gta-media

[patent breach]

Okay cake hear me out

[wooden pebble]

which they have done in past with weed and coke alone

[patent breach]

2x bag space

[wooden pebble]

🫂

[patent breach]

So with 4 player team, we could rob the ENTIRE ISLAND CLEAN

Now that's, excitement

[wooden pebble]

bro they should atleast for 1 day make a infinite bag space...it will be so fun to loo the whole island lliterally

[gleaming spear]

[patent breach]

imagine the fun

[wooden pebble]

[wooden pebble]

[gleaming spear]

And meanwhile there's me who doesn't give more than 20% to any random who joins and has not helped with any preps,if they ask for more,I will just leave and find other randoms🤷🏻‍♀️

[wooden pebble]

did i say LOO the whole island kek ...i emant loot

[wooden pebble]

o i

u dont leave...u gibe 15 and just stay for countdown

[patent breach]

It's ok cak, we know you speak ooga booga

[wooden pebble]

they not ready they can leave

[gleaming spear]

[wooden pebble]

u the host dfammit

u set the price they dont like the job they should leave not u

if u want to be agrrrieve u can kick them out from the opts

or just wait for the countdown...2 things will happen..they will get mad and leave.....they will agrree and get ready

stonks

swift buy pc and play with us

atleast for gta 6

[limpid pier]

hi does anyone know how to connect a ps5 controller to pc with a cable

all it does for me is charge it

😭

[wooden pebble]

i think it will be out together...gta6 is the most aanticiated and the most detailed game and the longest prodution time of any media

[limpid pier]

for me it just charges the controller

it doesn't appear on ds4windoes or inputmapper

[gleaming spear]

[limpid pier]

Ya but then it uses Bluetooth

And Bluetooth has lag for some reason

Cable is quicker

[wooden pebble]

brah,..for example....before all the leaks..l....if i told u , u could adjust ur sun visors in gta 6 ...u oculd call me crazy

[limpid pier]

ya but it uses Bluetooth while charging ur controller

I don't want it to use Bluetooth 😭😭😭

wired connection is always faster than Bluetooth

Bluetooth jus glitchy

[gleaming spear]

What if R* announce that crossplay between PC,PS5 and XSX is coming in the December update along with anticheat,I think it would be fitting since you guys will receive the e&e update too

[wooden pebble]

not possbile

the problem is they are not working on gta 5 anymore

they problem with anticheat in gta 5 is very diff from other games...

u have to understnad......gta 5 is a PS3 GAME

the core was designed from 2008 to 2012

so the sec they provided then is outdated now

now they cannt go back rework on all that

correct which is because they are out to date with their consoles

u cant provide enough security if u release a game in 2022 and except it to hold true after 14 years meaning 2036

thats the case with gta 5

gta 5 had great sec for its own time period

[gleaming spear]

There were modders on GTA online PS3 though the last time I played it in 2016 but yes the security for PS4/5 and Xbox are better now

[wooden pebble]

all the gta online updates are onyl worked on by the B team

everyone on high lvl and mid lvl has been moved to their best project meaning gta 6

u can just look back and see how many silly bugs and overlooks there are in recent dlcs suddenly which didnt exsit a few years before

[gleaming spear]

[wooden pebble]

prime example ....todo descrption as game name

i mean thats how any busnus works...all the top workers are made to work on the main project

and they use low quality members to just do the low end non priotitised work

[oak horizon]

low quality members💀

[wooden pebble]

but all other games..they dont provide content or support when they make new game or after 2 years

only r* does and with free content

[patent breach]

May i remind you rdo has same cheaters as gtao? And thats a ps4 game

[wooden pebble]

iam being a trill now...

if u ever worked anywhere u know

any org has good and low members and the owner will only trust the high priotity job witht he top members

[wooden pebble]

not as the same lvl of gtao

and again .....

beciasue of gta we forget the longivity of rdr too

rdr2 is 4 years old

[patent breach]

Actually same level , but none plays rdo, so no active modders making mods, existing mods are just in maintenance mod

[wooden pebble]

dark chaos

[patent breach]

Rdos "death" is it's strongest anti cheat...imagine....

[wooden pebble]

[patent breach]

It's not really about the age of code, gtao is p2p and devs don't even put bare minimum for anticheat

Even slapping on a third party anticheat would be way better at reducing god modders

[wooden pebble]

we can disagree

its not th "age of the code"

its the system of secuity

that was good at eh time of dev and release

and is outdated now because of the longivity of the game

and no theres no point going back and spending too much time and resouce to fix that after this many years when the next game is on the verge of annoucement

u can speak now about it becuase we are living at the future point .......to make it more relatable its in 2022 u make a security sys that will alst for even 2038

thats simply not possible

wat ever sec u put in 2022 will be good for now and will get outdated by 2038

[patent breach]

Cak, whatever security you say, a company only cares about it's money security, not yours, so every time something is "secured" via patch note, they patched a something that could lead to piracy or revenue loss

Prime example is google chrome , it's 2023 security patch is disabling ad blockers, and it's called security update, ad blockers cuts google revenue so they will patch it out

[arctic coral]

Hey everybody! I have a quick question: does anybody else have an issue with the red prismatic pain and the dark purple prismatic paint not showing in their customs?

