birch]

no, some free mod menus can actually do that such as ||no fuck you||

cant say the name

[upper fjord]

Shouldnt be discussing it at all but nevermind

[verbal hedge]

The most popular free one can do that however it does not come included and you have to install a separate script

[lethal birch]

ik, anyways shouldnt talk about this

[lethal birch]

gg @snow orbit

[lucid lake]

no 3.5m?

[snow citrus]

Bro replied to my message one year later 💀

[lucid lake]

this isn't what i meant when i said request kosatka

[lilac wigeon]

How do you send gifs?

[void marten]

Need to be level 5 in the server

[void marten]

How did that even happen

[lilac wigeon]

How I level up

[void marten]

Just chat

[lilac wigeon]

Thanks

[lucid lake]

no u don't

[void marten]

To send gifs? Yes you do

[noble shore]

um what 🤣😭 my avenger just got stolen by a mugger

[sour parrot]

up up and away ahh

[dusky timber]

it's like when i replied to a 9 years old comment under a video of mine 4 years ago and then replied to it again with a follow up last month

[gusty ledge]

I hate this guy the most during the Dr Dre contract missions

[lucid lake]

i always rain bullets on him

molotov is a new idea

[gusty ledge]

Watch that promoter screaming is funny af

tried this method on billionnaire but hes immune to molotov for some reason

[lucid lake]

is ur gta modded

[gusty ledge]

no

if u are wondering why i have this many molotov thats bec i bought it from the gun van @lucid lake

[snow citrus]

who was he again?

[snow citrus]

bro has chill japanese music in the background

pretty chill

[lucid lake]

ur av has big badonkers

[elfin arrow]

[gusty ledge]

av?

[snow citrus]

bro is down bad 💀 also every character of the same gender has the same body

[gusty ledge]

u mean my character

[snow citrus]

av = avatar
probably

[gusty ledge]

yeah she has some cake

[lucid lake]

gta 6 will be insane

[gusty ledge]

we'll see bout that

[lethal quarry]

Any one of those change every so often

[hardy crow]

its @ little seoul today :D

[lethal quarry]

It should pop up ? When ur close

[turbid flicker]

gj

[fast prism]

image of mirror park in maze bank arena

[cyan crag]

What

[fast prism]

Screenshot of an early build of GTA V

In the tower

[lethal birch]

What?

[lethal birch]

what?

[dusky timber]

[upper fjord]

GTA 6 confirmed

[fast prism]

lol

[upper fjord]

Sorry that wasnt really worth the ping, heres a clip

[lethal birch]

place called "harmony" on this mount chiliad tourist board. is this a cut town or am i stupid and forgot it exists

Just googled it. I never realized that was actually a town lmao

[outer barn]

Tbf it does just look like random houses

Nobody goes there anyways so

[upper fjord]

Thats the area for Alamo Meth/Cash

[elfin hill]

Who wins, a mutli million dollar tank Or a player named Peacey?

[outer barn]

Me

[upper fjord]

Wow that guys terrible 😭

Can't even drive in a straight line up the ramp

[elfin hill]

Fr tho

He had every chance and he couldn’t even hit me

So TW because this is me greifing. Please ignore my trash ass flying idk why I was so bad in the clip but yeah. Normally I am a respectful guy but this guy was extremely toxic about it and the rage personal I ended up reporting him but regardless this is the clip.

[lethal birch]

What part?

[fast prism]

Nvm

[lethal birch]

Nvm for what? I just asked a question

[fast prism]

Just forget it

[upper fjord]

Grinders pov

[lethal birch]

I wanna know where at MBA. You’re not telling me

[fast prism]

Almost at the top

[elfin hill]

Damn 4 people. I don’t see that everyday

[upper fjord]

We had about 12 for todays hot sales

[elfin hill]

Damnnn

I have just me. I’m solo

[lethal birch]

There’s no windows that look like that at the MBA

I’m confused

[fast prism]

It’s there

Let me sleep now please

[lethal birch]

Don’t see it

[elfin hill]

Damn that’s clean

Massive crew fr.

My crew has one person in it.

Me.

