gta-media

[whole cape]

Nice tank bro, is that new

[rocky vessel]

mods

asi loader so the other player really sees nothing but a invisible car

[severe arch]

Nah custom DLC vehicle.
THey can see spoofed vehicles but it might be wierd.
Ie, attack helis with rotating gun like apache, players will see the NPC police heli spotlight

which is pretty hella dope tbh

also nobody is gonna stop me from adding props on vehicles

[rocky vessel]

It’s the femboys menu custom vehicle asi loader

[severe arch]

no, i use straight up Custom DLC's

[rocky vessel]

That’s what it’s called

[severe arch]

enable vehicle spoofing and other players see vehicle spoofing

[rocky vessel]

Didn’t know they added that lol cuz I got banned from their disc

[severe arch]

lmao i got unbanned after jinx stalked me

[rocky vessel]

Why he stalk u

[severe arch]

idk, i still dunno how he found my other acc

[rocky vessel]

The staff are weird in that server so it makes sense lol

[severe arch]

they pretty dope tho, although aero is sussy

[rocky vessel]

They are a word I Connot use in this disc but I can tell u in dms what they are lol

[severe arch]

lmao sure

[lethal birch]

rate my character

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/lerlPDbsS1E

Check out my try on rockstar editor yo

[untold jasper]

goofy ass helmet

[lethal birch]

excuse me?

[noble fulcrum]

Show the full body

[frosty shuttle]

bro

[lethal birch]

This

[sour barn]

HOW 🤣

[blazing ruin]

[untold oar]

Wait so did the mugger get his cash and then the jet

[blazing ruin]

Yes

I saw him running to get a new one and called the mugger at the perfect time

[untold oar]

And then he became police

According to the legend

[blazing ruin]

Best thing is that he tried to fly up and make the mugger fall but that only made him fall to his death and allow the mugger to fly away

[untold oar]

I wonder what that would've looked like on his POV

[blazing ruin]

"Get this shit off of me" as he flew up trying to shake the mugger off

I like how muggers avoid flying bikes but would just jump on a jet while it flies up and steal it

[upper fjord]

#gta-media message

[lethal birch]

send here

[serene lake]

it saiys i cant

[lethal birch]

send on dms

[orchid geyser]

It was right there on the wooden box and never stopped saying that

this game is glitchier on Xbox than Playstation idk about PC

[blazing ruin]

On pc u're stuck in a cage

[dense spruce]

@vagrant hedge

[vagrant hedge]

Its an arenawar

Not Halloween

[dense spruce]

its Cerberus ya dingus
its a mirror

[vagrant hedge]

??

Ya bingos

Idk

[dense spruce]

🤦🏼‍♂️

[blazing ruin]

?

You mean a copy of the Halloween cerberus?

[dense spruce]

@outer barn
Keeping it original like the Halloween Cerberus

[dense spruce]

Duhh

[blazing ruin]

[proven condor]

Nice aha

what happend to that car though

[sand cape]

yeah well

uhh

[proven condor]

lmao

[sand cape]

this is my current outfit

[agile oracle]

My characters hotter

[sand cape]

show me

[proven condor]

Nice outfit.

[agile oracle]

I can’t be bothered loading in 💦

[lethal birch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/925165725184831538/1122632567275925635/image.png

[proven condor]

nice

[surreal oracle]

thought I was looking at CSgo for a sec

😎

[sour wyvern]

Fuck material @tribal ravine

[lethal birch]

The Snipe Shots Are So Satisfying 😂😂

Bro everyone completed the introduction but never completed the game 💀

[upper python]

How do you even complete gta online

[lethal birch]

bro have you ever heard of story mode 💀💀💀

[elfin arrow]

4.6 is not ultra rare

[untold oar]

Anything below 5% counts as ultra rare I think

[elfin arrow]

that's so lame

elitist and masterminds are 0.01%

[untold oar]

0.02%

[elfin arrow]

that doesn't even exist on last gen does it

[untold oar]

What does

[elfin arrow]

that achievement

[untold oar]

It does

13%

New gen 3%

[elfin arrow]

o

[elfin arrow]

0.01 on last gen

what's % is career criminal on current gen

[elfin arrow]

weird

[untold oar]

Most people didn't bother to get story or upload their save files

[elfin arrow]

to live or die is 13% on last gen but only 3% on current gen
career criminal is 0.14% on last gen but 0.20% on current gen

[untold oar]

Most likely because the player ratio is lower

[surreal oracle]

Anyone remember these ? they should do the same for Armor, snacks and ammo where during a mission you can call a van to come to your location even if it costs more

[fickle ocean]

if this is new gen, completely understandable

i bought story mode, started it just for creator

[untold jasper]

https://youtube.com/shorts/lusLEHH5hp0?feature=share

[tacit ferry]

nice fit

[dusky timber]

cold take - the game was better when you were not able to move while aiming with a sniper

[shut sentinel]

I don't like using the orb but these kids were annoying and I couldn't pass up the free triple-kill lmao

[proven condor]

w

[heavy otter]

What is that resolution though?

[severe arch]

screenshot resolution

[hybrid elm]

how do u y'all play with random ppl in gta 5? 😭

[untold oar]

You don't on PC atleast not as easily

[hybrid elm]

oh

[sour barn]

dedication

[hybrid elm]

nvm I got it

[sour barn]

😫

[gilded karma]

Rip me

[gloomy vapor]

Impossible

[untold oar]

What is

[proven condor]

[viscid pelican]

What's this supposed to mean you re-uploaded for the fifth time.

