gta-media

[lethal birch]

He doesn't like the THEFT part

[thorn trail]

w?

[elfin arrow]

secondaries or no

[thorn trail]

u wanna see whole ss

it's modded anyway 💀

[elfin arrow]

well then it's an L

[thorn trail]

sad

[acoustic musk]

Nice self-snitch

[wooden pebble]

[acoustic mulch]

Ayo

[median fog]

that's uhm....one way to do it, sure....

[keen jetty]

I have too many cars

[glacial ice]

@supple moon

[abstract cipher]

We can play as squad

And finish heist money

I got act 2 and 3 done

U me Josh and Saturn

[inner niche]

Anyone got the nane of the car?

[zealous torrent]

obey 10f

on legendary motorsport, first page

[inner niche]

Thanks

[zealous torrent]

no prob

[glacial ice]

@abstract cipherim down

[abstract cipher]

Yea when

[glacial ice]

rn

[abstract cipher]

Got class 💀

[glacial ice]

nice spawn

[abstract cipher]

It prob ends 8 hrs from now

Goofy ahh game

[wooden pebble]

did doomsday with a lvl 120

i am for sure that he was gonna keepon dying ...man could even drivce the tank without crashing in that tunnel

and died in the first corner

then never died and we is done

[zealous torrent]

the apprentice becomes the master

[wooden pebble]

they even gave me 25 cut 😄

600k

[zealous torrent]

good gamer

[wooden pebble]

[untold oar]

#gta-tech-support

💀

It's in the guides

But I guess you already tried half of it so

Oh IP blocked

Offline mode?

[elfin arrow]

change ip, obviously

[median fog]

call ur isp and be like, "hey, give me new ip dangit"

[celest spade]

Then contact Rockstar support.

Even with vpn?

[median fog]

old picture I came across while cleaning out the folders.....guess I've always had shit luck. XD

[graceful rock]

Lmfao

[median fog]

only 1 million

[hot wraith]

Imagine

[lethal birch]

Oops

At least I killed the other guy that was in a jet

[lethal birch]

off-topic but my camera was once glitched in lsc, i could see my character's mouth from the inside, and it was disgusting ngl

[lethal birch]

My character's facial animations dead ass look cursed when I change her mood in snapmatic

[oak horizon]

lmao

[gloomy parcel]

[azure thorn]

9

Just a 9\

[pliant glacier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/890054560272510989/1040077568088473700/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2022-11-09_18-31-30.mp4

incredible spawn

thanks hit game gta v

[elfin arrow]

flying back from cayo 🥱

[tardy sundial]

We need a moderator in #ps4｜vehicles-lfg they have been arguing for awhile.

[pliant glacier]

[elfin arrow]

you know you can just hit find new session after scoping out the main target

[pliant glacier]

good point, however i have a mental capacity of a 9 year old

tbh how the fuck do you die to someone with a render distance like this

[elfin arrow]

i like how that cop takes a sniper shot to the chest then stands up a few moments later

[pliant glacier]

that happens with npcs as well

they built diff fr

[elfin arrow]

also isn't the input lag horrible when you're playing at that low of an fps

[pliant glacier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662774504149483550/905197998672326696/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2021-11-02_17-02-52_Trim.mp4

[pliant glacier]

yes

[pliant glacier]

look at the npc

he just stands there adn then dies

??????????

man im dead 💀

[oak horizon]

they added heart attack dlc

[patent breach]

your isp is blocking some social club ports , happens frequently with shared ips

[wooden pebble]

chosss

need to do this u

i have 1 bogdon and 2 act 3s kek

and 1 casino failed attemp with random

[patent breach]

it was a good joke by rocksta ngl

[wooden pebble]

it should have given 5 mill if u did as random and 10 mill if u did as host

[patent breach]

20 mil at least, 10 mil we already get from cmm

like 2 mil means nothing in-game now

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/brojanje-para-pare-2000dinara-2000-gif-20330525

yee but i take my 2 mill i try to finish this challege from r*

[patent breach]

if it would give me that mummy outfit from GTA+ for doing this

[wooden pebble]

u can literally finish all this as an random in 3-4 hrs

[patent breach]

which is worth more than 20 mil, i'd do it

[patent breach]

yea but reward means nothing....i need limited items

[wooden pebble]

u gets limited 2millis kek

[patent breach]

i'll join your for casino , only if you do lgbt rapper approach

[wooden pebble]

iam only doing as random

[patent breach]

doomsday finales are fun too....will join

[wooden pebble]

i have done TWO ACT 3

1 as host 1 as random with a 120lvl who could drive the tank in the tunnel without crashing 10 times

i will be doing the data breachs soon

[patent breach]

invite (for finale only )

[wooden pebble]

i gottya

but we try for elite

to make it challeging

paying for setups like a G

[patent breach]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-straight-gangsta-gangster-into-it-supportive-gif-10455620

[wooden pebble]

chao only 15 cut for u........i could have given 0 if possibel..but rocks star removed that and the booootiful asshole t shirt

[patent breach]

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/nobody-cares-nobody-cares-we-dont-care-i-dont-care-gif-22597963

[patent breach]

[wooden pebble]

[patent breach]

when will i ever finish dcmm4

um....okay?

got kicked from ac3 now im chilling in sand

[wooden pebble]

should i orb someone? i have never orbeed

for the award ofcourse

[patent breach]

YOU'RE A ORB VIRGIN? HAHAHAHAHA

[wooden pebble]

brah intwet net broke after theat

and now i have to repurchase

it didnt save my purchase

but it did save the money i lost wtf

[patent breach]

rocksta moment

[wooden pebble]

WAT IS OGIN ON

[patent breach]

mash "spacebar"

[wooden pebble]

SO i wasted 1 mill going this

[abstract cipher]

does it skip setups

cus not stonks if it doesnt

[patent breach]

just prep

[abstract cipher]

not stonks

finna waste another 2 hrs tryna beat avenger setup with randoms

[pliant jungle]

wait yall can buy setups yk

[patent breach]

why you gotta be like that bruh, i'm just trynna get bonus 2 mil

[junior forge]

my character aint male so i had to improvise

[junior forge]

Bonus 2m?

