gta-media

[whole cape]

Idk, it’s just in my muscle memory I think sadly. I’m sure I’m not the only one.

Yo did u still need help selling coat hanger

[elfin arrow]

i went to bed and will not get out

[whole cape]

Well are u gonna be in bed for nearly 12 hours lol, I think that’s almost how long til it resets

Or wait does hangar not reset until snow does or

[elfin arrow]

i will probably not wake up in time and miss it

[whole cape]

Hmm. Tez did say event ends on Friday. He wasn’t sure if it was a typo tho

[elfin arrow]

[violet inlet]

Hanger be bringing in the big money this current event

[whole cape]

Factual lul

[thorny fulcrum]

Yea they gave me 20m they must be

[dry nebula]

Simps

[dry nebula]

7 million for narcotics? 👀

Holy shit.

I need money 😂 but am terrible at the game.

Never even figured out how to take off 😂

Helicopters are simple enough, but planes? Haven't figured that one out one bit.

[lavish stone]

you need friends to help you not a solo friendly business

[dry nebula]

Huh?

I just bought HOI4 and can't decide between trying it out or playing more GTA V 😂

[whole cape]

Yup. Medical supplies and chemicals pay the same too

[whole cape]

Meh. Not completely true. U can just go into public sessions, invite randoms to ur ceo and bam extra cargo. Actually more efficient than having to help like 2-3 other friends too tbh

[dry nebula]

until a troll joins your organization, and griefs your missions.

[lavish stone]

I said it's not good for grinders who are a alone wolf hates going to public lobbies randoms are untrustworthy they can accidentally blow up the cargo sometimes

[whole cape]

I think most the people destroying ur cargo are people outside ur org. But, most people just take the cargo instead this week which I can somewhat respect

[dry nebula]

I've just followed higher ranking players into 2 man heists so far, who have offered to give me most of the cut cause they don't need the cash. lol

[lavish stone]

some of them are snakes

[whole cape]

For sure. But with my experience this week me and my friends blew up more cargo ourselves than the randoms did tbh lol. Idk, if u aren’t scared of going into publics then it’s a good strat

And if ur a good and efficient pilot. Obv isn’t gonna work if ur slow ash

[violet inlet]

The event ends tomorrow unfortunately

[lavish stone]

the titan mission and the sell missions makes me have a bias hate on the business

[lavish stone]

Good, they should make 2x money on bussiness that actually worth the time.

[violet inlet]

Tbh hanger is worth it now since it’s 6x what it originally was

If you wanna do it solo fill till 10 and you get 1 aircraft

[whole cape]

Lmao. Yeah some of the missions can get annoying. Honestly I don’t mind the titan mission since it’s easy with the hydra, low risk to blow up ur cargo

[violet inlet]

I just leave if I get it

[whole cape]

Yeah, worth it for like a few more hours. They usually put hangar on bonus a decent bit, maybe even 9x eventually

[violet inlet]

It’s boring but idk I’ve done over 2000 special crate missions and I can’t be bothered to do them anymore

[whole cape]

I’m pretty sure u just get a cooldown again don’t u lmao

[violet inlet]

Only 2 mins

It’s more if you do narcotics and stuff tho

[whole cape]

Hm. Yeah idk im not leaving if I get it, I can just hydra speed glitch out to the area in like a minute.

[violet inlet]

Then you wait 30 mins for the Titan to get there lol

Slowest plane ever

Tbh I fill with a friend so if I get it I just do another mission with them to pass the time on my cool-down

[whole cape]

I think the titan where it’s out by the aircraft carrier is a bit shorter of a flight. Other missions can still take nearly as long if ur not having great luck with a lot of cargo lol

[violet inlet]

Idk personally I’d just like to re-roll the dice and maybe get blowing up merryweather jets or cargo planes

[whole cape]

Fair enough

[violet inlet]

Or even the pyro mission

Weirdly didn’t get that once

[whole cape]

I was fast enough to get a chemical delivered and then fly back to swoop out a 2nd one out the air for the cargo plane one

[violet inlet]

Yeah lol it’s satisfying

Hydra is OP

[whole cape]

Yeah I was gonna say, very satisfying indeed

A blessing to have the fastest speed glitch still in the game

[violet inlet]

Remember the old deluxo speed glitch

[karmic cipher]

cmon these cops be doing it on purpose now

[gleaming spear]

I do!People would grief others in the Deluxo and then once you go after them,they will just keep doing the speed glitch around the map until you are exhausted from trying to catch up to them

[violet inlet]

I wonder what is thee fastest ever speed glitch for all vehicles

Technically some of the car ones won’t ever stop accelerating I think

[gleaming spear]

Isn't it still the Hydra one?

[violet inlet]

Probably

[lethal birch]

Dripin

[oak horizon]

still can go it?

[gleaming spear]

Yes

[oak horizon]

[gleaming spear]

[fervent coral]

are servers down??

[ocean siren]

seems like she ain’t confused

[lethal birch]

W

[gleaming spear]

[whole cape]

Hydra basically is. Although like the seabreeze one can be ever so slightly faster. 357 mph is like the limit

Deluxo went 330 ish, popped tire entity goes 315 ish

[dusky timber]

for practical purposes, hydra
for funnies, cargobob+patrol boat

[lean hull]

Hey

I gotta level up

So I’ll say random things lol

[untold oar]

Don't

[lean hull]

It’s too late 😏

[whole cape]

I had a friend who was in the cargobob and it went crazy fast. Like even faster than that plus the patrol boat. It was odd, way faster than even the hydra.

He wouldn’t tell me how he was going so fast

[dusky timber]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF9CS3L_ezw

[whole cape]

Lmfao

Like it had to be about 500 mph if I had to guess. I thought the game limit was what the hydra did

[dusky timber]

i tried the cargobob in sp with a speedometer and the game doesn't even register its speed when you yeet back and forth

[tropic chasm]

.

