gta-media

[dusky stone]

oh and the crosshair turn from complex MG to simple rpg

[lethal birch]

Me n who

[golden berry]

Welcome to a bad public session

[smoky agate]

mirror selfie 😘 🫰

[wise tangle]

Magic

[untold jasper]

more interested in the selfie on the right 😉

[smoky agate]

I thought I'm the hot one 😔

This is in a police station 💀

[strong torrent]

wow nice

[craggy tundra]

Neat

[wise tangle]

I have 190m+

[elfin arrow]

not very neat

[craggy tundra]

I see

[dusky timber]

this is cringe

[lime orchid]

or is it

[dusky timber]

in fact, yes, requiring to be based is cringe. being based is a lifestyle and you can't just become based overnight.

everyone is cringe before they are based

[lime orchid]

That is so based

[lethal birch]

Miss the P996 Lazer 😢🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ it was literally the best in everything before the nerf

[lime orchid]

Just cluelessly aim anywhere and get kills which means nothing

No, that's not me, because gta pvp is too cringe overall

There are better things to do in gta other than pvp

[lime orchid]

Long past done with the grind

[violet inlet]

Claude outfit unlocked

[lethal birch]

You wouldn’t stand a chance with a PVP with me kid

😂😂

[lime orchid]

Oh, I am sure someone this mature would destroy me. Yeah. Totally terrified.

[knotty furnace]

spawn did not worked

[snow heath]

How the fuck does PvP in this game even work?

[knotty furnace]

true

[knotty furnace]

you hold a gun and shoot another player

[snow heath]

So you just ambush people lol?

How is it a flex to kill someone then? It's literally just pulling out a gun

[lime orchid]

Welcome to gta pvp

[snow heath]

Well ah64d I mean killing someone isn't a flex

Like this guy saying he won't stand a chance against him

[lime orchid]

Its just typical gta pvper behavior, dont worry about it

[snow heath]

And GTA online still won't work for new players

[zenith sparrow]

My bad i didn't knew

[lethal birch]

PC issues it’s more like a modded server every time come to console !

[lethal birch]

Bro’s English : 💀

[zenith sparrow]

Whats wrong with it

[lethal birch]

How does it feel aren’t you always worried ??

[lethal birch]

“I didn’t knew” 💀💀 its “ I didn’t know !!! Come on !!!💀😂😂

[zenith sparrow]

Hmm

[lethal birch]

Do you ever consider coming to PS5 ?!

[zenith sparrow]

Ty

[lethal birch]

No worries mate just a simple error nobody is perfect !

$56K

?

PS5 is only about $650

Definitely that’s why I was asking which currency indirectly

But sincerely don’t you sometimes feel unsafe on PC due to the people that kick people out of the server ??! I’ve heard of the stories but am unsure of much but I’m sure there’s modders no lie

[frail vale]

The randomly spawning payphone hits can spawn faster than the new 40min cooldown lol.

[lethal birch]

How’s your experience there ?!

[frail vale]

I wonder if they just straight up forgot to change the randomly spawning cooldown

[lethal birch]

Which model is it ? Are you more comfortable on it ? Do you have mod menu ?
Been on Console all time just wondering how things actually are

[frail vale]

What kind of laptop you buying that can even remotely try to run GTAV?

[lethal birch]

Sounds About Great !

[zenith sparrow]

Today i knew you can stream your xbox on laptop

[lethal birch]

Honestly that’s nice I’m not a PC person but that sounds great !

[zenith sparrow]

No matter if you don't have TV or monitor

Yeah

But in laptop through Xbox Companion app

[frail vale]

I guess that makes sense because it was on xbox 360/ps3, I'm guessing it was a laptop designed for gaming? Because my laptop can barely run minecraft lol.

[lethal birch]

Regarding your PC, which monitor is in use? I apologize for the plethora of queries; my expertise is limited to a MacBook Pro M2, a PS5, and other Apple gear. I've heard commendations for PC gaming – could you elaborate on frame rates and any online latency experiences? Also, which controller do you prefer?

[frail vale]

Mine was from around 2018 lol.

[lethal birch]

Ever thought of having a console too ? Since consoles are cheaper

How often do you meet modders ?

Not only cheaper but no modders

Nice I’d be terrified to even meet 1

I wonder how they get away with it

You have a point there

I also heard some mod menus that are safe and closely untraceable go for up to $400+

Don’t know how true it is

That’s great thought rockstar sometimes doesn’t really care for us for sure 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

Was there any update for PC version or it remained the same ? I also heard that the graphics are a little better there and can be adjusted by player !

Is GTA your favorite ?

😂😂

Well I guess because it’s PC it’s much easier it has a good side and a downside

Because you can literally get a menu and decide you’ll never face people for a fair fight 😂

But the bad side is when your in a session and a modder destroys your cargo

I guess in 2030 there may be a loophole found in consoles but still won’t be as deep as PC
PC is a whole different story

But for the few like you with good PC’s you don’t have to sweat and go through all that crap !

Do you agree the P996 Lazer Jet Nerf was really bad ?

Sheesh that’s crazy I guess it’s more than modding when it gets to that level !

Today Lazer is garbage 🤦🏻‍♂️☹️

It used to be my favorite !

Actually today almost all the Jets are crap

Yeah definitely

And was also good against STX Bravado the ones with the highly armoured specs

[solemn tundra]

Go to red place

[jovial cosmos]

bro went from the compound to the airstrip and now you're telling him to go to the compund again 💀

[solemn tundra]

My editing job was suppar

[solemn tundra]

Why would he do that with 2 people

[jovial cosmos]

i have no idea honestly

[lethal birch]

But Not With PS5 !

