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killed the store manager that shot me down before feels avenged

oh my lort the night really is halloween
this time i shot him easy
npc outfit
yes
@gleaming spear ill abduct you If you want. I need some new staff for mc business's anyway. Mine always get raided
Yes,me is sad
Elvis Presley Can't Help Falling In Love Live in Las Vegas 1970
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Wise men say only fools rush in
But I can't help falling in love with you
Shall I stay?
Would ...
song time
yellow
greastest love song 
you clearly forgot about "balls in yer jaws"
Great song!I like it❤️
oi i ping u in #music
the original recorded verison is better
u must hear that
Okay will do


@tribal trellis i got compettion
Oh … ok
howd u get pumpkin
collect 10 jack-o-lanterns
i don't remember
Does size 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 matter?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CkRQDYftkbO/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Nice Yankton plate
Guys
Alien caught on 5k 430.6xp
U can’t say $0 then make me pay $15K 😒
boasting my high score
orange
how long did that take and with how many people?
is that just one or all of them?
and to get them all?
in the warehouse
damn ok
well, I mean you did get around 25 mil from that
5 large warehouses?
I have a lot of free time on the weekend
so
If I had enough determination I could probably do it
i remember going from level 1200 to 1300 in under a week with peyotes
unrecommended
i made a custom job at every peyote
20 plants in 7 minutes
ahk script to level up 
are job loading times even consistent enough that a script could ever work
Hi I'm new to the server
yeah that's an issue
so you'd have to have code to monitor the screen for a prompt
no why the hell would i go for underwater
i also just ignored the mountain ones
restarting the game takes like 2 minutes though
My Money
your money
mine now 
Rich
Why r u collecting the peyote tho
Can u do the peyote thing on ps4?
Yes

job tping on console takes ages though
If only I was rich enough to get a oppressor 
even with 2 consoles it wouldn't be that fast
no because the second account would still have to load each job
you can join through players
yea but its 2 seconds per gta minute
l + ratio

I can't join with my friends in gta v how I'm fix any one can tell me
What if your nickname becomes incorrect @wooden pebble
@tribal trellis @gleaming spear
u guys also try abduction
there som rumors that u donnt need all pics for abduction
Really?
Will try after I get back home
oi i aint getting probed without a date



besides
these boxers are simply better

The rumors are true,I managed to get abducted
abducted. the end. i will miss you daddy
how did you get that quality

all max settings
🇼
which
all
advanced graphics or just graphics
advanced graphics or just graphics
my pc will die



odd night in los santos
but the gods still being cheeky right after 
Waiit
How do i get abducted?
run under a ufo light
Its not gonna blink an zap me like before?
not right now anymore
Ohh snap
Ima go get abducted


Bro i hopped onto my jet lol
Im already getting voted to be kicked off 😫😂 not even 5mins into the session
🇼 day
wtf
Skill issue 😐
Me Vs A Cat With Reinforced Armor To Hit The Casino
Wat
Yo how
My brain stop working because of that
But How the heck they didn't take off
Ohh
If it works irl it works in games
i also posted it in wrong channel 
I read them when im bored. That yoga guy's (Fabien iirc) site has some sus photos. 
wait wut lol
oh i seee
literally every pic wtf

shoes for twats
I want those shoes too tho.
Finally, the invasion has begun
oi does slasher come only if there are are more than 1 person in session?
@wooden pebble
s
F
uhh, i had a slasher in private session
no stupid tattoo nice

@wooden pebble ya boi got pegged by aliens (the also removed my alien back tattoo for some reason)
but wtf....where are my glow caps....

i'm sure i took every ufo pic 😭

if you didn't get the hats you didn't picture every ufo
howd i get abducted if i didnt picture every ufo?
you don't need to picture every one to get abducted
i got abducted before taking pictures of the last few
u dont know to take pics u 
How come I can't post images?
naice
Ah sorry just read need level 5
cap is for taking pics of all 26 ufos
i took pics and me killed me
u get panties for aduction

i dont even see him
his face
u blocked his view
istg i took every ufo pic in 4k 📸

wait
many say they didnt get notifciation
but they got the cap
check inventory
i checked special hats in store, nope 

