gta-media

[jagged heart]

😭 I’ll maybe get there at the end of the year

[hollow ledge]

FINALLY, I have reached level 1000 in car meet rep!

[golden hull]

wheres the gunvan

the pictures are small

i cant tell where it is

oh

[hollow ledge]

Use GTAWeb, it's updated every day and has the locations of most things you'll ever need, with toggleable icons to remove the ones you don't want / already completed

[deft canyon]

You must be having too much free time

[hollow ledge]

Yeah, not been in work since September, and start back in Feb. xD

So had a lot of time to AFK and race

[heavy granite]

rate drip

this game has approximately 0 orange shoes

like actually, and the only good orange shoe has ugly ass blue stripes on it

[edgy anchor]

Skill issue

[keen hemlock]

Timbs

[edgy anchor]

Real

[wise mica]

This guy might be a hacker? But on xbox one?

[wise mica]

Tails as a child was sonic's sidekick but he grew to be one of the people who rob el rubio 46 times a week

[glossy blaze]

Nah, he's just a career racer.

[wise mica]

True

[blazing ruin]

PT?

[wise mica]

You mean portuguese? Nah, korean

Yes it is portuguese

[blazing ruin]

Could be br

[wise mica]

Yes, brazil

[blazing ruin]

I'm pt

Didn't know u were br

[lean basin]

https://youtu.be/EJzy6XEvTaM?t=887

[alpine idol]

me and my friends from my crew about to do a dog fight with the team based in LSA

[primal haven]

https://youtu.be/HVUI9pT6sEI I like dogfighting too

Couldn’t embed original video it was too big lmao

[alpine idol]

I was too busy dogfighting that I forgot to turn on the video lol

we also use a mods to spawn many jets fighters making it like Ace Combat 7 dogfight

[primal haven]

Lit

[dense spruce]

Its so fun playing Cayo
I almost forgot the fun in it

[abstract cipher]

🔫

[abstract cipher]

@wooden garnet heheheha

[dry nebula]

How'd you know it was Trevor? 👀

And with a pistol?

[abstract cipher]

o i just saw sand and garbage with yellow letters and thought it was related to trevor

[dry nebula]

Pavel is too funny 😂

[wise mica]

Nice, have you done galm vs galm yet?

"Yo buddy, still alive?"

[alpine idol]

nah not yet

[wise mica]

Garuda vs strigon? That one can be done in teams

Although you'd need to add a few garudas there lol

[dense spruce]

Look at dis dude

[outer barn]

I was hoping he could land up here with me but oh well ig

[nimble viper]

I’ve never seen Putther fan in the wild before

[glossy blaze]

@dusky timber

[abstract cipher]

🅾️

[deft canyon]

GUN VAN

[golden berry]

gun van gun van !

[dusky timber]

[golden berry]

I'll call you modder the moment i see you with the rusty tractor

[abstract cipher]

Oleg is secretly moder

Bro has at least 50b

[golden berry]

no modder role , that's illegal

[abstract cipher]

Moder role

No modder

[candid prawn]

hi

how to in joy for serever

[lethal birch]

Hi.

Can you say that again, please?

@candid prawn

[eternal heart]

Railgun is a live saver against these jet abusers

They now need good skill to dodge these bullets

[potent summit]

@prime shoal

[prime shoal]

My guy 🤙🏻

[shut fossil]

i followed a guide on how to make my character look like Ryan Gosling but mine looks like his third cousin (bottom image)

[glad galleon]

Hi! Where is Van Gun?

[potent summit]

bro just scroll up a bit

[glad galleon]

ty, sry

[echo heron]

femboy

[cyan crag]

Is it you on your pfp?

[echo heron]

Yeah bro def me

[cyan crag]

F

[echo heron]

Bro cant understand jokes

[dense spruce]

A bag over the head
remove the tats an we’re good to go

[deft canyon]

Them crocs tho 🥵

[lethal birch]

@dusky timber

[blazing ruin]

Omg how does he know

[dusky timber]

@lethal birch

weirdly i went there 20 minutes ago and it wasn't there

[golden hull]

where is gun van, im at the location and im not seeing it

[prime shoal]

Sometimes you have to spawn in a new session if it doesn’t spawn. Worked for me.

[golden hull]

ah

thanks

[elfin arrow]

GUN VAN

bottom text

it is right there

[golden hull]

rpg is gone from the gun van

😭

i wanted refills

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

now up n atomizer is here

[golden berry]

because there's an interest of buying anything from him ?

[hearty meteor]

Bro just buy from ur inventory menu

[median oriole]

😂

[deft canyon]

Dude is not the smartest tool in the shed

[lost wolf]

bottom half look like a man💀

[maiden meadow]

jefferey dahmer. put on some glasses

[shut fossil]

i managed to adjust it a little and he def looks better in game lmao

but true

[maiden meadow]

bro can i know the parents combination

[tender coral]

Sophia and Diego

Resemblance all the way to sophia, and skin tone about 40:60

Everything else, up to you

[maiden meadow]

i drive

[coral flare]

people posting

[gaunt acorn]

Where is that?

[elfin arrow]

the location is visible in the picture

[golden berry]

It's at san andreas !

[wooden garnet]

????

[abstract cipher]

Ong

[wooden garnet]

torture

[dusky timber]

by all means unnecessary

[coral flare]

by any way possible

[tulip pagoda]

Ș)

[jagged heart]

Lol

[dusky timber]

gun van

[sharp canyon]

gun gun

[abstract cipher]

Bottom text

[lethal birch]

[golden hull]

oh

[obsidian sparrow]

it costs more there

[golden hull]

where do i find the inventory menu for ammo

[jagged heart]

ig I can use that $2,196 to pay my employees

[abstract cipher]

pay is a joke

[wise mica]

Btw i wasn't gonna say "1x0 noob" lol

I was gonna say "wow, sorry that was a railgun training lol" or something like that

[abstract cipher]

[jagged heart]

Taxi !!!