[idle galleon]

that's the risk you take

[pallid ember]

Who’s on ps4

Tapn

[tardy stone]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").

For

@dense briar

Requested by

@dark anvil

[deft canyon]

All that for just 2 mil? No thanks

[frail orbit]

Are you looking at prison break and act 3?
Those two heists alone are pretty much big gambles of skill

[deft canyon]

Especially with randoms

[frail orbit]

For me, I have enough skill, its just how the ai is built, the rapid fire shit must've been a thing during the lifespan on 7th gen
Its also the downside of being an under level 100

And even then, the rapid fire will shred your 200 hp

[dusky timber]

destruction success status:

[oak horizon]

prison break is ok and its just cuz of randoms its ass

[frail orbit]

MISSION PASSED, WE GOT EM THIS TIME

[frail orbit]

Damn, I have too much knowledge of my last year origins
Where were we? Oh yeah

Earning 5-100 on a kdr milestone achiever

[frail orbit]

Yes, the only thing I don't like is what the elite wants you to do
In layman: babysit rashkovski, speedrun your escape and extraction, and dont die

[celest spade]

I did Prison Break last night with randoms. Two guys were over 100, one guy was around 50 lvl. We did everything without fuckup on first run, until we jump out of the plane. Guess what happened? 50 lvl face landed on the beach and died. He spawned on the hill (it was normal mode), jumped down and died again.

[frail orbit]

Reminds me of when I parachuted into the blades when the heist was still fresh out of the oven @celest spade

Yes, this did happen, and yes, I was young

[celest spade]

That guy was gonna do that on our second attempt.

I was searching for him on air, dunno how he didn't.

[frail orbit]

I know I said "hey, demolition, move the chopper next time so I don't end up in the blades"

I had to come up with something so they didn't look at me as another dumbshit random

[celest spade]

When im demo, i wait outside of landing zone.

[frail orbit]

I may or may not parachute into the blades again

That what I thought if demo was to move the chopper

[celest spade]

On my earliest PB heists, i tried to enter where Rashkovsky enters (co pilot seat). Game forced me to use plane's front; i ended up killing myself with rotor blades.

Didn't know it was his seat.

[frail orbit]

He is always up front to take the stick
We never heard of rashkovski again
The only thing I can note is the different models
He used to be bloody mouth and glasses but now is bloodless and no glasses
Idk what happened that caused his mugshot to be a lie

[celest spade]

He got thrown inside, but guys outside tried to eliminate him "he nearly got a shiv for the pleasure" working with government. That's when his bloody model is shown.

[inner niche]

Its this right?

[simple smelt]

Yeah

What u see after clicking browse?

[simple smelt]

Ok after choosing a weapon u need to choose"upgrade"

This will make it mk2

[inner niche]

Ohhhh I didnt see that my bad

[simple smelt]

:))

As i said

Some guns need research to unlock all of their attachments

[inner niche]

Welp i went through 7 mil

700k

Not 7 mil💀

Im half awake rn

[simple smelt]

Lol

Dont upgrade everything

U only need some of the mk2 guns

[inner niche]

I wont

[lethal birch]

I upgraded everything to MKII I believe, since some smg’s gain more damage which can be used by the player who’s riding a bike

[graceful rock]

They usually choose me for the Plane, which is fine, but they keep dying. I'm the Random :/

[graceful rock]

[gleaming spear]

[gleaming spear]

Hardest Target 😍
One of my favorite adversary modes

[patent breach]

@gleaming spear we should play

Also weren't you blue?

[gleaming spear]

[gleaming spear]

Sadly I am not actually on PC,I am still on PS5

[gleaming spear]

🤫

I am just tired of the blue color so I changed to team red now

If only this game had crossplay

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-shut-up-be-quiet-funny-gif-19370091

[gleaming spear]

Jems

[wooden pebble]

AGENT 007 ENJOYER MEGA USUS

[gleaming spear]

[lethal birch]

Gerald contact mission it's time for my kuruma to shine

[gleaming spear]

Do you play any games which feature crossplay?

[celest spade]

A blue in red suit.

[wooden pebble]

[gleaming spear]

Undercover

[gleaming spear]

[wooden pebble]

[gleaming spear]

[wooden pebble]

[patent breach]

follgois

also yes woman's land (NMS)

[gleaming spear]

I have that installed,but well I am quite garbage at it though

[median fog]

so interesting feature of the new weevil.....when you hit motorcyclists they just park on your roof as you drive down the road....

