gta-media

[smoky agate]

not even mors mutual can cover it

[proven condor]

ahaha

You're so fired

was a pleasure

[smoky agate]

yes 😭

thanks

[proven condor]

🫡

[smoky agate]

🖖

[shadow scroll]

hehe boi

this is done by a glitch lmao

[proven condor]

uh

[shadow scroll]

?

[untold jasper]

when you log in for the first time since christmas 🎅

[shadow scroll]

no?

i called franklin over and over again to get super heavy, standard, light and super light armor

its a glitch that is there since 2021

[misty ledge]

Why can I not send gifs here?

[proven condor]

Probably depends what gif you're trying to send

[misty ledge]

I can't send any [insert shrug gif]

[proven condor]

I can't send any either actually.

[misty ledge]

[shadow scroll]

vodka semechki hardbass tripaloski adidas

[misty ledge]

Rasputin

[misty ledge]

PC modder

[shadow scroll]

ra ra rasputin

[shadow scroll]

no?

[quartz karma]

are the laser guns still in the game to buy? and can u still buy the up n atomizer

[shadow scroll]

ye

in the gun van tho

for a bigger price

[quartz karma]

moc?

[misty ledge]

PS3 map

[shadow scroll]

?

[shadow scroll]

old gen hud

[quartz karma]

mobile operations center

[misty ledge]

Interesting

[shadow scroll]

btw gta online does not care if you have modified RPF's

[misty ledge]

Yes PC modder point proven

[shadow scroll]

gta 4's asi loader will work on gta 5 and that's what makes it a bypass for online

you can even have graphics mods installed and the game will let you in online (except menyoo and simple native trainer)

[misty ledge]

Damn that's fun

[shadow scroll]

even zolikas half life movement works in online lmao

[slate thicket]

Rate my Obey 10f wide body customization

[teal vine]

10 /10

[slate thicket]

Thanks man

[teal vine]

i like it alot

rate mai carrr

my r35

[slate thicket]

I like the color 10/10

[teal vine]

:D

tq tq

[slate thicket]

This is my Nero Custom (based on the Bugatti Chiron, Andrew Tate’s main car) so I decided to base it on that and make it a bit better

I decided to go wild and put gold rims on it

[misty ledge]

What colour is you're Bugatti

[wooden delta]

Bruh I cannot post media.

[untold oar]

Chat more

[dry sparrow]

"That's not flying, that's just falling with style"

[slate thicket]

Bro☠️

[scenic berry]

@lethal musk

[tame basin]

Bros falling gracefully

[tender spruce]

Can anyone dm me some cool gta outfit tutorials?

[shadow scroll]

the tires 💀

[shadow scroll]

andre tata

[severe arch]

ignore the toilet

[dusky timber]

wrong

[ruby knoll]

gta san animation 💀

[slate thicket]

I was going for a more futuristic kinda build

[lethal birch]

just use a mod dude

[sterile egret]

Damn and I wanted his autograph

[dry sparrow]

I would've told him how shit the idol was

[hard nest]

How

How tf did this happen

[knotty goblet]

oi, you cant park there mate

[whole cape]

Landed it

[severe arch]

The fact I have that same exact vehicle file dude 💀💀☠️

[remote kindle]

Girlfriend reveal

[lethal musk]

is this good?

[zenith sparrow]

Yess

[sterile egret]

no elite challenge?

[dusky timber]

no elite challenge?

[lethal musk]

i wanted to get artwork, but i was at airstrip and wanted to get half weed and artwork in his office

and i needed 1 more click to get half so

[sterile egret]

no elite challenge?

[blazing ruin]

I did not understand anything you said

No elite challenge?

Plan your route b4 going in

[lethal musk]

i went to airstrip, got weed, wasnt half, didnt know how much is half

went to the compound

[blazing ruin]

Ah

Gotcha

[lethal musk]

got artwork in rubios office

[blazing ruin]

Should have gone to the compound first to get the art then

Art is certified 50%

[lethal musk]

i escape after compound

ik art is

[blazing ruin]

You shouldn't try to calculate how much weed u stole

[lethal musk]

but weed is 33%

now ive got 4.5mil and idk what to get

[graceful crow]

isnt it 37% ?

[lethal musk]

idk

i saw 33%

read somewhere but idk

Weed–$147,870–33% Coke–$220,095–50% Painting–$189,500–50% Gold–$332,184–66%

idk thi

tho

[strong torrent]

37.5 if i am not wrong

[wise tangle]

Oh

[azure anchor]

thats dumb

[vague aurora]

I didn't even lfg💀

[azure anchor]

exactly

[vague aurora]

I never did lfg lool

Cars

[azure anchor]

but anyway, they need to fix GTA's memory leak issue, it shouldnt be maxing out my ram and freezing after I drive for a couple miles

[vague aurora]

Then tuning

Then sorting

[azure anchor]

they need to learn how to discard old useless information for newer information, like they do in every other game

still less than warzone 1

warzone 1: 3 tb

[vague aurora]

Lmao

[azure anchor]

yes

[vague aurora]

Yes

[azure anchor]

you needed 3 1 TB HDDs to store the game

jokes aside, it was still ridiculously big

200-250GB

https://youtu.be/YKvcBwm2gRY

@vague aurora

[vague aurora]

Ty

[dusky timber]

you are wrong

[fervent sleet]

chat is this real

[uneven seal]

175Gb

Is not 3TB 😂

[strong torrent]

dang

[proven condor]

wild

[gritty galleon]

I've seen 5 digits rank levels before but this takes the cake

[untold oar]

Where the kd

[gritty galleon]

their kd?

