gta-media

[grizzled compass]

@finite plume you could probably upload it here

[outer barn]

“You can’t kill people in a Cerberus!”
Right, they kill themselves :trol:

[slender swan]

@mystic wyvern should look something like that

[grizzled umbra]

yo what how do I check that

[mystic wyvern]

Thx

[slender swan]

Np

[elfin arrow]

i see cheating doesn't get you skill

[outer barn]

Rockstar social club

[mellow swift]

help

my car is flipped isnde my garage

i cant use it

cant call it either

[oak horizon]

switch lobby

[mellow swift]

i did

[oak horizon]

pc moment

[elfin arrow]

restart the game

usually fixes modder fuckery

[mellow swift]

ok

[mellow swift]

a modder said to put the car isnde my garage

and now its flipped

cant use it either

[elfin arrow]

why did you listen?

[mellow swift]

uhm

cuz its a free car?

[elfin arrow]

it doesn't work like that

unless it's a low value street car

[mellow swift]

fixed ty

the cars gone

i can use my mustang now

[neat lagoon]

How are the pc lobby’s like ?

[grizzled compass]

Almost like console lobbies, except nobody, and I mean nobody, uses orb, modders are more frequent, your game will sometimes crash for no apparent reason

[neat lagoon]

Cause I’ve been meaning to buy gta on pc but was kinda scared on how my experience on gta pc might go

[outer barn]

If you don’t have a vpn, your personal info is in danger basically lmao

Also, modder hell

[neat lagoon]

thank god we have people like you

[outer barn]

The ddosing is wild

[neat lagoon]

welp im sticking to roblox for the time being

[outer barn]

I would kill to play Roblox on pc tbh

My pc is broken though

I love doing this

[neat lagoon]

im praying for you

[outer barn]

The repairs shouldn’t be too bad

Minor overheating issue

[neat lagoon]

Welp

[outer barn]

💀

The gtao experience

[neat lagoon]

i didnt know what to do

[neat lagoon]

if you know what a kek is do you have to fully kill them in order to call it a kek, it was a friendly 1v1

[neat lagoon]

thanks im new to this beach an base shit

i gotchu

ight

[neat lagoon]

Holy you legit asf

[deft canyon]

Theres nothing interesting to play though

[outer barn]

There’s a couple games

[deft canyon]

Hard to think of a good one there

And ive played on that platform long enough

[graceful rock]

What's a melt?

[idle galleon]

probably same thing when someone calls you snowflake

[graceful rock]

And what's a gimp?

[idle galleon]

there's google, use it.

[graceful rock]

Will do

[idle galleon]

good job

or simply block and ignore. different playing style, different opinions

¯_(ツ)_/¯

thank you for caring enough about my opinion 💩

[oak wagon]

hello

any ps4 player here

[idle galleon]

ty for caring deeper to explain further

🚮

[graceful rock]

Just the right time actually

He ended up calling me a "gay boy" and said I'm adopted

Which I mean that technically counts as Hate Speech does it not

@untold jasper Did this

Lmao

The fuck?

[oak wagon]

K ARMA

can u help me?

Add me plz

NotAashir psn

[graceful rock]

I asked him whether the helicopter spawn in the Pacific Standard Setup (Avi) was guaranteed

He called me a noob for not knowing, so I quit as soon as he got to the end

[oak wagon]

cant find u

man

on psn

ok

man

is this a joke

[arctic bridge]

me

[upper fjord]

Congrats on the gold trophy

[lethal birch]

Me

[graceful rock]

Ight, thanks Akea!

[acoustic musk]

IIRC you must have at least completed Friends Reunited for cosistent heli spawns

So Trevor coming to Los Santos should be enough

[noble breach]

https://youtu.be/AIH1bk8qhdE

[mellow thunder]

funny bobux

[mellow thunder]

the old gen experience

[humble hemlock]

casino diamonds

[oak horizon]

@tacit scroll

you do da math cuz i hate it

[wild tangle]

Full lobby party

[sterile egret]

[lethal birch]

The creators of GTA. 100% Scottish dweebs, as expected.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[latent plank]

@delicate river don’t buy the one that says optimized for series S

Buy the other version

So one S and series S can play

[delicate river]

Alr thnx

[brazen gulch]

40 usd for gta v

crazy

[latent plank]

Yeah fr I got it for free during ps5 promo tho

[ornate crane]

I just got a warning for posting an unrelated pic here

Like my dude who tf cares💀

The world isn’t gonna end if I post something unrelated lol 😂

[grizzled compass]

Scotland forever

[novel fern]

wow i think i paid between 15 and 20 with the criminal starter pack

[brazen gulch]

ye

[mellow thunder]

Remove the dont

[tender coral]

@leaden moth u orb cargo?

@leaden moth

[leaden moth]

yes

[tender coral]

[lethal birch]

Who cares other then GTA they make Great games

[lethal birch]

I mean the people of Scotland for sure care, plus the rest.

[fossil ledge]

Hello guys somebody help to get red joggers I’m in ps5

[mystic wyvern]

!lfg @fossil ledge

[tardy stone]

@fossil ledge, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Other Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @mystic wyvern

[outer barn]

Based asf

[oak wagon]

hello

is cayo perico glitch patched

[outer barn]

They can’t patch it lmao

[grizzled umbra]

yo wtf how

it has some kind of jump boost?

