gta-media

[ebon osprey]

what are u doing

[smoky perch]

Taking secondarys on cayo

[ebon osprey]

why are u going up to the weed instead of coke

nvm its cash not coke

[untold oar]

I know I like to use this time of day a lot but it's my favorite some of these are a bit more colorful I noticed but my TV doesn't show that properly so i didn't know

[ebon osprey]

i didnt look at the map properly

[whole cape]

Very noice

[languid mortar]

These are nice

[sand cipher]

poopsche

[lime wraith]

what is that car called

[sand cipher]

growler

start of the bmw garage

[elfin arrow]

but there are no bmws?

[untold jasper]

no need to do him like that

[sand cipher]

what is the cypher then

[sand cipher]

are u blind

[elfin arrow]

well point out a single bmw

[sand cipher]

cypher

[untold jasper]

you don’t get the joke

[elfin arrow]

that's an ubermacht

[sand cipher]

TF Is that

[elfin arrow]

a manufacturer of vehicles in the gta games

[untold jasper]

indeed not a bmw

[rotund spoke]

jesus christ

[abstract cipher]

@bitter beacon

[languid mortar]

helicopter name pls

[sand cipher]

swift

[abstract cipher]

bro got sent to the backrooms

(casino photo easter egg)

@bitter beacon

https://i.imgur.com/PRXYKLR.jpeg

[oak hound]

Thats crazy he needs help after i 5 to 4 him

He 27 to 5 cus of a jet 🤦‍♂️

Thats how you know people with marker in ther face are ass

[untold jasper]

your complaining at him for using rpgs and homing?

[oak hound]

Something like dat

But he needed people🤦‍♂️

[untold jasper]

can’t complain at that.. the 2v1 and play-style i get tho

but just get good with explosives icl to you it’s literally meta explosive spam is basically pvp at this point in gta

the fact he’s hogging a jet in a 2v1 is abit weird tho lol

[oak hound]

Yea ik

[untold jasper]

but yk each to they own

[oak hound]

Ima use my quad lens

More often

[untold jasper]

yes quad helps i use quad a lot in freemode

[oak hound]

I tried to but the jet kept shooting me

And the pilot was ass in ground

The other dude was alr but i woudve won if the jet wasnt ther

[untold jasper]

it usually is like that lmfao

[oak hound]

Ong💀

He wore armor and probably had bst

Either way i woudve one if its a 1v1

[untold jasper]

you gotta be ready for whatever in gta tho especially in freemode it’s quite common nerds pair up.. especially if their goals align lol

[oak hound]

But ig people with the same crew and markers in ther face dont play fair

[untold jasper]

oh yh crews it’s guaranteed i’ve had people invite crew members after their down and their crew members end up down aswell lol

[oak hound]

And my friends quit or switched to another platform like ps or next gen

So i got no backup

[oak hound]

I made my own just for the costume colors

[untold jasper]

just play to your own i wouldn’t suggest taking 2/3v1s unless you really have to

i usually play solo also

tho in some instances kids are genuinely ass that’s why they need to pair up xD

[oak hound]

Yea i shoudve left at the 5-4

[oak hound]

Has to be people with tatoos in ther face

[untold jasper]

fr or just spam bandito till they eventually they left

[untold jasper]

halloween ones lol

[oak hound]

Yea

[midnight iris]

Hydra lol

[oak hound]

I hate that thing

And the pilots are so ass on ground

[untold jasper]

couple of erounds they’re soon gone

[midnight iris]

Besra?

[oak hound]

One railgun shot and its over

[midnight iris]

we need weaponized Besra

[untold jasper]

i like flying this one backwards

[abstract cipher]

@bitter beacon u leave?

i got booted to another lobby

[midnight iris]

Enemy UAV overhead

[bitter beacon]

no i didnt

still there

[abstract cipher]

the stupid game

[bitter beacon]

yea..

[abstract cipher]

why are there rpgs appearing out of thin air

just send me another invite to the mission

we should press quick restart and not continue

[bitter beacon]

yea tbh honest ive forgot these little things after all this time🥹

[abstract cipher]

ong

its alr

[ebon osprey]

I jumped out my heli and it hit someone and i got a wanted level bruh 😭😭

[abstract cipher]

cops hit u and they give u stars

[abstract cipher]

just ssend another mission inv

[bitter beacon]

gimme a sec brb

[abstract cipher]

k

[elfin arrow]

wat are you doing

[abstract cipher]

avenger missions

he just got back and im helping him out

game decides to spawn rpgs out of thin air and blew us while were on foot

[elfin arrow]

i was not invited

[abstract cipher]

come

[elfin arrow]

i don't even have gta installed

[still quail]

"your uav has been destroyed"

[abstract cipher]

wao

[midnight iris]

Dark Star because top gun Maverick is the superior movie

[west walrus]

What plane is that

In gta

[midnight iris]

The darkStar

mach 10

[west walrus]

I said gta name

Not maverick one

[lethal birch]

I don't think it's in gta

[west walrus]

Probably mods then

[midnight iris]

Yes

[lethal birch]

Yeah sure

[midnight iris]

[abstract cipher]

@bitter beacon go

[west walrus]

bro probably got it off the dark web of gta

[lethal birch]

Mods aren't a big deal and are not illegal as long as you do it in singleplayer

[ebon osprey]

Bro im convinced rockstar is setting us up for failure with these drivers

He had no reason to turn and turned right into me

[bitter beacon]

dayum bro

[elfin arrow]

i kinda haven't bothered

[rough heath]