[proven condor]

[sand pagoda]

didn't know GTA also simulated what it's like to sleep with your wife

me and my partner wanted to see if GTA characters could share a bed. this happens automatically, when one person rolls over the other rolls the other way

[half night]

Tf

I didn’t mod this

Randomly happened

Confused

No

Some dude was with me than left

Weird

I left because that was too much money. Would’ve been banned

Lol

Oh really?

[half night]

Interesting

[dusky timber]

u sure that negative 515 million is a lot of money?

[half night]

Lol

[viscid pelican]

Why did he not use rpg

[sour barn]

I just dont know man he cant pvp I guess 😅

[lean tulip]

just a scratch

[wooden garnet]

most civil gta player:

[lethal birch]

Here’s proof Steven Ogg, Trevor is the most peaceful man in the world. Dies tgis count as GTA media?

[fervent sleet]

bro got the dogs out

[minor nova]

JESUS CHrist

[lethal birch]

reeelaataaablweeeee

[lethal birch]

Bro is that a actual player?? 💀

[minor nova]

ye lol

i think hes a modder though

bcz i never seen that shirt anywhere before

[lethal birch]

It could be in a clothing store

I think I saw that chain

[minor nova]

i was tryna replicate smokey Nagata’s supra

[lethal birch]

Do i need to land

OH SHIT

YES I DO

AHHH

[shadow scroll]

rockstar skill issue

[shadow scroll]

i hate how heels are broken with most interactions. they get deformed like this

[shadow scroll]

our god is an awesome guardian :)

[quartz karma]

how do send a screenshot from gta here??

[shadow scroll]

you need to be like lvl 5 in the server

[quartz karma]

how do i tell wt lvl i am

[shadow scroll]

you'll get a role

[quartz karma]

ok thx for telling me

[shadow scroll]

np

[fallen perch]

if you chat more you will get the level role

[surreal oracle]

Yay or nay ? 🧐😆

[proven condor]

yay

on the outfit.

nay on Kanye

[untold oar]

The outfit sucks

1/10

[surreal oracle]

With you on that one

[surreal oracle]

Maybe suggestions?

Like what part?

[fervent sleet]

I love kanye

[proven condor]

[surreal oracle]

So does that mean 👍 or 👎 on the outfit ? 😂

[fervent sleet]

I fucking love kanye

[proven condor]

[fervent sleet]

you dont

u went from ps to pc?

u lost it m8 u can't transfer

yessir

yesss

it's kinda common sense..

I'm going to do nothing

because

my pronouns are kan/ye

too bad

[dusky timber]

it is what it is

[fervent sleet]

it can be

[azure anchor]

ima post a couple of cool screenshots in a few hours

[obsidian sparrow]

buy shark cards

[silver drum]

need one we can do any missons i have evrything unlocked (voice chat)

[rocky vessel]

best car in the game if u disagree u can go jump off a bridge (ingame of course)

[viscid pelican]

Modder

[rocky vessel]

its a actual car

[surreal oracle]

looks like its straight outta mtvs west coast cutoms lol

[viscid sphinx]

L looks

[rocky vessel]

this is why jerry is a S tier character and u assssss

[viscid sphinx]

Cap

I just play to grind

[rocky vessel]

this is why jerry is a S tier character again

[viscid sphinx]

I agree that car is L tier

[rocky vessel]

jerry would disagreee

u die to a small ahh mouse

[viscid sphinx]

It’s a script buddy

💀

[rocky vessel]

still died tho

[viscid sphinx]

Script tho I’m meant to die

[rocky vessel]

this mfer is your nightmare

[viscid sphinx]

I show empathy to that small ahh mouse

[rocky vessel]

nvm the old ahh jerry was a menace

[viscid sphinx]

Tom>>>

[rocky vessel]

nahhhhh

[lethal birch]

Some of you guys sayin that broke players suck 💀💀💀 explain this

[viscid sphinx]

That’s crazy bro. Good job ur so good but at the end of the day ur broke

[viscid sphinx]

Yahhhhhh

[lethal birch]

[rocky vessel]

jerrryyyyyy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[viscid sphinx]

Tommyyyyyyy>>>>>>>€>>>>>%

[rocky vessel]

capppppppppppppp

[viscid sphinx]

Noooooooooooooo

[rocky vessel]

yeeeee

[viscid sphinx]

Nooooo

[tacit ferry]

https://streamable.com/zsmc0v

[untold jasper]

rip in the chat for my boy diablo

[upbeat crane]

can you explain the mechanic for me please ?

[untold jasper]

good point

[tacit ferry]

what mechanic?

[sterile fox]

[cosmic mountain]

Guys Tell me

Im broke rn

Whats a good way for cadh

Cash

[untold oar]

#gta-questions

[sweet halo]

Gun van

[sweet halo]

Sad guy:

[sweet halo]

I hate that hack

[sour barn]

😂😂

[sweet halo]

Whats funny

[sour barn]

My old crew mate hated it too and spent about 40s on it then went nah then bro here went in and did it like this 🤣

[lethal birch]

Stay Mad Lzzzz 💀😂😂

[sweet halo]

Why would i be mad? Mk2 is known to be for sad people

Im not even close to being mad

[lethal birch]

Imagine being a PC 🤓 then trying to say something to a Console Pro Lol Your always using mods on PC we play the legit way within the boundaries Rockstar provides

Stay Mad

[lethal birch]

PC 🤓

[sweet halo]

I play legit tho? Idk how to use mod lol..

[lethal birch]

PC is literally the harshest place to play lol

You can’t say nothing 😂😂

[sweet halo]

Not really, its quite easy on pc, besides using mod on pc makes the game boring

[lethal birch]

Stay Mad about the MKII or get better at the game 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[lethal birch]

lol there’s no mod on PS5 so I guess your honesty with not using mods is questionable 😂😂

[sweet halo]

You sound quite young lol, talking like this.