[upper fjord]

Not really tbh were pretty small compared to other grinding crews, even if it is abit of a niche these days.. Theres still some really large ones out there, idk how they manage it 😅

[elfin hill]

Maybe someday I’ll come across you guys grinding

Are you on free aim or open

[upper fjord]

AA

[elfin hill]

Same

We will see.

But a 12 man group would scare little old me so chances of me trying to destory it is slim

I’m mostly retired from grinding honestly. I got plenty of money and I own everything I want so yk. I’ve had my fair share of greifers and it took me a while to realize there is a point to them even if they are annoying af

[elder shore]

griefers kinda teach you what to do and not what to do while selling

[elfin hill]

There’s a point to them. People hate them cause all they see are assholes but truthfully without them there would be no high demand bonus

[upper fjord]

I run the crew so i dont have much choice in retiring from grinding but i dont really do much myself these days.. If i need something i'll take the time to make money to get it, doesnt take long

[elder shore]

there can be high demand bonus without griefers

depends on the ppl in the session

[elfin hill]

What’s the point of it if the risk of getting greifed isn’t there

[upper fjord]

If you make a Crew session for 2 crews it counts as a public lobby

[elder shore]

so you are saying the bonus is better when its hard to get?

[elfin hill]

Easily

It’s a bonus for a reason

[elder shore]

not exactly what i meant but that works too

i dont sell

even tho im broke af

i aint even got 1 mil to my name rn

[elfin hill]

Get acid lab then

[elder shore]

i got everything in the game

im not actually rank 39

[elfin hill]

Well that’s misleading isn’t it

[elder shore]

ppl start insulting your level when they arent right

and im all for it because i dont care tbh

[elfin hill]

Ah I see. I used to run with a crew but they were super disrespectful people so I flew solo and grinded my shit alone it paid of in the end

[elder shore]

i love when the generic wannabe with a modded acc starts talking shit to me

because of the level i got in my name

makes me laugh

[elfin hill]

That was basically everyone in the crew

[elder shore]

im in a pvp crew rn

most of them if not all have modded accs

[elfin hill]

We should prob move this chat to #gta-online we are flooding

[elder shore]

yep

[lethal birch]

@fast prism still can’t find the mirror park picture at Maze Bank Arena

[elfin hill]

So uh yeah my sparrow skills have definitely gone down hill

[fallen slate]

Dang, I’m guessing I got level up to post

[blazing ruin]

I love how the sparrow is durable only when you're stuck

[elfin hill]

Yup

[livid kettle]

what

[dusky timber]

collect the car and deliver it

[livid kettle]

theres a 3 wheel car in gta?

[dusky timber]

yes

[fallow geyser]

How does my Outfit looks?

[stark plover]

are you playing gta mobile

[pure patrol]

i cant even post images here tf

[stark plover]

to prevent bots joining and posting nsfw

chat for a bit until you get level 5

[pure patrol]

rahh

[fallow geyser]

no, my Laptop can only handle the lowest graphics settings possible

also, i use a Mod Menu to remove the fog and reduce the render distance

[stark plover]

[fallow geyser]

without the menu i play at 18 Stable FPS

with the menu i can play at least at 30-32

[stark plover]

you should be grinding irl at that point

[lethal birch]

buddys playing on a gameboy

[lethal birch]

@sturdy quartz https://www.gtabase.com/gta-6/vehicles/police-cruiser-buffalo-stx

That’s a pic of the Buffalo STX cop car in VI

[sturdy quartz]

interesting

[lethal birch]

I think there was an older one too

[sturdy quartz]

a wide variety of police vehicles could change everything

[lethal birch]

The explorer looks good too

[sturdy quartz]

there was also a ram 1500 in there as well

[sturdy quartz]

i love how they also remodeled some of the cars

[lethal quarry]

Bros mad

got muted so spams dms 😂😂

[flint ocean]

@junior plover

!lfg @junior plover

[tardy stone]

@junior plover, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino Heist: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @flint ocean

[lethal quarry]

😂

[sturdy quartz]

muted mate

[lethal quarry]

it’s a joke

[flint ocean]

im sowwy

[sturdy quartz]

it’s ok😔

[lethal quarry]