Hello TODO: <File Description> Enjoyer
After investigating we cannot verify that you took a picture of every UFO, therefore we cannot reward you with exclusive hats.
Have a nice day.
check regular caps too
but its in special hats catagory 
did you get it?
no i too could have swon 8k pics of all ufos (except the stealth ufo
)
.
i dont have it
u dont need stealth ufo pic for hat anyways
i literally took a selfie with stealth one
u can go reapply the ufo tatto in tatoo shop @patent breach
imma show it to rocksta
yea thats no problem....but missing the hat means i missed 1 collectibles....which means a lot to someone that has EVERY collectible 

check out my totally original drip @wooden pebble @tender coral

serous bery nice
I like it
ur guy lookin like a teen kekekekkek
GTA 6 COUNTDOWN TO GAMEPLAY TRAILER
Nothing happened in regards to GTA6 TRAILER OFFICIALLY RELEASING
#GTAONLINE #gta6 #gta6reveal #gta6trailer
THE MONEY CREW REQUIREMENTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUQ6xd1Twbk&feature=youtu.be
****THIS CHANNEL AND ALL THE GAMES PLAYED ARE INTENDED FOR A MATURE AUDIENCE. IF YOU ARE UNDER AGE OF 13 P...
look at this fake dudes
countdownlive stream kekekekekek
@gleaming speari hope you never get the next update
wow
this is a phantom wedge

yeah what about it
found an all flatbed train



Later,my phone battery is low right now sadly so I gtg.See you later Jems❤️
No i want Cake apologies cause we are the 29th and no gta 6 
helped a low level friend w his first casino had to get the drippy outfits
why you taking pics of that though
💀
its lester
why not
i have like 4 of the same screenshot

okay for some reason 4 of them didn't register 💀 , but i got em all @wooden pebble
Alien Fanatic
Gta 6 when?

sowry
but 31st waits
🇼
@patent breach
ur not a true collector if u dont own all this

as much as i love ma boi rocksta, i don't wanna make em more rich by paying for licensed products or IRL microtransactions 

r* makes the dupest collector items
if they don't make PC Retail box of GTA 6, ill be vewy vewy sad :((
I don't think they'll be an official one
i have the pc retail of GTA 5, 7 laser printed dvds with GTA 5 art
now THATS how you make a retail copy, DAMN
i took that for granted in 2015 lmao
they wikll but pcs now dont even have cd port....cd has become like old now sadly
cake is u up
mine has blueray drive 
Cause in 2015 physical support for pc was a thing , nowadays it's a different story even rd2 and the trilogy didn't got a physical pc version
yeh i know, my desktop lmao
what laptop would have enough space for a optical drive 
yea il probably get the collector edition which has a EMPTY official cd cover
my cd reader got heat damaged from all the torture now its a vent for airflow
heat damage? cd drive? eh?
idk a lot of things burn
its a furnace when i play gta
it stopped working one fine day i removed it all
To have a physical support for pc now it'll require to have usb stick to replace cd
ma guy, what da hell are you doing, mhy dekstop is packed with Hard drives, not much of space left. and everything runs chill
mine is a 9 yr old hp laptop
such a classic
it had a graphics card upgrade like 7 years ago apparently
kinda like a tuner car if u think about it
ill take it, anything that has some physical resemeblance
gimme a dvd cover with a usb drive in it rocksta 
the internal hardisk fried so im using an external passport harddisk always connected to it
the speaker fried so im always using headset
you should retire the laptop
but hey
no cap
my laptop is turning 5 years old soon, but it runs like a dream
i play gtao only on this 
sometimes the keyboard gets stuck on a key i have to press it again; this has become so common its a part of my driving style to always tap the buttons instead of holding them in corners

one good thing about old school laptops is that like pc its modular not integrated
like if the batter fails i can just put a new one
i dont have to do complicated dissasembly just pull it out like an old cell phone
tap in corner ?!
Aryton Senna eh 
Jems
,so what's the song you want me to hear today?
🔥

y'all liek my new pfp

Is it any good?
Sheesh
💀 💀 💀
@untold oar Comfyyy,long time no see
HOW!?!?!?!?!? I CANT EVEN GET 100k

Drinking while looking at UFOs. Romantic. 
rockstar barely even tried with the ufos
they don't have collision turned on, you just fly through them if you try to land on them (i tried just before)
can i buy this
Encountered Me Again But I Was Smart
since i didn't win it
yes
@plush mural
flight
Haw 2 fly a cerberus
Great photo opps tbh
street car
Franklins car I’m pretty sure, undrivable
This is a problem I've been having. I changed phones so my authenticator app resetted. I can't log in my social club in neither my desktop or on google since it requires a verification code. Look, the app says scan QR code from website to log back in, the website says get verification code to log back in. Please, HELP.
PLEASE
Is there female gta player
yea
Yeah, and have less hitbox due for being taller Male GTAO Character
managed to catch the exact moment the session I was in collapsed
lol
sorry if it seems like I’m following you all over the server, you just happen to be at every channel I go to
xD you good man
Female gta player play with me
no thx
visione?
that is franklin's Pegassi Ignus
Respiratory problems in gta