[marble cedar]

nah you shouldve waited for gta Black friday and get that for 5 mil

[wooden pebble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GolL5pg7pjc

DIZ MAN

had the nerve to put gambling no 1

[gleaming spear]

[wooden pebble]

nvm

he found out is good

[patent breach]

Just admit you are an addict of gambling

[frail orbit]

Which version? 4 or 5?
I am stuck on 4 as I've got a level of insistence of getting it as high a level as possible
As in, 750 if it isn't for my clear bias to the next gen version
I want to transfer 4 to 5
But I may have to get it next year (as a extreme compromise so my mind can shut up about two next gen consoles)

This i like
Getting to help ghillie ease his pain a little before attempting PBH with randoms

[wooden pebble]

iam an addict to winning

[frail orbit]

Agent

[dusky timber]

hey your monitor seems to have been damaged in shipping

it's bent

[frail orbit]

Curved monitor

Lol

[frail orbit]

You are joking though, so yes, its ben

Why are reflections so shit?

[dusky timber]

why wouldn't they be in a game made for hardware from 2005

[golden berry]

It's a lie and you know it , it got bent because he hit his screen after loosing a game of fall guys

[frail orbit]

Spoiler alert: i don't play fall guys lmao

I am too old to get that angry over a children game (?)

[frail orbit]

Forza Motorsport 2, a game from 2007 did it better
Mosaic reflections are what make gta5 eae, gta5 eae

[oak horizon]

bre game froze before i get my cayo monies …….

[frail orbit]

Sad

PS4 or 5?

[gleaming spear]

I am not motivated that much to play on the PS5 version since I am usually playing it alone due to most of my friends being stuck on PS4 or moving to Xbox

But well I also did the mistake of transferring my character to the PS5 version and had to recreate a new one on PS4 version

[frail orbit]

Makes you wish the old transfer service was restored

That way I didn't have to forcibly keep poor old sausage man stuck on ps4 in the name of his progression and whatever online trophies I don't have alr

[frail orbit]

I am one of them stuck on ps4

3 43 am holy shit

[gleaming spear]

Oh well,trophies do transfer as well,make sure to get Platinum trophy(if you are interested in platinum trophies of course) on PS4 version of that before you transfer both your story mode and online data to PS5 version,you get a second easy no work needed platinum trophy popping up on your screen

[deft canyon]

Maybe because forza was more car oriented and every detail for the cars mattered more

[upper fjord]

Got at least 8k here

[lethal birch]

I have 5026 hours

Idk on the ps5 version

It doesn't show me

[patent breach]

6k hours on mine

[gleaming spear]

Oh my!You are a 2013 og I am guessing?

[gleaming spear]

Nice one

[wooden pebble]

[elfin arrow]

🧓

[wooden pebble]

[upper fjord]

Yes sir

[patent breach]

i supposed to be PC og but my retail GTA V copy got stuck in transition

so i played it a month later even tho i preordered it

[wooden pebble]

[wooden pebble]

since may 2020

[patent breach]

how did i die 60 times drowning

[elfin arrow]

actually how

i have 0 deaths by drowning

[wooden pebble]

hehehehe

[patent breach]

i mean i did like sitting in car everytime i drowned

but it can't be 60 times.....

[wooden pebble]

this only takes into acc the chips to turned into money and not ur actual winnings

[patent breach]

i know

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/dave-chappelle-money-gif-11000089

[patent breach]

i wish i didn't sell my old cars trying to buy new ones

[wooden pebble]

noob

wait only 13 on kar sales

[gleaming spear]

226days for me

[wooden pebble]

100milli on kar sales

[patent breach]

i don't actually never resell my car

bro wasted too much money

[wooden pebble]

dam they exposing yo boi jems

[patent breach]

want me to show my racings?

[elfin arrow]

goddamn i have a lot of minigun kills on pc considering how little playtime i have

[wooden pebble]

[elfin arrow]

i've just been minigunning everyone

[patent breach]

this is actually the weapon i use most times

[wooden pebble]

[patent breach]

but like i think sticky and rpg kills are a lot more

[patent breach]

i don't think you can have sticky kills as favourite

[wooden pebble]

nice sunset

r* did som nice cheeks for a 2013 ps3 game

git tea yeh sechs wen

[patent breach]

looks better than fallout 4

[wooden pebble]

i saw tat club scene from leaks tat gurl was doing kinky frekish stuff with the pole

also bery notable..they had amzing physics..when she was upside down her chest adjusted according to gravity and stuff

[patent breach]

cak, stop being sussy

[wooden pebble]

so mens benis moves when u run around neked kek

[wooden pebble]

wat i do

dese are very important detailed man

cyberbunk did benis size chest size...but r* doing freaking physics for ur chest and benis

thats amain detials

[patent breach]

🤓

[wooden pebble]

like ur clothes swaying acoring to ur movements

[patent breach]

gta v had it lmao

each game is just trying to reach gta v

[wooden pebble]

that comment was for gta 6

gta 6 ur clothes simulate physics acording to ur movement

meaning ur skirt sways around if u move ur turn

[patent breach]

yea

[wooden pebble]

ik u were hyped about the leaks

[patent breach]

aka every asian mmo

[wooden pebble]

but look at this

this was gta 5 beta

lookin like san andreas from a decade ago

and u know now in game how betaiful this place is

[lethal birch]

I thought that was the final version of GTA V

[patent breach]

on ps3 it looked like beta tho

[wooden pebble]

but the gta 6 leaks which was beta looks on par with gta 5 and even better than a loot of finished games

[patent breach]

dammit cak its not about da graphics

[lethal birch]

And on Xbox 360

[patent breach]

i need immersive gameplay

[wooden pebble]

this the finihed from ps3

[wooden pebble]

moving private parts isnt imersion for u?

adjusting ur cars seats, and mirrors, and sun visors isnt immersion for u

[wooden pebble]

u can adjust this in gta 6

[patent breach]

i don't even adjust that irl

[wooden pebble]

immersive gameplay

[wooden pebble]

fax

[patent breach]

gta better than irl confirmed

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/calculating-puzzled-math-confused-confused-look-gif-14677181

[gleaming spear]

[wooden pebble]

i feel u..but every game r* did set the standard for the best grapichs for that period

all from gta 3, gta san andread, gta vc, gta 4, gta 5

[lethal birch]

What about their other non GTA games?