I don't give a shit if i lost my Oppresor Mk2 selling, i be waiting for this Ballistic Equipment

[abstract cipher]

based cora

@bitter beacon inv i got booted

[bitter beacon]

i landed on the worst lobby

changing lobby

[abstract cipher]

this mission rly sucks

just do invite only lobbies

[abstract cipher]

i got booted again

god this lag

[bitter beacon]

my screen has gone black

...and some weirdo booted me

how broken a game can be:

[abstract cipher]

@bitter beacon wifi completely died

Inv when ur ready

[bitter beacon]

k

[abstract cipher]

Await the wifi still dead

ok inv now got wifi back

@bitter beacon

[bitter beacon]

what happened

[abstract cipher]

i love this game

"your ceo quit"

[bitter beacon]

it said

[abstract cipher]

ong

[bitter beacon]

"your score is invalid"

[abstract cipher]

jsut restart it this game sucks

wtf

[bitter beacon]

and then ejected me to single player

[abstract cipher]

trash game

i gtg soon

[misty ledge]

Hi

[bitter beacon]

sure

me too

[abstract cipher]

this should be the last mission

1 more

[bitter beacon]

2 left

one is locked

lets do the rest later, i gotta hit the bed

[bitter beacon]

see you later, thanks for the game

[abstract cipher]

my fricken wifi died again

ok gn

[heavy flame]

pov: you are literally playing without a gpu

[dawn shuttle]

Bro can count each pixel

[heavy flame]

still playable

albeit with NES graphics

[ebon osprey]

I play on vega 8 and i can play med graphics 1080p half res

[heavy flame]

the aircraft carrier at home:

[tulip sable]

i dont have a gpu and i play high graphics always at 60 fps at least

gta doesnt need a high end pc

just a mid-low is enough

[frosty pasture]

@proven condor finally delivered all 10 exotic cars

[heavy flame]

congrats

[proven condor]

Damn! how long did it take??

[tulip sable]

probably a hour or 45 mins

[proven condor]

Thanks Lucy

[frosty pasture]

Hours

[proven condor]

lmao

Did you use a route or smthing?

[frosty pasture]

One of the cars wouldn't spawn

Unless i physically went to exact location

[proven condor]

Yeah same happend with me which is why I gave up aha

[north mica]

got elite for my bf 😊 ❤️

[languid mortar]

pixelated Clinton

[heavy flame]

simp

[north mica]

gladly.

[heavy flame]

nice.

[untold jasper]

w man’s

[wide cargo]

Bullying a Griefer GTA 5 Online
https://youtube.com/shorts/7msExhguTWY?feature=share

[proven condor]

nice

[jolly smelt]

Modder or new glitch?

[dusky timber]

screenshots of screenshots

[proven condor]

lmao

screenshot of a screenshot of a screenshot?

[abstract cipher]

Reminds me of that trend

#gta-online-mk2 message

[proven condor]

[patent kestrel]

how do i send ss

[lethal birch]

Lessssgo

[regal orbit]

No elite ?

[dusky timber]

18 minutes

[untold oar]

That's pretty good for a beginner tbh

Better than the randoms I found who took 25 mins looting cash and leaving gold and not swimming away 💀

[dusky timber]

sad jellyfish emoji indeed

[proven condor]

• You need to be level 5+ to send media.

[dry sparrow]

Wtf

[proven condor]

[dry sparrow]

Must be because of the replay glitch

[proven condor]

That makes sense.

[undone crypt]

Genuinely don’t know how I survived that, let alone take a pube hair of damage

[cursive relic]

By modding

[lethal birch]

Happy christmas

[smoky agate]

tell me this is not aesthetic

[proven condor]

it is

[abstract cipher]

bro with that rtx on

[iron knot]

I want to upload a video here but how can I do that can anyone guide me please it's issue that I want to talk bout

[proven condor]

You need to be level 5+ to post media.

server level

[iron knot]

Oh

How can I level up fast

?

[proven condor]

By chatting with others in #gta-online for gta or #community for non gta

[abstract cipher]

or chat anywhere in general

[proven condor]

Although, you do gain xp in any channel.

[iron knot]

Ight thankyou !

[proven condor]

[late falcon]

Heist joining problem 90% of the times it gets stuck here when I try to join one 😭

[dry sparrow]

Restarting didn't fix the issue?

[late falcon]

No it's the same since I joined this game

Like 5-10% of the times it works but most of the time it gets stuck on initialising buffering

[turbid flicker]

https://youtu.be/KoWq7qaflw4?si=VFdHxpVBXMccJRrw

[untold oar]

You speedrun but don't use screen recording?

[abstract cipher]

Bro really just said “🤳📺”

[hot sky]

What car fits here

[dusky timber]

missing the ardent

[late falcon]

I'm done with this shiit

[regal orbit]

Go for countach, Pantera or lotus espirit, dunno what they’re called ingame 💀

[regal orbit]

Kept the phone dials on infernus eh? 🔥

My sport classics floor

[dusky timber]

good cars, good theme, bad garage

for them to keep adding shit default 10 car garages is sacrilege

[sand cipher]

conada weponized

🥰

[sand cipher]

did u take a picture of ur tv

b11

[proven condor]

nice

[sand cipher]

i didnt want to make it pink

[empty hornet]

anyone play gta on steam here?

[tranquil isle]

Does heist need a team?

[empty hornet]

yh

[frosty pasture]

@proven condor 14 day objective streak

[proven condor]

Nice!