No since in cayo peirco we choose day-time which is 1pm to 5pm iirc so the halloween weather was not there
you can try put it as night time and see
since the halloween weather should be there at night time.
Tell me if it works
Cayo in haloween weather sounds dope
@wooden pebble wanna run 1? 
Did you retire mod already? 
Woot, it's been that long? 💀💀
Bruh I'm getting old, o no....
🤳 🖥️
It is free on the streets tho. 
haven't played GTA in 1 year anything important new?:))
tf is that and why I got these graphics?:))
Halloween filter,it will stop appearing in a few days
it's so shit fr
There's a way to remove it through a glitch actually but can't explain about that here though



The original of the huge hit song, Frank and Nancy Sinatra's "Somethin' Stupid"

W song
this was the original .....frank sinatra's was just a cover
an attempt

why is the video so thin
ultrawide
anamorphic / cinematic aspect ratio , watch it full screen
damn , just realized it sucks on mobile
pain

stonk
It was never about the money, it was about sending a message 
its ok.. just more practice
Saw irl Trevor at Comic Con Brussel today
people like you is why steve dyed his hair and distanced himself from gta
Nice car man 👍
Finaly someone Who didnt roast me
Is it one of the new cars from the update?
You're ingame rn? 
oi ditch the neons and whitewalls i used to have it lovely car
i bought it briefly to serve as a placeholder for the then upcoming zz8 the color is actually a hex meant for that
Ill remove the extras.
why retired mod role gonneee
Rip
I got confused and thought it was a new car
Yeah
must be the underglow 
Lucky
pink is very manly i must say
probably cause cabrio
but that said if i was ho i aint going in a neoned 911
aight aight this cool
no 🧢 you can go for a much more advanced spoiler
The wangs on this car are 
Its the highest on my lvl budget
Dont mind the blood
I swear im innocent
Its jelly
the ol throw every option on there option 
100%
I thoughts that's rust
You got do bad toughts on the car u think its rusty?
Perhaps
It's not a bad choice. I just dont like wangs overall
its a real shame its awd
no
Hey guys
you built a shit car
could have been the burnout monster like the el camino ss
Im ending it here

You didn't want to say "Camaro SS"?
This?
mad max looking ass
god the Halloween weather sucks so bad 
Duel
i've been visiting mr rubio more than normal just to avoid the weather
Pretty sure you have a chance of getting raided at 77 crates
unsure tho
wait how're you selling for less than 100k that's literally 6 crates or smth 2 18k missions 😭
Oh hi ikea, nice wh sales 
I have the free bunker and I didn't upgrade it💀
yeah one of those all my warehouses are at 75 i'll finish the last 36 on each when a 2x or 1.5x comes out
You made ikea cri, hope you proud
Ikea
msg me to join a rp
@gritty flower, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Everything else: #ps4|other-lfg
Requested by: @lethal birch
My maths is shit so if i had 5 full large Warehouses, it sells for $2,220,000 without any player bonus or 2x - 1.5x events.
$2,220,000 x 5 = 11,100,000
($3,330,000) which is the total amount spent on 3 crate missions for all 5 warehouses 660,000 x 5
$11,100,000 - 3,330,000 = 7,770,000 (total profit) but if we add the full player bonus 2% each player. 40% we'd have $888,000
2,220,000 + 888,000 = $3,110,000 x 5 = 15, 550,000 + 2x - 1.5x = ** 31,100,000 - 23,325,000 ** which is basically 20m and 28m profit?
Crates are good money if you have the willingness to repeat the same stuff for several days
Funny thing, i was safe around 75 crates, raid started after 78.
Raids are pretty
But the ghosted raids are 
If you want brain damage
I can’t stand doing 2 of them. 
i just get my staff to source crates once in a while and it adds up over time
PRetty much my pov doing crates
Doing same stuff on loop makes it bs. Like, having to go to sea, follow helis etc all gets boring even if you do them once in a year.
Thats kinda how i feel about agency contracts as well for safe value increase
for some reason i like asset protection
Let's finish the 200 contracts.
2-4 contracts later: Lets not.
I am close to 150 but i just cant. And this alien shit happening really is annoying
yeah i totally fucked one rescue operation when my helicopter just dropped like a brick all the sudden
And it will be even worse on 31st
It was fun and giggle while they kept their alien easter eggs at minimum, mainly storymode and a little bit at online. But Halloween alien event? Overkilled it
@bleak relic the boxers
Yeah I got both pairs you ?
finally boxers for girls
No i gave up on the ufos after my light house situation

you dont need the ufo pics for the boxers
who has been spreading that info around its dead wrong
I know
I just gave up completely
you just gotta run under a ufo
Cant be bothered
You should it gave me the ufo tattoo underneath princess robot bubblegum I assume if I switch sessions I lose it thou
yeah so safe to say around there
Can i still do it?
Or is it gone
You got today and tomorrow but I realize now there is a modder in my lobby so maybe you won't get the tattoo lol
Ill just get the boxers
Yeah I did on xbox you get a lot of cool stuff on pc lol
Valid kill
come on now
you glitch in building?
Any1 wanna dogfight jst for fun? (Ps4
woof woof