[wise mica]

That rtx does look amazing though

Ps5?

LMFAO the fare is 131 and they'll give you 1057 from tips

[dusky timber]

rtx on amd hardware

[abstract cipher]

🅾️

[jagged heart]

Yes ps5

[snow citrus]

Bruuuh. Rich mfs

Rich people shit

[jagged heart]

Here’s the gun van location

Damn

[abstract cipher]

this needs to be a trend

why is there border

one sec

[dusky timber]

boundaries are about to be broken

[abstract cipher]

🅾️

[dusky timber]

[abstract cipher]

goofy ahh sob

[golden berry]

Omg is that gun van gun van?

[abstract cipher]

[lethal birch]

Gun van

[hollow ledge]

Why like 7 people posting this each day?
Just use GTAWeb. It's so easy.

[dusky timber]

gtaweb 🚮

[golden berry]

Gun van gun van

[elfin arrow]

where is the gun van today

[lethal birch]

In my opinion better when Oreo does it

[abstract cipher]

when u write a word so many times u question why its spelled that way

[clever robin]

bro getting a good sleep

[abstract cipher]

Tomy werciti clone

@ TomyWercetti#9228

[dusky timber]

@celest spade

[cyan crag]

@unreal escarp

@unreal escarp @unreal escarp @unreal escarp

[wooden garnet]

omg he did the funny 😨

me when rad's happy bday 🥰

happy bday

[lethal birch]

That hmm looks weird

[deft canyon]

[dusky timber]

[dusky stone]

i wanted to do smth but my game glitched

[gleaming spear]

[green basalt]

always check your map

[tender coral]

[light pike]

if im leading i always hit them

[tender coral]

Omg guys

Dlc just leaked

[clever robin]

it was a great drift session when your car looks like this

the car looks like guido

[green basalt]

well he spun himself out

submarine car

[abstract cipher]

real submarine car

[abstract cipher]

ong the cat

[sharp canyon]

why he's allowed?

why he's allowed too?

[green basalt]

all done

[sharp canyon]

Congratulations

Now do it the same in Singleplayer mode

[green basalt]

oh boy ive done that like 5 times already

[shut fossil]

seeing this is a fucking blessing

when i have gotten tequila 6 times

[pulsar sand]

@prime shoal

And also @summer zephyr if you want to see

[prime shoal]

Hmm… I’ll visit my penthouse in a bit..

[terse sigil]

@languid hearth all I found

Game file couldn't have corrupted cause you reinstalled it

[languid hearth]

So my game is corrupted?

[terse sigil]

Maybe

Is it disk?

[languid hearth]

Nop

[terse sigil]

It shouldn't have corrupted

You should try reinstallubg it one more time

That's all I can come up with

If other games work for you it's not the Xbox problen

It has to be the game file or some how a rockstar problem

[languid hearth]

I dont have any problem on my others game, its juste Skyrim and gta 5

[terse sigil]

Also if your wifi is bad while downloading it could corrupt a game file if you downloading online

Try reinstalling it one more time

If it's only for those two it could have been your wifi going down while the download

Idk

[languid hearth]

ITS GOOF

OMG

Thx you my Friend

I LOVE YOU OMGGG

[sharp canyon]

and the bridge stuff?

[green basalt]

ive done everything in story mode

nuclear waste and submarine parts and all

just no golden peyotes

[dreamy jackal]

the hell are those things

[cyan crag]

I dont think its gta

[delicate vault]

What the hell happened in here?

Forgive me. But this ain't gta

[upper fjord]

They fucked up hard when they made a few weaponised vehicles raceable recently. It's even worse on Deluxo only tracks where you can now pick land only vehicles

[delicate vault]

Sometime I see how lucky I am not to be part of the PC community yet

[valid panther]

Pc community

[dusky timber]

the community is good

it's the outcasts who aren't

[green basalt]

$10m to lean on a railing

[granite tapir]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/397126668822773762/1065998548644151366/Prangle.gif

Then why are there people sending me invites in public lobbies to do something stupid?

[lethal birch]

@queen plaza Here a menu for you

[queen plaza]

😘

[lethal birch]

Glad you like it

[valid panther]

so worth it

[dusky stone]

Has there be a gun van meme where it's just
Top text

Bottom text

[golden magnet]

this goddam npc ruined my heist prep

i completly inialated it

i swear these npcs r designed to kill you

[lethal birch]

Is this a car or livery?

[dusky stone]

Livery

[lethal birch]

Car would be better

[median thunder]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXuLZ5tvQlY&ab_channel=TheProfessional

[golden berry]

You ended the sentence with "yet" don't worry those kind of things will happen to you

[lethal birch]

Where Is the gun van meme today?