[outer barn]

Yes

It can boost to the side, and when you tilt it midair, it can launch upwards

[humble hemlock]

nope i played with a modder xD

[little needle]

we are increasing our IQ by spending time to learn scripting to get cheats, i have no doubt on that 💀

[patent breach]

nintendo truly L

[lethal birch]

I mean i Remember most of the GTA San Andreas cheats for PC

[little needle]

modmenus and shit like that

[little needle]

no one can be as truly L as MAC and iOS users

worse shit for 5x price

[warm acorn]

I feel like mk was waste now

[mellow thunder]

Nice clip but old i hated the halloween weather

[cyan crag]

My character creation

[little needle]

Benefits of having sex with aliens

[lethal birch]

Lamar in freeroam glitch

[zealous torrent]

san andreas quality

[lethal birch]

Snapmatic*

[fickle ocean]

yes

[lethal birch]

Got the new ifruit

Glitch

It’s Lamars phone

[elfin arrow]

you will get ghost raided

[celest spade]

These users with their ceo/mc names.

[little needle]

nuclear winter

i just joined lmao

the game is telling me to commit suicide 💀

11187 for a go kart wtf

its the shitty npc cuban but i shot it with explosive sniper and hes now a wannabe jet i think

[zealous torrent]

the moneymaker

[lavish ivy]

Mine is big willys

[little needle]

mine is Totally Illegal as GTA is based on 110% illegal shit and -10% good things

[celest spade]

[zealous torrent]

An Motorcycle Club

[green basalt]

k

[autumn tapir]

@elfin arrow 1:44

[elfin arrow]

that isn't legit genius

[autumn tapir]

and

all i said was the record was 1:44

[elfin arrow]

it isn't relevant to anything in any capacity

[autumn tapir]

that without mods

its a bug

the hiest just ends

same

im pretty sure it got fixed

[languid glacier]

Who’s got bogdan?

Or cayo?

[outer barn]

Yeah it was just to prove a point, don’t have any other clips of me flying on my phone

[little needle]

From left to right: crime scene, drug dealer car, drunk cayo guard

Spent my lifetime luck on this shit

[honest vortex]

"Finish him"

[fallow geyser]

That's a Record

[tropic thorn]

Yoo

[lethal birch]

@karmic cipher

SUPPORT CREW And lesters cut

[patent breach]

kinda useless on pc tbh

[idle galleon]

🤣 when one gets free $$, complain
when one doesn't get the $$, also complain

[oak horizon]

fr

[deft canyon]

GTA players with anything

[mystic wyvern]

Is this on discord

[outer barn]

Yeah, it originates from an actual r* tweet though, just a bot reposting it

[mystic wyvern]

Oh

How do we know if we participated

[hot wraith]

If you played during the heists event you participated

[mystic wyvern]

Heists event?

[idle galleon]

fyes.

[grizzled compass]

I'm not sure being that close to toddlers is a laughing matter, they were probably thinking of a way to escape their eternal confinement

[idle galleon]

seems like lucky day today 😮

[lethal birch]

Ok what’s the problem

[cyan crag]

The outfit is making him look kinda slim

But with the other clothes he looks more buff

[lethal birch]

U don’t make sense

[cyan crag]

Wdym

I just wish my character could have less masculine body

[lethal birch]

Why

[cyan crag]

I dont like being masc

Its only personal problems

[lethal birch]

Yeah sounds like a your own personal problems

[deft canyon]

The green one being shiny wasabi kitty

[lethal birch]

how???

[elfin arrow]

selling large warehouses

🤯

[graceful rock]

Finally ready for Criminal Mastermind

[idle galleon]

its ok i know. never lucky at these things at all so no hurry

[dusky timber]

the shitty wasabi rng claw involves no luck

[golden berry]

You need luck to put the snack in the machine to have the luck of grabbing the wasabi kitty plush by moving it

[lethal birch]

Where have u been?

[lethal birch]

I've only won it once

[stable beacon]

How?

Damn.

[warm acorn]

When u are so good at game

[outer barn]

femboys in gtao when??

[little needle]

BONK-

[honest vortex]

Bonk

[cyan crag]

Fuck i wish

Sucks that i cant wear women clothes on male character smh

[outer barn]

true

[oak horizon]

[little needle]

I dont want trevor ripoff 10 year olds around

[outer barn]

#gta-media message

evidently in protest of anti femboy r* propaganda

[cyan crag]

Dayum

Looks so good

[outer barn]

Thank

[cyan crag]

My character kinda looks like a butch lesbian on this pic lol

I tried making sub urban

[deft canyon]

(I'd smash tho)

[outer barn]

🤨

[zealous torrent]

i'm inferring from what they've said that it tracks if you close and relaunch the game

so disconnecting the internet and all that wouldn't affect it

[faint fiber]

Hmmmmm...

