gta-media

[outer barn]

@lime totem

[lime totem]

where's the stubble tho

[outer barn]

Not everyone has facial hair

[lime totem]

skill issue

[lethal birch]

Grand Theft Auto V - Street Dealer locations For April 3rd 2023

https://youtu.be/lC7GlPYacYk

[livid socket]

[dusky stone]

johnny on the spot my ass

[deft canyon]

Oh yeah, that spot has this bug

You have to go closer to the ship and containers, then it will spawn next to you

[deft canyon]

Smokey got that upcoming Souncloud rapper fit going on in this one 🔥 💯

[median walrus]

He tried to blow me up when I was minding my business so I waited lil bit then went back for him 😂

[gleaming spear]

That Hydra VTOL trick is really nasty,really love to see it

[warm locust]

plz unplug ur microphone or summerge ur keyboard underwater

[snow citrus]

Plz stop malding

[blazing ruin]

Pls send more clips with the keyboard sound

[lethal birch]

This is fact but keyboard players are better at driving

[blazing ruin]

Throttle control?

[snow citrus]

imagine killing yourself just so your opponent can't get a kill on u 💀 embarrassing shit

[snow citrus]

what about it

[dense sand]

Analogue keyboard 😎

[snow citrus]

what's that

[blazing ruin]

Keyboard got none

[snow citrus]

you can

if you're good enough

[blazing ruin]

U can't choose how much throttle u give to ur car

It's either full or nothing

[snow citrus]

you don't need that in 99% of situations

[snow citrus]

if you spam then it doesn't go full throttle

[blazing ruin]

You need for certain cars

[snow citrus]

not rly usually

[blazing ruin]

If u can't drive those cars then console is better

[snow citrus]

I can drive every car I own

just fine

[dense sand]

Analogue keyboard has 0-100% instead of on/off

[blazing ruin]

Not as fast as console tho

[warm locust]

console sooo much better for driving

i plug in my contorller for driving

[snow citrus]

wdym "fast" does controller give u a speed boost or sum shit? 🤣

[warm locust]

you can be more accurate in corners

spin wheels less

[lethal birch]

Throttle control isn’t even good if you can’t control a car

[warm locust]

and if ur doing rally its rlly good

[lethal birch]

Keyboard is still better

[blazing ruin]

While u have to slow down more cuz u can't go too fast around a corner, a console player is just controlling his throttle to avoid spinning out at a higher speed

[warm locust]

exactly

[snow citrus]

you can steer cars with the mouse

if u rly wanna be accurate

but I haven't used it almost ever

[warm locust]

isnt that weird for u?

no?

its rlly akward

[snow citrus]

not rly, I just don't use it

[warm locust]

novody does

thats the point

[lethal birch]

Keyboard is recommended for racing game more than controller and for reasons better than the throttle control lolll

[blazing ruin]

Steering with the mouse? Wtf

[snow citrus]

yeah well that's their business, I don't need it

[snow citrus]

yeah

[blazing ruin]

No it isn't

[lethal birch]

Yes it is

[dense sand]

You should try a keyboard like this if you want throttle control, or fine turning
https://next.wooting.io/wooting-two-he

[lethal birch]

Pls check facts

[warm locust]

uts ellt disgusting

[blazing ruin]

U haven't seen the meme of pc players dominating fps games but console dominating racing games?

[warm locust]

Plus control feels comfortable imo

[snow citrus]

dafuq

[warm locust]

sorry small phone screen - bad type

[snow citrus]

"meme says this so it must be correct 🤓"

do u rly think memes decide everything

[warm locust]

its true

[blazing ruin]

I think a controller would still be better, how much even is that?

[snow citrus]

racing games, yeah. gta, nah

[warm locust]

i feel like its prefrence but controller just seems more viable

[blazing ruin]

Not but it shows how even mobile is better than controller

[lethal birch]

I think everyone can agree that keyboard players perform better overall in any game

[blazing ruin]

It's still driving

[warm locust]

not any game

[lethal birch]

Yes any game

[blazing ruin]

Not racing games

[lethal birch]

Yes racing games too

[dense sand]

Mine was like 200€ but that was at release

[snow citrus]

not games where you only race

[warm locust]

a ps4 contorller will run u 1/4 of that maxuim

[dense sand]

And I still prefer keyboard over controller for driving

[blazing ruin]

Buddy, shut, you post random gta facts that aren't even accurate, console is better than keyboard for racing and that's facts

[warm locust]

yes

[snow citrus]

u do realize that keyboards can be used for....everything basically? lol you can't type essays with a controller can you?

[dense sand]

A PS4 controller doesn't have 1/4th of the keys

[warm locust]

mf we talking about gta driving

not essays

who tf said shit abouut essays

[blazing ruin]

U can

It just takes longer

[snow citrus]

ain't no way you're sayin this shit

[snow citrus]

we got mr smartass here

[warm locust]

I perosnally use both, i got keybaord and controller plugged in i jusr swicth when im in and out cars

[snow citrus]

who tf would type an essay with a controller lol

[warm locust]

well hes not weong

[blazing ruin]

We talking about driving and they bring other random stuff so they can feel superior

[snow citrus]

YEAH but that's not the point 💀 💀 I'm saying that keyboards can be used for way more things than a controller

[blazing ruin]

Don't start other arguments if u can't win the one we started

[snow citrus]

LMAO I'm not even doin that

bro is just making shit up

[blazing ruin]

"u can't write essays on controller can u?"
U are

[warm locust]

yeah you're not wrong

but

[snow citrus]

are u giving advice to yourself or what? because the only one I see losing is you

[warm locust]

conteoller on driving >

[warm locust]

nah dawg u broight in essays

[snow citrus]

and u got a problem with that?

