gta-media

[golden berry]

Take two lawyers are typing

[zealous torrent]

a goat sim ad had footage of the gta 6 leak in it lol

[dark umbra]

@analog flame

[paper rover]

"a body has been found"

[dusky stone]

Nah the guard in the airstrip found the gun bag

[cyan crag]

Pov: youre about to get rich in one week

[golden berry]

You'll probably be insane before getting rich

[lethal birch]

game's weird

@lethal birch

[civic thistle]

Where do I get that hat what's it called

[cyan crag]

Mad ugly outfit 💀

[civic thistle]

your opinion

[cyan crag]

Its disgusting 💀💀💀

Would blow up

[civic thistle]

when

[cyan crag]

Idk, when was this tiktok posted

[civic thistle]

when did i ask

OMG OMG CLIP IT O,G

[cyan crag]

What

[civic thistle]

whats the maske on this classed as

@cyan crag

like if i wanted to put ti on what section would it be on

[celest spade]

Looks like bulletproof helmet + rebreather combination.

[cyan crag]

That a bulletproof helmet

You can't get it in colour

He used glitch to get a red one

And the mask is rebreather

You can buy it at gun shop

[quick river]

Rockstar are still working out the controller input bug for Xbox consoles.

[golden berry]

They are working on it , you'll get the fix once the summer dlc is out

[serene cipher]

@latent plank

I can’t send images

[latent plank]

You should be able to post images and videos here

[lethal birch]

how the HELL did you get that.

[fallow geyser]

From doing the Heist Challenge Reward

[lethal birch]

damn it man

did I miss it?

[fallow geyser]

Btw, if you did that, you need to send a Ticket to Rockstar

[lethal birch]

They Said To The Diamond

[fallow geyser]

I don't think so

[lethal birch]

oh shit

how do i do it

Taliana Martinez

I Did

[fallow geyser]

Wait, did you mean about getting that rewards rn?

[lethal birch]

yeah.

im tryna get rich fr

[fallow geyser]

It's no possible no more

[lethal birch]

[fallow geyser]

That was in the Heist Challenge

Doing All Act DD Heists, OG Heists and i don't remember is Casino Heists was there

[lethal birch]

Alright well

do you know how to get rich on gta

im sitting at 2m dollars rn

cayo takes forever to set up

[fallow geyser]

Not at all

But you can do Casino Heist

[lethal birch]

whats it called and how much does it give

[fallow geyser]

Literally Casino Heist

[lethal birch]

oh

[fallow geyser]

That depends of the Cut, is 2 Player Obligatory

[gilded burrow]

[hollow sail]

omg the sounds behind the song

this is brilliant

[dusky stone]

Yeah i had this idea of the song playing out cuz it was in the trailer
But in the background the actual heist is happening. You can hear the player die and fail before getting in the compound

[dark umbra]

I found Nick Avocado

Damn he's old af

[fallow geyser]

Too much P's & Q's

[river hamlet]

i cant post it

[dark umbra]

Nice scratches

[green basalt]

40 mil

[fallow geyser]

What Obey is that?

[green basalt]

looks like e-gt

omnis

[fallow geyser]

Hmmm

[dark umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/lester-gif-20877999

Lester be like.

[vast fjord]

e-gt

imani tech car

[fallow geyser]

I know

[fallow geyser]

Thanks

[vast fjord]

Best to fight against depressors

[fallow geyser]

Yeah, and have Active Spoiler

[green basalt]

new pr on fingers hard

its 1.5s after i finished

didnt even need to kill anyone

[warm jolt]

The new weapons aren’t bad tbh

[elfin arrow]

guns?

i only see one and it doesn't look promising

[warm jolt]

The new pistol and candy Cain

[warm jolt]

U don’t see the new pistol above

[elfin arrow]

a candy cane isn't a gun last i checked

[dense oracle]

He talking about the mw

[elfin arrow]

do you like

read anything at all?

[dense oracle]

Nope

[elfin arrow]

so don't reply

[lethal birch]

2nd time this happend

[dense oracle]

Lmao

[lethal birch]

Server filled with sped mids

Kids

[fallow geyser]

Hey, isn't that bad at all

Well, he can give you his heist and you can give him a Bike at least

[vast fjord]

LEL WRONG CHANNEL

[lethal birch]

@past fox
Horsepressor MK2

[past fox]

The only thing that could've saved RDO

[green basalt]

split double downs

[stiff wigeon]

You made Judy from cyberpunk

[vast fjord]

Its my girlfriend character tho🤣

[stiff wigeon]

Oh

Well Judy can be your gf in the game

[warm jolt]

Rockstar so freaking lazy made the new pistol looking like ceremic pistol

[green basalt]

its a placeholder

[lethal birch]

there's nothing wrong with this. you both could've done 55%-45% & 50%-50%. stop being greedy.

[elfin arrow]

host doesn't get money on console

[lethal birch]

wtf are you on about, both will get money based on percentage once they've finished the heist

[elfin arrow]

why are you even talking when you don't understand what you're talking about

[dark umbra]

I take 15%

[ocean siren]

Dead or paralyzed????

[fallow geyser]

Whited,

[plush ether]

what in the ps4

also keep hearing the noose dudes speak in a girl voice even tho theyre men

[ocean siren]

[safe cedar]

was just 12 seconds late 🐢 🐌 😭

[gleaming spear]

Rip

[ocean siren]

what happened

[safe cedar]

longfin got swept away when after taking secondary loot, i didn't bother killing the guard in front of the hangar and just ran past him

[ocean siren]

[safe cedar]

maybe i need to beach it a bit

[ocean siren]

maybe

[plush ether]

was my fastest however no elite

[plain kestrel]

doing b2b’s?