[lavish stone]

a 6.9/10

[abstract cipher]

🅾️

[whole cape]

Does dis look like about the speed of the one ur talking about? Cuz I swear this is even faster. I don’t even think he was using a patrol boat either

[deft canyon]

Your character doesn't seem to need any torso protection

[turbid flicker]

thats legit fr

[gleaming spear]

[sturdy shoal]

Is there anyway that u can tell which snowman did u already destroyed? Because I’ve destroyed 20 so there’s 5 left but idk which ones a destroyed and which I didn’t

[cyan crag]

Nope

[celest spade]

If you didn’t follow a path, then no. You gotta start from 1st.

[sturdy shoal]

Daaamn

[solar panther]

this true?

[turbid flicker]

what is true

[solar panther]

this

[turbid flicker]

yeah u dont know which ones u destroyed, but u can check how many u destroyed

[solar panther]

bruh

i can't send pics

but its a media chat? '-'

[elfin arrow]

because you aren't level 5

[turbid flicker]

i think u need lv 5

[dusky timber]

gotta be lvl 5

[solar panther]

bru

well anyways

i was just searching up, and i saw a "gta 6 pre oder" and it was sent by rockstar games

[dusky timber]

[solar panther]

is it true though?

[dusky timber]

of course not

[turbid flicker]

you need to check your sources ...

[ocean siren]

[lethal birch]

"photography is prohibited"

[elfin arrow]

badass

[celest spade]

https://twitter.com/tezfunz2/status/1610981371929055232

Tez2 (@TezFunz2)

https://t.co/Y0OxKlWsSs

Likes

133

Twitter · Jan 5, 2023, 12:47 PM

[vital egret]

Wtf did I just get for the Cinema Collectibles or whatever?

[gleaming spear]

Lmao

[vital egret]

Tbh it's cool lol

[deft canyon]

Clearly its an alien outfit

[regal orbit]

[vital egret]

Ik that lol

[ocean siren]

@untold jasper what you think??

[elfin arrow]

you confused?

[untold jasper]

erm wuut

ugly mofo

[ocean siren]

[dusky stone]

🙂 i bought the episodes

[gleaming spear]

[dusky stone]

happy too cuz this was my first game purchase together with 2 other games

[burnt mural]

For around the same price or cheaper

Is good for gaming?

[coral flare]

never owned one myself but i've never heard anything bad from friends who use it @burnt mural 👍

[burnt mural]

Ok thx. Is there one u recommend for PC and PS5?

[coral flare]

I use a standalone mic, so unfortunately not. With that being said, the mic quality from the Cloud 2's should be just fine. SteelSeries has an easy to use program that allows you to EQ your mic (and audio), which has potential to improve mic quality even further with things like background and impact noise reduction. That will only affect your mic and audio quality when you use it on PC of course.

[burnt mural]

Ok thanks a lot for helping , I’ll look into it

🙏🏼

[coral flare]

hope you enjoy, boss

SteelSeries Sonar is the program name btw

[warm jolt]

Ur late on that 💀💀

[wide marlin]

no snow 😘

[dusky timber]

damn man how did u manage to get a photo of harry potter?

[gleaming spear]

Lol

[jagged raft]

HOT TAMALI

[wide marlin]

what lol

[wide marlin]

what do you mean lmao

[slim estuary]

does anyone help me find a song in gta plz

[dark umbra]

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLADajjvOG11G3_tD3_Teka1cAky1r5rZQ

[slim estuary]

230 songs.. wow. lotta work lol. thanks

[dark umbra]

Look through each and find them, they always will be in your liking.

[slim estuary]

ok i will try.

[blazing ruin]

Search the lyrics on Google

[blazing ruin]

[small spear]

Fr all the songs on gta radio are pretty well known or by well known artists. A google search or lyrics or a shazam should help

[slim estuary]

i tried didn't work. the song i want has 90% music. it was played in autoshop while i was customizing car

[blazing ruin]

Huh, idk then

[slim estuary]

i have been searching for 2hr40min lol

[slim estuary]

its ok

[small spear]

Music plays in the autoshop?

[slim estuary]

there is no playlist for autoshop music? sry if I'm bothering u guys too much.

[blazing ruin]

I think there's a radio on the wall

[dark umbra]

The radio inside LS Customs, yeah

[slim estuary]

yeah, from radio.

[blazing ruin]

No, but it's probably a radio station, did u check what station it was?

[slim estuary]

i heard los santos

[blazing ruin]

You heard the name of the city?

Yeah, don't think that'll help a lot

[slim estuary]

it says los santos radio station or something

i listened to 3hr40min los santos radio soundtrack in youtube. but they are all only songs. cant find it

[blazing ruin]

[dark umbra]

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgbI0QcBNn5jsj7Ju1BEgGbT0bn4bLOdS

Try this.

[slim estuary]

ok man i will try. thanks for your help.

[slim estuary]

already checked, cant find.

[blazing ruin]

👀

That was fast

[dark umbra]

Speedrunning through songs be like

[slim estuary]

i mean i checked that before, before msging here. i have been finding this for 2hr45min.

[slim estuary]

haha i checked that playlist 2hrs back

[blazing ruin]

If you found it for almost 3h, why u asking?

[slim estuary]

i mean i am finding.. sry for my bad english haha

[blazing ruin]

Looking is the word

[slim estuary]

oh.. ok

[blazing ruin]

"Looking for" to be exact

[slim estuary]

ok, thank you.

[untold jasper]

@karmic summit

dodging missiles in heli isn’t hard

sums it up really

[untold jasper]

this clip will always make me laugh tho

[karmic summit]

Frontal dodges are ez

[blazing ruin]

I've done this to a mk2 using a buzzard lol

Friend tried to take me down for fun

[untold jasper]

erm what lmfao

that is a real lazer moment

[untold jasper]

i know it’s the fact i dodged 6 of em 😭

[blazing ruin]

Not real pilot tho

[untold jasper]

the brainless pilot episode 647:

[dark umbra]

@knotty briar the game has spotted me

[knotty briar]

incredible

[upper fjord]

Railgun is pretty OP

[elfin arrow]

doesn't seem very op to me

[untold jasper]

you did pop star didn’t you

[upper fjord]

Unfortunately no

[untold jasper]

i unfortunately doubt that

[elfin arrow]

didn't people get reset for that

[untold jasper]

what’s the max ammo cap 18?