[lethal birch]

Stay Mad Bozo Your Most Likely A Lvl 20 😂😂

[sweet halo]

What do you mean? You are talking about ps5

[sweet halo]

Im lvl 51 and i just started lol.

[lethal birch]

Your on PC clown 😂😂

[lethal birch]

🤡🤡

[sweet halo]

So what? What is exactly your problem here?

[lethal birch]

Your lucky you can hide on PC you wouldn’t survive in my session

😂😂

[sweet halo]

This is actually quite funny, seeing you pressed about a pc

[lethal birch]

So WhAT 🤓🤓

[lethal birch]

You probably on a 2010 Dell nothing to be pressed about

😂😂

[sweet halo]

I dont need to play in “your session” to have fun

[sweet halo]

2023 laptop but okay

[granite agate]

bru i started 2 days ago and was 29 but someone hacked my lobby making me 140

[lethal birch]

Why didn’t you just get PS5 💀?

[sweet halo]

Bruuuh

[sweet halo]

Because thats lowkey kinda gay, i dont need a ps5 to play gta

[lethal birch]

Exactly what I was talking about lol Rank Means Nothing On PC

💀😂😂

[sweet halo]

I dont care about ranks, i play the game for cars anyway.

[lethal birch]

Skill Issue

You have zero skill

I would obliterate you on ground

😂😂

[sweet halo]

Not really, you just grind the game for fun, i dont

[sweet halo]

Yea cuz u probably no life the game

[lethal birch]

Imagine Not Knowing How To Fight 😂😂

Stay Sad

Lzzzzzz Bozo

[sweet halo]

????

Your making no sense at all

[lethal birch]

Fact will remain a fact lol 😂
Stay Mad And Get Better !!

[sweet halo]

Get better i will but mad, never knew i was mad

[lethal birch]

You started it by saying “sad” 💀😂😂

[sweet halo]

Yeah, i find mk2 users sad

Thats my opinion

[lethal birch]

Your probably crap at the game and a noob you probably leave the session when attacked !!😂😂

Coward

[sweet halo]

Everyone their own opinion

[lethal birch]

Okay 🤡

[sweet halo]

Not really, i just continue with what am doing lol

[agile gorge]

Damn

[severe arch]

no way the premium user a MKII broomstick player

[sweet halo]

Fr

Touch grass

[uncut swallow]

mk2 sucks mk1 better

[tame basin]

Why use mk2 when u can actually have fun on the game and just not care about making everyone elses lives a living hell

[uncut swallow]

only thing mk2 has on mk1 is tracking (just hit ur shots) and flight

[severe arch]

i shoot down MKII users one time, and most of them dip from the session or TP to the facility

theres no skill in that

[uncut swallow]

orb moment

[tame basin]

Nah its the fact u need missle lock to even get kills brodie

[uncut swallow]

mk2 spam “L” in chat when i pull out imani tech

[tame basin]

Probably god modes when he's loosing

[severe arch]

dude earlier today, i shot down a MKII with a railgun, and he fucking DIPPED from the session IMMEDIATELY.

[tame basin]

Trynna save his kd

[uncut swallow]

aim assist moment

“Assisted Aim: Full”

[sweet halo]

[severe arch]

even on PS5, youll still get folded and leave when that MKII is vaporised

[sweet halo]

@severe arch @uncut swallow @hollow nexus W

[uncut swallow]

naw! he admit to using aim assist! needing lock on PLUS aim assist is horrendous

like

[severe arch]

One railgun is all I need.

[sweet halo]

While you on ps5: aim assist: FULL

[uncut swallow]

oh my good golly goodness you are so lucky this game has no crossplay

me and my garage of mark1’s would mess you up

thermal with full aim assist is kinda sad

like

[sweet halo]

Mk1 >>> mk2

[uncut swallow]

i just KNOW you hard scope

[severe arch]

thermal is ass
uses your god given eyes, this shit aint arma 3

[uncut swallow]

you gotta be a hard scoper

[severe arch]

dawg would not last a single day against a tryhard pilot fr

[tame basin]

Im gonna be humble and say the score at least is gonna be 15-1 in my favor

[uncut swallow]

blud left

[tame basin]

And thats without having touched the game for 3 years

[uncut swallow]

it’s ober

[severe arch]

once his MKII is shot out the sky, he gonna EWO like hes EMO

[uncut swallow]

minor spelling mistake

ok but think about this

ya pockets

are empty

you buy one mk2 and you on the street “spare change?”

[severe arch]

aint no way blud nerd emoji a dude for not playing the game for 3 years

this mans has gotta be bait

[tame basin]

Its fine tbh mesa

[uncut swallow]

meanwhile me, cool and can afford 3 mk1’s for the price of 1 mk2

[tame basin]

In the end i have a life outside video games lmao

[severe arch]

'if u aint playing gta, u got no game' mentality

[tame basin]

He probably sits on his ass all day and plays gta

[severe arch]

i bet the second his controller dies, he weeps like a NATO Medic inside an APC

[uncut swallow]

Me: Cool, skilled, MK1 User
Him: Boring, lame, unskilled, griefer MK2 user

[severe arch]

just raiju him

[tame basin]

Only notable achievement he has is somehow not being kicked out his parents house

[severe arch]

go up above him, sideswipe downwards, fire missiles till he gets deleted

[uncut swallow]

i, personally, have never seen someone mod on xbox

and you playing the GreatStation 5 paying 20$ for online

😛

how cool and quirky

[severe arch]

bankruptcy is calling his name

[uncut swallow]

i personally love paying a monthly premium to play the games ive already purchased with my own money

not your own money though

spend your allowance on some food

[severe arch]

mum be buyin da subcriptions for him frr

[uncut swallow]

eating ramen breakfast lunch and dinner

[severe arch]

probably shrimp ramen too

dude plays GTAV whith a bunch of minute ramen cups on the desk

[uncut swallow]

“Mum! My subscriptions failed! How am I gonna call internet fools clowns without any wifi you twat!”

