gta-media

[lethal birch]

Ok thanks

Do u do the back to back thing

[vague knoll]

?

Oh the glitch, I haven't done that before

[lethal birch]

How many preps does cayo have

[vague knoll]

Depends on the approach

[lethal birch]

What? I thought it was like 5 different missions or something

Wait a second

Are u even on ps4

[mellow thunder]

Meditation

[vague knoll]

Pc

[vague knoll]

Yea approximately yes

[lethal birch]

😭 why does this keep happening

[vague knoll]

???

[lethal birch]

As soon as I find something good it goes wrong

I'm on ps4

I cant play with u

[vague knoll]

F

I thought it was cross platform

I had people on heists from PS5 and pc both

[lethal birch]

Huh how

[vague knoll]

Dunno

[dense spruce]

I was tryna make peace but ig kids just wanna get embarrassed for griefing lol

[gleaming spear]

[dense spruce]

I don’t understand why people go to that path to grief on people an then get rekt 😂 then they start talking Shit to you an call back-up

[gleaming spear]

Did he ragequit after this fail xd?

[dense spruce]

He immediately teleported to his facility an tried to get me again but the Yacht took his jet down an he ragequit😏

🥱

ignore my poor sniping aim😏ik im trash at sniping

[gleaming spear]

That was a good rpg shot

[dense spruce]

I practice alot with pre-firing with rpgs lol
I have alot of clips made of doing that

Only thing i suck at is sniping

Found a glitch spot😏🤙

[dense spruce]

Damn
Even google says Apocalypse Cerberus is based on from duel

Not Jeepers Creepers

[meager hemlock]

hello

[faint yarrow]

hello people

[gleaming spear]

Hi

[tribal trellis]

Oi i haven't robbed u in months

[faint yarrow]

step-truck, I'm stuck

[dense spruce]

Tf you mean do Cayo? Look at ur fuckin bank😦
Givee me some of that 😭 im broke asf bro
I got $1.2mil in my name

[agile wedge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/LnuaLE40xzc?feature=share

[gleaming spear]

Good video👌🏻

[lethal birch]

Dont worry, i got my own

[lethal birch]

Le Chein - Smell Like A Bitch

[green basalt]

do i do it

fuck it

[dusky timber]

he did it

[green basalt]

colored dinghy?

sick

think ive done it

[ancient birch]

Yes

Luxor Deluxe when

[green basalt]

already have it

just need a swift deluxe

[ancient birch]

Good

[lethal birch]

[rare atlas]

How do you have so much money?

[green basalt]

cayo

[elfin arrow]

28 million
so much money

[abstract cipher]

yea i got like at least 1 dollar

[mellow thunder]

Smartest hydra user tbh

all you had to do was not fly into the damn rpg whoever the hydra dude was

[misty moss]

gotta love the UFO's!

[faint fiber]

Is this guy actually serious?

[lethal birch]

Im dead

[shy pivot]

@stable gust

[stable gust]

IT DOESNT SHOW

[shy pivot]

is your boost currently active on another server

[hallow tendon]

Big fucking success

[sour parrot]

real

[lethal birch]

True

[brittle ibex]

whats this persons username? is it Hebsoulia?

[abstract cipher]

also post memes in the meme channel not here

[meager bane]

do they actually use html lol?

[brittle ibex]

ah that pedo

[brittle ibex]

thats xml

[wooden pebble]

he is .

he knowws he is full of shoit

thats how they try to be relevant

[lyric jasper]

Don't mind me

Need to check something

Ow

It's a little loud

One's silent and ones loud

Let's try this

Worked :]

[lyric jasper]

#gta-media message

Ah

So

I

Will

Struggle

[lethal birch]

what am i looking at

[lyric jasper]

I got warned for it

[feral torrent]

Bike

[lethal birch]

what is the name

of the bile

bike

[errant sluice]

Roleplay

[feral torrent]

Greg

[livid socket]

Will this still count as a pic? I didn’t get a message from the guy but I got the $ & RP?

Took the pic right before 4:00

[elfin arrow]

probably but that same ufo will be back on the 27th anyway

[livid socket]

[wooden pebble]

[blazing ruin]

My brothers

I'm the one with the horse mask

[deft canyon]

I wish i could get that unicorn mask

I mean... i can get it via mods, but it wont save as outfit

Certain clothing items will simply refuse to save

That means rigging the casino wheel to be just clothes and hoping its not another useless t-shirt

[lethal birch]

A vid from someone in a different server

Ignore the goofy laugh

[deft canyon]

How tf we supposed to ignore that goofy ass laugh

Actual chimpanze

[elfin arrow]

🫖

[lethal birch]

Idk be deaf

Sounds like a pig in an incinerator another dude said 💀

[ancient birch]

Monkeys are playing games i hear

[wooden pebble]

@tribal trellis

u dont undestang how goted this game is

[tribal trellis]

i lost 40 because of u

[wooden pebble]

i gave u 40 from the car export remeber

[tribal trellis]

im not gambling away my perfectly legally earned money

[wooden pebble]

150 bands just like that

blackjack all cool

but therees a diff kind of fun when big money is involved

[celest spade]

You hack

[wooden pebble]

[wooden pebble]

i went down to 50 band from 400 bands

wat say now

[celest spade]

Those dealers are definition of luck.