[patent breach]

yea but they all had same director, houser

[wooden pebble]

they all were the top dogs of graphics during their point of release

[patent breach]

he left...so yea

[wooden pebble]

dan left sam is there

dan is part of gta 6 dev too

he left 2019/.... the ideas for gta 6 started 2012 1 year before gta 5 was released

[wooden pebble]

rdr2 for example still the best looking in gameply and stuff

[patent breach]

yea but finishing touches like gta 4 mailman npc that you see rarely are always added by directors at last , the details we love

so i'm scared about gta6

also this is general chat and i'm out

[lethal birch]

What about Terry Donavon, Gary Foreman and Jamie King (the other Rockstar Games founders)?

[wooden pebble]

its been 30 years...not everyone will be perment........these people werent around for rdr 2

and rdr series has one the the best sories

rdr2 made grown men cry

the story not online

[patent breach]

yea but how long till rockstar turns into bioware now

[lethal birch]

Yes, I really liked the Red Dead Redemption 1 story

[wooden pebble]

also

dj pooh the writer of san andreas is there

[lethal birch]

Ah yes, Bioware. I used to like their Star Wars the Old Republic MMO game, but now it is a bit boring.

[wooden pebble]

sam and dan houser didnt write san andreas...it was primarly written by dj pooh

anywas lets hop🫂

now back to topic....nice sunset

[patent breach]

i was talking about gameplay narrative and detail of rocksta games, that primarily depends on director, story i am not worried about

[wooden pebble]

absoutly not true

detials arnt dont by directors

they are done by devs

[patent breach]

yea but how will 100s of devs know what to put in and how to make it work together

[wooden pebble]

there a thing called team leader

lead design

[patent breach]

how will team leader know what to put together

unless director tells them

[wooden pebble]

ofcourse directors are there with all the lead team brainstorming detials

u dont need a director necessarly to tell them that the wheels should rotate if the car moves

but ofcourse directors are there with all the lead team brainstorming detials

these were started in 2012

the team dispersed in 2019

the sotry writing etc is done at thtat point

stwiching gears.......one of the peeps said there will be a mission where u stop some missile launch in a mission lauch site.....years ago

and funny enough there was a launch site shown in the leaks

[patent breach]

doomsday part 2?

[wooden pebble]

and u know wat the game everywhere made by sam houser had a sus ending to it if u see the trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA9KED8plEo

like the enitre game is a all in one game some metaverse somehting

and the ending is sus

the whole vibe, the art style everything is diff

[patent breach]

feels like fortnnite

[wooden pebble]

some specualte this might be gta 6

the ending part

but i doubt it

[patent breach]

if sam left rocksta just to build fortnite in metaversa

imma be very sad

[wooden pebble]

did u see that ending?

look at the detail

many say this is gta 6

[patent breach]

i think he just old, needs to eat more avocado

[wooden pebble]

u saw the vid?

[patent breach]

yea

[wooden pebble]

bruh no game has this lvl if detail i have evr seen

the skin contors the hair thing..the scar..the sweat in those countors

[patent breach]

its cgi

[wooden pebble]

its bouta go down some chemail nuclear formula kek

[wooden pebble]

no

there are 3d models made

[wooden pebble]

techanically everything u seee in a game is cgi nothing is real

[patent breach]

so? they will be downgraded/compressed

[wooden pebble]

u are completely missing the point

[patent breach]

this dude really named his game prject LLL

[wooden pebble]

ok then show me one game pic where the face is zoomed ina nd u can show me the details

[wooden pebble]

massive W

[patent breach]

you will get muted XD

[wooden pebble]

[patent breach]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbHj7BfeIRE

[gleaming spear]

Nostalgic

[wooden pebble]

@patent breach @gleaming spear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbkPNAX4JqU

after gta 6 comes this bouta hit me diff

[gleaming spear]

💔😔

[cerulean perch]

how do you do that? I mean like, what car, and what do you use to play the game?

[pliant glacier]

In short

Usually most cars need ECU upgrades on level 4, turbo and lowest suspension
Stock brakes, transmission (if you're new to drifting) and most importantly slippery tires (you find that at the LS car meet)
Practice drifting by firstly doing donuts, then learn things such as mid drive speed boost to help with drifting

That's basically it

*mid drive speed boost can help you gain power out of no where

[zealous torrent]

the clones

[keen jetty]

[acoustic musk]

made by sam houser
@wooden pebble Uhh you mean Leslie Benzies, Sam Houser is still president of Rockstar Games (publisher)

Benzies is the former president of Rockstar North

[wooden pebble]

t2 is the publisher not r* r* is purely a dev team

benz was also involved

its not 1 or 2 or 4 people

there was a team of people

tsam dan benz dj phooh just some big names

[acoustic musk]

If Take Two was the publisher their logo would appear on every cover of each GTA game, which it doesn't

You need to distinguish Rockstar Games the publisher seated in NYC from Rockstar North the developer seated in Edinburgh, Scotland, both have two different tasks

[patent breach]

Take two is parent corp, rockstar is actually publisher

Along with being dev

[acoustic musk]

They do voice acting and mocap mostly, there is a some overlapping, yeah

[patent breach]

Rockstar is the richest dev company isn't it? You think they couldn't handle publishing?

[celest spade]

Rockstar North is (was) developer iirc.

If it is still active.