[frosty pasture]

150k cash

[lavish shoal]

That fov looks very good

[patent hemlock]

Shit tragic Ong, I lagged once and it turned into some movie scene

[sand cipher]

damnn

[sand cipher]

thx

[patent hemlock]

🗣️

[sand cipher]

i can tell you play on xbox by just this video

[patent hemlock]

It’s easier than PC🤷‍♂️

MKII users just brain dead these days

[sand cipher]

holy fuck what is this fps

[patent hemlock]

It does run smooth, but when it’s a lobby with shits and shananigans going on, and it’s a full lobby, fps goes to 30-20

Also cause it’s a pre-owned Xbox one S

[sand cipher]

torero xo

[patent hemlock]

That car lacks customisation

[sand cipher]

probably gonna get warned if i post this outfit from the front

[patent hemlock]

I ain’t even gonna ask

Please tell me it’s wearing a singlet or bra

Mate it’s showing

[sand cipher]

this is so fucking cursed

[patent hemlock]

Remove the picture now

Why is it purple?

[sand cipher]

im having a laugh this is so stupid

[patent hemlock]

Are you a genuine level 98 or a modder?

[sand cipher]

theres a tape over it

[patent hemlock]

Wasn’t my question?

[sand cipher]

im a genuine level 98

i have to send that first person pic to my friend

[patent hemlock]

Some old clips from like 1-2 months ago

[severe hare]

Is this how they make the Fast and Furious movies? By cramming so much assets that they lag and this happens? XD

[patent hemlock]

When I was 100-110

[patent hemlock]

Ye

[severe hare]

Is it me or is your outfit glitched? Your poor character's missing an ankle!

[sand cipher]

i done this but it was a mk2 not a deluxo

pc better

[devout portal]

finally found a pic of my character in my current outfit

[proven condor]

Nice

[wise tangle]

Nice outfit

[sand cipher]

Damn that plane got nostrils

[untold jasper]

-750k

[dry sparrow]

Embracing my inner tryhard

Aside it being an edgy tryhard outfit what rating would yall give

[jovial cosmos]

I wouldn't say tryhard, but rather a cool sweatlord. Looks hella good mate ngl

[dry sparrow]

Ty
What's the difference between a sweatlord and a tryhard?

[dusky timber]

[jovial cosmos]

I think of sweatlords as players who tryhard at the game but are less of a cunt

[dry sparrow]

Ahh that makes sense

[sand cipher]

Needs a bullet proof helmet

U can use telescope "glitch" to do that

[dry sparrow]

Yeah i know

Not a big fan of the vest/helmet outfits

But ig then I'll be a true tryhard lmao

[sand cipher]

You look more like a roadman than a tryhard

[dry sparrow]

Ouch

[sand cipher]

Bruv give me ur wallet 🥶🥶

[dry sparrow]

Oi bruv run your pantaloons

Yea I think I'm gonna rock white puffer instead

Being compared to roadmen is disrespectful

[sand cipher]

😭😭 what does this mean

The puffer jacket does it

[severe hare]

Can't even buy drip without Lester grinding our gears

[dry sparrow]

That's ljt but yea I'm gonna block these fuckers

[severe hare]

Who do you think LJT is?

[dry sparrow]

Wtf that's him? 😭

How did I not know that

[dusky timber]

hey, it's les..jt!

[dry sparrow]

I'm ngl I haven't done an mc sale ever except for cash factory when I was new

[sand cipher]

LJT here. You heard the expression money doesn't grow on trees? Well, it doesn't grow in your money factory either. They're out of supplies, so head over there and start a materials run now.

[severe hare]

Maybe you haven't been exposed to his distorted voice for long enough to tell. But it is very easy to notice.

[dry sparrow]

Strange he never calls me unless I finish a sale

[dry sparrow]

Fair

[severe hare]

Not gonna lie that was a clever dialogue :P

[dusky timber]

u call it dialogue but noone responds to him

[wise tangle]

1-0

[ebon osprey]

What the hell

I jumped out a helicopter and my character started diving head first on the kosatka and i died

[wise tangle]

Is immortal I think

[severe hare]

"Watch yo jet" moment

[severe hare]

Did you have a parachute?

[ebon osprey]

I was in a helicopter it should've automatically given me one

[smoky perch]

What is he wearing?

[severe hare]

That's why you dived head first

[ebon osprey]

How

[ebon osprey]

A duffel bag

[smoky perch]

Whole outfit

[ebon osprey]

White outfir

[smoky perch]

What is he wearing?

[last bison]

ending c but the ending theme is juicy

[untold oar]

First you could've skipped 2 mins of that second the song does not fit at all third the audio quality is terrible fourth why is it on the 360 version and fifth why is there a watermark

[wise tangle]

The end

[smoky perch]

What are the pants called

[wise tangle]

Idk lol

[dense spruce]

Me want

[abstract cipher]

@bitter beacon https://i.imgur.com/ux1hrVX.png

gonna take a whilke

[elfin arrow]

i downloaded gta today

took like 30 minutes

[dense spruce]

Either your storage capacity is low
Your internet is weak

[dense spruce]

Then yeah its your internet cuz it took me to download GTA X/S like 11mins

[abstract cipher]

taking me more than an hour to update

🗿

[elfin arrow]

😦

[abstract cipher]

bro @bitter beacon my wifi crashed again ong

cora flexing on me with 5 different languages

[bitter beacon]

damn, you're cursed

[elfin arrow]

there's a reason why i don't have wifi

[abstract cipher]

I just finished downloading

Tried to log on and cannot sign into social club

I had Ethernet when we did cmm

Now I’m on wifi

Very bad wifi

[bitter beacon]

i had the exact same problem

somehow

it only works while using ethernet

[abstract cipher]

No I just switched to a diff place

[undone crypt]

Nice

[whole cape]

[elfin hill]

I think a glitch just revealed something early for me

Looks like there will be specific sections of clothing for the anniversary.