[wooden pebble]

3 card is a pure luck absd game i will give u that

bj has more stratagy

[celest spade]

Rigged

[wooden pebble]

lost and down to 0 bands

[celest spade]

You telling me 3 out of 4 hands; dealer got Blackjack. It is strategy?

[wooden pebble]

[celest spade]

Nama-go- take a drink.

[wooden pebble]

its the stratagty to know when to get the hell up outta there

[celest spade]

[tribal trellis]

cake cheatin

cake is fwb with agatha

trust me i never saw her annoy him

no calls in the middle of mission nothing

[wooden pebble]

agatha cool...bryonny better

[celest spade]

Returning to waste my time on pumpkins. ➡️

[tribal trellis]

casanova cake; gets all the los santos coochie but simps over my ass

[wooden pebble]

[patent breach]

Two reasons she is better?

[wooden pebble]

thicness
extra thicness

[dense spruce]

😦

[drifting berry]

man just quit trying

[dense spruce]

They need to nerf npc accuracy 😭

[drifting berry]

agree

or reduce their damage

[dense spruce]

Bro i had full health
I get up close? I get my ass Blasted by 1 shot gun a shotgun🤣

[drifting berry]

😂😂 F

[dense spruce]

Like before i recorded that clip

I swear i ran out of snacks an armor than i do in regular live server

[drifting berry]

ouh

[dense spruce]

The kill was worth it

[hallow tendon]

🥶 🥶

[edgy anchor]

ok

[abstract cipher]

cool

[lethal birch]

ngl thats your own fault

your hardly moving

half health

also you didn't even try to look at the person killing you

general skill issue

[dense spruce]

Tf you mean🤣 that shit drained my hp in less than fraction of a second

[lethal birch]

you had time

to either

go out of their POV

or just turn on them

that's actually acceptable

since you have about 10 people shooting at you

but in the others dudes case

it's just his own fault

3rd person, slow in general, half health, shooting at the floor, didn't even try to move

yours is just the rapid fire bug

his is just a regular situation

explain

I mean i don't see how it adds difficulty ngl, majority of the time you don't have time to react before you die. And it's unpredictable on when someone is going to beam you out of nowherre

[tribal trellis]

this is peaceful

[lethal birch]

fr

[fluid fiber]

bro still has a iphone 6

[elfin arrow]

[sterile badger]

literally doesn’t let me send shit at all on this dumb server

its grayed out

yall dumb asf for believing em, but when he scam yall then y’all see

[elfin arrow]

who are you even talking to / about

[oak horizon]

lol

[sterile badger]

check cayo lfg

@arctic sand a scammer frr & he actually got ppl takin his side

[elfin arrow]

okay if you have proof report him to modmail

[sterile badger]

literally wouldn’t progress me to report admit just fixed it

[arctic sand]

no im not

@elfin arrow check the cayo chat

[elfin arrow]

i don't have ps role

[arctic sand]

people know that im not a scammer

[elfin arrow]

i can't read it

[arctic sand]

@lethal birch

@lethal birch

ask them

[sterile badger]

you lucky this shii grayed out

id put you on blast rn

those probably your alt accounts

[arctic sand]

bro just give up[ we know u lying

[sterile badger]

bc i sent the proof to em & they silent

[elfin arrow]

if you have actual proof dm me the pictures

[sterile badger]

literally sent the report to modmail

you gonna get banned regardless

[arctic sand]

bro why do u have to lie

he made a account with my user and pfp @oak horizon

[elfin arrow]

discord ids are completely unique so no, that wouldn't work

[arctic sand]

ask @lethal birch

[sterile badger]

lmfao you cappin out yo ass & you know it sorry ass

[arctic sand]

just give it up

[sterile badger]

the truth always comes out

remember that

[arctic sand]

hes been a member since dec 8 2020 how can he be my alt

king jay has

[sterile badger]

idc about none of that

youu scammed today

[arctic sand]

nope

add me in mod mail

or ask him/her to

[sterile badger]

why so you can twist the truth, i sent the report wirh the proof. ion need you there for shii i need you banned scum

[oak horizon]

send me the proof

[arctic sand]

gtg

[solid lynx]

Yo ma boi how'd you get that mask

[charred goblet]

is the progen emerus a waste of money ?

[sterile badger]

@oak horizon sent

[oak horizon]

yeee green boss dude didnt invited you back

[lethal birch]

Just stop talking

[abstract cipher]

how ironic

[fallow geyser]

@abstract cipher , why are you always in a Voice Channel?

[abstract cipher]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Was waiting for ppl and they prob bailed

[green basalt]

ezpz

[lethal birch]

Ask me

green boss u were the scammer 🥲

[oak horizon]

yes

[dense spruce]

Uh i need help
I bought a Valkyrie chopper and I didn’t get a text message saying its been delivered nor does it say to request it in Air vehicles interaction menu

😦 where can it be??

[edgy anchor]

Pegasus vehicle

[dense spruce]

Oh…

[placid field]

Stuqe

[lethal birch]

I Tried To Enter A Garage In Ohio 💀💀💀💀

[placid field]

I tried to take on da ballas

[lethal birch]

Only In Ohio

[placid field]

Fr

How many is a

[drifting berry]

which mission is this ?