And again that’s still dangerously risky

But XBOX is very similar to PC so I mean it’s much easier

Definitely though people are stubborn

[untold oar]

He got there

[fervent sleet]

icl imo it's bullshit that you buy a piece of hardware and it's not even yours to do with as you please

[misty ledge]

When she says she can take it=Me

[heady spindle]

@visual phoenix

[tacit ferry]

killing low levels with an oppressor doesn't seem to give these bozos actual dog fight skills

i need to get a raiju that plane look super fun to use

gl brother man 🫡

i felt bad about my dogfighting but these guys are something else 💀

i see why they came after you with oppressors first LOL

there's just no way bro they didnt even like

do anything

he missed three sniper shots on you while you were walking in a straight line 💀

these guys are both embarassing

homie you are fighting dumb and dumber lmfao

[dire ibex]

.

[alpine rover]

Who tryna do cayo rn

[latent plank]

Ancient alien astronaut has arrived in GTA

[proven condor]

Nice outfit.

[lethal birch]

on the topic of cosplaying

[proven condor]

That's a nice ride, not sure what it reminds me off but its hella clean.

[lethal birch]

its the almost legendary bulletproof patriot!

[proven condor]

YES

thats it damn

[proven condor]

imma use this customisation if you don't mind.

[cobalt smelt]

uhhhh

i just walked out...

dude what

[lethal birch]

please do

[proven condor]

having hard time finding that exact color, is the color available from ls customs?

or is it like a crew color.

or am I being blind

[lethal birch]

prertty sure its one of the yellows

[proven condor]

[proven condor]

I'll check soon.

[severe arch]

Replacing the B-11 model and adding the effects to it go hard tbh

[lethal birch]

Me while driving: Fornite battle pass.. I just shit out my ass

[gleaming spear]

💀

[night turtle]

“A-10 Thunderbolt Inbound”

[brave kraken]

should i sign in

to 5m

[upper fjord]

He wouldn't survive today's gta

[lethal birch]

ngl ture

[upper fjord]

He was satire though just showcased how broken the game was at the time.

[cyan crag]

He just like me

[cyan crag]

Thats why it had to be nerfed bruh

[cyan crag]

Wheres my pride month 300k for being gay

The graphics

Why the screen so square

[rough river]

i look like im doing a loading screen pose

[feral tapir]

I found a guy whos using a modded account

[untold oar]

Ok there are like atleast 10k of those

[fathom wyvern]

at least his kd is in the negatives

integer overflow maybe?

[onyx brook]

100% in GTAO 🥳
If anyone watch this, I'd be happy if u tell me what you think of it.😅

https://youtu.be/JxmWQEd2dWM

[sour barn]

i done the same with the velum on PB just dunking a vehicle on fire in water really foes work 😄

[fervent sleet]

bro

u started in 2021 only

and have 2.4bil

and maxed account

wt

[onyx brook]

Yeah lol
But tbf I rarely didn‘t play any other game during that time. Also a lot of time in 2021 cuz of lockdown, and still i had a lot of times off from the game 😅

[fervent sleet]

jeez

wolw

fair enough

[onyx brook]

People say a true gamer, but actually I'm not 😅

[fervent sleet]

icl bro i couldnt play a game that much 😂

fair plays to u but not for me xD

[granite tapir]

I got an actual good car from the casino

[turbid sky]

even 1 time is enough...

[proven condor]

Nice

[lethal birch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/925165725184831538/1122632567275925635/image.png

rate my outfits

my COMBAT outifts!!1111

[granite tapir]

bigger question is how did yu get these two

also the right one kinda looks like this man

[misty ledge]

10\10

[lethal birch]

mods

[solemn tundra]

Savage which is the 14th one

[sour wyvern]

Nice Model ID’s

I should use this for a reference in my modding FS FS

[solemn tundra]

Why?

I just did

Savage. for the 5th time.

It's heavy so it will be hard to fly

I give up.

👍

Is this Wikipedia yea khanjali is the best from there. Players spawn so close after you kill them don't know why rockstar dint change but khanjali.

Summary of the whole GTA ONLINE experience

[raven pawn]

fr

[proven condor]

real

[zenith sparrow]

That NPC

😂😂

[solemn tundra]

Happens one too many times.

[zenith sparrow]

If luck had a face

[lethal birch]

My dissapointment is immeasureable and my day is ruined

[fast crown]

Yes

[lethal birch]

tequila isn't so bad considering that it gives a boost in value for secondary targets

[upper fjord]

I wonder if they added this painting because of the irl one that got stolen

[lime orchid]

rockstar is into alien stuff so prolly just coincidense

[empty hornet]

does buying a 1.1 million apartment worth it

[tribal ravine]

we saw this already

[untold oar]

Which is why you collect the painting first

[upper fjord]

Jets in 2023

[elfin arrow]

great piloting

[upper fjord]

Average freemode pilot

[untold oar]

Why is he using a Hydra

[upper fjord]

Probs can't afford the Raiju

[untold oar]

I would have that aim in a Hydra tbh

This guy has better aim tho

[golden berry]

npc with bad aim don't exist Comfy , they can't hurt you

[untold oar]

Problem is he was the last guy and it was stealth

[untold jasper]

common freemode pilot 2023

[proven condor]

Thats the worstt

[lethal birch]

hi spidey xD

[kindred gull]

dang its the human spider

[fervent sleet]

wish.com spider

[lethal birch]

No

There are actually better apartments location wise for og heists. they eclipse tower apt costs so much mainly of the customizable interior

[lethal birch]

you literally have sent the exact same image 4 times

[wise tangle]

Spider man

[severe arch]

idk why but the 'BRRRRRR' is so fuckin loud for no reason lmaoo

[night turtle]

due to the supersonic bullets

[rough river]

honestly, i like how when the heist loads in, the crew members actually look like a crew put up together.

[proven condor]

its a cool feeling

[rough river]

yessir

[whole cape]

Tru

[quick river]

@lethal birch

Dude hit me so fast that he wasn't even in the driver seat yet

And this applies to all the other NPCs in the game

exactly lol

They either changed it or accidentally broke it

Literally ghost cars

[proven condor]

damn

[lethal birch]

His ass bleeding

[severe arch]

I mean..