[untold jasper]

na

[silk wing]

from the job gtamen posted?

[upper fjord]

I unfortunately ask you to check my socialclub

[upper fjord]

That's right yeah

[upper fjord]

20

[untold jasper]

dead erounds better

not that i would use either

[upper fjord]

Yep no longer need to main exp rounds 😅

[untold jasper]

i never would anyway they’re cheap only use erounds for base

[dark umbra]

bull-up rifle MKII with scope and erounds is good enough for me

railgun is just the old meta

[lethal birch]

This ad on YouTube

[dark umbra]

Damn GTA 6 graphics looking familiar.

[lethal birch]

lol

[green basalt]

first time getting elite challenge

[golden berry]

Yeah it's because it's not gta 6 footage but rd2

[dark umbra]

I don't think you get the joke.

It's not RDR2, it's the new GTA IV 2

[golden berry]

we can appreciate the 189 millions download

[abstract cipher]

Why does it look like bro put his ip in there

🅾️

[dusky timber]

they did not even try trying

[golden berry]

All device finally i'll be able to play gta 6 on my gameboy

[dark umbra]

look it up if it is actually 💀

[abstract cipher]

Ong

[dark umbra]

Oh shit I think it is an IP 💀

[dusky timber]

3 octet ip

that's something new

ip with a number over 255

that's something new

[vital egret]

Should I buy a cheap garage so I can rejoin a session if I want to go at the top of the map in Blaine County?

It's 16.9K soo

[dark umbra]

?

Can you elaborate your question there?

[golden berry]

It's up to you if you are planning to get a lot of cars or not

[abstract cipher]

Just job warp ngl

[golden berry]

buying a garage to get the spawn point

[whole cape]

I mean doesn’t sound like a bad idea to me

[green basalt]

i juat bought a house there

[whole cape]

Especially since ur on pc and u can warp there in like 10 seconds

[vital egret]

So, you can rejoin a session or join a new one to go to let's say an apartment of yours or garage yeah?

[dark umbra]

Ok?

[whole cape]

But, job warping is more viable on pc tho so

[vital egret]

It's good, right?

[golden berry]

If you are not planning on having lots of cars it's an option

[whole cape]

I mean if it’s 17k and u don’t feel like job warping then go for it

[vital egret]

It's a 2 Car Garage

But I have my bunker on the top of the map

Yk?

[whole cape]

Well u always can buy the living quarters at ur bunker too but just a bit more pricy

[vital egret]

Nahh

[whole cape]

Well just buy the 2 car garage. If u need more garage space down the line u can just trade it in

[vital egret]

Yeah

But it actually helps me travel faster

Lol

[dusky timber]

chad move to have a house in paleto bay, i approve

[green basalt]

the houses seem more normal

[shrewd lotus]

Paleto bay is only for chads

[dusky timber]

get rid of that bunker asap btw, get chumash

[lethal birch]

You can if you mean getting a spawn point there. However you can make custom jobs anywhere and just job teleport instead

[abstract cipher]

Based 🧑‍🌾🏠

[whole cape]

Yo did u see my clip didnt it look faster than the hydra speed glitch and patrol boat

Kek

[green basalt]

farmhouse is better

right next to the highway

closer to middle

[whole cape]

Farmhouse is kinda better cuz it’s in the middle

[dusky timber]

so farmhouse is kinda mid

[shrewd lotus]

How do you get rid of the bunker because i think i have the same bunker as him

[dusky timber]

looks to be around 500mph

[whole cape]

Yeah. And I’m not on pc so it’s not like it’s a literal menu

Tho console be seeming sus on next gen ngl

[dusky timber]

sell product if you have any and then buy a new bunker on the website

you'll have to buy the upgrades again

[shrewd lotus]

I try selling product but get blown up by Greifers

Got blown up like 4 times in a row yesterday

[dusky timber]

then sell in invite only

[shrewd lotus]

You can do that?

Damn

[dusky timber]

yes

[green basalt]

holy hell

[whole cape]

Epic

Yeah I always don’t mind double on security contracts

I’m lowkey waiting for if and when they put hangar on like 3x, so 9x

[shrewd lotus]

Only time Ive sold products is when i timer out and i was the only one left in the server

[green basalt]

still useless solo

[whole cape]

Well don’t do it then lul

[vital egret]

Wtf

[abstract cipher]

Those dang modders

[hollow ledge]

It's a new car that they added in the drug wars update.
It's the Oppressor Mk III with a trip livery

[lethal birch]

Hol up gta has fish models? The ocean is empty tho

[abstract cipher]

Story mode

[vital egret]

OHHHH, thanks bro

[vital egret]

Ik right

They gave me 4 levels

I wanted to work for them but noooo

And gave me figurines

I forgave them after we had fun with random vehicles but still..

[vital egret]

Yeah ik lool

[shrewd lotus]

Its only in the story mode

[hollow ledge]

Just wanna make sure you know I was joking right?

[honest vortex]

This one took some killing

[honest vortex]

Agency double again?

[green basalt]

yup

better start grinding for that truly passive income

(excluding the hard act of walking to your agency and opening a safe)

I wish passive businesses would deposit straight into your bank like with Minotaur in story mode

[cyan crag]

I think my character is pretty

[abstract cipher]

Michael Jackson

[ebon aurora]

how did u get that vest under ur jacket?

[cyan crag]

Its one of casino heist outfits

[green basalt]

man

security contracts have made me a rich man

[ocean siren]

tf is that hee hee ass haircut

[cyan crag]

Extra protection

Ez

[ocean siren]

I don’t use it either

[grizzled umbra]

Dayum 16m

what contracts have u been doing for money?

