gta-media

[pale kernel]

2nd is gas

[lethal birch]

(none are mine)

[cyan crag]

I think its called deep five

[cyan crag]

I never liked comet retro, i wish we had regular classic comet

[lethal birch]

this one's mine

[cyan crag]

Comet safari looks like exactly what i want, just without the off road suspension and other off road tuning

We have like 4 different modern porsches

But no regular classic one

[lethal birch]

(not mine)

[astral mountain]

Agree

[pale kernel]

IM WORKING ON IT

[astral mountain]

[winged wedge]

Marty is possibly the biggest scumbag in gta vice stories

[undone barn]

Throwback 2012

[civic ruin]

🥲

[astral mountain]

Easy money

[winged wedge]

I finally completed boonshine blowout after 2 freaking days

[astral mountain]

[normal geode]

https://youtu.be/czcT6EMckTs?si=etVD2hUHky2URuBR

[sand cipher]

you blind my guy?

that aint the same car

[void marten]

i think he just means the drift mechanics

[undone barn]

That bottom of Picture basically How I start Drifting since 2010

[honest vortex]

Helping a bro out with his stuck cargo

[sand cipher]

Should have exploded it

[honest vortex]

And this guy just needed an extra push with his nightclub goods

[sand cipher]

Such kindness gta community is so blessed 🙏🙏

[honest vortex]

Good job there are players like us 🫡

[sand cipher]

That guy was basically at the drop off too

Lmao thats actually so good

[honest vortex]

[sand cipher]

Got any more

[honest vortex]

Cargo import

[sand cipher]

Bro did not see it coming 💀

[honest vortex]

Didn't see the stickies stuck to the van

[sand cipher]

Average i play on a tv and cant hear shit

Stickies make a obvious noise tho?

[honest vortex]

Yeah and they flash

[sand cipher]

Dont ever stop doing kindness content 🙏🙏

[honest vortex]

Had to sacrifice the jet to pop this guys import

[sand cipher]

Grinders got like no awareness it seems

[honest vortex]

Didn't have much time

[sand cipher]

Its like they turn off their brain fully

Sometimes you have to do sacrifices

[dapper estuary]

LMFAOOO

police car more expensive than airplane that is very epic

even the trade price is more expensive lmfao

[tacit wolf]

LOL

[tacit wolf]

The new police car to come out next week (probably) will be even more 😂 💀 at $4,065,000 - $5,420,000

[dapper estuary]

ah so all the drip feed cars come out next week?

Or just the challenger

[tacit wolf]

Idk for sure when, i've just heard ppl saying next week, idk if that means all though. But better get saving 5.4m for the challenger 😭

Should be next Tuesday/Thursday or the one after, apparently

[boreal coral]

Mike and Franklin streaming on YT now

[winged wedge]

Unpopular opinion missions should give you the option to turn off the police as they ruin missions sometimes causing you to die or get busted

[stark plover]

rockstar definitely cares about clothing for female characters and it isn't broken at all

its not like half the armored vest items just dont work on most tops

[normal bronze]

They just need to stup being pusies and make all clothes available for both Male and Female characters

[boreal coral]

yea the clothes are bugged for sure

[junior comet]

Isn’t that the point? Your character is committing crimes

[normal bronze]

Yea thats such a stupid opinion wtf XD

Its like saying they should let you make your cargo invincible bc people trying to stop you from selling ruins the mission like mf THATS THE POINT

Risk and reward

[junior comet]

If you don’t want players taking the cargo, you can also just force yourself to go into the private lobby anyway. The rewards for smashing the cargo isn’t worth it most of the time

But agree

You can also call Lester to get the cops off you too. Not every mission but it works enough of the time

[winged wedge]

I'm playing vice city stories on ps vita

[normal bronze]

There's also the sewers wish i always have a waypoint on when im doin acid sell missions

[winged wedge]

And the mission where I have to blow up the trucks for Marty get ruined everytime by the police

[junior comet]

The older titles are always difficult

[junior comet]

It would make it so much easier

[cyan crag]

Note that a nuclear submarine costs a little over 2m

[cyan crag]

Another edgy guy 🥱

[cyan crag]

Undercover cop car or regular cop car?

[paper gate]

They do...I want a catsuit, I shouldn't have to make my own

[lethal birch]

Woah!

This was founded yesterday

[cyan crag]

What am i looking at

[paper gate]

Grand theft Auto v

[cyan crag]

No way

[paper gate]

You asked I answered

[sand cipher]

Regular one look at the name

I think the unmarked is named just unmarked

You can merge the livery off or use magic

[cyan crag]

Yeah regular cruiser is better cuz you can literally turn it into unmarked one lmao

[sand cipher]

You cant take the livery off i think

Or might been blind but i remember checking

Both of them are a waste of money tho

Just wait for the dodge cop car

[serene sonnet]

im kinda new to the game,how do i make money?