[lethal birch]

those graphics
ford crown victoria
online UI
wut

[green kelp]

Oh that'll buff out, no problem

[severe arch]

• modified a few graphics
• replaced vehicle models
• currently online

[lethal birch]

isnt that like

very dangerous

[severe arch]

how so

[lethal birch]

i think scripthook gave you a warning if you tried running it online also preventing you from doing so

but idk

[severe arch]

mod menu bypass

[lethal birch]

i knew it was possible

but never saw someone actively doing it

[severe arch]

one of my freinds showed me how to do it

you can do graphic mods but my game memorty wise might cry over it

sound replacements and everything else is fine

[untold oar]

Just get a mod that fixes this

[severe arch]

Lmaooo

[orchid geyser]

smooth

[dense spruce]

Damn
That was brutal lol gta clowned me😭

[wise tangle]

Haha

[proven condor]

lmao

[frosty shuttle]

greg

[proven condor]

tf is greg doing there

[old harness]

SKULLCANDY Cassette (Black)
ZARA Polo T-Shirt (Navy) (Inner)
UNIQLO AIRism Cotton Crew Neck Oversized T-Shirt (55 Green-Brown) (Outer)
TOMMYHILFIGER Aiden Baggy Cargo Trousers (Avalon Green)
RAY-BAN Clubmaster Folding (Dark Grey)
CASIO Edifice EQS-930TL-1AV
LUCRIN Leather Wristband Bracelet (Royal Blue)
REDWING HERITAGE Iron Ranger (Black)
ZALORA Xafiti Cow Leather Duffel Bag
PORSCHE Mission E (Lindworm Green)

[elfin arrow]

what

[timid remnant]

How the!

[solemn tundra]

What's this message by lester

[zenith sparrow]

I think he's reminding you of apt heists

[zenith sparrow]

Btw where'd you get that outfit

[solemn tundra]

Don't think his tactics are gonna work

[solemn tundra]

From the avenger mission.

[zenith sparrow]

Hmm

[zenith sparrow]

His message is kinda creepy

[solemn tundra]

Yep

[solemn tundra]

Do the surgical strike lsa operation you will unlock it if you go stealth mode in that mission.

[zenith sparrow]

Thanks

[untold oar]

The masks

[solemn tundra]

Have to do the telescope glitch to get that on top.

[sour barn]

Did you buy masks for the casino just before?

[rain pilot]

I have big plans that I can not yet reveal.

[lethal birch]

which one looks better?

i currently have the blue one, the yellow one was before i got banned

[sterile egret]

Blue one

[lethal birch]

Do it in mr bean green

[old harness]

steal his look guide

[elfin arrow]

if you told me that outfit was randomly generated i would believe you

[untold oar]

@severe arch I know this is a bit weird and not really your type of thing but do you have a Rockstar editor camera mod or a camera mod that works in-game and can view further angles etc

[dusky timber]

skullcandy of all things

[lethal birch]

what car is this i see so many people use it

[gilded karma]

ofc it’s bugged, typical rockstar smh
It told me I had to open the door while I already did so the ai was broken, no surprise honestly

[fickle ocean]

jubilee

[lethal birch]

why do so many people buy this stupid car lol

[fickle ocean]

Cheap imani tech car

[lethal birch]

Its a decent car

[fallen perch]

also there is one included with the agency

[lethal birch]

Yeah but u cant install imani tech on it

But atleast it will have armor plating if agency vehicle workshop has been bought

[wicked roost]

hello

[lethal birch]

yeah

[severe arch]

like a freecam?
I got that, and a thing to place props with said camera

[weary briar]

How to get this wheel and the colour?

[lethal birch]

Is that Benny's wheels

[fickle ocean]

The color is likely an unreleased chameleon (exclusive to E&E) and the wheels are named “Clean” in the bennys category which normally you have to use glitches or mods to apply on a normal car

But that could be one of the released chameleons.. although since it’s on a “modded” car i would assume not

[fickle ocean]

Skip door glitch part, @faint nebula

[untold oar]

Have you done the avenger missions

[full flume]

Its the rolls royce cullinan bro its sick

[severe arch]

nah, not yet at least

[rough heath]

psycho moment

[untold oar]

Oh ok

Thanks for replying anyway

I just needed someone to get a freecam of where the enemies spawn on the fifth mission so I can place proximity mines at the spawns to make the challenges easier

[rough heath]

That's imposible... You can't have a lot of money like this way

[lethal birch]

It’s called a ✨modded account✨

[edgy pendant]

Most intelligent 9yr old gta player:

[untold oar]

This is what ruined the Xbox LFG

Modded account spam and trolls like that guy

[edgy pendant]

i just posted Base lfg and he said "tryhard wannabe 🤡"

[untold oar]

Tell them to complete a mission without snacks or 80% accuracy they will fail so hard

[edgy pendant]

ik

[untold oar]

Even 1v1 them

[edgy pendant]

He aint 1v1 me

[untold oar]

[edgy pendant]

[fervent sleet]

its bennys wheels merged onto deluxo

the color on the wheels is pure white which u can't get legir

[edgy pendant]

Basically a modded deluxo

[tacit ferry]

flexing money in gta is crazy

[fervent sleet]

the color on the wheels is pure white which u can't get legir

[severe arch]

devious plans

[solemn tundra]

Daflip is that vehicle also why is exo skeleton driving it.

[severe arch]

freedom

[solemn tundra]

Looks cool how does it look when firing

[severe arch]

leme record hol on

[solemn tundra]

That's freedom right there love it.

[lethal birch]

bro doesn't know the difference between a billion and a trillion

[dusky timber]

walmart london taxi

[sour barn]

all becsuse i touched his hand by accident 😄

[summer basalt]

God blessed me

[fickle ocean]

what an original username

[sterile egret]

an Austrian painter would def not say that god blessed them

[severe stratus]

cmon man

[sharp dagger]

Wtf delete this message fam

[tardy stone]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 2

Refrain from discussing any politically charged or inflammatory topics.

Requested by

@sharp dagger

[sterile egret]

?

[sharp dagger]

You know what I mean

Very well

[sterile egret]

I really don’t.