[blazing ruin]

Controller is better than keyboard to drive, there's no arguing there, if u think keyboard is better u have no skill

[dense sand]

It's up to preference I'd say

[warm locust]

well my issye is that

[warm locust]

this

doesnt not correlate to your actions

[warm locust]

they never gave controller a shot

[blazing ruin]

Controller > keyboard
For driving, if ur preference is going slower than sure, use a keyboard but don't say keyboard is better

[storm mica]

what 💀

[lethal birch]

Keyboard and mouse is harder to use but you perform a lot better in fps and racing games

Lolll

[warm locust]

not raving games

not racing games

[lethal birch]

Lolll

[blazing ruin]

Fps sure, not racing games

[snow citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/catrave-gif-4513998

[storm mica]

this guy has 2 things programmed into his brain
Lolll and stupidity

[warm locust]

lol

[lethal birch]

Sure ‘bout that

[warm locust]

fax

bros think wasd gonna carry tgem

[lethal birch]

Lolll

[snow citrus]

driving isn't slower on keyboard, although I can agree that it can be a little more accurate on controller. but you can learn to drive just as well on keyboard if you do it enough

[lethal birch]

Loll uno swap cars

[warm locust]

just as well is such a lie

its not physcially possible

[snow citrus]

it is. I can beat a controller player in a race

[warm locust]

not just in gta

[warm locust]

u beat some 9 year old xbox kid

[blazing ruin]

Cuz that controller player sucks

[warm locust]

ezacrlg

[snow citrus]

no

[snow citrus]

lol y'all makin a bunch of excuses again

[storm mica]

play any proper racing sim games and you'll find out just how shit kbm is at fine tuning and squeezing out tenths of seconds

[warm locust]

top twir controller player will shit on a pc player any day in racing games

[blazing ruin]

"I've beat console players on races so keyboard better"

[lethal birch]

Lolll uni swap card you. Now your actually stupid lol

[warm locust]

EXACRLT

these kids r gta players

try asstea corsa

wifh wasd

i dare u

its soo painful

[blazing ruin]

Without assists

[lethal birch]

Spelling lol

[blazing ruin]

Try a Porsche

[warm locust]

Loll

[snow citrus]

maybe in RACING games yes, but gta driving is much simpler than in actual racing games, so I CAN beat a controller player

[warm locust]

even in gta

[lethal birch]

Lolll

[storm mica]

it's like saying using a steering wheel to drive isn't as good as using keyboard

[snow citrus]

we're talking about gta not some realistic ass driving simulators 💀

[storm mica]

fucking dumbass

[warm locust]

that one ruf porsche

[blazing ruin]

Gta racing can still be super sweaty and complicated

[snow citrus]

assetto corsa is much different

[lethal birch]

Loll

[warm locust]

nah u said keybaord is as good as controler in RACING GAMES

which is asseta

[snow citrus]

correct because you can't use a steering wheel in GTA

[warm locust]

bro if u say something out of your ass please defend it

you said so much random shit

[snow citrus]

lol I didn't

I said gta

did u even read

[lethal birch]

Loll ppl be thinking controller goes against keyboard like that’s no matchup 💁

Lolll

😂

[snow citrus]

you're over here telling me that I'm saying "random shit" while you brought up assetto corsa all of a sudden

we're talking about gta buddy, not some realistic racing game

[lethal birch]

Keyboard is better in every aspect and one is CuSToMiZaTioN

[snow citrus]

that's kinda off topic now

[lethal birch]

LOLL

[warm locust]

it was towards the other guy

and u broight in essays lol

[storm mica]

even in gta controller is still better at making fine adjustments than kbm
kbm is literally full steering or throttle unless you tap it and that obviously isn't as precise as using a controller

[lethal birch]

loll

[blazing ruin]

Grab the s2, grab ur shit keyboard, drive as fast as u can without spinning out. A controller player will grab his controller and just drive around u with no issue

[snow citrus]

oh my bad

[snow citrus]

yeah because you (or someone) said that controller costs 1/4

[warm locust]

i said that

[snow citrus]

the price is not the point when you can do much more on a keyboard

[warm locust]

BUT LOOK

your paying 200

[lethal birch]

i had to get it i couldn't wait any longer...

[warm locust]

judt for the sake of the thortyle

u can get a keyboard for any rpice rnage

and u dont meed a throttle wasd to write essays

[snow citrus]

not necessarily, you could be buying it as a new keyboard AND as a way to drive

[snow citrus]

since when did I say that

[warm locust]

im saying that

[lethal birch]

Do you know that GTA elite racing pro YouTuber called (broughy) literally said keyboards and mouse is superior to younger bro controller because of input lag LOLL

[blazing ruin]

Not when the keyboard was purchased for the sole purpose of 0-100% precision on steering

[snow citrus]

.

[storm mica]

💀 💀 💀

[snow citrus]

.

[warm locust]

thank you for saging what i said but better

[storm mica]

input lag is becuase console vsync is dogshit and not because the fact it's using a controller

[warm locust]

who even does that

nust buy a keyboard

normal

and a contorller

[snow citrus]

thank you for saying something I already responded to

[lethal birch]

Loll just use keyboard

[blazing ruin]

They mentioned the price of the controller cuz someone mentioned u could buy special keyboards for racing which would cost a lot more than simply getting a controller

[lethal birch]

LOLLL

[warm locust]

thanks for using common sense

[snow citrus]

maybe someone who wants a new keyboard AND to drive accurately on a keyboard?

[blazing ruin]

No problem, now read my argument and shut up

[snow citrus]

that's not even the point... holy shit y'all rly don't get it

[lethal birch]

console is set to this exact setting “vsync - half” which is why a lot of input lag is on controller so keyboard is better

[warm locust]

controller 😭

[snow citrus]

lmao

bro rly tried to shut me up

[warm locust]

i use controller wired and input is same as keyboard bh

[storm mica]

they need mental help then

[warm locust]

tbh

[snow citrus]

?

