gta-media

[dusky stone]

I made a promise to fight him with a navy pistol too

[regal orbit]

It’s even the same building lol

[dusky stone]

yeh lol

[regal orbit]

I got it on the first try

Didn’t even know th was going on

[dusky stone]

BRUH
am i just the unluckiest person in this game

[regal orbit]

Well can’t say I tried

It just happened outta nowhere

[dusky stone]

i am directly below ti

[regal orbit]

Oh n a civilian road killed my gooch

[dusky stone]

momney

[regal orbit]

A vid I watched on yt said they there until it triggers , n soemthing bout being in game for atleast 48 mins

[whole cape]

Aye I found a way to watch day after tmrw for free. Might needa watch that even tho I don’t watch many movies anymore lol

[regal orbit]

Ayy might take u back lol

[whole cape]

True

[dusky stone]

no aqua spammed new session and got it lol

[whole cape]

Might have to pay like 4 bucks for 2012 tho

[regal orbit]

[regal orbit]

4 bucks ? Damn that’s alot for a movie

[dusky stone]

i lol to hide the pain away

[whole cape]

Lmao, it’s whatever

[regal orbit]

4 bucks just for like 1-2 hours

[whole cape]

2.5+ hrs

[regal orbit]

Yk what I mean

[dusky stone]

i'm starting to lose hope

[whole cape]

[regal orbit]

Don’t give up

[dusky stone]

every single time i've waited for this mane it lol

[whole cape]

Raytracing.

[dusky stone]

involuntary lols

[regal orbit]

Ooh that look good

[regal orbit]

[dusky stone]

how am i supposed to interrupt a shootout when there isn't any

[regal orbit]

Btw did u do the timing n stuffs ?

[dusky stone]

which one

yeah 8pm to 6am

[regal orbit]

Staying 400 meres within the building ,

Yeah 8 to 6

Should be like , atleast 48mins in game

[dusky stone]

i am directly under the building and it is nearing 6
i am spamming new session for it to appear

[regal orbit]

Btw

Did u leave right away ?

[dusky stone]

screw it i'll do this when i finish cayo prepsa

[dusky stone]

yes

[regal orbit]

Why not try wait for a while

It happens between 6-8

8-6*

Not at 6

[dusky stone]

the more i wait the more i lose time to join more servers to get it

[regal orbit]

What if u missed it in one of ur last servers , by mere seconds ?

[dusky stone]

i sensed it appear exactly after i clicked new session one time

[regal orbit]

No lol

It could happen anytime between 8-6

Waiting is the only option unless u get lucky

[dusky stone]

i'll do it again later

and i quote from the weeknd
"pray for me"

[regal orbit]

Yeah good luck lol

[dusky stone]

i didn't get it

[golden berry]

Heh , that's low skill , real chad would go to the north edge of the map then ewo

[pastel nimbus]

Can anyone please help me with error code 134 ???

[green basalt]

my door closed?

[oak horizon]

@lethal birch this one u can buy it

[lethal birch]

thank you! I will get it 😄

[oak horizon]

just dont accidentally change the livery

it got disappear

[lethal birch]

okay

[oak horizon]

could change color tho

[lethal birch]

yea to a green 🙂

[gleaming spear]

Not bad at all

[drowsy turret]

thanks

[hollow ledge]

Google might be a pretty useful tool to try out?

[lethal birch]

I've been trying to deliver this for 5m

It won't let me

[warm jolt]

I know the feeling

[hollow ledge]

Happened to me so many times.
Sadly there's probably no chance it'll fix. It'll be a bug for that entire session.

If you try and lag out from the host it could fix other coronas, but will also cancel the business battle.

[rigid laurel]

clip cut off

[fresh imp]

lmaooo

[green basalt]

yeah t bugs

btw you can put the same machine for every slot in the arcade

get most money

[lethal birch]

You have to explode all the air vends

[lethal birch]

To get the gun on the roof

?

[feral torrent]

K

[sly panther]

Paid a guy $8 to glitch 27 deluxo’s, 50 million dollars, and any car I wanted into my account. Definitely worth it

[untold jasper]

you got mugged off

[hollow ledge]

Lol.
Now we wait and see if these dupes were clean or are they gonna get wiped / dupe detected after their second sale xD

[cyan crag]

Congratulations, now youre gonna get bored and leave this game in 2 months

[dense spruce]

@upbeat horizon

[upbeat horizon]

I can get the objective but getting out is the problem

[dense spruce]

you don’t need to kill anyone tbh

[upbeat horizon]

I didn’t kill anyone

[dense spruce]

not even for the keys

[upbeat horizon]

Just trying to sneak out with the objective

No kills

And I get spotted each time

What a great game GTA is

[dense spruce]

weird cuz xbox
Well my xbox
I dont get caught an its still my same route as before

[paper rover]

Was this whale always here?

[elfin arrow]

it's not always there

there are multiple random spawns on cayo

[dense spruce]

@untold jasper

Story mode version is stronger

[untold jasper]

same as rpg damage is split

[untold jasper]

tbh tho the rail gun was never or would never be used to tank armoured vehicles for ground and against jets it’s broken will one shot every plane im even sure it 1 or 2 shots the b-11

[elfin arrow]

it's 4 shots for the b11

and the main nerf is the projectile speed

you need to lead a lot to hit anything moving fast

[untold jasper]

all i hope for is to be able to roll with the version they have added without rolling it’s virtually useless against snipers

[cyan crag]

Is my character pretty

(Its a rhetorical question, i know hes is)

[dense spruce]

That just makes you hella fruity asf

[neon cape]

Fr wtf was that

[dusky stone]

Y'all can you give me opinions about my character

[elfin arrow]

i have no opinion

it is so unremarkable

[dusky stone]

POV: China

[regal orbit]

[abstract cipher]

💀

Bootleg ghost

https://tenor.com/view/cod-mw2-cod-mw2ghost-cod-ghost-ghost-stare-stare-gif-27067874

[warm jolt]

No shit Sherlock rockster said they gonna nerf it good news tho it 1 taps lazer 3 taps hydra

[warm jolt]

It 3 shots the hydra

[lethal birch]

how can i send media

[royal holly]

Get to level 5 by chatting

[outer barn]

Andrew Tate

[pliant mango]

top g

"My unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer indefatigability, makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor."