[acoustic musk]

Yeah, mainly/exclusively the GTA series until GTA VI, that probably will be under Rockstar Studios like Max Panye 3/RDR2

So all studios working together on each project now, they were probably before, honestly

[pliant glacier]

drifty M4 bmw

its sooo hard to mid drive boost this car

it takes way too long for the character to gear up wadafok

[tribal moon]

my condolences to ur syndrome

[dense spruce]

Idc
A kill is a kill
Its all R* fault for not patching it

[tribal moon]

Sure
Cheaters can say same though

[dense spruce]

Its true tho

If it’s accessible? Then we have every right to do it lol

It is a freemode
So

Plus he started griefing on me with his mk2 nonstop an his buddy so
I did what i did lol

[bitter quarry]

e

[pliant glacier]

usually this allows me to drift pretty much any car, but im a keyboard player so i suck lol

[cerulean mist]

𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖌𝖊𝖓 𝖝 𝖘𝖕𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖗𝖊

https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck_kYurtHMX/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

stxnce_society

𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖌𝖊𝖓 𝖝 𝖘𝖕𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖗𝖊

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[pliant glacier]

had to sell that car today to tune the 10f

sadge

[cyan ravine]

i have NEVER seen this animation before

[abstract cipher]

only singleplayer

[tame bone]

gta 5 tram edition

[pliant glacier]

@wooden pebble

[restive fjord]

i think i can make that outfit.

[pliant glacier]

[pliant glacier]

yay

[oak horizon]

https://vxtwitter.com/furykickass/status/1592694507031605249?s=46&t=lnFNljB5hUwH8HyZ5Sj1jw

@pallid abyss @half sluice

[pallid abyss]

LOL

WHAT

[half sluice]

Bro had an aneurism

[oak horizon]

doodoo

[abstract cipher]

https://i.imgur.com/ncMk0J0.jpeg

ong

[mild kayak]

controller pad? nice drift

[pliant glacier]

whats that

[mild kayak]

are you using keyboard on that?

[pliant glacier]

yes

[mild kayak]

the way you steer doesnt look like you were using WASD

because whenever I press A or D to steer, it instantly goes maximum steering. unlike mouse steering, or perhaps controller pad

[pliant glacier]

if im able to i can maybe show a keyboard cam in a different video

[pliant glacier]

yes

what i do is press the key a lot of times

[mild kayak]

oh I see.

[pliant glacier]

then it starts, goes to a certain level, cancels, goes back to normal and the cycle repeats

[wooden pebble]

hey word they missed is HAD

THATS FROM 2001

its a great thing they shut down the idea....

W devs

listen let games be games and movies be movies....

fast and furious game kek

jamesbond game kek

thats how u ruin stuff

[wooden pebble]

L game L movie both Ls

every game doesnt have to made into a movie and every movie doesnt need to be made into a game

they dont go together

[dense spruce]

Imagine using jets just to grief

[karmic cipher]

name of the pants?

[oak horizon]

jogger i think

[dense spruce]

Pants

[oak horizon]

goofy ahh looken pants

[karmic cipher]

where would i find the joggers in the clothing store like which category

[dense spruce]

cheap ass lookin Dicky pants💀🗑️

[oak horizon]

only glitch

is it?

[karmic cipher]

i’m not sure

[oak horizon]

idk cuz my character is female n dont have those

[karmic cipher]

it looks like they stop before the top of the shoe

none of the pants do that

[oak horizon]

then it glitch only

idk how to do them

[dense spruce]

@half sluice
Goofy ass Mk2 Bitchbike thinks he can get away for griefing on me an my crew lol

[half sluice]

W

[oak horizon]

need more practice

[dense spruce]

As long as the missiles hit? It all counts

[oak horizon]

[half sluice]

!rule 3

[tardy stone]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 3

NSFW or objectionable content of any kind is strictly prohibited. If you are unsure if it is NSFW, you shouldn't post it.

Requested by

@half sluice

[lethal birch]

U cant, need to do a bookmarked job to get them (easiest way) or be host for Work Dispute

[half sluice]

@quick oyster

[half sluice]

Work Dispute job

Objectional content

• downloadable file that isn't safety checked

[oak horizon]

wut dis gonna do

words

[acoustic musk]

That is not GTA V's source code....

It's just script header files

Still a leak but not the entirety of the source code lol

[dense spruce]

Pc moment go dum

[pliant glacier]

@mild kayak sorry for the bad drift but u can see the keyboard now

[abstract cipher]

Same

Literally me

I have 2-3

Now always 0

[oak horizon]

beast with beard

[zealous torrent]

well do it once and get diamonds again for the next blue moon dch has money bonuses

[abstract cipher]

Better do one rn and get another

They 1.5x

[zealous torrent]

radstyke begs for modded heist

[abstract cipher]

Lol just ask Perry

Ong

[patent breach]

rad so popular, he has so many friends

[abstract cipher]

Me

[patent breach]

where did you hide the bodies? asking for a friend

[abstract cipher]

Inside me

#gta-online-mk2 message

[oak horizon]

hmmmm

[abstract cipher]

The problem is I cannot

Ppl partying hard and screaming

no

I looking at belt pics

[dense spruce]

Kosatka missiles does better at curving than Mk2 missiles🤣🤣🤣

[celest spade]

,

[dense spruce]

The KD tho😨

[celest spade]

Those are some numbers right there.

[dense spruce]

Modded PC accounts be like😨

Except its Xbox

[lethal birch]

Can you only sell one car a day now ?

[frail orbit]

Blasting earrape yuki no shingun with girls und panzer cursed images at 12 25 am

Shut the windows

Get soundproof foam

Easy right? Well. Its not

[frail orbit]

Why is the name censored? Something disgusting? Atrocious? Offensive?

[lone ravine]

They probably don't want randoms with mod menus joining them whenever

[celest spade]

Dunno who he is, from here or not. So, if even 1 guy runs after that guy, it might cause problems even if he looks like that. Just a precaution.