[warm locust]

LOL

[snow citrus]

if u want a new keyboard you're not gonna buy a fuckin controller

[lethal birch]

Loll you have to turn of vsync for max effect and you can’t on console LOLL

[snow citrus]

yeah maybe because their mental health is too good

[blazing ruin]

I bet a normal keyboard and controller would be cheaper

[warm locust]

if uou want a newkeyboard for the sake of thorttle control then you would want to

[warm locust]

i on pc

and i use controller for racing

So its a win win

[snow citrus]

any good quality rgb mechanic gaming keyboard nowadays is 200 or even more

[lethal birch]

I agree with you that controller in pc is good

[warm locust]

rgb 🤓

[snow citrus]

?

[blazing ruin]

Just get a normal keyboard

[warm locust]

bros want lights jn their keyboards

[storm mica]

no it isn't 💀

[warm locust]

exactly

[lethal birch]

But keyboard is always bigger brother to controller even with it being wired on pc

[kindred gull]

lol what

[lethal birch]

LOLLLL

[snow citrus]

y'all be saying that shit while console players have led lights all over their TV room

[warm locust]

u can get good keyboard for under 50 lol

bro spends 200 on a keyboard and it stills makes so much noise

[snow citrus]

yeah maybe an HP office keyboard

[warm locust]

never seen that

[storm mica]

if you gonna spend 200 on a keyboard might as well build it

[kindred gull]

unless u want that fancy-ass analog keyboard, they shouldnt cost more than 100 bucks

[warm locust]

that is fire

[storm mica]

ain't nothing wrong with the goat

[blazing ruin]

I have my ps4, I have my controller, that's all, idk wtf u talking about, streamers are the ones that use those and would you guess it? They're pc players

[snow citrus]

have u heard of "mechanic" keyboards? you see, they have these things called SWITCHES which, instead of making a sound of an office keyboard, make a clicky noise

[lethal birch]

so discussion has ended keyboard is better in every aspect. PERIOD

LOLL

[blazing ruin]

Kid, shut, u have no arguments and no brain

[warm locust]

( speaking in gberral about racing game not gta not anything related. ) but in gta do contorllers give vibration based of the driving. imo thats helps me a lot in ither games like bemang

[warm locust]

that would drive me nuts

[lethal birch]

BUTTT CONTOLLER is more immersive

[warm locust]

bro what

Its not

[blazing ruin]

I turn vibration off lol

[lethal birch]

Shut up turtle

[warm locust]

oh

[lethal birch]

Turtle stop

[storm mica]

not all mechanic keyboards cost that much and not all of them make noise

[blazing ruin]

It's a frog u cat

[warm locust]

if i pay 200 for a keybaord it better be silent af

[lethal birch]

It actually identifies as a male human you frog

[snow citrus]

🍑🎮

[warm locust]

bros mad

[blazing ruin]

Don't care, u still know nothing about racing

[lethal birch]

ANIMAL RIGHTS HATER

I know more than I

[warm locust]

bro went from keyboard to animal rigjys

[lethal birch]

You*

[blazing ruin]

Says the one that called a frog turtle

[lethal birch]

Says the one calling cat a cat

[warm locust]

um

[blazing ruin]

[lethal birch]

Even though it identifies as male human

[blazing ruin]

It's not a cat u moron

[warm locust]

well i gues ssince this guy wants to be oftopic

[blazing ruin]

U just said jt

[warm locust]

lets just say

[blazing ruin]

Controller is better than keyboard for racing no matter the game

[warm locust]

keyboard is better for raving games if u are mentally and finacially stable in ur deciions

[lethal birch]

Stupid username and frog

[blazing ruin]

That's all there is to say

[warm locust]

u can buy keyboards

we dont care

[snow citrus]

yeah, well I hate to break it to you but razer blackwidow chroma v2 is one of the most popular mechanic keyboards (and a great one at that) out there and it happens to make noise

[blazing ruin]

I prefer keyboard over controller but for driving? Give me a broken controller, idc

[warm locust]

nobody cafes about whats pouplar

[kindred gull]

y tho? shit ton of input lag compared to keyboards

[lethal birch]

Keyboard is customizable hell a lot more than controller so it’s superior 😂

LOLL

[warm locust]

i have drift on my left joystick, still would take it ober my keyboard when it comes to racing

[snow citrus]

yes you do, popular means many people have it, many people having it means it's not shit (although this is not always true, but in this case and most cases it is)

[lethal birch]

lol 😂

LOLL

[warm locust]

stop irs not funny

[blazing ruin]

What's that even have to do with anything?

[lethal birch]

LOLL

[blazing ruin]

Bring ur mom to this conversation too will you

[warm locust]

pouplar doesnt mean fhat there is non other

[lethal birch]

Stupid frog has my moms home number

[warm locust]

u can still get good keyboars for 50$ or less

[lethal birch]

Phone*

[warm locust]

which make less noise

[snow citrus]

so you prefer having a slightly more accurate driving method with the risk of messing up and turning to the left for example, to having NO risk of messing up but being slightly less accurate? alright, suit yourself I guess

[blazing ruin]

By that logic the meme that I referred b4 is also true

[storm mica]

that's a shit keyboard for its price what 💀
the one i built is cheaper with faster switches and doesn't make much noise

[warm locust]

MESSING UP?

bro in controler u dont mess up

in keyboard u spin out and mess io

[snow citrus]

if u have drift yes you do lol

[warm locust]

0 control

[warm locust]

omg bro dont even get me started

drifting is hard on pc

congroller is so much klre flexible

[blazing ruin]

No

[warm locust]

how do you even choose your angle in pc?

[blazing ruin]

They meant joystick drift

[snow citrus]

bro is judging a keyboard for its sound 💀 💀 ain't no way

[warm locust]

like ur drift angle

[warm locust]

oh

[lethal birch]

You know why controller players don’t compete with keyboard players….. CUZ THEY SUCK

[snow citrus]

that's like judging a controller by the way it smells

[warm locust]

its still befger than keyboard

[storm mica]

and i said faster too???
blind?