[cyan crag]

Yeah but you can use the black one

But then you have to paint the car black

[dusky stone]

gotta love that the thing they're drinking is the shit you stole off el rubio

[cyan crag]

It would be funny if yusuf said that he bought this bottle from some russian guy that he and his partner stole from cuban drug lord

[dusky stone]

Better yet from jamal himself
"That shit you we're drinking? Yusuf bought it off a friend of his who stole it off some cuban with his partner. You ever been to cayo perico boss?"

[cyan crag]

And that the russian guy has 36 more of those bottles

[honest vortex]

Didn't notice this 😂

[graceful rock]

Yes

[storm sentinel]

What we should of got along with the three other cop cars

[cyan crag]

What is that thing

[storm sentinel]

Police car from gta 4 ballad of gay tony

[dry sparrow]

I don't even remember that

But I only played the dlc once so it makes sense

[lethal birch]

Police cars the goat

[delicate needle]

the mouth makes it scary

Lester?

[pale kernel]

W lester

[delicate needle]

oh thats a bot

wait how did he react and why

[pale kernel]

he does a lil bit of tomfoolery from time to time

[delicate needle]

thats better

[delicate needle]

so he just reacts to random messages? whith chance?

[pale kernel]

yeah just every so often

[delicate needle]

im i very lucky?

idk much abt this bot

[pale kernel]

no its just random

[lethal birch]

Zamnnn

[empty tartan]

yeah lmao

i noticed that too

[lethal birch]

broken

RTX Off

RTX On

[pale kernel]

credit: @uncut scaffold

[lofty scarab]

That jacket is gonna be a bitch to get 😭😭

[pale kernel]

bro has an RTX9070

[clever robin]

3080

[pale kernel]

think i nutted

[lethal birch]

what

its a decade old game

it looks pretty good for a game that old but its not demanding

[pale kernel]

ok

[lethal birch]

[untold oar]

Bro has screenshots on speed dial

[lethal birch]

mmm, playstation

[clever robin]

[glacial ember]

I've reached the not so funny number. 😐

[lethal birch]

for some reason, some modders always make their level like this
its honestly weird, even they make their weapons 666, everything 666
even the liscense plate

[void marten]

they think they're cold because it's the devils number

[glacial ember]

Good thing I'm not on PC. But that's interesting.

[cedar drum]

I support satan1!1!1!

[glacial ember]

Cold?

[void marten]

cool but cooler

[glacial ember]

Gotcha. Nah man, I posted this just for shits and giggles.

[void marten]

i was talking about modders making all their shit 666

[glacial ember]

Oh, I apologize. I misunderstood.

[void marten]

all good brother

[languid mortar]

Who pinged

[void marten]

ghost ping me thinks

[candid quest]

We all went through this at least once

[glacial ice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/798921397157756958/1184692676193419345/ned_luke_orbed_again.mp4?ex=658ce608&is=657a7108&hm=58dde6cf6c9bb7976a15f39b6043e9fa160179c602a558ff0f95fd888f2a83e4&

[languid mortar]

Even Ned knows how dumb the orb cannon is

[stark plover]

its not dumb its funny

[pale kernel]

credit: @remote trail

[idle galleon]

banana boat

rusty rebel was terribly painful to haul. bumpy 💩

[lethal birch]

Today I recreated John Wick in GTA!

[cedar drum]

Ok Cool

[cyan crag]

Edgy 13y olds

[marsh heron]

@solemn torrent yo

I think you'd be interested in this guy's channel

https://youtu.be/UagocrXDoDg?si=7QJH_2CNM7PZXKQ9

[stark plover]

why do people with modded accounts wear this

its probably a pre made outfit from the seller

but it looks terrible

why not change it??

[cyan crag]

Theyre different species

They think it looks cool and that theyre quirky and original but they just look like morons lmao

[stark plover]

its not even original they all look the same

its either that with the space helmet or the purple/orange with the oni mask

and they always rank 7891

[cyan crag]

Yeah those outfits are basically "lets see how many outfit glitches i can put into one outfit"

[cyan crag]

Glitched too

Same with kd and cars

They spend real money on those accounts lmao

Its so funny

[winged wedge]

Trevor killing johnny, clay and terry the way he did was rockstar's way of giving the middle finger to anyone who liked the lost and damned

[worn gust]

Cough cough darkviper man

[cedar drum]

Darkviper has nothing to do with this

[worn gust]

He hates the dlc

He’s said in the lost and the damned he doesn’t like it and doesn’t like Johnny

[lofty scarab]

Level 7982 and a 100000394.97 K/D I bet

Players like that are why I wanna be an absolute menace in GTA 6 and just bully players like that. I don’t know that player, maybe it’s a cool dude but fuck bro anyone that dresses like that in GTA is probably an insufferable try hard who’s crew is probably to the effect of lobby Opps killaz

[winged wedge]

Looks the Mobile ports of the trilogy definitive edition fixed things

Hopefully the console gets the update

And pc

[untold oar]

Did you play them

[winged wedge]

Yeah

The lighting for San andreas was fixed

[dim fractal]

I think I'm the only person who liked Johnny but also didn't mind Trevor killing him lol

The GTA protagonists are all living very dangerous criminal lifestyles, if they die, they die

[paper gate]

They're not living very dangerous lifestyles

[outer barn]

“How can i look like the biggest clown possible”

[grim aurora]

slidin

[worn gust]

Gonna find a way to use this green screen to make funny image

[cyan crag]

Can you finally keep the cop outfit

[worn gust]

Black listed but you can still just wear it

I got the job saved to get it

“When you don’t get Arab money from the salvage yard.”