I’ll tell shiddy to watch media 😁

[flint ocean]

lmao

[lethal quarry]

bros nice all of a sudden 😧

[lethal birch]

He sent me that too

[lethal quarry]

😂😂

[lethal birch]

Dually as well

[sturdy quartz]

porsche 911 widebody😍😍

[lethal birch]

Comet retro custom with a better rear end

Elegy retro custom is in the game too

[lethal quarry]

bro we all got called pussies 😂

discord kittens 😁

[untold oar]

Is this guy from the server

[lethal birch]

Yes

[lethal quarry]

He’s mad cuz he got muted for spamming in gta online lfg related

[untold oar]

Just report this to modmail and get him banned instead

[lethal birch]

And he LFG people who were lfg’ing him

[lethal quarry]

Okay

[untold oar]

He texted you first right

[fallow geyser]

[sturdy quartz]

also a chrysler that looks clean as hell

[lethal birch]

PMP700

In the back has a Tulip M-100 Donk, Stanier Donk

[lethal quarry]

check dms pls

[dusty gull]

60.87% of my money from betting...

[mental current]

damn

[sharp bridge]

i saw that screenshot everywhere fake

[flint ocean]

how to tutorial

[elfin hill]

Bro spends hours in the casino

[dusty gull]

alright, show it then

[mental current]

bro is the valet

[sharp bridge]

how

[royal knot]

won the car

[dusty gull]

show us the screenshot you claim to have seen everywhere

[mental current]

there are some on reddit

[sharp bridge]

i dont have media perms

[mental current]

not the same though. he does gamble like hell

different percents

[dusty gull]

what an excuse 👏👏

[sharp bridge]

probably the casino chips glitch

[sharp bridge]

how am i supposed to show you if i cant smh

[elfin hill]

Here is proof that your time is better spent grinding

[mental current]

i think i might have more job%, i aint checking tho

[dusty gull]

I'm not that high level I don't have access to that much jobs 😭

[mental current]

bro only shared 143 bucks, litteraly mr beast

[sharp bridge]

what is "shared"

[dusty gull]

I gamble day and night pal 🙄

[mental current]

given. you cant anymore though

[elfin hill]

It’s a rly stupid thing where you can share cash to people but it’s useless

[sharp bridge]

oh the feature rockstar reemoved?

[mental current]

you cant anymore

[elfin hill]

Ah

[sharp bridge]

yeah that was a while ago

[royal knot]

how i check this

[sharp bridge]

but how many npcs did bro kill to get 68k...

[elfin hill]

My acc here is old. Like 7 years old but I really didn’t start grinding until 4 years ago

[elfin hill]

Rockstar social club

All your stats are there

[elfin hill]

Great question

I mass murder so

Killing nps legit money money making method

[royal knot]

lol

[mental current]

close to mine

[royal knot]

nice

i think this may be wrong

[elfin hill]

Mine. Don’t look at my level I’m supposed to be 100 levels higher but I’m not cause I asked rockstar to change my level back after I did a level glitch and they put it back too far

[mental current]

wrong part

[elfin hill]

Hm?

[royal knot]

i can’t wait for gta6

[elfin hill]

How in the hell do you got 218m life time with only 9 total days of playtime

[royal knot]

idk lmao

[elfin hill]

Glitches?

[royal knot]

nah

i don’t glitch

[elfin hill]

There’s no way that’s possible without glitches

[royal knot]

it’s prob including my other character i have

[mental current]

its modded. you've only done like 51m in jobs and other stuff

[mental current]

or this

[royal knot]

i don’t have modded

[elfin hill]

Cause my lifetime is 309 mil and I’ve been playing for years

[mental current]

so it might be other charecters idk

[elfin hill]

Ur almost at me at only 9 days that’s impossible

But maybe it is

Another acc

[royal knot]

yea i’ve been playing from other account for years

but this new character only a year or two

[mental current]

i think i only have 100m lifetime

14 days

[royal knot]

dang

[elfin hill]

Are you in debt or something. How did you spend more then you earned 💀

[royal knot]

💀💀💀

[mental current]