[elfin arrow]

turismo classic hsw

[golden berry]

Ironically i'd say the high number asked for the heist challenge was to test that new stat

[zealous torrent]

the end

[elfin arrow]

[cyan crag]

What did you do

[celest spade]

Reset. Probably money and/or rp manipulation.

[gleaming spear]

💀

[manic zodiac]

Meanwhile me stucked in 1 million forever

[cyan crag]

I have 5 million and idk what to buy lol

[lethal birch]

I have 50 mil waiting for the dlc

[green basalt]

amazing

damn 50 mil?

do you just never spend anything

[elfin arrow]

that's not a lot

[strange kayak]

What you do

I do 2 console beff method and fill all my garages with deluxos and never ban

Safest way

[left crescent]

Idk u had 400m on pc and 1b on xbox a d got banned

[strange kayak]

You did something

[green basalt]

anyone else pretend theyre a serial killer

[strange kayak]

No

[outer barn]

@tacit scroll chernobog missiles (best tracking in the game) vs upside down mk2

[grizzled compass]

"pretend"? No

[green basalt]

arent r2k better

[outer barn]

R2K, vigilante, and chernobog all have equal tracking

[green basalt]

toreador and deluxo too

[outer barn]

I think toreador and deluxo are slightly worse but not really noticeable

Might be wrong about that

[green basalt]

wiki says theyre the same

[outer barn]

Oh neat

[green basalt]

thanks r*

[deft canyon]

Now spend it on hookers

[outer barn]

Flashback to the time r* gave me 1 mil because a toreador got removed from my account for some reason

[deft canyon]

Dont think a mil is gonna cover the costs of a toreador

Actually finessed by R*

[outer barn]

Yeah

[cyan crag]

Imagine having friends to play og heists with

Cant be me

[outer barn]

It’s because you’re a femboy

It’s our curse

[cyan crag]

[raven jackal]

poop

[obtuse bane]

…

[honest vortex]

Finally bought penthouse

Then put the toilet to good use…

[lethal birch]

I love nature

[elfin arrow]

lettuce

[acoustic sluice]

Lettuce

[lethal birch]

Thats PS5?

[green basalt]

i just joined random finales

i did get 4 people to do cmm once tho which was fun

[grim aurora]

sounds like my wifi

literal 500kbps

[river zinc]

me last night

[outer barn]

Legends say it’s still downloading, even to this day

[drifting pelican]

i got like 9.2B left from 10B

[hidden sleet]

https://youtu.be/MncHfc91AMk

Anyone else called this in story

[outer barn]

Rude

Just tryna vibe

[honest vortex]

Yep

[cyan crag]

🥶

[cyan crag]

Ngl killable character

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

New dlc?

[dusky timber]

get an ethernet cable

[lethal birch]

Yes on the 13th this week there should be the annoucement

[lethal birch]

Wait shit

Thats San Andreas

[lethal birch]

Will there be one for oldgen aswell?

[keen gale]

Open wheel vehicle downforce

[dusky timber]

thanks gaffa

[zealous torrent]

no problem baybee

[lethal birch]

Idk maybe Yes maybe no

[obtuse bane]

lvl 788

think this fit goes fire tbh

[valid pagoda]

L

honestly

[obtuse bane]

bro what

[valid pagoda]

my honest opinion

[elfin arrow]

🤳 🖥️

[outer barn]

the car:
the outfit:

[keen gale]

Outfit looks like you protest at capitol buildings

[digital coral]

thankyou for that

[cyan crag]

Nah

[cyan crag]

Exactly

Outfit is cringe

Ppl think they gonna look cool just because their outfit is modded

[abstract cipher]

bulletproof helmet
all black outfit
rebreather
100 fr no cap bussing ong

[outer barn]

my outfit is just a ripoff of UVP's basically

[zealous torrent]

dingdingdingding

[cyan crag]

I see 4 different outfit glitches lol

Fib badge
Police belt
Mask+glasses
The bag

[outer barn]

the only glitch on my outfit is mask+glasses because swag tbh

[abstract cipher]

most modded one i got is a noose outfit

[unique basalt]

Bros getting clowned for his fit💀💀💀

[cyan crag]

Yeah mask + glasses looks cool

But ppl use several outfit glitches at once

[cyan crag]

This should be an emoji or sticker

[outer barn]

The man of chaos himself

Simply more swag

[cyan crag]

We need cat ears

WE NEED CAT EARS IN GTA

My military outfit (no im not a tryhard)

[outer barn]

factual

cat whisker face mask

[cyan crag]

And thigh highs for male characters

Also maid outfit

uwu

[outer barn]

YES

im in favor of this

[midnight pawn]

that global was patched months ago

enjoy getting smashed by R*

[acoustic musk]

I believe he thinks you're cheater, only ever see the word "global" uttered when its about cheating or reverse engineering the game

I think he talks about global variables, stuff used in GTA V/Online's scripts i.e freemode script or tunables etc.

