gta-media

[tired shoal]

Biker look not actual biker

But if you wanna think of it in that route think of it as a corrupt person of the government

[cyan crag]

What

[tired shoal]

Honestly I'm not even gonna try explaining anymore biker look vs actual biker is a real thing Lemmy is a good example he wasn't in a biker gang but had the look

[obsidian sparrow]

what

i agree with the gay ass ps player

[cyan crag]

Sad love story 😔

1 like - 1 pray

[obsidian sparrow]

[rotund badge]

Killed a faze

[languid beacon]

y

[tired shoal]

@obsidian sparrow @cyan crag just looked detectives do not really have any clothing restrictions which means they could dress like that and no patches means you are not in relation to any gang so it still fits

And IAA is more a detective agency then anything

[obsidian sparrow]

what

[tired shoal]

Look it up I already double checked and the bit that makes the outfit actually not far fetched is the no patches as in reality patches mean you are part of a gang or club no patch means no association

That's why this is actually not impossible detectives also don't have dress codes typically so they can choose what they wanna wear

[green basalt]

stock market is op

[sick heart]

deez nuts

[wise lance]

Anyone got the location to the gun van today?

[abstract cipher]

havent done this in half a year

[solemn berry]

Thats pretty a good accuraccy calculation skill

[abstract cipher]

wtf

where game sound

https://i.imgur.com/ybuHG1r.jpeg

do i do it

[whole copper]

Ignore the 30fps but enjoy

[rotund badge]

On PlayStation?

[abstract cipher]

i didnt even shoot it

clips above r me shooting actual griefers

[whole copper]

Doing gods work sir

[lethal birch]

Safest taxi ride

[lethal birch]

That just too bad u can’t put it in ur garage cuz i really like the custom taxi

Just pay 200 dollars tbh not that hard

I got one problem with this the top taxi sign breaks off to easily

[lethal birch]

I don’t think u understand the point

I do I was being sarcastic

& no I’m not buying the regular taxi the custom taxi goes way faster

[lethal birch]

You need to buy it to get it

[lethal birch]

Buy what?

Bc u can literally just get the custom taxi for free by reaching level 25 in the arena.

When I got mine I never bothered getting the regular taxi bc it goes slower compared to the custom taxi

[umbral moth]

I feel like this is the best thing to ever happen to me

[lethal birch]

Diamonds are easy to get

[umbral moth]

Lol

[lethal birch]

I say they’re easier to get than pink diamond from cayo

[elfin arrow]

objectively that is correct

[outer barn]

and yet you still chose the worst crew

[umbral moth]

I chose it for fun

Anyways mk weapons have no use in heist

[silk dove]

@lone ravine @hollow sail not sure how he did it but it was insane too fast to be legal, i thought someone far away was the one killed me so
https://youtu.be/r2mn3vlHRIA

[lone ravine]

Why you pinging me

[hollow sail]

You did kinda answer their question

[hollow sail]

Not a cheater, Just really someone who sweated WAY too much in GTA Online

[elfin arrow]

i don't see any evidence of cheating whatsoever

[silk dove]

pretty insane

[hollow sail]

Personally I wouldn't to "Stand your ground" solo

[silk dove]

oh you mean this mission? just random people invite me to mc and he started this bad mission for no reason...he quit the game after that video so

[hollow sail]

[cinder bridge]

you can get cheats on console with cronus zen but I would be shocked if anybody is using it in gta

[golden berry]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

👍

[cinder bridge]

@dusky timber get to work

[golden berry]

I'm putting my copyright on that picture , touch it oleg and i'll sue you for 25 levels

[dusky stone]

i've been too hard on the balet guy
here you go dude

[golden berry]

[noble breach]

https://youtu.be/31YnYGW0_2Q

Here's a crap tastical clip compilation I put together with some old clips.

[foggy sleet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctiRoUxIV7Q&ab_channel=2DN2KGaming
opinions on this edit style?

[lethal birch]

New day, new font!

[dusky stone]

have we gotten the san andreas one

the font

[simple dome]

Found this dude in my NC crying like he should

He's just crying cause he can't be a multimillionare that takes down the FIB for fun smh

[dense solar]

My bad wrong chat

[little needle]

highest IQ moment spotted on in game chat

[round hare]

Annoying ahh

[snow citrus]

Balet guy? 💀

💃

🩰

[dusky stone]

Typo

[snow citrus]

I know

Rate what? Your whole hangar?

[snow citrus]

Pretty nice but there are too many close-up shots imo

What did u make that with?

[dusky timber]

omg is that the firearms heavy duty vehicle down there?

[lethal birch]

Yep it were the gun van is located today

[golden berry]

No , it's a cop car

[dusky timber]

joke status: missed

[abstract cipher]

It’s the metal launching devices big truck car

[lethal birch]

I don’t see it

[crystal coyote]

what is this car?

[lethal birch]

Duke o death

[crystal coyote]

no

[lethal birch]

Oh

[silk wing]

future shock dominator

[crystal coyote]

clearly you have no idea what a duke o death looks like

[crystal coyote]

thanks

[lethal birch]

No i just thought it was the Duke o death ik what it does look like

[dusky timber]

that in no way looks like the duke o death

[crystal coyote]

ikr

[lethal birch]

Like I said I thought it was at first 🤦‍♂️

[foggy sleet]

R* editor basically with the open camera mod

[abstract cipher]

arena dominator

[lethal birch]

Place a sticky on the back wings

Easy break

No it’s not

Drive into the water

Fly*

No it’s not

Wanna break it?

