gta-media

[cyan crag]

Fr

[ornate finch]

quick access

ill have a look at other masks though

[magic field]

utility suit, perfect for every occasion
execpt when the helicopters keeps taking off the helmet

[dusky stone]

simon riley

[ornate finch]

aviators or ski goggles?

[deft canyon]

What's up with these tryhard outfits?

[ornate finch]

didnt even make it to tryhard, just thought it looked cool

also nice higurashi pfp

[deft canyon]

Thanks

[solemn berry]

Why that remind me of ghost costume bruh

[magic field]

my outfit is just for utility, its a pain in the ass to get rebreathers just for diving and the mask speeds up eating snacks

[dense spruce]

Bro even had the Ruiner 2000 an still died

[magic field]

getting close to your target, thats just asking for a suicide

especially firing MSSLs bumper to bumper

[dense spruce]

they told me to stop modding lol
like huh??

i just kept using the Brickade & nightshark to tank his missiles

[cyan crag]

Goggles

Theres a nice mask that would fit perfectyl

[ornate finch]

ill try that one out ty

[cyan crag]

Full outfit

[cyan crag]

Yes

[gilded burrow]

2 years of Cayo

[gleaming spear]

LOL

[hidden pagoda]

They need to make it online on pc

[lethal hearth]

Happy Holidays!

[dusky stone]

wow the new podium ca is so interesting it fills me with multiple emotions

[zealous torrent]

no curtains (extra privacy)

[dusky stone]

@median fog this happened

[turbid berry]

Put one in

[median fog]

ah yeah, that's normal

nothing new/special

you just pressed w/e button it is on KB to bring up that box

[elfin arrow]

that doesn't work

[turbid berry]

Does it do anything anyway

[dusky stone]

i think i pressed the tilde key at the same time i entered a new session
cuz my discord overlay is shift+`

[median fog]

yeah, sounds about right. I've done it before, doesn't do anything....just pretend it doesn't exist, lol

[dusky stone]

sure like i can spawn a buzzard in paleto bunker anyway lols

[dark umbra]

they are bannable if they lead to something offensive or controversial

I had someone putted their Org ||Hitler's Nazists|| and he got his acc reseted and 10 days ban for that

[dusky stone]

Isn't this customizable

[deft canyon]

[lethal birch]

@turbid berry

[turbid berry]

Ah so he fucking sucks. Cool

[normal egret]

heres a bypass

[lone ravine]

Use modmail

[dark umbra]

average perico speedrun encounters

[normal egret]

im word record holder

[pseudo heath]

For anyone wondering what the pay is for the new Acid Lab once it's Fully maxed out it's roughly 500k as shown in this picture.

Credit to a GTA Online Facebook Page.

[gleaming spear]

That's not bad at all

[pseudo heath]

Yeah and he sold that Solo.

I wonder if you invited people to help if they would get like 30k for helping. It's not much but for new players it is something.

[golden berry]

With all details i'm pretty sure it's 500k maxed out upgraded and public session

[pseudo heath]

True, maybe it's just 400k but regardless it's still not bad

[gleaming spear]

Oh nvm then lmao

[pseudo heath]

For a Solo Sale that is good because I sell Bunker (1 batch of supplies) solo.

[midnight sable]

bro 💀

[lethal birch]

gotta love chinese players man

good old heli bombs

[midnight sable]

are you referring to them as not being able to drive

[lethal birch]

nahh

[midnight sable]

w radio channel

[lethal birch]

he was talking chinese all the time and still helping out lol

appreicite em

[lethal birch]

no, but get a cargobob for easier sales

[cyan crag]

But how much time it takes to get 500k

[cyan crag]

Dumbass

[pseudo heath]

I can't answer that question. But it was sold in a Public Lobby.

I haven't had time to grind it yet myself been working a lot.

[lethal birch]

it had the high demand bonus

acid lab full sale is 335k

and it takes 1.6 resupplies (4 hours) to fill it

[quick river]

Rockstar broke window reflections after this update. These screenshots are what Performance RT looked like before and after the update.

They no longer reflect any light at all.

[restive patrol]

[cyan crag]

I see absolutely no difference at all lol

[rough sage]

ayo lmfao

[zealous torrent]

woaaoaaaoaaa

[midnight sable]

bro def a level 10

[rough sage]

v24 lmao

smoosh

[lethal birch]

I definetly like gta

what

[icy arch]

@lethal birch can u pls help me get 5 m

[lethal birch]

Hello there!

[lethal birch]

Humane Labs Mission Leaked Real

Idk

[edgy anchor]

It's a thing

[rough sage]

Ik

[edgy anchor]

Good ol Detroit Diesel

The fact that it's supercharged is throwing me off though

[hallow tendon]

Lol

[hollow ledge]

I mean, 7 minutes isn't a long time. He could've been having a poop

Ahh gotcha

[cosmic onyx]

cringe

[gleaming spear]

💀

[tepid atlas]

microsoft tech support

[small cedar]

the headshot on the driver tho

[gleaming spear]

Nice

[abstract cipher]

we do a minor amount of trolling

[gleaming spear]

Lol

[dusky stone]

sit down for a moment dude
let's talk

[paper rover]

Nothing to do

[dusky stone]

guys if i sell my assets when the bar is at this how many vehicles would it be

[lethal birch]

i suppose 2

[dusky stone]

ah so i won't do it cuz i don't got anyone online

i think the amount of logos are a bit too much

[pseudo heath]

[zealous torrent]

😐

[subtle canopy]

is someone giving away money?