[lethal birch]

South Central Leak - The 2nd Mission (Agency)

[drifting berry]

ouhh

[random bridge]

Only in ohio bruh

[lethal birch]

Ong

[wooden pebble]

50 bands to 700 bands @tribal trellis

800 bands

[cursive owl]

hello

[wooden pebble]

900 bands

@tribal trellis

1mililililili bands

good for the day

50k to 1 mill

[silk cipher]

noice

[deft canyon]

[tribal trellis]

cake that dude in hangover

[wooden pebble]

[dense spruce]

[drifting berry]

yall use mods or what ?

[ancient birch]

Can’t really be bothered to throw money away for a mod menu

[wooden pebble]

saved

[lethal birch]

send me the file and i'll make it more realistic

[lethal birch]

where did the tv static sound go

[celest spade]

You def cheat

[lethal birch]

Another set of Ms baker missions for the ogs

[abstract cipher]

when ur custom character appears in a cutscene

[coarse wolf]

LMAO SOMEONE FORGOT TO DO THE TASK MANAGER DESCRIPTION

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-skill-issue-skill-gif-24485644

[midnight kelp]

??

[elfin arrow]

🤪

goofy ahh game

[tribal trellis]

ohh this dude is avery carrington not duggan

[lethal birch]

Fucking righteous amiright? @low crescent

[low crescent]

indeed

[tribal trellis]

comet classic when

[granite tapir]

Mf went above and beyond

[lethal birch]

@low crescent It looks like someone beat us to the punch, or at least tried, and got an article written about them for it. https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/se1ol3/recreated_johnny_silverhands_outfit_and_car_from/

[low crescent]

After a lot of scrolling anyways, and I haven't found the best outfit yet

[lethal birch]

Looks good..

[low crescent]

actually i got the tanktop right at least

[lethal birch]

clo

these masks are something else

[low crescent]

just don't know where the pants are

[lethal birch]

The redditor I just posted used Ox blood Leather pants.

But I think we can do better.

[low crescent]

Yea I found it

I'm not 100% sure if there's any better unless you're willing to sacrifice shoe options

[lethal birch]

Well his shoes are bit... hard to place, innit?

[low crescent]

I found better ones, but it's not compatible with the pants, so i kept scrolling

having trouble finding the right ox blood pants, as they're either worn or laced

@lethal birch black tactical boots is so far the closest ones i can work with, still scrolling

Trying to pair it as close as possible with johnny's concept art

Black Tactical Boots
Heavy Uniform Boots

the 2 best options I found so far

[lethal birch]

😕

I feel like getting his actual facial structure accurate is going to be the hardest part.

Finding the right parents and slider options is rough

[low crescent]

I'm not gonna attempt that for the likes of me, even though I can afford it.

now to hit the gun store and POSSIBLY get some armor that might work with it

[lethal birch]

What you thinking for his glasses?

Those are clearly aviators, but I don't think we can get that color proper.

Maybe another type of glasses have the right color?

[low crescent]

Think I got an idea for that, but it'll take me a bit

If I can get a decent utility vest to go with it it'd be good

But it's looking rather unlikely right now

Light strike vest MIGHT be ok, but it's not gonna be perfect. Close enough

I haven't went into tattoos or haircuts yet

Gold Aviator glasses is the closest pick I can find right now

still looking

[elfin arrow]

christ that's one ugly tattoo

[lethal birch]

I thought it was just blood from being shot in the face.

[low crescent]

I have it that way so you don't see my skin under my mask I nortmally wear

[elfin arrow]

in that case why not just use a face paint

[low crescent]

that's what it is

wait no nevermind it's not

actually

I don't know what it is as neither face paints or tattoos let me change/remove it

[elfin arrow]

that's a tattoo

100% sure

[low crescent]

@lethal birch well this is it I guess. As close as I can get it

[lethal birch]

Why not try the actual protective armor?

[low crescent]

For some reason that never shows for me

[lethal birch]

I was right if you go in the interactive menu you can make protective armor visible

Oh, damn

[low crescent]

even if i turn it on then join another lobby/restart the game, actual armor stays invisible

So this is just my best bet for now

[lethal birch]

Well it's not bad, at least.

[elfin arrow]

one of the ceo associate armors would look even better i think, but you can't get it without a shirt underneath legit

[low crescent]

Decent alternative if you can't get the protective armor to show

[lethal birch]

vs

[low crescent]

I'd have to set up a crew to get the decal on the shirt, which in all the years I've played, I have no clue how to do that

[lethal birch]

You have to abuse a glitch in the crew logo creation.

Like lowkey hacking

[low crescent]

Just realized I forgot the arm tattoo

[lethal birch]

By going into inspect element and modifying data

[elfin arrow]

also why is the top pic using a comet s2 cabrio instead of the hardtop

[lethal birch]

It's pretty bullshit

[lethal birch]

Maybe the Cabrio has better stats? Idk.

[elfin arrow]

regular is better but even then

if you're trying to cosplay as another character why would car stats affect your choice

[lethal birch]

I couldn't tell you, I prefer the hardtop myself.

But still

The outfit, the car, and a heavy revolver Mk2 with explosive bullets / armor piercing

And you can go fuck up Los Santos as the original rockerboy.