[fallow geyser]

My record is 3:47 with 4 Players

[plush ether]

the fact its 4 players is very impressive

[plush ether]

used to

it was worth the wait

[abstract cipher]

“Have a nice day”

[safe cedar]

the wifi just randomly quit working on me and it gave me this buggy icon on my taskbar

[lethal birch]

My buddy got 15:02

[feral torrent]

NONO WAIT WAIT WAIT

NO NO NO NO

[celest spade]

[gilded burrow]

This has reminded me that my last solo run was 15:13 💀

[lethal birch]

So custom plates are rare now

I have 1

[grizzled umbra]

Why this happening

[feral torrent]

I still have the app, but I can't make a custom plate now

[dawn kelp]

this game is a shitshow

[cyan crag]

Get a console

[dawn kelp]

honestly fair point tbh

i've got a series x and everything but all my stuff is on pc

[hidden pagoda]

console lobbies work

[idle galleon]

snow just arrived

[silk cipher]

average public server in pc

[hidden pagoda]

did it really

[lethal birch]

"Theres nothing wrong with this" 🤓🤓 it's called b2b for a reason I can only give 85% as a host not willing to waste time on a cayo with barley any payout

Always someone wanna be a smartass

[turbid flicker]

its time

[turbid flicker]

what is the name of that bike?

[humble hemlock]

Manchez Scout

also when sell acid comes with it

[lethal birch]

average server in ohio

[gleaming spear]

[lethal birch]

Is that snowwwwww

YAAAAAAAAA

[dusky stone]

these dudes die on contact

[lethal birch]

@primal vigil

[primal vigil]

🖤🔥

[karmic dew]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/879746587448999966/1037996671474348093/GTA5_2022-11-03_19-54-36.png?width=831&height=467

frozen lake

[idle galleon]

waiting for gucci to appear 😩

[cyan crag]

I wish there was actually ice that can cause our character to fall over

[brazen gulch]

how do u find him

[civic thistle]

NO I AHEV LOST MY MOTORCYCLE

THE POLICE ABDUCTED IT NOW ITS GONE

THEY DESTORYED IT

[fickle ocean]

the innocence of this gta online player

[idle galleon]

yus

[lethal birch]

there is snow in gta now

finally I was waiting for that shit all December 💀

cayo in snow w/ @lethal birch

@lethal birch ♥️

[eternal hazel]

how do u get ur graphics so crisp

[idle galleon]

lol

[humble hemlock]

try nvidia control panel

[idle galleon]

seems like daytime period as opposed to the weazel event at night. other info im sure tez and gtaseries have made it public

[brazen gulch]

d

[golden berry]

No , all of them at the same time

[lethal birch]

cayo in snow w/ @lethal birch @cunning kernel

yessir!

💪🏼

[eternal hazel]

i have ryzen software

[turbid flicker]

halal gamer

[humble hemlock]

[feral jolt]

Do you have any other good pictures like this?

[idle galleon]

finally done with 🚮 time to enjoy Christmas

idk im just your average screenshotter lmao i cut that side away cuz i have my system time and FPS displayed.. i prefer not to show thats all.

[chilly bronze]

damn el rubio now has self-driving cars

[dark umbra]

Look like they partnered with Coil.

[dark umbra]

NO

[cyan crag]

What no pussy does to mf

[cyan crag]

How do i unlock this pistol?

[sharp canyon]

Well, there's one only spot near the agency

[cyan crag]

Cant i just buy it?

[dark umbra]

No, the pistol is pick-up only.

[cyan crag]

Ugh

At least it looks cool

[dark umbra]

@cyan crag You don't really need it as it deals average damage, wouldn't recommend, but if you want to add it to your weapon collections, then go ahead.

I only get it just to get the Festive Greeting skin.

[cyan crag]

Looks cool tbh

I like using pistols on npc's

[ornate tusk]

Love how they focus on every single details

[idle galleon]

can try afking while watching your tv series in the subway station below

pistol event was also weird for me. did not spawn when i was on ground or in air. seems like within 500m is actually false and makes the event bug out from spawning. need to be further

tried subway and good to go, the entrance near Michael's house will do. i have a mouse jiggler so that helped with VLC window on top 🙂

watch show, see red dot pop. done

quick note that gooch also spawned for me inside subway station so kill 2 birds with 1 stone

me waiting like a kuku

[hollow ledge]

For anyone who's still struggling to find the Exotic Export vehicles that were introduced as part of the LS Tuners like I was until a few days ago, here's a guide I made to help other people: https://youtu.be/KzkS0mZfrHw

(It's my first ever YT video, so if there's any issues, please don't judge too hard. I'm still learning xD)

[rich lark]

why can i not

posti mage

[lethal birch]

idk

@rich lark I think you have to be a higher level, I can't post either 😭

[hot wraith]

All of the above

[past remnant]

Anyone got cayo I’ll help with set ups

[still blade]

Rate my fit

[warped copper]

How tf you do that

[pliant mango]

[MODDER]

[warped copper]

I’m talking about the cash

[pliant mango]

Cheating

[abstract cipher]

tf

[feral jolt]

Wow 10/10

[still blade]

I just wish that the game would stop messing with my drip by forcing my character to take off his helmet when I get out of an aircraft, get out of a boat, enter my Arcade, or enter my apartment garages.

[lethal birch]

What mission is this?

[lethal birch]

Super mid.

[still blade]

😔

[lethal birch]

How do i tell rockstar to look into this hackers account. I have video proof plus their username. #tastefulboi49155 you’re a hacker!! I hope the worst happens to you.