[zealous torrent]

no

[subtle canopy]

😿

[upper fjord]

Bunker Value Sell Vehicles
$0 - $175,000 (<25%) 1
$182,000 - $350,000 (26% - 50%) 1-2
$357,000 - $525,000 (51% - 75%) 2-3
$532,000 - $700,000 (76% - 100%) 2-4

[dusky stone]

So either way I'd get 2 vehivles

I might just wait for some friends of mine to go online

[upper fjord]

I got those values off an old spreadsheet so they may be out of date

[humble hemlock]

sh** more money then bunker bruh

but you gotta sell more its its 1bike missions anyway

[dark umbra]

the missions for the supplies and shit are already hard to achieve that profit

[humble hemlock]

same with bunker

?

[dark umbra]

Bunker is easier since you have the three wedge concrete truck

[bronze tiger]

source?

[left osprey]

What is good heist to play? Cayo or diamond casino?

[dark umbra]

Cayo

[left osprey]

How much money in cayo bro?

[left osprey]

Is good to grinding money?

[dark umbra]

It's a pain because you need a submarine = over 2 mil, and the cash money for the beginning is worth it

for grinding wise, you need to wait for the heist cooldown for at least 3 days in order to do it again

So yeah, it is a pain but a good way to gain some mils

[left osprey]

Okay bro thanks for the tips

[lethal birch]

max profit with upgraded lab is 495k
max profit of bunker is 1mil

its easy to grind bunker supply
acid lab supply is hard to grind it only fills up a little

• extra gun parts

acid lab is fun but i wouldnt spend time on it

maybe like side gig

[hasty dawn]

windows

[cyan crag]

Oh

Lmao thats all?

[midnight sable]

i didn’t let that slide fr

[dusky stone]

@lone ravine oh shit

[sharp canyon]

I had that mission at once

I HATE them with their APCs and INSURANGE PICKUPs

And don't forget with the Anti Aircraft Rocket Stations...

[lone ravine]

Wat

[dusky stone]

the one you said sucks about dax

also i think i've escaped the reinforcements game

[lone ravine]

What are you talking about

[dusky stone]

the merryweather mission
when i kept talking about me getting the recover assets mission

[lethal birch]

best car fr

[cyan crag]

Cringe

[lethal birch]

wth I was going to get the weapons and the aircraft carrier dissapeeared

[lethal birch]

hard to grind? you just have to buy supplies, same as bunker

and it's even easier because you can do it from anywhere

[lethal birch]

profit margin

[lethal birch]

got muted for a reply

bruh

[fallow trail]

how

[river path]

sometimes fast travel can bug lmao

happened twice one where i had no control over my sub and it had really fast speeds and this one where it just spawned me in the middle of the city

[grizzled umbra]

what 🗿

[river path]

you could probably report that to the mods

[edgy stream]

The Coupe Garage

[hollow spade]

Keanu reaves

[fallow geyser]

Blueish

[waxen kelp]

Someone money drop

If u like keanu you’ll like my Nicki Minaj character

[fallow geyser]

If you like Nicki Minaj, you may like to do a Rhianna Character

[waxen kelp]

No I like Nicki and my other character is a guy o

[fallow geyser]

Who is that Guy?

• reload his gun *

[waxen kelp]

He loook like a male stripper lmao

[fallow geyser]

That exists?

[waxen kelp]

Yes!

Not in gta

[fallow geyser]

A male NO TRANS stripper?

[waxen kelp]

But in real life and naw he’s. A guy

[fallow geyser]

Show us

[waxen kelp]

Ok hold on I’m doing Supply mission for acid

[dense spruce]

since when does the trailer take 20 missiles ?? Or so he says
I thought the MoC takes close to 70 missiles total from Cab & Trailer together 😐 unless this kid is drunk or did R* nerf the MoC

[waxen kelp]

But I like both my characters they’re cute

[fallow geyser]

No if you use an AAT with 50. Cal Cannons to blow it up

[dense spruce]

We’re talking about rockets

Not 50 cal cannons

[zealous torrent]

the trailer takes less missiles than the cab

if the cab is connected to the trailer, i think it takes less missiles as well

[dense spruce]

He’s trying to take the Brickade takes more missiles than the MoC

[zealous torrent]

it can't

[dense spruce]

Takes less?? How

It took about 3 full mk2’s to literally have my MoC smoking

[zealous torrent]

don't ask me

the moc cab is strongest while on its own

[fallow geyser]

Hauler Custom

[waxen kelp]

How do I send photos the plus is grey

Lmao this is why I don’t use this app

Does anyone wanna add me on pc and play online ?

Hellurrr

[waxen kelp]

🤨😂

[mystic bone]

not as bad as what paul dose

lest me show you

[waxen kelp]

Do y’all know why I can’t send phtos ?

HELPPPMEEE

[fallow geyser]

You need to be Level 5 to send photos

[waxen kelp]

WTF

HOW

[dark steppe]

you just gotta chat in the server

[fallow geyser]

Just keep chatting with us

[waxen kelp]

OK DO ANYONE WANNA PLAY

GTA IS BEING AN ASS

[fallow geyser]

Depends

[mystic bone]

nah

[waxen kelp]

😂

[plain sparrow]

Oooooh

[mystic bone]

hol up

[plain sparrow]

I get it now

[waxen kelp]

not a literal ass

[fallow geyser]

Plataform and Purpose, please

[limpid hound]

bros doing it wit da monkeys 💀

[lethal birch]

guys give me few bucks so i can subscribe to markipliers onlyfans

[waxen kelp]

I’m good at playing it kinda new to pc I’ve played on Xbox 369 and ps4

360

[river path]

you’ll be disappointed

[plucky grail]

Anyone wanna do a heist for ps4

[plain sparrow]

the heck lmao

[fallow geyser]

What you want to do?