Painters have it rough.

[sharp dagger]

@severe stratus what is it?

That you tried to send in #gta-online

[sterile egret]

You reacted to it, you should know what “it means”

[severe stratus]

I CANT

ILL DM IT

[sharp dagger]

Ok

[rain pilot]

It's a modded account my friend gave me for free

[inland kayak]

I be getting yeeted

I take bikes

[scenic berry]

1 u forgot 2 man secondaries

[livid condor]

if the alarm goes off before you have full bag, you did something wrong

[scenic berry]

But if this is 1 man then good job

[livid condor]

yeah I only do 1 man

[scenic berry]

Ngl i am too lazy to scavenge around the island again.

For the 1 man secondaries

[mental knoll]

My route is completely different

Far better

Infinitely better

[blazing ruin]

I just use the same route I've always used except now I have to kill the juggernaut b4 going in to take the primary target

It's what I'm used to and it works just fine

[mental knoll]

You play a role

In gta

Thats the general idea I think

[lethal birch]

this is charlie reed from your hangar been a minute right?

[lethal birch]

No its "Hey its charlie reed, you don't know me but i def know you. Hell of a rep you got. So listen.... "

I don't even have hangar xD

[lethal birch]

there's 2 dialogues

thats if u have a hangar the other one is if u dont

Woah I see, thats interesting to know

[blazing ruin]

The guy that did that is insane

[zenith sparrow]

Fr

[untold oar]

The missiles have broken movement on PC otherwise that's impossible to do on console

[blazing ruin]

Oh yeah I know that

But still impressive af

[untold oar]

[desert fractal]

with one missed the car

[stray schooner]

gitgud

[proven condor]

50k WOOO

💀

[jaunty dagger]

That’s good for me tbh

[blazing ruin]

[proven condor]

[tender coral]

@lethal birch

[zenith sparrow]

Whats that?

[blazing ruin]

Up atomizer

[sour wyvern]

Okayyyy let me send my stats on here

[cinder tusk]

Dis my acc right here

[solemn tundra]

What color is this?

[cinder tusk]

Penis color

[shut sentinel]

These oppressors be thirsty asf fr

[brazen lantern]

why do you need the 10 mil so bad if youre level 60 with 300 mil? are you making a new character?

[scenic berry]

Wheres the proof at

[solemn tundra]

U need to see a doctor

[scenic berry]

Wrong person bro

[cinder tusk]

Actually nah that’s my dad acc

[cinder tusk]

what a dummy

[brazen lantern]

i thought ..dam sry

[cinder tusk]

It’s okay daddy

[undone jetty]

beat me

[cinder tusk]

Bro has 3 mil 💀

[dusky timber]

is this trolling or smth

[cinder tusk]

Nah he’s tryna be like me

[undone jetty]

neither

I wanna be like Grumpy.

He's my totem

[cinder tusk]

he he

No one can beat me

[undone jetty]

total earned: 18 mil
Total spent: over 200 mil

My acc is clean grinding.

[dusky timber]

all paid with bad credit

[undone jetty]

Knocked a grandma on the street who was just walking home with her pension money

[shut sentinel]

Also love it when they run into my blades

[golden berry]

Oreo time to ruin those people with your stats

[cinder tusk]

U have no money than me

But cool character

[low axle]

Second account

[cinder tusk]

That’s modded

[low axle]

What’s your total earned

[cinder tusk]

Bro I showed u my stats☠️

[low axle]

Cut off the bottom

[cinder tusk]

Beat this

[dusky timber]

lmao just 188 rp

[zenith sparrow]

1.8B

[dusky timber]

1.88

[zenith sparrow]

Its 1.8 B bro

[dusky timber]

nah noone has 1.8b unironically

[low axle]

I’ll have to go on my old gen one but don’t have maxed rank on it but I can beat the money

[zenith sparrow]

56.4 M

[low axle]

??

[zenith sparrow]

Nothing

[dusky timber]

[cinder tusk]

Fake

[lime orchid]

sadge

[cinder tusk]

Bro has less money than him😭

[lime orchid]

I also have 2.5x less playtime

[cinder tusk]

How u mak 1 bil

[cinder tusk]

Only jobs?

[lime orchid]

mainly, yes.

[cinder tusk]

U have everything in game?

[lime orchid]

By everything, I have everything that I particularly need and want.

[cinder tusk]

when u start

[lime orchid]

[cinder tusk]

when u start acc

[lime orchid]

late 2016 or early 17

[cinder tusk]

Bro if u started in 2013 u would be legend

[lime orchid]

Yeah but consoles aint my thing

[cinder tusk]

breh

[lime orchid]

also never really had option to own one anyways

[proven condor]

thats wild

whats ur playtime?

[unkempt hemlock]

call me crazy but I don't think that's how this works

[dusky timber]

[lime orchid]

[junior bough]

could someone help me get some money on online

[shut sentinel]

@lethal birch the approach towards the end prolly could've been lower, I'll have to try it again in my own Alkonost sometime fr

[lethal birch]

[low ocean]

Get Parried mothafucker

[livid condor]

I tell people how to be safe on the internet and I get muted, what the hell

Trevor canonically r*pes a guy (that word is probably mutable too) yet I can’t tell people how to be safe

can’t even say g*y tony uncensored without being autoremoved

[solemn tundra]

You can't save someone that dumb guess that language is why you got muted.

[green kelp]

W Taken

[jaunty dagger]

How did this happen

[unkempt hemlock]

I have no idea

[green kelp]

Which of these do yall think looks best?

[proven condor]

2 looks good. On your character.

[green kelp]

That's the one I used to have so that's a W

[proven condor]

maybe I'm biased bc its the one I have aha

but nah 2 looks good on ur guy

[green kelp]

Alright I'll go for that then, thanks

[sour barn]

I'm a bit late to the party but number 3 is nice too

I always think the barber is gonna slice my neck up the way she stares lol

[proven condor]

Nice loot.

[sour wyvern]

Hun you know I tp to the gold

[tribal ravine]

@sour wyvern do you know how to do this trick?