Fly straight into a gas pump

[violet ferry]

Car?

In that case, that one right there

No

Man

You don't

[warm locust]

Oppresor

[warm locust]

Future shock dominator you get it but upgrading a dominator to a future-shock inside of the arena thing

[golden berry]

That's an arena

[warm locust]

arena* autocorrect on crack

[deft canyon]

It's like the easiest plane to land

it gets pretty slow in low altitude

[blazing ruin]

Noob pilots

[golden hull]

where gun van

[acoustic mica]

@golden hull

[lethal birch]

Near the casino

[crystal coyote]

Ye

[brazen gulch]

gta 6 leak

[acoustic mica]

Benefactor

[tall cobalt]

when will it be out date?

[limber arch]

Uh in ur mom

[limber arch]

Cool car tho

[limber arch]

If i had the money to buy it i would use it forever since i will be poor...

[edgy stratus]

oppressor mk 2

[edgy stratus]

one single piece of rock and it will be gone

[heavy granite]

when the shipments are duggan

like wtf is this AI

[supple sedge]

This is a nice screenshot xD

Completely unintentional

[young crest]

I'm thinking of the Duluxo with Mr Gadget helicopter rotors popping out the top of the roof like they pop out of his hat lol

[lethal birch]

Post vid of the heist

[supple sedge]

don't have vid but

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1074118228021874803/1074121538485375027/image.png

[tired shoal]

☠️

[obsidian sparrow]

my first cayo since the nerf
man this sucks

[elfin arrow]

yes it does

[golden hull]

wtf

[elfin arrow]

why do people have dms on

[golden hull]

bro he wants to know where to buy ruiner 2000 💀

[warm locust]

just tell him 😭

[abstract cipher]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/891773807881224233/975683516752883732/speed-8-1-1.gif

[lethal birch]

Or just let him experience it himself instead of just bothering people about it

[green basalt]

modern gangster

[gleaming spear]

Why are all his texts in caps?

[lethal birch]

Prob just a way of yelling at someone

[gleaming spear]

I had this happen to me once,the Duggans boat went really close to the map boundary limit ,luckily I still managed to destroy it with my Hydra before the boundary limit caused engine failure to my hydra

[elfin sphinx]

more of modern mafia in some senses

[outer barn]

germany car

[jagged heart]

Lol

[dusty fossil]

o

[glossy blaze]

o

[edgy stratus]

lmao mr gadget

[young crest]

inspector gadget lol i see my mistake

[lethal birch]

😭

even the headlights gotta better angle

😭

[deft canyon]

Needs to be bigger

And from top and bottom

[tribal ravine]

say less

[outer sequoia]

maybe if u squint

idk about the head bit tho

mans should see a dr

[light pike]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/10zz45r/not_a_great_start_to_the_session/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[acoustic mica]

Progen

[sharp canyon]

now, First i thought, i also got chased by the mad NPC drivers too but then i realize, That Were....Cops?!?

[green basalt]

whys there a random dune fav there

[golden berry]

If it's mrs baker against the wall , who tf is in my car ?

[gleaming spear]

Lol

[granite tapir]

My schizophrenia

[lethal birch]

[golden berry]

It's still the funniest change r* ever made , sending you a text saying "yeah i'll meet you there" but forgetting that the npc is with you talking on the road

[light pike]

HEYO

[outer sequoia]

spooky

[prime shoal]

Looks like my ex.

[outer sequoia]

this may be used against u in court

[quiet osprey]

oh yeah, 2nd pic I got

[lethal birch]

Trolling

[ivory hamlet]

I love unicouniuni

[lethal birch]

I am a civilized person

[golden berry]

No , you are on the road

[primal haven]

https://youtu.be/1aN-tZ79LnU it’s finished 🦦

[cyan crag]

My best time of getting killed after joining lobby is like 5 seconds

[still sage]

My counterfeit cash factory isn't working

It won't let me set it up

What do I do

?

[blazing ruin]

Go to the factory and set it up?

[turbid flicker]

https://youtu.be/nUJgDiv1GiQ

[young crest]

A stripper

It won't let u open the laptop to set up?

[acoustic mica]

Franklin from Fortnite

[still sage]

I'm right there at the pc

[lethal birch]

Not even trolling I work for rockstar now

Bow down

[still sage]

If you look in the pictures you will see that nothing is popping up for me

[lethal birch]

Or get banned

[still sage]

You're joking, right?

[lethal birch]

No

[still sage]

I appreciate your dedication & services to Rockstar Games & their community

[lethal birch]

Thank you

[still sage]

You're welcome

May I pm yoi

you

[lethal birch]

Sure

[still sage]

Thank you

[lethal birch]

@violet ferry

[violet ferry]

True shitpost

[violet ferry]

Ur kinda broke ngl

In 2023 that’s crazy

[lethal birch]

That’s my alt buddy

[violet ferry]

Still broke

Buy a shark card u work for cockstar

[lethal birch]

Main account

[violet ferry]

Where is the actual game

I’ve failed to locate the gta part of this picture

[lethal birch]

Money

Name of game on the top left

[violet ferry]

All I see is women

[dreamy kestrel]

What's the point of having that much money

[lethal birch]

Not having to grind

@violet ferry those are dev perks btw

[violet ferry]

Uh huh

No wonder why rockstar is so bad they can’t even see what they are doing on their own game

[lethal birch]

Again dev perks

That’s only on pc

In a couple of days I’ll show on ps4

[mighty harness]

[cyan crag]

???