[fallow geyser]

!lfg

[tardy stone]

@plucky grail, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Other Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @fallow geyser

[waxen kelp]

IM ALREADY DISSAPOINTED

LMAO

[fallow geyser]

[waxen kelp]

Dam rockstar don’t listen to their fans that’s why I’m asking for yall help

[waxen kelp]

I have a acid lab on my girl character

[languid imp]

no one is laughing but yourself

[waxen kelp]

I’m rich on Xbox and ps4 but not pc

[fair thicket]

thats jarassics alt??

[waxen kelp]

I thought of would be the easiest cause hackers

[lethal birch]

it shouldve been the opposite way since you can just cheat on pc and get trillions

[waxen kelp]

But it’s a cunt

Lol

I got one person to drop me long ago

I know people still money drop but I can’t find anyone

[lethal birch]

money dropping aint safe anymore

[waxen kelp]

I miss them Xbox days where you just wait till a dropper gets on

AND INDONT CARE

[lethal birch]

there was no money dropping in xbox either

you cant have mod menus on console

[waxen kelp]

CLEARLY I DONT CARE IF IM ASKING . AND THE 360 not dam shitty Xbox one

[lethal birch]

360 explains it

[waxen kelp]

Shit dick ass Xbox one

I’d be better playing on a potato and only thing I like about Xbox one is that you can play the old games that’s literally it

[fair thicket]

@sick hornet ??

[waxen kelp]

And is it just me or does it take an hour just to get 30k on online

[lethal birch]

who even uses xbox one in 21th century even after xbox making huge discounts on xbox series s just for christmas

[waxen kelp]

Xbox series shitty

[mystic bone]

jev

[fair thicket]

oh wow

[waxen kelp]

Is what a stands for

Is what a stands for

S

My phone pissing me off

[mystic bone]

jev

jeve

[lethal birch]

in what way

[river path]

💀💀

[waxen kelp]

Just cause like the game just cause

[lethal birch]

s is just lower resolution and slightly worse specs than series x

[lethal birch]

what

bro talk english i aint speaking ooga booga

[mystic bone]

im telling f your ass is grass

[river path]

perhaps

[waxen kelp]

It’s a literally just a new body at the same damn console

[lethal birch]

no?

do you even know the spec difference between xbox one and series consoles?

[waxen kelp]

Naw and idgaf

Lmao!

[lethal birch]

then dont talk shit 💀

dumass

[waxen kelp]

I’m not no spec nerd

[river path]

dumbass*

[waxen kelp]

Chocha

[lethal birch]

• 🤓

[river path]

no selfies plz

[waxen kelp]

OK genius how do I get rich then all knowing

[edgy anchor]

They're better 🙂

[lethal birch]

duh

[fair thicket]

WOAH

[waxen kelp]

You weird Jurassic

But you freaking replied

[waxen kelp]

Above this

Well who wanna play a dam industrial survival the dam game won’t let me breath

And I’m gonna die at Wave 2

Y’all act like y’all ain’t getting these notifications

Y’all scared my character is cuter than yours

[dark steppe]

most people mute notifications for this server

[waxen kelp]

HaHAaaa

Wow these hoes

These MUTED hoe

S

[river path]

proof

[waxen kelp]

I can’t I’m level 5

[river path]

it’s no longer NNN

[waxen kelp]

I can’t send phtos lmao I’m a job on this app and nvm people joined but best belive wen I unlock it I’m sending my characters lol yall probably gonna roast the girl one

[dark steppe]

How are you not level 5 despite being in the server for over a year?

[hollow ledge]

What has this channel become...

[waxen kelp]

I haven’t been on here a year havveib

[lethal birch]

dont even question it just walk back slowly

[river path]

are we talking about gtao characters here

[subtle lance]

Yo Someone help with heist

[tardy stone]

@subtle lance, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Other Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @lethal birch

[hollow ledge]

Cos the only place that gives you xp is bloody #gta-online... I was in here for ages talking in all the lfgs and didn't level up once... xD

[waxen kelp]

And if I have been on here yet, because my laptop wouldn’t run gta and it broke and cause people don’t talk to me on social media ignore me like I have 3 heads

But I’m on gta now

[waxen kelp]

SO MILEY WAS GOOD ?!

[lethal birch]

bro i had a fucking stroke while trying to read that

[waxen kelp]

Hahah

It’s not my hands are cold and my phone is a bitch

It’s cause

OKF EVERYONE LEFT ME ON SURVIVAL BY MYSELF WTF

[mystic bone]

damn

what happend

[waxen kelp]

I was texting and I couldn’t wait a second

[fair thicket]

jesus Christ shes ugly

[lethal birch]

it looks like every youtube girl character ever

[crystal island]

i drew one of my outfits as a furry

[lethal birch]

i need bleach

[subtle lance]

@river path run a heist ?

[crystal island]

i bet she does mukbangs and makeup tutorials

[waxen kelp]

Wowwww I made it to wave 3 how educating

Exciting

See my phone is autoincorrecting

[dark steppe]

Just play the Silo survival and sit in a corridor easy wave 10+

[waxen kelp]

I was on industrial and at the top but had to come down cause my ammo

Does anyone wanna play survival or cabmaggedon that shet fun

Anyoneeeeeeeee

If we get to 100 it will pay like 50k I think or 100

Okay well imma spam

Cause I have to level up

And I oup

.

[gleaming spear]

[waxen kelp]

How do I level up quicker

On here

[gleaming spear]

Buy one of this servers' Patreon membership I guess or just no life #gta-online because you will get muted here in this media channel for chatting too much

[dark steppe]

also doesn't it give you Exp for levels like only once a minute? for chatting?