[severe arch]

"mum da subcription went bai bai!"

[uncut swallow]

“Go work a job and get me some money!”

what

imitating a british person but we can pretend

like

didnt know people were that slow

dont even know your own stereotypes

[sweet halo]

No we worry about nonesense like you

[uncut swallow]

“mum”

💀

nobody ever has said the word “mum” in the us

[severe arch]

he deleted the emssage

das crazyyy

[uncut swallow]

blud is backtracking

story dont add up

“Atleast our schkewls”

[severe arch]

Deletes a message, contradicting the point immediately

[uncut swallow]

“Atleasht I can go outshide widout getting SHAWT”

LOOK

HE DID IT

[severe arch]

cops aint bad in cali dawg lmao wdym

[tame basin]

Idk if thats racist or stereotypical or both

[uncut swallow]

HE DID IT

HE DID THE “ATLEAST”

[orchid geyser]

*You’re

[uncut swallow]

oh my god he’s so predictable

[severe arch]

i mean i am black but ima let that slide

[uncut swallow]

i literally predicted it

HE DELETED IT

AH

HAHA

[tame basin]

Cant even use the right you're

[uncut swallow]

HAHHAHAHA HE DELETED IT

[severe arch]

LMAO HE FR DE:ETED IT

[sweet halo]

Arent there any admins in this server?

[severe arch]

AHHSHSDHFG'

[uncut swallow]

BRO IS SO LOST

[sweet halo]

If so ill get him banned

[tame basin]

Im hispanic we used to get called on the entire time

[uncut swallow]

NAH

COME BACK

bro changed the topic

so quick

mf the flash

[sweet halo]

And your fighting like a child ina. Discord server

[uncut swallow]

way he went back in time

[severe arch]

BLUD IS TRYNA COVER HIS TRACKS

[tame basin]

In the end im happy

Cause ik im not a sweaty 400 pound virgin playing gta everyday of my life. And im actually doing somethint with it

[uncut swallow]

Excuse me my good sir, but can I see this so called “List of best players?”

[sweet halo]

this kid

[severe arch]

blud is deleting messages like there aint no tomorrow lmaooo

[uncut swallow]

bro cant even say words anymore because anything he says will look stupid

[severe arch]

*you're

[uncut swallow]

💀

its over bro stop

[severe arch]

NAH HE DELETED THAT MESSAGE TOO

[uncut swallow]

save yourself

[tame basin]

This mf is so stupid we gotta start correcting him

[uncut swallow]

still waiting for that list btw

or maybe

[tame basin]

I didn't even know there was a list

[uncut swallow]

it doesnt exist

🤯

[severe arch]

even if it did, he aint on it

[tame basin]

Or maybe it does, he just isnt on it

[severe arch]

i bet a fucking cat can do better

[uncut swallow]

id be on there for most grindest grinder

[severe arch]

freemode sessions go hard

[uncut swallow]

you’re*

bro is not the thinker

[tame basin]

Tbh i feel like i would be there for most amount of money spent on purely modifying cars

[uncut swallow]

stop trying to sound profound

do you know what profound even means

go google it and come back

[severe arch]

he came back with grammar on

[uncut swallow]

did NOT google it and come back

but

we’ll gloss over that

[tame basin]

Bro downloaded todays sponsor Grammarly and somehow still cant use the right your

[uncut swallow]

on foenem

[severe arch]

bro SWEATS the second his MKII is blown up

his sweat is enough to generate waves for electricity production

[uncut swallow]

the imani tech vehicle in question

[knotty furnace]

i heard cookin

[severe arch]

no pc

[knotty furnace]

some1 give context

[uncut swallow]

@lethal birch

[feral galleon]

smells like console peasant in here

[knotty furnace]

DIMWIT LMAOOOOOO

[uncut swallow]

he is a mk2 griefer and the rest is explained itself

[knotty furnace]

BRO IM DEAD

[uncut swallow]

BRO

[sleek quest]

[uncut swallow]

delete button on speed dial lmfao

[severe arch]

The "!" is spaced out away from the "you".
Furthermor-
You can't just delete messages before i can even fuckin respond dawg.

[uncut swallow]

boo hoo
let me play a song for you on the worlds smallest violin

[tame basin]

Biggest clown on the planet goes to this man right here

[uncut swallow]

actually

@lethal birch

would you be down for a 1v1 right now?

[severe arch]

if someone super reacts him with a nerd emoji, it is JOEVER.

[knotty furnace]

oh shit stream this in vc

[uncut swallow]

i could go to my friends house and get on his ps5

[untold oar]

This is the biggest off topic in this channel maybe ever

[uncut swallow]

his mk2 vs my mk1

[knotty furnace]

bro is reading off a dictionary

[uncut swallow]

who would win

[severe arch]

LMAOOOO THE SUPER REACTION

[untold oar]

Ok list why xbox is bad

Give a solid reason

[severe arch]

All consoles suck tbh

[knotty furnace]

im a ps player and xbox is fine with me

[uncut swallow]

i just said i could get on my ps5 are you like blind or something

do you have selective hearing but for text

what

[tame basin]

Consoles are just fine, its this clown ass fucking idiot who plays on it

[severe arch]

I could materialize a fucking PS5 outta ebay with $15. his point?