[golden berry]

I'm not booting my pc just to make it

[lethal birch]

[shrewd lotus]

Literally just saw that and was like hmm ima share this

Posted 12 hours ago

[abstract cipher]

All the way up there

[abstract cipher]

Yea

[dull viper]

LMAOOOOOOO

[lethal birch]

what song is this?

https://youtu.be/M92c6pl10u0

[lethal birch]

thanks

[lethal birch]

@dusky timber

[lethal birch]

L bozo

[dusky timber]

sec

[severe hearth]

How do I post image

[lethal birch]

Lvl 5

[severe hearth]

Bruh I’m level 2

How do I get more level

[lethal birch]

Chat

[lethal birch]

[jovial cosmos]

Need help setting up the garden tool guys

[gleaming spear]

[dusky timber]

[cyan crag]

💀

[cyan crag]

"At least we have 60fps tho"

[cyan crag]

Goofy ass looking car

[lethal birch]

But but

[cyan crag]

Bro think he scramjet

[lethal birch]

It’s beautiful

It won lemans three times in a row

[cyan crag]

Did it win any bitches

[lethal birch]

Yes

Unlike the scramjet

[median oriole]

Pc

[whole cape]

@dusky timber 227 in the HSW drag heh (ignore brightness Xbox live doesn’t like HDR)

[dusky timber]

oh so that' why the ui is more transparent on eggbox

[whole cape]

Ye hdr does that. I guess it just makes all lighting more dynamic or whatever.

Kinda makes it hard to see or decipher some things but hdr is good

[gleaming spear]

So gross

[oak horizon]

💀

[shadow scroll]

guys... don't log on to gta online

[golden berry]

you needed youtube to know that ?

[cyan crag]

Whats wrong with that

[golden berry]

The video from whatever was interesting as it show you one of the possibility , the other account was just a reupload from tez tweet (and that not adding to all the other issue that we already know like the remote crash/kick)

[torpid fox]

fear mongering

these are the same people that said rockstar added easy anti cheat

don't listen to them

[lethal birch]

Normal fight

[ocean siren]

Ain’t no way you….I gotta try this shit out

Thermal and Railgun combo

[lethal birch]

[ocean siren]

I tried that before and let say it’s not the best for me

[lethal birch]

There’s practice

[ocean siren]

oh I’ve tried multiple times

I’ve practiced by learning the movement of average players

And predicting

And some players movements are unspeakable

[lethal birch]

Like mine

[ocean siren]

I swear some players keep moving left or right for longer than 10 secs and it messes with my aim

Like I’m used to people moving rapidly side to side

[lethal birch]

Nah I move to left for 15 seconds

Move to the right for 5 secs

Then left 15 secs

[ocean siren]

I just stay still and then move for different time periods

[torpid fox]

the guy who created the brick script^

[safe flume]

Oh

[jagged heart]

Oh

[gentle plaza]

Oh

[minor geyser]

He's not sorry 💀

[hallow oracle]

Bro created a super weapon

[mellow thunder]

truth

[lethal birch]

I don’t

Easy way to die

[ocean siren]

I don’t, I stay still for a split second

[whole cape]

Little late

[mellow thunder]

No adblocker

That property for sale might protect my account from being bricked

[shadow scroll]

yt is breaking yt vanced. only on the homepage i get ads

[mellow thunder]

there is vpns that can block ads on yt

[junior briar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZZMhgxgOv0

do you lot think this still looks good?

[marble flame]

the guy who made the "corrupt account" feature in mod menus decided to completely remove and delete it

[dusky timber]

that's some shit, even i was able to do better in my arena macro

[coral flare]

this whole time, the bricked account fix was the same as the normal solution if there's save data problems

[wise mica]

Is that the script that was mentioned in #gta-news

[coral flare]

the lurkers on their way to buy the menu since the link is in the discord message

yeah it's in the free version of the paid menu i used to use

[wise mica]

So that guy thought it was a good idea to give braindead 9 year olds the power to destroy accounts

But seriously what the fuck is wrong with those who use that shit, why do they even do that to others

[dusky timber]

extended distance from grass

[turbid shard]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/690653076889272411/1065599916803620884/9038dc9a-bdab-479f-beae-1422d260a0fd.mp4

whoops

[golden berry]

Please don't move sir i'm calling the cops

[lethal birch]

fuck this guy. rockstar should hunt him down

[obsidian sparrow]

yay

[quiet osprey]

u fucked up

[golden berry]

Brave from you to take the time to take your phone for a picture while this is happening in your lobby

[dusky timber]

that's gotta be a screenshot from a tube video

[wooden garnet]

i wana be in a tube vido

[patent breach]

I'd rather see you in a hub video

[wooden garnet]

meow

[dusky timber]

https://youtu.be/WFyzadnA79k

[wooden garnet]

FUCK DRAGON RPG 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 💯 💯

[golden berry]

"totally worth 20 bucks" wow i'm hurt knowing that now they sell it for 30

[dreamy jackal]

!shitposting

[tardy stone]

Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.

Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.

This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting

Requested by: @dreamy jackal

[dreamy jackal]

well shit
idk where it belongs lol

[near minnow]

closer and closer

[tribal vessel]

guy you can play gta online on PC. It's safe no worries

[dreamy jackal]

kid named skilled opressor mk2 player:

[fallen cave]

They still said report them. So I dont believe

If they need us to report clear things, that means they are not doing their job

[tribal vessel]

Oh yeah, the report system.
I thought it was a joke

[quartz grail]

what the fuuuuck

how could they possibly have thought that bricking random player's accounts would be a good idea

[jovial cosmos]

"report such players in game" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Is this an early april fools joke?

Also, of course they're not gonna openly advise you to not play the game, but still...

[quartz grail]

isn't it like, programming 101 to fully assess the affects your code will have if released to the public

[jovial cosmos]

Rockstar: we don't do that here

[quartz grail]

I was meaning the person that made the mod menu

should've been more clear, sorry

[jovial cosmos]

Ah, I see. I'm surprised they even apologized, like come on, you knew exactly what you were getting into

It's a good gesture to delete the function from their menu tho, so props to him

[quartz grail]

"Wiping innocent player's ingame balance is baaaad??? Whaaaat??? How could I have seen this coming??!?!?"