-Emory Tate

[dusky timber]

[dusky stone]

guys look

[neon cape]

You have been docked

[dense spruce]

That bonus cash

$712k**

[abstract cipher]

Netflix: r u still watching?
Someone’s daughter:

[deft canyon]

[small spear]

Hes trash af, basic outfit, nothing unique, no theme, no style, go back start over

[small spear]

Ur character clearly still in their 2000s emo phase

God i love judging other ppls character fits

[dusky stone]

i like it like that

[cyan crag]

Would change the mask tbh, also would add vest, but not sure if you can

Its pretty cool tho

[cyan crag]

Good

Hes hot

[dusky stone]

I kinda despise those small vests that are inside the blazer

And also
I got the mask cuz it's the only thing with a red and black color palette

[cyan crag]

Yeah i also tried making similiar outfit

Cuz those masks are from one movie

But theyre way bigger in game and it looks weird

[dusky stone]

I also like how it looks
It looks dead inside

[cyan crag]

https://tenor.com/view/masks-weapons-ready-lets-do-this-6underground-gif-15183972

[dusky stone]

Tf is that cabin in the woods?

John wick?

[cyan crag]

Its 6 underground

Kinda similiar to john wick

Great movie

[dusky stone]

I'm now realizing how similar my character is to the female in that Scene

[dusky stone]

It's the same design for the rule63 of my character lol

[cyan crag]

Nice

[dusky stone]

Unironically they have the same parents

[prime kiln]

How is ur arcade lookin dis good

[clever robin]

ayo wat

[cyan crag]

🤓

[cyan crag]

Smack his bald ass

[dense spruce]

GM lowlife

[lethal birch]

ight bet ty

[dusky timber]

how bad is the fit

[green basalt]

visibility

[lethal birch]

Is that heaven

[next kayak]

ong

[royal holly]

Don't do drugs

[dusky stone]

anyome else see text in the smoke or is it just me

[green basalt]

west virginia

[lethal birch]

I got stuck inside a tree

[gleaming spear]

We do abit of reversing

[pliant mango]

Smack a kick boxing world champion… smart 💀

why dont you like the top g

[cyan crag]

🤓🫵

[pliant mango]

Are you a woman

[cyan crag]

No

[pliant mango]

then why dont you like him

[cyan crag]

Hes cringe

Idolized by lunatic incels

Lmao

[pliant mango]

Yes teaching young men self improvement, masculinity, and how to become successful is very cringe

[cyan crag]

How to be successful:
-have sex with hookers
-women dont deserve rights
-lgbt bad

[pliant mango]

Based off that, its pretty clear you dont know much about him 💀

well this is #gta-media so we should probably stop talking

[zealous torrent]

lol

[azure glacier]

True

🤣

[jaunty thorn]

😮

[gleaming spear]

Guy with the laughing mask and glitched valet clothes looking kinda sus

[lethal birch]

gta logic

[lethal birch]

now do a barrel roll

[glossy cradle]

Is a vehicle warehouse or meth lab/ coke lockup better?

[elfin arrow]

not comparable

[glossy cradle]

Wym?

[elfin arrow]

vehicle warehouse makes $0 if you don't do missions

meth and coke are semi-passive

[glossy cradle]

But if you do do missions I mean

[elfin arrow]

the max you can make from vehicle warehouse is 240k/h not including high demand bonus

[glossy cradle]

Coke and meth are lower right since you don’t have to do much besides resupply?

[elfin arrow]

yes

[glossy cradle]

Thanks

Also I just realized I hit media not questions, sorry all

[untold jasper]

it works with moc you can have terrobyte moc and avenger active all at the same time

yes but i’m pretty sure all service vehicles can be manipulated the same way the kosatka can

yeah

[hidden pagoda]

[strong crane]

perfect landing.

[outer barn]

I miss the nokota gang

[royal holly]

3 rounds of ammunition ready to be fired into the side of an enemy ship

[coarse egret]

anyone whant to play dead line with me

[deft canyon]

just the average session on PC

[abstract cipher]

“Anyone want money drops”

entire lobby

[lethal birch]

bro just gave away where he lives

[indigo solstice]

how exactly did i do this

[lethal birch]

k8-1-0002

isnt that the area code

[indigo solstice]

that’s the item location on the shelf

like bread is A7-8-0023 i believe

[lethal birch]

ha! i know where the shelf is

gotcha#

[indigo solstice]

natures own white bread, that is

[lethal birch]

walmart is the only place you can buy guns next to the baby powder

[indigo solstice]

at ours, the electronics section is between them

but at the one in newport yeah lol

walmart stopped selling handguns and ammo and it’s so inconvenient

the 10% employee discount really came in clutch

[lethal birch]

america is the most fucked up country in the world

[lethal birch]

Orbital cannon them

[lethal birch]

Oh no not the orbital cannon

[outer barn]

@digital coral casual side switching

[digital coral]

no way, you make that look so easy and the speed it going

[outer barn]

I am the best Cerberus in gtao ig

[cyan crag]

(Half of them are cheaters)

[outer barn]

@dense spruce sex

[dense spruce]

I feel violated

[dense spruce]

[outer barn]

pov: bitchless

[dense spruce]

POV: get fucked

[fallow geyser]

Guys, I just recently finished an Excel Table where there are some pretty Specific Combinations on the Heist Setups and the Heist Crew that would allow PC Players to hit exactly the Heist Payable Limit as long as the Host is a Modder who can edit the Heist Cuts from each of the Players beyond 100% where I can guarantee almost all combinations allowed Players Record Pay as long as they steal Artwork but don't drill or grab money from the Secret Vault

Can i send it here?, :3

[deft canyon]

Literally all of em were

Thats why they were alive in that circlejerk in the first place

[paper rover]

I'm shadowcat from X-Men

[outer barn]

Hangussy

[dense spruce]

I swatted that garbo

[outer barn]

Fuck you

[dense spruce]

[outer barn]

[minor geyser]

It's aight

[stray schooner]

Fr?