[lofty scarab]

Doesn’t even scratch the surface of what I’ve been up to with this car 😏

[tight prism]

now i shall stop playing this game forever

[golden berry]

ok

[frail egret]

420 is ur next goal

[buoyant pecan]

https://youtu.be/ulwKbi2SWw0

[tight prism]

why?

[cyan crag]

Modern soldier vs vietnam war soldier

[still quail]

Fun

[lethal birch]

toxicity and griefing is mainly caused by boredom
for literally playing the game for years and never really played any fucking game is a factor of this

[cyan crag]

I think its more cuz of their ego

Thinking theyre better than others and just need to show it

The reason why you see them in gta and not other game is cuz killing someone in gta doesnt require skill

[lethal birch]

i am a griefer myself, i just do it because im bored
i feel insecure of myself to flex to anyone because i always think im a bitch, even though i am a bitch

[cyan crag]

Lmao

[pale kernel]

Gta has a level of required skill

But only in 1v1s

But tbf it's really only movement

[dusky stone]

there was a bee in the elevator

[astral mountain]

Here

@lethal birch @cedar drum @pure gorge

[lethal birch]

i should actually add 2 step verification
not just for the reward but for security

[zenith burrow]

#GirlsTrip

[astral mountain]

Is this normal

1 Velum, 2 Cargobob and 1 Frogger spawned at same time

[dense sand]

Pretty normal that two titans will spawn inside each other and blow up, so yeah 😛

[astral mountain]

@strange vine

Get the facility, Mc and Mc business in middle

So it stays all near each one

And bunker at east

[strange vine]

Alr

I can move my facility near to Fort Zancudo

And bunker as well

[dusky timber]

disagree

farmhouse/chumash bunker, grand senora dessert 🍰 facility

rest agree

[lethal birch]

Avon?

[tropic tusk]

https://youtu.be/fzZTT8zWg_Y

[strange vine]

Is this good?

[dusky timber]

the worst facility from this longitude

[astral mountain]

Get the one I got or Grand Senora Facility

[dusky timber]

[strange vine]

[dusky timber]

why

[lethal birch]

No way

[pale kernel]

He got hungry

[wooden garnet]

humgy

[rough pond]

not act3 facility?🤨

[dusky timber]

no

[rough pond]

krinj

[honest vortex]

@sand cipher this bro almost had it...

Then flattened them for good measure

[honest vortex]

Then flattened him for good measure

[harsh blaze]

this is amazing

i can't move

[honest vortex]

up-n-atomizer

[brazen flame]

Hi anyone know if criminal starter pack works on next gen

[elfin arrow]

yes it does

[brazen flame]

Thanks mateb

[pale kernel]

What in christ and our Lord is that

[honest vortex]

Don't think these two colours go together 🙂

[pale kernel]

Fuck the colours the spoiler is giving me a hernia

[honest vortex]

That a pug in the background? 😆

[pale kernel]

I didn't even see that wtf 😭😭

[honest vortex]

The shite colours or the pug?

[pale kernel]

the pug

pug drippy icl

[honest vortex]

Certaintly looks like a pug lol

[timid lark]

e

can i send someone an image and you can tell me what it is cause i dont know what its called

[lethal birch]

yes its a pug

[ruby current]

Rip to a guy who was streaming GTA V last night and off-ed himself, reason for: found out his girlfriend was cheating on him

[dusky timber]

what the fuck

[strong cave]

go back in and fix this mess

[stark plover]

whats wrong with it???

[strong cave]

looks horrendous

[kindred niche]

I'm too lazy to crop out the radar and all that but this is a beautiful view

[lavish stirrup]

i got michel high

[cerulean yacht]

good job

[tawny carbon]

I want to send images

[lethal birch]

Need tp be lvl 5

[tawny carbon]

Ah kk

[lavish stirrup]

gta5 is beautiful

[undone barn]

That car remind me Jimny

Terrible Drifting edit

[stark plover]

would be better if the words were a different font

im better at drifting than you

[undone barn]

Hold My SAMP And FiveM Skills

I miss Old times

[stark plover]

what is samp

[astral mountain]

This street

[undone barn]

San Andreas Multiplayer

[cloud briar]

:B

[tawny carbon]

Glitch?

[cloud briar]

U can glitch this one? 👀 ok Google let me see

I know the Joystick 🕹️ Trick, that's what u mean?

[stark plover]

why do people join the ign crew

[tawny carbon]

I loaded in a lobby and I spawned in the sky wtf

[dense sand]

Gotta be Dom's lobby

[tawny carbon]

No its a priv lobbt

Also wtf

I landed on a building and filled on the signs and was floating in the air

[zenith burrow]

To look like professionals ☝️🤓

[elder prawn]

d

[obsidian sparrow]

those rims ruin it

[zenith burrow]

Could you make it more blurry? I can almost tell what it is

[zenith burrow]

Look out some hobos boutta jack your car

[tawny carbon]

Real

[cloud briar]

Good one from RockStar 😂

[dreamy grove]

-Armor.