Yeah at least they did something

[jovial cosmos]

It's nice to see that at least some of them know where to draw the line

[quartz grail]

knew where to draw the line way too late

damage is done

[jovial cosmos]

true

Hopefully, it's an eye opener for the dumbasses at rockstar HQ

I stg if mod devs solve this issue instead of Rockstar bro...

[quartz grail]

they seem to have a history of fixing rockstar's issues before them

Modders can block job warping, a really useful exploit

that rockstar haven't addressed

[weak cairn]

Ack

[quartz grail]

it would've been a huge one if RCE features made it in

[quartz grail]

syn ack

wait no

it goes

syn

syn ack

ack

[weak cairn]

SYN then ACK then SYN-ACK I think lol

Ah yeah that’s probably the one lol

[prisma island]

The wonders of the deluxo

[lethal birch]

The PC playerbase can celebrate the Lunar New Year by getting their money wiped, levels reset, and profile data corrupted by the same cheat makers you took a pledge to protect your customers from but have done nothing about. A Happy New Year indeed!

[marble quarry]

D O N O T P L A Y T H E G A M E

https://youtu.be/T4suANqWzc8

[mellow thunder]

Yes play the game

[drowsy glacier]

that the most garbage suggestion rockstar support have given, because why mtf dont even explain to you that u have to collect physical evidence of it and make a ticket in rockstar support page and even then im not sure what are the chances your report will reach staff over their autobot

[obsidian sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-gta-gta5-grand-theft-gif-20875484

[magic field]

https://youtu.be/0ejN0qE5QdE

[plain spindle]

We already had it

We had the gto for casino wheel like 6-8 months ago

[weak ginkgo]

Yea i was showing the livery to someone

it was the first pic i found on google. he wanted me to show mine but im not getting on pc rn bc of the bullshit happening lol

[outer sequoia]

i just made mine red cuz Ferrari

[nova roost]

omg how do I get it

[snow citrus]

For sure

[snow citrus]

Yeah this is totally GTA

Totally gta related

Also how tf do u manage to fuck it up so bad that you send it horizontally

[golden marsh]

So now they're chickening out

Now only 1 more menu has it

[golden berry]

That's not how it works , if t2 would have sent anything they would have shut down they whole things not just one specific functionality

[lethal birch]

i don't think so. this piece of shit cheating tool's developer added the features in order to gain sales for their menu. he only removed it after shit hits the fan, it becomes "Oh sorry guys, I didnt mean to put that there, I will take it back out now". this is also another reason why GTA Online on Twitch is literally non existent

[cinder bridge]

imagine how many casuals had their accounts fucked cuz of this

these casuals dont follow what's going on in the community

so they prob have no idea wtf is going on

[quartz eagle]

@quartz trellis

[quartz trellis]

thanks

[quartz eagle]

No problem

[honest vortex]

These vans were blocking my route

[median oriole]

All that for $2000 then run away on your broomstick

[scenic relic]

What’s your fave gta outfits?

[median oriole]

💀

[lethal birch]

Lol scam

[median oriole]

@solar bolt gonna explain?

[cinder bridge]

wait he's gonna give you 300 dollars?

oh he wants credit card info 💀

trash scam lmfao

[honest vortex]

Need to pay the apartment bills somehow

[shut kite]

yesturday i was greifing with god mode speedo

to funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNvV1TmelIQ

[shut kite]

dont do it

u gonna get hacked

[clear mango]

lmao

[shut kite]

i got my acc banned

from a magicain

cause i thought it was fake

but luclky i also have ps4

[clear mango]

via @tribal ravine

[lethal birch]

@dusky timber

Gun van gun van

[deft canyon]

All that for a 2013 car 😭

[heavy otter]

What is a magicain?

[silk cipher]

modder

[heavy otter]

A mod menu?

[honest vortex]

Invisible cargo it seems...

[clever robin]

not sure how true this is but this is the latest update known yet

[heavy otter]

If that is true it tells pretty much how well brains of a cheat developer work

[sly sigil]

woulnt be surprised if r* takes him to court any time soon lmao

[clever robin]

wouldn't be surprised?

[heavy otter]

I don't believe even he believes his own bullshit

[mellow thunder]

Ugly ah livery

[jovial cosmos]

https://twitter.com/RockstarGames/status/1617175263120326657?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet|twtr^true

Rockstar Games (@RockstarGames)

Celebrate Lunar New Year with a free Rabbit tattoo and Traditional Painted Rabbit mask — gifted to all GTA Online players who log in this week, along with a GTA$188,888 bonus delivered within 72 hours of log in: https://t.co/UO3oWUxmA9

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I stg you can't make this shit up. Are they high or sth?

[sly sigil]

💀

[dusky timber]

as i said in another serber:

[hard thistle]

and they aint doing shit about online

[cyan crag]

Dustman vest

Face covered in bird's poop

2$ store sweat pants

Textures stolen in detroit

[wise mica]

The two possible outcomes of having braindead noobs ahead/behind

[desert ginkgo]

Fuck my life with a dragon dildo bro

Wtf

[wise mica]

Kamehameha sushi arigato rasengan?