[knotty furnace]

lmao true

[tame basin]

Uses a fucking flying missile locking motorcycle to inflate his ego

When he cant get out of bed

[sleek quest]

|GlobalClown|

[knotty furnace]

nah he dont play on playstation he plays on the motherfucking gay station

[tame basin]

With his 800 pound life fat ass mf

[uncut swallow]

i have a ps5 but i only play it for exclusives
but all i really need is a pistol to take out this goofy mfer

[tame basin]

I bet this bitches bed is on a suicide hotline right now

[knotty furnace]

I CANT MAN THIS IS FUCKING GOOD

[uncut swallow]

because i dont play gta on it

[severe arch]

Notice how he uses grammer in one statement, without a typing indicator
Then goes right back to the low class insults without grammar

[uncut swallow]

Boski360p

add up

[severe arch]

$4 mf uses ChatGPT too insult with grammar

[fervent sleet]

bro what

[knotty furnace]

bro inflates his ego with an mk2 and lack of skill just like he inflated his stomach with a cheeseburger and lack of exercise

[uncut swallow]

na pistol only

[tame basin]

Why snipers?

[uncut swallow]

i only have a pistol

[tame basin]

U a coward for going snipers only

Theres other guns in the game use them lmao

[uncut swallow]

i only have a pistol zawg i dont play on playstation

[tame basin]

Thats why ik he is ass

Uses only weapons he knows how to use

[fervent sleet]

@celest needle

[uncut swallow]

so you saying that you gonna use weapons i dont have?t

take a fair fight bozo

or cant you

[fervent sleet]

@celest needle It's kicking off

[tame basin]

He cant

[uncut swallow]

case and point
didn’t even need to get on the game

😛

i already proved my point

isnt the series X more than the ps5

be fr

[tame basin]

Wait till crossplay hits ima whoop his ass with every gun possible

[uncut swallow]

WAIT

WAIT

WAIT

@severe arch

@severe arch bro please

[severe arch]

yo wassup

[tame basin]

I dont need a PC to beat u lmao

[subtle quiver]

Think about it like this:
Everyone knows how to use snipers.It's the most popular weapon for ground combat.
However,if you truly are as skilled as you say you are,you should be able to win a fight with just a pistol.
refusing the challenge reveals your cowadice,and does not provide a showcase of your alleged proficiency.

[knotty furnace]

we all would

[untold oar]

<@&337442104026595329> biggest off topic

[uncut swallow]

bro was just talking about someone calling him a brokie AND LOOK HOW HE’S COME FULL CIRCLE

[knotty furnace]

im gonna run cayos to buy an orb just yo obliterate this mf

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch @uncut swallow can we take this elsewhere

this is a media channel

[uncut swallow]

um

[severe arch]

#gta-online since its about GTA online tbhh

[lethal birch]

DMs would be best

[uncut swallow]

we can go to #community ?

[lethal birch]

thanks

[uncut swallow]

no but we are having a very heated server argument

[severe arch]

awh man

[uncut swallow]

we must stay in the server!

[orchid geyser]

when the topic @untold oar

[lethal birch]

And drama isnt allowed in this server

[sleek quest]

Bruh

[lethal birch]

No thanks

[uncut swallow]

:(((

[severe arch]

im boutta whip out a modded image of GTAV Online rq

[uncut swallow]

ismore than 10 arguing tho

not even arguing more than just roasting dude

[uncut swallow]

but it you truly wish to continue then add up

[severe arch]

slide me in frrr

[uncut swallow]

kinda real

i would leave too

[lethal birch]

@uncut swallow @pale eagle @hollow nexus you're still going after I asked for it to stop

[uncut swallow]

mb

i will stop 🤗🤗

[orchid geyser]

good stuff

[keen gale]

This was much easier than I thought it'd be

[untold oar]

Man you do such a good job

[untold oar]

Armored Truck

[hollow nexus]

What vest is this and how do I get it?

[dawn shuttle]

Buy a sharkcard

[hollow nexus]

I gotta get a shark card to get that vest?

[lean tulip]

fun.

[fervent sleet]

no

[fervent sleet]

it's glitched

there r glitches on YouTube search around

[hollow nexus]

I dm you

[lethal birch]

I just want to do this so I can get 400k 💀💀 I’m broke asf

wow I wait 20 minutes for people to join my setup now one of them loses the internet 💀

[lethal birch]

2nd try, I get 3 others to join but one other guy leaves, extremely rude 💀

Rockstar is goofy they are making me wait for 3 others to join them they say “not enough players to start this mission” bro I am almost done with setup 💀

[golden berry]

Have you tried posting in the lfg channels ?

[fickle ocean]

Vest from one of the ceo outfits, obtainable by using outfit glitches

[sweet halo]

yo guys

how do i make a compromising photo of the bank manager

when they are hugging and i make the picture it wont work :/

[lethal birch]

complicated

people who join these heists need to learn patience because people actually play gta

dude I just failed and we could restart but this guy ragequitted

[proven condor]

nah, #gta-questions would be the place.

[woven nebula]

fuckkk that’s annoying af bro

[lethal birch]

and bro it was him who made us fail 💀💀💀

[woven nebula]

i’m with this guy @lethal birch people love to join and dip as soon as it fails

exactly mannn

then they get all mad and rage quit too

[lethal birch]

yeah 💀💀💀

it’s the final setup too bro 💀💀

[woven nebula]

you’re done the EMP?