[abstract cipher]

@bitter beacon @gritty linden getting on

[gritty linden]

finally, i was about to leave

[abstract cipher]

My wifi 😭

Make inv only lobby

Too many Modders

@bitter beacon

@elfin arrow r u coming

[elfin arrow]

where

[abstract cipher]

Funny game

[elfin arrow]

to do what

[abstract cipher]

They have avenger mission

[elfin arrow]

which

[bitter beacon]

the last two

[gritty linden]

@bitter beacon cant join

[elfin arrow]

i mean yeah i can play for a bit

[bitter beacon]

shit why?

[gritty linden]

idk, i accept and closes invite

[abstract cipher]

I got booted offline

[bitter beacon]

lemme join another clean session

this ones cursed

[abstract cipher]

Make invite only lobby

Stop going into public

[elfin arrow]

invitacion, por favor

[abstract cipher]

Uno secondo

I got booted offline tryna reconnect

@bitter beacon inv

[elfin arrow]

do avenger missions fail if someone leaves

[bitter beacon]

ure appearing offline

[bitter beacon]

dont think so?

[elfin arrow]

rockstar learning the basics of non-dogshit game design

remarkable

[abstract cipher]

I think it’s like the other missions where it’s doable solo and it doesn’t fail if someone leaves

Not sure

[gritty linden]

i cant do mission, 1 shot to anyone

[abstract cipher]

As long as rapid fire don’t happen u should be fine

[gritty linden]

i dont even wanna do heist...

[abstract cipher]

Is not heist

Lupin wanted to finish it so he

[elfin arrow]

where is

pokemon

[abstract cipher]

I was booted offline and is reconnecting to wifi

Discord overlay is glitched and stuck on the game screen too

Restarting game

i am coming

se3nd inv @gritty linden

Can I get another inv pls it didn’t work

[gritty linden]

Gotta help my brother with his car

[elfin arrow]

where go

[bitter beacon]

not able to inv you

[abstract cipher]

i am in

[elfin arrow]

i am not in

[abstract cipher]

i invited

cora do u see it

[elfin arrow]

yeah i am joining (allegedly)

[abstract cipher]

this game has great design

mission failed your ceo quit

[elfin arrow]

your internet is actually ass

liquid ass

[abstract cipher]

true

one sec

it was fine yesterday

unless some modder is tryna ddos me

[bitter beacon]

seems it aint our day today

[abstract cipher]

is there another inv

https://i.imgur.com/Aiqph8G.png

its better than average

🥰

[elfin arrow]

cool 1 second ping

[abstract cipher]

yall in the mission rn

just inv me for th elast one

[elfin arrow]

yes

[abstract cipher]

its best if u guys have fun

i will get better wifi in 14 days

[dense spruce]

Fuuckkk youuuu💀😭

Npc be wildin

[elfin arrow]

ok we doned it

the last

one

[bitter beacon]

you up for the last one?

[elfin arrow]

yeah sure

[abstract cipher]

Goodluck

[bitter beacon]

welp, my game crashed

[elfin arrow]

the gta online experience

[bitter beacon]

real trash

[bitter beacon]

i'll keep the finale, for now, we'll do it later when toge gets a better net

[elfin arrow]

ok i 🛏️

[bitter beacon]

aight gn man thanks for the game

[abstract cipher]

Better net = 2 weeks later

[bitter beacon]

thats okay, no rush

[zenith dove]

Can anyone help me idk how to do the setups for silent and sneaky approach

[dense spruce]

#gta-questions

[zenith dove]

Oh thanks man

[ebon osprey]

happy dayzzz

[whole cape]

[dense spruce]

[undone barn]

Bruh how the hell he is Rank 0 + My 2nd Character with Low level Undercover

[west walrus]

Telepathic car

[undone barn]

Magic

[undone crypt]

Holy shit

[dense spruce]

Trash stats tbh

[hazy perch]

@mystic narwhal is it normal to hear these sounds

this is actually the sound in the game

[calm notch]

Gta is shitting on you

[jovial cosmos]

No, it's a modder

[hazy perch]

what sound effect is that 💀

[calm notch]

thank god i quit pc

[strange flame]

Modder messing with you with your sound quality

[hazy perch]

what sound effect even is that tho

why would it be in the game

and why is it making my head shake

[calm notch]

they might've just turned the db up on a random sound

[jovial cosmos]

I have no idea, I just know it's modder related by experience

[strange flame]

Just go to a different session

[jovial cosmos]

This

Don't waste your time and sanity

[hazy perch]

I was doing a mission, which I didn't even get my money for 😭

[calm notch]

gta online on pc is done for fr

[hazy perch]

the cargo is gone but the money I never got

[hazy perch]

does this happen often?

[jovial cosmos]

Contact rockstar support and pray

[hazy perch]

I just did

[jovial cosmos]

Nah, happened to me like 6-10 times in 2 years

[hazy perch]

its not even letting me view my request anymore

it keeps telling me to sign in while im clearly signed in

[jovial cosmos]

Nice, you're gonna have to wait a while for a response tho, since this issue is considered low priority. Even then, the first answer is always a bot, so you'll have to be extremely patient, sadly

[hazy perch]

Also

Even a rock could do better at being a support agent than rockstar

I was in a skype call with one once

He just hung up on me

Anyways gn

[calm notch]

They're just gone tell you to buy a shark card

[heavy otter]

[abstract cipher]

Bro is grey

[storm folio]

any1 else having trouble with emblems on cars?