Tunables are just global variables that Rockstar can change remotely from a file on their servers to update/change like weekly bonuses and what not

And they can be easily manipulated since they exist in the memory of the game and you can just overwrite it with any value you like

[cyan crag]

Yikes

Would shoot

[abstract cipher]

🚮

[zealous torrent]

Mind-blowing 🤯

Awe-inspiring 🤩

[patent breach]

Realistic af, nothing comes close ( and I'm not even sarcastic here)

[abstract cipher]

r2d2

[cyan crag]

Yeah gta graphics are realistic af

But not like in other games way

Other games are designed to be beatiful

Gta sometimes show how the world really looks

Sometimes its more gloomy

[patent breach]

That's gta v : the origins

So yes, gtao best graphics for decades

[golden berry]

What's gta london place in all of that ?

[cyan crag]

Does this gas mask protect from tear gas granades?

[elfin arrow]

no

[zealous torrent]

i poked big holes in it

[sterile egret]

https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/o373oko9477732/new-improvements-and-more-coming-soon-in-this-month-s-gta-online-updat?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=o_social&utm_campaign=gtao_announcement_exp-improvements-20221206

[unkempt rose]

I would spend all this money on a mask that does that

The joy of being broke would be nice

[cyan crag]

What?

What money glitches have to do with my question lol

[quaint latch]

why u need more money

[mortal bay]

How can I easily make a million bucks in GTA online

Help

I'm also looking for gta v online friends

simzy_2 is my psn id

Add me

[elfin arrow]

no

[mortal bay]

What do you mean no

[elfin arrow]

i'm not going to add you

[mortal bay]

Why not

Ok pass your gamer tag n I'll add you

[elfin arrow]

no

[mortal bay]

Ok

Dude it's just a game

You don't lose anything

[cyan crag]

He looks like🗿

[mortal bay]

So anyone??

[lethal birch]

Finally

After a while of grinding

Full stamina

[elfin arrow]

great picture

[mortal bay]

Anyone who wants to be friends on GTA v online

Just pass your gamer tag

Thank you

[fallow geyser]

Ew, Blue Phone

[slate raven]

Wtf did i do!!!

Rockstar have some personal issues with me

[lethal birch]

Your charachter seems pissed off

[slate raven]

i don’t blame him

Bs

[grizzled compass]

man and I was told my 🤳🖥️ was bad

[lethal birch]

Wdym

Ohh it’s the picture that I took

With my phone

It was blurry cause my hand was shaking

[grizzled compass]

Yeah look at the emojis

[lethal birch]

Wdym emojis

@grizzled compass

[grizzled compass]

The emojis I used

It's a hand with a phone and a monitor

[lethal birch]

Ohh

[grizzled compass]

Because you took a picture of your monitor with your phone

[lethal birch]

Ohh

It was just blurry because the room was dark and my hand shook a bit

[keen gale]

Screenshots and cropping can solve that in the future

[honest vortex]

I think this bounty got the hint

[pliant mango]

Had to do a lot of cayos for this one 😮‍💨

[dusky timber]

too bad the game's antimod doesn't work

[patent breach]

Random ass numbers is all I see

[abstract cipher]

oleg u should fix the antimod

[pliant mango]

Hope they have a good one for gta 6 lol

[cyan crag]

"Cayos"

[pliant mango]

real

[cyan crag]

This sounds like the last channel i would subscribe to

[strange sparrow]

GrayStillPlays is the funniest GTA Youtuber.

Change my mind.

[idle galleon]

who?

[deft canyon]

Who?

[somber snow]

There’s no audio in it 💀

[cyan crag]

My route for cayo

I use a glitch to collect gold solo

[somber snow]

😳

[cyan crag]

If i have full bags i jump into water on a bike

If not i go like this

Shit quality

But red x's are enemies i kill

Elite every time

[ivory hamlet]

@cyan crag isnt gold glitch patched?

[zealous torrent]

nah

[cyan crag]

Not the west storage

[ivory hamlet]

and the safe is, damn

i haven't done a single cayo since the fix

so it does partially work

[cyan crag]

I use the one with the tree

[lethal birch]

yes but its probably the last dlc on old gen

[blazing ruin]

This would be faster, no?

[cyan crag]

Idk, helicopter flies above this path

[blazing ruin]

If u're quick enough, u can kill the guard next to a shack, get the camera above him and hide inside the shack

[outer barn]

my route (in red)

are you kidding me

there we go

[unkempt rose]

Woaaah is that a fellow cayo grinder???

[vast fjord]

bros tryhing hard

[unkempt rose]

Whats the score?

[vast fjord]

9-1

[unkempt rose]

Gs bro remember to keep it toxic💪

[vast fjord]

lol hes mad

hes gonna leak my ip and he thinks that im scared

[unkempt rose]

I have never known why people get so scared about ip addresses like what they gonna do fly to my house and beat me up?

Not like it's public information anyways

[worthy geode]

how

[abstract cipher]

warehouse

[deft canyon]

The in-game chat can sometimes get quite entertaining

[autumn whale]

Nah g chumash ftwwww

[hot wraith]

Did they say that?

[zealous torrent]

nah

[unkempt rose]

das crazy

101D

think I have 300 or so

[lethal birch]

What’s ur lvl

[unkempt rose]

1083

[lethal birch]

Crazy

:Shocked:

[unkempt rose]

just sit in a torador doing the RV mission for a couple hours

when it goes 3x rp the levels be rolling in

[lethal birch]

My brother gave me his acc and the skills is not max

[unkempt rose]

YIKES

[lethal birch]

It’s lvl 500 something

[unkempt rose]

BRO NOOO

[lethal birch]

Is there a fast method?