[lethal birch]

Just jokin

[blazing ruin]

U don't cuz u suck

[warm locust]

r u 12

[blazing ruin]

LOLL

[lethal birch]

But keyboard players have more chances of winning

LOLLL

[kindred gull]

the input lag tho 🗿

[lethal birch]

😂

INPUT LAG CONSOLE LOLL

[snow citrus]

"faster switches" bro I can type fast with my keyboard, hate to break it to you but that's a fact

[warm locust]

keyboard users be paying 200

[lethal birch]

LETS ALL AGREE ON ONE THING AND THAT IS THAT CONTROLLER PLAYERS IN CONSOLE HAVE NO MATCHUP AGAINST PC

[warm locust]

for 0.1 more response time than controller

[kindred gull]

u get what you pay for brokie

[snow citrus]

I can get 100 wpm and even above with my keyboard. and even with the fastest keyboard in the world, 100 wpm is around my fastest typing time I can type at this point of my life

[blazing ruin]

I haven't seen anyone agree with u for the last 50 msgs u sent

[warm locust]

[lethal birch]

Same for you stupid frog

LOLL

MY CAT IS CUTER THAN FROGG

[blazing ruin]

Dumb and blind, damn, must suck for u

[warm locust]

hellen keller

[snow citrus]

no, we buy keyboards because they are better in millions of ways

[lethal birch]

No body making fun of my cat

[blazing ruin]

Pc is better than console overall but controller is better than keyboard for driving

[snow citrus]

yeah that I can agree with

[warm locust]

yes

[blazing ruin]

If that's ur cat then my theory of u being 12 is true

[lethal birch]

I agree with that frog but controller players on CONSOLE aren’t

[blazing ruin]

Wish I had a pc

[warm locust]

thats exacrlt whag a sensible peerson who wants bsst of both wolrds woukd do

[warm locust]

eh pc gta 5 online is hell

[blazing ruin]

That doesn't even make sense

[warm locust]

no fun of grinding if modders gonna greif

[lethal birch]

Loll

[warm locust]

wish i had a ps5/xbox series X

[snow citrus]

invite only

friend only

[warm locust]

no fun

[blazing ruin]

I wouldn't play gta online, max would be RP or single-player mods

[lethal birch]

Controller players on console have input lag so they have no matchup even against pc players

[warm locust]

rp is decent

[lethal birch]

LOLL

[snow citrus]

?

[lethal birch]

LOLL

[snow citrus]

so u like to get griefed? it's fun?

[lethal birch]

LOLL

[warm locust]

i want a lobby, witg non god modes

cuz i do enjoy pvp

[lethal birch]

LOL

[warm locust]

but not when they have godmode

[lethal birch]

LOL

[blazing ruin]

Yes, the adrenaline and not having to simply drive 12km without doing anything is fun for some ppl

[lethal birch]

FORG DONT MAKE FUN IF CAT

[warm locust]

holy shit plz shut up

[lethal birch]

OF NY. AT

[snow citrus]

I haven't seen a single person who wants to do pvp WHILE they're grinding

[lethal birch]

LOL

ITS FUN TROLLING

lollll

[warm locust]

i have lil ahdh

adhd*

am get bored fast

[blazing ruin]

I know a bunch

[lethal birch]

I am Japanese and eat frogs for lunch

[warm locust]

shut up plz

[blazing ruin]

Gosh, let me just block this kid so I don't have to see his stupid msgs anymore

[warm locust]

fax

[lethal birch]

Japanese ppl eat this type of food

And I love it

[warm locust]

bro we dont cade about ur sterytypes

of gta topic anywYs

[lethal birch]

I eat frogs for dinner and eels from for breakfast

[blazing ruin]

I've raced with a gta crew b4 and God damn can cars go fast

[warm locust]

130 mph :c

[blazing ruin]

They would outrun u on a straight line

[lethal birch]

Keyboard is not better than Japanese frogs

[blazing ruin]

?

[warm locust]

sorry i miss intrepted ur last message

[blazing ruin]

With brakeboost and kerb boost there's no limit

[warm locust]

o

[blazing ruin]

Pc can brakeboost even more cuz of fps

I've seen pc players brakeboost on stunt tubes and normal stunt track curbs

[lethal birch]

Lol pc players have 120 fps and better performance overall meanwhile console players: Exclusives: gta online “Hao’s special works”

[blazing ruin]

And normal brakeboosts are even longer

[lethal birch]

LOLL

EAT JAPANESE FORGS

FROGS*

[warm locust]

well i cant tell apart glitchers with modders

i would be racing and i would see their cars take flights

[blazing ruin]

Lol

That could be me

[warm locust]

i would take HSW over highspeed glitches tbh

i rlly like HSW

[lethal birch]

Bruh hsw is wayyyw better

[snow citrus]

btw why the fuck is this guy xbox role but defending PC like hell??? I'm confused

[blazing ruin]

I have the tendency to go a little bit too fast sometimes

[lethal birch]

I love console

[warm locust]

the same reason me a pc player defending controoler

[lethal birch]

Love

[warm locust]

well mYbe cuz hes dyslexic

but idk

[green basalt]

fuck dis dude

[warm locust]

very nice

[blazing ruin]

Cuz he's a kid that knows nothing about games but wants to look smart online

[warm locust]

that guy is maxuim 8 years old

no mors than that

[blazing ruin]

U defending controller, not console

[warm locust]

tre true

[lethal birch]

Fastest hsw car: 157 miles per hour fastest non hsw car 136 miles per hour loll which is what pc players have and old gen

[snow citrus]

coming up on this part of the road be like

[warm locust]

fax

litterly

fax

[snow citrus]

🗑️

[blazing ruin]

That part would be this happening

[warm locust]

i hate annoying kids with imani tech who drop oil spils there

so u cant wven stop

[snow citrus]

how do u take screenshots in those moments

[green basalt]

lol its funny tho

[blazing ruin]

Rockstar editor

[snow citrus]

ah ye

true

[warm locust]

yes

[lethal birch]

Fastest hsw car: 157 miles per hour fastest non hsw car 136 miles per hour loll which is what pc players have and old gen💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[blazing ruin]

I record them and edit it after

[warm locust]

jf u drop the mind

mine*

[lethal birch]

Hsw modsssssa

BUT hsw mods aren’t t faster than Japanese people eating frogs

[blazing ruin]

Sometimes they happen by accident and I have to do them again just for the sake of recording it and taking a decent pic

[green basalt]

shut the fuck up i dont give a fuck about ur forgs

[warm locust]

fax

[green basalt]

who even spells them as forgs

what are you?