[patent breach]

i mean i haven't played it for months, so im trash at it too

[lethal birch]

Hitchhiking 2.0

[median fog]

he cussed at me for like a mile down the road....lol

[gleaming spear]

It's fine,last time I played it was last month.Dm me your epic username,I will add you tomorrow.
We should continue this Convo in dms before we get muted here for irrelevance😳

[oak horizon]

crossplay ps and xbox only

[oak horizon]

lmao i would rage.. they should’ve added check point when we get on plane… and then ye i wouldnt hate prison break that much

[blazing ruin]

Crossplay with pc would be so nice

[oak horizon]

[wide heath]

crossplay with stadia would be so nice

[royal holly]

Since when?

[blazing ruin]

No, they're saying that if this game had crossplay they would want it to be ps and Xbox only

[oak horizon]

ye

[royal holly]

Makes sense

[lethal birch]

yeah it would

If google kept Stadia alive

[pliant glacier]

how the fu-

spider car

[oak horizon]

he started to believe

[pliant glacier]

creative ways to 1v1 a tryhard

ecks dee

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/890054560272510989/1040406224455336016/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2022-11-10_16-58-17_Trim.mp4

[tender tulip]

i like it its a nice heavy outfit a number to rate it 8 - 10 because i can see the back of the neck i kinda dont like that soo yea

[fiery olive]

I be bored

😳

[gleaming spear]

LOL

[pliant glacier]

Troll complete

I deadass didn't think that was gonna work

[buoyant compass]

We don't want y'all around our parts

[dim rock]

Imagine GTA 6 Online being a different city from GTA 6 Story Mode

[wooden pebble]

it cant be

[untold oar]

Game would be 500GB

With the minimum system requirements being a RTX 3060 💀

[dim rock]

Average game from 2022

[dim rock]

LMAO i thought this was general

[bitter beacon]

@grave urchin

check this out

[grave urchin]

ok

[bitter beacon]

see if it's listed

[grave urchin]

ok no I just watched that like 10 mins ago I remember

lemme try and find a clip of the music

[bitter beacon]

alright

[grave urchin]

GOD DANG IT

search up beasty gta 5 ending its all over and go to 37:09

Beasty*

[hearty rivet]

that surveillance cam scene was cool

[gusty rain]

10/10 which store you got it from

[quiet tangle]

Nigeria

[elder shore]

rate my fit

[deft canyon]

Goofy ahh fit

[elder shore]

troll oufit

ppl get mad when they die to it

[deft canyon]

I would too

[elder shore]

then it works

im happy with it

i have the same fit but with cluckin bell mask

[oak horizon]

wut bout mine

[elder shore]

it looks like the typical noob fit

no offense tho

[oak horizon]

just a game

[elder shore]

yea

the cluckin bell one

ofc it doesnt show the fit

but you can see half of it

[oak horizon]

there always a player in lobby with same outfit as that lol

[elder shore]

couldve been me

who knows

[celest spade]

It is November. Go get some clothes.

[oak horizon]

:spongebobtrigger:

[lethal birch]

Boobs

I don't like the boobs I prefer the cake

But it's November

[lethal birch]

It's clucking time

[broken junco]

a crisp 5 out of a 6.5

[pliant glacier]

Booba

My fit is rather drippy
Not a tryhard outfit just military wannabe

I changed it but I forgor to save

Gang shit

Also if you're bored always do this with randoms

[oak horizon]

[pliant glacier]

[sharp canyon]

i just want to Fly back from the party of cayo perico to los Santos and, this happens

here is, where i landed....WATER

And here, i found something...the whale

And all after that, i spawned a dingi boat nearby and sailed back to los santos

[acoustic mulch]

.

Niko with shorts 🤢

[languid mortar]

looks fine to me

[wooden pebble]

wear some clothes lady

[dim rock]

Bro? 😭

[wooden pebble]

[gleaming spear]

[gusty rain]

[lethal birch]

What's the name of this

[errant plover]

Are you like genuinely asking

APC

[lethal birch]

Yes

[lethal birch]

Oh ok

Is it good

[errant plover]

Eh, you need someone actually manning the turret, while someone else drives

[lethal birch]

What about main cannon

[errant plover]

I don't use the main cannon so Idk, I only use the rocket battery

[lethal birch]

Do u need a friend for both?

[faint fiber]

Since everyone's posting their characters' drip

[errant plover]

Yeah, one separate person drives, and the gunner seat is its own too

[patent breach]

i went afk after queing quick cayo heist from phone, i came back and saw this screen ....LET ME PLAY THE GAME FFS

[silk cipher]

damn but lucky ngl

[abstract cipher]

[oak horizon]

helps alot with crates supplies

[wooden pebble]

🇼

[gleaming spear]

This is nice👌🏻

[ember yew]

v nice

[faint fiber]

Thanks

[lethal birch]

I think it's fine

[wooden pebble]

[gleaming spear]

Jems

How are you?

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/enemy-cute-good-smile-thumbs-up-gif-12446275

[unreal root]

Anyone got a good girl outfit

Reply to the upper message with one if you got one so I get a notification

[patent breach]

Shorts and cold shoulder tops, done

[wooden pebble]

@celest spade

OMG 1 IN A BILLION HAND

all our 3 cards weree the same

ace, jack,9

[celest spade]

Don't ping me with your mod menu wins.