[cyan crag]

???

Rookie numbers

[pliant mango]

😡

[cyan crag]

Get better

[pliant mango]

they arent gonna do anything, reports even really dont work lol

[dusky timber]

101

[lethal birch]

In GTA 6 they better have a system in place that lets the losers know they’re being reported lots so if they wanna keep acting clownish they can on single player and they’ll be forcibly IP banned.

Online

[dusky timber]

nice LGBTQIA√+ratio themed outfit

[umbral nebula]

Anyone on ps5 trying to help with prison break heist

[lethal birch]

Rip

[pliant mango]

source: “trust me bro”

[lethal birch]

Just block them. It’ll stop.

[lethal birch]

Huh?

[pliant mango]

thank god my menu blocks those losers from joining

[dawn kelp]

there's a block button????

[lethal birch]

Yeah

Just select the loser who is modding and done for.

Bye bye loser

[dusky timber]

if only that actually worked

[pliant mango]

they join spam and leave dont they?

[lethal birch]

It works for me.

If you block them they’ll know and so then that’s when they leave.

[dawn kelp]

bro where is the block button

please

[lethal birch]

Go to playrs

[pliant mango]

Havent seen one of those advertisers in at least a few months

w menu 💪

[lethal birch]

Is it a free menu or do you gotta pay a stupid amount for it?

[pliant mango]

its not free but its cheap

[lethal birch]

Cheap as in $2? Or expensive as in $30

Cause menu usually suck ass and are way overpriced

[pliant mango]

but I dont want it so look like i’m advertising its price so idk if I should say

[lethal birch]

Just dm me

[pliant mango]

eh

[lethal birch]

Exactly. It’s probably overpriced. Lmao.

And suck ass

Like the rest

[pliant mango]

no lmao

[pliant mango]

idk what knowledge on menus you have but idk what you talking abt

or maybe you just got trash menus

but this is for gta media so imma dip outta this convo ✌️

[cyan crag]

Imagine cheating lol

[lethal birch]

https://twitter.com/PLTytus/status/1604403834851364864?s=20&t=NXW_V-MaEvwS-dXOGRKiWg
@lethal birch

PLTytus (@PLTytus)

#GTAOnline #GTAOnlineDrugWars
By using this feature you can see which sell/supply missions can be triggered from location of your Acid Lab.
Special thanks to @TezFunz2 for all the intel about coordinates, triggerpoints and distances.
https://t.co/DwkoE3XHBa

Likes

533

Twitter · Dec 18, 2022, 9:10 AM

[lethal birch]

:0

[grizzled umbra]

aaaaa

[gleaming spear]

Lol

[green basalt]

hmmmmm

[dark umbra]

Have to be brutally honest, but this shit sucks, not because of the festive wrapping, but it's THE ONLY WEAPON COSMETIC.

Definitely an effort from a multi-billion dollar company.

Surely a multi-trillion dollar company would have made more skins...

[lethal birch]

the ceramic pistol looks good

[lethal birch]

[green basalt]

is that pistol mk2?

[dark umbra]

Yes

[dense spruce]

Weird
Lol

[outer barn]

I think it might be because of an event

It’s happened to me before

[gleaming spear]

[safe cedar]

got elite challenge glitchless without killing a single guard

[gleaming spear]

Good job

[safe cedar]

coke/weed, safe cash, tequila, no guards killed, longfin route

[outer barn]

Didn’t know AI’s could go in passive now

[gleaming spear]

Wait what💀💀

[outer barn]

Just as confused as you are

[agile wharf]

“Confusion”

[errant saffron]

When the bots get tired of you killing them

[outer barn]

Time to run them over with a car ig

[dusky stone]

why tf they storing it in my hangar

[dusky timber]

the multiverse theory was right

[lethal birch]

I forgot how quick the mk2 is

[wispy drift]

Ah yes typical day for rockstar

[dense spruce]

[wispy drift]

He mad cause he bad

[gleaming spear]

His username😳

[dense spruce]

Ehh
Even if he actually was able to snatch my account lol
I really don’t have anything

I can just get it right back🤣

[brazen gulch]

eh

i dont think they care about skins for a silenced pistol

thats like wanting fine detail on a pair of nike shoes

not gonna happen

[plush ether]

impressive

[deft canyon]

AI in summer clothes during xmas

Peak realism

[rigid laurel]

i think his car might be dead

[idle galleon]

art 💩

[magic field]

how in the fuck am i supposed to read this map r*

[green basalt]

bro is losing it

[stray schooner]

[hollow pulsar]

lol the snowman dissapeared

[elfin arrow]

this guy is really using bandicam in 2022

amazing

[void hamlet]

NO WAY A BARCODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[lethal birch]

are hot tub editor mode screen caps allowed here? i can DM pic if need be.

[timid kiln]

when does the christmas festive thing come out?

[hollow ledge]

Yesterday

[pallid wren]

Skateboards in gta when

[hollow ledge]

When they make a DLC that lets us buy an underground skate track for BMXs, Scooters and Skate boards, for $20,000,000

[elfin arrow]

why would anyone pay 50 quid for that

[hollow ledge]

That's an expensive account to not have very much xD

[hollow ledge]

Beat me to it lol

[elfin arrow]

no it doesn't?

that's like a week of playing

[upper fjord]

rank

[elfin arrow]

well even max health for starters

no gold globe

[upper fjord]

platinum globe is where its at

[elfin arrow]

that's not a thing, right?

am i stupid

(yes)

[hollow ledge]

My account is:

• Level 1080
• $700,000,000+ in the bank
• CMM completed
• Every heist elite challenge completed
• Every business unlocked
• Full garages

And it's all legit with about 7000 hours put into it, and I wouldn't even sell that for £50

[kindred oracle]

💀💀💀

[upper fjord]

Yeah its not a thing gold is 750

[hollow ledge]

Exactly, $20,000,000 is nothing xD

[elfin arrow]

it'll buy you ammo for a day

[hollow ledge]

Get to level 120 and have about $100 mill, then it'll be considered a decent account for about £10

[elfin arrow]

literally

level 120 still isn't even max armor

[hollow ledge]

787 mill overall income and you only have 20 mill left?!?!? Where did it all go?