8?

[warm locust]

very accurate guess

[green basalt]

junk parachute ruined it

also those wires

and its not centered

[snow citrus]

wdym

[snow citrus]

presses W for 1 sec

weeeeeeeeeeee

[blazing ruin]

I had to do this twice just to take the pic in Rockstar editor

[warm locust]

um acctuallt r2

[lethal birch]

Racist people in the chat hate Japanese ppl eating frogs

[snow citrus]

W for me

as in key not "win"

[green basalt]

suspension is fuck

[warm locust]

i got it to go up rhe mountain somehow

i feel proud

[snow citrus]

💀

[tardy stone]

@lethal birch, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino Heist: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Other Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @green basalt

[snow citrus]

who tryna go to the correct channel

[green basalt]

#No-Acess

[warm locust]

merecdes back with the le mans meomories

benefactor f1 car is based of the 2021 or 2022 merecdes f1 car

[lethal birch]

I’m Japanese and stop discrimination of my frog eating ability

I love eating frogs and eels and sushi and sea food

[blazing ruin]

We console might not have modders to ruin races but we sure have plenty of dirty racers in every single race

[lethal birch]

We console might not have modders to ruin races but we sure have plenty of dirty racers in every single race

LOLL

[snow citrus]

those people sure are annoying, but if you choose to do contact races you should expect some bumping and crashing

makes it kinda fun tbh like it's mario kart or some shit but without powerups

[blazing ruin]

Catch-up and slipstream are the powerups

[snow citrus]

yea true

if they're enabled

then there are the "GTA" races with actual powerups

[blazing ruin]

They are in public races

[snow citrus]

but the host can always change it

[blazing ruin]

They can

But they don't

Most of the time the host is a kid that doesn't know how it works and doesn't change anything

Or needs those things to catch up to other ppl

[blazing ruin]

I always expect it, that's why I love hotring races

[snow citrus]

tbh I took a long time to learn what slipstream meant

catchup was almost self-explanatory

[blazing ruin]

Idk where I learned what slipstream was but it was easy to understand, it wasn't even in gta

I had no idea what catch up was doing tho cuz I didn't notice others would always catch up to me

[blazing ruin]

How about

This

[green basalt]

cinematic parachute bag

[lofty seal]

but they say there is a trailer leak is it true or not?

[green basalt]

Benefactor Krieger

whoops forgot what channel this was

[warm locust]

flashbanf

very nice

[lost wolf]

I’m laughing my ass off right now! Very funny

[real dagger]

Guys I am a brokie 😭😭🤣

[primal haven]

Zoom in and read it then

[whole cape]

[abstract rapids]

Mad? Lmao

[blazing ruin]

[finite light]

@lost wolf ?

[lost wolf]

[finite light]

What'chu mean with the reaction?

[lost wolf]

It’s pretty common knowledge what the skull emoji means now a days

[blazing ruin]

@lost wolf still waiting for the 10f?

[lost wolf]

Yes

[finite light]

Yeah, but... was the outfit really that bad?

[lost wolf]

Well bro looks like a biker named Keith that smokes 2 packs of cigs a day and may or may not be racist

Second one alr tho

[remote oak]

[green basalt]

everything in casino chips

[frozen swallow]

clean?

[blazing ruin]

Not with those rims and color

That's a weird route tbh

[real dagger]

Yooo thanks for reminding me ! I have 15000 there 😂

Naahh I only have that

[frozen swallow]

it was an accident, and i only had that pb&j karuma bc we were doing CMM

[green basalt]

hit 140m for the first time I think

[humble rapids]

big baller

[green basalt]

doc forgery isnt complete dogshit this week ig

i got the truck mission so im not completely suicidal

[green basalt]

😴

[abstract rapids]

Alot of people was talking about Casino etc in time but never heard of heist to be honest

[ripe leaf]

Lol I hit 900m easily

😎

[snow citrus]

Is that all u have to say 💀 u rly think I'm "mad" huh

[strong cave]

CELICAAAAAAAAAAA

[haughty nexus]

Nice xsr

I mean car

[deft canyon]

Pretty nice, tho the bonnet bugs me a bit

A hood scoop and a ventilation hole?

Oh and theres 2 more smaller hood scoops

[lethal birch]

Grand Theft Auto V - Street Dealer locations For April 4th 2023

https://youtu.be/IxA_KrL7lX4

[fallow geyser]

Why that?

Oh wait

Sorry, i confused the Link

[lethal birch]

all godd

good

[dusky stone]

some dude took down my supervolito carbon when i was flying somewhere so i had to show him that i ruled the skies by trolling him with a Alpha-Z1 then shooting him down with a Pyro

[green basalt]

Tell trevor

[lethal birch]

Hsw mods are console exclusive to new gen which is why I prefer playing on consoles over pc because of exclusives and that is my main reason

[abstract rapids]

Cry then 😂😂😂

[blazing ruin]

[green basalt]

the monthly train

[blazing ruin]

What's monthly train

You post a train pic every month?

[lethal birch]

I eat Japanese frogs

[green basalt]

someone forgot story mode

[blazing ruin]

[green basalt]

Derailed

[blazing ruin]

Is that the mission where Trevor jumps on the train with a bike and then crashes it into another train to steal something valuable in the containers to give to Mr madrazo and be sorry for kidnapping his wife?