Your nickname now becomes incorrect @wooden pebble
OK
she's crying
truth
Basically GTA 5 (five)
not yet
meow
cometh forth the squatch
Outfit is so funny bro

look at dat collection mhmmm 
much haloween
Too bad most of em looks 🚮
In any sane person eyes*
I know Ikea, i know. Still like you 
is it male only?
ngl
some face paitns look sick
if i buy them
will they stay?
same
What's your style ikea
Clean face looks best though
None?
my friend closed game 2 mins after we collected pumpkins and it didnt save

same
Can tell by the rank
caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak
todo!!!!

todays the last day of my prediction @tribal trellis @tender coral @pulsar comet @gleaming spear

Moment of truth

wut u predickted?
This game tho
casino game disabled
pre dick ted < predicted
1-2 yrs maybe

i meant annoucement or teaser or something
ye

the teaser was they rickrolled us

they said oi we working git tea yeh sechs ..its real...but we will officially annoucet it soon when we ready
they said this in feb
i dont see any point of doing this and annouceming it 2 years later
according to cake it's gonna come out in the next 12 hours but we all know that's bullshit of course
no it will not be
its gonna come out < it COULD come out
donate to r* with a shardcard
spend it on hookers and coke
And what if Cake is right?
sold a bunker
pc modders
cheaters*
i did sell a bunker yes but i think i got the money twice
only one is correct
Fucker
poopiers
i also sold a bazoonker today
give me
first broker after the update so i had 2x on it still 
noob move
sold mine with x2 and x1.5 bonus in a 20 player lobbies solo

pc that too
cultureless fish
do i look like someone who's struggling for gta cash 
yes

When i ran out of space, i replace cars instead of selling them
me to but u know
i usually pre make the colors on that car so i check the pearl

Epsilon Pearlescent

i try to sell but sometimes gotta replace because i can only sell once a day
because i have f u plates on my cars
OI ITS IMPORTANT
CAN YOU CHECK WHAT HAPPENED TO Acey#7244
F pal
halflife 3?....oh wait
we are not at liberty to disclose
Chad...
yes
yes absoulkey

oreo keep eyeball on gta online chat
oh no the west is waking up
me slep now
indeed that channel is packed now
Anything but west
That moment when rockstar fans disappoint themselves

funny but also kinda cringe
as in, why do these people embarrass themselves but i'm the one feeling awkward
Like i want gta 6 as well, but the rumors lead to false hope and disappointment
Rather wait for rockstars input
But you don't realize gta 7 will have cars it's the best info we can get
nah bro, its gonna have ice blocks with car stickers on it
just like the crew 2
Plan b : rockstar buy Rare and Sea of thieves is actually gta 7 
sea dlc for gta online confirmed?
Yeah , screw crops and crooks , next dlc is Pirate and Mk2
i swear i have read this messge from you before
Because you have

Bimmer left
wwwwwffffft
Go to my server
Everytime I spawn into online I have both tattoos ufo and my princess robot bubblegum one
Yeah
I will be on gta shortly to get the new outfit I will take a picture with my phone
@wooden pebble give it up,your nickname is not gonna happen sadly😔

310k Ws
Huge W
That's def cheating.
I lost money all day because it was always that one horse wanna sprint last part and win, even it is low on winning chance (24/1).
Players can theoretically win as much as $300,000 from a single race - if they bet $10,000 on horse #6, but this horse is unlikely to win.
@lethal birch I have both tattoos and idk why
Where does the ??? Appear on the list I can go check
Nope only have 58 not 59 tattoos
How did I get it in the first place thou maybe a modder
Ayo its a ship from a country that i live in 😄
Mid ship name
I know what Gibraltar is
Gud
Mine's paradise so I can say "Welcome to paradise"
mine is strawberry tiktak
Mistakes were made
Me and my old gen pc
get lvl 5 in the server
That was 4 days ago
how do you get to a level?