[untold oar]

Yes

Usually it's 2 billion

[gritty galleon]

oh i've seen a seen a few of those just not for ranks

[faint dew]

I have a 4090 and good

[misty ledge]

Caption

[strong torrent]

wtf, integer limit?

[azure anchor]

bros just on the grind

[faint dew]

Ye u didn know dat?

[strong torrent]

to get to the integer limit in gta online? no

the integer limit by itself? yes

[azure anchor]

anyone who spent more than 5 seconds on a PC would know what a integer limit is

so ofc he knows that

[faint dew]

Alr good

[faint dew]

2^31

[alpine carbon]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/153xx4r/i_love_doing_this/

[shadow scroll]

bravado hellfire gauntlet:

rockstar. please fix

[lethal birch]

Bruh

[pallid atlas]

Pics with @dark grove and @stuck abyss

[proven condor]

Nice pics

[misty ledge]

Cargo griefers taken care of

[azure anchor]

only in GTA moment

[gritty galleon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gy5vba2L3w

[dusky timber]

plot twist - rockstar were never hiding it

[shadow scroll]

nice

i hop on a oppressor mk01 and grief griefers

[shadow scroll]

some offroading. i love it especially when its raining :) also don't activate windows

[tacit ferry]

i never will >:)

[untold jasper]

🦅

[hybrid solstice]

Played through GTA 3 definitive edition and caught this gem of bullshit and luck

Dam I need level 5

[severe arch]

"um actually, console graphics are WAY BETTER than pc graphics"
Console:

idk what blud in voice chat talkin bout

[misty ledge]

Why did my message get deleted

[proven condor]

https://youtu.be/TncbJa_iJqM @heavy otter

legit game feature, not a glitch.

[heavy otter]

Yeah I checked it I guess I was wrong

But there used to be glitches to do that

[proven condor]

now you know though.

[proven condor]

there's some with the ls car meet, just not that way.

[severe arch]

i went afk in first person and come back to this dude staring at me directly

[proven condor]

Uhm

Nice lines

[severe arch]

those are uh

glitches

yes yes

[proven condor]

[lethal birch]

Totally them glitches

[azure anchor]

bro wtf

that looks worse than GTA on integrated intel graphics

💀

[lethal birch]

"um actually, console graphics are WAY BETTER than pc graphics"
nobody says this

[severe arch]

there were mfs in #gta-online saying that

[lethal birch]

who

bring him over here NOW

[severe arch]

i know one of them at the top of my head was AGENT, that premium user in this server

[vast shard]

Can someone help me find a car?

[buoyant ocean]

is that % cap per table

[keen gale]

I believe so. I didn't make this so don't wanna say for sure

[faint dew]

Coool

Someone that uses s

[faint dew]

I had a laptop w/ integrated graphics

It was a ryzen and had to sell it after 2 months

[untold oar]

To who

[faint dew]

This kid

Oh

U mean who i sold to or

[untold oar]

Yes

[night cloak]

V

[dusky timber]

top 100 gta five funny moments thumbnail in the making

[misty dirge]

bro is the one i draw since i was a kid.... till now

[torpid lava]

I've been experiencing an issue

Textures don't load at all it looks like lowest graphic preset

• I have a 3060 I don't know anymore

[torpid lava]

You also got that bug?

Did you fix it yet

[severe arch]

I intentionally had an option to go potato mode for that screenshot.

[wide cargo]

How to run faster GTA 5 Online
https://youtu.be/swxTOXgS-l8

[misty ledge]

No

[smoky perch]

How do i get the strap thing

[untold oar]

That's a really pixelated screenshot

[smoky perch]

How do i get it

[whole cape]

The speed

[untold oar]

I can barely see the speedometer from that HDR

It's almost not there

[whole cape]

It’s clear to me🗿

U must be blind

[smoky perch]

How do i get the strap he has on him

[whole cape]

Ok i just saw what it looks like with SDR, def clearer. But its not that big of an issue, id still rather have the better visuals

[dusky timber]

another form over function pleb

[whole cape]

[misty ledge]

Motion blur 💀

[whole cape]

Yeah. Makes the driving look smoother and fidelity mode more bearable

[dusky timber]

average console experience take

[whole cape]

[lethal musk]

if i wouldve gotten 50k more i wouldve gotten more than i did with pink diamond

[lilac kayak]

Ah yes Judgment Call

[proven condor]

gl

[tranquil knoll]

N O I C E

[orchid geyser]

says tail lights yet alters headlights too, rockstar moment

[misty ledge]

Indeed

[shadow scroll]

modder

[shadow scroll]

ooh someone knows brake boosting and also neither can i see the mph/kmh thing

and with most electric vehicles in gta online you can't brake boost at all since they're awd

[elfin arrow]

awd cars can brake boost

[dusky timber]

burnout boost*

[untold jasper]

if you’re on about the text going down i think they’re sticker glitches

[smoky perch]

No

The chest strap thing

[elfin arrow]

that's a parachute

[smoky perch]

How do i display it like that

[orchid geyser]

tryhard outfit cringe

[misty ledge]

🎉

[lethal musk]

how long cooldown is it until next time i can setup cayo again if i cancel it?