[green basalt]

perchance

[untold oar]

CMM 3 after 2 months

[lost wolf]

Ggs

[green basalt]

and he only gives you a 15% cut lmao

[edgy anchor]

Congrats, you won a boat

[golden berry]

Then he lost the car cause he took forever to take the picture

[lost wolf]

Tf does solo character even mean

[coarse shard]

https://vimeo.com/808171626

https://vimeo.com/812340019

[lethal birch]

huh

[primal haven]

Why can’t you upload your videos to a good website

Vimeo is for like movie producers lad

And short animated films

[coarse shard]

I dunno hard to break old habits I guess

[blazing ruin]

Great drift car wdym

[round sierra]

how ? i didnt knew its possible to play in casino, i have all locked there

[lost wolf]

Your country laws

[round sierra]

can i change laws in setting to unlock casino?

[elfin arrow]

no

[lost wolf]

Tf💀

[elfin arrow]

why would the casino be a thing if nobody could play there lmao

[round sierra]

how to change polish law? is there some indian guy tutorial on yt?

[outer barn]

You can’t change your countries laws 💀💀💀

[round sierra]

why

[edgy anchor]

🗿

[outer barn]

because you don’t run the country

[round sierra]

but i want, to play casino

[edgy anchor]

use a VPN

[round sierra]

how to run my country? do i need to download something to unlock that option

[edgy anchor]

[outer barn]

Ain’t no way bro isn’t a troll

[round sierra]

i just want to play casino

[round sierra]

what mean this shortcut? is that name og gta dlc?

how to unlock and use it

guys i just want to play casino, ill do anything just say what i need to do

[elfin arrow]

move to a different country

[round sierra]

bro i m playing this game coz i got it for free, dont have money or car license, i can walk but it ill took weeks to find home

[orchid geyser]

it’s not even really worth it, the game only allows you to buy 50k chips at a time

[round sierra]

oh oki

ill give up then

i dont need casino

[orchid geyser]

Good.

[deft canyon]

Yeah... about that....

I got screwed with that one

DCMM 2 and 4 went fine, but not that one...

[elfin arrow]

we don't talk about that one

[deft canyon]

True

[strong cave]

Fit check

[outer barn]

Not horrible if you were going for a mafia leader style

[haughty nexus]

+1

[young mirage]

Why I can't send a photo

[tribal ravine]

you need to be level 5 in server

[young mirage]

Oh thanks, guess I have to chat more

[tribal ravine]

so pavel does leave the submarine. interesting

[outer barn]

Did Franklin seriously mispronounce Caribbean

[green basalt]

This man just found out about accent

[earnest obsidian]

Bout to deliver this in style😎

[green basalt]

gonna hit 150m

[strong cave]

i love ur bike

[dense sand]

Neat

[green basalt]

150 mil 🥳

now someones griefing so I gotta deal with that

[strong cave]

Should I buy more business?

All I’ve got is weed and acid

[green basalt]

buy coke and meth lab

[strong cave]

Ok

[jagged heart]

Yessir

[strong cave]

Don’t got enough for coke

How do u get meth lab?

[green basalt]

same as coke

always buy the sandy shores businesses

[strong cave]

I don’t see it

OH IM STIPID LOL

CANT AFFORD

COOL

[green basalt]

this business looks nice

fits out character too

[blazing ruin]

I rather pay more for my business than have to drive all the way to sandy shore tbh, I don't care that I'm paying a lot more, fuck going all the way there

[green basalt]

sell missions are harder tho

thats the problem

SS sell missions are super spread out which is bad if youre trying to do them solo

if sell location didnt matter then yeah im buying in LS 100%

just because I like having everything centryal

[strong cave]

My arcade is in paleto bay how do you think I feel

[humble rapids]

💸 💸 💸

[blazing ruin]

Opps

[idle galleon]

since you already know, change it or 🤐 ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[strong cave]

Only one I could afford

[torn otter]

Gunz

[untold oar]

What happened

[knotty moat]

https://youtu.be/zlF8NXMAFRE a cinematic masterpiece

[lethal birch]

Grand Theft Auto V - Street Dealer locations for April 5th 2023

https://youtu.be/vE2zv6jRTYY

[frozen swallow]

accidental juke

[untold oar]

Would've been way better if the kuruma had normal colors

[deft canyon]

Ruined a perfectly good Kuruma smh

[hollow whale]

Lmao

[lethal birch]

You guys know it’s better to not do the cayo perico heist, just listen to me. When you repeatedly to the heist, you start to think of it as the best money making method for solo players and that’s true but that discourages you from exploring the 90% of the unexplored content in the game which makes you not enjoy the game. So I recommend taking a break from cayo heist and try doing other things in the game. Trust me, your gonna have fun.

[hollow whale]

I made a video to get the Tommy Vercetti outfit in GTA 5, would you guys let me know your opinion ? (It’s in French but subtitles are available)

https://youtu.be/0Lm8Tx1kUPA

[lethal birch]

Lol

[lethal birch]

French guy

[hollow whale]

Yeah I’m French but I’m good in English

[abstract rapids]

@outer barn 💀

[outer barn]

average Jamesthecool

[abstract rapids]

Fr 💀😂😂

He left xbox

He play on Playstation

I used to troll him with alyanna,with a funny moment

I remember the day when he was in godmod speedo,I told him that's I kicked him by mistake and alyanna orbed him, he was so mad 😂😂😂@outer barn

But bro he is lvl 1k legit only in some mouths 💀

[outer barn]

he put his Xbox specs in his YouTube bio 💀

[abstract rapids]

Yeah💀😂😂

He blocked me bc I invited him a tryhard gc 😂😂😂

[outer barn]

It would be funny if I could get them to join Aly’s server

[upper fjord]

Clout chasers

[stoic raven]

Tut

[lethal birch]

T

[clear pivot]

omg my delivery vechile fell

[abstract rapids]

He left xbox

[outer barn]

nah as in their discord server

[dreamy palm]

@clear pivot

get that coke lockup

[clear pivot]

mine is here

[dreamy palm]

yeah thats the one

best one by far

[bronze tiger]

The mechanic brought my scramjet looking like this

[deft canyon]

Wise words

[burnt cargo]

Genius.