[tribal trellis]

aah it used to true earlier with the tuners nerf; but not anymore after the patch.

theres still some flags in the s2 iirc but i could'n see a difference in performance

its a real shame the comet cabrio isnt a targa like the vc ones

[lethal birch]

A shame you can't use crew decals without being in one.

I avoid being in a crew because I don't want the crew tag next to my name

[low crescent]

Well I'm done poking the outfit around. Bout as close as I can get it

Tried matching it as close to the concept arts and pictures on the wiki page

[faint yarrow]

isnt this CJ? from Gta SA??

[tribal trellis]

where u find

[lethal birch]

DDA3

[upper fjord]

Best jet is a Scramjet

[green basalt]

men

[untold flume]

Maybe I shouldn’t have griefed that cargo meet

[tender thorn]

Zesty ahh car

[rose plank]

[oak horizon]

@karmic cipher

[fallow geyser]

Depends

My…

Z-Type is Black
Adder is Yellow
Nero And Nero Custom are Red
Thrax is Blue

Is a Bugatti Type 57

Search it

Btw

It's my turn

What colour are your Aston Martins?

You have only one?

Sad

Audis?

All your personality is Andrew Tates?

@random yacht , i know you are hiding in your Bat-Cave, but you need to see this

Man, you can have more than 300 Cars in your Garages, and you only want to have 6?

For a Side, my respects, pal
For the other Side, go fuck yourself

So now, i don't know what side i need to stay now

[random yacht]

what do I need to see?

[fallow geyser]

This guy have no original Personally

He don't appreciate Cars

Is a Criminal between Criminals

[random yacht]

gross. why? Isn't he that super toxic piece of trash person? Why mimic anything he does?

[fallow geyser]

Batman Slaps Moment?, 😳

[random yacht]

the Tate mimic? Yeah thats super cringe

[fallow geyser]

:D

[random yacht]

edgelords gotta edgelord i guess

wasn't being funny. was genuinely asking.

taking the time to do that just seems odd to me

VAMOS

[untold oar]

4th and 5th are so good

[fallow geyser]

Hell yeah, Muscle Freak Rims

[random yacht]

my fav

[fallow geyser]

Me too

[random yacht]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/234746644588

modern car with classic exterior. Yes please

(get rid of those brown seats though.)

[tribal trellis]

Cool but im suprised u didn’t make a restomod ringbrothers amx javelin kinda build

[wooden pebble]

[oak horizon]

slep

[wooden pebble]

iam slep cuuhhhz

[lethal birch]

What are you trying to do

[shy pivot]

1 2 or 3. ignoring the background

[lethal birch]

2

[shy pivot]

its for streamdeck. so i can launch game by just pressing 1 buttom on streamdeck

[lethal birch]

I like the sparkles

[shy pivot]

or this

[lethal birch]

no

just no

[shy pivot]

theres a better blue with sparkles

[lethal birch]

oo

yes that

What is this for again?

I'm confused

[shy pivot]

streamdeck

[lethal birch]

the hell is that

[shy pivot]

sits on desk. each key can go into folders or next page so it is limitless.

[lethal birch]

Oh neat

[shy pivot]

all icons can be changed and animated

[lethal birch]

I don't play on steam tho

So that wouldnt work for me sadly

[shy pivot]

its an elgato product. for streamers mostly. hence why its called streamdeck

[lethal birch]

Oh i miss read

I'm a tad bit drunk ._.)

I saw steamdeck

lol

[shy pivot]

i use it for everything including spotify, so 1 key goes back a song 1 goes forward. fast forwarding etc.

[shy pivot]

@lethal birch these are the options

[lethal birch]

The one in the middle

[shy pivot]

Yea I found that one ans thought it was cool

[faint yarrow]

my apartment... will send accurate location soon

[drifting berry]

can relate , fuck p520.cc

[lethal birch]

Why you replying to me?

He asked my opinion

it wasnt my pic tho?

So why reply to me?

[drifting berry]

middle one looks like if it was made for PS5

man no chill

[shy pivot]

what was that

[drifting berry]

nothing big , just a misunderstood

[lethal birch]

another no life heist 💪

300k made 🥱

[shy pivot]

300k ?

what you mean no life heist?

[lethal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/joke-jk-penguin-laugh-its-was-a-joke-gif-14574338

partially

[coarse wadi]

with or without smoke

[wooden pebble]

without or bettwr smoke

@tribal trellis u missing out @patent breach

[fallow geyser]

We need Beast Hands as a Buyable Gloves

[tribal trellis]

[abstract cipher]

get to lvl 5

[fallow geyser]

Level 5 in the Server

[wooden pebble]

kek everyone watns beasts

[silk cipher]

69

[wooden pebble]

69k

[dusky timber]

you seem to like gta five a lot

[odd widget]

Drawings of my gta character

[shy pivot]

just options i was choosing from.