R* support gave me 9 mill because my opressor vanished

[elfin hill]

Oh

[royal knot]

how it vanish 💀

[elfin hill]

Kinda weird I got 20.7m cash and 5.3m bank. I should probably throw it all in my bank

[mental current]

mors did something dumb

[royal knot]

crazy

[royal knot]

lemme send a mugger. a 💀

[elfin hill]

If only muggers didn’t grab 10 or 20k at a time

Would be epic tho

[royal knot]

fr lmao

[lethal birch]

muggers should steal millions

[elfin hill]

Why tho

[lethal birch]

itd be funny

[elfin hill]

True Ngl

I would be so pissed if I lost 20m cause I got mugged tho

[lethal birch]

kill the mugger get it all back

[elfin hill]

I know but I could die. Calling a mugger is something people do to stun you in a pvp

[lethal birch]

kill the person who called it, get the money back

that should be a feature ngl

[elfin hill]

Can’t if the guy kills me while I’m stunned

[untold oar]

Do you get alerted

[royal knot]

ima sleep gn

[lethal birch]

only alerted if you got mugged or if you call the mugger in

[elfin hill]

It tells you but only after

[untold oar]

That's funny

[elfin hill]

I mean it’s the whole point

[lethal birch]

think of it as being shot and then someone says "dude you just got shot"

[stark plover]

im a better gambler than you

[dusty gull]

the fuk

[dusty gull]

😭

[lethal birch]

How much have you won at the casino?

@stark plover

[alpine adder]

33m

[lethal birch]

He didn’t win 33M from casino. That’s from the betting feature for like races and all that

[elfin arrow]

it has to count casino because i have money from betting

and i never bet on anything

[lethal birch]

I’ve won over 100M from casino and I got less than 100M from betting

100m from casino what

Yeah

[dusky timber]

earned from betting includes wins in the casino

[gusty ledge]

GP1 in autoshop

[lethal birch]

Then why isn’t mine over 100M

[lethal birch]

Removed car too

[gusty ledge]

yeah

got kicekd out while installing modifications,when i back into it i got teleported into hell

[lethal quarry]

HOW DIDN’T HE DIE EXPLAIN ROCKSTAR EXPLAIN

he ate those bombs like it was nothing then cops killed him😂

[lethal birch]

no ones watching that

[obsidian ruin]

I think I hit the other plane but idk

[warped meteor]

seen that video before

[void marten]

Oh alien war pt.2?

Greens just gonna win again

[cyan crag]

This wont happend lmao

Bro think he can make it a trend again

Also pulled some lore out of his ass

[lethal quarry]

Hold up a minute first shut the fuck up I was showing them a tik tok I told them to go to media

Second of all who fucking asked for your opinion and to be a dick about it.

[lethal quarry]

Fucking your names felix bro bio says claus is a cutie fuck off fix it felix

[cyan crag]

Lmao 😂

Youre sensitive

[lethal quarry]

nah your just annoying

you could’ve said it probs won’t happen in a nice way but u made it a dick way

[cyan crag]

I wasnt being a dick to you, but to whoever made this video

[lethal quarry]

Use ur fix it felix powers and fix this mess

[cyan crag]

What

[lethal quarry]

U could’ve just said it nicely bro

[snow citrus]

rockstar moment

[dawn shuttle]

PC moment*

[plush dock]

GTA moment*

[dawn shuttle]

Never has happened to me. PC moment it is

[plush dock]

maybe not as bad as that but its happened on ps to me

[golden berry]

People are desperate to revive this but no one really want to replay it.

[void marten]

i feel like why bother trying to bring it back it was iconic the first time that was enough

[snow citrus]

I am so good at this

[cyan crag]

Bro isnt forklift certified 😂

[elder shore]

there is room for improvement

[tight prism]

modders idk ill just leave em here

[elder shore]

apewithnobrakes sounds familiar

[snow citrus]

how do u know they're modders

[silk wing]

uversuspro used it at one point

[tight prism]

god mode

[elder shore]

yeah thats what i thought

[silk wing]

pretty sure he sold it at some point

[tight prism]

now im just trying to get back to my facility to call an orbital strike one last time

two for one strike

nice

bro spent 200 dollars on mods

wild

[vocal dagger]

this thing doesnt even work properly now on pc while consoles are getting new content every week