[elfin arrow]

none

[mental pagoda]

cringe

[mental pagoda]

equip a parachute

[misty ledge]

Why can't I find people wearing these kinds of outfits in my lobby

[mental pagoda]

modded outfit

[elfin arrow]

glitched outfit

[mental pagoda]

its a modded acc

[elfin arrow]

but those are all in-game assets

[mental pagoda]

i just like having 16 trillion dollars and everything unlocked

[elfin arrow]

this is a modded outfit

[mental pagoda]

pretty much the modding between xbox and pc

[elfin arrow]

what?

[mental pagoda]

pc modded outfits r different then console

[misty ledge]

Single player

[elfin arrow]

what about it

[hearty kiln]

@mental pagoda

[mental pagoda]

thats ur 10F

[hearty kiln]

that's from google widebody 10F

[proven condor]

[dusky timber]

2 minutes later: ⚰️

[proven condor]

nice

[untold jasper]

w tho skeleton jumper would be better or plain black

[buoyant delta]

Still slow as hell

[mental pagoda]

i cant change nth on it besides the shoes

[untold jasper]

sad

[whole cape]

Very interesting how I can see the speedometer just fine on my end. Discord moment

I was basically holding 180+ for several seconds

Heres the video with no effects, maybe you see the speedometer now even tho i could see it with the effects💀

[severe arch]

Is that an EUP thing or nah?
I might use that to replace cop NPCs cus the basic EUP ones look mid

[severe arch]

[dusky timber]

sub 1:30 ez

[whole cape]

Bike hopping?

[dusky timber]

no

that's slower actually

[whole cape]

I was hopping with it earlier and i was seemingly going faster at points. Maybe not tho. Sometimes it was making me slower

[shadow scroll]

no lol

istg the arcade in gta online is useless

like you barely get any money from it

[whole cape]

They can brake boost still, just some of them are harder to get. Rwd is easier for it I believe

[real basin]

Mobile terminal is the only good part of the arcade

Casino heist is good too but like cayo is better I would only use the casino heist for getting specific outfits

[dusky timber]

i hate when people call it "brake boost"

[whole cape]

Casino is pretty close in money still, so dont sleep on that

[dusky timber]

like u don't just press L2 and accelerate to warp speed

[whole cape]

Thats kinda literally what im doing tho lol

[fervent sleet]

the point is to do heist

[whole cape]

lol

[elfin arrow]

guess I've been imagining it all these years

[blazing ruin]

I think u're thinking about double clutch or mid drive or whatever the fuck u wanna call it

[blazing ruin]

U brake and get a speed boost tho

[whole cape]

Nah. Ive heard rwd is easier for brake boosting

[blazing ruin]

I've brake boosted a lot with the new car already

[whole cape]

[shadow scroll]

the new car is rwd

[blazing ruin]

Hmm

AWD can still brake boost

Only FWD can't brake boost

[wise star]

Wait there’s a new car let me hop on 😂😂

[blazing ruin]

Brake boosting on a corner best thing to get speed

[whole cape]

See I tested this against a wall and thought it was rwd but it seemed like some thought otherwise

[shadow scroll]

odd because when i tested it my rear tires were drifting

[blazing ruin]

RWD but lots of grip like the lm87

Except it's more stable

But I know the sultan is AWD and I've brake boosted with it a lot

It honestly brake boosts better than some RWD cars

[elfin arrow]

but awd cars can't brakeboost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dusky timber]

you boost by causing a car to do a burnout at speed

[blazing ruin]

Yeah and u do that when u brake

[dusky timber]

but calling it a brake boost implies that you can do it at any time by just pressing brake, which is not the case

[blazing ruin]

Wouldn't that be the same with burnout tho?

[dusky timber]

which you can't do at any time either, but the one time you can when not supposed to, it gives you a boost

like

on the you can go faster by holding the handbrake

you hold the handbrake - you go faster, that's it

same doesn't apply to the handbrake boost mid drive double clutch speed boost clutch slip and brake boost burnout boost

[blazing ruin]

But u don't do a burnout

[dusky timber]

you don't do a burnout by holding handbrake with a land vehicle either

[blazing ruin]

Why do u have to bring so many things up when it's that simple, you brake at the right time, u get boost. Everything has to be done at the right time

Short shifting has to be done at the right time, double clutch has to be done at the right time

Braking, accelerating, everything has to be done at the right time

[dusky timber]

should we call it right time boosting

[elfin arrow]

ok

[blazing ruin]

I'm gonna start recording myself brake boost, send it here and ping u while mentioning brake boosting

[elfin arrow]

awd cars can't brakeboost and it's all in your head

wow the bitrate is super ass

[blazing ruin]

Pc brake boosting is so satisfying

[shadow scroll]

no

console easier

[blazing ruin]

What

[dusky timber]

i think someone in the convo got mdsb and bb mixed up

[blazing ruin]

It's harder cuz of the lack of fps

[blazing ruin]

Mdsb?