[pliant glacier]

my favorite thing to do in gta

i look away for a second and i see flying ramp buggy

[daring yoke]

anyone have ps5

[daring yoke]

gta got new hair styles ?

[smoky agate]

black pink in your area

[proven condor]

looks good.

[lethal birch]

looks bad

[livid condor]

btw for those of you who were struggling, here's my preferred cayo perico solo elite challenge method. I might add commentary later

I deliberately chose a shitty spawn so I could demonstrate the extra route with the farm. You can skip this step if you recon enough loot in the main dock to fill your bag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laBM5MDYxHM

0:41 for entry phase, 2:27 for compound phase, 6:15 for escape phase

[severe arch]

uh

[blazing ruin]

What trick is that exactly

[warm wren]

frozen game trick?

[untold oar]

PC gameplay

[tender spruce]

What you think?

[dusky timber]

[zenith sparrow]

More fun would be, fly your raiju so up and then turn it 180° and then go VTOL mode

Try it

[lethal birch]

😂😂

[solemn tundra]

[upper fjord]

Yikes

[blazing ruin]

That's sad

[lethal birch]

💀😂😂 Cryyyy

[blazing ruin]

About what lol

[lethal birch]

Skill Issue 💀😂😂

[blazing ruin]

!shitposting @lethal birch

[tardy stone]

@lethal birch Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.

Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.

This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting

Requested by: @blazing ruin

[upper fjord]

Typical wannabe tryhard vocabulary

[dusky timber]

#memes-and-shitposting

[blazing ruin]

Oi, I just said that

[fickle ocean]

exception -

[tribal ravine]

basically you shut down the engine and the jet just very slowly falls down, almost you can't notice it.

[proven condor]

[zenith sparrow]

Nah thats not my car

Sorry btw

[blazing ruin]

I didn't notice it

[blazing ruin]

That's just pure stupidity, there's literally zero reasons to ewo in that situation

Bro kills afk dude and ewos

[proven condor]

was that an opresser mk2?

[lethal birch]

Yes

[proven condor]

gj

[blazing ruin]

He was afk lmao

[lethal birch]

Shame on you I have the whole fight he was in a fight with me

[blazing ruin]

It's probably his alt or his friend looking at the score

[proven condor]

idgaf, don't like mk2 users.

[lethal birch]

Don’t embarrass yourself

[blazing ruin]

Ironic u say that

[lethal birch]

Yeah at least you get it ! They always attack !!

[proven condor]

fr

[lethal birch]

Yeah because I have the full clip but I’m definitely not gonna post it
He started the fight and surprisingly he is lvl 1000+ he should’ve done better !

[lethal birch]

And the ones with Thermal are the worst they literally never miss 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[blazing ruin]

How does thermal make a difference on a mk2? U blind or something?

[sterile egret]

U see better clearly

[lethal birch]

I don’t blame you 💀 It’s 2023

[blazing ruin]

U can't see clearly without it?

[sterile egret]

I dunno skill issue then

[lethal birch]

I think your brain has some expired yoghurt in it I was trying to say some MKII users use thermal and not me please get better 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

Your embarrassing yourself

[blazing ruin]

You're the one killing afk ppl and ewoing right after

And then posting on multiple channels cuz u want that much attention

[sterile egret]

🍿

[lethal birch]

I’d have said something but someone on PS4 💀 in 2023 is definitely not worth a reply

[proven condor]

quick reflexes.

[blazing ruin]

Godmode and off radar but no skill

[blazing ruin]

1 question, why didn't u snipe him? Would have been faster

[proven condor]

was this recent?

[blazing ruin]

No but I had it saved up in my gallery along with a lot more clips

[green kelp]

Yeah a few

[green kelp]

Yeah I agree, gonna try out both and see what I like more

[sour barn]

👍😄

[blazing ruin]

Yoo, nice driving and perfect parking

Didn't even destroy the car

[untold oar]

@tribal ravine

Can you check if the same happens on PC using whatever shadow renderer

[tribal ravine]

okey

[cloud lava]

Clown gameplay

Mfs that ewo are absolute idiots with no skill 💀

[tribal ravine]

lmao, it worked

[sour barn]

Does this happen to anybody else? Like is it an algorithm that knows I'm parachuting or just sheer random luck 😅

[tribal ravine]

its directX 10, everything on normal and softest shadow.

looks so goofy

[untold oar]

Can you show it

[tribal ravine]

the settings page?

[untold oar]

No the mk2

[tribal ravine]

i only use rockstar editor and it does not show it there

[untold oar]

💀

[tribal ravine]

@untold oar i got those pictures tho, its the same time just different angels for the mk2

[untold oar]

Oh wow

It just looks so bad

[tribal ravine]

ikr

[rain pilot]

Poopy method, here's a better one. Cheers.

[untold oar]

@dusky stone

[fervent kettle]

😟

[rain pilot]

It was me.

[fervent kettle]

💀

[livid condor]

ew, glitch run

[hexed tide]

man gta sunsets be better than irl

[simple perch]

how can i send images?

[knotty furnace]

lvl 5

[simple perch]

gotcha

[dusky timber]

rare

[sour barn]

Keep talking and you level up

[tender coral]

Butchery and other hobbies

Probably a shirt

[golden berry]

No, rockstar finally allowed him to play something else that isn't rockstar related

[simple perch]

got a world record in a street race but sadly cant post it yet

[sour barn]

Keep replying to people and chatting and you can show us soon it wont take you long bro

Then tag me in it so I can see I wanna see this world record you speak of 🙂

[dawn shuttle]

100% legit money

[dusky timber]

when u apply 15 filters 10 times in a row

[outer barn]

Every instagram girl ever

[dawn shuttle]

British girls

[cosmic whale]

If anyone’s on Xbox & likes realistic, OEM+ cars hit me up 🫡

[topaz parcel]

I wish I could do this much work irl and get paid 4000$ a week

[dusky timber]

i think he arranges the deals for sourcing cargo for u sometimes

[dense sand]

@kindred gull still has the highest value, stat-wise. 😛

[silver drum]

down to do anything i have all missions dm me (voice chat)

[kindred gull]

damn

[obsidian ruin]

I'm gonna eat you alive @mint lotus

[severe arch]

i go afk for like, 2 minutes

[untold jasper]

Gta RP gone wrong

[tardy raptor]

Ps5 rp anyone?