[wooden pebble]

sowry for pings

[gleaming spear]

[wooden pebble]

we straight

gibbe me monies

[gleaming spear]

Should change your nickname to "Cake - Poker enthusiast/enjoyer"

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/fax-rant-funny-meme-spittin-straight-fax-doe-gif-15979400

[hot wraith]

Nice way of putting it

[faint fiber]

waltuh

[wooden pebble]

ok beging to lose a lot

[acoustic mulch]

Bruhhh

[tired shoal]

My favorite outfit

[cerulean mist]

average gta race

[deft canyon]

Where's jesseh

[lethal birch]

In jail

[graceful rock]

Mine

[mystic yew]

Oke?

[dusky timber]

generic

[dark steppe]

Mfw Pole Water car

[tired shoal]

Ironically that retro custom is always there

[tired shoal]

I can't recall 1 outfit I haven't used glitches on

[little grotto]

Does anyone know how to fix the “the rockstar services are unavailable rn”?

[cerulean mist]

never seen one of those before

[mystic yew]

Use vpn

[flat path]

only in gta v

[languid mortar]

u should have been in the session i was in where there was cargo planes and kosatkas in the city

[flat path]

yes but that's modded

[flat path]

context: I was falling and jumping up with the booster

until some lazer eventually came around

[flat path]

small metro

[agile wedge]

https://youtu.be/SAd-lVm8irc

[iron sky]

10 out of 10

[graceful rock]

Just one for me

[pliant glacier]

this weather

massive L

[little needle]

Results of griefing a modder i think

I also got kicked out of the server

And i cant go to pc settings to get the resolution back to full

[flat path]

wha

[little needle]

It crashes when i try to get into the screen tab

I dont know what the actual fuck is going on

Trying to restart my pc

[flat path]

manually plug your pc out

when starting up go into safe mode

then try to figure out the issue

[little needle]

I just powered it off and on, fixed itself

[pliant glacier]

magic

[flat path]

wow that is the solution to many problems

[little needle]

Lesson learned: never ever mess with a modder

[flat path]

lesson learned: you should have fun unless it's outcome may be bad

[elfin arrow]

🤳 🖥️

[oak horizon]

download ps remote play app and then take SS just so these pc peeps don’t complain

[sleek grail]

how is the paint job glitched

looks like a normal crew color

[elfin arrow]

it's colored chrome

i think benny's wheels on everything they don't belong on is peak ps4 player

at least i put off road wheels on my lazer

frozen money epic modder moment

[sleek grail]

i thought colored chrome was intended

[elfin arrow]

[sleek grail]

😿

[pliant glacier]

Your vid made me inspired to use rockstar editor again, Finally managed to rec this

[fiery olive]

feel free to screenshot

[pliant glacier]

screenshot'ed

[fiery olive]

lol got another one

[scarlet scroll]

I like y'all's cars

[fiery olive]

Thanks chief keef

[inner niche]

Soo uhh this happened

[elfin arrow]

yes, the SA animation

[inner niche]

Yeah

Why tho lol

Im guessing they used the same animation system

[elfin arrow]

that happens when the game doesn't know how to physics

[inner niche]

Ahhh

Still cool tho

[tired shoal]

I have done too many

[languid mortar]

is that an omnis e-gt or..?

that looks like an 8F drafter

[fiery olive]

nah

[tired shoal]

Glitches are life

[pliant glacier]

this car is interesting

[patent breach]

mod drift go brrrrr

[pliant glacier]

its not a mod lol

its an old technique used in cars which had very low grip

there are only a few ones that work tho

[patent breach]

oh the double clutch thing

[pliant glacier]

nope

suspension

[patent breach]

[pliant glacier]

you can see its way lower than it should

thats what makes it slippery

[patent breach]

lower makes it wheels become ice? hmmm

[pliant glacier]

yeeeees

ima show how to do it later

its really easy actually

[patent breach]

to me the transmissions sounded exactly like drift mods lmao

[pliant glacier]

all u need is a gun and no bullet-proof tyres

[pliant glacier]

never seen those

the gta online experience

[languid mortar]

What car then

[fiery olive]

idk

[patent breach]

ohhh the tire pop thing

[pliant glacier]

it is

[pliant glacier]

i think?

you shoot the rims

[patent breach]

yep

[pliant glacier]

yeee

that

[patent breach]

tbh i never tried it lol

i should try it tho

[patent breach]

thats the schafter v12 right?

[pliant glacier]

It's something like schwalter

[patent breach]

[pliant glacier]

idk i forgor

I hate those German names

Schwalbtsjfoabtnakq

Schwartzer

[strange sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqTU8sJrCVo

Just some guys walking across the GTA map

Without dying

[dense spruce]

They’re trash tbh
If my crew would’ve stayed? These two clowns would be crying but they still lost against myself
They just don’t stop trying since im solo against them

[gleaming spear]

💀

[regal zinc]

Hate to say but that is such a basic gta player look

[regal zinc]

Sounds like you’re pretty mad

[dense spruce]

Why would i be mad if they never killed me ?? Lol

im just literally laughing how they’re constantly trying

[lone ravine]

@simple smelt

[simple smelt]

🤣

[regal zinc]

It is a game, what else would they do anyway

[dense spruce]

To go play something else ?? Idk lol
I made new clips to post their idiocy on tiktok

[regal zinc]

Why would they play something else?