Lol

Then that account wasn't made with the intention of selling it probably.

If you wanna sell accounts, look more into what people are looking for.
They don't wanna see their stats having almost a billion income with very little to show for it

[upper fjord]

Also try not selling on servers that its clearly not allowed in

[hollow ledge]

^
That too

[upper fjord]

Spent on Contact Services would include Mors mutuals right?

[hollow ledge]

Yeah

[upper fjord]

Yeah im only at 19.3m for that

[hollow ledge]

On my new account, I'm at $12,000
On my Xbox account (the one I mentioned above) it's at $432.1K. And that's with 7k+ hours.

So how this guy has spent 200 mill on mors mutual is beyond me.

[upper fjord]

yeah ive no idea either

[bronze tiger]

What is this?
I don't remember this being in gta before.
#new-dlc-discussion

[hollow ledge]

It's a radio antenna from a while back.
Only available from December 15 - 22, 2020, because it was a little event they did to try and have them adding new radio stations make sense, as you were helping the new radio station get their antennas working before they could broadcast when the next DLC dropped

[bronze tiger]

It was part of the Still slipping radio station?
huh

[upper fjord]

Going to be paying off this debt forever

[golden berry]

Go to work now or we'll seize your cars

[upper fjord]

Its gone down by 0.1B in 6 months #gta-vehicles message

[upper fjord]

R* removed a 2.8B Bounty that i collected back in ps3 days, must have removed it through Earned from jobs stats

[light pike]

my mechanic

[upper fjord]

Mines has gone above that limit though 😅

Or is it ingame that shows different?

[cyan crag]

We need this hoodie in gta

[cyan crag]

"At least we can play in 60fps"

[lethal birch]

@dark umbra

[dark umbra]

Michael in a Cartoon Network show

real

[green basalt]

the

[dark umbra]

you just spawned satanic gooch

[rotund saddle]

Change your yee yee ass haircut like Lamar said to change

[dusky timber]

how much would you sell it for though

theoretically

[golden berry]

1ban50

[lethal birch]

anyone has an idea how resolution works? I'm trying to fix my screen, but I can't tell which type looks normal

[elfin arrow]

it just works

[lethal birch]

cora help😭

[elfin arrow]

you haven't provided any useful information so what am i supposed to do

[lethal birch]

I put the resolution of the console to 720x480 (snow makes me lag)

[dusky timber]

the current market really brought down the value of my time

[lethal birch]

and now I need to understand which is the right :

[elfin arrow]

ps4 or 5

[lethal birch]

ps4

[elfin arrow]

1080p

[lethal birch]

there's 16:9

[elfin arrow]

that's aspect ratio

[lethal birch]

yeah that, I need to understand which one matches with 720x480

there's 16:9, 14:9 and 4:3

[elfin arrow]

720x480 doesn't match any common aspect ratio i don't think

[dusky timber]

3:2 like those hipster microsoft laptops

[elfin arrow]

i don't know what a hipster microsoft laptop is but that doesn't sound common

[lethal birch]

😭

[elfin arrow]

what resolution options are there

not that i think they change the render resolution of the game anyways

[lethal birch]

480, 720, 1080i and 1080

these are the ones from ps4

you can't change game's resolution on ps

[clever robin]

are we talking about doomsday finale?

[idle galleon]

snowmobile mk2

[clever robin]

when that ride hits hard

[lean tulip]

it was a good day

it was not our boat though

[oak horizon]

pc moment

[elfin arrow]

trolled

[kindred niche]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ci-skuCIruA/?igshid=Yzg5MTU1MDY=

[gleaming spear]

Lol

[green basalt]

my guy is intimidating mutt

[blissful wolf]

why cant i collect the litle blue dot?

[abstract cipher]

It’s down on the ground, probably a drug car spawn based on ur current location

unless I’m mistaken

[dusky timber]

happened to me twice, bad luck, gonna have to try again

[crimson fractal]

I need help. My gta keeps kicking me out from sessions and jobs with other players in them and saying they left but that is not true. If you have any information or fixes please dm me and let me know.

[pliant mango]

this is the media channel, and Ive already answered your question in #gta-tech-support

[faint fiber]

Ho ho ho

[hollow ledge]

🤷‍♂️

[lethal birch]

Miss this weather already 😭

[brazen gulch]

no

[green basalt]

how did this happen

[lethal birch]

My garage has been ruined

[green basalt]

ez 1mil

weirdos

[pastel lance]

I like it

[broken belfry]

anyone wanna roam around, dm me if u want to

[barren brook]

I have this car same design and all

[oak horizon]

ohhh you know which vehicles got the christmas liveries this time?

[lethal birch]

i got it from the wheel

[oak horizon]

no other cars got any christmas livery?