[fallow geyser]

eCola

[dark steppe]

i like that its pretty good

[fallow geyser]

I'm confused about where is the Mouth

[odd widget]

Thanks 💕

[fallow geyser]

Because up of the Straw looks like a Mouth

But the Straw itself looks like it is actually in a Mouth

[odd widget]

Yeah the thing above the straw is a nose

[fallow geyser]

Oh, ok

You draw pretty good

It's cute

[dense spruce]

I’m just dumbfounded

How tf does a Rifle destroy a fully maxed Night-shark that hasn’t been damaged yet

[elfin arrow]

if another player hits your sticky bomb while it's in your hand, the vehicle will explode regardless of armor

also you died before the nightshark exploded

the explosion is like 4 frames later

[dense spruce]

But i threw 1 C-4
If he somehow hit my c4 on hand that still wouldn’t be enough to destroy my vehicle plus the nearby explosion from his car

[elfin arrow]

yes it would

[dense spruce]

hell even when I purposely kms
The game still logs it another player saying he killed me

[elfin arrow]

if a c4 explodes in your hand, the vehicle is immediately destroyed

[dense spruce]

Even tho he didn’t shoot me

[dense spruce]

Dumb logic that is to a highly armored vehicle

[elfin arrow]

i mean it makes sense that something exploding in your hand would kill you instantly

watching back the video i can't hear a shot go off, but it says rifled you and there's a damage marker

[oak horizon]

https://vxtwitter.com/furykickass/status/1448299326774599689?s=46&t=_BmHgBnHyyh7cxDVA_L_wA

[fickle schooner]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viyr3-hv0sA

[quartz mist]

Can I post memes here?

[oak horizon]

nu

[oak horizon]

#memes-and-shitposting

[quartz mist]

It won't let me🗿

It says "only approved posters"

[oak horizon]

maybe u need to lvl up

[coral flare]

LMAO https://twitter.com/TezFunz2/status/1585370871988125696?s=20&t=YIJbGjiSVyeOBaJXpj6Rrg

Tez2 (@TezFunz2)

In an odd move, the latest #GTAV PC patch removes essential components of the anti-cheat system.

Resulting in the removal of approximately 95% of the anti-cheat system.

Twitter · Oct 26, 2022, 8:40 PM

[lethal birch]

@coral flare @dim brook

[dim brook]

I see, interesting 🤔

[coral flare]

ima check it out

[night marlin]

biggest L

[lethal birch]

Unfortunately if you use the 'show armor' option in the interaction menu, you don't get that. You get shitty re-colored versions of the armor you buy from the clothing store.

[celest spade]

Learned that hard way (cops did).

[lethal birch]

This is what 'show armor' gives you for Super Light Armor.

[dim brook]

Why rockstar

[lethal birch]

Absolute clownshoes.

[celest spade]

I can’t facepalm enough to this.

[coral flare]

time to make another $10 bil without worry

[celest spade]

I was suspecting they gonna remove all blacklists etc and let people do chaos in sessions on gtao’s last days, but didn’t expect it this closer.

[coral flare]

"gtao's last days"

[lethal birch]

Yeah we all knew it was coming but holy fuck we're still years away

[celest spade]

You saying they gonna turn it into zombie or something?

[lethal birch]

@dim brook "Black low level armor" from the clothing store looks.... similar? But shit we are scraping the bottom of the barrel

[coral flare]

it's not going anywhere lmao

[dim brook]

Yea if you really want it, get a modded clothing

[coral flare]

having "super light armor" set to visible doesn't even do it

there is no way to get that vest

source: (top 3 variation just changes the color)

[lethal birch]

😢

[wooden garnet]

is this a fr or a frn't type of situation

[coral flare]

this is a "the anti cheat didn't protect legitimate players from anything, and only hit users cheating in money, so nothing really changed" type of situation

[wooden garnet]

zamn

Tough times to be a hardworking meth seller these days 😞

[abstract cipher]

🛏️

[odd widget]

heres that drawing from earlier fully rendered

[fallow geyser]

Cutie

[dense spruce]

[fallow geyser]

That moment when you want to find someone and break his femur to destress you

[dense spruce]

Kill all X-Laggers

[odd widget]

im true love with my boyfriend in real life AND in gta

[fiery olive]

a train

[lethal birch]

Totally Legit Merryweather Heist 2 Leak Rel!1!1!1

[late hinge]

Bruh you’re gonna destroy the sparrow with the way you’re landing 😭

[lethal birch]

Mine Be Invincible Somehow

[late hinge]

Mine starts smoking whenever I land too hard

[lethal birch]

Ok

[late hinge]

[lethal birch]

Anyways The Footage Is Totally Real Tho Cuz Its Got The Totally Legit Heist Payout Screen

[late hinge]

Mhm

[lethal birch]

Just Skip It Ti The End

[tribal trellis]

Okay joseph

[idle galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/jay-fonseca-im-out-bye-gif-14562647

[abstract cipher]

yes daddy

[buoyant mason]

Hi

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-cry-reading-pepe-the-frog-sad-gif-17607942

[dense spruce]

Ai is soo poor on Cerberus

[wooden pebble]

[dusky timber]

women

[wooden pebble]

waman

[gleaming spear]

[dense spruce]

Females has it so easy 💀 this girl post random dumb shit with actual no content an has more likes
Like wth??
Bubblebass is my profile

[wooden pebble]

i habe no comment

@gleaming spear wat say

W name

btw

[wooden pebble]

i feel u happens a lot irl stuff too...but yeeee try to not get bothered

[dense spruce]

I don’t lol its the shit she post🤣

her recent one is like recording herself leveling up to 80💀 while looking at some npc car go by