[dense spruce]

The amount of embarrassment they received

[regal zinc]

What embarrassment lol, they lost in a game

[dense spruce]

wym what embarrassment??
They tried to kill me using
Deluxos
Sparrows
Mk2 bitchbikes
Khajalis
Avenger
An somehow ?? They still failed
i made about…13 clips of them
Yawn

[regal zinc]

I still don’t see what embarrassment they suffered lol, it’s just a game

[dense spruce]

[celest spade]

Melon is right tho.

[lone ravine]

IT WAS FOR THE AESTHETIC

[woven carbon]

lol

[patent breach]

@wooden pebble how is the gambling addiction going?

[lost wolf]

Fake

[lethal birch]

Casino with 4 Ppl is fun when they are skilled

[patent breach]

even more fun when 4 people do yung ancesstor approach

[lethal birch]

If only my friends had ps5

No just no

[elfin arrow]

i refuse to believe someone genuinely likes this

[lethal birch]

He does

[stark jay]

bro these chinese QQ bots are getting annoying af 💀

they evolved from sending messages to the chat to sending everyone a notifcation on the phone

[gleaming spear]

LOL

[west stag]

they crash ur game too if u try to kill them

[zealous torrent]

oh so that's why i've never seen people try to, lol

[sacred ravine]

Can anyone help with doomsday set up ASAP

[sleek grail]

#archive-xb｜doomsday-lfg

[sacred ravine]

Empty chat

[elfin arrow]

ok, asking in the wrong channel won't help

[sacred ravine]

Can ask what I want lol

[elfin arrow]

no, you cannot

[sacred ravine]

Not shitposting

Yes I can coz I did

[elfin arrow]

looking for group is exactly what you're doing

[sacred ravine]

I’ve found the group

So no I am not

[tribal moon]

Is all that chinese shit?

[acoustic musk]

Well, QQ is a Chinese messenger like WhatsApp I think? So yeah it's definitely Chinese

[tribal moon]

Fuck’em
They r so annoying
Mf sends 1000 times messages, notifications and invites. Like wtf?

[pliant glacier]

i love this game

[elfin arrow]

that's not bad

[stark jay]

true

they even promote their own websites

not only QQ socials

[cerulean mist]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck6fKE_t8gs/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

stxnce_society

Cheeky duo snaps with the homie

Instagram

[green basalt]

i was so broke

[lethal birch]

Chilling with ma man frank

[delicate imp]

Join Xbox!

[rotund path]

Come watch the stream!!!

YouTube @obtuse waspRayne

Wife and I found races

[tired shoal]

Proof

[lethal birch]

[tired shoal]

My other Ellie

[daring yoke]

walmart got the best nike techs

[gritty thistle]

Nice

[gleaming spear]

Poor npc😔

[lethal birch]

Hahaha what is that

[daring yoke]

fake nike tech

[torn temple]

@lethal birch picture this, but in gta 5 online

[lethal birch]

I would 100% rock that

imagine griefing dressed like that

xD

[torn temple]

rockstar needs to add one

[pliant glacier]

i thought it was a npc but its actually a player in ghost mode

[gleaming spear]

Okay then I no longer feel bad for them

[pliant glacier]

The funniest thing is that i didn't know it was a player until he got out of the car, STOLE THE VAN AND DROVE IT STRAIGHT INTO A WALL and crashed

Then i just kept going to my destination lol

[gleaming spear]

💀💀

[frail orbit]

Fuck

Tried to stand on it

When he ascended he ended up lopsiding

Was perfect upright

I stood on it when he ascended again and he ended up upside down, and exploded

In complete "oh shit gotta go" fashion i booked it out

[subtle wolf]

Hi! Im doing a project of a collaboration of GTA and the brand vivienne westwood

I was wondering

If you guys could help me by just giving me opinions about gta in general

And why do u like it

😄

Thanksss

[patent breach]

I thought you hated casino randoms

[gleaming spear]

I do
Been losing brain cells because of them

[foggy lake]

Fit

[royal glen]

Dear god

[pliant glacier]

god.. how can you even play with randoms in casino heist?

even when im with friends and in a call, they're always hard to lead and one small mistake of theirs and the whole thing has to be reseted

[royal glen]

I did but the random was a rank 1380

[pliant glacier]

the random wasnt very random i see

i simply cannot trust anyone doing this heist lmfao

cayo is okay because eh just pew pew guards

but casino?

ape together strong

[royal glen]

This outfit any good

What

[foggy lake]

Yo how i send pics xd

[foggy lake]

Oh lol how?

[gleaming spear]

I don't like playing casino heist with randoms😭😭,I have trust issues with them,even the high levels sometimes act like numbskulls alerting guards,not knowing the vault layout and how to hack,the clowns who shoot during big con just to name some of my experiences with randoms💀.I am gonna stay away from casino heist for a few months after this casino heist event week ends, it's so frustrating

[patent breach]

Mine was 1500, was killing gaurds in front of cameras

[gleaming spear]

Exactly

[elder shore]

nah its a set amount

[patent breach]

Buncha babies

[elder shore]

i was doing a better job at lvl 50

most of the high levels are ass

[deft canyon]

Ranks really dont reflect someone's skill on PC

A lot of the times the rank is modded

[patent breach]

ranks are even more modded in console due to too many rp glitches lmao and old gen trassnfers

[golden berry]

Inflation and ranks are ironically the same between console and pc , they both glitch/cheat the same

[patent breach]

very ironic fr

[gleaming spear]

Exactly,too many fake high levels on consoles who did that popstar glitch months ago

[upper fjord]

Tfw your so bad at griefing you resort to OC

[gleaming spear]

[dusky timber]

look

it only happened once

[little needle]

fuck the modders

even rpg spammer jesus wtf

[green pier]

my gta car just done 400mph

[true bolt]

Tits out👎

[gleaming spear]

You got him good

[marble cedar]

recreated astro soup's terrorbyte

[oak horizon]

down bad

[abstract cipher]

i made my moc watermelon coloured

[oak horizon]

noooooooooice

there should’ve been watermelon livery on moc or terror

[frail orbit]

That means they are level 1282 but have the skill level of a level 34

[oak horizon]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

Nice! Thanks so much. So 9 different spots for clothes I guess I just go to any out of the 9 i don’t need to go to all ?