[dense spruce]

@lethal birch

[patent matrix]

this off today?

[dense spruce]

This off this Christmas update

Got all that gold

[elfin hill]

@lethal birch

[dusky stone]

no one talks about diet soda infront of me like that

[gleaming spear]

[lethal birch]

Good shii!

[obsidian sparrow]

she aint wrong though

[elfin hill]

[elfin hill]

That isn’t necessarily true both are bad for different reasons

[obsidian sparrow]

yea

[elfin hill]

It’s a lose lose

[fallow geyser]

Fire in Snow, epic

[fallow geyser]

But is Tequila

[dusky timber]

@violet inlet arena is boomin

although i'll have to win about 50 thousand matches

i think i somewhat got a functional macro going

[dense spruce]

!rule 10

[tardy stone]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").

Requested by

@dense spruce

[dense spruce]

Wow
My character just froze for a second

[dense spruce]

@digital coral
This mf
Hes hiding nearby just waiting for me to get off my yacht just so he can go Ghost an use his mk2

[digital coral]

12g pump with exp rounds

[dusky timber]

look at this mf with a 42.69 kd gone wrong after he failed to close the game in time

[dusky stone]

Begone thot

[dense spruce]

He went off radar again

Then ghost

[dusky stone]

Orb can him

[whole cape]

The lovely 4K snow

[dense spruce]

I dont have enough

[dusky stone]

Wym you don't have enough for a automatic shot

[hidden pagoda]

Solid 16 fps

[dusky stone]

Bad PC momen

[hidden pagoda]

U playing on max

[dusky stone]

Not even on max

[hidden pagoda]

On everything min + texture on lowest

[dense spruce]

I bought myself a VIGERO ZX HWS custom lol

I gotta refill my cash

[dusky stone]

Yeah everything is on the lowest
Even the resolution is triple digits

[dusky stone]

Same i bought myself a dominator GTT and i now only have 1 mil

I had 2.9 mil

[gleaming spear]

Beautiful

[whole cape]

[dusky timber]

daci

[whole cape]

[dense spruce]

He followed me

An orbed me

💀

@outer barn
This dude has been following me after i killed him in his MK2💀

[dusky stone]

"Boo you suck fucking noob"

"Bro you literally had to orb can me

[dusky stone]

I thought that was a moped

[gleaming spear]

This Toreador griefer is so stubborn

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch This is a picture of me in the gaming arena.

[lethal birch]

I see the word "griefer" a lot online. What does it mean?

[gleaming spear]

It has alot of definitions,but well in this game,loads of people define it as someone who likes to kill others continuously(most of the time in annoying ways and using annoying vehicles)and also sometimes like to ruin the hard work of others(like destroying cargo)

[dusky stone]

No it's people who grieve the loss of someone

Whom they kill

[gleaming spear]

Like I said,it has alot of definitions,people define it different in this game🤷🏻‍♀️
But well you are also right

[frail orbit]

Has anyone ever tried destroying a camera with a snowball? I tried, turns out the duggans have extreme budget cuts to security

And here's what happened (no, we didn't throw, thats literally the result of the snowball destroying the camera)

[hollow ledge]

Hey, think you could DM me and explain the process behind getting the macro set up? Like what mission you doing, how do you have 2 accounts open, etc.

I still need to do arena wars stuff on my new account... xD

[frail orbit]

Which is a mental health reducing endeavor
40 days to achieve tier 1000? Yeah ls car meet rep level 1000 has it beat by a long shot

[dusky timber]

40 days? how about 4 months

[frail orbit]

💀

Like I said, if only they added CPU teammates and opponents could it be more bearable

But nah, they expect players to achieve this? Ah shit the soundtrack already is in my head

[lethal birch]

Me present in that place. Maybe the lack of English skills make me write bad sentences, but not forever.

[digital coral]

so they're bad at the game

[lethal birch]

discord wont let me upload the simplist of goddamn files

Thank god I upload my stuff to youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6xeJ5tkIsI

[dusky timber]

it's complicated...

with this macro it will take at least 48100 rounds of carnage and/or hot bomb

[hollow ledge]

I'd still be interested to learn the process.

If that's ok?

[mild kayak]

My minimum christmas light.

[dusky timber]

[green basalt]

last one

using valet/???

[full bay]

bro got that doomsday heist merryweather aim

[green basalt]

blackjack first time with new cards

[gleaming spear]

[lethal birch]

💀 when your only done hobby/pastime is getting a private dance at the strip club

[solemn berry]

💀👍

[gloomy star]

How u do that

[strong crane]

who even does that?

[green basalt]

me bitch

they moved the crates

[strong crane]

you got tequlia XD

[ocean siren]

can’t you like use those crates to glitch in the room next to it,

I’ve done it before

[strong crane]

what the fuck.