[dusky timber]

172 contracts and all that amounted to just 16 mil

[untold jasper]

yeah idk champ this shit has combat roll have to see if it gets nerfed when they release the update but with it having ragdoll splash it may be better than erounds.. i didn’t expect this shit to have combat roll expected it to be like the minigun

^one shot with bst to standing targets meaning technically if the damage doesn’t get changed it’s better than erounds

literally is the supply rail gun with an ammo cap in inventory

[gleaming spear]

Wait you can spam it like the rpg?💀

[untold jasper]

yep as fast as the rpg also has combat roll something the supply one didn’t have

[gleaming spear]

This is gonna be annoying for my half-track adventures

[icy egret]

yoo

[untold jasper]

it shouldn’t be too bad to vehicles i think erounds do more it’s just weird as with bst it one hits standing targets something e rounds doesn’t do leaves them red bar 1 hp

[cinder bridge]

bro wtf is that money 💀 i thought the game capped out at 2 billion somebody definitely modded your shit in the 360 days

[untold jasper]

yes i think it’s the richest account on xbox.. don’t hold me to that tho

[dusky timber]

the future is now, old man

64 bit is the future

[cinder bridge]

i still dont get why everybody chooses white hair for their females

[untold jasper]

black with white highlights goes hard

[dusky timber]

it's grey hair, not white

they're stressed 24/7

[cinder bridge]

fuck i just got corrected 😭

[dusky timber]

twice

[strange lake]

cuz black with white highlights is straight fire

might dye my hair black with white highlights irl soon

[deft canyon]

Is this supposed to be a tryhard outfit?

[strange lake]

i guess maybe. used to play base and beach aw years ago and kept the style

[abstract cipher]

Nurse at the local paintball game

[deft canyon]

I dont like tryhard fits personally

[strange lake]

fair opinion

[honest vortex]

Makes it more worth it 😉

[untold jasper]

safe to say this sound made me break my xbox

it went on for 6minutes after..

[vital egret]

Yeah lmao

[whole cape]

Is this next gen or last gen? The spam seems a lil slow, but ig that could just be the gun

[fading cloud]

So now I found the perfect wallpaper

[whole cape]

Haha yeah good idea

[turbid flicker]

smash

[dusky stone]

i'd pass

[turbid flicker]

😩

[dusky timber]

smash with a baseball bat to the face?

that's what i never understood about smash or pass

[obtuse wasp]

I agree.

And this is pc

[obtuse wasp]

This one is xbox

[dark umbra]

agatha

[obtuse wasp]

💀

[untold jasper]

yes 100%

[obtuse wasp]

I'm taking those words back.

[dark umbra]

you say it like you have countless bitches in your penthouse or smth

[obtuse wasp]

Yours character looks ass, my is better
Their character:

Yep

I don't understand why everybody n ut on them and wanna do same💀

Like

I did my character from 0 and I really like it because at least it ain't looking like ork.

[dark umbra]

meanwhile sigmas who have their male characters as default

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[blazing ruin]

Monke better

[obtuse wasp]

I didn't talk about you.

[dark umbra]

RP equality

[deft canyon]

My male one is 103 and the female one is approaching 500

[mellow thunder]

🥵

I love females (in games)

[dark umbra]

I think you might want to go and have a chat with your girlfriend, irl I mean.

[deft canyon]

Nervously sweating, while having at least 4 other accounts with female characters

[dark umbra]

Damn, he got you there.

https://tenor.com/view/sweating-nervous-paranoid-gif-4974019

[obtuse wasp]

In gta:
Irl:

[deft canyon]

Totally not having a lua script that allows me to do intimate things

[dark umbra]

Hax

[deft canyon]

^this how modders think they look like

[dark umbra]

Whoever makes mod menus have higher IQ than average GTA player

[deft canyon]

< thats how they actually look like

[deft canyon]

I salute to the creators of the sex mod

[dark umbra]

🫡

[deft canyon]

God, i wish rockstar added more proper female haircuts so 80% female characters wouldnt use this same haircut. Last one they added was a fucking buzz cut

[obtuse wasp]

The one I have is maximum

It will glitch with clothes then.

[dusky timber]

[dusky timber]

so that's why their hair is white?

[obtuse wasp]

good point

[zealous torrent]

thats why your hair goes grey when you age

[dusky timber]

if pee is stored in the balls then cum is stored in the hair

it all makes sense now

[fervent sleet]

its from wearing a bp helmet too much

[untold jasper]

egg head ahh

[dusky timber]

epic

[golden berry]

modder

[lethal birch]

Heyv

[gleaming spear]

Gg

[untold jasper]

gg man only double to go to get the rusty

[cyan crag]

So original

tf is this 😭😭

[gleaming spear]

[silk wing]

abomination

[obtuse wasp]

Playstation be like

[cyan crag]

😭

[obtuse wasp]

It's phenomen but I mean it's not platform racism but modded outfits and cars are mainly on ps users...

[cyan crag]

No way

[gleaming spear]

So goofy

[untold jasper]

a blacklisted fit with someone crying rn

[cyan crag]

What

[dusky timber]

i understand but you posted cringe

[cyan crag]

Yeah i did

These characters

[slim mica]

Yo

What's up ?

[lethal birch]

Nothing else to do

[deft canyon]

What rank unlocks it?

[dusky timber]

500

[deft canyon]

Jesus

Road to rusty tractor it is then

[stiff wigeon]

Tbf the outfit looks good

[cyan crag]

💀💀💀💀💀

No it doesnt

Its shit

[stiff wigeon]

Fuck how you feel about it I said it looks good

Your character also has a bad hairstyle

If Marilyn Manson had jheri curls

[lethal birch]

Oooo I like your character

[heavy otter]

I want Liberty City back...