[untold jasper]

when you grief and then ask for a truce

-good point

[severe arch]

MKII's aint a problem if you got the air defense for it

[burnt umbra]

This account has been passed around more than idk what

[untold jasper]

-ice spice

[dusky stone]

Still prefer without

[lethal birch]

Nah

[whole copper]

Didn’t even know tasers did damage til now

[sour wyvern]

Doing my 1v1 doggystyle

[noble fulcrum]

Why are the graphics so shitty

[sour wyvern]

I have everything on low idc about graphics

[noble fulcrum]

Looks like ur playing on a phone

[sour wyvern]

Lmao

[noble fulcrum]

Does that make ur fps better

[sour wyvern]

You should see the recording I beat his ass running smoothly

[sour wyvern]

Yeah

[noble fulcrum]

Send it

[sour wyvern]

I’m not sure if I can send it here

File size is pretty big

[shadow scroll]

that kd will reset after a month.

"Riding around with Chop"

man i gotta chill out with gta

and csgo

[elfin hill]

I literally have more then double 💀 I got no life man.

[whole cape]

Not even 500 hours

[elfin hill]

59 days translates into 1416 hours

[severe arch]

predator drone flex

modder in a havoc cannot handle the neutron style

[untold oar]

That's one big model

[dusky stone]

what the fuck

[keen nova]

Free car!!

[severe arch]

Th vehicle scale itself is small as fuck
Wingspan is the slight problem

[untold oar]

@whole cape What's the best trickshot you ever got

[whole cape]

What💀

[untold oar]

When the autocorrect

[whole cape]

Yea idk, pvp wise. I have gotten a couple jet snipes. Not exactly a trick shotter lol

[blazing ruin]

Crazy trickshot

[dusky stone]

how did your sparrow not even smoke

[blazing ruin]

He didn't even touch me

Why would it smoke

[dusky stone]

explosion radius

[blazing ruin]

De sync maybe

Tbh explosion radius are weird

Look at this

Hitting super close but no dmg whatsoever

[untold oar]

You can clearly see he's lagging hard

[sterile fox]

barrage rockets have shit blast radius

[untold oar]

Sometimes I think the old gen explosions look better than new gen

[sterile fox]

the whole shockwave visual thing looks stupid

[indigo cedar]

Hello

Can anyone help me through some money

[pine lance]

@supple moon

[wise tangle]

I got bad sport but what happened?

[blazing ruin]

U were a bad person

[wise tangle]

i'm not a bad guy

😭

[blazing ruin]

U were a bad boy, now u get punishment

[wise tangle]

[viscid pelican]

Nice K/D

[wise tangle]

Thanks…

[smoky agate]

Not 4.20, bad KD

[hollow cedar]

@slate shadow

[slate shadow]

we did that race but we didnt beat him

[hollow cedar]

Try doing it again

Make sure to hit as little traffic as possible

[pine lance]

Why is it so fkn long 💀

[hollow cedar]

Idk

[slate shadow]

we already did it but we didnt beat hao's time

[lethal birch]

I beat him but do I have to go to his workshop to get the free car?

[hollow cedar]

There is no free car

[pine lance]

Okay but it just said in the video @rocky vessel sent that it doesn’t work for weaponized vehicles

[lethal birch]

Wait so whats the reward

[rocky vessel]

than it doesnt work for weaponized vehicles

[hollow cedar]

Free hsw upgrade and let’s you buy and sell in the lscm

[lethal birch]

Oh alr

[fickle ocean]

If it’s still the same as it was in the beginning you got the S95 for free as well, to put the hsw upgrade on

[cold heart]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1096949774667747458/1124456723432873994/clipe_1.webm

[dusky stone]

finally
after 10 hours of nonstop playing today

[dusky stone]

@glacial ice

[untold oar]

You never finished it before

[dusky stone]

i did in a pirated copy before
and in a local mall's Xbox

[blazing ruin]

[wise tangle]

🔥

[mental trench]

That poor poor man

[dusky stone]

no
my back hurts

[dusky timber]

a tailored experience

[viscid pelican]

🎮

[dusky timber]

started from the bottom now we way up 🛫

[viscid pelican]

Rebreathers

[light pike]

i think the character has asthma

[dusky timber]

genetical issues which is why they need a rebreather

[upper fjord]

This has to be my favourite trickshot https://youtu.be/Ge1T92uEuxw?t=271

[blazing ruin]

Why do u have many clips in a single vídeo?

Why not a clip per video?

[upper fjord]

It was before shorts was a thing on YT and back in the day when people had attention spans longer than 1 minute

Making compilations at the time just felt easier

[blazing ruin]

My clips aren't shorts, those would look so bad. Horizontal video on vertical view

They're single clips so I can just post them when talking about something

[upper fjord]

True but its just as easy now to make clips from videos, or just use timestamp when im lazy 😛

[blazing ruin]

[dawn shuttle]

Why have a modded account

What fun is left in the game to do

[rocky vessel]

i will happily take it

[tacit ferry]

you look like every other modder

[rocky vessel]

tru

is it a migrated account from 360 ps3?

makes sense

[proven condor]

wild

[proven condor]

background update posted by tezfunz2

[golden berry]

I prefer the job offer he posted ngl , considering applying as i'm level 350

[proven condor]

Yeah aha!

[gleaming spear]

Vtol fail

[untold oar]

When the security contract

[wise tangle]

[rare yacht]

so close but so far

[dusky timber]

damn almost got that lost slamvan

[wise tangle]

Close the car?

Or rp?