[lean parcel]

The propellors turned into square

[west walrus]

prosquarers

[lean parcel]

Yes

[calm notch]

The graphics are insane I thought that was gta san andreas for a second

[fervent sleet]

he's also playing on a fucking ipad 😂

[elfin arrow]

and getting 36 fps

[cyan sentinel]

Can I send memes here or no

[proven condor]

gta related

[cyan sentinel]

I somehow can't send pics here why

[proven condor]

You need level 5+ for media perms

[cyan sentinel]

Welp

[abstract cipher]

Bro is constantly clapping

[thin breach]

Dawg the criminal enterprise started park is to op i think I'm doing end game missions at lvl 24

[dry sparrow]

Like?

[thin breach]

The 1st mission when u unlock bunker

Idk I'm new

[dry sparrow]

That's endgame?

It's alright but that bunker is in the worst location possible

You can relocate if you have money

It's on sale this week so you should definitely do it

[thin breach]

I think

[faint dew]

How to make a black hole in 3 easy steps…

[faint dew]

Cesp*, too*, and probably not

[dusky timber]

it's because the free bunker is at the end of the world

started park

[faint dew]

Bruuuh

[thin breach]

Dawg I've seen 17 bike planes it's hell near the apartments

The insurance company is richer than USA probs

[dry sparrow]

Makes sense

[whole cape]

[empty hornet]

@graceful bloom yo i can't message you

[sand cipher]

least op gta outfit

you cant see it with therml

[dawn shuttle]

First time seeing this many people

And the job kicked us when it began. GG Rockstar

[sand cipher]

windsor drop😎

[dawn shuttle]

Second time

[sand cipher]

skill issue

[wise tangle]

Max 7.4k rp+

[wise tangle]

🤣

[sand cipher]

Damn the stock fov looks bad

Can barely see anything

[upper fjord]

I want this POV on console

[sand cipher]

wtf is that

this is my fov

[jovial cosmos]

So this is how it would feel to drive as the back passenger

[upper fjord]

Yeah you got that pov all wrong my dude

Also mine is just from the game itself, not using any pov enhancer

[lean parcel]

Yes

[faint dew]

Thats meh

I play with a pov of 105

[sand cipher]

do u use flawless or what?

[sand cipher]

pov?

[faint dew]

Mooods

[upper fjord]

point of view, yours doesn't look right

[frail pewter]

nvm found

[whole copper]

Bring that shi to console now 🤌

[untold jasper]

didn’t rockstar literally try to sue the owners of fiveM at one point tho? lol

[whole copper]

Yeah I’m sure they found common ground or their lawyers found ground and put them on it

[untold jasper]

old saying goes: if you can’t beat them join them

rockstar- and i took that personally

[whole copper]

Least rockstar isn’t Nintendo who will make you bankrupt if you make money off their game

[calm notch]

wtf that's possible???

[fervent sleet]

no I'm joking about his screen res

[calm notch]

oh 💀 yea it's pretty bad i thought i was looking at Big Smoke

[ebon osprey]

a bunker is NOT end game missions

[wise tangle]

Kill the raiju

[lethal birch]

After 4 tries

[lean parcel]

Nahhhhhhhhh

[wise tangle]

Is good?

[lethal birch]

Better then tequila

🗿

[wise tangle]

Bearer bonds or pink diamond

[lethal birch]

Pd

[wise tangle]

10% change, yk?

[severe hare]

Anything's better than Tequila lmao

[lethal birch]

Exactly

[dense spruce]

Bro does not like me at all

[wise tangle]

6-4…

[dense spruce]

2 mills were lucky kills of his cuz he
his jet slammed into my jet even tho he jumped out
2nd was Orb

Still regardless
bro hides too much
To even fight on ground

[lethal birch]

BRUH 😂😂😂😂

these 5 yr olds 😂😂😂😂

[calm notch]

i've never seen a tinted windshield before

[rigid oracle]

What car?

[calm notch]

ubermacht cypher off legendary motorsport

[lethal birch]

is this car good and/or deleted?

[calm notch]

i doubt it's deleted i don't think any of the auto shop repairs are deleted

what's the manufacturer

[lethal birch]

many are by the way

[dark cedar]

that's GP1 and yesy it is deleted

[lethal birch]

i could not find it on legendary motorsport even when i sat in it it didn’t show the name

[dark cedar]

get it if you like it

[lethal birch]

damn should i get?

bet

[dark cedar]

if you like how it looks

sexy car honestly

[lethal birch]

i do

thanks bro

[dark cedar]

quick question

[lethal birch]

yeah

[dark cedar]

how does the car trading even work

do i just buy a clone of your car

[lethal birch]

i have no idea if it even works on ps4 or how it works at all

ask in #gta-online

[dark cedar]

ok thx

[calm notch]

i believe that's how it works because someone was asking to buy one of my classic cars

[dark cedar]

I asked in#gta-questions and someone said yes you buy a clone of it

I wanted to buy a second GP1

[calm notch]

Wtf is a Hotel spawn? I've never seen this

don't mind my name

[supple moon]

Hotel

[abstract cipher]

It means u don’t have a property with a bed

So u get spawned at a random hotel

[wide cargo]

Wtf #gtaonline #grandtheftauto #gta5 #gta5shorts
https://youtube.com/shorts/vqxU-fHjD3M?feature=share

[wise tangle]

Wtf hotel?