[zealous torrent]

protecting the identities of alienkind

[frail orbit]

Interesting observations

[frail orbit]

Its not that bad, right?

[lone ravine]

If they have your in game names they can join you even in invite only and solo sessions

[frail orbit]

Thats why I pretend to act like its ok
I've had too much shit with modders the equivalent of kdr farmers or just outright power mad people, that when I transitioned to console, I forgot they existed still

(Of course we saw this still ongoing, r* tried and the modders won after the epic giveaway, which revealed more cracks in the pavement)

[marble cedar]

5 golds? you cant make this shit up!!!

but sinsimito primary target...

[mild kayak]

I'm broke.

[golden berry]

Missing the panto f1

[minor geyser]

My bike bounced off a rock lol

this is why people get depression

[gleaming spear]

[lethal birch]

[abstract cipher]

Called a dorm

[dense shard]

hmmm it's why there is a whale on cayo

a killer whale that launch a op submarine car, heli and useless mini submarine

[mild kayak]

I want to thanks @feral slate
@elder grove
@silver saffron
For helping me accomplish the Criminal Mastermind.
Although I failed at some point and wasted you guys 3hours, you still didn’t gave up on me. Will never forget you guys.

[feral slate]

Mention not✌️

[patent breach]

now do doomsday

[elfin arrow]

it isn't hard

just having to do it 3 times is really lame

[patent breach]

hardest part is getting the teammates ,dcmm4 is hardest as you need 3 other matching time people

[dark steppe]

Speaking of doomsday @glacial ice don’t you still need to do 2 man?

[mild kayak]

I think they did. I’ll pass for now ✋🏻

[dusky timber]

i ran at least 4 cacaos every day during this event and i think like 3/4 of them were for the bottle

not a single diamond

got papers a couple times

[dusky timber]

@feral slate

[feral slate]

yes?

[feral slate]

well i got diamonds twice

[idle galleon]

turns out alternating characters for cayo tend to get me more rubies and pinkies, at least for my acount

setup > switch > setup > play > switch > play. cycle repeat

[dusky timber]

[glacial ice]

I certainly do

[dusky timber]

[blazing ruin]

Why not be a chicken?

Instead of getting a chicken outfit

U can then compare the 2 and say the graphics improved a lot

[mild kayak]

Bruh has 500m 💀

Now that is a mind numbing grind.

What did u do mostly this week. Still cayo?

Thought so, diamonds as target.

Ikr

I did diamonds with 2 other player. 70% and gave me like 2.8m i forgot. Did the prep within 30-45mins(doing job tp)

[autumn hazel]

im so unlucky

i just cant get diamonds

[mild kayak]

I feel ya. I only got 2 out of 10 this week.

[autumn hazel]

i got 0 out of 9

[dusky timber]

bratuha why would u do that

[autumn hazel]

i shit you not i got golds only once out of 9 tries

how is that even possible

[dusky timber]

should've grinded bread instead of rp

like me

[mild kayak]

I would do that. Im sure it will be done before the gta6 comes

[autumn hazel]

gta 6 will come out in like 2 or 3 years

maybe longer

[dusky timber]

bread = money

[autumn hazel]

grinding and fun can not be in the same sentence

ok thats true

[zealous torrent]

los pollos hermanos

[autumn hazel]

grinding for something and then actually achieving said thing feels nice

bro its just 100k

[zealous torrent]

cheapskate

[autumn hazel]

But it will be funny

Fr

Commit to the joke

[patent breach]

can they be black bread instead of white?

cuz yk, wholegrain is important

[mild kayak]

While i make coffee with my improvised auto pilot.

[patent breach]

when the loc is paleto bay

bro using parking cards ono a computah......do you not know about macros?

[mild kayak]

Wazdat

[patent breach]

anything like macro recorder or autohotkey

[mild kayak]

Nah, its just a 5mins flight. That card will do the job.

[elfin arrow]

ok but the cool thing about a script is that you press a button or two and it does the thing

rather than look for some object that may or may not be around your desk and then wedge it into your keyboard

[patent breach]

and you don't fuck the keyboard like a caveman either

[mild kayak]

Ill teach my kid to pls hold the W button for me.

Jk

[patent breach]

finally some usage of having kids

then you come back and see all of them playing roblox with thier virtual 8yo gf(35yo men)

[autumn hazel]

Bro im so unlucky at cayo

Theres always no fucking gold inside the compound

Maximun of like 2 or something

we leave the damn island with like 2.5 mil max

[tame bone]

Trams better be in gta 6

[deft canyon]

Horny rockstar

[dusky timber]

not gonna hit 100m this week but not bad still

that's 4 mil from elite challenges

[celest spade]

You

[dusky timber]

not bad for someone with a 9 to 6 job ig

[abstract cipher]

🅾️

[elfin arrow]

🦵

[dusky timber]

what is wrong with you

said i

[abstract cipher]

not my server idk

[pliant glacier]

broke ahh

🥱

[mild kayak]

Damn, you broke af. More broke than the drunk guy sleeping on side of the street wearing a green t shirt.

[pliant glacier]

I SPENT ALL MY MONEY IN DRIFT CARS

hehe drifte

[mild kayak]

So drifting is not a technique for competitive race I guess.