[honest vortex]

Stuck nightclub van bro? Let me help you out 👷😉

[dreamy kestrel]

The best outfit you will ever see.

[obsidian sparrow]

[honest vortex]

Pretty good 👍

[honest vortex]

Easy kill for this guy...

[lethal birch]

@tribal ravine this is what i mean, kid joined in talking shit then rage quit

[lethal birch]

I’m confused

How did u do that

[mighty harness]

Timing

[lethal birch]

Is that the cayo perico heist

[mighty harness]

No
Agency Deal

[lethal birch]

Ohhh

I was confused

I have the agency I need to do that mission

[mighty harness]

It's an Autoshop Contract

[lethal birch]

Oh

[warm locust]

tell me you have no friends without telling me you have no friends

[light jungle]

howdafuuck did I not diiee

this guy was abusing me with the mk2 so I thought I'd return the favor ^

luck is a real thing

[still sage]

My counterfeit cash factory isn't working

Does anybody know a resolution to this

[obsidian sparrow]

you have to go to the counterfit cash factory and set it up

[lethal birch]

finally got lucky @honest vortex

[warm locust]

how r u not in a bad sport lobby

[lethal birch]

multiple accounts

when i go dodgy i switch till im clean again

also cargo vehicles dont count for points

[warm locust]

you’re on ps4 right?

[lethal birch]

5

[warm locust]

dam

Console players are helpless against people like you

[lethal birch]

im not that good lol

[warm locust]

if I were to destory cargo I’d have my ip displayed in the chat in the first 30 seconds

[lethal birch]

just caught him off guard cause i spawned there

[warm locust]

dam

poor home

Him*

[abstract cipher]

if i joined a public lobby id get crashed within 10 seconds

[tribal ravine]

good job I'm proud

[jagged heart]

My favorite gateway vehicles for the casino heist 🤣

[lethal birch]

why are you using the sewers over the helicopter

[jagged heart]

My teammates choose the sewers lol

[lethal birch]

not cargo but lmao

[lethal birch]

Guess what missiles these are

it's easy

[honest vortex]

Scratch one product 👍😁

[lethal birch]

yonice

[young crest]

haha you just need to join my crew I have the TAG "H0B0" name of the bins and hobo hehe

[young crest]

bad luck

[young crest]

I'm getting the Italian job vibe here.

[snow bronze]

Finally!

[deft canyon]

Finally what?

[lethal birch]

Drip

Right @deft canyon ?

[deft canyon]

[lethal birch]

Gun van @dusky timber

Add a gun van emoji

[floral tree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9FuDMABW58

a barcode

[primal haven]

Your channel is aids

Why is your name so long

[deft canyon]

Dude says "a barcode" while having the most bizzare name imaginable for a channel

[lethal birch]

You’re here too

Smh

[honest vortex]

What is this a porn movie?

[primal haven]

The video is him just killing a noob repeatedly

He could’ve at least used like half impressive clips, bullying different noobs.

No he farm one noob

[deft canyon]

black and orange intro plays

[upper fjord]

https://youtube.com/shorts/5wy1lCBDTlU?feature=share

[snow bronze]

Nah
Issa gangsta movie!

[snow bronze]

I've been up and out all day!

https://tenor.com/view/kat-williams-hustlin-gif-3555660

hustlin'

[dusky timber]

this hoonigan subscriber type manner of speech is giving me a headache

[stable monolith]

i landed tho

[lethal birch]

Aim120bs

[lost solar]

ty

[dense maple]

no.

[lethal birch]

not that

[dusky timber]

long gloves looking good ✨

[upper fjord]

R* have some odd lighting layering going on

[untold oar]

This is what no sky mods use

[lone cave]

alf25 missiles

[lethal birch]

wrong

amraam bravo

aim-120b

[lethal birch]

katyusha nice

[lone cave]

shit

[deft canyon]

Least goofy GTA Online character's face

[lethal birch]

That face looks like Nintendo graphics lol

[tired shoal]

Finally the color I have been looking for since 2016

[brazen gulch]

bre

[deft canyon]

That screenshot quality is so good

[fallen venture]

We do a lil trolling

[tired shoal]

I'm using the Series X performance RT

[primal haven]

Tf is the difference between performance and rt

[edgy anchor]

One has whatever this game considers ray-tracing, the other doesn't

[green basalt]

cool

[heavy otter]

Performance RT has ray traced shadows only. Fidelity has also.ray traced reflectioms etc.

[floral tree]

yes XD

[green basalt]

why the fuck is this an option

[floral tree]

yes

[primal haven]

Gg

[green basalt]

first APC kill

hmm

oh it says stinger im blind

classics garage

[fallow geyser]

Worn

[obsidian quartz]

21 can you do sum for me

[obsidian quartz]

how the hell have you not found it

[abstract cipher]

wall

why it has no sound again\

[lethal birch]

@honest vortex

[jade meteor]

Pc gta is crazy

[floral tree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgPBAp6IlW8&t=0s

lmfao

bro what is this

[dusky timber]

stop advertising

[inner mural]

???