New update?

[abstract cipher]

Been there for ages

[thin breach]

Humane labs sucks ass it has the worst setups that no one joins and are really annoying

[elfin arrow]

interesting

i think it's my favorite of the original heists

taking the hydra and shooting down jets while danger zone plays was something else

[thin breach]

Ye it's a good and really shit mission

The emp delivery it's been a week and no one has joined or has left or is to stupid to use silencers

[abstract cipher]

We only failed the human labs heist like 7 times cora

[thin breach]

I've only failed 3 times but it took me 4 hours just to fail(the emp delivery sucks)

[severe hare]

Y E E T

[calm notch]

It only shows sometimes but when I cycle back through it disappears

[calm notch]

i got the fastest car in the game 😱😱😱 (average 13 year old take)

[sand cipher]

wrong gen goofy

that one is actually hated by them

[calm notch]

nah they fanboy over any supra they see but yeah mk4 is fanboyed over the worst

It's such a nice sounding engine but the fanboys ruined it

same w the old gtr's

i saw an original supra at an auto body shop the other day it was pretty sexy, i thought it was an ae86 from the front

[calm notch]

I love gta on the xbox one

also npc's are something else now adays

[whole cape]

Bro weren’t u on the series x too💀ur playing on xbone basically, lol

[calm notch]

Yeah you said that last night but I use it to play w friends 🤷🏼‍♂️ I'm only on series x but play old gen gta

That only happens once in a while if I'm on the game for a really long time a simple restart fixes it

[whole cape]

Mhm or just if the game cant handle itself. It’ll happen regardless

[calm notch]

my friend got lucky asf

[untold jasper]

so glad i migrated

[calm notch]

im just waiting for the boys to get the X

[whole cape]

The day you’ll be free from the xbone version

[dusky timber]

[visual condor]

Guys check tech please

[calm notch]

bro i have agency, casino penthouse, office, 50 car garage

also you can get spawned at garages without beds

[last bison]

yeah then again GTA 6 in 2024

[whole cape]

They’re gonna need that series x for gta 6 lol

[last bison]

god I wish I had one

[whole cape]

Some people still gonna be playing last gen gta 5 when gta 6 is out💀

[last bison]

yeah well not everyone has money

[whole cape]

That is a factor sure, but not always

[calm notch]

Exactly that's what I told prodacian, I've been playing gta for a decade I don't see why I would buy a new version of the same game

[last bison]

because I'm terrible at editing and I don't quite have a good service for pc since my phone broke

[rotund harness]

What is the fastest car in the game

[undone crypt]

Best run so far

[calm notch]

vapid minivan

jk i guess its the weevil right now

[west walrus]

Finished story mode another time

[abstract cipher]

Based option c

[storm folio]

cj in the xbox avatar creator, on a scale of 1/10 how does it look?

[calm notch]

god damn traffic ai

[storm folio]

murder him, he has no need to live anymore, he scratched your car, let him SUFFER

[calm notch]

i was thinking abt it for real

[storm folio]

no time for thinking

[calm notch]

mfer acting like he doesn't have mirrors i was in that lane for a solid 5 seconds

[storm folio]

get back to killing

he's getting away quick

[calm notch]

shoulda got my acid lab and plowed him off the bridge

see how he likes it

[sand cipher]

even grinders using godmode these days

[calm notch]

i'm pretty sure business goods typically just take more rockets to blow up

L business griefer tho

Speedo custom takes 1 rocket in freeroam but if they're doing a sell missions it's like 7 or something

[sand cipher]

i shot 1 missile before i recorded

i think couple vehicles exploded near him

so i got i

[remote pewter]

FINALLY A SERVER THAT FEELS THAT GTA

[sand cipher]

griefing😎

[sand cipher]

it was a nightclub sell mission

[remote pewter]

how i make 1m in 6s

[calm notch]

shark card

[proven condor]

lmao

[calm notch]

The most random shit happens when I'm not looking at my game

[calm notch]

stairs are looking real nice today

[west walrus]

Did you use invisible paint again

I told you it’s gon do that

[calm notch]

yeah i meant to put it on my boat mobile

[pure wave]

i made this shit in gta online

[undone crypt]

Gta on the switch

[proven condor]

lmao

[calm notch]

18-1 is despicable

"i was finna orb u" is a crazy flex

i put oppressor users to sleep all day 😴

Fr shit is crazy

He asked for an invite back and to do some work w me, man's switched up once he saw I had the skills

It was a modded account too so makes sense, lvl 7900 something

Frrr

I told him a modded acc doesn't but skill, ask for a refund

But they get all cocky with modded money and can't back it up

[pure wave]

true

my shit pc cant even run gta online

[median acorn]

pictures i took (from my social club account):

yeah i always take pictures i have a ton on my sc page

haven't taken once since 9 months ago but i enjoy it

sometimes it has a lot really good shots as u can see maybe

[calm notch]

there's some fire sunsets sometimes, and i also got really thick fog in my game earlier which i rarely see

[median acorn]

took this one too

[proven condor]

Nice

[lethal birch]

Bruh is taking forever.