[desert ginkgo]

If I see this dog eater i would snap his jaw

[drifting garnet]

guys we have to move to Czechia pavel is running for President

[dusky timber]

^ this guy would love to smell pavel's morning foot fungus every day when opening the window to enjoy a breeze of wind

[hard thistle]

damn pavel went from robbing cayo perico to running for president

[raw wadi]

HAha

[lethal birch]

Ok

When

[wise mica]

He went from running a heist to running for president, same field of career though

[hard thistle]

lmao

[jagged heart]

$85,000 from arcade safe

[lethal birch]

@ocean siren lol

It’s gta

Anything can happen if I’m in your session lol

[snow bronze]

I call it ...
The Black Death

[wise mica]

Edgy

The car looks cool but the name is edgy

Call it the Black............ black

[snow bronze]

It kills
What can i say

All it does is park itself outside
And who ever wanna challenge it
Burn rubbers next to it.

But before Black Death
It was known as Ghost Rider

[dense spruce]

easy lazy sell go brrr

[jagged heart]

Some kid in chat was saying I can’t get a 100k from the arcade that’s why I send the pic here

[crimson helm]

@ionic dock as requested

[ionic dock]

SO HOT

[crimson helm]

i got 9.3 million now lmao

[ionic dock]

I am gonna go to my hangar rn

[crimson helm]

enjoy jacking off to it or whatever 👍

[ionic dock]

I will man. Thanks.

[cyan crag]

[snow bronze]

The submarine talk

[snow bronze]

Nice little rabbit

[limber mason]

I finally did it

[snow bronze]

Proud of u

[honest vortex]

Just did mine tonight too lol

[snow bronze]

Finally got the street car I've always wanted!

[knotty moat]

Sexy

[snow bronze]

Thx @knotty moat I get that a lot!

[outer crescent]

Ez

[visual snow]

Bro how long have you been playing

[outer crescent]

I have hundreds of days online but this is from current pc situation

[burnt umbra]

Hol are you one of the few legit 7000s out there 🧐

[elfin arrow]

that's not a thing

[snow bronze]

He's 61 now
The dude is eligible to receive senior citizens' food vouchers.

How I park my ride when I'm late to a heist meeting

[outer crescent]

That poor car 😦 its got white shit all over it

[wise mica]

This affected consoles as well

I've seen two accounts at level 7999 in races

They had 100000000 wins and 12 losses lmao

Worst part is that both sucked

So they were probably some low levels who got their stats upped by a hacker somehow

[outer crescent]

That's just old gen modded acc transfered to current gen

[wise mica]

Ah makes sense

[noble flame]

You just know people or do it yourself (that is if im thinking the correct pc situation)

[outer crescent]

Nah not myself, whole public session got done lol

[noble flame]

God damn lol

Rp or money too?

Been trying to randomly join a modded cayo all day lol

[hazy topaz]

Never existed

Highest legit level is prob around 2k, and that might be a stretch

[dusky timber]

rellikain on ps and chrisgamer on eggbox

one is 4000+ the other is 3400

but you can count legit high ranks like these with your own 21 fingers

[dusky timber]

@whole cape

[whole cape]

Yeah 2000 isn’t a stretch at all lol. I started playing 2017 and haven’t grinded rp much for the last year

[sterile egret]

man.

[cyan crag]

"Legit"

https://tenor.com/view/quotation-marks-air-quotes-dr-evil-autstin-powers-mike-myers-gif-6227353

He legit modded it

[sterile egret]

Dayyum professional be cryin rn

i know

he’s still the most well known

Oreo?

Oh I see

Oh Oleg

Cool

[wooden garnet]

what about now

everyone know papi 🅾️leg

[sterile egret]

the legit high ranks

[wooden garnet]

🥰 _ _

[dusky timber]

ty

[wooden garnet]

oh

i thought he was crying in his latest yt vid again

[sterile egret]

he’s probably gonna cry about the pc problems even though I don’t think he plays on pc

[wooden garnet]

can never be too sure

[sterile egret]

Unless he already made a vid on it

[wooden garnet]

already did 😶

[sterile egret]

shiet

only saw ghille lose it

[dusky timber]

where is the fine line between crying and raising awareness?

[wooden garnet]

its ok tho that issue is fucking hilarious and also very dangerous

[sterile egret]

it’s a dangerous problem

[wooden garnet]

yea i dont have an issue with his video, watched half of it

[sterile egret]

one that has yet to be addressed

[wooden garnet]

crying is making a big deal out of a small issue, this issue aint small tbh tbh but it isnt his target demographic

so 😶

[sterile egret]

yeah

😶 moment

[wooden garnet]

fr (😶)

[sterile egret]

Nice to see you around here again btw.

[wooden garnet]

tyty

i would post smth but everything I have is a year old

[sterile egret]

bolts best snapshots comp..???

[wooden garnet]

ooga booga

[dusky timber]

was that a pelo reference?

[wooden garnet]

papi 🅾️leg im eepy 🛌 (also maybe)

[abstract cipher]

cat on the game when moders crazy

chinamen lobbies

[dusky timber]

[abstract cipher]

[austere marsh]

wheres the firewall

[abstract cipher]

fake perry

[dusky timber]

this is the one from yesterday btw soz i forgot

[austere marsh]

??

hm?

It's my irl name

[abstract cipher]

@lethal birch

fr

[sterile egret]

rude

[abstract cipher]

edit it full of "text"

[lethal birch]

wait wtf

impostor??