[dusky timber]

everything can mdsb but the effect is stronger on rwd

and fwd can't bb (god bless)

[blazing ruin]

MD for mid drive?

[elfin arrow]

don't you mean bob

[blazing ruin]

What's sb

[elfin arrow]

burn out boost

[blazing ruin]

[dusky timber]

depends on whether you wanna press space one extra time

[blazing ruin]

Imagine brake boosting with a kanjo

Now that would be nice

[elfin arrow]

bob is cooler than bb

[blazing ruin]

You know how braking with ur engine works, right? Can u do that in gta?

I feel like I stop faster if I switch between the brakes and accelerator to make the car go down the gears

[wide cargo]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Y7MZcrX3iJk?feature=share

[worthy delta]

@fading notch https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8RXFFRh/

[fading notch]

yo i love omar

[worthy delta]

What car is it 💀

[worthy delta]

Do yk what car it is tho?

[blazing ruin]

Closest u can get is the kuruma

[fading notch]

mitsubishi

evo x

??

[blazing ruin]

That's not regular gta so it's not an actual car in the game

[worthy delta]

What is the car called in game

Oh bruh

[blazing ruin]

The kuruma is the closest thing u can get to it

[worthy delta]

Does the Kuruma have good control and speed?

[blazing ruin]

Huhhhhh

[worthy delta]

That made sense what 💀

@fading notch do you know if it has good speed and good control with turning and stuff?

[fading notch]

i think it's pre good

[blazing ruin]

It's AWD and the speed isn't bad for it's price. It's just that it can easily lose control or roll over

It is fun tho

The npc is the same thing but I'd say more stable and doesn't roll much

U can get one from the Benny's website

[worthy delta]

Awd?

[blazing ruin]

All wheel drive

All the wheels spin when u press the gas

[worthy delta]

Yeah ik but what is the car called

[blazing ruin]

Kuruma

[worthy delta]

Ohhh I’m stupid 💀

[blazing ruin]

Armored kuruma is the same but it's bulletproof

A lot less customization tho

And ofc window armor plates

[worthy delta]

What’s a better car that has doesnt loose control easily?

[blazing ruin]

For cheap, the npc sultan

U can find one in the Benny's website

[worthy delta]

Alr

[worthy delta]

Should I just keep virtue or buy the sultan

[blazing ruin]

Keep the virtue

Got it for free right?

[worthy delta]

Yeah

[blazing ruin]

It's electric with massive acceleration, just careful cuz it lacks a bit of grip

[worthy delta]

Ah alright, any way to upgrade that?

[blazing ruin]

Not really

Just be careful when driving

It's not that bad but u're gonna notice the back sliding out quite often

Especially when u floor it

[worthy delta]

Yeah ik also, what can I do for rp? I keep getting kicked out of cayo perico heist and it’s getting annoying because I’m a low level 😅

[blazing ruin]

The hotring races this week

[worthy delta]

Alr

[blazing ruin]

Having a customized hotring would be good but with the slipstream and catch-up, u should be able to do something with a stock one

It's 3x this week so u get a lot of RP with it

[worthy delta]

Am i able to do to solo and get the same amount of exp?

[blazing ruin]

No

The more ppl the more XP u get

U can do solo and just slowly grind it tho

[worthy delta]

Last question, does it matter what place I get in it?

[blazing ruin]

Yes

Better place u get more u get

And it's a big difference

[tulip sable]

this week is x3 right?

[blazing ruin]

Hotring, open wheel, street and pursuit, yes

[tulip sable]

nice nice

[smoky perch]

Then

[keen gale]

Race payouts are based on how you finish, how many people are in the race when it ends (they count if they dnf) and the distance of the race

I won $340k taking first in a 6 lap hotring with 22 people earlier. 8 min race. Still good money if you're not in the bottom few though

[dapper pine]

Fuck these races fr

[orchid geyser]

Lol

you gotta play dirty to win

[dapper pine]

Truth unfortunately

[blazing ruin]

That's only lap 3 of 7, u can easily catch up again

Best way to take a dirty racer out is by getting on their slipstream and turning away last second b4 hitting them so that lag will do it's thing and spin them out

Curb boosting all the way is better than going off line for a single boost

[dapper pine]

I didn't 💀 idk wym easily, there was nobody close enough to slip stream and everyone behind me started to ram me when they started to catch up

If you're gonna take someone out you wanna do it in the last lap or two, imo

To win you gotta be dirty, patient, and smart

[blazing ruin]

Did u curb boost?

[dapper pine]

yes

had no luck catching up

[blazing ruin]

Then u doing it wrong

Is ur car customized?

[dapper pine]

Customs were disabled

[blazing ruin]

How do u not catch-up while curb boosting?