Anyways ima play some war robots

[gleaming spear]

Ty♥️

[wooden pebble]

i love jumping into npcs like its wwe keekkk

[gleaming spear]

Lol

[wooden pebble]

a ad for dessssssssse agent boots on how strong htey are

[gleaming spear]

@wooden pebble we are getting close to the date in your nickname Jems

[wooden pebble]

[ancient birch]

Well

[dusky timber]

[wooden pebble]

W

i love arena wars

[gleaming spear]

Me too

[idle galleon]

finally time to flush it down the 🚽

[jade meteor]

Ring ding dong

[tribal trellis]

weevil custom

F

posted in media

[wooden pebble]

F

[dense spruce]

@deft canyon this one is who i found in paleto bay

[ancient birch]

I see

Can you kill them though?

[dense spruce]

Yes

[ancient birch]

Nice

[dense spruce]

But they’re kinda tanky to kill

[ancient birch]

I have plenty of ammo

[wooden pebble]

u got unlucky

u had a50% chance to fight ur ownslef kek

[dense spruce]

Imagine fighting a clone using a Pig mask🤣

This me lol

[uneven karma]

the og outfit

[dense spruce]

@deft canyon

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/no-time-losers-singing-queen-gif-23031732

[gleaming spear]

[wooden pebble]

https://twitter.com/TezFunz2/status/1585571523678568451?s=20&t=aBHtE_LfOUdjtQ4KNySnIQ

Tez2 (@TezFunz2)

The Slashers Event is back, but this time with a plot twist

Make sure you're within the Slashers zones for the event to trigger.

You may find yourself facing the better, stronger, Expanded & Enhanced version of yourself. (Pic: @dungtrinh25)

https://t.co/F7YltPjoiP
#GTAOnline

Likes

450

Twitter · Oct 27, 2022, 9:58 AM

[patent breach]

arena wars is w

[cerulean mist]

In this video i showcase the new BF Weevil Custom . I will be customising the new DLC car, before giving it a road test and giving my personal review of the vehicle. The Weevil Custom is a new car to the gta series, and is based off a VW Beetle Rat Rod.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAqFN86gtio

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch This egotistical Rock N' Rolling asshole.

[lethal birch]

Gawd damn badass

[lethal birch]

Yeah Rockstar added the paintjob of his car as a livery for the S2, and an explosive heavy revolver with red paint should be a good replacement for his custom handcannon, so I said "Fuck it lemme make a new character and cosplay this fucker for the lols"

Got a motorcycle club up and running today.

Sick

[wooden pebble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6OJ4TAnbrU

[dense spruce]

😨 I would be astonished to fight myself lol

[wooden pebble]

[tribal trellis]

Tell me more

[glacial surge]

huh, why does it show xbox controls when im on pc and have never owned a xbox controller

or i have never connected any controller to this c

pc

[celest spade]

It is a visual bug shows up for years.

[lethal birch]

rate my halloween outfit

[lethal birch]

what are the real keys then

[fallow geyser]

When you get an answer, ping me, i want to know too

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/look-at-the-size-of-this-w-spongebob-patrick-star-blinking-cant-say-anything-gif-17814649

[celest spade]

Been a long time since i saw it work normally. I use GoToOnline command, so game goes Online mode directly.

[median fog]

there's not a way to add an argument to that to force it into an invite only session from the get go is there? (assuming NO)

[celest spade]

Iirc no.

[tribal trellis]

noice imma wolf

[lethal birch]

I was a bird once.

[tribal trellis]

ye i flew into a truck

[lethal birch]

A sweat was trying to chase me so I took a pumpkin hoping to get something good before I died.

Turned into a fuckin bird

[tribal trellis]

[lethal birch]

Flew my ass all the way to sandy shores

Rockstar needs to make Lamar available as someone you can visit

Get some good weed from him, you know?

Let you turn into animals at will with it

Not in a way that could affect gameplay, just go to his house, smoke some weed, turn into an animal for a bit, wake up at his place when you finish

He got his weed business going after the agency storyline right?

I have the power

[half sluice]

Man can you put your language to English then resend it

[lethal birch]

no

[molten veldt]

Missions, given, other, bets, car sales, found
And then at the bottom
Total income, total spent

[fallow geyser]

Sure mf, i know where are everything fucking word there

[molten veldt]

Not really that difficult to figure it out

[lethal birch]

i have the same haircut

[lethal birch]

Ouch

Btw I managed to live

[lethal birch]

I don't have the ps5

Yet

[patent breach]

Gta 5 is a game that deserves the 3 times buy tho

[edgy anchor]

Debatable

[outer barn]

definitely debatable

i already regret having paid for it twice

[patent breach]

I doubt there is anything to debate, look at my username

[cerulean mist]

Last weekend we hosted a meet to celebrate our discord server reaching 10k members 🥳

Enjoy the photos!

https://www.instagram.com/p/CkOcC94tlAV/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

stxnce_society

Last weekend we hosted a meet to celebrate our discord server reaching 10k members 🥳

Enjoy the photos!

Love you guys <3

Instagram

[wooden pebble]

henlo pc player - (from a broke ass free week epic games player)

[oak horizon]

how you check this

[lethal birch]

Ye what

Ohhhhhh

Well

[lethal birch]

The many times I killed him I didn't realize

[abstract cipher]

oleg always finding the small details

[oak horizon]

oh

thx!