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

the livery isnt even listed i think its only on the wheel car

so if you remove it its gone for good

[oak horizon]

will i get the livery too? or is it just for a show

[safe cedar]

i got this 5 times in a row, WTF rockstar

just fail the mission using a guided missile

[green basalt]

you get the car thats displayed

livery and all

[oak horizon]

thank you

[drowsy turret]

giving the gift of cheer this christmas

[dusk marten]

Anyone else into gta scenery

[drowsy turret]

this is cursed

[abstract cipher]

Turrent dysfunction

[whole cape]

Raytraced penthouse

[abstract cipher]

Ice rink

[gleaming spear]

Neat

[whole cape]

[tight eagle]

Rate my artwork

[clever robin]

911 enthusiast

[gleaming spear]

Brainlessly spamming Deluxo missiles

[outer barn]

Fun GTA facts!
Kinetic mines stack

I believe only 6 of them stack total, although I believe you could get more in a general area if you have a friend

[outer barn]

People are just not used to seeing upside down mk2’s so they resort to their usual strategy

[dusky timber]

[gleaming spear]

That's true,this guy did end up calling me a cheater after that because he didn't know you could fly the MK2 like that

[outer barn]

Happens to me a lot lmao

It’s called skill

[whole cape]

Jealous

[dusky timber]

i would lie if i said i wasn't but polished penthouse = cringe

seductive (i think that's what it's called?) penthouse is the comfiest

[whole cape]

The 2nd design I did was a little better

Raytraced wood

[dusky timber]

yeah that does look

try seductive tho

[whole cape]

I don’t think it has many reflective things but sure

Christmasy for sure

[grim aurora]

too much red, not enough green

[dusky timber]

thankfully i traded my eclipse penthouse for a comfy apartment in vespucci beach

[dusky stone]

how does this still work

[humble imp]

😩😩😩

[past fox]

Average kd warrior

[outer barn]

Y’all be looking like my old crew if we were all tryhards

[humble imp]

well we ain really tryhardin shit 😭😭

I jus like the skin so i made it the crew

we were dog fightin before we took that shi

we usually only play privates n hangout

n sometimes we jus join pub jus to bully griefers

[outer barn]

Fuck these guys Frfr

[humble imp]

huh?

[dusky timber]

i guess that's where all the detail budget went because the car is low poly af

[outer barn]

I built the discord server for them and they banned me without notice

[humble imp]

awww

rip

[outer barn]

I’m pretty sure they died out because I don’t see them in freemode anymore so that’s nice

[humble imp]

ayyy karma is a bitch

[idle galleon]

all the cheaters going: "wait wut how you pick up snowballlll!!"

🍆

[dark umbra]

fr

[whole cape]

Not related, but have u noticed the snow affecting vehicle speeds? I’ve noticed my HSW are accelerating faster/smoother, and are like ~5 mph faster. Not sure if this has always been the case

RT On/Off

A very interesting door RT makes for tho

[dusky stone]

You wake up in the middle of the night you see this wyd
(This is a photo from my friend's POV. I had to brighten it up cuz it's hard to see my plane cuz of the camo)

[hearty bobcat]

if anyone wanna play gta add me

indian

[dense spruce]

@outer barn
You should get this Mask
Cerberus mask

[outer barn]

Moderately unfortunate how my Cerberus headlights are pink

[dense spruce]

Lol why is it pink😂

[outer barn]

My Cerberus’s name is princess 👉👈

[dense spruce]

[dense spruce]

Ig mines Reaper

[upper fjord]

@graceful rock Im sure this has already been posted but here's the differences with Fidelity mode https://youtu.be/WITeykbhTS0

[graceful rock]

Impressive

[hollow pulsar]

Optimized for shitty computers

[upper fjord]

Least it aint unregistered Hypercam 2

[tight rover]

Get mods just to block these

[turbid flicker]

@lone ravine Cleary I won

[turbid flicker]

photoshopped

[glacial ice]

GTA ai

[subtle pulsar]

he's too shy to speak in person

[grizzled umbra]

uh

[misty dirge]

npc's car meet

[gleaming spear]

Wow

[misty dirge]

it didnt end well

[deft canyon]

Why would a multi "trillion" company give a damn about some weapon skins in a 9 year old game instead of an entirely new game?

[lethal birch]

Welcome to thr kosatka, kapitan!

[faint nebula]

Nice hand smash

[lethal birch]

fell asleep in this chat

[green basalt]

business

[plush ether]

this edit goes hard

[green basalt]

road to $300m

[golden berry]

[pliant mango]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

...

How

[grim aurora]

modded

[sour bobcat]

This guy 💀 He calling me broke for asking for a cayo grinder

[fervent comet]

why the fuck u even censoring his pfp,wtf u scare of 💀

[brazen gulch]

widest monitor known to man

[hollow pulsar]

Rockstar knew how to make blonde women act like real blondes

[dusky timber]

it's always like that, less drag in wetty conditions so vehicles go faster

[dusky stone]

is this a peyote plant it's dfferent from the others lol

[golden berry]

Just a plant

[green basalt]

opp after an hour of heist setups

[patent yoke]

@plush holly

[green basalt]

$50m

[gleaming spear]

[whole cape]

Oh ok. I thought I remembered it being like that but wasn’t dat sure

Even a better reason for snow, more top speeeed

[lethal birch]

how did u start the shotout

[green basalt]

8pm to 6 am

shootout starts

PR

52m

247mil to go

[gleaming spear]

Do you intend to reach 300 mil before this year ends?

[lethal birch]

Nothing compared to my $800M

[green basalt]

no

that wouldve really sucked

[real gulch]

Griefer outfits be like

[gleaming spear]

Most of the time they are worse than that

[little needle]

hmmm...

[dusky timber]

what's your point?