[dapper pine]

Literally have no idea

I'm not bothering with hotring anymore anyway, it's kinda boring

[blazing ruin]

I've been spun out on the lap b4 last and still managed to catch up

[dapper pine]

I got unlucky ig idk

[blazing ruin]

I'm having fun with them tbh

[tulip sable]

you for sure had a heart atack when you almost fell haha

[blazing ruin]

Nah, just did a weird sound

[tulip sable]

ahha

[blazing ruin]

I'm skilled enough with 2 wheeled cars

[tulip sable]

controller?

[blazing ruin]

Yeah

[dapper pine]

K

[cinder tusk]

GTA v old gen

[elfin arrow]

I can't even tell what car that is

[cinder tusk]

Pegasus vacca

[dusky timber]

i get it, it's pegasus because it can fly

more like megasus tbh

[dense spruce]

he thought he could destroy the plane

[dusky timber]

average raijunk user

[dry sparrow]

Destroying him in a velum is insaneee 💀

[wise tangle]

Finnaly 500 levels…

[whole cape]

[wise tangle]

15k rp per 2+ mins

[zenith sparrow]

[wise tangle]

On yt lol

[misty ledge]

No reddit actually

[lilac kayak]

LMAIO

[mint oar]

damn I can't even send pictures in media

[lethal birch]

jet cannons sound weird?

[untold oar]

The armor they put for it allows for that nice move

[untold oar]

When did you last play

[lethal birch]

i play everyday

[mental pagoda]

mf has a star wars jet

[proven condor]

16.7T

[misty ledge]

Nice crew we have the same tag lol

[mental pagoda]

i joined the wrong crew i meant to join sinfullx

[mental pagoda]

what colors your bugatti

[misty ledge]

Yep that's the crew I am in

[mental pagoda]

ima check if im in

[misty ledge]

They accept everyone now days

[proven condor]

green

[wise tangle]

16t+

[mental pagoda]

what colors your bugatti?

[wise tangle]

Bronze

[mint oar]

nice picture

[tidal kraken]

Yes

[proven condor]

Nice choice

[wise tangle]

[lethal birch]

Jesus said nah

Bayblade

[mental pagoda]

tell sinsuru accept my inv

[proven condor]

aha HOW

game isn't gaming

thats so unfortunate

[torpid lava]

I found this at the cable car station in paleto, it was standing there PERFECTLY parked and it's not mine + I was all alone

Is this a new rare npc car or something?

[untold oar]

exotic exports vehicle

Check your map

[elfin arrow]

do they show up on the map if you don't own an auto shop

[torpid lava]

It was there without any symbol

And my map is still normal

Doesn't show me anything

I'm confused as hell

It's just like it would be a npc car

And yes I can drive it

[mint oar]

damn see if you can store it

[elfin arrow]

of course you cannot

or do anything else with it

[mint oar]

shame.. nice color

[mint oar]

gctf

[torpid lava]

This thing actually drives pretty nice

The Deveste Eight right?

[elfin arrow]

it would be less effort to just buy one

[mint oar]

yeah ghat's the deveste eight

[torpid lava]

I can't store it that's for sure now

But

Why would a Deveste Eight spawn like that

Without showing me any hints on the map

Like it would be a npc car

[untold oar]

Do you have an auto shop @torpid lava

[torpid lava]

Yes

I can't store it there

Won't show me anything

And I can't even modify it

[untold oar]

Are you in a public or private session

[torpid lava]

Public but then people started disappearing

And I was all alone

Offroading in paleto forest

Nobody was in Paleto

[untold oar]

Could be a modder or someone else's exotic export vehicle

Call sessanta and check the export vehicle list and see if the deveste eight is one

[torpid lava]

It's not a export vehicle according to a list I found

Bruh I was alone and went down Mount Chiliad, parked my Caracara and saw this thing PERFECTLY parked

And when I mean perfectly, I REALLY mean it

[elfin arrow]

it is an exotic export

[untold oar]

Need more FPS

[proven condor]

damn nice aha

[dapper pine]

Would have been funnier if it killed me ngl

[mint oar]

lmao wow

[zenith sparrow]

I was waiting for it you committed suicide

[torpid lava]

me when FlyLo FM

(never give me the aux)

[tulip sable]

Motomami radio is the best

[wide cargo]

This was broken

Fastest RP Glitch GTA 5 Online 2022 (Patched)
https://youtu.be/QZCtrvHqSnA

[mental pagoda]

didnt watch the video and i can already tell its the popstar glitch

[wise tangle]

Is patched

[wise tangle]

5:201…

[lethal birch]

Hi

[proven condor]

nice

[sleek lily]

Omg i’m level 5
I can finally send clips lmaoo

[mint oar]

ok

[sleek lily]

When the MIB hunted me on Cayo

[fathom karma]

What am.i looking for what's the inconsistency

[keen gale]

Why is that such a long vid? Lol

[sleek lily]

Men in suits shooting at me during the first prep mission
Followed me across the island in black cars shooting the whole time lol

[proven condor]

Oh damn aha never seen that happen before.

They really were gunning for you.

[fathom karma]

Hmmm

Yeah that's weird

Idk

They trigger as soon as you break the window

[sleek lily]

The second time here yea.
Earlier they showed up without anything happening.
I wonder if a modder sent em after me?
Is that possible?
I was in a public lobby.