Smooth drifting btw

[pliant glacier]

the 10f is not the smoothest drift car so ty

im shorta building cars for drift when they're not really good at doing such

more for the aesthetic

[oak horizon]

selfie trick for more likes

[pliant glacier]

8 GB ram lookin ass pc

shotguns are somewhat underrated in this game i love using one

althought you do need a good aim unlike me

[hazy topaz]

dude must be running a office laptop

[subtle summit]

@lost wolf

[lost wolf]

💀

[pliant glacier]

Positive

[mild kayak]

“Is it worth it to buy yacht?”
“What’s your balance in your bank?”
“8million”
“Hell no”

[patent breach]

Very good Desscision

[subtle summit]

The 8 million one isn’t worth it

The middle one is

The most expensive one kinda sucks to get around on

[deft canyon]

I never had issues like these on 8 gb ram

Seems more like a slow hard drive to me

[mild kayak]

You mean the galaxy? I only know the difference in design. It has an easy access to helipad.

U buy yacht with your less than 10million budget and instantly broke af. And it doesnt give u any penny from it.
Then why did u buy it they ask.
Im rich.

[lethal birch]

I bought it too

Rarely I do the missions

They are fun

[mild kayak]

Oh yeah it has mission on that also. Forgot that

[thorn trail]

the fuck

[subtle summit]

I use the pisces

easiest to get from the front to the back, it has a tarp covering the piracy prevention area, and it isnt as expensive

[mild kayak]

Save 2 million for that, smart spending i guess.

[gleaming spear]

💀💀

[dusky timber]

@lethal birch started at $2270 - not too bad overall

definitely could've been more if i didn't ask for 15% on a lot of runs

[pliant glacier]

Single channel?

[wooden pebble]

@patent breach

[deft canyon]

Dual channel

[pliant glacier]

Mine is a single channel

That's why it struggles more

[deft canyon]

Just get another cheap 8 gig stick

Problem solved

[pliant glacier]

Doing that if i find a compatible ram stick

It's a bit expensive altought

40 dollars for a rather mediocre ram stick

[deft canyon]

????

Where tf an 8 gig stick costs 40 bucks

Also, its probably either ddr3 or ddr4

Compability shouldnt be a big deal

[pliant glacier]

Yes but eh

[wooden pebble]

https://twitter.com/TezFunz2/status/1593193133810266112?s=20&t=BT-8_T8IwdFyGmAujgOxEQ

Tez2 (@TezFunz2)

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Unlock the "Sinsimito Cuban Shirt" by completing the Cayo Perico Heist Finale
#GTAOnline

Twitter · Nov 17, 2022, 10:43 AM

@patent breach merch day

[lethal birch]

Its Cayo time

[deft canyon]

Wow... more pointless t-shirts

Yay...

[wooden pebble]

pointless for u and many

merch people love it

[rough blade]

yes

[pliant glacier]

Imagine

BRUH PANTHER STATUE????

I've never got that in 1 year of doing cayo

[feral jolt]

Anyone make a Machine Gun Kelly character in GTA?

[lethal birch]

Real

[oak horizon]

wuh

[gleaming spear]

Quite boring event week, literally the only things I like from this are the stunt races and Panther statue but this one is first run only

[marble cedar]

the economy breaks if they do a x2 money event on cayo

[zealous torrent]

rockstar hates people making quick money legitimately

[pliant glacier]

Ik you can't get it on normal weeks

But eh I've done the heist many times and even in special weeks it didn't appear

Same with diamond

Only got once and when i did the heist it kept glitching when i entered the casino

Loading screen would be infinite

[wooden pebble]

[smoky agate]

hehe boi

[pliant glacier]

[mild kayak]

Isn’t it for first time doing cayo only?

[zealous torrent]

yes, first time this week

[mild kayak]

Ohh, that meaning of first time.

[oak horizon]

stupid

it should be like 30%
not only once

[tender warren]

I’m finna load 2 accounts

Just for this week tho I believe I hope every cayo player takes advantage

[patent breach]

those are the only things worth for me, money can't get those

[patent breach]

i guess our wish for 2x bag space to literally rob the whole island will never be fulfilled 🥹

[patent breach]

we doin cayo?

[wooden pebble]

booo iam stuck

[lethal birch]

how the fuck did you get stuck THERE of all places

[patent breach]

dw cak, ill carry all the gold, 0% cut only for you

[wooden pebble]

i cant even control...i pressed e and he stuck in that walking and clashing on wall animation forever

reeeeeeee

[patent breach]

invite me whenever

[wooden pebble]

iamma rage quit

boo it was this set up and guns that all rest all done

but this stupid ragdoll stuck

[patent breach]

kill yourself won't work?

[wooden pebble]

CANT

NO EAZZ WAY OUT THIS TIME IT SAYS

[patent breach]

just drop a granade?

[wooden pebble]

brah i dont even have control

all i can go is move my mouse

[patent breach]

[wooden pebble]

i odnt even have wasd controls

[patent breach]

modder fuckin with you?

[wooden pebble]

no

i did it to me

i went on the other side got stuck and pressed e

so i stuck in animation now

@patent breach

i restarring

which app u want

[rough sage]

You can get out by walking 😂

I’ve done that before

[patent breach]

app?

[wooden pebble]

its not just pyschially stuck...its stuck and i pressed e to collect so i lose control over charecter and he goes inoto animation

[wooden pebble]

apprioch chao

come chao u hsould be sharp to catch my drift kek

[patent breach]

😭

[patent breach]

what you doin, ill roll

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/roll-gif-19477081

penris building mission

[golden berry]

We want fun not burry the economy once and for all cake

[little needle]

big brain dude parked his kosatka into a canal

[patent breach]

and the koastka is black

[golden berry]

That's the issue of people with not enough money to buy a sparrow

[celest spade]

Any other color deserves orb from me.

[patent breach]

i mean it was an nsfw joke, thats why they park sub there

[celest spade]

Exceptions are players from this server.

[celest spade]

Now that’s an interesting topic. Moderators wanna learn what you mean.

[golden berry]

No , i'm already calling my nuke

[carmine hollow]

poopy

[little needle]

lmao what the fuck

[patent breach]

[celest spade]

Now that would have taken too much work to make.