[lilac kayak]

try in #ps4｜old-heist-lfg or #ps4｜other-lfg (or Idk if there are PS5 channels), to see if someone wants to join you

[fallen venture]

I'm open to feedback on my drilling for the fleeca job. Any suggestions for improvement welcome

[ashen tapir]

thats about the best itll let you drill

[fallen venture]

I mean like, is it similar to the glass cutter for primary on the cayo heist for example or nah?

[ashen tapir]

Yes, you drill until its about to overheat.

[dusky timber]

fully hold r2 the whole time and move the left stick slowly

[ashen tapir]

either works as they dont heat up the drill

[dusky timber]

it's much more efficient when u drill at full speed but don't apply too much pressure

[fallen venture]

The drill is always red though even when i don't push the left stick and it's not making contact

[ashen tapir]

yeah u cant move the left stick all the way up otherwise it bounces

[ashen tapir]

do you give it time to cool down

[dusky timber]

as i said u gotta be very careful with the left stick

but u always bottom out r2

[ashen tapir]

you can tell if you putting too much pressure on your left stick if the drill tip bounces

[dusky timber]

https://youtu.be/QxTHpcxA6QQ

[fallen venture]

Video sus. Dude went from front of the bank to passenger seat of car, likely a cut video.
Still impressive

[dusky timber]

it's legit

actually a strat discovered by me in 2015

[fallen venture]

3:19 yeah he just teleported into the car it's sus

[dusky timber]

not sus

[fervent sleet]

not sus to be honest

when the game has no way to get into a car it tps u in

[fallen venture]

Okay if you believe teleporting in GTA is legit then I don't have much else to say 👍

[fervent sleet]

it's happened quite a few times in freemode

[fervent sleet]

I've played since 2014 and it happens when there is physically no way to open the doors 😂

[dusky timber]

ok glad we got it sorted out

[fervent sleet]

@dusky timber ur clearly a modder

[dusky timber]

no u

[fervent sleet]

if u found out that "strategy" aka mod menu!@!

[proven condor]

[dusky timber]

[fervent sleet]

bro that emoji is funny asfuck

I love it

[lethal birch]

How do I fix this 💀

[fervent sleet]

fix what

[lethal birch]

don’t you see the brightness bro

and

it’s my my screen

hdr is messed up and shit

[fervent sleet]

idk then

[dusky timber]

goofy hdr as usual

[fervent sleet]

#gta-tech-support

[lethal birch]

Alright them

then

[rustic crown]

i did it ! finally. KIFFLOM !

[long flare]

Hi I am new here people.

[proven condor]

KIFFLOM!

[shut sentinel]

Just a normal highway ride in Los Santos

[long flare]

hallucinating

[opaque zenith]

wtf 💀

[whole cape]

Holy 15 fps

[lethal birch]

cool outfit

[opaque zenith]

Thanks bro
We all love mw2 2009 Ghost

[shut sentinel]

Was cutting up on the highway with some randoms and it started struggling hard lol

[whole cape]

On series x usually the worst moments are like mid to high 40 fps. Its mostly 50-60 tho. Its funny how the outskirts of the city and outside of it are basically a smooth 60

[whole cape]

Cruisin’ on bikes with a npc

[untold oar]

In arena war if you explode in 5 certain maps the game will be 3fps

Maybe the lowest you can get Series X to go but it does go back to normal

[whole cape]

U are on the series s tho. Its prob a bit better for the x

[untold oar]

The guy I was doing it with said the same on X

Maybe not the exact same fps but it was pretty low

[whole cape]

Yea im sure visually they both wont be pleasant with a bunch of fire and smoke effects

[untold oar]

Yep

They aren't optimized all that much

[whole cape]

U have to rly stress the games effects intentionally to drop it bad, or do the things that will drop it. A bunch of cops also hammers the fps💀

[orchid geyser]

Yeah me and Comfy’s framerate took a nose dive when we blew each other up

[whole cape]

[sour wyvern]

How tryhards try to be attractive

[untold jasper]

if you play enhanced it does aids asf tbh lol

[whole cape]

Even at the worst drops ur like double the xbones fps still💀

[shut sentinel]

Vigero ZX

[lethal birch]

why underglow

[abstract cipher]

Goofy Camaro

[charred kiln]

take the underglow off and change the color

dark purple/blue and green not cutting it

[dense spruce]

Goofy ahh mf

@outer barn

[outer barn]

You took the L

Imagine getting your cargo destroyed

[dense spruce]

I got hit by my own rotor
He didn’t kill me

[outer barn]

I’m just playing tho

Gg ig 👍

[blazing ruin]

"Better not see you around me"
"Ur 2 kills came from long range"
He got a point there

[dense spruce]

he tried to kill me using a jet
I was standing still??

How ??

Brain. Not. Braining

[blazing ruin]

He still got your cargo

How did u kill him btw

Actual sniper kill or explosive sniper

[dense spruce]

Used a lmg out of jet
Used regular ammo heavy sniper mk2 with thermal

[blazing ruin]

Lmg out of jet?