😭

[median acorn]

what is that?

lower frames....? nah....

that's a plus at least

i'm sure/i hope it isn't noticeable then

[whole cape]

I mean if they are on ps4 rn then it really isnt lower frames on fidelity💀smoothest 30 fps u can get

[median acorn]

lol

[wise tangle]

Vigero 💪

[bronze tiger]

it's a bot account spamming text channel ingame his details for modded money

[lethal birch]

Some squeakers mom must’ve walked past the bedroom, you’ll be fine

(I hate squeakers with a passion.)

[dense spruce]

[lethal birch]

wtf is this oogly boogly bullshit ?

I was chilling watching the sea and I see some speck on the mountain, I check it out and here she is ig what is that

[keen gale]

Google it?

[lethal birch]

I’m good I’d rather be schooled by a gta player

[keen gale]

@analog hollow helpful map for initial cayo setup

[analog hollow]

oo ok

[low kite]

for those wondering. GUN VAN location

[proven condor]

I mean~ it is posted in #gta-daily-stuff now.

[low kite]

Jesus... i was looking for this daily and never knew it was there.

[patent hemlock]

Could NOT let him see the light of day again

Had to do a little silly dance then a little silly death😍😍

[patent hemlock]

In 4 minutes… what are you, DOOM?

[patent hemlock]

It’s an Easter Egg made by rockstar or some shit

[golden berry]

cough refer to role cough

[twin ginkgo]

Damn how? It takes me over 2 mins to get into the compound (sub + drainage) and another 2 mins to escape. I only spend about 1 min in the compound I can’t get mine lower than 5 mins

[clever robin]

4 players, diamond as main target. We were lucky to grab all the gold on the way.

we expected time taken to be around 4:30- 5 mins but everyone was able to escape quickly

everything was perfect, from gold grabbing to glass cutting

[dense spruce]

Wtf💀😭 @outer barn

[outer barn]

gta online is a game with no flaws whatsoever

No shunt boost on insurgent tho

[honest vortex]

Bit toxic

[keen gale]

But I can't text Faggio 🙃

[hazy perch]

nihadharacic left

[viscid ice]

need three people for labs raid (pc)

[honest vortex]

Yeah but readable lol

[calm notch]

new players are something else

he said the game was made to kill random ppl, he should've seen 2016 gtaO

[whole cape]

Hold my fart💀def haven’t seen that one before

[calm notch]

That shits funny asf, I know people are pissed when holdmyfart goes 20-1 with them

I was laughing at my name for a solid 3 days when I made the account

[whole cape]

🗿

[steep thicket]

Anyone seen this map before, for losing wanted level

[dense spruce]

Xbox be doodoo on their app🙄
Shit wont load

[whole cape]

[dawn shuttle]

SOS

[fervent sleet]

the xbox app is a buggy mess

[calm notch]

naw i know where all the systems are anyways

[calm notch]

It's usually good but yeah I've been having issues all day

Xbox app is blessed though I used to just record on my phone

[dense spruce]

bro sucks

[plush arrow]

good tat combos?

[jovial cosmos]

@lilac totem

[lilac totem]

thanks

[wise tangle]

Bro insane…

[jovial cosmos]

He didn't even shoot missiles or with the MG 💀

[untold jasper]

great job rockstar

[jovial cosmos]

Griefers shaking and crying rn

[untold jasper]

farming some backwards lazar clips as we speak

[wise tangle]

Bruh

[jovial cosmos]

I mean, it's not a bad change. Dogfights are more fun now and jet griefers are dealt with

Win-win in my book

[untold jasper]

my baby’s back 😍

[abstract cipher]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/gtawiki/images/c/c8/OpenWheelMorningwoodGlory-GTAO-Map.png/revision/latest?cb=20200813110257

The morningwood open wheel race

[wise tangle]

Cool

[dense spruce]

He did actually
I wasn’t fast enough to record

[jovial cosmos]

oh, well he tried his best, poor thing

[dense spruce]

Poor raijus
They think alike like Mk2 tryhards

[jovial cosmos]

new raiju griefers in their natural habitat

[calm notch]

Don't think I've ever killed another player jaywalking on accident 💀 bro came outta nowhere

[abstract cipher]

Bro rly just tried ramming raichu into a helicopter

[calm notch]

That shit really works

[abstract cipher]

Send that to the court

He jaywalked it’s his fault 🗿

[calm notch]

Frfr man's was standing in the middle of the road when I came around the corner

I def coulda seen his name tag if I was paying attention but I sent a text saying my b and he was laughing abt it

[abstract cipher]

Bro gonna get a citation for reckless driving

[dense spruce]

They suicide cuz their puny ass missiles can’t lock-on

[grim nymph]

What car that is

[dense spruce]

Penaud

[grim nymph]

Thanks bruv

[dapper pine]

la coureuse

Think that's the name and penaud the brand

idfk

[dense spruce]

Yes
That’s before the word penaud
I just say penaud cuz im not saying the full name lol

[whole cape]

Real

[dapper pine]

I just know it from requesting it thru my phone

[dapper merlin]

I liked the open wheel race when it came out, but the kids that just ram u is so fked

[lethal birch]

I am on gta PS5 and live

https://www.twitch.tv/crazysaucev31

If anyone needs help to sell or anything come join if u like

[dapper merlin]

Nuhuh

[fervent sleet]

hey I don't mind it but it's not rlly allowed n some ppl get pissy about advertising so jus try not to do it

Best of luck tho m8

[jovial cosmos]

!rule 10 @lethal birch

[tardy stone]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").