[oak horizon]

yes

i always find them on airfield and north dock plus secondary loot coke

[lethal birch]

Is it still easy to pick up a uniform if I’m using the drainage tunnel as entry point ? Wont I have to arrive just to go far away and come back again ?

[zealous torrent]

if you do drainage tunnel you can still opt for other entry vehicles instead of the kosatka

but if you do go for kosatka straight to the drainage tunnel, then no real point for guard uniforms

[autumn hazel]

how is this even possible

why do i have the heist setup board in my telephone

[oak horizon]

pc

[mellow thunder]

Activate windows

[woven carbon]

the heck

[little needle]

no, an activation code costs 2700 here

who the fuck needs landing gears?

[mellow thunder]

[lethal birch]

Thanks

Anyone know where I can get this suit ?

[oak horizon]

i think that is from when you collect all playing cards collectables around the map

[lethal birch]

Damn making me work for it

[oak horizon]

it fun only 50 if i remember correctly

[steady gull]

Lol

[lethal birch]

Cayo is literally on my mind 24/7 I think I have a problem

[oak horizon]

it was mine before the nerf

[hot wraith]

Bug or glitch maybe?

[lethal birch]

For me it still is now that the new dlc comes out in December

[hot wraith]

You do

[lethal birch]

Cayo? Yes

At least 1 at day

I'm good with tequilla

[lethal birch]

Made in Scotland

Yezzir 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

That's why British humor its the best

Simeon Pegg an underrated actor btw

[hot wraith]

Any clothing store

[lethal birch]

Independence referendum next year

[lethal birch]

The land that brought us Colin McRae

🥹

Collin McRae, gta, television, telephone, fridges, flushing toilets, the list goes on, you’re welcome

Scotland 🤝 Italy

If you understand why you get a cookie or something idk

I will send you a pizza

Well for me it’s because my in-laws are Italian and I visit abruzzo on the reg

[lethal birch]

Dude you have good taste

I'm from the southern Italy

We did take haille selassie in for refuge after you booted him out Ethiopia but that was in the past lol

[lethal birch]

Beautiful

[lethal birch]

U have a ps5 mate?

[lethal birch]

Ps4

Damm

I want to play with you

[oak horizon]

[lethal birch]

When i get ps5 I’ll hit you up 🤝

[oak horizon]

ps5 version gta?

[lethal birch]

Yes

[oak horizon]

oh

[lethal birch]

I met a guy in lobby yesterday and because I had Scottish in my ign (he’s from Glasgow) he hosted b2b perico for me like 5 times just to be nice haha it’s first time I’d ever done it

[oak horizon]

if it was ps4 version u could still play with ps4

[lethal birch]

Send me already the request mate

[lethal birch]

I still have my ps4

But ps5 is better

But nothing beats (at least for me) the ps3

Yeah and I heard a lot of the updates for the game after this year will be ps5 only so I think I’ll get one soon. Sure add me my ign is scottish_haddock but im not online ig at the moment

[oak horizon]

at least for you indeed

[lethal birch]

I mean your PSN name

[lethal birch]

That's what I said

[lethal birch]

That is my psn name sorry not 100% with lingo yet I only got a PlayStation a few weeks ago 😅

[lethal birch]

Eh don't worry

[keen jetty]

Finally made an outfit that compliments the mask

[lethal birch]

What is your rank in gta btw?

[lethal birch]

That's one HELL of a outfit

[keen jetty]

lol thank you. Very Punny

[pliant glacier]

*didn't expect this car to be able to drift at all, kinda surprised

[oak horizon]

i want that face mask but without that whole ski mask

[steady gull]

I’m certainly sure that everyone wants it like that

[oak horizon]

the other masks are just so big ass

[burnt junco]

Took a ss of chop cuz idk. Adorable when he’s sleeping lol

[untold pumice]

🤡

[tardy stone]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 5

Uphold mature conversations and respect each other; excessive profanity, hate speech or any kind of harrassment will not be tolerated. This includes spam, as well as toxic and aggressive behavior.

For

@untold pumice

Requested by

@keen jetty

@harsh vigil We neither condone nor punish the use of online mods or glitches, unless it's impacting our users in a negative way.

That being said, detailed discussions on how to do or find glitches and online mods are not allowed. This includes mentioning mod menus by name.

For more information, see the "Be Honest" section of the Community Guidelines: https://discord.com/guidelines

Requested by: @keen jetty

[keen jetty]

Lmaooo

Looks official

[azure cape]

0/10

[royal glen]

Holy shit this was 5 days ago

You dont need to reply to it

[keen jetty]

lol

[azure cape]

just a reminder

[oak horizon]

crispy

[graceful rock]

Same, sort of

[elfin arrow]

drip™️

[quiet tangle]

🤡

[gleaming spear]

Yes

@patent breach

[gleaming spear]

Nice!