[lethal birch]

Don’t get me wrong, part of me being raised on Vice City is excited to see how it’s handled in 6 but part of me too misses Liberty

[heavy otter]

I wish they would make Liberty City map expansion before moving to GTA Online 2

[lethal birch]

Tbh it’d be the one good reason for sacrificing RDR2O

[heavy otter]

Unless they find some way to merge GTA V and VI together under same online game, which I doubt

[lethal birch]

Yeah don’t pull an Overwatch “2”

[heavy otter]

Yeah GTA VI will have heavily improved physics etc. which would make GTA V characters and models look out of place.

[whole cape]

Ur character looks a bit realistic. Maybe it’s that Xbox series x

Bruh lol

Idk it looked sorta crisp but sometimes it’s hard to tell

True

Might need to see how cutscenes look with my character in 4K

Very interesting idea

[cinder bridge]

no grey highlights and bulletproof helmet with ugly face paint and tats 🙏🏾

[oak horizon]

floating chain

[runic pilot]

[oak horizon]

always bugged out?

[runic pilot]

pulling bitches in gta is nex lvl type shit yk

[oak horizon]

stupid

that new knee long skirt is shit

im so pissed

mini dress best

[runic pilot]

got bitches, yes?

[oak horizon]

they need to add more designs tho

[runic pilot]

ofc

i have at least 1000

ez

[cinder bridge]

idk how women dress so I use male character 💀

[oak horizon]

oi show ur full outfit

[runic pilot]

imagine

[oak horizon]

ye when ever u can

[runic pilot]

imagine a guy playing Grand Theft Auto Online as female character

[cinder bridge]

lol only recently I made a second female

[runic pilot]

naw naw naw

[cinder bridge]

and i actually try to make her fresh rather than slap on thermal and call it a day

[runic pilot]

guys playing as female is the type of guy that has
🎵 no bitches 🎵

[cinder bridge]

she my side chick its cool

male got all the money cars houses

[runic pilot]

like staring at virtual ass 'eh?

[cinder bridge]

shawty got nothing but a high end apartment and an elegy 😂

[cinder bridge]

honestly she is flat

[runic pilot]

Agatha Baker tho

[oak horizon]

🥵

[cinder bridge]

new drug wars skirts actually gives her a lil something but its nothing

[runic pilot]

rockstar dreaming

[oak horizon]

think i deleted my character pics

cant find them

[cinder bridge]

dre gf the baddest girl in gta

[runic pilot]

can't do Agatha's jobs without lookin'

[cinder bridge]

yeah lemme find her

if you go to the studio you can see her

[runic pilot]

dre's girl ass isn't there bruh

[oak horizon]

the afro gurl?

[oak horizon]

eeeehhhhh

[cinder bridge]

yess

nahhhhh y'all tripping

[runic pilot]

Imani is better than her no cap

[cinder bridge]

imani cool but she a lil weird

[runic pilot]

even Lamar was checking imani out in the cutscene

[oak horizon]

imani voice pretty

[runic pilot]

no cap imani is kid

[oak horizon]

but Agatha baker best

[runic pilot]

Avery called Agatha "Miss" lol

[cinder bridge]

literally every other chick is mid in gta

agatha cool party girl cool imani cool but everybody else wack

[oak horizon]

she born 1990

[runic pilot]

Luchadora doe

[cinder bridge]

hell nah you seen her face?

[runic pilot]

🥴

[cinder bridge]

oh and the nightclub female dancers

they cool too

[runic pilot]

this list is old now. Luchadora is best

[oak horizon]

you fish now

[oak horizon]

shoot her

[runic pilot]

didn't kno ya had a picture in ya pocket bud

[cinder bridge]

and yall called the party girl mid 😭

i downloaded it just for you

[oak horizon]

she ugly

[cinder bridge]

she yours

[runic pilot]

better than Agatha doe?

[cinder bridge]

you creeping in her office at the casino for sure

you see agatha cool but she too business focused

yeah she is usually there talking on the phone and shit

[runic pilot]

rockstar employee: Casino dlc, gonna make one Ai ass fat and flatten the rest

[deft canyon]

[oak horizon]

[deft canyon]

Whats with the chain?

[runic pilot]

wizard.

[deft canyon]

Well, your character looks better than 90% of the goofy ahh looking ones i see on public lobbies

[runic pilot]

last time i checked, chains dont float

[deft canyon]

Last time i checked, fitting like 40 different guns into your pockets is impossible

[oak horizon]

the butterfly knife one is my fav

[runic pilot]

naw naw naw

got big pockets yk

[cinder bridge]

you risking it with the tats

[runic pilot]

big pockets = whole Arsenal

[cinder bridge]

idk some tats can look good but big ones no

even on my male i have tattoos in the arms but not the chest

chest tattoos aren't that good in gta so I didn't put any

[runic pilot]

same pockets can fit military grade railgun, minigun, etc

[deft canyon]

Yes, but be minimal with them

I usually do a neck and lower torso tattoo

[oak horizon]

i got them cute little tattoos

[deft canyon]

But usually something small

[cinder bridge]

my female has one small tat on the leg

[oak horizon]

do the mustache one under the arm

or the school of fish on leg

[runic pilot]

guess wat...

naw

i got more bitches than you

[sinful hinge]

7.1/10

[oak horizon]

imma show mine when i get time

[runic pilot]

hold this fresh L pls

[cinder bridge]

why she look like she got hair on her neck in this photo 💀

[runic pilot]

bruh

thats your L

now you're English Dave eh?

[sinful hinge]

Could use some better lighting

Thats better

[cinder bridge]

english dave can practice his rizz with the panther at the cage 💀

[deft canyon]

HUH

[cinder bridge]

i wish you could replay the cutscenes

[deft canyon]

Would you smash your gta character?

[sinful hinge]

nice

[oak horizon]

master oogway

[sinful hinge]

solid 7.5

[deft canyon]

Wym depends

[cinder bridge]

who you think i am 😭 i only got 51 mil after the spending spree

[deft canyon]

Oooooooh, nice

W rizz

[runic pilot]

no joggers? def no swag

[cinder bridge]

didn't you model that character based on your girl

should be an easy smash then

[runic pilot]

White Joggers, yessir.