[abstract cipher]

fr

[thorny fulcrum]

Highest legit level is 7241 as of 2022 🤓🤓

[cyan crag]

Im sorry for ppl who have legit lvl above 2k

[outer crescent]

Who's thT

[snow bronze]

Lmao

[snow bronze]

When everyone is upstairs celebrating a successful win and I'm downstairs checking out the host's garage

[clever pond]

Depressing garage

[cyan crag]

Tbh idk why everyone hated the precision rifle so much

Ofc its not meta but its still so fucking satisfying to use

[clever pond]

Yea

[cyan crag]

But its still too expensive

[snow citrus]

What da heeeeeeeeell

[clever pond]

Bro tripped

[snow citrus]

Too powerful

[snow bronze]

Be nice bro

[snow citrus]

same

[clever pond]

Ok

[snow citrus]

Not in my opinion

[snow bronze]

Mind if we see yr garage 👀

[snow citrus]

From what I've seen he's underrated. So many people I've seen hated him

[clever pond]

Ok 1 sec

[snow citrus]

Yeah so could've just modded to that point

[snow citrus]

Your garage was like that at one point too

[clever pond]

I'm loading in to take a photo

[clever pond]

Yea it was worse

[snow bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/worry-katt-williams-dont-worry-ill-wait-ill-wait-waiting-gif-4753484

[snow bronze]

Classic man

[clear mango]

THX

[abstract cipher]

gun van gun van text where

[dusky timber]

provide location

[abstract cipher]

daily oleg 6/34

[dusky timber]

isn't this like 9/34

should be 11 now with this one included

[golden berry]

Omg gun van gun van!

[dusky timber]

gum van!

actually

[snow citrus]

Chewing gum van

[storm mica]

Cum van

[smoky agate]

beach buddies

[abstract cipher]

i knew someone was gonna say it

💀

[jagged heart]

How did he not see me 💀

[abstract cipher]

They are selectively blind

[dusky timber]

it's a circle of vision a lot of time... with coppers especially

[deft canyon]

Because GTA stealth logic

[uneven karma]

because he likes to watch the sea

[cyan crag]

Because
Hes looking at X
And youre at Y
X=/=Y

[snow citrus]

That's not even weird, you can get way closer and he still won't see u

[quaint latch]

This tree is looking kinda sus

[shut fossil]

🚶‍♂️

[spare sequoia]

Cool

[potent summit]

bro tryna be the NOOSE team

[shut fossil]

i also just made my character Ryan Gosling so

[honest vortex]

Looks nowt like Ryan Gosling lol

Is it the clothes?

[shut fossil]

the struggles of the character creation

yeah, meant to look like Drive

mine looks like a dollar store one

[honest vortex]

Face isn't there lol and I havn't seen the film 😂

Nice try bro...

[honest vortex]

Yeah a tad now I see

Lone Post OP van out in the wild...

[still sage]

Hey, I'm actually gonna take $1,875,000 and give $468,000 per person 😃Is that fair?25% per person including me & I'm the leader of it.

[dusky timber]

40 20 20 20 is fair
25 25 25 25 is equal
55 15 15 15 is

100 0 0 0 is a relic of the past

[granite tapir]

What if it's the same people from the first setup to the heist?

[clear mango]

ah hell no

[delicate vault]

HAHAHA

[cyan crag]

Cuz theyre cringe

Crocs are for true sigmas

[prime shoal]

Bruh this is so unfair,
why can’t we get Hi Tops like these as players?

[granite tapir]

Literal 🗿 moment

[fiery sparrow]

Average GTAO lobby
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/796411125536784467/1067083896698699866/X7_20y5LXuPa_AJL.mp4

Haha
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/796411125536784467/1067082773849968690/RxZPWi5ruivk0P3N.mp4

[little needle]

i highly doubt rockstar is working on any of their games at the moment

[fiery sparrow]

And last clip
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/796411125536784467/1067081694382932098/Y7twg4sH925IYdye.mp4

[clear mango]

what hahaha this is crazy

[prime shoal]

GTA Community: “please fix pc online”

Rockstar: “hehe, car go vroom”

[clear mango]

you mean "what?"

[prime shoal]

I mean I hope they lose that race badly and waste their money. As karma for all the years of neglecting reports, especially the recent ones.

[clear mango]

wait, wanna play?

if you can through social club

I know you're on ps4

[prime shoal]

Nah, I am doing my own thing.

[clear mango]

okay

[cyan crag]

Cuz theyre cringe

[keen hemlock]

They have a racing team?

[torpid fox]

i didn't know either

[deft canyon]

They have a record label, a racing team, but where the hell is the cybersecurity expert?

[tender coral]

Rip. Adios to your account

[tender coral]

Not in their budget

[little needle]

uhhhh.... whats cybersecurity and cybersecurity expert

[clear mango]

this is my "friend"

I don't trust him a lot so I removed him from the list

lol

[gaunt acorn]

Happy Lunar New Year

[primal haven]

Look at this silly noob

[deft canyon]

Well, consider the fact that a menu can pull anyone's IP address, that should tell you enough about what i meant here

[little needle]

They cant find your exact location, all a kid can do is to search it on google and find your city or neighbourhood at the worst case, no website will let them know the exact address

[jagged heart]

Almost at 100 million

[untold oar]

Do you use HDR

[jagged heart]

Yes

[untold oar]

Looks very good

[deft canyon]

I am not talking about some basement dweller telling they will send a hitman to your door or shit like that, you are missing the point here. It's about the fact that your IP address can be used to DDos attack you.

[jagged heart]

🙏

[little needle]

its easy to protect yourself from a ddos attack with a vpn, also i doubt rockstar would do anything to prevent that at this point as they already use peer-to-peer, they would just go for easy and expensive solution which is actual servers, and well, its the expensive solution so they wont give a fuck

[deft canyon]

No shit it's easy to protect with a VPN, but that doesn't excuse the no-fucks-given attitude from Rockstar here. I don't know another game where i need a VPN to protect myself from ddos attacks personally.