[wide cargo]

In the title

[sleek lily]

2 minutes, really?
It adds context surrounding how and when they spawned.

[wide cargo]

Smart man 😂

[keen gale]

Too short of an attention span for it I guess. Watched 30 seconds of a normal scope

[fathom karma]

Maybe, could be. Definetly weird and not normal

[sleek lily]

Fair enough.
Short form media is king these days ig
Here’s a shorter version.

[sleek lily]

Yea, thats what i thought.
I first thought that maybe they made cayo harder again
through a new update to the heist.

But they didn’t fit in with the island
and when the cars were still chasing me
even when the guards hadn’t caught me
is when i knew this didn’t add up lol

Thanks for taking a look 👍🏼

[fallen venture]

@rocky vessel

[mint oar]

Japanese lowriders

[fallen venture]

Love the second pic. The tornado is my favourite in-game lowrider, then it's the peyote

[mint oar]

thanks

[fallen venture]

They clean asf

[mint oar]

that second picture tho

shit looks like it could be GTA

[fallen venture]

Feel like a decent carmeet could recreate this tbh

[mint oar]

true

joker mariachi tornado

[fallen venture]

Nicee! Do you still need the moc to mod this?

[mint oar]

no idea probably?

I don't think you can do much with it tho

[fallen venture]

Used to be the only way. Yeah you can respray and that was it

[mint oar]

it's like the speedo

[whole cape]

This shit was funny lol. Right in front of the randos at the exit

[lilac kayak]

what? since when are those guys there?

[sleek lily]

Since never apparently.
One time occurrence.
Scared the crap outta me 😂

[lilac kayak]

idek how those people got there

[sleek lily]

MIB Interference

[azure anchor]

POV: when you install gta

[orchid geyser]

DUDE WHAT!!!

I sent that in-game how tf is that violating community standards

[proven condor]

AHAHA

[azure anchor]

classic rockstar, banning players for talking about the game

when there is meth labs IN GAME

[proven condor]

not a good idea to be selling METH

METH is bad

[azure anchor]

even though its a gameplay feature 💀

goofy ass rockstar employees

[untold jasper]

i had a friend who said “dye your hair” and his account was perma banned

[proven condor]

R* really think they did something with stopping you from selling meth

[proven condor]

brooo

thats wild

[untold jasper]

xbox com bans be hitting different😮‍💨

[azure anchor]

i've said way worse and havent gotten banned

[proven condor]

[untold jasper]

maybe the people you’ve been texting aren’t petty enough to report🤫

[azure anchor]

im on PC

so idk if its different or not

for xbox people

[orchid geyser]

I can’t even use Xbox LFG

Fuck Rockstar

[azure anchor]

you should check out fallout new vegas

its a good game

completely different genre

but idc

[weak sparrow]

😂 😂

[whole cape]

💀

[azure anchor]

bro got the light skin stare

[weak sparrow]

how its going lmao

also im not used to seeing my character like this

had to remove all the tattoos and everything

[proven condor]

nice

[livid socket]

[tropic tusk]

meow

[misty ledge]

What happened between the previous picture and this picture

[sleek lily]

slay

[weak sparrow]

the first pic says it all

[sleek lily]

Captured before disaster

[dense spruce]

Gotta stay on this

[proven condor]

wth

since when did they start moving you sessions for getting gta+

that's stupid ngl

[dense spruce]

idk lol

I still get session error

so it’s annoying

[proven condor]

Yeahh

[proven condor]

Been alot more frequent for this DLC

[dense spruce]

i wonder if R* already working on it

[proven condor]

I hope so.

[whole cape]

Always

[proven condor]

Never experienced it.

Maybe because I've always gotten gta+ automatically and wasn't on gta at the time.

[azure anchor]

@wild jolt

[wild jolt]

Bro

[azure anchor]

Ain't lying g

It's the worst device that can run GTA 5

[wild jolt]

Idek

Like bruh

At that point why even play

[azure anchor]

Because the laptop has an SSD

And therefore the game doesn't freeze randomly

Like on my main PC

[jade wadi]

At this point, I think having a steam deck would benefit you more.

[azure anchor]

🤡

[severe hearth]

2 hours

[sleek briar]

What's your download speed? Like what you pay for with isp.

[untold jasper]

average freemode pilot:

[severe hearth]

i used neighbor wifi to download gta 5

[sleek lily]

not the crane 💀

[upper briar]

Don’t mind the female voice

[dense spruce]

Helpful tip

[dusky timber]

it would be more helpful if this tip was actually not false

[dense spruce]

Its exclusive

[dense spruce]

Oh its false??
is there a updated one?

[dusky timber]

and the panther statue ain't even black

check #archive-gta-faq

[dense spruce]

don’t think so bro

[severe hearth]

2 minutes left

yooo

[dense spruce]

Are you starting as new or ur coming back?

[severe hearth]

coming back

i didnt play after new years

its verify

[lethal birch]

chad

[faint dew]

Average dcs pilot is better

[faint dew]

“Its verify”

Ppl should know how to speak english

[severe hearth]

Who is chad ?