[stable monolith]

thats u

[inner mural]

😱

[honest vortex]

Ah shit that happened to me before Christmas haha

Easily done

[deft canyon]

WHAT THE HELL, why are you advertising SHOPGTA5.COM!?!?!?!😠😠😡🤬🤬

[stable monolith]

the worst scam service ever btw

[deft canyon]

Fr fr

(I dont know anything about it)

[lethal birch]

16 days

[honest vortex]

Must have been there before 😂

[lethal birch]

indeed

[honest vortex]

Mine was only two

[lethal birch]

been there 4 times including now

[honest vortex]

I found it boring mostly, everyone off the radar

No cargo to grief either

[lethal birch]

pvp is fun when nobody is using godmode

[floral tree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6osIyKtzYlw

💀

[glossy blaze]

Declares WAR

[honest vortex]

Always someone doing that in a lobby these days

[lethal birch]

badsport has been chill for me

haven’t seen one person using it

[elfin arrow]

slam dunk griefer babies into the trashcan

[honest vortex]

Bet you both are in there 😂

[noble sundial]

i cant send picture

[elfin arrow]

because you aren't level 5

[dusky stone]

killing 2 birds with one stone baby

[steep gate]

kill your sled

[bold flume]

lol

[stable monolith]

do that mission using khanjail its way easier

[obsidian quartz]

hm maybe

[obsidian quartz]

this guy has a normal routine and think he's a tryhard

[lethal birch]

how do i make my rain look so nice

[lethal birch]

Pour water in your PC

And rain

alr

imma try

where do i pour it

on the graphics card?

[lethal birch]

Yes

alright

[untold oar]

Atleast your FPS is good so it doesn't make the game broken

[lethal birch]

give me a second

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

You idiot, my computer is not working, some particles came off it and now its not turning on.

Now I have to be on mobile.

Haha

[jovial cosmos]

Particles?

[lethal birch]

smoke particles

[lethal birch]

very funny, pc doesnt work now

[jovial cosmos]

Hope you fix it soon

[lethal birch]

😔

[golden berry]

Even his eyes have low tiers graphic cards , forced to be on low quality even irl

[fallen venture]

Happy Valentine's day to me

[lethal birch]

Why no elite?

[fallen venture]

Because I'm not a sweaty tryhard and realise games can be fun

[tribal ravine]

W you

[honest vortex]

If only it was panther

[unique wraith]

how easy is it to set up and execute the cayo perico heist once i buy the kosatka?

[tired shoal]

Not sure I just don't find the need to do it lol

[lethal birch]

ß.

Real answer: get a menu that supports shaders

Or use shaders

Theres a file somewhere that bypasses openiv but idk where

[obsidian sparrow]

what are they using ghillie for clickbait now?
like what is it actually about

[lethal birch]

Yo guess what

[rotund badge]

After an hour, I couldn’t guess

[lethal birch]

can give myself bs

is gta bs dead or is it my luck

[gleaming spear]

Lol

[brazen gulch]

graphics up

[lone ravine]

You were already told that's not allowed lol

[granite tapir]

Bruh he redacted the message smh

[lone ravine]

Most likely got banned

[lethal birch]

End heist prison break need 1 person on ps5!!!!

[simple dome]

My phone is having quite a day so far-

[glacial scroll]

@prime shoal mind if i pop in?

[prime shoal]

AYOO.

How?

And what is the name of that half mask?

@glacial scroll

[glacial scroll]

it’s just black quad lens on a black ski mask with grayscale ski goggles

[prime shoal]

Noting this down.

I prefer sport goggles better.

[primal haven]

You dogfight like a noob

[dreamy jackal]

huh
whuh huh

[golden berry]

you earned a 0$ bonus so now be happy and buy sharkcards

[dreamy jackal]

actually I did earn a bonus despite my session being empty by the time I sold it lmao

[glacial scroll]

@prime shoal

[prime shoal]

I am inside.

[uncut flower]

anyone willing to do the bogdan or casino glitch on pc with me if you have it im only lvl 16 and need help getting money
SaltyMon — Today at 6:19 PM
Who knows, Rockstar laziness knows no boundaries

[elfin arrow]

crispy

[green basalt]

ur guy does like 2 pounds of meth daily

everyone does that much

[abstract cipher]

The dudes

[barren spade]

finally got the combat shotgun after dying a lot looking for it

[lethal birch]

Wow 2mill take. Nice

[green basalt]

highest take from any casino ive done

[lethal birch]

Nice to play with a good team plus for s&s approach, can loot small vault twice

[green basalt]

vault doesnt give as much as elite does

so i only do it once

[green basalt]

hell yeah 3 diamonds in a row

[jagged heart]

Nice

[jagged heart]

Keep it forever now 💀

[green basalt]

lol

no point in that

other than to look cool ig

[lethal birch]

Cars

👍

[obsidian sparrow]

that poor lexus lf though 😭

not lf

uh

is

lexus is

[jagged heart]

Why your cars look like that lol

[lethal birch]

Idk these cars don’t really have good livery or anything

And I like black and red

What’s wrong with the top ones

[lethal birch]

Lexus?