[cloud briar]

New vehicle? 👀

[tawny carbon]

Fr

[tawny carbon]

Not rlly idk

Should I get the itali

[inland marsh]

my first every snipe off a mk2 on my low lvl account how is it?

[analog fulcrum]

why lazy to crop out radar? just press z, as easy as that 🙃

[strong cave]

Leon Kennedy cosplay

[zenith burrow]

Your dude looks like vanderlai silva in a wig

[strong cave]

Who?

Old photo

[grim aurora]

fuckin clowns. Right after this 2 of em had to bring their tanks and the other his oppressor. Idc how many times u keep killing me ill never leave the session until I am the last one in it

[lost mantle]

Having a girls night 💜

[zenith burrow]

White girl wasted

[grim aurora]

theyre both wated

[lost mantle]

Join our sexy horse tribe, all is welcome 💜

[zenith burrow]

I'm too busy dressing up in the 70s

[dusky stone]

I saw someone get pulled over

Dude tried running and got hit by a car

[whole cape]

Nice

[grim aurora]

I swear id seen that same s95 in my lobby

did u happen to see a white a few hours ago

during a reverse challenge

[finite light]

Might actually try that new dreads hairstyle because why not?

[untold oar]

Bro got drip

[grim aurora]

bro got that arab money

[dreamy grove]

So, my armor is bugged. It’s in the negatives… somehow-

[untold oar]

Same

[whole cape]

Yeah idk, i just was haulin ass around the map so prob didn’t notice if i did

[wooden garnet]

realest

[finite light]

Always do. 💯

[lethal birch]

why i cant send pictures

[blazing ruin]

Karma is a bitch

[warped meteor]

the news is not good

[solemn torrent]

About?

[warped meteor]

I dont know what it is

doesn't say what type of clothing it is

[astral mountain]

Need lvl 5

[astral mountain]

Just go into ur wardrobe and see if there's something different

[untold oar]

Disable the hud

[elder pivot]

Homie got permanently banned lmaoooooo

[dusky timber]

#gta-online-mk2 message

[clever robin]

did they remove calf boots?

[cedar drum]

Why do u have your cursor into your boobs

[clever robin]

wow

[elder pivot]

My man’s got banned 30 minutes after he got reported for God moding in a lobby lmao

[astral mountain]

This is an example

See the wheels

Yeah

[cedar drum]

Hmm gonna give it a try

[cyan crag]

What was the glitch that makes the suspension higher

[dusky timber]

this is so bad

[astral mountain]

Yeah, horrible

[upper fjord]

This isn't god mode

[elder pivot]

How would you know 💀

[upper fjord]

Because the thruster has a weird hitbox on the back that stops rockets from actually hitting the target

[elder pivot]

Uh huh

Interesting that it absorbs all damage like a force field lmao

That dude was point blank and it killed him instead of the guy on it

That’s a seriously broken hitbox if you’re fully immune to explosives if all you gotta do is turn your back

[upper fjord]

Been like that for years

[elder pivot]

That’s awful

[cyan crag]

Yeah it works when youre flying full speed and someone shoots a missile at your back

[finite light]

Level 5. You're still fresh to this server.

[lethal birch]

ok ty

[blazing ruin]

Is there a glitch for that?

[elfin shard]

halo who can tell me how can i earn money quickly

[wind galleon]

#gta-questions

[vocal dagger]

what the hell...

[sonic lagoon]

bro i cant

[lethal birch]

Modder, the maximum is level 8000

wow no way??

[wind galleon]

Elona Musk

[lethal birch]

no way, how tf are people so stupid
i literally was in a car meet and i put mines so i could stop griefers
some guy accidentally got near it and blew up, and called out his gang to kill me
it was like a 3v1 and the entire lobby kicked me

[cyan crag]

I just saw few pics if cars with ridiculous suspension here

[blazing ruin]

Wonder if it was kumo

[cyan crag]

What

[blazing ruin]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

huh

[blazing ruin]

Felix probably saw ur rasied cars and thinks it's a glitch

[cyan crag]

Its not?

[lethal birch]

oh this?

[cyan crag]

Damn

[lethal birch]

he doesnt know

[blazing ruin]

[cyan crag]

Not talking about thwse ones spwcificr

[blazing ruin]

I suggest u search for them then

[cyan crag]

Tried to

Too much pics in this channel

[blazing ruin]

Do u know when u saw them?

[lethal birch]

im so fucking sleep deprived and having a headache
this is the most funniest shit ever

[cyan crag]

No

There should be more suspension options, some cars should be a little higher, like dominator gtt or tornado

[lethal birch]

lil bro dont care😭

[honest vortex]

Interesting outift

[honest vortex]

Winky looks good 😉

[finite light]

?