[cinder bridge]

I did have them black joggers on my old main

[deft canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/slipped-on-a-banan-slipped-on-a-banana-banaa-nanagsna-abnasna-gif-19910717

[cinder bridge]

shit back then i was doing crazy outfit glitches

[runic pilot]

photo contains 0 joggers. go see a therapist for your daily dose of L

[cinder bridge]

even did a belt glitch that removed all my outfits

[runic pilot]

mad?, holder of the biggest L for 0 bitches? you

[cinder bridge]

i hold that title proudly

i think i see him in the bushes

[deft canyon]

[cinder bridge]

camping like a lil bitch

[deft canyon]

Work on yourself and the bitches will come to you

[cinder bridge]

im too focused on money rn

money wont leave you on read for 12 hours remember that

[deft canyon]

damnnnnnnn

Only in my dreams

😭

Well i am happy for u

I dont understand why someone would be mad about that lol

[cyan crag]

Yeah sadly my boyfriend lives far away

[deft canyon]

Yep

[cinder bridge]

lol bro a whole W, ive gotten close too I'm not a complete loser 💀

[runic pilot]

meh bed contains over 1k bitches, which is greater than any you could pull

[cyan crag]

Repost

[deft canyon]

I had my attempt like 5 years ago

[cinder bridge]

ive had 5 attempts all ended up with a fat L

3 of them were feeling me somewhat

[runic pilot]

wait, what's big smoke's order?

hold the second biggest L

[cyan crag]

L from someone with lvl in their nickname is actually a W

[cinder bridge]

when them shorties get real mad thats when a man turns into a boy

[runic pilot]

third biggest L right there, ladies and gentlemen.

[cinder bridge]

no cityboy activities for you 💀

[runic pilot]

opens can o' WhoopAss

steals dax's bat with kool red design

smacks dax with the bat, then Winxio nite, nite.

[cyan crag]

worthless319 reference

[cinder bridge]

oh not that dude

dax would make use of that tho

i heard he likes dildo slapping fools

[runic pilot]

[runic pilot]

imagine not owning an baseball bat with Livery

[iron bramble]

What are you doing here?!?!!? o_o

[cyan crag]

No way

[iron bramble]

Huhhh

Haha

[cyan crag]

[iron bramble]

I joined here today

<

To show off my car collection

[runic pilot]

imagine getting chased and ran into by the traffic

[cyan crag]

<

Well hi

[iron bramble]

Well i didn't expect to find you here

[cyan crag]

Same ><

[iron bramble]

But honestly I'm not surprised

:3

[cyan crag]

Dont try to communicate with people in #gta-online

Its usually a warzone

You cant have a normal discussion here

[runic pilot]

T r y h a r d

[oak horizon]

garbage

trash

[cyan crag]

Also avoid these people

There are so many trolls in this server trying to start drama

[runic pilot]

[oak horizon]

the “no bitches” character

[iron bramble]

:3

You just tell people here

[runic pilot]

no u

[iron bramble]

That's cute :3

[cyan crag]

////<

[iron bramble]

I know, i learned from gta itself

[oak horizon]

what this

[runic pilot]

imagine Avoiding Fatality

360° quick scope ya forehead before ya can avoid the shot

[cyan crag]

[oak horizon]

shoot da chin

[runic pilot]

badsports are built diff

[oak horizon]

in badsports everybody wearing that stupid hat?

[runic pilot]

ofc

Dunce cap

[oak horizon]

lop

da hk

[runic pilot]

badsports uses thermal to snipe into properties

[cyan crag]

Zoo

[oak horizon]

mer

[runic pilot]

can ya use it like an badsport can doe?

[cyan crag]

I use nightvision for immersion

[oak horizon]

i use magnifying glass

[runic pilot]

thermal unmatched

[cyan crag]

Thermal on kosatka guided missiles is op

Its like orb cannon but cooler

[runic pilot]

getting sniped out of submarine is op

[cyan crag]

Never been on animal enclosure lobbies, sorry 😔

[runic pilot]

ofc but you'll enjoy being sniped out of every property you own (:

[cyan crag]

Nah i dont think i will

[runic pilot]

and you'd also enjoy being spawn camped (((:

[cyan crag]

Bro think he scary

Michael myers looking ahh

[runic pilot]

[cyan crag]

https://tenor.com/view/micheal-myers-scary-creeoy-gif-5464317

[runic pilot]

character looks cooler harder than yours (:

[cyan crag]

Youd wish

[runic pilot]

big madddd?

[cyan crag]

What

[runic pilot]

you're big madd?

[cyan crag]

🤨

[iron bramble]

Have you seen his character tho?

It does look really good

[runic pilot]

cap

[iron bramble]

:c

He's hot

[cyan crag]

You are

uwu

[runic pilot]

[iron bramble]

///<

[iron bramble]

No you :3

Fr it's such a nice character tho

[cyan crag]

This ur drive?

[cyan crag]

w<

[iron bramble]

I tried to make something similar

But didnt want to copy it completely

[cyan crag]

I posted character settings on our server

[runic pilot]

naw, its yours

[iron bramble]

So it turned out kinda bad

[cyan crag]

Oh

[cyan crag]

Idk havent seen it

Bet its cute

Like u

:3

[iron bramble]

w<

It's really not tho ><

I messes it up

Also wth there's only like 20 haircuts

[cyan crag]

Yeah most of haircuts look bad

[iron bramble]

Only 2 with at least semi long hair

[cyan crag]

There are like idk 4 good looking ones

[iron bramble]

Yeah

Gta character in general usually look really bad

There's so little customization

[cyan crag]

Yeah its hard to make good looking character

[iron bramble]

It's hard to make anything look decent

[cyan crag]

Thats why most people use masks and face paints

[iron bramble]

Yeah ><

I always wear the mouse mask

It's silly

Goofy even

[cyan crag]

Its cute :3

Suits you

[iron bramble]

:3

////<

[cyan crag]

I have one cool outfit with fox mask

But not the normal one

The polygon one

[iron bramble]

Oh i know the one

[cyan crag]

But i sont have pic rn

[honest vortex]

Bauble?