[little needle]

they are too busy with doing nothing, they cant bother fixing the issues about their games rn

[lethal birch]

⚠️ GUYS THIS IS IMPORTANT!: ⚠️

⚠️ GUN VAN! ⚠️

⚠️ GUN VAN!⚠️

[deft canyon]

Thank you for the arrow, couldn't have seen it otherwise

[nimble viper]

I can’t see it still

[lethal birch]

I'm really good at details
need big red arrows like YouTube thumbnails or they won't see it

[little needle]

take these --> 👀

[jagged heart]

I can’t see the gun van mate 🧓 👀

[golden berry]

You go to san andreas , should be around here

[honest vortex]

Since doing it solo only for the last 40/50 times I've done it I thought for someone reason that was an NPC in the boat with you lol

[chrome dew]

Just me looking swag asf

[cyan crag]

I think you would like ace combat

Tbh idk why dont you play it lol

[cyan crag]

Plane fightning in this game sucks ass tbh

If you want at least a pinch of realism and immersion then buy ace combat

[edgy anchor]

The planes look realistic

[cyan crag]

Well duh

[edgy anchor]

That's about it💀

[cyan crag]

In gta you just point your funny dot at a plane and shoot

And spin in circles lol

[edgy anchor]

Ok?

[primal haven]

I fly like paper get high like planes

[cyan crag]

What does that even mean lol

[primal haven]

Everyone’s a winner we making our fame longtime hustler making my name

[cyan crag]

Every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes

😮‍💨

[primal haven]

I’m taking money

[cyan crag]

No you dont, its on my bank account

[primal haven]

I would play ace combat if I wanted the authentic experience of death itself due to how dead it is

[quartz trellis]

my mint

oh no i lost this my my

[jagged heart]

💀

Bout to spend most of it on vehicles 🚗

[snow bronze]

To hell and back

[jade acorn]

same

[cobalt dragon]

Apparently I can't send images in a channel for images

[shut fossil]

you need level 5

[golden hull]

Is gta back again

[deft canyon]

insert gun shots and cash register noise

[cinder bridge]

wtf wrong with my feet 💀

[deft canyon]

[snow bronze]

Why do u feel the need to show off yr bank account?

[deft canyon]

Pretty sure it automatically shows up when you browse clothing

Or... show off your characters feet for whatever reason

[cinder bridge]

lol that picture is actually pretty old i got 80m now

[deft canyon]

[cinder bridge]

i aint no brokie

i made it

[snow bronze]

And he keeps going! 🤣

[cinder bridge]

hell yeah i gotta flex on yall 😂

most dudes here got modded money anyway my shit is still low

[snow bronze]

The game, or IRL?

[cinder bridge]

if i had 80m irl I would def have a gf 💀

[snow bronze]

It doesn't matter, flexin is flexing huh? 🤣

[cinder bridge]

yesss i got apartments, cars, planes, helis, yacht everything

[snow bronze]

What u need a girl for? She ain't worth the apartments, cars, planes, helis, yacht, everything!

[cinder bridge]

to hold me down lol

but enough of that lets go back to talking bout this shitty game

[jagged heart]

I fw the fit

[little lily]

New gta 6

[pine perch]

yo

[worldly pendant]

only took 2 days of complaints💀

[pine perch]

my friend got sent to a bad sport lobby by a modder, can anyone help?

[abstract cipher]

"potential"

https://i.imgur.com/deijv8m.png

[simple smelt]

And your report get sent to the modder to enjoy

[abstract cipher]

moder bean

[primal haven]

Oh shucks 😟

[abstract cipher]

modders can see if u reported them

and they can either auto kick/ban or mess with u more manually

[snow bronze]

Thx, I've learned a lot from John Gotti

The Ice Age

[abstract cipher]

ice white based

[shut panther]

Snow patrol 💯

[snow bronze]

The Dark Age

[jovial cosmos]

Had to share this here 💀

[abstract cipher]

they will

100% fr ong no cap legit

[abstract cipher]

@supple moon 💀

[snow bronze]

Made it on the cover! 🤣

[lethal birch]

Sharpest*

Get a load of this guy

[snow bronze]

@cinder bridge You got haters bro! @deft canyon and @lethal birch 🤣

[lethal birch]

lmao huh

im not a hater i jus thought it was funny dude ☠️☠️

[snow bronze]

Thought it was funny is hatin', knowing it was funny is not! 🤣

[lethal birch]

whatever u say man ☠️

[snow bronze]

Whatever I say is final 🤣

[lethal birch]

🤓

[fervent needle]

Anyone tryna trade cars

[snow bronze]

@deft canyon let's see yr feet 👀

[abstract cipher]

[shut kite]

finallu

i can play in pc

🧌

[edgy anchor]

Haven't patched it yet

[shut kite]

this person i wanna punch him

out

[edgy anchor]

You say that as if they don't already know what B2B is lmao

[limber meadow]

was i wrong for it?

[shut kite]

your account has been b-

[shut kite]

yes

dont use broomstick

[limber meadow]

he blew up my ig us

ignus

[untold jasper]

he killed you it’s freemode.. kids gotta understand behind every choice there’s a consequence

[limber meadow]

W

[shut kite]

w them

i bought speedo on pc thinking i can god mode it like ps4

💀

i mean

like nightclub

cuz speedo free

[limber meadow]

lol

[snow bronze]

But u got the bulgie-smugglers instead

[sand quest]

overwriting all the saving feature is a no-no for them

[outer elk]

Who the fuck is this guy?

[outer barn]

these wheels though 🤢

[lethal birch]

Anyone got some cool female outfits to send me?

[coral flare]

you realize employees for companies like this don't work on weekends, right??

[gleaming spear]

LOL!