For

@solemn frost

Requested by

@jovial cosmos

[dapper merlin]

Bro got launched

[lethal birch]

You are allowed to advertise

[dapper pine]

Would have died laughing if it killed me

[dapper merlin]

@dapper pine well can u climb it to the highest or just learning

[fervent sleet]

oh nvm ur right

[dapper pine]

Read rule 10

[fervent sleet]

advertising is semi allowed in here

[lethal birch]

How about u read the channel description

[dapper pine]

You can but its tricky. I'm not good at it like I used to be

[delicate canopy]

Emergency eject seat MK2

[fervent sleet]

crazysauce is right advertising allowed as long as its relevant

[fervent sleet]

my bad I didn't realise that

[dapper pine]

fair

[dapper merlin]

Huh?

Got me confused

[lethal birch]

Next time read before doing anything

[delicate canopy]

That thing in the jets, where you get ejectet

My english is ass again

[dapper merlin]

Should have read first

[dapper pine]

I wasn't even the one who warned you

Smartass

[lethal birch]

I replied to the wrong person haha sorry

[dapper pine]

Not a warning tho

[dapper merlin]

Yeah u right

[dapper pine]

[dapper merlin]

But the wall climb is cool

[dapper pine]

The bmx is so broken honestly

[dapper merlin]

The 2th time

Was pretty close

[dapper merlin]

Hmmm I don’t think it’s the bike 🫠

[dapper pine]

bmx mk2 when

[dapper merlin]

@dapper pine u play next gen ps5

[delicate canopy]

Could you go up the maze bank tower with that

[dapper pine]

ye

[dapper merlin]

Didn’t they release the e bikes

[jovial cosmos]

Huh, didn't know that, apologies No need to act that way tho

[dapper pine]

Yeah but it's pretty ass

Bmx is cool bc of the jump

[dapper merlin]

Or was it a concept

Yeah prolly on next gwn

Gen

[dapper pine]

It's got a shitty boost on it

[delicate canopy]

Nah it exists on PC to

[dapper pine]

Not used it personally

[delicate canopy]

I used it, its ok

[dapper merlin]

I bought a ps5 and and Xbox x but had my tv cracked

And decided to return both😭😭

[delicate canopy]

Well gn guys

[dapper merlin]

Bed time Gn

[delicate canopy]

Ye

[dapper merlin]

Lil man

[delicate canopy]

Oi

[dapper merlin]

It’s 1:28

[delicate canopy]

Not that little

Ye

[dapper merlin]

For you 0:28

Isn’t it

[delicate canopy]

Na its 1:28 here too

[dapper merlin]

I figured u said oi

That’s what British Scottish people say

Tenzij

[delicate canopy]

My mistake

[dapper merlin]

Where u from

[delicate canopy]

I think they say Aye

Germany

You?

[dapper merlin]

Germany

Netherlands

[delicate canopy]

Ok nice

[dapper merlin]

I said Germany and wanted to reply on you saying y’all got crazy fireworks

[delicate canopy]

Ok

Im not a firework guy or im not really understanding you point lol

[quick river]

Average GTA PVP:

[whole cape]

[dense spruce]

Physics

[nimble yew]

Fucking mechanic

[dense spruce]

@outer barn

[jovial cosmos]

[outer barn]

I love when the front end of my car sinks into the earth

[dense sand]

@lethal birch As far as I know you can only use it as driver from the dune FAV, but you can also use it as passenger in most turreted vehicles 😂

[lethal birch]

😂

[dense spruce]

Bunker sold again in full lobby

[jovial cosmos]

The balls on this man

[whole cape]

Its easy lol, for the most part

[dapper merlin]

U can use guns in that car??

[dense sand]

Yeah, even the up-n-atomizer 😉

[dapper merlin]

I considered it shit

[dense sand]

Pretty fun with the atomizer and a gunner 😂

[severe arch]

GTA is such a fun game!

[abstract cipher]

either bro's resolution is goofy ahh or bro just 🤳 📺

[lethal birch]

Winky or squaddie

[proven condor]

squaddie

[lethal birch]

Also who is the merry weather mf, I’m 99% sure he ain’t showed up ONCE during that entire DLC

[tulip ore]

@outer barn

[outer barn]

I assume that’s an insurgent

[tulip ore]

Ok thanks

[abstract cipher]

Now a lot of game icons r messed up

I think half truck has that icon too

And there’s most planes including pyro starling etc having the regular plane icon

[whole cape]

I miss the plane icons

Think i noticed the weaponized conada has a new icon tho

[lethal birch]

finally I got this big boi!!!!!!!!

[abstract cipher]

flex

Now buy the boat

[lethal birch]

Noooooooooooo

[abstract cipher]

Call another

[tulip sable]

why i cant steal it?

[elfin arrow]

you can?

[tulip sable]

no, i cant

i cant even explode it

[wise tangle]

The car

[vapid fossil]

Gta 4

Liberty city

[lethal birch]

is this good car?

[proven condor]

Yes!

also one of the removed cars

so get it

[whole cape]

Def one of the better cars, including the engine sound

[proven condor]

such a pretty car aswell tbh

[lethal birch]

ok thanks

time to save moni for it

[wide cargo]

How to Spam Rockets GTA 5 Online
https://youtube.com/shorts/Y7MZcrX3iJk?feature=share

[low kite]

just wanted to say, this channel is not always visible on my list. it only appears when i click it here from your link.

[jovial cosmos]

Make sure the arrow of the ANNOUNCEMENTS category is pointing down and that you haven't muted the channel

[proven condor]

Prodi the ANNOUCEMENTS scared me

jump scare

[low kite]

AAhhh there it is. thanks.. it wasn't pointing down... im a hobbit