To max them

[unkempt rose]

what needs to be maxed yet?

[lethal birch]

Wait I have a picture

[unkempt rose]

shooting and sprint or whatever you will get naturally same with driving and flying

for stealth go passive or away from everyone and crouch afk loop

get a wired controller or something and throw a rubber band on it to loop it

[lethal birch]

Check dm bro

[unkempt rose]

k

[lethal birch]

Full hacks xD

[unkempt rose]

2nd character w/o the saved level

Can't hack on xbox

[lethal birch]

Mb

[unkempt rose]

You chilling

[lethal birch]

I’m new to the game I’m lucky my brother gave me his acc

[mighty harness]

Best outfit I've seen so far lol

[lethal birch]

xD no.

[lethal birch]

Lol

[vagrant orchid]

make sure to jump off that cliff behind you so we don't have to see this again

[lethal birch]

ngh

Just imagine trevor in a dress after you man. Getting owned by trevor in a dress. Who wouldnt wanna do that for gta 6

fr

[abstract cipher]

huh

is this paid commission service

[oak horizon]

advertising

[lethal birch]

ILLEGAL

[elder shore]

bro that aint even his lmao

[abstract cipher]

Already did the funny

[pliant mango]

I dont have the time to grind 16 trillion 😭

the number looks sick though lmfao

[lethal birch]

missed this meme, I'm always the only one with a female character

[cyan crag]

Nah ill pass

[cyan crag]

Theres always a kid dressed as street gangsta and one with 50$ suit

[lethal birch]

hilarious

[junior forge]

How my character looked when i started to present

[green basalt]

arcade

[green basalt]

looked better before

[outer barn]

I’ve just delved into insanity over time and my character illustrates that

[junior forge]

Nah

It was very ugly

Ngl

[honest vortex]

I actually wanted that sparrow

[wispy kernel]

wow

[honest vortex]

How long did that take to fill up lol?

[green basalt]

you have a claim all button?

[hot wraith]

Ps5?

[little needle]

Eveeyone does, that shit is in the same garage, you know that theres a list of garages before you can claim a vehicle, right?

[edgy anchor]

Man that was 3 days ago🗿

[calm sigil]

What’s that?

[grizzled compass]

Shotgun shell type

[distant otter]

Yo

[lethal birch]

cringe and goofy asf 💀💀

[gilded burrow]

Pilot going for DPOY on my head

[lethal birch]

wtf

o nevermind i found it

ty

[zealous torrent]

np but dude i have never seen that menu before

what sort of wacky gta online are u running

[lethal birch]

that was online options

[zealous torrent]

i did not even effin know this was a thing

[honest vortex]

Yep

[honest vortex]

Sad

[minor wigeon]

Has been in the game since start lol

[honest vortex]

Looks good on that car

Weevil Custom?

[graceful rock]

That's the one

[honest vortex]

Yeah looks good

Fastest car so far as well

Think I might get it and weld on that surfboard lol

[graceful rock]

It's such a pleasure to drive

Until you run into oncoming traffic that is

[honest vortex]

Does it even handle well?

Most of the top speed ones don't

[graceful rock]

Of course it doesn't

[honest vortex]

haha

[graceful rock]

It's a buggy with 888 horse power

[honest vortex]

😆

[patent breach]

did you know it has in-game email?

[glacial rover]

Anyone read the new newswire ?

[honest vortex]

#gta-news

[lethal birch]

Yes

[quaint latch]

aint that the fucking hallowen car that was around last year?

[gleaming spear]

LOL!

[fickle ocean]

late to the party but i’m still here

[golden berry]

Kifflom

[graceful rock]

Possibly, if it's 2023 in your timezone

[patent breach]

You can turn of text chat? Wtf.... how'd i never know

[zealous torrent]

now u know !

[elfin arrow]

it's a pretty recent addition

[hollow hazel]

teach me.

[elfin arrow]

teach you to sell warehouses?

[hollow hazel]

im basically the worst player ever in gta lmfao

[outer barn]

Buy a ceo office
Buy a large warehouse
Spend forever to fill it up
Sell it

[hollow hazel]

i have no idea how to do that but still thanks for telling me

i think i have that ceo thing

ima search how to buy a large warehouse

my main issue is how to make money tho

Sounds right

Which heists

can you spam heists?

or there is a cooldown

[outer barn]

There’s a cooldown unless you do replay glitch

[zealous torrent]

48 min for most heists

144 min for cayo solo

[outer barn]

which is CRINGE so DON’T do it

[hollow hazel]

i wonder how do u cooldown replay glitch

[hollow hazel]

is it?