[green basalt]

Dude it was the worst possible heist for cayo

2 cocaines at different ports

3 weeds

everything else was cash

except 1 gold

[strong crane]

HAHAHAH

thats unlucky

[green basalt]

at least at northdock the """"2 player"""" storage had cocaine and 2 cash

so i could get full bag

[strong crane]

eh atleast

[light pike]

brooooooooo what is that crosshair 💀

[gleaming spear]

Remember to hold the handbrake button or key at the same time as the acceleration button/key while in upside down mode so that you can go even faster to outrun missiles(you can outrun missiles from any vehicles that way,whether it's from the high velocity Chernobog missiles or even the smart ruiner 2k missiles as well)and can also gain altitude fast that way as well

[gloomy star]

but I can’t stay upside down

[ocean siren]

Skill issue

[gleaming spear]

It takes some time to get used to that,once you get the hang of it(remember to hold the handbrake all time during upside down for faster movements too),you will be able to stay upside down for as much as you want

[sacred cobalt]

Why are you using the mg instead of missiles

[ocean siren]

Why not

[stoic cave]

Maybe bc she not an greefer

Or he

[blazing ruin]

Explosive mg

[stoic cave]

Want one what to trade or do hist

?

[sacred cobalt]

Ik but still

[gleaming spear]

I have 3 MK2s,2 of them with explosive mgs,I use the explosive mgs ones against jets🤷🏻‍♀️

[blazing ruin]

Easy to kill Imani tech vehicles and planes since the missiles are easy to avoid

[gleaming spear]

Yes I am not a griefer

[sacred cobalt]

Ig that’s true smart ngl you don’t have many missiles and they aren’t the best

[sacred cobalt]

Still missiles are good for missions u don’t have to grief for them to be good

[gleaming spear]

The missiles are basically useless against jet pilots who know the circle missiles evasive maneuver unless you have some serious free aim skill with them(which I lack sadly).I use the Op Mk2 with missiles mostly for grinding and to take out anything else that isn't a jet and that is targeting me

[sacred cobalt]

Alright ty

[winged lava]

ye buy

[lethal birch]

Nkay

Mkay

[winged lava]

not worth waiting for 10K

[digital coral]

damn nicely done lol

[pliant mango]

I am the gooch

[north venture]

Yo guys , I need help so much. I got "files required to play GTA Online could not be downloaded from the Rockstar Games Service." error , and I tried all 4 methods to solve it but still not workin. Anyone who can help me please ?

Im on ps4 btw

[digital coral]

@outer barn yeeee

[digital coral]

I've just been here for 40 mins while wahtcing YouTube and in chat lol

[north venture]

Yo guys , I need help so much. I got "files required to play GTA Online could not be downloaded from the Rockstar Games Service." error , and I tried all 4 methods to solve it but still not workin. Anyone who can help me please ? Im on ps4 btw

[sacred cobalt]

Ye cool but I look for practicality yeah EMF is nice sometimes but when ur grinding vehicle warehouse with ur brain turned off half sleeping missiles are pretty cool

Imma buy one more and get Emg for it

[green basalt]

snow catches fire

[dense spruce]

L

Got smacked by a rocket that wasn’t locked on

[brazen gulch]

Fact Checkers Verdict: Fake video

[cyan crag]

Why would i lol, its shit

[dense sand]

Got them both within 10 minutes after joining 😂

[dense spruce]

[green basalt]

nice

[dense spruce]

Same goes for yours

So is mines

Nah urs fake

Tripping balls bro

[fallow geyser]

why these 2 tables always are fighting when i open the game?

[dense spruce]

@outer barn
Get on my level biaatcchh

[green basalt]

70 mil

[pliant mango]

goofy gta tate

[mellow thunder]

topg

https://tenor.com/view/top-g-andrew-tate-punch-slap-gta5-gif-26651979

[green basalt]

rolled

[cyan crag]

Its the rapper pitbull

His music kinda mid tho

[dense spruce]

So is new rappers these days

[green basalt]

what is this

[green basalt]

hes been around for a decade now

[dusky timber]

getaway driver

[green basalt]

says to the diamond

[dusky timber]

[green basalt]

and why is it only for big con

[dusky timber]

[green basalt]

i want encouragment from my driver on s&s

[dusky timber]

top 10 unsolved mysteries of gta online

[solemn berry]

Bro the rotor is op af

[gleaming spear]

Nice

[lethal birch]

[bleak wren]

I got warning for that, that's hilarious

[oak horizon]

happy

[untold jasper]

lmfao

fuck a khalnji to counter the ballistic let’s just get our floating but drivable on road helicopter

[ornate tusk]

Ghost from c.o.d mixed with niko bellic

Just a santa preparing some gifts 🤪

[fiery mica]

i need some bread my data got reset on gta 😢

[fiery mica]

😍

[brazen gulch]

Why

[fiery mica]

i accidentally initialed or wtv its called my ps4

now my shit wont load in gta

[dense spruce]

[fiery mica]

ikr

[brazen gulch]

The what

Initialed?

[brazen gulch]

how do i improve render distance?

pls

[fierce summit]

Easy, Uninstall

Then go in your device

Turn on developer options

Put the GPU render speed to the Highest available

Then Restart your phone

And Never download it again.

[brazen gulch]

lol

[untold jasper]

gta ohio edition

[undone dagger]

Ive found one of the mazebank

[dusky timber]

did he sauce level 1 cards?

some ppl choose sns and source level 1 cards

like

at this point u might as well delete your character

that shit is not salvageable

[strong crane]

what the fuck is that?

[untold jasper]

gta ohio edition

[strong crane]

💀

[elfin canopy]

In case you never saw one, Here is a suicidal npc.

[solemn berry]

Leonora johnson?

[noble breach]

@untold jasper This is roughly what it takes report wise to get you banned, every one of the reports has to be from someone you were in a session with.