[patent breach]

I escaped with rubio heli after giving you the gold back , driving rubio heli @gleaming spear

@wooden pebble

[wooden pebble]

[gleaming spear]

💀💀

[patent breach]

jems took my gold bag and kicked me

[gleaming spear]

Jems is vicious💀

Jk

[patent breach]

[untold oar]

How do you have this screen size on PC

[elfin arrow]

what

it's literally normal 1080p

[untold oar]

the safezone screen size

Not the resolution

[elfin arrow]

you can change that

[untold oar]

where

Oh

[little needle]

FUCK YEAH

[gleaming spear]

Nice

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-meme-black-guy-cries-sad-man-thank-god-for-my-reefer-hood-news-gif-24902056

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/grrr-ferocious-smirk-fluffy-dog-gif-3442340

[patent breach]

I actually cost jems his panther payout by giving him 100% cut

But i got panther saved for a year now

[wooden pebble]

@gleaming spear

u gotta do wat u gotta do to survive kek

[wooden pebble]

oi nono u didnt do anything

new heist ahallege from next week

wat type of bonus is deseeee

100k brah from swimming and collecting 30 stuff

[mild kayak]

Got the panther also. 4 stacks of gold and 2 coke. And on hard mode.

[mild kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-mood-hamster-sad-emotional-gif-20645758

[little needle]

i dont give a fuck to hard mode or secondaries, all i need is the primary itself, i can do replay as much as i want anyways

[mild kayak]

Bruh, it gives 10% more. 💀

And ofc, wont you be happy about it if you prepped like that and do replay

[little needle]

wait can we fly it?

[little needle]

well if the gold is in compound its not worth even thinking about it as i do it solo

[mild kayak]

Is the west storage solo entry glitch patched now?

I mean, ive been doing this a month or 2 months ago.

https://youtu.be/TyWLgUk050A

[patent breach]

Always could (if your ceo kicks you )

[golden berry]

This is the last time we saw Chaotix the gta online enjoyer alive , he should've check in the back if there weren't Mr Juan Strickler Aka Blondie with a machine gun and a kilo of drugs before taking that valkyrie

[gleaming spear]

[lethal birch]

@grave jay here you go

Just jump out the southwest side of cayo and swim to the mines

[little needle]

yes

[gleaming spear]

Oh no😔

[gleaming spear]

W

[lethal birch]

@grave jay you want to jump off near the red and swim toward the yellow

[gleaming spear]

Hopefully the reward is something nice this time,last time we had this challenge in 2020,we got a go kart for free

[wooden pebble]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/yw8cs3/what_a_save_what_a_shame/

iam sleep

[gleaming spear]

Oh no,not that water magnet car💀💀

[wooden pebble]

[gleaming spear]

[wooden pebble]

[mild kayak]

Weird. It worked for me just now.

[golden berry]

Not a problem for me , i live at paleto bay

[gleaming spear]

[golden berry]

Can't have issues with pools if you live in an area where people are too broke to buy pools

[abstract cipher]

Remember when u are desperate In need of water just get one of these bad boys

[little needle]

its a 2 month old video, got patched like a month ago

[lethal birch]

Kosatka where?

[granite tapir]

At the beach

[patent breach]

What you mean i stole the heli already

[elfin arrow]

wtf are these numbers based on?

hydra has better handling than lazer? no it fucking doesn't

[lethal birch]

Speed e.g

Its based off GTABase

Website

[elfin arrow]

complete nonsense

if the speed of the hydra is 100%, lazer is 93%

[lethal birch]

Whats better then cause idk weather to buy Laser

i already have hydra

[elfin arrow]

lazer is way better obviously

[lethal birch]

Ok

[elfin arrow]

and those numbers are nonsense

[celest spade]

Hydra’s speed is 100%?

[zealous torrent]

unbelievable!!

[celest spade]

I only use it when i need its vtol but dont wanna use heli.

[rough sage]

yes

Sorry I didn't wait 2 hrs after one cayo to start the next lmao

wdym

i just got all cahs

is a painting better than cash?

wait characters?

ah

but separate money and everything?

WTF

I did not know that

[oak horizon]

bank monies da same

[rough sage]

so you just spend everything on one and make money on both

[oak horizon]

if you have no jobs then yea sure

[rough sage]

yeah

but the cooldown

granted you need to spend like 4 mil to make cayo efficient

how do you make a 2nd character

mk

so when i make another one it will be the same level?

im 98 rn

dope

finna finish the cayo on my main then go make another account

also wdym you have it on both

wont it go away after completing it

[oak horizon]

it will

think you get it once every week

or a month

for*

[rough sage]

oh wait is the kaosatka on sale rn? or was it just upgrades

dope

k ima go finish this

[lethal birch]

It’s showing right near my heli tho lol check the mini map

[lethal birch]

Bruh no way lazer is twice as fast as hydra in acceleration?