[outer barn]

Common arena war w

[midnight dove]

your gay

[chrome zephyr]

should changed characters as soon as it felt

like hold alt and switch to franklin

[stable monolith]

i have no comments

[green basalt]

average console player

[gritty linden]

@compact nova

[compact nova]

no

[warm locust]

how tf is dcomentry worth that much

[green basalt]

2x money and high demand

[abstract rapids]

Everyone knows, Lazer is more slower than Thruster,everyone knows in straight line missiles and orb can't catch up..😂😂😂

[knotty moat]

Clean out your GTA file bro 😂

[clear pivot]

why?

[knotty moat]

You probably missed something or deleted a needed file

[sage tulip]

Anybody want to make a session and just have a huge car meet? DM me and if you wanna join the car meet session

[chrome zephyr]

coz you dont lose all your products if you just switched sessions/disconnected before it gets destroyed?

[lethal birch]

some were god mode I think but I got 2 with airstrike

[lethal birch]

Grand Theft Auto V - Street Dealer locations for April 6th 2023

https://youtu.be/Lf_wq6eRbok

[hollow whale]

Trust me I’m an engineer

[bitter sun]

Cayo Perico full incl. all setups in 24 min. https://youtu.be/G563lwSV2Hc

[elfin arrow]

only 10 minutes off the world record!

[knotty moat]

Try repairing the gta file

[solar shell]

new trick modders discovered?

[untold oar]

Yes

[silk galleon]

probably not new

just another way to bypass what rockstar keeps trying to patch

[lethal birch]

I can

Happy Easter everybody (early)

[whole cape]

The view from the farmhouse bunker. Kinda unique

Apparently theres a whole 55 individual wind turbines lol.

[lethal birch]

Wowzers

[rare yacht]

bruh how

pavel just called and i waited and its still easy mode

wtf

what do i do

LMAO

and its not do do with having a late message because i checked before the text and it told me to wait

i even switched sessions and canceled it and everything and still normal

am i missing some shit or smth

[lethal birch]

You have to wait exactly some amount of time before start

Heist

[rare yacht]

Wdym

[lethal birch]

When did you start the heist after you finished

It has to be 3 hours something

For hard mode

After finishing heist

[rare yacht]

idk

i cant start it at all after ive done

[lethal birch]

How long

?

You waited

[rare yacht]

idk

[lethal birch]

Yea so it has to be 3 hrs

Something

[rare yacht]

this is bs

[lethal birch]

3 hrs

Yea that’s the cooldown for solo players

To start heist in hard mode

[rare yacht]

Ive tried to start it after doing it and it still doesnt go to hard mode

its like i physically cannot start it

No matter what i do or try

so i need to wait 3 hours after a heist?

Fuck this game

[long venture]

how do i save myself

[blazing ruin]

Swim?

This ain't liberty city, u can swim

[finite light]

[tall gazelle]

Just started learning how to drift, i know this isnt the best but i was satisfied with this moment

The clip cut but i perfectly entered the ls customs

[lethal birch]

can anyone help sell me bunker

[blazing ruin]

[tall gazelle]

Pepe approved

Do you want exact modifications like paint, livery, etc???

Hold on let me see the modifications in ls customs. The car is karin futo, its only around 9k i think

@lethal birch stock brakes, max engine, stock spoiler, lowest suspension, max transmission, turbo if you want, low grip tires

[cyan crag]

Made japanese marcenaries from new john wick

Theyre so fucking badass

[untold oar]

It's so dimmed

[celest spade]

Apply via Modmail.

Your game should be connected to one.

It is just a link

Open Social club via browser.

Copy your url. Then apply via Modmail.

Don’t post these here.

DM modmail.

[outer barn]

💀

[celest spade]

I don’t your Modmail thread.

And im no tomato.

[wise anvil]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[tall gazelle]

I like it that way

[ripe leaf]

Red dead redemption 3 leaked trailer

[lethal birch]

Is this a real text?

[rare yacht]

i want

how i get

[cyan crag]

Mask and glasses glitch

The mask is in casino heist section

[rare yacht]

ye ik but the items i mena

Ah ok

[cyan crag]

Also black hoodie with black plate carrier and parachute is really good combo for military outfits

Overall hoodies are last thing i would expect to wear while looking for good combinations

Got suprised

Rockstar needs to add some realistic military gear

[rare yacht]

true

[tacit wolf]

Doing solo missions in spec ops gear makes it wayyy more fun (parachute wasn't on in 1st pic)

[outer barn]

You realize the mods are sending messages to you through the bot right?

Seems like you’re the imbecile here

[abstract rapids]

Thermal helmet is better

[atomic sable]

Guys I just shot pavel in the face for robbing my island x9999999999999999999 times

[abstract rapids]

[atomic sable]

here we have the average griefer vehicle now who ever griefs have no girls no life

[atomic sable]

I am taiking about thee oppreser mk2

[green basalt]

""spec ops""

[obsidian sparrow]

the good gta

[lethal birch]

sick

[obsidian sparrow]

moments after

[lethal birch]

W

[lethal birch]

L

[eager sparrow]

that’s awesome🔥🤘🏼

[karmic dew]

https://youtu.be/Sap3B2NMelQ

[crystal eagle]

Yes it is I got that message too

Wow

[lethal birch]

Grand Theft Auto V - Street Dealer locations for April 7th 2023

https://youtu.be/OLM2DJHvx5w

[chrome zephyr]

they did lester so wrong

[cyan crag]

Making missions with full squad in spec ops gear is even more fun, too bad i have no friends

[cyan crag]

But night vision is cooler

[smoky agate]

Bruh

[karmic dew]

It was generated by AI

[untold oar]

What even is that

[obsidian sparrow]

"mech"

also nice pfp

[smoky agate]

matching or no matching?