[waxen kelp]

Oh

I’m stuck at 2

👽

[fallow geyser]

Since why i am Level 25?

[waxen kelp]

I can’t even send gif ?!?

[fallow geyser]

Nope

[waxen kelp]

Yea can someone join my game

I’m boreddds and I can’t even send photos or gif

[gleaming spear]

Type "!rank" without quotations if you want to know how much XP you need to level up here,the Lester bot will dm you your server level details

[gleaming spear]

Need server level 5 to be able to send pics

[waxen kelp]

Well you have to be level 0 to kiss my ass

Hi

Jk

[gleaming spear]

Idk

[waxen kelp]

Just KiddinGah

[fallow geyser]

Whenever you want, dear~

WHY I'M LEVEL 37?

[fair thicket]

ur a bear

[crystal island]

sometimes

[fair thicket]

im a racoon

[elfin canopy]

We need to cook

[waxen kelp]

Y’all play with me 😩

[fallow geyser]

Why Discord did a "Time Out" on me?

[dark steppe]

naughty

[fallow geyser]

What?

[dark steppe]

you got a time out cause you were Naughty

[gleaming spear]

[lethal birch]

Its breaking the bad time

[elfin canopy]

Meth

[fallow geyser]

How?

[elfin canopy]

Meth am i right

[fallow geyser]

Weed

[elfin canopy]

Meth

[jovial fiber]

can I get this but for all the buissnisses in gta5?

[lethal birch]

That would be $9.99 sir

[jovial fiber]

here u go $$$$$$

[topaz mirage]

who trying to play and chill

[green basalt]

wow

[lone ravine]

Lfg channels, again

[feral torrent]

@hazy hull

From what I can see

You hit him twice

And his explosion should kill himself

[elfin arrow]

can't your own mods tell whether he's modding or not

[waxen kelp]

Hellur

[rigid basalt]

You better put them blues up before I stick your @£<

[waxen kelp]

😂😂😂

❗️❗️❗️❗️

[paper rover]

How?

[edgy stream]

There free For two days. I just bought them and filled my garage with them.

[green basalt]

why

[edgy stream]

Idk ask rockstar

[green basalt]

no, why fill garages

[edgy stream]

It’s funny

And it normally costs like 1.5M

So I wanna stock up on them

The car looks good anyways so idm

[green basalt]

you can only sell it for $0

[edgy stream]

I’m not looking to sell them

[green basalt]

you only need 1 tho??

maybe 2?

[edgy stream]

I just like the car

And in diff colours

So if I want to use a pink one I can just go to my garage

Instead of going to LS Customs

[lethal birch]

got another 400k after being a millionare

[waxen kelp]

Then help Matt

May

Help me get 400kkkk

?

Anyone want to do survival or mission

Anyone need help with a heist I wanna do the submarine heist I never did it

[plucky sparrow]

Why can't I send photos?

[icy axle]

need level 5

[plucky sparrow]

Ok thanks

[dense lantern]

you mean cayo perico?

just do the join on call or do your own

[waxen kelp]

Maybe and it won’t work all I can do is do it alone but I don’t have it unlocked

I’m on the the fleeca job 😩😩

And can’t get no one to join they did once and my game crashed

[waxen kelp]

Hor

[plucky sparrow]

So how are yall

[fallow geyser]

Go to The Music Locker

[green basalt]

everyone goes inside when it rains

[fallow geyser]

Interesting

[granite tapir]

Anyone know what the items are for this outfit?

[junior forge]

Probably a vest and idk if u can but a office shirt?

[gleaming spear]

[clear garden]

I’m in love

[patent breach]

[gleaming spear]

Chaos

[abstract cipher]

Where’s jems

[gleaming spear]

Banned

[abstract cipher]

y

[gleaming spear]

Because of gif spam he said😔

[abstract cipher]

Should be appealable in a week

Unless its repeated offence

[gleaming spear]

I don't think he will be coming back here anytime soon anyways, it's been a month since he got banned from here
And he seems to be happy now considering that he has more free time ever since he's no longer here

[ornate finch]

worth

[grizzled umbra]

How?

[ornate finch]

crew logo

[quartz eagle]

Peter Griffin

[dusky stone]

i got bored and made a female version of my character

[high geode]

Can anyone help me get money on ps4

[rich wren]

theres been so many epsilon things in the new update

[gleaming spear]

Ikr

[hollow ledge]

Uninstall it.
Deleting the launcher will still leave a ton of files taking up space

[hollow ledge]

Yeah, you can. By playing the game.

[high geode]

Nor that way but alr

[tropic ice]

Gta be like:

[gleaming spear]

💀

[waxen kelp]

Helo

[waxen kelp]

Discord diks?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!

Hola

Hola

Any barbs

[lethal birch]

deleting the shortcut

[hidden pagoda]

Sick

[waxen kelp]

❗️

[gleaming spear]

Good shots👌🏻

[green basalt]

2nd to last reminds me of the ending scene for ending C(ene)

[lethal birch]

good af radio host

pulled that off

these GTA NPCs are getting out of hand

[waxen kelp]

Guys TEXT ME NOW IM UNBANNED

UNMUTED

HELLURR MY DOG STEPPED ON A 🐝

[gleaming spear]

First and second picture are really gorgeous

[royal holly]

Ty

[lethal birch]

I love them all

[abstract cipher]

[gleaming spear]

💀

[dusky stone]

why my character icon a female when my character a male

[waxen kelp]

Hello moto

DroiD

Yo I’m gonna die from being isolated an yall biches are gonna be to blame ☠️

Okay den

Y’all stupid as hale

[lethal birch]

0 KDR me

[gleaming spear]