[elfin arrow]

those numbers are complete nonsense

[lethal birch]

Yeah i wonder how its calculated

[little needle]

whaat the fuuck

[pliant glacier]

bro a bit nervous when jumping off a heli

[rough sage]

@lethal birch cant start it rn?

yup

have not checked in it but that message says otherwise

K I’ll see

Pavel is singing lmao

[dusky timber]

these mfs really think they convince people.by making a moderator stand out by having an imppssible rank

[little needle]

convince to what? even if its a real moderator, fuck me if he or she didnt get kicked from the session by a modder

[dusky timber]

@abstract cipher

[little needle]

[abstract cipher]

meow

[dusky timber]

convince that they're a rockstar admin

[zinc blaze]

I really like those people on Xbox lfg channel, First they harass you for days inviting in partys / groupchat with like 70 members, and if you kindly ask to stop they reply in a nice racist way, sending gif of people spitting.. mah 🤣🤣🤣

He's a male, by the way

[abstract cipher]

modmail them

[zinc blaze]

I think modmail no take actions vs personal conversations/ Xbox party&group invites, no proofs can be taken

[rough sage]

the e to search is not popping up

Oh nvm

[granite tapir]

Its a glitch it's at the beach

[granite tapir]

Go directly to the green bag

Your character will clip through the walls once you press e on the green bag

[rough sage]

yes yes it did

[lavish shoal]

I was looking for something

[deft canyon]

Caked up, ngl

[faint fiber]

Best cayo I've ever had

[gleaming spear]

[frail orbit]

then no soundproof foam
(styro)foam is great alt

[frail orbit]

i think im gonna be sick (first and only ban, dating back three years ago)

[frail orbit]

i wasnt the only one nor the last then

[green basalt]

why not

[midnight sable]

still funny

[gleaming spear]

Lol

[smoky agate]

why your car looks like squidward

[latent plank]

What car is this LOLOLOL

[blazing ruin]

Mfs putting a roof box on their cars be like:

[latent plank]

@acoustic musk see how realism mods tone down the colors and it looks less cartoony?

[dusky timber]

mfs putting rain puddles on the road but it rains like 3-4 times a decade in there

[latent plank]

Nice touch tho lol

[lethal birch]

On my game it rains every 10 minutes

[acoustic musk]

This is why I can't take graphics mods showcases seriously, 90% of these videos are rain puddles at night because "muh reflections"

[idle galleon]

thats the point of the term realism

[latent plank]

I was using it to show how toned down colors make the game look more real, but this photo obvs have higher res models etc

[oak horizon]

yea it gotten cringy

[blazing ruin]

They love rain, what can I say

They should put a mirror at every stop light

To show the reflection of the car in the mirror

[oak horizon]

and them stupid water puddles

[lavish shoal]

Sounds like a very nice guy

[lethal birch]

I hope he doesn't orb you

[lavish shoal]

I killed him with my jet and left the game

[lethal birch]

The good ending

[frail orbit]

Stop shitting yourself. Its a turismo R
On a funny note tho, it is carward

[sharp canyon]

This Bug was weird

[patent breach]

and "realism" mods also seem to make car bodies out of ultra reflective mirrors

[blazing ruin]

Shiny

[golden berry]

OK y'all convinced me gta 6 will use definitive edition graphics

[lethal birch]

Gta 1 remasterd

[golden berry]

That would actually be cool

Having the first gta in the 3d universe

[patent breach]

gta 1 remaster is basically gta 4

[lethal birch]

And gta 5 is San Andreas?

[patent breach]

wait where was gta 1 taking place?

[golden berry]

When gta London remaster

[lethal birch]

Liberty city

[patent breach]

liberty city?

yea so we already have two remasters lol

gta3, gta 4

[lethal birch]

But Claude didn't existed until gta 2

[patent breach]

i mean gta 1 had any story?

[lethal birch]

Kill ppl

[patent breach]

exactly

[golden berry]

Yes you are cake kill everyone dont get caught

[patent breach]

we already have hd remaster which is gta 4

i need a new city instead of these 3

[lethal birch]

Vice city?

[patent breach]

its always, liberty, vice, san andrease

[lethal birch]

Gta 6 is vice city remastered

Thanks to the leaks

[patent breach]

basically

[lethal birch]

Second vice city remastered

I need to complete the definitive edition

[patent breach]

i don't even like miami

[lethal birch]

San fierro and liberty city best gta cities

For me at least

[patent breach]

i liked nyc and los angeles settings, they are basically peak Murica imo

[lethal birch]

I like San Francisco like a lot

That's driver San Francisco influence

[patent breach]

that was a good game

[lethal birch]

That was the GOAT

I like that liberty city is always dark

Kinda like the real NYC

I've been there

[patent breach]

yea basically cali and nyc are two spectrums of peak america imo

[lethal birch]

NYC is even so beautiful in AC3 and Rouge

[patent breach]

i kinda find it hard to see anything american about miami and greater florida tbh

[lethal birch]

Michigan is cool

Thanks to dirt 3

[wooden pebble]

kek

theres somehitng called optimization

rendering one pic heavy isnt the whole story

plus these mods nothing but increase contrast and reflection

r* grreat at optimizing....

[viral latch]

lol i can't post pics

[wooden pebble]

my train sim...is 100 gb....

[viral latch]

idk why

[wooden pebble]

lvl 5 u need to be

[viral latch]

alr

[wooden pebble]

just chat around in #gta-online

[viral latch]

alroght

[wooden pebble]

u will get there in 10 mins

[granite tapir]

It's normal

[little needle]

My 12 year laptop can run it without any issues so yes

[wooden pebble]

[pliant glacier]

The game is not well optimized it's just not that demanding

You can run it with some fairly decent specs "without problems" but doesn't mean it's a good optimization

[little needle]

My laptop even suffers at google chrome

I dont think its decet

Decent*

[pliant glacier]

If your PC is slow by itself then it struggles with Google chrome way easier than games

Mine struggles with it but it's not a bad PC at all

Sometimes it runs chrome fine other times it sucks all the ram and does nothing

Plus if you use something like opera gx it likely won't be the same case

[elfin canopy]

Dead chat💀

0/10?

[lethal birch]

3/10

[pliant glacier]

0/10

[languid mortar]

📱 📸 🖥️

[clear garden]

Do you guys think my characters jawline/mouth is recessed/unattractive

Like for real “?

Fuck you

Is he really that bad

I feel really upset now

Please say your kidding

[smoky agate]

That jawline