[obsidian sparrow]

the one on the right

[jagged heart]

They are not realistic 💀 so I think they are pretty weird

[obsidian sparrow]

is a lexus

[lethal birch]

Who cares about realism 💀

[lethal birch]

Oh lol

U mean the vectre

[obsidian sparrow]

yeah

[jagged heart]

People who do car collection keep their car realistic lol

[lethal birch]

Oh

[jagged heart]

U definitely not a car guy then

💀

[lethal birch]

Meh not really lol, people get a bunch of JDM cars

[lethal birch]

I don’t do it like that I just get cars that I like

I don’t really care about cars that much

[obsidian sparrow]

my opinion still stands about playstation players having the ugliesy cars

[obsidian sparrow]

that is a collection

[jagged heart]

Xbox

[lethal birch]

Yeah I’m saying I don’t do it like the other people

[lethal birch]

Nintendo switch

Fr

[obsidian sparrow]

gta is not supported on switch

[lethal birch]

Issa joke

Sarcasm

[obsidian sparrow]

oh a joke

just like your car taste

[lethal birch]

Wow u really got me there

Now I’m gonna be depressed

💀

[true sonnet]

[obsidian sparrow]

am i crazy or does that itali have whitewalls?

i think they are bennys wheels 💀

[lethal birch]

Bro I have no idea

My friend glitched me his cars 💀

They looked more goofy before I changed them a bit

Couldn’t really make them loook any better

[obsidian sparrow]

white walls are literally just

[lethal birch]

U mean the stripes?

[obsidian sparrow]

like this

[lethal birch]

Ohh

I think it has those yeah

[obsidian sparrow]

it is fine on classic cars

[lethal birch]

I’m not the one who customized the cars

[sour parrot]

Classic Rod

[obsidian sparrow]

but on anything else

[lethal birch]

So leave me alone 💀

[obsidian sparrow]

you can change the tires

[lethal birch]

I know

But the others don’t look any better

Tbh

[obsidian sparrow]

put sport tires

[lethal birch]

I’m not good at combining colors and stuff

To make the car look good

I usually just go for black and red

[lethal birch]

As y’all can see

[obsidian sparrow]

black rims go well on basically any car

[lethal birch]

K

[abstract cipher]

sushi

[dusky timber]

still wrong

[dreamy jackal]

interiors to garage are free suprisingly

new car

[golden ginkgo]

When will it drop?

[dreamy jackal]

already lol
invite only tho or brand new sessions

[golden ginkgo]

Oh ty do you have any idea when newswire will drop?

Like sales,2x etc

[dreamy jackal]

clubhouses like 30% off?

45%

gotta check if mc sales are 2x

yoo
Stash houses are out

bandito trial on graveyard

G's cache

[stable monolith]

wasdat?

[dreamy jackal]

elysian island time trial

[dreamy jackal]

will job warp next to it and check,brb

ah shit got to search for it

[stable monolith]

thats fun ngl

like gun van hunt but easier

[dreamy jackal]

found it

[dusky timber]

wtf is a gerald

[dreamy jackal]

oh

uh ok

lol cheesed them
they cant shoot me while I can

uh
not really big reward lol
and I dont do mc anyways, I wait until 2x or until I gather some buddies to sell them

[dusky timber]

pogger

[dreamy jackal]

alr
mc stuff discounted but no 2x on mc sell

apparently dealers are out
also gun van gun van

I got 240k from 80k worth of bunker stuff
2x on bunker propably?

[shut fossil]

kinda looks like a retextured apartment garage

[lethal birch]

it is

[dreamy jackal]

another dealer

[lone ravine]

That's exactly what that is lol

[shut fossil]

Immaculate is apartment garage, industrial looks bad, indulgent is nice

[abstract lagoon]

New car
Sorry i took a photo of my TV

[dreamy jackal]

and last one has those prices

[abstract lagoon]

What is that even? Like SCR/Saleen or something? No idea

Porsche mix?

[golden ginkgo]

Is there a big prize difference between selling to dealer or selling bulk

[zealous torrent]

alpine

[dreamy jackal]

nope

just sell in bulk lol
and leave acid alone cause its actually worth selling normally unlike mc stuff

[abstract lagoon]

Ah

[dreamy jackal]

bruh

first a winky, then kinda good and now something vast majority of playerbase get for fucking free

[untold oar]

What's new

Wait finally some new content

[abstract lagoon]

Lmao

[safe gyro]

pontiac solstice GXP

[abstract lagoon]

Quite slick i like it never heard of it

[dark steppe]

The new car?

[golden berry]

Rockstar woke up and released half the dripfeed

[dreamy jackal]

theres apparently also some thingy called convoy

[deft canyon]

And you gotta get first place 5 times... no thanks

[dreamy jackal]

easy
Download the guardian, when race starts select solo option
if you see everyone leave, you have yourself an easy win

unless you actually want the challenge then good luck

[deft canyon]

I have an easier way

[dreamy jackal]

dm me it lol

[glossy blaze]

Street dealer
Street dealer

@dusky timber

[untold oar]

I think with all these new activities we should really get a command for all these

[dusky timber]

amogus

[glossy blaze]

Or you can do
Street van
Gun dealer

2in1

[untold oar]

We should just make a command that puts all of them on the map daily

[glossy blaze]

!gunvan

[untold oar]

It will include more than the gun van

Maybe !dailymap or something like that

[glossy blaze]

Gunvan, Street dealers, time trials, maybe?

[untold oar]

Not time trials

[glossy blaze]

Thought about daily stashes but it's at Cayo Perico, and no one really cares about it too much anyways.

[untold oar]

They don't change everyday

[glossy blaze]

Still changes weekly though

[untold oar]

I think everyday is a better priority

I mean the location of time trials is already in gta news

[glossy blaze]

Yes, but I think it'd be quite nice to put it on a map.

There aren't any downside anyways, right?

[untold oar]

If it ever turns out to be a command then we will see

[glossy blaze]

[deft canyon]

Street dealer

Bottom text

[golden berry]

I am absolutely against the idea of having another meme

Lester is with me i won

[stable monolith]

WHATTHEYDO

[whole cape]

Best looking garage?