😳

And meanwhile I am finding people like that

[lethal birch]

cinematic af

[rich token]

Dude don’t even have a boat yet

[gleaming spear]

And he was an actual joke as well,kept warping to his facility everytime his ghost organisation ended

[dark umbra]

Guys, aliens have arrived

[misty dirge]

They came to watch the last dance for their son tomorrow

Messi

[royal holly]

The one with the b-11 is by far the best picture I've ever taken 🧘

[waxen kelp]

Who wanna do my heist

Or join

[royal holly]

#lfg

[waxen kelp]

Wat

Oh shet I’m doing it and it’s a real heist and too late yallllll#boring

Or not

OMG YALL I FINALLY UNLOCKED SENDING PICTURES DO U WANNA SEE MY CHARACTERS

My game just crasheddd

[waxen kelp]

Is that actually in the game or is that a modder/mod

[dark umbra]

A modder

It looks incredible tho

[waxen kelp]

Ohp

I just ran into modders a little big ago..

[dark umbra]

that's unfortunate

[waxen kelp]

Ya and someone was in god mode …

And being a killer

And they were chasing everyone randomly and hitting people and they blew my car up

[harsh vigil]

My character is the prettiest

[gleaming spear]

[lethal birch]

GTA 7 leak

[harsh vigil]

Smash or pass

[lethal birch]

Pass

I dont like girls with beards

[harsh vigil]

My character just needs a bag over her head and she will be your dream girl

[lethal birch]

Andrew Tate crossdressing

[storm mica]

andrew cake

[weak sparrow]

i cant unsee it now

ty

[cyan crag]

Smash

[dark umbra]

andrew cake

[lethal birch]

How do I unsee this video

[dark umbra]

simply look away

[midnight sable]

average low level in gta

and why is this shit so fucking funny

lucky or skill and when i tell you my heart dropped, i mean my heart dropped

[cyan crag]

Wdym

[midnight sable]

how the oppressor went into the water

and when you go into water on a bike it automatically bails

and it gets destroyed

[cyan crag]

Its too shallow anyway i think

[midnight sable]

any bike in that river gets drowned

get a motorbike and drive through it

and you’ll see what i’m talking about

[violet ferry]

It wasn't that strong

Our dumbass chugged the entire bottle

[hollow ledge]

This is very true, but it gave me an excuse to use some of the over the top filters lol

[violet ferry]

👍

[subtle nest]

wtf does this shit means?

[elfin arrow]

nothing

[subtle nest]

in gods hell?

brah

[hollow ledge]

It's just someone trying to sell stuff. Ignore it.

[subtle nest]

they spamming it

cant stop this

[hollow ledge]

Yeah, they're a bot.
Switch lobby

[subtle nest]

the phone ringing like crazy

[subtle nest]

they are EYERYWHERE

[late hinge]

switch session

poh

oh

[subtle nest]

i want to die

pls help

[hollow ledge]

Hence, invite only sessions 😄

[subtle nest]

damn itr

aight i go inv only

[waxen kelp]

Anyone wanna play that isn’t an ass I just ran into an ass hacker

[hollow ledge]

Just put pants on.
It's like a physical firewall for your ass

[waxen kelp]

Omg an ass as in acting not literally

An asshole hacker

That was trapping me messing my interaction menu up and I think making my game crash

[hollow ledge]

Yeah, IK lol. I just found it funny xD

[hollow ledge]

Yeah, it's stupid how much power menus give these days. Especially the paid ones.

[waxen kelp]

And they were helping me but felt like they were in titled to fuck with me cause they did

And I’m actually annoyed cause I just made a friend in general I have none on social club really

I thought I made one anyways

[hollow ledge]

SAME!
I've gone from a massive crew on Xbox but cos they all stopped playing year ago, I switched to PC, but I know no one on PC, and it's really boring. xD

[hollow sail]

Advertising IG

[hollow ledge]

No no... I would never...
(But also yes, kinda maybe...)
It's all good, the channel header says "Advertising rules are relaxed"

[hollow sail]

as in posting their own youtube videos yeah

[hollow ledge]

Well hey, at least I didn't post a link 😛

[cyan crag]

Pc moment

[subtle nest]

Fr

[waxen kelp]

Hay does someone wanna join me and do a survival or something

Or like Mc missions

[violet ferry]

Sir imma have to lfg you

[hollow ledge]

Use #pc-l｜other-lfg

[tardy stone]

@waxen kelp, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg, #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Other Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg, #xb1｜old-heist-lfg, #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg, #xb1｜vehicles-lfg, #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg, #xb1｜other-lfg, #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @violet ferry

[waxen kelp]

Oh okay

[hollow ledge]

Oh, ya beat me to it Christmas

[violet ferry]

Victory!

[waxen kelp]

What should I click

[violet ferry]

Read them and click what applies to you

If ur looking for Mc missions you wouldn't click heist lfg

[stoic narwhal]

GOT DA POSTAL DRIP

[violet ferry]

I think you got shot bro

[stoic narwhal]

Ups assholes, what can i tell ya

[violet ferry]

Damn

[tender coral]

Wtf song is in gta v thats made by “health”?

[white pollen]

Does anybody know how I can get money quick and level up

[calm grotto]

zxxzvyhj,kolimjunhygbvfcdxeszcvgh

[turbid berry]

How do I kill this goofy mf without people knowing. The car that drives by sees him dead

[fallow geyser]

1\ Cayo Perico Heist

[fallow geyser]

2\ !lfg

[tardy stone]

@white pollen, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Other Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @fallow geyser

[knotty field]

So badazzz omg

[stiff falcon]

what mod menu is good

for online

guys

[violet latch]

Sicckkkk

[fallow geyser]

DM

[proven yarrow]

@junior zenith do you remember voice acting as the doctor?