[patent breach]

i love console users , we don't have these on pc 😭

[gleaming spear]

After I made the score 1-1,dude decided to camp again in his facility for 2 hours so I hid under the construction site hearing him desperately trying to orb me again but failing until he left💀

[gleaming spear]

[gleaming spear]

Move to console🥺

[patent breach]

gimme a ps5 🫠

[gleaming spear]

[gleaming spear]

LOL!

[pliant glacier]

im fucking dying rewatching this

[gleaming spear]

Not cool that you stole his oppressor like that

[pliant glacier]

and that was the second time i stole his opressor

the fact you can just punch people and steal their bike is one of the funniest possibilities in this game

[wooden pebble]

[pliant glacier]

its incredible what this plane can take

[patent breach]

@gleaming spear I was thinking of creating a new char, just so i can record the classic online intro....

easily the best intro of any mmo of decades

[pliant glacier]

ive been way too addicted to this car and its drifting physics

[gleaming spear]

You would have to delete one of your characters though in order to create a new since you have 2 iirc?

[patent breach]

i have 3 gtao copies

[gleaming spear]

Whyy

[patent breach]

cuz i just like the game that much

[gleaming spear]

GTAO Enjoyer really fits you

[frail orbit]

Makes sense to me

[frail orbit]

I have 3.9k hours, at least on pc

[patent breach]

my steam review for GTA V

@gleaming spear

this was before epic game free giveaway hehe, so now have 3 copies

[gleaming spear]

Niceee!I have 4.6k hours on PS4 version and 750 hours on PS5 version at the moment(I am not to motivated to play alot on this version to be honest)

[gleaming spear]

W review

[gleaming spear]

💀
I actually claimed the game when it was free on epic games 2 years ago so that I would have it ready if I ever get a pc

[patent breach]

smart swift

[gleaming spear]

[patent breach]

time to record that nostalgia, before it goes away forever

og ps3 character creation was eve better, lifestyle selection

too bad i never got to experience that cuz i started on pc

[gleaming spear]

Facts

[gleaming spear]

Why would it go away forever,are they gonna remove the intro from PC soon?

[patent breach]

cuz they removed it on ps5? right?

[gleaming spear]

Yes

[patent breach]

yea so hsw coming to pc, they will remove it

[dense spruce]

@half sluice

[gleaming spear]

Oh yeah,this makes sense now,they will bring e&e stuff to PC so they might do that there too💔

[patent breach]

new intro is souless lmao, same as every other f2p mmo

[half sluice]

this is drilled into my brain due to all the cayos ive done

[patent breach]

just distasteful

[dense spruce]

Cayo Heist Alarm including the Vault alarm together gives me Nightmares
All the other Heist alarms are just wack an mid

[patent breach]

ikr, with credits rolling in, like a start of a movie

cinematic af and this was in 2013

[untold oar]

GTA online devs not getting credit anymore

Only in story mode

And in their new site

But that's just the story mode credits

With some new devs

[gleaming spear]

Jems

[wooden pebble]

[acoustic musk]

I guess it's cheaper to just play a bink video instead of having a scripted in-game sequence as an intro ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[dense briar]

So what was the point of this screenshot?

[wooden pebble]

[lost wolf]

Gta media

[wooden pebble]

[gleaming spear]

You chose aggressive approach for casino heist right?

[wooden pebble]

YAS

AGRESIVE WITH NO DUGGON IS MY SECOND BEST FAV MISSION AFTER ACT3

[gleaming spear]

No duggans

And without reinforced armor outfits

[wooden pebble]

just neked skin

[gleaming spear]

Which gunman did you choose?

[wooden pebble]

all best

[gleaming spear]

[wooden pebble]

stealing dem zhabas

[gleaming spear]

Why the zhabas though

[wooden pebble]

to gibe me a disadcvatage

i habe to use these in the finale till the drop

[gleaming spear]

[wooden pebble]

all seteups done going for finale now

but noby to play with

[gleaming spear]

4 players finale?👀

[wooden pebble]

2

[gleaming spear]

Relatable

[wooden pebble]

swift go to walmart buy a pc and play the finale with me

i gibe u 30 mins for all this

timer started already

[gleaming spear]

[wooden pebble]

[gleaming spear]

Sure,fill my wallet first

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/cayo-perico-gtav-rockstar-games-gta-gtaonline-gif-21695470

[gleaming spear]

[wooden pebble]

i mean i did act 3 twice with 2 randoms

one a lvl 120 too

this past week

i could end up doin that

i ran inot my sparrrow and it explosded

[gleaming spear]

Facts

[wooden pebble]

REALLY

so dch randoms are worse?

i dont play casino too much as ddomms so i dont know

freaking hate this bra,...now i cant stop dancing

[gleaming spear]

Yes they are extremely awful on silent and sneaky and big con but however you probably won't suffer this much with them on aggressive since it's the most straightforward and most foolproof as well

[wooden pebble]

[gleaming spear]

Good luck Jems

I gtg now,see ya

[wooden pebble]

i hate these dudes

just join finale and ask for more cut

if u ask me me no money please give me more cut.. i give u 50 no hesitation

but this cheeky attitude

[dense spruce]

@half sluice
Love making people rage lol

[dense spruce]