Office garages still do look nice, but no cool colors

[dark steppe]

The new garage only really looks good in the black imo

[whole cape]

I might switch to some other colors and try those out but yea black was my first go. Red looks very nice with. Yellow might too

[median walrus]

Is it only one floor ?

[whole cape]

It’s 4 or 5, but all look the same visually

[golden berry]

You basically buy 5 10 cars garages

[whole cape]

Ok yea it’s 5

[whole cape]

That look a lil nicer too. So it isn’t a 100% copy paste, luckily

[dusky timber]

sterile garage = bad

[whole cape]

I think I’ll just keep it like that, nice and empty

Hmmm. What happens when we have a full 50 cars tho. Is it not gonna be sectioned into 5? Cuz if we have to sort thru 50 cars by the mechanic on a single tab that’s tuff

[whole cape]

Aight. So the cars from the 50 car garage are all mashed together in one by the mechanic, so good luck finding cars in garage 3 lul

[upper fjord]

You don't have your cars organised alphabetically?

[safe gyro]

[stable monolith]

ok so its trash. good 2 know

[gaunt acorn]

Anyone found the drug dealers yet?

[stable monolith]

ye scroll up

[dreamy jackal]

they change weekly + already visible

[abstract cipher]

the lost sand toes slash her

[dusky tapir]

[untold oar]

No they change everyday

[dreamy jackal]

Time trials dont

[lethal birch]

lmao

[abstract cipher]

window

he is not mod

if the bot is scamming report to modmail

[dreamy jackal]

samanca brothers

[lethal birch]

U would know if their a mod if they had the mod role on their profile of this server so no

[dreamy jackal]

shut yo open mic hispanic house aah bruh

[obsidian sparrow]

what the fuck why

rockstar

[whole cape]

[obsidian sparrow]

i have never seen these guys

holy

free resupply for killing 5 dudes?

[floral tree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78hX0xqy9yc

[whole cape]

That jesko is nice

But those guys have always been there. At specific times

[obsidian sparrow]

thanks

[dusky tapir]

[obsidian sparrow]

amazing clipping

[dusky tapir]

also I love this one

[umbral moth]

Take a pic of the north dock then you’ll find it

A stealth helicopter

Like the one in doomsday heist

[dreamy jackal]

not that one

anhiliator stealth

you rappel down

[lethal birch]

I made a crew emblem for the first time, rating?

I did not make it to look like the austrian painters cross dont you dare say it

Also we do a little spending

Finaly had some money so i balled out on cars and upgrades for my office garage, i now have a 60 car garage and 11 good cars

Also i got the 50 car custom garage, dont do it, its just 10 normal garages

[whole cape]

Well the 50 car garage has more customization than the office garages lol. The diff designs make up for the mostly copy pasted interior

Space is space too

This might be my fav design. This or red probably

[green basalt]

holy shit epsilon mk2

[green basalt]

steelers fan?

[lethal birch]

Can you even change it later or?

[whole cape]

Nah lol. I just thought it looked nice. Seahawks all the way

[whole cape]

Yes

[green basalt]

yes

[lethal birch]

How?

[green basalt]

🤢

only slightly more bearable than the patriots were

[whole cape]

Maybe I’ll have to see what a Seahawks design looks like

Honestly the greens and blues don’t look too great tho

[green basalt]

would be better if u could do 2 colors

[whole cape]

Yeah that would’ve been kinda nice. Although, some of the colors are already like two colors, even tho they’re listed as just one

[green basalt]

honestly every 10 car garage should be like that

[whole cape]

True. But I guess this is what gives incentive to the 50. I don’t think any garage really had customization outside of the auto shop kinda

The office garage doesn’t have interior customization does it? I swear it doesn’t

[deft canyon]

How do you get that?

I need it

[simple dome]

I've finally done it

[whole cape]

[heavy granite]

???

why is it there

[dusky tapir]

caught in 4k

[heavy granite]

What

[dusky tapir]

[heavy granite]

Man i gotta check my PC then

I don't think free bkep should be doing that

Especially cuz it only works in story mode

[whole cape]

[regal oyster]

Hello guys

you guys wanna play with me?

[lethal birch]

!lfg @regal oyster

[tardy stone]

@regal oyster, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino Heist: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Other Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @lethal birch

[obsidian sparrow]

959k in the bank :wheeze:

[warm locust]

How tf did u get that

[heavy granite]

Parently a mod menu affecting it, tho i didn't buy the car to be safe

[warm locust]

what menu

[heavy granite]

Can't say

[worldly crow]

Lmao

"intimations"

[tardy siren]

Can't even customize in this bih smh

[lethal birch]

duggan full armored guards are so hard to kill

[tardy siren]

He ate the shit

Assault shotgun ain't bad either

[lethal birch]

Yup but only useful at close range

[tardy siren]

It's good with large groups of npcs

[tardy siren]

And Avon's jugs on dd

[dreamy jackal]

wtf lol

mf got shot down by lazer missiles on depressor once and started malding

[sharp canyon]

Ok, First, Why?
Second, How?
Third, WHAT??
and Fourth, WHY???

[dreamy jackal]

to all of those questions I can answer with 1 word

french

[sharp canyon]

And?