[zealous torrent]

no lowballs i know what i have

[wintry sand]

innovations in public transport

[fallow geyser]

Sasquatch MK0

[vast fjord]

Gta Tryhards and Discord Mods irl

[lethal birch]

My dominator gtt

[misty moss]

just gonna post this with no context

one of the best parts of the new dlc lol

[gleaming spear]

Lmao

[lethal birch]

It was in a playlist

I don’t remember 💀 it was yesterday

If it would be 2x it would be a old race

Not a new released one

Bro it’s like making a preorder game on discount

Sadly yes

[thorn trail]

WHAT SIS GOING ON

i cant fucking modify

[sudden python]

probably the session is bugged there's no mechanic as well change your session

[thorn trail]

ye

[sudden python]

happens same goes to barber at hair saloon and those attendants at clothing store

[soft rain]

7

[visual dirge]

Wish I had that garage

[gleaming spear]

[wild oak]

full deluxo garage

[cobalt delta]

How?

Oh get it

[elfin arrow]

i have 76 crates in each warehouse

waiting for 2x

[paper rover]

New Cayo Perico approach vehicle?

[restive patrol]

Why can i not send photos

[dusky stone]

completing a errand i forgot

[elfin arrow]

congratulations, another useless weapon, permanently stuck in your weapon wheel

[dusky stone]

he met 12 gauge

awww it doesn't spin like the double action

[dusky timber]

gonna have to go to public sessions and pray that someone cleans your weapon wheel, then u go to the ammunation and buy the service carbine

[elfin arrow]

will 🪨 🌟 remove it if i ask nicely (no)

[dusky timber]

go get a jet from there

[dusky timber]

you're on your own now

[stable shoal]

Civilians caught in fort Zancudo

[dense oracle]

lmao

[lethal birch]

get 77

[dark umbra]

honestly that looks cool from a distance.

but realistically, that would send the entire island on full alert because of that fatass incoming.

[little needle]

No matter what they give or delete, it will go back to normal once you change sessions

[little needle]

Either cockstar forgot to make only soldiers spawn there or we players arent the only billionaire hangar owners here

[stable shoal]

My guess is everyone robbed Rubio for the hangers

[little needle]

ITS CALLED HANGAR NOT HANGER

[lethal birch]

no shitposting guys

[glad wigeon]

[green basalt]

goofy

[green basalt]

lmao

[lethal birch]

anyone who says "I'm a girl" or similar on the internet, they're not a girl

[muted mist]

why cant i send photos?

[dusky timber]

yeah but i think you'll be able to buy the service carbine and thus register it in the gun locker

if you buy it in the same session

[lethal birch]

you need to be lvl 5

[fallow geyser]

PANTHER

[little needle]

Bros the chosen one, as a food

[lament flicker]

Sub going to the moon.

[paper rover]

someone will be eaten again

[abstract cipher]

Stop spamming everywhere

[wooden garnet]

ty

[fallow geyser]

What the fuck is that?

[turbid flicker]

rate the drip

[elfin arrow]

1/10

[lethal birch]

O/10

[turbid flicker]

such a mean community :(

[oak horizon]

[lethal birch]

asian servers.

[green basalt]

fastest way to close gap

help

[dusky timber]

get money get paid

[lethal birch]

Wait Here I Forgot To Get Something

[cyan crag]

Would shoot down

[lethal birch]

I want a scramjet for the memes now

[green basalt]

the

[crystal island]

i didnt do anything i swear 😭

[fallow geyser]

Furry pleasing you, XD

[safe cedar]

this pisses me off, having to wait almost an hour to do another one, i guess rockstar doesn't want you to make too much money

[abstract cipher]

This game is trash

[safe cedar]

paywalls after paywalls, cooldowns, high prices, OP NPCs, etc.

[lethal birch]

he commited more murders than me

imagine getting slapped

[fallow ether]

LMAOOOOO

[grizzled umbra]

parti invit

[karmic cipher]

i think he wants me to join the party

idk

[languid imp]

i dont know man.. what makes you think that ? xD

[little needle]

Fuck those servers why dont they move it to europe instead

[gleaming spear]

LOL

[icy moat]

what is this software guys?

[dusky stone]

another errand i forgot has been done

[gleaming spear]

Nice

[hollow ledge]

Not 100% sure, but I think someone might wanna talk to you on Xbox. 🤷‍♂️

[hollow ledge]

I recently had to do all these again after starting on PC.
Oh boy it was a tedious process xD

I don't even remember if I did all the headshots and melee challenges for them. XD

[deft canyon]

Lazlow is next on the list, thats why he panicking

[dusky stone]

Exactly 😂😂😂

[dusky stone]

250k for each challenge right

[hollow ledge]

Stone Hatchet - 25 kills - $250,000
Double-Action Revolver - 50 headshots - $250,000
Navy Revolver - 50 kills (possibly headshots? Not sure) - $200,000

[dusky stone]

It's kills
I tested it out by acting like i was a firing squad member and shot a cop

[dark umbra]

damn, looks like she fainted due to your yee yee ass haircut

[pliant mango]

🤨

[lethal birch]

what that mouth can do 😏

[zealous torrent]

psychosis

[lethal birch]

idk what these 2 clips are but I am still dumping them

[lethal birch]

bro we're just on prep and this guy said that I was too stupid for cayo perico 😭

[paper rover]

Very beautiful

[fallow geyser]

Is literally my City

Well, not too blue

But is my fucking City

And i live in the Caribbean Coast

[upper fjord]

[median fog]

[little needle]

A lot of wasted acid there

[upper fjord]

Doesn't matter how much you throw, bit of an odd mission can be done fully solo

[oak horizon]

Newspaper Delivery Wars update

[warm jolt]

Acid lab in my nightclub I have 3 now

[lethal birch]

Beefy

[celest spade]

They want you to play more.