[blazing ruin]

1/4? That would be 72 years only

[stark plover]

who do you think has a higher iq level

that has to be a 13 year old

6666 and fear crew tag

[knotty grove]

reminds me of smth lol

[dusky timber]

throw the EZ gas

[worn gust]

E Z

[lethal birch]

Jewelry heist such nostalgia

[lethal birch]

#memes-and-shitposting

[knotty grove]

yep

[warped meteor]

didn't work

[knotty grove]

may i ask is that astolfo on your pfp

[dusky timber]

yes

[knotty grove]

astolfo mod, im startin to like this server

[cyan crag]

IQ and age decreases with every pic

[cyan crag]

Fr

Is that you on your pfp

[knotty grove]

oh boy i wish

sorry no

[cyan crag]

Yeah same 😭

Best type of people fr

[knotty grove]

added

[stark plover]

goofy

still looks miles better than any tryhard i've seen

[lethal birch]

@keen ibex

[cyan crag]

Except all black

[elfin arrow]

he got the louis vuitton muzzle

dripped out

[dense sand]

No helmet? 😱

[keen ibex]

LITERALLY HOW OKFG PLS TEACH ME

[lethal birch]

its magic

[keen ibex]

how did u learn tho

[lethal birch]

idk by doing it

[dense sand]

That's almost as fast as a macro, nice

[lethal birch]

it is not a macro i swear

[keen ibex]

BUT HOW SO FAST.

[lethal birch]

idk i just did the heist maybe a few times y'know

i used a cheat sheet at first

[keen ibex]

a few times?

[lethal birch]

yes just a few times

[keen ibex]

yeah that’s what i have to use

[lethal birch]

i was already more than good after a few weeks though

[cyan crag]

Luxury brand are the opposite of drip

You pay for the logo lmao

They lie to the customers that their clothes are fashionable so they buy their overpriced boring ass clothes

[elfin arrow]

how can you lie about something being fashionable

[cyan crag]

Youre being scammed if you like luxury brands

🤷

[elfin arrow]

how so

[cyan crag]

Overpricing on stuff you can get for way cheaper

[elfin arrow]

get way cheaper where

[dusky timber]

just practice

#gta-online-mk2 message

[stark plover]

you start to learn which go together after a while of doing it

[cyan crag]

Normal clothing shop

[astral mountain]

@worldly siren

[worldly siren]

yeah man i need a fighter jet

[cyan crag]

Fuck gta6, whos your favourite stripper

[whole cape]

lol

[cyan crag]

Asking the real questions

[storm sentinel]

Bottom right

[honest vortex]

Was it about the product?

What makes you think they're lesbians?

[worn gust]

Eh Nikki or cheetah

[stark plover]

that does not look safe

[worn gust]

P I N K J U I C E

[true bough]

Took this a while back. One could only imagine how GTA VI is going to look with mods

[rough heath]

The purple one, she got bit TITS

[lethal birch]

All of em

But not the last 2

[rough heath]

MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!! THEY GIVE ME A TEQUILA TO STEAL ON HARD DIFFICULTY?!

[lethal birch]

No way

Wait how do u activate hard mode

[silk wing]

pay the setup cost within 48 minutes of receiving the text from pavel

[glacial scroll]

@thorn steeple this is where it’s at on the map

[thorn steeple]

wtf how you know exactly lol

[glacial scroll]

[thorn steeple]

gonna go check it rn ill let you know if youre right haha

[dry sparrow]

Crashed so hard the game forgot i never had a bumper

[dry nebula]

Youch

[stark plover]

something about the way the lighting is here just looks weird

feel like my game looks different in friends only sessions

[lofty scarab]

POV: 8 laps 🥵

[idle galleon]

terrible parking 🚮

[lethal birch]

If Lester was the heist planner:

"I remember a guy throwing a BZ Gas into the air vents of the Vangelico Jewel Store, and every employee fell do- I shouldn't talk about that, anyways just throw the BZ Gas into the air vents."

just a flashback from the Jewel Store Job (Smart Approach)

[median ingot]

Who wants to do a heist

[tardy stone]

@median ingot, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino Heist: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @elfin arrow

[swift heart]

Why she got that fish head shape

[knotty grove]

:D

[lethal birch]

Interesting dialogue for the ytbers

[lethal birch]

Switching to michael be like

[lucid lake]

am i tripping or u graphics look better than mine

[clever robin]

[lethal birch]

we love mods

[lucid lake]

can i use it in online?

[clever robin]

shh

cant play music :(

just plays loud music wherever you go

[boreal rampart]

why do people take billions of pics of their female character and upload them to GTA-media

[finite light]

Mo' Drip

[zenith burrow]

Looking like a nameless security dude John Wicks about to do some ninja shit on in the first movie

[finite light]

The nameless security dude in question:

[zenith burrow]

LMAO

[zenith burrow]

Good lord what are those wheeeeeellsss 😨😭😭😭

[clever robin]

gotta keep the customers happy

[zenith burrow]

I would cry

[median ingot]

Who whants to do a heist

[finite light]

@pale kernel ?

[pale kernel]

?

wsg?

[finite light]

What's up with the reaction?

[pale kernel]

ugly ahh outfit?

[finite light]

Do you really wanna play that game?