[outer barn]

Yes

[hollow hazel]

hm

i have like 300k

or maybe 500k idm

[outer barn]

Replay glitch: 🤓
Waiting a few hours to do cayo perico (which gives you an insane amount of money for the time required to set it up and do the heist):

[hollow hazel]

idk*

[hollow hazel]

Playing legit is always the better option

[outer barn]

Yesss

[hollow hazel]

are glitches bannable?

i have like 400k money 💀

i have no idea how to continue

to make money

damn bro

thats sad

[outer barn]

I have a net worth over 6000 BTC in gta, have fun googling how much that’s worth

[hollow hazel]

i think i have an arcade

where can i find people to do mission with

where r they

[stable hazel]

anime detected, opinion rejected

[abstract cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-anime-pfp-shut-up-anime-pfp-gif-21578083

[lethal birch]

where is the anime 💀

[cyan crag]

^

Replay glitch basically isnt a glitch

More like a exploit

Okay maybe it is a glitch

[languid tide]

Don’t know why I got this

[green basalt]

actually really good?

[green basalt]

someone else got that too

[languid tide]

I just fired up my console it says here’s 2 million bucks and I’m like ok I don’t mind that lol

[dusky timber]

heist event award

[oak horizon]

@lethal birch how many crates you source? when you doing them.

[lethal birch]

yeah

exploiting is like abusing something
glitching is like purposely breaking something to exploit it

technically you're not breaking the heist, you're just abusing the save mechanic

[oak horizon]

oh oki

[lethal birch]

anyway

buy a brickade

[grizzled compass]

Burk

[dusky stone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/991482370689605722/1050609132245352458/bandicam_2022-12-08_22-59-36-181_Trim.mp4

[ripe bluff]

pavel annoying but he got cake ngl

[verbal rose]

Says the anime pfp 😅

[abstract cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-pfp-shut-up-thing-pfp-anime-pfp-gif-20119426

[oak horizon]

💀

[verbal rose]

U lucky I can’t send a meme back

[abstract cipher]

ur lucky im not using anime pfp

[mild kayak]

some bizarre thing happened during prep mission.

[gleaming spear]

[deft canyon]

Wow, nice dedication!

[frail orbit]

So then I'll get mine shortly within that 72 hour range

After all heist event combined with three days of black Friday gave my series x character new toys (sorry ps4, she needs more attention for being on new gen)

[stray schooner]

JW is neither. It’s a feature that job lobbies locate you to its lobby trigger. Dumb “famous” people on YouTube and internet just lazy to put it that way cuz the term glitch attracts the masses

The most extend to it is prob that you could say you exploit the nature of it.

Which is where it gets its name Job warp in the first place

Same way dumb cheaters see people on the map using pause menu and then suddenly ported somewhere and automatically think that person cheats like them. Just dumb dumbs who never play the game long enough or don’t actually know full features of game

[idle galleon]

[dusky timber]

both are exploits

you exploit the intended behavior for unintentional results

[patent breach]

inb4 eula says, not paying for microtransactions is exploit

[stray schooner]

I will still stick to my opinion cuz intended behaviour = intended result. But yes to exploiting it for a different cause since final result is to back out of entering a job which is the intended cause. Like the feature is there, it works that way. But you the user just exploit it for different purpose. So to me not glitch.

Same way you get kicked out and lands you there so

[idle galleon]

me being reminded of most business battle event weeks..
rando cheaters: "oh im tracking your boosted account" (doesn't call me out)
me: happily job warping away and MK2 back to NC
me also: gets cutscene to cayo / kicked out of session / sent to story / crashed
lame insecure tards.

"there are actually nice modders around" yeah fuck no. all pretentious clowns

[stray schooner]

they think they are guardians of lobbies

[idle galleon]

🚮

imagine you been training your upside down flying on MK2 or shunt boosting your way across the map and they "track you" and turn salty cuz they think you're some "esports gamer" lmfao

me: just some random soul across the planet like any other random soul

[deft canyon]

I am nice depending on my mood 🙃

[idle galleon]

🍆

[deft canyon]

But i'll admit i've been a dickhead quite a few times tho

[idle galleon]

on job call heisting been a chore after all the editing of cuts and shit

constantly getting kicked/sky loops cuz they see my bank amount and decide nope.

or heist begins .. host left

lmao classic

not even hardcore like oreo

[deft canyon]

I see you wanted to vent out a bit

Its alright

[idle galleon]

[graceful rock]

Bank amount?

[upper fjord]

3m for a 2x bunker sale

[gleaming spear]

Nice!

[lost wolf]

Ikr

[deft canyon]

Least creepy GTA online character face

[little needle]

I suggested this a few weeks ago and its going to be a thing, thank god

[patent breach]

i mean we could "call in" bicycles with job teleport...but glad its a normal thing now

[faint fiber]

New features confirmed via the GTA+ details

Obviously cropped out everything but the new details

[humble hemlock]

WHO F**C is that

dude got new cloth

these are new?

is it for new DLC tf?

new civilians?

[oak horizon]

all stupid “drip”

[idle galleon]

@graceful rockonly 1.15bil.

[lethal birch]

Wth we getting a new moc

?

[gilded burrow]

Sounds like a mobile business tbf

Or maybe you can make drugs for your character to enhance stats or smth

[lethal birch]

True true

[obsidian sparrow]

no

you just need an email adress to make a steam account

[deft canyon]

mobile business you say?