[oak horizon]

sims 4

[violet inlet]

@ocean siren

[dark umbra]

Ohhhhh

That

Yeah that's a reused asset of the Torino or sort, nothing new really.

[violet inlet]

Gta verison

Imani tech and has fastest acceleration for all cars (besides HSW cyclone 2)

https://fxtwitter.com/fluuffball/status/1603219053555994624?s=46&t=j3_Y2fA745_7ePyCCsarew

@ocean siren

@limber meadow

[dark umbra]

It's already in game.

[violet inlet]

Nope

[dark umbra]

And 12 RPGs for the supercar, damn that must be the new meta

I already bought it like 2 days ago lol

[violet inlet]

Are you from the future?

Because it’s not been released

[dark umbra]

I'll provide myself

[violet inlet]

Show me

[dark umbra]

For the record, if I'm wrong, feel free to roast my ass.

I have to check

[violet inlet]

Sure

But we’ve only had, tahoma coupe and power surge release in the drip Feed so far

R* is dragging this out for the shits and giggles

[limber meadow]

they don’t

gta 6 got the funding

[dark umbra]

Actually, feel free to roast me, because I think there's a modder inside my session

I asked another dude in my DMs and he don't even have it yet

So basically, I am wrong and I deserve to be roasted

@violet inlet

[limber meadow]

that’s it isn’t it?

[dark umbra]

Yeah basically.

[limber meadow]

so u can buy it??

wtf

[dark umbra]

I assume a modder than unlock unreleased contents and simply spread to everyone and buy.

So yeah, it's common on PC anyway, not surprised.

[limber meadow]

who’s dick did you suck

[dark umbra]

And this happened everytime you join a session if that mod menu script stucks with you.

[violet inlet]

Given how the list is like that the car seems to be at the end

[dark umbra]

No one because this is random

[limber meadow]

r* devs need a formal apology

[violet inlet]

2.9 mill is a lot for a car Ngl

[limber meadow]

yea

but i mean

[violet inlet]

Still nothing compared to the 5.4 million ruiner 2000 LOL

And that thing is shit

[limber meadow]

for fastest acceleration and 12 rpgs?

[violet inlet]

Yeah it’s gunna be the best Imani car

[limber meadow]

steal tbh

yea

[violet inlet]

Hope for bullet proof windows

[limber meadow]

i’m gonna save my money for when it does release

yea

i have like 4 mil rn

should be enough to cover mods

[violet inlet]

Plus it’s electric so if you control that shit it’ll be silent as a mouse when you hit players

[limber meadow]

loll

[runic pilot]

[runic pilot]

doubt you'd be running over sweats w/it

sweaty players have 360 view... hard to get one kill

[dark umbra]

GTAO players but VR?

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[runic pilot]

they are known as the Ewo Gods and im one of em

i ewo all dae long (: you'd never get a single kill

[violet inlet]

If I can do it in a bright yellow patriot milspec I can do it in a sleek super car that’s silent and has no map blip

[runic pilot]

psst. hold this Gigantic L

[dark umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/frenesidreams-lester-gif-22590053

Basically kids who think that every characters inside Fornite correlates actual people they thought created from the game.

OMG IS THAT LEBRON JAMES, FORNUT CREATED HIM!!!

[runic pilot]

every L in the L book

naw

that's all u bruh

when you get one single kill on meh then ill take an L, until then you'll hold all your awards

[green basalt]

goofy ass hand

and i still lost cuz the casino is rigged

[dark umbra]

bro using greenscreen

[runic pilot]

that's the point... never gon get one single kill

[dark umbra]

PAUSE

[runic pilot]

imagine losing to the casino

[green basalt]

ur down so bad rn bro

[runic pilot]

L right there

[green basalt]

ok but 12 million chips

[dark umbra]

This is the definition of E-Girls.

Man, this is worse than mfs who play OSU.

Honestly, I think you need to see a doctor, because the GTAO character uses LifeInvader.

[runic pilot]

another L.

[strange lake]

mint condition

[dark umbra]

"No worries, I'll get it for you"

[runic pilot]

got no bitches

this photo screams "no bitches"

[dark umbra]

Ok but seriously, the LS Custom mechanic is a chad.

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

It still works fine.

Still street legal.

[runic pilot]

destroy an hsw powered dump nex

L

[dark umbra]

daddy's money while you still can't get next-gen.

Man what da hell with that money spent

Ugly af.

[runic pilot]

imagine spending 30M on an Dump Custom (lowrider)

or Dump Widebody

[dark umbra]

You make it sound like a sexual thing.

Yes sir. 😏

[runic pilot]

Dump (Truck)

lol

[dark umbra]

Don't blame it because it has a giant ass booty to begin with, too big.

[runic pilot]

Dump (Widebody, Hsw)

Benny: whats good?, wait what! can't upgrade that vehicle here, sorry

100% that dump would be booted out courtesy of benny himself

[sinful hinge]

Don't get a lotta those in here.

[runic pilot]

then the hsw upgrade doe

[dark umbra]

Search up dump truck in Incognito, see what happens

[runic pilot]

Lowrider Boxville (lowered and now much slower than before)

[whole cape]

That moonlight do be looking nice doe

[dark umbra]

Nice TGG ass bro

[whole cape]

That’s hit habitat. Mt chili

[dark umbra]

Any games which have detailed cheeks, they are definitely onto something huge.

[runic pilot]

this doe

[whole cape]

Perhaps

[runic pilot]

bruh

that isn't an normal pepe

[whole cape]

Don’t judge the Bigfoot

[dark umbra]

You mean Assquatch.

[whole cape]

If y’all enjoy looking at the assquatch then u do u

All jokes aside tho, I feel like the moonlight does look very nice especially with the snow on next gen. Rdr2 like

[runic pilot]

imagine an Hsw Ghost Jet

[whole cape]

[runic pilot]

imagine an Winxio with (Hsw, Widebody)

[dense spruce]

I ain’t helping low levels anymore with their cargo

[dusty oar]

someone delte the LGBTQ flag off there

[obsidian sparrow]

what flag?