[pale kernel]

bro is wheeping cause i said his ugly ahh outfit was not fire 😭

its gta lil bro calm down

[finite light]

I mean, I could go on about Mr. Usher Tate up there.

But aye, negativity breeds negativity. You gotta be able to take it.

[pale kernel]

bro is actually whimpering over a discord reaction

😭

[finite light]

It's more than just that.

[pale kernel]

you look goofy asf rn 😭

[finite light]

bro is mad at cars
BROOO YOUR SPOILER UGLY AS HELL

[pale kernel]

me saying someones spoiler is ugly got you this worked up?

[finite light]

It's the constant negativity.

That's the issue.

[pale kernel]

your mad funny

[finite light]

Thank you.

[pale kernel]

its sarcasm mr "how fast you wanna go" 🤓

[finite light]

And?

[hearty flax]

Hi who play with me

[finite light]

I mean, I appreciate you taking the time to translate the bio.

!lfg @hearty flax

[tardy stone]

@hearty flax, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino Heist: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @finite light

[pale kernel]

i got a good laugh out of it

[pale kernel]

bro is in the backrooms

[finite light]

Looks alright. Essentially the same as mine.

[lethal birch]

no copying intended just reposting old pictures

[pale kernel]

he didnt say you copied

[finite light]

You couldn't have known anyways. So don't worry. 😅

Actually I'm not even sure if I ever posted a pic of my RSX in here.

[pale kernel]

no

[honest vortex]

Thrax? That looks decent 👍

[lethal birch]

everyone’s is the same

[mild vapor]

@elfin hill

[untold oar]

Nice work

[mild vapor]

Just shows start

[untold oar]

You have to start to change settings

[elfin hill]

Press the options

[mild vapor]

I have to start to select vehicles and such yeah?

[elfin hill]

Yes

[mild vapor]

Got it, thanks boss.

[dreamy grove]

[vocal dagger]

it is 8000 even for modders, the game literally doesnt know whats above that

[knotty grove]

ps only?

[cyan crag]

Anyone wants to play monkey paradise

[astral mountain]

Nope

[lucid lake]

:3 car

[normal bronze]

I love this image too much

[alpine adder]

Proper Cars movie moment

[stark plover]

sometimes i feel like rockstar adds things just for the sake of annoying people

[elfin arrow]

i actually like that

it prevents you from accidentally pressing that which immediately throws you out of the session

if you actually want to change appearance, unregistering is no problem

[celest wigeon]

that happenen a few times when i wanted to go in the menu under that

[finite radish]

can someone helps me?

can someone help me with a 3 person mission?

[vagrant plank]

Could someone help me sell 2 businesses I own with merchandise?

[tardy stone]

@vagrant plank, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino Heist: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @elfin arrow

[desert crag]

@dusky timber I think I confused this with the wrong heist

[dusky timber]

[elfin arrow]

casino heist gfred

[alpine adder]

the only way to do preps xD

[astral mountain]

It's better with Luxor Deluxe

[elder shore]

last time i tried drinking champagne in a heli i was in raton canyon and the pilot jumped out

[stark plover]

this random was rank 300 btw

[sand cipher]

what is wrong with this is interior

[sand cipher]

how is it not you that is dumb

[stark plover]

i am very intelligent

also my controller is broken

• my game was lagging + i was blindfolded + it was my little brother playing

[sand cipher]

controller on pc?

[stark plover]

im on xbox

im using the xbox app to stream onto my pc so i can hear the game since my headphones are in my pc

[sand cipher]

how much more lag does that give

why not just use ur headphones on the xbox

[stark plover]

i only use it for the audio

[sand cipher]

xbox controller has a 3.5mm hole

[stark plover]

my headphones dont work on xbox at all

[sand cipher]

or just run the audio into ur pc input hole

what headphones dont work?

[stark plover]

its razer wireless idk the name

xbox app just makes everything simpler

[sand cipher]

seems pretty annoying

if it gives more input lag

[stark plover]

also so i can use clipping software

my controller is in my xbox there is no input lag

[sand cipher]

ur pc does not have line in ?

just plug the xbox to the line in then ur headphones to the pc

[sand cipher]

the screen is delayed tho?

[stark plover]

my xbox is plugged into a tv and i use that tv

[sand cipher]

kind of weird ngl

i thought u were using like hifi shit

those dont work either on xbox

[stark plover]

loaded (2 of them were free)

[finite light]

More random fits.