[obsidian sparrow]

then what is stopping you?

doubt someone will buy the game

for some random person asking for it

why would someone spend 60 dollars for some rando

wait tez2 is in this server

ayo

oh its 63% off rn

damn thats a good deal

never said you were

what

man where are you from? your english is beyond broken

[gilded burrow]

[deft canyon]

It kinda would be cool, if we got a brba reference in this update, since a customizable journey got teased

[gilded burrow]

Dax is bald under the cap

[chilly estuary]

Im homeless

[cold orchid]

Has anyone noticed this face in the top right corner?

An in top left corner is something that looks lika a car

[gilded burrow]

Yeah somebody on Twitter posted stuff you might miss from the pic and that face was on there

Looks like one of the drugs/trips might turn us into Bigfoot or smth

[green basalt]

at least the rool hoop works

[scarlet sorrel]

My brother in Christ, go rake leaves, shovel snow, clean cars, etc.

[acoustic needle]

actually sounds like enough to buy gta

[glacial creek]

Guys is there any chanel that we can post video?

[elfin arrow]

this channel

[honest vortex]

One of the best things I've been sent

[hearty rivet]

DAYUM

[honest vortex]

Not that much...

Last one I did was $1m and only half stock...

[obsidian sparrow]

it's a weapons parts delivery

from a ratloader

[cyan crag]

One guy with anime girl pfp insulted me for having minecraft in my library and then i checked his and he had fortnite lol

[turbid berry]

People who regularly talk about how fn sucks are corny af

Like bro it's a game gta isn't much better its a glorified tycoon

[lethal birch]

Ifruit was taken down

[lethal birch]

Yeah only people that still have it can make custom plates

[ripe bluff]

let my mans be happy with his money, damn

[warm acorn]

When modders make game difficult for u lmao

The lanterns thing auto idk how kept going 9/10 for atleast 10min

😂 Idk what was happening at all

[dusky stone]

i was doing a club promotion when i boosted too hard and got a bean machine chair stuck on my car
that said chair proceeded to drain my car's health and blow me up

[gleaming spear]

💀

[mellow thunder]

yeah you should stay mad

[dense spruce]

Typical off radar mofo
Plus speed glitching
Mf went lightning speed faster than my jet

[honest vortex]

FN has less bugs too lol

[timid remnant]

Video of gta lobby

Idk how to capture audio so the mic in next to my headset making it the worst quality

Bro u look like to be In the wrong

Bro can't get cayos and the basic understanding that he isn't always correct

[dense spruce]

@upper fjord

[outer barn]

Trying to find the video (impossible)

[upper fjord]

I see orb, i cringe

[timid remnant]

It's the sound lol

[gilded burrow]

Bean machine chair as a weapon in DLC

[lethal birch]

the cool toreador:

[dusky stone]

Huh

[lethal birch]

it looks cool

like thrusters

[dusky stone]

Ah aight

[untold jasper]

@lethal birch

yes but they’re identical it’s how you look at them for social on console

[cyan crag]

🤡

[untold jasper]

where to locate this?

i can get these stats wait

same stats no?

ok wait

the account i’m using doesn’t have social club xD

[digital coral]

no

just stat tracking

[untold jasper]

it’s isn’t showing my stats on my other either

[digital coral]

crews ect

[untold jasper]

yes i have one tied but i think i need to wait 30 days for it to sync

yes it automatically changes to my console but 0 stats for online yet

no i know it won’t usually i think it’s 30 days

[digital coral]

couple hours tops

[untold jasper]

yes idk it’s very weird lmao

[midnight sable]

reckon i’m doing decent

[untold jasper]

why does 26 million for me look like 260 k lmao

[gleaming reef]

aint no way

[lethal birch]

What the hell no way

[gilded burrow]

[green basalt]

FINALLY

[untold jasper]

now time to unlock that 9 million paywall just to get counter measures🫶🏽

[green basalt]

im talking about the bonus

[untold jasper]

wait wym

[green basalt]

ive been trying to get that mission for months

[untold jasper]

ohhh

lmfao

i thought you just unlocked mk2

my bad💀

[lethal birch]

"gta-media" i cant even send screenshots bro

[mellow thunder]

🤡

[green basalt]

uh

[elfin arrow]

least buggy gta session

[untold oar]

old bug

[elfin arrow]

you can also have the orbital cannon on your phone

[mellow thunder]

GTA moment

[sly galleon]

we win these

[untold jasper]

where’s the score? i only see a map

[dark steppe]

good lord that is the most try hard looking mini map i've seen in forever

[marble cedar]

YO I KNOW YALL DONT GIVE A FUCK ABIUT THIS, BUT I APPEARED ON DARK'S VIDEO IM SO HAPPY RN!!!🎊

[gleaming spear]

[green basalt]

upside down

ok

good crash landing

[minor geyser]

bro scoped everything out wtf 9.7m???

no but he literally went around the island 💀

everything scoped

[zealous torrent]

hes a sightseer

[gilded burrow]

He knows what colour undies El Rubio has on

[wooden garnet]

@abstract cipher game mid

[abstract cipher]

Cop glitch

U know how to lose?