[pliant mango]

[dusky timber]

you can come back when at least $4,323,707 of that is made legitimately

[pliant mango]

43 million made legit 💀

money is money

[dusky timber]

absolutely

[pliant mango]

not a lot but its decent

that was before I started modding

[dusky timber]

i don't think you ever started modding because cheating =/= modding

[pliant mango]

what

confusion

[dusky timber]

i am confused as to what you're confused about

[misty dirge]

there is even wider :))

[pliant mango]

wdym by cheating =/= modding

[dusky timber]

i could tell

https://www.gta5-mods.com/maps/ugase-city-sp-fivem-ymap are you able to tell that this here is different from what you do in online

[pliant mango]

bro

by modding I meant using a mod menu

mb if that wasnt clear

[dusky timber]

yeah but that's not modding that's cheating

[pliant mango]

well we call it modding

just modding online

[pliant mango]

https://tenor.com/view/swag-daveo-cat-epic-gif-24184390

[dusky timber]

i am mad indeed

[misty dirge]

by mods menu u can do godmode, increase ur damage n health, teleport, u can extend ur range to shoot from longer distance.

so i think modding=cheating

[outer barn]

I got a duffel bag on my outfit, I am so cool, the easiest glitch in the game proves my superiority over anyone else

[rough sage]

less gooo

[red gulch]

i uhhh idk how but i slammed an rv

[grizzled compass]

no! You monster

[pliant mango]

nvm its locally so nobody else sees it lmfao

[grizzled compass]

YES

now put the snow back

[pliant mango]

definitely not

[grizzled compass]

defiantly

[pliant mango]

💀

[grizzled compass]

are you on iOS?

or just discord pc?

[pliant mango]

pc

oh

no yeah for discord ios

[fathom crystal]

You should be able to close and open it.

[pliant mango]

yeah just the shot I took I had it open

I lazy

dont mind the stream in the backround lmfao

[grizzled compass]

just another god gamer

[fathom crystal]

good gaming chair

[grizzled compass]

Yeah and an rgb mousepad

[green basalt]

fitting

[carmine ridge]

@dusk marten this is the one

[dusk marten]

Oh

[drowsy turret]

crew color #00ffff

[dusky timber]

that does not look like cyan to me

[dusky timber]

the underglow then maybe

[lethal birch]

Welcome to GTA online, a game with no bugs whatsoever!

[tired shoal]

Worn silver pariah

[elfin arrow]

🆗

[tired shoal]

It's a beautiful color and makes the car look great

[elfin arrow]

we can agree to disagree on that

[tired shoal]

Worn seawash green pariah

Modified Mariachi Tornado

[tired shoal]

Fun modifications

Goonch dead

[dense spruce]

@outer barn

Should i? For special $20 offer?

[outer barn]

imo it’s worth

You’ll never want to go back to your current version

[dense spruce]

Fine😒

[dense spruce]

+99.9 GB? Fuck dude 🤣

[outer barn]

A small price to pay

[dense spruce]

I gotta move 6 games to my Seagate storage

[outer barn]

F

[dense spruce]

Why do you have 2 pfp

[outer barn]

Wdym

[outer barn]

Discord being silly

[dense spruce]

[outer barn]

I have a server pfp and a discord pfp

[dense spruce]

Welps this is gonna take awhile to move things an redownload gta

[dense spruce]

@outer barn

[outer barn]

Aw hell nah

[dense spruce]

I was fuckin mad

[lean rover]

Anyone else still not getting the pistol from atop weasel plaza?

[solemn berry]

DAMN

[abstract cipher]

Oleg owns gta

[dusky timber]

who is Oleg

[elfin arrow]

i don't know

[solemn berry]

Gop?

[plush holly]

a

[dense spruce]

Just end my life

[outer barn]

L

[gleaming spear]

Rip

[outer barn]

I drove away without crashing

You problem

[dense spruce]

Stfu lol i ended bring a damn bait for your ass to escape

[gleaming spear]

Also why is the take so low😭💔

[outer barn]

We did it loud and mate didn’t know how to hack so like

[gleaming spear]

Oh okay

[dense spruce]

It was my first time
Idk what to do

[gleaming spear]

[dusky timber]

always jump into the soccer field across the road like this https://youtu.be/qGDko06ey4Y?t=4579

[lethal birch]

600k lmao

[dense spruce]

[full tree]

Im gonna make an outbreak pandemic

[noble breach]

@pulsar grove

[pulsar grove]

Damn dawg

[noble breach]

this is what my reports page looked like after my little tyrade

here's the little bar thing from the website

[dense spruce]

@dusk marten

[dusk marten]

Ty

[shy ocean]

No one can make better BMX tricks

[whole cape]

Casino Raytracing

[gleaming spear]

[prime shale]

@YoUnGM4#8066

[solemn berry]

Hi swift

[gleaming spear]

Hello Karl

[green basalt]

ez

[hollow ledge]

Because of the most recent update, I think more people are gonna start going in through the top office too instead of looking for the key from the guards.

[green basalt]

yeah

[frail lake]

Who can help me make money

Xbox

[lament folio]

Check out the other channels eg: Cayo channel etc etc. There should be people that host heists in that channel btw i mean the channels on the discord server

[untold jasper]

yhyh

[blissful wolf]

how do u fly like that?

[untold jasper]

1.use a wall

2. Boost and retract wings when you get onto your mk2

[frail lake]

Yo

[gleaming spear]

@blissful wolf exactly everything the barcode said

[untold jasper]

love u

[gleaming spear]

Why😳

[frail lake]

Who has next gen gta xbox

[gleaming spear]

This guy is really down bad,he is orb spamming everyone in the session on Christmas day

[dark umbra]

what da hell

This guy has over 1 trillion K/D.

[gleaming spear]

This has been a common trend on PS5 for like 3 months now,used to be even more rampant on PS4

[lethal birch]

''Clean Player'' 🤔

What does that mean?