What does that mean

Btw "Say hi to tik tok" sounds like those bikers that freak out when someone gets in their lane with plenty of room and they proceed to break their mirrors and yell at them at the stop light

[dense spruce]

It means i killed him using a LMG 🙄 while he was using a jet

Or do you not understand what LMG means

[dense spruce]

I am a tiktok gta content maker
well im growing small rn
9.8k followers

[blazing ruin]

You said lmg out of jet and that u use mk2 sniper with thermal. I was confused about the lmg out of jet cuz normally u don't kill someone on a jet using a lmg

🙄

[dense spruce]

well i did

[dusky timber]

turning it into a WMG

[untold oar]

Do you have a speedrun profile

[dusky timber]

no

[untold oar]

Do you have any speedruns

[dusky timber]

no

[blazing ruin]

Why, you thinking of speed running? Doesn't sound like a good idea on Xbox

[untold oar]

I'm not thinking of it

[blazing ruin]

By the time u find teammates to speed run with, the world record had already been broken 10 times

[fallen venture]

Rate or roast my online character

[sour barn]

6

[fallen venture]

I don't remember

[untold oar]

Nice screenshots

[whole cape]

Thx

Comfy u dont play with HDR on gta, do u

[untold oar]

No

My TV doesn't support it

Well it does but it's fake and the Xbox doesn't recognize it

[whole cape]

Oh okay

Since xbox doesn’t support HDR thru captures, I tried kinda emulating it with some contrast and brightness

[lethal birch]

FOV is a little too high

but good screenshots

[lethal birch]

I put a whole Stretch inside ammunation

[whole cape]

Some of them i just leave on default fov but sometimes its nice to use it to get a wider view of more things

Thx tho

[shadow scroll]

don't buy this piece of shit

[shadow scroll]

is that a custom discord theme?

[shadow scroll]

lol

[golden berry]

It's nice from rockstar to still update the game on ps3 in 2023

[shadow scroll]

wait that's the new ui and a custom theme. is that a modded client?

[shadow scroll]

lol... i disabled shadows if anyone wants my video config sure i'll post it here

useful for pvp since you can shoot through props in the distance because they are a LOD and not actually rendered

[dusky timber]

too slow, already bought it

[shadow scroll]

its really slow

for 2 fucking million

[dusky timber]

as jimmy said 10 years ago

money isn't an issue

[tribal ravine]

what bout this

[shadow scroll]

that is 2 million?

jesus

[tribal ravine]

yea

[dawn shuttle]

“It’s my first time”

[rough heath]

Wow, I didn't know that the GTA Online ballistic equipment costs 500,000 Mexican pesos

[wicked frost]

errrrrr oops

[lethal birch]

How about 2 Stretches?

[dawn shuttle]

Damn

[lethal birch]

the second one was forced in by vigilante boost

[edgy anchor]

"9-1-1 what's your emergency"
"Someone pushed a stretch limo through my front door and it's stuck"
"What?"

[shut sentinel]

It's midnight blue, and that's subjective

[torpid ruin]

How do I spend money

On this scale

[misty ledge]

I don't understand.

[dense spruce]

Thats the Xbox app

[shadow scroll]

tf it looks like discord

[dry sparrow]

@vast shard

[vast shard]

wha is that

ty

[dry sparrow]

I don't get it

[wooden garnet]

gun van
gun van

[zinc thunder]

[misty ledge]

#gta-daily-stuff

[dry sparrow]

Bro said he couldn't figure out what part of the map it was

Even after I told him it's near the casino

So I had to give him a wider view

[misty ledge]

How can a person that is so lost be able to buy something from gun van

[rough sierra]

Bruh got sniped

[sour wyvern]

Mk2?

[rough sierra]

Wym?

[dry sparrow]

[proven condor]

Nice

[misty ledge]

Indeed

[rough sierra]

How do I check this

[sour wyvern]

Social club

[misty ledge]

^

[lethal birch]

where did you pick up so much money lol

[rough sierra]

Where at

[lethal birch]

even overtime max ive seen is like 5 mil

[lethal birch]

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps5/career/overview/gtaonline for ps5

it should bring you to your stats if you logged in the website

[rough sierra]

Im ps4

[lethal birch]

then replace ps5 in the link with ps4

you just have the playstation 5 role

[misty ledge]

Google click on ur profile and stats and for GTA

[proven condor]

nice

[rough sierra]

Ass

[lethal birch]

its good

better than any modded account

[proven condor]

[lethal birch]

its not sarcasm

[shut sentinel]

L griefer bozo

[dense spruce]

They all cry lol

[rare yacht]

why is it so hard to join a lobby

bro i literally cant fucking join it keeps giving me that screen

rockstar fix ur damn game

welp guess i cant play in public lobbies

[opaque zenith]

They all shy in real life 💀

E daters be like

Dating someone 5000 miles away

[blazing ruin]

I don't even try to join public lobbies

[opaque zenith]

Why

[blazing ruin]

I've had that for months now

It loads forever then gives an error and takes me back to story mode

Non public sessions are fine

[rare yacht]

yea

everything put public is fine for me

but invite only is boring unless im making money :')

[blazing ruin]

Yeah fair

Have u tried joining public sessions after joining an invite only session

[rare yacht]

i tried and it still didnt work

but i did try once compared to the 6 or so times directly trying to join public

[peak cobalt]

Im confused

Why!

Why?

[elfin hill]

My outfit more sexy

[dapper pine]

Clean tbh

[peak cobalt]

Aye like this one

Would've wanted to go a few sniper 1v1s with ya if you were on pc

[elfin hill]

Literally spent all day on it. I’m just glad it’s my own creation not one I looked up

Later I’m going to try to make cooler ones

[elfin hill]

Yeah sadly. I got a pc but my acc is on ps5.

Railgun> Mk2

[sour barn]

Nice

[wooden delta]

I cannot post screenshots?