[golden berry]

The answer is fomo, you see the car is limited time you want the car you don't have the cash/time you buy a shark card

[dark steppe]

and the sad thing is the vehicle isn't worth purchasing

a 2.2 Million dollar Sports car that sits in the lower to middle half of the sports class and struggles against cars 1/10th of its price

[golden berry]

People asked for the game to be easier for making money now we see the consequences

[gleaming spear]

[dark steppe]

i miss the days when 1 million was an insane amount of money in game

[gleaming spear]

Back then it felt so satisfying saving up money as well🥺

[dark steppe]

nothing was more hype than rockstar giving out 500k for their shitty servers back in 2013

[sharp canyon]

So, i have to keep the vehicle for eternity

[dark steppe]

pretty much, its going to do the same thing most of the other cars in the drug wars update do

Sit and collect dust

[dusky timber]

literally next week after diamonds in the vault...

[golden berry]

I'm going back in my yatch that I moved to paleto thanks to the casino

[untold oar]

Which gunman gives you an assault shotgun

[dusky timber]

packwatch?

[lethal birch]

TAXI CUSTOM IS MAIN DEPENDANT VEHICLE

raaahhhh

r* sucks

[dusky timber]

cheater griefer caught lackin in 4k

[blazing ruin]

Yet another car missed

[drifting maple]

Doing random contact missions for 13k before heists were a thing

Made getting 1 mil feel so awesome

[dreamy jackal]

I bought apartment in agency
absolutely worth it

[dreamy jackal]

Gun van
gun van

[lethal birch]

Bro it took me a few weeks to find gun van for the first time after the 3rd time it just immediately shows up when I get into a session

Like its no longer hard to find

[lethal birch]

9% gunmen (gustavo mota)

[glacial scroll]

@prime shoal

[prime shoal]

Lazer flies in
“Hello mfers”

[cyan crag]

I love how pavel is scaring us with all those loose ends shit lol, like what will el rubio do, attack us with buzzards?

[dark steppe]

El Rubio when your submarine does the one thing its supposed to do

[twin valve]

rate the fit?

[deft canyon]

She looks like a hooker

[lethal birch]

never ask to rate ur gta online character

it always only looks good to the owner

[floral tree]

unless its me ofc

my fits are top tier

[deft canyon]

Show em

[rare yacht]

ayo how do i send pictures here

do i need to be a certain level

[acoustic mica]

Level 5

[fallen venture]

Game: "Stealth is optional for this mission"
Me:

[sour parrot]

👍

[tribal ravine]

pc moment

[lethal birch]

til

[lethal birch]

i love mods for this reason

[glacial scroll]

?

[lethal birch]

TIL

today i learned that u can do that

when a bb is active

[young crest]

best thing is CHOP love him

[tribal ravine]

hmm interesting seems familiar

[lethal birch]

What do you mean, i have no idea what you are talking about! Any resemblance to any images tied to any murderious dictators is CLEARLY coincidental

[brazen gulch]

Sure

[viral crag]

Or you could've tagged us here 💀

Ok so the one I fought had some damage, still

[sterile fox]

what, didnt like that everyone else saw you were wrong?

[viral crag]

It's not that, I would just ping with the post and not use two chats

@sterile fox

[warm locust]

how tf

[sterile fox]

dont know or dont care about imani tech armor

[viral crag]

You said it takes more explosives

It's only RPG

[sterile fox]

where?

[sterile fox]

yes, if a vehicle takes as many homing rockets as it takes rpgs, it has a different armor type - meaning it will be more resistant to the damages listed compared to vehicles that tank less rpgs than homing rockets

[lethal birch]

Mid

Beat this

[sterile fox]

for example:
moc cab takes 67 homers, but 23 rpgs.
acid lab takes 49 homers, and also 49 rpgs.
moc cab therefore goes down in 4 flak shots or 50 railgun shots.
acid lab however, due to the different armor type, goes down in 9 flak or 109 railgun shots.
examples of other vehicles with similar resistance are the khanjali, rhino and terrorbyte, all taking equally many rpgs as homers.
(🤓 )

[lethal birch]

(Look at the names from the vehicles)

@sterile fox you’re getting removed next dlc

[sterile fox]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[viral crag]

Yeah I know, but it's also about practicality use also,you're not likely to be killed by a sticky bomb or a explosive sniper in game

But you are likely to get shot out

[sterile fox]

completely besides the point?

[viral crag]

Once people see it's a E-GT, they'll snipe you out easily

While with stuff like the STX, they can't until they break rhe windows which is 4 sniper rounds and you can GTFO

The also people spam homing missiles as they're faster and RPGs are easy to avoid

[sterile fox]

i dont care much for imani tech vehicles, they're shit against anything but homing rocket sprayers who arent much of a threat anyways. i was pointing out mistakes when people started mentioning explosive resistance, that's it

[viral crag]

While yeah the EGT has better acceleration, it handles pretty meh and it's top speed sucks

What I was saying was the EGT is good, it's not as good as the STX in normal uses, EGT is only better if you're going balls to the wall combat

But MOC is better for that in every way

[floral tree]

bet

[obsidian sparrow]

friend :9

:)

[gleaming spear]

What the hell

[abstract cipher]

those moders

[dusky stone]

This is for dragan

[untold jasper]

it’s not different armour types it’s the fact the damage scales on the homing and rpg are different

the rpg has split damage effecting the vehicle health + armour it has simultaneously

the homing effects simply armour until the armour is gone then starts damaging the health entity if you’d like to test grab a ballistic armour be shot with rpg and homing you’ll see the rpg takes armour and health homing doesn’t there’s a lot of damage scales that work like this it’s the reason the rampage axe one shots ballistic armour at full health

[gleaming reef]

https://tenor.com/view/seriously-laugh-laughing-you-serious-jk-simmons-gif-6107729

[heavy otter]

GTA Definitive Edition was good. Much better than the originals at least.