[untold jasper]

yes lmao it’s not as much as i’d think tho

[noble breach]

This is what I had to look at every single time I got an email from the "enforcement team"

this was my profile pic for a while lmao

the shit I find when I go through my Imgur profile

[gleaming spear]

💀

[noble breach]

Love to see it

[hexed sundial]

Fit pic

[fallen venture]

When your FBI agent uses your bathroom and sends a selfie

[untold jasper]

cries in normal side mk2

[noble breach]

wdym

[untold jasper]

the guy was riding his mk2 normally instead of upside down

[noble breach]

ohhhh

I only find the upside down MK2's particularly annoying in free aim

[untold jasper]

he got caught lackin

[untold jasper]

oh 100% can be a pain if they know they shit too lol

[dusky timber]

nice nokia n8 bro

[ocean siren]

She don’t look good at all

[solemn vortex]

Loving the tie

[dusky stone]

My character used to have no tie but same attire

[solemn vortex]

Still looking good though

[dusky stone]

Thx

[fallen venture]

Epic snowman kill ⛄

[fallow geyser]

Bullseye

[fallow geyser]

Man, Turtleneck Sweater in Women looks better than in Men

[fallen venture]

Yeee I like it for my government agent outfit. Otherwise I like to use a white one with puffer jacket if I wanna have fresh drip

[fallow geyser]

I have a Male Character with Black Turtleneck Sweater and White Joggers, White Scarf, withe Gloves and White Arena Shoes with Blue Lights Down

[fallen venture]

When a psychopath with anger issues hits the back of your car, road rage ensues.

[violet ferry]

Pc moment

[lethal birch]

bruh

[light pike]

give her a headpat u never know what theyre going through

[untold jasper]

@wise storm

[green basalt]

scrrenshot button too hard

[untold jasper]

he got banned the second i sent it

[green basalt]

im sure

oh he did lmao

[gleaming spear]

Down bad

[untold jasper]

he wanted to see my awesome but legitimate KD

but sadly got banned

[gleaming spear]

💀

Also why are you taking a picture of your tv instead of screenshotting

[tired shoal]

https://gfycat.com/complexunluckyalbatross

I was too close on that one

[lethal birch]

Looks like a batman Villan

[cyan crag]

Lmao

[ocean siren]

Perfect timing

[old harness]

Lee Kuan Yew

[ocean siren]

Bing Chilling

[deft canyon]

[night moth]

lmao

[lethal birch]

hi i am new

[thorny fulcrum]

All in the same lobby

[turbid berry]

Hangar spreadsheet

[strong crane]

...

[turbid berry]

Hangars just a little bit good

[strong crane]

why would you make this...

how would you make this...

[turbid berry]

That's for me to know

And for me to know

[fallen venture]

Hey y'all, for those who may not know there's a free homing launcher spawn if you go on the catwalks in your hanger. Could be useful, free rockets y'know?

It respawns every 5 seconds or so

[royal holly]

You can also find weapon spawns on your yacht and in your bunker

[fallen venture]

Yoo where's the weapon in the bunker spawn?

[royal holly]

Shooting range

[fallen venture]

Man fuck that you need to pay for that

[visual storm]

@lethal birch Just a general look of my game.

[green basalt]

periscope broke

[worn igloo]

Omg 😅

[karmic cipher]

i will do maintenance kapitan

[green basalt]

thanks pavel

[dusky timber]

[faint fiber]

This week if you source 10 crates of either Jewelery, Art, or Animal materials you make 900k solo in a full lobby. If you get the Havok mission just change sessions and source another crate

Very good money

[elfin arrow]

that doesn't seem very good

[faint fiber]

It's better than it was before this update

[elfin arrow]

sourcing 10 crates solo probably takes around an hour average

[whole cape]

Hangar is better than ever this week.

[faint fiber]

Is 900k/hour not amazing?

[elfin arrow]

i could just set up the casino heist in 30 minutes and hire some random for 15% and get 2m+

so no, not amazing

[whole cape]

Well heists are always gonna be on top lol.

[dusky timber]

hangar is risky on pc because as it stands after the update, you are very likely to get a transaction error because it pays too much

and it's on double money which is double too much

[whole cape]

Yikes

[faint fiber]

PC gives errors if you get too much money?

[whole cape]

So is hangar 5x or 6x it’s og amount

[elfin arrow]

6x

[whole cape]

Gah damn

U can pick apart basically everything in the game aside from the top heists as not being the best money but eh whatever do 6x while it’s here ig

Imagine they put it on 3x

[faint fiber]

Technically it already is

[whole cape]

U know what I mean. 3x event week instead of 2x rn

So like 9x?

[elfin arrow]

math

[whole cape]

Is it not? 6x is double, 9x is triple

[elfin arrow]

math

[whole cape]

[green basalt]

oh my god

i just found out you can fill in the other spaces

i am learning so much today

and theres other pages

what the fuck

[green basalt]

wrong formula right answer

[ocean siren]

[gleaming spear]

Looks gorgeous

[abstract cipher]

Bro has missiles on it

[lethal birch]

when you make a modder angry on PC

[turbid berry]

900k an hour ain't bad for 1 buisness. And finding a competent casino team is harder

[still sage]

How do I get level 5

[brittle ibex]

Talk more

[still sage]

This dude called me a dumbass

[karmic cipher]

modders resisting the urge not to crash someone’s game, send them to bad sport, etc for more than 5 seconds

[still sage]

And it was because I died during a heist and yet he was killing himself

[strong crane]

1st try lol

[upper briar]

Looking forward to seeing how many will buy this when it drops!! For everyone

[abstract cipher]

Wots dis place

[hollow ledge]

New 50 car (5 x 10 car) garage. Part of the LSDW drip feed

[uneven summit]

Damn hella money

[abstract cipher]

more hangar space

[golden berry]

Are you happy for the gift or cause you have a friend playing

[abstract cipher]

Gofy

Moder join public session

I am physically unable to join

Due to the fact that there is no join button present

ur not in session w

ur sessions are full of players w

just do inv only 💀

gofy augh

moders blow u

player is active on a job do u want to spectate

gofy

there has been an error joining session

i cannot even find any button now

literally just make inv only

Player is no longer in session

One more error message then 🛏️

🥰

Session is full of players

🛏️

Y do I bother with this game

It’s so trash

Player is no longer in session

Ok.