[dark umbra]

When a modder accidentally sneaks inside the PS5 servers.

jk

[oak horizon]

sad dude

[dark umbra]

Average GTA Online Gameplay

loads in a heist prep

prepares for heist prep

loading has an error

sits and waits for an eternity

[oak horizon]

[gleaming spear]

I changed session just now only to encounter another one again

[dark umbra]

Damn bro, you encountered some modders.

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-ytpmv-rap-battle-squid-game-squid-game-vs-mrbeast-gif-25491394

[oak horizon]

wth 💀

[gleaming spear]

[oak horizon]

lots of sad peeps

[gleaming spear]

There is a second one in this same session💀

[dark umbra]

-2 Trillion K/D

Probably skill issue.

[oak horizon]

they multiplying

[elfin arrow]

damn that guy must be really bad at pvp

[gleaming spear]

They are both in a hangar right now, probably elaborating a plan to grief the entire lobby with jets

[dark umbra]

He is IAA, surely he won't be as cruel as using Opp MK.II and orb'ed the entire server or anything...

[oak horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/math-calculate-confusing-figure-out-gif-6237717

[gleaming spear]

[fallen venture]

Found a jet in public lobby and felt it was up to no good. Call it christmas day instant karma

[glossy blaze]

Wacky bug

Is this only happening to me?

If you want to try, get a scorcher, hold jump, press backwards, release jump, and sometimes it does this.

[dark umbra]

I think that existed in Story Mode.

[fresh imp]

how is he lvl 7981

[gleaming spear]

He is using a modded account which was probably directly transferred from PS3 version of the game🤷🏻‍♀️
That rank is obviously not possible legitimately
At least not yet

[covert rain]

Getting there

[brazen gulch]

ps3?

[fresh imp]

how do i become a sheriff

[fresh imp]

ah make sense

[brazen gulch]

im on level 8000 legit

been playing since 2010

on gta v online

👌

[covert rain]

Christmas gift for my nephew

[royal holly]

2013

[brazen gulch]

cool!

gta v beta

[lethal birch]

Can someone help to earn Some money whit me my ps5 name is DDDariolol

[lethal birch]

What is that mission

[dense spruce]

I was escaping the cops from the Casino
In Casino heist

[lethal birch]

What is that mission when u sell cars

[dusk marten]

So apparently my character doesnt understand the difference between getting in a helicopter and getting on one.

[dusky timber]

[outer barn]

Master of gambling

[outer barn]

The face of a terrorist

[deft canyon]

Ah yes, the femboy

[abstract cipher]

Astolfol when

[outer barn]

If only

[final carbon]

Hi

[deft canyon]

Hi

[noble breach]

what an absolute jem of the community. Downright upstanding citizen.

[outer barn]

Petition for r* to add skirts, crop tops, and thigh highs for male characters

[pliant mango]

#assign-platform-here

[digital dew]

that was special gun(pistol) to unlock

[dusky timber]

why do all of them look like him

[fierce temple]

.

[thorny fulcrum]

Lvl 8k legit? Wouldn't make sense if the actual highest rank as dec 11 2022 is 7.6k. On top of that gtao was released Oct 1 2013.@brazen gulch

[thorny fulcrum]

Just install they'll get banned next wave

[gleaming spear]

And when exactly is this next wave because this trend has been going on for months now

[thorny fulcrum]

Beginning next yr most likely

Old gen is full of em since they only care for new gen

[thorny fulcrum]

Just kill em once n they'll run

There avg acc levels 100

Before it was modded

[gleaming spear]

Hard to do when most of them just camp in their facility for hours without leaving once

[patent yoke]

@dense spruce anti griefer moment

[thorny fulcrum]

Just trash talk em

It'll shatter their ego

[patent yoke]

find a new lobby

[gleaming spear]

And then get reported and banned or muted on the game or even suspended on PSN ?No,thanks sorry, nowadays I prefer not interacting with these guys at all

[dusky timber]

"level 8k legit"

[gleaming spear]

[dense spruce]

[thorny fulcrum]

Through game text?

[thorny fulcrum]

Opinion on oreo?

[patent yoke]

yeah now try to stop me

[dense spruce]

Geee I wonder why I can’t

[thorny fulcrum]

Why did u steal his lunch?

[patent yoke]

green name

[dense spruce]

You mk2 users will never grief on toreado users

[patent yoke]

can't deliver cargo with ur rocket car innit

[dense spruce]

Not toreado but i can definitely deliver in e-GT
Rip ur weak ass missiles

[patent yoke]

what??

what business has a delivery mission with an egt

and the hydra is better for cargo trolling anyway

[gleaming spear]

Yes,If I suspect they are after me,I will just mute them in the pause menu so that they can't send in-game phone texts after I kill them,they can keep malding without being able to tell me to stop or to ask:"1v1 me beAcH oR u sCarEd"

[patent yoke]

1v1 beach or cry lzzz noob cry 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 lzzzzZZZZ

[gleaming spear]

It's been a long while since I last got messages like that,now they can keep malding

[dense spruce]

He’s a weak ass mf

[gleaming spear]

Most of them leave or get scared off once they don't get the attention they are looking for from me😭

[dense spruce]

[thorny fulcrum]

I just leave them in muted so I can see their ego decay

Un*

[gleaming spear]

Understandable

[dusky stone]

hmmmm

[dusky timber]

https://www.newegg.com/p/N82E16814930066

[dusky stone]

can't buy lol
just gotta deal with it rn

[bold moon]

Does anyone know why i can’t modify my TM-02 KHANJALI tank? Can someone help me

[outer barn]