[lethal birch]

you

[severe hearth]

No

[lethal birch]

I cant even blame people when the majority of native speakers dont even know the difference between your and you're, between there, they're and their and cant spell should've correctly

[wise tangle]

[untold oar]

Ok look how old that is

[elfin arrow]

these are wrong

[faint dew]

@rain escarp

Aug 17 2022

[untold oar]

Too old

[faint dew]

…

[untold oar]

Now look at #archive-gta-faq

[faint dew]

???

Tf

When did that changec

Cuz i did it 2 weeks ago n i got 1 mil

[lethal birch]

Damnn

How do we modify it?

[faint dew]

Looks kinda shit ngl

[lethal birch]

Aure

[lethal birch]

if you want to get widebody benny

Is it better than the stock one?

idk how widebody looks so im sticking to this regular as I like it already

[west walrus]

Here’s a trash image of me and my virtue

[lethal birch]

I dont want to spend 500k, im on budjet lol

[lethal birch]

oh looks nice

but virtue is almost unplayable

[west walrus]

It’s so fast

looks nice with matte black

[dusky timber]

sad jellyfish emoji 💀

[lethal birch]

You can just reduce the speed and Balance the brake with speed

😂

[west walrus]

Why u gotta do me like that

[lethal birch]

Doesn't mean u have to have the best engine

When the control sucks

💀

[west walrus]

I wasted like a million

On Imani tech

[lethal birch]

good acceleration but useless if you can't control it

[west walrus]

and slick mines don’t even work for npcs

scam

Proximity mines better

[lethal birch]

honestly I like pariah more then virtue

it doesn't spin every second lol

[west walrus]

paragon R is nice

how much it can take is just sad

[lethal birch]

oh em geee yes

I got it free

[west walrus]

Yes

also got virtue free

from Dax missions

[lethal birch]

I bought it lol

[west walrus]

some car I wasted franklins money on

my guy wanted a smell

[lethal birch]

lol

Guys I think I shouldnt upgrade the engine on the 10F it's better as default

😂

Or should I?

no upgrade it

WhyM

The handling is so good

because it has good handling and down force

Down force?

Btw is widebody worth?

I like regular

Widebody ain't worth??

How is wide body tho

no performance upgrade

only looks

this is widebody @west walrussent me this image

[lethal birch]

Nothing changes?

[lethal birch]

This looks better tbh

I don't want to spend 500k to see how widebody looks lol

But it costs 500k

💀

Anyways I won't look at it dialy

Daily*

💀💀

lol

Btw

I'm not gonna upgrade stock one lmao

The default is better

Or is it better upgraded?

well

I like it with max upgrades

Uhh

Is the control and handling good with Max upgrade?

Cuz the brakes are..

And then u add so much acceleration

Idk if it is really good

[lethal birch]

yes

[west walrus]

safari was somewhat helpful with images

[lethal birch]

lol

[smoky agate]

something that my idle camera decided to peek

[shut sentinel]

Dipped her in the water a bit lol (Elevators were damaged which is why I hit that building before I thought to switch to VTOL)

Raiju

[orchid rose]

surprised you recovered that

[shut sentinel]

Honestly same, barely kept from having to make a claim lol

[orchid rose]

fr, i woulda blown up on the first hit

[shut sentinel]

I've been brushing up on my flying, used to play on PS3 and it was practically second nature to me back then

[orchid rose]

same, i started playing pc for a bit came back to console and my airborne manoeuvring was outta wack

[shut sentinel]

Can still outmanuever most average freemode pilots tho, anyways you tryna hop on?

[orchid rose]

shit i might in a bit jus finishing up a yt vid rn, i been grinding since i came back to console last week

[shut sentinel]

Ight imma DM you since we in media rn lmao

[dusky timber]

udosari in vc with 26 billion kinda sus

[misty ledge]

You're the MOD

[lethal birch]

DAMN

[dusky timber]

ok but when's the tractor coming

[proven condor]

impressive

[untold oar]

I'm not doing that without a macro

[austere fulcrum]

lazy river scramjet combo is crazy

[zenith sparrow]

Scramjets are so thirstyyy

Stormberg>>

[mental pagoda]

@lethal birch

[rocky vessel]

some mfer really turned on money loop for 1 month straight

[grim briar]

Why dont i have image perms

[proven condor]

You need to be level 5+ to send media.

You can check your rank progress by doing !rank or !level

[misty ledge]

Skill issue

[proven condor]

run him over with a car

[proven condor]

nice

[smoky perch]

First 1

[livid socket]

[proven condor]

newest background update

tezfunz2

[lethal birch]

why this player had crown icon?

[proven condor]

Freemode event, King of the castle.

[wide cargo]

Bullying a Griefer GTA 5 Online
https://youtube.com/shorts/7msExhguTWY?feature=share

[lethal birch]

oh thanks

he is in god mode lol

[proven condor]

of course..

[untold oar]

Omg

I thought the alert it was giving me when doing contracts was a visual bug

Good I only did like 5 and stopped

And they fixed account duping

Nice day

[lethal birch]

and they are weak asf and she don’t fly

[proven condor]

yessir!