[golden idol]

Festplatze

[elfin hill]

It’s a known fact that rockstar cares more for console then pc

[void marten]

pc the forgotten child

[cyan crag]

"master race" my ass lmao

[icy star]

why cant i send pictures

[cyan crag]

You need lvl 5

[lethal birch]

Is the new park ranger vehicle only for new gen

[silk wing]

yes

[snow citrus]

I created my first race
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/job/gtav/pBRnv27MLU29gwdvrQzv4w

[novel junco]

what a bio

[sick tangle]

fr

[snow citrus]

it literally describes what the race is, do you have a problem with it?

[void marten]

straight to the point

[elfin arrow]

lmao i remember doing this exact same thing

[keen gale]

I love when my friends are on the roof terrace trying to doge em

[still kernel]

https://www.xbox.com/play/media/TgL4q7pK3H

Won’t let me post pics for some reason so using the link

Don’t know how I managed this, looked at my phone for a min and ended up here

[elfin hill]

You couldn’t post cause you need level 5

[still kernel]

Ahh cheers

New on the server so didn’t know 😄

[elfin hill]

All good

[rapid wadi]

anybody finna do cayo 2 min in 15?

2 man job 50/50

[lethal birch]

What?

I see it now

yeah

[fiery sparrow]

this is so funny lmfao

[lethal birch]

lol

[honest vortex]

Bugs 🐜

[worn gust]

PING

I LOVE PING ASMR

[snow citrus]

Wait you can launch them all the way to the roof????

I gotta try that the next time I get on

[keen gale]

Yup! I've gotten a few over the building onto the track too

[snow citrus]

That's crazy. I really gotta try that. Never thought of doing it right at the casino

[lethal birch]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/s/zubmhhvWYU

[high blade]

women ☕

[dusky timber]

[deep wave]

I now remember i customized mine based on an irl car because of how bad the customization is fr💀 @frozen harbor

[frozen harbor]

not that bad tbh

[dusky timber]

i think he meant that the customization options for it are all awful

[frozen harbor]

Yep

[visual birch]

https://streamable.com/4g7zqb

doesn't work

[gusty ledge]

Wtf

Well nvm lol that supra literally did not saw u coming from behind

https://streamable.com/4g7zqb

There,embeded @visual birch

[visual birch]

ty

[visual birch]

yea

[gusty ledge]

Smh modders

[lucid lake]

wtf is this pfp and banner bro 💀

[dusky timber]

spiderman and elsa vibes

[lucid lake]

BRO

DONT REMIND ME THAT

[stark plover]

You can see spiderman in the banner

[cyan crag]

"gta tiktok for 12y olds with no attention span" kind of pfp

I bet he makes all those stupid ramp videos they put under some incel podcasts

[lucid lake]

dude no

mf is a serious car dealer

[cyan crag]

Its a video game

[void marten]

Hate those videos so much

[cyan crag]

"so thats why i think women should stay in the kitchen"
Coil voltic on the bottom of the screen:

[void marten]

LMAO

[lofty scarab]

Apparently a long fucking time 💀

[fair marsh]

spiderman ragdoll ahh

[lucid lake]

@dull orchid

[dull orchid]

Lmao i can see that its fake grass

[keen gale]

I owe y'all a drink now

[untold oar]

Nice one

[lucid lake]

how did u know

but it identifies as grass

[opaque hull]

Power of the epsilon robe

[novel junco]

wasn’t mad at it

[novel junco]

bruh i wasn’t even talking about you

😭😭😭😭

[spring jetty]

I just found a Modified Albany Roosevelt. In story mode. And damn, it's nice.

[sterile fox]

i wonder if we're finally getting this one with the upcoming cluckinbell heist

[lethal birch]

chicken bat

[hoary mural]

who is ready for gta 6

and who is not

[lethal birch]

whos not

[lethal birch]

Maybe

[lethal birch]

Isn’t their a knife skin too?