[shadow scroll]

gta 4 lad

[shadow scroll]

💀

[elfin arrow]

of course there's a youtube video for the gun van

[dreamy jackal]

uhhhh
why pharma and organic dont even increase wtf

[dreamy jackal]

I already had them lol
I tried reasigning them

alr, will check tbh if anything changed

sooomething started

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

[young crest]

So How did the convo go with the insurance company?? lol

[lethal birch]

lmaoo

[lethal birch]

also cute pfp

I would reply in kind if i could think of a response worthy enough XD

[junior forge]

Love my ceo name

Wish i could add LLC

[young crest]

mine is H0B0's

[golden silo]

Literally watching a reality show on gta
this is where my boredom has reached

[cyan crag]

-hello
Gets muted

[dusky stone]

i was in a dogfight with a lazer
i had a prop plane with it's left wing damaged
He fell before i did

[cyan crag]

Lazer wannabes

[dusky stone]

I used flares at him to troll him more

I still don't understand why I can't lock on to him

I had to pew pew

[brazen gulch]

🤡

[fallen venture]

"Look at me, I'm the captain now"

[cosmic vector]

want to hear your opinions

[hard thistle]

Anyone know where the cache is in senora national park in sandy shores

ive been looking around for 15 minutes and still cant find it

nevermind i found it after 15 minutes

[novel pulsar]

Can someone help me out? I want to trade in my MC clubhouse and my coke lockup but will i lose all my upgrades if i trade it in?

[green basalt]

how he dont see me

[green basalt]

listen for beeps

[green basalt]

sentinel looks ok the other car is hot garbage

[cosmic vector]

Wym

[dreamy jackal]

#gta-online

[real dagger]

Guys wtf is that

Looks like freaking cyberpunk stuff 😂

Is it UFO stuff ?😂

[obsidian sparrow]

biblically accurate modder

[real dagger]

Damnn

[nimble viper]

this is just regular pc stuff what am I supposed to be seeing exactly

[obsidian sparrow]

i see you lurking saturn...

[real dagger]

Should I get in ?😂

[viral crag]

Rockstar, when?

[real dagger]

LMAOOO

[dreamy jackal]

perfect quality

[real dagger]

Is it a movie or something 😂🤣

Guys ...

[lethal birch]

The upside down, or something

[golden berry]

Gta 7 leak

[real dagger]

Ye 😂

[glacial scroll]

@prime shoal

[prime shoal]

Tryhard confirmed.

[wooden garnet]

😱

[dusky timber]

a lot of tryhards wear that smell like a bitch shirt

are they trying to tell us something?

[fervent sleet]

no they probs just laugh at the word bitch as their parents dont allow them to swear

[dusky timber]

[fervent sleet]

[golden berry]

Funi

[elfin sphinx]

upside down city mod

or whatever

[real dagger]

Damn😂

I made a video for my yt now 🤣

[obsidian sparrow]

they dont even know they are advertising chanel perfume

[glacial scroll]

yesss

at least someone gets it

[foggy oracle]

wasnt there a motorcycle here

[obsidian sparrow]

yeah, not only the car brands are parody

EVERY brand in the game is a parody

[glacial scroll]

ik, but people assume i’m a tryhard when i rarely pvp

[dreamy jackal]

it changes
its imanis lol

[obsidian sparrow]

lmao i just crashed my helicopter responding to the message

[foggy oracle]

i've never seen that car there
I only saw the motorcycle everytime I went to the agency garage

[dreamy jackal]

that one is lamar's

[foggy oracle]

well this is new

[fickle ocean]

i think it depends on where you are in the story line, have you completed dr dre and are doing short trip now?

Like when you take the super diamond to get into the mansion it is in your agency

[dreamy jackal]

we do a little trolling

[lethal birch]

formation flight

jk

[foggy oracle]

yea I did finish the dr dre storyline
but idk what are u talking abt
whats that super diamond thing

[dreamy jackal]

the lawyer
you use it to sneak into mansion in high life finale

[cosmic vector]

hi

[primal haven]

You got no right to call anyone a wannabe

[cosmic vector]

:O

[charred talon]

Hi, how do i share a video here?

[subtle wedge]

S4m's commands can only be used in the moderation channel.

[cyan crag]

Ok mr "king of pilots"

Lmao

[primal haven]

King of freemode pilots

Get it right

[cyan crag]

Wannabe

[primal haven]

Didn’t I 10-0 you?

[cyan crag]

Nah i actually 0-31 you

[primal haven]

GG

[cyan crag]

Lll

[finite light]

Been feeling photogenic again, tried a new look. (1/3)

(2/3)

(3/3)

[humble delta]

wish me luck

says my sd card has 10GB 6.2GB 3GB left

[vocal grotto]

https://youtu.be/5X6-2BEWQoI

[warm locust]

1st for sure. Eyes in gta look weird so shades are nice. Plus the shape of your character is very slender (big chest skinny arms) so the suit cover it up

[prime shoal]

What could’ve been.

[golden berry]

Nothing it's a sub, water in gta have nothing of value

[prime shoal]

I like to explore water depths.

Was also referring to customization options.

[golden berry]

That'd be a cash grab to let anyone customize boat

[glossy blaze]

I'd let rockstar grab my cash.

Let me respray my Avisa

[golden berry]

If there's no f1 wheels then it's not worth it