[untold jasper]

seems legit

[untold jasper]

lmfao

[outer crescent]

https://gfycat.com/harmoniouspoliticaliggypops

[dark umbra]

😏

[dense spruce]

Top speed for power surge on both wheels

Top speed for power surge doing a wheelie

[untold jasper]

you tried popping the front tire and then wheelie speeding it

rat truck literally breaks the game like this i think it’s the fastest car in the game on a drag strip lmao

[dense spruce]

Wheelie or a stoppie?

[untold jasper]

you know how with like a bike you can wheelie pop to go higher speeds if you pop the front tire for some odd reason the boost is a lot heavier

[dense spruce]

I just shoot the front tire an do a wheelie?

[untold jasper]

wheelie then to the floor then wheelie again yes

[dense spruce]

It does it on its own after like half ways down the airstrip

[untold jasper]

yes lmfao airstrip is like best place to test

[dense spruce]

I need a longer airstrip

[untold jasper]

lmfao

[dense spruce]

Not even the lsia is big enough to reach my top speed for my vigero zx

Cuz it goes beyond 150

[untold jasper]

it is the vigero tho

[dense spruce]

Yea
Ill never sell this horsepower

[whole cape]

Keep in mind it’s gonna be a little slower when the snow is gone

[whole cape]

The entity xf with popped tires is prob still the king for anything goes. I am curious how close it is between the rat truck and top HSW cars. Cuz they almost got similar top speeds

[untold jasper]

fr fr you have that lowgripped on hsw i think itd break it’s own speed limit

[primal haven]

Lazer needs low grip

[untold jasper]

you can get it but where it isn’t on floor it doesn’t effect it

[primal haven]

Tokyo jet

[untold jasper]

when you merge f1s onto a aircraft if it has low grips it’ll merge also had it happen with my bandito

[whole cape]

Tryna think what ur referring to

[untold jasper]

low grips+hsw+popped front tires i think it would break the speed limit

[whole cape]

Well low grips don’t even affect speed anymore. They just make u slower lol

[untold jasper]

oh they ain’t? when did they change this lmfso

[whole cape]

A while ago, few months ago

Might’ve been with the summer dlc

[untold jasper]

oh damn i didn’t even know that

[whole cape]

Yeah kind of a shame but HSW still hauls ass without them

Snow basically is a less apparent version of the low grips cuz it makes u go a little faster

[primal haven]

Still hate it

[whole cape]

[indigo solstice]

i love when people say “unpopular opinion” and then proceed to state the MOST POPULAR OPINION

[untold jasper]

the most unpopular opinion for me is that snow doesn’t make the game bad but the fog.. it forces me to use thermal on ground cool but when you’re against jets thermal isn’t the way to go, not to mention with fog you also can’t predict as easy where people are with ghost.. without fog even if someone’s ghost aslong as i know the location they was at before they went ghost you can make an average calculation and most people with game time will know where they are.. snow and the bell sounds also fuck audio queues for me something i also use when facing ghost player so without clear audio queues it’s a lot harder for me to even play the way i usually do. snow also boosts spawn delay something i can’t handle within itself without the snow added. snow also adds up for frame rate drop and inconsistent frames it’s hard enough as it is having a full player session whilst 7 players are spamming without the need to have entity overload due to the snow all in all i understand why they add snow but for me personally it decreases the efficiency in the way i play therefore i quit until it’s gone people say it isn’t bad but for me personally snow is the worst addition they can make in gta

[wooden garnet]

r/gtaonline

[whole cape]

So u couldn’t even put up with the snow during the holidays

Snow does kinda seem to hinder fps a little tho. Not terribly tho

[untold jasper]

we never get snow here sadly

[whole cape]

I meant in gta lol

[untold jasper]

oh lmfao

[untold jasper]

it gets worse when you have a max player lobby with 6-8 players all at airport or beach spamming

[whole cape]

Lucky u

[untold jasper]

no no bad

[golden berry]

Gta online is not a small game , no matter your opinion you'll have a group of people agreeing with you making it impossible to have any "unpopular" opinion

[dense spruce]

[untold jasper]

lmfao did you shoot his c4 as his car blew up

[dense spruce]

I love doing that

[iron hull]

i wanna share our live link

.rank

[lethal birch]

Gus and Saul are planning a robbery with Lester 💀

also... i saw this on a video... when can this happen?

[elfin arrow]

if you destroy your ceo's cargo that happens

but 99% it's cheaters doing that

[lethal birch]

oh ok

[untold jasper]

it is because of this i think it’s when you grief a certain amount of cargo not sure on the number

[fallen venture]

Free VIP guys I told ya

[elfin arrow]

uh yes, vip is free

this is not some crazy revelation

[stable shoal]

Cuz ur signing up for Organization

[stable shoal]

Wrong

u need 50k for vip

[stable shoal]

Ceo and VIP is different

[elfin arrow]

why didn't you even watch the video

[fallen venture]

It literally says you are VIP tho ☠️

I had 5k in the clip

Did rockstar give us free GTA+ then cause I sure didn't buy that shit

[untold jasper]

dusty account icl

[fallen venture]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-speaka-any-english-speaka-speaka-english-jackie-chan-rush-hour-gif-18426418

Want an answer? Ask in English

But yee I always get free VIP

Y'all beefing over the smallest things I swear

[slim estuary]

just realized gta story mode map was different from online map and this view was soo good. i wish it was in online.

[dusky timber]

why is his eyes so wide open

[whole cape]

He woke

[dusky timber]

[chilly bronze]

dont even know what to say to this

[tacit stag]

Ive never see that happen before

[gleaming spear]

LOL!

[untold jasper]

@daring roost pree top right

[mellow thunder]

ugly lips also bad hair

wavy bob 👑

your character is forever ugly