[sterile fox]

there's 10 combat knife skins and 10 baseball bat skins

@dense sand bst skin

[cyan crag]

Im not

They should delay it until 2029

So i can get ready

[vocal dagger]

well, dont we deserve to get the same stuff as we pay for it too?

[elfin hill]

It’s just how it goes. They favor console cause it’s easier to work with. We don’t have modders n and a thousand different sets of specs to optimize for

[vocal dagger]

modders taking over is mostly their fault by not getting a proper anti cheat in 8 years of PC GTAV

[sterile fox]

exclusivity deals, simple as that. e&e content is already in the pc files

[forest current]

Rate out of 10

[lofty scarab]

Ima say 7 bc of the unique color combo for that car

[forest current]

if 7 is not possible, 6 or 8?

[lethal birch]

5.5

[forest current]

damn i thought i made a 10 build

[plush dock]

2

i hate that car with a passion

[alpine adder]

Only because that color is not my favorite. The car needs a more agressive color for my taste

[alpine adder]

Like me and Buga Tis

[plush dock]

don't diss my bugs

[forest current]

fair enough

[alpine adder]

I dont diss them. I ignore their existance completely

[plush dock]

sad

[plush dock]

each to their own

[lethal birch]

I miss him 🥺. RIP Ray Stevenson

[patent slate]

7.5 imo i think it looks too 1920s

[narrow pier]

what yall think of the zentorno

[sour parrot]

old, nostalgic

[empty tartan]

I need a rate

[snow citrus]

Why are you eliminating numbers

You asked for a rating and got a rating

[elfin hill]

POLICE BRUTALLY

[upper fjord]

He was resisting arrest!

[elfin hill]

I’ll make a video real quick doing the same thing

[elfin hill]

“What?! He was a convicted murderer!”

[upper fjord]

that was good, we both did it on the same street too.. Next time I'm going to use Out of Sight to pretend to be a regular cop until I taze them 😇

[elfin hill]

I just wish the cars gave us immunity to wanted levels. That would make it so much better

[upper fjord]

That's a good point considering we spent like 4m on them

[elfin hill]

Mhm…

[lunar tangle]

Yes and the police hellfire is gonna be over 5mil

[upper fjord]

Im still gonna buy it though

[lunar tangle]

Me too cause you can make it unmarked

So thats good

[still kernel]

Just got entirely sideswiped by a turbine

What ya mean?

I’m on Xbox so I use controller. Know it is a bit challenging to fly on keyboard tho

lol nah I’m on Xbox, just was being a cocky fucker and got through one turbine but didn’t judge the second one right and it smacked me into the next world 😂

Even when I played on Pc, always used keyboard for most shit, but whenever I was driving, or flying always grabbed the controller

[timid star]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1130294097224159303/1194136207744041011/image.png?ex=65af4101&is=659ccc01&hm=18323d42e741412e968e4bac587f3f5eb417127a185ecf992368dbb89a411c06& yall dont wanna know how much ive spent on this van

dang it

no embed

[coarse haven]

That looks like sugoi something

the stupid podium vehicle i won from the casino

i tried to sell it and its priced at 9k

[obsidian sparrow]

podium vehicles when you try to sell them sell for 0 unless they have any mode

[obsidian sparrow]

this is the dinka sugoi

[obsidian sparrow]

and that is a vapid minivan

[dusky timber]

sugoi desu ne

[obsidian sparrow]

why did i click on your profile

[dusky timber]

the most part is buying the hydraulic pump, the rest is p cheap

[obsidian sparrow]

[dusky timber]

curiosity killed the cat you

[obsidian sparrow]

not that i have anything against it, but damn it had me offguard

[forest bridge]

i can't send my game clips

😔

[dusky timber]

reach level 5 in the server

[sour parrot]

i shall send it for you

[hushed warren]

Can we send gta clips here?

[void marten]

Civic

[void marten]

The gooch????????

[elfin arrow]

he's out there

lurking

[noble shore]

Chef really blessed 🙏🏼

[vapid laurel]

acidlab funnie

[worn gust]

360 ass graphics

[vapid laurel]

ay man, gt710 enjoyer

[untold oar]

It's 60fps

[vapid laurel]

im just here for the game

[untold oar]

It's good

[vapid laurel]

40-50 recording, recorded at 30

[worn gust]

I play euro jank cars sims

I know what it feels like to play a 360 graphics on modern systems

[vapid laurel]

so we got a small problem npw

[worn gust]

The floor ate the car..