[rare yacht]

the mystery

[rare yacht]

ikr 😔

[wise tangle]

Oh

[proven condor]

clothing 🥰

[rocky vessel]

BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LMAOOOOO

[wise tangle]

What happened

[lethal birch]

Lol

[fathom wyvern]

beautiful start and then THIS

fucking juggernaut ruined my run 😭

[rocky vessel]

I think I am the only one who specifically goes after the juggernaut no matter what when i play

[fathom wyvern]

i want to clear cayo as fast as possible for b2b lmfao, idc about juggernaut when it doesn't look at me

couldn't even run man i was dead immediately LOL

[rocky vessel]

Broken ai plus mini gun is a deadly combo💀

[proven condor]

smooth..

[unkempt hemlock]

discord be reducing the quality of my videos fr

[whole cape]

At least urs is a smooth 60 fps still. Xbox jacks my quality to 1080p, then discord makes it look like 45 fps💀

Oh and did i mention u can’t exactly upload HDR to discord too

[unkempt hemlock]

yeah discord sucks

[severe arch]

what the fuuuuck

[torpid lava]

Might be the easiest thing for experienced players but I'm glad I finally got it done for the first time so GGs

Doomsday done

[proven condor]

gj

[torpid lava]

My first time doing doomsday too

Everything finished on hard mode

With the same mate

[proven condor]

Nice nice, really good heist filled with action.

[torpid lava]

Sometimes overwhelmed with action

The juggernauts were assholes

[proven condor]

Yeah aha they're

[torpid lava]

Act 3 got me sweaty as hell

Sometimes I think I take this too serious

[proven condor]

Nah its good to get into the action. Dopamine.

[torpid lava]

But nah act 3 was actually hard as shit

[proven condor]

Its definitely still a challenging heist.

[unkempt hemlock]

this guy ewoed like 10 times before deciding to jump to the water and doom himself

[pure tree]

Can someone tell me how he got those tires and the red line?

[proven condor]

You can add those red lines on tires.

or white

[severe arch]

challenged a dude to 1v1 my DLC A-10 with their MKII

[whole cape]

Pretty sure those are just custom tires. Different wheels get different visual changes when applying them

Or, its just a color for the wheel

That might be more possible

[pure tree]

how do u do custom tiers?

[pure tree]

how

[whole cape]

Just go to the wheels category

[lethal birch]

That’s not the tire it’s the outside diameter of the rim that’s red. Go to the super category of wheels and the last couple options will be carbon and some have a lip around them that you can change with the wheel color.

[pure tree]

there is no super category

[lethal birch]

My bad. High end.

[pure tree]

ty

[lethal birch]

He has Carbonic Z

[pure tree]

so i got the carbon wheel but theres no option for the red line

im thinking he merged his car with a bennys car

[whole cape]

Just apply red to the wheel color and flip thru all the wheels. If theres none that really look like that then yea that’s likely the case

[faint nebula]

@pastel venture
This 1?

Found pic online

[pastel venture]

yes that one

how do i get it?

i really want it

[faint nebula]

Was from a holiday event, I think last Halloween

[pastel venture]

so i cant get it anymore?

[faint nebula]

Sadly don't think so, unless they bring it back around Halloween again

[untold oar]

It needed 200 collectibles in a day and some of them could bug out 💀

Not worth it at all

[small cedar]

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxs7ZYXemfpohEwIG9Psy3JNYto_WXM3kn

[wise tangle]

“

[proven condor]

that backflip was kinda impressive from him ngl.

he went out with a bang.

[wise tangle]

Lol

[proven condor]

[blazing ruin]

Someone asked me for the last of us type pictures in gta. I don't know anything about the last of us since I never played it. Did I do good?

[lethal birch]

[viscid pelican]

That missile lock on sound gave PTSD rip.

[gilded karma]

what was I thinking driving towards that guy

[blazing ruin]

Sick clip

[gilded karma]

Yeah

[untold oar]

I don't know much about it but I've played it for like 2 hours and most of the environments do look like that except in a bit of a darker tone

[blazing ruin]

Yeah, was told it's too bright

[gilded karma]

Oh come on

[gilded karma]

Yea but maybe the forest near paleto bay could be a good place for something like a military checkpoint, plane crash site or something like that

[blazing ruin]

@untold oar

[blazing ruin]

[gilded karma]

Idk it’s just an idea

[blazing ruin]

It's a good idea, even if not for the last of us type stuff

[gilded karma]

Yea and that could give like a vast overgrown feeling with wrecks and such

[gilded karma]

@proven condor @normal blade

Still works

[proven condor]

Oh damn, couldn't find anywhere showing it still works but that's good to know.

[gilded karma]

Indeed, now I can finally afford to get the kosatka

[proven condor]

Nice nice

[normal blade]

Thanks

[gilded karma]

Np

[proven condor]

Those are some nice shots.

[jaunty dagger]

How did you get this

[proven condor]

enabling 2fa

[gilded karma]

2 step verification on social club

after 3 days it’ll give you 500k

[whole cape]

Thx

[proven condor]

[jaunty dagger]

Done

Ty @gilded karma @proven condor

[gilded karma]

Ofc, you should get it (with)in 3 days

I had to wait the full 72 hours to get it

[proven condor]

God damn.. those are nice. Keep them coming if you have more.

[whole cape]

Yea i got a few more lol

[proven condor]

Can I ask, how did you get these shots?

[blazing ruin]

New gen graphics

[proven condor]

wild

[whole cape]

Series X Fidelity mode. 4K Raytraced reflections

[proven condor]

Wow they look so good.

[whole cape]

I was figuring that new LSA mission would be great for some shots

[proven condor]

it really was

[whole cape]

Thats mainly it i think

[dusky timber]

gta 9 graphics??/?/??!!!

[whole cape]

Real

[proven condor]

real

[whole cape]

Damn lookin back at the dlc leak images, I forgot they didn’t have the RT rain on the aircraft carrier. What losers

[dusky timber]

give the low budget indie studio some slack

they couldn't afford

[whole cape]

[sour barn]

nawww my sub was happy to see me 😄

[proven condor]

God damn he was very happy aha

[lethal birch]

Looks great !