There has been an error

[oak horizon]

bad wifi question mark

[abstract cipher]

9 error messages

[oak horizon]

i think it for the wm29

[abstract cipher]

post my name

moders go after it

[oak horizon]

[abstract cipher]

yea

they racist

thats middle

https://i.imgur.com/h6q4tYc.jpeg

"who is that npc"

mugged

[oak horizon]

i wanna rob u too

[abstract cipher]

get on pc

[oak horizon]

[lethal birch]

Thanks darkviperAU.

[abstract cipher]

@supple moon

ur goofy ahh just crashed again

[abstract cipher]

Ur so goofy ahh

Crashed like 7 tines

🛏️

goofy ahh

Gn

[dusky timber]

another ass garage with sterile floor

[golden silo]

huhh

[gleaming spear]

[golden silo]

is it a modder ?

[elfin arrow]

that is the doing of a cheater, yes

[lethal birch]

Simeone know how to pass money ???

Someone*

[solemn berry]

Firetruck useless nfl

[plush ether]

gta RP vdm be like

[gleaming spear]

Lol

[plush ether]

idk if its rdm or vdm lmao

[solemn berry]

Hi swift

Love the texan guy W 💀👍

[gleaming spear]

Hello Karl

[green basalt]

i gott the highest possible number

[elfin arrow]

100 is not the highest possible

[solemn berry]

I got like 110 on other time

[golden berry]

Theoretically the highest would be 270

[solemn berry]

Lord has speaking the truth

[thin summit]

I need help guys

[lethal birch]

its not highest its perfection

[fallow geyser]

Mathematically true

[hoary delta]

somebody wanna go offriding?

[deft canyon]

[untold oar]

That's what it was?

💀

[abstract cipher]

L

Those dang modders

U crashed like 5 times yesterday

modders are pansies

Do this next time

https://youtu.be/GbEkCWSs5Tg

[abstract cipher]

I did it with ur friend

[hollow ledge]

Pause on focus loss is actually quite useful. I have it on so I can watch YT or play another game while GTA is AFK and I don't have to listen to it.
It also reduces strain on your GPU.

Sadly that's just PC atm.

Either modders, or R*'s crappy coding.
Did you get an error when you crashed or just sent straight to desktop?

Cos I've been crashing since the summer DLC with no error code displayed unless I look back through my launcher logs. After doing some research, there's apparently nothing I can do, but I've been crashing so much it's annoying af and I'm losing money on business sales cos I get to the end and get desktop'd so my stock goes down...

Ok

Cos R* don't do shit about any of the problems in their game

Check in your launcher logs, see if there's any error codes.

I have mine on Steam, but it uses R* launcher I believe

Mine is in Documents / Rockstar Games / Launcher / pick the log from around the time the game crashed, and scroll to the bottom

Every time mine crashes, it displays this error:

[2022-12-30 21:18:26.572] [DISPLAY] [ 9688] [crashdetection] Game left no exit file.
[2022-12-30 21:18:26.572] [ ERROR ] [ 9688] [crashdetection] Exit code 0xc0000005 indicates a fatal game exit (reason: STATUS_ACCESS_VIOLATION)```

Looked on google, and I can't find anything that helps

See, same error 😛

Been happening to me for months

Mine was the one before, whatever that one was called

Yeah, in 9 years time, when they do another batch of QOL changes

If you do some research into it and find a fix, please let me know xD

[2022-12-18 14:22:41.686] [DISPLAY] [Admin] [idownloader] Completed download of 'https://gamedownloads-rockstargames-com.akamaized.net/public/launcher_online_config.xml' (status: 0/200)
Might have something to do with this, I've only just noticed that this appears before all the crashes as I was looking for the lines for my message above ^

Annoying thing is too, it's super random.

Something does it after 10 mins of playing, other times 10 hours. With no common reason as to why as I'm always in different parts of the map / missions / interiors. :/

[untold jasper]

did you just leak your ipv4?

oh no there’s a colon no worries lmao

[abstract cipher]

Moder

[hollow ledge]

Lol, it's the time I think xD

[untold jasper]

luckily hehehe

[hollow ledge]

Too right.
I didn't even consider ipv when I sent it xD

[untold jasper]

lmfao you’re ok i would’ve said to delete it realise it was the time after i saw the colons

[cobalt smelt]

Reeee how can i get out of this?

[lost wolf]

Bro is lost in the sub💀

[cobalt smelt]

I cant get out

[lost wolf]

Just go to top floor then to yellow dot

[cobalt smelt]

No i cant get out from back behind this box its eternal loop of animation

Character just keeps walking

And i really dont want to restart

[vagrant orchid]

🗿

takes like 60 seconds to restart

[cobalt smelt]

You overestimate my computer plus i have to do the entire setup again

It takes minutes to start up

[vagrant orchid]

[modern vessel]

how do i upload a photo

i wanna know if anyone knows what car im driving is

its really nice

[abstract cipher]

Need lvl 5

[untold jasper]

when you realise teleporting exists on pc

[cobalt smelt]

How+

?