[stark plover]

i usually buy my cars online but

[leaden cape]

@astral mountain

[astral mountain]

Hmmm

[astral mountain]

Try selecting a different character

[leaden cape]

i only have one

[astral mountain]

Try closing game and going back

[leaden cape]

tried

[astral mountain]

Hmmmm

[frigid nova]

Buy a safe

[astral mountain]

Poor pilot

Gets less than minimum wage

And has to die every time he does his job

[cyan crag]

Congratulations on succesfully defeating AFK player, i know it must have been really hard for you

[kindred pilot]

how did you not die 💀

[warped meteor]

happens

[kindred pilot]

and how did you get launched so high 💀

[warped meteor]

rockstar

[stark plover]

im like the dog who runs out the door and runs into the road

[kindred pilot]

and how did that guy miss all of his bullets 😭🙏

[stark plover]

I KNOW

[warped meteor]

cuz he sucks

[stark plover]

hes literally on controller the game aims for you

you have to actively attempt to miss

[kindred pilot]

litterly

although i do aim then kind of raise the height so i hit the head

[warped meteor]

must turned it off

[kindred pilot]

he didn't

stop trying to explain everything

[stark plover]

there are seperate free aim lobbies i think

[warped meteor]

[kindred pilot]

even if nobody does that, if you have the option to make the game playable or not you would make it playable

[kindred pilot]

gta is so pretty

[clever robin]

[kindred pilot]

wow the game looks terrible

[clever robin]

lmao

why is there a fuel gauge in a electric car

[untold oar]

Because it never works

Just pretend that it doesn't exist

[clever robin]

nice lights tho

[untold oar]

Nice volumetric clouds

[lethal birch]

Perico pistol

[quick torrent]

Fucking lazlow

[untold loom]

nice suits

[cyan crag]

Possible list of chop shop robberies

Note that leakers said some cars will be avaible to keep for 20k

That means a new way to get removed vehicles

[alpine adder]

Highly doubt that

[whole cape]

drifting be a vibe with the animals

[cyan crag]

Why

They said to keep a car for yourself you will need to pay additional 20k or 10k if you have document forgery

But im pretty sure not all cars will be avaible to buy, only the cheaper ones

[stark plover]

wtf you're able to get graphics mods on online?

[alpine adder]

Still good for collections, but RS has a habit to change things last minute to punish leakers

Who are mainly in PC

[silk cipher]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOGSc4mn5IM

shown at the end

[alpine adder]

Wat is the problem

[dusky timber]

HEJ HEJ MONIKA

[blazing ruin]

Wdym? I can't keep a 2m car for only 10k?

[cyan crag]

Also you dont get the money from selling salvaging it

So i guess you will be able to keep the cars below idk 500k

[broken jackal]

Still that’s decent

[bitter pewter]

sweet jesus

[blazing ruin]

The Taipan is shit tho

[untold oar]

😭

[dusky timber]

stop crying

[untold oar]

🙂

Don't think I've ever used that emoji before

[dusky timber]

[alpine adder]

Now thats just wishful thinking

[fickle ocean]

except butchered

[untold oar]

Is that the leaked contact mission

[lethal birch]

no

its literally on my minimap

theres nothing there though so i dont know maybe it is

[untold oar]

What happens when you go to it

[lethal birch]

nothing

[untold oar]

It isn't supposed to be there so

[lethal birch]

average rockstar L

[cerulean galleon]

I found it

the NPC jet I saw

it's real

in my invite only lobby I am NEOT crazy

sorry it's so long that's the best I could cut it with the hour long clip I took to find it

[untold oar]

Ok and

It's coming from zancudo it's not worth special

[cerulean galleon]

why is it there

I have never seen that in my years of playing

[lethal birch]

its rare

[untold oar]

If you have the perfect camera angle and some good rng jets spawn in zancudo

[cerulean galleon]

it was blowing things up all around me 😭

[untold oar]

The NPCs can be a bit dumb with that sometimes

[cerulean galleon]

I didn't know NPCs could even fly aircraft

randomly that is, not scripted

[lethal birch]

have you not seen the npcs flying helicopters in the city

[cerulean galleon]

yes but those are common and I meant like flying flying

[untold oar]

Did you know that in certain missions they can keep shooting missiles at you

If you're in a vehicle that is

[cerulean galleon]

I swear it's been following me around the whole time. I heard explosions near the acid shop and other places of the map I had been

[lethal birch]

yes they are flying

[dusky timber]

do you know if they can shoot at your vehicle if you have an imani missile jammer

[untold oar]

Yes they can

Tested it in rescue ulp back when I was really onto doomsday cmm

[cerulean galleon]

I thought I was going crazy

[untold oar]

They can still lock on with perfect accuracy

[dusky timber]

at least you can install armor plating and survive a missile or twelve

[cerulean galleon]

why do they do that 😭

[median ingot]

Who wants to do a setup Hristos

Heist*

@wooden garnet

[wooden garnet]

myb bro I retired from Hristos

🙏 _ _

[alpine adder]

Technically an npc is a script

[subtle lagoon]

0$

Might need some help here

[elfin arrow]

why do i have a feeling you've tried to cheat the system somehow

[dusky timber]

yusuf is a cheapskate in your universe

[subtle lagoon]

I've encountered 2 glitches in a span of 1 hour 😭 the second one is:

It won't accept the car so had to restart everything

Now after retrying I'm getting 0$ perfect

Perfect

[lethal birch]

LMFAO

[storm sentinel]

How do you get scammed by a game npc 😂

[alpine adder]

Tf

[alpine adder]

Considering the npc drinks from a Sinsimito not surprised

[alpine adder]

Open a ticket

[lethal birch]

the npc has a name

[low ocean]