[sour barn]

Thanks 😂 first of it's kind since I been on series s, old gen cars would be half way in the sky 😅

[upper python]

Rate it 0/10

[dusky timber]

but u already rated it

[upper python]

[coral fiber]

ufos?

[golden berry]

You're on pc !

[untold oar]

You did a lot better than those before tho

[lethal birch]

I really hate sending these messages to people. I just found a truck transporting goods so I decided to help out and deliver it to the drop off, and this kid decides to bomb me. Do I look like a threat while im driving on the road? Very sad to see what online has come to. I am broke asf, I only have $70,000 gta money to work with, I don’t have any protective cars (because I sold my Karuma to help myself) now I’m really defenseless towards other people. I just think I suck at this game. If there are anyone who randomly kills people in online for no reason, please change your ways. I don’t care about anything in this game other then having fun. I don’t even WANT to kill anyone in this game. I only kill others in this game if they get on my nerves. If you ever see me in a lobby say hi, if you want. Have a nice day, bye.

P.s if you want to see how helpless I am, and how broke I am, dm me if you want to see. I’m really getting tired of this. I bought the game less than a year ago.

1st edit: I never even had 2 million dollars. Most amount of money I’ve ever had was 900k (without spending 20 dollars) literally I don’t know how yo get 1 million dollars unless I buy cash.)

[viscid pelican]

Glad to have this information.

[weak ginkgo]

Apparently you can be a ceo and a mc president at the same time

[lethal birch]

Thank you for acknowledgment. I honestly feel like I have to stay away from the Los Santos side of the map, try to stay in the shade and remove myself from the radar all the time. It’s very hard to find peace in online as you can see.

[pastel venture]

is that 5m ?

[gilded karma]

Pfffff no, 500k

[pastel venture]

what does the illuminati symbol mean?

[pastel venture]

yeah i cant read those zeroes

i am cooking rn my new beat is fire

[gilded karma]

it’s $500000

[fervent sleet]

chill it's gta

ppl r dicks

and untrustworthy of others

also for a year and you've never had over 2mol wtf

[upper python]

My honest reaction to this information

[dusky timber]

invite me to your ceo if your ceo is not full

[fervent sleet]

is it just me or do the new missions just seem buggy asfuck

like the more they update this game the more the spaghetti code breaks

[upper python]

Which new mission

[rustic skiff]

me when i kill someone in a game where i can murder hundreds of innocent civilians walking down the street and get away with it

[dusky timber]

1st edit: I never even had 2 million dollars
do you buy properties or supercars?

[lethal birch]

I bought some expensive stuff on accident so I never really got up to 2mil

[dusky timber]

i don't mean on accident i mean as a rule of thumb

[lethal birch]

don’t know what to tell you 🤷🏽

[lethal birch]

I’m chill. I’m just trying to tell people to stop killing others randomly for no reason, mostly because it just isn’t cool.

[fervent sleet]

it's a game where ur meant to kill ppl

sorry but ppl gon be pricks

ur best bet is just going into passive

[upper python]

People will kill its gta

They simply dont give a fuck

Sell your stuff at invite only

Easier

[lethal birch]

I can get murdered by a npc or I could kill one and it won’t be annoying. If I get killed by an real player it just pisses me off because there is no reason for them to kill me. (If there was an bounty on my head that’ll be fine) if I were to be killed by a COP/NPC that would be completely fine, gg.

[weak ginkgo]

thats why theres invite only. you're the one who has a problem if you're gunna cry over being killed in a PUBLIC session

[lethal birch]

how can I shit on cashiers

[upper python]

Invite only

[lethal birch]

I know, lol but it just makes others sad and THEY KNOW IT.

[lethal birch]

I’m not crying

[upper python]

Yeah and they like it

[lethal birch]

💀

[weak ginkgo]

Sure looks like you are kid

[upper python]

Broski its not that deep just play as a grabber if you wanna earn your money back

[lethal birch]

Broo your one of those random killers 💀💀💀

[lethal birch]

understandable

[fervent sleet]

ehat

what

[lethal birch]

Shut on them, fuck them up means kill them/ beat them bro what were you thinking

[fervent sleet]

@lethal birch ye ima be fr sounds like u need to kinda get over it lol. its a pvp/pve game and ppl will kill others (kinda the aim of 50% of the game)

[fervent sleet]

cashiers? what

I was confused about the cashiers patt

part

[edgy anchor]

Don't go into the kitchen if you can't handle the heat

[lethal birch]

so I can’t have food???? 😭😭😭💀

[fervent sleet]

I can tell ur like 13yo lol

[lethal birch]

I don’t just hold cashiers to gunpoint I just grab a axe out of my ass and kill then then take all their money

[lethal birch]

I’m 15 💀

[fervent sleet]

grow up a little lol, it's the game

[lethal birch]

I’m not crying or complaining, ya need to understand like the first guy did.

[fervent sleet]

bro ur literally complaining

anyway I'm done xD

[dense spruce]

The Trials lol

[surreal oracle]

the lighting livery looks sick

[lost wolf]

Lighting livery🔥

[dense spruce]

I wish the Hydra had that livery

[rustic skiff]

fair enough

[whole cape]

Did I? These were quite good id say. But I have done some good ones in the past yea

[lethal birch]

Exactly I hate greifers

[trail rune]

how do you share a video here ?

oh i see

i think my video has like 145 MB

hmmmmmmmmmmm

and yeah i need to be level 5 for that thank you so much porsche

[lethal birch]

dude there was a hacker that constantly teleported to me in every session I go to gif like an hour even private ones and he kept blowing me up 💀

[dense spruce]

@outer barn

[outer barn]

Nice shot

[dense spruce]

@silent garden
Here’s the video i was supposed to show u yesterday
The mf didn’t die 🤦🏼‍♂️

[silent garden]

@dense spruce thx

[untold jasper]

as a wise scotch one said

DISGUSTAAAN

[severe arch]

do i even question?