Looks like a mobile game lol

[vapid laurel]

lmao

[vapid laurel]

poor floor got hungry

that 100% armor holding up real good

[worn gust]

Be happy the floor didn’t eat you

I have a gaming laptop that hits 60 fps on high graphics settings. Plus a gaming laptop cooler mat

[vapid laurel]

nice

i dont

[tender coral]

221…..

[untold oar]

Please

Turn off motion blur

[tender coral]

[untold oar]

Also those are some rookie numbers

[cyan crag]

Try the skull ski mask instead

Imo gorka suits are the best for military outfits

[tender coral]

I use the blur for my car photos

[untold oar]

That's not motion blur that's depth of field

[tender coral]

Also blur doesnt bother me

[worn gust]

It’s sorta nice but not as good for photos as my Xbox series x

[vapid laurel]

yea i could, i thought it didnt look so good on my screen(because of bad res)

[cyan crag]

Oh

[vapid laurel]

can we upgrade the special cars?

[cyan crag]

Wdym

[vapid laurel]

likee ruiner 2000

[tender coral]

I could take better photos if i didnt use my 1080p monitor. Usually I would swap over to the 4k tv for better quality photos

[vapid laurel]

i wanna add bullet proof tires to the phantom wege

[cyan crag]

Phantom def not

Maybe ruiner but idk

[vapid laurel]

what aout ramp buggy?

[cyan crag]

Not sure

[vapid laurel]

f

[tender coral]

U can get bullet proof tires on those

Idk about the wedge tho

[vapid laurel]

its been one of the first thing i wanted ever since i started, just bought it

i started like 1.7 monts ago

[vapid laurel]

yepee

[lethal birch]

Rocking the ghost fit

[vapid laurel]

where do i mod rampbuggy?

[covert idol]

LSC

[tender coral]

Can be modded in lsc

[vapid laurel]

i cant add spoiler to it?

i saw someone with spoiler

[cyan crag]

I love the fact that it requires no clothing glitches other than mask+glasses

[lethal birch]

rockstar really needs to up their clothing game or unpatch all the clothing glitches

Why the hell are they so deadset on patching every fun thing in this game

[cyan crag]

Yeah it feels like every update is made by a different group of people who neither played the game, nor had a contact with previous group

[untold oar]

So they make it a feature in gta6

[cyan crag]

They just got ordered to "make some clothing" and they did

[lethal birch]

These rockstar devs need to look at any irl fashion

[tender coral]

I think so but not through lsc

[vapid laurel]

ok

[cyan crag]

Hello, did anyone ordered a random ass tshirt or awful mask?

[stoic dust]

I was following random players today in a stealth chopper just seeing what they do in the session and some akula jump scared me when I saw an extra shadow

[untold oar]

Just use the TVs instead

[stoic dust]

Not as fun

[untold oar]

Fair enough

[gusty ledge]

Hes like "hi"

[gusty ledge]

Lmfao

[sour parrot]

clips from @forest bridge

[viral latch]

Ballin'

[dusky timber]

this is a certified rank 7981 moment

[untold oar]

No no

You're way out of date

All the 7981s disappeared they're now all 8000

I assume peyote

[void marten]

I saw like 5 7981s in one lobby earlier

They still exist

[untold oar]

They're all 8000s for me now

[dusky timber]

no, these cringelords don't have the attention span to eat even 2 plants in a row

[untold oar]

How did they get 8000 then

[dusky timber]

plot twist - different duped account

[untold oar]

Only realistic explaination

Or maybe one rank 7981 used peyotes then duped it all over again

[void marten]

Sounds about right

[dusky timber]

either way, all morons

[untold oar]

I have so many clips I want to share but xbox won't allow me

Hit max storage and it's so laggy to delete old videos

[dusky timber]

relatable

[void marten]

Is there a way to see how many peyote plants you've eaten

[dusky timber]

no

[void marten]

Rats

[untold oar]

Most delayed award

[dusky timber]

roughly 7240 plants

several orders of magnitude less than the total number of soda cans that my alt acc drank during the challenge

[untold oar]

Waiting for fleeca invite be like

[viral latch]

7982

[agile bridge]

well deserved lunch break

[sleek lake]

this game was amazing...