[cinder bridge]

what did they do lol

[snow bronze]

@outer barn She's been upgraded!

[outer barn]

Better ig

[snow bronze]

Nvm bro, I was reachin' 🤣

[deft canyon]

You really scrolled for 4 days to correct me on a singular word? You ok?

[lethal birch]

lmao nah that one pic above urs was in my highlights

and while i was scrolling down i saw ur comment

[deft canyon]

"Get a load of this guy"

[lethal birch]

it was just a joke calm down

[snow citrus]

Yeah I was just about to say that I doubt mmz said that seriously

[lethal birch]

finally someone with common sense ☠️😭

like i dont get why everyones getting so pressed about it

[snow citrus]

I mean, not everyone is a gold digger but that would probably be the case

[deft canyon]

I just cant understand the nerd ass mentality to correct someone on a singular word from a message few days old

[snow bronze]

@deft canyon and @lethal birch World peace u guys. World peace! 👀

[lethal birch]

LMAO wdum ur the one who instigated this shit 😭😭☠️☠️☠️

[lethal birch]

dude listen i meant it as a joke just to say get a load of this guy and i was thinkin abt the fucking shrek song

[snow bronze]

Oh well, u make mistakes and u learn frm em! 😏

[lethal birch]

take it as u like im not gonna stay here and bitch about it

[lethal birch]

shut up dude ☠️

[snow bronze]

Oh well, just sayin' can't shut these hands
But, ' can shut a mouf tho! 👀

[snow citrus]

Tf u mean "hands" ? 💀 💀 bro you ain't even here 💀

Bro tryna be tough

[dusky timber]

ppl be exercising gangsta talk on internet chatting platforms too much these days

[snow bronze]

Chill sis' these hands on this keyboard will go off! 👀

[snow bronze]

U just sore cause u can't be gangsta as an anime fan. Like, does that sht really fix yr mental problems? 🤣

[dusky timber]

missing out on being a pretend gangsta on discord is not something that i'm worried about

[snow bronze]

Says the guy who believes his pronouns! 🤣

[dusky timber]

this dude taking these shitpost pronouns seriously

[snow bronze]

Oooh, now it ain't serious! 🤣

[dusky timber]

it was never serious but ig you weren't here long enough to learn that

[snow bronze]

So why are u so serious about me being a gangsta, and u a as just an anime fan?
Btw, I study finance

🤣

[dusky timber]

i think you're giving yourself way too much credit here because it was never about you specifically in the first place

old clip
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235457503759040513/895624076410912808/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2021.10.07_-_13.38.39.49.DVR.webm

[lethal birch]

Look at this shit

Never done 24. I did 26

[snow bronze]

Thank you for your services!

[snow bronze]

I'd like to see some documents proving your claims are true. Thank you!

[lethal birch]

The one with 36 has 10 before I did 26 because I did 10 to get the equipment upgrade

[snow bronze]

Bro, what have u gotten yourself into?

[lethal birch]

?

[snow bronze]

Well ...
Seems like this is your hardest mission yet!

[lethal birch]

It wasn’t. They still owe me my UFO hats on both characters

[snow bronze]

Just let it go , yeah? 👀

[lethal birch]

Never

[silk wing]

try saying that it disappeared from ur wardrobe, i did that with the clifford varsity jacket and they gave it

also charge ur phone tf

[snow bronze]

No wonder why I couldn't find one of my scarfs

And my black diamond earrings

[dusky timber]

for a second i thought you said ufo tattoo and i was getting ready to get offended on your behalf

[lethal birch]

Lmao

Fuck that tattoo

Ain’t worth it

[dusky timber]

wdym just be a delivery guy 600 times it aint hard

[heavy otter]

It started counting those missions when the event started. Anything done between even didn't count on it.

[honest vortex]

You need to even withdraw?

[dense spruce]

Bro got mad cuz I stopped his griefing lol

[potent summit]

GUN VAN

[golden berry]

Missing caption, gun van denied

[potent summit]

im too lazy to add it in

low quality caption

the stuff it sells changes weekly only the location changes daiily

[abstract cipher]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/989206455032901682.gif?size=160&quality=lossless

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

what the fuck is a gun van

[golden berry]

It's a gun van gun van but worse

[shut fossil]

a van that sells guns

[midnight sable]

i identify as the anti jet griefer

[blazing ruin]

The only place to get a rail gun

[golden berry]

nav nug nav nug

[wooden garnet]

GUN VAN

GUN VAN

[dry nebula]

Something doesn't seem right... lol

Did the gun van get into a roll over? 🤣

[lethal birch]

Nice lag

[cyan crag]

Rockstar should remove option to buy ammo from interaction menu and instead allow us to call gun van who would drive to us and there we would be able to restock

Too many kids who cant aim so they spam rpg's

[shut fossil]

just dodge lol

[dry nebula]

It's fun to stabby stabby with a switchblade.

[cyan crag]

[shut fossil]

skill issue

[cyan crag]

Cope

[shut fossil]

still spamming rpg

[cyan crag]

Still spamming your mom and dad

[shut fossil]

railgun even

[cyan crag]

Grandpa even

[shut fossil]

my grandpa is dead you necrophiliac lmao

[cyan crag]

Skill issue

[shut fossil]

sounds like a major you problem

[cyan crag]

Cope harder

[shut fossil]

crazy

for faith goes hard

[cyan crag]

You're mom

[shut fossil]

he got me with the you're mom

i forfeit

[cyan crag]

Cry

[cyan crag]

L

[cyan crag]

J-jerma

[shut fossil]

i can't believe he'd put me into a meat grinder

[median oriole]

J-jerma