1 thing that Depressor fucktards hate ?? Is someone wall glitched lol

Don’t grief on me with a oppressor unless you wanna get smacked XD

[half sluice]

Made a hoe so mad he blocked me because my internet went out when I tried to help him sell

You know who you are if you see this

[dense spruce]

People be soo sensitive asf lol

[half sluice]

fr

Clown really said "You're a piece of shit." 🤣

[royal glen]

The best loadout

[half sluice]

Combot Shotgun + M16 + Heavy Sniper MK2 + Navy Revolver

[wooden pebble]

i still dont understnad..u need 2 to play casino finale...and if i have 3 dudes playing and 1 left the mission should end and force me to freemode its studpid........i still meet the reqquirement of 2 dudes,,, left him quit the game should just continue

[oak horizon]

why you do casino

[half sluice]

cayo gets boring

I've found myself attached to casino now

[patent breach]

@gleaming spear @wooden pebble

the music was just

[gleaming spear]

[gleaming spear]

Ikr

[gleaming spear]

So how did it go?
Pass or fail

Buggy game
I never had that before though

You have too much free time

Joking of course

[wooden pebble]

man,.........3 dudes we did....1 dude left during the start loading screen

so me and another dude...

so i gave 50 , 25 , 25 cut

after 1 guy left i thought his 25 will go to host just like in every heist....

and it said in the end i only got 50 cut adn 1.2 mill

so i thought the other dude got that extra 25 and got 50....i was happy bout it cause he was low lvl and was great and didnt leave or fail

then came this screen....he only got his 25 and the leftover 25 magically dissappeared

i feel douchy he spent atleast 40 mins with me to do me heist and only got 570k

it was aggreive with no duggen too

[gleaming spear]

Understandable,This was my go to heist before cayo came out, it's sad that they increased the cooldown from 10 minutes to 48 minutes for casino with the CE update

[gleaming spear]

[gleaming spear]

Respect

[wooden pebble]

[mossy hare]

Hi

[wooden pebble]

[gleaming spear]

Hello

[icy citrus]

Hello 👉👈

[wooden pebble]

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-blush-gif-24176954

[icy citrus]

#ps4｜vehicles-lfg

[gleaming spear]

Jems giving fair cuts in casino

[wooden pebble]

host getting 50 cut after 2hrs of play time isnt fair

2hrs if u speedrun

solo

i did all this perps solo for 3 days

like 5 hrs of playtime

see....lets just say i got 75 cut ...i could have only made 1.6 assupoosed to 1.1 mill from 50 cut

the ovr take was 3.3 mill

the most overlooked thing about cayo isnt the solo factor, or how fast u can do it....people acknowlge that.....the overlooked thing is how less the ai crew fees is

pavel takes 28k and thats it

wheras

[patent breach]

You actually do something other than gamble?

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/spank-tom-and-jerry-tom-puppy-gif-5196956

kek yee i love agrrive casino without duggon

theres no point doing agresive with dugggon....no fun........

[patent breach]

Bad cak, stealing is illegal

[wooden pebble]

cak gud

i have did all heist other than the 5 og heists

[patent breach]

You don't pay jorge the fencing fees? How dare you

[wooden pebble]

i didnt show the fencing feee here either

[patent breach]

I mean hih buyers don't have fencing fee :3

[wooden pebble]

these duds alone take away 1 mill from my money

the in cayo theres only pavel,,,and he only takes 30k

[patent breach]

I kinda like oily patric in my garage

His npc is so oily, they basically ripped his model straight outta gta 4

[wooden pebble]

[patent breach]

He looks so outta place 💀

[wooden pebble]

[patent breach]

We need collectibles that give ingame benefit

Like casino high roller outfit of 54 cards or avi for signal jammers

[wooden pebble]

📠

i needs more exclusive merch

[patent breach]

Instead of a teeshirt of 200 pumpkins

[wooden pebble]

yee that was bogus

they could have done the trick or treat with the pumkin so much better.....5k treat are u kidding me...should have been 10k to 1mill chnace...that alone could have been a booster to go collect

tricks could have been more doucyer

[zealous torrent]

10k to 1 mil wouldve been badass

[wooden pebble]

ai obertial canon or lazer jet etc

[patent breach]

Like deleting your entire character as a chance....now that's high stakes

[zealous torrent]

bricks your pc

[wooden pebble]

10k to 1 mill and ur chances increase as the no of pumpins u colect increase...

[wooden pebble]

[patent breach]

Imagine og players like ghilliemaster losing his 9 year old day 1 character over a pumpkin

Just.....glorious

[wooden pebble]

famous rich men have lost their carreers over peachs if u know wat i mean

🍑

alimony is legalized robbery

[patent breach]

Always has been

[wooden pebble]

we gonna discuss how u split MYYYY money??

suddenly milk and diapers price skyrocket kek

cahoas asre u ready

penther this thursdai

cayo bonus

btw

[patent breach]

I want my own panther in a cage, like Rubio, gta jesus knows damn well i got more stax than el rubio

[wooden pebble]

this the first and only time they have done a bonus on casino heist... they only x1.5, x2 on og and doomsday and just release casino diamonds for casino...and this the first time we got x1.5 on casino

this got me thinking if cayo will also 1.5

with penther

[patent breach]

Okay maybe not....cuz i certainly can't provide thousands of mutes with millions

[wooden pebble]

or maybe they jst do x2 on secondry targets alone