[mystic walrus]

Rockstar what the hell?! That’s a perfect photo of where cutter is! Wydm it’s not?!

Fix that bug and it’s not the first time that happens

AND IT WORKS FIRST TIME AFTER I RE ENTERED

rockstar is buggy

[acoustic marlin]

try taking photo of lower part of board - works for me

lower half - maybe better term

[gusty ledge]

All the secondary loot in compound are cash

well at least i have pink diamond

[lethal birch]

is that hoodie still available

[mystic walrus]

Rockstar what the hell?

WHEN I HAVE PLAYED IT HAVENT DONE THAT

[untold oar]

It left game pass like 5 days ago

[mystic walrus]

I’ve played gtaV for over a year on Xbox and that has never happened

[untold oar]

6 months then it left

[mystic walrus]

I need some sort of a subscription???

[untold oar]

Yes

And it left it

[mystic walrus]

Not on pc?

[untold oar]

You only have to get the game on PC you don't need anything else

[mystic walrus]

Nvm I figured it out, my wifi router went bye bye and stopped

And the subscription is active

[untold oar]

Ok good

[quick torrent]

wait what

it left game pass

?

[lethal birch]

yea

[cyan crag]

F1 wheels 🤮

Cars go to #gta-vehicles

[cyan atlas]

Ah yes 3 out of 2 key cards. What door needs 3 key cards?

[torpid grove]

That under a desk

[stray schooner]

Isn’t this the one where just taking a pic of the entire room without zooming in/out from the entrance where you entered simply works too 🤔

[sleek lake]

yeah you mush get it via LS car meet garage

[royal knot]

spent all my money on this lol

[lethal birch]

Yeah my dumbass bought only the online version since I did story and if since my friend doesn’t own only online so I couldn’t play with him so I ended up wasting the rest of my Xbox gift card on the damn game 😒

[gusty ledge]

Ngl it really worth the money

I bought it yesterday and already fell in love with this thing

[median obsidian]

it boat car

[hollow elbow]

its not a boat, its a submarine

[lethal birch]

ty

[median obsidian]

im tired asf 😎

[sleek lake]

np

[mental current]

normal daay in los santos

[acoustic gulch]

Did I just see a fucking kostaka fly

[lethal birch]

How i join rockets vs xmas car

[lethal birch]

it should be in community jobs

Ty

[lethal birch]

potato

[normal bronze]

stash houses are quick lol

[lethal birch]

they certainly are

[normal bronze]

shh

[mild vapor]

Named it after the great person who allowed me to buy it.

Great person, I do question his sanity though.

[tardy stone]

@keen dawn, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino Heist: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @normal bronze

[inland solstice]

Brother got messy with the strawberry jam

[jaunty notch]

nah he slipped and fell

it’s obvious

[snow citrus]

Nah

That's a kosatka

I dunno what a kostaka is

[wise mica]

2024 and people still can't spell kosatka

[snow citrus]

Ikr 💀 same with heists

[wise mica]

"Who wanna dooms day bogan heist?"

[edgy anchor]

"Who got dogpan heist ugf"

Or whatever they say

[acoustic gulch]

I was gonna spell it that way at first but I second guessed myself , anyway it’s a gta vehicle name who tf cares😂

[empty owl]

I think one of the regular drunks I kicked out stole my chair

[elfin arrow]

can't have shit in los santos

[empty owl]

kicked someone out in the loading bay and it came back

what a good samaritan to help return my seat

[limpid sigil]

he was making sure it was safe for when you return 😻

[empty owl]

ong keeping it warm for me

[eternal sapphire]

Sorry I stole your chair

I decided to return it

[lethal birch]

It’s sad

[dusky timber]

cmon, it's katsuka, get it right

[plush dock]

i heard suka?

[dusky timber]

you did