[whole sonnet]

math um...doesnt check out? unless money that you get directly in your bank account doesnt count

I was thinking of cayo money when I said that but even then it doesnt check out. I must be missing something

[lethal birch]

yeah i don't get how i have more total spent than total earned it just doesn't make sense

[lethal birch]

put on a suit

my character looks so good in a suit ngl

[granite tapir]

Am trying to find a way to make it into a halloween version

THERES NO ORANGE FOR THE ITEMS I WANT

[lethal birch]

i just did this

[granite tapir]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/397126668822773762/1032263564221759608/Angry_cat_stare.gif

not fair

[lethal birch]

why?

[lethal birch]

you don't need to be only orange for halloween though

[granite tapir]

it looks cool

[lethal birch]

my outfit? thanks

[granite tapir]

I want to be orange with that stuff but rockstar has none OF IT D:

[lethal birch]

yeah there's not a single orange suit jacket which kills me

also yes, i love suits

[granite tapir]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/847661587472056320/1025467211088933016/Piecat.gif

Ight guess my halloween outfit is over

back to classic white version when it's day and black version when it's night

[lethal birch]

just make a joker outfit bruh

[granite tapir]

NEVER

I am not cool as the joker ):

[lethal birch]

then become a slasher

my halloween outfit is funi

small ass head lmao

[granite tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-my-beloved-gif-22029076

Okay boss

[lethal birch]

i will make a slasher outfit right quick

nvm fuck it

i will just stay with the goofy pumpkin

[daring yoke]

:(

[glacial surge]

I LOVE LIFE

[brazen gulch]

for example, earning a daily login bonus isnt earning money

but u can spend it

also if u have the criminal mastermind package u get a few mil at the start

u dont earn it but u can spend it

or picking up a golden revolver and getting kills isnt earning it i think

[whole sonnet]

I mean, sure but there's still a 171 mil gap

[abstract cipher]

shoot it and it drops down

[glacial surge]

ik, it dropped on a rrof i couldnt get to

[whole sonnet]

Guilty

[mellow thunder]

Why you fuck up your pfp

[deft canyon]

His pfp became bri ish

[lethal birch]

[dense spruce]

[granite tapir]

what

[dim rock]

This happened to me days earlier 💀

[lethal birch]

I have a feeling thats not u considering that its spanish

And ur speaking english rn

[dim rock]

Nawh i speak english here cause nobody speaks any other language

[lethal birch]

True

[dim rock]

Plus

[fallow geyser]

I speak Spanish naturally

[fallow geyser]

No, then you are a really mf, man

[dim rock]

? 🤨Whta

[fallow geyser]

Why do you have Discord in English, man?

[dense spruce]

😏🤙

Which Cerberus will win?

[gleaming spear]

[wooden pebble]

@primal cloud

agent jems in denger welp

[gleaming spear]

Agent Jems getting attacked by agent Jems😔💔

[wooden pebble]

i let him beat me once.....but that boi jems killed me in 1 smack

btw ur clone alwasys has bloody hands

[wooden pebble]

that is ,..u can eat peyote become an animal and go to cayo

[gleaming spear]

Wait what?You can go to cayo while under the peyote's effect?

[wooden pebble]

yee

[gleaming spear]

I didn't know that

[wooden pebble]

cayo beach party....

seee

and if u lucky and get a bird u can fly maround

[gleaming spear]

😳

[wooden pebble]

will be nice to get a whole set of 28 players as animals in cayo beach for a photo

[gleaming spear]

Try to do that with your friends,I mean if you have 28 friends online and free at the same time of course

[wooden pebble]

[gleaming spear]

[brazen loom]

I ALMOST JUST GOT KILLED

I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

WTF

[dense spruce]

They need to fix the ai lol

Boi really tried 💀🤣

Another attempt🫡

[winter pawn]

@dense spruce

Were you chasing these 2 people on the highway

and also trapped cars in a small parking lot?

[wooden pebble]

alien abduction is live

[dusky timber]

man our characters have gone through some shit in all these years

[wooden pebble]

[winter pawn]

anyone down to make a gta movie?

[smoky agate]

1v1 beach i'm cute

[blazing ruin]

Hi cute, I'm tct99

Weird username tbh but I've seen worse

[winter pawn]

anyone down to make a gta movie

[smoky agate]

nice outfit

[lethal birch]

thanks

i don't use it much tho

i usually just wear a suit and aviators

[smoky agate]

cool

[smoky agate]

wanna chill in a session later

[lethal birch]

nope

[smoky agate]

aww

[smoky agate]

:3

[dense spruce]

I chase people 😎
I have everything on it exactly as the halloween Cerberus including the body rust

[dusky timber]

if only people dressed like that in 2020...

[smoky agate]

this is my signature outfit

[dense spruce]

[tropic ice]

Why it had orange filter

[agile solstice]

event bro

[tropic ice]

Oh what event?