Chat with us
Chat with us until you get fucked yourself
You're welcome
Nice
level 5 doesn't take long
probably an hour or so
oh k
easy
easypeasy lemon squeezy
anyone online in this chat?
hello/
HELLO!
anyone

Lester is that you
why do you always take such a big ass cut from my heist
like god damn
go to #gta-online there are people ready to talk shit 24/7
I do not know how i deflected that missile…
Thats a bug! it has to be a bug! it has to be!
Feature*
What do you mean?
It's a joke
Anyone on ps4 wanna have fun playing jobs?

Perfect weather to go for a swim
n ded

Now that’s a lie. 

horse betting is by far the safest game there
Oof
oi y u doubt
I explained; Evens horses don’t win. 
But a 24/1 horse becomes winner. 
every other game is hihgly evens profit....meaning u bet 10k to get 20k.....u want 40k win? then bet 20k.....................but horse racing that most u lose is 10k and can win upto 300k
u dont undestnad how odds work then
evens will not win everytime
it just has higher odds
to W
lets put it this way u play 1 hr..and fully bet all 10k rounds on the highest odds ...end of the hr u will be up/
Im just kidding. But game just checks when i bet highest, and while my horse is almost winning, another one sprints and wins. 
that sprint is just cheating....the game fixes which horse to win right after u bet
Yeah. If you bet low, your chance is higher.
a lot of times my horse will be back and get like nitro boost and yet forward to win
bet low meaning low monies?
tommy u on pisssee?
(pc)
we should play casino together 
Im. But it is random when i play.
Do you mod?
@cold root
interesting. i dunno
i can't say my editing skills are good but, fixed it a little?
nevermind it looks ass
yes
Has anyone loose power in planes or Helicopters towards the UFOs 🛸
Complete shutdown
who didnt
everyone does
In helicopters 🚁 you die in the heli if you don’t jump out
I didnt die
It’s better then mine so w
Yes
A lot
That Lester is a Bot you know?
issa bot themselves so they dunceno
😭😭😭
Lmao
@lethal birch @cold root LSPD checking in
that's not lspd that's some tryhard noose
Noose is part of lspd and they are better but yeah actual cop outfit is blacklisted 🤷♂️
My new dude
Nice here’s mine
Lol mine says ive earnt less than spent though
I know 🤣🤣
We still bully Lester for being Lester
THAT GUY IS CURSED....recorded yesterday but ...no audio.... typical Xbox 🙄
@native axle
I got it from reddit, it is helpful though
You have to be level 5 in the server, and i see you are.
💀
if a noob runs me over and doesnt honk horn/type in chat id shoot them immediately
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Fuck off
cool lighting
Lol Bro got swatted by a Sasquatch
Is there a certain lvl I can send pics at? Lol
5 if im not mistaken
Alr, cuz I wanted an opinion on my jester I just customized
just chat more on gta vehicles , that how I level up
Ah valid, just might
Me and my love
plot twist its a screenshot taken seconds before u get ran over by the npc cerberus
Moments before disaster
Good try but it is noticeable based on the quality
Lmao💀
Nice breaking bad episode
thanks

Can I still unlock Tee if I do the pumpkins later?
In a few hours ig
Ye
I do believe so, you have to do it in one day.

gold, weed or cocain on cayo??
Gold>coke>weed. But also depends on numbers. For golds, you need to be 2 people, and 3 gold stacks for profit. Coke of 2 stacks is better, but 3 stacks of weed is good if you have 1 coke on remote space.
i bag of wed is better than 1 beg of cocacola


caky boi what are you upto? 
i can see you INGAME 
ah yes, "work"
i am working....i just bet a horsre go beck to work etc....
afk monies
afk money where profit is "negative"
i went from 50k chips to 1.4 mill literally from this .....i bet ....work bet work
imagine work getting u monies in two cases,...irla nd in git tea yeh
Lucky
chad
but how you have this kinda luck, you should bet real money now 

@gleaming spear @patent breach
cant make this up @celest spade

mans be doing prison break for 4 days to get 200k meanwhile ur boi cake while at work

Ms Baker mommy be like : 
Big brain😏🤫
Lies. 
who else wears a halloween costume?
@patent breach @gleaming spear
bro wtf goin on
iam hitting jackpots kek
Luckiest Horse betting player!
290k first now 280k
Modder 

That shit is rigged. And Rockstar doesn’t give a fuck about skills in there. 
Blocked. 
I MYSELF AM QUESTIONING IF I DID SOMETHIGNT TO RIG IT KEK
Jems stop triggering Tomy
You saying thats legit? Knowing rockstar? 
this is wat noobs say who have no idea of logoritham

tommy we should play together
Comes from a PC player. Rejected.
Pc players all sus, including me. 