[teal crypt]

My hangar plus I have a couple more in storage

[whole cape]

Views

[blazing ruin]

Can you do this tho?

[blazing ruin]

At least you can spin it

[smoky agate]

I already spun it and it stops like that. Im mad.

[cunning oar]

huh, since when does the b11 have dual machine guns?

[celest spade]

Same happened yesterday.

[smoky agate]

One on each side?

[cunning oar]

b11 has 1 machine gun btw

[untold oar]

Wow

But I'm not trusting that the background isn't right

[hazy hull]

Idk

[abstract rapids]

What is you biggest score kills you did? Lmao @outer barn

[outer barn]

Most people leave my game after I kill them like 20 times but I think I’ve gotten like 70 something

[abstract rapids]

Lmao

Kek 😂😂😂@outer barn

[outer barn]

Bros really playing base 💀

[abstract rapids]

I'm not a base player,it's my first time 💀

[primal haven]

Idk why you’d even play it in the first place 🗿

[tacit wolf]

The sky looks so pink!!

[primal haven]

Kawai 🗣️

[humble rapids]

moody 🌆

[lethal birch]

Orbital can suck me off

Miss me with that 1-0 shit

[lean basin]

Perfect

[whole cape]

We love gta sunsets

They look even a lil crazier in HDR too

[whole cape]

Stunt races in the hsw turismo be like

[blazing ruin]

If that was hsw I would have missed the landing platform lol

[burnt junco]

Jesus Christ how u navigate the menu like that? Fingers be fast af

[celest spade]

Looks like macro.

[whole cape]

Thats xbox tho im pretty sure lol. I can prob scroll that fast if i rly am trying my ass off

I kinda thought it was pc for a sec too but then realized console can kinda do that now

[celest spade]

I assumed from red color.

[whole cape]

[lethal birch]

i love gta

[patent coral]

i must have gotten the nerf sniper 💀

[torn otter]

Slap

[sterile fox]

msg him 6-1 and leave

[patent coral]

oh i alr went to a solo

[sterile fox]

you have his sc, remind him every day

[patent coral]

how do i do that

[torn otter]

🧌

[abstract rapids]

My hand are macros,alot of friends telling me that 😂😂😂

Sometimes I drop bst too fast that's my game crash 💀

[rocky shore]

Me when

[novel flame]

m

[junior berry]

are you on xbox ?

[fading mortar]

?

[paper onyx]

I found a random upgraded vehicle in the game

And I was able to store it as my own

[fading mortar]

Ah alright

[rocky shore]

Yea

[fallow geyser]

That's completely normal

[paper onyx]

I have literally never seen this happen in online

It's normal in story

[fallow geyser]

In fact, a long ago, that was 1 way yo have almost fully customized Cars without spending a lot of money

[fallow geyser]

In Online appears more frequently

[paper onyx]

What???

Like fuck it does

[fallow geyser]

It is

You need to go to LSC more frequently, pal, always appears something

But before certain update, now pre-modified vehicles now appears in the streets too

Like the Blue Purplish Übermacht Sentinel XS or the Cream Yellowish Bollokan Prairie

[junior berry]

let me know if you ever need help with heist. ill help with setups as wel

[rocky shore]

Sweet thanks

[lethal birch]

LMFAO

[warm locust]

cringe suicider

ur kdr doesnt go down without TDM anymore so u dont have to be so geeky now

[paper onyx]

Bruh the dude on the motorcycle clearly tried killing them first

[lethal birch]

Grand Theft Auto V - Street Dealer locations for April 8th 2023

https://youtu.be/TkBYAdy2604

[sterile fox]

@kindred gull this is the grape rizz i meant (dont even ask about the background context, only screenshot i had)

[kindred gull]

how can one not ask for context?

[lethal birch]

???

[cedar osprey]

don't you hate when your bike decides to do a flip

[proven lake]

s

@proven lake

[wet wadi]

always

[humble nova]

HE HIT MY CAR ON THE HIWAY HE TRYNA LEAVE‼️😱🤬🤯😭🗣️💯🎙️

[knotty furnace]

https://www.businessinsider.com/custom-rv-expedition-camper-van-traveling-australia-slrv-2019-12?amp man they didnt buy this thing they stole it from humane labs. Real life inspiration for the Brickade 6x6 (acid lab)

[lethal birch]

And It Even has a GTA price wth

Now real Life Is gta

[cunning oar]

look on the map lol

hmmmm

wish me luck guys, im going to fight them

[lethal birch]

i wouldn’t bother tbh, it’s a bunch of no-life’s.

[cunning oar]

their horrible

i got 1 3-0

im currently fighting the publito guy

the other barcode ragequit

[lethal birch]

dang good looks then, but i usually don’t bother.

[cunning oar]

i got the last publito guy in passive, he was fighting me in a mk2 while i was in a b11 lol

he left too now lol

[lethal birch]

what do you guys think ab me using gta to promote my business 😭

[cunning oar]

ok

[blazing ruin]

How are u promoting it using gta? That's basically just ugly ads

[lethal birch]

gets their attention

the cars do

with my brand right next to it

[floral sorrel]

Apparently this is a thing?

not sure if its in GTA tho, is it?

[blazing ruin]

Don't

[whole cape]

I mean people are named ttv on gta al the time so thats basically the same. Just dont somehow promote ur channel here that way tho

[lethal birch]

Mf I almost got orbed

Why tf would I care about kd lmao

[outer barn]

They definitely look like the South Park emo kids irl

[lethal birch]

That’s Forza

[floral sorrel]

ah

tbh that looks like the kind of stuff that GTA would have

not forza

[lethal birch]

U do know that that’s a decal a player made right?

[floral sorrel]

ah, explains it then

[abstract rapids]

@heavy otter

[heavy otter]

[abstract rapids]

@heavy otter

[heavy otter]

[abstract rapids]

Wait