[green basalt]

story mode vibes

[royal holly]

@lethal birch

The aftermath of my humbling lol

[elfin arrow]

strawberry jam

[royal holly]

Strawberry jam of pain 😔

[lethal birch]

mhmm 😭😭

theres ppl out there than can do this...

[elfin arrow]

wtf is that cropping

[lethal birch]

idk , its my friends

[warm jolt]

Ewo is back?

[elfin arrow]

no it isn't

[warm jolt]

Oh 😭

[elfin arrow]

but on pc you can bypass the cooldown rather easily

still cheating though

[warm jolt]

Typical

[dusky timber]

tryna hide their username

[dusky timber]

what's the point?

[warm jolt]

Idk 😔😭

[royal holly]

This typa PVP scares the fecking shit outta me, I wanna get into it eventually when I have enough time and stuff but KEKing is a art I hope to master one day 🙏

[lethal birch]

its so great when u get the hang of it bcz its like u have a superpower !! 💕 ppl will call u a cheater tho

[royal holly]

I already get called a cheater so I don't mind lol

[lethal birch]

my fav angry msg

i guess he won the argument .

[royal holly]

My Xbox DM's are filled with salts telling me I'm trash after they get bodied 💀💀

[royal holly]

Atleast that's what they think

Sometimes silence is deafening

[fickle ocean]

base 😴

[tender coral]

Uuummiii

[outer barn]

Bro really got you there 💀

I fucking hate base players but because he messaged you that, I’ll make an exception

Sometimes I do be getting compliments though

[near lagoon]

Can anyone tell me if this is the expanded and enhanced version for the PS5? It doesn’t say anything about it being the expanded edition but it does say it’s for PS5, so I assume that it’s the enhanced one? Anyone know?

[lusty crest]

thats the expanded version

look at the release date

[near lagoon]

That’s what I was thinking the release date but wasn’t sure. Thanks!

[lusty crest]

no problemo

[dusky stone]

Pls no ban

[abstract cipher]

[gleaming spear]

Gorgeous

[paper rover]

Looks beautiful

[fallow geyser]

I agree

[paper rover]

What Caribbean country?

Like Bahamas?

[fallow geyser]

Colombia

[paper rover]

This is in south America

Not in the Caribbean

[fallow geyser]

We have literally a Caribbean Coast

Also, Cayo Perico is inspired on a Colombian Island

[paper rover]

Make sense

[paper rover]

San Vicente and the Little Grenades are a Colombian territory?

[fallow geyser]

I don't think so, but we have some Islands called San Andres and Providencia

[paper rover]

I will search here, wait a sec

Hum

Completely different from cayo perico

Just have a airport, and nothing more

[fallow geyser]

Well, Cayo Perico have a Aerodrome

[paper rover]

Indeed

[fallow geyser]

¯⁠\⁠\_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[vital leaf]

Guys how do I log out of social club?

[cyan crag]

Why would ban

[dusky stone]

Cuz not in memes-or-shitposting

[cyan crag]

[dusky stone]

Oh i get the joke

[dense spruce]

@slender girder

[royal holly]

Yea come back when you're the capital of the Caribbean buddy 😌😩🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲

[cyan crag]

Lmao thats an L

[slender girder]

rip

[elfin hill]

[patent breach]

i thought they were god mode?

[lethal birch]

y did you remove rebreather

[lethal birch]

blazeee 🤍🤍

[golden berry]

His hack are not working correctly , we tried to run him over and he stop his bad car

[little needle]

when i said its worse for me than ps4 as hitboxes dont load as well as the textures, i wasnt lying

[fallow geyser]

You win,

[lethal birch]

sorry u cant park here

[little needle]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA EVERYWHERE IS PARKING LOT

[lethal birch]

Maxwell and fry

[fallow geyser]

• "Moskow" sings in background*

[tender coral]

Uuummmiiiiii

[cyan crag]

Pc players be like:
"At least we got 60fps"
🤓🤓🤓

Also remember theres notification sound every time you receive message on your phone

[wooden garnet]

most innocent china based server

you might wanna invest in a vpn

[dense spruce]

I didn’t remove it
How tf can i remove it
The game broke my shit

[cyan crag]

Nah thanks
Money > no money

[gleaming spear]

[errant osprey]

Finally won the best vehicle in the game

[lethal birch]

Bro really tried it

[hot wraith]

I thought new consoles also get 60fps

[royal holly]

On the contrary

[buoyant kiln]

howd my muffler fall out

[cyan crag]

A low level pulled up to me few days ago and i started pretending to be afk and he shot me once with his scrappy ass pistol when i shot him in the face with explosive shotgun lol

[storm mica]

Rarely if ur want good quality

[lethal birch]

I like that they modeled a whole ass exhaust that's 99,99% of the time invisible, 00,01% being this scenario

[abstract cipher]

Most normal public lobby

[storm mica]

Least horny val player

[paper rover]

Imponte Spaceship

[fallow geyser]

XD

[fallow geyser]

Same, Literally

[upper fjord]

Sorry Patrick, maybe next time

[tight wigeon]

Hi

[paper rover]

Cayo Perico new approach vehicle

[paper rover]

Ignore the velum, and embrace the lazer

[green basalt]

did cayo elite new way

[abstract cipher]

Blow up the car

[green basalt]

it didnt let me

idk why

anyways i stopped doing b2b its feels nice

first time ive seen that screen in a while

[lethal birch]

How?