This dude was selling cargo but got into a fight so I jacked his cargo bike and rode it up into paleto bay

I like trolling, not griefing

[lethal birch]

i only use crates as passive business so i was not expecting this

[idle galleon]

reason why.. #gta-online message these bugs still exist

[frigid nova]

Soon there 😮

[low ocean]

How

Can they fix this shit already

Omfg it happened again

[lethal birch]

Yooo I’m on the same screen right now

This the second time this happened

[low ocean]

This happens like every time I do this mission

[lethal birch]

Hol on I might found a solution

Fixed it

Before you get to the garage just get out the car and reenter

@low ocean

[low ocean]

Ok

Thanks

[low ocean]

NVM it doesn't work

Ffs

[warped meteor]

skull

[low ocean]

@lethal birch the actual way to get around it
Get out of it
Die
Swap your glasses
Drive car to right in front of the garage
Get personal vehicle
Push it into the spot where the mission completes
Get in the vehicle
Done

[grim aurora]

least normal gta lobby

[zenith burrow]

Hey dudero

[strong cave]

What’s the issue here

[lethal birch]

So gta 6 may not come to pc

you know gta 5 took like a year to release on PC right?

[astral mountain]

Most* normal gta lobby

[paper gate]

I thought this was old news...

[astral mountain]

It will, but will take more time than new gen

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

idk ask rockstar

[astral mountain]

Like 2 years

[lethal birch]

probably because pc is a smaller market and it came along the first major update

basically expanded and enhanced but better

[frigid nova]

getting close

[lethal birch]

[frigid nova]

Mods Good Job? what is that supposed to mean 😂

[lethal birch]

[frigid nova]

anyway lols

[lethal birch]

just exposed yourself lmfao

almost rank 3k with less then 13 million yeah makes total sense lmfao

[frigid nova]

yeah i have 13mill atm 😂

[untold oar]

But 2 years playtime

[lethal birch]

leveling takes a very long time to level even with 2 years LOL

[lethal birch]

don't matter takes long to level do the research xd you will see

[untold oar]

@dusky timber what's your playtime

[frigid nova]

Ignore him/her. haters gonna hate

[frigid nova]

about 1 year something i think. 😛

[lethal birch]

Not a hater just don't like liars lol

[frigid nova]

"liars" alright bro

[untold oar]

Don't think he's nessecarily lying

If you were to maximize all your playtime with good rng you could get 2000 in less than a year and a half playtime

[lethal birch]

whatever you say lmfao

[frigid nova]

Bruh..

[untold oar]

I'm rank 463 in 105 days

I don't grind RP at all if I could I would be like 700 now

So it's definitely possible

[frigid nova]

Yeah prob

[frigid nova]

I think oreo has like 1 year and 200 days or something

[untold oar]

If you know oreo then it's enough proof for me

[frigid nova]

Wouldnt say know. We have texted before lol

and he sent me his, and i sent mine and we compared

[untold oar]

[lethal birch]

send me a screenshot of the money you made

[untold oar]

DLC dropped me down like 30 mil

Wasn't expecting that

[lethal birch]

most you spend is over 5 million for the new dlc

[novel wing]

cant even send a screenshot in the media channel :( these are some strict server restrictions

[untold oar]

The cop cars alone are like 12 mil combined

[lethal birch]

ah you're including the cars

[untold oar]

They're a bit strict for a reason

It's a big server and it's bound to get raided or spammed or what have you very easily

[untold oar]

Yep

Let's only include the police cars and a fully modded chop shop

[lethal birch]

i spent 30 mil on 1 car because i bought 10 of them

been grinding to get that money back

but the purchases were so worth it

[novel wing]

theres just a part of the city floating miles in the sky, its stuck in one LOD so its stuck in low resloution and it has no collision

n i cant show screen shots of it

theres just maze bank and a few other skyscrapers just... there

[frigid nova]

gg

[dusky timber]

okay

[dusky timber]

post this in #gta-vehicles

he actually did it

[lofty scarab]

BRZ drift tune when?

[untold oar]

Isn't the race contact

[untold oar]

This looks so bad without the original lighting

[dusky timber]

it is

[untold oar]

[normal bronze]

Id leave, ive lost too many combos from being t boned by a hoonicorn going in a straight line into my door 😭

[clever robin]

true

[untold oar]

What did you do

[dusky timber]

i finished 2st

managed to dodge everyone

2st bc i finished 1st but the other guy crossed the line first so he got barely enough points to overtake me in the end

[normal bronze]

I try to be so polite and let people pass but it always back fires

[normal bronze]

I had a guy who got so mad about a furry beating him that he sabotaged the entire lobby by making a contact race 75laps and locking it to First person, we had a full lobby of pretty good drivers, all ruined bc of someone's ego

[untold oar]

Ah yes

[untold oar]

That looks worse

[clever robin]

[untold oar]

The pink tree looks very out of place with the new tint of blue

Something feels wrong about it

[zenith burrow]

Holy collar bone batman

[kindred pilot]

wow you take a screenshot of litterly everything

[zenith burrow]

Start a blog

[undone blade]

honestly, mad respect 🔥

[clever robin]