[agile solstice]

halloween thing i htink

[wooden pebble]

https://twitter.com/TezFunz2/status/1585948229337636864?s=20&t=nbpBsig6tCCqQdpSHf4uFA

Tez2 (@TezFunz2)

Tunables update:

• Halloween weather is now active on #GTAOnline

Likes

270

Twitter · Oct 28, 2022, 10:54 AM

[elfin arrow]

nice and calm on cayo perico

i might have to pay mr rubio a visit even

[uneven karma]

mexico filter

you're in breaking bad/better call saul

[lethal birch]

me when the

[zealous torrent]

cool thumbs up!

[stray schooner]

😮 sticks after game restart 🥳

[silk cipher]

cool

[idle galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-gif-20343480

[lethal birch]

Gotta love halloween

Wtf is going on with this weather

Perfect timing

Yes

[gleaming spear]

[wooden pebble]

Ur pics are even more W

[lethal birch]

Thanks

[mellow thunder]

ong

[lethal birch]

what car is that?

[lethal birch]

how is the quality so good and my screenshots are just a blurred piece of shit

is it because of snapmatic or something

[wooden pebble]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm no idea

i run all amx setting

max settings

[wooden pebble]

elgy retro custom

[lethal birch]

bennys?

[wooden pebble]

yes

[lethal birch]

alr thanks

[normal lagoon]

Can someone say why doesn't it show gtaO cars? This app is preety buggy

[wooden pebble]

buy a elgy

[lethal birch]

and upgrade it at bennys

[wooden pebble]

then take it ot bennys to convert it to elgy retro custom

[lethal birch]

alright

thanks again

[normal lagoon]

Can someone answer my question lol

[lethal birch]

not me

[normal lagoon]

No

Np*

[wooden pebble]

no idea...never run this app

its been broken and buggy for a decade

[normal lagoon]

Oh, it's alr, i hope i could find it, bc weeks ago it worked

[patent breach]

multibillion dollar devs everybody, forgets todo tasks

each update they really do break the game

[tribal trellis]

oh its inside the house too

[fallow geyser]

What the fuck are happening in your house?

[lethal birch]

are

[tribal trellis]

the weed filter

[lethal birch]

we are ld organics customers

[tribal trellis]

now trackin the new puppy

[gleaming spear]

@patent breach Nice new nickname

[patent breach]

its a good game, what can i say

@gleaming spear @wooden pebble TODO : <Product name> is such an amazing title ong

[gleaming spear]

Yes💯,I am very pleased

[tribal trellis]

ok chao

[wooden pebble]

B team

[patent breach]

true true

[wooden pebble]

[idle galleon]

did you not get the memo

https://tenor.com/view/wink-wink-wink-wink-vtuber-winking-vtuber-gif-26025863

[golden berry]

Naah it's a gta 7 leak

[fallow geyser]

XD

[fallow geyser]

GTA7: Things TO-DO

[clever pond]

Bro that really happened

[wooden pebble]

@patent breach wth name kkekekeekkkeekek

[patent breach]

i respect rocksta devs, so i kept the game name as a show of respect...

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/school-of-rock-jack-black-dewey-finn-salute-respect-gif-17915243

[gleaming spear]

Lmao

[lethal birch]

damn i died so many times

[elfin arrow]

real

least horny gta player

[lethal birch]

yeah bro

[half sluice]

My boy got 3300 lap dances and risked getting an STD 91 times

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

i'm clean

[half sluice]

Good

[latent cairn]

3,300 damn u that horny

[lethal birch]

perhaps

[shy pivot]

Bruh wtf. Mods we need a wall of shame to frame this in

[abstract cipher]

y

[tribal trellis]

has the alien abductions started?

whenever i get close they get away

kinda like women

[wooden pebble]

wamans

oi u will not get to experience abduction

u have to photoghrah all ufos (25) to get abducted

[dense spruce]

Whoa

The sky is stormy and green

[wooden pebble]

its ok u can see me fly i photoghraed all till now

[dense spruce]

I like my cerb

[shy pivot]

for anyone thats interested in being abducted and probed by aliens https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/yfmn39/ufo_abduction_information_and_halloween_weather/

[gleaming spear]

Looks like no abduction for me then

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-heavy-abducted-ufo-gif-12528850

[dense spruce]

Who likes my clone Cerb chasing people in the green rainy night😏

[tribal trellis]

OH

[tribal trellis]

AAH U DO IT ALONE OR SOMETHING

sorry for caps was smoking like a chimney

[dense spruce]

@lethal birch

[wooden pebble]

oi

u needs to play with me

[tribal trellis]

imma wait till i become sasquatch

[wooden pebble]

aliens abduct me i hold ur hand u come with me

[lethal birch]

See that was TERRIFYING until you crashed.

[tribal trellis]

btw if u smoke while u are shot below half health u will bleed blood on the floor

[crystal island]

whys it so oranch

[tribal trellis]

nice to see you

[wooden pebble]

halowwen

[crystal island]

hola

[wooden pebble]

halllweeen ,..........nights will get like that

[crystal island]

weird

[tribal trellis]

new bimmer better

[crystal island]

only on gta for liveries

[tribal trellis]

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/look-at-this-dude-frozone-look-at-this-guy-look-at-this-person-xset-gif-23193946

[crystal island]

playing bad game a lot recently

[tribal trellis]

btw that was the bleeding smoking thing i was talking about

[wooden pebble]

oi wat game this

[crystal island]

need for need 2015