Fat stacks bitch

@dense spruce it wasn’t that bad, paid out as much as cayo basically, and that wasn’t even the best primary target

[dense spruce]

Ur ass got the $1mil😒

I didn’t

[outer barn]

We split it 60/40

If you want we can do yours and you can take 85

[gleaming spear]

Now this is much much better than yesterday's take

[dense spruce]

[outer barn]

That’s cause we did silent and sneaky with artwork instead of yung ancestor loud with cash

I know how to do silent and sneaky, I’m just bad at most big con approaches

[gleaming spear]

Oh okay

[mental oracle]

can someone help me make money

[tardy stone]

@mental oracle, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Other Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @noble breach

[gleaming spear]

LOL

[oak horizon]

lol

made em petrified

[outer barn]

Bro really thought it was an ideal time to do some push ups

[gleaming spear]

[oak horizon]

@dusky stone

i got it lmao

was in nightclub afking

[dusky stone]

@oak horizonam just doing this everytime lol

[oak horizon]

set ur spawn location to last location and keep changing lobby

[dusky stone]

i think they're scared of the Harrier II parked below the building

aight then i'll try later

[dusky stone]

was it easy

[oak horizon]

ye

mk2

boom boom and boom

[dusky stone]

ah right

i'ma go sparrow

[oak horizon]

the “boss” dude got “lot” of hp

he ate about 30 bullets

[outer barn]

Missile spam has entered the chat

[oak horizon]

i wanted to shoot em

[outer barn]

Fair enough

[dusky stone]

i know damn well what i should use for the fight

navy pistol

[oak horizon]

count how many it will take

[dusky stone]

battle him to prove who's the greatest

gotcha boss
why do i keep spawning with the cane

[oak horizon]

dont die

idk if the event will disappear if u die

[dusky stone]

i still have the armor don't worry

i'm just spam spawning under weazel plaza

[oak horizon]

armor in this game is ahh

[dusky stone]

goofy ahh very
1.25 shots and it's gone

i'ma boot up bandicam lol i wanna show how this plays out

[dusky stone]

do i have to wait

oh right i forgot i gotta wait 8pm to 6am

[oak horizon]

i didnt look at the time

[dusky stone]

it looks like exactly 8pm lol

god 3 more minutes of looking at weazel plaza til it hits 8

WHAT? i got dc'ed for apparently being afk for too long

[oak horizon]

💀

[low stump]

Same for me, so strange.

[oak horizon]

@still furnace

[low stump]

WHats this?

[dusky stone]

snowman locations?

[still furnace]

there's this: https://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map/ls/1

[low stump]

what to do with them?

[dusky stone]

collect all of them and you get a prize

[oak horizon]

destroy them and u get snowman suit

[low stump]

What is the prize?

[dusky stone]

a mask

[low stump]

fucking hell

and cash?

[dusky stone]

the one from GOW:R

[low stump]

oh ok

[oak horizon]

you get a mask for killing the gooch

[dusky stone]

the one jim carrey wore in his movie

[oak horizon]

and snowman suit for destroying all 25 snowmen

[dusky stone]

why is it snowmen
are there no snowwomen

[oak horizon]

what

[dusky stone]

I THINK I HEARD IT SPAWN EXACTLY WHEN I PRESSED NEW SESSION BRUH

aqua did you do anything with the acid lab

[oak horizon]

i only bought the $60k for supplies today lol

[dusky stone]

aight

if this doesn't spawn when i'm far from weazel i'll be pissed

shit i accidentally pressed public lobby

[oak horizon]

try being lil away from the building

[dusky stone]

i'm at lifeinvader rn

not a single sound

from the weazel plaza

@oak horizon
it didn't spawn.

[blissful wolf]

land with my oppressor, kill the guys and destroy the heli

[regal orbit]

Uh guys

Is something going on rn ?

[dusky stone]

it's the matrix

[regal orbit]

Im got scared first lmao

[dusky stone]

across the spider-verse

[regal orbit]

Like that’s the first thing u see when u wake up

[dusky stone]

indepenence day
inception
matrix
no way home
far from home

it chapter 2

[regal orbit]

[dusky stone]

which other movies had world shattering like vfx

[regal orbit]

Hmmm

2012?

Prolly the worst one

San Andreas

[dusky stone]

greenland

[whole cape]

2012 is gud

[regal orbit]

Yeah , it’s good for the vfxs

But that’s pretty much it

[whole cape]

The day after tmrw

[regal orbit]

Good one

[whole cape]

Yeah

Idk, it’s been a few years since I’ve watched 2012 but I remember loving the crazy situations they make for, it’s cool

[regal orbit]

Yeah , fx was pretty good

Oh I almost forgot

War of the worlds

[whole cape]

Ngl I kinda wanna watch some of those again

[regal orbit]

War of the worlds is legendary

It’s a Steven spielberg movie

Story from hg wells ,too

https://tenor.com/view/chiquichico-gif-26004262

[whole cape]

[regal orbit]

Those two guys together

[dusky stone]

why is the world warring

[regal orbit]

Wym

[dusky stone]

it's war of the world right

[regal orbit]

It’s just a name…

[dusky stone]

is there a 14th reich

oh

aight

[regal orbit]

Plot is world invasion anyway

[dusky stone]

fair
i'ma go back to spamming new session to get pistol now

[regal orbit]

Bruce willis one?

[dusky stone]

wm-29

[regal orbit]

Yeah , it’s based on Bruce Willis movie lol

Die hard

Such a cool reference

[dusky stone]

i get on new session
i look up the building
see no chopper
get disappointed
leave for new session

[regal orbit]

Oop