[elfin arrow]

start cayo intel while the aircraft carrier business battle is active

then you can just boat to it and steal one

[paper rover]

be lucky enough to enter a session where there is someone doing a supply mission, so check cayo perico, because the aircraft carrier spawns near cayo perico, then as someone here once commented, I went there to see if the lasers appear

And magic

You will never be spotted again

[cyan crag]

The aircraft business battle is so fucking ass

Cant fly to the aircraft cuz you will get shot down, then you fight many pretty strong ai enemies, turn off the cannons, and the fly to sandy shores with one crate

[obsidian sparrow]

i dont think my new online character is meant to have 9.6 mil

[twilit tree]

your characters share the bank account

[obsidian sparrow]

they do?

[twilit tree]

yes

[obsidian sparrow]

why

[twilit tree]

idk
thats just how its always worked

[obsidian sparrow]

bruh

then what the fuck is the purpose of a second character if not to start from scratch

[twilit tree]

well
heist cooldowns are per character

so you could do two cayos in a row

[obsidian sparrow]

that makes sense

but eh not my gameplay style

[rigid shoal]

@obsidian sparrow you can separate money between characters by taking the money out of the bank as cash

Whatever one character is holding in cash, is inaccessible by the other character

[obsidian sparrow]

i guess

eh

saw on reddit that if you have criminal enterprises both share it

so no

[paper rover]

Just take a boat and go to the carrier

[obsidian sparrow]

lel

[spice hull]

Fly to it. Get shot down. Respawn right behind it Crusade it. (Easy) turn off defenses.
Takes like 5 mins

Then just back and forth in one of the many jets on board?

Works for me

[lethal birch]

you can remove it tho

[lethal birch]

Can Someone Explain This Text?

[dark umbra]

wtf is that flag, is that flag like ohio or smth

[obsidian sparrow]

jamaica, idk i picked a random flag

[dark umbra]

i guess you didn't understand the joke but ok

[little needle]

Cheap

[fickle ocean]

You choose a poor driver and you get poor communication

[lethal birch]

man i went through hell and back to get this stupid thing delivered

i was getting exploded for a minute straight

but i wasnt scratched because this thing is a literal transformer

[little needle]

1 word: flare gun

[lethal birch]

at some point it stopped letting me shoot

[thorny fulcrum]

Finna do this to my bf

[outer barn]

Ok but you gon buy it or

[obsidian sparrow]

i bought it

[outer barn]

W

Welcome to the gang

[obsidian sparrow]

oh you mean the yacht

ofc not

when i get to 20mil ill buy it

[outer barn]

Oh

L

Valid

[small spear]

How do yall screen record clips?

[dense spruce]

Well I didn’t remove it

[thorny fulcrum]

Clip it via share button

[safe cedar]

my method of fast travelling back to air field after scoping compound

get caught by guards

[abstract cipher]

Everyone does this after scouting

Or just jump off the tower and suicide

[thorny fulcrum]

Or die

[fallow geyser]

The brickade did nothing to you, pal

[scenic coral]

i hate that

[silk cipher]

fr, even avoided running him over

[last prawn]

Getaway vehicles

[safe cedar]

are you kidding me, my weapons are all gone, those hackers have no mercy

gonna change sessions to see if all my guns are gone for good

oh, guns came back after changing sessions, good

[last prawn]

Make an ticket

[safe cedar]

my guns are back, it's fine

[real gulch]

Most normal day in Grove street

[celest spade]

Did you finish Ms. Baker's Casino missions? Don't remember if you were getting this, but i got the impression about the Paragon Z you get at the end.

[gilded burrow]

I think she calls you about that, can't remember

She thanks you for your help and says you can have a car they found in storage or smth

[gilded burrow]

Saw this pop up on another players heist, maybe it's from the Driver. Whom did you choose?

Then it must be from him

Because the Driver leaves the vehicle you use to get there, whether its an approach vehicle or a random one

He should

[celest spade]

What appears?

Every time?

Wait. That's for approach specific car? What was bigcon default vehicle?

Man i forgot Casino stuff.

[zealous torrent]

it feels like a yung ancestor text

i assume it's just a bug

[celest spade]

Sounds like Rockstar broke some coding again.

[abstract cipher]

What do they not break

[zealous torrent]

me

they will never break me

[abstract cipher]

🛏️

[zealous torrent]

goodnight!!

[still blade]

That brickade swerved to avoid hitting you and you repaid him with a bullet in the head. Such betrayal!

[rustic tendon]

https://youtu.be/_kh7pC-ttn0

I just did this today wish I had a better look at the collision but this was awesome

[gleaming spear]

Nice👌🏻

[rose gust]

Hello, I encountered a big problem, can anyone help me?
I am an Iranian, I got into this situation, I paid a lot of money to buy GTA online, but Rockstar Social Club gives me an error saying that the connection was not successful, can you help me? I need a lot of help. I also used VPN, but it still gives the same error
can you write me I use translator

[nova current]

Bro the chef is so bugged in that mission

One time bro was humping the floor once I killed Jim

[hollow ledge]

Not sure what dialect you speak as there's many that it could be. Persian, Arabic, etc, so I'll post in English and hopefully you're able to copy/paste translate.

Open a ticket with Rockstar support on their website as there's nothing we can do here for you.
Or try making a new social club account and linking your account to that one instead.

[celest spade]

not-definitive edition https://twitter.com/doonishsan/status/1605246429228040192

Doonishsan (@Doonishsan)

Someone rebuilt Vice City in Roblox.

Likes

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Twitter · Dec 20, 2022, 4:59 PM

[dusky stone]

I made this because i was bored
It's basically the song in the cayo perico trailer but the heist is happening offscreen