[golden berry]

now we ban every single xbox players

[misty ledge]

NO

[wise tangle]

Real?

[gritty galleon]

the screenshot is, idk if the rank can be spoofed the same way modders spoofed their name in the past

[whole copper]

Goofy ahh stats

[proven condor]

15k deaths by explosion.

[whole copper]

She’s had a tough life

[proven condor]

ewo

[whole copper]

The money side of things is even worse

[proven condor]

I feel the 271 deaths by traffic

[whole copper]

Math isn’t adding up

[whole copper]

Always at the worst times

[proven condor]

oh

duped account

[whole copper]

Very much so yes

Friend gave me it so I’m not saying no

[gleaming spear]

Did the bro ragequit after this happened?

[shadow scroll]

deaths by traffic 69

[misty ledge]

Where do I check this?

[shadow scroll]

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/career/stats/gtaonline/general

[whole copper]

You just never die to traffic again

[misty ledge]

I guess that's mine

[shadow scroll]

yup

[misty ledge]

I have never played this game

[zenith sparrow]

I've the same problem

[golden berry]

That's not really a problem , just add xboxone between gtav and career to have the xbox one page of the stats

[gleaming spear]

[golden berry]

tea is bad , drink coffee

[proven condor]

coffee is bad , drink tea

[zenith sparrow]

This thing >>>>>

[proven condor]

ghost ping

[zenith sparrow]

Whats ghost ping?

Nvm i get it

[proven condor]

@sick quarry Appreciate if you wouldn't ghost ping me, thanks.

I got the notification.

[lethal birch]

how do I send stats

wtf

[zenith sparrow]

😂

[proven condor]

Images is level 5+

[lethal birch]

I wanna share too >:

bru

it would take me ages

[proven condor]

Nah it doesn't, first few levels are fast.

Check ur progress with !rank or !level

[shadow scroll]

business man

[proven condor]

nice

[vocal dagger]

dude identifies as a bomb at that point

[proven condor]

Definitely an ewo kid.

[zenith sparrow]

Yess

[elfin arrow]

are we doing this stats thing now

[shadow scroll]

yep

[proven condor]

I think so.

[shadow scroll]

i really love buying armour

and how the fuck did i spend almost 10 million on clothing

i hate how rockstar removed this drop money feature

[lethal birch]

i have 2.7k deaths by explosion without pvp experience

[shadow scroll]

[proven condor]

oh god

[merry widget]

Hey

You know what I heard?

[shadow scroll]

yes. deez nuts

[elfin arrow]

this one definitely isn't right

[merry widget]

Nah try again

[proven condor]

[shadow scroll]

59k in bounties. not 59k bounties

[merry widget]

Nevermind I can't send videos in this channel this sucks

[elfin arrow]

59k would be way too little

i have over 10k hours

[lethal birch]

i bought all the clothes this game had to offer

i didnt buy some for a few updates

[shadow scroll]

what are your stats for that lol

[lethal birch]

but its at 125mil

[shadow scroll]

WTF

best radio station. change my mind.

[elfin arrow]

i've spent 40 mil on clothes apparently

[lethal birch]

I have 11k with sniper

what about u guys

what yours fav weapon

[lethal birch]

mine isnt even relevant because my music is always muted

[lethal birch]

on players or any?

[lethal birch]

on players

200k in total

like for all my guns I think

I'll check

[shadow scroll]

griefer?

[lethal birch]

nah

I kill everyone

[proven condor]

7911

[proven condor]

with mk2 heavy sniper

[lethal birch]

i.. i have no idea, i have 3k player kills in total i think. But i have 30k kills on ap pistol with npc

damn ok

wtf

u speed run cayo?

[lethal birch]

30k is alot

[proven condor]

damnn

[shadow scroll]

suspicious amount right?

[lethal birch]

no, i just grind stuff

no

[proven condor]

nah

[shadow scroll]

why did i reply to that message? i didn't even press reply

[proven condor]

[lethal birch]

is it second character?

[shadow scroll]

yes

my first character has legit no money lol

[lethal birch]

do you keep all your money in cash?

[vocal dagger]

i got 233 on both heavy and heavy mk2 lol

[shadow scroll]

cash yeah

[shadow scroll]

nice

explosive mk2 ammo on the heavy sniper is way too op

[lethal birch]

I have 53 wins and 52 losses in DM

[shadow scroll]

it takes 3 shots to kill the raiju jet

[lethal birch]

pretty equal

[lethal birch]

mine is broken because of grinding arena wars for space docker lol

i wonder if I have more

ap kills

I used to do cayo alot too

[shadow scroll]

i have 2 ap kills

[lethal birch]

and always used the sniper

[shadow scroll]

and i speedran cayo perico once

it took me 39 minutes to complete it

[lethal birch]

my friend/me with alt acc died on purpose to lose a match to me

[vocal dagger]

well it fucks aircraft, so fucks ground targets too

[lethal birch]

so that i gain them arena points

[shadow scroll]

modded acc

[lethal birch]

oh shit my accuracy went up on sniper

[lethal birch]

no, i just explained how i did it

mk2 10k kills?

but 1936 headshots?

wait this is for old sniper

yep I have around 110740 kills