[wooden garnet]

yea

throw the monitor outside the window 👍

cops gone

[abstract cipher]

Fr

[wooden garnet]

but otherwise no

either try landing the helo and losing them before getting back in

or restart

very sad

[abstract cipher]

We flew very far

Away from the wu d farm

Wind farm

[wooden garnet]

far means nothing

when glitch

[abstract cipher]

At least it worked

Trash game

[odd bone]

did you sell in an invite only sesison

[green slate]

Anyone want something from wendys?

[odd widget]

Totally didn't get art of both my gta characters kissing

[lethal birch]

"media" channel but we cant post pictures, lol

[wet sail]

I can

[pliant mango]

wow 😱

[cyan crag]

REAL!!!111!1!1!!1111!!

[lethal birch]

No way

[rough sage]

DAMN 300k profit

[leaden musk]

hmmm

[abstract cipher]

Those dang modders

[lethal birch]

I do commissions! 12.5M $ for 5$ Paypal

[oak horizon]

you need server lvl 5 to post pics

[spice hull]

DLC poster dropped

[fervent sleet]

💀

[midnight shale]

You guys anyone on right now for a casino heist? I need 2 guys that can hack

[grizzled fjord]

Anyone tryna run 1s?

[tired crown]

How is this media and you need a certain level to send pictures

[torn temple]

You need a certain level to do anything in this server besides talk.

[outer barn]

https://tenor.com/view/bobux-roblox-embed-no-embed-perms-0bobux-gif-18287307

[little needle]

Im sure that Walter wasnt there before

[outer barn]

He was, you’re just crazy

[ornate tusk]

I got some skills

[little needle]

Not really, my friend once almost landed on my jet mid air with a toreador

Also thats pretty much daily routine for a toreador user

[ornate tusk]

It's my first days with toreador i didn't use it before

[gilded burrow]

Then you have already figured out how to use it

[lethal birch]

real

[gleaming spear]

[lethal birch]

new uzi and bat camo?

[minor geyser]

this better be a good ass job bruh

[tacit pecan]

Gib

👐

[dusky stone]

it feels weird seeing this chopper without the guns on the side

guys should i sell right now

[agile gorge]

Maybe

[minor geyser]

no lol

[agile gorge]

faggio 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[elfin arrow]

comedy

[lethal birch]

yes

don't reach 50%

actually no

that should be 400k

you got the first time bonus

sell at max then

[dusky stone]

it was 1.9 mil
i only got half sold

[lethal birch]

rip

you lost the bonus

[dusky stone]

yeh

[dusky stone]

i have a full bar of supplies rn
how much will it fill the bar and how much will it cost

[lethal birch]

1/5

cost of supplies is 75k

[dusky stone]

ah aight

i'm using all ways to get money
cuz cayo with randoms treats me badly

[lethal birch]

yeah don't

cayo is solo/friends material

all heists actually

[dusky stone]

i am very desperate

[dusky stone]

plus when i did it with randoms my money doesn't come
i once got 16 mil but it didn't process

[elfin arrow]

👍

it wasn't buggy before the criminal enterprises

[deft canyon]

Rockstar's present for you on xmas

[timid remnant]

9h nooo

The snap chat feed is accurate asf

[lethal birch]

Poor.

[fiery silo]

how tf this dude a pig

[cyan crag]

Pc experience

[solemn berry]

W

[cyan crag]

My contacts after new dlc drops:

[lethal birch]

i got hacked fr

[little needle]

bro leaked info from rockstar newswire LMAO

[untold oar]

Are modders really that big on PS5

It should be way less than old gen

[sharp canyon]

10Million reached... maybe i am now prepared for the next Big update

[little needle]

my character is just chilling with 90 mils lol

https://fictionhorizon.com/fastest-planes-in-gta-v-ranked/
Lazer feels a lot faster than being the 8th

this list is wrong

lazer goes like 180-185 knots which is 342 kmh lmao

[lethal birch]

Sorry for my laugh

Im sick😭😭

[gleaming spear]

They are becoming somewhat more common now,I have started encountering these guys more often for the past 5 days, it's so weird

[zealous torrent]

its not like rockstar tries to detect these accounts

[feral jolt]

I laugh at your laugh😆

[lethal birch]

[untold oar]

💀

[modern jackal]

!mute 766316408253448282 3h Trying to start off-topic drama in GTA media

[mint lotus]

Muted DEMONS IN MY MIND#8195 for 3 hours (Case #182056) (user notified with a direct message)

[faint fiber]

I'm just good like that

[untold jasper]

more are coming

[untold jasper]

hehehe sepud

[lethal birch]

What does everyone one do on gta now

Legit

[lethal birch]

what even is a knot

use miles bruh

[untold jasper]

make modded accounts

[golden wedge]

Same

[untold jasper]

fun

[golden wedge]

Fr

[little needle]

Its used in aviation bruh, and i can use whatever i want just like hoe you guys use feets to calculate short distances, google exists

[lethal birch]

I'm not even american

but mph is the value used in the game

so if you want people to understand you, use miles

[little needle]

1 mile is 1.6 kilometers, do the maths yourself

And if i remember correctly 1 knot is 1.8 kmh