[untold jasper]

using a job lmao or using your phone

having a doomsday heist ready

[cobalt smelt]

Did not know that

[untold jasper]

or having a apartment heist ready

yep

i haven’t died in like a year due to tps

just have a heist setup with a finale or prep ready lester will give you tps to your orb lol

on pc i’m 90% sure you can tp to anywhere a job is

[oak horizon]

bruv

[untold jasper]

look inside the agency

[dusky timber]

it's really a blessing that u didn't get the candy cane

[wraith crown]

Am simply built diff

[deft canyon]

[untold jasper]

seems legit

[tardy stone]

No, go away.

[safe cedar]

snow in cayo perico, too bad rockstar is too lazy to add this, i did that using simpletrainer in GTA V story mode

[deft canyon]

Ever considered the possibility that theres places on the world , where it doesnt snow at all?

[safe cedar]

what the cayo perico computer in kosatka looks like in singleplayer, says undefined

[river crag]

it must really not like you

[regal shore]

any idea who is this guy?

[odd widget]

Thats johnquavius

[regal shore]

is he powerful?

[safe cedar]

looks like ps1 graphics

[abstract cipher]

default character base for gtao characters i think

[brazen gulch]

Christian Pulisich

[gleaming spear]

I am more interested about the graphics

[brazen gulch]

gta 5 nintendo switch edition

[regal shore]

i just booted up the game and got that ps1 graphics

[gleaming spear]

[ember blaze]

💀

[untold jasper]

yeah man xbox be wildin

[deft gate]

hey

[lethal birch]

Why cant i sens pics

[abstract cipher]

Need lvl 5

[lean hull]

Hi

[hearty solstice]

That will be interesting seeing as the Nintendo switch's display has a low refresh rate and that the specs only allow it to run at a max of 30 FPS on mid-heavy switch games.

[untold jasper]

lmfao nintendo switch china wars edition

[hearty solstice]

[patent yoke]

why does r* hate so much?

[dusky timber]

that laundry place is funny

[hearty solstice]

Rockstar like to add subtle easter eggs aswell. Rockstar, as a Scottish company, made BAWSAQ based off NASDAQ but called it that because it sounds like the Scottish pronunciation of Ballsack

[frail orbit]

The words of trying to build hype

[solemn salmon]

Yeah that the promblem alwayse like that and finally there is nothing

we like or no since there is GTA v and still popular
GTA vi won't come out any time soon people need to stop waiting

[frail orbit]

Doesn't help there is so much fucking dripfeed
We just got the powersurge the first electric bike
Now im waiting to play all 11 missions on hard with 4x payout

[frail orbit]

In my head I can predict a fall 2024 release
Those leaks must've set back development at least*
*According to mors mutual, they did it out of D.C. but I still think development is recovering

[solemn salmon]

You know what my opinion for release?

End 2027 or 2028 with ps6 ofc it will come to PS5 firs

[frail orbit]

Facebook user in 2023 💀
Its crazy too, I got the game when I was 9, but unfortunately it can't always be that way
I bounced between platforms, 360 and pc, then pc, then ps4 and pc, then Xbox one and pc and ps4, then pc for a while then xb1 for a month then pc for two years, now I actively play console

[solemn salmon]

[frail orbit]

Now its 2023, its going to be 6-7 years before ps6 and Xbox 36000* make it
*I love calling it 36000, cause it's fun!

[frail orbit]

More like

2015

[solemn salmon]

For real I want just map expansion for GTA v now

Too bad it won't be

[frail orbit]

2016-2017
2017
2018-2019; June 23rd 2020 to September? 2020

New 2020 to mid 2022

I played alot of 360 dgmw but damn playing on old gen gta 5 in those days felt like separation, its felt even today wherein 7th gen online is dead, 8th gen is hanging on by threads (literally and figuratively), and 9th gen is still fresh

[frail orbit]

Memory

Now that they stopped doing updates for 8th gen after doing what they couldn't for 7th gen, that is; continuing to push and push until the game starts to show larger cracks

[lethal birch]

[elfin arrow]

lol the ewo script when you're about to be rpgd

[winged dagger]

Nice

[clever robin]

what should i do

[elfin arrow]

accept your fate

[dense sand]

Don't judge me, it was like 3 years ago 🥲

I know, it's cringe 😳

[sterile fox]

the same way the casino had "coming soon" posters since release

[clever robin]

was able to evade it using invasive maneuvers

[smoky agate]

if only r* added bowling in gta 5 😭

i want to bowl with frens

[brazen gulch]

Do golf

[paper rover]

I think this is the best way to do it

[elfin arrow]

killing half of those guys was completely unnecessary

[solar oasis]

why are you invading their privacy

its not nice

[clever robin]

[lean basin]

"Attention Butt Lovers, keep Los Santos Awesome!"

[solar oasis]

left wing extremists vs right wing extremists

[green basalt]

bag is still on me?

is this a bug

[untold oar]

What's happening with security contracts 💀

[gleaming spear]

[green basalt]

the

[faint fiber]

At least crop your memes

[green basalt]

hell yeah

and 2 cocaines

[gleaming spear]

Nice

[brazen gulch]

No

[gleaming spear]

[lethal birch]

so haram mode

[clever robin]

gta 5 online pc

[green basalt]

most sane modder

who tf even puts sandking suspension as a joke

[deft canyon]

Thanks for not censoring the name, gonna remote crash him later

[gilded burrow]

🥶

[clever robin]

god bless you

[clever robin]

bro even removed it from my garage lmao

[paper stream]

Wassup everyone I just need someone to help me with a video (ps5)

[hollow ledge]

Use the lfg channels!