[shadow scroll]

what the fuck? someone modded my unlocks

[shadow scroll]

rockstar moment. had taht issue today so i had to go into a closed friend

btw did u guys know that solo sessions aren't actually removed? there were a lot more sessions which you can join by hacking the game memory temporarily and you can also make a temporary offline online character

[obsidian sparrow]

average pc experience

i think if you contact support they can revert it

[shadow scroll]

NOPE

when someone modded my money i asked support and they banned my account for 1 month

[elfin arrow]

lmao

[lethal birch]

best fit ever nobody can compare

worst photo ever

[mild reef]

can anyone explain

cant post pics

damn it

[fickle ocean]

because you aren’t level 5 in the server

[obsidian sparrow]

bruh

[sour barn]

I prefer the quad lens personally

[lethal birch]

ok

[shadow scroll]

cockstar nerfed the hangar cargo

i mean i have 50 million in my pocket so no worries :)

all cuz of the hangar cargo because i was grinding the shit out of it

[blazing ruin]

@dusky timber

[dusky timber]

lmao

[fickle ocean]

looks like they nerfed your graphics as well

[dusky timber]

nah they nerfed just the graphics

[whole cape]

[obsidian sparrow]

this looks awful wtf

[edgy anchor]

I didn't know GTA could look that bad damn

[shadow scroll]

ask rockstar to fix msaa

none of the presets do anything

familiar?

[fervent sleet]

what the heck is this

[shadow scroll]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fervent sleet]

bro is playing on a 1050

[shadow scroll]

rx 570 paired with even worse stuff

ayy i won a jackpot

[lethal birch]

the best outfit ever

[fervent sleet]

idk bout that chief

[lethal birch]

its tactical gta sweat outfit y2k emo

[lethal birch]

johnyr

[south creek]

Who got the Cayo perico

[proven condor]

Use the LFG channels.

[cyan crag]

Theres gta on ps2?

[shadow scroll]

omfg stop complaining about the game graphics my pc is shit

please

[cyan crag]

[vast shard]

can some 1 help me make this fit?

why cant i send

[proven condor]

Need to be level 5+ to send media

[vast shard]

oh

can u send it

[proven condor]

sure

[vast shard]

I SENT

in

dms

[proven condor]

From: @vast shard

[vast shard]

help me make pls

[proven condor]

I ain't any good with outfits.

[vast shard]

i just need to know what category

@proven condor

[proven condor]

no idea

[vast shard]

what abt the hat

[proven condor]

fr man I got no idea, asking the wrong person.

[vast shard]

k

[fervent sleet]

gorka top

with a gltiched vest on top

pants i think? are cargos

as cant see feet

the hat is idk where

but in caps forward

gray urban ski goggles

and then mask from mask shop

[vast shard]

ok

ty

[dense spruce]

[vast shard]

Where do i find themn

what category

[fervent sleet]

its a glitched outfit

[vast shard]

wym

[fervent sleet]

the gorka top comes in outfits section and u cant remove the pants

v

like this

[vast shard]

oh

man

can u send me some cool fits?

[dense spruce]

Brodie became the The Gas troops from Germany

[fervent sleet]

im not on my xbox rn

[vast shard]

ok

[proven condor]

dudes videos are such fun to watch

[finite light]

@dense spruce ?

[lethal birch]

I’m broke

[haughty nexus]

how good was it?

[fallow geyser]

ngl, i would really like to copy those Outfits IRL

[lethal birch]

that chad jawline

[untold oar]

Impressive that you managed to do it with that FPS

[fickle ocean]

@lethal birch

Not sure if this is pre or post cayo nerf to be honest lol but it should help

Skip to like 1:04

[lethal birch]

alr tysm

[untold oar]

Ok give duo route

[fickle ocean]

I didn’t make it

[paper sage]

howd that get to 2m though with one bag of gold?

with primary i didnt expect it to be that much

oh prob cuz of panther

[sour barn]

Not bad at all

[mystic sleet]

You look like a Mexican immigrant somehow found their way into an armored force

[lethal birch]

no not

im actually a fine rich gentleman who plays high limit at the casino

im a vigilante

[mystic sleet]

Based honestly

Let me find a picture of my lovely outfit

[lethal birch]

murdering tryhards with rednames

not even for validation in the community

[mystic sleet]

I can't find it but I'm just wearing a tuxedo with a paperbag on my hwad

[lethal birch]

ok

[lethal birch]

how'd you get over the borders?

[lethal birch]

im a patriot

i fly a thruster daily

i use it to reposition for sniping

[mystic sleet]

Did you use it to fly over the border aswell

[untold oar]

Meanwhile the NPCs on the roof terrace

[untold jasper]

ugly ahh character

[graceful rock]

Thank you, @oblique siren and @raven mango, for this amazing experience. Apart from ladders and routers

[raven mango]

Finally I have all 3 😭

[sharp bluff]

Holy Moly. I don't wanna know how many controllers died heroically whilst doing this.

[rustic beacon]

Lucky mf I’ve been trying to form a heist group but good looks 🤌🤌🤌👍👍👍👍

[graceful rock]

Good luck! That's generally the hardest part, ya know...

[rustic beacon]

Yup hardest part is finding someone committed

[shadow scroll]

rusija drzava

this thing is op asf

it can 2 shot the p996 lazer

she do be floatin.

i have never heard this in game but i did hear the 30 sec version in a race

[dry sparrow]

Gotta love this game fr

It got stuck on the wall sideways 💀

[dusky timber]

[misty ledge]

Trevor before going into the criminal world.

[untold jasper]

did i just hear a gta missile lock on sound in a deodorant advert?

[misty ledge]

Yep clearly they are thinking right

[smoky agate]

anyone up for a trip?

[proven condor]

In that thing? yessir.

where we going

[smoky agate]

im so getting fired 😔

[proven condor]

BRO HOW

hey atleast we at the hospital

efficient

[smoky agate]

yee

[proven condor]

can you try backing up?

don't give up

[smoky agate]

it already too damaged as it is 😭