[paper stream]

Already did

[untold jasper]

average thermal bst victim:

@patent hollow take this

you literally played yourself tho you payed 750k for something you can get online

[gilded burrow]

[safe cedar]

unfortunately i just got bearer bonds today

[gilded burrow]

The way you say that implies that Secondary loot was also crap

[safe cedar]

i just got 1 coke and 1 cash in the hangar and 1 cash and 1 weed in the building across

and not much gold in compound

[gilded burrow]

[safe cedar]

just rockstar screwing us over just for the sake of wanting us to buy shark cards

[green basalt]

still good

i got tequila 4 times a row before this

[safe cedar]

at least not tequila after not playing gta for almost a week

[cyan crag]

U really need this?

Lol

Idk why so many peooke have problem with fingerprints

Theyre so easy

[untold jasper]

he couldn’t access his finger print in his arcade i don’t need it was helping the guy out lol

[brazen gulch]

fake

not real

Confirmed by Fact Checkers

[green basalt]

no way its ryan from story mode

[gilded burrow]

Is that the Vinewood zombie

[indigo solstice]

i got accused of cheating in a race because i used hsw

“we have the same bike why is yours faster”

another time i got called a cheater because i was outrunning missiles in a pyro

[mellow thunder]

Aw hell nah

Who made the bugatti a monster truck

[indigo solstice]

how tf did you get that suspension 😭

[safe cedar]

i seem to get this sometimes when loading online

[abstract cipher]

Just wifi error

[safe cedar]

it happens on ethernet too, it's just random

rockstar servers really do suck

[past fox]

Host of the server had a lot of lag, R* doesn't have dedicated servers

That's the reason why they call them sessions

[dense spruce]

@digital coral
I was transporting a guy from one of the Franklins contract jobs
An my screen just went to this

[digital coral]

so like, it wasn't an actual mission so that doesn't make much sense

and even if the session staggered it'd still leave a disconnect message

[dense spruce]

It didn’t

It went on for about a full 4mins

[digital coral]

and you had to quit or?

[dense spruce]

I had to close the game

[untold jasper]

common console godmode jet dogfight:

(pyro on top)

[turbid berry]

Bro didn't even look like he wanted beef

[hollow ledge]

@dusky timber, whenever you get a minute, could you please send me a friend request or a DM?
I just tried messaging you, but we have to be friends, and you have your requests off so you have to add me first xD

It's regarding your message the other day about running 2 instances of GTA on the same PC at once.

[gleaming spear]

A barcode who loves the Pyro, that's so uncommon

[dusky timber]

it's 2 different pcs

[untold jasper]

the guy was in a godmode lazer there was no other counter lul

so i grabbed my godmode pyro

BRRRRRRR

[hollow ledge]

Oh oops. The picture looked like it was the same PC.
Sorry.

[dark umbra]

[gleaming spear]

[dark umbra]

At least you have an army.

[grizzled cedar]

Can anyone help me get 1mil

[clever robin]

people call rockstar's glitchy floppy disk servers as the classic gta experience but they never talk about the real classic gta experience

[leaden vapor]

What is that wrap on my khanjali

[fathom crystal]

sweet home alabama

[feral torrent]

GTA+

[untold oar]

I experienced that too

It's not a bug with the security contracts it happens with every Freemode event

[smoky agate]

its cold out here

[royal holly]

"floppy disk servers"

[clever robin]

That's right

[lavish stone]

can i post a meme here it's funny

[elfin arrow]

no

[lavish stone]

can i post anything

[elfin arrow]

if it's gta related media that isn't memes, yes

[lavish stone]

where is the meme channel in this server

[gleaming spear]

#memes-and-shitposting

[gleaming spear]

Found more modded kd garbage

[green basalt]

aw you cant double split?

[dusky timber]

there appears to be a whole ass account duplication glitch out there

[gleaming spear]

No idea tbh

[dusky timber]

so ppl dupe this particular account

[teal crypt]

Richy rich 🤑

[green basalt]

why not a level 8k one at least

[green basalt]

guys i think he's modding

[green basalt]

huh

[hollow ledge]

Yeah, I had an experience with someone modding in Cayo before.
Final take was 5 mill out of a 30 mill potential take.
We were both at 100% cut, but I ended up getting 0%

[untold oar]

I do see that a lot in Xbox LFG

[mellow thunder]

lzzzzzzzz

i got those clips 💯

[keen hemlock]

Me neither

[green basalt]

thats one way to do it

[proper night]

When you cant post gta media on gta media: [Insert funny reaction pic here bc i fucking cant]

[ocean siren]

[abstract cipher]

Insert “no embed perms” gif

[karmic cipher]

my first kill in the Khanjali

[paper rover]

Last Cayo Perico in the year(2022)

[deft canyon]

I wonder what this fine gentleman is up to

[blissful wolf]

i dont have the candy-scrowbar anymore u too?

[mellow thunder]

Im up on the dude who reacted clown

[mellow thunder]

got damn

[delicate star]

im a step closer to 100%

[green basalt]

you can snipe the die hard guys from eclipse towers

[delicate star]

too easy

i only gotta do some races and stunt jumps

and i have 100

[elfin arrow]

do you have cryptozoologist though?

or the criminal masterminds trophy

[zenith kestrel]

Do remember to dress warm in the cold.

[green basalt]

finally got 10m chips

blackjack is op

[green basalt]

blackjack

i may have a gambling addiction

[scenic summit]

gay

[green basalt]

fog

i can teach you ig its just following some rules

works most of the time but obviously the dealer has some advantages

[obsidian sparrow]

this apartment

[untold oar]

That's one strong heli

[gleaming spear]

💀

[little needle]

Lmao what

[karmic cipher]

L tbh

[pliant mango]

probably the ban kick

Its just a kick on menus that makes that the leave reason

[ocean siren]

All the penthouses are mine

@clear garden

[clear garden]

How did that get there

[ocean siren]

Don’t know

[clear garden]

Ur house is hunted

Get out while you can